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Saturday Overnight Open Thread – 05/27/2022
They were repurposed as fabric for women’s dresses.
In the 1930’s, the Great Depression began to have a widespread impact on North Americans, and more and more women had to save as much money as possible when it came to household expenses. Feed sacks began to be more widely utilized to make clothing, in addition to rags, towels, etc. The companies manufacturing these goods took notice of this increasingly popular trend, making their sacks easier to creatively recycle was not only helpful to the North American housewife, but it was a genius marketing move, in that it encouraged people to buy their products.
In 1879, a survey party marched north from Four Corners, placing markers at every mile. The surveyors eventually reached the Wyoming border, but not where they thought they’d end up. Later surveys, in 1885 and 1893, found out where the original surveyors had gone wrong, but by that time the border as surveyed had become the official one. The biggest error occurs just south of the road connecting La Sal, Utah to Paradox, Colorado. Across an eight-mile stretch, the surveyors strayed westward before regaining true north. The resulting deviation is 3860 feet (1.18 kilometers).
Chaser:
Hair of the Dog:
During peak Covid, when I couldn’t enter my office building or get on a plane without wearing a mask, I’d have one around my face, but under my nose, or possibly just hanging on my chin. That generally satisfied the enforcers of Covid sharia, while allowing me to breathe, and to also register my protest against the covidiocy. Is DiCaprio actually trying to virtue signal, even though the mask is under his nose? Or is there a woman or an agent in his life demanding that DiCaprio remain true to the Covidian faith by wearing its amulet, forcing him to still do what so many of us did back in 2020?
A California city will make an exception to its natural gas ban for world-famous chef José Andrés, after the landlords for the chef's planned restaurant warned Andrés may pull out over the regulation.
In the spirit of Ginger vs Mary Ann, here are your ballots: GUYS: Carrie Fisher or Marie Osmond? GALS: Harrison Ford or Kris Kristofferson? (You can also write in Redd Foxx or Donny Osmond.)
I believe it was Ricochet’s Jon Gabriel who created the COMPLY sticker. It seems appropriate here.
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whoa
Posted by: DB at May 27, 2023 10:00 PM (geLO8)
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Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:01 PM (qoGsy)
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Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 27, 2023 10:01 PM (Bd6X8)
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Top 10?
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 27, 2023 10:01 PM (Rpdcm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2023 10:02 PM (vHIgi)
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Good evening horde!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 27, 2023 10:03 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: DB at May 27, 2023 10:05 PM (geLO8)
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At "this old farm house" there was a small footstool I recall from my youth ... it became very worn, and sometime after 2000 I opened it to find eight used cans stacked and wrapped inside the footstool.
CANS ... they used cans for their footstool. They improvised many things.
CANS ... they used cans for their footstool. They improvised many things.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 27, 2023 10:07 PM (Cus5s)
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Lutefiske. No hangover ever.
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2023 10:09 PM (Uv0D2)
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Planned Parenthood is laying off up to 20% of its workforce. What a darn shame.
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Well, I hear that Detroit is always looking for hit men.
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Well, I hear that Detroit is always looking for hit men.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 27, 2023 10:09 PM (FVME7)
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To Whom Is Masked DiCaprio Being Obedient?
Maybe he has some really disgusting STD that he doesn't want to spread through his moist breath.
Maybe he has some really disgusting STD that he doesn't want to spread through his moist breath.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2023 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
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Hangover cure?
Watermelon. Helps get a good amount of water back into you quickly and it's light on the belly.
Watermelon. Helps get a good amount of water back into you quickly and it's light on the belly.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:11 PM (qoGsy)
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Gotta love the countries where the hangover cure is more alcohol.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 27, 2023 10:11 PM (u5DKs)
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I memorized an old prayer today - Actiones nostras
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2023 10:11 PM (vHIgi)
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place is kinda empty
circus in town, or what
circus in town, or what
Posted by: DB at May 27, 2023 10:12 PM (geLO8)
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DiCaprio: hiding Obama's leftover....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (Angsy)
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Planned Parenthood is laying off up to 20% of its workforce. What a darn shame.
What? Some of them getting the ax? Cutting down staff? Terminating them?
F*cking ghouls.
What? Some of them getting the ax? Cutting down staff? Terminating them?
F*cking ghouls.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (sAmhv)
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McCartney actually actually good on the upright bass. Surprised, I am.
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (Uv0D2)
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There are sections in the Cascades in Oregon that can't be surveyed by ground by traditional means because of magnetic deviations, probably from magma chambers or the like. The use of GPS really nailed those areas down, but until those came along they pretty much went by roadmaps in the forest.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (xhaym)
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>>@greg_price11
>>BREAKING: The “Republican” supermajority in the Texas House of Reps has voted to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton on a 121-23 vote.
Maybe I won't move to Texas.
The vote to impeach wasn't even close and it's complete bullshit. I can get that in my blue state.
You can't run from marxist. Stay where you are and don't give them an inch.
>>BREAKING: The “Republican” supermajority in the Texas House of Reps has voted to impeach Attorney General Ken Paxton on a 121-23 vote.
Maybe I won't move to Texas.
The vote to impeach wasn't even close and it's complete bullshit. I can get that in my blue state.
You can't run from marxist. Stay where you are and don't give them an inch.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2023 10:14 PM (ZLI7S)
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I like the Wolf meme. BUT
@What's the worse?
worse?
c'mon man. don't nobody no no good engrish anymo?
@What's the worse?
worse?
c'mon man. don't nobody no no good engrish anymo?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2023 10:14 PM (FCbAQ)
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I memorized an old prayer today - Actiones nostras
Posted by: vmom
Nice vmom! It has a delightful meter to my ear.
Posted by: vmom
Nice vmom! It has a delightful meter to my ear.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:14 PM (qoGsy)
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Planned Parenthood is laying off up to 20% of its workforce. What a darn shame.
So is the Sierra Club.
Trump becomes President again, and all these organizations become fat and rich again.
Senile Democratic child molesters in the Oval Office do not encourage contributions to Left-wing organizations.
So is the Sierra Club.
Trump becomes President again, and all these organizations become fat and rich again.
Senile Democratic child molesters in the Oval Office do not encourage contributions to Left-wing organizations.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 10:15 PM (2tUFv)
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24 Planned Parenthood is laying off up to 20% of its workforce. What a darn shame.
So is the Sierra Club.
Trump becomes President again, and all these organizations become fat and rich again.
Senile Democratic child molesters in the Oval Office do not encourage contributions to Left-wing organizations.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month!
Can't grift when you're getting everything you have agitated for.
So is the Sierra Club.
Trump becomes President again, and all these organizations become fat and rich again.
Senile Democratic child molesters in the Oval Office do not encourage contributions to Left-wing organizations.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month!
Can't grift when you're getting everything you have agitated for.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:16 PM (sAmhv)
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Nice vmom! It has a delightful meter to my ear.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:14 PM (qoGsy)
Yes it do.
Benedictio Ante Mensam is next, hopefully
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:14 PM (qoGsy)
Yes it do.
Benedictio Ante Mensam is next, hopefully
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2023 10:16 PM (vHIgi)
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Evening Horde. Thx for the ONT Buck. Cure for a hangover. Simple: don't stop drinking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 10:16 PM (/0N3H)
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I think my dad did the raw egg thing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2023 10:17 PM (vHIgi)
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Pedialite.
There is actually a pre-drinking macrobiotic called Z-biotic that has a jiggered strain of Bacillus subtilis var natto that digests the breakdown products of alcohol in your gut so your liver won't have to get it via your bloodstream, but until then I will fall back to Pedialite.
There is actually a pre-drinking macrobiotic called Z-biotic that has a jiggered strain of Bacillus subtilis var natto that digests the breakdown products of alcohol in your gut so your liver won't have to get it via your bloodstream, but until then I will fall back to Pedialite.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 10:17 PM (xhaym)
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Well, I hear that Detroit is always looking for hit men.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Nah. Detroiters don't need hitmen. They do their own killin'.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Nah. Detroiters don't need hitmen. They do their own killin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2023 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
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So is the Sierra Club.
Trump becomes President again, and all these organizations become fat and rich again.
Senile Democratic child molesters in the Oval Office do not encourage contributions to Left-wing organizations.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 10:15 PM (2tUFv)
Planned Parenthood maybe. But the Sierra Club? No their money comes from government "sanctions" where the company has to make donations to them. And that does happen under democrats.
Trump becomes President again, and all these organizations become fat and rich again.
Senile Democratic child molesters in the Oval Office do not encourage contributions to Left-wing organizations.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 10:15 PM (2tUFv)
Planned Parenthood maybe. But the Sierra Club? No their money comes from government "sanctions" where the company has to make donations to them. And that does happen under democrats.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 27, 2023 10:21 PM (u5DKs)
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Good evening morons and thanks buck
The mask thing is positively disgusting. Like physically gross and repulsive.
Sir, your mask is soiled and dirty. Please change it once in a while. Do you wear the same underwear everyday too?
The mask thing is positively disgusting. Like physically gross and repulsive.
Sir, your mask is soiled and dirty. Please change it once in a while. Do you wear the same underwear everyday too?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2023 10:22 PM (RIvkX)
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Cure for a hangover. Simple: don't stop drinking
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Ah, the 'Leaving Las Vegas' method.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Ah, the 'Leaving Las Vegas' method.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:22 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 10:22 PM (Angsy)
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GUYS: Carrie Fisher or Marie Osmond?
Definitely Marie.
Kris Kristofferson looks mortified to be on that trainwreck of a show. He probably killed his agent the next day.
Definitely Marie.
Kris Kristofferson looks mortified to be on that trainwreck of a show. He probably killed his agent the next day.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:23 PM (eOEVl)
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Trying pickle juice as a head and chest cold tonic tomorrow.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 27, 2023 10:23 PM (k1Qly)
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On the night of Oct 31,1864, to strengthen the hand of Abraham Lincoln in the coming election, Nevada transmitted their new constitution over the telegraph to Washington DC, so that they could be entered into the Union in time for the General Election in the coming weeks. This set a record for the longest telegram ever sent.
Posted by: Neo at May 27, 2023 10:23 PM (RovqD)
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My cure for a hangover is nothing but to suffer for my stupidity long enough to learn not to get so drunk.
It's taken decades, but it worked!
It's taken decades, but it worked!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2023 10:23 PM (FCbAQ)
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Well, Miss Lindsey in Kiev today was nice enough to explain America's Priorities:
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxnp3er
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxnp3er
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 10:24 PM (2tUFv)
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29 Pedialite.
There is actually a pre-drinking macrobiotic called Z-biotic that has a jiggered strain of Bacillus subtilis var natto that digests the breakdown products of alcohol in your gut so your liver won't have to get it via your bloodstream, but until then I will fall back to Pedialite.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 10:17 PM (xhaym)
I think a decent amount of water before you fall asleep is likely sufficient too. I don't think I've ever had a bad hangover but I've felt rough before. And usually when I have some water before passing out helps a great deal in avoiding that.
There is actually a pre-drinking macrobiotic called Z-biotic that has a jiggered strain of Bacillus subtilis var natto that digests the breakdown products of alcohol in your gut so your liver won't have to get it via your bloodstream, but until then I will fall back to Pedialite.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 10:17 PM (xhaym)
I think a decent amount of water before you fall asleep is likely sufficient too. I don't think I've ever had a bad hangover but I've felt rough before. And usually when I have some water before passing out helps a great deal in avoiding that.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 27, 2023 10:25 PM (u5DKs)
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:26 PM (iayUP)
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34 Yay! We're saved! Or screwed.
https://tinyurl.com/4jfnk236
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Go with 'screwed'. On the bright side, we're never going to pay off that deficit anyway! Yay!
https://tinyurl.com/4jfnk236
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Go with 'screwed'. On the bright side, we're never going to pay off that deficit anyway! Yay!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:26 PM (sAmhv)
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Yay! We're saved! Or screwed.
https://tinyurl.com/4jfnk236
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 10:22 PM (Angsy)
McCarthy in brief remarks at the Capitol, said that “we still have a lot of work to do.”
But the Republican speaker said: “I believe this is an agreement in principle that’s worthy of the American people.”
Well that tells you right there what they think of the American people.
Yay! We're saved! Or screwed.
https://tinyurl.com/4jfnk236
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 10:22 PM (Angsy)
McCarthy in brief remarks at the Capitol, said that “we still have a lot of work to do.”
But the Republican speaker said: “I believe this is an agreement in principle that’s worthy of the American people.”
