Foxweiser Has Lost 32% of Primetime Viewers (<b>44%</b> of the Younger Viewers Advertisers Are Interested In)

Foxweiser Has Lost 32% of Primetime Viewers (44% of the Younger Viewers Advertisers Are Interested In)

NBC doesn't know what conservatives think and doesn't care.

Shouldn't Foxweiser News? (Shouldn't the GOP, for that matter?)

John Nolte:

May was the Fox News Channel's first full month without Tucker Carlson and it cost them 32 percent of primetime viewers.
Cuck News dropped Tucker Carlson's primetime show in late April. To keep Carlson silent, he is still technically employed by the Fox fascists, but without Tucker Carlson Tonight in its primetime lineup, the once mighty and invincible Fox News primetime schedule only barely beat far-left MSNBC last month.
Throughout April, Cuck News averaged 2.072 million primetime viewers. But in May, the Tucker-less Cuck News's average primetime viewership collapsed to just 1.417 million.
Even worse for the cucktards who run Cuck News, in the 25-54 age demo that sets advertising rates, Fox News primetime lost a whopping 44 percent of demo viewers compared to the previous month--135,000 in May compared to 240,000 in April.
Fox News is facing a serious crisis. Dropping Carlson has created what is shaping up to be a long-term ratings collapse due to what I would call a viewer rebellion:

Fox News saw substantial audience drop off in primetime with Carlson now out of the equation. The network dropped -32% in average total primetime viewers and -44% in the A25-54 demo, as well as -16% in total day viewers--and -22% in the total day A25-54 demo versus the previous month.
The year-over-year ratings trend is quite poor as well. Fox News shed -25% in total day viewers, -45% in total day demo, -38% in total primetime viewers and -62% in the primetime demo vs. May 2022.
With alternatives to Fox, like OAN, Newsmax, and the pleasures that come with not watching the toxic bilge that is cable news at all, former Cuck News viewers appear to have finally had enough stabs in the back.

Speaking of Newsmax: Matt Gaetz guest-hosted in the 10 o'clock hour on Friday and beat the corprophages at CNN.

Flamethrowing Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) beat CNN on Friday as he guest hosted the 10 p.m. hour on Newsmax regularly occupied by Greg Kelly.
"You're on the right channel. If you're confused, your eyes are not failing you, and Greg Kelly did not suddenly get better hair," Gaetz said as he opened the show Friday.
"I'm Matt Gaetz. Thanks for joining us on Greg Kelly Reports. Greg has the night off and I have the biggest stories driving Washington, D.C. right now," the federal legislator added.
The congressman also hosted the show on Monday night, though those numbers are not yet available.

...
On Friday night, Gaetz added another line to his media resume by outperforming CNN in the cable news ratings.
He was the only Newsmax host to win an hour against one of the three main networks, beating CNN with 282,000 total viewers to 249,000 total viewers. CNN was airing an episode of The Whole Story With Anderson Cooper.

Oh boy: the Corprophages are just pathetic.

TV News Now
@TVNewsNow
Matt Gaetz beat CNN in the ratings while guest-hosting Newsmax's 10pm hour on Friday:
* 1st: Fox News 1.22million
* 2nd: MSNBC 922,000
* 3rd: Newsmax 282,000
* 4th: CNN: 249,000

Update: Annoying twanky "libertarian" powerscold Kennedy has had her Fox Business show cancelled, to be replaced by... reruns of Larry Kudlow.

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 02:43 PM (53oGX)

2 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (L1HeT)

3 No problem, they will make it up in volume.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (ncXxy)

4 top five

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (B1FKF)

5 Maybe they should start running reruns of Matlock in that time slot

Posted by: brak at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (25k9m)

6 It is literal terrorism to stop watching a channel just because you don't like their programming.

Posted by: Half Dozen at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (eHovo)

7 Like Bud Light: You'd think it'd be more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

8 Those viewer numbers show just how ineffective televised commercials are.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (L1HeT)

9 Tucker's video announcing his new venture where he details how the media lies has 133 million views.

Fox is talking about 3-5 million viewers.

Cable news is...less important than it wants to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

10 A "fox" is a hot girl. A "dog" is an ugly one. But aren't they basically the same animal?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

11 And they cancelled Kennedy's program on Business today.

Posted by: Dingbat at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (WWFY/)

12 I had no idea a sitting congressman could host a TV show. I guess he wasn't paid?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (ssESX)

13 Oh boy: the Corprophages are just pathetic.

So you're suggesting a CNN line up of very strange, yet specific cooking shows?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (z+89e)

14 So CNN is going to start re airing Forensic Files?

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 02:47 PM (OgrpQ)

15 CNN was airing an episode of The Whole Story With Anderson Cooper.
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Cooper Gaetz what he deserves...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 02:47 PM (gVydF)

16 * 1st: Fox News 1.22million
* 2nd: MSNBC 922,000
* 3rd: Newsmax 282,000
* 4th: CNN: 249,000

You know some idiot at Fox is jacking to those numbers and thinking yeah baby we're still number one and beat the real conservative guy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2023 02:48 PM (Wy1BU)

17 11 And they cancelled Kennedy's program on Business today.
Posted by: Dingbat at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (WWFY/)

VJ Kennedy had a business show?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

18 re 11: i had to check, she's being replaced with kudlow reruns. sounds like a winning plan to me.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 02:49 PM (B1FKF)

19 I switched from fox to Newsmax on election night 2020.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2023 02:49 PM (kHtnd)

20 Similar to how elections don't need voters, and retailers don't need shoppers, networks no longer need viewers.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 02:49 PM (MeG8a)

21 if I was Tucker, I get my ass in gear

everyday that goes by makes it just a little harder to come back

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 02:49 PM (us2H3)

22 A "fox" is a hot girl. A "dog" is an ugly one. But aren't they basically the same animal?
Posted by: Elric Blade

Not in my kennel, honey!

