Hugs Not Drugs Cafe

Mulagljufur Canyon, Iceland
by @ronald_soethje

Kitten discovering her own feet.

Boing boing boing boing...

A very happy young fox prances about.

Fox kit wants some Mommy Time.

As does this little chimp.

Duncanthrax, you'll be interested to know this: Bats only choose a single mate their entire lives.

A swarm of flightless sea-bats and their cubs.

Horse playing soccer.

Attentive dog vs. inattentive dog.

Cat Evel Knieval.

Monkey drops his banana.

I must herd you.

So much going on here.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/MUxJqgtjzA
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Curious lion cub.. 😊

Watch until the end.. pic.twitter.com/alh8VasNaW
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 30, 2023

Hugs not drugs. But JackStraw won't listen.

Twitter needs this.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/a9X14rk2lh
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Hugs not drugs, JackStraw.

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2023 07:36 PM (ncXxy)

2 Good job, Mr Scott.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2023 07:37 PM (oJm/a)

3 Awe cute lion cub

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 30, 2023 07:39 PM (Eeb9P)

4 Yea Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 30, 2023 07:39 PM (CQg5Y)

5 Bats! We have bats!!! O frabjous day!!!!

* tips hat toward Ace *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

6 Awwwww, puppy hug!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 30, 2023 07:40 PM (v0mat)

7 Bello needs a double play

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at May 30, 2023 07:40 PM (Eeb9P)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM (xhxe8)

9 i think Duncanthrax is going to be very disappointed

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

10 Lion cub is really kewt. And scary. Scary kewt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM (RIvkX)

11 maybe not the exact varieties of bat you were hoping for, Duncanthrax

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

12 Bats is like the chicken of the sea.

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 07:42 PM (iayUP)

13 MF'er Canyon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

14 Our dog is very feline and would have zero interest in a ball.

Our dog is a transcat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2023 07:43 PM (RIvkX)

15 >>> Bats is like the chicken of the sea.

The chicken of the caves?

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 07:43 PM (+mkOR)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2023 07:44 PM (T4tVD)

17 Great selections today, ace!
As usual.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2023 07:44 PM (MeG8a)

18
Penguin #1: Do you like Pina Coladas?

Penguin #2: And get caught in the rain?

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 07:44 PM (iayUP)

19 That lion cub needs to work on his roar, and one day he can be the king of pride rock.

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 07:45 PM (+mkOR)

20 So are people from Iceland scandis too, or no?

I would imagine they are all highly genetically connected.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2023 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

21 That lion cub needs to work on his roar, and one day he can be the king of pride rock.
Posted by: LizLem

Or King of the Road, even.

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2023 07:46 PM (T4tVD)

22 Kitten discovering her own feet is so kewt!

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:46 PM (x5hic)

23 maybe not the exact varieties of bat you were hoping for, Duncanthrax
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM

Arrrrghhhh!!! Twitter can be slow-loading, and that perversely polymorphic Big Penguin took advantage!

* shakes fist *

Curse you, Big Penguin!!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

24 The greyhound saw that trick at a Caesar's Palace magic show.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 07:47 PM (PiwSw)

25 Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip

Are we ever gonna get any rain ?

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2023 07:47 PM (T4tVD)

26 Penguins never get divorced?

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:47 PM (v0R5T)

27 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 30, 2023 07:47 PM (vHIgi)

28 20 So are people from Iceland scandis too, or no?

I would imagine they are all highly genetically connected.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2023 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

Except Björk. Björk is an alien.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 07:48 PM (PiwSw)

29 10 Lion cub is really kewt. And scary. Scary kewt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM (RIvkX)

22 Kitten discovering her own feet is so kewt!
Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:46 PM (x5hic)

I hadn't seen your "kewt" when I posted my "kewt." Horda mind meld!

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:48 PM (x5hic)

30 I have a heath kit.

Posted by: Mother heath at May 30, 2023 07:48 PM (63Dwl)

31 Great videos of Redd Foxes, Lamont!

Posted by: 496 at May 30, 2023 07:49 PM (2j34C)

32 Are we ever gonna get any rain ?
Posted by: JT

Look at my yard you would think this is August.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2023 07:49 PM (oJm/a)

33 Penguin #1: Do you like Pina Coladas?

Penguin #2: And get caught in the ~~rain~~ freezing ass sleet?
Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 07:44 PM (iayUP)

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

34 @22: "Kitten discovering her own feet is so kewt!"

Almost as cute as when they discover gravity and start pushing things off tables just to be sure it happens again and again.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 07:49 PM (k1Qly)

35 Even wild young animals get the zoomies
Saw a fox run across the street this morning right around the corner.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 07:49 PM (xhxe8)

36 Penguins never even get married. There's really not much point. What kind of community property could they have anyway?

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)

37 34 @22: "Kitten discovering her own feet is so kewt!"

Almost as cute as when they discover gravity and start pushing things off tables just to be sure it happens again and again.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 07:49 PM (k1Qly)

That's cute AND productive!

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:50 PM (x5hic)

38 I'm not sure the prancing foxlet is happy.

Looks more like he's running away from something stinging his tail to me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 07:50 PM (ou9hh)

39 I just learned how to bookmark a pdf. Time for a well-deserved, late-afternoon nap!

Posted by: SFGoth at May 30, 2023 07:51 PM (KAi1n)

40 Bonus for the cafe: an AI-generated Joe Biden McDonalds commercial. It's *amazing*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2wrBt7QaXM

Posted by: Ian S. at May 30, 2023 07:51 PM (X4R3E)

41 Tomorrow is home inspection and survey at the new digs in PA.

Hopefully nothing remarkable turns up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 30, 2023 07:52 PM (up/3i)

42 That lion cub needs to work on his roar, and one day he can be the king of pride rock.
Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 07:45 PM

You don't scare me. Work on it!

