Daily Tech News 29 May 2023

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Computex is here and Nvidia has announced another new graphics card. This model has 144TB of RAM, is cabled up with 150 miles of fiber optics, and weighs 40,000 pounds. (Tom's Hardware)

You can't even afford to ask for the price for this one.

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The Snapdragon 8cx gen 4 is 32% faster than Apple's M4, at least on one benchmark. (WCCFTech)

Of course, neither chip is out yet, so take that with a sack of salt.

But it does look like the commodity Arm market is finally shaking off the dust and competing seriously with Intel and AMD for laptop parts.
Meanwhile Arm announced an entire family of new cores, with 40% better performance, making them 15% faster. (AnandTech)

The catch there is that mobile chips come with a mix of fast, power-hungry cores, and slower more efficient cores. It's the slower cores that are 40% faster, and the faster cores are only 15% faster. That fast core - the Cortex X4 - is alternatively 40% more efficient for the same performance, but expect phone manufacturers to take the 15% and sacrifice your battery.

But the mid-tier and low-end A720 and A520 cores are both faster and more efficient, so if you're in the market for a $500 phone - or a $250 one - rather than a $1000 model, things look a bit brighter.

Disclaimer: Ceci n'est pas une cuillère

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 03:59 AM (omVj0)

2 Could be, Wolfus.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 29, 2023 04:01 AM (BLOW1)

3 Well, whaddaya know, made it! And I've summoned The Others.

Up earlier than I planned; don't know why, but here I is. What's up for your holiday weekend?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:01 AM (omVj0)

4 Disclaimer: Ceci n'est pas une cuillère

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 04:02 AM (T4tVD)

5 our regulars ?

Posted by: Ciampino - It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm. at May 29, 2023 04:03 AM (qfLjt)

6 Wait. The *card* alone weighs 20 *tons*???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:05 AM (omVj0)

7 Disclaimer: Ceci n'est pas une cuillère

Well not, unless you changed your sex.

Is that Table or Tea?

Posted by: Ciampino -- It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm. at May 29, 2023 04:07 AM (qfLjt)

8 Oh. The entire supercomputer weighs 40K pounds. Uh, okay.

Sometimes I think we were all better off with 640K of RAM.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:07 AM (omVj0)

9 3 am here. I hope to go to bed around 6:15.

Maybe I should take another short walk around the parking lot.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 04:08 AM (gHSfI)

10 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 04:09 AM (xhxe8)

11 6 Wait. The *card* alone weighs 20 *tons*???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:05 AM (omVj0)
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I suppose it's for a like portable, you know, like carried in the trailer of a like 16-wheeler?

Posted by: Mall Chick - It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm. at May 29, 2023 04:09 AM (qfLjt)

12 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 04:11 AM (T4tVD)

13 I wonder if JJ works holidays ?

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 04:12 AM (T4tVD)

14 Posted by: Mall Chick - It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm. at May 29, 2023 04:09 AM (qfLjt)

... for some values of "beat."

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 04:13 AM (4tUZx)

15 JT there was a Bad Blue up yesterday

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 04:13 AM (xhxe8)

16 "Computex is here and Nvidia has announced another new graphics card. This model has 144TB of RAM, is cabled up with 150 miles of fiber optics, and weighs 40,000 pounds. (Tom's Hardware)

You can't even afford to ask for the price for this one."

Some streamer will probably try to get one for his rig.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:13 AM (zZu0s)

17 BOING.

Safe for the bathroom:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4hjkt7

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 04:13 AM (Dzf2t)

18 I am looking at an 8 hour shift. But also triple time. Hmmm.

*makes weighing motion*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:15 AM (zZu0s)

19 G'day all.

McCarthy, who pulled a coalition together to become speaker on the promise that he would get rid of those 87,000 new IRS agents, well, not so much in practice. The new debt ceiling deal he cut with Biden defunds the IRS from $80 billion down to a grand total of $78 billion. That works out to only 84,000 IRS agents to come after you. Then he cut a deal on the budget ceiling that lasts for 2 years, past the presidential election season so it doesn't become an issue, and only adds another four trillion dollars to the debt. After that it's Katie bar of the door. And from what I can piece together from my reading is the green new deal stuff didn't get touched at all. Your Republican leadership at it's finest. I'm hoping these early reviews of this cocked up mess are wildly inaccurate.

https://tinyurl.com/2bvpezkh

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:16 AM (2eroL)

20 JT there was a Bad Blue up yesterday
Posted by: Skip

I saw it and I thanked you.

I guess you were busy yodeling.

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 04:17 AM (T4tVD)

21 Unbelievable:

https://tinyurl.com/43r6wtvn

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 04:17 AM (Dzf2t)

22 Noodus pixyana
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip

BACK TO BED YOUNG MEN!!!

Posted by: Aunt Miklos Mandina at May 29, 2023 04:17 AM (iAPSy)

23 I got up partly because, once I stumbled out to get some water from the fridge, I realized the monsters had no dry food. Yours truly forgot to put some down last night. Once I'd done that, I tried going back to sleep. No hope. So, the tail end of an early Mission: Impossible with my coffee, and now a couple of late-run episodes of Last Man Standing before I go to work out.

I tell myself this is not any later than I *usually* rise on Mondays.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:19 AM (omVj0)

24 Back in the MSDOS days, when one actually owned the computer and therefore could read/write directly to the hardware, I had a script that loaded off the boot floppy at boot time and wrote the boot information as was customary, BIOS make and model and version, video info, etc., but instead of writing it to the top-left corner of the screen, it wrote it upside down on the bottom right. Then it advised you to turn your monitor upside down and that the boot disk was meant for Australia.

