Baby Goat Rodeo Cafe

Vestrahorn (or maybe Stokknes -- I've heard it both ways),
Iceland by @kaiyhun

(AD Miles voice from Role Models): Well I've heard of cat beds but this is ridiculous! When the little ones are asleep I'll break out the PG material.

Dude jerks around with the back half of a horse, gets kicked into next Wednesday. "Maybe too violent but Justice often is." -- Batman

On Sundays he drives his other car.

I used to be annoyed at people who couldn't stay awake for a full movie. Or even a 50 minute TV episode. Now I'm like this dog. Sort of. I don't fall asleep, I just stop paying attention after fifteen minutes. I now watch movies fifteen or twenty minutes a day. Unless it's a really good one -- a really good movie, I can knock out in two, three days.

Movies are really boring now. I'm not just old. They've gotten old.

Poor dog is getting dunked on.

Mexican stand-off.

Goat and duck hijinks.

Scritching a raccoon.

This service dog is more helpful than most.

Service dog gets his degree. Now he can quit this service dog job and start a crypto investing magazine, like he always dreamed.

If Kwato from Total Recall was a koala. "Quaid... Quaid... activate the Eucalyptus machine..."

Look how happy this dog is. He's getting conceited, though.

An act of kindness for a stray dog.

Women!

She's skilled with make-up.

Never ending story.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/DbYzSVwqg7
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 24, 2023

Fagradalsfjall volcano.pic.twitter.com/lSSxfRzu3B
— Figen (@TheFigen_) May 23, 2023

The Alpine Ibex (a herbivore) lacks salt and other essential minerals in their diet which they can’t get from grass. So the Ibex has to seek out natural salt licks. In springtime, when salt requirements are the highest, the Ibex can be seen licking rock surfaces or dam walls for… pic.twitter.com/i9PjoiL2ip
— Levandov (@blabla112345) May 21, 2023

Old, but funny. Worth a re-watch:

From andycanuck:

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 07:39 PM (ncXxy)

2 That's not a penguin.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 07:40 PM (ncXxy)

3 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 07:40 PM (Wnv9h)

4 Love that pic. Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2023 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

5 I've been splashed like that by the side of the road. Not pleasant.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8)

7 I've been splashed like that by the side of the road. Not pleasant.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2023 07:42 PM

Ditto. On my birthday. That Friday sucked all the dicks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

8 The guy getting a unwanted shower felt bad for him
The goats was funny

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

9 Great volcano!!!
Where's the virgins???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2023 07:45 PM (YGqO/)

10 Great volcano!!!
Where's the virgins???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2023 07:45 PM

Give Paul and Sid time. It's early yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 07:47 PM (Wnv9h)

11 9 Great volcano!!!
Where's the virgins???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2023 07:45 PM (YGqO/)

/Hands Joe an Orange Soda....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

12 We had a port visit back in the 80s at Sydney Australia and the wife and son got a military hop out of Japan to come and meet the carrier for ten days. We went to the Sydney zoo and the wife got to hold a koala bear on a stick and they could pet it. My son wanted to hold it and the zoo people said, nope you are too young, he was 8 years old then.

To this day he hates the entire continent of Australia for not letting him hold that koala bear. Talk about holding a grudge.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 07:47 PM (ncXxy)

13 I watched the horse one like six times. WTF was he thinking?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2023 07:48 PM (nfrXX)

14 Arrrrrrrrrgh! Big Penguin has gone from insidiously disguising their attempts to get you to consume their polymorphic perversity to trying to burnish their image.

Don't fall for it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

15 Great volcano!!!
Where's the virgins???

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: SoCal at May 25, 2023 07:49 PM (eOEVl)

16 Great volcano!!!
Where's the virgins???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2023 07:45 PM

Likely asleep, resting up for the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2023 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)

17 putting on early Tina. Turner and having a glass of wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 07:49 PM (HaeqF)

18 My mom used to call her niece and tell her to pen up the goats before she'd visit. It pissed her off when they got on top of her car.

