Daily Tech News 31 May 2023

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The current AI boom is the crypto boom of recent memory, except without even the benefits of libertarian wish-fulfilment. The "AI bros" are just idiots:

1. Ever wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?

Got @Adobe Firefly to help fill out the background for me with the power of AI

Here's what the backgrounds of the most famous paintings in the world look like with AI: pic.twitter.com/2nkqESLrE9
— Kody Young / 💬 Your AI Interpreter (@heykody) May 26, 2023

No, Kody, I've never wondered what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like, because there is no rest of the Mona Lisa.

His thread has accrued 6000 quote tweets so far, none of them kind.

Tech News

Corsair has announced new DDR5 memory modules running at 8GHz. (AnandTech)
SK Hynix has announced new HBM3E memory modules running at 8GHz. (AnandTech)

The difference is that DDR5 uses (typically) eight chips to populate a 64-bit memory bus, while HBM uses one chip to populate a 1024-bit memory bus. Which makes it just a tiny bit faster.
ASRock has announced a 55" 8k monitor. (Tom's Hardware)

I've been looking at getting a 65" 8k TV to act as, well, a TV, but also as a computer monitor - though I just checked current prices and they're a complete joke. No, wait, there's one LG model that isn't insanely expensive. Anyway, to serve as a dashboard for everything I do that's legible from across the room and still looks sharp when viewed close-up.

An actual 8k monitor would be preferable, but the very few models available so far are aimed at professional use and cost a fortune.

We'll see how this one fares. With that 55" screen it clearly reuses a panel designed for TVs and should bring costs way down.
Crucial's new T700 is the fasted consumer SSD available. (Hot Hardware)

Though if you try to run it without a heatsink it might slow down a little bit. Where a "little bit" in this case can exceed 99%.

Disclaimer: At least if it causes trouble you can always dispose of it in a vat of molten iron.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 04:00 AM (xhxe8)

2 hey

Posted by: Ciampino - felines, cats, kitties at May 31, 2023 04:00 AM (qfLjt)

3 G'day all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 31, 2023 04:01 AM (BLOW1)

4 Roomy in here.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 31, 2023 04:02 AM (lZVy/)

5 Painting by: Bot Ross

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 31, 2023 04:04 AM (lZVy/)

6 Disclaimer: At least if it causes trouble you can always dispose of it in a vat of molten iron.

Because we always have vats of molten iron just laying about.
/s

Posted by: Ciampino - cats, kitties & other felines at May 31, 2023 04:04 AM (qfLjt)

7 Evening and morning to everyone this (soggy) morning! Well, if you're lucky it isn't soggy where you are. Pixy is late into his autumn there -- three more weeks to winter.

Ace's Quick Hits thread yesterday quotes some lamebrain as having been in a "conservative McDonald's" in OK City. How exactly does one ID a "conservative" McDonald's? The buns are dyed red, or there's a US flag on every wall?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2023 04:05 AM (omVj0)

8 How exactly does one ID a "conservative" McDonald's? The buns are dyed red, or there's a US flag on every wall?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

None of the burgers identify as hot-dogs.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 31, 2023 04:07 AM (lZVy/)

9 You can find Spam on aisle 8, mam.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 31, 2023 04:08 AM (lZVy/)

10 Ace's Quick Hits thread yesterday quotes some lamebrain as having been in a "conservative McDonald's" in OK City. How exactly does one ID a "conservative" McDonald's? The buns are dyed red, or there's a US flag on every wall?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2023 04:05 AM (omVj0)

Everyone has a mullet and no one says 'AI' every five seconds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2023 04:10 AM (/xaUq)

11 Good morning morons

Surprise of surprises the man who stabbed a bakery lady in Chinatown in an unprovoked attack Monday was paroled 10 days ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 04:10 AM (RIvkX)

12 Job I was at yesterday and going today has no phone reception
There is a phone tower very close but even if the right one might be under it si doesn't work.

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 04:10 AM (xhxe8)

13 From the previous thread (ONT) this gaseous thought:
217 Fart in an elevator just before you leave.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2023 11:47 PM (U2p+3)

----
A crowded elevator must smell different to a midget (old time joke).

Posted by: Ciampino -- cats, kitties & other felines at May 31, 2023 04:14 AM (qfLjt)

14 I posted a comment in the ONT post, and, naturally, killed the bleeping thread. I was just wanting to know if anyone had seen one of our regular commenters here recently. He was our resident headbanger. Think he posted under "Viking Berserker - Dragonshead Division."

Anyone seen him lately, or know what's up with him?

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 31, 2023 04:15 AM (VDbGO)

15 14
When I asked one or two days ago, I was informed that he was on the blog Friday.

Posted by: Ciampino --- cats, kitties & other felines at May 31, 2023 04:20 AM (qfLjt)

16 A bit of a blegg...

Recommendations for bluetooth keyboards? Needs to work at at least ~3m.

Been over Amazon, but the Chinese models (*cough* Arteck) seem to suffer
connection reliability issues.

Posted by: 6eyes at May 31, 2023 04:21 AM (9ufEO)

17 Ciampino,

Thank you.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 31, 2023 04:22 AM (VDbGO)

18
Funny, I always pictured the Mona Lisa[ as having sat in front of a realistically painted fire screen, while her true background outside of that was the Dogs Playing Poker tour de artistic force.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 04:23 AM (pNxlR)

19 > 7 Ace's Quick Hits thread yesterday quotes some lamebrain as having been
> in a "conservative McDonald's" in OK City. [...]
> Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2023 04:05
> AM (omVj0)

Were they named "Che Che" by any chance?

