Mid-Morning Art Thread

Music in the Tuileries Garden
Edouard Manet

Great and famous artist. But I guess even famous artists have to make a living...

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

2 Looks like it smells like it looks.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 07, 2023 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

3 st

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

4 Proto Woodstock

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

5 Merde!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

6 What in the wide world of sports is going on here?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

7 Where's the mosh pit?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (YIVH2)

8 It seems dark.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (sJSOG)

9 Good wine being consumed in there, I'll bet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (PbpFY)

10 Seems too cartoonish. I'd return this one to the Gallery and ask for a refund.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (89Sog)

11 Munchkins!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (U2p+3)

12 The Toiletries Garden? No thanks…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (QcZmm)

13 Looks crowded.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (LUyqH)

14 It's a bit hard to tell, but the little girl in the foreground wearing the red sash has a rather demonic expression on her face...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (YIVH2)

15 Apparently, the garden is occupied over its carrying capacity.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (gmo/4)

16 "There are FOUR colors!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (sJSOG)

17 Outdoor concerts are really quite nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (U2p+3)

18 The National Gallery
Trafalgar Square, London

Full title Music in the Tuileries Gardens
Artist Edouard Manet
Artist dates 1832 - 1883
Date made 1862
Medium and support Oil on canvas
Dimensions 76.2 × 118.1 cm
Inscription summary Signed; Dated

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

19 CBD, are you suggesting that this is not great art?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (Wy1BU)

20 He didn't make any Monet with this one, I bet.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (Vwz3I)

21 I do not hang paintings depicting a small child having a beard.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2023 09:34 AM (AMIL/)

22 The Toiletries Garden? No thanks…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (QcZmm)
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Just think of how well fertilized the plants will be!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:34 AM (YIVH2)

23 Ladies in the blue bonnets look like they've been tied into one big sack. Odd.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 09:34 AM (IQ1rX)

24 How long before the mademoiselles get so aroused by the music that they start taking their pantelets off?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:35 AM (QcZmm)

25 Par-Tay at le Tuileries!
Oui!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:35 AM (hOUT3)

26 a good 30-40% of them have the syph

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, knows it's all ops at June 07, 2023 09:35 AM (sJHOI)

27 Awesome. Who does not love Manet??

Posted by: runner at June 07, 2023 09:35 AM (6LjpC)

28
Another syphilitic French artist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 09:35 AM (MoZTd)

29 At first I read the title of the work as "Music in the Tubercular Garden."

Posted by: Don Henley & Glenn Frey at June 07, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

30 Boy, Edith Piaf must've been the Taylor Swift of olden days!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (FVME7)

31 A less peaceful day in 1792 at the Tuileries Palace as the Swiss Guards discovered.
https://tinyurl.com/27pyvsr6

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)

32 The Tuileries Garden is a public garden located between the Louvre and the Place de la Concorde in the 1st arrondissement of Paris, France. Created by Catherine de' Medici as the garden of the Tuileries Palace in 1564, it was eventually opened to the public in 1667 and became a public park after the French Revolution.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

33 Eddy baby forgot his up close glasses.

Posted by: Fish-eyed Len wanders in New York City at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (hYNhD)

34
I hear no polkas, schottisches and waltzes here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (pNxlR)

35 Manet, Manet, Manet, Manet....MANET!

Posted by: The O'Jays at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (w9Wax)

36 Music, but no dancing?!

Must be baptists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (DU+/6)

37 The two little girls in the foreground look like they’re getting ready to rumble.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:37 AM (QcZmm)

38 I must say, it was a real shame when top hats went out of style!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3)

39 I like his water lilies better.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2023 09:37 AM (45fpk)

40 Big garden party, hope they have cake

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 09:37 AM (vyIsM)

41 Why is that little girl dipping soup? And why are those bag ladies highlighted?

This painting is odd. Do not like.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (Wy1BU)

42
Unsurprisingly, "Tip-Toe Through the Tuileries"
was ALWAYS on the play list.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (pNxlR)

43 Manet, Monet, what's the difference?

(I read 'difference' in a French accent).

Posted by: Ciampino --- mangia mangia, cretino at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (qfLjt)

44 I do not hang paintings depicting a small child having a beard.
Posted by: Gref

I thought that was the remnant of the mud pies she and blondie down in front were eating.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (IQ1rX)

45 Fancy chairs for the park. Hope they're chained down else they'll get stolen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (Q4IgG)

46 Same Place Modern Times:

https://tinyurl.com/5drtd9jb

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (BRHaw)

47 Thursday evening soiree, best time to get a date for the weekend.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (w9Wax)

48 Why does baby in the red sash have a Hitler mustache?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 09:39 AM (S6gqv)

49 The older lady sitting down in front to the left looks as if she has measles or smallpox. I know, that's a veil, but it still is disturbing.

So is the face of the girl (well, she is wearing a dress, and times were more sane then) just to the old lady's right. Child looks like she has a mustache.

And the hatless chap to the right looks as if he's drinking a bottle of a sports drink.

"Warning: Do Not Try This at Home. This Is a Trained Professional Who Drinks a Lot of Reign!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

50 I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and play our songs again
When I got to the garden party, they all knew my name
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:39 AM (BRHaw)

51 No one goes to music at the Tuileries Gardens any more -- it's too crowded.

Posted by: zombie yogi berra at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (Vwz3I)

52
I must say, it was a real shame when top hats went out of style!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! [/i_2

Oh, just come out and admit that you own a monocle that you are dying to sport in public.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (pNxlR)

53 40 Big garden party

He’s got a lot of old friends to reminisce with.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (QcZmm)

54 It's just another Manet Monday...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (9UlRk)

55 39 I like his water lilies better.
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That's Monet, not Manet.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (fWTJL)

56
Boy, Edith Piaf must've been the Taylor Swift of olden days!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:36 AM (FVME7)

___________

Both whining about their boyfriends.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (MoZTd)

57 Monet > Manet

Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

58 Marion Cotillard.

There, now that I have your attention, this painting reminds me of a scene in A Good Year (one of our favorite fluffy movies around these parts) wherein Russell Crowe tries to entertain Marion Cotillard on a date in a French town at an evening of outdoor movie and music.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (PNdyy)

59 CBD, are you suggesting that this is not great art?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2023 09:33 AM (Wy1BU)

Absolutely!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (ZCCyW)

60 Come for the music
Stay for the guillotining

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

61
Absinthe Nights were always a guaranteed sell out

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

62 44 I do not hang paintings depicting a small child having a beard.
Posted by: Gref

I thought that was the remnant of the mud pies she and blondie down in front were eating.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 09:38 AM (IQ1rX)

I do not hang paintings depicting small children eating mud pies and having beards.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (AMIL/)

63 5 Merde!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)
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That's in the underwear.

Posted by: Ciampino - Sono quelli Francesi disgraziati at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (qfLjt)

64 That's Monet, not Manet.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (fWTJL)

Shoulda used my sarc tag.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (45fpk)

65 No homeless shitting here and there, no crackheads flying signs for cash.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (R/m4+)

66 Count de Manet

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (BRHaw)

67 How embarrassing for those women. Identical dresses.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

68 This painting reminds me of a public swimming pool I went to as a kid. Didn't like it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (S6gqv)

69 I do not hang paintings depicting small children eating mud pies and having beards.
Posted by: Gref

How are you on midgets?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (RnmtJ)

70 6 What in the wide world of sports is going on here?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)
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Well it's not Rugby Union.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Sono quelli Francesi disgraziati at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (qfLjt)

71 Mamet > Monet > Manet

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (QcZmm)

72 Absolutely!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Good! We have an agreement!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (Wy1BU)

73 Public gatherings before porta-potties must have been so much fun.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (MvF+J)

74 Matching mom & daughter outfits

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 09:43 AM (EGSGm)

75 52
I must say, it was a real shame when top hats went out of style!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! [/i_2
Oh, just come out and admit that you own a monocle that you are dying to sport in public.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (pNxlR)

BUT, I have been told by many quite reliable sources that every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, so... !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:43 AM (hOUT3)

76 68 This painting reminds me of a public swimming pool I went to as a kid. Didn't like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (S6gqv)

Its just a Baby Ruth

Posted by: Carl at June 07, 2023 09:43 AM (BRHaw)

77 This painting reminds me of a public swimming pool I went to as a kid. Didn't like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

People had strange swimming costumes where you grew up.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 09:43 AM (IQ1rX)

78
This painting reminds me of a public swimming pool I went to as a kid. Didn't like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

A veritable Caspian Sea of floating Clark Bars, it was!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (pNxlR)

79 Maybe it's my IPad, but the child with the red dress looks to have a beard.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

80 red sash

Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

81 Public gatherings before porta-potties must have been so much fun.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (MvF+J)
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The trees were well-watered, no doubt.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (YIVH2)

82 Hope they’re listening to Bizet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (QcZmm)

83 I like how spontaneous this looks. Yes, it's a painting so it took a while but it has many of the same elements that a snapshot has. I really like the random people that glance over at Manet as he paints them. Similar to how a few people will notice a photographer taking their picture. The crowd isn't posed and many have their backs to us. It feels authentic.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

84 77 This painting reminds me of a public swimming pool I went to as a kid. Didn't like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Yep. They are like hot tubes - better known as butt soup.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (fWTJL)

85 Shoulda used my sarc tag.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2023 09:41 AM (45fpk)

"Hell is other people."
-- Jen Paul Sarc(re)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (ZCCyW)

86 Boy, Edith Piaf must've been the Taylor Swift of olden days!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023
________

Both whining about their boyfriends.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023

***
Edith's sister Rice was hotter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

87 Muted colors like yesterday's piece.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 09:45 AM (QJGMB)

88 This painting reminds me of a public swimming pool I went to as a kid. Didn't like it.
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J'ai lutté Maïs Eclaté. Il est un gars mauvais!

