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THE MORNING RANT: Happy Pride Month Fidelity Month; and other Buck Shots

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*****

Happy “Fidelity Month”

It’s “Pride Month.” Just about every corporate logo will be given the multi-color treatment* and corporate employees will find themselves compelled to celebrate all the lifestyles in that flag of many colors and chevrons.

(*For some reason, major corporations remain defiantly homophobic and transphobic in Muslim-majority countries, choosing not to use Pride Month logos in those countries, nor compelling the employees there to celebrate “Pride.”

Auron MacIntyre calls Pride Month, “American Ramadan.” That’s perfect.

Please “celebrate” responsibly.

I have gay family members whom I love, and I have no malice toward anyone who is not heterosexual, so long as they live their lives as they see fit and leave others alone, especially children.

But I don’t “celebrate” anyone’s religion, ethnicity, sexual identity, or passions. Nor have I demanded they celebrate mine.

But I will celebrate Fidelity. I am following Robert P. George’s suggestion and choosing to celebrate FIDELITY MONTH in June.

Please feel free to join me in celebrating fidelity to:

• God
• Spouses
• Families
• Our country
• Our communities


Fidelity Month - Robert George.JPG


I will celebrate each and every one of you that lives a life of fidelity in this manner.

*****

Speaking of Auron MacIntyre

If someone asks what Democrats are doing about the border or crime, the premise of the question is wrong. The question should be, “Why are Democrats inflicting these pathologies on the country?”

Mr. MacIntyre succinctly explains a lot in this brief tweet.

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*****

Communists Incentivize That Which They Try to Prohibit

Leftists have a strange habit of passing laws that incentivize the opposite of what they are trying to accomplish. For instance, here in America, Corporate Average Fuel Economy regulations killed off compact wagons and trucks, pushing people instead into larger, less fuel-efficient trucks and SUVs.

A new law went into effect this month in France, banning air travel on routes for which a train can get a traveler to the same destination in 2.5 hours or less.

France Has Banned Short-Haul Domestic Flights [CBS – 5/24/2023]

The practical effect is that some domestic flights from close-in Orly airport (on the south side of Paris) are now banned, while still allowed from Charles de Gaulle airport (“CDG” on the northern outskirts of town. One such route is to Bordeaux, so if you are in central Paris, you must burn the extra carbon to get out to CDG so you can catch a non-stop flight.

Even more nonsensical, you can still fly to a prohibited city so long as you take a convoluted route and change planes along the way, again burning more carbon.

For example, the direct route from Paris to Lyon in eastern France, capital of gastronomy and a business hub, used to take under an hour from Orly. That route has been canceled as it was considered wasteful. You can still fly from Orly to Lyon — but you have to fly via Nice, in the south, changing planes to hop back up to Lyon, for a flight time of three hours, 15 minutes.

By the way, I do not care that more carbon will be emitted in France’s efforts to reduce carbon emissions, but I do marvel at how consistently the eco-communists worsen the “problems” they are trying to solve.

*****

Elon Musk Paraphrases “Mannix’s Razor”

We’ve had some fun discussions about various “razors” in Morning Rants, discussing the famous ones and proposing some of our own.

As an alternative to Hanlon’s Razor, (“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”) our own Joe Mannix came up with a razor, that is both spot on, and also typical of his acerbic wit.

Mannix’s Razor: ”Never assume that malice and incompetence are mutually exclusive.”

Elon Musk has now come up with a variation of this. Perhaps we should call this:

Musk’s Corollary to Mannix’s Razor: "Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage."


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*****

You Are the Carbon They Are Trying to Eliminate

Irish Independent - Cows Culled.JPG


Revealed: €600m Budget Needed to Meet Climate Goals

Up to 65,000 dairy cows may have to be removed from the national herd every year for three years at a cost of €200m if the farming sector is to meet its climate targets.

Having an agricultural sector that can keep its citizens fed is clearly no longer a “target” or a “goal” of the climate communists who have seized western governments and are ratcheting up their anti-civilizational agenda.

I’ll keep saying this, because it’s true…the Mission Statement of the leaders of the climate cult is, “Some of you will have to die, and that is a sacrifice we’re willing to make.”

*****

Songs of the Season

Rainbows are such a beautiful natural phenomenon. They have enchanted, inspired, and puzzled humans for as long as we’ve trod this Earth.

The word “rainbow” will be spoken a lot this month, but I refuse to participate in its hijacked meaning. Rainbows have nothing to do with bedroom behaviors, and everything to do with the natural splendor of God’s creation.

I still gaze in awe when I see a rainbow, and I understand why it has served as a muse for so many writers and poets.

Here is a simple and beautiful duet of Somewhere Over the Rainbow performed by The Light Parade.

Wishing you all a safe and blessed Fidelity Month.

buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 Sponge

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 01, 2023 08:46 PM (LvTSG)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 11:01 AM (T4tVD)

3 Concerning "Pride Month" and all related phenomena: Mark Steyn has called our yielding to such things "societal Stockholm Syndrome." He is quite correct.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 02, 2023 11:01 AM (Nmmyc)

4 It was pride that changed Angels into Demons.

- St. Augustine

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 11:02 AM (vg8N1)

5 Pedo Pride Month

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 11:02 AM (iayUP)

6 This 29 year old was charged because he brought a gun to a knife fight.

https://tinyurl.com/4jyus3ax

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:03 AM (FVME7)

7 Chip Roy backs off threat to ‘vacate’ McCarthy…

Another limp dicked Texas charlatan.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:04 AM (to8pj)

8 Sponge
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 01, 2023

"It gets late early around here"

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 11:04 AM (T4tVD)

9 It can be lunch time
At first as usual expected this to be a Eff Bee Eye sting operation

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 11:04 AM (Z0Jmx)

10 What I will be celebrating in June:

Wedding anniversary.
Baby bro's birthday.
Flag Day.
Army's birthday.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 02, 2023 11:04 AM (QRQYs)

11 I bet you could stand in the Capitol Building and sing "Over the Rainbow", no problem.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 11:04 AM (iayUP)

12 Quick glance through job postings on Linked in today and I saw plenty of rainbow corporate logos, but not as many as in previous years I think. I think a few companies have backed off. I know Exxon banned the pride flag from its campus last year.

Posted by: brak at June 02, 2023 11:05 AM (3BMQI)

13 65,000 dairy cows may have to be removed from the national herd every year

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Where's PETA?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:05 AM (FVME7)

14 Up to 65,000 dairy cows may have to be removed from the national herd every year for three years at a cost of €200m if the farming sector is to meet its climate targets.


Who set the "targets"?

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 11:05 AM (AwYPR)

15 That guy has a neck beard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (ppL7t)

16 Blade's Razor is similar to Mannix:

"Assume that malice accompanies incompetence."

And my all-time fav go-to:

"Fuck off."

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (iFTx/)

17 I thought fidelitry was the practice of Cuban-style communism.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (991eG)

18 Environmentalism is bad for the environment. Always has been; always will be.

Posted by: Bamanarama at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (uH1aC)

19 Who set the "targets"?
---------------
The guys with the guns.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (ppL7t)

20 Warai-otoko's Razor: Never attribute to stupidity the actions of a group that can adequately be attributed to malice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (9UlRk)

21 Rainbow vomit all month long!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (BXf0+)

22 65,000 dairy cows may have to be removed from the national herd every year

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:05 AM (FVME7)

Should be good prices on hamburger/stew beef.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (AwYPR)

23 Eating has always been highly overrated

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (hh7Ed)

24 200,000 cows may need to be culled...

Bah, I'm not in the mooed for this!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (991eG)

25 Biden Reportedly Smashes Head on Marine One Hours After Fall at Commencement Ceremony

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Luckily it was his head so no damage was done.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (FVME7)

26 Up to 65,000 dairy cows may have to be removed from the national herd every year for three years at a cost of €200m if the farming sector is to meet its climate targets.

Having an agricultural sector that can keep its citizens fed is clearly no longer a “target” or a “goal” of the climate communists who have seized western governments and are ratcheting up their anti-civilizational agenda.


Those with money will always be fine. Those without will suffer because they will no longer be able to afford meat and produce. But don't you dare question the Dems fealty to the little man, and hatred of millionaires and billionaires (and soon to be trillionaires).

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (eOEVl)

27 And as I point out every once in a while, France is the size of Texas

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (Z0Jmx)

28 DOW up 531
TGT down
KOHLS up
BUD up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (to8pj)

29 Every one of the seven deadly sins deserves its own month. Should December should be Sloth Month or Greed Month?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 02, 2023 11:08 AM (a/7LW)

30 200,000 cows may need to be culled...

