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At the risk of being too earnest, may I say that DeSantis's boasts that he "will destroy leftism in this country" and "Florida is where woke goes to die" are creepy? I'm neither Left nor woke, but in a free country, individuals and groups do have a right to be Left or woke.
-- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 29, 2023

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
You are both left and woke and you depend on Trump to keep your website financially solvent. Happy to answer your questions.

Lolling at the idea that Bill Kristol is guilty of being "too earnest" as he cranks out another paid tweet attacking a conservative, with his paymaster undisclosed.

At the risk of being too earnest, kill yourself.

@BreitbartNews 13m
Los Angeles County has begun distributing pipes used for smoking crack, methamphetamine, and opioids to the homeless population, hoping to discourage them from overdosing by injecting themselves with fentanyl.

Press X to say "You're a stupid ridiculous liar":

People have a lot of questions, including "What is a 'conservative McDonald's,' and do they have a special sign indicating their political persuasion?"

From David Zweig, a study found that post-covid-jab myocarditis affected 12-17 year old boys only. But the group running the study seems to want to hide that evidence by reporting the vaccine injury rate for all children, of both sexes, from 5 to 17 years old. This therefore has the effect of reducing the apparent incidence of the vaccine injury by something like 400%. In other words, they're including Girls 5-11, Girls 12-17, Boys 5-11, and Boys 12-17. If you excluded the three unaffected groups and just reported the rate of injury for boys 12-17, it would go up by around 400%.

Just like giving the rate of ovarian cancer in all people, not just women, would cut the ovarian cancer rate in half.

But they want to keep the number low so they include all these unaffected cohorts, to drive that injury rate down.

ALWAYS tampons are now advertising their wares to "bodies with female sex organs."

Katy says 'Keep Prisons Single Sex' KPSS
@KatyDidKatyDnt
According to Always, girls aren't even "people with" miscellaneous body parts. That was bad enough. Now girls and women are down-graded further. Proctor & Gamble see us as just bodies - like cadavers - not sentient. Well, this "body with" a wallet won't be buying their pads.

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals
What she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a body with female sex organs to me
Posted by: Billy Joel (updated for modern sensibilities)

SHOCK: Sara Haines shows a montage of Kamala stumbling over her words, including the infamous "passage of time" "word salad."
Hostin claims Kamala speaks like that because that's what they're taught in law school, to "speak in threes." pic.twitter.com/x3Qt9GDDrF
— Nicholas Fondacaro (@NickFondacaro) May 30, 2023

LOL, law school teaches you to "speak in threes"? Where are you getting that from, Diversity Hire? I think you're mixing up Law School with School for Trolls Who Lurk Under Bridges Asking Riddles.

Hostin then proved How to Be an Anti-Racist by claiming that white women only vote for Republicans because "They do fall in line with how their husbands are voting." I wonder if it's acceptable to speculate about the reasons for black voting patterns, or nah?

An old clip from Kyle Dunnigan and Kurp: Sly Stallone's favorite superheroes who Changed Their Sexuality.

Which I thought was impossible. But I guess that's why they call them super heroes!

ICYMI: The Boyscast hired Bud Light's and Target's advertising firm to write an ad for their Patreon.

Posted by: Ace at 06:35 PM

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1 People have a lot of questions, including "What is a 'conservative McDonald's,' and do they have a special sign indicating their political persuasion?"

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I would point out that there is a black McDonalds website specifically for black people.

365 or something similar.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 06:37 PM (5/7b/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:38 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Not first......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2023 06:39 PM (ncXxy)

4 Dr. Kristol is risking being "too earnest?"

Don't hold back, Bill. Seriously.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (PiwSw)

5 Speaking of Bill Krystol:

@BreitbartNews 13m
Los Angeles County has begun distributing pipes used for smoking crack, methamphetamine, and opioids to the homeless population, hoping to discourage them from overdosing by injecting themselves with fentanyl.

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (jzzG8)

6 People have a lot of questions, including "What is a 'conservative McDonald's,' and do they have a special sign indicating their political persuasion?"

I'll field this one. It means "mostly white clientele because it's out in the middle of fucking nowhere." That sort of thing.

And if you want to meet black people most likely to behead FJB, find ones hit hard by inflation but not reliant on welfare. It'll be one hell of a conversation.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (FWpta)

7 Does conservative McDonald’s use beef tallow for their fries?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 06:41 PM (u73oe)

8 "bodies with female sex organs"

This too is the story of David French.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (NDiT4)

9 7 Does conservative McDonald’s use beef tallow for their fries?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 06:41 PM (u73oe)

And DO THE ICE CREAM MACHINES WORK!?!!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

10 But the group running the study seems to want to hide that evidence by reporting the vaccine injury rate for all children, of both sexes, from 5 to 17 years old.

Anybody else remember, ten or more years ago, everybody making fun of Jenny McCarthy for being "anti-vax" ?

I remember.

Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (WuISj)

11 >>>7 Does conservative McDonald’s use beef tallow for their fries?

If. Only.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (KRtlO)

12 Ahoy!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (jGGMD)

13 Marlin Perkins with Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom in search of.........

"The mythical conservative McDonald's in Oklahoma".

Let's have Jim jump in the play place ball pit to search for the conservatives.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (ncXxy)

14 She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals
What she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a body with female sex organs to me

Posted by: Billy Joel (updated for modern sensibilities) at May 30, 2023 06:43 PM (fs1hN)

15 Bat woman....she's looking for taco. And I don't mean the one that ISN'T pussy.

LMFAO!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:43 PM (Zz0t1)

16 And DO THE ICE CREAM MACHINES WORK!?!!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

Yeah. You try to describe an old-style McDonald's, and most people look at you like someone claiming to have a farm in El Dorado.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:43 PM (FWpta)

17
@BreitbartNews 13m
Los Angeles County has begun distributing pipes used for smoking crack, methamphetamine, and opioids to the homeless population, hoping to discourage them from overdosing by injecting themselves with fentanyl.
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (jzzG8

Oh, I'm sure that will work out well.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

18 hoping to discourage them from overdosing by injecting themselves with fentanyl.
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (jzzG8

Why ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:44 PM (bs+z0)

19 That’s got to be some kind of parody Twitter account!

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (rbKZ6)

20
Anybody else remember, ten or more years ago, everybody making fun of Jenny McCarthy for being "anti-vax" ?

I remember.
Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (WuISj)

She was anti ALL vaccines. Even the ones that actually work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Louisa May Alcott: Little Bodies with Female Sex Organs

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

22 Yeah. You try to describe an old-style McDonald's, and most people look at you like someone claiming to have a farm in El Dorado.
Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:43 PM (FWpta)

Remember when each McDonald's had its own individualistic character, with warm pastel colors and local kitsch, as opposed to now, when they're all made to look like third-world Internet cafes?

Good times.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (jGGMD)

23 Anybody else remember, ten or more years ago, everybody making fun of Jenny McCarthy for being "anti-vax" ?

I remember.
Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (WuISj)

Yup, in retrospect her and Jim Carrey are totally vindicated. It was okay to get regular vaccinations, once upon a time, but you'd have to be crazy trusting of the oligarchs to believe they won't tamper with the formulas.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (FWpta)

24 Bill Kristol is the David Hogg of homo porn set fluffers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)

25 If the remake of The Little Mermaid cuts out the romantic angle, and the guy doesn't save her at the end, why do you need the guy in the story?

Like a fish needs a bicycle! Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (RqMSv)

26 My first Mo Meet was a mini one with GGE, peirchelo (sp), Chem Jeff, and others in the center of urban Kansas City at a BBQ spot. Right in the hood. We were easy to pick out of the clientele.

Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (u82oZ)

27 20

She was anti ALL vaccines. Even the ones that actually work.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Cute though, I observed…

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (PCK5/)

28 Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.
She's a body with female sex organs. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a body with female sex organs.

Posted by: Tom Jones at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (Bd6X8)

29 Jeepers,

Just. Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (NK5f7)

30 I was in a conservative Popeye's the other day and all the people there were secretly admitting how much they like Dylan Mulvaney being on everything, and consider him strong and courageous, honest!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (0hOvj)

31 So... Young Men, going through Puberty, as their body significantly changes... are affected by shots that go in and change Genes.

Who could have predicted that untested Gene therapies would have some surprising affects...

Oh... wait... that would be me... 3 years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (oHd/0)

32 "hoping to discourage them from overdosing by injecting themselves with fentanyl.
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (jzzG8

Why ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:44 PM (bs+z0)"

To save on narcan. It's totally killing their budgets.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (ou9hh)

33 There it is. McDonalds killed the link, but

"365Black | McDonald's
McDonald's Celebrating African-American culture 365 days a year"

https://tinyurl.com/4dec5dsf

I don't know the difference between black McDonalds and every other McDonalds, though. Maybe more rapes and murders.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (5/7b/)

34 Remember when each McDonald's had its own individualistic character, with warm pastel colors and local kitsch, as opposed to now, when they're all made to look like third-world Internet cafes?