Posted by: 6eyes at May 31, 2023 04:23 AM (9ufEO)

20 Recommendations for bluetooth keyboards? Needs to work at at least ~3m.

I had a Dell model to go with my old Dell desktop. Nice keyboard, but the range was more like 0.3m.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 31, 2023 04:23 AM (BLOW1)

21 Were they named "Che Che" by any chance?
Posted by: 6eyes at May 31, 2023 04:23 AM (9ufEO)

Che Che Rodriguez?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2023 04:25 AM (/xaUq)

22 > Che Che Rodriguez?
> Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2023 04:25 AM (/xaUq)

No, the one with the daughter "who I've never seen a look more
distressed..." of Daily KOS fame.

Posted by: 6eyes at May 31, 2023 04:30 AM (9ufEO)

23 Berserker is around I am sure, last past sure of was 2 weeks ago though

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 04:32 AM (xhxe8)

24 How old are the KOS Kids now? And do any of them have non-government jobs?

Posted by: Wally at May 31, 2023 04:34 AM (BkmP+)

25
A "conservative McDonalds" chief identifying characteristic is that it is staffed by people who can competently make change and count it out for you as they present you with it.

Such places are now completely imaginary, of course.

Now, the presence in one of the booths of two nattily dressed ~~men~~ glowies who wear their Ray Bans indoors is a tell that the Feebies suspect they are in a "conservative McDonalds", particularly if it is located near a Catholic church.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 04:35 AM (pNxlR)

26 > 20 I had a Dell model to go with my old Dell desktop. Nice keyboard, but
> the range was more like 0.3m.
> Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 31, 2023 04:23 AM (BLOW1)

Got a large monitor HMDIed to my laptop. Bluetooth mouse works fine at
range, but want to pair with a keyboard so I can be a totally lazy pig on
the couch.

Posted by: 6eyes at May 31, 2023 04:36 AM (9ufEO)

27 Disclaimer: At least if it causes trouble you can always dispose of it in a vat of molten iron

Chuck it far, rescue the tropical virgins, and run to the airplane, and varmoose…

Posted by: Adriane the Inspired Movie Critic . . . at May 31, 2023 04:37 AM (jonTH)

28 David French says a True Conservative McDonalds would have Drag Queen Happy Meals.
And would be totally vegan.

Posted by: Wally at May 31, 2023 04:40 AM (BkmP+)

29 I think people who post their "AI art" might be my new most hated group of people on social media. You didn't create anything, you have no creativity, and you have no talent, go back to making my latte.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2023 04:40 AM (VPBhx)

30 S.F. has a new tourist ad. Saw it on the Chron. Getting skewered even there. As they were saying, doesn't show any street turds, needles, or homeless.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 04:41 AM (KAi1n)

31 There used to be a liberal McDonald's in the Haight Ashbury but it got so overrun they tore it down and put a homeless camp in it's place.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 04:42 AM (RIvkX)

32 Not to mention that picture makes little sense, as it doesn't seem to take scale into the equation. This makes it look like the woman is enormous and is emerging from a butte to reign terror down on middle earth.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2023 04:43 AM (VPBhx)

33 Going in there was like getting a cheeseburger in Thunderdome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 04:44 AM (RIvkX)

34 BTW, so much global warming, i have the heat on. Shoulda worn socks to bed. Too late now. Hopefully go back to sleep soon.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 04:44 AM (KAi1n)

35 When I was a wee bairn circuit designer microprocessors were moving from 8 MHz to 16 MHzzz, and it was MOAR than enough. What level of Ms. Pac-Man must be supported to require 8 GHz? Do you call said level climate modeling, perhaps? Maybe the good olde daze were good enough.

Posted by: Marooned at May 31, 2023 04:45 AM (kt8QE)

36 I remember that McD's. But i remember Nightbreak and the I-Beam.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 04:46 AM (KAi1n)

37 McD's was on Haight/Stanyan.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 04:47 AM (KAi1n)

38 I remember hanging at Club DeLuxe and Murio's Trophy Room like 30 years ago when Haight was still sleazy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 04:49 AM (RIvkX)

39 | 29 I think people who post their "AI art"
| might be my new most hated group of
| people on social media. You didn't create
| anything, you have no creativity, and you
| have no talent, go back to making my latte.
|
| Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2023 04:40 AM (VPBhx)

Brave New World: AI designing sex toys, perhaps?

Posted by: Marooned at May 31, 2023 04:50 AM (kt8QE)

40 Then we'd go back to a friend's sh*tty flat on Lincoln and do "hot knives."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 04:50 AM (RIvkX)

41 @Skip,

Thank you, Sir.

Goodnight, all.

Posted by: Sam Adams at May 31, 2023 04:52 AM (VDbGO)

42
Holy.
Crap.

From the AI "let's finish famous pieces of art for the artist" twitter thread. I don't know whether this is real or a joke. I think it's real.

Post:
"This thread is awesome."

Response:
"I mean it fundamentally misunderstands art and is operating using stolen data and is run on the backs of black and brown labor in the global south so no it fucking isn’t."

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 04:56 AM (5/7b/)

43 .
| 37 McD's was on Haight/Stanyan.
|
| Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 04:47 AM (KAi1n)

I used to eat at Micky Deez in my college daiz. Then 2012 happened at the one I frequented. Now I call the chain, "Stomperz." It cured my appetite.

https://bit.ly/St0mpers

Posted by: Marooned at May 31, 2023 04:56 AM (kt8QE)

44 I think i remember what building Roommate Referral Service was in. That was fun.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 04:56 AM (KAi1n)

45 Last week I had a double cheeseburger in Redding and a Big Mac in Roseburg.

The Big Mac was gloppy and gross.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:01 AM (RIvkX)

46 Roommate Referral Service was on Castro

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:02 AM (RIvkX)

47 Of course I have not wondered what the rest of Mona Lisa looks like. Except her tits. Can AI show me her tits? C'mon Skynet Jr., give us the jubblies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 31, 2023 05:04 AM (KFhLj)

48 Finally A.I. is useful

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:05 AM (RIvkX)

49 Cool out again, no clouds and no chance of rain

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 05:05 AM (xhxe8)

50 CDC Conference Described as ‘Superspreader Event’ After At Least 181 Attendees Test Positive For COVID-19
===
LOLGF.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:09 AM (RIvkX)

51
Hurricane season begins tomorrow so expect gloom and doom from forecasters in the next 24 hours. "Worst ever" and "Climate Change" should figure prominently in the first sentence.