Posted by: The Fabulous Sam Brinton at June 01, 2023 02:49 PM (8qBEY)

23 maybe they can replace jesse watters with reruns of 'storage wars'.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 02:49 PM (B1FKF)

24 >>>And they cancelled Kennedy's program on Business today.

lol

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

25 >>>everyday that goes by makes it just a little harder to come back

i think you're right, i'm starting to forget about him. but it is going to take some work to get a show up and running (I guess). and there is still the legal stuff.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

26 The ESG copses do not care. The globalists are going for the kill.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (17s+e)

27 Seen ads for "NewsNation" claiming to be a neutral just-the-facts outlet ... and then they show Chris Cuomo as one of their talking heads. Hahahahaha.

Talk about shooting your marketing effort in the foot. It's like using Bernie Madoff to represent your mutual fund.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (96wFa)

28 I still read the Fox News site. I assume they will be ruined shortly.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

29 7 Like Bud Light: You'd think it'd be more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

I wonder what Bud Light retail volume drop looks like compared say stadium volume.
I also wonder what the margin splits look like.
I mean, if they are down 20-25% AND margin is down 10% because they need to move aging inventory...
Once the discounted inventory is gone I can't imagine volume problem gets better.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (53oGX)

30 Cutting the cord
Just had a antenna installed yesterday and hooked it up to my Emby (Plex or JellyFin) holy hell it's nice I am getting stations I didn't know existed and I am gonna cut the cord sOOn Direct TV slapped on a service fee of 43 dollars for some crap, They only reason I still have it is my Brother in law pays for it and is the only one that uses it,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (dKiJG)

31 Flamethrow___ Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) beat CNN on Friday as he guest hosted the 10 p.m. hour on Newsmax regularly occupied by Greg Kelly.

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An adjective you never see used with radical America-hating and -destroying Communists on the Left: flamethrowing.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (5sDZS)

32 Kon Kan was no Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 02:52 PM (7NAVD)

33 flamethrowing.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (5sDZS)

Isn't that what bouncers at Gay Bars do?

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 02:53 PM (OgrpQ)

34 Foxweiser Has Lost 32% of Primetime Viewers (44% of the Younger Viewers Advertisers Are Interested In)
—Ace
NBC doesn't know what conservatives think and doesn't care.
Shouldn't Foxweiser News? (Shouldn't the GOP, for that matter?)

Funny enough, DU has a thread "Why most young voters will never vote Republican" that has a GIANT list of the unhinged grievances of the left. A good one-stop shop for the top, current insanity of the Left's endless complaints.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7kr9zy

Apparently it's from a site called threadreadapp.com, which compiles Lefty multi-tweet rants into one consolidated read. This one has 24 points of outrage...AND NUMBER ALL OF THEM WILL SHOCK YOU!!!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

35 Fox is paying Tucker to prevent him from competing. But without Tucker driving viewers, and therefore advertising revenue, can they afford to?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 01, 2023 02:53 PM (P7Iz+)

36 everyday that goes by makes it just a little harder to come back
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 02:49 PM (us2H3)

Yup. That's what I said early on. The man has bills to pay, and I respect that, but there is no shortage of MAGA commentators. Just a shortage of ones on major media platforms.

Better to have an unpaid show on Twitter than none at all.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (xixOJ)

37 >>>32 Kon Kan was no Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose.

So you do know the group?

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (KRtlO)

38 LOL Oakland Judge robbed right outside the Courthouse, be on the look out for 3 male teens in a light colored Hyundai

How dare they assume genders

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (dKiJG)

39 Fox should hire Dylan Mulvaney to replace Tucker.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (fKIdX)

40 Imagine the ratings if people only knew how to actually find and watch NewsMax!

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2023 02:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

41 Lost me years ago, they can go screw themselves in the basement for all I care.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 02:55 PM (xhxe8)

42 38 LOL Oakland Judge robbed right outside the Courthouse, be on the look out for 3 male teens in a light colored Hyundai

How dare they assume genders
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (dKiJG)

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"I let you off from all your crimes! Don't rob me!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

43 Fox should hire Dylan Mulvaney to replace Tucker.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (fKIdX)

Replace one Tucker with another tucker.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 02:55 PM (OgrpQ)

44 >>So you do know the group?

I know the song. And I know who performed it, yes.

Probably a good chance I have a 45 copy in a box of old Jukebox singles as well.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 02:55 PM (7NAVD)

45 7 Like Bud Light: You'd think it'd be more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
__________

I think Butt Like has big contracts with lots of sports and entertainment venues that make Butt the exclusive beer on sale. If that's true, it will be a cushion on how far down sales can go. A captive audience looking for beer will buy Butt Like if there's nothing else available.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

46 An adjective you never see used with radical America-hating and -destroying Communists on the Left: flamethrowing.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 02:51 PM (5sDZS)

Even for the lawyers that are convicted for Molotov cocktails...

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 02:56 PM (53oGX)

47 Poso reporting that Joey just fell down go boom again at the Naval Academy graduation ceremony.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 02:56 PM (3byMq)

48 I never got the appeal of Kennedy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance Hokey-Pokey Instructor at June 01, 2023 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

49
Fox is paying Dominion millions.

Fox is paying Tucker not to make money for them.

Damn that Murdock is a wily businessman.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 02:56 PM (j4U/Z)

50 Blah Blah and I, being on a fixed income, when we are not on an Alaskan cruise or vacationing where AARP gets us seniors great discounts or going to a Tay Tay concert, usually stay home and we love watching Fox News or "Mannix".

That Mike Connors sure is a hunk!

Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, Democrat Boomers at June 01, 2023 02:56 PM (7tCXb)

51 Fox is paying Tucker to prevent him from competing. But without Tucker driving viewers, and therefore advertising revenue, can they afford to?
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at June 01, 2023 02:53 PM (P7Iz+)

This is a common refrain- but a wrong one. Did you ever watch Fox News on cable? The reason even their best shows had ads for gold and geriatric meds is that major Wall Street companies were not advertising.