Good times.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (jGGMD)

I do remember that. Honestly, the various franchise owners should have said "gfy, I'm not remodeling, people like us the way we are."

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (FWpta)

35 I am Bodies with Female Sex Organs, hear me roar!!

-- Zombie Helen Reddy

Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (qoGsy)

36 There is no such thing as a conservative McDonald's.

Conservatives eat homemade sandwiches at home, hand crafted by The Little Woman as God and the Constitution intended.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (RLLZj)

37 30 I was in a conservative Popeye's the other day and all the people there were secretly admitting how much they like Dylan Mulvaney being on everything, and consider him strong and courageous, honest!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (0hOvj)

Popeyes? Only because he looks like Olive Oyl...

Yuck yuck yuck...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

38 I'm neither Left nor woke
-- Bill Kristol
........

but you are fat and stupid.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

39 If the remake of The Little Mermaid cuts out the romantic angle, and the guy doesn't save her at the end, why do you need the guy in the story?

I am a bit baffled by that myself, although apparently its almost exactly a shot-for-shot remake with few changes. Plus padding to add 45 minutes run time. So I guess by that standard they have to have Eric in there somehow.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (0hOvj)

40 Shania Twain: Man I Feel Like A Body With Female Sex Organs

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (PiwSw)

41 Graduation at a high school in Marlin, TX delayed as only 5 of the 33 Seniors were eligible.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (V5kKW)

42 I'm neither Left nor woke, but in a free country, individuals and groups do have a right to be Left or woke.
-- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 29, 2023
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If you had your way, individuals and groups would NOT have the right to walk away from Leftism/wokeness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (BpYfr)

43 I was at a McD's this afternoon, having coffee with two Korean war Vets, one 91, the other 94. Clearly this was not a 'conservative' McD's, because, they were out of apple pies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (Ysyum)

44 And DO THE ICE CREAM MACHINES WORK!?!!

--

Spoilers:

The ice cream machines always work. They're just a PITA to clean, so that's a common excuse for why you're not being sold what you ordered.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (5/7b/)

45 CYMI: The Boyscast hired...

Ha! Very well done.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (ptElO)

46 >>>I was in a conservative Popeye's the other day and all the people there were secretly admitting how much they like Dylan Mulvaney being on everything, and consider him strong and courageous, honest!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

I was in a conservative Dairy Queen and someone told me that Drag Queening is the new cinema of the modern age!!!

(Garrett was that "someone.")

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (KRtlO)

47 Does Popeye's sell Spinach? Because it seems like they should....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (PiwSw)

48 36 There is no such thing as a conservative McDonald's.

Conservatives eat homemade sandwiches at home, hand crafted by The Little Woman as God and the Constitution intended.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (RLLZj)

Cracks me up that in my little Central Calif town... all the employees of McDs are Hispanic, with a couple blacks thrown in...

But Taco Bell? Staff is all White.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2023 06:49 PM (oHd/0)

49
Cute though, I observed…
Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (PCK5/)

I was largely infatuated with her during her Playboy run, but good lord, she's the poster child of the miracle of modern make-up artists nowadays. You see her before she gets her make-up, she's hideous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

50 David French can always give a little Soft Serve to hot young boys.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:49 PM (KRtlO)

51 41 Graduation at a high school in Marlin, TX delayed as only 5 of the 33 Seniors were eligible.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (V5kKW)

Have to ask… delayed for WHAT and for HOW LONG ?

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:49 PM (PCK5/)

52 Graduation at a high school in Marlin, TX delayed as only 5 of the 33 Seniors were eligible.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (V5kKW)

Daughter's class graduated 782.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

53 She was anti ALL vaccines. Even the ones that actually work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Well that's the bitch of it, ain't it ? Getting to pick those shots that DO work, and those that you can skip because they DON'T work.

She was a nut, for not picking the good shots, wasn't she ?

Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (WuISj)

54 FeatherBlade

Can you punch an ear lobe to mark how many Narcan revivals you've needed. After what number do the EMTs allow a dirt nap?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (u82oZ)

55 40 Shania Twain: Man I Feel Like A Body With Female Sex Organs
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:48 PM (PiwSw)

Yeah, she lost me when she sang the song about Wanting a Man with no Spine...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

56 I asked my daughter, 22, what the ladies out there are saying - there ignoring it hoping it all goes away, they know its BS but the corporate and media pressure is high.

Best to ignore it and hope it just fades away under the logic and guidance of older folks who will take a hand.

I told her "Good luck."

Posted by: Boswell at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (K+UlC)

57 Always hopefully gets the Budweiser+target treatment.

Devils advocate in me feels a teensy bad for them. they created these social media and print marketing campaigns months ago before Budweiser, and it's hard to stop the marketing train once it's rolling out the station.

The other side of me says eff 'em, let their glittery ESG score hug them back and tuck them in tonight, as they cry into their rainbow pillows.

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (+mkOR)

58 what is the smell in an ice cream shop that smells so good, and can you just get whatever chemical that is to spray around your house?

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

59 49
Cute though, I observed…
Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (PCK5/)

I was largely infatuated with her during her Playboy run, but good lord, she's the poster child of the miracle of modern make-up artists nowadays. You see her before she gets her make-up, she's hideous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes, I was riding the Wayback Machine Sponge..

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (PCK5/)

60 Graduation at a high school in Marlin, TX delayed as only 5 of the 33 Seniors were eligible.
Posted by: Ben Had
------

Prima facie evidence that teachers salaries should be raised!

Posted by: The NEA at May 30, 2023 06:51 PM (Ysyum)

61 I was in a liberal In N Out Burger restaurant and the customers were all saying how much they love the Inflation, crime, drugs and transgender dominance because reasons.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 30, 2023 06:51 PM (6Tc2R)

62 I asked my daughter, 22, what the ladies out there are saying - there ignoring it hoping it all goes away, they know its BS but the corporate and media pressure is high.

--

Perhaps they haven't noticed how they allowed things to get to where they currently are.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 06:51 PM (5/7b/)

63 Joe Mannix is pretty good at finding bodies with female sex organs.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2023 06:52 PM (YGqO/)

64 >>individuals and groups do have a right to be Left or woke. -- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 29, 2023

Tell me you're a pedophile without telling me you're a pedophile.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 30, 2023 06:52 PM (up/3i)

65 That's a troll Twitter account btw. It's just repeating bot lines you see on just about every Twitter post purportedly in the make of Vegetable Von Shartpants.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 30, 2023 06:52 PM (NDiT4)

66 Trans Activists Scramble to Change Tactics After Conservative Boycotts Gain Huge Momentum

-
Well, they are good at switching sides.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:52 PM (FVME7)

67 what is the smell in an ice cream shop that smells so good, and can you just get whatever chemical that is to spray around your house?
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

Don't they sell those smelly things that hang from your car mirror at gas stations?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:52 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Joe Mannix is pretty good at finding bodies with female sex organs.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2023 06:52 PM (YGqO/)

And boobs!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)

69 So... Young Men, going through Puberty, as their body significantly changes... are affected by shots that go in and change Genes.

Straight up - so watching the battery of vaccines that all kids are given ? And then watching the sudden increase in ADHD and Autism and such ? Crazy, eh ?

I mean, these shots were approved. By those at the highest levels. Somebody would have to be nuts to question it.

Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:53 PM (WuISj)

70 David French and Bill Kristol back to back? The testosterone level between them rapidly approaches 1.

Also, back to back is their favorite position during their weekly poker game...that's when their wives' boyfriends come over and say, "Is the missus home? Cuz I'm gonna poke 'er."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 30, 2023 06:53 PM (lNO6i)

71 Mc Carthy has amazing makeup and costumers on The Masked Singer. Every week according to the theme, she has three feet of blond hair, or a silver page boy short cut. Make up in whatever the theme is that makes her look stunning. White teeth that are blinding and spray on tan.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 30, 2023 06:53 PM (MB/Kg)

72 I see that broad reported to Jail today for 3 hots and a cot.

Sometimes that seems like a pretty good deal to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2023 06:53 PM (pmmLi)

73 what is the smell in an ice cream shop that smells so good, and can you just get whatever chemical that is to spray around your house?
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

Vanilla, sugar and cinnamon...some chocolate mixed in.

You can get that smell - sort of - from the Air Wick plug in Vanilla and Spice - I say sort of because it ain't perfect,

But better than all those other shit smells they sell.