Posted by: huerfano at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM (7zEAH)

19 Hey, what's Mordor doing in the top pic? Now there is a tempest in me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM (guGkK)

20 A video a friend send me https://tinyurl.com/4utns4vh

Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM (lc5cP)

21 I can just hear the goats shouting "First!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM (YGqO/)

22 Bud Light (AB, InBev, etc) has learned nothing and will be sponsoring "pride" parades. One in Cincinnati and one in St Louis. I guess they figure they can weather the storm.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM (Bd6X8)

23 I watched the horse one like six times. WTF was he thinking?

Grew up in the city, thought he'd get the horse to throw its rider not knowing how horses react to things coming up from behind them

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM (0hOvj)

24 Bud Light (AB, InBev, etc) has learned nothing and will be sponsoring "pride" parades. One in Cincinnati and one in St Louis. I guess they figure they can weather the storm.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM (Bd6X

What's lousy watered-down beer when the entire future of anal sex is at stake?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 25, 2023 07:52 PM (guGkK)

25 Grew up in the city, thought he'd get the horse to throw its rider not knowing how horses react to things coming up from behind them
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM

City slickers. Ya hate 'em, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

26 To this day he hates the entire continent of Australia for not letting him hold that koala bear. Talk about holding a grudge.
Posted by: Mister Scott

You'd have thought he was too young to hold a grudge too.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2023 07:53 PM (qoGsy)

27 City slickers. Ya hate 'em, right?

Plenty of stuff in the city some country boy would be ignorant about. Now he knows better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 07:53 PM (0hOvj)

28 Watching Plane starring Gerard Butler

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2023 07:54 PM (vHIgi)

29 Gerard Depardieu > Gerard Butler

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 25, 2023 07:54 PM (guGkK)

30 Hey, what's Mordor doing in the top pic?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Forget finding the sniper. Where's the dragon?

Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

31 That's a woman riding that bull -she must be looking fir Alex Karras. I wouldn't mess with her, That's for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2023 07:56 PM (S6gqv)

32 To this day he hates the entire continent of Australia for not letting him hold that koala bear. Talk about holding a grudge.
Posted by: Mister Scott

I stopped watching tv when they took Green Acres off the air..

Posted by: JT at May 25, 2023 07:56 PM (T4tVD)

33 I prefer puffins. They're the anti-woke alternative.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 07:57 PM (A1JrZ)

34 I just read the Article below on the George Floyd Autopsy. That burns my ass. Was Derick Cauvin (Spelling I know) a good cop. But my god his life is ruined because of this worthless POS.

Can some plant a tree on George Floyd's grave so he will be good for something.

Posted by: Picric at May 25, 2023 07:57 PM (nR+K9)

35 putting on early Tina. Turner and having a glass of wine.
Posted by: Ben Had

Have a glug for me !

Posted by: JT at May 25, 2023 07:58 PM (T4tVD)

36 We were promised bobs and vagine.

Well?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 07:58 PM (TgBWG)

37 *a raised glass for JT*

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:00 PM (eNb+U)

38 I can just hear the goats shouting "First!"
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2023 07:50 PM

Are you implying that the commentators who don't engage in that behavior are sheep?

Well, I'll be dipped.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2023 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

39 *a raised glass for JT*
Posted by: Ben Had

Posted by: JT at May 25, 2023 08:01 PM (T4tVD)

40 36 We were promised bobs and vagine.

Well?
Posted by: Eeyore
-----
You'll get Drumpf v DeSatan in every thread and learn to like it. We only have about another year or so of it. The promise was to lure you into Thunderdome.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 08:01 PM (wUSgb)

41 We were promised bobs and vagine.

Well?
Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 07:58 PM

I don't know about the latter, but I'm here.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 25, 2023 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

42 The service dog with the woman in the wheelchair is adorable!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:02 PM (LTpwC)

43 You can get fired nowadays for a business goose.

Posted by: fd at May 25, 2023 08:02 PM (iayUP)

44 To this day he hates the entire continent of Australia for not letting him hold that koala bear. Talk about holding a grudge.
Posted by: Mister Scott

You'd have thought he was too young to hold a grudge too.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2023 07:53 PM

Nope, he is still very vocal about it and remembers it vividly. I guess it left a negative impression with him at that age. I vaguely remember the zoo and taking pictures but I don't remember any issues with the koala bear. That same year we lied about his age and he got to come on a Tiger cruise on the carrier and he still remembers the horrible food he had to eat for those three days from Sasebo to Yokosuka.