Well that tells you right there what they think of the American people.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 27, 2023 10:26 PM (FCbAQ)
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Kris Kristofferson looks mortified to be on that trainwreck of a show. He probably killed his agent the next day.
Posted by: Archimedes
He was fine. The cocaine and whiskey dulled the pain.
Posted by: Archimedes
He was fine. The cocaine and whiskey dulled the pain.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
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Thanks for the dandy ONT, Buck!
Love the story on the flour sacks. Flour and shot bags are still being reused and recycled nowadays.
Love the story on the flour sacks. Flour and shot bags are still being reused and recycled nowadays.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 27, 2023 10:28 PM (vfKOf)
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When a normal company "terminates" an employee, you can picture them carrying a box of their belongings out of the building.
When planned infanticide "terminates" an employee, you can picture them being carried out of the building as so many severed legs, arms, heads, torsos, in a box.
Such is their ethos. They've lived by it, I would not cry if their "terminations" were such, to the very end. Meanwhile, I'll just pop popcorn, and be entertained.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
When planned infanticide "terminates" an employee, you can picture them being carried out of the building as so many severed legs, arms, heads, torsos, in a box.
Such is their ethos. They've lived by it, I would not cry if their "terminations" were such, to the very end. Meanwhile, I'll just pop popcorn, and be entertained.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2023 10:28 PM (e6UQI)
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But the Sierra Club? No their money comes from government "sanctions" where the company has to make donations to them. And that does happen under democrats.
They're still laying people off.
Sierra Club, the largest anti-nuclear environmental group in America, appears to be coming apart at the seams.
Last month, Ben Jealous, the 130 year-old organization’s new Executive Director, announced major layoffs. The Sierra Club, he told employees, was restructuring and needed to cut its budget.
“The Sierra Club says the layoffs—the precise number yet to be revealed—are meant to help fill a projected $40 million shortfall for the coming year. (For context, the Sierra Club spent $151 million in 2022.),” reports The New Republic. “The budget the group’s board of directors approved the day before the call features drastic cuts that would purportedly shrink that deficit to just $2.3 million.”
Cutting one-quarter of its budget.
They're still laying people off.
Sierra Club, the largest anti-nuclear environmental group in America, appears to be coming apart at the seams.
Last month, Ben Jealous, the 130 year-old organization’s new Executive Director, announced major layoffs. The Sierra Club, he told employees, was restructuring and needed to cut its budget.
“The Sierra Club says the layoffs—the precise number yet to be revealed—are meant to help fill a projected $40 million shortfall for the coming year. (For context, the Sierra Club spent $151 million in 2022.),” reports The New Republic. “The budget the group’s board of directors approved the day before the call features drastic cuts that would purportedly shrink that deficit to just $2.3 million.”
Cutting one-quarter of its budget.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 10:29 PM (2tUFv)
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Hangover cure is a bagel egg and bacon sandwich at Troy's deli on 39th and Sansom
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2023 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
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c'mon man. don't nobody no no good engrish anymo?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
No, and as far as I can tell, it's getting worst.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
No, and as far as I can tell, it's getting worst.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 27, 2023 10:30 PM (iKBwy)
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That version of "Jolene" was fantastic and probably the first time I've ever not wanted to kick the whole band where it really hurts. Thanks, Buck.
I'm not old enough to have ever worn a flour sack dress, but I do remember my older female relatives talking about them. And while they might not have used flour sacks after the war, none of them bought store made dresses, skirts, or blouses. I think it was close to the '70s before store bought clothes started appearing in our family c!osets.
I'm not old enough to have ever worn a flour sack dress, but I do remember my older female relatives talking about them. And while they might not have used flour sacks after the war, none of them bought store made dresses, skirts, or blouses. I think it was close to the '70s before store bought clothes started appearing in our family c!osets.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at May 27, 2023 10:30 PM (B7rlW)
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48 Hangover cure is a bagel egg and bacon sandwich at Troy's deli on 39th and Sansom
holy !!! YES THAT IS CORRECT
holy !!! YES THAT IS CORRECT
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 27, 2023 10:31 PM (w0NJk)
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Thank you for ONT BT!
Greetings everyone from Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of California..........
GUYS: Carrie Fisher or Marie Osmond?
Marie Osmond but only if Valerie Bertinelli isn't available....(didn't Carrie assume room temperature?)
Greetings everyone from Democratic Socialist Peoples Republic of California..........
GUYS: Carrie Fisher or Marie Osmond?
Marie Osmond but only if Valerie Bertinelli isn't available....(didn't Carrie assume room temperature?)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 10:31 PM (0TAPG)
53
Well, Miss Lindsey in Kiev today was nice enough to explain America's Priorities:
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxnp3er
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 10:24 PM (2tUFv)
Yet, they're still there....
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxnp3er
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 10:24 PM (2tUFv)
Yet, they're still there....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 10:31 PM (Angsy)
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@33 only in Hollywood movies would a Las Vegas hooker look like Elisabeth Shue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 10:32 PM (/0N3H)
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Yay! We're saved! Or screwed
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Gotta keep the inflation rolling. Otherwise people might realize that their comfort and wealth are a scam right now.
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Gotta keep the inflation rolling. Otherwise people might realize that their comfort and wealth are a scam right now.
Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2023 10:32 PM (kOpft)
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Still had flour in 5# cloth sacks when I wad a kid...we used 'em for bases...didn't last long.
Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2023 10:33 PM (AwYPR)
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>>Well that tells you right there what they think of the American people.
Despite predictions McCarthy has actually done what he said he would do so far.
I'm not expecting a miracle but I won't be surprised if he gets more than was predicted and it pisses off the squad types even more than those who want everything to burn.
Despite predictions McCarthy has actually done what he said he would do so far.
I'm not expecting a miracle but I won't be surprised if he gets more than was predicted and it pisses off the squad types even more than those who want everything to burn.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2023 10:34 PM (ZLI7S)
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The best I can tell is, they promise not to spend any more the next two years than they spend this year.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:36 PM (iayUP)
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Throckmorton's First Law still applies if it's a one-man (woman) "band?"
In that case.....
https://youtu.be/mlVpBTpaOU8
In that case.....
https://youtu.be/mlVpBTpaOU8
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
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My mom showed us a number of flour sack dresses that she had saved from the depression years. When I was a kid, staying at Grammi's farm, the quilts she would lay on us were patchworks of old worn out jackets, shirts, other quilts, and scraps from other sewing projects. No fancy patterns - just pieces parts sewn together to make a useful good.
That gal could stretch a buck.
That gal could stretch a buck.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:37 PM (qoGsy)
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54 @33 only in Hollywood movies would a Las Vegas hooker look like Elisabeth Shue
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Depends on what you're willing to pay, I expect
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Depends on what you're willing to pay, I expect
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2023 10:38 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2023 10:38 PM (RIvkX)
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Per Pliny:
" The ashes of a swallow’s beak, bruised with myrrh and sprinkled in the wine, act as a preservative against intoxication.
Horus, king of Assyria, was the first to discover this."
" The ashes of a swallow’s beak, bruised with myrrh and sprinkled in the wine, act as a preservative against intoxication.
Horus, king of Assyria, was the first to discover this."
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:39 PM (iayUP)
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Come the Burning Times, I'm looking forward to the Tik-Tok and Instagram thots showing off their flour sack outfits they made.
The Kardasshians are gonna need some pretty big sacks...
Come the Burning Times, I'm looking forward to the Tik-Tok and Instagram thots showing off their flour sack outfits they made.
The Kardasshians are gonna need some pretty big sacks...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at May 27, 2023 10:39 PM (f1Vqw)
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15 place is kinda empty
circus in town, or what
Posted by: DB at May 27, 2023 10:12 PM (geLO
Does seem kind of slow tonight...maybe it will pick up later?
circus in town, or what
Posted by: DB at May 27, 2023 10:12 PM (geLO
Does seem kind of slow tonight...maybe it will pick up later?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 10:40 PM (0TAPG)
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(didn't Carrie assume room temperature?)
Yep. Her and her mom died within days of each other. Carrie first, then Debbie Reynolds.
Yep. Her and her mom died within days of each other. Carrie first, then Debbie Reynolds.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:40 PM (sAmhv)
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Just asked my 93 yr old mother. Yep, my grandmother made many a flour sack dress for her and her sisters back in the '30s and later.
Just asked my 93 yr old mother. Yep, my grandmother made many a flour sack dress for her and her sisters back in the '30s and later.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at May 27, 2023 10:41 PM (f1Vqw)
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My mom showed us a number of flour sack dresses that she had saved from the depression years. When I was a kid, staying at Grammi's farm, the quilts she would lay on us were patchworks of old worn out jackets, shirts, other quilts, and scraps from other sewing projects. No fancy patterns - just pieces parts sewn together to make a useful good.
That gal could stretch a buck.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:37 PM (qoGsy)
***
My mom didn't have her dresses anymore when I was a kid, but she kept several blankets she and her mom had made back then. truly a different time.
That gal could stretch a buck.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:37 PM (qoGsy)
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My mom didn't have her dresses anymore when I was a kid, but she kept several blankets she and her mom had made back then. truly a different time.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 10:42 PM (YGqO/)
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I don't know if anyone else noticed, but the Brit hangover cure is baked beans, egg, bacon, and sausage. I'm not sure how one would drink that.
The Romanian one is heavy on cow's stomach. I think that's more likely to make you vomit than recover.
The Romanian one is heavy on cow's stomach. I think that's more likely to make you vomit than recover.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:43 PM (eOEVl)
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The Kardasshians are gonna need some pretty big sacks...
I reckon they'll just walk around with their asses hanging out...like they do now.
I reckon they'll just walk around with their asses hanging out...like they do now.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:44 PM (eOEVl)
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Tomatoes and mushrooms too; can't forget those.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 27, 2023 10:45 PM (k1Qly)
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heh. Yep.
@sarahgchris
Jesus fucking Christ. $10 b from tax enforcement in a big ol gift to rich tax cheats; work requirements & time limits in SNAP & TANF to push poor ppl deeper into poverty; NDD cuts of 5% in real dollars. Is there anything the White House didn't cave on?
Biden had other choices but now he’s opened the floodgates to even worse hostage-taking in two years. With an even crazier GOP.
The party that stormed the Capitol to hang the vice president and overthrow democracy is not going to magically, heal itself.
We’re fucked.
@sarahgchris
Jesus fucking Christ. $10 b from tax enforcement in a big ol gift to rich tax cheats; work requirements & time limits in SNAP & TANF to push poor ppl deeper into poverty; NDD cuts of 5% in real dollars. Is there anything the White House didn't cave on?
Biden had other choices but now he’s opened the floodgates to even worse hostage-taking in two years. With an even crazier GOP.
The party that stormed the Capitol to hang the vice president and overthrow democracy is not going to magically, heal itself.
We’re fucked.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2023 10:45 PM (ZLI7S)
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69 I don't know if anyone else noticed, but the Brit hangover cure is baked beans, egg, bacon, and sausage. I'm not sure how one would drink that.
Posted by: Archimedes
An English Breakfast. I liked them. Not sure they did much for my hangover but it filled me up for the day so I could go out and explore more pubs in wherever I was visiting in England. Hmm, maybe they did cure a hangover.
Posted by: Archimedes
An English Breakfast. I liked them. Not sure they did much for my hangover but it filled me up for the day so I could go out and explore more pubs in wherever I was visiting in England. Hmm, maybe they did cure a hangover.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:46 PM (sAmhv)
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Actually, with the exception of sparkling wine, I do not get hangovers. If I drink too much, I'll be tired the next morning, but essentially I feel fine.
Champagne is a guaranteed headache.
Champagne is a guaranteed headache.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 10:46 PM (YGqO/)
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" The ashes of a swallow’s beak, bruised with myrrh and sprinkled in the wine, act as a preservative against intoxication.
Horus, king of Assyria, was the first to discover this."
Posted by: fd
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Something tells me he discovered that while staggering around the barbecue pit with a goblet in his hand and landing flat on his back in the garden.
" The ashes of a swallow’s beak, bruised with myrrh and sprinkled in the wine, act as a preservative against intoxication.
Horus, king of Assyria, was the first to discover this."
Posted by: fd
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Something tells me he discovered that while staggering around the barbecue pit with a goblet in his hand and landing flat on his back in the garden.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2023 10:47 PM (lCaJd)
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Flour sacks! Luxury! We had one pair of underwear to share, made from a powdered milk can.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:47 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:48 PM (sAmhv)
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I would rather drink Syrup of Ipecac than drink pickled herring.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2023 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
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Something tells me he discovered that while staggering around the barbecue pit with a goblet in his hand and landing flat on his back in the garden.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Just a typical Roman orgy
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Just a typical Roman orgy
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2023 10:50 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 10:50 PM (YGqO/)
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Flour sacks! Luxury! We had one pair of underwear to share, made from a powdered milk can.