Posted by: Boswell at May 30, 2023 06:54 PM (K+UlC)

74 67

Don't they sell those smelly things that hang from your car mirror at gas stations?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Gwyneth has an interesting selection…

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

75 To save on narcan. It's totally killing their budgets.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM

We replaced the Narcan with Ringers Lactate. Let's see if anyone notices. Or cares.

Posted by: Not Folgers Crystals at May 30, 2023 06:54 PM (xttsV)

76
Gwyneth has an interesting selection…
Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:54 PM (PCK5/)

She sells twat candles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:54 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Marlin, Texas has a history of being sketchy since just after the war between the states when is was founded, just sayin.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2023 06:55 PM (oWBc3)

78 To save on narcan. It's totally killing their budgets.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (ou9hh)

I am sympathetic to the families of addicts. But if we can't make the addicts get clean, maybe it's time to just let them destroy themselves, and come pick them up when they've succeeded.

Helping them is a job for ministries, not governments.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 06:55 PM (OX9vb)

79 ace, could be they make their waffle cones in-store? Those smell pretty heavenly.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 30, 2023 06:55 PM (o61aI)

80 Not Folgers Crystals

Julie London. Emergency. *Sigh*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 30, 2023 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

81 >>> 48 36 There is no such thing as a conservative McDonald's. Conservatives eat homemade sandwiches at home, hand crafted by The Little Woman as God and the Constitution intended.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (RLLZj)

And their menfolk grill up burgers for them to eat, like God and nature intended. (Though even God stays out of the propane vs charcoal wars.)

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 06:55 PM (+mkOR)

82
Can you punch an ear lobe to mark how many Narcan revivals you've needed. After what number do the EMTs allow a dirt nap?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM

Please to subscribe to your newsletter and any mimeographed tracts.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2023 06:55 PM (enJYY)

83 Don't they sell those smelly things that hang from your car mirror at gas stations?

This was a fun watch

https://youtu.be/HZ2JH8f9yOU

"I Smell-Tested all 42 Little Tree Air Freshener scents"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

84 Straight up - so watching the battery of vaccines that all kids are given ? And then watching the sudden increase in ADHD and Autism and such ? Crazy, eh ?

I mean, these shots were approved. By those at the highest levels. Somebody would have to be nuts to question it.
Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:53 PM (WuISj)

So was the experimental vaccine we had to sign waivers for before Desert Storm....

And really... they have NOTHING to do with Gulf War syndrome, except that they were supposed to protect us against Nerve Agents... and... lo and behold... Genetic studies of those who got it show they have a predisposition to be more susceptible to ... oh... nerve agents. Agents that were never released in the area, at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

85 HOSTIN: Well, we're in the United States of America ... the racism, ii's a little extra.
----
Interesting how they never, ever attempt to rank the racism prevalent in other countries around the world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (BpYfr)

86 Who is the one actress you are convinced is a troon?
Lots of "Devine Feminine" actors larping out there getting Morons rubbing in their bunks.

Jennifer Aniston is a dude. I said it

Posted by: Joker at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (VOfaB)

87 I was in a libertarian Chili’s the other day. They were too stoned to bring me my food.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (u73oe)

88 Would not be surprised if all school shooters are on ADHD drugs or antidepressants

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (3Cqzv)

89 If you have to tell people that you're not a leftist and not work, that means you are a woke leftist.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (uH1aC)

90 what is the smell in an ice cream shop that smells so good

Sugar and vanilla, is my guess

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

91 At the risk of being too handsome, I'm earnestly pretty damn handsome.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 30, 2023 06:57 PM (o61aI)

92 I am sympathetic to the families of addicts. But if we can't make the addicts get clean, maybe it's time to just let them destroy themselves, and come pick them up when they've succeeded.

--

Sheriffs are recommending parents get Narcan for their kids because even pot is laced with fentanyl now, and the vape-pen stuff can have it, too. There is no innocent experimenting any longer.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 06:57 PM (5/7b/)

93 "Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for
And if I make you happy I don't need to do more

'Cause you make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like a natural body with female sex organs...."

Posted by: Secret Square at May 30, 2023 06:57 PM (9WuX0)

94 Oh the next level of circuses is upon us - McCarthy needs 112 GOP/RINO votes or he is subject to a Speaker recall vote! Gaetz outraged! Send money to your favorite team!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2023 06:57 PM (oWBc3)

95 Without clicking through, that Brandon Fan thing seems like a parody account, non?

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 06:57 PM (lX8VI)

96 Can you punch an ear lobe to mark how many Narcan revivals you've needed. After what number do the EMTs allow a dirt nap?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM
---
Yet one more way in which dystopian science fiction like Fahrenheit 451 comes true...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2023 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

97 But Taco Bell? Staff is all White.

Considering how far away Taco Bell is from actual Mexican food, that makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Tom Jones at May 30, 2023 06:57 PM (Bd6X8)

98 Sorry - druggies who can't afford crack pipes are instead injecting themselves with fentanyl? Where, pray tell, are they getting the syringes?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (+DS2f)

99 So was the experimental vaccine we had to sign waivers for before Desert Storm....

It was your privilege to take that shot. For America !!!

Now take off your hat. You're indoors.

Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (WuISj)

100 The Extremist Wings Of Both Parties. What is the extremist wing of the Democratic party, I would like to know? Is it people like Joe Lieberman who cost our party getting the public option included with Obamacare? Is it people like Manchin and Sinema who cost us doing a clean debt ceiling bill in 2022?

I do not believe that the Democratic party has an extremist wing but I realize how ignorant I am, someone set me straight.

There is no extreme wing of the Democratic party. There are extreme lefties, but they are tiny in number in comparison to the numbers and clout of the extreme righties.

I won't click on "The Hill" link. I view it as a right wing extremist rag that employed John Solomon who was executive VP of digital video while he was there.

"The usual suspects" for the fictional Democratic "extremists" are Bernie, AOC, and "The Squad," who, even if they went hog-wild (which they can't), would still have us looking more like the Eisenhower administration than like Venezuela or Cuba.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (NCgXW)

101 Off, singing sock!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (Bd6X8)

102 And DO THE ICE CREAM MACHINES WORK!?!!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

Everything works, in Wichita Falls.

Posted by: Bobby Hill at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (Angsy)

103 Would not be surprised if all school shooters are on ADHD drugs or antidepressants
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA

I know! Imagine how much worse the shootings would be if they weren't on the drugs!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

-- Leftist zombies everywhere

Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (qoGsy)

104 *grumbling*
--Dennis DeYoung trying to re-write "Lady"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:59 PM (0hOvj)

105 Jenny McCarthy…. Yum! At least 10 years ago anyway. Anti-vax to boot; she’s a keeper! I won’t even get a shingles vax at this point. And Sunny Hostin… oldest son just finished first year of law school; he hasn’t yet heard of speaking in threes. They save that for 2nd or 3rd year?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 30, 2023 06:59 PM (xT8gx)

106 "I am a body with female sex organs, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore... I am strong, I am invincible, I am a body with female sex organs...."

Posted by: Secret Square at May 30, 2023 06:59 PM (9WuX0)

107 I go to my local McDonalds and the self serve soda machine is gone. Wonder why?
Staff is every color under the rainbow if the rainbow is brown.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 30, 2023 07:00 PM (Eeb9P)

108 I thought female sex organs were a myth.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

109 Jenny McCarthy…. Yum! At least 10 years ago anyway. Anti-vax to boot; she’s a keeper! I won’t even get a shingles vax at this point.

Rewind ten years - here. On this board. She was out of her mind. Damn it - because everyone that was sane took their kids to get their shots.

Just like the mentality over Covid.

Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 07:00 PM (WuISj)

110 Conservative McDonald's charge poor people more than rich people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 07:00 PM (FVME7)

111 I was in a libertarian Chili’s the other day. They were too stoned to bring me my food.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (u73oe)

This might be why the local Chili's here tested the delivery robots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

112 I thought female sex organs were a myth.
Posted by: wth

Sometimes, they are a Mrs.
-- Mike Tyson

Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (qoGsy)

113 All good at Dentist

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (W8wJD)

114 Bernie, AOC, and "The Squad," who, even if they went hog-wild (which they can't), would still have us looking more like the Eisenhower administration than like Venezuela or Cuba.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (NCgXW)

I guess we know what DU would rather have

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (lX8VI)

115
Who is the one actress you are convinced is a troon?
Lots of "Devine Feminine" actors larping out there getting Morons rubbing in their bunks.

Jennifer Aniston is a dude. I said it

Well Sean Young was Finkle. And was hanging out with Courtney Cocks. So maybe....