'Weather porn' is what I call it. Of no redeeming societal value but entertaining.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 05:11 AM (enJYY)

52 Each happy meals comes with a Mitt Romney action figure!

Posted by: Severely Conservative McDonalds at May 31, 2023 05:11 AM (KFhLj)

53 Roommate Referral Service was on Castro
Posted by: San Franpsycho

There was one in the upper Haight, at Cole i think. I put on socks and Prettygirl just climbed onto me.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 05:12 AM (KAi1n)

54 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 31, 2023 05:13 AM (ju2Fy)

55 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 05:14 AM (BRHaw)

56 There was one in the upper Haight, at Cole i think. I put on socks and Prettygirl just climbed onto me.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 31, 2023 05:12 AM (KAi1n)
===
Yes! Give her some scritches for me

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:14 AM (RIvkX)

57 50 CDC Conference Described as ‘Superspreader Event’ After At Least 181 Attendees Test Positive For COVID-19
===
LOLGF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:09 AM (RIvkX)

99.4% VAXXED

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 05:15 AM (BRHaw)

58 Ace's Quick Hits thread yesterday quotes some lamebrain as having been in a "conservative McDonald's" in OK City. How exactly does one ID a "conservative" McDonald's? The buns are dyed red, or there's a US flag on every wall?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The customers aren't throwing the cash register at the employees.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:20 AM (2eroL)

59 Ever wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?

Everything is already off the rails and we haven't even got galleries full of cats with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:21 AM (2eroL)

60 CDC Conference Described as ‘Superspreader Event’ After At Least 181 Attendees Test Positive For COVID-19
===

Were any of them sick?

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 05:23 AM (5/7b/)

61 My first job was making breakfast at McDonalds for 3.85$/hr.
I am thinking of buying a wood stove off eBay just to have one before they ban them.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 31, 2023 05:24 AM (Eeb9P)

62 I'll see your "rest of the Mona Lisa" and raise you a diverse presidential series:

https://tinyurl.com/2d9tausn

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 31, 2023 05:24 AM (Dzf2t)

63 I think people who post their "AI art" might be my new most hated group of people on social media. You didn't create anything, you have no creativity, and you have no talent, go back to making my latte. Posted by: Rbastid

I think there's a very interesting question buried in this comment. Eventually AI is going to get so good that it can produce works that can be considered masterpieces in some way or another. The question I am thinking about is what happens to art in the age of ubiquity of masterpieces?

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:25 AM (2eroL)

64 Were any of them sick?
Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 05:23 AM (5/7b/)
===
Well, they work for the CDC, so ...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:27 AM (RIvkX)

65 62 I'll see your "rest of the Mona Lisa" and raise you a diverse presidential series:

https://tinyurl.com/2d9tausn

(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 31, 2023 05:24 AM (Dzf2t)

Black Ben F looks like a younger Whoopie

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 05:28 AM (BRHaw)

66 The Egg McMuffin is a classic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:28 AM (RIvkX)

67 CDC Conference Described as ‘Superspreader Event’ After At Least 181 Attendees Test Positive For COVID-19
===
LOLGF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:09 AM (RIvkX)

99.4% VAXXED
Posted by: rhennigantx

We would have all died instantly if we did not have the VAX.

...CDC (cough)...

Posted by: Bruce at May 31, 2023 05:29 AM (vd8XM)

68 Anyone else old enough to remember when the WHO wouldn't state that COVID was airborne and eventually did after changing the definition of airborne to "big-ass water droplets that fly through the air similarly to how a rock is also an airborne structure of the earth"?

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 05:29 AM (5/7b/)

69 The question I am thinking about is what happens to art in the age of ubiquity of masterpieces?

--

Same thing that always has. The gatekeepers, both professional and amateur, will insist that what YOU created is not art.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 05:31 AM (5/7b/)

70
In the movie 'Burnt' with Bradley Cooper he makes an interesting defense of the Big Mac and sandwiches of that ilk, comparing them to peasant food of hundreds of years prior.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 05:31 AM (enJYY)

Posted by: Marooned at May 31, 2023 05:31 AM (kt8QE)

72 68 Anyone else old enough to remember when the WHO wouldn't state that COVID was airborne and eventually did after changing the definition of airborne to "big-ass water droplets that fly through the air similarly to how a rock is also an airborne structure of the earth"?
Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 05:29 AM (5/7b/)

They knew is was SARS related in Jan 2020. Severe acute respiratory syndrome. What part of respiratory did they not understand. It is why they tubed people to stop spread in hospitals and killed 97% of those patients.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 05:33 AM (BRHaw)

73 Negro AI. What'll they think of next?
Posted by: Marooned at May 31, 2023 05:31 AM (kt8QE)

Computer Blackface

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 05:34 AM (BRHaw)

74 I didn't blow up the kitchen making my first batch of pancakes in decades. They were even edible. More miraculously they were tasty. With this out of the way, I am now going all in by adding blueberries the next time I make pancakes.