Kids......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 08:02 PM (ncXxy)

45 I love Role Models. I think it will hold up well.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 08:02 PM (BqNkw)

46 wut ??

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2023 08:02 PM (V13WU)

47 what kind of chinese atrocity is that ?

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2023 08:03 PM (V13WU)

48 34 I had the Comedy Channel on today, not really paying attention until they snuck in a "George Floyd was killed three years ago and black men are still killed by cops" commercial. Somebody wanted a donation.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2023 08:03 PM (lz5hY)

49 China...

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

50 what kind of chinese atrocity is that ?
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2023 08:03 PM

When Ace has lost runner ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2023 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

51 I was promised Whispering Eye !

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 08:05 PM (BqNkw)

52 Quaid looks like an AOSHQ COB fresh out of the hobo laboratory.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2023 08:06 PM (fY84s)

53 That's not a penguin.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 07:40 PM (ncXxy)

More like a great auk, really

Go ahead, BEN, tell us why that is funny.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym)

54 Breaking Away is in my top 20 movies.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 08:07 PM (BqNkw)

55 Goose will give you the business.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2023 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

56 I guess I missed Orange Ogre vs DeSatan today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:09 PM (LeQmV)

57 zerohedge @zerohedge · 2h
Mexico Deploys 1000s Of Troops As Popocatépetl Volcano Rumbles, Millions Warned Of Possible Evacuation

zerohedge.com
Mexico Deploys 1000s Of Troops As Popocatépetl Volcano Rumbles, Millions Warned Of Possible...
"We are prepared for any scenario..."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 08:09 PM (Vwz3I)

58 56 I guess I missed Orange Ogre vs DeSatan today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:09 PM (LeQmV)

All Asamentum here, boss!

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 08:10 PM (pwExq)

59 Well, just executed on a contract for a house in PA, looks like John Fetterman will be my Senator in a couple of months.

So the progression has been NYC, to NJ suburbs to PA burgs.

Can't really say I'm winning at this point.

Hopefully I can die somewhere sane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:10 PM (up/3i)

60 >>I guess I missed Orange Ogre vs DeSatan today.

Tune in tomorrow. Same show.

Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2023 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

61 Apparently "bobs and vagene" is a meme from 2017 making a joke about Indian men being unable to spell those words properly. If you plug those words in a search engine you eventually get plenty of "bobs". I didn't continue the search to look for vagenes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:10 PM (LTpwC)

62 The only thing that saved the guy getting kicked is how close he was.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:11 PM (eNb+U)

63 Where in PA Bender?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:11 PM (LeQmV)

64 @63

>>Where in PA Bender?

Tobyhanna.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:13 PM (up/3i)

65 . I didn't continue the search to look for vagenes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

!

You're no Action Reporter !

Posted by: JT at May 25, 2023 08:13 PM (T4tVD)

66 Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
Posted by: JackStraw

Thanks for the earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:13 PM (LeQmV)

67 zerohedge.com
Mexico Deploys 1000s Of Troops As Popocatépetl Volcano Rumbles, Millions Warned Of Possible...
"We are prepared for any scenario..."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 08:09 PM (Vwz3I)

Not for the return of Xiuhtecuhtli, they aren't.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2023 08:14 PM (xhaym)

68 Talk to me goose!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:14 PM (u73oe)

69 Will the Stars make a game of it or stink up the joint?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:15 PM (u73oe)

