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Target Extends Losing Streak; JPMorgan Downgrades Stock
"Stakeholder Capitalism" Is Just Corporate Communism

Another day of losses for Target shareholders.

But another day of victory (and visibility) for Target "stakeholders."

More on that in a bit.

12.8 billion (and counting) reasons to re-think hiring and marketing practices?

Shares of retailer Target fell as much a 3.8% on Tuesday, extending losses to an eighth session which brought the company's share price to its lowest intraday level since August 2020.

John Nolte:

JPMorgan downgraded its outlook on Target's stock from a "neutral" rating to "overweight." Prior to the retailer coming out last week as satanic child groomers, JPMorgan had Target listed at a price target of $182. After the retailer came out of the closet as satanic child groomers, JPMorgan dumped that to just $144.

Hope you are enjoying your Pride Month, Target:


"We continue to believe that the consumer is broadly weakening while the share of wallet shift away from goods (51% of [Target's] sales) is ongoing," wrote JPMorgan analyst Christopher Horvers. "While still positive on a [three-year] basis, [Target] has been giving back share on a [one-year] view and we believe this share loss could accelerate into back to school and linger into holiday given consumer pressures and recent company controversies. This could turn [Target's] traffic negative after an impressive run of 12 consecutive positive quarters."

"Target is facing consumer pressures and the effects of recent controversies," JP Morgan said.

I sure hope so.

Target is also facing its "longest losing streak in 23 years." Lol.

How's your Pride Month going so far, Target?

So far, my Pride Month has been pretty awesome.

On May 24, the Target stock price was $143. Today it's down to $130.


But remember, Blackrock, Vanguard, and Obama's other corporate socialist suckbuddies have engineered an economy based on "stakeholder capitalism" -- not shareholder capitalism, but "stakeholder" capitalism, in which everyone -- from the workers to the gays who have nothing at all to do with the company -- is of a higher priority than the actual owners of the company.

"Stakeholder capitalism" -- true name, corporate communism -- claims that everyone has a "stake" in a company. Everyone. A "stake" is an intangible, non-monetary interest.

Every person in the LGBTQ Mafia has a "stake" in Target whether or not they shop there, and whether or not they own stock. Their "stake" is a general stake in whether or not corporations act as "allies" and provide "visibility" -- mainstreaming -- to their groomer causes.

So Blackrock, Vanguard, and Obama's cadre of well-heeled radicals have invented a theory of fiduciary duty in which there is little to no duty owed to those with an actual financial stake in the company, and a major duty owed to those who don't have a stake in the company.

And you can't sue them for mismanagement or misappropriation of shareholder value because this theory says, "You don't have a special privilege just because you own Target stock. Target owes a more important duty to Trans Five Year Olds, who must be 'validated' and made to feel 'seen' by us stocking baby-sized 'Ask Me About My Pronouns' onesies. We have to weigh our (limited) duty to shareholders against our much more important duty to 'stakeholder.'"

Don't like that Target is destroying your value, Target shareholders? Well shut up bigot, and suck a Lady Penis, because Dylan Mulvaney and Lia Thomas are "stakeholders" in Target and xeir feelings are more important than your dirty monetary stake in the company.

Below, Midnight's Edge explains "stakeholder capitalism," which is a euphemism for "socialism."

If it seems like companies are no longer attempting to please their customers or their shareholders -- you have interpreted the situation correctly.

They now consider customers and shareholders to be disfavored groups of very low priority. The important groups they are trying to please are "the oppressed" and "the marginalized," even if they have nothing to do with the company, even if they do not buy its projects, even if they do not invest in it.

This isn't a mistake -- it's the entire intent of Stakeholder Socialism.

Skip to 17:13 to hear about "stakeholder capitalism." The beginning just talks about Disney producing one bomb after another, destroying shareholder value -- and calling themselves heroes for doing so. And then he talks about ESG and lines of credit being conditioned on keeping a high ESG score. And then he plays a clip of Bob Iger telling a shareholder who is sick of Disney's money-burning woke agenda that no, Disney will never abandon its commitment to "improving the world" and "increasing tolerance," even if that costs shareholders money.

In the last bit of the video, Blackrock founder Larry Fine talks about his philosophy of "forcing" people into leftwing social change. He says "force" about six times in two minutes. He's proud to use his economic clout to force people to be leftists.

Content warning for more "stakeholder capitalism," as British Glamour magazine shows off a pregnant woman who had her breasts lopped off and claims to be a "man."

Hey, if you were going to have a child, maybe you should have kept your breasts, maybe?

Does your child have any "stakeholder" interest in your breasts, I wonder? Or is he just a measly shareholder?

Posted by: Ace at 06:10 PM




Comments

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1 I await the closing of our local Target, and Kohls', and our AB distributor. Glorious times.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 06:12 PM (to8pj)

2 I thought the Quick Hits was going to be it for today!

Thanks ACE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 06:14 PM (gVydF)

3 The woman in the new mermaid movie is odd looking.. looks like a fish with her eyes so far over ...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:14 PM (bs+z0)

4 These people are truly crazy. They’ve gone full Marxist

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 01, 2023 06:15 PM (i7Q7S)

5 It's time to do this to Major League Budball

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 06:15 PM (lX8VI)

6 Greg Price @greg_price11 · 5h
Joe Biden claims to the graduating class at Air Force that he applied to the Naval Academy after graduating high school, which is definitely not a thing he ever did. But he did receive five student draft deferments while in college.

https://tinyurl.com/52n4s3bb

andy: He had a shot at getting approved because he was such a great football player.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 06:18 PM (Vwz3I)

7 JPMorgan downgraded its outlook on Target's stock from a "neutral" rating to "overweight."


target stock shareholders have all of the ammo they need to file a lawsuit against the target ceo and board with this downgrade.


target has abandoned it's fiduciary responsibility to it's shareholders in their quest to be woke and it is harming all shareholders.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 06:18 PM (ncXxy)

8 "Stakeholder Capitalism" Is Just Corporate Communism

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Corporate Fascism FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 06:18 PM (/Uewv)

9 He says "force" about six times in two minutes. He's proud to use his economic clout to force people to be leftists.
---
Notorious leftist Cass Sunstein liked to use the word "nudge" because it implied a gentle push towards leftism (at the barrel of a gun, but still...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 06:18 PM (BpYfr)

10 Hey, if you were going to have a child, maybe you should have kept your breasts, maybe?
........

Makes sense, so forget it.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

11 Of course one practical step that you could take would be to move your 401Ks out of these mutual funds to another fund.

Your retirement is their power.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:19 PM (IAwid)

12 Wait...I just read the Matlock sidebar.

They're putting it in the...long ago Mystery She Wrote timeslot after 60 Minutes?

That's precious. Why not reboot Mystery She Wrote and not gender swap?

I denounce myself for asking the question.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 06:20 PM (z/ifB)

13
Another day of losses for Target shareholders.

--------

Where are the greedy law firms soliciting class action lawsuits on behalf of victimized shareholders?