********

It'll happen peacefully down on Culled Comfort Farm.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 11:09 AM (991eG)

31 Good rant buck

Since when did the Irish start referring to themselves as "cows" to be culled?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 11:09 AM (RIvkX)

32 28 DOW up 531
TGT down
KOHLS up
BUD up.
--------------------
Ain't it great that the Government and it's owners are kiting their own market cuz numbers?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:10 AM (ppL7t)

33 December should be Sloth Month

-
We'll get around to it. Some day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:10 AM (FVME7)

34 What I will be celebrating in June:

Atomic spies electrocution day!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 02, 2023 11:10 AM (BXf0+)

35 >>29 Every one of the seven deadly sins deserves its own month. Should December should be Sloth Month or Greed Month?
Posted by: Raoul Ortega

As long as its not Adulter Month - MTG

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:10 AM (to8pj)

36 I guess the trannyfesto sleeps with Jimmy Hoffa

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:11 AM (us2H3)

37 Moo-thanasia.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 11:11 AM (991eG)

38 I saw Musk's statement; from the POV of someone dealing with employees, it's absolutely true. In a broader sense, I'd argue that the difference (as in war, for example) is that incompetence damages itself even more than it damages the enemy.

My corollary to that would be: once you have identified someone as incompetent, no matter whose side they claim to be on, always treat them as an Enemy.
Looking at you, GOP-e.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 11:11 AM (l1e1f)

39 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Always remember:

Don't ask why children need to see drag queens, ask WHY drag queens need to target children.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 11:12 AM (GIBR7)

41 What I will be celebrating in June:

Atomic spies electrocution day!


I say we dig up Klaus Fuchs and electrocute his skeleton.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:13 AM (eOEVl)

42 Mark Steyn has a good article on “Over the Rainbow” in The Song of the Week section of his site. It got cut from TWOO a couple of times before the studio execs finally decided to keep it in.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 11:13 AM (c9yiW)

43 Sabotage can be defined as intentional incompetence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:13 AM (9UlRk)

44 There should be a month of humility, not pride.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:13 AM (ynpvh)

45 43 Sabotage can be defined as intentional incompetence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:13 AM (9UlRk)

That's one part. They key is intentional, as sabotage can be active or passive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:14 AM (ynpvh)

46 One thing I never understood about this phony "Pride" month: What exactly are we celebrating? What is the accomplishment or "pride" that these people should be proud of?

Almost every other "day" or even "month" is geared around some kind of accomplishment or event that is worth celebrating and being proud of. Even Black History Month, as condescending as that is, is intended to celebrate important events and accomplishments in black history.

But "Pride" month celebrates nothing. There is no accomplishments to be proud of. There is nothing special that is remembered or celebrated. It's SOLELY based on the most banal and common of all human behavior: who we choose to have sex with. That's it.

That's the sole reason we there's a whole fucking month for this bullshit. Because some men choose to have dicks stuck in their ass, and some woman want nothing to do with dicks at all. And that's the most benign of the conduct the month "celebrates." I'll leave out the perversion, and pedophilia, and sexual butchery.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:14 AM (iFTx/)

47 Don't ask why children need to see drag queens, ask WHY drag queens need to target children.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 11:12 AM (GIBR7)

That's ahhhh not how it ahhhhhhh goes at ahhhhhh all

Posted by: Headless Zombie Jack Kennedy at June 02, 2023 11:15 AM (9UlRk)

48 If those dairy cows could talk I'll bet it would go something like this:

The old dairy cow gave a shudder
Her eyes wide with shock, she did mutter:
"I wish that the farmer
Would buy a hand warmer
And get his cold mitts off my udder!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 11:15 AM (991eG)

49 Another thought or two from out in the crowd:


Management reserves the right to mis-manage.

and

No matter how bad it is today, it can always get worse tomorrow.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 02, 2023 11:15 AM (vcOmj)

50 France Has Banned Short-Haul Domestic Flights

Perverse rules lead to perverse incentives.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:15 AM (ynpvh)

51 Killing off your food supply will be fun

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 11:16 AM (Z0Jmx)

52 Can we start with removing the GenZ'rs off the planet. I mean it's for our future climate health.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2023 11:16 AM (DBrN4)

53 After yesterday's incident, the area should be renamed "Brandon Falls"

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 11:16 AM (T4tVD)

54 That's the sole reason we there's a whole fucking month for this bullshit. Because some men choose to have dicks stuck in their ass, and some woman want nothing to do with dicks at all. And that's the most benign of the conduct the month "celebrates." I'll leave out the perversion, and pedophilia, and sexual butchery.
Posted by: Elric Blade


Heh-heh-heh-heh!

He said dicks.

Heh-heh-heh-heh....

Posted by: Beavis at June 02, 2023 11:16 AM (vcOmj)

55 Here is a simple and beautiful duet of Somewhere Over the Rainbow performed by The Light Parade.

Nice. Their voices are perfect together.

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (CaJIi)

56 I might be better off if I'd stuck to the spousal fidelity thing, but I think she'd still have shed me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (GzDfN)

57 They're scheming on a plan, it's Sabotage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (xcxpd)

58 >>29 Every one of the seven deadly sins deserves its own month. Should December should be Sloth Month or Greed Month?
Posted by: Raoul Ortega

What month is Pride in Daddies who shower with 12 year old daughter month?

Posted by: John Blutarsky at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (2znMt)

59 How about my cable company?

They are expensive.
Their customer service sucks.
Their technical service sucks...They cannot fix my internet/phone even after multiple attempts.
There is no viable alternative.

I love monopolies.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (ZCCyW)

60 Who set the "targets"?
---------------
The guys with the guns.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (ppL7t)
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I thought "target" was changed to "targay" for Pride month.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (YIVH2)

61 52 Can we start with removing the GenZ'rs off the planet. I mean it's for our future climate health.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 02, 2023 11:16 AM (DBrN4)

Sorry, doesn't work that way. Euthanasia, you see. Gotta Solyent Green the old first.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:18 AM (ynpvh)

62 Every one of the seven deadly sins deserves its own month. Should December should be Sloth Month or Greed Month?
Posted by: Raoul Ortega

As long as its not Adulter Month - MTG
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:10 AM (to8pj)

Isn't that every month for her now?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at June 02, 2023 11:18 AM (xcxpd)

63 December should be Sloth Month

We'll get around to it. Some day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


No, that's Procrastination Month.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 02, 2023 11:18 AM (vcOmj)

64 200,000 cows may need to be culled...

********

It'll happen peacefully down on Culled Comfort Farm.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 11:09 AM


Just so long as there's always Starkadders.

Posted by: Ada Doom at June 02, 2023 11:18 AM (Wnv9h)

65 53 After yesterday's incident, the area should be renamed "Brandon Falls"

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 11:16 AM (T4tVD)

That would be too confusing, as there would be as many Brandon Falls as there are Springfields.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (ynpvh)

66
Moo-thanasia.
Posted by: Muldoon


A dark Far Side cartoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (63Dwl)

67 Here is a simple and beautiful duet of Somewhere Over the Rainbow performed by The Light Parade.

I thought it was suck and turned it off.
Terrible production.

Posted by: Roland HTG at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (j40lz)

68 I figure Brandons got one more fall in him before he gets pushed

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (us2H3)

69 What I will be celebrating in June:

Atomic spies electrocution day!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff



Oooo, that's a good one. Finally, something worth celebrating.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (KGjRi)

70 Sponge
Posted by: TJM's phone at June 01, 2023 08:46 PM (LvTSG)



I didn't think part time COB's got access to the time machine.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)

71 Demonic Pope welcomes scumbag producer Martin Scorsese into a private meeting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxZ4DjxvkYU

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (to8pj)

72 Laurent Donceel, interim head of industry group Airlines for Europe, which represents several airlines including Air France, KLM, Lufthansa and Ryanair, dismissed the law as a "symbolic ban."