Posted by: joey biden at June 07, 2023 09:45 AM (Vwz3I)

89 It's a meat market. A meat market!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 09:45 AM (4I/2K)

90 52
I must say, it was a real shame when top hats went out of style!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! [/i_2

Oh, just come out and admit that you own a monocle that you are dying to sport in public.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
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Actually a lorgnette.

Posted by: Ciampino ---o quelli Francesi disgraziati at June 07, 2023 09:45 AM (qfLjt)

91 Music in the Tuileries Garden
Edouard Manet

This blows and marks the being of terrifying motel art.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (a175k)

92 Because there should be a Bizet in the Toiletries Garden.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (QcZmm)

93 69 I do not hang paintings depicting small children eating mud pies and having beards.
Posted by: Gref

How are you on midgets?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (RnmtJ)

I do not hang paintings depicting small children eating mud pies and having beards, or cross-dressing midgets.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (AMIL/)

94 82 Hope they’re listening to Bizet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (QcZmm)

That would be quite Bizarre!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (hOUT3)

95 My eyes go straight to the ladies wearing yellow bags. WTF? Nope!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (Wy1BU)

96
Just wait until those apes with crunchy figs come down from the tree tops ... that'll be a real hoot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (pNxlR)

97 Pretty crowded there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (ncXxy)

98 Reeeeeee!!! They're not wearing masks and practicing social distancing.

Posted by: Karen at June 07, 2023 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)

99 I must say, it was a real shame when top hats went out of style!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again!
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I own a top hat; bought it in London at a store mostly selling top hats. I'm thinking of wearing it to my son's wedding, though he doesn't know that. Neither does my wife. Could be entertaining.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (PNdyy)

100 Yep. They are like hot tubes - better known as butt soup.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (fWTJL)

I saw Hot Tubes open for Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Main Stage at the State Fair of Texas in 1999.

Posted by: Carl at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (BRHaw)

101 All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (4I/2K)

102 Hope they’re listening to Bizet.
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Carmen? You serious??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)

103 Actually a lorgnette.
Posted by: Ciampino ---o quelli Francesi disgraziati at June 07, 2023 09:45 AM (qfLjt)

Just wait until the TXMOME, and you will see...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (hOUT3)

104 Show me the Monet !

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (QJGMB)

105 I own a top hat; bought it in London at a store mostly selling top hats. I'm thinking of wearing it to my son's wedding, though he doesn't know that. Neither does my wife. Could be entertaining.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (PNdyy)

I am sure the new DiL will LOVE it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (BRHaw)

106 Maybe it's my IPad, but the child with the red dress looks to have a beard.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2023

***
It's not your iPad. See Tom Servo above and my own comment at 49. If she, or anyone, were holding an ice cream cone, I could guess that it's chocolate sauce on her face and chin, but no one is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

107 The choice of faces which are in focus do not correspond to any possible lens.

I love Manet, but I lean more to Berthe Morisot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (GzDfN)

108 I own a top hat; bought it in London at a store mostly selling top hats. I'm thinking of wearing it to my son's wedding, though he doesn't know that. Neither does my wife. Could be entertaining.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (PNdyy)

If ever I heard a must do event, this is it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (hOUT3)

109 Edith to her sister when they were arguing: “Piaf!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (QcZmm)

110 The lady up front in the burlap sack looks like Leto Atreides after merging with the sand trout.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (ZC8hN)

111 Red sky at might, sailors delight.
Orange afternoon sky with haze, Canada is ablaze.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

112
How are you on midgets?

Posted by: rickb223

Full up, thanks!

* bangs on tank *

I could use a "top her off" delivery of dwarfs, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (pNxlR)

113 73 Public gatherings before porta-potties must have been so much fun.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (MvF+J)

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Aromatic, to say the least.

Posted by: Ciampino --- sono quelli Francesi disgraziati at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (qfLjt)

114 My Manet mailed those trees in...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (NgqoH)

115 The crowd isn't posed and many have their backs to us. It feels authentic.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

Interesting. I see it as a commentary on the anonymity of French culture...the people are fungible.

The yellow dress woman is the clearest character, but she is stiff and inhuman. The children are painted as dolls.

It is a profoundly misanthropic painting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (ZCCyW)

116 Hmmm. Je pense que nous avons déjà vu ce tableau.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (pTb/Z)

117 Whoever You Are, Chris Sununu, Thanks for Not Running for President

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Snubsnubbed again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (FVME7)

118 Carmen is the greatest opera ever written.

Fight me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (QcZmm)

119 A veritable Caspian Sea of floating Clark Bars, it was!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023

***
"There are many people who think he looks like Clark Gable."

"There are many people who think he looks like a Clark *Bar*."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

120 I love Manet, but I lean more to Berthe Morisot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (GzDfN)

Fun Fact: She was married to Manet's brother.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

121 Could be entertaining.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:47 AM (PNdyy)

Do it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (ZCCyW)

122 Aromatic, to say the least.
Posted by: Ciampino --- sono quelli Francesi disgraziati at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (qfLjt)

You always check for the prevailing wind before arriving so you can head for the upwind location.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (hOUT3)

123 The lady up front in the burlap sack looks like Leto Atreides after merging with the sand trout.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (ZC8hN)
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An accurate--if somewhat obscure--observation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (YIVH2)

124 Headwear appears to be mandatory.

Posted by: Just an observation at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (qxqry)

125 'Chris Christie will waste no time eating DeSantis's lunch...

Troll Level:

Double Grand Master

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)

126 A military officer has the Legion of Honour.

I wonder if he and the other two military will still be alive after 1871?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:51 AM (Vwz3I)

127 Maybe it's my IPad, but the child with the red dress looks to have a beard.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2023

***
It's not your iPad. See Tom Servo above and my own comment at 49. If she, or anyone, were holding an ice cream cone, I could guess that it's chocolate sauce on her face and chin, but no one is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

It's a gathering of circus people. The ladies in yellow are Siamese twins.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 09:51 AM (QJGMB)

128 Fat Fuck, Piece of Shit, Two-Faced, Septuple-Goitered Chris "Krispy Kreosote" Christie Announces Joke Candidacy

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Campaign contributions in jelly doughnuts will be accepted.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:51 AM (FVME7)

129 Carmen is the greatest opera ever written.

Fight me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:50 AM (QcZmm)

Barber of Seville.

Posted by: Alfalfa at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (4I/2K)

130 Carmen is the greatest opera ever written.

Fight me.
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Dude! Are you fucking hammered??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (Vwz3I)

131 DeSantis better watch out. Christie loves him some meatballs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (QcZmm)

132 It is a profoundly misanthropic painting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (ZCCyW)

But it is not humanitarian!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (hOUT3)

133 112
How are you on midgets?

Posted by: rickb223

Full up, thanks!

* bangs on tank *

I could use a "top her off" delivery of dwarfs, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (pNxlR)
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All out of dwarfs, how about gnomes? Good price on lawn jockeys!

Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the floor at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (qfLjt)

134 The crowd isn't posed and many have their backs to us. It feels authentic.
Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

A first time for the French!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (BRHaw)

135 Music in the Tuileries Garden... but I see no band. Maybe the tunes are being piped in over iTunes?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (Q4IgG)

136 When I see paintings of crowds like this, I sometimes wonder if everyone had to stand still while the artist captured the spirit of the scene...and for how long...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (YIVH2)

137 I like a number of Manet works, especially his pastels, the variety of subjects is interesting and the styles can be quite different. But this one doesn't appeal to me. The figures are stiff and wooden with no sense of motion or emotion. The trees are splotchy (sorry for the technical term) and dull. There may be some social commentary being made here but it escapes me.

However, by getting more information about Manet, I came across some of his other works I really enjoy. His "Battle of the Kearsarge and The Alabama" was a big, and pleasant, surprise.

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (7EjX1)

138 All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Dive bars along the waterfront.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (RnmtJ)

139 It is a profoundly misanthropic painting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (ZCCyW)

Interesting. I enjoy how different people can look at the same picture and have different responses.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

140 Just wait until those apes with crunchy figs come down from the tree tops ... that'll be a real hoot!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023

***
I've always wondered, since my only real-life experience with figs (however peripheral) is with Fig Newton cookies. *Are* figs crunchy?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

141 Valerie sells toiletries in the Tuileries?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (OUMaO)

142 I was thinking of a bit where you ask a great artist to do some pedestrian painting. 'Yes, Mr ... is it Michelangelo? Well, Mike, I need you to paint the walls in the bathroom...'

But Michelangelo would have done something that would have had the bathroom a masterpiece, preserved for the ages.

This is not horrible, just bland. It is a bunch of people standing in some woods and you wonder what the hell they are all doing there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (/xaUq)

143 All out of dwarfs, how about gnomes? Good price on lawn jockeys!
Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the floor at June 07, 2023 09:52 AM (qfLjt)

Types
Thinks
Deletes

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 07, 2023 09:54 AM (hOUT3)

144 83 I like how spontaneous this looks. Yes, it's a painting so it took a while but it has many of the same elements that a snapshot has. I really like the random people that glance over at Manet as he paints them. Similar to how a few people will notice a photographer taking their picture. The crowd isn't posed and many have their backs to us. It feels authentic.
Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:44 AM (OyyDO)
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Kris, if ever you are anywhere near Hamilton, NJ, you might enjoy a visit to "Grounds for Sculpture". Seward Johnson (after inheriting his J and J billions) founded it to house some of his work, along with lots of other sculpture.