Oh, right -- another institution captured and or terrified of the left Mob

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 06:21 PM (/Uewv)

14 Okay, so the theory says that shareholders can't sue Target for mismanagement, does anyone here know what the law says?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2023 06:22 PM (M+gBW)

15 That's precious. Why not reboot Mystery She Wrote and not gender swap?

I denounce myself for asking the question.
Posted by: TexasDan


Next up is a remake of The Office with a chick. Yes, a remake of a remake because GRRRL BOSS~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 06:22 PM (jzzG8)

16 Pandering to people's perversions is pathetic and psychotic. If I had any money, it would be under my mattress, gathering dust instead of interest.

Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2023 06:22 PM (7zEAH)

17 That's precious. Why not reboot Mystery She Wrote and not gender swap?

I denounce myself for asking the question.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 06:20 PM (z/ifB)
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They can't possibly gender swap Jessica Fletcher to be a man, though I suppose there are 50+ other genders they could choose. More likely, they'd race swap her to be a sassy black woman.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

18 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:19 PM (IAwid)

I showed them. I have no investments or savings and only spend on necessities like food and shelter.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 06:23 PM (lX8VI)

19 Those pics of that pregnant mutant are mucho disturbing. Oh, well...it's Pride Month.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 01, 2023 06:24 PM (Xrfse)

20 Interesting that Larry Fine states you must *FORCE* change.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 06:24 PM (gVydF)

21 If the right and normies ever figure out en masse that they can boycott mutual funds, and either move their money to non-woke ones or to just trade commodities themselves in something like a Roth IRA, then you'll see someone listen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:24 PM (IAwid)

22 Any post pointing out how dumb is Gavin Newsom is a good post.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

23 17 That's precious. Why not reboot Mystery She Wrote and not gender swap?

I denounce myself for asking the question.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 06:20 PM (z/ifB)
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They can't possibly gender swap Jessica Fletcher to be a man, though I suppose there are 50+ other genders they could choose. More likely, they'd race swap her to be a sassy black woman.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel



Jessica Fletcher, TV's greatest serial killer.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsyltucky at June 01, 2023 06:24 PM (LUyqH)

24 Only if you were planning on feeding it.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

25 >>In the last bit of the video, Blackrock founder Larry Fine

Mo, Larry the cheese. woo woo woo woo

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

26 I await the closing of our local Target, and Kohls', and our AB distributor. Glorious times.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


You know who is a big AB Distributor?

Why, Cindy McCain and her family. I think her kids run the distributorship in Phoenix now. It was worth big money at one time, and probably still is. But less than 5 years ago.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 01, 2023 06:25 PM (vcOmj)

27 Below, Midnight's Edge explains "stakeholder capitalism," which is a euphemism for "socialism."

————

Dude must have been reading some MAGA_Ken comments.

The stakeholder battle was lost in the 90s. It’s not some recent invention. What is more recent is tying a company’s financial access to “stakeholders”.

Also I bet if a shareholder sued a company’s board of directors for the value lost pursuing stakeholder interests that a judge would through it out of court.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:25 PM (cMXNt)

28 andy: He had a shot at getting approved because he was such a great football player.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 06:18 PM (Vwz3I)

Only losers brag about stuff that they Almost Did.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2023 06:25 PM (OX9vb)

29 Read not long ago Bud Light is still digging their pit in Wokeness

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 06:26 PM (xhxe8)

30 >>> More likely, they'd race swap her to be a sassy black woman.

They tried, they were going to do a race swap murder she wrote with Octavia Spencer. Angela Lansbury still had some clout apparently when she was alive, she helped kill the project. Now she's dead maybe they will pull a Tolkien heir gambit and revive it.

Ironically, Octavia is on a hit list from the black community because she does not always say the approved things about black culture and race.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2023 06:26 PM (71DG6)

31 I showed them. I have no investments or savings and only spend on necessities like food and shelter.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 06:23 PM (lX8VI)


Lol.

I'm sure a lot of us are in your shoes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:26 PM (IAwid)

32 21 If the right and normies ever figure out en masse that they can boycott mutual funds, and either move their money to non-woke ones or to just trade commodities themselves in something like a Roth IRA, then you'll see someone listen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:24 PM (IAwid)

———

Lots of people are stuck in 401k’s.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:27 PM (cMXNt)

33 Any post pointing out how dumb is Gavin Newsom is a good post.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

.... Gavin Newsom, likely the next President of the US, as determined by Dominion and all those Democrat ballot harvesters out there, with mail in voting, and motor voter registration.
Winning!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 01, 2023 06:27 PM (vcOmj)

34 ... as British Glamour magazine shows off a pregnant woman who had her breasts lopped off and claims to be a "man."

--------

Did they at least consider transplanting them onto Mayor Pothole Pete?

I thought that this was the recycling crowd, after all ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 06:27 PM (xSRKB)

35 That's quite the beer belly that "dude" has.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

36 If the Target boycott works, and regular moms really do shop somewhere else to protect their kids and send a message, there is still hope for America. Because that place and brand has a huge mom cult following for some reason.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2023 06:28 PM (71DG6)

37 Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

.... Gavin Newsom, likely the next President of the US, as determined by Dominion and all those Democrat ballot harvesters out there, with mail in voting, and motor voter registration.
Winning!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 01, 2023 06:27 PM (vcOmj)

--------

Make America Califzuela Finally!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 06:29 PM (xSRKB)

38 Corporate Communism.. I like it, have to give it some thought.. right now I am still going with classic Fascism as their label… we are passingly close to classic Nazism in this country, given a few more national elections.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:29 PM (PCK5/)

39 If the Target boycott works, and regular moms really do shop somewhere else to protect their kids and send a message, there is still hope for America. Because that place and brand has a huge mom cult following for some reason.
Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2023 06:28 PM (71DG6)
----
We like to talk about the AWFL brigade and there's no doubt they are influential, but how big is it, really?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

40 No one wants to say it but one group makes modern retail commerce difficult in certain areas. I know we need to step very carefully here.

Posted by: JmT at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (4upfP)

41 36 If the Target boycott works, and regular moms really do shop somewhere else to protect their kids and send a message, there is still hope for America. Because that place and brand has a huge mom cult following for some reason.
Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2023 06:28 PM (71DG6)

———

Unfortunately Target has more MILFs than Walmart.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (cMXNt)

42 Lots of people are stuck in 401k’s.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken


I just converted a lot of my 401K to a gold and silver IRA.

Yeah, a lot of my "401K" was with Schwab, Vanguard and Blackrock. Yeah.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (vcOmj)

43 It just occurred to me, in this case, if it is an at-home birth, who attends? A midhusband? A midwife? A midgender? Are there midbinaries? Midpartners?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (MbWzp)

44 I am 95% confident Gavin Newsom is dumber than Joe Biden, without even considering the dementia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

45 Stake: Sharpened, pointed, stick...legendarily used to kill (corporate) Vampires. Common current usage, stake holding mobs stabbing Golden Geese...owned by others.