Now, why would they pass up such an audience? If you assume they're controlled by tribal oligarchs openly hostile to American Christians, you'll have most of the answer.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 02:56 PM (xixOJ)

52 Didn't something turn up recently that showed NewsMax was just the next face of the controlled opposition?

Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2023 02:57 PM (N5qKs)

53 Kennedy is starting to look like Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:57 PM (to8pj)

54 But without Tucker driving viewers, and therefore advertising revenue, can they afford to?
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz

I hope we find out soon so Tucker can get back out there. Or not soon so Faux hemorrhages MUCH more cash.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 01, 2023 02:57 PM (8qBEY)

55 Cornelis Brothers and Sister Rose:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wnIk1AULNI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance Hokey-Pokey Instructor at June 01, 2023 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

56 I have a civilian coworker, retired military MI officer, age around 56...and he still religiously puts FoxNews on the office TV. He even gets frustrated at times and turns in off when the failures of the Republican Party become too obvious to overlook...and yet he didn't care when Tucker left, because "he never felt like part of the team, and was always a little out there", and while he voted for Trump both times, he doesn't really like him. He's also extremely anti-government and probably on a watch list, so he's a bit of an enigma.

Posted by: Military Moron at June 01, 2023 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

57 Biden Fell again at the Airforce Graduation

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 02:57 PM (dKiJG)

58 Fuckin' Trump

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM (m+W/t)

59 38 LOL Oakland Judge robbed right outside the Courthouse, be on the look out for 3 male teens in a light colored Hyundai

How dare they assume genders
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (dKiJG)
_______

What political party is the judge? I kid, I kid . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

60 Didn't something turn up recently that showed NewsMax was just the next face of the controlled opposition?
Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2023 02:57 PM (N5qKs)

They cucked obsequiously to Dominion long before Fox did. I still like Gaetz, but I won't be watching his show.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM (xixOJ)

61 Corporate America 2023...rent seeking from Uncle Sam is a better business model than maintaining/expanding a customer base.

Notice the companies that engage in this behavior are in industries greatly diminished in prominence from a generation, or even a decade, ago.

Nor so many people watch cable news anymore. Not so many people drink beer anymore. Not so many people watch baseball anymore. Not so many people shop in brick and mortar stores anymore.

The economics of these industries are changing dramatically. Constituent elements of the industies...Fox, Bud, the Dodgers, Target...understand this. They understand they are on an inevitable decline path, perhaps unto extiction, because of market and economic realities.

They hope to arrest that, or at least delay it, for as long as possible by kissing up to Uncle Sam's cultural commissars and thereby, somehow, buying some protection.

I'm not sure how it works precsely...some combination of federal contract awards and special tax breaks probably...but there is no other rational explanation for this truly bizarre corporate behavior.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM (4fYsM)

62 "Flamethrowing," aka, "saying normal things, with conviction."

I imagine one of Gaetz's fireballs was that he spoke up when he heard of "family friendly" drag queen shows happening on Air Force bases.

Wow! What a loose cannon!

Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM (Ny/Va)

63 Who was the cute veejay on MTV years ago — Martha something?

Martha Quinn, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM (+ze3w)

64 Supreme Court Deals Blow To Unions, Rules Company Can Sue For Damage Caused By Strike

The new 8-1 ruling will allow companies to sue striking unions to hold them accountable for damage caused during labor actions.

On the first morning of the planned strike, “Union representatives knew there was a substantial volume of batched concrete in Glacier’s barrels, hoppers, and ready-mix trucks, [and] they called for a work stoppage.”

A union official made a throat-slashing gesture to signal a “sudden cessation of work.”

The company said the labor tactic caused “complete chaos” as it scrambled “to dispose of the concrete in a timely manner to avoid costly damage to the mixer trucks and in a manner so as not to create an environmental disaster.”

.. yeah, you guessed it. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was the sole dissenter.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

65 I've got to go downtown to drop my wife off at a medical appointment.
Got my drop wallet ready to go.
Ya gotta have a drop wallet. Some expired credit cards, maybe 5 bucks in cash.
That way I have something to give to the muggers.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 02:59 PM (MeG8a)

66 >>Poso reporting that Joey just fell down go boom again at the Naval Academy graduation ceremony.

Face planted right on stage.

He might not make it to '24.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

67 38 LOL Oakland Judge robbed right outside the Courthouse, be on the look out for 3 male teens in a light colored Hyundai
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 02:54 PM (dKiJG)
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Description of Hyundai, but not the teenagers.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 02:59 PM (2bFN5)

68 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Poso just now showed the video. Serious boom. Resign you illegitimate criminal!

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 02:59 PM (3byMq)

69 Annoying twanky "libertarian" powerscold Kennedy has had her Fox Business show cancelled, to be replaced by... reruns of Larry Kudlow.

****

I literally had no idea this person existed.

Can we get a memo out to all the female "libertarians" out there that the big ol' goofy looking smart glasses has been played out for quite some time now? Because based on that screenshot, she looks like somebody lays her clothes out for her in the mornings.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (wb1YC)

70 >>Face planted right on stage.

Video?

Please let there be video.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (7NAVD)

71 Lol @ "powerscold." Good description of most of these nasty-ass ConservaTHOT grifters.

What does twanky mean, tho?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)

72 Let's see... fire your most popular on air talent because a radical minority is agitating advertisers to drop you then your viewership declines 50% and you don't get the advertisers back and the radical minority still thinks you did not do enough.

Over and over again.

Fox should take the slot and name it the rainbow pride hour. Scoop up all the bud light ad $$$. That'll right the ship.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (wlCsd)

73 >>66 >>Poso reporting that Joey just fell down go boom again at the Naval Academy graduation ceremony.

Face planted right on stage.