70 Mexico Deploys 1000s Of Troops As Popocatépetl Volcano Rumbles, Millions Warned Of Possible...
"We are prepared for any scenario..."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 08:0

I'm sure they have some virgins they can throw in there to prevent an eruption.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 08:15 PM (BqNkw)

71 I guess I missed Orange Ogre vs DeSatan today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:09 PM (LeQmV)

I was outside, doing useful stuff. Got a truck running that had not run for several years. Backed it up the shop, aired up the rear tires; hose would not reach front. Tried to start it to turn it around. Would not start. Got to be the ignition points, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2023 08:15 PM (ievS5)

72 Woman artist is amazing but it's creepy

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2023 08:16 PM (xhxe8)

73 Tobyhanna.

Plenty rural, at least. I haven't touched the Mid-Atlantic since 1994, and Imma keep it that way.

Posted by: Catherine at May 25, 2023 08:16 PM (ZSsrh)

74 Tobyhanna is nice. Sane? It's the eastern part of the state so all bets are off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:17 PM (LeQmV)

75
Dude jerks around with the back half of a horse

There was an older gentleman in our neighborhood (now passed on) who walked up to us while we were walking our first Portuguese Water Dog and bent forward, clapping his hands down low, as he did so. We had to warn him not to do that as the dog would have viewed that as an invitation to play and then jump up to him, thereby likely knocking him down. To this day I am not sure he understood how provocative his behavior was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2023 08:17 PM (pNxlR)

76 So the progression has been NYC, to NJ suburbs to PA burgs.

Can't really say I'm winning at this point.

Hopefully I can die somewhere sane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:10 PM (up/3i)

You're moving in the general direction of OH and WV. Just saying.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:18 PM (A1JrZ)

77 Kuato Lives

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 25, 2023 08:18 PM (X+Ku8)

78 The only thing that saved the guy getting kicked is how close he was.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:11 PM (eNb+U)

Lucky he doesn't have a plate in his head.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2023 08:18 PM (AwYPR)

79 Toby Hanna is Bennie’s ne’er do well brother.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:19 PM (u73oe)

80 Hi Duke. I think the Stars are done even if they win this one.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:20 PM (eNb+U)

81 "Mexico Deploys 1000s Of Troops As Popocatépetl Volcano Rumbles, Millions Warned Of Possible Evacuation"

Please tell me this thing is going to go up in the middle of cartel territory.

Lie if you have to.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 25, 2023 08:20 PM (ou9hh)

82 Go STARS!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2023 08:20 PM (YRsIm)

83 Hi Ben Had. I think you’re right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (u73oe)

84 I was kicked by a horse when I was a kid but it wasn't a serious FAFO kick, more of a warning kick and I got the message.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (FVME7)

85 @74

>>Tobyhanna is nice. Sane? It's the eastern part of the state so all bets are off.

If it was up to me I would have gone further west but I have to remain in shooting distance of NYC, NJ, Connecticut, etc.

It's a nice big spread with a lot of land, the price I would have paid for this in NY or NJ would have required a kings ransom.

I'm combining a couple of households of older relatives under one roof so, that's, why I am here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (up/3i)

86 >> I guess I missed Orange Ogre vs DeSatan today.

Tune in tomorrow. Same show.

Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2023 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

I just hope everyone remembers that we all want the same things, we only disagree on who is best placed to deliver them.

I apply that reminder to myself as much as to any other person.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (A1JrZ)

87 Dallas ain't winning 4 straight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (LeQmV)

88 Vegas draws first blood.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (u73oe)

89 You're moving in the general direction of OH and WV. Just saying.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:18 PM (A1JrZ)

go south, young(ish) man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (S6gqv)

90 So the progression has been NYC, to NJ suburbs to PA burgs.

Can't really say I'm winning at this point.

Hopefully I can die somewhere sane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

There is a Secret Law in Pa. prohibiting road repair.

