NBC "News:" You Lower-Order Ruffians Are Not Permitted to Make Fun of a Noblewoman Like AOC. Why, It Simply Isn't Done!

A couple of days ago, Donkey-Chompers complained that someone was making fun of her on Twitter. With Elon Musk's support, if you can believe that!

Oooh, she's exploring her legal options. Legal options to stop an American citizen from making fun of a member of the 1788 French Aristocracy.

You might think, "Well, if it's impersonating her, that's against the rules."

It's not impersonating her. It repeatedly discloses it's a parody account:

The Ditzy Damsel in Distress shouted for her White Knights to come and protect her from these rabblous ruffians, and NBC "News" assigned not one but two "journalists" to defend the Red Queef's honor.

NBC News is getting flamed online after it posted an in-depth analysis of a joke account mocking Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
"A Twitter account mocking Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has skyrocketed in followers and engagement over the last two days, with some help from Elon Musk," NBC News tweeted on Wednesday.
The parody account has gone viral in recent days, only growing in popularity after Ocasio-Cortez lashed out at the poster in a tweet Tuesday.
"FYI there's a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility. It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread. I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see," she wrote.
Some users pointed out that while the parody account uses the same photo as the congresswoman, it makes it clear to Twitter users that the account is fake, posting under the name "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody)."
"I can't believe people would think these parody tweets are from our office when they are clearly fake. Come on y'all you know I would never say something as stupid as that," the parody account joked in response to Ocasio-Cortez's criticism.
Journalists and political commentators also poked fun at NBC News' detailed analysis of Ocasio-Cortez's parody account, with defense attorney Marina Medvin asking the outlet if there was not anything more important to cover.
"Slow news day?" Medvin asked NBC News.

Not at all -- this is NBC's regular "reporting." A never-ending campaign to squelch speech critical of the Maoist left.

Lèse-majesté: an offence against the dignity of a ruling head of state (traditionally a monarch but now more often a president) or the state itself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Posted by: Ace at 01:21 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 01:21 PM (ncXxy)

2 First

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 01, 2023 01:21 PM (JMAcK)

3 UGGG. Curse you scotty!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 01, 2023 01:21 PM (JMAcK)

4 I guess that they don't understand that she will be mocked even more now based on that piece.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 01:22 PM (ncXxy)

5 "Trump is Putin's cockholster."
-Peabody Award Winner

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

6 I always enjoy it when Headful of Teeth gets snippy.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 01:22 PM (2bFN5)

7 THIS is why the "respectable right" works so hard to suppress the effective right.

Mockery is a very useful weapon. The right must not be allowed to use it, ESPECIALLY as the left is utterly ridiculous now.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 01, 2023 01:22 PM (JMAcK)

8 Oo elected you queen, then? I didn't vote for you.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:24 PM (eOEVl)

9 Gotta wonder, did she see the parody account and suddenly "OMG, I can't believe I said that", then a staffer pointed out it's not her account?

Posted by: dave's not here, man at June 01, 2023 01:24 PM (raPis)

10 8 Oo elected you queen, then? I didn't vote for you.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:24 PM (eOEVl)

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"And yet, she's sometimes covered in shit!"
-AOC's fiance

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

11 is AOC a chest-crapper?

I saw it on the internet.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:25 PM (KRtlO)

12 11 is AOC a chest-crapper?

I saw it on the internet.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:25 PM (KRtlO)

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And if you read it on the internet, it must be true!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

13 As I've been screaming from the rooftops, this is how you get to low-IQ, leftwing twat-sniffers like AOC: You mock them. Mercilessly. You laugh at them. You show nothing but complete sneering contempt for them.

Nothing drives these insecure, narcissist pissants more crazy than being mocked and made fun of. So that's what you do. Mercilessly.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

14 I-uh,, my f-f-favorite,, uh-song is-uh, is-uh, uh,, d-d-disco duck

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 01, 2023 01:27 PM (vwCZJ)

15 "Free speech for me, but not for thee!"

-- Her Royal Imperial Majesty, Queen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 01:27 PM (YIVH2)

16 AOC announces her new PR manager, Barbara Streisand.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 01, 2023 01:27 PM (ReL47)

17 Parodies are great for self-assessment.

For instance, if someone is parodying you and says some really retarded things, but you have to warn people that the parody account isn't actually you, then there is a fair possibility that you, yourself, are retarded.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 01:27 PM (IAwid)

18 "Let them eat timothy hay" - Alexandria Donkey-Chompers in the Versaille stables (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at June 01, 2023 01:27 PM (wxelR)

19 Has David French joined in calls to destroy the parody account?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:28 PM (KRe1G)

20 Gotta wonder, did she see the parody account and suddenly "OMG, I can't believe I said that", then a staffer pointed out it's not her account?
Posted by: dave's not here, man at June 01, 2023 01:24 PM (raPis)

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2023 01:28 PM (TKEXi)

21 is AOC a chest-crapper?

I saw it on the internet.

Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/45xnzwz9

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:28 PM (eOEVl)

22 Then there was the Mini-Me AOC (a ten year old girl?) that the real AOC(tm) put out a hit on.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 01:28 PM (XoN8V)

23 >>>7 Parodies are great for self-assessment.

For instance, if someone is parodying you and says some really retarded things, but you have to warn people that the parody account isn't actually you, then there is a fair possibility that you, yourself, are retarded.

...

this is exactly why I won't allow people to impersonate me.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

24 19 Has David French joined in calls to destroy the parody account?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:28 PM (KRe1G)

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According to him, getting made fun of on Twitter is worse than murder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

25 Mockery is a very useful weapon. The right must not be allowed to use it, ESPECIALLY as the left is utterly ridiculous now.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Agree. Marxists have no sense of humor and to mock their sense of entitlement and elitist attitudes is very effective and a lot of fun taboot.

Red Queef indeed! Thank you Ace

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2023 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

26 Oo elected you queen, then? I didn't vote for you.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:24 PM (eOEVl)

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The Lady of The Lake lobbed a scimitar at her or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 01:29 PM (DRSnL)

27 Garland would have been the 5th vote on the Supreme Court to uphold the FEC and FCC regulations that would have made that account illegal unless the author disclosed their actual identity.

That all anonymous content on the internet would be illegal to prevent the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

And Andrew McCarthy has still not withdrawn his recommendation that Garland was eminently qualified to the Court.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 01, 2023 01:29 PM (WJUcQ)

28 Oooh, she's exploring her legal options. Legal options to stop an American citizen from making fun of a member of the 1788 French Aristocracy.

***

Funny you should phrase it that way.
My best friend and I have been discussing for quite some time now how modern leftism is basically the old monarchy system with the serial numbers filed off.

I propose we make all journalists wear those little caps with the bells on them and carry a stick with a little skull on it.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 01:29 PM (wb1YC)

29 It would seem that neither AOC nor her supporters (including NBC "reporters") know what "parody" means.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 01:29 PM (TgBWG)

30 AOC has been insecure ever since she was outed as a war whore, basically Lindsey Graham with a smaller vagina.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 01, 2023 01:30 PM (dybcd)

31 >>>Ask and ye shall receive.

I can't believe I gambled on clicking on that, and that it turned out to not be porn.

I love Mia Kirschner in that.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:30 PM (KRtlO)

32 Given the number of views she actually got, I'd say the joke's not on her. AOC has clearly mastered the medium, or close to it, and at some point she could likely push out to become a Senator- or even President.

I'm surprised she hasn't primaried Biden, tbh.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 01:30 PM (FWpta)

33 I looked up lese majeste on the interwebs and it appears as though the United States of America is *not* on the list of nations where speaking out against the rulers is a crime.

https://tinyurl.com/3dxe6y58

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 01:30 PM (YIVH2)

34 She should be embarrassed that the policies put forth by the parody account are much more well thought out than anything she's put forward.

I'd love someone to offer $1,000 to a charity of her choice, if she can get through reading an entire Dr Seuss book without having to ask for help.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2023 01:30 PM (MAbwY)

35
"I'm not that retarded! Seriously, you guys!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (pNxlR)

36

I just wanna know if there are nudes out there of her JOOCY BOOTY.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (9runp)

37 Real AOC: “Everyone who pretends to mock me does it only because they know they can’t date me. Fact. “

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (TKEXi)

38
Lèse-majesté: an offence against the dignity of a ruling head of state (traditionally a monarch but now more often a president) or the state itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (MoZTd)

39 FYI there's a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (ArbhN)

40 My best friend and I have been discussing for quite some time now how modern leftism is basically the old monarchy system with the serial numbers filed off.

Right. The WEF types think they can have all the arbitrary micromanagement of the peasants from feudalism and also still have a power grid and supply chain. For the low, low price of killing 7.5 billion people so the survivors don't get uppity.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)

41 FYI there's a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (iayUP)

42 >>>I propose we make all journalists wear those little caps with the bells on

that's a foolscap (fool's cap). I'm doing a post on old words for tomorrow and I just read that word a half hour ago.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (KRtlO)

43 i noodleded

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (B1FKF)

44
During Pride Month????

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (IupF3)

45 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (tjClK)

46 Just watched the Final Days documentary.

Holy shit...........

We're doomed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (tjClK)

47 Anyone spoof AOC -
- Donkey Mask
- Enormous Fake Boobs

You are 90% there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (XoN8V)

48 Please forgive me, I forgot to wish one and all a Happy Pride Month!

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (TgBWG)

49 Yep. Shouldn't make fun of retards.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

50 Allis Chambers >>> Alex Chompers

The tractor is mightier than the donkey.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (3byMq)

51 I am still waiting for videos of her doing lap dances

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (5SU7S)

52
i noodleded
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (B1FKF)

___________

The correct term is "noodiculated"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (MoZTd)

53 "that's a foolscap (fool's cap)."

Huh. It's also a kind of paper.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (iayUP)

54 Y'all just want to date her.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)

55 AOC or Sparkles?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (+ze3w)

56 I believe that "CatTurd" has inferred that he is the one behind the parody account.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (Rpdcm)

57 I just wanna know if there are nudes out there of her JOOCY BOOTY.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (9runp)
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Rule 34

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (YIVH2)

58 Lèse-majesté: an offence against the dignity of a ruling head of state (traditionally a monarch but now more often a president) or the state itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

is that what that means? I've seen the phrase a thousand times and knew it had something to do with royal privilege but that's as much as I could glean.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

59 >>>I propose we make all journalists wear those little caps with the bells on

Propeller Caps

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (7NAVD)

60 Right. The WEF types think they can have all the arbitrary micromanagement of the peasants from feudalism and also still have a power grid and supply chain. For the low, low price of killing 7.5 billion people so the survivors don't get uppity.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)

The 1984 policy. Which could actually work, except both Russia and China clearly regard modern NATO as an existential threat. Both are functional economies run by people who don't hate the nation they represent. The US will collapse very quickly faced with that, even before the threat of Chinese sanctions.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (FWpta)

61 We're GRAYS! We're grey.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (tjClK)

62 And the blog has suddenly gone all grey.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)

63 Did we just go grey?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

64
Whut in tarnation happened there?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (MoZTd)

65 Wow, we’re in a gray area here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (+ze3w)

66 A never-ending campaign to squelch speech critical of the Maoist left.

Posted by: Ace at 01:21 PM

A succinct description of the entire MSM if I ever heard one.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (gVydF)

67 >>>53 "that's a foolscap (fool's cap)."