One of his pieces is patterned after a Renoir depicting "A Dinner Party" and has some of the qualities you mention.

https://tinyurl.com/3rw966a4

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:54 AM (P4c7h)

145 116 Hmmm. Je pense que nous avons déjà vu ce tableau.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (pTb/Z)

good morning, Cloche Bleue! nice of you to drop in.

"J'ai lutté Maïs Eclaté. Il est un gars mauvais!" I actually went to some trouble to translate that one. LOL!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 09:54 AM (S6gqv)

146 Interesting. I enjoy how different people can look at the same picture and have different responses.
Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

That's why I named my website You Like What You Like Art.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 09:54 AM (QJGMB)

147 How are you on midgets?

Posted by: rickb223

Full up, thanks!

* bangs on tank *

I could use a "top her off" delivery of dwarfs, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

All out of dwarfs, how about gnomes? Good price on lawn jockeys!
Posted by: Ciampino

*snort.

You gotta just love this place. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 09:54 AM (RnmtJ)

148 73 Public gatherings before porta-potties must have been so much fun.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 07, 2023 09:42 AM (MvF+J)

Why didn't they wear Depends, like me?

Posted by: Joe Bidet at June 07, 2023 09:54 AM (AMIL/)

149 Figs ain’t what they usta be…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:55 AM (QcZmm)

150 "The nation’s political class lacks intellect and character."
Demagoguery in the U.K.

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Boy, you said it! Oh, you were talking about the U.K? Well, yeah, probably them too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:55 AM (FVME7)

151 And a chocolate-milk moustache on the little girl or she's been eating the other little girl's dirt-diggings.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

152 All out of dwarfs, how about gnomes? Good price on lawn jockeys!
Posted by: Ciampino

***
Thass raciss, gnome sane?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

153 I've always wondered, since my only real-life experience with figs (however peripheral) is with Fig Newton cookies. *Are* figs crunchy?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM

Fresh figs? No. Because fresh.

Dried figs? Chewy, but not crunchy, unless they're way past their sell-by date.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 09:56 AM (5sOEG)

154 *All out of dwarfs, how about gnomes?*

Welcome to Munchkin land!

Posted by: The Lollipop Guild at June 07, 2023 09:56 AM (qxqry)

155 Not his best, but it was painted early on & conveys the community of Parisians gathering at weekly concerts.

Of interest, Wikipedia, in part: Music in the Tuileries "Manet has included several of his friends, artists, authors, and musicians who take part, and a self-portrait."

Own prettier knock-offs so I might not hang. Thank you.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 07, 2023 09:56 AM (GshMh)

156 Berthe Morisot: https://tinyurl.com/ywfu7vbr

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 07, 2023 09:57 AM (GzDfN)

157 Hmmm. Je pense que nous avons déjà vu ce tableau.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM

That's French....

Posted by: Gomez Addams at June 07, 2023 09:57 AM (5sOEG)

158 Manet people like this kind of painting . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

159 However, by getting more information about Manet, I came across some of his other works I really enjoy. His "Battle of the Kearsarge and The Alabama" was a big, and pleasant, surprise.
Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (7EjX1)

Monet did a version of that one too, but he was old and all you could make out was the lily pads.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (S6gqv)

160 142 I was thinking of a bit where you ask a great artist to do some pedestrian painting. 'Yes, Mr ... is it Michelangelo? Well, Mike, I need you to paint the walls in the bathroom...'

But Michelangelo would have done something that would have had the bathroom a masterpiece, preserved for the ages.

This is not horrible, just bland. It is a bunch of people standing in some woods and you wonder what the hell they are all doing there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (/xaUq)

I reading "The Agony & the Ecstasy" now and there's a lot of scenes like this in there. One funny one is he's asked to paint the Holy Family on a table top. After bellyaching about it, he does it. It's totally a masterpiece but he also puts 5 naked dudes in the background for fun. The patron flips out. M. laughs and makes him pay for it anyways.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

161 people can look at the same picture and have different responses

The Mannix Girls have entered the conversation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (QcZmm)

162
When I see paintings of crowds like this, I sometimes wonder if everyone had to stand still while the artist captured the spirit of the scene...and for how long...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The "Ascot Gavotte" is the very thing for you -- https://youtu.be/uNgsAcSJdAg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (pNxlR)

163 Manet's view of the "Battle of the Kearsarge and The Alabama" ...
https://tinyurl.com/2zcxcxyz

And a Yankee's!
https://tinyurl.com/3k9j6eez

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)

164 Carmen is the greatest opera ever written.

Fight me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Only if they're electric car men!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (FVME7)

165 5 naked dudes?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (qxqry)

166 Spread out.

Posted by: Moe Howard at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (lf83v)

167 The Mannix Girls have entered the conversation.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (QcZmm)

I'm in the middle of packing a Mannix girl .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (QJGMB)

168 Hmmm. Je pense que nous avons déjà vu ce tableau.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM
*
That's French....
Posted by: Gomez Addams at June 07, 2023

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A guess, but "I think we've seen this painting before"?

Either that, or "I'm pensive because the Avon noose is already on the table."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

169 I could use a "top her off" delivery of dwarfs, though.

Dwarves. Please

Posted by: JRR Tolkien at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (GzDfN)

170 Carmen is the greatest opera ever written. Fight me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

With or without clothes?

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:00 AM (a175k)

171

Where is Waldo, circa 1862...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 07, 2023 10:00 AM (Iq3Ud)

172 Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 09:54 AM (P4c7h)

Thank you for this. I'm familiar with the "Dejeuner" but didn't know he did others.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:00 AM (OyyDO)

173 Has Sponge showed up yet this morning?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:01 AM (QcZmm)

174 I'm in the middle of packing a Mannix girl .
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (QJGMB

autocorrect is trying to be funny. I got news for you autocorrect. You're not funny.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 10:01 AM (QJGMB)

175 The "Ascot Gavotte" is the very thing for you -- https://youtu.be/uNgsAcSJdAg
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (pNxlR)
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Interesting...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 10:01 AM (YIVH2)

176 159 ... "Monet did a version of that one too, but he was old and all you could make out was the lily pads."

Tom Servo,
Thanks for the smile!

Posted by: JTB at June 07, 2023 10:02 AM (7EjX1)

177 In "Luncheon on the Grass", Manet portrayed an image of the garden parties that he personally enjoyed, as well as creating True Art in the process:

https://tinyurl.com/mr425jby

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 10:02 AM (S6gqv)

178
Only if they're electric car men!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

The Hanson Brothers have entered the chat ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 10:02 AM (pNxlR)

179 The "Ascot Gavotte" is the very thing for you -- https://youtu.be/uNgsAcSJdAg
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 07, 2023 09:58 AM (pNxlR)
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Interesting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023

***
For some reason based only on the look of the words, I keep thinking "gavotte" = "garrotte."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

180 Mmmmmmm… Carmen Electra…mmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:02 AM (QcZmm)

181 "Carmen is the greatest opera ever written."
I'm with you, partner.
Greetings!
Lots of smoke and haze even down here at Kitty Hawk.
Good food tho'.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2023 10:03 AM (72qIu)

182 50
"they all knew my name
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same "
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How can that be. It's contradictory.
I do like that song however. Great detail at Wiki
https://shorturl.at/swIY1

Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the floor at June 07, 2023 10:03 AM (qfLjt)

183 I am Chris Christie and I am running for president because of state banquets.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:04 AM (a175k)

184 Gavotte is a dance. Garrotte is that guy in Montana who rides his Vespa in the mountains.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:04 AM (QcZmm)

185 Tuilerie, tuilerah.

Posted by: Happy Wanderer at June 07, 2023 10:05 AM (u5TOl)

186 Another view of the Kearsarge versus the Alabama:

https://tinyurl.com/bp6m4jsm

from...
https://donhollway.com/alabama-kearsarge/

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:05 AM (Vwz3I)

187 Ack! BIG BIG FURRY SPIDER

Help?!?!
🕷

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 10:05 AM (U2p+3)

188 "they all knew my name
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same "
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How can that be. It's contradictory.
I do like that song however. Great detail at Wiki
https://shorturl.at/swIY1
Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the floor at June 07, 2023

***
I guess Rick Nelson meant that his name as a pop star and TV/movie actor was famous to the guests, and they had an image of the clean-cut young guy who appeared in Rio Bravo, but in 1971 he didn't look the same as that image.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 10:05 AM (J2vNu)

189

Edward Manet's baby ate my dingo!

Posted by: A pleasant and presentable gentleman at June 07, 2023 10:06 AM (Iq3Ud)

190 Why does that child in the red and white dress have facial hair?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:06 AM (lf83v)

191 Ack! BIG BIG FURRY SPIDER

Help?!?!
🕷
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 10:05 AM

Damn it!

*prepares to move web and webcam*

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in nurse ratched's closet at June 07, 2023 10:07 AM (5sOEG)

192 CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht After Just 13 Months

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

193 The lady in the fat Hefty bag outfit is Tuillerie Clinton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:07 AM (lf83v)

194

Dwarf crossdresser...