The real goal was achieved. Those with access to private jets won't be effected and the social distance between the Bourgeoisie and the Lumpenproletariat has just expanded thanks to their captured bureaucrats.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (YXHzG)

73 Many are culled. Few are chosen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (63Dwl)

74 Live-Action “How to Train Your Dragon” Race Swaps Astrid With Thandiwe Newton’s Daughter Nico Parker

-
There were tons of black Vikings!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (FVME7)

75 19 Who set the "targets"?
---------------
The guys with the guns.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:07 AM (ppL7t)

And that's why I have mine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (xcxpd)

76 57 They're scheming on a plan, it's Sabotage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (xcxpd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (ynpvh)

77 Climate change is a myth.


Fight me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

78 I've been listening to CutJibNewletter's latest podcast with Kurt Schlichter.

Definitely give it a listen if you can...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (YIVH2)

79 hubbies don't grow on beau vines

Posted by: lesbian cow at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (us2H3)

80 >>Isn't that every month for her now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review

Seems so.
Gang Bangs are only for Republican retreats.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (to8pj)

81
https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (ynpvh)



(shortened link)

That's a great video.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

82 From last thread re: EVs

I saw a segment on Breaking Points about how 1/2 of car dealers nationally are not selling EVs. Reason is EVs are not profitable for dealers. Most of a dealer’s profit comes from service and after market sales, not selling the actual car.

But for EVs there is not much in the way of maintenance needed and not much in after market options either. At least not right now. So there’s little to no profit for a dealer to sell them.

Posted by: Montec at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (LUk/Z)

83 76 57 They're scheming on a plan, it's Sabotage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (xcxpd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (ynpvh)

GREAT morning music

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (xcxpd)

84 63 December should be Sloth Month

We'll get around to it. Some day.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


No, that's Procrastination Month.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 02, 2023 11:18 AM (vcOmj)

Sorry, us Hispanics got that. Ours starts September 15th instead of September 1st.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (ynpvh)

85 https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (ynpvh)


(shortened link)

That's a great video.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM (xcxpd)

86 Death by cowabunga bunga!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM (991eG)

87 Climate change is a myth.


Fight me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

Myths are important formulations of cultural knowledge that while not factually accurate still serve to perpetuate truth from generation to generation.

Climate change is not a myth. It's a fucking lie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM (9UlRk)

88 77 Climate change is a myth.


Fight me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

louder. like in a sermon

Posted by: daniel plainview at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM (us2H3)

89 Fish heads
Fish heads
Rolley polley fish heads

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM (9kaNj)

90 Sometimes, somewhere, someone is fooled by and Anti-pope.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (vg8N1)

91 ... Even more nonsensical, you can still fly to a prohibited city so long as you take a convoluted route and change planes along the way, again burning more carbon.
++++
For now. This is like the first draft of the "15 minute city" in Oxford. There are obvious and easy bypasses. In the case of France, they obvious and easy bypass is to add a stop or go to a further airport (likely on a train) and fly from there. In Oxford, the obvious bypass is to head out to the ring road instead of moving directly between neighborhoods.

The downsides of these bypasses are the same in each case, as they must be: they cost more, take more time, and burn more of the Dread Carbon.

The solution to these bypasses are equally obvious, and will be implemented fairly quickly: origin/destination restrictions. If origin of the person is A, all applicable Bs are restricted, regardless of route. No more ring road workarounds in Oxford, no more multi-hop/airport-origin workarounds in France. It will be tied to the person's address or residence, not the origin point or destination of the travel itself. Easy-peasy, with big data automation to make it low-effort to enforce.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (DU+/6)

92 But for EVs there is not much in the way of maintenance needed and not much in after market options either. At least not right now. So there’s little to no profit for a dealer to sell them.

Posted by: Montec at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (LUk/Z)
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They will have to spend a fortune to reconfigure their service bays for EVs and provide sufficient training for their mechanics.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (YIVH2)

93 How about my cable company?

...

I love monopolies.



Whenever I interact with my cable company they send me a questionnaire: based on this interaction are you more likely or less likely to recommend Optimum?

Well, I never had a fucking choice, I don't know what recommendations count for.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (GzDfN)

94 We need to take rainbows back to their meaning of a promise from God to never flood the earth again.

Breaking news: The year will be extended to 37 months for all of the monthly celebrations.

Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (s79RP)

95
Climate change is not a myth. It's a fucking lie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM (9UlRk)



Your edit is acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)

96 Intentional incompetence: I remember when I was 12 my neighbor, who was about my age and a real goofy kid (ended up being a dj) was mad at his dad so he accidentally and incompetently shoved a potato into the tailpipe of his dad's car. Then he doubled down on the stupidity by telling me about it and standing outside and laughing loudly while his dad tried to start the car and go to work. Then I got to stand there and laugh while he got a hell of a whipping with a belt, right there in the driveway.
Well I suppose that's not really a nice story to tell these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (l1e1f)

97 Climate change is a myth.

Wrong. The climate changes. It always has and always will.

The myth is that human activity or politics influences it in any way. Decarbonization is exactly the same as Indian rain dances and exactly as effective.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)

98 Fish heads
Fish heads
Rolley polley fish heads
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM (9kaNj)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/JKDtUzRIG6I

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)

99 Fish heads
Fish heads
Rolley polley fish heads
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM


Eat them up, yum!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (Wnv9h)

100 (psst) The last time was a great flood. The next time will fire.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (vg8N1)

101 "Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage."
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Yes indeed. The key difference, of course, is whether or not the person has mens rea, which *is* important when it comes to determining punishments. There's a reason that manslaughter is not punished as severely as murder, despite the fact that the outcome - a person is dead - is the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (DU+/6)

102 97 Climate change is a myth.

Wrong. The climate changes. It always has and always will.

The myth is that human activity or politics influences it in any way. Decarbonization is exactly the same as Indian rain dances and exactly as effective.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)

Cargo cult

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (ynpvh)

103 We are the carbon they want to eliminate.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (vg8N1)

104 Thanks for the shout-out, Buck!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (DU+/6)

105 I'm guessing the elite really, really want a world where they live, in gilded mansions, serviced in life by only the absolutely required number of carbon units.

Everyone else needs to die for the good of the planet so they can breathe clean air on their veranda.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (6VKyY)

106 Killing cows is just a start, next is banning nitrogen fertilizer. You gotta maxamize the starvation to save the planet.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (hh7Ed)

107 Intentional incompetence: I remember when I was 12 my neighbor, who was about my age and a real goofy kid (ended up being a dj) was mad at his dad so he accidentally and incompetently shoved a potato into the tailpipe of his dad's car. Then he doubled down on the stupidity by telling me about it and standing outside and laughing loudly while his dad tried to start the car and go to work. Then I got to stand there and laugh while he got a hell of a whipping with a belt, right there in the driveway.


What was he thinking? A potato? You always go with a banana in the tailpipe.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (eOEVl)

108 I really like that deceased obese Hawaiin Ukelele player's version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (eGTCV)

109 There were tons of black Vikings!

If you fly thru Minneapolis-St. Paul, you'd swear the Vikings set out from Somalia.

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (amJF4)

110 Ah yes Fidelity Bravery Integrity Month

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (Ttu3g)

111 Breaking news: The year will be extended to 37 months for all of the monthly celebrations.
Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (s79RP)

Buh...buh... then eight year olds would be... like... twenty four!

You monster!

Posted by: The People Running The Show at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (9UlRk)

112 We are the carbon they want to eliminate.

It's not even the quiet part, the UN and WEF have put out papers about how they will need to kill 7 1/2 billion people to create utopia.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (ZGrMX)

113 debt ceiling?
biden and the dems play two fisted hardball.

on the other hand, seen at the wall street journal:

"The administration is prepared to begin talks without preconditions with Moscow on steps to limit nuclear arms after the treaty expires, national security adviser Jake Sullivan plans to say today."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 02, 2023 11:27 AM (B1FKF)

114 Easy-peasy, with big data automation to make it low-effort to enforce.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (DU+/6)

I used to have an argument that technology was enabling authoritarianism while the other party argued it was always there due to human nature. I guess both sides are right, but human nature also includes laziness and so technology is an important part of authoritarianism.

Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2023 11:27 AM (s79RP)

115 111 Breaking news: The year will be extended to 37 months for all of the monthly celebrations.
Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2023 11:23 AM (s79RP)

Buh...buh... then eight year olds would be... like... twenty four!

You monster!

Posted by: The People Running The Show at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (9UlRk)

Those born on leap day only have a real birthday every four years, so there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:27 AM (ynpvh)

116 We are the carbon they want to eliminate.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (vg8N1)
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if they need to. I don't think that death as such is their goal, but rather that goal is slavery and poverty for all but themselves and their favorite sub-classes of the moment.

If death is the quickest or easiest means to the goal of permanent personal power, though, they'll certainly take it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:27 AM (DU+/6)

117 Climate change is a myth.

Wrong. The climate changes. It always has and always will.
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That's why it's a myth.

Climate Change doesn't mean Climate Change.