Huh. It's also a kind of paper.

that's what I thought it was! maybe this article, in Readers Digest, just guessed it meant fool's cap.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

68 As I've been screaming from the rooftops, this is how you get to low-IQ, leftwing twat-sniffers like AOC: You mock them. Mercilessly. You laugh at them. You show nothing but complete sneering contempt for them.

****

There are many tall buildings in New York City filled to the rafters with economics majors but AOC selflessly gave herself up to tend bar rather than do that.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (wb1YC)

69 FYI there's a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (flINI)

70 The Ditzy Damsel in Distress shouted for her White Knights to come and protect her from these rabblous ruffians ...

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Stronk & Empowered, Stunning & Brave, Toxic Femininity!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (sJSOG)

71 It would be great if a million parody accounts of her popped up all at once.

I mean terrible. It would be terrible.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (IupF3)

72 >>>Whut in tarnation happened there?

Posted by: Hadrian the Sevent

i added your lese-majeste comment. it's more your fault than mine

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (KRtlO)

73 69 FYI there's a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (flINI)

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I am a fake account.

The real James Madison has never posted at Ace of Spades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

74
is that what that means? I've seen the phrase a thousand times and knew it had something to do with royal privilege but that's as much as I could glean.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

_________

Maybe you mistook it for lezzie majesty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (MoZTd)

75 FYI there's a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (flINI)

SUCKS TO BE YOU

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (9UlRk)

76 Paul J Watson points out that the account got boosted when AOC complained. Elon also helped, but not sure which gave it the biggest boost in viewers.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

77 Please forgive me, I forgot to wish one and all a Happy Pride Month!

Remember, during Pride Month, posting "First!" means you're gay and Matt Damon and a bear will be dispatched to your location.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2023 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

78 Can you imagine if someone did an AI generated porn scene with her doing various acts with Soros. You think her panties are in a twist now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 01:35 PM (gCIuO)

79 52 Noodetized

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:35 PM (+ze3w)

80 Oo elected you queen, then? I didn't vote for you.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:24 PM (eOEVl)

It isn't so much 'who elected you?' as it is 'now that I am elected, I have the power to sic the DoJ, FBI, CIA and MFM after you, peasant!'

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2023 01:35 PM (AW0uW)

81 that's a foolscap (fool's cap). I'm doing a post on old words for tomorrow and I just read that word a half hour ago.
- Ace

Oh that's hilarious. I almost used that word in my post earlier but I wasn't sure if everybody was familiar with it.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 01:35 PM (wb1YC)

82 Lèse-majesté: an offence against the dignity of a ruling head of state (traditionally a monarch but now more often a president) or the state itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

is that what that means? I've seen the phrase a thousand times and knew it had something to do with royal privilege but that's as much as I could glean.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM

Can you work it into a text Friday afternoon, so we get an actual, for real, non-BigPenguined Bat Signal in next Monday's Café?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 01:36 PM (a3Q+t)

83 Elric Blade wrote: ". . . this is how you get to low-IQ, leftwing twat-sniffers like AOC: You mock them. Mercilessly."

++++++++++++++++++

Fully agree. That's why the fascist left went into cancel culture totalitarian overdrive against the online irreverent "alt right" after the 2016 election. They were too effective! Of course, the fascist left got all the cucks to go along with the demonization campaigns.

Even though I am pro-Israel - well, anti-Palestinian to be more accurate - the alt right kids' "eat the Jews" jokes, etc., never bothered me. Because I knew what they were really trying to achieve . . . which was to lampoon the fake sanctimony of the pseudo-"elite" aristocracy.

Posted by: Bamanarama at June 01, 2023 01:36 PM (uH1aC)

84 51 I am still waiting for videos of her doing lap dances
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (5SU7S)
___________

There's video of AOC in college doing some slutty dance. I have to admit, she did look quite appetizing in college. Which for her wasn't that long ago. She has not aged well. Lots of lines and creases on that face for someone in their early 30s. She looks at least 10 years older than she is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

85 The melting point of iron is ~2,800 °F.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:36 PM (9UlRk)

86 NBC should update their story's headline to now read:

A verified AOC parody account got a boost from Elon Musk's Twitter and us!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (KbCG3)

87 It would be great if a million parody accounts of her popped up all at once.

I mean terrible. It would be terrible.
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (IupF3)
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Shut down one parody account and two more shall take it's place!

Posted by: Hail HYDRA! at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (YIVH2)

88 AOC does butt stuff, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (Hudry)

89 73 TJM, you just don’t wanna admit that you’re old and weird like the rest of us.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (+ze3w)

90 Look, Toots. Just shut up and bring me another martini. Oh, and this time, let's not use the sweet vermouth, OK?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho, in a bar about six years ago at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (gf7Ez)

91 Isn't foolscap a kind of paper?

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (9UlRk)

92 Who else thinks this parody account is actually The BEE in disguise????

Posted by: Mr. Wolf at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (Zh2lX)

93 89 73 TJM, you just don’t wanna admit that you’re old and weird like the rest of us.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (+ze3w)

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If I ever did, then Dolley would find out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

94 87 It would be great if a million parody accounts of her popped up all at once.

I mean terrible. It would be terrible.
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:34 PM (IupF3)
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Shut down one parody account and two more shall take it's place!
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I Am Parody Spartacus.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 01:38 PM (Hudry)

95 >>Isn't foolscap a kind of paper?

You are thinking of Zig-Zags.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 01:38 PM (7NAVD)

96 Romeo13-
in answer to your question in #464 of the last thread:

https://tinyurl.com/52pftyxt

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:38 PM (eOEVl)

97 Having made a new twitter account recently (mostly to see ace's links) I can attest that it is rampant with phony accounts impersonating celebrities and politicians. Some well meaning, parody accounts. Some are outright imposters trying to shake down twitter users for donations. One guy told me he was Franklin Graham. Of course, the real FG has a blue check mark and says no other accounts exist. Tons of users impersonate Elon.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (MeG8a)

98 There's video of AOC in college doing some slutty dance. I have to admit, she did look quite appetizing in college. Which for her wasn't that long ago. She has not aged well. Lots of lines and creases on that face for someone in their early 30s. She looks at least 10 years older than she is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

Agree, she's hitting the wall early. I guess it's the lies the commies live that causes the aging?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (2D+TA)

99 Here's a video of AOC and her boyfriend hiding from the parodists:

https://tinyurl.com/4ua598zv

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (2tUFv)

100 Romeo13-
in answer to your question in #464 of the last thread:

https://tinyurl.com/52pftyxt
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:38 PM

Isn't this perilously close to crossing the streams?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (a3Q+t)

101 58 Lèse-majesté: an offence against the dignity of a ruling head of state (traditionally a monarch but now more often a president) or the state itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

is that what that means? I've seen the phrase a thousand times and knew it had something to do with royal privilege but that's as much as I could glean.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

A German comedian got arrested(in Germany) for insulting Erdogan, which violated laws of this nature still on the books.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (eYoxG)

102 I'm so confused by the new rules.
I thought it was the worst sin imaginable to try and help a GIRLBOSS, because she don't need no man.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (KRe1G)

103 >> There's video of AOC in college doing some slutty dance. I have to admit, she did look quite appetizing in college.

The Wall is undfeated.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (7NAVD)

104 She has not aged well. Lots of lines and creases on that face for someone in their early 30s. She looks at least 10 years older than she is.

****

Resting commie face.
Have you seen the before and after for the former New Zealand prime minister chick?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (wb1YC)

105 88 AOC does butt stuff, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (Hudry)

She doesn't understand how men can be gay - when you consider that women have butt holes too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (N39Ws)

106 Servant of the People, yo.

Posted by: Looking Glass at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s)

107 This is serious news

Posted by: MoLester Holt at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (uN6X9)

108 Isn't this perilously close to crossing the streams?

I tried to be as vague as possible.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (eOEVl)

109 How do we know that AOCs account isn't the fake one? Is she parodying the parody account by being super serious for real?

Think about it.

Mind blown!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (wlCsd)

110 /off 'Brandy' sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (zZu0s)

111 So people in Flyover Country are Milk Toast?
Yum! Milk Toast.

Posted by: Non-Binary Bigfoot at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (dKCCS)

112 Agree, she's hitting the wall early. I guess it's the lies the commies live that causes the aging?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (2D+TA)

Practicing that Adam Schiffish eyeball bulge in the mirror every night for half an hour gives you hell of wrinkles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (9UlRk)

113 >>>Whut in tarnation happened there?

Posted by: Hadrian the Sevent

i added your lese-majeste comment. it's more your fault than mine
Posted by: ace

Hadrian, how does it feel to be quoted and thrown under the bus in the same thread?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (gVydF)

114 I'm impressed. Doing a parody of AOC is not easy.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (cUYo/)

115 So...NBC is positioning AOC for success?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (dybcd)

116 >>>91 Isn't foolscap a kind of paper?

yeah that's what I thought. the one time i've used the word in my life, I used it to mean paper.

Let's put an end to the debate: it means both.

foolscap
noun

variants or less commonly fool's cap

1
: a cap or hood usually with bells worn by jesters
2
: a conical cap for slow or lazy students
3
usually foolscap [from the watermark of a foolscap formerly applied to such paper] : a size of paper formerly standard in Great Britain
broadly : a piece of writing paper

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (KRtlO)

117 So Alexandria Vagina-Dentata got her panties in a wad?

LOL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

118 Sooo...... The left is Maoist? But someone else said they're Marxist. And some other people say they're Stalinist.

Can we just settle on one? Maybe we could just go with Evil Communist Bastards. It really encapsulates the whole nasty group.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (Wy1BU)

119 109 How do we know that AOCs account isn't the fake one? Is she parodying the parody account by being super serious for real?

Think about it.

Mind blown!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (wlCsd)

Did anyone else read 'Think about it' with a particular voice in their head? Just me?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (zZu0s)

120 'I'm assessing with my team'?
--------

This probably means that someone is reading the Tweets to her, explaining the long words.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (59Ws+)

121 101 58 Lèse-majesté: an offence against the dignity of a ruling head of state (traditionally a monarch but now more often a president) or the state itself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

THE KING IS A FINK!!!

Posted by: The Lone Haranguer at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (fiChp)

122 117 So Alexandria Vagina-Dentata got her panties in a wad?

LOL.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

So, are you saying her vagina has teeth or her teeth are like a vagine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

123 91 Isn't foolscap a kind of paper?