Posted by: birddog at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM (uAI4S)

46 Soon, “ all your money are belong to them “ anyway.

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM (PCK5/)

47 If the Target boycott works, and regular moms really do shop somewhere else to protect their kids and send a message, there is still hope for America. Because that place and brand has a huge mom cult following for some reason.
Posted by: LizLem

From what I've read the grocery sales were funding Targey. It doesn't take a large loss of grocery sales to foul up their bottom line.
And from what I've read that is exactly what is happening.
Can't happen fast enough!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM (gVydF)

48 If the right and normies ever figure out en masse that they can boycott mutual funds, and either move their money to non-woke ones or to just trade commodities themselves in something like a Roth IRA, then you'll see someone listen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Commodity funds and indexes are owned by the same co's that own the other funds. Trading futures is a mug's game as well; you're trying to compete with the co's that trade futures at millions per second and hypothecate metal they claim to own something like 100:1. There are no good answers.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 06:32 PM (jzzG8)

49 Target is taking it in the financial ass?

During Pride Month?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:32 PM (Wnv9h)

50 By their fruit ye shall know them:

@BIZPACReview 2m
Tempers flare, scuffle breaks out at funeral service for trans Walgreens shoplifter http://dlvr.it/Sq0rSk

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 06:33 PM (jzzG8)

51 I just converted a lot of my 401K to a gold and silver IRA.

Yeah, a lot of my "401K" was with Schwab, Vanguard and Blackrock. Yeah.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (vcOmj)

———-

I’ve always maxed out my 401k contributions so I have a pretty good nest egg compared to most people. However I also probably have had a lower standard of living compared to my income peers due to that.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:33 PM (cMXNt)

52 I thought Larry Fine worked for Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe?

Posted by: Decrepit Old Man at June 01, 2023 06:34 PM (ssESX)

53 "In the last bit of the video, Blackrock founder Larry Fine talks about his philosophy of "forcing" people into leftwing social change. He says "force" about six times in two minutes. He's proud to use his economic clout to force people to be leftists."


This is the ultimate goal of "OUR Precious Democracy!"

Because it is OURS! Not YOURS, serfs.

Posted by: Your Betters at June 01, 2023 06:34 PM (AMIL/)

54 I am 95% confident Gavin Newsom is dumber than Joe Biden, without even considering the dementia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM

But..but...he's so handsome! And caring!

Posted by: AWFLs everywhere at June 01, 2023 06:34 PM (Wnv9h)

55 I thought Larry Fine worked for Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe?
Posted by: Decrepit Old Man

He doesn't work for them he blackmails them with ESG.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 06:35 PM (gVydF)

56 Stakeholder Capitalism sounds more like neo-feudalism to me.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 01, 2023 06:35 PM (fQ9P7)

57 53 "In the last bit of the video, Blackrock founder Larry Fine talks about his philosophy of "forcing" people into leftwing social change. He says "force" about six times in two minutes. He's proud to use his economic clout to force people to be leftists." …

What I want to know is what do Moe and Curly think???

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM (PCK5/)

58 54 I am 95% confident Gavin Newsom is dumber than Joe Biden, without even considering the dementia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM

But..but...he's so handsome! And caring!
Posted by: AWFLs everywhere at June 01, 2023 06:34 PM (Wnv9h)
----
He is known as Governor Hair Gel in these parts.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM (ssESX)

59 The stakeholder usually drives it through the heart, non?

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM (lX8VI)

60 Murder, she wrote had a cute little music ditty, but for my money none of the others Mac & Wife, McCloud, Bannigan, ... can't think of others

ever measured up to Columbo. Peter Falk ftw!

Ah, just one more thing, sir...

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM (3byMq)

61 By their fruit ye shall know them:

@BIZPACReview 2m
Tempers flare, scuffle breaks out at funeral service for trans Walgreens shoplifter http://dlvr.it/Sq0rSk
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 06:33 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM (Wnv9h)

62 It just occurred to me, in this case, if it is an at-home birth, who attends? A midhusband? A midwife? A midgender? Are there midbinaries? Midpartners?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


C'mon, man. The pride flag only has room for so many stripes. Mantis shrimp won't be able to tell the colors apart.

Posted by: mikeski at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM (DgGvY)

63 I just converted a lot of my 401K to a gold and silver IRA.

Yeah, a lot of my "401K" was with Schwab, Vanguard and Blackrock. Yeah.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (vcOmj)

Schwab put all my stuff in Blackrock. I just figured this out.

My other stuff is in Vanguard. I have to make a move.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 06:38 PM (z/ifB)

64 "37 Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

.... Gavin Newsom, likely the next President of the US, as determined by Dominion and all those Democrat ballot harvesters out there, with mail in voting, and motor voter registration.
Winning!"

Ahhh, they didn't count on RFK, Jr. to be a spoiler. That will split the crazy vote just enough to let Brandon scuffle through.

Posted by: Jake Speed at June 01, 2023 06:38 PM (Vu1jV)

65 Commodity funds and indexes are owned by the same co's that own the other funds. Trading futures is a mug's game as well; you're trying to compete with the co's that trade futures at millions per second and hypothecate metal they claim to own something like 100:1. There are no good answers.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 06:32 PM (jzzG


————

I’ve basically become an economic hippie over the last few years. It’s a rigged game. Frankly I’m halfway to Bernie Bro territory wanting to stick it to billionaires (which 99% seem to be pretty evil). I also think foundations and NGOs should have shelf life of 10 years then they have to liquidate assets and monetary amount strict limits on educational foundations ($100 million or so).

I also think that no one should be allowed to donate to campaigns they cannot vote in.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:38 PM (cMXNt)

66 What I want to know is what do Moe and Curly think???
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM

We think he's a numbskull!

Posted by: Moe and Curly at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (Wnv9h)

67 My company made a huge error in letting a retarded female college graduate scrunt weasel pick a tranny to peddle products for fag month despite our edict not to say or acknowledge it at all, something we're now scrambling to do crisis management on because now we're in for it

Something similar happened with Twitter and Daily Wire, even though Musk has taken over and changed policy, you still have middle managers acting like stupid fucking retards and starting nuclear fires that senior leadership and executives have to clean up

Lots of middle managers need to be cleaned out of these companies and shown the door

Also, stop hiring AWFLs, assholes

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (VTu1l)

68 The best thing is the ESG staff at all these investment houses are all 20 somethings with marginal liberal arts degrees. Never done anything, never built anything but want to know what you are doing to save the planet. Madness.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (oWBc3)

69 So a LGBTQwhatever teacher had a pride flag outside it's room in a planter and someone burned it ? My monies on the teacher

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (bs+z0)

70 >>> boss .... Gavin Newsom, likely the next President of the US

After Biden? The lefty elites certainly pray so.

If they can kill primary debates for the DNC when they are trying to play POTUS kingmaker with Newsome, he has a shot. He's an absolute imbecile when grilled. The Adam Carolla podcast interview with him is still a golden, chef's kiss moment of showing how dumb he is next to an interviewer like Adam, someone with lived experience about how dumb the left is, mixed with logic, facts, and a quick mind.