Posted by: Zombie Gunny Hartman at May 30, 2023 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

43 " So are people from Iceland scandis too, or no?

I would imagine they are all highly genetically connected."

I was talking about this with my cousin yesterday.

Apparently genetic analysis of Icelandic DNA indicated high numbers of male scandinavian ancestors, and high numbers of celtic female ancestors.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 07:53 PM (ou9hh)

44 Horda-->Horde

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 07:53 PM (x5hic)

45 Almost as cute as when they discover gravity and start pushing things off tables just to be sure it happens again and again.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 07:49 PM

No...they're just doing it to be assholes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2023 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)

46

Those puppies look delicious!

Posted by: Barky Obummer at May 30, 2023 07:54 PM (E/ojx)

47 >>Are we ever gonna get any rain ?
Posted by: JT

It stopped raining the moment I planted my garden. No rain forecasted for at least the next two weeks. I had to buy a sprinkler.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

48 Baby lion is mad the music stopped.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2023 07:55 PM (R/m4+)

49 Penguins never even get married. There's really not much point. What kind of community property could they have anyway?
Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 07:50 PM

Piles of utterly foul fowl feces.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

50

Must. Not. Fap!!!!!

Posted by: Capt. Picardo at May 30, 2023 07:56 PM (E/ojx)

51 Sheep dogs just love to herd.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 30, 2023 07:56 PM (ufFY8)

52 maybe not the exact varieties of bat you were hoping for, Duncanthrax
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 07:57 PM (V13WU)

53 Tomorrow is home inspection and survey at the new digs in PA.

Hopefully nothing remarkable turns up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Welcome to Pa.

There's a Secret Law here prohibiting road repair. !

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2023 07:58 PM (T4tVD)

54 "Piles of utterly foul fowl feces.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

One of nature's most worthless animals.

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 08:00 PM (iayUP)

55 The 'bat' on the right said, "I tested positive for monkeypox."
The one on the left shook its head and said, "I shannot believe it! I simply shannot!".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 30, 2023 08:00 PM (ufFY8)

56 Duncanthrax is obsessed with feces. *German

let me see...*cough, cough, me-me-me-do-re-me-do

Jeder Tag war ein Fest,
Und was jetzt? Pest, die Pest!
Nur ein groß' Leichenfest,
Das ist der Rest...

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:00 PM (V13WU)

57 >>>Twitter needs this..

I find that claim is more often than not... False.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2023 08:00 PM (klJTj)

58 53 If the Department of Environmental Protection shows up, don't answer the door unless you have a backhoe, you're prepared to use it, and can keep your mouth shut. Biggest pricks in the Commonwealth are the DEP toadies.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 30, 2023 08:02 PM (lz5hY)

59 56 Jeder Tag war ein Fest,
Und was jetzt? Pest, die Pest!
Nur ein groß' Leichenfest,
Das ist der Rest...
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:00 PM (V13WU)

Simply die Best.

Posted by: m at May 30, 2023 08:02 PM (x5hic)

60 Apparently genetic analysis of Icelandic DNA indicated high numbers of male scandinavian ancestors, and high numbers of celtic female ancestors.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 07:53 PM (ou9hh

Icelandair had an ad about that 50 years ago or so. About how the Vikings. convinced the prettiest Scottish and Irish girls to "accompany" them on the voyage to Iceland. Didn't mention that they were tied naked in the bottom of the boat, though.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 30, 2023 08:02 PM (ncNTU)

61 Are any of the old comments accessible? I just tried to look up a thread from 2013 and it came up lemons.

Thanks.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2023 08:03 PM (BcWEu)

62 People who eat pork by the ton are complaining about feces...mkay.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

63 Hugs AND drugs.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at May 30, 2023 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

64 What do you think you eat when you eat bacon...or baby back ribs ??

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

65 best not to think

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:05 PM (V13WU)

66 You know who else likes bats? Bacardi, they have bats on the gold and black rum bottles

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 08:05 PM (es+yV)

67 Bacardi is crap rum. You want rum, drink Mount Gay Master Select.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:06 PM (V13WU)

68 61 Are any of the old comments accessible? I just tried to look up a thread from 2013 and it came up lemons.

Thanks.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2023 08:03 PM (BcWEu)

++++

Yes. Edit the old comments link from:
*/minx.cc/?post=*
to
*/acecomments.mu.nu/?post=*

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2023 08:07 PM (klJTj)

69 Thank you very much Anon.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 30, 2023 08:09 PM (BcWEu)

70 runner, I use it my date loaf. Works plenty good.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 08:11 PM (es+yV)

71 No one can make decent Rum Punch except bajans. The best rum punch recipe is available in the world famous The Deplorable Gourmet cookbook.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:11 PM (V13WU)

72 http://minx.cc/?post=338777

becomes

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=338777

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2023 08:11 PM (klJTj)

73 It stopped raining the moment I planted my garden. No rain forecasted for at least the next two weeks. I had to buy a sprinkler.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

Pretty much here, too. Massive rains and snow right up until it was time to plant and nothing since.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 08:12 PM (xhaym)

74 date loaf ? what is that ?