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (NDiT4)

116 Would not be surprised if all school shooters are on ADHD drugs or antidepressants

--

And bullied like mofos for years, maybe even by the teachers, but the school won't do anything about it because it requires paperwork and the acknowledgement that there is bullying that would lead to expulsion/suspension and/or lawsuits.

The bullied kids watch it and beg the adults to help and watch the adults not doing anything about it for years even though its brought to their attention over and over, so they "fix" the problem the only way their immature fatherless brains can manage to come up with.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (5/7b/)

117 Newest Disney remake: Canine Body With Female Sex Organs And The Tramp

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (PiwSw)

118 At the risk of being earnest, the murders began...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (RIvkX)

119 I thought female sex organs were a myth.
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

Only the Grafenberg spot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

120 If someone opens a statement with "At the risk of being too earnest," what they're actually trying to say is "I'm a fag and get ready to hear some straight-up retard shit."

Like "we have to fight a twenty year long war. Well, more precisely... *you* do. And your kids. Fuck them. I'm not fat enough yet."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 30, 2023 07:02 PM (oINRc)

121 ... I'm neither Left nor woke, but in a free country, individuals and groups do have a right to be Left or woke.

Bill Kristol is a classic fool. He is too stupid or corrupt to understand that to be Left or Woke means that you are an activist.

The Left/Woke look at the world around them and are compelled by their own conscience (such as it is), and justified by their own F'd up value system and narcissism, often sadism to force the world to look like the model train set in their basement.

Left/Woke isn't a pure intellectual exercise, it is emotions driven by hate and rage, it is irrational, violent and hypocritical.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:02 PM (YXHzG)

122 There is no extreme wing of the Democratic party.

--

I agree with this.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 07:02 PM (5/7b/)

123
Straight up - so watching the battery of vaccines that all kids are given ? And then watching the sudden increase in ADHD and Autism and such ? Crazy, eh ?

I mean, these shots were approved. By those at the highest levels. Somebody would have to be nuts to question it.

Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:53 PM

I don't know for certain, but the use of liquid mercury under the name of 'Thimerosal' seems to have come to a screeching halt back then. It was in my contact lens solution until I said, "Fuck this shit to hell!" Weird mental stuff. You stick stuff in your eyes it's going back to the brain in short order.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (enJYY)

124 104 - LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (xT8gx)

125 58 what is the smell in an ice cream shop that smells so good, and can you just get whatever chemical that is to spray around your house?
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

It's the waffle cones. Only baking waffle cones can make your house smell like that--chemicals air sprays never smell like the real thing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

126 So speak in threes even if it's a jumble of shit. Ok. Got it.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (lX8VI)

127 And bullied like mofos for years, maybe even by the teachers, but the school won't do anything about it because it requires paperwork and the acknowledgement that there is bullying that would lead to expulsion/suspension and/or lawsuits.

Blah. Bleh. I scored four touch-downs at Polk High !!! Anybody that didn't gets what they get !!!

Posted by: Fat Guy Thirty Years Graduated From High School at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (WuISj)

128 There is no extreme wing of the Democratic party.

Yeah, there used to be. Now they're all extreme.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (0hOvj)

129 I agree with this.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 07:02 PM (5/7b/)

Iswyd

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (lX8VI)

130 I was in a Leftard Pep Boys the other day and I overheard some of the patrons talking about how Donald Trump had the most perfect suntan they'd ever seen while Joe Biden had the complexion of a codfish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (guGkK)

131 Who is the one actress you are convinced is a troon?
Lots of "Devine Feminine" actors larping out there getting Morons rubbing in their bunks.

Jennifer Aniston is a dude. I said it
Posted by: Joker at May 30, 2023 06:56 PM (VOfaB)

Wasn't the chick in Foy Your Eyes Only originally a dude? Thought I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (OgrpQ)

132 hoping to discourage them from overdosing by injecting themselves with fentanyl.
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (jzzG8

Why ?

Fewer addicts means fewer "programs". Save an addict, save a job.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (ptElO)

133 I thought female sex organs were a myth.
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

Only the Grafenberg spot.
Posted by: Sponge

What the hell are you doing down there? Trying to paint a fence?

- Overheard once or two times when Hector was a pup

Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2023 07:04 PM (qoGsy)

134 Oh people have the right to be Left or woke, the Left or woke doesn't have the right to silence the rest of us. Hence 1776.2 is upon us.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2023 07:04 PM (oWBc3)

135 Bill Kristol is a classic fool. He is too stupid or corrupt to understand that to be Left or Woke means that you are an activist

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:02 PM (YXHzG)

I think he's just saying what he's paid to say. Only as much a fool as Judas was.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:04 PM (lX8VI)

136 It's the waffle cones. Only baking waffle cones can make your house smell like that

You can get close with just plain waffles, put vanilla in the batter to help it out.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (0hOvj)

137 >>>LOL, law school teaches you to "speak in threes"? ... I think you're mixing up Law School with School for Trolls Who Lurk Under Bridges Asking Riddles.

Ace en fuego. I dunno where this stuff comes from, in your brain!!!

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (x5hic)

138 what is the smell in an ice cream shop that smells so good, and can you just get whatever chemical that is to spray around your house?
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

There are a bunch of candles that have the scent of cinnamon vanilla, etc. They have ones that smell like cookies and some that smell like baking bread. Some of them smell really good.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (NtVYv)

139 Long Memory

IIRC, all illegals in NY state schools are exempt from vaccine requirements. Quite the telling policy difference.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

140 "Can you punch an ear lobe to mark how many Narcan revivals you've needed. After what number do the EMTs allow a dirt nap?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (u82oZ)"

I was kind of thinking three, because that's how many chances tattooing "D N R" on their foreheads, one letter per OD, would give them.

Ear punches though? There's really only room on most human earlobes for one punch, so that would be two chances, and then you'd run into the ones with gauged ears, which might confuse the count.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (ou9hh)

141 All good at Dentist
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (W8wJD)
......

They clean the pizza out of your teeth?

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

142 Wasn't the chick in Foy Your Eyes Only originally a dude?

One of the "girls" at the pool party, yeah.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (0hOvj)

143
I need a break, too many people.

Posted by: Ernest at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (enJYY)

144 It's the waffle cones. Only baking waffle cones can make your house smell like that--chemicals air sprays never smell like the real thing.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

You can't cheat with an Ego waffle in your toaster either.

It's got to be a waffle cone waffle.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (RLLZj)

145 All good at Dentist

Congrats!

I was supposed to go to the dentist today. Plans changed when the highway between here and there was closed for a burning car.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 30, 2023 07:06 PM (Bd6X8)

146 Bill Kristol is a classic fool.

Nope. He's a Useful Idiot. Like all other useful idiots talking as loud as they can to prop up a regime.

Posted by: Nope at May 30, 2023 07:06 PM (WuISj)

147 I dislike Kamala simply because she’s a democrat.

And a ho…

And a cunt…

And she hates YT…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2023 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

148 Ear punches though? There's really only room on most human earlobes for one punch, so that would be two chances, and then you'd run into the ones with gauged ears, which might confuse the count.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

ValleyVet has bags of cattle ear tags for sale at reasonable prices.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2023 07:06 PM (qoGsy)

149 @20

>>She was anti ALL vaccines. Even the ones that actually work.

True, but as in everything, TANSTAAFL, YMMV.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 30, 2023 07:07 PM (up/3i)

150 What about that song "Only Women Bleed," huh?

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:07 PM (x5hic)

151 Do you think I would look good in Sunny's dress?

Posted by: Manly David French at May 30, 2023 07:07 PM (i7Q7S)

152 I am sympathetic to the families of addicts. But if we can't make the addicts get clean, maybe it's time to just let them destroy themselves, and come pick them up when they've succeeded.

Helping them is a job for ministries, not governments.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 06:55 PM

Addicts of a very well known deadly drug should be left to self correct but we keep intervening.

There was a guy in Lexington Kentucky who was "revived" 23 times from heroin overdoses in less than two years. It came up at a City council meeting on how many times is enough. You would have thought the world was ending when the City manager said he wanted to put a limit on the narcan pen expense and he thought that 23 times was too many times for one guy. After much screaming, shouting and gnashing of teeth, the discussion was forever tabled. Now they pass those pens out at the Junior High School. We as a society are sick.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2023 07:07 PM (ncXxy)

153 And a ho…

And a cunt…

And she hates YT…

***********

Did you just speak in threes?

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 07:08 PM (VTu1l)

154 what is the smell in an ice cream shop that smells so good, and can you just get whatever chemical that is to spray around your house?
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

I always thought it's was something like vanilla and literal sweet cream, but yeah I never considered that. It's an excellent smell.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:08 PM (lX8VI)

155 Maybe ace invented a new candle scent, Ice Cream Shop Cruelness

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2023 07:08 PM (NtVYv)

156 147 I dislike Kamala simply because she’s a democrat.

