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Ellen Page Declares She Survived a Transphobic Attack; A Dangerous, Unnamed Person Walked Up to Her and Said, And I'm Quoting, "I'm Going to Gay-Bash You, F****t"

Jussie Smollett just wrote me an email saying, "SEE?! SEE?! That sh1t's exactly what happened to me, too!"

Actor Elliot Page has shared he was verbally attacked and threatened by a crazed transphobic man -- who shouted that he was the reason "I need a gun" in Los Angeles last year.

This is the Murdoch-owned New York Post, so of course they will be pretending that Ellen Page is "Elliot" and referring to her as "him."

They will also report this Jussie-Smollet-level hoax as if it's just the worst thing to have ever happened to anyone.

Page, 36, was standing on a corner in West Hollywood on his way to the Pink Dot convenience store when the enraged and hateful stranger approached him, shouting obscenities, according to the Los Angeles Times.

"I'm going to f--king gay bash you, fa--t," the man yelled, forcing the actor to bolt toward the store in fear.

Employees at the Pink Dot escorted a terrified Page into the shop, but the man allegedly followed him and stood at the store's doorway.

"This is why I need a gun," the maniac reportedly yelled at Page through the glass door.

This is very realistic dialogue which is set in a very plausible scenario. Elliot Page has a real gift.

The problem is that Ellen Page continues to look like a woman, except when she takes her top off, at which point she looks like a woman who cut off her breasts and had plastic "abs" inserted under her skin.

So why would anyone call her a "fa***t"? You don't call women "fa***ts."

She wishes someone mistook her for a man and called her a "fa***t." She has created a fictitious "attack" in which the "attacker" is kind enough to "validate" her chosen gender expression.

Do attackers often validate the "gender expressions" of their targets?

No, they do not.

This a wish-fulfillment fantasy in which she both gets complimented and gets to play the victim over the compliment.

Elliot has some more highly plausible tales to share:

The "Juno" star's recounting of the alleged verbal assault and threats comes in the wake of another story he recently shared in his upcoming memoir "Pageboy," about when a "famous a--hole" told him being gay "doesn't exist."


Page, who came out as gay in February 2014, claims that an unnamed A-list actor told him he was going to "f--k you to make you realize you aren't gay,'" at a birthday party in Los Angeles shortly after coming out.

He "purposely" did not name the accused high-profile celebrity but said they would "hear about this and know it's him."

The actor added that another celebrity, whom he describes only as an "acquaintance," insisted, "'You aren't gay. That doesn't exist. You are just afraid of men.'"

I mean, maybe Steven Seagall, but I'm still not really hearing the ring of truth in this.

It just so happens that the under-employed actress has a memoir coming out and needs to promote it.

Elliot Page claims in his upcoming memoir that he had a relationship with Kate Mara while she was dating Max Minghella.

"The first person I fell for after my heart was broken was Kate Mara," the "Juno" star writes in "Pageboy," per an excerpt obtained by People Friday.

"She had a boyfriend at the time, the lovely and talented Max Minghella."

Page and Mara became entangled when he was filming the 2014 film "X-Men: Days of Future Past."

The "Umbrella Academy" star, 36, claims Minghella, 37, was supportive of him and the "House of Cards" alum, 40, exploring their feelings for each other and that Mara told the "Handmaid's Tale" star at the time, "'I never thought I could be in love with two people, and now I know I can.'"

Page came out as gay in 2014 and "trans" in 2020 and based on trends, will declare herself to be a Venusian in 2026.

Update: I totally forgot -- Ellen Page really pushed the Jussie Smollet hoax.

Thanks to Blonde Morticia.

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM




Comments

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1 Sure, Jussie.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2023 04:00 PM (N1DT3)

2 riiiiiiiiiiight.......

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:01 PM (nXhwP)

3 troisieme

Posted by: Parisian vet at June 06, 2023 04:01 PM (Vwz3I)

4 go ahead and pull the other one...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:01 PM (nXhwP)

5 It's amazing how "Victimhood" is the only means of approval.

Not "excellence", as that's racist.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2023 04:01 PM (N1DT3)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

7 This is my spec script! She stole it from me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 06, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

8 I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Zombie Alex.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2023 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

9 I thought she was just hopping on the bandwagons but then she went and lopped off her tits and then you knew she was crazy. Venus might be the next stop on her crazy train.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 06, 2023 04:02 PM (NTi06)

10
Why isn't the gay-basher's race provided?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2023 04:02 PM (lCaJd)

11 nouveau nood

Posted by: Parisian vet at June 06, 2023 04:02 PM (Vwz3I)

12 Just like Smollett who the hell knows what she looks like ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:02 PM (bs+z0)

13 Girlfriend, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2023 04:02 PM (KWub3)

14 First : Nobody Talks like that.

Second : If they wanted to beat her up, they'd have just beat her up.

Posted by: XTC at June 06, 2023 04:03 PM (sm6Pk)

15 You know, LA has a lot of drugged out homeless nuts. And that's not just the movie stars.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at June 06, 2023 04:03 PM (nJ1bF)

16 -- Page came out as gay in 2014 and "trans" in 2020 and based on trends, will declare herself to be a Venusian in 2026. --

Venerian, not "Venusian!"

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (Nmmyc)

17 Ok, so what does this stupid cunt like?
Pussy, or dick?

Posted by: Zombie Gilbert Gottfried at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (ufFY8)

18 Obviously, she couldn't write a screenplay!

Posted by: Unkaren at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (LPkjK)

19 I'm predicting facial reconstruction surgery to look like a cat over the Venusians unless the Feds' UFO info release is true.

Speaking of which...
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 3h
'OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,' Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden

https://buff.ly/40Y2sL6

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (Vwz3I)

20 So much heterophobia out there.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (pWgpB)

21 How many MAGA hats did they find?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (iayUP)

22 Imma go out on a limb here, and say that this did not happen

Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO8)

23 Page came out as gay in 2014 and "trans" in 2020 and based on trends, will declare herself to be a Venusian in 2026.

And Marsonian in 2032.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (KfVz7)

24 Just like a supervillian that monologues how they will destroy you and all that you fought for before inevitably being foiled.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:04 PM (ssESX)

25 I'm surprised the "attacker" didn't say "This is MAGA Country" and be wearing a MAGA hat

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (bs+z0)

26 I'm willing to believe the incident happened. The part Ellen isn't mentioning is that it's a homeless guy who shouts at e eryone.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (2YtOq)

27 So...if I go around claiming Kate Mara had sex with me people just call me a damn liar.

It isn't fair man.

Posted by: Some Moron at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (lc5cP)

28 Just add the word "homeless" and assume that word was deleted from the story.

It then makes perfect sense. It also makes the story meaningless.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (nJ1bF)

29 Is it two African White Supremacists?

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (xhxe8)

30 15 You know, LA has a lot of drugged out homeless nuts. And that's not just the movie stars.
Posted by: Comrade Roboto at June 06, 2023 04:03 PM (nJ1bF)


You know, it's completely plausible that this happened....

if it was a completely random attack and the nutjob calls everyone a f-t.

Because no one knows or cares about Ellen Page. Not even Ellen Page.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (N1DT3)

31
I also remember when Ellen ranted and sniffled on some talk show about Jussie. "WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN!?" she raged about the consequences of 2016.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (lCaJd)

32 That last block quote made my eyeball twitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (9UlRk)

33 Riiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Dr Evil at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (ssESX)

34 Kate Mara mistook Page for the Giants then QB. She has a thing for pint-sized Giants QB's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (lw93O)

35 The actor added that another celebrity, whom he describes only as an "acquaintance," insisted, "'You aren't gay. That doesn't exist. You are just afraid of men.'"

+++++++++

I mean gender is a construct right, Ellen? If that's the case then all you need to like dick is a successful ad campaign.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (NTi06)

36 It is known that West Hollywood is MAGA Country.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (PiwSw)

37 Assaults like this happen to me and Mrs. F. regularly.

Get over yourself, you voted for this sh!t.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (KWub3)

38 Sadly, this deranged person should be in the same sanitarium as Amanda Bynes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (ufFY8)

39

Hollywood F*gg*ts eat da Poo Poo!!!

Posted by: Rev. Martin Ssempa at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (BVT7J)

40 It looks like Jim Jordan and MTG have competition for their Oscar.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (to8pj)

41 Good. More Please.

The only things these people respect is physical violence.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (dQWfI)

42 Kate Mara mistook Page for the Giants then QB. She has a thing for pint-sized Giants QB's
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (lw93O)




That hurts.

Posted by: Eli Manning at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

43 You know, LA has a lot of drugged out homeless nuts. And that's not just the movie stars.
Posted by: Comrade Roboto at June 06, 2023 04:03 PM (nJ1bF)

for this reason alone it MIGHT have been yelled at, but i suspect that if if some crazy homeless dude did yell, it's not so coherent.

it'll end up being like that yanni thing, did you hear the slur or not...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (nXhwP)

44 This would be more believable if she/he/it had a subway sandwich and it was 2am in MAGA Country.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (ncXxy)

45 So does Ellen Page have a Frankenpenis? Or did she and Mara just go shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond together (I mean that's what real lesbians do)

Posted by: Some Moron at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (lc5cP)

46 26 I'm willing to believe the incident happened. The part Ellen isn't mentioning is that it's a homeless guy who shouts at e eryone.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (2YtOq)


Horde mind

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (N1DT3)

47 So why would anyone call her a "fa***t"? You don't call women "fa***ts."

She wishes someone mistook her for a man and called her a "fa***t." She has created a fictitious "attack" in which the "attacker" is kind enough to "validate" her chosen gender expression.

Do attackers often validate the "gender expressions" of their targets?

No, they do not.

This a wish-fulfillment fantasy in which she both gets complimented and gets to play the victim over the compliment.

++++
Yup. This is the exact point I made earlier today. None of this makes sense. Not to mention that "I'm going to fucking gay-bash you" are words that have never been uttered.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (DU+/6)

48
Isn't there a vid?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (lCaJd)

49 She probably didn't like the Subway Pickleball Club.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (ufFY8)

50 First : Nobody Talks like that.

Second : If they wanted to beat her up, they'd have just beat her up.
Posted by: XTC


Third: It's Hollywood. You'd have an extremely hard time trying to find a conservative/republican/right winger that would even think like this loon, let alone act like it.

Elliott, read the room.
You're not in Davenport, Iowa. You're in Hollywood, California. Not a MAGA hotbed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (D4vK5)

51 THIS IS MEATBALL COUNTRY

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (9UlRk)

52 Page, who came out as gay in February 2014, claims that an unnamed A-list actor told him he was going to "f--k you to make you realize you aren't gay,'" at a birthday party in Los Angeles shortly after coming out.
++++
It is so preposterous to read this with inverted pronouns. This world is very, very stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (DU+/6)

53 "hear about this and know it's him."
------------
Clearly, Warren Beatty wearing an apricot scarf.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (Vwz3I)

54 This is the very thing we fought against in 1944.

And we all know West Hollywood has perhaps the largest Klan membership in America. Except, maybe, Chicago.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (TgBWG)

55 Max lol - "two chicks at one time!" - a common life goal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (w0NJk)

56 Mental illness. Its not just for dinner.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (p+DvU)

57 Put James Comey on the case. He's a private dick now, isn't he?

Posted by: Regular joe at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (nnp+f)

58 Why can't these people ever get the setting right for their made-up fantasy assaults?

Juicy Smoliet found a pair of right-wing MAGA racists walking around Chicago at 3am during a blizzard, evidently just on the prowl for a black man to assault.