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

75 Border collies herding ducks is a traditional Scottish Games competition. Why you ask? Probably can't get them doing the dancing well enough to compete without a special category.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 08:13 PM (xhaym)

76 gotta have a sprinkler

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:14 PM (V13WU)

77 >53 Tomorrow is home inspection and survey at the new digs in PA.

Hopefully nothing remarkable turns up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Welcome to Pa.

There's a Secret Law here prohibiting road repair. !

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2023 07:58 PM (T4tVD)

Where about in PA? There are quite a few morons who live in SEPA as near as I can tell.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 30, 2023 08:14 PM (gryET)

78
The 'bat' on the right said, "I tested positive for monkeypox."
The one on the left shook its head and said,

there's a bat room on the right.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2023 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

79 Watching this poor little town wither on the vine, becoming only a state highway going to Fort Smith, somebody took over a vacant building and opened a new business. The Dog Bakery. They're going to make dog treats and hear every lame joke in the world before they fold.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 30, 2023 08:15 PM (lz5hY)

80 https://createbakemake.com/easy-date-loaf-recipe/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2023 08:15 PM (klJTj)

81 What do you think you eat when you eat bacon...or baby back ribs ??
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:04 PM

Or pulled pork, or pastrami made from pork belly, or ham?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

82 Thomas Bender at May 30, 2023 07:52 PM
Good luck 👍

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 08:16 PM (xhxe8)

83 runner, a dense cake made with dates and rum and then aged in rum soaked cheese cloth.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 08:18 PM (es+yV)

84 If there is a heaven its full of Golden Retriever puppies.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

85 I have a question for Horde parents:

I'm taking a Financial Peace class. The parents in the class were talking about how expensive fast food is. When the kids are going to sports or other activities, they stop for fast food. Why? My mom always packed sandwich stuff for trips. 12v fridges are pretty cheap and would make it simple to load up snacks in the summer. Am I missing something?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 08:19 PM (ouTlx)

86 The Café was founded with bats. It's truly sad to see how Big Penguin has infiltrated it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

87 Remember to stock up. Troonteenth begins in one day.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 30, 2023 08:20 PM (dN42F)

88 "Ten measures of plagues descended to the world; pigs took nine of them." The last one was taken by the bats.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:22 PM (V13WU)

89 Troonteenth. What will we think of next...

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:23 PM (V13WU)

90 If there is a heaven its full of Golden Retriever puppies.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Watch yer step.

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2023 08:23 PM (AwYPR)

91 I know it's June tomorrow, but I feel it should be July.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:23 PM (V13WU)

92 No , not tomorrow, a day after tomorrow.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:23 PM (V13WU)

93 >>I know it's June tomorrow, but I feel it should be July.

Posted by: runner

nope, it'll be May, one more time

Posted by: DB - at May 30, 2023 08:24 PM (geLO8)

94 I haven't seen any Pride Month decorations around town yet

Posted by: DB - at May 30, 2023 08:25 PM (geLO8)

95 I'm just glad the polar bear got his toy back

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:26 PM (0hOvj)

96 Sheep dogs just love to herd.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

What wolf behavior did that come from? I get tracking dogs like hounds, retrieving dogs like goldens and labs, guard dogs..... Are retrievers just enforcing "the pack," but with only one actual canine in the pack?

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

97 Servilla of the Junii calls for justice.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 08:27 PM (es+yV)

98 "Are herders just enforcing....." Stupid fingers go faster than my brain.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 08:27 PM (DgGvY)

99 I got sea otters!!!! Neener Neener Neener!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2023 08:27 PM (U2p+3)

100 Sounds like Target might have caved. Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

101 Pride Month!!! *hic* *thud*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at May 30, 2023 08:28 PM (Xrfse)

102 who is benny johnson ?

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:29 PM (V13WU)

103 runner, a dense cake made with dates and rum and then aged in rum soaked cheese cloth.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'd stand in line for that and, being as I was in the military, I HATE lines.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 30, 2023 08:29 PM (CQg5Y)

104 My mom always packed sandwich stuff for trips. 12v fridges are pretty cheap and would make it simple to load up snacks in the summer. Am I missing something?

Young moms don't want to miss their phone time and online time. It takes maturity and responsibility to sacrifice your comfort and pleasure to serve others, something not a lot of people have to offer, particularly these days when there's 100 other things competing for your "me" time.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:29 PM (0hOvj)

105 well. ok, they acknowledge their mistake. misled by diversity position or whatever they have. can I go back to shopping at target now ?

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:30 PM (V13WU)

106 who is benny johnson ?
Posted by: runner

I don't know, but there's a good chance he's right.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

107 Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.

I dunno who that is but I believe it like I believe Schiff has evidence of anything.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:30 PM (0hOvj)

108 , a dense cake made with dates and rum and then aged in rum soaked cheese cloth.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'd stand in line for that and, being as I was in the military, I HATE lines.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 30, 2023 08:29 PM (CQg5Y)

anything soaked in rum cannot be bad

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:31 PM (V13WU)

109 There isn't a single retailer in America that will REMOVE their queer stuff on queer month.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:31 PM (0hOvj)

110 Sounds like Target might have caved. Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

——————-

Piss off the majority to please a small minority then go ahead and piss off that minority too. Brilliant!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 08:32 PM (u73oe)

111 >>I dunno who that is but I believe it like I believe Schiff has evidence of anything.