Posted by: JT at May 25, 2023 08:22 PM (T4tVD)

91 Most of rural PA is normal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2023 08:23 PM (LeQmV)

92 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 3h
Innocent Multi-Billion Dollar Corporation Ruthlessly Attacked By People Not Giving Them Money
https://buff.ly/43ikM1Y

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 08:24 PM (Vwz3I)

93 The only thing that saved the guy getting kicked is how close he was.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:11 PM (eNb+U)

I wonder if it made his eyes uncross.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:25 PM (A1JrZ)

94 Can't really say I'm winning at this point.

Hopefully I can die somewhere sane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

If this is apropos for you and your family, make sure you fully understand inheritance taxes and the attorney fees associated with settling estates and take all steps to minimize them. To take a sizable estate and reduce to a pittance? Child's play in PA.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2023 08:25 PM (qoGsy)

95 >>>This right here -- this is my life.

Heh. That one was worth a 2nd watch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2023 08:25 PM (klJTj)

96 60 years I have dealt with horses everyday and only been kicked once. Collection mare got tired of the stud and got me instead of him.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:26 PM (eNb+U)

97 @90

>>There is a Secret Law in Pa. prohibiting road repair.

And what's the deal when you leave 80?

There isn't a straight f*ing road to be found anywhere.

It's twisty-turny, up and downey and all around.

Must of been built by a bunch of drunk Germans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:26 PM (up/3i)

98 The only thing that saved the guy getting kicked is how close he was.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:11 PM (eNb+U)

Yeah, I was taught if you have to walk behind a horse, walk close.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2023 08:28 PM (AwYPR)

99 There is a Secret Law in Pa. prohibiting road repair.

And what's the deal when you leave 80?

There isn't a straight f*ing road to be found anywhere.

It's twisty-turny, up and downey and all around.

Must of been built by a bunch of drunk Germans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:26 PM

I believe it was built by the Dutch.......Pennsylvania Dutch. They make great baked goods as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 08:29 PM (ncXxy)

100 Must of been built by a bunch of drunk Germans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Yep! And John Ringgold's band was playing in the background of the township hall.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2023 08:30 PM (qoGsy)

101 >>>On Sundays he drives his other car.

I think that's a she. At least the bouncing boobies suggest she.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2023 08:31 PM (klJTj)

102 My border collie / blue heeler mix innocently loped behind a horse once and was kicked in the head and sent reeling and rolling.

Of course when he shook it off, he was pissed, and he leapt up on the horse's mane and took the horse down to the ground and let him know that he had just unleashed 40lbs of dynamite.

Spectacular display of ferocity!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2023 08:33 PM (fY84s)

103 I think that's a she. At least the bouncing boobies suggest she.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2023 08:31 PM (klJTj)

Not Mongo.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2023 08:33 PM (AwYPR)

104 There's the high land Dutch
And the low land Dutch
And the Rotterdam Dutch
And the other damn Dutch

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 25, 2023 08:33 PM (8AONa)

105 Hmmm... so Ukraine is trying to say the Commander of the Russian Black Fleet, can be charged under Ukrainian Law, for murder and war crimes, for hitting power stations in Ukraine with missiles.

So much for the Geneva Conention... all norms on war are now gone...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

106 >>>Mexican stand-off.

There's probably not a lot of upside in messing with that thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (klJTj)

107 "So much for the Geneva Conention... all norms on war are now gone..."

I was always under the impression that the Conventions were honored more in the breach than the observance, anyway.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (ou9hh)

108 Speaking of getting kicked, the punter who was cut from the Buffalo Bullshiters is likely to return to the NFL.

Prediction: All the usual suspects accuse the NFL of hypocrisy (which of course they are, for other reasons), for giving this guy another chance, and not letting Colon Kappernack play again.