And a ho…
And a cunt…
And she hates YT…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2023 07:06 PM

I hate the Young Turks, too! I guess one out of three ain't bad for a Dem.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 30, 2023 07:08 PM (NCgXW)

157 She was anti ALL vaccines. Even the ones that actually work.

Please. Educate us all. Post the list of the "Vaccines that Work" and those that "May Be Skipped".

Posted by: Nope at May 30, 2023 07:08 PM (WuISj)

158 I am sympathetic to the families of addicts. But if we can't make the addicts get clean, maybe it's time to just let them destroy themselves, and come pick them up when they've succeeded.

I've always said that we will know we became a libertarian country when people step over the dead drug-addict child prostitute on the sidewalk and think nothing of it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:09 PM (YXHzG)

159 I am assured that my Congessman's lips are firmly attached to Mc Carthy's ass

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 07:09 PM (V5kKW)

160 She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals
What she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a body with female sex organs to me
Posted by: Billy Joel (updated for modern sensibilities)

I must change this

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals
What she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But its always a penis to mee

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (NtVYv)

161 "ValleyVet has bags of cattle ear tags for sale at reasonable prices.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete "

Hey, start a new fashion trend!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (ou9hh)

162
You wanna good smell in your abode you drop some vanilla extract on a cookie sheet and set temp to around 200 degrees or so.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (enJYY)

163 Listen to the Luminiers Gloria

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (xhxe8)

164 Clearly one vax that can be skipped is the Wuhan Flu shot, as it is neither a vaccine nor viable. Others would include non-lethal illnesses such as chicken pox, for kids.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (0hOvj)

165 138 There are a bunch of candles that have the scent of cinnamon vanilla, etc. ... Some of them smell really good.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (NtVYv)

You have to be careful where they've been, though.

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (x5hic)

166 All good at Dentist
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 07:01 PM (W8wJD)
......

They clean the pizza out of your teeth?

I've always made sure to have a meal of coffee, Cheetos and Oreos before heading out to the dentist.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:11 PM (YXHzG)

167 https://youtu.be/Kok4-aVdyT4

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 07:11 PM (xhxe8)

168 And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:11 PM (x5hic)

169 I am assured that my Congessman's lips are firmly attached to Mc Carthy's ass
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 07:09 PM (V5kKW)

Jenny McCarthy? I’m jealous [ba dum ba]

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 30, 2023 07:11 PM (xT8gx)

170 You wanna good smell in your abode you drop some vanilla extract on a cookie sheet and set temp to around 200 degrees or so.

Most people are just satisfied to have a working bathroom vent fan.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:12 PM (YXHzG)

171
Conservatives eat homemade sandwiches at home, hand crafted by The Little Woman as God and the Constitution intended.
Posted by: Just Lily

The incredible shrinking woman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2023 07:12 PM (63Dwl)

172 148 I saw some body pierced critter at the Indian casino, sporting a cattle ear tag in his ear. It wasn't the gay ear.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 30, 2023 07:12 PM (lz5hY)

173 "Where are you getting that from, Diversity Hire?"

Dr. Nick Riviera's brother, Counselor Rick Riviera, JD, has stated that that is what they teach at Hollywood Upstairs Legal College.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 30, 2023 07:12 PM (aXxgO)

174 I shook hands with Bill Kristol some years back. It was like... shaking a fat, wet, oily bone. And the man's skin had an unholy, glistening shininess to it that I assume comes from adrenochrome.

Posted by: someasshole at May 30, 2023 07:12 PM (OnbGn)

175 They clean the pizza out of your teeth?

I've always made sure to have a meal of coffee, Cheetos and Oreos before heading out to the dentist.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:11 PM (YXHzG)

Popcorn.

The hulls are always getting stuck inside the gums.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 30, 2023 07:12 PM (RLLZj)

176 "ValleyVet has bags of cattle ear tags for sale at reasonable prices.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete "

Hey, start a new fashion trend!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (ou9hh)
........

I'll have to get rid of my NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

177
You wanna good smell in your abode you drop some vanilla extract on a cookie sheet and set temp to around 200 degrees or so.

My furnace doesn't go up that high.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2023 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

178 Whoa whoa whoa. "Bodies with female sex organs"? Does that mean there are male sex organs? Does that mean there are bodies without female sex organs? What kind of woke heretics are running that fucking Always place? Burn the witch!!!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM (tgyb9)

179 I'll have to get rid of my NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker.
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

Yay!

Posted by: Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM (PiwSw)

180 Clearly one vax that can be skipped is the Wuhan Flu shot, as it is neither a vaccine nor viable. Others would include non-lethal illnesses such as chicken pox, for kids.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Doesn't that one save you from needing a Shingles shot when you're no longer a kid? Shingles is Chicken Pox II, nerve-damage boogaloo.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM (DgGvY)

181 Clearly one vax that can be skipped is the Wuhan Flu shot, as it is neither a vaccine nor viable. Others would include non-lethal illnesses such as chicken pox, for kids.

Hence the circle. Jenny McCarthy caught quite a bit of shit, here, several years ago. For bitching about her kids not taking "the shots".

The tone and tenor regarding here was completely different, back in the day. Who was she to not step up and join the program ? And Hell - maybe her kid had a one in a million reaction ? Shit happens, right ? Weak kids die one way or the other.

Posted by: Nope at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM (WuISj)

182 I was at a mostly peaceful Conservative Wendy's is Phenix City, Alabama a couple of years ago - pre-Covid- and was the only person in line. After being studiously ignored by the mostly peaceful Conservative Wendy's staff for about five uncomfortable minutes, we left and drove another hour before stopping again. Very approving of Joe, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM (A3/2z)

183 I've always said that we will know we became a libertarian country when people step over the dead drug-addict child prostitute on the sidewalk and think nothing of it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:09 PM (YXHzG)

Being libertarian doesn't mean being a soulless prick. It means not kneejerk going to the government to fix what's wrong.

You can still care about people, and be libertarian. And you can also, so I'm told be a socialist, be a total prick, and walk past dead addicts on the sidewalk, while assuming it's the government's job to pick up the bodies.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2023 07:15 PM (BxZVd)

184 People have a lot of questions, including "What is a 'conservative McDonald's,' and do they have a special sign indicating their political persuasion?"

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 06:37 PM (5/7b/)

Its one that still serves the McDLT

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

185 1776.2, good one!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 30, 2023 07:15 PM (v0mat)

186 How do you have female sex organs but you're not a female?

Satan really needs to get to work on his logic skills.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:15 PM (lX8VI)

187 Why don't those LA asshats just double the daily ration of fentanyl, then sit back and watch their problems fix themselves?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 30, 2023 07:15 PM (tgyb9)

188 Any "vaccine" where they have to change the textbook definition of the word "vaccine" should be avoided.
Says the guy who had to revive his wife of 42 years when she took booster #4.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2023 07:16 PM (MeG8a)

189 I wasn't in law school, but was taught to use threes when communicating: tell them what you are going to tell them, then tell them, then tell them what you told them.

It isn't what Kamala is doing. It is about getting home your key points. She doesn't have any key points.

Posted by: Don at May 30, 2023 07:16 PM (Q7knO)

190 Doesn't that one save you from needing a Shingles shot when you're no longer a kid?

I do not know if there is any protection from shingles later from the chicken pox shot, but there IS a shot for shingles.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:16 PM (0hOvj)

191 178 Whoa whoa whoa. "Bodies with female sex organs"?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM (tgyb9)

LOL this reminded me of:

A woman wears a certain look
When she is on the move
And a man can always tell what's on her mind

I hate to have to say it
But that look's all over you

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Woman

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:17 PM (x5hic)

192 "I guess we know what DU would rather have"

When ever I see DU my brain extrapolates it out to DUmmy.

Posted by: Bosk at May 30, 2023 07:17 PM (VMFAF)

193 There are a bunch of candles that have the scent of cinnamon vanilla, etc. They have ones that smell like cookies and some that smell like baking bread. Some of them smell really good.

Have you considered the line of candles from Gwyneth Paltrow?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:17 PM (YXHzG)

194 Here !

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 07:18 PM (V13WU)

195 The tone and tenor regarding here was completely different, back in the day. Who was she to not step up and join the program ? And Hell - maybe her kid had a one in a million reaction ? Shit happens, right ? Weak kids die one way or the other.

Posted by: Nope at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM

Back when I was a youngster we all knew a family that had lost a child. In retrospect it was most likely due to some form of food allergy but 60 years ago nobody really knew what was going on and some people attributed it to childhood vaccines.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2023 07:18 PM (ncXxy)

196 Radio commercials for a business are supposed to give the phone number three times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2023 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

197 Why don't those LA asshats just double the daily ration of fentanyl, then sit back and watch their problems fix themselves?