In at least one store its happened.

https://tinyurl.com/bdeec7m7

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

112 94 I haven't seen any Pride Month decorations around town yet
Posted by: DB - at May 30, 2023 08:25 PM (geLO

Last year I watched every episode of Lesbian week on Maury Povich. Five straight episodes and not one of them was the father of the baby. I mean, what are the odds?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 30, 2023 08:32 PM (z+89e)

113 hey, remember how they transported Horatio Nelson's body after Trafalgar? "Admiral Horatio Nelson was killed in the Battle of Trafalgar by a French sniper while topside his ship, HMS Victory. Following his victory at the Battle of Trafalgar, Nelson's body was preserved in a cask of brandy, or rum, to allow transport back to England. "

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:32 PM (V13WU)

114 Sounds like Target might have caved. Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm sure Targay thinks that'll bring the customers running back, just like Trannie Beer thought.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 30, 2023 08:32 PM (CQg5Y)

115 I am going to say rum. not brandy. historians better get that straight !

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:33 PM (V13WU)

116 >111 >>I dunno who that is but I believe it like I believe Schiff has evidence of anything.

In at least one store its happened.

https://tinyurl.com/bdeec7m7

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

I'd be very surprised it would be corporate wide. Target is uber woke and its 'pride month'.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 30, 2023 08:34 PM (gryET)

117 Good old Horatio Nelson.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:35 PM (V13WU)

118
When the kids are going to sports or other activities, they stop for fast food. Why?

Posted by: Notsothoreau

===========

Well, there are certain principles at play here.
1 - All drinks taste better with a straw.
2 - All burgers taste better when wrapped in paper.

etc.

But do not bend. My mom drove me crazy always saying "We have ice cream at home," and now you should see me. I'm the best little snack-packer on the road, and I drive with my own thermos of coffee.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2023 08:35 PM (lCaJd)

119 hey, remember how they transported Horatio Nelson's body after Trafalgar?

It wasn't all that rare, it was a way of transporting a body because they didn't exactly embalm anything

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:35 PM (0hOvj)

120 But do not bend. My mom drove me crazy always saying "We have ice cream at home," and now you should see me. I'm the best little snack-packer on the road, and I drive with my own thermos of coffee.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 30, 2023 08:35 PM (lCaJd)

How do you wrap ice cream?

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2023 08:37 PM (AwYPR)

121 How long until the fibbies blow up a target and blame it on white supremicists?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 08:37 PM (u73oe)

122 they tossed then overboard, not preserve them. Nelson was a special cask...

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:37 PM (V13WU)

123 Sounds like Target might have caved. Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.
Posted by: JackStraw

Piss off the majority to please a small minority then go ahead and piss off that minority too. Brilliant!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Obligatory:
https://i.imgur.com/St269ap.png

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 08:38 PM (DgGvY)

124 @119 It wasn't all that rare, it was a way of transporting a body because they didn't exactly embalm anything

----

Either that, or pickling.

Posted by: junior at May 30, 2023 08:38 PM (xPGss)

125 >>I'd be very surprised it would be corporate wide. Target is uber woke and its 'pride month'.

I would be too. In very liberal areas why bother?

But between this, Bed, Bath and Beyond and Bud it does seem that when we get pissed off enough to actually take action it has positive consequences for us.

When we literally become literal economic terrorists we literally get results.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

126 @121, there is that matter of 30 tons of missing ammonia nitrate....

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2023 08:40 PM (oWBc3)

127 Thinking of having a white russian...don't tell nobody.

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2023 08:41 PM (AwYPR)

128 I got sea otters!!!! Neener Neener Neener!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2023 08:27 PM

Notice that they slipped in under the bat label, as well.

Whether that is due to the metastasizing perfidiousness of Big Penguin, or just an attempt to associate themselves with the wholesome and lovable bat brand remains to be seen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

129 Thinking of having a white russian...don't tell nobody.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2023 08:41 PM

Good choice.

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2023 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

130 Whether that is due to the metastasizing perfidiousness of Big Penguin, or just an attempt to associate themselves with the wholesome and lovable bat brand remains to be seen.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Neener Neener Neener!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2023 08:44 PM (U2p+3)

131 Target already is getting bomb threats from the freakies, guess what happens if they yank the groomer wear?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:45 PM (0hOvj)

132 Target already is getting bomb threats from the freakies, guess what happens if they yank the groomer wear?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:45 PM (0hOvj)

queertrans supremicists, huh?

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2023 08:47 PM (AwYPR)

133 Cat Evel Knieval.
Posted by: Ace

Forget the cat.

Check out the dude that gets a cat to do tricks!

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

134 I got sea otters!!!! Neener Neener Neener!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Notice that they slipped in under the bat label, as well.

Whether that is due to the metastasizing perfidiousness of Big Penguin, or just an attempt to associate themselves with the wholesome and lovable bat brand remains to be seen.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Well, they can't merge their brands.

Nobody's gonna click on a link that says "botter."

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 08:48 PM (DgGvY)

135 Plus, Nelson wasn't a big guy, so he fit right in there

Posted by: DB - at May 30, 2023 08:49 PM (geLO8)

136 Bodies don't keep in summer temperatures, and a boat is a real bad place to try to keep one around. (Hence burial at sea) the treatment they gave Nelson's body was the only shot they had at bringing it back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2023 08:50 PM (S6gqv)

137 Do sea otters get their own pride month?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 08:51 PM (u73oe)

138 AZ deplorable , one coming your way. It is especially good with a slice of cheese

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 08:52 PM (es+yV)

139 the treatment they gave Nelson's body was the only shot they had at bringing it back.