Difference: Apparently this guy is good.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (+2RZP)

109 In keeping with cute women imodest attire theme, . This is the adorable conservative Dutch woman, whose name I won't even try to spell whom Tucker Carlson had spoken to. She may be the woman that he described with the word "yummy" that some leftist were appalled by:

tinyurl.com/jce4d4dk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (LTpwC)

110 BignJames, you were taught well.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (eNb+U)

111 Due to the volcano, Biden announces that he’s relocating all Mexicans to Texas.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:36 PM (u73oe)

112 105 Hmmm... so Ukraine is trying to say the Commander of the Russian Black Fleet, can be charged under Ukrainian Law, for murder and war crimes, for hitting power stations in Ukraine with missiles.

So much for the Geneva Conention... all norms on war are now gone...
Posted by: Romeo13
------
Never was one in UKR v. RUS anyway. Both are fully committed to atrocities as a way of war.

If Civil War II ever happens, that is likely to be the case here as well.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 08:37 PM (wUSgb)

113 >>>This service dog is more helpful than most.

I'm not sure how much value he added to that transaction.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 25, 2023 08:37 PM (klJTj)

114 111 Due to the volcano, Biden announces that he’s relocating all Mexicans to Texas.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:36 PM (u73oe)

Every Asylum case will now be 'running from the volcano!'

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

115 In keeping with cute women imodest attire theme, . This is the adorable conservative Dutch woman, whose name I won't even try to spell whom Tucker Carlson had spoken to. She may be the woman that he described with the word "yummy" that some leftist were appalled by:

tinyurl.com/jce4d4dk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (LTpwC)

Worst typo ever: I thought you meant "immodest attire."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2023 08:38 PM (+2RZP)

116 BignJames, you were taught well.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (eNb+U)

Haven't been kicked, yet...been bitten a couple, three times.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2023 08:38 PM (AwYPR)

117 FenelonSpoke

You are a giver. She is very healthy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

118 60 years I have dealt with horses everyday and only been kicked once. Collection mare got tired of the stud and got me instead of him.
Posted by: Ben Had

Was he from Tennessee ?

Posted by: Adriane the Pox on Monkey pox Critic . . . at May 25, 2023 08:39 PM (jonTH)

119 There's the high land Dutch
And the low land Dutch
And the Rotterdam Dutch
And the other damn Dutch
Posted by: 2009Refugee

"Singing Glorious! Glorious!
One keg of beer amongst the four of us!

Singing Glory be to God that there ain't no more of us . . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2023 08:40 PM (qoGsy)

120 Romeo13

UKR statements like this show the deep hatred between the two countries. In war, that tends to turn out to be sub-optimal. They will regret this.

CF: The Red Army inside Germany in WWII.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

121 "So much for the Geneva Conention... all norms on war are now gone..."
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I was always under the impression that the Conventions were honored more in the breach than the observance, anyway.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (ou9hh)

What's worse is these people don't seem to understand the concept of incentive.

"If you give up, we'll charge you with war crimes."

Ok then, how's about I don't give up then.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2023 08:40 PM (+2RZP)

122 Due to the volcano, Biden announces that he’s relocating all Mexicans to Texas.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:36 PM (u73oe)

Saw a couple of "fresh" ones in my little town yesterday. They were obeying the crosswalk signals.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2023 08:40 PM (AwYPR)

123 I was always under the impression that the Conventions were honored more in the breach than the observance, anyway.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

There was always a more or less customary rules of warfare post Westphalia and the conventions were an attempt to codify them. But, technology moves on and today's civilian is tomorrow's sniper and area weapons scarcely distinguish between civilian and military targets so over time, particularly in WWII, there was little to no effort to protect civilians that much. Non signatories were even less bound by any expectation of laws of war.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 08:41 PM (wUSgb)

124 Adrian, no. He was a $500,000 stud from Poland.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:42 PM (qoMKE)

125 BurtTC

Exactly. Counter productive unless you have an unassailable pimp hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

126 NaCly Dog,

I think I recalled you liking Sandbaggers. Thought I would let you know that Ian MacIntosh's earlier series Warship episodes are on you tube now for streaming.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 08:43 PM (wUSgb)

127 Time to go to work boys...put one on the board

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2023 08:43 PM (YRsIm)

128 Went to my niece's Baccalaureate Mass this afternoon. All the girls dressed in white. All the moms crying. The cathedral was beautiful and the girls' singing sounded like angels.