Ellen Page found a lunatic that calls people f-ggots in WEST HOLLYWOOD.

Sure thing, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (oXNqT)

59 Page came out as gay in 2014 and "trans" in 2020 and based on trends, will declare herself to be a Venusian in 2026.

Ok, six years separation between incidents, then 3.

So, it'll be right at election time that she declares herself a ham sandwich!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (zZu0s)

60 Kate Mara mistook Page for the Giants then QB. She has a thing for pint-sized Giants QB's
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 06, 2023 04:05 PM (lw93O)

That hurts.
Posted by: Eli Manning at June 06, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

OMAHA!!!

Posted by: Payton Manning at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (nXhwP)

61 girls with borderline personality disorder writing their supposed autobiographies is LIT

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (w0NJk)

62 Just normal people saying and doing normal things.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (ppBhU)

63 Well that rain lasted 5 minutes and didn't put 2 cups of water in my rain barrel.
Probably grilling a hamburgers in a half hour

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (KrLBh)

64 It's confusing to read news stories once the pronouns start proliferating. Apparently the "he" refers to Elliot Page, who was dating Max but while she was Ellen and a "she" at the time. But the reporter has to pretend that Ellen was always a "he". If a news report includes trannies, I won't read it, I have other things that cause me enough headaches that I have to deal with.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (fs1hN)

65 Ellen Page found a lunatic that calls people f-ggots in WEST HOLLYWOOD.

Sure thing, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (oXNqT)

You know something I have noticed? Black people drop the N bomb more often than any other group. Gay people drop bundle of sticks more often than any other group except a Call of Duty chatroom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (zZu0s)

66 Ellen says she's a boy now, so I guess now she has to go out and get one of those aftermarket penises


it's a crying ass shame- she was so cute
what got into her head, I'll never understand

Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (geLO8)

67 The lunatic is on the graahhss...

Posted by: Which one's Pink? at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (ufFY8)

68 I WILL SMITE YOU, HOMOSEXUAL PERSON WHAT I HATE!!

these folks need to brush up on their dialogue writing skills for any future fake H8 crimes.

YOU ARE REPULSIVE, YOU WHO ARE NOT AS I!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (xPJvm)

69 If Page is now a gay man shouldn't she want to have sex with men?

Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (eGTCV)

70 Had to look up the Pink Dot. Because Pink Dot.

Hibiscus and Rose Spritz.
Collagen Protein Bar.
Life Cider.
Swing Tea - Peach Passion.

About as expected.

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (2bFN5)

71 Mental illness. Its not just for dinner.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 06, 2023 04:08 PM (p+DvU)

Sounds like this Elliot person is starting to have more frequent delusions

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (NtVYv)

72 Page and Mara became entangled when he was filming the 2014 film "X-Men: Days of Future Past."
++++
Well, no, actually. Page was "entangled" with Mara when *she* was filming the 2014 film.

She was a she then. She wasn't "trans" yet. She was a she when she was entangled with Mara.

This is all nonsense of course and she is now just a mutilated she, but even by their own insane rules, she was still a she at that time and thus the article is retroactively deadgendering Page.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (DU+/6)

73 This is all part of the new campaign by the Biden cabal to say that LGBTQwhatevers are being threatened so something has to be done to quash all those homo/trans phobes from being able to speak or criticize when they are out there grooming your kids

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (bs+z0)

74

PALOMINO!

Posted by: Nancy P. at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (BVT7J)

75 That picture of Christie smooching a supporter appears to be real.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (iayUP)

76 Welcome to near-daily life for everyone else in California. I don't like bringing my kids with me in public because of periodic confrontations with homeless mental freaks that roam the area.

Posted by: SamE at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (q7qW8)

77 Seems to me the only reasonable response to this story is "Congratulations on passing as male. Not every woman can do that."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (ou9hh)

78 The "Umbrella Academy" star, 36, claims Minghella, 37, was supportive of him and the "House of Cards" alum, 40, exploring their feelings for each other and that Mara told the "Handmaid's Tale" star at the time, "'I never thought I could be in love with two people, and now I know I can.'"
++++
Hollywood, man. Oy vey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (DU+/6)

79 Real disgusting, that is.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (iayUP)

80 Not to mention that "I'm going to fucking gay-bash you" are words that have never been uttered.

--

Not by a non-gay.

I have a sneaky suspicion that "gay bashing" and "bash you" etc. are commonly used among gays when talking about hateful haters that want to hatefully beat them up, though.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (SfD1B)

81 The "Umbrella Academy" star, 36, claims Minghella, 37, was supportive of him and the "House of Cards" alum, 40, exploring their feelings for each other

He was clearly fishing for a 3-way.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (ZGrMX)

82 63 Well that rain lasted 5 minutes and didn't put 2 cups of water in my rain barrel.
Probably grilling a hamburgers in a half hour


skip if it actually rains here I will be I shock

it's been dark and stormy for a while but nada so far

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (w0NJk)

83 She's a nutcase.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (GNPj+)

84 If being a Venusian means having bigger tits then , speaking for all Hordedom, we're for it.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (sLTox)

85 83 She's a nutcase.
Posted by: Crom Laughs at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (GNPj+)

lacking the nuts

Posted by: Roy at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (v5vnr)

86 If being a Venusian means having bigger tits then , speaking for all Hordedom, we're for it.

Well, she had itty bitties.

Now she has nada tatas.

Posted by: Some Moron at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (lc5cP)

87 "f--k you to make you realize you aren't gay,'"

The "Chasing Amy" gambit

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (25k9m)

88 68 I WILL SMITE YOU, HOMOSEXUAL PERSON WHAT I HATE!!

these folks need to brush up on their dialogue writing skills for any future fake H8 crimes.

YOU ARE REPULSIVE, YOU WHO ARE NOT AS I!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (xPJvm)

And who would have thought the Horta did not like Gays?

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (oHd/0)

89 "I'm going to f--king gay bash you, fa--t," the man yelled, forcing the actor to run like a girl toward the store in fear."

Posted by: It is written at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (ssESX)

90 Ellen says she's a boy now, so I guess now she has to go out and get one of those aftermarket penises

it's a crying ass shame- she was so cute
what got into her head, I'll never understand
Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (geLO

harvey and his ficus?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (nXhwP)

91 Butt Light should offer it an ad campaign.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (to8pj)

92 Seriously ... ? I mean, who effin' cares ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (mu5GU)

93 53 "hear about this and know it's him."
------------
Clearly, Warren Beatty wearing an apricot scarf.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (Vwz3I)
_______

In the conservatory?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (TgBWG)

94 68 I WILL SMITE YOU, HOMOSEXUAL PERSON WHAT I HATE!!

these folks need to brush up on their dialogue writing skills for any future fake H8 crimes.

YOU ARE REPULSIVE, YOU WHO ARE NOT AS I!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (xPJvm)

I like the turn of phrase for the denunciations. Has a very grand sense to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (zZu0s)

95 Well, no, actually. Page was "entangled" with Mara when *she* was filming the 2014 film.

She was a she then. She wasn't "trans" yet. She was a she when she was entangled with Mara.


Unless they found a prostate hiding in her ass somewhere, she's still a she.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (D4vK5)

96 And, I'm also willing to bet the "I'm gonna make you a woman" thing also took place...on a casting couch.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (2YtOq)

97 Wait, I need a timeline....

So Page put the fake d*ck to Kate Mara or that was pre-breast removal and she was still just a vaginatarian?

Posted by: Attacker who will validate your gender expression for money at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (QpUKb)

98 I have a sneaky suspicion that "gay bashing" and "bash you" etc. are commonly used among gays when talking about hateful haters that want to hatefully beat them up, though.


what if Ellen was desperately trying to employ a hustler in West Hollywood and he wasn't interested in a girl despite her mutilating herself? and she got pushy and then the prostitute got annoyed ... and she twisted this into that guy going on the attack (which definitely never happened)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (w0NJk)

99 Over 177 million people apparenlty watched What is a Woman over twitter yesterday.

I did. I knew most of medical stuff. I suspected the pyschopaths. But putting it together with Walsh's dead pan straight man face was very very very effective. A normal person can not watch that and fail to see just how screwed up this situation really is.

Posted by: Clown world insists on clowning around, until its serious at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (sh1GZ)

100 It just so happens that the under-employed actress has a memoir coming out and needs to promote it.

Elliot Page claims in his upcoming memoir

---

Oh bless her heart.

Click the link and look at the image of her trying so hard to look like a man. Carefully chosen angle, hat, clothes, etc.

And she looks like a girl with short hair in a hat. Well, one that had breast cancer, I guess.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (SfD1B)

101 Their paper holds their many faces to the floor
And everyday the paperboy brings more

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (KrLBh)

102 A real dude would have punched the assailant in the face.

Posted by: Roy at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (v5vnr)

103 it's a crying ass shame- she was so cute
what got into her head, I'll never understand
Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (geLO
++++
I imagine being passed around to various Hollywood producers like a party favor doesn't help anything. If she wasn't a headcase before that, she sure will be after.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (DU+/6)

104 Page, who came out as gay in February 2014, claims that an unnamed A-list actor told him he was going to "f--k you to make you realize you aren't gay,'" at a birthday party in Los Angeles shortly after coming out.

We're about 72 hours out from hearing about how Trump ravished her in Bergdorf's.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (ppBhU)

105 So Page put the fake d*ck to Kate Mara or that was pre-breast removal and she was still just a vaginatarian?

Strictly box munching, which is why Mara's boyfriend was trying to get a 3-way going.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (ZGrMX)

106 Do trans women insist upon a digital exam when they go to the doctor?

Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (eGTCV)

107 Ace, if Elliot Page wants to go by "Elliot", you have no basis to declare that Elliot Page can't go by "Elliot". "Elliot" is a name. It's not as interesting as "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil" or "Buck Dharma" or "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince", but it's a *name* and in this country we don't reserve or preclude names based on chromosomal makeup. You, yourself, changed your name to "Ace" from "Myron" because you didn't like "Myron" (and with good reason). Elliot Page can dislike "Ellen" all Elliot wants to and go by something else. Hell, Elliot can go by Ace if Elliot wants to. Stop being such a mean girl, Myron.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (KAi1n)

108 Went from a cute girl to an alien plastic faced 5 foot tall mini trans man

Posted by: NCKate at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (d5Qya)

109 I WILL SMITE YOU, HOMOSEXUAL PERSON WHAT I HATE!!

these folks need to brush up on their dialogue writing skills for any future fake H8 crimes.

YOU ARE REPULSIVE, YOU WHO ARE NOT AS I!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (xPJvm)

I like the turn of phrase for the denunciations. Has a very grand sense to it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


AI Chatbot it isn't. Sounds more Yakov Smirnoff.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (D4vK5)

110 If being a Venusian means having bigger tits then , speaking for all Hordedom, we're for it.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (sLTox)

Don't forget us.