Job Security. You don't want to be like Toys R Us and contribute heavily to Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:19 PM (YXHzG)

198 So speak in threes even if it's a jumble of shit. Ok. Got it. Roger.
Posted by: ...

Three'd it for you.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 07:19 PM (DgGvY)

199
Pretty Female With Sex Organs
Don't Walk on By
Pretty Female With Sex Organs
Don't Make Me Cry

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:19 PM (lX8VI)

200 The world is confused. Here in the US.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 07:19 PM (V13WU)

201 Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 07:19 PM (DgGvY)

Lol

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:20 PM (lX8VI)

202 Does Turkey, or China or UAE confuse menz with womennz ? NO.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 07:20 PM (V13WU)

203 Wow the character limit now in place does not allow me to re-post AlextheChick's epic and profane rant about how Democrats only value women because of their lady parts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (p/MXy)

204 Smallpox vaccine seemed to work okay, but that was about as old-school as it gets.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (v0mat)

205 "The usual suspects" for the fictional Democratic "extremists" are Bernie, AOC, and "The Squad," who, even if they went hog-wild (which they can't), would still have us looking more like the Eisenhower administration than like Venezuela or Cuba.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 30, 2023 06:58 PM (NCgXW)

I remember the famous time Eisenhower forced every house in America to be rebuilt.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

206 this country got ruined by the advertising and marketing industries

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (V13WU)

207 *mikeski* threed it
mikeski *threed* it
mikeski threed *it*

Kamala does some of this sometimes.

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:22 PM (x5hic)

208 Being libertarian doesn't mean being a soulless prick. It means not kneejerk going to the government to fix what's wrong.

So you build your dream house, then I buy the land upwind from you and build and operate my hog slaughtering plant.

That is the day you stop being a Libertarian and run to the government to "fix what is wrong".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:22 PM (YXHzG)

209 Why don't those LA asshats just double the daily ration of fentanyl, then sit back and watch their problems fix themselves?
====
Job Security.

Yeah bureaucrats promote the problems they are supposed to solve, because if they succeed, they're out of work

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:22 PM (0hOvj)

210 "Yeah bureaucrats promote the problems they are supposed to solve, because if they succeed, they're out of work"

Homeless crises.

Posted by: Bosk at May 30, 2023 07:23 PM (VMFAF)

211 I often wondered about those vaccinations at the induction center. Maybe they ran out and just gave you saline. And then if you go to WESPAC, you get another series.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 30, 2023 07:23 PM (lz5hY)

212 Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

And banned petroleum, air conditioners, and stoves. And lived in three beach houses. That Eisenhower, man, what a pip.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:23 PM (lX8VI)

213
I do not know if there is any protection from shingles later from the chicken pox shot, but there IS a shot for shingles.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:16 PM (0hOvj)

They're saying the vaccine you had as a kid, or even having had chicken pox as a kid doesn't protect you from shingles later in life.

I believe these vaccines were sold as lifetime when we were kids, and this is essentially the same vaccine... unless they enhanced the ones they give now with whatever Pfizer and Bill Gates thinks we need.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2023 07:23 PM (BxZVd)

214 I thought female sex organs were a myth.
Posted by: wth
Sometimes, they are a Mrs.
-- Mike Tyson
Posted by: Tonypete at

LMAO

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 30, 2023 07:24 PM (EV2fX)

215 I was at an Austrian School Chinese restaurant and it was pretty good, but they insisted on talking about FED policy and how the compromise on the debt limit was going to affect the status of the US Dollar as the world reserve currency.

Oh, and for some reason I got the choice between a fortune cookie and a sopapilla.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:24 PM (xhaym)

216 203 Wow the character limit now in place does not allow me to re-post AlextheChick's epic and profane rant about how Democrats only value women because of their lady parts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (p/MXy)

Darn. Can you link it? Or post in two parts?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 07:24 PM (OX9vb)

217 Has the War on Poverty worked?

No, of course not. But Democrats feel better stealing your money to make themselves feel better

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2023 07:25 PM (p/MXy)

218 Gold Dust body with female sex organs.

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at May 30, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

219 >>> If the remake of The Little Mermaid cuts out the romantic angle, and the guy doesn't save her at the end, why do you need the guy in the story?

The musical version is honestly the best of all the Disney little mermaid stories. Ariel and Eric connect through dancing, and other ways you connect without words. So when he has to choose between Ariel and the woman with the voice, he chooses Ariel, aw! And he still gets to be manly and brave and heroic. Just use the original musical romance! But of course, Disney can't use that.

I will also point out that in conservative Utah, this is one of the TOP shows picked for local theatre. Even though a standard part of the show is that Ursula is played by a man in drag. No one cares. They love it. So Disney ALSO chickened out, not having a drag man play Ursula on screen. (Which will never work in homophobic Asia and Middle East.) Yet were happy to cast a black Ariel and have anyone that raised an eyebrow to that choice be called racist.

There's a lot of Afro Caribbean influence in the Disney version, with Sebastian and others, so it's fine if they wanted to do that. But then why not go all black cast. Really push it.

Idiots.

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (+mkOR)

220 @208: "That is the day you stop being a Libertarian and ~~run to the government to 'fix what is wrong'~~ become a pirate who knows a thing or two about underground excavation and controlled demolition."

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (k1Qly)

221 I would like to drive to Mesico, get lots of fentanyl from the mesacans, then bring it to blue democrat cities and hand it out fo phree.

A Man Can Dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

222 "Do you think I would look good in Sunny's dress?" - David French.

"Bitch, that's my dress to steal!"

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (6I7Hj)

223 having had chicken pox as a kid doesn't protect you from shingles later in life.

As I understand it, having chicken pox is what makes it possible for you to get shingles later on, as some of the virus lingers in your system and later activates. Or something like that. I am not a doctor like Jill Biden.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (0hOvj)

224 So you build your dream house, then I buy the land upwind from you and build and operate my hog slaughtering plant.

That is the day you stop being a Libertarian and run to the government to "fix what is wrong".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:22 PM (YXHzG)

Nah, I'd probably feed you to your pigs one day.

I can be a nice neighbor, but I don't have to be a nice neighbor. Your choice.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (BxZVd)

225 Ear punches though? There's really only room on most human earlobes for one punch, so that would be two chances, and then you'd run into the ones with gauged ears, which might confuse the count.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 07:05 PM (ou9hh)

Plenty of room on the pinnae for notches

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:27 PM (xhaym)

226 LOL, law school teaches you to "speak in threes"?

Only the cheap third-tier law schools are still doing the "speaking in threes" thing. The top-drawer schools teach speaking in fives or sixes these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 07:27 PM (guGkK)

227 Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.

I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.

Part 1

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2023 07:27 PM (p/MXy)

228 Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2023 07:25 PM (p/MXyid

OTOH I'd say the Democrat War on Women has been way more effective than the fake one they used to claim was happening.

Anyone complained about the a Republican war on women lately or nah bro

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:27 PM (lX8VI)

229 >>> Wow the character limit now in place

The barrel, it weeps for what once was.

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 07:27 PM (+mkOR)

230 Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

Part 2

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2023 07:28 PM (p/MXy)

231 That is the day you stop being a Libertarian and run to the government to "fix what is wrong".

But no decent person would ever build a slaughter operation upwind from nice folks.

That's when I quit being a conservative. Contemporary Conservatism is the "No True Scottsman" argument.

Posted by: Nope at May 30, 2023 07:28 PM (WuISj)

232 218 Gold Dust body with female sex organs.
Posted by: Stevie Nicks at May 30, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

Pretty body with female sex organs
--Roy Orbison

Long cool body with female sex organs in a black dress
--The Hollies

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:28 PM (x5hic)

233 When I was a kid, if a neighbor kid got chicken pox all the local parents would throw a chicken pox party so we could all get it. Same with measles.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2023 07:28 PM (MeG8a)

234 I miss AtC

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 30, 2023 07:29 PM (vHIgi)

235 159 I am assured that my Congessman's lips are firmly attached to Mc Carthy's ass
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 07:09 PM

What a coincidence! My senator's lips are firmly attached to Mitch McConnell's ass!

Posted by: Iowa Voter and Guardsman that worked with Joni Ernst at May 30, 2023 07:29 PM (NCgXW)

236 this country got ruined by the advertising and marketing industries
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (V13WU)
'

No, all of them got ruined by leftist zealots trying to sell something other than what the client is trying to sell the customer.