Posted by: Ciampino -- It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm. at May 29, 2023 04:19 AM (qfLjt)

25 Your Republican leadership at it's finest. I'm hoping these early reviews of this cocked up mess are wildly inaccurate.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:16 AM (2eroL)
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Handy chart:

https://tinyurl.com/y56d8t5k

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 04:19 AM (Dzf2t)

26 I tell myself this is not any later than I *usually* rise on Mondays.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:19 AM (omVj0)

The early mission impossibles are kind of different. Like they are trying to work out the formula (which makes sense.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:21 AM (zZu0s)

27 The Snapdragon 8cx gen 4 is 32% faster than Apple's M4, at least on one benchmark.

Pixy any insights about Qualcomm' unreleased series of nuvia chips? The rumor mill is touting them as going toe to toe with Apple CPUs.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:21 AM (2eroL)

28 Miklos

I hope the Moe Treatment is going well.

It must be tough, getting slapped in the face and poked in the eyes.....

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 04:21 AM (T4tVD)

29 I haven't noticed Berseker on these blogs lately .... or am just unobservant?

Posted by: Ciampino --- It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm. at May 29, 2023 04:23 AM (qfLjt)

30 The early mission impossibles are kind of different. Like they are trying to work out the formula (which makes sense.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023

***
Yes; not least because of Steven Hill's Dan Briggs as the leader, who really seemed like the "chess-master spy." And the regulars actually acted like human beings now and then, very briefly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:26 AM (omVj0)

31 The early mission impossibles are kind of different. Like they are trying to work out the formula (which makes sense.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Same can be said for the Fast and Furious movies, whom some say, to borrow a Trumpism, are cinematic masterpieces. Except for when the black Dodge Charger got destroyed. That was traumatic.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:29 AM (2eroL)

32 It must be tough, getting slapped in the face and poked in the eyes.....
Posted by: JT

Why I Oughta

Posted by: Woop Woop Woop at May 29, 2023 04:32 AM (iAPSy)

33 Same can be said for the Fast and Furious movies, whom some say, to borrow a Trumpism, are cinematic masterpieces. Except for when the black Dodge Charger got destroyed. That was traumatic.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:29 AM (2eroL)

The first at least was Point Break with cars.

I was about to say with more boobs, but Point Break was surfers, and I am betting there were a lot of gratuitous beach bikini shots. Been a while since I have seen it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:32 AM (zZu0s)

34 Come to think of it, there are few classic TV series I have even a season of on DVD. U.N.C.L.E. of course, I bought the complete set when it came out in '07. There's M: I, and I have Season One of Robert Wagner's signature series It Takes a Thief, and a couple of sampler DVDs of Culp & Cosby's I Spy. For some reason those last never played properly on my old DVD player; I have to try them again on the new one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:33 AM (omVj0)

35 32 It must be tough, getting slapped in the face and poked in the eyes.....
Posted by: JT

Why I Oughta
Posted by: Woop Woop Woop at May 29, 2023 04:32 AM (iAPSy)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:33 AM (zZu0s)

36 Berserker was on last weekend , can't say this past week

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 04:34 AM (xhxe8)

37 Speaking of cinematic masterpieces that are traumatic. From 1969, Bambi meets Godzilla.

https://youtu.be/5R-rbzcEM8A

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:34 AM (2eroL)

38 34 Come to think of it, there are few classic TV series I have even a season of on DVD. U.N.C.L.E. of course, I bought the complete set when it came out in '07. There's M: I, and I have Season One of Robert Wagner's signature series It Takes a Thief, and a couple of sampler DVDs of Culp & Cosby's I Spy. For some reason those last never played properly on my old DVD player; I have to try them again on the new one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:33 AM (omVj0)

I got Mom the 50th anniversary of the Prisoner edition. It was region locked though (England) so I had to get her a universal Blu-Ray player to be able to play them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:35 AM (zZu0s)

39 Ceci n'est pas une cuillère

Est-ce une spork ?

Posted by: Bruce at May 29, 2023 04:35 AM (vd8XM)

40 It was cheaper to do it that way than try to get a Region 1 version on Amazon. (The region 2 + player.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:35 AM (zZu0s)

41 36 Berserker was on last weekend , can't say this past week
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 04:34 AM (xhxe

I am pretty sure he was on... Friday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:36 AM (zZu0s)

42 Grit is gonna have their Clint Marathon again today, the Man With No Name trilogy plus Joe Kidd and The Beguiled among others. In fact the last one kicks it off in about 90 minutes.

I have got to wash the car, and run to WM to return the cat food I bought yesterday. Not paying attention, I grabbed a 12-pack of the brand the felines like, only to find last night that they are 3 oz. cans, not the 5.5. I can buy 10 large cans (55 oz.) for the price I paid for 12 smaller ones (36 oz).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 04:40 AM (omVj0)

43 Wolfus, I found back when I had a cat that Petsense was a really good store. I think they're owned by the same people who own Tractor Supply.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 04:43 AM (gHSfI)

44 I'll try asking about KBON again later... I'm too tired now.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 04:44 AM (gHSfI)

45 Finally a solution to EV's soon to be required for country people, not city people. A Honda small gas powered generator that fits in the trunk and powers your EV. Will be a hot item in a few years.

Posted by: Colin at May 29, 2023 04:44 AM (mLPfl)

46 Ceci n'est pas une cuillère

Est-ce une spork ?
Posted by: Bruce

You peuples

Posted by: Le Treachery des Images de Mikleuse at May 29, 2023 04:47 AM (iAPSy)

47 46 Ceci n'est pas une cuillère

Est-ce une spork ?
Posted by: Bruce

You peuples
Posted by: Le Treachery des Images de Mikleuse at May 29, 2023 04:47 AM (iAPSy)

What do you mean, 'you peuples'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:48 AM (zZu0s)

48 Good morning morons

Thank you veterans of blessed memory.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 04:49 AM (RIvkX)

49 I'll try asking about KBON again later... I'm too tired now.

KBON sounds like my type of radio station. From Wikipedia: "KBON is a radio station broadcasting an Americana format, deeply rooted in the music of south Louisiana, including swamp pop, zydeco, and cajun-French music mixed in with some traditional oldies, country-western, and R&B music."