Posted by: Notime Toulouse at June 07, 2023 10:07 AM (Iq3Ud)

195 Outdoor concerts are really quite nice.

"Don't forget to check for ticks when you get home, folks!"

Posted by: The Organizer at June 07, 2023 10:08 AM (ptElO)

196 Because my boy spawn's guitar quartet crushed the Carmen Suite at his senior recital over the weekend, a random performance I found on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/WIBaq4R_og0

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:08 AM (a175k)

197 CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht After Just 13 Months
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The Dumpster Fire Network.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:08 AM (lf83v)

198 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Concert in the park and they're shaking their groove thang!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 10:08 AM (e4fEA)

199 they all knew my name
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same "
----
How can that be. It's contradictory.
I do like that song however. Great detail at Wiki
https://shorturl.at/swIY1
Posted by: Ciampino - e. midget farts are close to the floor at June 07, 2023 10:03 AM (qfLjt)

Just because they didn't recognize him doesn't mean they no longer did not know his name. Would have made more sense though to say ' they knew who I was but did not recognize me' Sort of like the disciples and Jesus.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 10:09 AM (QJGMB)

200 Now that Chris Sununu is out all hope is lost.

Posted by: Snif at June 07, 2023 10:09 AM (qxqry)

201 I'm in the middle of packing a Mannix girl .
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 09:59 AM (QJGMB

autocorrect is trying to be funny. I got news for you autocorrect. You're not funny.
Posted by: polynikes

Dear autocorrect,
Trust me. It's never "Duck!".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 10:10 AM (RnmtJ)

202 187 Ack! BIG BIG FURRY SPIDER

Help?!?!
🕷
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 10:05 AM (U2p+3)

Ew. Uh, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:10 AM (OyyDO)

203 BIG FURRY SPIDER

Somebody call AtC, stat!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:10 AM (QcZmm)

204 111 Red sky at might, sailors delight.
Orange afternoon sky with haze, Canada is ablaze.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 09:49 AM (RHGPo)
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Very good.
It couldn't happen to a better country ..... wait ..

Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the dwarf at June 07, 2023 10:10 AM (qfLjt)

205 Puck
@PuckNews
BREAKING: Embattled CNN chief Chris Licht will be leaving the company, sources tell @DylanByers, and long-time top executive Amy Entelis will step in to steady the ship until Warner Bros. Discovery C.E.O. David Zaslav picks a new leader.

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Well, it's happened. CNN's experiment with slightly less radical leftism is over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:10 AM (FVME7)

206 CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht After Just 13 Months
Posted by: SMOD

He will looked back at this day and remember it as the best day of his life. Sort of like selling a boat.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:10 AM (a175k)

207 Ya know. Those chairs do not look very comfy at all.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:10 AM (OyyDO)

208 "they all knew my name
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same "
----
How can that be. It's contradictory.
I do like that song however. Great detail at Wiki
https://shorturl.at/swIY1

Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the floor at June 07, 2023 10:03 AM (qfLjt)

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Assume he's talking about people knew him (his name) as young Ricky Nelson on TV, not a long-haired rock singer (I didn't look the same).

Yeah, great song.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (bqjxX)

209 And he's gone Lichity-split!

Posted by: Punster at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (qxqry)

210 Why does that child in the red and white dress have facial hair?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023

***
I seem to recall that every now and then a human baby is born with downy body and facial hair, the lanugo. Usually it vanishes, says the 'Net, within a few weeks after birth. Certainly a prominent family would be horrified by such a trait and would pray for it to go away.

Maybe this kid was an unlucky exception?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

211 Ack! BIG BIG FURRY SPIDER

Help?!?!
🕷
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 10:05 AM (U2p+3)
---
Time to put those range skills to good use!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (YIVH2)

212 > All out of dwarfs, how about gnomes? Good price on lawn jockeys!
_____________

When growing up our neighbor had an authentic lawn jockey, complete with red jacket, boots and lantern.

I would really like to find an authentic one and put it along our driveway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (Q4IgG)

213 long-time top executive Amy Entelis will step in to steady the ship until Warner Bros.
_________

Steady the ship?

Steady the ship?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (lf83v)

214 Pretty sure the Russians are responsible for Canadian forest fires. Damn that Putin.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (fWTJL)

215 CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht After Just 13 Months

By the way, Tucker has 67 million views so far on his Episode 1.

You're dead, CNN.

Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (CaJIi)

216 Bill Barr expects the DOJ to indict Trump because he jerked them around for a year and a half. No mention of the seven years they jerked Trump around.

Posted by: Eskimo at June 07, 2023 10:12 AM (ZYNmu)

217 Why does that child in the red and white dress have facial hair?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023

***
I seem to recall that every now and then a human baby is born with downy body and facial hair, the lanugo. Usually it vanishes, says the 'Net, within a few weeks after birth. Certainly a prominent family would be horrified by such a trait and would pray for it to go away.

Maybe this kid was an unlucky exception?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The girl is being sold to the circus on Saturday.
Shhhhhhh!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 10:12 AM (RnmtJ)

218 When growing up our neighbor had an authentic lawn jockey, complete with red jacket, boots and lantern.

I would really like to find an authentic one and put it along our driveway.
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I'd like one of those Shoney Big Boys marking my drive way.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 10:12 AM (fWTJL)

219 197 CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht After Just 13 Months

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Pity.

He lasted almost as long as the Galactic Starcruiser.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:12 AM (s12c9)

220 Nurse, maybe the fig furry spider just wants a tummy rub…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:13 AM (QcZmm)

221 214 Pretty sure the Russians are responsible for Canadian forest fires. Damn that Putin.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (fWTJL)

The Canadian forest fires are nurse ratched trying to get that spider.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:13 AM (OyyDO)

222 *CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht*

During PRIDE month?

Posted by: Gasp at June 07, 2023 10:13 AM (qxqry)

223 Well, it's happened. CNN's experiment with slightly less radical leftism is over.

It's at least equally likely that Zaslav will find someone harder-core to purge CNN. If Fake Tapper had to learn to code, that would be ideal.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 10:13 AM (ZGrMX)

224 By the way, Tucker has 67 million views so far on his Episode 1.

You're dead, CNN.
Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2023 10:11 AM (CaJIi)
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That's the one where we find out the Force is created by bacteria, right? And Tucker wields a double-bladed lightsaber?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 10:13 AM (YIVH2)

225 CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht After Just 13 Months
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Have a Bud Light, Chris.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:14 AM (lf83v)

226 The girl is being sold to the circus on Saturday.
Shhhhhhh!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023

***
That, or this is the evening of the full moon, and she's already transforming into a werewolf.

(We never hear about werewolf children. Do we assume that the effect, if it's inherited that is, only comes on with puberty or something?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

227 Licht was a weakling.

When Anderson Cooper kicks your ass to the curb, it's time to start looking for a barista job.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:14 AM (s12c9)

228 Has Sponge showed up yet this morning?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:01 AM (QcZmm)

Nope. And yet he's still First!!!

Posted by: Doof at June 07, 2023 10:15 AM (StUJj)

229 (We never hear about werewolf children. Do we assume that the effect, if it's inherited that is, only comes on with puberty or something?)

*Michelle Obama has joined the chat*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:15 AM (lf83v)

230 225 CNN Fires CEO Chris Licht After Just 13 Months
______

Have a Bud Light, Chris

::
Perhaps you can apply to an executive position at TarGay...

Posted by: Snicker at June 07, 2023 10:15 AM (qxqry)

231 Nurse, maybe the fig furry spider just wants a tummy rub…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:13 AM

That was yesterday. Moose out front shoulda told him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 10:15 AM (5sOEG)

232
Carmen is the greatest opera ever written. Fight me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Not disagreeing. Despite the tepid reception at its premiere, Carmen quickly took hold in the repertoire and was beloved by all the major composers. When you can get both Brahms and Wagner to admire your work, you've done a good one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 07, 2023 10:15 AM (MoZTd)

233 And the crowd goes mild! Nancy Pelosi tosses the first pitch at the Washington Nationals Pride night in front of a crowd of about 15 people

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Is there nothing she can't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:16 AM (FVME7)

234 I'm in a basement office with no windows in Buffalo and I can still smell the smoke from those fires. Pretty cool-looking sky this morning tho, in a Book of Revelations kinda way.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

235 I guess dementia is catching.

Justin Trudeau: "I will never apologize for standing up for LGDP, eh, LGT, LB-chi ... LGBTQ2+ kids"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (FVME7)

236 Yellow is the most popular color in the painting. Well, they're French, so....

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (5kpEv)

237 And the crowd goes mild! Nancy Pelosi tosses the first pitch at the Washington Nationals Pride night in front of a crowd of about 15 people

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Is there nothing she can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:16 AM

Bob Dole can think of one thing.

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (5sOEG)

238 Is TuCa really able, yet, to speak freely?

I'll bet not. Foxweiser intends to keep him in chains as long as possible.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (4ZE6o)

239 After losing $12 billion, Target faces demands for documents in a possible prelude to a shareholder lawsuit

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (RHGPo)

240 And the crowd goes mild! Nancy Pelosi tosses the first pitch at the Washington Nationals Pride night in front of a crowd of about 15 people

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Is there nothing she can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Can't get Paul to stop banging gay guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (RnmtJ)

241 Fat Fuck, Piece of Shit, Two-Faced, Septuple-Goitered Chris "Krispy Kreosote" Christie Announces Joke Candidacy

Was this the AP or Reuters headline?

Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (ivvNA)

242 With Licht being fired, does that mean some/all of the shitbirds he fired are going to return?

Because it'd really suck if they got their jobs back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4IgG)

243 140
I've always wondered, since my only real-life experience with figs (however peripheral) is with Fig Newton cookies. *Are* figs crunchy?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (J2vNu)
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A fresh, ripe fig, green or black, is a feast for taste buds. It's all edible, skin, seeds, and all. Leave the stalk though. I wouldn't say crunchy as it's more like eating a plum with a thicker, sweet skin.

Posted by: Ciampino -- midget farts are close to the dwarf at June 07, 2023 10:18 AM (qfLjt)

244 232 Yes, all the big composers of the day admired Carmen, seems like. Brahms, Wagner, Tchaikovsky…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:18 AM (QcZmm)

245 O/T -- Sundance at CTH yesterday highlighted a tweet by Trump from a year ago where he'd predicted that the LIV when you eventually merge with the PGA.

"Literally Hitler" certainly understands business ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 10:19 AM (bqjxX)

246 A fake woman, Monroe Lace, wins the Miss San Francisco pageant and will go on to compete in the Miss California contest. Well of course he did. When interviewed, he says the quiet part out loud in case anyone had any doubts about the fake trans movement's intentions:

“Every time I put on the sash, the weight of it reminds me of the weight of my job; of the responsibility I have to make a difference for young children,” Lace told CBS Bay Area.

Lace, 25, visits a different elementary school almost every day. In a video shown by the local CBS affiliate, Lace can be seen reading “Sparkle Boy,” a picture book about a boy who wants to wear women’s clothing, to a 4th-grade class at Tenderloin Community School.

The trans-identifying man told KRON 4 in March that he was “dreaming about this since I was 12 years old” and ran away from home.

Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 10:19 AM (oiNtH)

247 I'm in a basement office with no windows in Buffalo and I can still smell the smoke from those fires. Pretty cool-looking sky this morning tho, in a Book of Revelations kinda way.
Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

Since you asked:
https://youtu.be/wCWVuCCWqzQ

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 10:19 AM (4I/2K)

248 * the LIV would eventually merge with the PGA.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 10:20 AM (bqjxX)

249 Russian defence chiefs have been mocked for claiming to destroy a German-supplied lethal Leopard 2 tank - when in fact they had blown up tractors in Ukrainian fields. The ridiculing was led by head of Wagner private army Yevgeny Prigozhin, who sees it as yet more evidence of blundering incompetence by Putin's defence chiefs and army. The Russian defence ministry hailed 'footage of the destruction of foreign armoured vehicles, including Leopard tanks'. But in reality, military analysts say the footage showed Russia blasting farm vehicles with a missile fired from a Ka-52 Alligator attack helicopter.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

250 With Licht being fired, does that mean some/all of the shitbirds he fired are going to return?

Because it'd really suck if they got their jobs back.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4IgG)
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Are you kidding? They'll be wooed back with promotions all around for their excellent work!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 10:20 AM (YIVH2)

251 234 I'm in a basement office with no windows in Buffalo and I can still smell the smoke from those fires. Pretty cool-looking sky this morning tho, in a Book of Revelations kinda way.
Posted by: Kris

J is in MA and says he can smell it pretty badly.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:21 AM (ZdaMQ)

252 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald · 1h
Media figures are flagrantly re-writing the history of CNN, right before your eyes, to make it seem as if CNN only started failing when Chris Licht was hired and demanded it stop being a DNC activist group.

CNN was already in "free fall" and "collapse" when Licht was hired.

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
One of the few tools liberal elites have left is they keep corporate media outlets in captivity to establishment Dem ideology by using Twitter to shame any corporate media employees who deviate.

That's why Licht has to be destroyed. Fine: but don't lie about pre-Licht CNN.

https://tinyurl.com/3yh6r7u6
[various screencaps of MSM reporting on CNN woes pre-Licht]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:21 AM (Vwz3I)

253 Bring us a figgy pudding…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:22 AM (QcZmm)

254 …or else.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:23 AM (QcZmm)

255 It scurried under a steamer trunk full of heavy wool blankets as I was Getting out of the shower. I didn't have time to move stuff around to whack it with a shoe.

I hope it doesn't eat my cat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 10:23 AM (fi76o)

256 246 The trans-identifying man told KRON 4 in March that he was “dreaming about this since I was 12 years old” and ran away from home.
Posted by: Cheri

Men can do EVERYTHING better than women! 🙄

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:23 AM (ZdaMQ)

257 Seattle City Council Rejects Bill to Enforce Drug Laws

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Next they'll be wanting to enforce theft laws.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)

258 A fresh, ripe fig, green or black, is a feast for taste buds. It's all edible, skin, seeds, and all. Leave the stalk though. I wouldn't say crunchy as it's more like eating a plum with a thicker, sweet skin.
Posted by: Ciampino -- midget farts are close to the dwarf at June 07, 2023 10:18 AM (qfLjt)

And a great source of dietary fiber!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:24 AM (u5TOl)

259 Nurse, get yourself a giant centipede. That’ll take care of the spider.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:24 AM (QcZmm)

260 With Licht being fired, does that mean some/all of the shitbirds he fired are going to return?
_______

Nah. They'll make new shitbirds.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:24 AM (lf83v)

261 Hat making must've been a pretty good business...except for the mercury.

Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

262 Legendary Director John Carpenter Threatens to Direct Sequel to “The Thing” Starring Kurt Russell

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Ghost of Kurt Russell v. Frozen Space Thingy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)

263 #234 Just went to turn off the sprinkler, Kris, and decided I won't be going grocery-shopping this morning after all! [cough; cough]

I can't smell it inside the house though.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

264 Legendary Director John Carpenter Threatens to Direct Sequel to “The Thing” Starring Kurt Russell
__________

And Goldy Hawn will play The Thing. Sans makeup.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:26 AM (lf83v)

265 142 I was thinking of a bit where you ask a great artist to do some pedestrian painting. 'Yes, Mr ... is it Michelangelo? Well, Mike, I need you to paint the walls in the bathroom...'

But Michelangelo would have done something that would have had the bathroom a masterpiece, preserved for the ages.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 07, 2023 09:53 AM (/xaUq)
----
You are aware of the Michelangelo skit by Monty Python?
https://shorturl.at/lEFHN

Posted by: Ciampino --- midget farts are close to the dwarf at June 07, 2023 10:26 AM (qfLjt)

266 In a better time there would be bloodshed over elected Democrats flat out lying to the public.

@Tom Fitton

EXCLUSIVE: Bill Barr Confirms Rep. Jamie Raskin Lied About Biden Family Corruption Investigation
“'A trusted confidential human source obtained information from a foreign national who claimed to have bribed then-Vice President Biden,' Comer told The Federalist. So the CHS didn’t just pass on information from some random third party: He spoke directly with the individual who claimed to have bribed Biden."

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)

267 Greg Price @greg_price11
A teacher in the Glendale School District in California, where the violent protests went on earlier between Antifa and Armenians over pride month, went on an absolutely batshit insane rant during the school board meeting:

"I deal with a lot of the trauma of LGBT youth related to the hetero-normative, Judeo-Christian, patriarchal, imperialist, capitalist system that oppresses them."

"Armenians talk about the genocide but they received SSI but they don’t want to talk about the indigenous genocide in 1850, and the lack of reparations for indigenous and black people in this country."

"95% of kids will know they're trans when they are 3, 4, or 5 years old."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)

268 You are aware of the Michelangelo skit by Monty Python?

Posted by: Ciampino --- midget farts are close to the dwarf at June 07, 2023 10:26 AM (qfLjt)

The Animaniacs one is good too.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (OyyDO)

269 In New York State we can't have gas stoves because it affects air quality.

But Justin Trudeau can affect our air quality. That's OK.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (lf83v)

270 Fire smoke still present here in Alberta, but not too bad today, so far. Many of these fires have been arson, most likely by eco-terrorists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:29 AM (u5TOl)

271 I've lived in Texas all my life and just looking at those women in the slipcovers made me start sweating. I can't imagine how hot all of that covering would be.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 07, 2023 10:29 AM (fTtFy)

272 You are aware of the Michelangelo skit by Monty Python?
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You don't want an artist, mate. You want a photographer!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)

273 Men make the best women.

Posted by: Corporal Max Klinger at June 07, 2023 10:29 AM (qxqry)

274 A kid with a 5 o'clock shadow.

Posted by: Corona at June 07, 2023 10:30 AM (nakGR)

275 Anne Frank-Impersonating Drag Queen/Trans Activist Arrested for Murder

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Is there nothing she can't do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:30 AM (FVME7)

276 Smoke very heavy here in the Capital District near Albany. Worse than outlying areas. Like an atmospheric inversion in the Mohawk Valley.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:30 AM (lf83v)

277 Have we given another billion to Ukraine yet today?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 10:30 AM (5EnGD)

278 Is there Smoke On The Water?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 10:31 AM (4I/2K)

279 Simplicius76 has his usual thorough analysis of the Dam up. He goes through all the options and tentatively settles on a "semi-natural" failure: UKR prior bombing damage and intentional UKR caused increased water level eventually broke the dam.

To me, this seems the only way to explain what happened without getting into SDAM territory ans SBS activity.

Simplicus76.substack.com

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (kHyhZ)

280 All of these air-quality comments and not one about Swalwell and/or Nadler and/or Biden?

It’s like I don’t know you people anymore..,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (QcZmm)

281 Is there Smoke On The Water?
________

Soon.