In other news, I wrapped up getting a one page short slice of life essay and two brand new poems ready to read tomorrow and again on Friday. The poems are what I call patio poems where I go out in the middle of the night when I want to talk to somebody and there's nobody to talk too. There I watch the sky pass me by and with a pad and pen I write poems.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:36 AM (2eroL)

75 Negro AI. What'll they think of next?
Posted by: Marooned

And no blackface love for Johnson, Carter, Clinton, Obama?

Posted by: Bruce at May 31, 2023 05:37 AM (vd8XM)

76 Pro tip: always discard the first pancake

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:38 AM (RIvkX)

77 Pro tip: always discard the first pancake
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Why would I do that? I could see it if I had a dog.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:39 AM (2eroL)

78 They knew is was SARS related in Jan 2020. Severe acute respiratory syndrome.

One of our finest name products.

Posted by: Department of Redundant Naming Department at May 31, 2023 05:39 AM (4I/2K)

79 The first pancake prepares the pan for properly cooking. You didn't notice the first pancake was not as good as the rest?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:41 AM (RIvkX)

80 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 05:41 AM (T4tVD)

81 The first pancake prepares the pan for properly cooking. You didn't notice the first pancake was not as good as the rest?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I only made two. It isn't like I had a big sample to work with. And to be honest I was more worried about not burning them. I will pay closer attention next time. I will report back with pictures, diagrams and charts.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:42 AM (2eroL)

82 I'm here to make your life better. And to bust Skip's chops when he has blueberry bagel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:42 AM (RIvkX)

83 The first pancake is by definition the second pancake you make

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 05:43 AM (9UlRk)

84 The Zeroeth pancake is the one you nibble on unadorned like a floppy breakfast cookie while you cook the rest of the batch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 05:44 AM (9UlRk)

85 Different parking spot, see if it helps reception

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 05:45 AM (I6nwI)

86 Don't listen to me. I have not actually made a pancake in 30 years. I just supervise.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:45 AM (RIvkX)

87
I have a four position pancake flipper, which I rub olive oil into before bringing up the temperature. Perfect pancakes every time, including blueberry. But consistent time and temperature is critical.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 05:46 AM (enJYY)

88 I have a four position pancake flipper, which I rub ...
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 05:46 AM (enJYY)
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Go on.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:47 AM (RIvkX)

89 The "AI bros" & gals are just idiots. How right you are.

Posted by: just saying at May 31, 2023 05:48 AM (hGlnS)

90
I think people who post their "AI art" might be my new most hated group of people on social media. You didn't create anything, you have no creativity, and you have no talent, go back to making my latte.
Posted by: Rbastid

Whew!
* wipes brow *

-- people who post pictures of food that they eat

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 05:48 AM (pNxlR)

91 I have a four position pancake flipper, which I rub olive oil into before bringing up the temperature. Perfect pancakes every time, including blueberry. But consistent time and temperature is critical. Posted by: Divide by Zero

Are you telling me there's a karma sutra for pancake making?
Damn.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:48 AM (2eroL)

92 " diverse presidential series"

Is this AI or did someone waste a lot of time actually painting this shit?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2023 05:49 AM (vg8N1)

93 The hot-girl-next-door weather lady is on my local CBS outlet this morning, instead of the flit-looking guy whose tie always peeps out below his suit coat. When he wears a pink tie it's especially disturbing. You'd think, with the money these TV people make, they could dress a little better.

We have 93% humidity right now, but low chance of rain today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2023 05:50 AM (omVj0)

94 I have a four position pancake flipper, which I rub olive oil into before bringing up the temperature. Perfect pancakes every time, including blueberry. But consistent time and temperature is critical. Posted by: Divide by Zero

TMI

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2023 05:50 AM (4I/2K)

95 There are more than four positions. But you have to go to the children's section of the library, in the PRIDE area, to find the book.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2023 05:50 AM (vg8N1)

96 " diverse presidential series"

Is this AI or did someone waste a lot of time actually painting this shit?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

With a grant from the National Fine Arts Council viewers like you!

Posted by: Bruce at May 31, 2023 05:51 AM (vd8XM)

97 Is it possible to have a negative ordinal?

Negative oneth? Negative first?

Wait... all this time.... is that how Sponge has been doing it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 05:51 AM (9UlRk)

98 four position pancake flipper
===

Holy moly, I had no idea these existed and now I know what to get Mrs. F for her birthday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:51 AM (RIvkX)

99 people who post pictures of food that they eat
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

People who post pictures of food that they eat are psychopaths that will stab you in the neck if you don't validate them every 14 seconds.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:51 AM (2eroL)

100 Whew!
* wipes brow *

-- people who post pictures of food that they eat
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023

***
Miss Linda sometimes takes pics of our meals when we're out. She doesn't post them anywhere, just keeps them on her phone, thank goodness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2023 05:51 AM (omVj0)

101 The Killer Kittens From Outer Space are doing well. Stirling couldn't be bothered to milk-tread me this morning. Dagny is galloping around and being friendlier to me -- I suspect she might be going into heat again. Do in-heat female cats always yowl, or is it possible that, absent an intact male cat, they could be quiet? I've rarely had un-altered cats, so I dunno.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2023 05:53 AM (omVj0)

102 So is Miss Pancake Flipper prettier than me?

Posted by: Pickle Slicer at May 31, 2023 05:53 AM (4I/2K)

103
The question I am thinking about is what happens to art in the age of ubiquity of masterpieces?
Posted by: Lost In Space

At long last, the recognition that I deserve!

-- Hunter "Joe's Other Smartest Son" Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 05:54 AM (pNxlR)

104 "We have made a sophisticated engine for analyzing the world around it and independently creating convincing portraits of things that don't exist based on what does exist...."