I saw Trayon Benoit's band at the Silver City, NM blues festival on Saturday. The Benoits are some very fine Louisiana musicians.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:51 AM (2eroL)

50 No math. No Fwench.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 04:51 AM (RIvkX)

51 36 Berserker was on last weekend , can't say this past week

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 04:34 AM (xhxe

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Thanks Skip.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's hard to believe that she beat 100,000 other sperm. at May 29, 2023 04:52 AM (qfLjt)

52 Great nephews first Bday party this afternoon to go to.
But first at 3 PM I will play Taps Over America before we leave for the party.

In honor of my cousin Gary who lost his life in Viet Nam.

Posted by: Bruce at May 29, 2023 04:54 AM (vd8XM)

53 Good morning morons. Thank you veterans of blessed memory.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

There's going to be a candlelight ceremony at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial this evening in Las Cruces. New Mexico has a very large veteran population. Ceremonies of all types honoring veterans are a big deal here and end with a lot dust in everybody's eyes.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:55 AM (2eroL)

54 50 No math. No Fwench.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 04:51 AM (RIvkX)
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Can we do le cochon?

Posted by: Ciampino - Gee, it's exactly 60 years from my last Frnch lesson at May 29, 2023 04:55 AM (qfLjt)

55 Did you mean Tyron Benoit? (I just did a web search).

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 04:58 AM (gHSfI)

56 Did you mean Tyron Benoit? (I just did a web search).

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

Yes, my bad. If you ever get a chance to see this band live go.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 04:59 AM (2eroL)

57 Can we do le cochon?
Posted by: Ciampino - Gee, it's exactly 60 years from my last Frnch lesson at May 29, 2023 04:55 AM (qfLjt)
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Ok but just don't put blueberries in your bagel

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 05:00 AM (RIvkX)

58 Ciampino - Gee, it's exactly 60 years from my last Frnch lesson

That's what she said...

Posted by: Bruce at May 29, 2023 05:02 AM (vd8XM)

59 What do you mean, 'you peuples'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

No math. No Fwench.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

C'est arrive

Posted by: Zydeco Miklos, cajun accepted at May 29, 2023 05:03 AM (iAPSy)

60 G'morning, all.

Medication induced insomnia can end any time it wants to.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2023 05:04 AM (1n+EO)

61 On the plus side, walked into BJ's yesterday, and sitting right there was the TV antenna that we were talking about yesterday morning, just begging to come home with me. And it was even nice enough to be on sale.

Fully assembled and sitting on the living room couch it pulls in all available 33 stations from down in Mt Pleasant, 33 miles away.

Today....we learn to mount it on the side of the house outside the second floor.
And run the cable correctly into the living room from outside.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 29, 2023 05:07 AM (1n+EO)

62 Can we do le cochon?
Posted by: Ciampino

Au lait, au lait au lait

Posted by: Mikleuse is Champion at May 29, 2023 05:08 AM (iAPSy)

63 Today....we learn to mount it on the side of the house outside the second floor.
And run the cable correctly into the living room from outside.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Sounds good. What antenna was that, or in which thread was it being talked about?

Posted by: Bruce at May 29, 2023 05:11 AM (vd8XM)

64 Oh, good, da Magyar is here.

What's the yat word for Magyar?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:13 AM (gHSfI)

65 59
C'est arrive

Posted by: Zydeco Miklos, cajun accepted at May 29, 2023 05:03 AM (iAPSy)
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It's so long so I'm probably wrong here but should it be C'est arrivé ?
I am arriving (former) or I have arrived (latter with accent)?

Posted by: Ciampino -- Gee, it's exactly 60 years from my last Frnch lesson at May 29, 2023 05:13 AM (qfLjt)

66 At least say stuff that'll keep me awake.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:14 AM (gHSfI)

67 Howdy, rowdies!

Just a drive-by before bedtime...

youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

Posted by: JQ at May 29, 2023 05:14 AM (o0Fxd)

68 Oh, good, da Magyar is here.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

You win. I can't figure or find out what Magyar means.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 05:20 AM (2eroL)

69 youtu.be/SBjQ9tuuTJQ

Posted by: JQ at May 29, 2023 05:22 AM (o0Fxd)

70 youtu.be/9SSUQxGjZZ4

Posted by: JQ at May 29, 2023 05:23 AM (o0Fxd)

71 Magyar is Hungarian

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 05:27 AM (RIvkX)

72 youtu.be/nCBASt507WA

Posted by: JQ at May 29, 2023 05:28 AM (o0Fxd)

73
I forget where I found this; maybe it was here.

https://youtu.be/pYdvxBxHX2U

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:29 AM (gHSfI)

74 Magyar is Hungarian
Posted by: San Franpsycho

That was a fantastic double indirection. I was going down every rabbit hole thinking it was Cajun French slang.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 05:30 AM (2eroL)

75 24 Back in the MSDOS days, when one actually owned the computer and therefore could read/write directly to the hardware, I had a script that loaded off the boot floppy at boot time and wrote the boot information as was customary, BIOS make and model and version, video info, etc., but instead of writing it to the top-left corner of the screen, it wrote it upside down on the bottom right. Then it advised you to turn your monitor upside down and that the boot disk was meant for Australia.

Those old CRT monitors actually did have to be calibrated for the Southern Hemisphere.

Turning them upside down also worked.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 29, 2023 05:33 AM (BLOW1)

76 youtu.be/cTyWfSbsFD0

Posted by: JQ at May 29, 2023 05:33 AM (o0Fxd)

77 Trying to explain what 'Yat' is would be like trying to explain the Hungarians.

I guess all we can say is, I've seen the geographic maps with the gene studies where we think the escape pods came down, but we still don't understand what came out of 'em.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:33 AM (gHSfI)

78 Ok, 'night all.........

Posted by: JQ at May 29, 2023 05:34 AM (o0Fxd)

79 You mean Republicans couldn't hold the line against the politically weakest and most conspicuously corrupt president in history? Well sink me!