He might not make it to '24.
Posted by: JackStraw

Now for another McConnell fall and the circle will be complete.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (to8pj)

74 Can we get a memo out to all the female "libertarians" out there that the big ol' goofy looking smart glasses has been played out for quite some time now? Because based on that screenshot, she looks like somebody lays her clothes out for her in the mornings.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (wb1YC)

When you are in your 20s putting on the "librarian" glasses makes you seem smart and hot. In your 40s it makes you look like a librarian.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 01, 2023 03:01 PM (eoQWY)

75 63 Who was the cute veejay on MTV years ago — Martha something?
Martha Quinn, I think.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:58 PM

I'm working on my cute vajayjay, and will be happy to show you and the rest of the internet when it's all healed up and shaven! And you should be in jail if you don't look and celebrate, bigot!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at June 01, 2023 03:01 PM (JCZqz)

76 My feeling Fox is paying millions to Dominion to pay into the Woke and Deep State.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 03:01 PM (xhxe8)

77 Emmie- I have no idea. Don't pay that much attention.

Posted by: Infidel at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (kHtnd)

78 Replace one Tucker with another tucker.
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 02:55 PM (OgrpQ)

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

Posted by: George Lucas at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (fKIdX)

79 re 47: it was windy.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (B1FKF)

80 >>Video?

>>Please let there be video.

Oh yes.

https://tinyurl.com/2bhph9v5

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

81 70 >>Face planted right on stage.

Video?

Please let there be video.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (7NAVD)

Yes there is https://tinyurl.com/y2bmufw3

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (dKiJG)

82 I had no idea a sitting congressman could host a TV show. I guess he wasn't paid?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (ssESX)

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Me neither.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (DRSnL)

83 66 >>Poso reporting that Joey just fell down go boom again at the Naval Academy graduation ceremony.

Face planted right on stage.

He might not make it to '24.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Where is Chevy Chase when you need him?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (wlCsd)

84 >>Poso reporting that Joey just fell down go boom again at the Naval Academy graduation ceremony.

***

You have to be careful. Those stages can be deceptively flat.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (wb1YC)

85 What was the draw for Kennedy, by the way? She delivered every line as if it were a clever opinion regarding an inside joke that she shouldn't have to explain. That's not savvy or funny; it's just irritating and condescending for absolutely no reason. Like a libertarian's budget version of Garrison Keillor.

Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (Ny/Va)

86 Awesome.
Thanks for Link.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:03 PM (7NAVD)

87 Somebody in Sacramento just smiled and ordered more hair gel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (xPl2J)

88 66 >>Poso reporting that Joey just fell down go boom again at the Naval Academy graduation ceremony. Face planted right on stage.

He might not make it to '24.
Posted by: JackStraw

He'll be on the ticket in '24. Whether he's alive or not, or campaigning, is irrelevant.

Posted by: Uniparty and Deep State at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

89 Watch the video and you'll see Joey was attempting his world famous 'hustle-trot' thing. And down goes Joey. Good!

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (3byMq)

90 Biden fell really hard leaving the podium at the AirForce Academy. SS and the Air Force official had to help him up.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (Gq5Tn)

91 IMO Tucker is just another pundit and is the flavor of day. Becoming the victim of Fox's move to the Left will keep him on top a little longer. I wasn't a big fan but Rush is probably the only pundit I'd give credit to for making converts.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (MNhXM)

92 Yes there is https://tinyurl.com/y2bmufw3
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (dKiJG)

The Secret Service thought bubbles: "Oh no, not again."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance Hokey-Pokey Instructor at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

93 Oooof...he went down hard.

On flat ground.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (7NAVD)

94 >>> Face planted right on stage.

But when Trump walked slightly slowly down a ramp they were screeching about how decrepit he was and must be removed by the 25th amendment.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (H5y4s)

95 "Fox News saw substantial audience drop off in primetime with Carlson now out of the equation."

I've seen some stupid self destructive stuff in my time. Real things that make you say "stop the voting, we have unequivocal winner for this years Darwin Award". Things that have made guys say things with somewhat macabre admiration like "gee, is that his leg over there? Huh. Pretty impressive". But I have to say that getting rid of Carlson quite possible beats any of those anecdotes as the most stupid, self own, step on a rake, idiotic things I've ever seen. Congratulations, assholes. You earned it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (cn09p)

96 Where is Chevy Chase when you need him?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

He was in Biden's trousers.

Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (QEk58)

97 U.S. embassies around the world are flying the rainbow flag this month.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (a3Q+t)

98 >> Watch the video and you'll see Joey was attempting his world famous 'hustle-trot' thing.

*Whispers*

Watch me.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (7NAVD)

99 What was the draw for Kennedy, by the way?

--------

Thirsty ConInc media execs and journos who go into beta-orbiter estrus for anything under the age of 60 with a pair of tits?

Same draw as the rest of the Girls of ConInc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (oINRc)

100 Can we play the "what if it happened to Trump" game regarding the Biden fall video?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

101 Oh yes.
https://tinyurl.com/2bhph9v5
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Hahahahahaha...good. Be nice to see Joe break something like a hip or maybe crack his skull open.

Look at all those idiots at the ceremony acting all respectful to the Douche Bag Criminal In Chief.

Assholes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (7tCXb)

102 84 >>Poso reporting that Joey just fell down go boom again at the Naval Academy graduation ceremony.
***
You have to be careful. Those stages can be deceptively flat.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM

C'mon, man! I was at the Naval Academy! I hadn't gotten my land-legs yet for the stage.

Posted by: Resident Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

103 The Secret Service thought bubbles: "Oh no, not again."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance Hokey-Pokey Instructor

Would that it had been "Oh, no!? Anyways"

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (3byMq)

104 81 70 >>Face planted right on stage.

Video?

Please let there be video.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:00 PM (7NAVD)

Yes there is https://tinyurl.com/y2bmufw3
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (dKiJG)
---------------------
Cripes sake.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 03:06 PM (2bFN5)

105 Omg.... that was a total faceplant. Had to be lifted off the deck.

The dull look of permastupor on his face is hilarious.

They hey fix that cord finger pointing was classic.

81 meelion votes my friends. Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:06 PM (wlCsd)

106 Just saw that video, the best was the grinning ear to ear faces of the crowd as Pedo Brandon broke the stage with his face

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at June 01, 2023 03:06 PM (VTu1l)

107 I keep sending Jesse, Laura, Greg, and Hannity emails through their Foxweiser accounts saying how does that downfall feel when you are in it.