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:37 PM (9UlRk)
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It's a paper size, much as we might say legal size paper, etc., used in the countries with ties to the UK.
Has been replaced by A4.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foolscap_folio

Posted by: Ciampino --- Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (qfLjt)

124 I remember a meme of Donkey Chompers proudly showing the renewable energy source she discovered. It's a power strip plugged into itself.
Not only did the meme capture how stupid she is but also how little analysis is required of her stupid blathering.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (a1ycR)

125 /off 'Brandy' sock
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM

It was a fine sock.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (a3Q+t)

126 Has AOC married her soiboi yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (+ze3w)

127 Ever count the number of different style eyeglasses she wears?

No doubt they are not prescription, merely to attempt to look intelligent, but greatly failing.

Posted by: hamitchell at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (kE/nb)

128
A German comedian got arrested(in Germany) for insulting Erdogan, which violated laws of this nature still on the books.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (eYoxG)

__________

It got taken off the books only a few years ago. But there are still laws like this in lots of places.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:43 PM (MoZTd)

129 No doubt they are not prescription, merely to attempt to look intelligent, but greatly failing.

Perhaps she should practice saying "molecules".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:43 PM (eOEVl)

130 Waiting for Lizzo to “weigh” in on this one

Posted by: TaliBob Self Radicalized at June 01, 2023 01:43 PM (uN6X9)

131 117 So Alexandria Vagina-Dentata got her panties in a wad?

LOL.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

So, are you saying her vagina has teeth or her teeth are like a vagine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:42 PM (zZu0s)

I'd say the photo Ace posted is sufficient proof of the former.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 01, 2023 01:43 PM (wtvvX)

132 Agree, she's hitting the wall early. I guess it's the lies the commies live that causes the aging?
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (2D+TA)
---
The inner ugliness of Lefties often finds its way to the surface.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (YIVH2)

133 118 Sooo...... The left is Maoist? But someone else said they're Marxist. And some other people say they're Stalinist.

Can we just settle on one? Maybe we could just go with Evil Communist Bastards. It really encapsulates the whole nasty group.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (Wy1BU)

Marxist- the harmless 'Communism is great!' airheads.

Stalinist ~ Maoist- just different flavors of the same thing. These are the dangerous ones.

They are mostly Stalin Maosketeers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)

134 : a cap or hood usually with bells worn by jesters
2
: a conical cap for slow or lazy students

***

Someone should sew some bells on a barbecue grill cover for Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (wb1YC)

135 Surely Google could donate some 'newbie' propeller tiny hats.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (3byMq)

136 ATF are really jazzed about burning kids alive and pride month.

https://tinyurl.com/msmdsjp5

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (KRe1G)

137 118 Sooo...... The left is Maoist? But someone else said they're Marxist. And some other people say they're Stalinist.

Can we just settle on one? Maybe we could just go with Evil Communist Bastards. It really encapsulates the whole nasty group.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (Wy1BU)

Marxist is either a catch all for communists generally or refers to a specific passive(wait for the workers to do it) Orthodox Marxism.

Stalinism, Leninism, and Maoism are all methods/approaches in seizing and maintaining power. Leninism for instance emphasizes terror. It's not so tied to the economic doctrines of communism.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (eYoxG)

138 I hate A4 paper with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (+ze3w)

139 They are mostly Stalin Maosketeers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)

That whipped chocolatey nougat though...

Posted by: Mmmm at June 01, 2023 01:45 PM (fiChp)

140 84 . . . There's video of AOC in college doing some slutty dance. I have to admit, she did look quite appetizing in college. Which for her wasn't that long ago. She has not aged well . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade
_________

It's difficult for a young woman to remain attractive when she has decided that she should wear her hair as if she were trying to look like an onion.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 01, 2023 01:45 PM (gf7Ez)

141 >>>She has not aged well. Lots of lines and creases on that face for someone in their early 30s. She looks at least 10 years older than she is.

she looks like a sun-baked peasant abuela.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:45 PM (KRtlO)

142 if aoc is not aging well, it's because it's really hard work trying to bring about the green socialist paradise. she probably loses sleep just thinking about all the working class workers who think they have a right to own a car.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 01:45 PM (B1FKF)

143 That whipped chocolatey nougat though...
Posted by: Mmmm at June 01, 2023 01:45 PM (fiChp)

Three Musketeers is like the ... Jonah Goldberg of candy. It is full of air and when you think back, there was not much to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:46 PM (zZu0s)

144
Hadrian, how does it feel to be quoted and thrown under the bus in the same thread?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (gVydF)

____________

Like the sailor in the Victor Hugo story. The captain gave him a medal for stopping a unsecured cannon in a storm, then ordered him shot for the cannon being unsecured in the first place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:46 PM (MoZTd)

145 "Kill a bunch of people and scare the rest into doing what you want" isn't really an "-ism", is it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:46 PM (9UlRk)

146 For instance, if someone is parodying you and says some really retarded things, but you have to warn people that the parody account isn't actually you, then there is a fair possibility that you, yourself, are retarded.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
--------

The lady doth protest too much, methinks...

Posted by: The Bard at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (rpirE)

147 103 >> There's video of AOC in college doing some slutty dance. I have to admit, she did look quite appetizing in college.

The Wall is undfeated.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 01:40 PM (7NAVD)
___________

It gets us all in the end. But she is 33. It's rare that a girl could drop that many points in 10 years without something extreme happening, like putting on a ton of weight or adding a dick between her legs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

148 Now, i see.
Green ribbed Condoms were made for the ones that need ribbing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (L2zfd)

149 145 "Kill a bunch of people and scare the rest into doing what you want" isn't really an "-ism", is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:46 PM (9UlRk)

Sure it is. Terrorism. Authoritarianism. Totalitarianism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

150 Someone should sew some bells on a barbecue grill cover for Brian Stelter.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM

Whoa! Let us not commit an offense against the dignity of a ruling journalist, or the Sex Machine itself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

151 >>>
Can you work it into a text Friday afternoon, so we get an actual, for real, non-BigPenguined Bat Signal in next Monday's Café?

i'll try to avoid penguins and add what you think of as a "bat"

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (KRtlO)

152 36 ATF are really jazzed about burning kids alive and pride month.

https://tinyurl.com/msmdsjp5
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (KRe1G)

Do they chop their dicks off before or after trapping them in a wooden structure and burning them alive?

Posted by: Burnt, shot, mutilated, whatever at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (fiChp)

153 Three Musketeers was my favorite candy bar, back when I could eat candy bars.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (+ze3w)

154 maybe AOC has Ozempic face

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (w0NJk)

155 anyone else gaining spread?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 01:48 PM (MLrvz)

156 Sure it is. Terrorism. Authoritarianism. Totalitarianism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah but....

Ok, fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:48 PM (9UlRk)

157 Hadrian, how does it feel to be quoted and thrown under the bus in the same thread?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 01:41 PM (gVydF)

____________

Like the sailor in the Victor Hugo story. The captain gave him a medal for stopping a unsecured cannon in a storm, then ordered him shot for the cannon being unsecured in the first place.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:46 PM (MoZTd)

I love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:48 PM (zZu0s)

158 THAT'S one Hot Tamale!

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2023 01:49 PM (OUiUM)

159 153 Three Musketeers was my favorite candy bar, back when I could eat candy bars.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (+ze3w)

*adds Bulgar to GOPe, possible communist, and TJM fan lists*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:49 PM (zZu0s)

160 145 "Kill a bunch of people and scare the rest into doing what you want" isn't really an "-ism", is it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:46 PM (9UlRk)

It's a good bit more than that. While killing or punishment is a common form of discipline, Lenin specifically believed that terror was a required state of mind to organize a virtuous society. In other words, randomly applied and large scale slaughters. Kind of to militarize an entire society by exposing them repeatedly to senseless death and hardship.

Stalin was more of a tsarist in his approach.

Mao has his cultural revolution, continual upheaval, as a theme. Unending change.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 01:49 PM (eYoxG)

161 148 Now, i see.
Green ribbed Condoms were made for the ones that need ribbing.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 01:47 PM (L2zfd)

Hey now. Every now and then the missus needs a little something extra.

Posted by: Wally Gator at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (wlCsd)

162 From what I understand, the site had like 400 followers before AOC opened her surprisingly large mouth and now it has millions.

So... great job, you played yourself.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (0hOvj)

163 I was told by the cult of Q and MAGA that milktoast Kaylee was the daughter of JFK Jr.
Lol, lmao
Farting even...

Posted by: Non-Binary Bigfoot at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (dKCCS)

164 Yeah but....

Ok, fine.

You're right though, in that the leftists aren't actually trying for a Communist utopia, they're just trying for the special privileges their rich and/or royal ancestors had. That's not strictly an -ism as we normally define those.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (ZGrMX)

165 155 anyone else gaining spread?
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 01:48 PM (MLrvz)

I have been working on calf raises because I hate squats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)

166 162 From what I understand, the site had like 400 followers before AOC opened her surprisingly large mouth and now it has millions.

So... great job, you played yourself.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (0hOvj)
_______________

Leftist stooges always punch down, though

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

167 162 From what I understand, the site had like 400 followers before AOC opened her surprisingly large mouth and now it has millions.

So... great job, you played yourself.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 01:50 PM (0hOvj)

Like The Wall, I am undefeated.

Posted by: Streisand Effect at June 01, 2023 01:51 PM (fiChp)

168 Three Musketeers was my favorite candy bar, back when I could eat candy bars.

Mine was a toss up between Zero, Payday, and Snickers. Back when I could eat candy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 01:51 PM (0hOvj)

169 She mad because the parody account called out her cis boyfriend wearing crocs with socks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 01:51 PM (to8pj)

170 Three Musketeers was my favorite candy bar, back when I could eat candy bars.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
------

I'm always left out...
[runs crying from the room]

Posted by: D'Artagnan at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (d9q+b)

171 I've always been partial to the Whatchamacallit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (9UlRk)

172 It is Trotsky-ists in the West.

To the extent they are any actual brand of communists.

Neolibs and neocons are Trotsky descended as to technique.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (L3xaG)

173 Matt Walsh signed a deal to screen What is a Woman for free on Twitter tonight. After signing the deal, Twitter said they're going to throttle it and label it hate speech. A few minutes ago, Elon said Twitter employees were wrong. There will be no throttling or hate speech label.

https://tinyurl.com/2p85pb4s

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (KRe1G)

174 You're right though, in that the leftists aren't actually trying for a Communist utopia, they're just trying for the special privileges their rich and/or royal ancestors had

Feudalism, is the term you're looking for. Its never really left Europe, they just hid it well behind various policies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (0hOvj)

175 she probably loses sleep just thinking about all the working class workers who think they have a right to own a car.
Posted by: gnats local 678

I think she stays awake trying to figure out what 4+5 equals. Or whether ducks have toes. Or how do those itty bitty sailors drive the ship into the bottle without water?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (Wy1BU)

176 "Candy . . . is that what they're calling it now?"

-- Kamala

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

177 173 Matt Walsh signed a deal to screen What is a Woman for free on Twitter tonight. After signing the deal, Twitter said they're going to throttle it and label it hate speech. A few minutes ago, Elon said Twitter employees were wrong. There will be no throttling or hate speech label.

https://tinyurl.com/2p85pb4s
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (KRe1G)

=======

Owner > anonymous underling

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

178 >>>Mine was a toss up between Zero, Payday, and Snickers. Back when I could eat candy.

zero and payday are good calls.