Posted by: Ordinary American at May 29, 2023 05:35 AM (znj2z)

80 That was a fantastic double indirection. ...
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 05:30 AM (2eroL)
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Well, Hungarian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 05:37 AM (RIvkX)

81 Some of these people are old friends of mine...

https://youtu.be/HxFMd6QZdF0

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:37 AM (gHSfI)

82 75 24 Back in the MSDOS days, when one actually owned the computer and therefore could read/write directly to the hardware, I had a script that loaded off the boot floppy at boot time and wrote the boot information as was customary, BIOS make and model and version, video info, etc., but instead of writing it to the top-left corner of the screen, it wrote it upside down on the bottom right. Then it advised you to turn your monitor upside down and that the boot disk was meant for Australia.

Those old CRT monitors actually did have to be calibrated for the Southern Hemisphere.

Turning them upside down also worked.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 29, 2023 05:33 AM (BLOW1)

But if there were leaks in the seams, the text could drain out.

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 05:40 AM (4tUZx)

83 Smoke!

youtu.be/O9G0emfp87E

Posted by: JQ at May 29, 2023 05:41 AM (o0Fxd)

84 Some of these people are old friends of mine.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

Are the Hydramatics Magysrs by chance? Doubtful, they are to fluent in the blues. Very nice.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 05:44 AM (2eroL)

85 Pixy, wasn't there a button you could push on those monitors to make everything funky for a split second? But then it had to charge again.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:45 AM (gHSfI)

86 But if there were leaks in the seams, the text could drain out.
Posted by: m

If you think toner stains are hard to get out, just try and get CRT text stains out.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 05:45 AM (2eroL)

87 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2023 05:46 AM (CyFKd)

88 Pixy, wasn't there a button you could push on those monitors to make everything funky for a split second? But then it had to charge again.Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

The button was called a degaussing button. Turning the monitor off and on would accomplish the same thing which was to to remove a built-up magnetic field which would distort the image on the CRT screen if I recall correctly?.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 05:49 AM (2eroL)

89 If didn't get up soon wasn't going to bother until tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 05:51 AM (xhxe8)

90 You can't even afford to ask for the price for this one.

I can spare a dime.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2023 05:52 AM (CyFKd)

91 AFAIK None of the Hydramatics are Magyar. Neither am I. I can't speak for them, but I'm not smart enough.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:57 AM (gHSfI)

92 Oh, and you have to be careful about high voltage with those CRT's. You should probably turn them off before feeling around for the capacitors and stuff. Also, be sure not to let the Magic Smoke out. It's not that fun.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:58 AM (gHSfI)

93 AFAIK None of the Hydramatics are Magyar. Neither am I. I can't speak for them, but I'm not smart enough.

The yat you say? Did I come close to using yat correctly?

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 05:58 AM (2eroL)

94 I dunno. I'm no longer from the land of Yats. I've been exiled to Houston.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 06:00 AM (gHSfI)

95 I can't even recognize where the lot was for our old house from New Orleans in the 70's. And I have no idea what people in New Iberia or Lafayette are supposed to be doing for a living these days. I visit Houma about once every two weeks, I'm guessing "not much."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 06:02 AM (gHSfI)

96 I dunno. I'm no longer from the land of Yats. I've been exiled to Houston.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

Bless your heart!

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 06:03 AM (2eroL)

97 92 Oh, and you have to be careful about high voltage with those CRT's. You should probably turn them off before feeling around for the capacitors and stuff. Also, be sure not to let the Magic Smoke out. It's not that fun.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:58 AM (gHSfI)

It's pretty, tho.

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 06:04 AM (4tUZx)

98 40,000 lbs dayum

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:05 AM (BRHaw)

99 Seriously, how many f**cking graphics cards do you need?

You need like 6 tops.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:06 AM (up/3i)

100 Unbelievable:

https://tinyurl.com/43r6wtvn

(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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Frightening. As if the future wasn't going to be bad enough.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2023 06:06 AM (CyFKd)

101 I need to get me one of those Hercules compatible monitors, so I can see everything in Green the way it's supposed to be.

I remember up past Lakeview they had some sort of machinery under the levee, bent the light rays so it looked like the Causeway was going out of sight over the curvature of the earth, so people wouldn't realize it was flat. Unfortunately there's a side effect where it makes the land sink, so they had to come up with the Global Warming hoax...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 06:09 AM (gHSfI)

102
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 29, 2023 06:09 AM (ENBF0)

103 https://tinyurl.com/43r6wtvn

So much for "dead girl or live boy"...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 06:10 AM (RIvkX)

104 1 and a half hour of sleeping in the trenches of WWI with distant battle sounds.

WHY?! The modern era is truly fucked up.

https://is.gd/kuhLVD

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 06:14 AM (zZu0s)

105 103 https://tinyurl.com/43r6wtvn

So much for "dead girl or live boy"...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 06:10 AM (RIvkX)

Oh, my.

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 06:15 AM (4tUZx)

106 wow

Frantic search for survivors after six-story apartment building in Iowa partially collapses during repairs, with fears some residents who complained about issues for years are unaccounted for

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:16 AM (BRHaw)

107 I'm surprised noone's done a book on the Levy's of New Orleans. Then again Buster Keaton's no longer alive to do the ads.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 06:16 AM (gHSfI)

108 104 1 and a half hour of sleeping in the trenches of WWI with distant battle sounds.

WHY?! The modern era is truly fucked up.

https://is.gd/kuhLVD
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 06:14 AM (zZu0s)

I kinda like that, as an image of what it might have been like.

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 06:18 AM (4tUZx)

109 There's a guy at my mom's assisted living who is 98 and taking an Honor Flight to ceremonies at Normandy June 6.

One of the alte cockers was bragging how she got one of of Oregon's senators to secure the guy's passport renewal in 2 days.

