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Biden Wants to Talk To You About Raising Taxes, and Sniffing Your Children's Sexy Hair

Speaking now.

Sort of. He's the Vin Diesel of oratory. Message: I am Groot, Jack!

Posted by: Ace at 07:12 PM




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1 1?

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2023 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

2 Lol...comments turned off.

Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2023 07:15 PM (VMFAF)

3 FJB

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2023 07:15 PM (AMIL/)

4 Fabulously farzrohr!

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:15 PM (iayUP)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

6 FUCK Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

7 He's the Vin Diesel of oratory.
-------

He's the Ace Ventura of lavatory.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:15 PM (lX8VI)

8 I just want to see him walk across a balance beam, is that too much to ask?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:16 PM (KRtlO)

9 Decrepit old bag of shit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

10 I liked this speech better in the original german.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM (lX8VI)

11 Gotta turn my translator on.....

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM (AwYPR)

12 >>>Decrepit old bag of shit........

Did I say one mean thing to you...?

Posted by: An actual decrepit old bag of shit at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM (KRtlO)

13 I just want to see him walk across a balance beam, is that too much to ask?
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:16 PM (KRtlO)



Shit man. We can't get him to walk across a gymnasium without incident.......

Posted by: The Secret Service at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

14 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM (8/z79)

15 I just want to see him walk across a balance beam, is that too much to ask?
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:16 PM


In a gymnast's outfit?

Well, it is Pride Month.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

16 🤯

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (NpAcC)

17 If I wanted to pay attention to an almost coherent simulacrum of a human intellect talk to me about how great progressive policies are, I'll boot up chatGPT, thanks.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (fKIdX)

18 Check the floor. I repeat, check the floor.

Posted by: SS Sandbag Detail at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

19 2 Lol...comments turned off.
Posted by: Bosk at

And only the thumbs up showing. Of which there is 81 million.

Just kidding. 293.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

20 Fuck this Walter the ventriloquist's dummy looking motherfucker.

Posted by: Someone's hand is up his ass at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (fiChp)

21 he's claiming he blocked Republicans from cutting social security and medicare

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (KRtlO)

22 Did I say one mean thing to you...?
Posted by: An actual decrepit old bag of shit at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM (KRtlO)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

23 I don't give a shit what he has to say.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (+f0Sp)

24 I notice he's sitting.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO)

25 Lol...comments turned off.
Posted by: Bosk at

And only the thumbs up showing. Of which there is 81 million.

Just kidding. 293.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
.......

It's a landslide!

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

26 Lying about the deficit of course. Lying cocksucker.

Posted by: People actually believe this shit? at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM (fiChp)

27 Posted by: An actual decrepit old bag of shit at June 02, 2023 07:17 PM

If you were the CO, on an Army comm net, you'd say "This is Decrepit Old Bag of Shit Actual"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

28 Is this a placeholder til the funny animal videos are posted?

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM (geLO8)

29 he's claiming he blocked Republicans from cutting social security and medicare
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:18 PM (KRtlO)



Because he's a liar. He's been lying for most of his adult life. He honestly believes everything that comes out of his mouth is fact whether he has any actual recollection or not. He's completely broken.

81 million ballots counted.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

30 do you realize we're probably half the audience for this old fuck right now

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM (KRtlO)

31 notice he's sitting.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM

Ace, are you sure you didn't leave out an "h" there?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM (8/z79)

32 I notice he's sitting.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO)
......

Safer that way.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

33 >>>28 Is this a placeholder til the funny animal videos are posted?

no, this is instead-of, unfortunately

just kidding, I was about to post the cute thread but a commenter said biden was speaking in the last thread. find that person and tell him how disappointed in him you are.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (KRtlO)

34 I don't give a shit what he has to say.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (+f0Sp)

I've never given a shit what he has to say

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (lX8VI)

35 Sign in to make your downvote… nah, bro..

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (PCK5/)

36
Comments are turned off and already has move down votes than up and that's before Turnip Brain began yelling.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (t6XCL)

37 Zzzz...

Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (PZvjL)

38 I don't give a shit what he has to say.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (+f0Sp)



You're not into drinking games?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)

39 24 I notice he's sitting.
Posted by: ace at June 02

How funny would it be if he had a chair sliding out from under him incident?