Yeah, usually they were buried at sea (wrapped in cloth, stitch through the nose to make sure they are really dead, roundshot at their feet to make sure they sink). But Nelson was such a vast hero at that point they wanted him to be buried in state and get that big pillar in Trafalgar Square.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 08:54 PM (0hOvj)

140 137 Do sea otters get their own pride month?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Sea Otter Awareness Week, sept 17-23.

Don't worry, I'll remind you!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2023 08:54 PM (U2p+3)

141 Target is about to learn what:"sow the wind, reap the whirlwind " means.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2023 08:55 PM (S6gqv)

142 Do sea otters get their own pride month?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Lots of lions is a pride. Otters get a raft month.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

143 Ben Had!

could I still pass a breathalyzer after a piece?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2023 08:56 PM (U2p+3)

144 >>Plus, Nelson wasn't a big guy, so he fit right in there

Well he was missing a couple pieces.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

145 Good choice.

Posted by: The Dude at May 30, 2023 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

generic khalua, Reyka (Icelandic) vodka, half and half...might have 2.

Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2023 08:56 PM (AwYPR)

146 Pride, and Sneakiness. Proud Sneakiness.

Posted by: River Otter at May 30, 2023 08:56 PM (SYTee)

147 I can see that you might want warm food in the winter. And I understand that fasry food means you don't have to make dinner. But this is a group of folks that want to be debt free.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 08:57 PM (ouTlx)

148 5'6''. he was short.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:57 PM (V13WU)

149 By today's standards.

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:58 PM (V13WU)

150 The Target Board of Directors must have met a voted to get rid of the fag/groomer, and all the "merchandise."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 30, 2023 08:58 PM (vg8N1)

151 nurse,probably not.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 08:58 PM (es+yV)

152 Hidden ball trick: Looks like the yellow lab over on the right knows what's up. He's seen this before.

Posted by: micky at May 30, 2023 08:59 PM (3byMq)

153 It was rumored that Nelson got home but the sailors drank the preservative rum enroute

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 08:59 PM (xhaym)

154 Remember that nurse has an official sea otter flag.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 09:00 PM (es+yV)

155 @45: "No...they're just doing it to be assholes."

I have a very specific recollection from my college years; passed out and sleeping through a mild hangover on my couch, of course:

The sound of a half empty beer can being slid across a table, push by push by push, then an awkwardly long pause, as if kitty was savoring what would happen next, and one final thump of that beer can hitting the floor with flat suds bubbling up then soaking into the carpet.

I wish I could tell you that only happened once.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 09:02 PM (k1Qly)

156 Saw "Red Badge of Courage" today and now I want to make a Civil War dinner of sow belly and hardtack with some camp coffee. Maybe chaw for dessert.

Not even sure what hardtack is. Is it like cram?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2023 09:02 PM (WoAAk)

157 Not even sure what hardtack is. Is it like cram?

Its a sort of bread made from flour and water. Its hard as a brick

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:03 PM (0hOvj)

158 >>Not even sure what hardtack is. Is it like cram?

It's the lesser of two weevils.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

159 Hardtack

https://youtu.be/W9tdBrpp1V0

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:06 PM (ouTlx)

160 Not even sure what hardtack is.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Very very overdone bread. Just flour, water, and salt, baked until there's no hint of water within 50 yards of the oven.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

161 Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2023 09:02 PM (WoAAk)

What is cram?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 30, 2023 09:07 PM (nC+QA)

162 @159: "Posted by: Notsothoreau"

I was gonna post the same link. Glad I'm not the only Townsends fan!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 09:08 PM (k1Qly)

163 And Steve the MRE guy eats a Civil War hardtack biscuit:

https://youtu.be/Ga5JrN9DrVI

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:08 PM (ouTlx)

164 Monkey drops his banana.

I just spent 3 hours with 2 4 6 and 8 YOs with Bday cake.

Seen the very same expression.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:09 PM (BRHaw)

165 100 points awarded to JackStraw

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 09:09 PM (es+yV)

166 also hardtack

https://tinyurl.com/43nw3p7z

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

167 I watch several re-enactors. Always wanted to do that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:10 PM (ouTlx)

168 156 Saw "Red Badge of Courage" today and now I want to make a Civil War dinner of sow belly and hardtack with some camp coffee. Maybe chaw for dessert.

Not even sure what hardtack is. Is it like cram?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2023 09:02 PM (WoAAk)

Went to a camp near Richmond. Had some kind of biscuit that could be also ammo and a jar of some smoked then canned meat.
I could taste that for about 2 weeks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:11 PM (BRHaw)

169 What is cram?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 30, 2023 09:07 PM (nC+QA)

25 bucks...

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:11 PM (BRHaw)

170 I hope Jackstraw gets some help. And hugs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:11 PM (6VKyY)

171 who is benny johnson ?
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:29 PM (V13WU)

Cabdriver on Mars.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2023 09:12 PM (4I/2K)

172 Max Miller's delightful "Tasting History" show has a fun show on Hardtack

https://youtu.be/oPTdSMOQRnY

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:12 PM (0hOvj)

173 And Cowboy Kent does hardtack

https://youtu.be/oi3Z65y7TVc

I'd try the Townsend one myself.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:12 PM (ouTlx)

174
Saw "Red Badge of Courage" today and now I want to make a Civil War dinner of sow belly and hardtack with some camp coffee. Maybe chaw for dessert.