At 98 he was still walking and was cognitively intact. b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 06:19 AM (RIvkX)

110 I kinda like that, as an image of what it might have been like.
Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 06:18 AM (4tUZx)

I get that. BUT. As an ambient audio track... it's kind of horrific when you think about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 06:20 AM (zZu0s)

111 One of the alte cockers was bragging how she got one of of Oregon's senators to secure the guy's passport renewal in 2 days.

At 98 he was still walking and was cognitively intact. b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 06:19 AM (RIvkX)

Good for him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 06:21 AM (zZu0s)

112 I can't even recognize where the lot was for our old house from New Orleans in the 70's. . . .
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023

***
TfSM, where was the house? What area of town, I mean?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 06:21 AM (omVj0)

113 Jewel's version of the national anthem at the Indianapolis 500 has been slammed as tone deaf. The Alaska-raised Folk artist put together a more nuanced version of the 200+ year-old song. It was similar in style and tone to the national anthem she sang at the 2023 NBA All-Star Game in Utah, where she was born. The rendition quickly sparked backlash on social media with viewers taking to Twitter to weigh in. 'She did a great job butchering the National Anthem and even kept her hat on - wow,' one person Tweeted. 'This is the perfect example of how not to do the national anthem,' another person wrote.

it did suck

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:22 AM (BRHaw)

114 "Turbulence Ahead"- A worrier- a man from the state of Georgia -reflects on the story of Jesus stilling the storm:

https://tinyurl.com/awxdezxu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 06:23 AM (IvXp8)

115 The yat you say? Did I come close to using yat correctly?
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023

***
LiS, I've always studied it as a foreign language, a dialect of standard English. The way Pittsburghese is a dialect. Generally Yat speakers can understand standard English; it's a little more difficult the other way. (My mother was from Alberta, CA, so I sound more like Michael J. Fox or William Shatner than I do like Harry Connick Jr.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 06:27 AM (omVj0)

116 'She did a great job butchering the National Anthem and even kept her hat on - wow,'
=====

Ladies traditionally do not remove their hats.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 06:27 AM (MIKMs)

117 @100

>>Frightening. As if the future wasn't going to be bad enough.

I love how all of the pics are in the style of the Hunter Biden pics.

And their more tame as well.

But to be sure, AI and Deep Fakes are going to have to be addressed legislatively at some point.

Which is going to be as bad as we think it's going to be.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:28 AM (up/3i)

118 Wolfus, it was on Milne street, within a couple hundred feet of Mount Carmel.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 06:28 AM (gHSfI)

119 Twilight star Rachelle Lefevre hits back at online abusers after revealing she can no longer take her non-binary seven-year-old to Target after it moved Pride collection

poor kid

This is like the parents that believed their children were in Satan worshiping daycare. Its is mass delusion.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:29 AM (BRHaw)

120 There were fireworks going off here shortly after went to bed so it was kind of like that.

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 06:29 AM (xhxe8)

121 Oh, my.
Posted by: m

Lions and Tigers and BEARS ?

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 06:30 AM (T4tVD)

122 @113

>>it did suck

Obviously Whitney Houston's rendition is the gold standard, but Chris Stapletons was stellar and the lead singer from the Goo Goo Dolls did a very creditable rendition.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:31 AM (up/3i)

123 Inside the lethal black market that's propping up death row: Shortage of execution drugs sees officials extending use-by dates and turning to 'seedy' basement pharma laboratories to provide deadly cocktails

lethal black market execution drugs ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:31 AM (BRHaw)

124 120 There were fireworks going off here shortly after went to bed so it was kind of like that.
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 06:29 AM (xhxe

On the plus side, unless you were outside of chicago, there were probably a lot fewer people dying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 06:31 AM (zZu0s)

125 LiS, I've always studied it as a foreign language, a dialect of standard English. The way Pittsburghese is a dialect. Generally Yat speakers can understand standard English; it's a little more difficult the other way. (My mother was from Alberta, CA, so I sound more like Michael J. Fox or William Shatner than I do like Harry Connick Jr.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I love American dialects so when I bump into a new one I'm like whoo hoo.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 06:31 AM (2eroL)

126 Wolfus, it was on Milne street, within a couple hundred feet of Mount Carmel.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023

***
Ah! Except for the lousy street paving, one of the nice$$t areas of the city. In the '80s I had a buddy who would hold parties in his place on West Kenilworth, right around the corner, and I think his side porch fronted on Milne. I'm guessing the flooding from the levee breach in Katrina wiped out your old house, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 06:32 AM (omVj0)

127 Those old CRT monitors actually did have to be calibrated for the Southern Hemisphere.

Turning them upside down also worked.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 29, 2023 05:33 AM (BLOW1)
----
Tell me why. I lived below the Equator for 40+ years and that never came up as a problem on monitors and terminals.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Gee, it's exactly 60 years from my last Frnch lesson at May 29, 2023 06:32 AM (qfLjt)

128 No love for Roseanne Barr's version?

Its what got her canceled the first time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 06:32 AM (RIvkX)

129 Quiet out thar.....

Too quiet.....

The Injuns are up to somethin.....

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 06:33 AM (T4tVD)

130 82

But if there were leaks in the seams, the text could drain out.

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 05:40 AM (4tUZx)
----
That's what the bit bucket was for.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Gee, it's exactly 60 years from my last Frnch lesson at May 29, 2023 06:33 AM (qfLjt)

131 Someone who stepped up and just belted out a completely straight, non-jazzed up version of the Anthem would be pretty transgressive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 06:34 AM (zZu0s)

132 Quiet out thar.....Too quiet.....The Injuns are up to somethin.....
Posted by: JT

Around my parts that would be the Apaches and they recently built a gas station along I-10 between Las Cruces and Deming. I hope that was helpful for you.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 06:35 AM (2eroL)

133 85 Pixy, wasn't there a button you could push on those monitors to make everything funky for a split second? But then it had to charge again.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 05:45 AM (gHSfI)
----
The degausser button on color monitors?