Not if he got seriously hurt, of course.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

40 Why aren't my comments showing up?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (lX8VI)

41 What is he sitting on, Precious???

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (PCK5/)

42 " I notice he's sitting.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO)
......

Safer that way.
Posted by: wth"


More stable.

Posted by: John Gill at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (iayUP)

43 I don't give a shit what he has to say.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (+f0Sp)

I've never given a shit what he has to say
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM

Isn't this, also, the story of...well ..everyone?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (8/z79)

44 sezsh i been in offish

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (KRtlO)

45 I try to often write Fk Joe biden inside construction whenever I can for future generations to find.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (xhxe8)

46 Where are you seeing him sit? My link says the speech hasn't started yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

47 just kidding, I was about to post the cute thread but a commenter said biden was speaking in the last thread. find that person and tell him how disappointed in him you are.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (KRtlO)



That guy's an ASSHOLE!!!!


China is asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

48 do you realize we're probably half the audience for this old fuck right now
Posted by: ace
........

Did he start yelling yet? I want him to start yelling. Or whispering. Doesn't matter.
It's his big exit we're all waiting for.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

49 "I notice he's sitting."

I'm sure I'm not the only one that read shitting.

Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM (VMFAF)

50 You're not into drinking games?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM

Not ones that result in alcohol poisoning inside of 5 minutes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM (8/z79)

51 Why aren't my comments showing up?
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (lX8VI)



BANNED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

52 President Biden knows his stuff, and he still believes in bipartianship. He is so humble, he is the best person for the job. Are the heads on the extreme right blowing up!!! they deserve it.

I was astounded to realize that this is his first Oval Office address.

God I was so scared about this whole thing. Joe came thru again. Four more years!

Doom and gloom Chris Hayes at it again...the jobs report was good and I hate to break it to him wages have gone up a great deal in Northern Ohio...and prices are down too. We have two chip factories that saved two Ford plants in Cleveland and probably Parma GM too.

He just tore MTG a new one while smiling. He is very good at this.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (NCgXW)

53 >>>
Did he start yelling yet? I want him to start yelling. Or whispering. Doesn't matter.
It's his big exit we're all waiting for.

he's whispering weakly like he's afraid to stir the attention of Uriel the Angel of Death

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (KRtlO)

54
Not ones that result in alcohol poisoning inside of 5 minutes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM (8/z79)



WHERE'S your sense of ADVENTURE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

55 If I'm going to listen to lies I'm going with the guy telling me I'm hot.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (+f0Sp)

56 Great, spending money made out of clean air

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (xhxe8)

57 I'm sure I'm not the only one that read shitting.
Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM

See me at 31.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (8/z79)

58 WHERE'S your sense of ADVENTURE!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM

Adventures make me late for bourbon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (8/z79)

59 Why aren't my comments showing up?
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM (lX8VI)


BANNED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

I was so proud the day ace greenlit that one from me in one of the "live" threads

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (lX8VI)

60 the noises his diseased mouth makes are disgusting, all this wet snicking and licking

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (KRtlO)

61 notice he's sitting.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM

Ace, are you sure you didn't leave out an "h" there?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM (8/z79)



Early entry for thread winner.


We're one stumble away from bringing back the Fireside Chats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

62 "inaugal address"

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (KRtlO)

63 55 If I'm going to listen to lies I'm going with the guy telling me I'm hot.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (+f0Sp

Lol. My go to is if I wanted to be lied to, I'd get to a mirror and tell myself how good I look.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (6VKyY)

64 Iffn they don't make the trump tax cuts permanent soon everyone will be hit with a very large tax hike in 2025.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (ncXxy)

65 Are his teeth sliding around in his mouth like Nancy's teeth do?

Makesh thoshe ssshs hard to shay.