I used to be able to eat the F out of Chunky, too.

And I used to Double-Fist it in movie theaters with Raisinettes and the chocolate-peanut ones.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (KRtlO)

179 Donkey-Chompers complained that someone was making fun of her on Twitter. With Elon Musk's support, if you can believe that!

I can't wait until she starts posting porn deep fakes of her and saying they're fake, drawing more attention to them.

Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

180 Ok in the minority here. I think she is cute....but that bug eye thing she does is a clear signal of the crazy. Would not be in her presence for more than 30 seconds before quietly sidling away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (wlCsd)

181 Mussolini by comparison is doctrinally relatively sane. There is a sort of ordinary authoritarianism(seen often in military dictatorships), and then there is the various cult-like doctrines that guided some of the big mass murderers.

Gaddafi in many ways is kind of a normal guy. Lenin is a very difficult guy to understand for people since his beliefs are insane.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (eYoxG)

182 Stalin was more of a tsarist in his approach.

Mao has his cultural revolution, continual upheaval, as a theme. Unending change.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 01:49 PM (eYoxG)

Hmmmm. I'd say Stalin was more... bureaucratic in his approach. Quotas that had to be met for each region for convicted 'Enemies of the People.'

Maoism was more of a... attempt to create a grassroots fire that came from the bottom. The people turn on their neighbors and do most of the work for the leaders in oppressing their countrymen.

We may be agreeing here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (zZu0s)

183 Second Look at the juicy booty on AOC?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

184 What is the news on Rob DeSantis?

Posted by: Scoob at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (7rlWo)

185 Twix are my favorite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

186 Twitter was pretty funny yesterday.. everyone simply copied her Tweet in sent it out under their own account..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 01, 2023 01:54 PM (w/RvR)

187 184 What is the news on Rob DeSantis?
Posted by: Scoob at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (7rlWo)

========

Still silent on Nickelback-gate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

188 Sad part for AOC is that the parody account makes more sense than she does.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 01:54 PM (Bd6X8)

189 171 I've always been partial to the Whatchamacallit.

the absolute best!

what's the deal with Toblerone it's like you're abroad or in an airport and you feel the need to buy it ... it's not that great but has CACHET

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 01, 2023 01:55 PM (w0NJk)

190 My favorite piece of AOC stupidity was when Google wanted to locate their new HQ in New York, and negotiated a reduction in their state and local taxes for the next twenty years from $20 billion to $18 billion, or roughly a 10% discount on future taxes.

This two billion dollar tax break was understandably a big political issue, and when AOC and her friends successfully blocked Amazon, AOC proudly went on Twitter and announced that New York now had an extra two billion dollars to spend on the schools, the subway, whatever.

Er - that's not how tax breaks work, idiot.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 01:55 PM (2tUFv)

191 I used to be able to eat the F out of Chunky, too.

And I used to Double-Fist it in movie theaters with Raisinettes and the chocolate-peanut ones.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (KRtlO)
______________

"Eating chunky? Double-fisting in movie theaters? Sing it, brother!"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

192 And I used to Double-Fist it in movie theaters with Raisinettes and the chocolate-peanut ones.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (KRtlO)

That's not all he double fists!

Posted by: Garret and Paolo at June 01, 2023 01:55 PM (zZu0s)

193 Sandy Cortez oughta' be happy she's someone, apparently, popular enough for someone else to want to parody.

Imagine if she got absolutely no traffic on any of her social media sites or via regular congressional channels. She'd be pissing and moaning about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 01, 2023 01:56 PM (Q4IgG)

194 180 Ok in the minority here. I think she is cute....but that bug eye thing she does is a clear signal of the crazy. Would not be in her presence for more than 30 seconds before quietly sidling away.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (wlCsd)
---------------
Neigh, neigh. And full of cray, cray.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 01:56 PM (2bFN5)

195 "A Twitter account mocking Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has skyrocketed in followers and engagement over the last two days, with some help from Elon Musk," NBC News tweeted on Wednesday.
++++
AOC herself helped with that. She needs to look up "Streisand Effect."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

196 Uh, what was the flat one with the caramel in chocolate? Caramello?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

197 Rollo

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 01, 2023 01:56 PM (L3xaG)

198 I like the Take 5 bars. Not a big chocolate or sweets eater, but I'll have one now and again.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

199 Feudalism, is the term you're looking for. Its never really left Europe, they just hid it well behind various policies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 01:52 PM (0hOvj)

I'm not so sure. I think it's the brutality that arose as a result of the evisceration of Feudalism. Feudal societies are generally a two way street unless you're the lowest of peasant. Power is delicately balanced in a bloody arbitrage between noble and king, church and laity, merchant and state... everyone maneuvering for greatest advantage knowing their position is always precarious. Tear apart that balance for various reasons, and the whole system goes kerplooey and you're left with a single, all powerful entity with all that brutality constrained to a tiny circle of internecine conflict and complete domination everywhere else.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (9UlRk)

200 those malt balls were good too

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (KRtlO)

201 My favorite candy bar is Lindt sea salt dark chocolate.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (KRe1G)

202 How does this affect Trump vs DeSantis?

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (hETax)

203 194 180 Ok in the minority here. I think she is cute....but that bug eye thing she does is a clear signal of the crazy. Would not be in her presence for more than 30 seconds before quietly sidling away.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (wlCsd)
---------------
Neigh, neigh. And full of cray, cray.
Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 01:56 PM

We'd hit it.

Posted by: Caligula...and Mr. Ed at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

204 And I used to Double-Fist it in movie theaters with Raisinettes and the chocolate-peanut ones.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 01:53 PM (KRtlO)

Goobers.

They were awful! Raisinets rock!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (ZCCyW)

205 203 Neigh, neigh. And full of cray, cray.
Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 01:56 PM

We'd hit it.
Posted by: Caligula...and Mr. Ed at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

========

Catherine the Great liked to experiment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

206 Imma go over there and smack you, Three Dots!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (w0NJk)

207 Not at all -- this is NBC's regular "reporting." A never-ending campaign to squelch speech critical of the Maoist left.
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This week. Next week, it will be someone else. It's one of the few benefits of maintaining large numbers of redundant propaganda outlets. They can distribute the greatest absurdities among them so nobody gets the reputation of being exclusively an absurdist paper. This is a good thing because if you *don't* this, you become CNN - the absurdism-only outlet that is now failing outright because the market for uniform absurdity is actually pretty small.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (DU+/6)

208 At last, a news article I can read and actually enjoy.

They are few and far between these days.

Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (pTb/Z)

209 I have gotten more purist in candy as I have gotten older. Hershey's Nuggets or Mini Chewy Sweet tarts.

No wonder I am pre-diabetic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)

210 Initials should be reserved for historic figures: LBJ, JFK, FDR. This bimbo should be Sandy Cortez.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (vN+oL)

211 Imagine if she got absolutely no traffic on any of her social media sites or via regular congressional channels. She'd be pissing and moaning about that.

She's completely dependent on Twitter - she can't quit it.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (2tUFv)

212 Feudalism, is the term you're looking for. Its never really left Europe, they just hid it well behind various policies.

***

In fairness to Macron, he just wants an excuse to put on tights and wear a powdered wig.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (wb1YC)

213 I really really hate this woman. She's an arrogant moron who really wants to be an Instagram influencer but is getting paid by us to do it. The press honestly wants this 10 watt bulb to be president, too. I however, would like to see her elected to captain of a leaky ship in shark infested waters.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (tRd71)

214 My wife likes the jelly slices that are encrusted with sugar. I don't know what to make of it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (to8pj)

215
Mussolini by comparison is doctrinally relatively sane. There is a sort of ordinary authoritarianism(seen often in military dictatorships), and then there is the various cult-like doctrines that guided some of the big mass murderers.

___________

What amazes me is that he was deposed so easily. He strolled into a meeting and the King told him he was fired. And he left without any fuss. The Germans had to rescue him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:59 PM (MoZTd)

216 Sno-Caps!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

217 Those non-parallels are the best movie candy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 01:59 PM (IAwid)

218 Some years ago an impulse by without really looking at the contents.

The Take Five pretzel with chocolate and peanut butter.
Then I went hunting for the bag of them and woops did I eat all those at one sitting? Yep.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (3byMq)

219 199
I'm not so sure. I think it's the brutality that arose as a result of the evisceration of Feudalism. Feudal societies are generally a two way street unless you're the lowest of peasant. Power is delicately balanced in a bloody arbitrage between noble and king, church and laity, merchant and state... everyone maneuvering for greatest advantage knowing their position is always precarious. Tear apart that balance for various reasons, and the whole system goes kerplooey and you're left with a single, all powerful entity with all that brutality constrained to a tiny circle of internecine conflict and complete domination everywhere else.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (9UlRk)

The rise of absolute monarchy in Europe(which is often remembered as what feudalism was like since it's the stage that existed right prior to lots of republics emerging).

The problem with feudalism tends to be internal wars, but power is very well distributed so there's less room for arbitrary abuse by higher ups.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (eYoxG)

220 This busty, bespectacled blonde thinks that even when AOC was in her prime, she was never hot enough to adequately offset her blinding stupidity:
https://is.gd/MxsFDR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

221 What amazes me is that he was deposed so easily. He strolled into a meeting and the King told him he was fired. And he left without any fuss. The Germans had to rescue him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 01:59 PM (MoZTd)

Benito is really misunderstood.

Farrell's bio is excellent.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (L3xaG)

222 There is a saying about if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen. I think it is a sexist Chef thing but certainly applies to AOC. Honey if you can't handle some small time twitter mocking you are not fit to be in congress.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (3cGpq)

223 Cinnamon Imperials. (Red Hots)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (zZu0s)

224 Odd that the phenomena that trying to suppress something that only draws more attention to it only got a name -- the "Streisand Effect" -- about 20 years ago when Babs tried to suppress those pics of her house. The phenomena itself seems obvious and goes back to caveman times.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

225 Ooh, I forgot about Raisinettes. I liked those. Butterfinger too.

Both were hit or miss though. It seemed like there was a 50-50 chance they would be stale.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (KRe1G)

226 I also think AOC is still cute, when she wears her hair down.

No woman looks good wearing her hair in a bun. Ever.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (+ze3w)

227 Has anyone suggested she calm her tits yet?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (z/ifB)

228 >>220 This busty, bespectacled blonde thinks that even when AOC was in her prime, she was never hot enough to adequately offset her blinding stupidity:
https://is.gd/MxsFDR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Busty babes with glasses are the hot.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (to8pj)

229 My wife likes the jelly slices that are encrusted with sugar. I don't know what to make of it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 01:58 PM (to8pj)
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I think it means that you luck out and get all the chocolate.

Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (pTb/Z)

230 How does this affect Trump vs DeSantis?
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (hETax)

Don't know and don't care. We are chatting about important stuff here, candybars. Twix and 100 grand bar were on my playlist for many years.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (2D+TA)

231 The problem with feudalism tends to be internal wars, but power is very well distributed so there's less room for arbitrary abuse by higher ups.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (eYoxG)
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Your soldiers and taxes have to come from somewhere, and the "somewhere" in monarchies like those are a relatively small number of aristocrats. Piss them off too much and they might invade your capital city and try for the throne themselves. Use a steady hand, and they'll cough up the men and the cash when needed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (DU+/6)

232 I was always a Zagnut guy. Can't hardly find them anymore except in specialty candy stores

Posted by: weew at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (/uwTS)

233 "A few minutes ago, Elon said Twitter employees were wrong. There will be no throttling or hate speech label."

and the censoring employee was given their second strike. Three strikes and they are fired for cause. (I wish)

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (Cus5s)

234 220 This busty, bespectacled blonde thinks that even when AOC was in her prime, she was never hot enough to adequately offset her blinding stupidity:
https://is.gd/MxsFDR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Fivehead.

3/10.

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

235 Hundred thousand dollar bar. A bit of everything.

Posted by: Bosk at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (VMFAF)

236 No love for the Marathon bar?? Those were amazing but I think they don't make them anymore.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (H5y4s)

237 202 How does this affect Trump vs DeSantis?
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM

Trump is WAY more likely to say something deliciously inappropriate, and hilarious, regarding AOC.

Also more likely to get in trouble for paying her hush money after an indiscretion or three with her lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

238 >>I think it means that you luck out and get all the chocolate.
Posted by: bluebell

So true. LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (to8pj)

239 ...100 grand bar...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (2D+TA)

Oh yeah! That was a staple in my childhood years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (ZCCyW)

240 118 Sooo...... The left is Maoist? But someone else said they're Marxist. And some other people say they're Stalinist.

Can we just settle on one? Maybe we could just go with Evil Communist Bastards. It really encapsulates the whole nasty group.
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They all fit but you have to add that they work for the Money Lenders.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (Hudry)

241 York Peppermint Patties.

The old school big ones, not the minis.*

*that's what she said (and ace apparently)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

242 I like the orange hostess cupcakes too.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (KRe1G)

243 Oh, and Abba Zabba's. I think you can only get those online though.

Posted by: Bosk at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (VMFAF)

244 226 I also think AOC is still cute, when she wears her hair down.

No woman looks good wearing her hair in a bun. Ever.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (+ze3w)

Perhaps we can make an arrangement on your iverdue books. Bow chicka wow wow

Posted by: Naughty librarians at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (wlCsd)

245 I like the orange hostess cupcakes too.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:03 PM (KRe1G)
++++
ORANGE HOSTESS BAD!

Posted by: Confused NPC at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (DU+/6)

246 This busty, bespectacled blonde thinks that even when AOC was in her prime, she was never hot enough to adequately offset her blinding stupidity:
https://is.gd/MxsFDR
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM

She's not wrong.

Posted by: The Narrator at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (Wnv9h)

247 36 ATF are really jazzed about burning kids alive and pride month.

https://tinyurl.com/msmdsjp5
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:44 PM (KRe1G)

The comments to this are pretty funny:
https://tinyurl.com/yfvwzp87

https://tinyurl.com/3e5bkud4

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (N39Ws)

248 Zero bar and payday

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (wlCsd)

249 Fivehead.

3/10.

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

I dunno. I'd like to ask her about her opinion on factors that led to the dissolution of the Western Roman empire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

250 Almond Joy was great, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (+ze3w)

251 The problem with feudalism tends to be internal wars, but power is very well distributed so there's less room for arbitrary abuse by higher ups.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (eYoxG)

...

Serious question; are feudal states essentially no longer possible because modern weaponry, vehicles etc make it too easy to take out all the other guys stuff all at once?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 02:05 PM (z/ifB)

252 201 My favorite candy bar is Lindt sea salt dark chocolate.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 01:57 PM (KRe1G)

Krasny Octyabr, made in Russia. What is even better is on the label they don't list calories, they list "energy value". Putin being a belligerent jerk has dried up my supply of these.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2023 02:05 PM (NxOLn)

253 SkyBar for the discerning palete though Zagnut was good, too. Did Zagnut have walnuts or brazilnuts? Maybe there is a 'zag' nut.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 02:05 PM (3byMq)

254 232 I was always a Zagnut guy. Can't hardly find them anymore except in specialty candy stores

Posted by: weew at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM (/uwTS)

Zagnut is a fine candy bar, as is the Clark bar.

Personally, I preferred the Oh Henry! candy bar, which is equally difficult to find.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 02:05 PM (IAwid)

255 No woman looks good wearing her hair in a bun. Ever.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:01 PM (+ze3w)

I think he is wrong on Three Musketeers, but I agree with Bulgar on this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

256 Your soldiers and taxes have to come from somewhere, and the "somewhere" in monarchies like those are a relatively small number of aristocrats. Piss them off too much and they might invade your capital city and try for the throne themselves. Use a steady hand, and they'll cough up the men and the cash when needed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:02 PM

There are alternatives! When our native population became more wealthy, lazy, and less patriotic, we turned to filling our ranks with barbarian outsiders! Seems like some parallels to your country, too, so maybe you'll get our same awesome results!

Posted by: Late Roman Empire at June 01, 2023 02:06 PM (JCZqz)

257 250 Almond Joy was great, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (+ze3w)

No on coconut.

German Chocolate cake is acceptable with the caramel(?) icing with the embedded coconut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

258 I thought Payday was good when I very first time I tried it and I've hated it ever since.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 02:07 PM (z/ifB)

259 The history of candy bars - First Revelation was Baby Ruth. Second was Snickers. Then came Nutrageous. I have no idea how you can top the later.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:07 PM (Hudry)

260 There are alternatives! When our native population became more wealthy, lazy, and less patriotic, we turned to filling our ranks with barbarian outsiders! Seems like some parallels to your country, too, so maybe you'll get our same awesome results!
Posted by: Late Roman Empire at June 01, 2023 02:06 PM (JCZqz)
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*snort*

Sadly, our barbarians are far more barbarous than yours were.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

261 255 Whew!

Do I get taken off at least one of those lists now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:07 PM (+ze3w)

262 Reese's Cups, Twizzlers, Twix, Almond Joy, Milky Way.

Years ago I was in Germany and bought some chocolate for the flight home. Two big bags full of individual wrapped chocolate covered booze candy. Think Three Musketeers bite sized only the fluff in the middle was heavily infused with brandy.

Yes, I did get drunk on candy and was still a bit polluted when we landed.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2023 02:07 PM (Wy1BU)

263 50/50 mix of dry roasted peanuts and candy corn. It tastes like a Payday.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 02:08 PM (OgrpQ)

264 The comments to this are pretty funny:
https://tinyurl.com/yfvwzp87

https://tinyurl.com/3e5bkud4
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2023 02:04 PM (N39Ws)
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That second one is great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

265 I've been doing bodyweight exercises for a while now. Squats, lunges, pushups, pullups, etc. I wanted to add some weight, but didn't want to jump straight into having to buy an Olympic bar, weights, etc. My solution was to buy some sandbags from Rep Fitness. I'll have to let you guys know how it goes.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:08 PM (KRe1G)

266 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

Joy Behar claims conservatives are trying to turn America into Uganda with executions for being gay.
"In Uganda, they just imposed a stringent law, life in prison or execution if you're considered to be homosexual ... Is that what we want our country to be, like Uganda?"

https://tinyurl.com/23vvb6ab

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

267 A German comedian got arrested(in Germany) for insulting Erdogan, which violated laws of this nature still on the books.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 01:39 PM (eYoxG)

France is going back to basics. A woman faces a trial scheduled for June 20 for a Facebook post in which she referred to Macron as "filth" and "it's always on television that we see this filth". For that, she was charged with "insulting the president of the Republic" for which she faces a 12,000 euro fine if convicted.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2023 02:08 PM (rj6Yv)

268 AOC is so freakingly drain bamaged that she can't gronk that parody especially political parody was exactly why the 1st Amendment was written.

That in itself makes her protestations ever the more funny.

She is parodying herself.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

269 Anybody else like Hershey Symphony bars? I may be the only connoisseur of those here.

Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2023 02:09 PM (pTb/Z)

270 "Slow news day?"

It's bound to be, when TPTB won't allow you to cover the real news.

Posted by: creeper at June 01, 2023 02:09 PM (cTCuP)

271 Second look at Uganda?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:09 PM (to8pj)

272 >>>216 Sno-Caps!

so good.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 02:09 PM (KRtlO)

273 I think Marie Antoinette was a nicer person with more of a sense of humor than AO-C. She never said "Let them eat cake" as the satiric papers of the time said about Marie Antoinette as well as that she was having an affair with her friend the Proncesse de Lamballe (sp?) whom the revolutionaries decapitated and whose head they stuck on a pole outside MA's window. A O-C May think she's royalty, but she would probably behave like a. sister of Robespierre if she got the chance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (OAjeG)

274 4 I guess that they don't understand that she will be mocked even more now based on that piece.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 01:22 PM (ncXxy)

Huh?

Posted by: Babs Streisand at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (tu3iY)

275 251 The problem with feudalism tends to be internal wars, but power is very well distributed so there's less room for arbitrary abuse by higher ups.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 02:00 PM (eYoxG)

...

Serious question; are feudal states essentially no longer possible because modern weaponry, vehicles etc make it too easy to take out all the other guys stuff all at once?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 02:05 PM (z/ifB)

I think you'll still see them emerge at least temporarily, like China did in the 20th century.

The period time to recentralization seems to be shorter though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (eYoxG)

276 And then there were the Kaboom! bars…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (+ze3w)

277 Reece's Peanut Butter Cups. But being a fan of these is like being a Yankees or Cowboys fan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

278 My mom made Oh Henry bars, probably her most common 'cookie'. OMG we loved those.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (3cGpq)

279 "No woman looks good wearing her hair in a bun. Ever"

counterpoint; hot librarians

There is a certain way that pretty women wear their hair when they're dressed up that I love; when it's up and it's got strands of it framing their face. Michelle Pfieffer wore it like that when I was a kid and I've loved it ever since.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (tRd71)

280 Serious question; are feudal states essentially no longer possible because modern weaponry, vehicles etc make it too easy to take out all the other guys stuff all at once?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 02:05 PM (z/ifB)

Not really. Kinda. It was more that the Merchant class emerged victorious over the Nobles and Kings.

The expansion of finance empowered first the Kings and then the merchants and changed war to a more industrial endeavor.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (L3xaG)

281 Anybody else like Hershey Symphony bars? I may be the only connoisseur of those here.
Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2023 02:09 PM (pTb/Z)
++++
:: raises hand ::

I do. They're very similar to Cadbury "Dairy Milk" bars. I don't particularly like the Symphony bars with stuff in them, though. The plain ones are quite good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

282 The fetching Mrs Beartooth is on a mini Mounds bender. She buys enough bags to get free delivery. The grandkids do eat more than their fair share though.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 01, 2023 02:11 PM (8vzCZ)

283 269 Anybody else like Hershey Symphony bars? I may be the only connoisseur of those here.
Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2023 02:09 PM (pTb/Z)

I like the silky(?) kind of chocolate they are made of, but only as a counter point.