It means Man is Changing the Climate and can change it "back" . And it's a myth.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (Ttu3g)

118 Tom Brady Confirms He Will Not Return to Football

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I guess he'll become a Power Ranger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (FVME7)

119 Fish heads
Fish heads
Rolley polley fish heads
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:22 AM

Aaaand there's my earworm for the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (xPJvm)

120 >>108 I really like that deceased obese Hawaiin Ukelele player's version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
Posted by: NL


IZ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (to8pj)

121 If any of these bastards actually believed in any of this shit, they'd suck start a shotgun. But no. It's only the hoi polloi who need to be restrained, starved, killed, or otherwise herded like cattle into their little box.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (6VKyY)

122
AOC's "farting cows" come home to roost. And that statement reflects her grasp of agriculture.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (lCaJd)

123 112 We are the carbon they want to eliminate.

It's not even the quiet part, the UN and WEF have put out papers about how they will need to kill 7 1/2 billion people to create utopia.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (ZGrMX)

I suggest they do Seppuku on themselves first--for mother Gaia!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (ynpvh)

124 "The administration is prepared to begin talks without preconditions with Moscow on steps to limit nuclear arms after the treaty expires, national security adviser Jake Sullivan plans to say today."

I suspect they get up every morning and think to themselves "what haven't we f***ed up yet?"

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (eOEVl)

125 82 From last thread re: EVs

I saw a segment on Breaking Points about how 1/2 of car dealers nationally are not selling EVs. Reason is EVs are not profitable for dealers. Most of a dealer’s profit comes from service and after market sales, not selling the actual car.

But for EVs there is not much in the way of maintenance needed and not much in after market options either. At least not right now. So there’s little to no profit for a dealer to sell them.

Posted by: Montec at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (LUk/Z)
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There is another reason: EV customers are mostly obnoxious, narcissistic douchebags who think they are better than everyone else and should be treated that way. I sold cars to pay for college and law school. This was before EVs, but even then there were certain models of car that I hated selling because the customers were always demanding assholes. I'm 100% certain that most EV customers are also like that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

126 remember, the nobility rarely go hungry and the peasants are pretty easily replaced.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (B1FKF)

127 U.S. Navy Officials Branded Critics of LGBT Pride Efforts “Bigots” and “A**holes”

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Hey! I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (FVME7)

128 I really like that deceased obese Hawaiin Ukelele player's version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM


Dude had a good voice. Goddaughter the Older does a good ukulele version of that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (Wnv9h)

129 83 76 57 They're scheming on a plan, it's Sabotage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at June 02, 2023 11:17 AM (xcxpd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:20 AM (ynpvh)

GREAT morning music
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy Ammo, food, water at June 02, 2023 11:21 AM (xcxpd)

If you really want to amp up your morning, go listen to the Cancer Bats' version of it. Fantastic if you're into harder stuff.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (KbCG3)

130 Climate Change doesn't mean Climate Change.

It means Man is Changing the Climate and can change it "back" . And it's a myth.


That's accepting the left's terminology. I prefer actual English.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

131 The myth is that human activity or politics influences it in any way. Decarbonization is exactly the same as Indian rain dances and exactly as effective.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)

Cargo cult
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:25 AM (ynpvh)

Maybe a remake of The Gods Must be Crazy to satirize the climate cult is in the offing.

Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (s79RP)

132 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

Chrysler 300s and Cadillacs?

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (UpUEm)

133 122
AOC's "farting cows" come home to roost. And that statement reflects her grasp of agriculture.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (lCaJd)

What does that mean for the cast of the View? Or are they whales and must be saved, except for ocean-based bird choppers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (ynpvh)

134 Ah, the time honored Navy tradition of bitching and whining.

How noble.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (9UlRk)

135 if they need to. I don't think that death as such is their goal, but rather that goal is slavery and poverty for all but themselves and their favorite sub-classes of the moment.
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Honestly, I think they've realized their political investment in blacks is pointless and are resetting the demos to provide them a new future. How many George Floyd moments can they create to keep the grift going?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (ppL7t)

136 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

Chrysler 300s and Cadillacs?


I'm going with Volvos.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (eOEVl)

137 I used to have an argument that technology was enabling authoritarianism while the other party argued it was always there due to human nature. I guess both sides are right, but human nature also includes laziness and so technology is an important part of authoritarianism.
Posted by: InZona at June 02, 2023 11:27 AM (s79RP)
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I am always reminded of what my dad told me when he got our first modem and internet connection (the actual internet, not a BBS or walled garden service) in 1993. As he was setting it up and showing me how to use it, he told me to be careful with it. He said by way of warning, "this will either be the greatest engine of human liberation *or* the greatest engine of tyranny that man has ever created. I do not know which it will be."

Tyranny has, by and large, won. The commerce/industrial internet still works well and will continue to do so. The information internet is a hellscape. Both are usefully exploited by tyrants.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (DU+/6)

138 Be The Carbon You Want To Reduce!

Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (amJF4)

139 Eat them up, yum!

Yikes. A guaranteed earworm.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (Xrfse)

140 126 remember, the nobility rarely go hungry and the peasants are pretty easily replaced.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (B1FKF)

"Let them eat Rice cakes...and bug cakes!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (ynpvh)

141 There is another reason: EV customers are mostly obnoxious, narcissistic douchebags who think they are better than everyone else and should be treated that way. I sold cars to pay for college and law school. This was before EVs, but even then there were certain models of car that I hated selling because the customers were always demanding assholes.

If that caused dealers to not sell things there would be no Mercedes or BMW dealers.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (ZGrMX)

142 IZ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Dean Koontz dedicated one of his books, maybe One Door Away From Heaven, to Iz because he listened to him while writing it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (FVME7)

143 Next month will be profanity month.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM (eGTCV)

144 59
'I love monopolies.'

Cheer up. It's practice for government health care.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM (a1ycR)

145 Robert George, watch your back. You're dealing with the mentally ill.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM (z3WCn)

146 127 U.S. Navy Officials Branded Critics of LGBT Pride Efforts “Bigots” and “A**holes”
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I was very impressed that the Air Force sandbagged Biden. The Navy is fucking gay.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM (ppL7t)

147 As a side note, The Communists are renaming "Fort Bragg" to "Fort Liberty".

The abuse of the language and gaslighting continues.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM (YXHzG)

148
"The administration is prepared to begin talks without preconditions with Moscow on steps to limit nuclear arms after the treaty expires, national security adviser Jake Sullivan plans to say today."
Posted by: gnats local 678

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Jake Sullivan lol. I bet Hillary is gnashing her teeth to see that human bot on the rise in DC while she's writing kids' books and making whiny speeches about Trump.

I also think she's prepping a run. She might wind up not doing it, but you know what Girl Scouts say.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:33 AM (lCaJd)

149 ... It means Man is Changing the Climate and can change it "back" . And it's a myth.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:28 AM (Ttu3g)
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Yup. They quite deliberately leave a word off, and leaving that word off changes everything.

Climate change: the variance in the climate, regardless of cause.
Anthropogenic climate change: Man-made change to the climate

Whenever you see "climate change" in the press or government documents, they *mean* "Anthropgenic Climate Change" and it is bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:33 AM (DU+/6)

150 Boiling all of this down, it's pride, arrogance and contempt driving all of it. Not to mention class warfare.

Proud of themselves as masters of the universe.

Arrogance that they assume themselves in charge of everyone's life.

Contempt at anyone outside the power class.

This hasn't changed since the days of French nobility or the Rockefellers over here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:33 AM (6VKyY)

151 136 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

Chrysler 300s and Cadillacs?

I'm going with Volvos.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (eOEVl)

I sometimes call them Vulvas, since many I've seen driving them are douches.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:34 AM (ynpvh)

152 The only version of Over the Rainbow you need to hear...

https://youtu.be/2rd8VktT8xY

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 11:34 AM (flINI)

153 143 Next month will be profanity month.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM (eGTCV)

Pride month is profane enough.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:34 AM (ynpvh)

154 What do Girl Scouts say Blonde Morticia?

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 11:34 AM (z3WCn)

155 132 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

Chrysler 300s and Cadillacs?
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (UpUEm)
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Nope, the worst were Toyota Land Cruisers and almost any kind of Subaru

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:35 AM (iFTx/)

156 I like the concept of Fidelity Month.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:35 AM (eGTCV)

157 >>127 U.S. Navy Officials Branded Critics of LGBT Pride Efforts “Bigots” and “A**holes”

The former CIC agrees with the Navy.

https://tinyurl.com/bdeyjbw2



Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:35 AM (to8pj)

158 154 What do Girl Scouts say Blonde Morticia?
Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 11:34 AM (z3WCn)

I my experience, annoying shit about cookies and supporting their troop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:36 AM (6VKyY)

159 151 136 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (iFTx/)

Chrysler 300s and Cadillacs?