Posted by: huerfano at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (7zEAH)

66 There's a browser add-on that enables the thumbs-down button on youtube. The current tally is 472 down, 326 up.

Posted by: Paul Neil Milne Johnstone at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (XMwZJ)

67 do you realize we're probably half the audience for this old fuck right now
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:20 PM


Are you going to live-comment for those of us not watching?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

68
Adventures make me late for bourbon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (8/z79)



Your point. It is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (Zz0t1)

69 42 " I notice he's sitting.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO)
......
Safer that way.
Posted by: wth"

More stable.
Posted by: John Gill at June 02, 2023 07:22 PM

Think we could embarrass him enough to get him to try and change a ceilings light bulb? While climbing onto an office chair with wheels?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (NCgXW)

70 45 seconds of Joe blowing smoke here:
https://tinyurl.com/yscsweb2

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (Vwz3I)

71 60 the noises his diseased mouth makes are disgusting, all this wet snicking and licking

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (KRtlO

He sounds like he who shall not be named.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (6VKyY)

72 Great. I'm sitting 5 feet from the water and my phone is sending me flash flood warnings. WTF?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (8/z79)

73 I am sure China, Russia, the entire Middle East and the Cartels are having a MSTK3000 good time right now… we are a joke nation.

Posted by: tubal at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (PCK5/)

74 I notice he's sitting.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:19 PM (KRtlO)
........

Does the chair have wheels? Cuz he's gonna have to leave sooner or later.
*crosses fingers*

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

75 60 the noises his diseased mouth makes are disgusting, all this wet snicking and licking
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07

What if his dentures fell out mid yelling / fist banging? I think I would watch that.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

76 Blah Blah and I are so happy Joe is protecting our social security lock box. Why just this week we got back from our Alaskan cruise and Blah Blah needs his check this month to get the RV in shape for our monthly gambling trip to Vegas.

Thanks Joe!

Posted by: Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer democrats at June 02, 2023 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

77 Trump should tell him he can't do five pushups. See if he takes the aneurism bait.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:27 PM (6VKyY)

78 What is this, the State of the Trunnion address?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:27 PM (lX8VI)

79 Sign language chick ( I think it's a female ) is definitely a five head, maybe six.

Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2023 07:27 PM (VMFAF)

80
Up votes:329
Down votes: 472
3.8k views.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 02, 2023 07:28 PM (t6XCL)

81 #70's actual subject:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
WATCH: Huge sandstorm in Egypt

And the most-idiotic reply, and just the second one!

Gaslighting Repair @LostJohnny · 4h
Definitely 100% not even gonna question it climate change.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:28 PM (Vwz3I)

82 60 the noises his diseased mouth makes are disgusting, all this wet snicking and licking
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM

ASMR Biden.

Posted by: The nightmare of little girls everywhere at June 02, 2023 07:28 PM (NCgXW)

83 63 55 If I'm going to listen to lies I'm going with the guy telling me I'm hot.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (+f0Sp

Lol. My go to is if I wanted to be lied to, I'd get to a mirror and tell myself how good I look.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (6VKyY)

If I'm going to be lied to I'm going with the person who tells me I'm Smart, Scientific and very Virtuous. Not like you haters!

>>>>Liberal Fool

Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2023 07:28 PM (RLLZj)

84 A campaign speech. Telling us what he's going to do to buy more votes. Because he can't run on his overall record. What might his campaign platform look like if did so?

I'll End Inflation?
I''ll escort in even more Illegal Immigrants?
I'll continue to give every weapon and dollar we have to Ukraine, for As Long As it Takes™?
I'll put more drag queens, more how to become the gender you aren't books, and more trans-female sports record breakers, in K-12 schools?
I'll sic more FBI and IRS agents against more people who I consider a threat to My Democracy?