I know they don't read my emails. Some kid does. But I keep lobbing the arrows over the walls, in the same vein as what Ulysses Grant did in the late days of the civil war.

With Petersburg VA under siege, a cannon volley was fired off into the breastworks above the trenches, with each report of a Union army victory over the telegraph wires.

A violent salute, saying, "you're done, boys!"

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 01, 2023 03:06 PM (KiBMU)

108 97 U.S. embassies around the world are flying the rainbow flag this month.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM

Even in the Middle East?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (JCZqz)

109 I didn't realize stutters were so dangerous.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (H5y4s)

110 Watch the video and you'll see Joey was attempting his world famous 'hustle-trot' thing. And down goes Joey. Good!
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:04 PM (3byMq)

======

I didn't notice that. Just went back and rewatched, and yep. That's what he was doing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (DRSnL)

111 Biden's gonna stroke out in the middle of some live thing, and the media will say it's proof that he's just the right guy to stand down Putin on the battlegrounds of Ukraine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

112 brb, have to watch that video on a loop!

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (3byMq)

113 I want to see video of McConnell falling down the flight of stairs. I would pay money for that.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (to8pj)

114 100 Can we play the "what if it happened to Trump" game regarding the Biden fall video?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some m

They hyperventilate fir days when Trump walked up a ramp slowly.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (wlCsd)

115 I'm looking forward to the Mitch McConnell type fall.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (MNhXM)

116 "Permission to Buzz the Carpet"

Posted by: Joe Aviators Biden at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (7NAVD)

117 After the fall, he pointed and blamed the platform like the captain in Stripes.

"Have that removed."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (OgGUS)

118 He did it on purpose to distract from the Hunter pic release.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (H5y4s)

119 Midshipmen should have in unison yelled "Clap for that you stupid bastards!!" HA!

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (3byMq)

120 US Air Force Academy Graduation, Biden falls yet again.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (GshMh)

121 115 I'm looking forward to the Mitch McConnell type fall.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:07 PM (MNhXM)

=======

It happened a couple of months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

122 I wait ever day for Sundowner to stroke out, preferably in public

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 03:09 PM (xhxe8)

123 Then the asshole points back to something on the stage that caused him to fall. Probably a piece of gaffers tape.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:09 PM (to8pj)

124 96 Where is Chevy Chase when you need him?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

He was in Biden's trousers.
Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM

(Pointing, laughing) Ha-ha. Loser.

Posted by: Gerald Ford at June 01, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

125 114 100 Can we play the "what if it happened to Trump" game regarding the Biden fall video?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some m

Joe took a face plant ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:09 PM (bs+z0)

126 118 He did it on purpose to distract from the Hunter pic release.
Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (H5y4s)

=======

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

127 NBC doesn't know what conservatives think and doesn't care.

Shouldn't Foxweiser News? (Shouldn't the GOP, for that matter

You can bet the Dems follow what conservatives think.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:09 PM (e4fEA)

128 Carlson had to go. He reached too many people. NewsCorp likely got instructions from the junta to make it happen and then make sure he's muted by any means necessary.

He ain't coming back any time soon, on any platform. If he returns at all.

It's not like our political establishment will move to unburden someone from having their 1st amendment rights revoked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2023 03:09 PM (Q4IgG)

129 Loved the little sitting wobbly as he tried to get up under his own steam and then fail.....then the weird stepping action. Joey hustle making Pete rose look lazy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:10 PM (wlCsd)

130 You know his fall was bad when everybody is cheering and it goes dead quiet.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 03:10 PM (dKiJG)

131 So close.

Maybe next time Joe.

Posted by: Death at June 01, 2023 03:10 PM (7tCXb)

132 I wait ever day for Sundowner to stroke out, preferably in public

*********

When that day comes (tee hee) I will do everything that does to be done to do the things we need to do without doing those things that are unnecessary to do the things we need to do

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at June 01, 2023 03:10 PM (VTu1l)

133 Yes there is https://tinyurl.com/y2bmufw3
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 03:02 PM (dKiJG)

Oh no! Anyway...

Posted by: Healthy, vigorous, virile! at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (fiChp)

134 Dark Brandon trolling the alt right!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (wlCsd)

135 >>You know his fall was bad when everybody is cheering and it goes dead quiet.

That's when I strike.

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (7NAVD)

136 Kennedy has some guns for arms

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (NtVYv)

137 Joepedo sings:

Purple haze, all in my brain
Dementia, makes me look insane
Stage is flat, all around
'Scuse me, while I kiss the ground

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (Bd6X8)

138 Poso is doing a show on RAV. Caroline Wren (Kari Lake, Inc) is on and I was just listening. Her voice is similar to Debbie W. Schulz. Weird.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (3byMq)

139 If he wasn't trying (and succeeding) to destroy the country, I would feel bad about this.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:12 PM (H5y4s)

140 It happened a couple of months ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG

Don't be so quick to contradict me. I'm looking forward to (Biden) having a Mitch McConnell type fall.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:12 PM (MNhXM)

141 I always liked Kennedy. She's funny. You get her, Dagen and Julie Banderas in a bar and you're gonna have a great time.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 01, 2023 03:12 PM (DBrN4)

142 I'm looking forward to the Mitch McConnell type fall.

**********

I’m waiting for the sequel McConnell Falls 2, hit by a train edition

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at June 01, 2023 03:12 PM (VTu1l)

143 tO bE fAiR* We all expected this to happen 2 years ago.

* Copywrite Coxswain Eddy "TOOT TOOT.com"

Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:12 PM (QEk58)

144 Soon Joe, soon.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at June 01, 2023 03:12 PM (2D+TA)

145 137 Joepedo sings:

Purple haze, all in my brain
Dementia, makes me look insane
Stage is flat, all around
'Scuse me, while I kiss the ground
Posted by: Blanco Basura

That's very funny.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:12 PM (to8pj)

146 100 Can we play the "what if it happened to Trump" game regarding the Biden fall video?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

When Trump stepped carefully on a slippery ramp, this was proof that he was unfit for office.