"LOL let's make all the presidents black"

AI doesn't suck. You're just seeing the suck of Real I through it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 05:55 AM (9UlRk)

105
Holy moly, I had no idea these existed and now I know what to get Mrs. F for her birthday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:51 AM

I bought the one I use about 30 years ago at Kmart for like $9.99 on sale. I thought at least if it sucks it wasn't a big waste of money. It doesn't suck, but time and temp is touchy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 05:55 AM (enJYY)

106
Ever wonder what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like?[/i

Now do a Rothko ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 05:56 AM (pNxlR)

107 I guess AI can't paint legs and feet either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 05:57 AM (9UlRk)

108 My friends back east always send me pictures of food they know I miss: pizza, cheesesteaks, deli

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:57 AM (RIvkX)

109 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2023 06:00 AM (u82oZ)

110
There are more than four positions.

So sayeth the Pancake Sutra

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:00 AM (pNxlR)

111 "A grateful heart" . A woman from Canada reflects on a passage from Philippians and expresses gratitude for people who influenced her spiritual journey;

https://tinyurl.com/5xf8anep

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2023 06:00 AM (BAIB1)

112 San Franpsycho & Divide by Zero

Now I'm hungry for pancakes. Bad carbs and all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2023 06:02 AM (u82oZ)

113 Where's Fen with her dad joke? My daughter loves those.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 31, 2023 06:02 AM (LrYuZ)

114 I've been looking at pancake devices. Amazon has a self-contained unit that makes two pancakes at a time and cost $200. Then there was one I was afraid to look up the price but it's a fully automated machine or you pour the batter and on one end and after a few conveyor belt moves you get finish pancakes out on the other end. And then finally there was a griddle and a spatula that would be suitable for making pancakes for the bears before they kill you.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 06:02 AM (2eroL)

115
"LOL let's make all the presidents black"

How about painting all of them with open monkeypox sores because tomorrow is the first day of Monkeypox Pride Month?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:03 AM (pNxlR)

116 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Pancake Sutra. Does it involve large women and sumo wrestlers?

I prefer the NASA Sutra. Zero-G vacations should be a thing by now. Musk will get right on that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2023 06:04 AM (u82oZ)

117 Cinnamon bagel

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 06:04 AM (I6nwI)

118 74 year old man saves woman from hotel fire. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/2p96tcnd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2023 06:04 AM (BAIB1)

119 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

I'll sub for her.

Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

They kept going Bach, Bach, Bach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2023 06:05 AM (u82oZ)

120 It is funny to think that the prompt was "paint the rest of the background of the Mona Lisa" ... and the engine parsed it out as exactly that. Would the prompt "paint the rest of the Mona Lisa" have generated legs and feet? Or the bottom half of a horse? Or nothing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:06 AM (9UlRk)

121 Cinnamon bagel
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 06:04 AM (I6nwI)
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Toasted with cream cheese I hope.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 06:06 AM (RIvkX)

122 Blueberry buttermilk scone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 06:07 AM (RIvkX)

123
I'll see your "rest of the Mona Lisa"
| and raise you a diverse presidential series:

At least half of them look like the "purposefully darkened" OJ Simpson TIME magazine cover, especially Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:08 AM (pNxlR)

124 Warai-otoko

I foresee a lot of AI abuse in our future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2023 06:08 AM (u82oZ)

125 Did they actuality make Obama into a black guy too?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:09 AM (9UlRk)

126 They kept going Bach, Bach, Bach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)

I appreciate that, Salty. That'll do.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 31, 2023 06:09 AM (LrYuZ)

127 Thanks for subbing for me, Salty. I fell back to sleep and FenSpouse didn't wake me up:. It was a good joke. Here's another one:

This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks confused and says, “You have a drink called Irving?”

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2023 06:11 AM (BAIB1)

128
What is the sound the Roadrunner makes on a bullet train's tracks?

"Meep-POW!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:11 AM (pNxlR)

129 “You have a drink called Irving?”

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Thanks, Fen. Now I have a twin spin for daughter.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 31, 2023 06:12 AM (LrYuZ)

130
Did they actuality make Obama into a black guy too?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

They tried and tried to have the AI paint Big Mike as a woman, but it stubbornly insisted on including the bulge in the crotch every time

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:14 AM (pNxlR)

131
Next up: paintings of the U S Presidents as drag queens!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:15 AM (pNxlR)

132 Next up: paintings of the U S Presidents as drag queens!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:15 AM (pNxlR)

Gaybraham Lincoln

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:17 AM (9UlRk)

133 They tried and tried to have the AI paint Big Mike as a woman, but it stubbornly insisted on including the bulge in the crotch every time Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

Or as they say in the fashion industry , the tusk for the tuck or the rocket for the pocket.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 06:17 AM (2eroL)

134 Benjamin Spanklin wasn't actually president, but gets an honorable mention.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:19 AM (9UlRk)

135 74 I didn't blow up the kitchen making my first batch of pancakes in decades. They were even edible. More miraculously they were tasty. With this out of the way, I am now going all in by adding blueberries the next time I make pancakes.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:36 AM (2eroL)
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Or if you are an ancient Greek, and thus blue-colorblind, then you may end up adding cherries?