Posted by: Ciampino - had to get rid of Gauss from time to time, gatecrasher! at May 29, 2023 06:36 AM (qfLjt)

134 Wolfus: yes, but we'd moved out long before then, in the 70's.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 06:37 AM (gHSfI)

135 https://tinyurl.com/mrxenvb3

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 06:37 AM (T4tVD)

136 Another picture that’s not from America, but it’s very pretty: The Scottish highlands:

tinyurl.com/pv3h79ty

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 06:37 AM (YorhJ)

137 122 Obviously Whitney Houston's rendition is the gold standard
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:31 AM (up/3i)

Oh, man, I love that so much.

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 06:38 AM (4tUZx)

138 We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:

And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:38 AM (BRHaw)

139 Russian lawmaker threatens missile strikes on Alaska, as Sen. Lindsey Graham appears to praise US dollars spent killing Russians

WTF We have enough issues here in the New World. Miss Lindsey is just dying to get people killed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:40 AM (BRHaw)

140 Obviously Whitney Houston's rendition is the gold standard,

True, but I'll give Lady Gaga Honorable Mention for her performance at SB 2016. I remember being pleasantly surprised that she did it pretty straight up.

https://youtu.be/UjbolhVVCYU?t=50

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 29, 2023 06:41 AM (CyFKd)

141 On Memorial Day I usually treat myself to a rereading of The Ace of Spades HQ Sex Money Skankathon in the sidebar. Last year and this though when I click the link I get a 404 error. Could a COB take a look at that please?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 29, 2023 06:42 AM (LrYuZ)

142 Hope that holds// devotional based on words from the prophet Habakkuk:

https://tinyurl.com/49btpn5y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 06:45 AM (YorhJ)

143 mornin yall. What kind of dumbass shoots fireworks on Memorial Day's eve? The dumbasses down the road from me, that's who.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 06:46 AM (iayUP)

144 Wolfus: yes, but we'd moved out long before then, in the 70's.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023

***
The damage in Lakeview has mostly been cleared away and a lot of houses have been rebuilt. I wish I could afford to live on one of the rare smooth streets, but there's no hope, and if that area were to flood again . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 06:46 AM (omVj0)

145 I keep asking about cussing on the ONT. The boss used to be very uptight about swearing on the blog and it was only allowed once a year on Memorial Day.

But things seem to have gotten a little loosey-goosey around here lately.
/primly

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 06:47 AM (RIvkX)

146 On this Memorial/Decoration Day, after handling some family issues, I am hitting myself for forgetting the great and powerful !JEB!; effective two-term Governor of the Great State of Florida and anointed GOPe standard-bearer.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 06:47 AM (MIKMs)

147 Star Spangled Banner

Whitney
https://youtu.be/uAYKTMQl7MQ

Chris Stapleton
https://youtu.be/WFKXJ091Ed4

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 06:48 AM (2eroL)

148 I haven't had a measurable rain in over 2 weeks, and looking like this will be 3

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 06:49 AM (xhxe8)

149 I can't believe this month is almost over.

The "news" weather people are trumpeting how we will have lower humidity today. Well, yes; it is low, for a tropical jungle. I'd rather be in CO or NM.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 06:50 AM (omVj0)

150 Todays corny joke:

What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hairline.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2023 06:50 AM (YorhJ)

151 tff

ProjectLincoln

Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 06:51 AM (BRHaw)

152 IIANM, with the advent of digital photography, most photos are inadmissible as evidence in court.

But I am not a lawyer. Do not construe this as legal advice.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 29, 2023 06:53 AM (vg8N1)

153 A receding hairline.
=====
The receding hareline is just too sophisticated for my 6yo grandson. I've been emailing some of your jokes to him (his parents) and he really enjoys them. Thanks for posting them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 06:54 AM (MIKMs)

154 @147

>>Star Spangled Banner: Whitney
https://youtu.be/uAYKTMQl7MQ Chris Stapleton
https://youtu.be/WFKXJ091Ed4

WRT Stapleton's version, when you can make a grown ass man cry from singing you know you're got some pipes on ya.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:56 AM (up/3i)

155 Fen's jokes are way better than all the lame puns.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 06:56 AM (RIvkX)

156 My wife and her best girlfriend went to that game. They were appalled. I heard about it and laughed.

I mean, c'mon man, what did you think she was going to do?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 29, 2023 06:57 AM (vg8N1)

157 The early mission impossibles are kind of different. Like they are trying to work out the formula (which makes sense.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 04:21 AM (zZu0s)

Morning, all.
I think this is true of most TV series. It's interesting to watch the early episodes of almost anything, but especially comedies, to see what worked from the beginning, what was dropped, which characters were highlighted over the years.

Yay- another way to waste time on streaming video!

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at May 29, 2023 06:57 AM (wE246)

158 At least 41 people shot and nine killed in Chicago during holiday weekend.

"Historically, Memorial Day weekend has been marked by an increase in violent incidents in Chicago, making it one of the most challenging periods for public safety in the city"

It's a tradition. Who are we to criticize their culture?

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 06:57 AM (iayUP)

159 @151

>>ProjectLincoln

It's a garbage organization inhabited by pedophilic grifting psychopaths.

Any so-called Conservative outfit that would call anything that vicious meat sack has done in his 50 miserable years sucking on the publics teet is a CON.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:58 AM (up/3i)

160 ...and it's getting light outside, so I'm probably going to go take a nap. Back to normal working hours tomorrow.