__________

The Civil War was won with coffee, salt pork and hardtack.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 09:14 PM (MoZTd)

175 Polliwog, I think it's Middle Earthican hardtack.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2023 09:14 PM (WoAAk)

176 Got some thunder boomers popping up here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 09:14 PM (u73oe)

177 Heard on MSNBC: Boycotting Target is “literally terrorism”

I shall terrorize them foreva then

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:15 PM (BRHaw)

178 How do Rooster Cogburn's 'corn dodgers' compare with hard tack for tooth cracking capabilities? Similar?

Posted by: micky at May 30, 2023 09:15 PM (3byMq)

179 Isn't hardtack just dried food? Like jerky and shit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:15 PM (6VKyY)

180 iirc, they'd take the hardtack ration and soak it in their daily rum ration, to make it soft enough to eat. Otherwise it'd be like trying to eat a chunk of cement.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2023 09:15 PM (S6gqv)

181 The Civil War was won with coffee, salt pork and hardtack.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 09:14 PM (MoZTd)

And a military industrial complex

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:16 PM (BRHaw)

182 More like kiln dried bricks than jerky and shit.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 09:16 PM (k1Qly)

183 Don’t shop at Target and I don’t drink beer anymore. Really hoping Marlboro stays out of this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2023 09:16 PM (u73oe)

184 who is benny johnson ?
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 08:29 PM (V13WU)

Cabdriver on Mars.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2023 09:12 PM (4I/2K)

He's got five kids to feed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 30, 2023 09:17 PM (aD39U)

185 I've decided this is all a scheme by Big China to get everyone to buy their shit off Amazon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:17 PM (6VKyY)

186 >>The Civil War was won with coffee, salt pork and hardtack.

The British Navy conquered the globe on hardtack, rum, sodomy and the lash.

Mostly rum.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

187 The Civil War was won with coffee, salt pork and hardtack.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 09:14 PM (MoZTd)

And a military industrial complex
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:16 PM (BRHaw)

And Hooker’s girls!

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 09:18 PM (V13WU)

188 Sounds like Target might have caved. Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.

--

Sorry, Target. You know the rules. You suck one dick and you're gay.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:19 PM (5/7b/)

189 ...or camp-followers if you will...

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 09:19 PM (V13WU)

190 How do Rooster Cogburn's 'corn dodgers' compare with hard tack for tooth cracking capabilities?

Corn Dodgers were a lot softer, and didn't last as long. They literally have samples of Civil War era hardtack that's still around.

Corn Dodgers are more like drier cornbread from what I can see

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:19 PM (0hOvj)

191 The British Navy conquered the globe on hardtack, rum, sodomy and the lash.

Mostly rum.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2023 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

Judges would have also accepted sodomy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:19 PM (BRHaw)

192 I know cram is from Lord of the Rings. So is lembas.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:20 PM (ouTlx)

193 I'd try the Townsend one myself.

Much more historically accurate, but Cowboy Kent is more entertaining.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:20 PM (0hOvj)

194 188 Sounds like Target might have caved. Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.

--

Sorry, Target. You know the rules. You suck one dick and you're gay.
Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:19 PM (5/7b/)

Yeah, ask Bud Light how that is working out for them. You can't unfuck this tuck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:20 PM (6VKyY)

195 Isn't hardtack just dried food? Like jerky and shit?

What kind of food do you eat?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2023 09:21 PM (eOEVl)

196 I would love to have a Border Collie but no way I could keep an ADD dog occupied.

Posted by: javems at May 30, 2023 09:22 PM (AmoqO)

197 That Cowboy Kent video has hot water cornbread. That might be the same as corn dodgers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:22 PM (ouTlx)

198 They literally have samples of Civil War era hardtack that's still around.
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Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 30, 2023 09:22 PM (WoAAk)

199 If a case of Bud Light fell off of the aisle end-cap in a Target store, would it make a sale?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2023 09:22 PM (e6UQI)

200
I would love to have a Border Collie but no way I could keep an ADD dog occupied.
Posted by: javems at May 30, 2023 09:22 PM (AmoqO)

_________

Not ADD, OCD.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 09:23 PM (MoZTd)

201 Yeah, ask Bud Light how that is working out for them. You can't unfuck this tuck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:20 PM (6VKyY)

I saw Untuck This Fuck open for Sex Pistols at the Agora in 1978.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:23 PM (BRHaw)

202 179 Isn't hardtack just dried food? Like jerky and shit?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:15 PM (6VKyY)

It was/is a kind of biscuit.

Posted by: javems at May 30, 2023 09:24 PM (AmoqO)

203 Yeah, ask Bud Light how that is working out for them. You can't unfuck this tuck.

--

Turns out that kids was the bridge too far. Which is good to see, frankly. I figured it was a coin toss.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:24 PM (5/7b/)

204 I would love to have a Border Collie but no way I could keep an ADD dog occupied.
Posted by: javems

Not ADD, OCD.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

If you give them more dog toys than they can count, will they spend all day running around the house making sure they've got all the toys herded into one corner of one room?