What a despicable feeble old lying bastard.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (AMIL/)

85 Sign-language creature looks like a Klingon.

Posted by: Paul Neil Milne Johnstone at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (XMwZJ)

86 I'd actually rather watch that video from The Ring where you get cursed and die after 7 days than watch Joe Biden speak live.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (fKIdX)

87 President Biden knows his stuff, and he still believes in bipartianship. He is so humble, he is the best person for the job. Are the heads on the extreme right blowing up!!! they deserve it.

I was astounded to realize that this is his first Oval Office address.

God I was so scared about this whole thing. Joe came thru again. Four more years!

Doom and gloom Chris Hayes at it again...the jobs report was good and I hate to break it to him wages have gone up a great deal in Northern Ohio...and prices are down too. We have two chip factories that saved two Ford plants in Cleveland and probably Parma GM too.

He just tore MTG a new one while smiling. He is very good at this.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid

I just picture these people sitting around smoking weed and giggling while they make this stuff up. Looking at each other saying "do you think this is too over the top?" Nah, here, have another hit.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (t/2Uw)

88 do you realize we're probably half the audience for this old fuck right now
Posted by: ace
........

and we're all just hoping for another graceful exit.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

89 Come on,ace, you could gone with sounds like he's sucking on a lizard or something

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:30 PM (+f0Sp)

90 How many people sincerely thought they'd still be propping this pile of shit up in 2023?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 07:30 PM (lX8VI)

91 I'd rather watch prometheus.
There, I said it!

Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2023 07:30 PM (VMFAF)

92 We're only watching for the pratfalls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:30 PM (6VKyY)

93 91 I'd rather watch prometheus.
There, I said it!
Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2023 07:30 PM (VMFAF)

Whoa now. There are limits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:31 PM (6VKyY)

94 How funny would it be if he had a chair sliding out from under him incident?

Not if he got seriously hurt, of course.
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:21 PM (ZdaMQ

Then it would be fucking hilarious.

Posted by: High comedy right there at June 02, 2023 07:31 PM (fiChp)

95 "When you're hot, you're.HOT!!"

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at June 02, 2023 07:31 PM (zPbkg)

96 Doom and gloom Chris Hayes at it again...the jobs report was good
------------------
Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 10h
JUST IN - U.S. unemployment rate rises to 3.7% in May. The economy added 339,000 jobs, according to official reports.

Household survey shows a decline of 310,000 jobs.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

97 63 55 If I'm going to listen to lies I'm going with the guy telling me I'm hot.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (+f0Sp

Lol. My go to is if I wanted to be lied to, I'd get to a mirror and tell myself how good I look.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (6VKyY)

If I'm going to be lied to I'm going with the person who tells me I'm Smart, Scientific and very Virtuous. Not like you haters!

+++
If i'm going to be lied to I'm going with the person who says I actually look like I'm 29.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (t/2Uw)

98
Lol. My go to is if I wanted to be lied to, I'd get to a mirror and tell myself how good I look.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 07:25 PM (6VKyY)



My go to is "They LIKE me! They REALLY LIKE me!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Maybe this is wishful thinking, but I do think the debt deal might mark a start of recovering ratings/perception of President Biden. This was his first real test in divided government, and he aced it. He's already gotten a lot of praise from people who don't normally praise him.

He is too good, he still believes in bipartianship. Love you Pres Biden. So humble.

He's kicking ass! Just correctly stating his monumental achievements. Bookends of unity and a little meat in the middle, delivered in a hard to refute way. Nicely done.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (NCgXW)

100 If I'm going to listen to lies I'm going with the guy telling me I'm hot.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:24 PM (+f0Sp
........

You're hot. Er... wait a minute. Am I doing this right?

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

101 I'd rather put beans in chili.
There, I said it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

102 Is joe biden doing this appearance because of his fall yesterday or was this already set up before he face planted in front of millions of people?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)

103 Up votes:329
Down votes: 472
3.8k views.
Posted by: YIKES! at June 02, 2023 07:28 PM (t6XCL)



Eighty. One. Million.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM (Zz0t1)

104 But Sponge I do like you. Really!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (t/2Uw)

105 101 I'd rather put beans in chili.
There, I said it!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June

Carrots?