I'm going with Volvos.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:31 AM (eOEVl)

I sometimes call them Vulvas, since many I've seen driving them are douches.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:34 AM (ynpvh)
_________

I never sold Volvos so I can't comment

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:36 AM (iFTx/)

160 U.S. Navy Officials Branded Critics of LGBT Pride Efforts “Bigots” and “A**holes”

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Okay.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:36 AM (n/6gj)

161 I saw a segment on Breaking Points about how 1/2 of car dealers nationally are not selling EVs. Reason is EVs are not profitable for dealers. Most of a dealer’s profit comes from service and after market sales, not selling the actual car.

And here I though it was the Finance Department that made the profits.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 02, 2023 11:37 AM (YXHzG)

162 148 . . . I bet Hillary is gnashing her teeth to see that human bot on the rise in DC while she's writing kids' books and making whiny speeches about Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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And day-drinking. Don't forget day-drinking.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 02, 2023 11:37 AM (gf7Ez)

163 Part of the reason your internet service sucks is that everyone contracts out first level contact. They don't know what they are doing with real issues. So then it goes to a few people that do. More efficient to hire more of those folks and let them take the first call, but that's not the way. And there's a shortage of field techs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 11:37 AM (ouTlx)

164 160 U.S. Navy Officials Branded Critics of LGBT Pride Efforts “Bigots” and “A**holes”
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Okay.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:36 AM (n/6gj)

I thought A**holes were a major attraction of "Pride" month...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (ynpvh)

165 96
'Well I suppose that's not really a nice story to tell these days.'

I laughed. The neighbor kid was a real dumb shit.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (a1ycR)

166 Equinox Employee Fired After Showing up Last 47 Times in 10 Months Awarded $11.25 Million in Racial Discrimination Suit

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Well, clocks are white supremist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (FVME7)

167 Why can't pride be extended to anyone who wants to be proud? For instance, I could be proud of being short, fat and old.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (eGTCV)

168 i don't doubt hillary wants to run for pres again, but only when the people demand it, which is kind of iffy because i think most of those people are more likely to go for moochelle.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (B1FKF)

169 That's accepting the left's terminology. I prefer actual English.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

Some people prefer pissing in the wind. I'm not here to stop you.

In theory I'm with you but at this point trying to disprove the premise is hard enough.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (UNyuX)

170 I also think she's prepping a run. She might wind up not doing it, but you know what Girl Scouts say.

Not. Gonna. Happen.
Aside from the fact that she's an obese 75, and didn't have the energy to campaign in '16, the party is not about to run her again. She's already a two-time loser.

The Clintons are done.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (eOEVl)

171 U.S. Navy Officials Branded Critics of LGBT Pride Efforts “Bigots” and “A**holes”

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I'm done deferring to the honor and authority of those who served, btw. I appreciate it. And that's as far as it goes.

If you're unsure what I mean, Ray Epps used it to great effect when he was directing the J6 activities. "I'm a retired whatever!" and people on our side automatically begin to respond a certain way.

And they know it, and use it against us.

Thank you for your service. The end.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (n/6gj)

172 So, question.

I believe there are some in The Horde that are in the private health insurance business. Wife is leaving her current job and with that, we lose health insurance on her and our daughter. Adding her back to mine would take my monthly costs back up to near $1000 a month.

I would love to talk with someone about private insurance and see if there's a better alternative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

173 153 143 Next month will be profanity month.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM (eGTCV)

god damn, that's my favorite fucking month, motherfuckers

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 11:40 AM (us2H3)

174 Taking pride in the perverted aspect of a lifestyle should be shameful not prideful. Again it's a 1984 prequel.

It's always said because it's true, most conservatives have a ' what you do in the privacy of your life is none of our business ' . The homosexual community took that tolerance and demanded fidelity instead. It's not a surprise that most homosexuals are Leftist or fascist . I

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:40 AM (UpUEm)

175 I guess that wasn't really a question, but I do need assistance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

176 I saw a segment on Breaking Points about how 1/2 of car dealers nationally are not selling EVs. Reason is EVs are not profitable for dealers.

--

Add to that how no one wants them, and it's pretty hard to sell.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:40 AM (n/6gj)

177 Porsche dealers are making a lot of money selling Taycans. But that's a different kind of EV for a different kind of very affluent buyer. The average Taycan buyer already owns at least one other Porsche, and often a big gas guzzler like a Cayenne Turbo.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:40 AM (iFTx/)

178 176 I saw a segment on Breaking Points about how 1/2 of car dealers nationally are not selling EVs. Reason is EVs are not profitable for dealers.

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Add to that how no one wants them, and it's pretty hard to sell.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:40 AM (n/6gj)

I see more and more Teslas in my hood.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (ynpvh)

179
Honestly, I think they've realized their political investment in blacks is pointless

Posted by: Puddinhead

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You think so? It seems to me that demographic hasn't nearly been bled dry. Like 95% of Black women voting Dem, and reparations getting BIG. I expect reparations to figure in the Democratic primary and in the general.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (lCaJd)

180 My take on Hillary is she is played out. Her old donors/backers are older and she lost to Obama. They ain't interested in funding another failed campaign. The new mafia is in charge and their hands are full of Biden shit. So if Biden is told to leave there really isn't much of a bench to turn to. Can you tell me who they would turn to outside of NY and CA?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (ppL7t)

181 I was listening to a podcast about some boys that had been killed and then placed on train tracks to get hit after the fact in Mena, Arkansas.

They went into the corruption that was going on in the police force, with the chief medical officer doing the autopsies and the police force closing cases as suicides when it was clear they weren't.

Funny thing, all this was happening while Clinton was governor. And all the stuff everyone knew back then - that he was covering for the drug cartels and the CIA, hence his easy rise to the Presidency.

Now tell me Hillary wasn't neck deep in all of that.

And nothing has ever happened to either of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (6VKyY)

182 46 One thing I never understood about this phony "Pride" month: What exactly are we celebrating? What is the accomplishment or "pride" that these people should be proud of?
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They're celebrating the destruction of Christian society. Their Satanic banner plastered on every logo and flying from every building is meant to humiliate you, mock you and God alike, and remind you at every turn that you've been conquered. Degradation is the hallmark of these people, and they delight in defiling your society and culture just as much as they do your children.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at June 02, 2023 11:42 AM (0Uf+z)

183 Porsche dealers are making a lot of money selling Taycans. But that's a different kind of EV for a different kind of very affluent buyer. The average Taycan buyer already owns at least one other Porsche, and often a big gas guzzler like a Cayenne Turbo.

Posted by: Elric Blade

--

Same as Tesla buyers. Twice the median household income. They're conspicuous consumption toys for people who cross-shop Panameras, 7 series BMWs, etc.

Non-luxury EVs can't even break as many sales as the Honda Civic each year.

No one wants them.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:42 AM (n/6gj)

184
I see more and more Teslas in my hood.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (ynpvh)



There's several around here as well. The more I learn about them, the more I dislike them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

185 174 Taking pride in the perverted aspect of a lifestyle should be shameful not prideful. Again it's a 1984 prequel.

It's always said because it's true, most conservatives have a ' what you do in the privacy of your life is none of our business ' . The homosexual community took that tolerance and demanded fidelity instead. It's not a surprise that most homosexuals are Leftist or fascist . I
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:40 AM (UpUEm)

The juxtaposition of, "You can't judge me based on how I was born," and, "You must celebrate me based on a condition of my birth," is an interesting one.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 02, 2023 11:42 AM (KbCG3)

186 I see more and more Teslas in my hood.

--

See #183

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:42 AM (n/6gj)

187 ... They went into the corruption that was going on in the police force, with the chief medical officer doing the autopsies and the police force closing cases as suicides when it was clear they weren't. ...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (6VKyY)
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Happens all the time. Small-town sheriffs in the Gool Ole' Boys club doing what needs to be done. Like a guy "committing suicide" by shooting himself in the back with a shotgun. Or all of those Clinton "suicides" where the person uses two dissimilar pistols.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:43 AM (DU+/6)

188 A bitchin’ sailor is a happy sailor.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 11:43 AM (c9yiW)

189 Here in Schenectady, NY, the shittiest city anywhere, the white male drunkard mayor is being primaried by a black woke racialist ignoramus.

Of course, the fat mayor proclaims that he is all in on DIE.