Its supposed to be about ME, the customer, wanting this BEER from the client. NOT adding in your social messages subtly or overtly.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

237 I'd recommend the shingles shot. Having had shingles, it is not for the faint hearted. Pure misery.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2023 07:29 PM (MeG8a)

238 As I understand it, having chicken pox is what makes it possible for you to get shingles later on, as some of the virus lingers in your system and later activates. Or something like that. I am not a doctor like Jill Biden.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (0hOvj)

Not exactly. It doesn't much matter when you get exposed to the virus. Bottom line is, the vaccine WAS oversold decades ago, and whatever extras they're putting in the new ones... I guess we have to wait to find out.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2023 07:30 PM (BxZVd)

239 When I was a kid, if a neighbor kid got chicken pox all the local parents would throw a chicken pox party so we could all get it. Same with measles.

Measles was a lot more serious but yeah I remember people doing that with Chicken Pox. Why? Because while it is itchy and sucks, its not dangerous to kids but its potentially lethal to adults. Best to get it young and get it over with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:30 PM (0hOvj)

240 How do you have female sex organs but you're not a female?

Satan really needs to get to work on his logic skills.
Posted by: ... at May
_______________

The modern left:

1. "Follow the Science." (Which implies that objective laws govern the physical universe.)

2. The Science was developed by white men and is inherently racist, sexist and subjective.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 30, 2023 07:30 PM (FL+II)

241 229 >>> Wow the character limit now in place

The barrel, it weeps for what once was.
Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 07:27 PM (+mkOR)

Don't ask for whom the barrel weeps

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (x5hic)

242 Nah, I'd probably feed you to your pigs one day.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (BxZVd)

As long as you didn't use FORCE that would be okey dokie by Libertarian principles.

Trickery, subtle traps, concealed trap doors....

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

243
As I understand it, having chicken pox is what makes it possible for you to get shingles later on, as some of the virus lingers in your system and later activates. Or something like that. I am not a doctor like Jill Biden.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:26
PM

shingles

would not recommend

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (ENBF0)

244 I'd recommend the shingles shot. Having had shingles, it is not for the faint hearted.

Same. I didn't have a very strong case and it still was awful.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (0hOvj)

245 Film remakes greenlit and in the works:

Scent of a Body with Female Sex Organs
Pretty Body With Female Sex Organs
Wonder Body With Female Sex Organs
The Other Body With Female Sex Organs
What Bodies With Female Sex Organs Want

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (guGkK)

246 That’s not menses leaking from your sphincter, Butch.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (mVWA6)

247 234 I miss AtC
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 30, 2023 07:29 PM (vHIgi)

Same.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

248 As I understand it, having chicken pox is what makes it possible for you to get shingles later on, as some of the virus lingers in your system and later activates. Or something like that. I am not a doctor like Jill Biden.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:26 PM (0hOvj)

The virus remains in the system and is suppressed by your immune system until either your immune system is compromised or it "forgets" how to deal with the virus, and it comes back.
Suppression can be by stress, age or ill health, and your body "remembers" how to deal with the virus by being updated by contact with (generally) kids with chickenpox.
The old stereotype of the old curmudgeon who gets shingles is based on a bit of reality

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:32 PM (xhaym)

249 The barrel, it weeps for what once was.
Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 07:27 PM (+mkOR)

Don't ask for whom the barrel weeps
Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (x5hic)

That's tight.

Posted by: Zombie John Donne at May 30, 2023 07:32 PM (PiwSw)

250 Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 30, 2023 07:14 PM (A3/2z)

A few years ago, a McDonald's opened up by my parents' house. It was staffed by people, um, several shades darker than the average local and sure enough, I got ignored at the counter. Oh, and they were swearing around my four-year-old too.

The only way that place survived is the brand and its location next to the highway exit. My own mother, who used to love their coffee, stopped going there.

Posted by: pookysgirl was taught to not put up with certain things at May 30, 2023 07:32 PM (dtlDP)

251 I am assured that my Congessman's lips are firmly attached to Mc Carthy's ass
Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 07:09 PM

What a coincidence! My senator's lips are firmly attached to Mitch McConnell's ass!
Posted by: Iowa Voter

As they say, if you're not the head of the human centipede, the view never changes.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 30, 2023 07:32 PM (EV2fX)

252 @243: "shingles would not recommend"

Nope. I never knew it could hurt so much to take off a pair of pants. Holy hell. I'm just glad I was young at the time and it was a "mild" case lasting a few days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM (k1Qly)

253 240 The modern left:
1. "Follow the Science." (Which implies that objective laws govern the physical universe.)

2. The Science was developed by white men and is inherently racist, sexist and subjective.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 30, 2023 07:30 PM

I was raised in this heteronormative hellscape where my gender was assigned at birth. How do I know if I was misgendered? I can't get a leftist to tell me what a man or woman feels so I know how to properly identify myself, and not just live some false life society imposed on me.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM (NCgXW)

254 I had chicken pox as a kid. Then got shingles about a year ago. After you have chicken pox, the virus lies dormant in your system for decades and reappears as shingles induced by stress or who knows what. Shingles was an unpleasant 3-4 weeks but I still wouldn’t get the vax… it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I had a mild case….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM (xT8gx)

255 So you build your dream house, then I buy the land upwind from you and build and operate my hog slaughtering plant.
......

I lived across the street from a pig farm on Oahu in 1981. When the Kona winds picked up we'd have to leave for days. My buddy on unemployment used to say: "I'm on President Reagan's Surf Team!"

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

256 Have you ever been so miserable and afflicted that you prayed for the Good Lord to make up his mind and be done with you?
Yeah. Shingles.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM (MeG8a)

257 That’s not menses leaking from your sphincter, Butch.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (mVWA6)

"Oh look, I'm having my period for the fourth time this week!"

-- Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM (guGkK)

258 Pookysgirl

Found a Konosuba art book today at Books-a-Million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2023 07:34 PM (p/MXy)

259 Cal Worthington commercials would be considered unwoke.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 30, 2023 07:34 PM (lz5hY)

260 Film remakes greenlit and in the works:

Scent of a Body with Female Sex Organs
Pretty Body With Female Sex Organs
Wonder Body With Female Sex Organs
The Other Body With Female Sex Organs
What Bodies With Female Sex Organs Want
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (guGkK)

She has Female Sex Organs....
Wo Wo Wo
She has Female Sex Organs....
And the person with Female Sex Organs is Mine!

--- Tom Jones
Wo Wo Wo

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:34 PM (eoQWY)

261 And God Created Body With Female Sex Organs

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2023 07:34 PM (lX8VI)

262 256 Have you ever been so miserable and afflicted that you prayed for the Good Lord to make up his mind and be done with you?
Yeah. Shingles.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM (MeG8a)

*Kidney Stones has entered the chat*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 07:34 PM (PiwSw)

263 Nope. I never knew it could hurt so much to take off a pair of pants.

Two kids and a mortgage later - I kinda' do.

Posted by: Nope at May 30, 2023 07:35 PM (WuISj)

264 Ear punches though? There's really only room on most human earlobes for one punch, so that would be two chances, and then you'd run into the ones with gauged ears, which might confuse the count.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

ValleyVet has bags of cattle ear tags for sale at reasonable prices.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete

Gotta get a bag of those castration o-rings and a pair of pliers to install them with. Mandatory o-ring on yer nutsack prior to any narcan shot.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 30, 2023 07:35 PM (3CCua)

265 I've always said that we will know we became a libertarian country when people step over the dead drug-addict child prostitute on the sidewalk and think nothing of it.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:09 PM (YXHzG)

If I believed that of Libertarians I would hate libertarians. Of course that was also said that would happen if Reagan became president, too.

But, hey, Libertarians are soulless monsters. Because you said so.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:35 PM (xhaym)

266 I hope the saying, "If you're explaining you're losing" is true.

Because tonight's Quick Hits has excellent examples of the Leftists doin' a lot of 'splainin'. 'Splainin' why some women are real women but not women-women or something like that, and how Kama-lama-ding-dong is actually using high-powered lawyer-speak when she blabbers nonsense.

Posted by: Gref at May 30, 2023 07:35 PM (AMIL/)

267 When I was a kid, if a neighbor kid got chicken pox all the local parents would throw a chicken pox party so we could all get it. Same with measles.

Measles was a lot more serious but yeah I remember people doing that with Chicken Pox. Why? Because while it is itchy and sucks, its not dangerous to kids but its potentially lethal to adults. Best to get it young and get it over with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 07:30 PM

Chicken pox was not a big deal when I was a kid but my brother and I got measles when I was in the second grade, it nearly killed both of us and we were sick for a month. Ruined our eyesight and we both had to wear glasses from then on. My sister never got it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2023 07:36 PM (ncXxy)

268 263 Nope. I never knew it could hurt so much to take off a pair of pants.