Posted by: Femalien: Cosmic Crush at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (ufFY8)

111 it's a crying ass shame- she was so cute
what got into her head, I'll never understand
Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (geLO


Only a matter of time before she crashes a car and sets herself on fire.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (ZSK0i)

112 102 A real dude would have punched the assailant in the face.
Posted by: Roy at June 06, 2023 04:12 PM (v5vnr)

Yes.. Instead she ran away like a girl

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (bs+z0)

113 93 53 "hear about this and know it's him."
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Clearly, Warren Beatty wearing an apricot scarf.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:07 PM (Vwz3I)
_______

In the conservatory?
Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (TgBWG)

With the CandleStick?

Posted by: Professor Plum at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (oHd/0)

114 HOLY CRAP

Scroll on down.

There's another photo of her shirtless so you can see the mutilation scars. Did they implant plastic so that she could also pretend to have abs under her f*cked up surgery scars and lopsided nipples that are totes normal on men?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (SfD1B)

115 I mean does Page now insist upon getting a digital exam?

Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (eGTCV)

116 In fairness, she is more manly that David Hogg.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (PiwSw)

117 what the hell just happened

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (w0NJk)

118 No rain here but windy !

Posted by: JT at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (T4tVD)

119 She was a she then. She wasn't "trans" yet. She was a she when she was entangled with Mara.


Unless they found a prostate hiding in her ass somewhere, she's still a she.
Posted by: rickb223

"And then he was a she and the colored girls go - do dah do. . . "

Hmmmm - needs a little work.
-- Lou Reed

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (B/X3r)

120 Do trans women insist upon a digital exam when they go to the doctor?
Posted by: NL

Unless they lack fingers and toes....

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:14 PM (KAi1n)

121 So many things here…Ellen “Elliott” Page is like 5’ tall, so no man is going to feel like he needs a gun to be protected from her. She came out as gay after having a lot of sexual experiences with her Juno costar, Olivia Thirlby, who was more experienced in these spaces and this appears to have had a profound impact on Ellen’s emotional sexual maturing.

I don’t believe anyone in Hollywood would claim being gay doesn’t exist. I do believe some drunk guy would say he would bring her to the light side with his amazing abilities.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 "I never thought i could be in love with two people".....

*cue Brian Blessed screaming "are you retarded?"*

You're an actor, you imbecile. Are you not even remotely familiar with the idea of conflicting love interests in the western canon of film and drama? Seriously? Do you squeeze words out of your stupid face merely to see what happens or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (9UlRk)

123 How many people would recognize Page on the street?

Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (eGTCV)

124 In fairness, she is more manly that David Hogg.

Jonah Goldberg is more manly than David Hogg.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (ZGrMX)

125 Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (KAi1n)

Ace can call you anything HE likes, Ellen.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (N1DT3)

126 She's a nutcase.
Posted by: Crom Laughs at June 06, 2023 04:10 PM (GNPj+)

lacking the nuts
Posted by: Roy


So he's a Mounds, not an Almond Joy?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (D4vK5)

127 Where o where is the giant tsunami that is supposed to wipe out LA and San Fransicko.

I would say fuck them all in the ass with a roll of rusty barbed wire - but they would probably like it.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (JNTt1)

128 Oh my God, it happened again! A man just came out of the Gun Store and shouted "If you're a man lets see your penis and testicles!" I was floored!! He then got into his Ford Ranger shouting "I hate the Gays!" What a monster!!1!

Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (0t3vP)

129 The ab implants are a strange decision. Women have abs too. If she wanted to have visible abs, diet and exercise were the way.

Just goes to show another misplaced conception of what it means to be a man.

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (25k9m)

130 Does Ellen Page have one of those fake dicks? The ones where they take muscle and skin from your arm and stich on a flesh Stromboli to the crotch?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (to8pj)

131 Magical how things just happen to come together...

Human Rights Campaign declares a national state of emergency for LGBTQ+ people, By Holly Yan, CNN
Updated 9:57 AM EDT, Tue June 6, 2023

In part, "For the first time in its four-decade history, America’s largest lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer civil rights organization has declared a national state of emergency for members of the LGBTQ+ community, the Human Rights Campaign said Tuesday."

“LGBTQ+ Americans are living in a state of emergency. The multiplying threats facing millions in our community are not just perceived – they are real, tangible and dangerous,” the group’s president, Kelley Robinson, said. “In many cases they are resulting in violence against LGBTQ+ people, forcing families to uproot their lives and flee their homes in search of safer states, and triggering a tidal wave of increased homophobia and transphobia that puts the safety of each and every one of us at risk.”

Juno and Jussie say so.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (GshMh)

132 It is possible.

But without clarification and context, it doesn't mean a whole lot.

For instance, was the fellow that called her a faggot a homeless black dude that was messed up on drugs or a conservative, evangelical man in golf shirt and a pair of cotton Dockers?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (Zqeqr)

133
Stop being such a mean girl, Myron.
Posted by: SFGoth

=======

Myron?! That guy who pulled me over and tried to persuade me to pose for his stupid artistic nudes photograph series?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (lCaJd)

134 Stop being such a mean girl, Myron.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (KAi1n)

You know, I was willing to give them that. Well, no more. They'll get their original names as well. We're nearing the nuke'em from orbit phase.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (GNPj+)

135 didn't they make a movie about this sort of thing in the 80s, except the girl only did it to get her shitty story published in the school paper, AND she fell for the guy in the end anyway...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (nXhwP)

136 I don’t believe anyone in Hollywood would claim being gay doesn’t exist. I do believe some drunk guy would say he would bring her to the light side with his amazing abilities.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (ZdaMQ)


Was this mystery guy's last name "Paolo", first name "The"?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (t4BDZ)

137 Firearms Policy Coalition @gunpolicy · 2h
LEGAL ALERT: A judge has denied the motion for preliminary injunction in our lawsuit challenging Washington's "assault weapon ban," saying that the banned firearms "allow a shooter to fire as fast as they can pull the trigger, unlike previous guns."
https://firearmspolicy.org/hartford

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (Vwz3I)

138 I watched Inception for the first time last week. Never knew that was the same person

Posted by: And it hurts my head at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (og5mY)

139 "f--k you to make you realize you aren't gay,'"

The "Chasing Amy" gambit


I knew a girl in college that liked me. But...I had a girlfriend at the time.

I ran into her a few years later when I was unattached and she came over and things were getting hot and heavy. She stopped things to tell me she was a lesbian and couldn't cheat on her girlfriend.

But after that...she kept flirting with me and wanting to hang out with me.

Nothing came out of it though and we drifted apart again. And again years later we ran into each other. Now she was married. To a guy. Who looked kind of like me and sounded a hell of a lot like me. So...she had a type.

But seriously people...she was born gay or something, mostly while in college. Until she wasn't. Or something. And note she never claimed to be "bisexual".

Posted by: Some Moron at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (lc5cP)

140 exploring their feelings for each other
___

I suspect that phrase is a euphemism

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (fs1hN)

141 Phone homo, Eilliot.

Posted by: E.T., The Extra Testicle at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (ppBhU)

142 87 "f--k you to make you realize you aren't gay,'"

The "Chasing Amy" gambit
Posted by: brak at June 06, 2023 04:11 PM (25k9m)

Chasing Amy. Two thirds of a good, positive movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (zZu0s)

143 “LGBTQ+ Americans are living in a state of emergency."

A high risk of suicide due to mental illness could be considered an emergency situation.

Posted by: Roy at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (v5vnr)

144 WhoTAF is Ellen Page, anyway?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (Wnv9h)

145 "Does Ellen Page have one of those fake dicks?"

Imflateable. Uses CO2 carts.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (iayUP)

146 Page and Mara became entangled...

********

Velcro on a strap-on does have its perils.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 06, 2023 04:18 PM (991eG)

147 that puts the safety of each and every one of us at risk

LOLGF.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 04:18 PM (ufFY8)

148
“LGBTQ+ Americans are living in a state of emergency. The multiplying threats facing millions in our community are not just perceived – they are real, tangible and dangerous,” the group’s president, Kelley Robinson, said. “In many cases they are resulting in violence against LGBTQ+ people, forcing families to uproot their lives and flee their homes in search of safer states, and triggering a tidal wave of increased homophobia and transphobia that puts the safety of each and every one of us at risk.”

Oh noes don't leave us. Where will we get our fabulousness?

Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:18 PM (eGTCV)

149 no Im not playing make believe anymore sorry SF Goth

you need people to lie for you, look elsewhere

if I knew someone with X name who decided we were all supposed to call him Y-Boy as his new nickname I would - as Italians do - say fuck that and call him by either what his mommy called him when he was 3 or what we all called him when he pissed himself in kindergarten.

we're fun like that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:18 PM (w0NJk)

150 145 "Does Ellen Page have one of those fake dicks?"

Imflateable. Uses CO2 carts.
Posted by: fd at June 06, 2023 04:17 PM (iayUP)

She can fire airsoft pellets with that thing.

Posted by: Roy at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (v5vnr)

151 Any Trannie women will turn out to be the weakest "males". They can't have any more clue what a guy is more than I know nothing about women.

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (KrLBh)

152 Chasing Amy. Two thirds of a good, positive movie.

yeah talk about one that really goes off the rails

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (25k9m)

153 >>Myron?! That guy who pulled me over and tried to persuade me to pose for his stupid artistic nudes photograph series?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


he's a friendly stranger in a black sedan- won't you hop inside his car?

Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (geLO8)

154 Unless they found a prostate hiding in her ass somewhere, she's still a she.
Posted by: rickb223


-

Hahahaha

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (MPV9K)

155 @131
"State of emergency?" Time to re-open the asylums, STAT!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (ssESX)

156

Ridiculous fantasizing from a mentally disturbed, emotionally stunted individual, who has a supportive audience out of all proportion to their actual number.

One more manifestation of shit from the left.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (KATBx)

157 Seriously, modern America put us to shame but we got the viking funeral? We'd like to file an appeal on our sentence for unequal prosecution under the Law.

Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (6JXmM)

158 WhoTAF is Ellen Page, anyway?

A cute girl who went to Hellywood and got her mind warped.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (Bd6X8)

159 "Velcro on a strap-on does have its perils.
Posted by: Muldoon"

It can get stuck to the carpet.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (iayUP)

160 Dear Miss Page, eventually your faux penis will become gangrenous and if you are lucky it will fall off before it causes your horrible delirious death. You will in any event go insane become homeless and you will wish that people recognized you enough to call you a fa**or. Enjoy your future.
Signed , Reality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (O8bOp)

161 Kate Mara had nice boobs, if I remember House of Cards correctly.

Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (ivvNA)

162 In fairness, she is more manly that David Hogg.

Jonah Goldberg is more manly than David Hogg.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2023 04:15 PM (ZGrMX)

kumswalla harris is more manly than hogg boy....