Well, nitwit, if you were about equity, you would end your candidacy and endorse the black woman. Right?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 02, 2023 11:43 AM (E4vNA)

190 =========

You think so? It seems to me that demographic hasn't nearly been bled dry. Like 95% of Black women voting Dem, and reparations getting BIG. I expect reparations to figure in the Democratic primary and in the general.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (lCaJd)




And in the R primaries it should be pointed out that it's bribery plain and simple. Trump should remind blacks that he had them on the path to prosperity and they shouldn't fall yet again to the Democrat racist schemes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

191 Pride is nothing to be proud of.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 11:44 AM (vg8N1)

192 "I don't hate you, I only have contempt for you."
-Quality pillow talk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

193 Happens all the time. Small-town sheriffs in the Gool Ole' Boys club doing what needs to be done. Like a guy "committing suicide" by shooting himself in the back with a shotgun. Or all of those Clinton "suicides" where the person uses two dissimilar pistols.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:43 AM (DU+/6)

That same CMO had a guy who was shot five times in the chest and listed him as having died from an ulcer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:44 AM (6VKyY)

194 Auron MacIntyre calls Pride Month, “American Ramadan.” That’s perfect.

I've taken to calling it "Ramadude".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:44 AM (Bd6X8)

195 There's several around here as well. The more I learn about them, the more I dislike them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

I was a local car meet last year and a guy had a Tesla S with LS swap. That I would buy.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 02, 2023 11:44 AM (OgrpQ)

196 It's not even the quiet part, the UN and WEF have put out papers about how they will need to kill 7 1/2 billion people to create utopia.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 11:26 AM (ZGrMX)


So, somebody actually took the Georgia Guidestones seriously.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 02, 2023 11:45 AM (AiZBA)

197 It's June 2nd and this busty brunette in a dress is already sick of Monkeypox and Suppurating Crotch Wound Awareness Month:
https://is.gd/Yu6CEl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:45 AM (DU+/6)

198 I like Fidelity Month, I hope this catches on. Pride goeth before the fall, but Faith is one of the highest three virtues.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:45 AM (0hOvj)

199 A bitchin’ sailor is a happy sailor.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 11:43 AM (c9yiW)



Somehow, in my mind, you asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

200 The day after oatmeal brain face plants and looks like a complete fool to the world, Wray decides to turn over the docs that will have him impeached and removed for treason.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:45 AM (to8pj)

201 Equinox Employee Fired After Showing up Last 47 Times in 10 Months Awarded $11.25 Million in Racial Discrimination Suit

-
Well, clocks are white supremist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:38 AM (FVME

I'd be curious if the company did the appropriate pre termination protocols. Verbal warning, written warnings , final written warning with employee's signature. If they did, which I assume a big company with an HR department would, this is a huge miscarriage of justice.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:45 AM (UpUEm)

202 197 It's June 2nd and this busty brunette in a dress is already sick of Monkeypox and Suppurating Crotch Wound Awareness Month:
https://is.gd/Yu6CEl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:45 AM (DU+/6)

=========

Weird reaction to sun in left eye.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

203 I was very impressed that the Air Force sandbagged Biden. The Navy is fucking gay.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM


Well...Navy.

*ducks*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (Wnv9h)

204 And in the R primaries it should be pointed out that it's bribery plain and simple.

Its more than that.

Its stealing from one group to give to another, at gunpoint.
Its a violation of the US Constitution's ban on Attainder.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (0hOvj)

205 You think so? It seems to me that demographic hasn't nearly been bled dry. Like 95% of Black women voting Dem, and reparations getting BIG. I expect reparations to figure in the Democratic primary and in the general.
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What happens when the old model doesn't work anymore? Over the Air TV is hanging on to the black demo cuz they know everyone else has left and they have no where to turn. But from the Dems point of view black behavior repels moar voters then they attract. Look at CNN to see the impact of their offensive.

When the play the reparations card you know they are running on empty.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (ppL7t)

206 204 Its stealing from one group to give to another, at gunpoint.
Its a violation of the US Constitution's ban on Attainder.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (0hOvj)

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Get the government's hands off my Medicare!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

207 Not to be "that guy", as I'm about to totally be that guy, but does the Fidelity logo look a little bit Fash to anyone else? Or is it just me?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (9UlRk)

208 A meme comes to mind: "Somewhere, Under the Rainbow", an image of a normal family, in the shadow of a huge jackboot with a rainbow sole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (byM+V)

209 My employer is a very large corp that does mucho business with the feral guv. The rainbow flag was on the pole this morning when I arrived at work; it had replaced the flag usually there: our corporate flag. Institutional capture finalized some years ago….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (HDrsj)

210 Weird reaction to sun in left eye.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

Too skinny. Needs a cheeseburger.

4/10

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (6VKyY)

211 >>197 It's June 2nd and this busty brunette in a dress is already sick of Monkeypox and Suppurating Crotch Wound Awareness Month:
https://is.gd/Yu6CEl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

It looks like her former boyfriend punched her in her right eye. She needs someone to put some cold meat to it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:48 AM (to8pj)

212
She's already a two-time loser.

The Clintons are done.
Posted by: Archimedes

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True, but --

Her first loss was within her own party.

Her second loss was BEFORE they saw how much more work they had to do on their election fraud game.

I say she's always prepping. She's at least trying to lay some groundwork for Chelsea.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:48 AM (lCaJd)

213 Not to be "that guy", as I'm about to totally be that guy, but does the Fidelity logo look a little bit Fash to anyone else? Or is it just me?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (9UlRk)

***

It too closely aligns with the irs logo

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 11:48 AM (flINI)

214 Pride Month flags grooming is how they reproduce.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 11:48 AM (NgJlU)

215 Aaaand there's my earworm for the day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA


*curtsies*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (prL25)

216
It looks like her former boyfriend punched her in her right eye. She needs someone to put some cold meat to it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:48 AM (to8pj)



How about a hot beef injection?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

217 The day after oatmeal brain face plants and looks like a complete fool to the world, Wray decides to turn over the docs that will have him impeached and removed for treason.

Did Wray cave?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (eOEVl)

218 It too closely aligns with the irs logo
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 11:48 AM (flINI)

Replace "FIDELITY" with "F.Y.P.M."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (9UlRk)

219 It's June 2nd and this busty brunette in a dress

Isn't it interesting how many of these young ladies are in dresses? How the photographers understand how beautiful and desirable a woman in a dress appears? How everyone seems to understand how lovely a dress is on a girl, but none of them seem to want to wear one?

How does that work, exactly?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (0hOvj)

220 184
I see more and more Teslas in my hood.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 11:41 AM (ynpvh)


There's several around here as well. The more I learn about them, the more I dislike them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)
_________

They are all over NYC and I know some owners. They have money and the Tesla is their virtue-signaling second or third car. The main car is always a big gas-powered luxury SUV that does all the actual work in the household. The Tesla is just a toy.

I've driven a few Teslas. Absolute garbage. Cheaply made, poor interior quality, not nearly worth the price. I've also driven Taycans at Porsche invitation events. They are light-years better than Teslas. Just much higher quality and a much better overall ride and drive.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (iFTx/)

221 Happens all the time. Small-town sheriffs in the Gool Ole' Boys club doing what needs to be done. Like a guy "committing suicide" by shooting himself in the back with a shotgun. Or all of those Clinton "suicides" where the person uses two dissimilar pistols.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 11:43 AM (DU+/6)

Walking Tall was getting standing ovations 50 years ago. I think it's the 50th anniversary this year.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (UpUEm)

222 202 - TJM, two days in a row?! Your standards are incredibly high!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (HDrsj)

223 A dollop of Light Parade on top of a Kurt Schlichter rant is a perfect way to kick off Fidelity Month.

Thanks!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (JfgVN)

224 219 It's June 2nd and this busty brunette in a dress

Isn't it interesting how many of these young ladies are in dresses? How the photographers understand how beautiful and desirable a woman in a dress appears? How everyone seems to understand how lovely a dress is on a girl, but none of them seem to want to wear one?

How does that work, exactly?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (0hOvj

Someone invented yoga pants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (6VKyY)

225 Weird reaction to sun in left eye.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

Too skinny. Needs a cheeseburger.

4/10
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (6VKyY)

***

A Denneys 6

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 02, 2023 11:50 AM (flINI)

226 Where's PETA?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:05 AM (FVME7)

Helping kill them of course. It's what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:50 AM (byM+V)

227 I was a local car meet last year and a guy had a Tesla S with LS swap. That I would buy.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID

--

We've got a guy that comes to the local car shows and puts a bunch of signs and graphs up around his Tesla about

FASTEST PRODUCTION VEHICLE IN THE WORLD

and people couldn't care less. The only folks that stop and look are the women walking around with their boyfriends who don't know anything about cars.