Posted by: fd
Ha! Grampa did tell me he couldn't afford new tires for the tractor, a Ford 9N, during the war and they wouldn't hold air any more. So, he filled them with dried, shelled corn and drove the damn thing into the creek. The corn absorbed the water and then swelled. The tires were then puffed up enough that he could ride on them for a time.
Posted by: fd
Ha! Grampa did tell me he couldn't afford new tires for the tractor, a Ford 9N, during the war and they wouldn't hold air any more. So, he filled them with dried, shelled corn and drove the damn thing into the creek. The corn absorbed the water and then swelled. The tires were then puffed up enough that he could ride on them for a time.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:51 PM (qoGsy)
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I would rather drink Syrup of Ipecac than drink pickled herring.
I suppose the chart doesn't mean one drinks these cures if they aren't liquid, it's just a convenient way to show them. Still, pickled herring? Perhaps this is the origin of the Skandi nobility, the hurl (jarl).
I suppose the chart doesn't mean one drinks these cures if they aren't liquid, it's just a convenient way to show them. Still, pickled herring? Perhaps this is the origin of the Skandi nobility, the hurl (jarl).
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:51 PM (eOEVl)
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"The tires were then puffed up enough that he could ride on them for a time.
Posted by: Tonypete"
Heh, I've used expanding spray foam for that.
Posted by: Tonypete"
Heh, I've used expanding spray foam for that.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:53 PM (iayUP)
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my mother had an enormous stack of flour sacks that she sewed with - this was well after the depression and she had some in with a flour company who gave her a bunch of old sacks when they went to paper.
When she died, my oldest sister gave everything to neighbors, but since they were Mennonite, I'm certain they made good use of them. Still burns that she didnt ask if the rest of us kids wanted something of Mom's.
When she died, my oldest sister gave everything to neighbors, but since they were Mennonite, I'm certain they made good use of them. Still burns that she didnt ask if the rest of us kids wanted something of Mom's.
Posted by: Moki at May 27, 2023 10:53 PM (JrN/x)
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The party that stormed the Capitol to hang the vice president and overthrow democracy is not going to magically, heal itself.
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I wish the GOP was half of what progtards think it is.
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I wish the GOP was half of what progtards think it is.
Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2023 10:53 PM (kOpft)
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That was a tad overwrought.
From the party that still believes Trump is a Russian spy despite the fact it has not only been debunked but proven that both Obama and Biden knew it was campaign dirt from Hillary and they let the CIA and FBI push it as real for 4 years?
I don't think they are even smart enough to be wrought let alone overwrought. But I do enjoy their tears.
We are up against seriously stupid people. We need to stop trying to reason with them and just keep punching. It's all the understand.
From the party that still believes Trump is a Russian spy despite the fact it has not only been debunked but proven that both Obama and Biden knew it was campaign dirt from Hillary and they let the CIA and FBI push it as real for 4 years?
I don't think they are even smart enough to be wrought let alone overwrought. But I do enjoy their tears.
We are up against seriously stupid people. We need to stop trying to reason with them and just keep punching. It's all the understand.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2023 10:54 PM (ZLI7S)
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Well, Miss Lindsey in Kiev today was nice enough to explain America's Priorities:
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
Fu*king idiot.
Spouting crap like that will come back to bite us in the ass. Americans will die one day for this as Russians will have their vengeance.
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
Fu*king idiot.
Spouting crap like that will come back to bite us in the ass. Americans will die one day for this as Russians will have their vengeance.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 10:54 PM (YGqO/)
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Carrie Fisher or Marie Osmond?
Is Olivia Newton-John available?
Posted by: Diogenes
Yeah, but I really didn't think you were that deep into sketchy shit.
Is Olivia Newton-John available?
Posted by: Diogenes
Yeah, but I really didn't think you were that deep into sketchy shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:55 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:57 PM (eOEVl)
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I remember the flour sack remanufacturing it happened just before my time but the products were all around me growing up.
Missed the movie thread but zut alors there's films with real stories worth watching not ridiculous MCU megatrash .
Family is off in Japan for most of a month so there's some time.
Missed the movie thread but zut alors there's films with real stories worth watching not ridiculous MCU megatrash .
Family is off in Japan for most of a month so there's some time.
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2023 10:57 PM (8erNz)
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Flour sacks! Luxury!
We had one pair of underwear to share, made from a powdered milk can.
Posted by: fd
Underwear??!!
Sheesh you rich people.
Stuffed our hand-me-downs with moss except on Sundays when we each got one page of the Monkey Wards catalogue.
We had one pair of underwear to share, made from a powdered milk can.
Posted by: fd
Underwear??!!
Sheesh you rich people.
Stuffed our hand-me-downs with moss except on Sundays when we each got one page of the Monkey Wards catalogue.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 10:58 PM (YGqO/)
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I should torture my kids sometimes with that Star Wars musical. That may even be worse than the Christmas Special.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:58 PM (iayUP)
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I'm betting that Kansas Wheat didn't market its printed flour sacks using fat hairy guys to model the dresses.
Kansas Wheat: 1
Calvin Klein: 0
Kansas Wheat: 1
Calvin Klein: 0
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 10:59 PM (s12c9)
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My mom used to tell the stories about sad Christmases where the only gift they got was a piece of cloth so that their mom could sew them a dress. I guess that was real luxury, since they got a dress made out of regular cloth and not a flour sack.
The parish priest would give them a sack of hard candy, nuts, and an orange.
The parish priest would give them a sack of hard candy, nuts, and an orange.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2023 10:59 PM (0Htd1)
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I use flour sack towels to dry my dishes. Mom used 'em.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2023 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
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The French or Italian method, that's about all I've ever used if necessary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2023 11:01 PM (S6gqv)
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Say isn't tomorrow the ONT we are allowed to cuss?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2023 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeah, but I really didn't think you were that deep into sketchy shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:55 PM (qoGsy)
Ok. Barbara Hershey then, since it's the 70's.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2023 10:55 PM (qoGsy)
Ok. Barbara Hershey then, since it's the 70's.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 27, 2023 11:04 PM (llON8)
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I have decided to identify as a koala.
https://tinyurl.com/hvcnaaky
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:57 PM (eOEVl)
Good choice!!!
https://tinyurl.com/hvcnaaky
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:57 PM (eOEVl)
Good choice!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:06 PM (YGqO/)
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Ok. Barbara Hershey then, since it's the 70's.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (YGqO/)
Eww, she tastes like vomit.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (YGqO/)
Eww, she tastes like vomit.
Posted by: Europeon Chocolate Snob at May 27, 2023 11:06 PM (Angsy)
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Planned Parenthood is laying off up to 20% of its workforce. What a darn shame.
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The remaining staff has been informed that they're not to go home until they've killed at least 10 babies each.
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The remaining staff has been informed that they're not to go home until they've killed at least 10 babies each.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:08 PM (s12c9)
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One of my favorite sites documenting urban chaos is heyjackass.com. As of 10pm tonight 8 people have been murdered this weekend (commenced 12pm Fri) in Chicago. Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers. They are unarmed. Are they really expecting these people not to be targets?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (/0N3H)
105
So a professor from Stanford no less, has declared that UFOs are real and aliens have been here for some time.
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (YGqO/)
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105 So a professor from Stanford no less, has declared that UFOs are real and aliens have been here for some time.
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
Posted by: Diogenes
Prober.
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
Posted by: Diogenes
Prober.
Posted by: The Greys at May 27, 2023 11:13 PM (sAmhv)
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Fu*king idiot.
Spouting crap like that will come back to bite us in the ass. Americans will die one day for this as Russians will have their vengeance.
I'm sure Miss Lindsey's genocidal rhetoric was the lead item on all the national Russian TV news shows today.
You want to convince Russians that they are in an existential battle for their survival, that's how you go about doing that.
Spouting crap like that will come back to bite us in the ass. Americans will die one day for this as Russians will have their vengeance.
I'm sure Miss Lindsey's genocidal rhetoric was the lead item on all the national Russian TV news shows today.
You want to convince Russians that they are in an existential battle for their survival, that's how you go about doing that.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 27, 2023 11:13 PM (2tUFv)
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Ciampino's Rescue kitties - LIVE STREAMING!!
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Biscuits' kittens ON VIDEO eating solid food.
There's another photo update, #64, at link below.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
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PS I have a moth problem in the kitty room. I've put up fly paper and a zapper but problem persists. The moths do lay a lot of eggs. Anyone have a recommendation for extermination?
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Biscuits' kittens ON VIDEO eating solid food.
There's another photo update, #64, at link below.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
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PS I have a moth problem in the kitty room. I've put up fly paper and a zapper but problem persists. The moths do lay a lot of eggs. Anyone have a recommendation for extermination?
Posted by: Ciampino -- that mug, china or just clay at May 27, 2023 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
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Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers. They are unarmed. Are they really expecting these people not to be targets?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (/0N3H)
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They should get red shirts, right?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (/0N3H)
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They should get red shirts, right?
Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at May 27, 2023 11:14 PM (s12c9)
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"So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?"
I've identified as an alien for some time. My first clue was my enormous ovipositor.
I've identified as an alien for some time. My first clue was my enormous ovipositor.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 11:14 PM (iayUP)
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Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers. They are unarmed. Are they really expecting these people not to be targets?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
The 22nd Chicago Suicide Platoon, reporting for duty!
Posted by: Smell the Glove
The 22nd Chicago Suicide Platoon, reporting for duty!
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 11:16 PM (sAmhv)
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You can't pronounce my pronouns, so I won't bother telling you what they are.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 11:17 PM (iayUP)
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Nice ending to the NBA game. Back to Boston for game seven. Celtics were down 3-0 and no team in NBA playoff history has come back to win from 3-0 down
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 11:17 PM (/0N3H)
114
Well, Miss Lindsey in Kiev today was nice enough to explain America's Priorities:
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
Fu*king idiot.
Spouting crap like that will come back to bite us in the ass. Americans will die one day for this as Russians will have their vengeance.
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And it will be just when it happens.
And most everyone will be surprised that it was even possible.
And the Russians are dying.
It's the best money we've ever spent.
Fu*king idiot.
Spouting crap like that will come back to bite us in the ass. Americans will die one day for this as Russians will have their vengeance.
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And it will be just when it happens.
And most everyone will be surprised that it was even possible.
Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2023 11:17 PM (kOpft)
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"Muslim player fined for refusing to wear rainbow flag, still won't submit."
I had to laugh at that, since since "Islam" can be translated as "submission."
I had to laugh at that, since since "Islam" can be translated as "submission."
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2023 11:17 PM (vhwKy)
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"Muslim player fined for refusing to wear rainbow flag, still won't submit."
I had to laugh at that, since since "Islam" can be translated as "submission."
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2023 11:17 PM (vhwKy)
But he still rates higher on the victim list, so nothing else will really happen to him.
I had to laugh at that, since since "Islam" can be translated as "submission."
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2023 11:17 PM (vhwKy)
But he still rates higher on the victim list, so nothing else will really happen to him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 11:19 PM (Angsy)
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Graham is a two-faced sodomite.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2023 11:19 PM (CZBWZ)
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You want to convince Russians that they are in an existential battle for their survival, that's how you go about doing that.
Graham was McCain's wingman in Ukraine when the color revolution was run. Both McCain and Graham were given medals by Poroshenko, the clown who was put in office by the Obama/Biden regime, for helping the coup.
Graham is in his own existential battle. If the truth ever comes out and everyone knows what happened he is boned and not in the way he likes.
Graham was McCain's wingman in Ukraine when the color revolution was run. Both McCain and Graham were given medals by Poroshenko, the clown who was put in office by the Obama/Biden regime, for helping the coup.
Graham is in his own existential battle. If the truth ever comes out and everyone knows what happened he is boned and not in the way he likes.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2023 11:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers. They are unarmed. Are they really expecting these people not to be targets?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (/0N3H)
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They should get red shirts, right?
Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at May 27, 2023 11:14 PM (s12c9)
And brown pants
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (/0N3H)
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They should get red shirts, right?
Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at May 27, 2023 11:14 PM (s12c9)
And brown pants
Posted by: Deadpool at May 27, 2023 11:19 PM (kOpft)
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I’ll gladly trade it for a guitarron any day of the week.
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No one ever talks about me.
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No one ever talks about me.
Posted by: The banjoline at May 27, 2023 11:22 PM (FSo+R)
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Well obviously coffee is the tastiest cure for a hangover.