Posted by: Emmie at June 01, 2023 03:13 PM (N5qKs)

147
What was the draw for Kennedy, by the way? She delivered every line as if it were a clever opinion regarding an inside joke that she shouldn't have to explain. That's not savvy or funny; it's just irritating and condescending for absolutely no reason. Like a libertarian's budget version of Garrison Keillor.
Posted by: red speck

Good description!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:13 PM (63Dwl)

148 The goat made me fall. Goat's outta a job. I prezzy. Stupid goat.

Retardo

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:13 PM (lz5hY)

149 Sad!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2023 03:14 PM (vHIgi)

150 Heh, Brandon fell again after his speech at the AF academy. I guess making fun of Trump for walking slowly down a sloping ramp at Westpoint isn't so funny now is it bozos.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 01, 2023 03:14 PM (DBrN4)

151 I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille!!!

Posted by: Kamala at June 01, 2023 03:14 PM (m+W/t)

152 What does "twanky" mean ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 03:14 PM (5oJNO)

153 >>What was the draw for Kennedy, by the way? She delivered every line as if it were a clever opinion regarding an inside joke that she shouldn't have to explain.

Stephen Colbert with tits.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:14 PM (7NAVD)

154 122 I wait ever day for Sundowner to stroke out, preferably in public
===
Except that VP giggles is standing in the wings. That could be worse that grandpa.

Posted by: Dingbat at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (WWFY/)

155 Need to see what Brandon was pointing at. Prolly just a power chord taped to the deck.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (wlCsd)

156 Joepedo sings:

Purple haze, all in my brain
Dementia, makes me look insane
Stage is flat, all around
'Scuse me, while I kiss the ground

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (Bd6X

---------
Verse 2:

Stage is flat, everywhere
'Scuse me, while I sniff this hair

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (Jc1qA)

157
Given the number of falls he has taken in the last number of years, any health care facility in the country by law would be mandating that he be riding a wheelchair while visiting.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (j4U/Z)

158 Joey's hustle-trot failed to position him for ~~success~~ standing upright.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (3byMq)

159 I like how lying is so natural, so much the basis of Joe that, upon being picked up, he points back at the ground and you can tell he's blaming some flooring defect.

"Somebody left a lip on the platform there and I tripped on it! Look!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (WJUcQ)

160 I need a DU report about the Joe Biden video!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

161 I love the pointing back at the floor like something made him fall.

"Have that shadow removed!"

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (wb1YC)

162 You know what this means...

NUCLEAR MISSILES FOR UKRAINE~!

Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (QEk58)

163 155 Need to see what Brandon was pointing at. Prolly just a power chord taped to the deck.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM (wlCsd)

E5?

Posted by: Much chugging on E5 at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (fiChp)

164 Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 03:11 PM (Bd6X

LOl... that's good

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (bs+z0)

165 >>What was the draw for Kennedy, by the way? She delivered every line as if it were a clever opinion regarding an inside joke that she shouldn't have to explain.

A5 FTW

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (7NAVD)

166 What was the draw for Kennedy, by the way? She delivered every line as if it were a clever opinion regarding an inside joke that she shouldn't have to explain. That's not savvy or funny; it's just irritating and condescending for absolutely no reason. Like a libertarian's budget version of Garrison Keillor.

Says you!

Posted by: John Oliver, Crying But With an English Accent at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (ppBhU)

167 157
Given the number of falls he has taken in the last number of years, any health care facility in the country by law would be mandating that he be riding a wheelchair while visiting.
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 03:15 PM

He'll need to wear a permanent "fall risk" bracelet.

Posted by: Medical Moron at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (JCZqz)

168 >>> 160 I need a DU report about the Joe Biden video!

Here you go:

Evil MAGAts did this.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (H5y4s)

169 Missed the mosh pit by ttthhhaaaaaattt much!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (e4fEA)

170 Biden falls at AF Academy:

https://t.co/PgMrUKplht

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (gmo/4)

171 If I wasn't hoping to get a glimpse of Aisha Hasnie or Lisa Boothe I'd probably never turn that shit on.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

172 What does "twanky" mean ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Elfish skank?

Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM (QEk58)

173 Stephen Colbert with tits.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:14 PM (7NAVD)

I laughed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM (NtVYv)

174 168 >>> 160 I need a DU report about the Joe Biden video!

Here you go:

Evil MAGAts did this.
Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (H5y4s)

========

DeSantis forced Disney to do this! And the FBI was in on it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

175 Gravity Joe. So embarrassing.

Floor hugging. Again.

Him trying to get up looked like leg day after going a year without lifting.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM (2bFN5)

176 Elfish skank?
Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM (QEk5

Thats hot

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM (NtVYv)

177 Lisa Boothe looks like she'd be a lot of fun on a 3 Day Bed and Breakfast Weekend.

Dagen looks like she'd rip your dick off in an alley.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:18 PM (7NAVD)

178 162 You know what this means...

NUCLEAR MISSILES FOR UKRAINE~!
Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:16

Damn you, Putin! Tried to assas....assasassss...kill me!

Posted by: Resident Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:18 PM (JCZqz)

179 161 I love the pointing back at the floor like something made him fall.

"Somebody paint that Safety Yellow!"

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:18 PM (e4fEA)

180 In a Wednesday filing against O'Keefe in the southern district of New York's federal court, Veritas claims the board became aware of "serious allegations by Project Veritas employees about incredibly troubling workplace and financial misconduct by O’Keefe," including screaming at coworkers, "targeting" female employees and creating "strained" relationships with donors, the Daily Caller reports.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2023 03:18 PM (wsSEe)

181 >>You know what this means...

>>NUCLEAR MISSILES FOR UKRAINE~!

I was thinking Indict Trump! but that works too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

182 "...it's just irritating and condescending for absolutely no reason."