I feel sort of bad for him, but at this point I'm pretty sure he's doing it just to troll people who like cool cars.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:50 AM (n/6gj)

228 222 202 - TJM, two days in a row?! Your standards are incredibly high!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (HDrsj)

========

I grade on the curve.

Dolley gets a 10/10. Everyone else is competing with her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (LvTSG)

229 >>Did Wray cave?
Posted by: Archimedes a

Da

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (to8pj)

230 Reparations are literally punishing people for the alleged crimes of their ancestors, which is specifically banned by the US constitution.

Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3
No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (0hOvj)

231 Weird reaction to sun in left eye.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

I'm afraid I'll never have the opportunity to bang.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (eGTCV)

232 Not to be "that guy", as I'm about to totally be that guy, but does the Fidelity logo look a little bit Fash to anyone else? Or is it just me?

Not really. It invokes the roman laurel more than anything. Not the old bundle of sticks. Which takes us back to ramadude.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (Bd6X8)

233 Fidelity to what country? The long-ago America we dimly remember, or the current United States of Perversity?

Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (MvF+J)

234 Wray is giving them a heavily redacted version.

Basically a price of paper that's 89% blacked out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (6VKyY)

235 Not to be "that guy", as I'm about to totally be that guy, but does the Fidelity logo look a little bit Fash to anyone else? Or is it just me?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (9UlR

Looks Roman to me.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (UpUEm)

236 Not the old bundle of sticks. Which takes us back to ramadude.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 11:51 AM (Bd6X



fagot!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

237
Can you tell me who they would turn to outside of NY and CA?
Posted by: Puddinhead

==========

Well, that's true. Newsom and Buttigieg both have great hairlines.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:52 AM (lCaJd)

238 fagot!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

I thought we were done talking about wind instruments

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:53 AM (9UlRk)

239 I saw Price of Paper open up for Johnny Cash at The Ballroom in '74.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

240 was very impressed that the Air Force sandbagged Biden. The Navy is fucking gay.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:32 AM

Well...Navy.

*ducks*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*****
It's not gay if it's underway.

Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 11:53 AM (NgJlU)

241 Did Wray cave?
Posted by: Archimedes a

Da


Wray is giving them a heavily redacted version.

Basically a price of paper that's 89% blacked out.


Yeah, that was his ploy yesterday. I was under the impression that was rejected immediately.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 11:53 AM (eOEVl)

242 Went to court yesterday in North Texas...and no pride shiat. No pride stuff either in my town library. Refreshing or should I worry when the tide will turn....

Posted by: Mishdog at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (YXEoM)

243 MLB backed out of their "pride logo" with the rainbow background after just a one day, but fans should not forget their idea.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (0hOvj)

244 224 219 It's June 2nd and this busty brunette in a dress

Isn't it interesting how many of these young ladies are in dresses? How the photographers understand how beautiful and desirable a woman in a dress appears? How everyone seems to understand how lovely a dress is on a girl, but none of them seem to want to wear one?

How does that work, exactly?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (0hOvj

Someone invented yoga pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM (6VKyY)
__________

Dresses are considered old fashioned clothes that your mom wore, and don't show off enough skin. And showing off skin is all that modern fashion is about. Look at all the fashion "influencers": they are all almost always half naked. Look at the way even tween girls dress in the summer, like they work at a brothel.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

245 There should be an agreement that Wray gets kicked in the nuts with every redaction. Or perhaps a year in prison in exchange for every redaction.

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (eGTCV)

246
But for EVs there is not much in the way of maintenance needed

J. Xiden said they didn't need anything but charging.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (63Dwl)

247 I thoiugh For one horrible second that this was some sort of Zoomie cult thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 02, 2023 11:55 AM (WoAAk)

248 The real goal was achieved. Those with access to private jets won't be effected and the social distance between the Bourgeoisie and the Lumpenproletariat has just expanded thanks to their captured bureaucrats.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 02, 2023 11:19 AM (YXHzG)

France needs to go back to using Zeppelins. They Germans will provide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 11:55 AM (byM+V)

249
Wray is giving them a heavily redacted version.

Basically a price of paper that's 89% blacked out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

===========

Rlly? JustTheNews doesn't say anything about redaction. Just that the document will be produced on Monday (which leaves an entire weekend for the FBI to lose it).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 11:56 AM (lCaJd)

250 Biden will be "impeached and removed" sometime after the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:56 AM (tfMsm)

251
Dresses are considered old fashioned clothes that your mom wore, and don't show off enough skin. And showing off skin is all that modern fashion is about. Look at all the fashion "influencers": they are all almost always half naked. Look at the way even tween girls dress in the summer, like they work at a brothel.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (iFTx/)




Everyone talks about the sexualization of children, but no one seems to address the fact that the clothing industry has been sexualizing them for years. Go to your local middle or high school and watch the athletic programs and their workouts. The girls are basically in bras and panties running around everywhere. It's always amazing how the boys can manage to wear shorts and t-shirts or tank tops and get the same workout.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

252 The Secret Service wrestled the sandbag to the ground.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:56 AM (FVME7)

253 ‘Nobody will move us’: Uganda’s president dismisses criticisms from West on anti-homosexuality law
____

I agree with Uganda's president. I'm an anti-colonialist!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (fs1hN)

254 Weird reaction to sun in left eye.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 11:46 AM (LvTSG)

----------

And that's a Seinfeld episode.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (sJSOG)

255 Dresses are considered old fashioned clothes that your mom wore, and don't show off enough skin.

Yet more proof that women's fashion is for other women, not men.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (0hOvj)

256
J. Xiden said they didn't need anything but charging.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (63Dwl)



Guy that bought a Tesla then found out the 'procedure' for changing a flat tire.......might be some buyer's remorse in there somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

257 Are you for Ronadan or RamaDon?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (tfMsm)

258 Aging millennial voters are becoming more receptive to Republicans, bucking a theory among Democrats that yesteryear’s young people would break from a longstanding trend across previous generations that shows conservative sentiments grow over time.

https://tinyurl.com/22szhp29

This is somewhat encouraging.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:58 AM (to8pj)

259 How much criticism would Uganda be getting if they were a majority Muslim country?

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 11:58 AM (eGTCV)

260 Interestingly enough, if you watch the video of Biden falling over, there are zero, as in NO sandbags present. But there is a very old, brain damaged man present who got dizzy and fell over from turning around too quickly.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:58 AM (0hOvj)

261 I agree with Uganda's president. I'm an anti-colonialist!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (fs1hN)

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Am I the only one who read that as "ant-colonist?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 11:58 AM (sJSOG)

262 Are you for Ronadan or RamaDon?
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (tfMsm)



RubberDon......

Posted by: Karens Everywhere at June 02, 2023 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

263 Isn't it interesting how many of these young ladies are in dresses? How the photographers understand how beautiful and desirable a woman in a dress appears? How everyone seems to understand how lovely a dress is on a girl, but none of them seem to want to wear one?

How does that work, exactly?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 11:49 AM


I miss OM's chess thread/dress pr0n. Those were always tasteful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 11:59 AM (Wnv9h)

264 >>‘Nobody will move us’: Uganda’s president dismisses criticisms from West on anti-homosexuality law

Ted Cruz with his psycho wife and gay daughter disagree with Uganda.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:59 AM (to8pj)

265 Don't think the FBI can get away with redacting information already seen by some members of the committee and the whistleblower .

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (UpUEm)

266 When is Joe going to have that serious fall leading to a broken hip or a concussion?

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (eGTCV)

267 251
Dresses are considered old fashioned clothes that your mom wore, and don't show off enough skin. And showing off skin is all that modern fashion is about.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 11:54 AM (iFTx/)

Everyone talks about the sexualization of children, but no one seems to address the fact that the clothing industry has been sexualizing them for years. Go to your local middle or high school and watch the athletic programs and their workouts. The girls are basically in bras and panties running around everywhere. It's always amazing how the boys can manage to wear shorts and t-shirts or tank tops and get the same workout.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
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True, but clothing companies only sell what people will buy. And there ain't many takers for modest traditional clothing for women. Hell, even the fat women who would have worn moo-moos decades ago are showing skin. We can thank Madonna and the other female pop stars for teaching girls to dress like whores.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

268 Interestingly most of the women I see in skirts these days are way out of shape. The shapely women are not wearing skirts.

This change in fashion has upset me greatly.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (tfMsm)

269 I vote for whoever came up with WEBP format to be beaten with nerf bats

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (0hOvj)

270
‘Nobody will move us’: Uganda’s president dismisses criticisms from West on anti-homosexuality law

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AWESOME. Japan, take notice. This is how it's done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (lCaJd)

271 Are you for Ronadan or RamaDon?

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:57 AM (tfMsm)

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Or Vivek RamaLamaDingDong?