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

205 Some of the most expensive fuckups in the history of business are occurring weekly now.

All because the CSuite is full of idiots and had to hand the reigns to a DEI hire because Blackrock told them to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:26 PM (6VKyY)

206 I'm waiting to get the preserved fish they use to make dashi. I buy the shredded stuff for the cat. It's suppose to be a rock hard piece of processed skipjack tuna. If for some reason I don't want to eat it, I'm sure the cat will. I'm fascinated by how different cultures preserved and stored food.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:26 PM (ouTlx)

207 I remember going on a field trip when I was a kid and being shown hardtack and told that it was meant to be soaked before being eaten. It was purely a survival food, and I could certainly see samples somehow existing to this day.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:27 PM (5/7b/)

208 you can make your own hardtack

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 09:27 PM (V13WU)

209 If for some reason I don't want to eat it, I'm sure the cat will. I'm fascinated by how different cultures preserved and stored food.

I have wanted to try that, grate it up into soup or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:28 PM (0hOvj)

210 here is the recipe: take bread, slice it, dry it till it's unbreakable. you are done !

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 09:28 PM (V13WU)

211 Sounds like Target might have caved. Benny Johnson says he has a Target internal document that orders all the gay and groomer stuff be removed.

=====

But he didn't order an apology, or fire anyone. Not even a non-apologetic "we're sorry you stupid Jesus People took needless offense" apology.

Nope, scalps and some mea maxima culpa or it's just attempted damage control.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 30, 2023 09:28 PM (8AONa)

212 So if leave a biscuit out for a week and it gets hard as a rock, I have hardtack?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:28 PM (6VKyY)

213 178 How do Rooster Cogburn's 'corn dodgers' compare with hard tack for tooth cracking capabilities? Similar?
Posted by: micky at May 30, 2023 09:15 PM (3byMq)

I think "corn dodgers are just well fried balls of cornbread, they''ll last a while but not forever. I think I saw a picture of a piece of hardtack in a museum that's over 2 centuries old, and it's slightly moldy but otherwise still the same.

another fun fact of frontier life - early 19th century bacon was nothing at all like what we think of as bacon today. Usually it would come in a slab/cube that could weigh 300 - 400 pounds, heavily cured and it would last forever. They would carve slices off of it to eat it, probably why we now know bacon as thin strips. Just about every covered wagon going west had one of these in the back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2023 09:28 PM (S6gqv)

214 What Townsend is that most ship's biscuits and hardtack were commercially made. It has to be done a particular way so it doesn't break and so thst bugs can't penetrate it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:29 PM (ouTlx)

215 now-days it is called "artisan toast"

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 09:30 PM (V13WU)

216 So if leave a biscuit out for a week and it gets hard as a rock, I have hardtack?

--

No, it's a prepared bread. Think communion bread from ten years ago and you're probably close.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:30 PM (5/7b/)

217 An unidentified man on Friday beat up two elderly pro-life activists in front of a North Baltimore Planned Parenthood clinic, sending one to the hospital.

Surveillance footage shows a man approaching a protester and "speaking in an aggressive manner," local ABC affiliate WMAR2 reported. The suspect then rushed at the protester, tackled him, and shoved a second protester to the ground.

First they came for the Pro-Life Old People.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:30 PM (BRHaw)

218 So if leave a biscuit out for a week and it gets hard as a rock, I have hardtack?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 30, 2023 09:28 PM (6VKyY)

the point is to make it somewhat edible. so slicing is key. how are you gonna bite into a dry loaf ?

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 09:31 PM (V13WU)

219 There's a device you get to shave the fish into thin pieces. You can put it on rice or make dashi, which is fish soup stock.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:31 PM (ouTlx)

220 Surveillance footage shows a man approaching a protester and "speaking in an aggressive manner," local ABC affiliate WMAR2 reported. The suspect then rushed at the protester, tackled him, and shoved a second protester to the ground.

--

The cool part is I'm assuming that's not much of a crime, while if the elderly person had stood too close to the entrance or spoken to someone entering (much less rushed, shoved, and tackled someone) then the special "It happened within sight distance of an abortion clinic" law would kick in and they'd serve years.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:33 PM (5/7b/)

221 Surveillance footage shows a man approaching a protester and "speaking in an aggressive manner," local ABC affiliate WMAR2 reported. The suspect then rushed at the protester, tackled him, and shoved a second protester to the ground.

-----------

It's only fair to meet violence-speech with speech-violence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 09:33 PM (s12c9)

222 uncomfortable (for us) truth of the past - people were used to eating a whole lot of real gamy meat. You only got fresh meat if you killed it yourself or you were rich. I remember realizing that in some small town in Mexico many years ago, when I tried to eat the local food without covering it with chili sauce. Suddenly I had enlightenment - "oh so THAT'S why they dump so much hot chili sauce on everything! To kill the taste of the meat!!!" Same thing's happened in every hot place in the world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2023 09:34 PM (S6gqv)

223 First random grab. Flour, salt, and water:

breaddad.com/hardtack-recipe/

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:34 PM (5/7b/)

224 you can make your own hardtack
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2023 09:27 PM (V13WU)

Or try some of Mrs. Douglas' hotscakes.

Posted by: Ebb at May 30, 2023 09:34 PM (4I/2K)

225 Statistical Shock: Foreigners Account for 50% of Gang Rapes in Germany, Defying Population Ratio

Once again they are playing games. Its...

100% as if there was German kid nearby they are counted in the stats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:34 PM (BRHaw)

226 @125: "I would be too. In very liberal areas why bother?"