A Larry Elder debate with Newsome would be hilarious. Never gonna happen, but hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (dpJm/)

71 Tempers flare, scuffle breaks out at funeral service for trans Walgreens shoplifter


His family loved Banko so much that he was homeless and not allowed to live with them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (IAwid)

72 Corporate Communism.. I like it, have to give it some thought.. right now I am still going with classic Fascism as their label… we are passingly close to classic Nazism in this country, given a few more national elections.
Posted by: tubal

Ron Paul actually called this some years ago.
"Corporatism", when corporations are still "independent" but do the bidding of the government. The government does not own "the means of production" (communism), but tells the corporations what to do (fascism). So yeah, "national socialism" is pretty close to "fascism", or "corporatism".
And remember that stupid old Joe Biden willingly does what he is told.
And despite the boogeyman that the WEF is made out to be (and they are bad people), they are again, just a front for other (handful) people who have a LOT of money and want to rule the world as global oligarchs. And they are pretty damn close to getting their way.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (vcOmj)

73 JPMorgan downgraded its outlook on Target's stock from a "neutral" rating to "overweight."


Just wait until Target is downgraded to "morbidly obese" and then to "Lizzo".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 01, 2023 06:40 PM (0yuxP)

74 http://dlvr.it/Sq0rSk

You have so much to be proud of Reverend.

It looked like Yasser Arafat's funeral. A people destroying itself.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

75
"Stakeholder Capitalism" Is Just Corporate Communism

Yes, exactly.

It's a lame-ass way to ace the investors out of their rightful position and interests in profitability and to give the money that's rightfully their's to a bunch of whiners who hate the company and its investor, but-

who's politics line up with the owners/board.

I can't see how this is legal at all.

I'm surprised that no one has sued and taken these a-holes to court.

They are literally swindling the investors out of their money.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2023 06:41 PM (RJQ8g)

76 The gas and oil refineries blowup, burn. The food processors blowup, burn. Formula shortages. Rapid growth of Dollar General & the government steps in with inspections & fines. Target, Kohl's...nonsense. The Dodgers nonsense; banking crises; bizarre weather patterns; loads of medication shortages including Amoxicillin...

I swear we're being f*^%ing herded.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade too. at June 01, 2023 06:41 PM (GshMh)

77 His family loved Banko so much that he was homeless and not allowed to live with them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (IAwid)

I expect they think they have won the Ghetto lottery

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:41 PM (bs+z0)

78 Fink is a fink.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 06:41 PM (74IAw)

79 As was noted in the twitter comments, I'm betting it involved the coming lawsuit money.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 01, 2023 06:42 PM (9nwlC)

80 Fink is a fink.

************

Fucking fink is a finking fuckhead

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:42 PM (VTu1l)

81 ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I'm innocent, I tell's ya~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 06:42 PM (jzzG8)

82 >>> I’ve always maxed out my 401k contributions so I have a pretty good nest egg compared to most people. However I also probably have had a lower standard of living compared to my income peers due to that.

Good for you. I need to do that more! Dave Ramsey always says about saving for retirement, live like no one else, so that one day you can live like no one else.

Posted by: LizLem at June 01, 2023 06:42 PM (dpJm/)

83 Schwab put all my stuff in Blackrock. I just figured this out.

My other stuff is in Vanguard. I have to make a move.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 06:38 PM (z/ifB)

———-

I’m 53 with my money in 401k’s, I think my move is to start removing my money by the substantially equal payments method to pay for all household expenses then the additional liquidity provided can be used for non-governmental retirement savings.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:42 PM (cMXNt)

84 So a LGBTQwhatever teacher had a pride flag outside it's room in a planter and someone burned it ? My monies on the teacher

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (bs+z0)

There it is.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 06:43 PM (lX8VI)

85 OT: I made an appointment with my eye doctor. Earliest i can see him is in 2 months.

I made an appointment with my PCP. Earliest I can see him is in 2 months.

Ain't this place a geographical oddity, two months from everywhere

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:43 PM (VTu1l)

86 I expect they think they have won the Ghetto lottery

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:41 PM (bs+z0)



Like the absent father that shows up at his bastard's NFL draft day celebration.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:43 PM (IAwid)

87 Being a stakeholder worked out well for me.

Posted by: Abraham Van Helsing at June 01, 2023 06:44 PM (ppBhU)

88 So far my employer has been really good about all manner of things, (wuhan por ejemplo - never forced the clot shot). But things are definitely shifting left.

the founders of the company would likely be appalled, or at least alarmed. I miss those guys.

Mike's motto was "work hard, play hard."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, 3/12 FA at June 01, 2023 06:44 PM (T/Lqj)

89 I see that the Bankos wasted no time trying to make banko on Banko's buried body.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 06:44 PM (eZV9h)

90 I am 95% confident Gavin Newsom is dumber than Joe Biden, without even considering the dementia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM

Dumb or smart on this level is interesting to consider. Biden has always thought he was smart. I'd bet Obama was far more intelligent than Biden.

Posted by: JmT at June 01, 2023 06:44 PM (4upfP)

91 So a LGBTQwhatever teacher had a pride flag outside it's room in a planter and someone burned it ? My monies on the teacher

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:39 PM (bs+z0)

There it is.
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 06:43 PM

Bingo. These days there is a rebuttable presumption that the supposed victim is the perpetrator.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

92 Horde Investing advice.. how does it stack up to Horde Medical advice or Horde Relationship advice… or ANY Horde advice???

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

93 I'd bet Obama was far more intelligent than Biden.
Posted by: JmT at June 01, 2023 06:44 PM

To be fair, so is yeast.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

94 Gavin knows nothing about slick.

Jack Lord, early-mid Elvis. Now that's doing the slick correctly.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 06:45 PM (3byMq)

95 We like to talk about the AWFL brigade and there's no doubt they are influential, but how big is it, really?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

I'd bet they're 200 - 250lbs a piece.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2023 06:46 PM (Angsy)

96 OT: I made an appointment with my eye doctor. Earliest i can see him is in 2 months.

I made an appointment with my PCP. Earliest I can see him is in 2 months.

Ain't this place a geographical oddity, two months from everywhere
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger
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I'm so old that I can remember pre-Obamacare, when one could make an appointment for later this week, or next week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 06:46 PM (eZV9h)

97 Horde Medical advice

******************

Always regard with suspicion any Horde medical advice that doesn't include alcohol

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:46 PM (VTu1l)

98 Horde Investing advice.. how does it stack up to Horde Medical advice or Horde Relationship advice… or ANY Horde advice???



Lol.

You'll get none from me.

I'm heavily invested in live chickens in preparation for the burning times. They are tiny food machines.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:47 PM (IAwid)

99 The woman in the new mermaid movie is odd looking.. looks like a fish with her eyes so far over ...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:14 PM (bs+z0)


Yeah, she does have a odd mutanty face sorta.

She should star in a movie remake of Lovecraft's "The Shadow Over Innsmouth"

No SFX needed!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2023 06:47 PM (RJQ8g)

100 Always regard with suspicion any Horde medical advice that doesn't include alcohol
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:46 PM (VTu1l)

Or a hot iron

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 06:47 PM (bs+z0)

101 I'd bet they're 200 - 250lbs a piece.

***********************

I thought we used the metric system on this smart military blog

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (VTu1l)

102 I'm surprised that no one has sued and taken these a-holes to court.

They are literally swindling the investors out of their money.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2023 06:41 PM (RJQ8g)


———

Mainly because a judge would throw out the suit saying you can always invest elsewhere.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (cMXNt)

103
Lol.

You'll get none from me.