Posted by: Ciampino --- that mug, china or just clay at May 27, 2023 11:24 PM (qfLjt)
122
Eww, she tastes like vomit.
Posted by: Europeon Chocolate Snob at May 27, 2023 11:06 PM (Angsy)
Saw that survey somewhere, TV or internet, can't recall where. English are really snotty about their chocolate.
Carry Fisher. Willingness is a factor in those kind of choices.
Posted by: Europeon Chocolate Snob at May 27, 2023 11:06 PM (Angsy)
Saw that survey somewhere, TV or internet, can't recall where. English are really snotty about their chocolate.
Carry Fisher. Willingness is a factor in those kind of choices.
Posted by: javems at May 27, 2023 11:24 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2023 11:24 PM (63Dwl)
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Sweet mother of Moses! Dolly Parton? Star Wars? The Osmonds? Paul McCarney?
Mister, I'll do your lawn for $20, same as in town.
Mister, I'll do your lawn for $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 27, 2023 11:26 PM (KVGVf)
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I suppose the chart doesn't mean one drinks these cures if they aren't liquid, it's just a convenient way to show them. Still, pickled herring? Perhaps this is the origin of the Skandi nobility, the hurl (jarl).
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:51 PM (eOEVl)
Jarl. Olaf!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2023 10:51 PM (eOEVl)
Jarl. Olaf!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 11:26 PM (xhaym)
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105 So a professor from Stanford no less, has declared that UFOs are real and aliens have been here for some time.
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (YGqO/)
I am Number 5....
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (YGqO/)
I am Number 5....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:27 PM (0TAPG)
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7 >GUYS: Carrie Fisher or Marie Osmond?
Marie Osmond
Posted by: DB at May 27, 2023 10:05 PM (geLO
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Yes.
Marie Osmond
Posted by: DB at May 27, 2023 10:05 PM (geLO
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Yes.
Posted by: Ciampino - that mug will hold lots of espresso at May 27, 2023 11:28 PM (qfLjt)
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Sweet mother of Moses! Dolly Parton? Star Wars? The Osmonds? Paul McCarney?
*readies flamethrower*
*readies flamethrower*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2023 11:28 PM (CZBWZ)
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Upright bass? Stand-up bass?
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
Double Bass
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
Double Bass
Posted by: BignJames at May 27, 2023 11:28 PM (AwYPR)
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>>>Nice ending to the NBA game. Back to Boston for game seven. Celtics were down 3-0 and no team in NBA playoff history has come back to win from 3-0 down
Posted by: Smell the Glove
>Maximizing home ticket sales is a league effort.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
>Maximizing home ticket sales is a league effort.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 27, 2023 11:29 PM (KVGVf)
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I'm disappointed Marie was wearing a bra...Carrie had her girls free to bounce around the stars. I'd still take Marie though.
Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at May 27, 2023 11:29 PM (LiTv3)
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Jolene.
Riding along in the car one day with the femme du jour, that tune came on the radio. I commented that Dolly was a remarkable singer. My companion, referring to the second verse:
"He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
Jolene"
said, 'I can tell you one thing, if you call out some other woman's name in your sleep, you're going to wake up with a broken nose and a bloody lip'.
I made note of her comment.
Riding along in the car one day with the femme du jour, that tune came on the radio. I commented that Dolly was a remarkable singer. My companion, referring to the second verse:
"He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
Jolene"
said, 'I can tell you one thing, if you call out some other woman's name in your sleep, you're going to wake up with a broken nose and a bloody lip'.
I made note of her comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2023 11:30 PM (WTJmT)
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126 105 So a professor from Stanford no less, has declared that UFOs are real and aliens have been here for some time.
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (YGqO/)
I am Number 5....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:27 PM (0TAPG)
...and we don't use pronouns.....
So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 11:10 PM (YGqO/)
I am Number 5....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:27 PM (0TAPG)
...and we don't use pronouns.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:30 PM (0TAPG)
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I am Number 5....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:27 PM (0TAPG)
You know 7 of 9 ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:27 PM (0TAPG)
You know 7 of 9 ?
Posted by: javems at May 27, 2023 11:31 PM (AmoqO)
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I'm disappointed Marie was wearing a bra...Carrie had her girls free to bounce around the stars. I'd still take Marie though.
Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at May 27, 2023 11:29 PM (LiTv3)
Marie looks like she has nice funbags.
Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at May 27, 2023 11:29 PM (LiTv3)
Marie looks like she has nice funbags.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 27, 2023 11:34 PM (CZBWZ)
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110 "So...which one of you is it, and what pronouns should I use?"
I've identified as an alien for some time. My first clue was my enormous ovipositor.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 11:14 PM (iayUP)
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So those are not moths in my kitty room and you've been laying eggs there!
I've identified as an alien for some time. My first clue was my enormous ovipositor.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 11:14 PM (iayUP)
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So those are not moths in my kitty room and you've been laying eggs there!
Posted by: Ciampino -- that mug will hold lots of espresso at May 27, 2023 11:36 PM (qfLjt)
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Saw that survey somewhere, TV or internet, can't recall where. English are really snotty about their chocolate.
Posted by: javems at May 27, 2023 11:24 PM (AmoqO)
The Try Channel did it, too. Irish People Try.... It's on YT.
Posted by: javems at May 27, 2023 11:24 PM (AmoqO)
The Try Channel did it, too. Irish People Try.... It's on YT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 11:36 PM (Angsy)
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Just found on YouTube a Mayday episode not seen before. It was about the cargo 747 that crashed at Baghram air base.
What a freaky chain of circumstance that lead to the fatal crash. The untrained loadmaster wasn't even the first link, it was the company manual on securing oversized cargo that holds that dubious honor because it was wrong.
As a result the rearmost MRAP broke free at take-off and rolled aft. Where the radio antenna mount took out the CVR and FDR before the spare tire smashed through the aft pressure bulkhead and took out two of the four hydraulic lines. But the coup de grace that doomed the plane was delivered by the MRAP's rear bumper which broke the jackscrew that allowed the pilots to control the horizontal stabilizer.
What a freaky chain of circumstance that lead to the fatal crash. The untrained loadmaster wasn't even the first link, it was the company manual on securing oversized cargo that holds that dubious honor because it was wrong.
As a result the rearmost MRAP broke free at take-off and rolled aft. Where the radio antenna mount took out the CVR and FDR before the spare tire smashed through the aft pressure bulkhead and took out two of the four hydraulic lines. But the coup de grace that doomed the plane was delivered by the MRAP's rear bumper which broke the jackscrew that allowed the pilots to control the horizontal stabilizer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2023 11:39 PM (VGg6T)
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>>>Nice ending to the NBA game. Back to Boston for game seven. Celtics were down 3-0 and no team in NBA playoff history has come back to win from 3-0 down
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Never until it happens.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Never until it happens.
Posted by: JmT at May 27, 2023 11:41 PM (6WcPB)
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The Try Channel did it, too. Irish People Try.... It's on YT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 11:36 PM (Angsy)
Maybe their vomit tastes different than mine. I haven't tasted any, except for the really bitter stuff, that I don't like.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 11:36 PM (Angsy)
Maybe their vomit tastes different than mine. I haven't tasted any, except for the really bitter stuff, that I don't like.
Posted by: javems at May 27, 2023 11:53 PM (AmoqO)
141
Wow, those dancing stormtroopers!
Posted by: Texican ette at May 27, 2023 11:53 PM (xzHES)
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Speaking of dancing Stormtroopers, will Disney deploy some rainbow Stormtroopers for next month?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2023 11:56 PM (VGg6T)
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40 29
Alcohol is not metabolized in the gut to any significant extent. It is rapidly absorbed even in the stomach! The liver does most of the processing.
Alcohol is not metabolized in the gut to any significant extent. It is rapidly absorbed even in the stomach! The liver does most of the processing.
Posted by: Ciampino - pickle your liver at May 27, 2023 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
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About that celebrity chef getting his gas stove permit, as someone pointed out in another forum, his permit application was approved several years ago, before the ban so he may have been grandfathered. If he had applied after the ban went into effect and gotten a waiver, that's a bit different.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 27, 2023 11:57 PM (KAi1n)
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Do or do not. There is no Try channel.
Posted by: Yogurt at May 27, 2023 11:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:00 AM (6WcPB)
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Zed Zed Zed
Posted by: The sleeping British at May 28, 2023 12:04 AM (63Dwl)
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Alcohol is not metabolized in the gut to any significant extent. It is rapidly absorbed even in the stomach! The liver does most of the processing.
Posted by: Ciampino - pickle your liver at May 27, 2023 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
It is converted to acetaldehyde and stored in the gut, until it leaks through the gut wall to be absorbed into the blood stream to be transferred to the liver to be broken down. The acetaldehyde in the blood is what causes the major elements of the hangover.
Z biotic is supposed to convert acetaldehyde directly in the gut without it getting into the bloodstream
Posted by: Ciampino - pickle your liver at May 27, 2023 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
It is converted to acetaldehyde and stored in the gut, until it leaks through the gut wall to be absorbed into the blood stream to be transferred to the liver to be broken down. The acetaldehyde in the blood is what causes the major elements of the hangover.
Z biotic is supposed to convert acetaldehyde directly in the gut without it getting into the bloodstream
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 12:04 AM (xhaym)
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Trump DeSantis. anything to liven this place up?
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:00 AM (6WcPB)
Your wish is my demand
https://youtu.be/2-32S47EZTo
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:00 AM (6WcPB)
Your wish is my demand
https://youtu.be/2-32S47EZTo
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 12:06 AM (xhaym)
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Hard liver is a name for a drunk. Organ and life.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:07 AM (6WcPB)
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"Last month, Ben Jealous, the 130 year-old organization’s new Executive Director, "
Does that not read as if Ben is 130 years old?
Does that not read as if Ben is 130 years old?
Posted by: Ciampino -- pickle your liver at May 28, 2023 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
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Maybe their vomit tastes different than mine. I haven't tasted any, except for the really bitter stuff, that I don't like.
Posted by: javems at May 27, 2023 11:53 PM (AmoqO)
Oh shoot, chocolate not vomit. Another mess I've gotten my self into. I hate t see the aftermath. Maybe I should just give up. LOL
Posted by: javems at May 27, 2023 11:53 PM (AmoqO)
Oh shoot, chocolate not vomit. Another mess I've gotten my self into. I hate t see the aftermath. Maybe I should just give up. LOL
Posted by: javems at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
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Evening, ONT'ers. Just got back from Pizza Night in Rowley, Alberta. Search that term if you want to know more. Pizza in a ghost town, with a band, and a saloon, and friends from all around, what could be better?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (QoV+G)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 12:10 AM (xhaym)
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Evening, ONT'ers. Just got back from Pizza Night in Rowley, Alberta. Search that term if you want to know more. Pizza in a ghost town, with a band, and a saloon, and friends from all around, what could be better?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (QoV+G)
Sounds awesome!!!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (QoV+G)
Sounds awesome!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2023 12:14 AM (YGqO/)
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AOP, thinking that pizza is closer to frozen than New York.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:14 AM (6WcPB)
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Trump DeSantis. anything to liven this place up?
Posted by: JmT
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Trump DeSantis. anything to liven this place up?
Posted by: JmT
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Posted by: Ghost of 2016 at May 28, 2023 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
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Oh shoot, chocolate not vomit. Another mess I've gotten my self into. I hate t see the aftermath. Maybe I should just give up. LOL
Posted by: javems at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
Heh. Yeah, they think Hershey's tastes like vomit.
Oh shoot, chocolate not vomit. Another mess I've gotten my self into. I hate t see the aftermath. Maybe I should just give up. LOL
Posted by: javems at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
Heh. Yeah, they think Hershey's tastes like vomit.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 12:15 AM (Angsy)
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Ben Jealous. Name sounded familiar so I looked him up . Former head of NAACP, former head of People for the American Way, now the Sierra Club. All of them seem to have had financial difficulties under this guy . Probably just a coincidence
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2023 12:15 AM (/0N3H)
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There are sections in the Cascades in Oregon that can't be surveyed by ground by traditional means because of magnetic deviations, probably from magma chambers or the like. The use of GPS really nailed those areas down, but until those came along they pretty much went by roadmaps in the forest.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (xhaym)
You don't need a compass to run a straight line in the bush. Leastwise, not every sight. Set a picket, sharpened to a point on top. Shot a compass bearing, or use a Sun shot, to set a second picket further up the line. There you a a line with two points on it. Two points define a line. Set the third and subsequent pickets by eyeballing them with the ones previously set. An Indian showed me this trick, and it works just fine. You can run a line for miles, arrow-straight, as it were.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (xhaym)
You don't need a compass to run a straight line in the bush. Leastwise, not every sight. Set a picket, sharpened to a point on top. Shot a compass bearing, or use a Sun shot, to set a second picket further up the line. There you a a line with two points on it. Two points define a line. Set the third and subsequent pickets by eyeballing them with the ones previously set. An Indian showed me this trick, and it works just fine. You can run a line for miles, arrow-straight, as it were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:16 AM (QoV+G)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2023 12:17 AM (YGqO/)
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I am Number 5....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:27 PM (0TAPG)
You know 7 of 9 ?