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (nXhwP)

163 Chasing Amy. Two thirds of a good, positive movie.

Who knew in 1997 that Hooper X's version of Star Wars would be made canon by Disney?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (ZGrMX)

164 Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (GshMh)

Yup.. This is why all this is coming out now.. They want to silence anyone from questioning Trans "people" or anything that they might be doing out there that some might find questionable.. Especially when it comes to the grooming of Children. See... It's perfectly normal...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (bs+z0)

165 That guy who pulled me over and tried to persuade me to pose for his stupid artistic nudes photograph series?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I can't tell if you're negging yourself....

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (KAi1n)

166 Not trying to shit-disturb but this news chyron just aired...

Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin participates in team drills for first time this spring, six months since cardiac arrest [sic].

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:20 PM (Vwz3I)

167 I should always open IMDB before reading the comments.

Posted by: More Gay Stuff? at June 06, 2023 04:21 PM (Jd0Ll)

168 Kind of shocking that the sodomite community is full of drama queens.

Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:21 PM (eGTCV)

169 Oh my God, it happened again! A man just came out of the Gun Store and shouted "If you're a man lets see your penis and testicles!" I was floored!! He then got into his Ford Ranger shouting "I hate the Gays!" What a monster!!1!
Posted by: Eliot Page


ACE!
You need to give classes on "reading a room".

No straight guy is going to yell "let's see your penis & testicles!"

Someone needs to help these mentally ill individuals out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:21 PM (D4vK5)

170 157 Seriously, modern America put us to shame but we got the viking funeral? We'd like to file an appeal on our sentence for unequal prosecution under the Law.
Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (6JXmM)


I would like to to added to the appeal, please.

Posted by: Lot's Wife at June 06, 2023 04:21 PM (PiwSw)

171 Velcro on a strap-on does have its perils.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 06, 2023 04:18 PM (991eG)

And thick, 70s shag.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 06, 2023 04:21 PM (ufFY8)

172 Ace can call you anything HE likes, Ellen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Helium doesn't really like much.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (KAi1n)

173 She is as loony as a shit house rat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (pohLc)

174 “LGBTQ+ Americans are living in a state of emergency. The multiplying threats facing millions in our community are not just perceived – they are real, tangible and dangerous,” the group’s president, Kelley Robinson, said. “In many cases they are resulting in violence against LGBTQ+ people, forcing families to uproot their lives and flee their homes in search of safer states, and triggering a tidal wave of increased homophobia and transphobia that puts the safety of each and every one of us at risk.” ...
Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:18 PM (eGTCV)
++++
What threats? What incidents of anti-trans violence - not trans people involved in violence for whatever reasons, but *specific* anti-trans violence - have occurred.

Be specific. Be precise. Provide specific examples including location, the nature of the event and its resolution.

I'll be waiting more or less forever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (DU+/6)

175 ...was the fellow that called her a faggot a homeless black dude that was messed up on drugs or a conservative, evangelical man in golf shirt and a pair of cotton Dockers?
----------------
The former but Law & Order will portray the latter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (Vwz3I)

176 151 Any Trannie women will turn out to be the weakest "males". They can't have any more clue what a guy is more than I know nothing about women.
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2023 04:19 PM (KrLBh)

This transition direction does tend to have the most mentally ill/sexually abused, and the fewest grifters...although Hollywood fading celebs may be a special case for the grift...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (exHjb)

177 if I knew someone with X name who decided we were all supposed to call him Y-Boy as his new nickname I would - as Italians do - say fuck that and call him by either what his mommy called him when he was 3 or what we all called him when he pissed himself in kindergarten.

we're fun like that
Posted by: BlackOrchid

I actually pictured your hand and arm movements while reading that.

Sorella!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (B/X3r)

178 I don't get it: these trannys mutilate their bodies so they can be their 'true sexual selves', yet that surgery ensures they can never experience pleasurable sex again

what am I missing here

Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (geLO8)

179 i wonder if page decided to write a book after she saw what a hit mccurdy's book was.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (B1FKF)

180 I don't think she got one of those penis jobs..... I don't have any actual knowledge of how they "work" but I got the impression that they don't actually

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (bs+z0)

181 It just so happens that the under-employed actress has a memoir coming out and needs to promote it.

---------

"Back off, bitch -- this is my hustle, now!"

-- Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (4meUL)

182 There are homeless schizophrenics /drag-addled people on most street corners in Los Angeles county, so I can't completely discount the possibility that someone yelled something in the vicinity of Ms. Page.

But that it actually had anything to do with her?

That is most definitely false.

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

183 Myron?! That guy who pulled me over and tried to persuade me to pose for his stupid artistic nudes photograph series?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2023 04:16 PM (lCaJd)

so, i can't be the only one here wondering....

did it work?

link?

for research purposes only... naturally...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (nXhwP)

184 "or a conservative, evangelical man in golf shirt and a pair of cotton Dockers?"

You mean a FIB/glowie?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (KAi1n)

185 107 Ace, if Elliot Page wants to go by "Elliot", you have no basis to declare that Elliot Page can't go by "Elliot". "Elliot" is a name. It's not as interesting as "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil" or "Buck Dharma" or "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince", but it's a *name* and in this country we don't reserve or preclude names based on chromosomal makeup. You, yourself, changed your name to "Ace" from "Myron" because you didn't like "Myron" (and with good reason). Elliot Page can dislike "Ellen" all Elliot wants to and go by something else. Hell, Elliot can go by Ace if Elliot wants to. Stop being such a mean girl, Myron.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:13 PM (KAi1n)

Your name is what your father says it is.

Posted by: XTC at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (sm6Pk)

186 The only important question is whether we have a suicidal Ellen Page or a suicidal Elliot Page.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at June 06, 2023 04:23 PM (MPV9K)

187
Do trans women insist upon a digital exam when they go to the doctor?
Posted by: NL

=========

It's fetishized to that extent, yes. There are tranny social media influencers who go on camera and remind their fellow transgirls to "get their pelvic exams."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (lCaJd)

188 Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin participates in team drills for first time this spring, six months since cardiac arrest [sic].
Posted by: andycanuck


*******

I'm not taking that bait twice in one day.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (991eG)

189 Any Trannie women will turn out to be the weakest "males". They can't have any more clue what a guy is more than I know nothing about women.
Posted by: Skip


I've been married 30 out of my 60 years on this planet and I still don't understand women.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (D4vK5)

190 I don't think she got one of those penis jobs..... I don't have any actual knowledge of how they "work" but I got the impression that they don't actually

CO2 cartridge, I think I heard. In which case they should be banned for contributing to global warming.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (ZGrMX)

191 you need people to lie for you, look elsewhere

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:18 PM (w0NJk)

We tried to be nice to the Alphabet people. It's been the groomer train ever since. The worst case scenario people were right.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (GNPj+)

192 >What threats? What incidents of anti-trans violence - not trans people involved in violence for whatever reasons, but *specific* anti-trans violence - have occurred.


translation: something unpleasant happened to someone a friend of hers knows

Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (geLO8)

193 So....people are willing to have sex with Tranny Page?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (xcxpd)

194 OK, so just... for the first time.. broke down and joined Twitter.

Why do I feel like I just opened Pandora's Box?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (oHd/0)

195 Her book shiould have been titled 'Cute To Hideous At Ludicrous Speed!'

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (Uv0D2)

196 193 So....people are willing to have sex with Tranny Page?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (xcxpd)

Does she have money ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (bs+z0)

197 I don't get it: these trannys mutilate their bodies so they can be their 'true sexual selves', yet that surgery ensures they can never experience pleasurable sex again

what am I missing here
Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (geLO
++++
Nothing. The whole thing is insane.

Some of the victims of this are lied to and sold a bill of goods and never told that orgasms will probably be a thing of the past for them, but are also so committed to the course of action that they choose not to look for any possibly contrary information.

It's a combination of insanity and evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

198 You know something I have noticed? Black people drop the N bomb more often than any other group. Gay people drop bundle of sticks more often than any other group except a Call of Duty chatroom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (zZu0s)

It reinforces their power in the social hierarchy when they are allowed to use words that no one else is permitted.

Posted by: Sjg at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (Lstct)

199 193 So....people are willing to have sex with Tranny Page?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (xcxpd)

No, which is why they suddenly need attention.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (oHd/0)

200 Page came out as gay in 2014 and "trans" in 2020 and based on trends, will declare herself to be a Venusian in 2026.

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Maybe a two-spirit Uranian-Venusian.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (4meUL)

201 Downtwinkles for not quoting the rayciss h8ter transphobe correctly: obviously he would have said 'this is why I need an AR-47 WEAPON OF WAR!!!!!'

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (llON8)

202 The comments at the Post article read like the HQ comments. No one is buying this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (Wnv9h)

203 But according to Ellen Page, she's not a f***, but a straight white male.

Posted by: MikeN at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (XygMV)

204 Actor Elliot Page has shared he was verbally attacked


...she

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (0hOvj)

205 I'm sorry if this has been covered but what sex (male or female) does a trans person hope to be attractive to?

Posted by: WisRich at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

206 I don't get it: these trannys mutilate their bodies so they can be their 'true sexual selves', yet that surgery ensures they can never experience pleasurable sex again

what am I missing here
Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:22 PM (geLO

They are mentally ill people being taken advantage of medical and rights groups.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (GNPj+)

207 192 translation: something unpleasant happened to someone a friend of hers knows
Posted by: DB - at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (geLO

========

And for that, all of America must suffer!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

208 Why do I feel like I just opened Pandora's Box?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (oHd/0)
----

You wound me, sir, with that comparison.

Posted by: Pandoras Box at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (2YtOq)

209 This Asian in a white dress knows what a woman is, knows that she is one, and has no desire to pretend to be a boy:
https://is.gd/CRM172

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

210 199 193 So....people are willing to have sex with Tranny Page?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (xcxpd)

No, which is why they suddenly need attention.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (oHd/0)

Ah, that makes more sense.
She should look into hiring Nigerians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (xcxpd)

211 @174
I was informed during a training several years ago that using the wrong pronouns is violence, so you can imagine they face a personal Omaha Beach every day.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (ssESX)

212
I can't tell if you're negging yourself....
Posted by: SFGoth

=======

Haha, no. Just carrying on with the joke about being named Myron.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (lCaJd)

213 Have another Bud Light, Ellen.

Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (ivvNA)

214 Actor Elliot Page?? Who?

Posted by: dantesed at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (193FS)

215 It's curious that her choice of style is to try and look like a flaming homosexual male.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (MPV9K)

216 What threats? What incidents of anti-trans violence - not trans people involved in violence for whatever reasons, but *specific* anti-trans violence - have occurred.

Be specific. Be precise. Provide specific examples including location, the nature of the event and its resolution.
_____

If you are prevented from performing mutilating surgeries on a child, such as in Florida and other red states, this is an extreme act of violence that literally erases the trans person from existence.

Posted by: Hospital Admin looking to make $$$$$ at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (fs1hN)

217 They's a nut.

Posted by: Barney Fife at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (iayUP)

218 During PRIDE MONTH??!?!?!



(can't believe none of you have said this)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (llON8)

219 204 Actor Elliot Page has shared he was verbally attacked


...she
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (0hOvj)

It.