Posted by: Some Stupid With A Flare Gun at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (lf83v)

282 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 16h
Unemployed Guy's Basement Selfie Video Crushes Fox News In Primetime Ratings
https://buff.ly/3naxmAR

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)

283 Alternate title:

"Tuileries Rave 1892"

I saw Scott Joplin open for John Philip Sousa.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (fb7jX)

284 So what's Sam Brinton wearing today?

Posted by: I'm sure it's FABULOUS at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (qxqry)

285 CNN has fired Chris Licht, per newsmax

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 10:33 AM (nXhwP)

286 An Oregon mayor has been left shocked after finding a dead raccoon and a sign with 'racially hateful' language that mentioned the city's first-ever black councilor outside his law office.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at June 07, 2023 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

287 "95% of kids will know they're trans when they are 3, 4, or 5 years old."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)

And "this" thing is what is teaching Our kids... God help Us.. Though I'm not sure we deserve his help

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 10:33 AM (bs+z0)

288 Sam Brinton’s wearing his flammagenitus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:34 AM (QcZmm)

289 End Wokeness @EndWokeness · 10h
34M views in 6 hours for Tucker Carlson’s first episode on Twitter

177 million views for “What Is A Woman?” documentary on Twitter

Meanwhile… Fox, CNN, and MSNBC can’t break 2 million on primetime

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:34 AM (Vwz3I)

290 NY Post A gay couple said they were banned from buying a Pride-themed onesie at a Florida Target for their infant son because employees said the outfit should have been pulled from the shelves.

All I can do is shake my head in amazement. First everybody had to put up with gay shit in Target. Now, the gays can't buy gay shit in Target. Pride Month is ruined.

https://tinyurl.com/m3j49caf

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 10:34 AM (a175k)

291 So what's Sam Brinton wearing today?

Posted by: I'm sure it's FABULOUS at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (qxqry)

Something old
Something new
Something stolen
Something blue

Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM (AwYPR)

292 CNN has fired Chris Licht, per newsmax
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 10:33 AM (nXhwP)

------------

Does anybody else know about this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM (s12c9)

293 240 And the crowd goes mild! Nancy Pelosi tosses the first pitch at the Washington Nationals Pride night in front of a crowd of about 15 people

-
Is there nothing she can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Can't get Paul to stop banging gay guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (RnmtJ)
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Is there video of the toss?
About Paul, banging with a hammer I presume?

Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the dwarfs at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM (qfLjt)

294 An Oregon mayor has been left shocked after finding a dead raccoon and a sign with 'racially hateful' language that mentioned the city's first-ever black councilor outside his law office.
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at June 07, 2023 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

Ho hum. Another fake "race crime".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM (u5TOl)

295 I think Bugs Bunny did Marriage of Figaro more than Carmen

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM (ouTlx)

296 "I deal with a lot of the trauma of LGBT youth related to the hetero-normative, Judeo-Christian, patriarchal, imperialist, capitalist system that oppresses them."

"Armenians talk about the genocide but they received SSI but they don’t want to talk about the indigenous genocide in 1850, and the lack of reparations for indigenous and black people in this country."

"95% of kids will know they're trans when they are 3, 4, or 5 years old."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)
++++
Teachers are the real heroes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM (DU+/6)

297 Does anyone have KT's email address? I found a good image for the Saturday Coffee post and want to send it.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (AiZBA)

298 You are aware of the Michelangelo skit by Monty Python?

Posted by: Ciampino --- midget farts are close to the dwarf at June 07, 2023 10:26 AM (qfLjt)

The Animaniacs one is good too.
Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (OyyDO)

that one is awesome. Animaniacs had some great bits.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (nXhwP)

299 So what's Elizabeth Holmes wearing today?

Posted by: It's not a black turtleneck at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (qxqry)

300 >>And "this" thing is what is teaching Our kids... God help Us.. Though I'm not sure we deserve his help

Sure we do. It's not like this is the first time we have been faced with evil, history is pretty full of it. This is exactly the time we need His help.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (ZLI7S)

301 Yesterday, globalists at the European Union and World Health Organization unveiled a “landmark digital health partnership” to “facilitate global mobility and protect citizens across the world from on-going and future health threats.”

so, now Joe Biden will require all immigrants to have a "digital passport" to enter the country ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

302 Is there Smoke On The Water?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 10:31 AM (4I/2K)
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A fire in the sky, maybe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 07, 2023 10:37 AM (fxrF8)

303 286 An Oregon mayor has been left shocked after finding a dead raccoon and a sign with 'racially hateful' language that mentioned the city's first-ever black councilor outside his law office.

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The racially-hateful syntax was poor but the raccoon still gets gets some credit for just keeping up with local events.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:37 AM (s12c9)

304 293 240 And the crowd goes mild! Nancy Pelosi tosses the first pitch at the Washington Nationals Pride night in front of a crowd of about 15 people

-
Is there nothing she can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Can't get Paul to stop banging gay guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 10:17 AM (RnmtJ)
----
Is there video of the toss?
About Paul, banging with a hammer I presume?
Posted by: Ciampino

TBF, the Nationals are terrible. They make the Pirates look like WS contenders. They're better than the 'A's though, who ripped the Pirates last night in a joke of a game. Baseball is weird.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:37 AM (LUyqH)

305 Berthe Morisot...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 07, 2023 09:57 AM (GzDfN)

Musee Marmottan Monet has some photos of her wedding...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 10:37 AM (ZCCyW)

306 so, now Joe Biden will require all immigrants to have a "digital passport" to enter the country ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 10:37 AM (RHGPo

No... Just American Citizens

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 10:37 AM (bs+z0)

307 So what's Elizabeth Holmes wearing today?

Posted by: It's not a black turtleneck at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (qxqry)

stripes?

Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (AwYPR)

308 "95% of kids will know they're trans when they are 3, 4, or 5 years old."
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100% of people who say this are supporters of or are themselves pedophiles.

There is no other reason to think 3, 4 or 5 year old are thinking in any sort of sexual manner unless you are a pedophile-- they all excuse their molestation and abuse by rationalizing the child wants it.

They are forcing the public to accept minors can make these decisions because then they can de-criminalize their lust and depravity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (5EnGD)

309 anyone have KT's email address? I found a good image for the Saturday Coffee post and want to send it.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

ktinthegarden

at the gmale

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (iayUP)

310 Anne Frank-Impersonating Drag Queen/Trans Activist Arrested for Murder

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It seems she murdered her father.

https://tinyurl.com/u2bwrpt9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

311 "95% of kids will know they're trans when they are 3, 4, or 5 years old."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)

---------

"Why are we killing millions of transgenders in the womb every year? And you people mock the current trans genocide going on!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (bqjxX)

312 299 So what's Elizabeth Holmes wearing today?
Posted by: It's not a black turtleneck at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (qxqry)

Bet that deep husky voice will win her many friends in the pokey.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 07, 2023 10:39 AM (NG5jJ)

313 Why does baby in the red sash have a Hitler mustache?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 09:39
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Glad I check the comments before posting. My thought, too.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 07, 2023 10:39 AM (ViCCR)

314 CNN has fired Chris Licht, per newsmax
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 10:33 AM (nXhwP)
------------
Does anybody else know about this?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM (s12c9)

in my defense, i didn't read the content (but i'm over 100 comments) or the comments

AND

I just got out of a 2 hour teams meeting with europe where the ONLY good news was it was teams so i couldn't physically beat everyone with the cricket bat i have on my desk...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 10:39 AM (nXhwP)

315 ktinthegarden

at the gmale
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (iayUP)

Gracias.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 07, 2023 10:39 AM (AiZBA)

316 Bet that deep husky voice will win her many friends in the pokey.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 07, 2023 10:39 AM (NG5jJ)

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I thought the pokey was where they kept the male offenders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2023 10:40 AM (s12c9)

317 J is in MA and says he can smell it pretty badly.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:21 AM

Yup.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 10:40 AM (5sOEG)

318 281 Is there Smoke On The Water?
________

Soon.

Posted by: Some Stupid With A Flare Gun at June 07, 2023 10:32 AM (lf83v)
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Smoke in your eyes?

Posted by: Ciampino - midget farts are close to the dwarfs at June 07, 2023 10:40 AM (qfLjt)

319 that one is awesome. Animaniacs had some great bits.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (nXhwP)
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I bought the complete DVD set of Animaniacs recently. I was amazed at how well its humor holds up today.

Also, many of the sketches could NOT be done today, which was an added bonus.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (YIVH2)

320 Does anyone have KT's email address? I found a good image for the Saturday Coffee post and want to send it.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (AiZBA)

Mis Hum does the coffee thread on Saturdays.
His email is at the bottom of this post:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/404736.php#404736

Posted by: Doof at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (StUJj)

321 Musee Marmottan Monet

I never knew that Monet kept marmots, much less that he erected a museum in their honor.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (QcZmm)

322 307 So what's Elizabeth Holmes wearing today?

Posted by: It's not a black turtleneck at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (qxqry)

stripes?
Posted by: BignJames

Ackshually it's khakis, but yeah... for at least the next ten years.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (qxqry)

323 Alternate Title:

"Where's Waldeaux?"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (fb7jX)

324 Does anybody else know about this?
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I don't know -- I'm too busy reading all of the Sam Licht news!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:42 AM (Vwz3I)

325 310 Anne Frank-Impersonating Drag Queen/Trans Activist Arrested for Murder

-
It seems she murdered her father.

https://tinyurl.com/u2bwrpt9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Mistakes were made and shx is sorry. She can rehab at the DoE as there is an opening there now. The previous persxn had to resign for 'reasons'.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsyltucky at June 07, 2023 10:42 AM (LUyqH)

326 I found a good image for the Saturday Coffee post and want to send it.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 07, 2023 10:36 AM (AiZBA)

KT doesn't do the coffee post.