Truth be told, my palate says plain old Hershey's Milk Chocolate is best.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

284 Joy Behar couldn't find Uganda on an unmarked map of Uganda.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (wb1YC)

285 You people need to try the UK versions of candy bars.

Except Kit Kat it was amazing for years but they ruined that in like 2019 for some reason.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (5roHi)

286 268 AOC is so freakingly drain bamaged that she can't gronk that parody especially political parody was exactly why the 1st Amendment was written.

That in itself makes her protestations ever the more funny.

She is parodying herself.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 02:08 PM

She....ready....Senate. President. Future, now. Thank night.

Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

287 >>>I've been doing bodyweight exercises for a while now. Squats, lunges, pushups, pullups, etc. I wanted to add some weight, but didn't want to jump straight into having to buy an Olympic bar, weights, etc. My solution was to buy some sandbags from Rep Fitness. I'll have to let you guys know how it goes.

Posted by: bonhomme

very neat. I really need to start doing this regularly.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (KRtlO)

288 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint:

https://is.gd/KdfKfN

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (ZCCyW)

289
"My team"

What a turd she is

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (NtVYv)

290 "Joy Behar couldn't find Uganda on an unmarked map of Uganda."

She has some difficulty locating the treadmill as well.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (tRd71)

291 "The left is Maoist? But someone else said they're Marxist. And some other people say they're Stalinist.

Can we just settle on one? Maybe we could just go with Evil Communist Bastards. It really encapsulates the whole nasty group."

I've been saying communist, because it has historical panache. But it can be interpreted as the "We are going to do it right, this time" type of communism. So "Stalinist" makes it more clear, what they are really doing.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (Cus5s)

292 The Reggie Bar is back !

https://tinyurl.com/yckv5spn

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (to8pj)

293 I've been doing bodyweight exercises for a while now. Squats, lunges, pushups, pullups, etc. I wanted to add some weight, but didn't want to jump straight into having to buy an Olympic bar, weights, etc. My solution was to buy some sandbags from Rep Fitness. I'll have to let you guys know how it goes.

Posted by: bonhomme

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Why not just free weights? Don't have to get a complete set.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

294 PNW morons - Can you still find Mountain Bars? The peanut butter one was the best.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (OgrpQ)

295 I do. They're very similar to Cadbury "Dairy Milk" bars. I don't particularly like the Symphony bars with stuff in them, though. The plain ones are quite good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM (DU+/6)
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Ah, another connoisseur! The plain ones are good but I do like the ones with almonds and toffee too.

Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (pTb/Z)

296 A Goo Goo Cluster is a local favorite.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 02:13 PM (IAwid)

297 Feudal States:

I would make the argument that some areas of drug cartel controlled Mexico are Fiefdoms.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

298 288 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint:

https://is.gd/KdfKfN
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (ZCCyW)

Kill me now, my eyes were drawn to the nicely executed finger joints on the card files.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (NxOLn)

299 I got your "in depth analysis"...it's either funny, or it ain't.

Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (AwYPR)

300 279 "No woman looks good wearing her hair in a bun. Ever"

counterpoint; hot librarians
There is a certain way that pretty women wear their hair when they're dressed up that I love; when it's up and it's got strands of it framing their face. Michelle Pfieffer wore it like that when I was a kid and I've loved it ever since.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2023 02:10 PM

A woman with her hair in a bun can look sexy...and when she takes her hair out of the bun, and it spills over her naked neck and shoulders...

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Perv Moron at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (JCZqz)

301 Look, I like hot chicks in glasses as much as the next guy. But that slutty librarian is still gonna have to let her hair down if she wants any lovin’ from me.

Hair buns are like breast binders for the head.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (+ze3w)

302 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint:

https://is.gd/KdfKfN
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (ZCCyW)

Dang!
When was the last time anyone saw or used a card catalogue?
Oh and yeah, hawt lady.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (e4fEA)

303 Truth be told, my palate says plain old Hershey's Milk Chocolate is best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

I like the special dark

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (NtVYv)

304 50 Allis Chambers >>> Alex Chompers

The tractor is mightier than the donkey.
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (3byMq)

Pssst…Chalmers, not Chambers.

Posted by: clutch at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (9UmRs)

305 I've seen a lot of progress with two additions to my workouts. One was a polar chest strap. When my HR is below 145 or so I add intensity. When it gets around 160+ I slow down.

The second thing is protein. I was tracking calories, but not macros. My protein was only around 115g on a good day. Now I'm aiming for 200g.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:15 PM (KRe1G)

306 And as numerous posters already pointed out, if she had just ignored the parody the people clicking on it wouldn't bother. A self own by A O-C.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 02:15 PM (OAjeG)

307 288 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint:

https://is.gd/KdfKfN
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (ZCCyW)

In her face, she looks like she's 15. Chest as well.

As a counter point to your counterpoint:

https://tinyurl.com/mwsywmx2

May be a bit 'on the nose'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

308 288 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint:

https://is.gd/KdfKfN
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (ZCCyW)
________

Yea, I don't get that anti-bun comment. Some of the classic beauties of all time wore buns (Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, etc).

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

309 GE is fabulous!

https://tinyurl.com/yc69u3pf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (FVME7)

310 First came the Magna Carta, and then the Plague. Next thing you know, the Hanseatic League set up shop, and then Parliaments got uppity, and here we are.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)

311 303 Truth be told, my palate says plain old Hershey's Milk Chocolate is best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

I like the special dark
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (NtVYv)

Next time you do smores use special dark.

You will be glad you did.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (wlCsd)

312 "No woman looks good wearing her hair in a bun. Ever"

if she's hot enough she'll look good in anything

Posted by: brak at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (25k9m)

313 297 Feudal States:

I would make the argument that some areas of drug cartel controlled Mexico are Fiefdoms.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

They are basically. Feudalism is very organic and tends to emerge as a centralized state is collapsing. At some point successor governments usually succeed at recentralizing before collapsing back into feudal states.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (eYoxG)

314 304 50 Allis Chambers >>> Alex Chompers

The tractor is mightier than the donkey.
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 01:32 PM (3byMq)

Pssst…Chalmers, not Chambers.
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You're talking about tractors, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (Hudry)

315 Alice in Chains >>>Allis Chambers >>> Alex Chompers

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (lf83v)

316 Kill me now, my eyes were drawn to the nicely executed finger joints on the card files.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (NxOLn)

ace, I think you and garret have a third for your next movie night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

317 And now, from the Ron Don show . . .

Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
Asked about Trump’s nicknames and personal attacks, DeSantis tells @JackHeathRadio: “I think it's so petty. I think it's so juvenile….and honestly, I think that his conduct, which he's been doing for years now, I think that's one of the reasons he's not in the White House now.“

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I'm awarding this one to Ron.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (FVME7)

318 Feudal States:

I would make the argument that some areas of drug cartel controlled Mexico are Fiefdoms.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

Yeah i almost added that as a counter point to my question--it seems like Mexico is experimenting with them. Somalia and maybe large parts of Africa too? When you have the Hamas providing utilities and banking services and what not it certainly seems like some sort of non-state government

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (z/ifB)

319 NBC News...ha!

When the last Apollo returned from the moon, the NASA goal was to pass out as many moon rocks as they could to scientists and media throughout the world. By the time they ran out, the only one's left were NBC. So rather than disappoint them, they had an intern run out back (it's Houston remember) and grab a cow pie, thinking that NBC wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Well months later anlaysis' start to roll in and sure enough, NBC responds with a major breaking news report:
NBC Proves Cow Did Jump Over the Moon!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (e4fEA)

320 I'm not sure how a post about AOC morphed into one about chocolate and hairdos, but this is classic Horde right here.

Posted by: bluebell at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (pTb/Z)

321 I like the special dark
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 01, 2023 02:14 PM (NtVYv)
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Call me.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 01, 2023 02:18 PM (2bFN5)

322 Yea, I don't get that anti-bun comment. Some of the classic beauties of all time wore buns (Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, etc).
-----------------
Nefertiti sported a blown out high and tight with a flat top.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:18 PM (Hudry)

323 "No woman looks good wearing her hair in a bun. Ever"
________

The Galactic Senate shall hear of your outrageous statements and reprisals shall be considered.

Posted by: Princess Leia at June 01, 2023 02:19 PM (lf83v)

324 Lèse-majesté:

The entire planet suffers this everytime someone refers to Joe as Mr. President.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2023 02:19 PM (FhXTo)

325 >> Yea, I don't get that anti-bun comment. Some of the classic beauties of all time wore buns (Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, etc).
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Nefertiti sported a blown out high and tight with a flat top.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:18 PM (Hudry)

Apparently Hunter B likes young girls with pony tails.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:19 PM (to8pj)

326 Barbara Eden wore a bun.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2023 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)

327 You guys just wanna date AOC
admit it

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 02:20 PM (geLO8)

328 309 GE is fabulous!

https://tinyurl.com/yc69u3pf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (FVME7)

But not so much in the Saudi branch office

Posted by: They have no balls at June 01, 2023 02:20 PM (fiChp)

329 My protein was only around 115g on a good day. Now I'm aiming for 200g.

Posted by: bonhomme

That's a lot of protein.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2023 02:20 PM (KAi1n)

330 Those Lindt chocolate truffles are yummy.

Posted by: Tuna at June 01, 2023 02:20 PM (gLRfa)

331 >>326 Barbara Eden wore a bun.

Barbara had great buns.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:21 PM (to8pj)

332 322 Yea, I don't get that anti-bun comment. Some of the classic beauties of all time wore buns (Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, etc).
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Nefertiti sported a blown out high and tight with a flat top.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:18 PM (Hudry)
_____________

I thought it was a huge fro?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

333 327 You guys just wanna date AOC
admit it
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Does doing her like a barking donkey count as dating?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:21 PM (Hudry)

334 ace, I think you and garret have a third for your next movie night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

Hey, knock it off. I'm an engineer, not an architect.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 01, 2023 02:21 PM (NxOLn)

335 No, Barbara Eden had a ponytail as Jeannie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:21 PM (+ze3w)

336 325 >> Yea, I don't get that anti-bun comment. Some of the classic beauties of all time wore buns (Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch, etc).
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Nefertiti sported a blown out high and tight with a flat top.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:18 PM (Hudry)

Apparently Hunter B likes young girls with pony tails.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:19 PM (to8pj)
____________

Shit, I wear a pony tail, should I be nervous?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

337 > very neat. I really need to start doing this regularly.

I really like a guy on youtube called Jordan Yeoh. He has several bodyweight routine videos of different difficulty. Most have no talking at all and it's realtime. Just follow along.

Level 0.5: https://youtu.be/z-r6qyVmw0Q?t=44
Level 1: https://youtu.be/6Nh0zpbZv_Q
Level 1.5: https://youtu.be/s6yv8Ag-PHg
etc

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (KRe1G)

338 Yeoman Rand wore a bun.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (rj6Yv)

339 Barbara had great buns.
_________

Yeast of Eden.