I'm heavily invested in live chickens in preparation for the burning times. They are tiny food machines.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:47 PM (IAwid)

You must've been rolling in dough after egg prices went through the roof.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (eYoxG)

104

Blackrock is owned by Larry FINK.

Larry Fine was a Stooge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (x0n13)

105
Or a hot iron
Posted by: It's me donna
-------

Bleeding...at least we haven't adopted bleeding.

I do, however, have a fleam.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 06:49 PM (eZV9h)

106 Ah, chickens…. the creature that is EVERYTHING’S Food Bank..

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

107 To be fair, so is yeast.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

Easily to be dismissive. I'd still say Obama is more intelligent than Biden.

Posted by: JmT at June 01, 2023 06:49 PM (4upfP)

108 98 tiny food machines.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:47 PM (IAwid)


I saw Tiny Food Machines open for Kraftwerk at the Sportspalast in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2023 06:49 PM (x0n13)

109 I thought we used the metric system on this smart military blog

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM

There are two kinds of countries in this world. Those which use the metric system, and those which have put men on the moon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (Wnv9h)

110 35 That's quite the beer belly that "dude" has.

bud light will do that to you

Posted by: anachronda at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (v3pYe)

111 You must've been rolling in dough after egg prices went through the roof.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (eYoxG)



I'm an idiot.

Gave a lot of them away at church or to family.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (IAwid)

112 104

Blackrock is owned by Larry FINK.

Larry Fine was a Stooge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (x0n13)

And a damned fine one too, JJ!

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

113 I'm so old that I can remember pre-Obamacare, when one could make an appointment for later this week, or next week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 06:46 PM (eZV9h)

-------

AND purchasing relatively inexpensive catastrophic health insurance if you were young and healthy was not forbidden.

Collectivism ... is they're nothing it can't destroy?
/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (Vsn/j)

114 So Ace is saying I can do an initial public offering on my Boobs and that stakeholders can invest in them?

8% dividends the first year and after that, we can really milk the profits.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (6Tc2R)

115 He is known as Governor Hair Gel in these parts.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 06:36 PM (ssESX)
........

Gov. Hair Gel vs. Pres. Hair Plugs

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

116 104 Larry Fine was a Stooge.

and one of the finest

Posted by: anachronda at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (v3pYe)

117 Hey, if you were going to have a child, maybe you should have kept your breasts, maybe?

**

I wonder if she is taking male hormones during pregnancy and what effect that may have on the baby

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 06:51 PM (vHIgi)

118 To be fair, so is yeast.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

Easily to be dismissive. I'd still say Obama is more intelligent than Biden.
Posted by: JmT at June 01, 2023 06:49 PM

I wasn't being dismissive. I was crapping on Biden.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

119 >>Larry Fine was a Stooge.

Oh, a wise guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

120 Larry Fine was a Stooge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (x0n13)

And a damned fine one too, JJ!
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (PCK5/)


Well I never!

Posted by: Iggy Pop at June 01, 2023 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

121 I am not understanding how the Marxists have jacked up mental illness.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 06:51 PM (xhxe8)

122 The bigger victims make a full time paycheck.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 06:51 PM (XCuuW)

123 If I were a Target shareholder I'd sue

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 06:52 PM (vHIgi)

124 Spread out, numbskulls!

Posted by: Moe Fink at June 01, 2023 06:52 PM (Xrfse)

125 I thought we used the metric system on this smart military blog

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (VTu1l)

None of that commie measurement crap here!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2023 06:52 PM (Angsy)

126 Adult who "transitioned" regrets decision and warns parents of dangers:

https://tinyurl.com/2758xtyu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 06:52 PM (uHDzq)

127 Why not reboot Mystery She Wrote and not gender swap?

******
They did onABC - Castle, a mystery writer helps out NYPD solve murders.

Posted by: Sassy at June 01, 2023 06:52 PM (xSICi)

128
Moe referred to Larry as "puddin-head" IIRC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2023 06:53 PM (x0n13)

129 Last time I checked, Vanguard was a mutual company.

That means that in addition to owning shares within their funds, as a shareholder you actually own the fund itself. This is specifically different than TRowe Price, State Street, and most of the others who run funds for profit.

Please look it up. There is no reason to tar everyone with the same brush.

Posted by: jc at June 01, 2023 06:53 PM (N1WXz)

130 124 Spread out, numbskulls!
Posted by: Moe Fink at June 01, 2023 06:52 PM (Xrfse)


Mike Fink > Barton Fink > Moe Fink.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 01, 2023 06:53 PM (x0n13)

131 At least we have not mentioned that “ lesser” Stooge…

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

132 I'm sure someone has already said it.
The only stake I want to hold in Target and the rest of these scum outfits is the one I'm driving through their heart before I cut their heads off and toss it into the fires.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at June 01, 2023 06:54 PM (VdTX+)

133 He has had his hair slicked back ever since Christian Bale in American Psycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

134 131 At least we have not mentioned that “ lesser” Stooge…
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:54 PM (PCK5/)


Joe Besser?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 01, 2023 06:54 PM (PiwSw)

135 At least we have not mentioned that “ lesser” Stooge…
Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 06:54 PM

Zeppo?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:54 PM (Wnv9h)

136 There are two kinds of countries in this world. Those which use the metric system, and those which have put men on the moon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:50 PM (Wnv9h)

--------

Never gets old (at least until Canada puts the first tranny on the moon) and not funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 06:55 PM (seynP)

137 113 I'm so old that I can remember pre-Obamacare, when one could make an appointment for later this week, or next week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 06:46 PM (eZV9h)


———-

When Obamacare passed the number of doctors and nurses hit a wall. Basically before Obamacare the employment levels would increase with the general population and afterwards the level flatlined. I was even able to tie that to a change in the mortality rate with an R^2 of 0.95

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:55 PM (cMXNt)

138 I wish employees could sue execs for mismanagement leading to layoffs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 06:55 PM (vHIgi)

139 I wonder if she is taking male hormones during pregnancy and what effect that may have on the baby
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 06:51 PM (vHIgi)

In the article, it says it stopped taking the hormones because of some unspecified health reason, and then unintentionally got pregnant.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2023 06:55 PM (OX9vb)

140 I'm surprised that no one has sued and taken these a-holes to court.

They are literally swindling the investors out of their money.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2023 06:41 PM (RJQ8g)


———

Mainly because a judge would throw out the suit saying you can always invest elsewhere.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 06:48 PM (cMXNt)



That would make no difference esp. if you're an investor of long standing.

There are laws regarding that. Owners can't just suddenly fuck you out of your money or change the game. That is literally swindling the investor.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2023 06:55 PM (RJQ8g)

141 Zeppo was a Marx Brother

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe8)

142 98 I'm heavily invested in live chickens in preparation for the burning times. They are tiny food machines.

are they flammable?

Posted by: anachronda at June 01, 2023 06:56 PM (v3pYe)

143 129 Last time I checked, Vanguard was a mutual company.