***

I can see you've never been around libertarians much.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (wb1YC)

183 NUCWEAR NUCWEAR?

Posted by: Chekov at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (ppBhU)

184 JOE BIDEN FELL DURING PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (2tUFv)

185 Biden has more falls than Hawaii

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (NtVYv)

186 MSM: Biden showing off his break-dancing style.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

187 Once you reach a certain age, they ask you about falling at triage prior to check ups. Last one, "honest, no, almost when I hit a slick spot in some rain. Watch this. (Balanced cane on my fingertip)." Nurse says "damn, I can't do that". Retardo would put out his eye.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (lz5hY)

188 I'll give Biden this, his bones must be in good shape. Did he break a bone when he fell after a shower with his daughter? I mean after a shower tripping over his German Shepherd?

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

189
KILL YOUR TELEVISION

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (geLO8)

190 I'll always remember where I was the day Muh Freedom Muh Economics With Kennedy was canceled.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (m+W/t)

191 If that was the last midshipman, and he didn't see what happens, hence his smiling thru it all, you know his career is screwed.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:19 PM (e4fEA)

192 Kackala probably just rubbed one out.

Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (QEk58)

193 White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

194 DAMN YOU PUTIN FOR MAKING JOE BIDEN FALL!

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (2tUFv)

195 174 168 >>> 160 I need a DU report about the Joe Biden video!
Here you go:

Evil MAGAts did this.
Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:16 PM (H5y4s)
========
DeSantis forced Disney to do this! And the FBI was in on it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:17 PM

I am actively monitoring transmissions and will report when DU gets done crying about evil white men misgendering transes during Pride month. Also, your guesses are excellent, and no, no one will mention the hypocrisy of their mocking Trump for far less.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (JCZqz)

196 Poor Joe I bet that hurt.... Too bad... I hope it did...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (bs+z0)

197 "Somebody paint that Safety Yellow!"
Posted by: Diogenes

"Airman~! Where is your PT belt???"

Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (QEk58)

198 His bike fall may now go to deep 6. This one is the keeper now. I don't hate myself that I revel in Joey face planting. Illegitimos!

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (3byMq)

199 Kamala: so close, yet so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

200 "targeting" female employees
---------

No such thing. No standing. Dismissed!

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (m+W/t)

201 Stephen Colbert with tits.

You seen recent photos of this turdblossom? He looks like he's transitioning into an elderly lesbian. So at this point, Stephen Colbert with tits is Stephen Colbert.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (ppBhU)

202 Brandon tries trotting off stage and falls on his lame ass

serves his sissy ass right

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (us2H3)

203 193 White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (63Dwl

There certainly was.... A Sandbagger

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (bs+z0)

204 Kackala probably just rubbed one out.

The drapes in the Oval Office need to be longer.

Here, let me check...

Posted by: Kamala! at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (2tUFv)

205 Nood goeth before a fall.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (gf7Ez)

206 Huh huh!!!! I meant to do that!!

Posted by: Pee Wee Biden at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (m+W/t)

207 >>198 His bike fall may now go to deep 6. This one is the keeper now. I don't hate myself that I revel in Joey face planting. Illegitimos!
Posted by: micky

I hope he's in excruciating debilitating pain for the rest of his miserable life.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (to8pj)

208 Trump fell too!

Hundreds of times, while raping women.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (cUYo/)

209 203 MAGASANDBAG

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (lz5hY)

210 DURING PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (tzir9)

211 I don't think I have seen Colbert in 10-12 years.

That description of Kennedy immediately brought him to mind though.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (7NAVD)

212 White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

Windbag for sure

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (NtVYv)

213
Hope you are all displaying the "Pride Progress" flag today.

If it's just a rainbow flag you're a real homo, maga breath.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (j4U/Z)

214 There will be no one different calling the shots between The Ho or Sundowner, I want everyone to see Sundowner was a puppet

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (xhxe8)

215 This won't help Joepedo any with the rainbow people. Stealing the spotlight from them on the first day of their holy month, AKA ramadude.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (Bd6X8)

216 Break a leg, Joe!

The little hat was pinching off circulation to what's left of his brain.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

217 He has enough falls for a supercut now.

How long until he breaks his hip

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (NtVYv)

218 Breaking!

Sandbag outsmarts leader of the free world!

Film at eleven.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (gmo/4)

219 i'd bet dr jill tied his shoe laces for him. oops

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (B1FKF)

220 most old people, not me of course, bruise like hell when they fall

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (us2H3)

221 White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:20 PM (63Dwl)
........

And he didn't see it?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

222 > >>Face planted right on stage.

the old bastard tripped over the floor

'the lions in their dens tremble at his approach'

NOT

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (geLO8)

223 The guy across the way just had the two chiweenies out for a head call and a little frolicking. They were barking back and forth, in chiweenie, "that dumb fuck Biden just fell again".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (lz5hY)

224 Did any brain fluid leak out due to the fall?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (Hudry)

225 more like C-bag

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (us2H3)

226 >> >>Face planted right on stage.

what a great image for our country

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (geLO8)

227 White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.

***

Yeah there was. And it's f***** up the economy too.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (wb1YC)

228
White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

==========

Which everyone else stepped over without incident.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (lCaJd)

229 48 I never got the appeal of Kennedy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance Hokey-Pokey Instructor at June 01, 2023 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

Remember the discussion last thread about sexy, long legged librarians? Yeah, there was a space oh... 10-15 years ago where she filled that niche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

230 If you laugh at Brandon falling you just might be a terrorist.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (wlCsd)

231 well, RT wont have to worry about content this weekend

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (us2H3)

232 Is Kennedy the one who used to be on MTV?

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (MNhXM)

233 He's obviously not picking up his feet enough when he walks. Hell I do that going up the stairs in my slippers all the time. Really pisses me off.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (DBrN4)

234 Pride Month goeth before the .... YAAAAAAH!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

235 Sandbag. Beanbag ehh open your eyes jackass

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (wlCsd)

236 Math is hard

Posted by: Fox News Barbie at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (ynpvh)

237 Yeah, there goes the Navy and their...sandbags..again.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (wb1YC)

238 Fly the Cultural Marxists flag

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (xhxe8)