Posted by: Zombie John Steinbeck at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (lf83v)

340 I loved those chocolate covered peanuts that were almost burnt, great stuff. And those frosted circus cookies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj)

341 I wonder if AOC is a screamer?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (to8pj)

342 Barbara Eden had a ponytail as Jeannie.

Funny, I never noticed.

Posted by: Bosk at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (VMFAF)

343 Streisand Effect

Posted by: Tom at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (MB8Si)

344 327 You guys just wanna date AOC admit it

She's not bad looking.

But I'll be honest, if she was the waitress we got seated with at Hooter's, I'd be a little disappointed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (IAwid)

345 Hair bun? No thanks. My hair won't do that even when its long. Too curly. I do think I could rock a bee hive 'do. I would even get the cat eye glasses to go with.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (Wy1BU)

346 Shit, I wear a pony tail, should I be nervous?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
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Only if you're on Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (Dzf2t)

347 Wii Fit girl has a ponytail, you can't complain about that.

https://youtu.be/QhKKARyipjQ

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:23 PM (0hOvj)

348 so freakingly drain bamaged that she can't gronk

Who the hell is parodying who, here? Good God, man.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2023 02:24 PM (jYCXf)

349 Jeannie and Rand both had that bun and ponytail thing. No one noticed the ponytail.

Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2023 02:24 PM (rj6Yv)

350 341 I wonder if AOC is a screamer?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (to8pj)
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Brayer, more likely.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 02:24 PM (2bFN5)

351 347 Wii Fit girl has a ponytail, you can't complain about that.

https://youtu.be/QhKKARyipjQ
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:23 PM (0hOvj)

Ponytails can be sexy AF.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

352 Couldn't find a picture of Raquel Welch with her hair in a bun, but here is one of her with a ridgid tool

https://tinyurl.com/2sjuvrd5

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (geLO8)

353 Cinnamon Imperials. (Red Hots)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Mostly core and apple, pour in red hots, microwave (I forget for how long).
Oh, you can't believe the smell in the kitchen or the taste!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (gVydF)

354 And yes, AOC is cute when she's not doing the bug eye thing and has her mouth shut. Although less than she used to be, she's full speed ahead at the wall. But she's a nutso zealot religious type for wokeism and that makes her hideous.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj)

355 329 My protein was only around 115g on a good day. Now I'm aiming for 200g.

Posted by: bonhomme

That's a lot of protein.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2023 02:20 PM (KAi1n)

*watches the pitch lazily come across home plate*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

356 AOC needs to release a sex video.

Otherwise, I cannot be bothered.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (7tCXb)

357 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint:

https://is.gd/KdfKfN
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023 02:12 PM (ZCCyW)
++++
That's a loose, sloppy bun. She'd still look good with a high and tight bun, but the low and loose style is much sexier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (DU+/6)

358 Being stupid should hurt more. It did back in my day and I learned not to be stupid. But now it seems to actually pay ? I don't get it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (ytSiK)

359 Pssst…Chalmers, not Chambers.
Posted by: clutch

In my defense, it was the thought that counts.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 02:26 PM (3byMq)

360 I do think I could rock a bee hive 'do. I would even get the cat eye glasses to go with.

Goes perfect with the nick

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:27 PM (0hOvj)

361 The Ditzy Damsel in Distress shouted for her White Knights to come and protect her from these rabblous ruffians, and NBC "News" assigned not one but two "journalists" to defend the Red Queef's honor. - Ace

Sublime.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 01, 2023 02:27 PM (z7mF5)

362 44
During Pride Month????
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 01:31 PM (IupF3)
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Already looking forward to, "In the middle of Pride Month?!"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 02:27 PM (ssESX)

363 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint:

https://is.gd/KdfKfN
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2023
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That's a loose, sloppy bun. She'd still look good with a high and tight bun, but the low and loose style is much sexier.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 0

***
Darned if that doesn't look like Taylor Swift!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2023 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

364 350 341 I wonder if AOC is a screamer?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (to8pj)
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Brayer, more likely.
Posted by: scampydog

You wouldn't know if she was screaming or the bed springs needed replacin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROO7xSTxfY

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:27 PM (to8pj)

365 317 And now, from the Ron Don show . . .

Alex Thompson
@AlexThomp
Asked about Trump’s nicknames and personal attacks, DeSantis tells @JackHeathRadio: “I think it's so petty. I think it's so juvenile….and honestly, I think that his conduct, which he's been doing for years now, I think that's one of the reasons he's not in the White House now.“

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I'm awarding this one to Ron.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:17 PM (FVME7)

In sports, there's the whole "players' manager," which is essentially a manager who doesn't get on his guys and lets them be themselves.

This works awesome...when you're winning. When you're losing, it's a total shit show.

Trump's name calling and such felt kind of fresh and fun in 2016. Feels silly and not at all aligned with the seriousness of the situation today.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 02:27 PM (KbCG3)

366 351 Yeah, ponytails rock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:28 PM (+ze3w)

367 > Why not just free weights? Don't have to get a complete set.

I have some. My intent is to use the sandbags for some things like squats, deadlifts, farmer carry, throw over shoulder, weighted lunge, weighted pushups, etc. I can do some of that with dumbbells, but I can do more of that better with a 75 lb bag than a 75 lb dumbbell.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:28 PM (KRe1G)

368 GE is fabulous!

https://tinyurl.com/yc69u3pf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (FVME7)
++++
And I see that it's time for the annual "Juxtaposition of corporate branding for the west vs. the rest of the world" exercises that always happen in June. GE isn't "proud" in Saudi Arabia.

Hey, GE? Enough with the purely performative Pride activities! Get your shit together and *mean* it. Be Proud in *all* markets. If you aren't Proud overseas, you're not Proud at all. Quit pandering and *mean* it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (DU+/6)

369 Red Queen - that works at multiple levels. It needs to stick.

Posted by: Advo at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (VHN21)

370 Yeoman Rand wore a bun.
Posted by: mrp at June 01, 2023

***
That was more like a woven blonde basket!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (J2vNu)

371 I know Taylor Swift is a woke head case but she really is pretty and maintains it well.

Asked about Trump’s nicknames and personal attacks, DeSantis tells @JackHeathRadio: “I think it's so petty. I think it's so juvenile….and honestly, I think that his conduct, which he's been doing for years now, I think that's one of the reasons he's not in the White House now.“

Eh, I wouldn't have responded directly to it. I think his statement that Trump moved to Florida while he (DeSantis) is governor makes the case well enough and you can move on.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (0hOvj)

372 350 341 I wonder if AOC is a screamer?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:22 PM (to8pj)
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Brayer, more likely.
Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 02:24 PM (2bFN5)

Niether. Bet a week's pay she is lazy in bed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (wlCsd)

373 Some good news.

ANOTHER federal court has issued an injunction against the Biden administration's ridiculous pistol-brace rule

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (FVME7)

374 > That's a lot of protein.

I'm 6'5" and weigh around 235.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:30 PM (KRe1G)

375 GE's new washing machine is guaranteed to get anal leakage stains out.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:30 PM (to8pj)

376 The only people I might want to date if I were free and so were they would be Tom Cotton and Rand Paul because I think they're bright and I like to ask Rand about his volunteer dentistry efforts, and the guy who wrote "Hillbilly Elegy" because he seems like an interesting man,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 02:30 PM (lqClx)

377 ALINSKY RULE 5

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage."

And Sandy Donkey Chompers bites hard on it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 01, 2023 02:30 PM (17s+e)

378
My best friend and I have been discussing for quite some time now how modern leftism is basically the old monarchy system with the serial numbers filed off.

Posted by: Azathoth

=============

I've been saying that for a while, too. The regulations and agencies that Dems are loading us up with can work to their advantage ONLY if "we get the right people in there" -- which is the same crap-shoot as hereditary monarchy. (The difference being that totalitarians in democratic states have to corrupt the election process instead of murdering their brothers.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 02:31 PM (lCaJd)

379 Buns being unattractive...a counterpoint

Yeah but she'd look good with a haircut like any of the three stooges, its not fair

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:31 PM (0hOvj)

380 I wonder if AOC is a screamer?
________

Only when she is standing outside of the fence of an empty parking lot.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v)

381 Let me clarify: A bun is fine when serving as a base for a ponytail. It’s when the hair stops at the bun that I find the bun unattractive.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:31 PM (+ze3w)

382 >>> 368 GE is fabulous!

https://tinyurl.com/yc69u3pf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:16 PM (FVME7)
++++
And I see that it's time for the annual "Juxtaposition of corporate branding for the west vs. the rest of the world" exercises that always happen in June. GE isn't "proud" in Saudi Arabia.

Hey, GE? Enough with the purely performative Pride activities! Get your shit together and *mean* it. Be Proud in *all* markets. If you aren't Proud overseas, you're not Proud at all. Quit pandering and *mean* it!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (DU+/6)

It might be entertaining, if / when I get tired of the woketard leaders at *my* place of employment, to hassle the shit out of them about this inconsistency.

"Your silence is violence!!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 01, 2023 02:31 PM (llON8)

383 369 Red Queen - that works at multiple levels. It needs to stick.
Posted by: Advo at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (VHN21)

You know Jack Murphy? The guy who got pegged by his girlfriend and was a 'big deal' in the 'Masculinity' movement? His girlfriend who appeared with him in the videos who he loved to hear about getting railed by other dudes? She was referred to as the 'Red Queen.'

Having a sewer for a memory is a curse sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

384 Niether. Bet a week's pay she is lazy in bed.

No, I bet her one virtue is that she's a wildcat in bed, leaving you exhausted and sore with scratch and bite marks and the bed broken.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:32 PM (0hOvj)

385 The problem with feudalism tends to be internal wars, but power is very well distributed so there's less room for arbitrary abuse by higher ups.

I call what we're seemingly headed for "neo-feudalism", because it's definitely got some differences. Real feudalism, as was discussed, has a balance of power. Neo-feudalism is all about the Uniparty/Deep State/Elite Class/Intelligence Community ruling and everyone else being slaves.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2023 02:32 PM (ZGrMX)

386 GE's new washing machine is guaranteed to get anal leakage stains out.
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Yes, but it's not easy getting your anus on the agitator.

Posted by: Pete Buttegeig at June 01, 2023 02:32 PM (lf83v)

387
Asked about Trump’s nicknames and personal attacks, DeSantis tells @JackHeathRadio: “I think it's so petty. I think it's so juvenile…."

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Rocketman thinks the same thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 02:32 PM (lCaJd)

388 Niether. Bet a week's pay she is lazy in bed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 01, 2023 02:29 PM (wlCsd)

Hmmm, she is also insane. But not the frenetic insanity that often means they are... enthusiastic.