Good night everybody!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 29, 2023 07:01 AM (gHSfI)

161 Babylon Bee on Target:

https://tinyurl.com/52zmskat

(Nitter)

LOL

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 07:01 AM (Dzf2t)

162 It's a garbage organization inhabited by pedophilic grifting psychopaths.

Any so-called Conservative outfit that would call anything that vicious meat sack has done in his 50 miserable years sucking on the publics teet is a CON.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:58 AM (up/3i)
===
Someone's in a "mood" this morning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 07:02 AM (RIvkX)

163 Student loan payments will be restarted after this debt deal. Those evil Republicans will no doubt be blamed for the poverty inflicted.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:02 AM (iayUP)

164 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 29, 2023 07:03 AM (2hlEI)

165 I think this is true of most TV series. It's interesting to watch the early episodes of almost anything, but especially comedies, to see what worked from the beginning, what was dropped, which characters were highlighted over the years.
=====
This weekend's binge on one of the OTA free channels: Bosom Buddies.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023 07:04 AM (MIKMs)

166 Trust the ~~science~~ ideology:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfjwh3f

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 07:04 AM (Dzf2t)

167 Student loan payments will be restarted after this debt deal. Those evil Republicans will no doubt be blamed for the poverty inflicted.
Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:02 AM (iayUP)
===
It's outrageous! We won't pay.
-an entire generation of spoiled leftist brats

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 29, 2023 07:05 AM (RIvkX)

168 Student loan payments will be restarted after this debt deal. Those evil Republicans will no doubt be blamed for the poverty inflicted.
Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:02 AM (iayUP)

Am i the only one who reads bullshit from people saying "bad thing X because Republicans" and my immediate thought is "mwuaaah-hahahahahaaaaa!"...?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2023 07:06 AM (7pHW5)

169 More than 300 COVID-19-related articles have been retracted — long after they’d done their damage — due to a lack of scientific truthfulness and ethical guidelines, according to Retraction Watch, a website that monitors retractions of science-related articles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 07:06 AM (BRHaw)

170 CON.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 29, 2023 06:58 AM (up/3i)

IT'S SHORT FOR CONSERVATIVE ARTIST

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 29, 2023 07:07 AM (9UlRk)

171 This weekend's binge on one of the OTA free channels: Bosom Buddies.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2023

***
I used to have that channel when it was called Decades. Soon after changing its name to Catchy Comedy, it vanished from my channel lineup even after I did a re-scan to try and pick it up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 07:07 AM (omVj0)

172 Heh... Transheiser Busch has apparently signed a deal with Harley-Davidson to promote Bud.

Too late -- also a terrible move on Harley's part. They'll be lucky to get out of this without Harleys becoming a sign of trannyness.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:10 AM (Y6AXb)

173 There must be some really stupid and gay people at the top of these companies.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:11 AM (iayUP)

174 I see that ManBallsOnChin got his pet pipeline wedged into the "deal", so all is well as far as he's concerned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:11 AM (Y6AXb)

175 I see that ManBallsOnChin got his pet pipeline wedged into the "deal", so all is well as far as he's concerned.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:11 AM (Y6AXb)
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There's a pipeline for pets??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 29, 2023 07:12 AM (2hlEI)

176 It's interesting to watch the early episodes of almost anything, but especially comedies, to see what worked from the beginning, what was dropped, which characters were highlighted over the years.

Yay- another way to waste time on streaming video!
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at May 29, 2023

***
U.N.C.L.E. in its first year, when its creator Sam Rolfe was in charge, was more plausible and we saw better how the organization might work and when it would be needed. Bewitched was more about the love between Darrin and Samantha and less about someone being turned into a turtle. Trek was more about Kirk having to make a decision.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 07:12 AM (omVj0)

177 I think the ban on pedestrian cussing in the content is a net positive. It's led directly to some mellifluous turns of phrase without which the world would be a far inferior place. Sort of like how the strictures of meter lead a poet to grander heights of expression than prose is capable of.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2023 07:12 AM (9UlRk)

178 166 Trust the ~~science~~ ideology:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfjwh3f

(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 07:04 AM (Dzf2t)

She seems nice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 29, 2023 07:13 AM (PiwSw)

179 No breakfast yet but flag is up

Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 07:13 AM (xhxe8)

180 The San Francisco CrockOfShitNicle is reporting that three "girls" have dropped out of the state track and field championship due to a "cloud of fear and hate".

"Girls". You bet. Sure thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:15 AM (Y6AXb)

181 Had my workout, got cleaned up and ate breakfast. Now I'm enjoying a pipe of Sir Walter Raleigh while watching Steve McQueen in Wanted Dead or Alive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 07:16 AM (omVj0)

182 "Sort of like how the strictures of meter lead a poet to grander heights of expression than prose is capable of.
Posted by: Warai-otoko"

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:16 AM (iayUP)

183 > Now I'm enjoying a pipe of Sir Walter Raleigh

"Fresh, fresh, so fresh in the pouch..."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:16 AM (Y6AXb)

184 Ace says that the obscenities turn off the advertisers. I submit that some of the ads are even more offensive, and that King Harv doesn't give a damn.

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:18 AM (iayUP)

185 No breakfast yet but flag is up
Posted by: Skip

No breakfast yet ?

Are you ill ?

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 07:18 AM (T4tVD)

186 Police officer nearly gets obliteratd by drunk driver. Unremarkable, except that the officer is cute, she cries, and her name is Tori Teets.

youtube.com/watch?v=uku15nyoJyA

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 29, 2023 07:19 AM (MvF+J)

187 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 29, 2023 07:20 AM (DhOHl)

188 That 80 billon dollars to the IRS for new agents? Slashed! to 78.1 billion. Thanks Kevin!

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:21 AM (iayUP)

189 "Birdbath status?"