/gets cancellated...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (oHd/0)

220 209 This Asian in a white dress knows what a woman is, knows that she is one, and has no desire to pretend to be a boy:
https://is.gd/CRM172
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

Hello Shore Leave...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (xcxpd)

221
Human Rights Campaign declares a national state of emergency for LGBTQ+ people, By Holly Yan, CNN

Travel Advisory

Hey hey, what'd I say
Stay away from the USA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (63Dwl)

222 Why do I feel like I just opened Pandora's Box?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (oHd/0)

You wound me, sir, with that comparison.
Posted by: Pandoras Box at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (2YtOq)

And not even dinner and a movie!

Posted by: More Pandora at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (ufFY8)

223 If there is no video from the convenience store I don't buy it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (O8bOp)

224 Has anyone taken note of the fact that the assailant said, "This is why I need a gun!" ?

That pretty much rules out MAGA doesn't it?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (991eG)

225 You know something I have noticed? Black people drop the N bomb more often than any other group. Gay people drop bundle of sticks more often than any other group except a Call of Duty chatroom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (zZu0s)

It reinforces their power in the social hierarchy when they are allowed to use words that no one else is permitted.
Posted by: Sjg at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (Lstct)

---------

Almost seems like they're Privileged or something ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (4meUL)

226 This Asian in a white dress knows what a woman is, knows that she is one, and has no desire to pretend to be a boy:
https://is.gd/CRM172
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

so, definitely NOT thai...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (nXhwP)

227 Travel Advisory

Hey hey, what'd I say
Stay away from the USA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (63Dwl)

Can we post that at the borders in every language?

Posted by: Nova Local at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (exHjb)

228 Just think about it...

They indulge your weird tranny sexual kink and convince you to lop off the body parts that actually allow you to enjoy sex.

Its about as f*cked up up a thing as you could imagine.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (lc5cP)

229 Hey hey, what'd I say
Stay away from the USA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (63Dwl)

May I suggest Saudi Arabia ...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM (bs+z0)

230 196 193 So....people are willing to have sex with Tranny Page?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM (xcxpd)

Does she have money ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (bs+z0)

I don't think anyone is hiring...it... anymore so maybe not?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (xcxpd)

231
In my gender transition clinic
Walks an attention whore that's gay
Asks if I'll pump her full of hormones
And sew a dick on, if she'll pay

Later in the treatment as she's lying in the bed
Shaft grafted from her forearm with silicone head
This woke bitch is degenerate, but I remember what she saiid

Here I am
On the shows again
There I am
Up on the stage
Ah, would you go
Cut off my breasts again
Sew on that chode
And turn the Page

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (Zqeqr)

232


To be fair, I believe she had a fake prostate install up her squeezer.

It was a Titleist ProV1x.

A great choice if you're on a budget when transitioning, and-

can be pooped out if you wish to play a round of golf.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (fb7jX)

233 Mark Andrew Edwards @ 193-
Have sex with it? Does it have a hoohah? Is it something a gay guy would be interested in? A lesbian? A straight drunk guy? Danny Bonaduce? She chose.....poorly.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (Uv0D2)

234 >>>Page came out as gay in 2014 and "trans" in 2020 and based on trends, will declare herself to be a Venusian in 2026.

Nailed it. The shiny has worn off the latest claim for special status, thus, this apparent hoax.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (7R+co)

235 So....people are willing to have sex with Tranny Page?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM


Here I am...telling tales again,
Here I am...Tranny Page....

-Stuff Bob Seger didn't write

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (Wnv9h)

236 It just so happens that the under-employed actress has a memoir coming out and needs to promote it.

I am sure that is a total coincidence.

I am also sure that she was abused by 57 producers, actors, directors, and assorted scum in Hollywood before the age of 16 as well. So she's kind of a mess.

My prediction is that when she hits menopause despite calling herself a man, she's gonna regret all this and either do something awful to herself or repent of it all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (0hOvj)

237 ACE!
You need to give classes on "reading a room".

No straight guy is going to yell "let's see your penis & testicles!"

Someone needs to help these mentally ill individuals out.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:21 PM (D4vK5)


The penis shoots seeds

Posted by: Zardoz at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (NtVYv)

238 Your name is what your father says it is.
Posted by: XTC

No, it's what your mother says it is. That's why you have a middle name. If I went by what my father said it was, my name would be "Goddamnit, I told you to mow the lawn before dinner."

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (KAi1n)

239 They's a nut.
Posted by: Barney Fife at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (iayUP)

Almond Joy for sure.

Posted by: Mounds at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (ufFY8)

240 This Asian in a white dress knows what a woman is, knows that she is one, and has no desire to pretend to be a boy:
https://is.gd/CRM172
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

so, definitely NOT thai...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 06, 2023 04:28 PM


She is Korean but I get the inside joke reference.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2023 04:30 PM (ncXxy)

241 *shakes fist at Bitter Clinger*

Too slow I am today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2023 04:30 PM (Wnv9h)

242 My apologies. Probably said above:

"standing on a corner in West Hollywood.. . ."

Someone very well could have mistook her as a man.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 06, 2023 04:30 PM (KdQXl)

243 What threats? What incidents of anti-trans violence - not trans people involved in violence for whatever reasons, but *specific* anti-trans violence - have occurred.

Be specific. Be precise. Provide specific examples including location, the nature of the event and its resolution.

--

People are actively stopping their abuse of children and calling attention to their active plans to reproduce via the abuse.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:30 PM (SfD1B)

244 This whole business with Ellen Page -- who was talented at twenty and got quite a bit of work in ensuing years, which suggests she had talent -- is just plain sad. She's mad, of course. Quite, quite mad. In 1950 or 1960 we'd have put her quietly away, and she would not have wanted the public to witness her disintegration. Maybe even in 1970, too. But in the last forty-some years we've closed the asylums. Now everybody, his brother, and their pets can indulge their psychoses and hallucinations and peculiar ideation out in public -- and be "celebrated" for it.

What a waste.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2023 04:30 PM (J2vNu)

245 69 If Page is now a gay man shouldn't she want to have sex with men?

Posted by: NL at June 06, 2023 04:09 PM (eGTCV)

That was my first thought as well. Actually none of it makes any sense. As has been remarked here many times, we live in a clown world.

Posted by: javems at June 06, 2023 04:31 PM (AmoqO)

246 Where's the noose, or it didn't happen, Ellen. Surely, as someone who is in line for a gay bashing, you recognize the importance of props.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:31 PM (PvVvQ)

247 Eromero That's good

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2023 04:31 PM (xhxe8)

248 You're using two halves of coconuts and you're bangin' em together!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2023 04:31 PM (CHHv1)

249 She was a she then. She wasn't "trans" yet. She was a she when she was entangled with Mara.


Unless they found a prostate hiding in her ass somewhere, she's still a she.
Posted by: rickb223



To be fair, I believe she had a fake prostate install up her squeezer.

It was a Titleist ProV1x.

A great choice if you're on a budget when transitioning, and-

can be pooped out if you wish to play a round of golf.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2023 04:31 PM (fb7jX)

250 It is womanly to run and cower behind others when confronted.

She missed a golden opportunity to show she is a man by having her ass kicked.

Posted by: Thatch at June 06, 2023 04:31 PM (xoBID)

251 235 So....people are willing to have sex with Tranny Page?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:24 PM

Here I am...telling tales again,
Here I am...Tranny Page....

-Stuff Bob Seger didn't write
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (Wnv9h)

"All the same old cliches: Is that a woman or a man?"

...preach it, Bob. Rest in Peace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (xcxpd)

252 My apologies. Probably said above:

"standing on a corner in West Hollywood.. . ."

Someone very well could have mistook her as a man.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 06, 2023


***
No, that was Winslow, Arizona!

Posted by: Don Henley & Glenn Frey at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (J2vNu)

253 It's simply mental illness.

Posted by: Kinda tired of it at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (Jd0Ll)

254 I don't really recall all of her acting credits, but wasn't she basically cast as "spunky cute little one" for the most part? So now if she wants parts as a male, she's got what, perhaps a jockey in case they ever make a horse racing movie again?

I mean if you're looking for a little dude to cast, it's either Peter Dinklage or Tom Cruise, yes?

Posted by: Attacker who will validate your gender expression for money at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (QpUKb)

255 It is womanly to run and cower behind others when confronted.

She missed a golden opportunity to show she is a man by having her ass kicked.

Posted by: Thatch

--

That's the funniest part to me.

No straight man thinks "faggot" is a reference to their sexuality.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (SfD1B)

256 can't believe none of you have said this

It hits harder when its NOT actually Pride Month

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (0hOvj)

257 I'm not taking that bait twice in one day.
----------
Sprinter Jim Hines, two-time Olympic gold medallist and first man to run the 100m in under 10 seconds, dies at age 76.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (Vwz3I)

258 >>> 250 It is womanly to run and cower behind others when confronted.

She missed a golden opportunity to show she is a man by having her ass kicked.
Posted by: Thatch at June 06, 2023 04:31 PM (xoBID)

But men and women are totes exactly equal, or something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (llON8)

259 I have a complaint about pronoun abuse: there is an increasing tendency to call ships "it".

Fuck that.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (TgBWG)

260 No, that was Winslow, Arizona!
Posted by: Don Henley & Glenn Frey at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (J2vNu)


Um, actually I wrote that verse.

Posted by: Jackson Browne at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (PiwSw)

261 238 Your name is what your father says it is.
Posted by: XTC

No, it's what your mother says it is. That's why you have a middle name. If I went by what my father said it was, my name would be "Goddamnit, I told you to mow the lawn before dinner."
Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (KAi1n)

Actually... depending on where ya live, the STATE can
tells you what your name is.

Dad was born in Kansas.. Parents wanted to name him Jack... but when he went to join the Navy at the end of WW2, he found out his LEGAL name was John. State had considered Jack a nickname, and changed it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (oHd/0)

262 So why would anyone call her a "fa***t"?

I skimmed that as "fatbutt" the first look-through.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (PvVvQ)

263 It's a combination of insanity and evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

--------

Out: The Banality of Evil.

In: The Banality of Insanity.
And: The Insanity of Evil.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (4meUL)

264 ...but said they would "hear about this and know it's him."

I do believe that dear old Ellen has used this person's pronouns incorrectly.

Is there some sort of court where I can charge her for this egregious insult?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (ZCCyW)

265 So if someone had called her a motherf*cker, then...

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (SfD1B)

266 Page could have chosen to present as a butch lesbian after she came out, rather than lopping off her breasts.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (rJ48h)

267 260 No, that was Winslow, Arizona!
Posted by: Don Henley & Glenn Frey at June 06, 2023 04:32 PM (J2vNu)

Um, actually I wrote that verse.
Posted by: Jackson Browne at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (PiwSw)

LOL, I was there last month... actually went to Truck Park in Winslow and took some selfies... good bar across the street by the way.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:34 PM (oHd/0)

268 If you are prevented from performing mutilating surgeries on a child, such as in Florida and other red states, this is an extreme act of violence that literally erases the trans person from existence.
Posted by: Hospital Admin looking to make $$$$$ at June 06, 2023 04:27 PM (fs1hN)
++++
I reject your premise. That is not violence, that is merely a failure to affirm your world-view and a failure to impose your will upon others through the use of main force - that is, violence. You have the right to neither. Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:34 PM (DU+/6)

269 "Goddamnit, I told you to mow the lawn before dinner."
------------
But, dad, I'm Jesus Christ!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:34 PM (Vwz3I)

270 Before roles in Juno and Xmen, Elliot had a breakout role in Hard Candy. In a twist on Red Riding Hood, where the girl is trying to take down a metaphorical wolf, aka a pedophile, and even had a red hoodie in case the symbolism isn't clear. Part of the drama is the girl trying to prove he's a pedo by finding his pedo stash. It was a creepy squeamish psychological thriller.