[h/t J.J.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (sJSOG)

272 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (tfMsm)

273 If Wray holds out on delivering the goods on Biden crime family long enough, I suspect it will be so that it's close enough to the election that anybody commenting on the contents can be prosecuted by Garland for Election Interference.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 12:01 PM (fs1hN)

274 BTW, it's now considered a prohibited form of protest to sing the national anthem at the US Capitol.

https://tinyurl.com/y3sxefrb

Link goes to Gateway Pundit, so feel free to ignore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 12:01 PM (Bd6X8)

275 Does Joe have enough brain for a concussion?

Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 12:01 PM (eGTCV)

276 It's always amazing how the boys can manage to wear shorts and t-shirts or tank tops and get the same workout.

Yeah, its like the gym. For some reason guys can survive working out in shorts and a tee shirt, but the women must strip down to a spots bra and leggings that look like they were airbrushed on.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 12:01 PM (0hOvj)

277
When is Joe going to have that serious fall leading to a broken hip or a concussion?
Posted by: NL

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Some people say he may have broken his hip in that fall. People who have broken a hip say it could take a few days, and then PAAAIIINNNNZZZZZZZZ.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:01 PM (lCaJd)

278 Interestingly most of the women I see in skirts these days are way out of shape. The shapely women are not wearing skirts.

This change in fashion has upset me greatly.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM


I dunno. We have a new young lawyer in our office. Understands dresses and nylons. A bit on the curvy side, but she can pull it off. All is not lost.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM (Wnv9h)

279 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: ...

I predict pain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM (FVME7)

280 You do know that the Tesla model Y was the best selling car model in the world in1Q23, right? Not EV... car.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM (OqSlY)

281 I predict pain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM


That's my line, fool!

Posted by: Mr. T at June 02, 2023 12:03 PM (Wnv9h)

282 I suspect Uganda will soon receive the attention and tender mercies of the WEF until their president is deposed and replaced with a Globalist Pod Person.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (fs1hN)

283
Don't think the FBI can get away with redacting information already seen by some members of the committee and the whistleblower .
Posted by: polynikes

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They already tried. "We'll show a selected audience a redacted version at our headquarters, okay?"

I think this document must be a damn bombshell, and they're using the weekend to coordinate with the White House, the MSM, social media, and other allies on how to soften it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (lCaJd)

284 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM (Wnv9h)

You have given this old boy hope in humanity itself

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (tfMsm)

285 You do know that the Tesla model Y was the best selling car model in the world in1Q23, right?

I dunno where you got that stat from but its ridiculous

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 12:05 PM (0hOvj)

286 True, but clothing companies only sell what people will buy. And there ain't many takers for modest traditional clothing for women. Hell, even the fat women who would have worn moo-moos decades ago are showing skin. We can thank Madonna and the other female pop stars for teaching girls to dress like whores.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (iFTx/)

Hey now, my Grammy wore a moo-moo. Wait, you're right. She had quite a collection though.

Posted by: Mishdog at June 02, 2023 12:05 PM (YXEoM)

287 Police say this blue-haired perp robbed a convenience store with Nintendo "Duck Hunt" gun

https://tinyurl.com/2x7z2zra

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We need common sense Duck Hunt control.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (FVME7)

288 All the threads are batting 1,000 today (imho).

Like "Fidelity Month" a lot, Buck. Will also celebrate Flag (Wednesday, 14th) and Father's Day (Sunday, 18th). There's also a Federal holiday, Juneteenth (Monday, 19th), too. Not celebrating Global Wind Day on the 15th.

USDA, Scale Economies Provide Advantages to Large Dairy Farms, August 2020. We can't have that. Redistribution of income, jobs, property will continue to be of the utmost importance by US/EU/WEF until 2030 or so. Then we see how it shakes out.

Thanks, again. I've loved that song since very young, and now the story of one of its singers. Historic Vids @ history in memes: In 1988, during the late hours of the night, a Hawaiian musician named Israel Kamakawiwo'ole reached out to a local studio, urgently requesting a recording session. ... So beautiful, so sad.



Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (GshMh)

289 Interestingly most of the women I see in skirts these days are way out of shape. The shapely women are not wearing skirts.

This change in fashion has upset me greatly.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (tfMsm)

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Nothing worse than obese women rockin' the yoga pants. Ugh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (sJSOG)

290 My employer is a very large corp that does mucho business with the feral guv. The rainbow flag was on the pole this morning when I arrived at work; it had replaced the flag usually there: our corporate flag. Institutional capture finalized some years ago….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (HDrsj)

Small drones fitted with flame throwers. Potential huge market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (byM+V)

291 nood

Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (MvF+J)

292 My employer is a very large corp that does mucho business with the feral guv. The rainbow flag was on the pole this morning when I arrived at work; it had replaced the flag usually there: our corporate flag. Institutional capture finalized some years ago….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 11:47 AM (HDrsj)



My company's HQ in Denmark is flying the blasphemous rainbow flag next to the company flag.

Posted by: Karens Everywhere at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

293 You do know that the Tesla model Y was the best selling car model in the world in1Q23, right? Not EV... car.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune

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Yep. People who can make luxury car purchases are purchasing a $50K+ luxury car. Again, twice the median household income will allow that.

The fact remains no one needing or buying normal cars wants or buys EVs.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (n/6gj)

294 Shoot.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

295 274 BTW, it's now considered a prohibited form of protest to sing the national anthem at the US Capitol.
____

Well, it wasn't before, but NOW it is!

(thanks Kevin Luntz McCarthy, great job!)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 12:09 PM (fs1hN)

296 We've got a guy that comes to the local car shows and puts a bunch of signs and graphs up around his Tesla about

FASTEST PRODUCTION VEHICLE IN THE WORLD

and people couldn't care less. The only folks that stop and look are the women walking around with their boyfriends who don't know anything about cars.

I feel sort of bad for him, but at this point I'm pretty sure he's doing it just to troll people who like cool cars.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 11:50 AM (n/6gj)

That guy is just begging to have somebody sneak up behind his car and tie-wrap an extension cord to some under-chassis fixture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:10 PM (byM+V)

297 Police say this blue-haired perp robbed a convenience store with Nintendo "Duck Hunt" gun



As the clerk:
"You can get the fuck outta here with that bullshit, OR, I can treat that as a real gun and reply in kind with my own, thereby splattering your brain matter all over the store. Your call."

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:10 PM (GIBR7)

298 In 1988, during the late hours of the night, a Hawaiian musician named Israel Kamakawiwo'ole reached out to a local studio, urgently requesting a recording session. ... So beautiful, so sad.

Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (GshMh)

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Yeah, that went viral -- really nice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (sJSOG)

299 Police say this blue-haired perp robbed a convenience store with Nintendo "Duck Hunt" gun

Could have got more for that gun on ebay than they got from the store.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (Bd6X8)

300 127 U.S. Navy Officials Branded Critics of LGBT Pride Efforts “Bigots” and “A**holes”

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Hey! I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 11:29 AM (FVME7)

I really don't give a shit what they do but it seems like they should have better things to do, like train and maintain.

Posted by: Javems at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (AmoqO)

301 285 You do know that the Tesla model Y was the best selling car model in the world in1Q23, right?

I dunno where you got that stat from but its ridiculous
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Car & Driver

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (OqSlY)

302 I suspect one really ought to know a little more about old Yip Harburg before sucking up his lyricism.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 01:20 PM (jYCXf)

303 But for EVs there is not much in the way of maintenance needed

We keep hearing this, but it's hard to figure where you get it. They have wheels, brakes, bearings, and suspension, and weigh an extra half a ton. They are going to be maintenance hogs.

What's the last time you changed a spark plug, or set points? 90% of the trouble spots on a normal modern car are electrical. You'll still have them all.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 02, 2023 01:46 PM (jYCXf)

304 June is actually dedicated to the Sacred Heart of Jesus, and has been for a LONG time.

Funny, last year, my Roku selection screen was filled with Pride versions of my channels' logos. Not this year. At least not yet. I wonder why?

Posted by: Iblis at June 02, 2023 03:15 PM (9221z)

305


Finally, my paycheck is $ 8,500 A working 10 hours per week online. My brother’s friend had an average of 12K for several months, he work about 22 hours a week. I can not believe how easy it is, once I try to do so. This is what I do....
AND GOOD LUCK.
HERE====)> www.apprichs.com

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