I am not a number! I am a free man!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 27, 2023 11:27 PM (0TAPG)
You know 7 of 9 ?
I am not a number! I am a free man!
Posted by: The Neon Madman at May 28, 2023 12:19 AM (yNfcm)
Posted by: Ciampino --- pickle your liver at May 28, 2023 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
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153 Evening, ONT'ers. Just got back from Pizza Night in Rowley, Alberta. Search that term if you want to know more. Pizza in a ghost town, with a band, and a saloon, and friends from all around, what could be better?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (QoV+G)
So you've migrated north for the summer...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:09 AM (QoV+G)
So you've migrated north for the summer...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at May 28, 2023 12:22 AM (0TAPG)
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Upright bass? Stand-up bass?
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
Dog box. A player of the upright bass is a "dogbox-slapper".
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
Dog box. A player of the upright bass is a "dogbox-slapper".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:24 AM (QoV+G)
167
Ben Jealous. Name sounded familiar so I looked him up . Former head of NAACP, former head of People for the American Way, now the Sierra Club. All of them seem to have had financial difficulties under this guy . Probably just a coincidence
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2023 12:15 AM (/0N3H)
Ben Jealous. What a name for a grifter. Someone from a Thomas Wolfe novel.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2023 12:15 AM (/0N3H)
Ben Jealous. What a name for a grifter. Someone from a Thomas Wolfe novel.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:27 AM (6WcPB)
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61 54 @33 only in Hollywood movies would a Las Vegas hooker look like Elisabeth Shue
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Depends on what you're willing to pay, I expect
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2023 10:38 PM (8erNz)
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Isn't it $20, same as in town?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Depends on what you're willing to pay, I expect
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2023 10:38 PM (8erNz)
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Isn't it $20, same as in town?
Posted by: Ciampino - same as always at May 28, 2023 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
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This is turning out be a very cool, if not coldish and wet spring here. I was looking at the records. Our average daily temp over the month of May is not too different from normal, nor the average lows, but the average high is a few points down.
But there are some quite significant swings where it gets pretty cold. That pattern has been going on all spring, and even late winter.
It got up into the 80s in late Feb (set a daily record, I think one day or two), and I was thinking it was going to be a hot spring. Boy, was I wrong.
This is turning out be a very cool, if not coldish and wet spring here. I was looking at the records. Our average daily temp over the month of May is not too different from normal, nor the average lows, but the average high is a few points down.
But there are some quite significant swings where it gets pretty cold. That pattern has been going on all spring, and even late winter.
It got up into the 80s in late Feb (set a daily record, I think one day or two), and I was thinking it was going to be a hot spring. Boy, was I wrong.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)
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OP, thinking that pizza is closer to frozen than New York.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:14 AM (6WcPB)
No, it was hot and fresh, and it was T-shirt weather, maybe 70 degrees with a light breeze. Cloudy earlier on, but the Sun came out about 6:00 P.M.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 12:14 AM (6WcPB)
No, it was hot and fresh, and it was T-shirt weather, maybe 70 degrees with a light breeze. Cloudy earlier on, but the Sun came out about 6:00 P.M.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:30 AM (QoV+G)
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76 Flour sacks! Luxury! We had one pair of underwear to share, made from a powdered milk can.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:47 PM (iayUP)
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Ouch! But it was fireproof right? So you could light your farts?
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2023 10:47 PM (iayUP)
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Ouch! But it was fireproof right? So you could light your farts?
Posted by: Ciampino -- same as always at May 28, 2023 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 12:34 AM (63Dwl)
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I was in Sam's Saloon in Rowley tonight, having a beer, and got to talking with an old couple, well into their 80's. They were residents of Rowley (population, 7) and knew Sam when he ran the cafe there in the old days. Sam was an immigrant from China, and quite the character. The saloon is in the old cafe building, and some of the fixtures are still in use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:36 AM (QoV+G)
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You know who never asked about playing something with Jeff Beck? That you, Paul?
Pardon my 29, but gals with gams and shoes get nylons, post wwII and all the burlap... whoa. The petticoats and slips and such were to keep the scratch away from the smooth?
yt vids of congressional hearings aren't getting any better. Seems to me the latest challenge from no one or once in a while Maria 'juggle me this' is "what are you prepared to do about this, kongressman, senactor?"
Defund. That's it. Impeachment is a fools errand.
Pardon my 29, but gals with gams and shoes get nylons, post wwII and all the burlap... whoa. The petticoats and slips and such were to keep the scratch away from the smooth?
yt vids of congressional hearings aren't getting any better. Seems to me the latest challenge from no one or once in a while Maria 'juggle me this' is "what are you prepared to do about this, kongressman, senactor?"
Defund. That's it. Impeachment is a fools errand.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 12:38 AM (3byMq)
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Ben Jealous and Vince Vaughn. Prove they are not brothers.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 28, 2023 12:39 AM (mCh4j)
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That generally satisfied the enforcers of Covid sharia, while allowing me to breathe, and to also register my protest against the covidiocy.
Remember it isn't whether the mask has been sitting on the floor of your car, or is crocheted, or is below your nose.
Just wearing one lets COVID know you are one of the good people and it shouldn't spread because you are thinking the right thoughts comrade!
Remember it isn't whether the mask has been sitting on the floor of your car, or is crocheted, or is below your nose.
Just wearing one lets COVID know you are one of the good people and it shouldn't spread because you are thinking the right thoughts comrade!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2023 12:40 AM (lc5cP)
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Oh and my favorite bit of COVID mask insanity from back when....
Go to a DR's office with your own mask. Not good enough!
You have to take one out of the box. That the guy in front of you just reached into. And that everyone in the DR's office has been siting near and breathing around all day. Because if masks did stop COVID...and COVID is everything...those masks would just be soaking it up waiting for you to put one on
Go to a DR's office with your own mask. Not good enough!
You have to take one out of the box. That the guy in front of you just reached into. And that everyone in the DR's office has been siting near and breathing around all day. Because if masks did stop COVID...and COVID is everything...those masks would just be soaking it up waiting for you to put one on
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2023 12:42 AM (lc5cP)
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Yeah. My mom told me about the feedsack clothes. She grew up wearing them.
Back when people looked out for each other.
Back when people looked out for each other.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 28, 2023 12:42 AM (BJKQV)
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only in Hollywood movies would a Las Vegas hooker look like Elisabeth Shue
Last time I was in Vegas I was out pretty late hitting some bars with friends.
When my GF and I got back to our hotel she had to hit the bathroom ASAP, so I sat near the elevators and waited for her.
I saw one of the most beautiful women I've seen walk by me and start talking on her phone. She gave her name and then was asking for a room number. And...this is at 2 or 3 AM.
And after getting the number she went up. I'm guessing to see her John.
She was dressed somewhat sexy, but nothing out of the ordinary for a Vegas hotel customer out on the night. But...she was very well endowed in addition to being very pretty. I imagine she was...quite pricey.
Last time I was in Vegas I was out pretty late hitting some bars with friends.
When my GF and I got back to our hotel she had to hit the bathroom ASAP, so I sat near the elevators and waited for her.
I saw one of the most beautiful women I've seen walk by me and start talking on her phone. She gave her name and then was asking for a room number. And...this is at 2 or 3 AM.
And after getting the number she went up. I'm guessing to see her John.
She was dressed somewhat sexy, but nothing out of the ordinary for a Vegas hotel customer out on the night. But...she was very well endowed in addition to being very pretty. I imagine she was...quite pricey.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2023 12:46 AM (lc5cP)
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Well, I am going to call it a night. Busy day, and a fun evening, and I am tired and ready for bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 12:47 AM (QoV+G)
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Watching splody movies prior to what they call NBA playoffs...
My factory ordered 1500 Ram back in 98 was for stainless nuts and bolts, big springs, grease fittings, has a clutch, is highway appointed with idling at highway speeds gearing, big exhaust that breathes, waited for 4 months for and best of all, paid in full at receipt of keys. All downhill from there, ha.
Vin Diesel likes Mopar. Hope they didn't crash that OrangeOne.
Crazy movies. Kablam! Pyro!11!!1, just walk away from, -end of movie- oh, look Eleanor in a Mopar.
My factory ordered 1500 Ram back in 98 was for stainless nuts and bolts, big springs, grease fittings, has a clutch, is highway appointed with idling at highway speeds gearing, big exhaust that breathes, waited for 4 months for and best of all, paid in full at receipt of keys. All downhill from there, ha.
Vin Diesel likes Mopar. Hope they didn't crash that OrangeOne.
Crazy movies. Kablam! Pyro!11!!1, just walk away from, -end of movie- oh, look Eleanor in a Mopar.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 12:48 AM (3byMq)
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So a professor from Stanford no less, has declared that UFOs are real and aliens have been here for some time.
Why would that surprise anyone at this point?
I have an easier time believing aliens are walking among us then that a men can become a women because he puts on a dress.
Why would that surprise anyone at this point?
I have an easier time believing aliens are walking among us then that a men can become a women because he puts on a dress.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2023 12:48 AM (lc5cP)
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Many moons ago, the Southern Baptists held their annual convention in Vegas. The jokes was some of the church biddies who went to that thing came back talking about how everyone warned that Vegas was Sin City, but that wasn't the case at all.
They said they were amazed at all the fathers and grandfathers escorting their nice young daughters and granddaughters to their rooms at night.
Many moons ago, the Southern Baptists held their annual convention in Vegas. The jokes was some of the church biddies who went to that thing came back talking about how everyone warned that Vegas was Sin City, but that wasn't the case at all.
They said they were amazed at all the fathers and grandfathers escorting their nice young daughters and granddaughters to their rooms at night.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)
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Damned fine ONT, Buck. Colorado & feed sacks - intetesting reading. Hangover cure: Taco Bell. Only time I eat it. Fortunately it's been about 7 yrs since the last hangover.
Dog got into some mouse poison today up at the property. We caught it early & got her to vomit it up. 1:45 to nearest vet. Charcoal. Some pills, and fluids. And a $548 bill. Dog is gonna be fine, thankfully.
Dog got into some mouse poison today up at the property. We caught it early & got her to vomit it up. 1:45 to nearest vet. Charcoal. Some pills, and fluids. And a $548 bill. Dog is gonna be fine, thankfully.
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2023 12:54 AM (LVaYG)
185
I have an easier time believing aliens are walking among us then that a men can become a women because he puts on a dress.
Posted by: 18-1
May I? ...us than that...
The latter is obvious, we're waiting for the audio soundtrack theme to X-Files to release any facts and now, being government, we don't believe anything.
Men cannot become women. That's it. No other thing needs be said. Same works that women cannot become men. They can, HoWeVeR, become dykes.
lolgf
Posted by: 18-1
May I? ...us than that...
The latter is obvious, we're waiting for the audio soundtrack theme to X-Files to release any facts and now, being government, we don't believe anything.
Men cannot become women. That's it. No other thing needs be said. Same works that women cannot become men. They can, HoWeVeR, become dykes.
lolgf
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 12:59 AM (3byMq)
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Hello party people, it’s usually quiet on the Saturday ONT of a three day weekend.
Turns out we are everyone’s second favorite distraction.
Turns out we are everyone’s second favorite distraction.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 28, 2023 01:01 AM (BZZIt)
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The best hangover cure ever: A hot dog for breakfast! It gives you an excuse to have a beer or three.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 01:07 AM (emlEe)
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Something happened in the air raid on Kiev tonight which triggered moderate seismic activity.
Uh, oh.
Uh, oh.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 01:10 AM (2tUFv)
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Sorry, I got here so late. @185 is gangbusters...
My rep voted aye
https://tinyurl.com/2ex2csd6
My normal bitly goto tells me I'm over the limit...
to impeach Paxton. His picture tells a story.
Rep. John H. Bucy III (D)
Lives in Austin. Not Cedar Park, Leander, etc.
My rep voted aye
https://tinyurl.com/2ex2csd6
My normal bitly goto tells me I'm over the limit...
to impeach Paxton. His picture tells a story.