239 234 Pride Month goeth before the .... YAAAAAAH!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

Watch out, or they'll ball-gag ya.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

240 I've filled sandbags, emptied them, stacked them up and hid behind them, even used one kinda like a pillow but I can't recall tripping over one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (lz5hY)

241 >.He's obviously not picking up his feet enough when he walks.

well, he's got that old man shuffle

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (geLO8)

242 White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

never a grassy knoll around when you need one

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (us2H3)

243 you know that on russian tv, the news programs will be showing this over and over and the news readers will keep apologizing for not being able to control their laughter.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (B1FKF)

244 232 yes Kennedy was a VJ on MTV back in the earlier days.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (DBrN4)

245 > White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.

back, and to the left

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (geLO8)

246 There are going to be many a tricolor bruise all over Brandon by night fall. Won't see him again for six weeks

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (wlCsd)

247 he was just starting his "I'm still a stud" jog when he fell on his stoopid ass

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (us2H3)

248 Second Sandbag Theory

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (geLO8)

249 If ya got the old man shuffle maybe you shouldn't try and jog, it doesn't make you look young.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (DBrN4)

250 re 232: yes. the worst thing about her on fox biz channel is that she still frequently sounds like a typical annoying disk jockey.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (B1FKF)

251 Joey was just ducking sniper fire. His word as a Biden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (gCIuO)

252 But Trump shuffled down a ramp so we need to check his health !

FFS

Biden is like a rolling stone

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (NtVYv)

253 He's obviously not picking up his feet enough when he walks. Hell I do that going up the stairs in my slippers all the time. Really pisses me off.

You could do what I did, move to a one story house.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (Bd6X8)

254 sandbag... more likely a piece of string.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (B1FKF)

255
GRANDPA DOWN
GRANDPA DOWN
this is not a drill

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (geLO8)

256 WH says the problem was he wasn't wearing his aviators

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (us2H3)

257
White House says there was a sandbag on the stage.

***

Yeah there was. And it's f***** up the economy too.
Posted by: Azathoth

============

LOL

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (lCaJd)

258 >>248 Second Sandbag Theory
Posted by: DB

Magic sandbag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (to8pj)

259 243 you know that on russian tv, the news programs will be showing this over and over and the news readers will keep apologizing for not being able to control their laughter.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (B1FKF)
-----------------------
And the Russian judge will be holding up the 7.4 score vs the 9.5

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (2bFN5)

260 How many times did Ford fall?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

261 Just the News reporting that Biden face-planted on stage at the airport force academy graduation ceremony. Video here:
https://tinyurl.com/5dnmpyma

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (serBz)

262 Age process. "Hey, how did you get that bruise?".

Barfight
Playing touch football
Damn machine at work
Slipped in the bathroom
Gee, I don't know
Musta been a sandbag

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (lz5hY)

263 the only time I fall down the stairs is when I'm shit faced

maybe once a day

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)

264 Stop making fun of Brandon for tripping over that giant bag of sand. He dint have on his sunglasses and he was blinded by the sun.

Leave Biden alone!

Posted by: AOC at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (wlCsd)

265 Next speech he'll be pushing a walker.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

266
BREAKING

Sandbag Loose In Colorado Springs

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (geLO8)

267 Mr. Brown:
Cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck cuck cuck...

Mr. Blue:
How many cucks is that?

Mr. White:
A lot.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (YBLgY)

268 Douchebag trips over sandbag, film at 11:00.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

269 Black sandbags matter

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (NtVYv)

270 SS has confirmed that the bag was full of Russian sand

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (us2H3)

271 I admire Edith Wilson.

Jill "Mama Doc" Biden

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (lz5hY)

272 Early reports say a 'sandbag' tripped a shopper at the local Walmart

developing...

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (geLO8)

273 not the first time Joe got sandbagged

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (us2H3)

274 Sack of potatoes

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (xhxe8)

275 All these comments about Stephen Colbert, man. He used to be a really great comic character actor. And then he caught the Jon Stewart disease.

Posted by: sharksauce at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (l6DYb)

276 Too bad that nasty Motherfuckinghamsterfucker doesn't bleed from his eyes, piss his pants and stroke out on live teevee.

I'd pay per view the shit outta that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (yEK4M)

277 interesting off topic, from zero hedge:

In an 8-1 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court on June 1 decided that a union's deliberate destruction of company property as a pressure tactic in a labor dispute is not protected by federal law.
...
The new ruling will allow companies to sue striking unions to hold them accountable for damage caused during labor actions.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (B1FKF)

278 The media will have a picture of that sandbag at a Trump rally on CNN tonight.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (wb1YC)

279 Pretty sure it's AF Academy @ Colo Springs. Read azzhule in chief flew into Denver yesterday and stayed on base there overnight. Had to have I25 shut down to drive the ~25mi to the Academy. Sad to see the officials deference to Azzhule in Chief

Posted by: BlindButch at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (q+hVn)

280 277 Retardo's appointment, Justice Brown in dissent.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (lz5hY)

281 nood about biden getting blown over by a gale force wind.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (B1FKF)

282 You know, I can't think of one of the old Soviet Leaders falling down. Biden is a pussy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (Hudry)

283 @277 In an 8-1 ruling,
----

"If only the court didn't have all of these reich-wing MAGA-types like Sotameyer and Kagan!"

-- Probable talking point over at DU

Posted by: junior at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (+Djpm)

284 Annoying twanky "libertarian" powerscold Kennedy has had her Fox Business show cancelled, to be replaced by... reruns of Larry Kudlow

Fox Business should give her show to Don Lemon for pride month, all six of them. Or Dylan Mulvaney if the Murdoch's are in a hurry to blow the place up so they can permanently move to Albania and retire.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM (z7mF5)

285 All those Fox viewers may have left Fox but they fire as hell didn't show up boosyin the viewership of OAN or NewsMax.

That is why Ace didn't give us those figures
Variety May 8 reported Ad revenues of the 8pm going up as major corporate buyers like Proctor Gamble came in

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