That means that in addition to owning shares within their funds, as a shareholder you actually own the fund itself. This is specifically different than TRowe Price, State Street, and most of the others who run funds for profit.

Please look it up. There is no reason to tar everyone with the same brush.
Posted by: jc at June 01, 2023 06:53 PM (N1WXz)

Staff still comes from the colleges so gets similar personnel.

It is somewhat mistaken to portray things as investment management firms(who in general are relatively latecomers to wokeness or on average less exposed) as pulling everyone else along. Everything is broadly infected at middle levels with varying degrees of infection at the highest levels.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 06:56 PM (eYoxG)

144 I'm so old that I can remember pre-Obamacare, when one could make an appointment for later this week, or next week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 06:46 PM (eZV9h)

Yeah, I've been quite shocked that i can't get a fucking appointment for anything that isn't two or three months away. And now we just accept it like they do in every other shithole country.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 06:56 PM (lX8VI)

145 I know this would never happen but I would laugh if people went to Target in June and bought up all that woke crap. And then returned it all on July 1st. Target would have a great sales month in June and their woke marketing assholes would use it to say "They were right!" And then July would be a disaster and they would have a huge pile of crap they could not sell.

Ah well, boycott it is.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 01, 2023 06:56 PM (CZbO9)

146 Biden has always thought he was smart. I'd bet Obama was far more intelligent than Biden.
Posted by: JmT

Val was/is smarter than both of them (and I have to include Michelle.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 06:57 PM (gVydF)

147 Zeppo was a Marx Brother
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 06:56 PM Zeppelin?

Did I really need the sarc tag?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)

148 Did I really need the sarc tag?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)

So, someone Gummo'd the joke?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2023 06:58 PM (Angsy)

149 Here I was, always of the impression that a CEO of a company could never intentionally take an action that would tank the stock price...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 06:58 PM (MeG8a)

150 Did I really need the sarc tag?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)
===
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk tag

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

151 Went to see a dr today and the assistant had a rainbow mask on

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 06:58 PM (vHIgi)

152 I'm an idiot.

Gave a lot of them away at church or to family.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I have news for you... that proves you are NOT an idiot.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 06:58 PM (gVydF)

153 I’ve read the last chapter of this story. They lose.

Posted by: Bible Student at June 01, 2023 06:59 PM (9X60i)

154 149 Here I was, always of the impression that a CEO of a company could never intentionally take an action that would tank the stock price...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 06:58 PM (MeG8a)

They're not supposed to but shareholders don't pay much attention(worse since widespread indexing became the norm) and keeping management from doing stupid shit with investor money is a key problem studied in finance. The "principal-agent problem".

Used to be they'd just blow investor money on fancy buildings and private planes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 07:00 PM (eYoxG)

155 During Sexy Sexy Kids Month????

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 07:00 PM (lX8VI)

156 Pro tip: Stakeholder capitalism was created and pushed by people who hate capitalism and seek to destroy it.

Posted by: CppThis at June 01, 2023 07:00 PM (PZvjL)

157 Can you use a shiv as a fleam? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 01, 2023 07:00 PM (PiwSw)

158 I’ve read the last chapter of this story. They lose.

Posted by: Bible Student at June 01, 2023 06:59 PM (9X60i)

Maybe start referring to them as the "condemned already?"

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2023 07:00 PM (Angsy)

159 Target managed to crawl back for a slight gain today in the market. I am curious - it appeared for awhile that when Bud was first in its Bud Lighting phase it's stock price didn't drop much. But its volume was up a bit. Is the ESG capital freaks sending their money into these woke companies to try and stabilize the price and make sure the CEOs stay settled down?

Posted by: Black JEM at June 01, 2023 07:01 PM (6w0/G)

160 Isn't Larry Fine one of the three sooges?

Posted by: TheAncient at June 01, 2023 07:01 PM (T4RS9)

161 In traditional, long range military marksmanship, there is a "pit" dug about eight feet deep, with a mechanism to raise and lower the target. Elevated, it's visible to the shooter, lowered, the crew, down in "the pit" can look at the bullet holes and record the scores.

But if there is NOT a bullet hole after a shot? One of the crew will raise and wave a stick which projects about 4 ft. above ground level, being visible to the shooter.

Affixed to this stick, is a stylized cardboard cutout, in the shape of a set of boxer shorts, or actual shorts mounted so as to be fully visible as such in direct view. Usually, red or pink in color.

This is called "Maggie's Drawers", and they communicate that the shooter has Missed the Target.

I think flying a Maggie's Drawer's flag in proximity to a Target store, would be a great meme. Yeah, about 0.002% of the AWFLs who shop there would have the faintest clue as to the meaning. But WE would, and that's good enough for me.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2023 07:01 PM (e6UQI)

162 Stooges

Posted by: TheAncient at June 01, 2023 07:01 PM (T4RS9)

163 I want shareholder democracy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:01 PM (vHIgi)

164 Went to see a dr today and the assistant had a rainbow mask on

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 06:58 PM (vHIgi)

Lord help us

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 07:01 PM (lX8VI)

165 Here I was, always of the impression that a CEO of a company could never intentionally take an action that would tank the stock price...
Posted by: gourmand du jour


True, but who's going to be the one to prosecute or sue him?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 07:02 PM (jzzG8)

166
If they can kill primary debates for the DNC when they are trying to play POTUS kingmaker with Newsome, he has a shot.

The Dem powers say no debates.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 07:02 PM (63Dwl)

167 Target Corp is in huge trouble, and I wouldn't be surprised to see a bankruptcy/reorganization early next year. The boycott is actually far from their biggest problem, but that is the icing on the cake that is bringing it all to a head. The real disaster is that they had to report $1.2 BILLION in losses to theft last year, and that number is accelerating because they have no corporate will to do what would be needed to stem it.

Combine this number with the fact that Target has chosen to emphasize groceries and consumables (very low margins) over clothes and furnishings (much higher margins) over the last few years, and it guarantees that every Target in an blue state urban area is already running at a significant loss. Red State stores have been making money and propping up the corp, but if the Boycott cuts their numbers, the entire house of cards could come tumbling down quite quickly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 07:02 PM (i9ffA)

168 Peaceful protest by various faith traditions on June 16 planned against Dodgers and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence . How much do you want to guess that Fibbies or in disguise Will show up and be violent ?

From Church Militant site ;

https://tinyurl.com/3hv3wzdz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 07:03 PM (uHDzq)

169 141 Zeppo was a Marx Brother. OT, but what with Skip's post. There's a picture out there of all five Marx brothers in their later years, not in costume, and they look like the most genuinely happy five brothers on Earth, all very successful.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 07:03 PM (lz5hY)

170 Biden will reportedly nominate Amy Cohen as the new CDC director. Yes, this Amy Cohen.

https://tinyurl.com/mu4phfaa

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2023 07:03 PM (sWM8x)

171 167
So Target should just close those blue urban stores

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:04 PM (vHIgi)

172 Tempers flare, scuffle breaks out

Just another manic ONT

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 07:04 PM (a3Q+t)

173 Original morons

https://tinyurl.com/mr46653b

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)

174 171 167
So Target should just close those blue urban stores
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:04 PM (vHIgi)

Reversing everything after a massive decline would make them a good turnaround investment. You see that sort of thing in companies now and then.