Posted by: Ciampino - "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy at May 31, 2023 06:19 AM (qfLjt)

136
I think "Kody Young / Your AI Interpreter" is in fact AI itself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:19 AM (pNxlR)

137 Millard Fillmore-Butz

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:20 AM (9UlRk)

138 I had a lovely day at a nature area with FenSpouse and son. We saw bluebirds and lovely flowers and butterflies. When I returned there were pictures highly conservative women wearing underwear on the old ASHQ site and some poster had posted a link of "Rate my boobs" by other highly conservative women showing off and ASHQ posters ranking them. I think we should have "Rate my" be a regular feature on ASHQ:

Rate my nose

Rate my toes

Etc. We can probably cover a entire body in not too much time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2023 06:20 AM (IhSrr)

139 U.S. Senators as drag queens has already been done.

In private.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2023 06:20 AM (vg8N1)

140 Theodore Hose-a-felt

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:21 AM (9UlRk)

141 91 I have a four position pancake flipper, which I rub olive oil into before bringing up the temperature. Perfect pancakes every time, including blueberry. But consistent time and temperature is critical. Posted by: Divide by Zero

Are you telling me there's a karma sutra for pancake making?
Damn.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 05:48 AM (2eroL)
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Well do you number the four spaces 1,2,3,4 or 0,1,2,3 eh!

Posted by: Ciampino - Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups at May 31, 2023 06:24 AM (qfLjt)

142 Rate my nose

Rate my toes

Etc. We can probably cover a entire body in not too much time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2023 06:20 AM (IhSrr)

Rate my puns

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:25 AM (9UlRk)

143 Mornin'

Up in West Penn for a bit of R&R. Golf courses up here are busy, which is great to see. Hard to get tee times though.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsytucky at May 31, 2023 06:27 AM (LUyqH)

144 Hard to toast on road so it's plain as it comes, that's why flavored is best

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2023 06:27 AM (I6nwI)

145 What has six legs and a bra ?

Peter, Paul and Mary.

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 06:27 AM (T4tVD)

146 102 So is Miss Pancake Flipper prettier than me?

Posted by: Pickle Slicer at May 31, 2023 05:53 AM (4I/2K)
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Well, I haven't stuck it in the pancake flipper yet .....

Posted by: Ciampino -- Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups at May 31, 2023 06:28 AM (qfLjt)

147 re: discard the first pancake

That's interesting because my first batch is always the absolute best. Clean pan, new butter, no burnt residue, etc. I've been cooking long enough - and especially pancakes for the kids long enough - that I know how long to leave the pan on before putting them in and how long to cook each batch.

The others are fine, but the first batch is prized.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 06:30 AM (5/7b/)

148 What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

....

"Father Bill really doesn't "get" Nativity scenes, does he?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:30 AM (9UlRk)

149 @AOC
FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility.

It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread.

I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

ha
rule of holes

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 06:31 AM (BRHaw)

150 The others are fine, but the first batch is prized.
Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 06:30 AM (5/7b/)
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*points at the witch!*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 06:33 AM (RIvkX)

151 Have a great day, everyone.

May you enjoy the laminations of the Left, as we show how to be effective against their dictates.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 31, 2023 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

152 Or if you are an ancient Greek, and thus blue-colorblind, then you may end up adding cherries?
Posted by: Ciampino

That would be the pits.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 31, 2023 06:35 AM (2eroL)

153 "Be careful of what you see"....

Holy crap, she out-parodied her own parody account.

That's gold.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:35 AM (9UlRk)

154 Next up: paintings of the U S Presidents as drag queens!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:15 AM (pNxlR)

Gaybraham Lincoln
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:17 AM (9UlRk)
-

Thomas Dressherson

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 31, 2023 06:37 AM (Dzf2t)

155 Remember, next month is Pride month. Keep everyone safe, get your kids vaccinated against monkeypox today!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2023 06:37 AM (slgIg)

156 So Massie got the debt deal,out of committee? I am shocked to find out he is a deep stater. Something in the water, etc.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2023 06:39 AM (oWBc3)

157 It doesn't matter how terrible AI is. If it can deliver reliable leftwing results, big tech will use it everywhere. "Quality" has not been on their scorecard for some time now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 31, 2023 06:40 AM (p+1gI)

158 Stay out of AOC's hole.

She has bunny-boiler eyes.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2023 06:40 AM (vg8N1)

159 Ciampino's Rescue kitties - LIVE STREAMING!!
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch

Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM.

There's another photo update, at link below.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

Posted by: Ciampino --- Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups at May 31, 2023 06:43 AM (qfLjt)

160 Pride month is here already and I've still got my Gluttony decorations up. How gauche.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:44 AM (9UlRk)

161 I cannot wait until July.

Anger month.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 31, 2023 06:45 AM (vg8N1)

162 Sunrise in BC, Canada:

tinyurl.com/wczrt6j4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2023 06:45 AM (Keyt1)

163 A Chicago man wearing a neon yellow “peacekeepers” vest helped a group of people beat and rob a motorist in Little Village on Friday night, according to a Chicago Police Department report.

Who will peace the peacekeepers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 06:45 AM (BRHaw)

164 You will be kept from peace at all costs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:48 AM (9UlRk)

165 I'm gonna start Shame month. Where every person, of every sexual orientation, has to sit down and feel a little bit of remorse at how cavalier they are about sharing whatever it is they do with their genitals.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:50 AM (9UlRk)

166 Who will peace the peacekeepers?
Posted by: rhennigantx

I've only just heard about these Yellow Vests in Chicago. Are they supposed to be the People's militia or police force? I wonder how much training of any type they get.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 31, 2023 06:52 AM (LrYuZ)

167 Families can have all sorts of comedic arguments and faux pas about who they invite to Shamesgiving dinner.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:53 AM (9UlRk)

168
Monkeypox Pride - Catch It!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2023 06:55 AM (pNxlR)

169 The traditional meal for Shamesgiving shall be crow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:57 AM (9UlRk)

170 YouTube vortex lesson for today: Only insanely hot women surf.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2023 07:00 AM (up/3i)

171 Mayor Brandon Johnson has touted $2.5 million in spending for anti-violence programs. Gov. J.B. Pritzker this month announced $11 million in funding on anti-violence programs that includes a 30-member team of outreach workers.