Benny is overselling the Target climbdown. No news here. The internal web page he blasted out this afternoon is dated from last Thursday (25th). Everyone already knew Target was directing southern and more rural stores to move things around. There's nothing to suggest a more significant shift post-Memorial Day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 09:35 PM (k1Qly)

227 You can tune a piano, but you can't shave a fish.

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at May 30, 2023 09:35 PM (s12c9)

228 Or try some of Mrs. Douglas' hotscakes.
Posted by: Ebb at May 30, 2023 09:34 PM (4I/2K)

how many cups of cofvee do you want

2

von too

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:36 PM (BRHaw)

229 Hardback is twice baked. The French army would buy it from commercial bakers who would do the first bake when they were heating the ovens in the morning and then do the second bake when the ovens were cooling down in the afternoon. Hard tack is unleavened. If it is leavened and baked twice it is called a rusk

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 09:36 PM (xhaym)

230 227 You can tune a piano, but you can't shave a fish.
Posted by: REO Speedwagon at May 30, 2023 09:35 PM (s12c9)

dude porn hub

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:37 PM (BRHaw)

231 There's a device you get to shave the fish into thin pieces. You can put it on rice or make dashi, which is fish soup stock.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:31 PM (ouTlx)

EpiLady?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2023 09:38 PM (4I/2K)

232 Worse, Posobiec retweeted Benny with this gem:

"What Benny exposed here is big. This shows Target has a highly-advanced system for its national merchandise displays."

Do these guys have any clue how national retailers and corporate branding work? Highly advanced system? Did they think HQ lets individual Target stores just wing things?

(Some guys are way too obvious about trying to make things go viral.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 09:39 PM (k1Qly)

233 Yes, the old timer said they'd kill a beef in the fall and let it hang outside. They'd cut off pieces of it. There's some British recipes for aging game birds a long time. I am interested in keeping foods without refrigeration because I've done it before. Potted meats work pretty well. You usually cook then cover with hot fat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:41 PM (ouTlx)

234 They’re on the Same Team: Karine Jean-Pierre Affectionately Asks CNN Reporter What His Favorite Beyoncé Song Is After Revealing He Flew to Paris for Pop Star’s Concert

I know exactly 0.0 Beyonce songs. Kill me if I know 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:42 PM (BRHaw)

235 I saw Fish Shavers open for The Mothers of Invention at The Barbershop in '74.

Posted by: mikeski at May 30, 2023 09:42 PM (DgGvY)

236 I am interested in keeping foods without refrigeration because I've done it before. Potted meats work pretty well. You usually cook then cover with hot fat.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

We can meat. Beef and venison so far. Not sure what else would be good.
Insta-food. Very good.

Posted by: MkY at May 30, 2023 09:44 PM (cPGH3)

237 232 Worse, Posobiec retweeted Benny with this gem:

"What Benny exposed here is big. This shows Target has a highly-advanced system for its national merchandise displays."

Do these guys have any clue how national retailers and corporate branding work? Highly advanced system? Did they think HQ lets individual Target stores just wing things?
(Some guys are way too obvious about trying to make things go viral.)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 09:39 PM (k1Qly)

Did some retail in 1980 mumble mumble. We set up plan o grams for Christmas in fake stores in JUNE.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 09:44 PM (BRHaw)

238 Looks like this. They call it a bonito box

https://a.co/d/gsUZSqJ

Some people in reviews of the fish use a small plane.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:44 PM (ouTlx)

239 I like canned meat. Will be doing that again, when the gas stove is installed tomorrow. I want to try making jerky with my dehydrator too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:46 PM (ouTlx)

240 233 Yes, the old timer said they'd kill a beef in the fall and let it hang outside. They'd cut off pieces of it. There's some British recipes for aging game birds a long time. I am interested in keeping foods without refrigeration because I've done it before. Potted meats work pretty well. You usually cook then cover with hot fat.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:41 PM
Made An-Jin's Japaneze gardener kill himself after he buried a week old pheasant in Shogun.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2023 09:48 PM (Uv0D2)

241 Looks like this. They call it a bonito box

https://a.co/d/gsUZSqJ

Some people in reviews of the fish use a small plane.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2023 09:44 PM (ouTlx)

De plane! De plane!

Posted by: Tattoo at May 30, 2023 09:48 PM (4I/2K)

242 I want to try making jerky with my dehydrator too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau

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Extremely easy, although the price of beef nowadays often negates the frugalness. You can use an oven and get 95% of the outcome, too.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 09:50 PM (5/7b/)

243 We're working on making up our own deviled ham here, and some deviled chicken. According to Max Miller the earliest deviled eggs had cayenne in them (very devilish) but that doesn't sound all that great to me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:52 PM (0hOvj)

244 I want to make jerky here, because its hard to find some without sugar. And they charge like 800 dollars a pound

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:55 PM (0hOvj)

245 243 We're working on making up our own deviled ham here, and some deviled chicken. According to Max Miller the earliest deviled eggs had cayenne in them (very devilish) but that doesn't sound all that great to me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 09:52 PM Had some good deviled eggs doe supper.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2023 09:55 PM (Uv0D2)

246 there's an ONT comin'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 30, 2023 09:57 PM (sJHOI)

247 @246: "there's an ONT comin'"

I'd forgotten! Thanks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 09:58 PM (k1Qly)

248 I ultimately a food dryer out of a junked freezer. One of my more inspired makeshifts

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