1100UTC: Clean, pristine.
1104UTC: Starlings arrive.
1121UTC: Mud.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 29, 2023 07:21 AM (MvF+J)

190 > "Fresh, fresh, so fresh in the pouch..."

https://is.gd/qTiOkF

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:22 AM (Y6AXb)

191 Now I'm enjoying a pipe of Sir Walter Raleigh

"Fresh, fresh, so fresh in the pouch..."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023

***
I like it in the pouch, but I've learned to air-dry most tobaccos for a quarter hour or more on a saucer. If they're too moist, the heat produces steam, and that leads to "tongue bite." Since I've been doing that and sipping at the smoke as well, my pipe times are much cooler and more enjoyable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 07:24 AM (omVj0)

192 That 80 billon dollars to the IRS for new agents? Slashed! to 78.1 billion. Thanks Kevin!
Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:21 AM (iayUP)
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That's almost 2 1/2%! Wowsers!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 29, 2023 07:24 AM (2hlEI)

193 > Thanks Kevin!

Hey, he won some major concessions. For example, Pelosi agreed to use lube when she assrapes him with her husband's boyfriend's hammer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023 07:25 AM (Y6AXb)

194 "Fresh, fresh, so fresh in the pouch..."
*
https://is.gd/qTiOkF
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 29, 2023

***
Grand stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 07:25 AM (omVj0)

195 Morning peeps.

Our place looks like something out of 1955... red, white and blue buntings and other assorted nationalistic trimmings.

Drives the leftists insane.

Oh.... wait

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 29, 2023 07:26 AM (Q4IgG)

196 Sir Walter "Oh-what-a-big-ship-I've-got" Raleigh.

Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at May 29, 2023 07:27 AM (2hlEI)

197 Wasn't Harley going electric?

While driving out to the graveyards yesterday, I saw a group of three guys on goldwing style motorcycles. One of the guys was texting.

Texting.

Seriously.

On a motorcycle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2023 07:28 AM (zZu0s)

198 Birdbath is in use !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 07:29 AM (T4tVD)

199 "A lot of people have no clue that agriculture contributes about 33 percent of all the emissions of the world," Kerry said, "depending a little bit on how you count it, but it's anywhere from 26 to 33. And we can't get to net zero, we don't get this job done, unless agriculture is front and center as part of the solution. So all of us understand here. The depths of this mission."

I think it is time we start learning how to stop eating!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 07:29 AM (BRHaw)

200 The odd thing is that, despite its connection via the name to the guy who brought tobacco back from the New World, the Sir Walter Raleigh brand is only about 100 years old. You'd have thought somebody would have slapped the name on a product a lot sooner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 29, 2023 07:29 AM (omVj0)

201 I went to a Taco Bell for the first time in so many years I don't remember when I last entered one of their junk food factories. When I looked for somebody to take my order I was told by an employee to use the touch screen kiosk and if I didn't want to use, well, have a nice day. I was like, really? I can't wait for when all customer service fast fast food restaurants are AI drive self serve mad houses. Is it a felony to kill a kiosk? I am pretty sure I will have my answer within days after these start rolling out at scale.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 07:30 AM (a175k)

202 "Is it a felony to kill a kiosk?"

They have a kiosk where you can request treatment, resources and programs for kiosk-killers.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 29, 2023 07:31 AM (MvF+J)

203 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 29, 2023 07:32 AM (v0mat)

204 The odd thing is that, despite its connection via the name to the guy who brought tobacco back from the New World, the Sir Walter Raleigh brand is only about 100 years old. You'd have thought somebody would have slapped the name on a product a lot sooner.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I heard was "He was such a stupid git."

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 07:32 AM (a175k)

205 I don't want to use a nasty touch screen. How about a screen that works with hand gestures?

Posted by: fd at May 29, 2023 07:32 AM (iayUP)

206 You have Sir Walter Raleigh in a pouch?

Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2023 07:32 AM (SYTee)

207
J
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Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2023 07:32 AM (BRHaw)

208 my phone was twenty bucks over at the dollar store; pretty good, really.
no magnetometer chip, so no compass. mildly pesky.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 29, 2023 07:34 AM (v0mat)

209 I can't wait for when all customer service fast fast food restaurants are AI drive self serve mad houses. Is it a felony to kill a kiosk? I am pretty sure I will have my answer within days after these start rolling out at scale.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 07:30 AM (a175k)
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Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2igRcGxlshA

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 29, 2023 07:34 AM (2hlEI)

210
My credit union 'upgraded' their on-line software and now it's fvcked up. Like totally. Message at top of screen says “Due to high call volume you may experience delays”. No shit Sherlock.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2023 07:35 AM (enJYY)

211 Nice weather here, but the damn tree and grass pollen is still through the roof. Eyes watering, nose running, waiting for the Claritin to kick in. Never had any problems with it until about ten years ago. I'm going to throw a bottle of windex and some extra paper towels in the car and take a nice drive through cattle country, with a stop and a super no touch car wash. Filthy Car needs a bath and vacuum, and I don't want to talk about the windows.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (lz5hY)

212 "My X 'upgraded' their Z software and now it's fvcked up."

The Software Life Cycle.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM (MvF+J)

213 when I click the link I get a 404 error. Could a COB take a look at that please?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 29, 2023 06:42 AM (LrYuZ)

That's Pixy. He has been asked many times to fix it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2023 07:38 AM (lIySD)

214 Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days, moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are - one equal temper of heroic hearts made weak by time and fate but strong in will, to strive, to seek, to find and not to yield. Tennyson
Remember the day.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 29, 2023 07:39 AM (oWBc3)

215
"My X 'upgraded' their Z software and now it's fvcked up."

The Software Life Cycle.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 29, 2023 07:36 AM

I feel sorry for the people who went somewhere this weekend and now can't pay their bills. What a time to roll out an 'upgrade'. My adblocking software says they've added something like 20 additional sites to snoop on customers. Way to go asswipes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 29, 2023 08:29 AM (enJYY)

216 147 Star Spangled Banner

Whitney
https://youtu.be/uAYKTMQl7MQ

Chris Stapleton
https://youtu.be/WFKXJ091Ed4

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 06:48 AM (2eroL)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 08:37 AM (4tUZx)

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Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2023 07:12 AM (9UlRk)

Nice! Nicely phrased!

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219

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