Not sure that woke is as easy to get rid of as stupid business practices though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 07:05 PM (eYoxG)

175 Hiya

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2023 07:06 PM (T4tVD)

176 Maybe some annoyed billionaire will buy target

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:06 PM (vHIgi)

177 They can't possibly gender swap Jessica Fletcher to be a man, though I suppose there are 50+ other genders they could choose. More likely, they'd race swap her to be a sassy black woman.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

RuPaul would be perfect. And every episode ends with a Drag Show.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 07:06 PM (i9ffA)

178 Tom, yeah Target is in trouble - and they aren't making any money on their clothes - talk to Kohl's about how profitable clothing is - so they are dependent on grocery volume above just about anything else. Now, where you live has some impact on where you shop for groceries, but Target is generally the most expensive grocery store, with the most limited offerings of the big guys. There is no reason to buy groceries at Target. So it should be easy to break them ladies.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 01, 2023 07:06 PM (6w0/G)

179 Being an EGG-sanctioned stakeholder in a corporation lets you legally suck money out of the corporation until it goes bankrupt, wiping out the annoying shareholders, then repeating the process after the Government Stakeholders bail out the corporation. Rinse, repeat...

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2023 07:09 PM (AMIL/)

180 This is called "Maggie's Drawers", and they communicate that the shooter has Missed the Target.
Posted by: Jim at June 01, 2023 07:01 PM


I'm fond, very fond, of the guys in the pit.

Posted by: Maggie at June 01, 2023 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

181 Zeppo's name is actually a misspelling. It's really Zippo and he invented the famous lighters.

/sarc for Skip

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at June 01, 2023 07:09 PM (VdTX+)

182 143 129 Last time I checked, Vanguard was a mutual company. .....

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Staff still comes from the colleges so gets similar personnel.

It is somewhat mistaken to portray things as investment management firms(who in general are relatively latecomers to wokeness or on average less exposed) as pulling everyone else along. Everything is broadly infected at middle levels with varying degrees of infection at the highest levels.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 06:56 PM (eYoxG)

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If there is someone specific who did something specific that needs some negative attention, I am all for it.

One of the reasons I am adamantly anti-left is that I hate mobs burning everybody just in case they might be a witch.

Posted by: jc at June 01, 2023 07:09 PM (N1WXz)

183 Supposedly John Solomon is going to drop some j6 footage tonight.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 07:10 PM (MeG8a)

184 171 167
So Target should just close those blue urban stores
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:04 PM (vHIgi)

It's the obvious response - and that's why I said that management does not have the will to do what needs to be one to save it. They're so scared of looking bad to their social group that they'd rather force a Bankruptcy Judge to order them to do it, then they can say they had no choice. (well they'll probably all take golden parachutes and disapear before the filing)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 07:10 PM (i9ffA)

185 I've never shopped at Target or Kohl's and never bought Bud Light.

Don't plan on starting any time soon.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2023 07:11 PM (39+0L)

186 Target has expensive groceries but not as bad as Whole Foods.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 07:11 PM (MeG8a)

187 171 167
So Target should just close those blue urban stores
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:04 PM (vHIgi)
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They can't - because the virtue signaling to maintain their LBGTLMNOP+++++? score won't let them leave. They are facing huge losses in blue areas which are supported by suburban store profits. They have much less financial buffer than most people think. Bankruptcy wouldn't kill them, they'd re-organize, but it would be a glorious feather in our cap to force it. Blackrock is just praying the real estate market doesn't completely collapse or else they are toast - which would be awesome indeed. And Fink is beginning to run into a dispute with Fed Chairman Powell - who has anointed Jamie Dimon to be the grand poohbah of private lending - not hedge funds. More popcorn please.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 01, 2023 07:12 PM (6w0/G)

188 I confess I liked shopping at target
Unlike walmart, it's clean and orderly, and employees do not look suicidal

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:13 PM (vHIgi)

189 I've never shopped at Target or Kohl's and never bought Bud Light.

Don't plan on starting any time soon.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2023 07:11 PM

Ditto. Can't boycott them any more than I already do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

190 I've never tasted that piss water Bud Light. Sincerely.

I wouldn't wash a cat's taint with it.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 07:13 PM (lX8VI)

191 Somebody interviewing Groucho brought up his quick wit and Harpo's comedic pantomime. Asked what Chico's contribution to show business was, Groucho replied he introduced gonorreah to the Orpheum vaudeville circuit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 07:13 PM (lz5hY)

192 I've been boycotting them for the last decade.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 01, 2023 07:14 PM (oJm/a)

193 They did onABC - Castle, a mystery writer helps out NYPD solve murders.

Posted by: Sassy at June 01, 2023 06:52 PM (xSICi)

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I used to chuckle every time the Nathan Fillion character would go out on an armed raid with the team wearing a bulletproof jacket that said "WRITER" big white block letters.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 07:14 PM (yO9d+)

194 I track this back to when my fresh faced ass entered the workplace, in '95. I was presented - rushed, honestly - with all the 401K options and IRA options and all the myriad of ways in which I was supposed to give an additional percentage of my money to Wall Street-

And who pushed the con ?
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Top of the pyramid. Same as ever.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 07:15 PM (lX8VI)

195 Did I really need the sarc tag?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)


No, you should have said "Hardy"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 07:16 PM (xhaym)

196 189 I confess I liked shopping at target
Unlike walmart, it's clean and orderly, and employees do not look suicidal
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 07:13 PM (vHIgi)

My wife was once a Target fanatic, she loved going there just for the looks, and how clean and bright it was (as opposed to Walmart, which even at the best of times is pretty much a jumbled mess) But she's quit going because she says over the last 5 or 6 years it's as though they quit trying, the merch lost the appeal it had and the store quit doing the things that she and the early aficionados loved so much. (I think this coincided with their move into groceries and consumables) And during Covid, the shelves got empty, the stores got dirty, and they've never gotten back the "feel" they once had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 07:17 PM (i9ffA)

197 I used to chuckle every time the Nathan Fillion character would go out on an armed raid with the team wearing a bulletproof jacket that said "WRITER" big white block letters.
Posted by: ShainS


I remember the episode where he wore that vest into a hostage situation and the lady holding the hostages at gunpoint accidentally shot him in the vest to which he exclaimed, "She dotted the I!"

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 01, 2023 07:18 PM (0yuxP)

198 The counter attack could have come only from customers, as shareholders are too diffuse, being effectively channeled through investment companies. The actual owners are isolated from control of what their money buys.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 07:18 PM (TgBWG)

199 Well, if the pyramid crumbles, we are all so hosed. The reason Wall Street is so important is because every body has retirement savings there, yours, mine, everyone.

Posted by: Sassy at June 01, 2023 07:19 PM (xSICi)

200 "Well, if the pyramid crumbles, we are all so hosed."