I wonder if doing these kind of roles so young in pedo filled Hollywood messes up people for life.

Posted by: LizLem at June 06, 2023 04:34 PM (+mkOR)

271 And during Pride Month! *SMH*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:34 PM (ssESX)

272 Page could have chosen to present as a butch lesbian after she came out, rather than lopping off her breasts.

Posted by: mr tmz

--

Gotta give her credit.

She's got more balls than that Budweiser faggot.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:34 PM (SfD1B)

273 If I went by what my father said it was, my name would be "Goddamnit, I told you to mow the lawn before dinner."

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (KAi1n)

Often my father would confuse my name with the dog's name..."Argos."

So...sort of cool!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2023 04:34 PM (ZCCyW)

274 Page could have chosen to present as a butch lesbian after she came out, rather than lopping off her breasts.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (rJ48h)

=====


But then she wouldn't be living as her REAL SELF.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (DRSnL)

275 LOL, I was there last month... actually went to Truck Park in Winslow and

I know it's getting bad when I glanced at this at thought it was Tuck Park...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ufFY8)

276 So why would anyone call her a "fa***t"?

I skimmed that as "fatbutt" the first look-through.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:33 PM (PvVvQ)

--------

And here I thought it was "fanbelt."

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (4meUL)

277 Who the f is Ellen Page?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (mZOHK)

278 Right before I got to this blog and bowling alley, a beautiful FBI woman pulled a pistol and said, I'm gonna suck your seed of Chucky.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (2pTYC)

279 i wouldn't be surprised if there were no police report about this because why would the police bother? but yeah i don't believe it, either that or she's really exaggerating. or it was just some homeless crackpot

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (B1FKF)

280 I don't really recall all of her acting credits, but wasn't she basically cast as "spunky cute little one" for the most part?

Yeah pretty much. She did a couple of "cute young girl turns the tables" but I honestly cannot remember a thing she's been in since then. You're right, what roles is a 5' girly looking surly fake boy going to be good in? Ralph Macchio and Matthew Brodderick have that locked up

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (0hOvj)

281 Gay Bash.... Is that like a back door dance party?

Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (2bFN5)

282 This story can be refuted or corroborated easy. Pretty sure NYC has cameras on every corner.

Posted by: LizLem at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (+mkOR)

283 A judge has denied the motion for preliminary injunction in our lawsuit challenging Washington's "assault weapon ban," saying that the banned firearms "allow a shooter to fire as fast as they can pull the trigger, unlike previous guns.

Well, he’s a judge. He went to law school so he’s obviously very smart. And he knows more about everything than you do, you lowly non-judge, you.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2023 04:36 PM (nfrXX)

284 273 If I went by what my father said it was, my name would be "Goddamnit, I told you to mow the lawn before dinner."

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:29 PM (KAi1n)[/]

I thought my younger sister's name was actually "Karen-o" until I was about 5. Mainly, because my mother would correct her as she reached for the hot burner, "Karen, NO!"

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:36 PM (PvVvQ)

285 I liked the comment that her book would sell worse than Bud Light at a Proud Boys gathering.

Y'all are commenting at the Post, aren't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2023 04:36 PM (Wnv9h)

286 No, that was Winslow, Arizona!
Posted by: Don Henley & Glenn Frey at June 06, 2023
*
Um, actually I wrote that verse.
Posted by: Jackson Browne at June 06, 2023


***
We hoped you wouldn't notice our comment

Posted by: Don Henley & Glenn Frey at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM (J2vNu)

287 Even before she mutilated herself, Ellen Page demonstrated obvious mental illness in numerous public appearances.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM (LS6i5)

288
Pink Dot convenience store? Really?

I remember there used to be (may still be) Red Ball stores in South Carolina that sold adult beverages. They may have been state-sponsored or -run stores, but my memory on that is hazy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM (pNxlR)

289 oh hell.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM (PvVvQ)

290
----------------
Not that I'm happy about the man's death.

In other sports news...

Two Cleveland Browns defensive players robbed at gunpoint by six masked men outside downtown nightclub.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)

291 I've got another short story coming out in September and need a plausible hate crime scenario to boost anthology sales. It needs to be a tiny hate crime since, you know, short story. The problem is I'm white and straight and not Irish or Italian. Suggestions welcome.

Posted by: troyriser at June 06, 2023 04:38 PM (7Cx1V)

292 Two Cleveland Browns defensive players robbed at gunpoint by six masked men outside downtown nightclub.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)

Hello Cleveland!

Posted by: Spinal Tap at June 06, 2023 04:38 PM (ufFY8)

293 280 I don't really recall all of her acting credits, but wasn't she basically cast as "spunky cute little one" for the most part?

Yeah pretty much. She did a couple of "cute young girl turns the tables" but I honestly cannot remember a thing she's been in since then. You're right, what roles is a 5' girly looking surly fake boy going to be good in? Ralph Macchio and Matthew Brodderick have that locked up
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (0hOvj)
_______
That's oldthink. The new way of casting movies will give several options for her. She could play Apollo Creed in a remake of Rocky, for instance.

Or Conan.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:38 PM (TgBWG)

294 They may have been state-sponsored or -run stores, but my memory on that is hazy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM (pNxlR)


Consumed a lot of their product, eh? Korsakoff syndrome?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:38 PM (PvVvQ)

295 Pink Dot convenience store? Really?

--

It's legendary.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (SfD1B)

296 173 She is as loony as a shit house rat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 06, 2023


LOL! A family favorite decades ago.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (GshMh)

297 289 oh hell.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:37 PM


Soon...

Posted by: The Barrel at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (Wnv9h)

298 That's oldthink. The new way of casting movies will give several options for her. She could play Apollo Creed in a remake of Rocky, for instance.

Or Conan.

Posted by: Eeyore
--

Bane

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (SfD1B)

299 @291
Are you one of those scheming traditional Catholics?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (ssESX)

300
https://us17coastalhighway.com/
red-dot-stores-in-south-carolina/

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (pNxlR)

301 There are no hetero's in West Hollywood.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (o5xaO)

302 THIS IS ULTRA MAGA HETERO COUNTRY!

Then they put a training bra around her neck.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (17s+e)

303 How tedious. Oh noes! I've been misgendered and fictionally called a name!


Oh just f*ck off you whiny drama queen.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (uRjOh)

304 That's oldthink. The new way of casting movies will give several options for her. She could play Apollo Creed in a remake of Rocky, for instance.

Or Conan.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:38 PM (TgBWG)

Conan, the Contrarian!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (oHd/0)

305 She is as loony as a shit house rat.
-

LOL! A family favorite decades ago.

--

I love that expression. Because a rat can live anywhere.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (SfD1B)

306 Whats Bubba Wallace's take?

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (zlq/m)

307 Or Conan.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:38 PM (TgBWG)


Or Godzilla! Why confine her amazing thespian range to one species?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (PvVvQ)

308 Did she have a role in one of the X-men movies?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (VdGjU)

309 266 Page could have chosen to present as a butch lesbian after she came out, rather than lopping off her breasts.
Posted by: mr tmz at

That would not have allowed for the big press conference her transition announcement gave.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

310
Consumed a lot of their product, eh? Korsakoff syndrome?
Posted by: kathysaysso


If you say so (see what I did there? )

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (pNxlR)

311 Holy shit!! I was just at the Penis Cream Store and some guy wearing a MAGA hat and a Remi Relief checked flannel shirt, in black and red, jumped out of the dressing room shouting "Take your taco and leave! This place is for heterosexual males only who love the vagina!" Still shaken.

Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (0t3vP)

312 Conan, the Contrarian!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (oHd/0)

Crom's Argument Clinic. I like it....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 06, 2023 04:41 PM (N3zMI)

313 Holy shit!! I was just at the Penis Cream Store and some guy wearing a MAGA hat and a Remi Relief checked flannel shirt, in black and red, jumped out of the dressing room shouting "Take your taco and leave! This place is for heterosexual males only who love the vagina!" Still shaken.
Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (0t3vP)
++++
LOL. I like the hyper-specificity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

314 "This a wish-fulfillment fantasy in which she both gets complimented and gets to play the victim over the compliment."

Jussie did the same thing. Despite wearing MAGA hats, they recognized him as the guy from "Empire," a show that no Trump voter watches.

Posted by: INCITEmarsh aka marchand chronicles at June 06, 2023 04:41 PM (wod38)

315 It's legendary.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie

LOL. Nice.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:41 PM (KAi1n)

316 Everything about Ellen Page is just sad. I would never have called her a total bombshell, but she was certainly attractive enough, and had (so far as I could judge) a fair amount of acting talent. Now she's ruined herself, physically and to a high degree mentally as well.

As a wise man on Twitter said, Wokeness kills, mind, body and soul.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 06, 2023 04:41 PM (jGGMD)

317 Name field test

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 06, 2023 04:41 PM (SfD1B)

318 LOL, I was there last month... actually went to Truck Park in Winslow and

I know it's getting bad when I glanced at this at thought it was Tuck Park...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ufFY

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"Such a fine sight to see
It's a girl My Lord
With a dick engorged
Slowin' down to take a look at me ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:42 PM (4meUL)

319 302 THIS IS ULTRA MAGA HETERO COUNTRY!

Then they put a training bra around her neck.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (17s+e)
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*tooth suck* It's time ta wear a bra bitch! *snaps bra at Elliot*
Yeehaw! MAGA f**ckers!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:42 PM (ssESX)

320 That's oldthink. The new way of casting movies will give several options for her. She could play Apollo Creed in a remake of Rocky, for instance.

Or Conan.


Why not Lurch in the next Addams Family reboot?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 06, 2023 04:42 PM (Bd6X8)

321 Holy shit!! I was just at the Penis Cream Store and some guy wearing a MAGA hat and a Remi Relief checked flannel shirt, in black and red, jumped out of the dressing room shouting "Take your taco and leave! This place is for heterosexual males only who love the vagina!" Still shaken.
Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (0t3vP)

Where is this place?
I will bring a breakfast burrito.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 06, 2023 04:42 PM (ufFY8)

322 Called us names!

- Reggie Dunlop, Charlestown Chiefs

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2023 04:42 PM (zlq/m)

323 *tooth suck* It's time ta wear a bra bitch! *snaps bra at Elliot*
Yeehaw! MAGA f**ckers!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:42 PM (ssESX)
++++
It feels like this thread is turning into a sketch comedy show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (DU+/6)

324 Aren't you that faggot n*gger from Empire? I mean, faggot tranny from Umbrella Academy? It's gay-bashing time, faggot! I'm gonna get me a faggot gun so I can gay-shoot me some faggots! MAGA!