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 I'd rather put beans in chili.
There, I said it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM


I won a chili cook off event in Texas with beans in my chili, no carrots though.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (ncXxy)

107 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 10h
JUST IN - U.S. unemployment rate rises to 3.7% in May. The economy added 339,000 jobs, according to official reports.

Household survey shows a decline of 310,000 jobs.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)



These numbers are bullshit.

The unemployment rate is 9 or higher.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM

Seriously, is this stuff real? There are people who actually believe this sh..er stuff?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM (t/2Uw)

109 Alright! The Toronto area just had its first [that I recall] MS-13 gangbanger arrest, for a drive-by. Three real winners from their mugshots.

About time the Jamaican and Somalis got some competition!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM (Vwz3I)

110 But Sponge I do like you. Really!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (t/2Uw)



LYAH!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

111 He is too good, he still believes in bipartianship. Love you Pres Biden. So humble.
---
Ok, I guess I can believe there's someone out there that thinks this malevolent imbecile is doing a good job. But who listens to FJB and thinks "humble?"

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 02, 2023 07:38 PM (aBJcM)

112 Is joe biden doing this appearance because of his fall yesterday or was this already set up before he face planted in front of millions of people?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)



I believe this was scheduled right after we got buttf*cked with the passing of the debt ceiling bill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:38 PM (Zz0t1)

113 The unemployment rate is 9 or higher.
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Check out the U-6 for a more accurate count.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:39 PM (Vwz3I)

114
Carrots?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)



Corn.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Carrots?
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM


That's right up there with the time in 2008 I was driving in Northern California, and the radio host ask "Would you vote for Hillary or Satan?" I pondered that for the next few seconds of silence, and had just concluded 'Wow, that is a *tough* choice.', when the host said "That's a joke ..."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

116 108 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM

Seriously, is this stuff real? There are people who actually believe this sh..er stuff?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM

Well, I can't vouch for the sincerity of the posts, but yes...what I post is directly from DU and other lefty discussion boards...with some editing to fit more content, and less of their generally rambly text they think makes them sound intelligent.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 07:40 PM (NCgXW)

117 102 Is joe biden doing this appearance because of his fall yesterday or was this already set up before he face planted in front of millions of people?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)


Early this morning, the White House reporter for a network I will not name, said they were given advance notice of the event last night, then were told it was called-off because Joe was heading to Delaware, then were told it was definitely going to happen at 7 PM ET. I think this was conjured up yesterday to get the face plant out of the news.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2023 07:41 PM (AMIL/)

118 Daily Wire @realDailyWire · 5h
CNN news anchor calls #WhatIsAWoman an "anti-trans documentary" that could be "potentially harmful content."

Elon Musk @elonmusk
I’m tempted to say that this will drive viewership of your movie, but … no one watches CNN lol

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

119 111 He is too good, he still believes in bipartianship. Love you Pres Biden. So humble.
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Ok, I guess I can believe there's someone out there that thinks this malevolent imbecile is doing a good job. But who listens to FJB and thinks "humble?"
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 02, 2023 07:38 PM

Retards that think Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is real?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 07:43 PM (NCgXW)

120 Well, I can't vouch for the sincerity of the posts, but yes...what I post is directly from DU and other lefty discussion boards...with some editing to fit more content, and less of their generally rambly text they think makes them sound intelligent.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

You should win some kind of award for wading through this drivel on a daily basis.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:43 PM (t/2Uw)

121 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 10h
Archaeologists Uncover Companies' Rainbow Logos From Sodom And Gomorrah
https://buff.ly/3tegcCf

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:43 PM (Vwz3I)

122 Retards that think Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is real?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 07:43 PM


He's not? I saw him in downtown Austin months ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

123 Carrots in chili? Pffft. A restaurant here puts cubed potatoes in their enchiladas. I guess they think they're saving beans that way.