So you saw the Mr. Creosote restaurant scene!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 07:20 PM (MeG8a)

201 Check out this hilarious video of five London cops trying to restrain two people. One cop stands around like a hall monitor not sure what to do about kids without hall passes. A bystander starts dragging cops off of a suspect and the cops protest mildly.

https://tinyurl.com/mntcdrvp

Most of these cops look like they weigh about 150-160 and exercise by walking occasionally.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 07:20 PM (KRe1G)

202 All of this crazy BS (Budweiser, Kohls, Target, Ford, etc...) is driven by ESG and the big 3 asset investment groups (BlackRock, Vanguard & SSGA), which are driven by Klaus Schwab et al, who are ultimately driven by Lucifer, the Devil, the old Dragon, Satan, who knows that his time is short and has made war with the children of God.

Posted by: Mr. Bo Jangles at June 01, 2023 07:20 PM (IBt/r)

203 NOOOOD.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 01, 2023 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

204 A former Trump staffer has posted nearly 10,000 photos from Hunter's laptop. The site is getting bombed and may be inaccessible. It just timed out for me.

bidenlaptopmedia.com

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2023 07:21 PM (sWM8x)

205 I always knew there were inside traders, big-wigs, etc., but the last few years of confirmation that the stock market has absolutely nothing to do with the real world, and little nobodies can't make any stock purchases based on the real world, has been one of the most disheartening things for me.

Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 01, 2023 07:22 PM (9nwlC)

206
I've reached the point, with her, that I have with the rest of her kind. It'll be awful, if push comes to shove, to explain to my son why I let his mother take a few knocks on the head. But that's where I'm at.

Posted by: How It's Always Been at June 01, 2023 07:20 PM (oOIZW)

I try not to be judgy but this is endearing

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 07:22 PM (lX8VI)

207 I've never been to a Target store, or shopped online with them. The Walmarts around here are very clean and orderly, but you can probably chalk that up to the proximity to the home office. Back in Erie, PA, they vary, mostly due to the neighborhood served. Customers cause a lot of disorder.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 07:22 PM (lz5hY)

208 " we have moved from a stakeholder to shareholder basis of capitalism. The Chinese have benefited from this change. Under the previous stakeholder based capitalism, which governed U.S. corporations from WWII until around 1985, CEO’s were charged with creating value for shareholders, lenders, employees, communities, and so on ..."

imo the definitions have changed. That quote is from an old article. I think it was from when "stakeholder" meant representing the values of the shareholders ... the Christian values. Now it means going against the shareholder ... except for the elitist globalist shareholders.

https://tinyurl.com/2kats7z9

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 07:23 PM (Cus5s)

209 Oh, we have bought things at both Target and Kohl’s… but not of late… if they continue to show their asses, not until they do proper acts of contrition.. and they better be contrite..

Posted by: tubal at June 01, 2023 07:23 PM (PCK5/)

210 I wonder if something like this could happen in a real situation?

AI controlled drone kills operator who gave "no go" order.

Link to Vice, so grain of salt....

https://tinyurl.com/2bp7v6y8

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2023 07:23 PM (Angsy)

211 For this holiest of months, Queer Ramadan, every post title should incorporate "in Pride Month"

Posted by: Motion view, new phone, too lazy for full nic at June 01, 2023 07:23 PM (dHSYa)

212 Nood cafe

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 07:23 PM (jzzG8)

213 183 Supposedly John Solomon is going to drop some j6 footage tonight.

hopefully not on his toe

Posted by: anachronda at June 01, 2023 07:26 PM (v3pYe)

214 definitely an Anti-Doom post! Time to pull up the stakes and win

Posted by: Draki at June 01, 2023 07:27 PM (Wtkdl)

215 Remember Alex and his droogs hanging out in the milk bar getting loaded with all those breast mannequins spouting milk.

Blackrock would own that bar.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2023 07:28 PM (NsyST)

216 I track this back to when my fresh faced ass entered the workplace, in '95. I was presented - rushed, honestly - with all the 401K options and IRA options and all the myriad of ways in which I was supposed to give an additional percentage of my money to Wall Street-

And who pushed the con ?
---------

Top of the pyramid. Same as ever.
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 07:15 PM (lX8VI)
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Getting an initial 100% return on your money via corporate matching is not a con - it's stupid to not take it. If you have funds with too much Blackrock and State Street exposure move it. If that's all you have then I admit it is a bit tough.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 01, 2023 07:30 PM (6w0/G)

217 Such hatred and disgust for these people, Ace.

I share it.

Posted by: SamIam at June 01, 2023 07:33 PM (oasF3)

218 At some point Target stawk gets oversold and becomes a buy. They do sell stuff even tovtrans folks.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2023 07:34 PM (NsyST)

219 Mark my words - it's not the marketing fuck up, it's how the company responds that decides how these things go.

If I were a shareholder, I'd fucking fie this CEO tomorrow, along with the entire board. But the biggest shareholders - vanguard and BlackRock, are in favor of this.

So, easy, every red state needs to put these institutions on notice that they'll be getting zero funds going forward if they practice stakeholder capitalism. Just pass a law that all money must be invested only with companies that practice shareholder capitalism. Oh, and make sure union members know that their retirement is based on the ROI, and this bullshit has a terrible ROI.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at June 01, 2023 07:52 PM (nJ1bF)

220 I have a buddy whose 401K is an apartment complex. He formed some sort of fund that is tax exempt to buy it. All section 8. Feds pay the rents. He says the return is about 9%.

Posted by: javems at June 01, 2023 07:56 PM (AmoqO)

221 Are there any mutual funds or ETFs that are "non woke"? Maybe ones that invest exclusively in alcohol, tobacco and fire arms? Maybe oil, coal and gas?

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 01, 2023 08:32 PM (7ZQe3)

222 I'm confused. According to movies and TV, gays and trannies are a huge percentage of the population. Surely their massive buying power should offset any losses from the boycotts.

Real head-scratcher, that.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at June 01, 2023 08:40 PM (5YmYl)

223 @222

If you look at demographics, the all-important “under 30” crowd retailers want, LARGE percentages of these little snowflakes either identify on the alphabet spectrum, or think of themselves as “allies.” Of the younger crowd that doesn’t, the rest mostly just don’t care. So its all win, no lose. Meanwhile, the conservative right (historically at least) won’t engage in majorly boycotts like this for long. Women do most of the Target shopping, and your typical red-state suburban Chick-Fil-A wine mom can’t stay away from target tooo long.

So they think this will blow over. If not, you close a few stores, lose 20% market share, and go right on being woke AND solvent.

The wrinkle is that their stores are getting hardcore looted in blue areas populated and run by exactly the sort of trash progressives claim to care about. So if you get a really motivated conservative base that walks away, AND you’re having to close stores… then the boycott could really hurt target.

Posted by: SMFH at June 01, 2023 09:22 PM (L7Tc9)

224 Good for you. I need to do that more! Dave Ramsey always says about saving for retirement, live like no one else, so that one day you can live like no one else.

Dave Ramsey, at the end of the day, would have been the first rube to lose all his money at the beginning of the Great Depression.

Dave Ramsey, at the end of the day, is all about Dave Ramsey. He's a salesman. Nothing more.

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