For their stipends, FLIP participants work eight-hour shifts Tuesday through Saturday. The workers get training in conflict resolution, but their credibility to mediate disputes and know when friction between groups is leading to violence comes from having been involved in street-level violence, said Terrance Henderson, manager of Outreach Operations for CRED.

ojt

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 07:01 AM (BRHaw)

172 mornin yall. It will be nice to see Wray in leg irons today. And maybe thumb cuffs.

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2023 07:02 AM (iayUP)

173 169 The traditional meal for Shamesgiving shall be crow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:57 AM (9UlRk)
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Will a side of boiled okra be available?

Posted by: Ciampino - Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon! at May 31, 2023 07:02 AM (qfLjt)

174 Pride Month aint shit!

Marxist and Socialist on the Second Century of ENVY.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 07:03 AM (BRHaw)

175 171
For their stipends, FLIP participants work eight-hour shifts Tuesday through Saturday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 07:01 AM (BRHaw)
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So Sundays and Mondays are supposedly peaceful? Really? No joke? Ha ha ha.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon! at May 31, 2023 07:06 AM (qfLjt)

176 Last day to register for the NoVaMoMe! Come one, come all!

Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2023 07:07 AM (pTb/Z)

177 156 So Massie got the debt deal,out of committee? I am shocked to find out he is a deep stater. Something in the water, etc.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 31, 2023 06:39 AM (oWBc3)

Culture and social reinforcement. Everyone has to live in their own head. They are surrounded by people constantly telling them what reality is. Few are able to be an immutable island of sanity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 31, 2023 07:14 AM (zZu0s)

178 176 Last day to register for the NoVaMoMe! Come one, come all!
Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2023 07:07 AM (pTb/Z)

That seems unrealistic.

As Steven Wright said, you can't everything. Where would you keep it?

Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2023 07:16 AM (8SAJV)

179
The closest thing to my pancake maker on Amazon:

Happy Sales HSOB-YKP4B, Japanese Obanyaki Pan, 3 Inch Diameter Stuffed Pancake Toaster Nonstick Aluminum Pan $33.99

Four positions, no mention of Kama Sutra

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 07:17 AM (enJYY)

180 Four positions, no mention of Kama Sutra
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 07:17 AM (enJYY)

It's Japanese. The kink is implied.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 07:19 AM (9UlRk)

181 Good morning! Storms last night knocked some of my plants over. More rain today. Good day to start my new book.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 31, 2023 07:20 AM (wagHN)

182 Four positions, no mention of Kama Sutra
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 07:17 AM (enJYY)

Picture worth a thousand words. When you said a four position pancake flipper I was like what sort of drugs do the Pixy thread people use? But now I get it. 4 positions for pancakes. The pan itself only has one. Or two, I guess. Side 1 side 2.

Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2023 07:21 AM (8SAJV)

183 Good morning, Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2023 07:24 AM (8R5Il)

184
Oh, that's a little different, it's for deep dish pancakes where you fill with custard or other stuff. But that's the general idea.

Hmm... custard filled pancakes. Never tried such a thing. Does maple syrup 'pair well' with custard?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 07:24 AM (enJYY)

185 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 31, 2023 07:24 AM (v0mat)

186 Hiya Jewells !

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 07:25 AM (T4tVD)

187 182 Four positions, no mention of Kama Sutra
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 07:17 AM (enJYY)

Picture worth a thousand words. When you said a four position pancake flipper I was like what sort of drugs do the Pixy thread people use? But now I get it. 4 positions for pancakes. The pan itself only has one. Or two, I guess. Side 1 side 2.

Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2023 07:21 AM (8SAJV)
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Are we discussing permutations and combinations?
I guess a bit of Math is allowed on the Tech thread .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon! at May 31, 2023 07:25 AM (qfLjt)

188 Completely overcast out thar....will we get some rain today ?

Tune in next week !

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 07:26 AM (T4tVD)

189 A Chicago man wearing a neon yellow “peacekeepers” vest helped a group of people beat and rob a motorist in Little Village on Friday night, according to a Chicago Police Department report.

Who will peace the peacekeepers?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 06:45 AM (BRHaw)

Ummmm...
Doesn't the term "peacekeeper" inherently mean there is already peace to be kept? How does one keep what does not exist??

Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2023 07:26 AM (8R5Il)

190 More than 300 COVID-19-related articles have been retracted — long after they’d done their damage — due to a lack of scientific truthfulness and ethical guidelines, according to Retraction Watch, a website that monitors retractions of science-related articles.

A total of 330 COVID-related papers have been retracted thus far.

it was one great reset

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 07:26 AM (BRHaw)

191 Rainy again this morning. Garden is approaching overgrown.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at May 31, 2023 07:27 AM (9X60i)

192 188 Completely overcast out thar....will we get some rain today ?

Tune in next week !

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 07:26 AM (T4tVD)

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Not 'Film at 11'?

Posted by: Ciampino - I guess these days it would be 'video at 11' at May 31, 2023 07:29 AM (qfLjt)

193
Since it's the tech thread I guess I could also call it three position for those who start counting 0,1,2,3.

After all, what would be the lowest final four digit number in a phone directory? 0000 or 0001?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 07:29 AM (enJYY)

194 More than 300 COVID-19-related articles have been retracted — long after they’d done their damage — due to a lack of scientific truthfulness and ethical guidelines, according to Retraction Watch, a website that monitors retractions of science-related articles.

A total of 330 COVID-related papers have been retracted thus far.

it was one great reset
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 07:26 AM (BRHaw)

Climate junk articles must be in the thousands

Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2023 07:29 AM (8R5Il)

195 As Steven Wright said, you can't everything. Where would you keep it?

Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2023 07:16 AM

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2023 07:30 AM (6+RMs)

196 >>>No, Kody, I've never wondered what the rest of the Mona Lisa looks like, because there is no rest of the Mona Lisa.