Rep. John H. Bucy III (D)
Lives in Austin. Not Cedar Park, Leander, etc.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:10 AM (3byMq)
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Waking up after getting very stoned involves shaking off some cobwebs, but at my age (and I'm < 56), even a mild hangover just ruins my day.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 28, 2023 01:11 AM (KAi1n)
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Vegas. Commuted there from PHX for work back in the day, so I should have seen it coming. But I didn't. Having a few beers at the Rio, chatting up a lovely, age appropriate young lady. She took the wind out of my sails when I asked her, "What exactly is it that you do for a living?" Her response, "Are you a cop?" Thanked her for the chat, wished her a good night, and dragged my buddy away that was talking to her friend. He mentioned the other one said he was costing her money - he mistakenly thought she meant video poker losses and asked her how much. She said $500. This was in the mid 1990s.
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2023 01:12 AM (LVaYG)
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hangover cure in Mexico: Menudo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2023 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
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The best hangover cure ever: A hot dog for breakfast! It gives you an excuse to have a beer or three.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 01:07 AM (emlEe)
Burger.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 01:07 AM (emlEe)
Burger.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 01:17 AM (6WcPB)
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Posted by: SFGoth
I think 'tail of the dog' has to involve hours and some semblance of sleep so maybe that's what is needed here SFG.
Puff-puff pass. Water works.
Trying to imagine doing some 'shrooms again just to break the looking, reading daily, hoping to see something to cheer about and realizing maybe I should run for office. Haven't had a proper haircut since prior to covid, a common sense thinker of minor intellect but a less than smooth-edged vocabulary, look good in ma boots and a European 42 long suit, but don't care much for suits, **neither**.
"what are you going to do, rep or sen?"
Well, blah, blah....
I can and will tie a proper Windsor knot though, ya fucking heathens!
I think 'tail of the dog' has to involve hours and some semblance of sleep so maybe that's what is needed here SFG.
Puff-puff pass. Water works.
Trying to imagine doing some 'shrooms again just to break the looking, reading daily, hoping to see something to cheer about and realizing maybe I should run for office. Haven't had a proper haircut since prior to covid, a common sense thinker of minor intellect but a less than smooth-edged vocabulary, look good in ma boots and a European 42 long suit, but don't care much for suits, **neither**.
"what are you going to do, rep or sen?"
Well, blah, blah....
I can and will tie a proper Windsor knot though, ya fucking heathens!
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:20 AM (3byMq)
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Flour/feed sacks: I still have a quilt made by my grandmother where she used feed sacks as the backing. You can still read some of the wording, though they are mighty faded. Warm sucker, too.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 01:21 AM (emlEe)
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I am pleased to announce that my local TX House Representative did NOT vote for the Paxton witch burning.
And just so y'all know, the TX GOPe actually LAGS behind Paxton, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrock, and even Governor Wheelchair, in terms of embracing the MAGA ethos, or much of anything like it.
They're mostly Chamber of Commerce types, and are as useless as tits on a boar hawg.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
And just so y'all know, the TX GOPe actually LAGS behind Paxton, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrock, and even Governor Wheelchair, in terms of embracing the MAGA ethos, or much of anything like it.
They're mostly Chamber of Commerce types, and are as useless as tits on a boar hawg.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2023 01:23 AM (e6UQI)
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80 Carrie Fisher or Marie Osmond?
Is Olivia Newton-John available?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 10:50 PM (YGqO/)
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Both Carrie and Olivia are at R.I.P.
Is Olivia Newton-John available?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 10:50 PM (YGqO/)
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Both Carrie and Olivia are at R.I.P.
Posted by: Ciampino --- same as always at May 28, 2023 01:24 AM (qfLjt)
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Update on the fall of the LCMS: The guy who pointed out the Marxist "modern" reinterpretation of Luther's Catechism is now being subject to church "discipline" in an effort to shut him up and change the conversation.
https://tinyurl.com/2dszf6ub
https://tinyurl.com/2dszf6ub
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2023 01:25 AM (kOpft)
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Can you give us the century, RickZ? Hand stitched too I bet.
I have one my mom made me, just a smallish 8x8-ish tufted corners of pieces quilt. I asked someone to refinish the plain side and stuffing when I moved from MA to Houston, TX. Came back stitched all through with a fleece panel. That is to say. My mom's great, humble, persistent work is now -- a furniture pad.
IKR?
I have one my mom made me, just a smallish 8x8-ish tufted corners of pieces quilt. I asked someone to refinish the plain side and stuffing when I moved from MA to Houston, TX. Came back stitched all through with a fleece panel. That is to say. My mom's great, humble, persistent work is now -- a furniture pad.
IKR?
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:27 AM (3byMq)
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Marie slightly over Carrie.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 01:28 AM (6WcPB)
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97 Say isn't tomorrow the ONT we are allowed to cuss?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2023 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
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Only if you are Navy or ex-Navy.
/s
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2023 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
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Only if you are Navy or ex-Navy.
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - same as always right? at May 28, 2023 01:30 AM (qfLjt)
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Hiya, Jim SND
I think I've caught Ben Had's attention here recently so imagine I'll roll on over to Corsicana this year at long last.
I think I've caught Ben Had's attention here recently so imagine I'll roll on over to Corsicana this year at long last.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:30 AM (3byMq)
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99 Upright bass? Stand-up bass?
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
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Bass with a spine?
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2023 11:03 PM (s12c9)
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Bass with a spine?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fell out of the family tree. at May 28, 2023 01:32 AM (qfLjt)
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Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers.
Kevlar yellow shirts? With or without ceramic tiles?
Kevlar yellow shirts? With or without ceramic tiles?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Biden: Fell out of the family tree. at May 28, 2023 01:36 AM (qfLjt)
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Combination of beauty and musical talent? Marie or Olivia?
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 01:39 AM (6WcPB)
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Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers.
Kevlar yellow shirts? With or without ceramic tiles?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Biden: Fell out of the family tree
No whistles, but they'll get the O'Reilly's discount on paint pens. You know, parting out once the flames of the fried vehicle have been extinguished!
To-ward! (3stoogeref)
Kevlar yellow shirts? With or without ceramic tiles?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Biden: Fell out of the family tree
No whistles, but they'll get the O'Reilly's discount on paint pens. You know, parting out once the flames of the fried vehicle have been extinguished!
To-ward! (3stoogeref)
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:39 AM (3byMq)
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Hangover prevention is all about proactively drinking water while still boozing, water and aspirin before sleeping, because you drank so much water waking every two hours to pee and drink more water.
On arrival at the wake up or noon the next day, bacon cheeseburger and caffeinated drink.
Voila. The second day after drinking you are restored but can function on day 1
On arrival at the wake up or noon the next day, bacon cheeseburger and caffeinated drink.
Voila. The second day after drinking you are restored but can function on day 1
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 28, 2023 01:40 AM (BZZIt)
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I acquired a darning egg to sew up holes in a pair of favorite fleecewear pants. Why Tultex got out of the business, I'll never know.
Many cardboard boxes get repurposed in this household. There are five or six large ones here that are still favored by the gKids as playthings.
I acquired a darning egg to sew up holes in a pair of favorite fleecewear pants. Why Tultex got out of the business, I'll never know.
Many cardboard boxes get repurposed in this household. There are five or six large ones here that are still favored by the gKids as playthings.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 01:40 AM (5pZqO)
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Micky.... you won't regret an outing to Corsicana, I assure you.
I don't think anyone HAS ever regretted an outing to Corsicana!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I don't think anyone HAS ever regretted an outing to Corsicana!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2023 01:41 AM (e6UQI)
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Can you give us the century, RickZ? Hand stitched too I bet.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:27 AM (3byMq)
Well, my Mom was born in 1922. The quilt her Mom made comes from around 1910-1930. Probably the latter rather than earlier; The Depression, you know.
As far as the stitching goes, my Grandma had an old treadle sewing machine and the stitches look pretty regular. Even the fabric patches used to make the patchwork quilt looks like they have machine stitching. Probably has some hand-sewn parts, but living on a small farm in the hills of Appalachia with 5 kids, Grandma needed a sewing machine.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:27 AM (3byMq)
Well, my Mom was born in 1922. The quilt her Mom made comes from around 1910-1930. Probably the latter rather than earlier; The Depression, you know.
As far as the stitching goes, my Grandma had an old treadle sewing machine and the stitches look pretty regular. Even the fabric patches used to make the patchwork quilt looks like they have machine stitching. Probably has some hand-sewn parts, but living on a small farm in the hills of Appalachia with 5 kids, Grandma needed a sewing machine.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 01:41 AM (emlEe)
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So a professor from Stanford no less, has declared that UFOs are real and aliens have been here for some time.
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I think Marzulli is right, in that UFO phenomena are a real thing, but they aren't from another planet, they're the fallen powers and principalities Paul spoke of, making one last gasp at maintaining the deception of evolution.
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I think Marzulli is right, in that UFO phenomena are a real thing, but they aren't from another planet, they're the fallen powers and principalities Paul spoke of, making one last gasp at maintaining the deception of evolution.
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2023 01:42 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 28, 2023 01:42 AM (BZZIt)
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That the guy in front of you just reached into.
L A metro buses still have them, marinating in public bus air. Icky.
L A metro buses still have them, marinating in public bus air. Icky.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at May 28, 2023 01:45 AM (HxGBk)
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making one last gasp at maintaining the deception of evolution.
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2023 01:42 AM (kOpft)
Now its climate change. Same as ever.
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2023 01:42 AM (kOpft)
Now its climate change. Same as ever.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 01:50 AM (6WcPB)
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JerseyMike has the BLT all the way up to huge. But, $20 seems a bit much. Also, in terms of bread/roll whatever, JimmyJohns has the closest proximity to crunchy, airy, roll.
Here and elsewhere no doubt one can for $.49 get 'day old' along with your #9 or whatever.
In-n-Out does not have bacon. CarlsJr, Whataburger being chains owned separately, you never know.
Local I&O is very good. Same more recently with CarlsJr.
I left out MickyDs and BoogerKing and Wendys.
Target. I'm going to go buy stuff. Their cheap $2/5count razors -- forget the name of the brand.
What good frenchy fries done well need along with catsup is white distilled vinegar.
Anyone from or around VT back from 29 or so would know this is the calling card of "Roxy's" big rig boxtruck canteena
Here and elsewhere no doubt one can for $.49 get 'day old' along with your #9 or whatever.
In-n-Out does not have bacon. CarlsJr, Whataburger being chains owned separately, you never know.
Local I&O is very good. Same more recently with CarlsJr.
I left out MickyDs and BoogerKing and Wendys.
Target. I'm going to go buy stuff. Their cheap $2/5count razors -- forget the name of the brand.
What good frenchy fries done well need along with catsup is white distilled vinegar.
Anyone from or around VT back from 29 or so would know this is the calling card of "Roxy's" big rig boxtruck canteena
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 01:51 AM (3byMq)
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Maybe DiCaprio got a little too into playing Howard Hughes?
Posted by: Average Guy at May 28, 2023 01:58 AM (lPHZZ)
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@210
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 01:41 AM (emlEe)
I'd like to think I can appreciate that a lot, but I'd surely fall short of the real understanding.
My step grandpa had a thing with his little Italian maestro neighbor about gardening. I may need to reconsider going forward in my quest rather than sit by and watch this klownworld burn.
Little land in TX. Simple stuff.
Any gardening thing and I know I know nothing -- truly is mostly osmosis. And not a thing I could do when Richard P stepped out of this life, but I got the warning.
Fuckedup early life and my siblings? Personna non-grata hears about deaths well after the facts.
I'm pretty hyped for the sh0otTing part though. It's coming.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 01:41 AM (emlEe)
I'd like to think I can appreciate that a lot, but I'd surely fall short of the real understanding.
My step grandpa had a thing with his little Italian maestro neighbor about gardening. I may need to reconsider going forward in my quest rather than sit by and watch this klownworld burn.
Little land in TX. Simple stuff.
Any gardening thing and I know I know nothing -- truly is mostly osmosis. And not a thing I could do when Richard P stepped out of this life, but I got the warning.
Fuckedup early life and my siblings? Personna non-grata hears about deaths well after the facts.
I'm pretty hyped for the sh0otTing part though. It's coming.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:04 AM (3byMq)
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That Star Wars spoof was from 1977. Wow. 46 years! Where have they gone?
Posted by: Ciampino --- Biden: Fell out of the family tree. at May 28, 2023 02:10 AM (qfLjt)
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Hiya -- quoteth JT
Anyone still here? I have one or two more protracted points to make.