MisHum does it...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 10:42 AM (ZCCyW)

327 I would like to take a moment and thank Canada for stinking up all of New England.

Well done. I'm sure their fire service teams are dei compliant so they got that going for them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 07, 2023 10:42 AM (NG5jJ)

328 This painting reminds me of that Star Trek where there was that planet that was over populated so they kidnapped Kirk and made him infect the President's daughter with deadly Space Cooties so they could wipe out a good chunk of their citizenry.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:43 AM (iayUP)

329 "I deal with a lot of the trauma of LGBT youth related to the hetero-normative, Judeo-Christian, patriarchal, imperialist, capitalist system that oppresses them."

"Armenians talk about the genocide but they received SSI but they don’t want to talk about the indigenous genocide in 1850, and the lack of reparations for indigenous and black people in this country."

"95% of kids will know they're trans when they are 3, 4, or 5 years old."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)
++++
Teachers are the real heroes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 10:35 AM

That's a funny way to spell "kill it with fire".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 10:43 AM (5sOEG)

330 "95% of kids will know they're trans when they are 3, 4, or 5 years old."
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100% of people who say this are supporters of or are themselves pedophiles.

There is no other reason to think 3, 4 or 5 year old are thinking in any sort of sexual manner unless you are a pedophile-- they all excuse their molestation and abuse by rationalizing the child wants it.

They are forcing the public to accept minors can make these decisions because then they can de-criminalize their lust and depravity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (5EnGD)

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Absolutely. Well-said, PHV.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 10:43 AM (bqjxX)

331 I never knew that Monet kept marmots, much less that he erected a museum in their honor.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (QcZmm)
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Hey, man, nice marmot.

Posted by: The Dude, more stoned than usual at June 07, 2023 10:43 AM (fxrF8)

332 J is in MA and says he can smell it pretty badly.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 10:21 AM (ZdaMQ)

Oh, sorry about that. Please excuse me, had tacos for dinner last night.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (lioXr)

333 328 This painting reminds me of that Star Trek where there was that planet that was over populated so they kidnapped Kirk and made him infect the President's daughter with deadly Space Cooties so they could wipe out a good chunk of their citizenry.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:43 AM (iayUP)

Hmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Fauxi scratching his chin at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (NG5jJ)

334 267
"I deal with a lot of the trauma of LGBT youth related to the hetero-normative, Judeo-Christian, patriarchal, imperialist, capitalist system that oppresses them."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)
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That reminds me so much of the Monty Python skit where Karl Marx, Mao, etc. are on a quiz show.

Posted by: Ciampino - will a Smurf do in place of a gnome? at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (qfLjt)

335 310 Anne Frank-Impersonating Drag Queen/Trans Activist Arrested for Murder

-
It seems she murdered her father.

https://tinyurl.com/u2bwrpt9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
::

Hey, that's my move.

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (qxqry)

336 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
"Tucker on Twitter" is how @TuckerCarlson's video is branded. Notice his right hand in the wide shot: He's using a TelePrompTer controller to run the prompter himself
. . . .
There are two kinds of people on Twitter: Those who believe the "view counts" especially around alleged video streams, and those who know better.

-
Jealous much, Bri Bri?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)

337 I never knew that Monet kept marmots, much less that he erected a museum in their honor.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (QcZmm)
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Hey, man, nice marmot.
Posted by: The Dude, more stoned than usual at June 07, 2023 10:43 AM (fxrF

Thank you, I just had it stuffed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (4I/2K)

338 Here in the Hudson Valley the sky is a yellow haze. You can smell the burning wood and you actually feel your lungs being irritated. Reason #45 why Trudeau is an ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 10:45 AM (OhpJy)

339 Who could believe a tranny would have daddy issues??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:45 AM (Vwz3I)

340 It seems she murdered her father.

https://tinyurl.com/u2bwrpt9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)

Kill it with fire.

First it murdered its father's son; then it murdered its father.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:45 AM (u5TOl)

341 Sam Brinton’s wearing his flammagenitus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023

***
That sounds like something you'd need a prescription ointment for.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 10:45 AM (J2vNu)

342 I bought the complete DVD set of Animaniacs recently. I was amazed at how well its humor holds up today.

Also, many of the sketches could NOT be done today, which was an added bonus.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (YIVH2)

My favorite episode is the MTV spoof with the music videos. To this day, I can't listen to "Istanbul" by They Might Be Giants without thinking of that sketch. Also, Fuddonna. LOL.

Posted by: Kris at June 07, 2023 10:45 AM (OyyDO)

343 alleged video streams

Thanks for confirming you have no idea what the word "alleged" means, Tater.

Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2023 10:46 AM (ivvNA)

344 In a garden davida i'd hit em all.

Posted by: safristi at June 07, 2023 10:46 AM (FSBXk)

345 It probably doesn't mean anything, but I dreamed Larry King died.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:46 AM (iayUP)

346 Is there Smoke On The Water?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 10:31 AM (4I/2K)
-----
A fire in the sky, maybe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Flies in the buttermilk ?

Posted by: JT at June 07, 2023 10:46 AM (T4tVD)

347 331 I never knew that Monet kept marmots, much less that he erected a museum in their honor.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (QcZmm)
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Hey, man, nice marmot.

Posted by: The Dude, more stoned than usual at June 07, 2023 10:43 AM (fxrF

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Is that like a beaver? (snigger)

Posted by: Ciampino -- will a Smurf do in place of a gnome? at June 07, 2023 10:46 AM (qfLjt)

348 Sing, Rittle Birdie, Sing

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:47 AM (Vwz3I)

349 328 This painting reminds me of that Star Trek where there was that planet that was over populated so they kidnapped Kirk and made him infect the President's daughter with deadly Space Cooties so they could wipe out a good chunk of their citizenry.
Posted by: fd

(creepy smile). Utopia is at hand, citizens. Now eat your bugs, get in your pods. (creepy smile)

Posted by: Klaus Schwab, for the Greater Good at June 07, 2023 10:47 AM (LUyqH)

350 God-cursed chimptato hybrid.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 07, 2023 10:48 AM (fxrF8)

351 Well done. I'm sure their fire service teams are dei compliant so they got that going for them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 07, 2023 10:42 AM (NG5jJ)

Apparently the fires in Nova Scotia are being investigated as arson.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:48 AM (u5TOl)

352 Hey horde. Still busy with my remodel. Today it's flooring prep, yea!
So One of the lead's is that a pride flag was burned in AZ. Gasp! Oh well. Free speech. Yea it was taken from city hall so vandalism I guess. But let the pearl clutching begin. Had it been an American flag they wouldn't say a word. This is national freaking news though! Hate crime! Fuck these people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2023 10:48 AM (GwxCX)

353 Musee Marmottan Monet
*
I never knew that Monet kept marmots, much less that he erected a museum in their honor.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023

***
Marmots? *Those* parvenus!

Posted by: Punxatawney Phil at June 07, 2023 10:48 AM (J2vNu)

354 Gee, no kidding? What did people think Trump took, the White House daily menu?

@DC_Draino

🚨BREAKING🚨

Signed letter from President Trump on Jan 19, 2021, the day before he left office, declassifying “Crossfire Hurricane” docs showing Obama, Biden, the CIA, DOJ, and FBI spied on him

Now you know why they raided Mar a Lago

To steal back evidence of their crimes

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 10:48 AM (ZLI7S)

355 I bet they don’t have many wildfires in Nunavut.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:49 AM (QcZmm)

356 336 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
"Tucker on Twitter" is how @TuckerCarlson's video is branded. Notice his right hand in the wide shot: He's using a TelePrompTer controller to run the prompter himself
. . . .
There are two kinds of people on Twitter: Those who believe the "view counts" especially around alleged video streams, and those who know better.

-
Jealous much, Bri Bri?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Yo!

Posted by: Brian Stelter, sex machine at June 07, 2023 10:49 AM (LUyqH)

357 BTW Top hat guy on the right with the khaki pants is definitely fanning a fart.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2023 10:49 AM (GwxCX)

358 We had that kind of smoke a couple of years ago, the fires south of Portland and on the Oregon coast. Air quality was like 500+. It really helped to have two Austin Air filters in the house.

I have a FB friend in Halifax. They evacuated for awhile, but I think they are making progress.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 07, 2023 10:49 AM (ouTlx)

359 Thanks

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 07, 2023 10:50 AM (AiZBA)

360 There are two kinds of people on Twitter: Those who believe the "view counts" especially around alleged video streams, and those who know better.

-
Jealous much, Bri Bri?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)

Just like the millions of people who go through airports every day "watch" the CNN telescreens, right, Tater?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 10:50 AM (u5TOl)

361 323 Alternate Title:

"Where's Waldeaux?"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 10:41 AM (fb7jX)
----
In Bordeaux ...... sorry, I thought you were asking.

Posted by: Ciampino - French anthem: White Flag by Dido at June 07, 2023 10:50 AM (qfLjt)

362 >>> 34M views in 6 hours for Tucker Carlson’s first episode on Twitter

Choice quote from the first ep: "The aroma of death has aroused Lindsay Graham."

Ugh, I have to go throw up now. Tucker is such a troll! Glad he's on our side.