And the logic of this will be lost on so many.

Posted by: m at May 31, 2023 07:31 AM (SpRPx)

197 189
Doesn't the term "peacekeeper" inherently mean there is already peace to be kept? How does one keep what does not exist??

Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2023 07:26 AM (8R5Il)
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Good point. Peacemaker would have been more appropriate.

Posted by: -- I guess these days it would be 'video at 11' at May 31, 2023 07:31 AM (qfLjt)

198 5 Painting by: Bot Ross
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 31, 2023 04:04 AM (lZVy/)

LOL! Good one.

Posted by: m at May 31, 2023 07:32 AM (SpRPx)

199 Tune in next week !

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 07:26 AM (T4tVD)

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Not 'Film at 11'?
Posted by: Ciampino - I guess these days it would be 'video at 11'

Nah; the cameraman ran off with the dish AND the spoon !

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 07:32 AM (T4tVD)

200 10 Ace's Quick Hits thread yesterday quotes some lamebrain as having been in a "conservative McDonald's" in OK City. How exactly does one ID a "conservative" McDonald's? The buns are dyed red, or there's a US flag on every wall?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2023 04:05 AM (omVj0)

Everyone has a mullet and no one says 'AI' every five seconds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 31, 2023 04:10 AM (/xaUq)

Hahahahaha! Seriously, y'all are on a roll.

Posted by: m at May 31, 2023 07:33 AM (SpRPx)

201 a website that monitors the retraction of science-related articles.

In other words, some yahoo with a dell laptop lounging by the pool in Coconut Grove.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at May 31, 2023 07:34 AM (9X60i)

202
It's Japanese. The kink is implied.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 07:19 AM

Talk about kink, they sell one that makes pancakes in the shape and details of a fish. It's the old question of 'too much, or not enough' I guess.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2023 07:34 AM (enJYY)

203

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 31, 2023 07:34 AM (vwCZJ)

204 Hiya JT!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 31, 2023 07:35 AM (wagHN)

205 A crowded elevator must smell different to a midget (old time joke).
Posted by: Ciampino

You're probably a midget if a lady slaps you for saying her hair smells nice.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 31, 2023 07:37 AM (iKBwy)

206 Hiya JT!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2023 07:38 AM (T4tVD)

207 "and that in this matter no one should wrong or take advantage of a brother or sister.The Lord will punish all those who commit such sins, as we told you and warned you before. "

1 Thessalonians 6

Posted by: Marcus T at May 31, 2023 07:39 AM (63An5)

208 I just heard a radio interview with a journalist in Uma, Arizona.

The reason you're not seeing anything from the border is because the U.S. border is being enforced from *inside* the border, and any journalists or anyone else trying to record or take photos is seized and pushed into Mexico.

This is not a joke. Apparently there are notifications that it will happen. They pretend it applies to everyone, but somehow only the Americans with cameras are being transported and dumped into Mexico without passports for re-entry.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 31, 2023 07:42 AM (5/7b/)

209 Would the prompt "paint the rest of the Mona Lisa" have generated legs and feet? Or the bottom half of a horse?

Posted by: Warai-otoko

LOL 😂

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 31, 2023 07:43 AM (iKBwy)

210 Pride month is here already and I've still got my Gluttony decorations up. How gauche.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I keep the Sloth lights up year-round. Because, well...

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 31, 2023 07:47 AM (iKBwy)

211 name field test

Posted by: You had your day for dead soldiers, now here's a month for men who are sexually aroused by feces at May 31, 2023 07:48 AM (5/7b/)

212
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Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2023 07:49 AM (BRHaw)

213 210
Shouldn't pride month be in August? You know the saying, "Pride comes before the Fall" or thereabouts.

Posted by: Ciampino -- I guess these days it would be 'video at 11' at May 31, 2023 07:54 AM (qfLjt)

214 210 Pride month is here already and I've still got my Gluttony decorations up. How gauche.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I keep the Sloth lights up year-round. Because, well...

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 31, 2023 07:47 AM (iKBwy)

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I'm envious, having no decorations.

Posted by: Ciampino --- I guess these days it would be 'video at 11' at May 31, 2023 07:57 AM (qfLjt)

215 211 name field test

Posted by: You had your day for dead soldiers, now here's a month for men who are sexually aroused by feces at May 31, 2023 07:48 AM (5/7b/)
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These are the guys that like to pack their shit and when they go to a gay bar, they ask the stranger if they may push in his stool?

Posted by: Ciampino - Budget: A method for going broke methodically at May 31, 2023 08:01 AM (qfLjt)

216 Nic update

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at May 31, 2023 09:36 AM (yjYHw)

217 29 I think people who post their "AI art" might be my new most hated group of people on social media. You didn't create anything, you have no creativity, and you have no talent, go back to making my latte.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 31, 2023 04:40 AM (VPBhx)

LOL

Posted by: m at May 31, 2023 10:02 AM (SpRPx)

218 50 CDC Conference Described as ‘Superspreader Event’ After At Least 181 Attendees Test Positive For COVID-19
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LOLGF.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2023 05:09 AM (RIvkX)

THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO STOP TESTING.

Posted by: m at May 31, 2023 10:10 AM (SpRPx)

219 160 Pride month is here already and I've still got my Gluttony decorations up. How gauche.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2023 06:44 AM (9UlRk)

Ooh, ace needs to steal this.

Posted by: m at May 31, 2023 10:26 AM (SpRPx)

220 I have the rest of the Mona Lisa in the basement wall and the real one on the door.

Posted by: safristi at May 31, 2023 10:44 AM (FSBXk)

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