Two kids and a mortgage later - I kinda' do.
Posted by: Nope at May 30, 2023 07:35 PM (WuISj)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:36 PM (x5hic)

269 Never had kidney stones, but so I've heard...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2023 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

270 257 That’s not menses leaking from your sphincter, Butch.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 30, 2023 07:31 PM (mVWA6)

"Oh look, I'm having my period for the fourth time this week!"

-- Dylan Mulvaney
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 07:33 PM

It always seems to strike after eating at Taco Bell...

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at May 30, 2023 07:37 PM (NCgXW)

271 Anna Puma, thanks. AtC is never not clear.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 07:38 PM (es+yV)

272 248 The virus remains in the system and is suppressed by your immune system until either your immune system is compromised or it "forgets" how to deal with the virus, and it comes back.
Suppression can be by stress, age or ill health, and your body "remembers" how to deal with the virus by being updated by contact with (generally) kids with chickenpox.
The old stereotype of the old curmudgeon who gets shingles is based on a bit of reality

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:32 PM (xhaym)

Suppression can be ... removed? by stress, age or ill health

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:38 PM (x5hic)

273 Beautiful evening out thar; cooling off.

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2023 07:38 PM (T4tVD)

274 nood hugs not drugs ace

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:39 PM (x5hic)

275 I remember the famous time Eisenhower forced every house in America to be rebuilt.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

Actually it was Ceausescu, and you wouldn't believe what happened next!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:39 PM (xhaym)

276 *Kidney Stones has entered the chat*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 07:34 PM (PiwSw)

Years ago I thought I was getting a kidney stone, sharp lower back pain ect. Two days later I was integrating a horse into our herd. She spun on me and kicked me in the back with both back feet. I was laid up for 2 weeks, but never had kidney issues after that.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 30, 2023 07:39 PM (OgrpQ)

277
Democrats only value women because of their lady parts.

Well, it works doesn't it?

Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 30, 2023 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

278 When ever I see DU my brain extrapolates it out to DUmmy.

Posted by: Bosk at May 30, 2023 07:17 PM (VMFAF)

Ducks Unlimited

Posted by: clutch at May 30, 2023 07:40 PM (9UmRs)

279 So you build your dream house, then I buy the land upwind from you and build and operate my hog slaughtering plant.

That is the day you stop being a Libertarian and run to the government to "fix what is wrong".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 07:22 PM (YXHzG)

No that is when you get sued for "taking" or damaging a persons property.
See, you don't understand the problem, you just equate Carmel California hippies with Libertarians. It is a common problem because most people think Carmel Heights Hippies ARE libertarians.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM (xhaym)

280 No Body With Female Sex Organs No Cry
- Bob Marley and the Wailers

Black Magic Body With Female Sex Organs
- Santana

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 30, 2023 07:42 PM (lNO6i)

281 I have an observation to make.

Bud stock closed today at $54.26 with a market cap of $108.2 billion.

On March 31st it closed at $66.73, or 123% more than today. which would make the market cap of $133 billion. Now $133B- $108B comes out to a $25 billion loss of market cap.

Why is everyone saying that the marketing fiasco only trimmed $15 billion? Looks to me it is 67% worse than $15B. Am I doing something wrong?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2023 07:45 PM (17s+e)

282 Kidney stones. We had a greedy old fucker in the mill. Used to run his incentive production so high the union would be on his ass. Every five years when he got the 13 week vacation, he'd sell back 11 only because he couldn't sell 13. Kidney stone hit him, doubled over in pain. Hauled him out on a gurney. Old fart was back in three hours, griping about having to make up for lost time. He held out to the last for retirement, and two weeks after the watch presentation and handshake, he made the deceased brothers on the union bulletin board.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 30, 2023 07:45 PM (lz5hY)

283 Suppression can be ... removed? by stress, age or ill health
Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:38 PM (x5hic)

Yes, also, the immune system can forget how to react to the virus which is why there is speculation that the mRNA jabs are causing an increase in incidence, The immune response is reset by continued exposure, and if there is no immune reaction then there is no relearning or fighting the virus.
(my knowledge of this is from a couple of lectures and what I learned from an ex-GF who was a lab tech who worked in an immunology lab)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:53 PM (xhaym)

284 283 Suppression can be ... removed? by stress, age or ill health
Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:38 PM (x5hic)

Yes, also, the immune system can forget how to react to the virus which is why there is speculation that the mRNA jabs are causing an increase in incidence, The immune response is reset by continued exposure, and if there is no immune reaction then there is no relearning or fighting the virus.
(my knowledge of this is from a couple of lectures and what I learned from an ex-GF who was a lab tech who worked in an immunology lab)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 07:53 PM (xhaym)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:54 PM (x5hic)

285 282 Kidney stones. We had a greedy old fucker in the mill. Used to run his incentive production so high the union would be on his ass. Every five years when he got the 13 week vacation, he'd sell back 11 only because he couldn't sell 13. Kidney stone hit him, doubled over in pain. Hauled him out on a gurney. Old fart was back in three hours, griping about having to make up for lost time. He held out to the last for retirement, and two weeks after the watch presentation and handshake, he made the deceased brothers on the union bulletin board.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 30, 2023 07:45 PM (lz5hY)

Good story.

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:57 PM (x5hic)

286 Long time lurker here.

Apropos of nothing, is Dos Equis considered a quality beer?

Posted by: 144 at May 30, 2023 08:07 PM (21dSF)

287 When will this country get to the end of the line with this nonsense and we all run screaming through the streets with sticks?

Posted by: AnnaS at May 30, 2023 08:11 PM (bbqHZ)

288 Long time lurker here.

Apropos of nothing, is Dos Equis considered a quality beer?

Posted by: 144

The XX in a brown bottle YES. In a green bottle NO.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2023 08:13 PM (17s+e)

289 286 Long time lurker here. Apropos of nothing, is Dos Equis considered a quality beer? Posted by: 144 at May 30, 2023 08:07 PM (21dSF)

I prefer Modela Negra.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 30, 2023 08:15 PM (+DS2f)

290 Where are you getting that from, Diversity Hire?
No, the proper phrasing is, "Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City 'Sailor wanna hump-hump' bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

Posted by: GWB at May 30, 2023 08:21 PM (t+Wem)

291 I have an observation to make.

Bud stock closed today at $54.26 with a market cap of $108.2 billion.

On March 31st it closed at $66.73, or 123% more than today. which would make the market cap of $133 billion. Now $133B- $108B comes out to a $25 billion loss of market cap.

Why is everyone saying that the marketing fiasco only trimmed $15 billion? Looks to me it is 67% worse than $15B. Am I doing something wrong?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2023 07:45 PM (17s+e)

Burn the Math Witch!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 30, 2023 09:15 PM (aD39U)

292 They’re not suuuper hero’s. They’re thuuuuuper hero’s

Posted by: Gman at May 30, 2023 09:24 PM (NvorH)

293 My 2¢ worth, less tax:
🎵🎸
American body with female sex organs
Stay away from me-ee
American body with female sex organs
Mama let me be-ee

Posted by: mindful webworker channeling Guess Who Updated at May 30, 2023 10:58 PM (6mogZ)

294 Bill Kristol....A dick

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 31, 2023 12:39 AM (ztQ7U)

295 Girl, you'll be a woman soon.
Soon, you'll need a biologist.
---
She takes just like a woman
She makes love just like a woman
And she aches just like a woman
But I don't know what those are, I'm not a biologist
---
Alimony, alimony paying your bills
Living, loving, she's just a... Hey, what is she anyway?
When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills
Living, loving, she's just... um, something. I don't pretend to know anything about her.
---
Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, give your smile to a biologist
Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you'll let me identify you

Posted by: ChrisW at May 31, 2023 02:11 AM (PEgT0)

296 She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me because I self-identify as a biologist
---
When my soul was in the lost and found
You came along to claim it
I didn't know just what was wrong with me
Till your kiss helped me name it
Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for
And if I make you happy, I don't need to do more
'Cause as a biologist you identified me
As a biologist you identified me
As a biologist you identified me as a natural woman

Thank you gentlemen and whoever biologists identify as ladies, the boys and I are going to take a short break but when we come back, we'll play Modern Woman, Honky Tonk Woman, LA Woman, American Woman and Bess, You Is My Woman Now.

Posted by: ChrisW at May 31, 2023 02:12 AM (PEgT0)

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Posted by: Zara at May 31, 2023 06:18 AM (ckumn)

299 A conservative MacDonalds is one where they defecate in the toilets, rather than on the sidewalk.

Posted by: LordAzrael at May 31, 2023 11:46 PM (j1las)

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