The first is something of the use of the English language.
Long list but I'll keep to a few that 'are right out!'
Indulge me.
Anyone still here? I have one or two more protracted points to make.
The first is something of the use of the English language.
Long list but I'll keep to a few that 'are right out!'
Indulge me.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:13 AM (3byMq)
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Spoof movies are always bab. There's only one Airplane.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 02:18 AM (6WcPB)
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mickey,
When it comes to gardening I, too, know very little. Like you, any knowledge is osmosis (live or tv). I do know the first thing is to find out about your soil, what grows best. Grow that. Learn to like it. Also, a few chickens never hurt. You get your eggs and your Sunday dinner. If there's no room for Bessie the milk cow, then a sheep or goat will have to do. For milk and for making cheese and, if a particularly ornery animal, dinner. Not much actual labor in the cheese (except for the care and feeding of said goat/sheep), just time. Also, grow whatever flowers grow in your soil. Make the bees and other insects happy, happy enough to do some pollination work for you. IMO, gardening is learning your local conditions and working with them to the best of your ability.
There's a lot to the planning, as well as the labor.
When it comes to gardening I, too, know very little. Like you, any knowledge is osmosis (live or tv). I do know the first thing is to find out about your soil, what grows best. Grow that. Learn to like it. Also, a few chickens never hurt. You get your eggs and your Sunday dinner. If there's no room for Bessie the milk cow, then a sheep or goat will have to do. For milk and for making cheese and, if a particularly ornery animal, dinner. Not much actual labor in the cheese (except for the care and feeding of said goat/sheep), just time. Also, grow whatever flowers grow in your soil. Make the bees and other insects happy, happy enough to do some pollination work for you. IMO, gardening is learning your local conditions and working with them to the best of your ability.
There's a lot to the planning, as well as the labor.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:20 AM (emlEe)
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Richard Gere hardest hit:
The EU’s European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control refuses to rule out culling hamsters — and gerbils, for that matter — to stop the spread of that magnificently ineffectual plague, monkeypox. They worry that hamsters could become “reservoirs” of the disease.
Richard Gere hardest hit:
The EU’s European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control refuses to rule out culling hamsters — and gerbils, for that matter — to stop the spread of that magnificently ineffectual plague, monkeypox. They worry that hamsters could become “reservoirs” of the disease.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 02:21 AM (5pZqO)
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Well, RIP George Maharis:
https://tinyurl.com/2fte8e3v
Route 66 fame, and became a fixture in 70s TV shows. He played heavies and so forth on a lot of the shows. I didn't know he was still alive.
Well, RIP George Maharis:
https://tinyurl.com/2fte8e3v
Route 66 fame, and became a fixture in 70s TV shows. He played heavies and so forth on a lot of the shows. I didn't know he was still alive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 02:22 AM (Mzdiz)
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'are right out'
First guess, it originates in cricket/baseball. More likely the former. But just a WAG.
First guess, it originates in cricket/baseball. More likely the former. But just a WAG.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:23 AM (emlEe)
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No one is watching.... let's do it!
An offer. And the implied vowel that invites 'an' not 'a'.
You can offer an offer but when you offer you offer the offer and the offer is the handshake that goes with it.
But the real problem is the 'and' where 'an' should be.
Always loved the idea about what one does when no one is looking. That is who we really are or ought. I am of that. There isn't any joy in it. Every once in a while, serendipity, and the like. It's okay. I'm 29.
An offer. And the implied vowel that invites 'an' not 'a'.
You can offer an offer but when you offer you offer the offer and the offer is the handshake that goes with it.
But the real problem is the 'and' where 'an' should be.
Always loved the idea about what one does when no one is looking. That is who we really are or ought. I am of that. There isn't any joy in it. Every once in a while, serendipity, and the like. It's okay. I'm 29.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:24 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 02:29 AM (5pZqO)
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publius,
Knew the name, but couldn't put a face to it. Looked him up. In his earlier photos, he looks like a poor man's George Hamilton.
Went to his IMDB page. in '77, he was in a movie titled 'SST: Death Flight'. That one brought a tear to my eye. RIP SST.
Knew the name, but couldn't put a face to it. Looked him up. In his earlier photos, he looks like a poor man's George Hamilton.
Went to his IMDB page. in '77, he was in a movie titled 'SST: Death Flight'. That one brought a tear to my eye. RIP SST.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:29 AM (emlEe)
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Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 02:32 AM (x5hic)
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But the real problem is the 'and' where 'an' should be.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:24 AM (3byMq)
Hard 'h' vs. soft 'h'. Or before a word starting with a vowel.
A home.
An honor.
An apple.
A piano.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:24 AM (3byMq)
Hard 'h' vs. soft 'h'. Or before a word starting with a vowel.
A home.
An honor.
An apple.
A piano.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:32 AM (emlEe)
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Rabbit of Caerbannog
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 02:32 AM (x5hic)
I am definitely corrected (and embarrassed). Thank you.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 02:32 AM (x5hic)
I am definitely corrected (and embarrassed). Thank you.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:34 AM (emlEe)
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She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
He was off her and on her
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 02:29 AM (5pZqO)
Sounds creepy. How old was she?
He honored her offer
And all night long
He was off her and on her
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 02:29 AM (5pZqO)
Sounds creepy. How old was she?
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 02:35 AM (6WcPB)
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230 Rabbit of Caerbannog
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 02:32 AM (x5hic)
I am definitely corrected (and embarrassed). Thank you.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:34 AM (emlEe)
I don't know; we still don't have the origin. That Monty Python usage is the first that came to mind for me.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 02:32 AM (x5hic)
I am definitely corrected (and embarrassed). Thank you.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:34 AM (emlEe)
I don't know; we still don't have the origin. That Monty Python usage is the first that came to mind for me.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 02:36 AM (x5hic)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 02:36 AM (x5hic)
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There's a lot to the planning, as well as the labor.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:20 AM (emlEe)
Simple as all that, eh?
I've become a cynic as my defense against KlownWorld.
Nothing is believable. Then there's that one thing, an happenstance, with a situation and you, regardless the cynicism, do what's right.
I used to believe in my prowess at writing software that 'got the idea' and delivered it in such a way as to know years later that something I wrote still runs as wonderfully.
Think of Jeff Beck, Larry Bird. It's what they do. OCD while retaining some anchor to klownworld.
Dunno.
Ben Had needs to set about some chores for me, though forewarning I don't do brute, only leverage.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 02:20 AM (emlEe)
Simple as all that, eh?
I've become a cynic as my defense against KlownWorld.
Nothing is believable. Then there's that one thing, an happenstance, with a situation and you, regardless the cynicism, do what's right.
I used to believe in my prowess at writing software that 'got the idea' and delivered it in such a way as to know years later that something I wrote still runs as wonderfully.
Think of Jeff Beck, Larry Bird. It's what they do. OCD while retaining some anchor to klownworld.
Dunno.
Ben Had needs to set about some chores for me, though forewarning I don't do brute, only leverage.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:37 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Epstein's Unpublished List of Clients at May 28, 2023 02:37 AM (emlEe)
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Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers.
Generals are always prepared to fight the last war, so go ahead and ignore the tsunami of in-store thefts that are driving retail firms out of Chicago.
Chicago is deploying 30 yellow shirt peacekeepers.
Generals are always prepared to fight the last war, so go ahead and ignore the tsunami of in-store thefts that are driving retail firms out of Chicago.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 02:37 AM (5pZqO)
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 28, 2023 02:38 AM (jonTH)
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Upright bass? Stand-up bass?
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Erect
What is the proper terminology?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Erect
Posted by: JT at May 28, 2023 02:40 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Rescue Me-klos at May 28, 2023 02:41 AM (iAPSy)
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though forewarning I don't do brute, only leverage.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:37 AM (3byMq)
No problem. Get Fezzik and the Brute Squad on it!
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:37 AM (3byMq)
No problem. Get Fezzik and the Brute Squad on it!
Posted by: Prince Humperdinck at May 28, 2023 02:42 AM (emlEe)
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Well. Regarding gardening. Saw a piece of advice on tube of ewe that seemed more than reasonable.
Ignore the gardening folks ho tell beginners to grow a wide variety of things right of the bat. Instead, plant one thing and make sure you can keep it alive. You learn by doing, but baby steps, not Eden on your first rodeo …
Ignore the gardening folks ho tell beginners to grow a wide variety of things right of the bat. Instead, plant one thing and make sure you can keep it alive. You learn by doing, but baby steps, not Eden on your first rodeo …
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 28, 2023 02:42 AM (jonTH)
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Thanks guys and gals for the English. We teach and learn.
One other this/that that has stayed with me. It was an important (I suppose) paper at college where I misused anxious/eager.
The simple choice of words of a long ago world of discourse.
And now to use anxious and eager in a time frame argument.
Praying for the end of time...
When does ever arrive? Carlin -- there may be 'extra' innings -- that's eager unless your team is losing.
Perl has the functional keywords 'unless' and 'until'.
You can guess that I've seen them misused.
One other this/that that has stayed with me. It was an important (I suppose) paper at college where I misused anxious/eager.
The simple choice of words of a long ago world of discourse.
And now to use anxious and eager in a time frame argument.
Praying for the end of time...
When does ever arrive? Carlin -- there may be 'extra' innings -- that's eager unless your team is losing.
Perl has the functional keywords 'unless' and 'until'.
You can guess that I've seen them misused.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:46 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Miklos of Misspent Youth at May 28, 2023 02:47 AM (iAPSy)
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Miklos !
Posted by: JT at May 28, 2023 02:53 AM (T4tVD)
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Used, Miklos the interpreter!11!
Fake polls might say 50/50. Cookbooks for Perl lead most astray. Other's do it because they don't understand how code needn't be obfuscative, other's because that's their 'deep fucking thoughts'.
Unless/else is not a crisp piece of logical thought.
Fake polls might say 50/50. Cookbooks for Perl lead most astray. Other's do it because they don't understand how code needn't be obfuscative, other's because that's their 'deep fucking thoughts'.
Unless/else is not a crisp piece of logical thought.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 02:53 AM (3byMq)
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JT!
Posted by: Hiya Society at May 28, 2023 02:56 AM (iAPSy)
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Haha.
It does align with the dimwitted try: catch paradigm though. Python is Java is not Perl is C.
C++ is an abstraction of C.
Where's that sign about "Prove Me Wrong"
Just for historical we called them daemons they usually have a config pre jumping into a
while(1) aka for(;
with facility to reconfig on software interrupts and such.
'die' was Perl writers willingness to fail.
while(1)
does not consider falling over for a simple error.
Also, has anyone discovered -- finally -- that all the voting machines had connectivity? They did and do.
It does align with the dimwitted try: catch paradigm though. Python is Java is not Perl is C.
C++ is an abstraction of C.
Where's that sign about "Prove Me Wrong"
Just for historical we called them daemons they usually have a config pre jumping into a
while(1) aka for(;
with facility to reconfig on software interrupts and such.
'die' was Perl writers willingness to fail.
while(1)
does not consider falling over for a simple error.
Also, has anyone discovered -- finally -- that all the voting machines had connectivity? They did and do.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:00 AM (3byMq)
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Last month, Ben Jealous, the 130 year-old organization’s new Executive Director, announced major layoffs. The Sierra Club, he told employees, was restructuring and needed to cut its budget.
Wasn't he the head of the NAACP? Has he got a version of grifter's musical chairs up and running?
Last month, Ben Jealous, the 130 year-old organization’s new Executive Director, announced major layoffs. The Sierra Club, he told employees, was restructuring and needed to cut its budget.
Wasn't he the head of the NAACP? Has he got a version of grifter's musical chairs up and running?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 03:02 AM (5pZqO)
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You can imagine I'm out of step since Python is the thing. It has no improvement over Perl. Ruby is a Perl clownish and everyone now uses the regex that was in Perl first.
Perl also has suffered the same dipshits that gave us Java. When Perl (it's typeless and understands what you're doing) got Moose toppled onto it, that was the end of stupid for me.
Also, typical ffs question "when do you use strict?"
Um, never.
Dismissed!
Okay, good luck then.
Perl also has suffered the same dipshits that gave us Java. When Perl (it's typeless and understands what you're doing) got Moose toppled onto it, that was the end of stupid for me.
Also, typical ffs question "when do you use strict?"
Um, never.
Dismissed!
Okay, good luck then.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:06 AM (3byMq)
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Frankly, I'm just as happy doing anything constructive as software engineering is a toothless bearded hag. Not a painting I'd hang or describe as something good in my life.