*applies bleach and clothesline*

Posted by: Nigerian bodybuilders at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (fiChp)

325 Would she be happier if she had stayed in her small town in Novia Scotia? What sane parent would let a child move to Hollywood if it could be helped?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (VdGjU)

326 the banned firearms "allow a shooter to fire as fast as they can pull the trigger, unlike previous guns.

Well, depending on how you define "previous", you had to load a new bullet and powder every time. So that would slow you down.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (KAi1n)

327 There are no hetero's in West Hollywood.

Huh?

Posted by: West Hollywood's Sizable Russian Community! at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (2tUFv)

328 There are no hetero's in West Hollywood.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (o5xaO)

I may have been the last, and I moved out in 1990.

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

329 If you say so (see what I did there? )

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (pNxlR)


I did! But only because my own Korsakoff Syndrome is temporarily held in abeyance by reading AoSQ posts!

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (PvVvQ)

330 As someone else said:

Im not a transphobic, Im a transloather

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 06, 2023 04:44 PM (VTu1l)

331 Sprinter Jim Hines, two-time Olympic gold medallist and first man to run the 100m in under 10 seconds, dies at age 76.

******

Sprinter Jim Hines, two-time Olympic gold medallist dies -- first man to run the 100m in under 10 seconds at age 76.

/ambiguous headlines re-write

Posted by: Muldoon at June 06, 2023 04:44 PM (991eG)

332 It feels like this thread is turning into a sketch comedy show.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Life imitates art.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2023 04:44 PM (D4vK5)

333 307 Or Conan.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:38 PM (TgBWG)

Or Godzilla! Why confine her amazing thespian range to one species?
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 06, 2023 04:40 PM (PvVvQ)


Apropos:

https://is.gd/aSYcQw

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 06, 2023 04:44 PM (PiwSw)

334 It's legendary.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie

LOL. Nice.

Posted by: SFGoth

--

Saw them a couple of months ago. Spoke to Ka-Spel after the show (group of us and he walked out to talk) and they're probably not coming through again. It's not the same without Silverman.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 06, 2023 04:45 PM (SfD1B)

335 METALLIC ORBS ARE HETERO!!

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2023 04:45 PM (zlq/m)

336 There I go
On the road again
There I go
Up on the stage
Here I go
Bashing gays again
Hey tranny faggot
Hey Ellen Page

Posted by: The Bob Seger version at June 06, 2023 04:45 PM (fiChp)

337 "a "famous a--hole" told [Page that] being gay "doesn't exist.""

I thought a long time about this, and I figure it's gotta be Michael Shannon.

Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 06, 2023 04:45 PM (MvF+J)

338 >>> My prediction is that when she hits menopause despite calling herself a man, she's gonna regret all this and either do something awful to herself or repent of it all.

Supposedly around 7-10 years after gender surgery is when the big psych issues start to rise, if the person mentally accepts or rejects what's happened to them. Kind of like a messed up seven year itch.

The high percentage of complications and followup issues after the surgery probably gets very tough around then.

Posted by: LizLem at June 06, 2023 04:45 PM (+mkOR)

339 *tooth suck* It's time ta wear a bra bitch! *snaps bra at Elliot*
Yeehaw! MAGA f**ckers!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:42 PM (ssESX)
++++
It feels like this thread is turning into a sketch comedy show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
===

It's better than anything Pervywood has put out for ten years. Maybe a few might get a non-union contract job.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (17s+e)

340 "This a wish-fulfillment fantasy in which she both gets complimented and gets to play the victim over the compliment."

Jussie did the same thing. Despite wearing MAGA hats, they recognized him as the guy from "Empire," a show that no Trump voter watches.
Posted by: INCITEmarsh aka marchand chronicles at June 06, 2023 04:41 PM (wod3

... or had heard of.

Posted by: LASue at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

341 Called us names!

- Reggie Dunlop, Charlestown Chiefs
Posted by: Archer


Bump, ba bum,
Ta da bump bum
Bump bump bum ta da da da da bum …

Posted by: Gypsy Rose Lee would Know What To Do . . . at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (jonTH)

342 The elites loathe fly over country because they're afraid people who live there are saner than they are.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (VdGjU)

343
'... yelled, "Get out of here, faggots!" and then threw a soft pack of Kools at me!'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (pNxlR)

344 /ambiguous headlines re-write
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I checked. He died at 93 but, yes, he ran the under-10 seconds when he was 76.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (Vwz3I)

345 Normally Id be having a shit day from all the woke stupidity but I am basking in the glow of the news of old men kicking the fuck piss out of butch dykes in soccer 12-zippo

learn to cook, sugar tits

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (VTu1l)

346 goddammit the radar says we're getting zero rain

it's already sunny again

ARGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2023 04:47 PM (w0NJk)

347 @302: "THIS IS ULTRA MAGA HETERO COUNTRY!"

C'mon now. That's not believable unless you say cishetero!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 06, 2023 04:47 PM (k1Qly)

348
"Just Us" for Juno and Jussie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:47 PM (pNxlR)

349 I'm glad General Thomas Jonathan Jackson is not alive to see 'Stonewall'on whatever the heck channel it's on.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2023 04:48 PM (Uv0D2)

350 >>> a "famous a--hole" told [Page that] being gay "doesn't exist.""
I thought a long time about this, and I figure it's gotta be Michael Shannon.

Michael Cera?

Posted by: LizLem at June 06, 2023 04:48 PM (+mkOR)

351 I'm paying you to get a little track laid, not jump around like a bunch of Nova Scotia faggots!

Posted by: Taggart at June 06, 2023 04:48 PM (fiChp)

352 yelled, "Get out of here, faggots!" and then threw a soft pack of Kools at me!'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (pNxlR)

"I was surprised when he pulled me into the loo after I said I needed to smoke a fag."

Posted by: Confused Brit in W Hollywood at June 06, 2023 04:48 PM (ufFY8)

353 I read a doctor, harvard doctor BTW just flatly state that transgender is a mental illness, and that no amount of surgery can change biology

#burnthewitch

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 06, 2023 04:48 PM (VTu1l)

354 How long before Ellen decides she wants to be a girl after all, and orders a new pair of knockers?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:49 PM (TgBWG)

355 'Stonewall'on whatever the heck channel it's on.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2023 04:48 PM (Uv0D2)


It's isn't about the civil war? Rats.

Posted by: Archer at June 06, 2023 04:49 PM (zlq/m)

356 The elites loathe fly over country because they're afraid people who live there are saner than they are.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 06, 2023 04:46 PM (VdGjU)
++++
In the movie "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" - which marked Robert Downey Jr's return following his drug craze - he ends up in Hollywood through a comedy of errors and meets a woman with whom he grew up in the midwest. There's a moment of shock over how weird she got after moving to Hollywood. He says something like, "it's like someone picked up America by the east coast and shook it, and all of the normal girls managed to hang on."

Replace "girls" with "people" it's getting awfully close to the mark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2023 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

357 I read a doctor, harvard doctor BTW just flatly state that transgender is a mental illness, and that no amount of surgery can change biology

Bring back DSM 5.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 04:50 PM (ufFY8)

358 "I don't get it: these trannys mutilate their bodies so they can be their 'true sexual selves', yet that surgery ensures they can never experience pleasurable sex again

what am I missing here"

The part where being a Leftist prevents you from making a consequential connection between two related pieces of information.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 06, 2023 04:50 PM (ou9hh)

359
Well, Harvard ... I mean, that settles matters, then!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:50 PM (pNxlR)

360 >>>I also remember when Ellen ranted and sniffled on some talk show about Jussie. "WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN!?" she raged about the consequences of 2016.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Oh right! I completely forgot!

Posted by: ace at June 06, 2023 04:50 PM (KRtlO)

361 @64, yeah, I agree; do the same thing.
not gonna waste precious cycles on decoding word salad.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 06, 2023 04:50 PM (v0mat)

362 "Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste."

Posted by: Walter Gibson at June 06, 2023 04:51 PM (xttsV)

363


Ace, can I buy a freaking vowel? I have no idea what "fa***t" means.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2023 04:51 PM (x0n13)

364 One seriously crazy bitch.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 06, 2023 04:51 PM (tcruw)

365 362 "Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste."
Posted by: Walter Gibson at June 06, 2023 04:51 PM (xttsV)



"Go home!"

- - ET with colonoscopy scope finger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2023 04:52 PM (x0n13)

366 Well, Harvard ... I mean, that settles matters, then!

**********************

For the first time in my life Im proud of my alma mater

I didnt actually graduate there, but I visited the campus once, so if anyone asks, i can honestly say

"I went to Harvard!"

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 06, 2023 04:52 PM (VTu1l)

367 Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll · 20h
65% Now Suspect Feds Provoked Riot - and that figure will be climbing.

J6 Unmasked: Security footage confirms Senate door opened, allowing 300 to enter Capitol freely

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:52 PM (Vwz3I)

368 I read a doctor, harvard doctor BTW just flatly state that transgender is a mental illness, and that no amount of surgery can change biology

Bring back DSM 5.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

--

Guess when that was medically changed. You don't need to look it up. You'll get it right or at least in the correct presidential term.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 06, 2023 04:52 PM (SfD1B)

369
*** == ggo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:53 PM (pNxlR)

370 J6 Unmasked: Security footage confirms Senate door opened, allowing 300 to enter Capitol freely

Posted by: andycanuck

--

Yeah, IIRC I linked that in JJ's morning report today.

Two cops opened the doors and held them open while people calmly and quietly walked through.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 06, 2023 04:53 PM (SfD1B)

371 How long before Ellen decides she wants to be a girl after all, and orders a new pair of knockers?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:49 PM (TgBWG)

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Then she'll get the (Teri Garr) role of Inga in the all-tranny reboot of Young Frankenstein.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:54 PM (OAIE9)

372 369
*** == ggo
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:53 PM (pNxlR)



"Ach soooooo! Zee bundle of schticks!"

- - Johann Sebastian Schultz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2023 04:54 PM (x0n13)

373 If you're going to f--king gay bash, f--king gay bash, don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco at June 06, 2023 04:54 PM (xttsV)

374 a "famous a--hole" told [Page that] being gay "doesn't exist.""
I thought a long time about this, and I figure it's gotta be Michael Shannon.

Michael Cera?
Posted by: LizLem at June 06, 2023 04:48 PM (+mkOR)

=====

I don't know, are either of them A-list actors? Maybe it was DiCraprio.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2023 04:54 PM (DRSnL)

375 Here's the video:

Well would you look at that. There's new video of the cops unlocking the doors - and holding the doors open - for the DC tourists that they let into the building:

"New footage obtained by Just The News shows the fateful moment two men exited through the West terrace of the Capitol on January 6, 2021 unlocking the door which allowed hundreds of protestors into the building."

https://tinyurl.com/2ry489ej

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 06, 2023 04:54 PM (SfD1B)

376 Was the attacker not wearing a MAGA hat? Did HeSheIt file a police report on the attack, or did they learn from the Smollet conviction?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 06, 2023 04:54 PM (CecP5)

377

Meh. We just called them "faygeles."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2023 04:55 PM (x0n13)

378 Seriously, Page is such a specimen the offending genderist was probably just afraid for their life.

Page looks like they deadlift a whole 35 and can bench the bar. But those ab curls.

Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at June 06, 2023 04:55 PM (AdWNT)

379 326 the banned firearms "allow a shooter to fire as fast as they can pull the trigger, unlike previous guns.

Well, depending on how you define "previous", you had to load a new bullet and powder every time. So that would slow you down.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (KAi1n)

Uh, Lewis and Clark took an Austrian Air Rifle on their famous expedition. It was a semi auto. They used it in demonstrations to the various Indian Tribes they came across.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2023 04:55 PM (oHd/0)

380 I checked. He died at 93 but, yes, he ran the under-10 seconds when he was 76.
Posted by: andycanuck

********

That Balance of Nature™ is some amazing shit!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 06, 2023 04:55 PM (991eG)

381 J6 Unmasked: Security footage confirms Senate door opened, allowing 300 to enter Capitol freely
Posted by: andycanuck

--

Yeah, IIRC I linked that in JJ's morning report today.

Two cops opened the doors and held them open while people calmly and quietly walked through.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 06, 2023 04:53 PM (SfD1B)

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Worst insurrection evah!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 04:55 PM (OAIE9)

382 The details might be furry but I'm pretty sure you can always hear someone shouting random insane shit on West Hollywood's sidewalks.

Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2023 04:56 PM (FhXTo)

383 How long before Ellen decides she wants to be a girl after all, and orders a new pair of knockers?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2023 04:49 PM (TgBWG)

Would her genitalia still be somewhat functional?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 06, 2023 04:56 PM (VdGjU)

384 @350: "Michael Cera?"

I almost took you seriously, and then I remembered who Michael Cera was. Anyways, I would guess James Marsden during the X-Men movies since Page has already spoken out about the director. Or anyone from Inception since that seems like a more traditional movie set sorta crowd and Page woulda been very early 20s age wise.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 06, 2023 04:56 PM (k1Qly)

385 Daddy, where do babies come from?

You see Jimmy, babies are made when two men really love each other. One of the men sticks his doodad in the other man's fart maker and then 9 months later their surrogate has a baby.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 06, 2023 04:56 PM (17s+e)

386 Bring back DSM 5.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

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Guess when that was medically changed. You don't need to look it up. You'll get it right or at least in the correct presidential term.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 06, 2023 04:52 PM (SfD1B)

I know they took out the trans diagnosis out a few years back, and I thought the original classification was in DSM 5. But now I am not so sure, since there is no 6. So, possibly a joke fail.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 04:56 PM (ufFY8)

387 Mmmm. Pages.

Posted by: Rep. Gerry Studds at June 06, 2023 04:57 PM (xttsV)

388 "You're right, what roles is a 5' girly looking surly fake boy going to be good in? Ralph Macchio and Matthew Brodderick have that locked up"

Yeah, but they're old. You gotta look at the up and coming movies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (ou9hh)

389 Another small point, this supposedly happened in West Hollywood? Just like San Francisco, Key West, and Provincetown - these places are full of fundamental Christians who ride around looking for gays to bash. Totally believable.

Posted by: Cheri at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (oiNtH)

390 A boy named Elliott, isn't that a Johnny Cash song?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (2pTYC)

391 Would her genitalia still be somewhat functional?

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They just cut a hole and hook it to her colon. Sure she has to treat it daily so it won't heal itself up, and sure it will always smell like feces, but it's still a vagina, hater.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (MPV9K)

392 382 The details might be furry but I'm pretty sure you can always hear someone shouting random insane shit on West Hollywood's sidewalks.
Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2023 04:56 PM (FhXTo)

One of my favorite Slipknot songs features a line their lead singer heard shouted by a homeless dude:

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (KbCG3)

393 "No straight man thinks "faggot" is a reference to their sexuality."

why would I call anyone "a bundle of sticks", anyway?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (v0mat)

394 I know what Paige Spiranic looks like. But I have no idea what Ellen Page looks like.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (VdGjU)

395 Since modern women will only date rich tall guys, I'm transitioning myself to be a billionaire giraffe.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 06, 2023 04:59 PM (CecP5)

396 Is it f****its or is it f****its. I don't know.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 06, 2023 04:59 PM (ytSiK)

397
WATCH fateful moment senate door unlocks allowing hundreds in the Capitol on January 6th


Just "unlocks", huh? Those doors must be third cousins once removed of firearms that just fire themselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 04:59 PM (pNxlR)

398 I hope all of the adult trannnies take lots of hormones that will effectively sterilize them and keep them from directly procreating.

One generation of crazy groomer is enough -

Margaret Sanger

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 06, 2023 04:59 PM (p+DvU)

399 Quote Tweet: New York Post @nypost · 12h
Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar’

Catturd ™ @catturd2 · 8h
He should be more worried that hell is real.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 06, 2023 04:59 PM (Vwz3I)

400 They just cut a hole and hook it to her colon. Sure she has to treat it daily so it won't heal itself up, and sure it will always smell like feces, but it's still a vagina, hater.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (MPV9K)

When we deal with reality, THAT is truly the most horrific thing I have encountered today.
So sad that shit (literally) like this happens.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2023 05:01 PM (ufFY8)

401 At least she didn't pick the middle of downtown chicago on one of the coldest nights of the year at around 3 AM... I mean, people would at least be able to see she has no tits.

Posted by: Not a Scotsman at June 06, 2023 05:01 PM (53oGX)

402 If sodomites are so proud why are still so easy to offend?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 06, 2023 05:02 PM (VdGjU)

403 off sock

Posted by: Inogame at June 06, 2023 05:02 PM (53oGX)

404 The James Comey thread below should have had a flaming skull. That was some incredible shit to go on TV and say.

Posted by: JROD at June 06, 2023 05:02 PM (IlL6s)

405 Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar’

This is the kind of first-rate theology and psychological profiling I'd expect from a maid-fucker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 06, 2023 05:03 PM (ppBhU)

406 Sprinter Jim Hines, two-time Olympic gold medallist and first man to run the 100m in under 10 seconds, dies at age 76.

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Was he one of the black dudes who protested the National Anthem standing on the medal stand, raising up his arm and Black Power Fist or whatever it was?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 05:03 PM (ABvf2)

407 They just cut a hole and hook it to her colon. Sure she has to treat it daily so it won't heal itself up, and sure it will always smell like feces, but it's still a vagina, hater.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at June 06, 2023 04:58 PM (MPV9K)

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I doubt if she had bottom surgery.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2023 05:03 PM (DRSnL)

408 This is the kind of first-rate theology and psychological profiling I'd expect from a maid-fucker.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 06, 2023 05:03 PM (ppBhU)


Who speaks Austrian.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 06, 2023 05:03 PM (PiwSw)

409 My favorite Kate Mara scene is where Spacey shoves her in front of the subway train. I watch that, I feel like I'm helping him push. It's a kick.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2023 05:04 PM (MvF+J)

410 nood

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2023 05:05 PM (MvF+J)

411 Quote Tweet: New York Post @nypost · 12h
Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar’


Now, this is just sad. Now, that Arnold's as bankable movie-wise as I am,

he barfs out some stuff to shock the squares and prove his bona fides to the movers and shakers

so's maybe he can get a testimonial advertisement for Depends or Efferdent.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2023 05:05 PM (fb7jX)

412 382 The details might be furry but I'm pretty sure you can always hear someone shouting random insane shit on West Hollywood's sidewalks.

not sure how furries got involved here.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2023 05:05 PM (v3pYe)

413
Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar'


If there's one thing that you've demonstrated to everybody's satisfaction, you Austrian ponce, it's that you excel at reducing to practice the combination of 'f--king' and 'liar'.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2023 05:05 PM (pNxlR)

414 327 There are no hetero's in West Hollywood.

Huh?
Posted by: West Hollywood's Sizable Russian Community! at June 06, 2023 04:43 PM (2tUFv)

So, it was the Russians?!?

Actually, the Russians who live in West Hollywood do not live anywhere near the Pink Dot. That corner, by the way, is Sunset Blvd. and Crescent Heights. If she ran across the street to the Pink Dot, that means she crossed Sunset Blvd, one of the busiest streets around, and quite wide at that point.

The only people in that area who are not gay would be homeless. So if this actually happened, it must have been a crazy homeless guy. I guarantee you Pink Dot has a camera on their door, so let's see the footage, hm?

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at June 06, 2023 05:05 PM (1gif2)

415 Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar’

This is the kind of first-rate theology and psychological profiling I'd expect from a maid-fucker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 06, 2023 05:03 PM (ppBhU)

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* Cue PSA *

"Kids, this is your brain on long-term steroids and blow, but mostly blow ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 06, 2023 05:07 PM (ABvf2)

416 I have no idea what "fa***t" means.


It stands for "fascist."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2023 05:07 PM (CHHv1)

417 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 06, 2023 05:07 PM (v0mat)

418 405 Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar’

This is the kind of first-rate theology and psychological profiling I'd expect from a maid-fucker.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 06, 2023 05:03 PM (ppBhU)

Good thing he divorced Maria Shriver because she is a regular (Catholic) church goer. I wonder if St. Monica's will remove the plaque thanking him for his donation?

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at June 06, 2023 05:10 PM (1gif2)

419 @291
Are you one of those scheming traditional Catholics?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 06, 2023 04:39 PM (ssESX)

*Does Brian Cranston in Breaking Bad voice*

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.

I AM the guy in the MAGA hat.

Posted by: troyriser at June 06, 2023 05:11 PM (7Cx1V)

420 I wanna see "Eliot" Page's titties in a pickle jar, al la, "Slacker."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyILOrBWUWI

Posted by: Marooned at June 06, 2023 05:20 PM (kt8QE)

421 Yup. And much like MAGA terrorists attacking Jussie Smollett, undoubtedly, many, MANY people would recognize "Elliot Page" on the street and not think they were just some random dude.

Posted by: deadrody at June 06, 2023 05:32 PM (kYmXc)

422 :::405 Arnold Schwarzenegger says heaven is a ‘fantasy’: ‘Anyone that tells you something else is a f–king liar’:::

Schmuck who cheated on his wife and knocked up the maod doesn't want to believe in sm afterlife. I get it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 06, 2023 05:34 PM (9yUzE)

423 Plus, as I know from my random days as a MAGA gay basher, I'm always running up to the trans dudes and warning them ahead of time that I'm going to "gay bash you". Uh huh.

Posted by: deadrody at June 06, 2023 05:34 PM (kYmXc)

424 Maybe it is just a fan boy who is pissed Ellen/Elliot she/him fooked up Umbrella Factory?

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at June 06, 2023 05:35 PM (oykjI)

425 "I'm a-gonna VAMP you!"
"Oh no!...Say, ah like that!
Vamp me agin, Painted-up City Woman!"

FJB

Posted by: jbspry at June 06, 2023 06:15 PM (s78zi)

426 She/it has come a long way since Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Ricky wonders why the fuck Trinity would change her name to Ellen Page.

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