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:45 PM (v0R5T)

124 Is joe biden doing this appearance because of his fall yesterday or was this already set up before he face planted in front of millions of people?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)


Early this morning, the White House reporter for a network I will not name, said they were given advance notice of the event last night, then were told it was called-off because Joe was heading to Delaware, then were told it was definitely going to happen at 7 PM ET. I think this was conjured up yesterday to get the face plant out of the news.

Posted by: Gref at June 02, 2023 07:41 PM


Thanks, I didn't remember any scheduled addresses for joe biden that had been announced for today before he hit the deck yesterday, but I couldn't remember for sure.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:46 PM (ncXxy)

125 65 Pete Buttigieg?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 02, 2023 07:46 PM (8fxF+)

126 Carrots in chili? Pffft. A restaurant here puts cubed potatoes in their enchiladas. I guess they think they're saving beans that way.

Posted by: wth

Are beans endangered? I had no idea.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:47 PM (t/2Uw)

127 Okay, so it was a pretty lame attempt at a joke but did you all have to leave?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:49 PM (t/2Uw)

128 Is it bad I'm sitting out in my garage, drinking beer, eating, listening to the mp3 player and chatting with y'all instead of sitting in the house with the wife and FiL watching the damn Game Show Network for the 5th day in a row?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)

129 It's not you, Sharon, the cafe is up now.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 02, 2023 07:50 PM (aBJcM)

130 Are beans endangered? I had no idea.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:47 PM


Heaven forfend!!!!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at June 02, 2023 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

131 Is it bad I'm sitting out in my garage, drinking beer, eating, listening to the mp3 player and chatting with y'all instead of sitting in the house with the wife and FiL watching the damn Game Show Network for the 5th day in a row?
Posted by: Sponge
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No. I probably would have shot the tv by now.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 02, 2023 07:51 PM (aBJcM)

132 121 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 10h
Archaeologists Uncover Companies' Rainbow Logos From Sodom And Gomorrah
https://buff.ly/3tegcCf
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:43 PM
*******
We're already living in Sodom and Gomorrah 2.0.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 07:51 PM (NpAcC)

133 ...when Fetterman actually sounds better than Biden in public address.

Yes, they DNC has said no on democrat primary debates with Biden, RFK Jr., and power crystals expert wiccan Williamson.

...but there's no getting around it. Sooner or later Biden is gonna have to leave the basement/ bunker and debate Trump or DeSantis live on stage and that's gonna be a show blogged here and by Vodkapundit and it's gonna be absofuckinglutely spectacular.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at June 02, 2023 07:52 PM (c6W/Q)

134 Quote Tweet: Steve Herman @W7VOA · 37m
"Lower the temperature," says President Biden of the domestic political bitterness.

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze · 37m
His DOJ investigated parents at school board meetings as domestic terrorists.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:53 PM (Vwz3I)

135 Okay, so it was a pretty lame attempt at a joke but did you all have to leave?
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Just ignore her.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:53 PM (Vwz3I)

136 SiD, you're just saying that because you're my friend. I should never try to make a joke because I am terrible at it.

And Sponge, it depends on what kind of music you're listening to. As long as it's country music, you're good.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 07:54 PM (t/2Uw)

137 SAVE THE BEANS

Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 07:54 PM (v0R5T)

138 Quote Tweet: Steve Herman @W7VOA · 37m
"Lower the temperature," says President Biden of the domestic political bitterness.

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze · 37m
His DOJ investigated parents at school board meetings as domestic terrorists.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:53 PM


And inserted undercover fbi agents into Roman Catholic churches that conduct Mass in Latin looking for domestic terrorists.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 07:55 PM (ncXxy)

139 We're already living in Sodom and Gomorrah 2.0.

****

I think they found a Target store, a Khols, and a case of budlight in the ancient rubble too.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at June 02, 2023 07:57 PM (c6W/Q)

140 If Slow Joe doesn't like domestic bitterness, maybe he shouldn't have made it personal by spending 8 months trying to get me fired. Not to mention all the thuggy stuff his regime has been doing in the political sphere.

Posted by: CppThis at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (PZvjL)

141 I bet Biden can't remember what he said five minutes after his speech...

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