Pipes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFasKZcH_c
Pipes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFasKZcH_c
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:11 AM (3byMq)
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A conversation alone.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:13 AM (3byMq)
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I despise Object oriented programming and the OOP languages. Ken Thompson is apparently there as well, hating C++ -- he mentioned in an interview how Bjorn Strustrupp however the fuck you spell it, blessed him out about dissing C++ one time.
I remember reading an article a while back that was right up my alley. OOP was nice, and lent itself well to the event driven nature of GUIs. That was a false panacea, and they concluded that all OOP is garbage in general.
I agree. My mind just would not click with OOP. This is crap, I said when trying to learn some of it. I'll stick with with procedural, and fuck all this shit.
I despise Object oriented programming and the OOP languages. Ken Thompson is apparently there as well, hating C++ -- he mentioned in an interview how Bjorn Strustrupp however the fuck you spell it, blessed him out about dissing C++ one time.
I remember reading an article a while back that was right up my alley. OOP was nice, and lent itself well to the event driven nature of GUIs. That was a false panacea, and they concluded that all OOP is garbage in general.
I agree. My mind just would not click with OOP. This is crap, I said when trying to learn some of it. I'll stick with with procedural, and fuck all this shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 03:15 AM (Mzdiz)
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Linus Torvalds, the father of Linux, hates C++ as well. I remember reading some of the epic rants he went on agin' it.
I think the DIE ESG loons have castrated him, now.
Linus Torvalds, the father of Linux, hates C++ as well. I remember reading some of the epic rants he went on agin' it.
I think the DIE ESG loons have castrated him, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 03:17 AM (Mzdiz)
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Close inspection of any repository of C++ (and we only do OOP here in this awesome place of nothing but buck passing will reveal that 90% of it is C. You know the actual guts of what it is.
35 years of my love and skill resulting in programs that work well and well past their doom date. Why?
The flow inside while(1) not many grasp.
I'm happy that try: catch: is what they use now.
I'm out. I still can but don't. Not much money in stuff that 'just works' which used to be the Unix backdrop.
Yes, I was intent on 'working myself out of a job'.
Think painting a house as an hyenous example.
35 years of my love and skill resulting in programs that work well and well past their doom date. Why?
The flow inside while(1) not many grasp.
I'm happy that try: catch: is what they use now.
I'm out. I still can but don't. Not much money in stuff that 'just works' which used to be the Unix backdrop.
Yes, I was intent on 'working myself out of a job'.
Think painting a house as an hyenous example.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:23 AM (3byMq)
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Ireally enjoyed this music
https://youtu.be/3o4iUTO4Ry4
https://youtu.be/3o4iUTO4Ry4
Posted by: Ciampino - It was good for my soul at May 28, 2023 03:23 AM (qfLjt)
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Fairly quiet tonight. Not like last, where a purse got snatched leaving the lady crying and unable to buy her cart of food. And some guy puked blood all over the customer bathroom.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 28, 2023 03:28 AM (CfOiC)
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Heh. Back in 1974 there was book published in New Zealand called The Sugarbag Years and since my parents were survivors of The Slump they bought it. Meant nothing to me as a kid in the 1970's. Means a lot now.
Posted by: Tom Hunter at May 28, 2023 03:28 AM (GW8Xu)
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publius, am I wrong in referring to your bride as 'okraone'? I know she's an evangelist but okraone seems to fit, too.
C has everything. Perl does, too.
Ask me how I fixed one of Dell's big time servers with a multipartitioned bootable image that apparently only I understood. Yes, I got paid. Two years before I showed up and I asked the same question for a couple of months. What are the offsets to the partition, how large is the image, what formats need to be layed down on these various partitions?
Suddenly, my work was done (just about EMC time so even though I rescued them they were fighting for their phony baloney jobs, so...)
Well, bye! Curley Bill.
Everything in Unix is a file.
C has everything. Perl does, too.
Ask me how I fixed one of Dell's big time servers with a multipartitioned bootable image that apparently only I understood. Yes, I got paid. Two years before I showed up and I asked the same question for a couple of months. What are the offsets to the partition, how large is the image, what formats need to be layed down on these various partitions?
Suddenly, my work was done (just about EMC time so even though I rescued them they were fighting for their phony baloney jobs, so...)
Well, bye! Curley Bill.
Everything in Unix is a file.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:30 AM (3byMq)
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Ireally enjoyed this music
https://youtu.be/3o4iUTO4Ry4
Posted by: Ciampino - It was good for my soul at May 28, 2023 03:23 AM (qfLjt)
Melding of the past and what we could hope for the best of now.
https://youtu.be/3o4iUTO4Ry4
Posted by: Ciampino - It was good for my soul at May 28, 2023 03:23 AM (qfLjt)
Melding of the past and what we could hope for the best of now.
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 03:32 AM (6WcPB)
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Looking around online, I'm finding that the "right" of "right out" is maybe an intensifier (it's right chilly today) and the "out" might be something like "not possible" (going skiing is out). Maybe.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 03:32 AM (SbC6h)
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>> am I wrong in referring to your bride as 'okraone'? I know she's an evangelist but okraone seems to fit, too.
Yep, she's my okra bride. When I lured her down her to my lair, she'd never had okra before. I started her out with fried, which she loved. Then boiled, and to my amazement, she loved that as well. Her brother came down, and she made him eat it as well. He ain't zactly as keen as she is on the boiled, but she makes him eat it.
Yep, she's my okra bride. When I lured her down her to my lair, she'd never had okra before. I started her out with fried, which she loved. Then boiled, and to my amazement, she loved that as well. Her brother came down, and she made him eat it as well. He ain't zactly as keen as she is on the boiled, but she makes him eat it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 03:41 AM (Mzdiz)
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m, I think of 'right out' as the ridiculous default answer to AoS unanswerables or other ridiculousness.
Others in politics over the illegitimate OBiden regime
'extreme right wing (conspiracies)'
'ultra MAGA extremists'
'extreme right wing MAGA'
Lest we forget Fuck Trudeau.
"Those having unacceptable views"
I could step right into an 18spd Pete or Ken. Never happen but it is interesting in an artful way. Same with carpentry, welding, fixing stuff in general.
A job well done...
Others in politics over the illegitimate OBiden regime
'extreme right wing (conspiracies)'
'ultra MAGA extremists'
'extreme right wing MAGA'
Lest we forget Fuck Trudeau.
"Those having unacceptable views"
I could step right into an 18spd Pete or Ken. Never happen but it is interesting in an artful way. Same with carpentry, welding, fixing stuff in general.
A job well done...
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:43 AM (3byMq)
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I love C -- what little programming I still do, mostly for my own fun is C, and command line stuff. I'm also a big fan of Fortran, which is still the king of scientific computing. (BTW, Intel's latest Fortran compilers and C/C++ ones are all free, now, download at will).
I love C -- what little programming I still do, mostly for my own fun is C, and command line stuff. I'm also a big fan of Fortran, which is still the king of scientific computing. (BTW, Intel's latest Fortran compilers and C/C++ ones are all free, now, download at will).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)
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18 Cure for a hangover? Don't get drunk.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (sAmhv)
27 Cure for a hangover. Simple: don't stop drinking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 10:16 PM (/0N3H)
The Horde contains multitudes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2023 10:13 PM (sAmhv)
27 Cure for a hangover. Simple: don't stop drinking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2023 10:16 PM (/0N3H)
The Horde contains multitudes.
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 03:44 AM (SbC6h)
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Never heard of these guys before, doing Ghost Riders in the Sky. The castanets guy is hilarious.
https://youtu.be/0SfU56IDsb4
It was followed by the Outlaws.
https://youtu.be/nOWjX4BpC24
https://youtu.be/0SfU56IDsb4
It was followed by the Outlaws.
https://youtu.be/nOWjX4BpC24
Posted by: Ciampino -- It was good for my soul at May 28, 2023 03:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 03:49 AM (6WcPB)
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 03:52 AM (SbC6h)
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@261
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
Is this the only AoS serendipity you know it! thing?
Or, so far?
God and Ben help me for Corsicana.
Think that's it from me for a nap or so.
Tried to help, had fun. Not a worthless day at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
Is this the only AoS serendipity you know it! thing?
Or, so far?
God and Ben help me for Corsicana.
Think that's it from me for a nap or so.
Tried to help, had fun. Not a worthless day at all.
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 03:52 AM (3byMq)
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Nuts. Can't sleep. That's the problem when you are going on vacation but are a midshift drone. Trying to get on a daytime schedule ain't easy. Gonna be a long day. Not going out of town till Monday morning. Still got some time to adjust.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2023 03:53 AM (sAmhv)
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Google seems to have been taken over by AI, and is now spewing more drivel than ever. For example:
James Agee
People also ask: How old is James Agee?
James Agee
People also ask: How old is James Agee?
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 03:55 AM (SbC6h)
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Puudle, where are you going Monday?
Posted by: JmT at May 28, 2023 03:57 AM (6WcPB)
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270 Google seems to have been taken over by AI, and is now spewing more drivel than ever. For example:
James Agee
People also ask: How old is James Agee?
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 03:55 AM (SbC6h)
----
Eventually we'll have
People also ask: Does James Agee wipe his ass with the right or left hand?
James Agee
People also ask: How old is James Agee?
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 03:55 AM (SbC6h)
----
Eventually we'll have
People also ask: Does James Agee wipe his ass with the right or left hand?
Posted by: Ciampino --- It was good for my soul at May 28, 2023 03:58 AM (qfLjt)
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Western PA. Gonna visit family and get some golf in. Mostly a cheap way to flee Babylon DC for a bit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2023 03:59 AM (sAmhv)
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C has indirection. I got that right away.
Also anything past pointer-to-pointer-to-pointer and personally **p is all you need but ***p is bs.
Pascal, Fortran (start arrays at 1 - ha), Java...
can't explain indirection so -- they don't
Another funny bit, ask'em why you would sort anything, and the answers are absolute nonsense. Or better I guess,
why did you sort here -- pointing to a particular section of code?
Also anything past pointer-to-pointer-to-pointer and personally **p is all you need but ***p is bs.
Pascal, Fortran (start arrays at 1 - ha), Java...
can't explain indirection so -- they don't
Another funny bit, ask'em why you would sort anything, and the answers are absolute nonsense. Or better I guess,
why did you sort here -- pointing to a particular section of code?
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 04:00 AM (3byMq)
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golf + golf + golf + golf, etc.!
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 04:00 AM (SbC6h)
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Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at May 28, 2023 04:01 AM (SbC6h)
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275: Heh! As much as I can get in.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2023 04:01 AM (sAmhv)
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thankfully, have fun y'all!
Posted by: micky at May 28, 2023 04:02 AM (3byMq)
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They really liked the masks. The other thing is, it is not just 'them.' People like wearing symbols of the things they believe in. They like iconography and symbolism. Every time I choose a T-shirt (when not working) I can choose from the 'Actions speak louder than Words', The one I picked up from the Air Force Museum at Wright-Patterson, or the 'Lord of Kings' shirt (that is done up like a Lord of the Rings t-shirt.)
The iconoclast movement that swept through the Church after Vatican II was not anti- symbology- they were just against the old symbols of the Faith. Getting rid of the old was the symbology of the new. Fucking commies.
Thanks for the ONT.
The iconoclast movement that swept through the Church after Vatican II was not anti- symbology- they were just against the old symbols of the Faith. Getting rid of the old was the symbology of the new. Fucking commies.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2023 04:03 AM (/xaUq)
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More than $15k can be earned online by performing straightforward tasks from home. In the previous month, I got $18376. Even a young child may do this job and make money because it is so simple to complete and has higher pay than typical office occupations. Everyone needs to try this task by using the information on this page. www.Richepay.com
Posted by: Deanna Leonard at May 28, 2023 04:28 AM (YjnUE)
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Repurposing flour sacks was only possible when women typically were trained in skills such as baking and sewing. Those skills, along with other common homemaking skills, were highly valued as they yielded significant economic advantages to their family. Those values and those skills are no longer common, and there are a lot of advantages we've given up as a society as a result.
Posted by: Socratease at May 28, 2023 12:21 PM (oqnjT)
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To be 'autentica' shouldn't the pronunciation be 'Ho-lene,
Ho-lene, Ho-lene, Ho-leeeeene'
Just askin'
Ho-lene, Ho-lene, Ho-leeeeene'
Just askin'
Posted by: jagamo at May 28, 2023 07:44 PM (/ux4Y)
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A surveyed area with due north boundaries will never be a square if you plot it on a sphere.
Posted by: Tom c at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM (wW832)
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