You could be right. Dumb insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

389 You guys just wanna date AOC admit it

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Id smash the big juicy booty if we could separate that from the rest of the braying jackass

Sadly, woke women are not modular like Mr Potato Head where you can take their best parts and discard the rest at a landfill

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 02:33 PM (VTu1l)

390 Bet a week's pay she is lazy in bed.

Same. She lacks imagination and definitely is lazy as fuck if she's making NBC insult people for her.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2023 02:33 PM (ZGrMX)

391 367 > Why not just free weights? Don't have to get a complete set.

I have some. My intent is to use the sandbags for some things like squats, deadlifts, farmer carry, throw over shoulder, weighted lunge, weighted pushups, etc. I can do some of that with dumbbells, but I can do more of that better with a 75 lb bag than a 75 lb dumbbell.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 02:28 PM (KRe1G)

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Makes sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

392 My mom made Oh Henry bars, probably her most common 'cookie'. OMG we loved those.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 01, 2023

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I always like Zero bars. Do they still make those?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

393 Well the biggest problem with feudalism is that 95% of the population has relatively short lives in mud floored huts and shovel shit for a living.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (7tMkq)

394 Sadly, woke women are not modular like Mr Potato Head where you can take their best parts and discard the rest at a landfill

"Well you CAN but it did not work out as planned"
--Dr Frankenstein

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (0hOvj)

395 'Stache it to the max!

John Bolton Actually Appears to Think Running for President a Good Idea for Him

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (FVME7)

396 ... Sadly, woke women are not modular like Mr Potato Head where you can take their best parts and discard the rest at a landfill
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 02:33 PM (VTu1l)
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Hmmmmm.

I had never considered it, but I think my skillset might be applicable here. I may have just created a new industry.

Posted by: Doctor of Trans Butchery at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

397 389 You guys just wanna date AOC admit it

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Id smash the big juicy booty if we could separate that from the rest of the braying jackass

Sadly, woke women are not modular like Mr Potato Head where you can take their best parts and discard the rest at a landfill
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 02:33 PM (VTu1l)
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"You can't?"

-- Ed Gein

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

398 More for the last thread but I'm super late -

I was thinking about Wray withholding what is generally agreed upon as an unclassified form.

How many more are unclassified but not allowed to be read?
This is one, but no way they are dying on the hill for one form.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (53oGX)

399 Rocketman thinks the same thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

This reminds me of the meme 'Bring back Orange Man with hot wife' --KJU

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (3byMq)

400 I always like Zero bars. Do they still make those?

Yeah but they are hard to find these days.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:35 PM (0hOvj)

401 "I know Taylor Swift is a woke head case but she really is pretty and maintains it well. "

Not worth it. She seems like a needy sociopath to me. The truly terrible thing is, now my 12 year old daughter and her friends love her and I have to listen to her puddle deep drivel whenever they're around.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2023 02:35 PM (tRd71)

402 Well the biggest problem with feudalism is that 95% of the population has relatively short lives in mud floored huts and shovel shit for a living.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 02:34 PM (7tMkq)
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That's only bad if you're in the 95%.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2023 02:35 PM (DU+/6)

403 I'm 6'5" and weigh around 235.
Posted by: bonhomme

Yeah, 200g for my 5'7" - 170 would really give me some muscles.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2023 02:35 PM (KAi1n)

404 The truly terrible thing is, now my 12 year old daughter and her friends love her and I have to listen to her puddle deep drivel whenever they're around.

What is sad is that she has a really great voice, but because every young person is used to autotune and thinks it sounds OLLLLLD to not have any, they autotune her anyway.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:36 PM (0hOvj)

405 What is sad is that she has a really great voice, but because every young person is used to autotune and thinks it sounds OLLLLLD to not have any, they autotune her anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 01, 2023 02:36 PM (0hOvj)

They must love Patti Page.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

406 "I know Taylor Swift is a woke head case but she really is pretty and maintains it well."

I never found her attractive, she has a very strange look that at certain angles makes her look like an extra on Tales of the Crypt

https://tinyurl.com/mttdbrr4

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 02:37 PM (VTu1l)

407 When I read the Parody account tweet that she plants trees to offset her farts, The Left KILLED satire, you can't tell what's real from fake.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 01, 2023 02:38 PM (dKiJG)

408 GE's new washing machine is guaranteed to get anal leakage stains out.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 02:30 PM (to8pj)
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Ring around the colon!

Ring around the colon!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2023 02:38 PM (Dzf2t)

409 US-made Javelin missile finds its way into Mexican cartel member's possession

https://tinyurl.com/mvkz9284

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 02:39 PM (geLO8)

410 Let me clarify: A bun is fine when serving as a base for a ponytail. It’s when the hair stops at the bun that I find the bun unattractive.
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The point of a bun is to shake your hair out of the bun.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 01, 2023 02:39 PM (aBJcM)

411 When I read the Parody account tweet that she plants trees to offset her farts, The Left KILLED satire, you can't tell what's real from fake.

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Babylon Bee had a list almost a mile long of headlines they produced that turned out to be real later on.

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 01, 2023 02:39 PM (VTu1l)

412 I think Taylor looks much better since she started wearing her hair long and straight instead of kinky.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (+ze3w)

413 What is sad is that she has a really great voice, but because every young person is used to autotune and thinks it sounds OLLLLLD to not have any, they autotune her anyway.

Which raises a question. If you feed autotune a Janis Joplin recording, will it compensate or just burst into flame?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (Bd6X8)

414 412 I think Taylor looks much better since she started wearing her hair long and straight instead of kinky.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (+ze3w)

A bit too stickish for my tastes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

415 Cutting edge ideas in government philosophy- Bring Back the Despotate of Epirus!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (7tMkq)

416 Which raises a question. If you feed autotune a Janis Joplin recording, will it compensate or just burst into flame?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (Bd6X

Would sound like a deep kazoo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

417 415 Cutting edge ideas in government philosophy- Bring Back the Despotate of Epirus!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (7tMkq)

Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

418 @JackHeathRadio: “I think it's so petty. I think it's so juvenile….and honestly, I think that his conduct, which he's been doing for years now, I think that's one of the reasons he's not in the White House now.“

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Yes. Yes, that's the reason he's not in the White House. He won 2020 in a landslide, but yeah, Trump said pussy or whatever.

What's the plan for the five cities that shut down simultaneously across time zones, Ron?

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at June 01, 2023 02:41 PM (k1L5r)

419 "Over 10,000 Javelins from Pentagon stockpiles have been sent to Ukraine since last February, to the point where the US military has begun to run out of the missiles itself."

Great we can buy them again off the black market.

Profit ! Don't forget 10% for the big guy in diapers.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at June 01, 2023 02:42 PM (tA1/w)

420 NASA UFO Panel in First Public Meeting: Better Data Needed

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Well, geez! I hope they don't find any! Biden'll be putting them up in hotel rooms and giving them unemployment checks!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:42 PM (FVME7)

421 414 412 I think Taylor looks much better since she started wearing her hair long and straight instead of kinky.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (+ze3w)

A bit too stickish for my tastes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s
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"No juicy booty!"

-- AOC

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

422 The truly terrible thing is, now my 12 year old daughter and her friends love her and I have to listen to her puddle deep drivel whenever they're around.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 01, 2023 02:35 PM (tRd71)
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Parental torture by tween/teen music. I don't miss the musical aspect of those days. Godspeed.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 02:42 PM (2bFN5)

423 418 Yes. Yes, that's the reason he's not in the White House. He won 2020 in a landslide, but yeah, Trump said pussy or whatever.

What's the plan for the five cities that shut down simultaneously across time zones, Ron?
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at June 01, 2023 02:41 PM (k1L5r)

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The only presidential candidate taking voter fraud seriously is Joe Biden, which is why Joe Biden will win in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

424 415 Well, under Joe Biden, we do live in a Despotatoate…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 02:43 PM (+ze3w)

425 What's the plan for the five cities that shut down simultaneously across time zones, Ron?
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at June 01, 2023 02:41 PM (k1L5r)

That's why it is hard for me to get worked up about our internecine shiv fest over Trump v Desantis.

It is like the pandemonium scene in Airplane! Just waiting for Kitten Natividad's boobs to show up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

426 "Over 10,000 Javelins from Pentagon stockpiles have been sent to Ukraine since last February, to the point where the US military has begun to run out of the missiles itself."

Great we can buy them again off the black market.

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Big Z is selling AT-4's on the black market and the Sinaloa cartel has been buyinh them up. Thanks CIA.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (OgrpQ)

427 Nood Fox

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (53oGX)

428 425
It is like the pandemonium scene in Airplane! Just waiting for Kitten Natividad's boobs to show up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

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Them's some quality boobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

429 The only presidential candidate taking voter fraud seriously is Joe Biden, which is why Joe Biden will win in 2024.

Posted by TJM

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This might be one of the best posts I've ever seen here.

Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (k1L5r)

430 For those using Windows 11 - check your widgets ( ) Microsoft added a Pride Flag for you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (N39Ws)

431 I'm watching my favorite King of the Hill episode, To Sirloin to Love . Bobby is on the Meat Inspection team. When Bobby was asked to join he asked Hank what that team was. Hank said it was like the Debate team only not useless .

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (MNhXM)

432 "Over 10,000 Javelins from Pentagon stockpiles have been sent to Ukraine since last February, to the point where the US military has begun to run out of the missiles itself."

Great we can buy them again off the black market.

Profit ! Don't forget 10% for the big guy in diapers.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at June 01, 2023 02:42 PM (tA1/w)
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Well lets see...
200 will not work. ( average standard failure rate)
2000 for training
3000 for fuckups and misses
Leaves ya 5600 to kill enemy vehicles, helos and bunkers.
Yeah, better double the order.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (e4fEA)

433 This might be one of the best posts I've ever seen here.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (k1L5r)

Don't tell him that! He'll do it more!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

434 Should Biden suddenly die would the markets rally or sell off?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (Hudry)

435 Amazon Employees Walking Out Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work

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Wait. Just how, exactly, are they walking out of working at home?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (FVME7)

436 "Over 10,000 Javelins from Pentagon stockpiles have been sent to Ukraine since last February, to the point where the US military has begun to run out of the missiles itself."

Great we can buy them again off the black market.

Javelins have been spotted in Mexico in the hands of the cartels. Don't know if those fell off the back of the truck on the way to Ukraine, or if these were provided by the Deep State as its own transaction.

Im sure the FBI is figuring out a way to get these into the hands of "white adjacent supremacists" who have a grudge against tanker trucks and chemical rail cars.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (YXHzG)

437 129 No doubt they are not prescription, merely to attempt to look intelligent, but greatly failing.

Perhaps she should practice saying "molecules".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 01:43 PM (eOEVl)
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How about nucular?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Enjoy life, this is not a dress rehearsal at June 01, 2023 02:46 PM (qfLjt)

438 433 This might be one of the best posts I've ever seen here.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at June 01, 2023 02:44 PM (k1L5r)

Don't tell him that! He'll do it more!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)

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I would never meme!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

439 Screw you lying Peacock Fake News Channel

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 01, 2023 06:31 PM (wGqjj)

440 I just followed the account.
The Streisand Effect is real.

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