Posted by: LizLem at June 07, 2023 10:51 AM (+mkOR)

363 This painting reminds me of that Star Trek where there was that planet that was over populated so they kidnapped Kirk and made him infect the President's daughter with deadly Space Cooties so they could wipe out a good chunk of their citizenry.
------------
And that reminds me of the ST: Enterprise where the alien doctor condemns a race of people to death in some weird version of Darwinian Survival of the Fittest because they're not advanced enough to cure their genetic disease so that the 85 I.Q. race will have a chance to dominate the planet after another 20,000 years of evolution because no killer disease/genetic disease will ever wipe them out in the meantime.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:52 AM (Vwz3I)

364 336 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
"Tucker on Twitter" is how @TuckerCarlson's video is branded. Notice his right hand in the wide shot: He's using a TelePrompTer controller to run the prompter himself
. . . .
There are two kinds of people on Twitter: Those who believe the "view counts" especially around alleged video streams, and those who know better.

-
Jealous much, Bri Bri?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)

+++

No, Brian I did not notice his hand on the teleprompter. You have eagle eyes! Thanks for pointing this startling development. I will never, ever look at Tucker's Twitter feed again. This is preposterous!

Posted by: washrivergal at June 07, 2023 10:52 AM (r2Mtq)

365 357 BTW Top hat guy on the right with the khaki pants is definitely fanning a fart.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2023 10:49 AM (GwxCX)
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Khaki pants? Probably a FEEB/Proud Boy.

Posted by: Ciampino -- French anthem: White Flag by Dido at June 07, 2023 10:52 AM (qfLjt)

366 Well, at least Waldeaux’s not in Bardot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:53 AM (QcZmm)

367 The marmots in CO get used to base camp areas. They love the salt on pack straps from people's sweat. One dude had to go back down with one pack strap. They also love to chew on your boots. Nasty critters.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2023 10:53 AM (GwxCX)

368 "Signed letter from President Trump on Jan 19, 2021, the day before he left office, declassifying “Crossfire Hurricane” docs showing Obama, Biden, the CIA, DOJ, and FBI spied on him"

Well he waited way too fking long to do it.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 10:54 AM (iayUP)

369 Well, at least Waldeaux’s not in Bardot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:53 AM (QcZmm)
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Or waiting for Godot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 07, 2023 10:54 AM (fxrF8)

370 Jealous much, Bri Bri?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)

---------

Scratch a Lefty and underneath you find a self-hating green-eyed monster. Every. Single. Time.

And in many ways, this too explains Trump Derangement Syndrome ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 10:54 AM (bqjxX)

371 And a great source of dietary fiber!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at

And compared to lady bits in Lady Chatterly's Lover.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 07, 2023 10:55 AM (eGTCV)

372 Is there Smoke On The Water?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 10:31 AM (4I/2K)
-----
A fire in the sky, maybe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Flies in the buttermilk ?
Posted by: JT at June 07, 2023 10:46 AM

Chicken in the bread pan?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 10:55 AM (5sOEG)

373 Missed the morning Thread... good morning, horde.
“I know you’ve heard me say this to a point where you may be tired of hearing me say it, we still don’t have a law in the federal books against domestic terrorism, and that deprives law enforcement of the ability to get out ahead of violence,” Figliuzzi said

Excuse me for interjecting, but its not law enforcement's job to get out ahead. That would conflict with the little thing like innocence being presumed.
Enforcement of the law can be a deterrence of other's breaking the law, but that is not what this idiot is saying.

Posted by: Inogame at June 07, 2023 10:56 AM (53oGX)

374 It's finally raining!
Unfortunately, this means I didn't get to walk this morning. Not a problem, we needed the rain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2023 10:56 AM (Wy1BU)

375 Before the fig conversation completely ends... fresh mini figs on crackers, with a soft cheese like Brie, is delectable. Lovely sweet, salty, savory blend.

Posted by: LizLem at June 07, 2023 10:56 AM (+mkOR)

376
Sam Brinton’s wearing his flammagenitus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 10:34 AM

Such a great (and actual) word to discover in Pride Month.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 10:57 AM (enJYY)

377 *Chicken in the bread pan?*

Turkey in the straw?

Posted by: Which originally meant something naughty at June 07, 2023 10:57 AM (qxqry)

378 A shitty way to go.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW: Nearly 200 passengers aboard Celebrity Cruise ship from New Jersey to Bermuda suffered 'explosive diarrhea' due to norovirus outbreak, Daily Mail reports

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:57 AM (Vwz3I)

379 What no spray cheese on a Ritz?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2023 10:58 AM (GwxCX)

380 Before the fig conversation completely ends... fresh mini figs on crackers, with a soft cheese like Brie, is delectable. Lovely sweet, salty, savory blend.
Posted by: LizLem at June 07, 2023 10:56 AM

Fresh figs with blue cheese, toasted walnuts and a little drizzle of honey is a sublime dessert. Serve with a little Port or Madeira...Mmmm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 10:58 AM (5sOEG)

381 NEW: Nearly 200 passengers aboard Celebrity Cruise ship from New Jersey to Bermuda suffered 'explosive diarrhea' due to norovirus outbreak, Daily Mail reports
________

Obviously, the Leg Press Competition was cancelled.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2023 10:59 AM (lf83v)

382 Tuileries? Yeah, I can envision since it's France everyone sitting paid a couple sous for the privilege.

In other news, Chris Licht failed to fire enough of CNN fast enough to keep them terrorized and it looks he's been canned.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (8erNz)

383 NEW: Nearly 200 passengers aboard Celebrity Cruise ship from New Jersey to Bermuda suffered 'explosive diarrhea' due to norovirus outbreak, Daily Mail reports
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023

***
Not a phrase you want to hear about your vacation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

384 Before the fig conversation completely ends... fresh mini figs on crackers, with a soft cheese like Brie, is delectable. Lovely sweet, salty, savory blend.
Posted by: LizLem at June 07, 2023 10:56 AM (+mkOR)

So, Fig Newtons with Cheez-Whiz. Got it!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (fb7jX)

385 Why does that child in the red and white dress have facial hair?

Children couldn't afford razors back then.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (Bd6X8)

386 Fresh figs with blue cheese, toasted walnuts and a little drizzle of honey is a sublime dessert. Serve with a little Port or Madeira...Mmmm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 10:58 AM (5sOEG)

Use the figs to make a sticky toffee pudding if you want sublime!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (ZCCyW)

387 *'explosive diarrhea'*

During PRIDE month?

Posted by: *gasp!* at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (qxqry)

388 NEW: Nearly 200 passengers aboard Celebrity Cruise ship from New Jersey to Bermuda suffered 'explosive diarrhea' due to norovirus outbreak, Daily Mail reports
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:57 AM (Vwz3I)

Noro, ro, ro your boat, explosively down the stream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (u5TOl)

389 >>> 34M views in 6 hours for Tucker Carlson’s first episode on Twitter

Choice quote from the first ep: "The aroma of death has aroused Lindsay Graham."

Ugh, I have to go throw up now. Tucker is such a troll! Glad he's on our side.

Posted by: LizLem at June 07, 2023 10:51 AM (+mkOR)

--------

He also made a crack about what makes z
Zelenskyy so "attractive" to Lindsay ... or something like that, making me snort.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (njYej)

390 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW: Nearly 200 passengers aboard Celebrity Cruise ship from New Jersey to Bermuda suffered 'explosive diarrhea' due to norovirus outbreak, Daily Mail reports
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 10:57 AM (Vwz3I)
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You do *not* want to be on a cruise ship when dysentary breaks out!

Posted by: Mike LaFontaine at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (fxrF8)

391 I'm hearing through grapevines (cue California raisins) that universities are "Preparing for the U.S. Supreme Court Affirmative Action ruling to come down". Is this like roe v Wade, there are hints the court will strike it down so they are preparing for changes? Or is this unneeded hysteria?

Posted by: LizLem at June 07, 2023 11:01 AM (+mkOR)

392 Noodus mannicus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

393 *'explosive diarrhea'*

During PRIDE month?
Posted by: *gasp!* at June 07, 2023 11:00 AM (qxqry)

it's the gay's that time of the month...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 11:01 AM (nXhwP)

394 381 NEW: Nearly 200 passengers aboard Celebrity Cruise ship from New Jersey to Bermuda suffered 'explosive diarrhea' due to norovirus outbreak, Daily Mail reports

Filipino cabin stewards hardest hit.

Perfect Daily Mail story...

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 11:01 AM (8erNz)

395 Rant is up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 11:02 AM (QcZmm)

396 It's finally raining!
Unfortunately, this means I didn't get to walk this morning. Not a problem, we needed the rain.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Not here it ain't !

Posted by: JT at June 07, 2023 11:03 AM (T4tVD)

397 For those that might see some MFM bullshit spin about Spain having its hottest spring on record, and second driest, here's what's hidden in an AFP report...

"At the time, AEMET said it was Spain’s driest and hottest April since records began in 1961." [I recall the report about Japan's hottest May had records at least going back to the 1890s but 1961!!??]

"The average temperature was “14.2 degrees Celsius (57.5 degrees Fahrenheit), which was 1.8C hotter” than normal, the agency said." [It's been 12C - 14C overnight in Toronto lately and believe me it's not freaking hot! And 1997 was the previous "record".]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 11:09 AM (Vwz3I)

398 Ӏ ɑll the time emailed this webpɑge post pagе to all my friends, as if like to read it
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