My brother is as progressive as you can get. But he's my brother. Marine flies in tomorrow for her graduation on Sunday. The cousins will
All be together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 08:43 PM (J58hQ)

129 Dallas ties it up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:44 PM (u73oe)

130 107 I was always under the impression that the Conventions were honored more in the breach than the observance, anyway.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (ou9hh)

Dude here gets it--this sort of stuff is only ever used by war winners to punish war losers and feel extra morally righteous about winning the war.

Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2023 08:44 PM (PZvjL)

131 Don't kid yourself. Those little goatlets fighting to be king of the bucket are a metaphor for the GOPE goatlets trying to take out the Mega MAGA Ram. Haley, Asa, Scott, Haley, will just end up with a headache like the Meatball.

Posted by: Support Your President! at May 25, 2023 08:44 PM (Nn3xT)

132 Worst typo ever: I thought you meant "immodest attire."

Certainly understandable that you would think that 😉. But the day I post real women in immodest tire as opposed to classic art- which I don't mind is the day I will have lost my marbles. I just think she's really cute and I'm glad she's conservative. The Dutch need help from pretty girls as well as others. Such a beautiful country that the WEF/ European Union wants to destroy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:44 PM (LTpwC)

133 whig

What a great memory! Is Waships about the HMS Arc Royal[/] battle group deployment to America? That was very good.

Hope you are doing well. I pay close attention when you post. You are a force for good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

134 1. Just wait until more red flag laws are passed.
2. The Mom is dumb. But, she is quite old and probably a LIV.
3. This is why you shut you pie hole and make them get a warrant, even if you are innocent, because everything you say and DON'T say will definitely be used against you.

Https://youtu.be/RpJ5K7Ykp9Y

Lackluster Channel 13 minutes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 25, 2023 08:45 PM (ufFY8)

135 Immodest "attire" . I think I should just stop trying to post for the evening.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:45 PM (LTpwC)

136 Yikes. Thank you Pixy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

137 Singing Glory be to God that there ain't no more of us . . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete

=====

How come I can remember the words to something I never sang while sober, mumble mumble years ago . . . But can't remember the third thing my bride asked me to bring home.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 25, 2023 08:46 PM (8AONa)

138 Immodest "attire" . I think I should just stop trying to post for the evening.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:45 PM (LTpwC)

Heh, no, please don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (+2RZP)

139 FenelonSpoke

May you be surrounded by blessings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

140 So this random hot girl who loves firearms and explosives DMed me on Twitter so talk me out of meeting her at her hunting cabin this weekend...

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (w8feh)

141 Non signatories were even less bound by any expectation of laws of war.
Posted by: whig

Am I right that the Imperial Japanese Empire committed so many atrocities because they were not signatory? I seem to remember that. Or did I dream it?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 25, 2023 08:48 PM (X++p7)

142 In keeping with cute women imodest attire theme, . This is the adorable conservative Dutch woman, whose name I won't even try to spell whom Tucker Carlson had spoken to. She may be the woman that he described with the word "yummy" that some leftist were appalled by:

tinyurl.com/jce4d4dk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:35 PM (LTpwC)

I believe that's Eva....can't spell her last name but it's extremely Dutch-sounding. And if that's who TuCa called "yummy," I respect him all the more.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:48 PM (A1JrZ)

143 FenelonSpoke

You killed buzzion with a typo. Yes, some of us remember. The rest should exercise caution.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

144 @140

>>So this random hot girl who loves firearms and explosives DMed me on Twitter so talk me out of meeting her at her hunting cabin this weekend...

Ersatz Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:49 PM (up/3i)

145 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks. You too, dear. Goodnight all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (LTpwC)

146 So this random hot girl who loves firearms and explosives DMed me on Twitter so talk me out of meeting her at her hunting cabin this weekend...

Posted by: Eagle Lips

======

This has potential

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (8AONa)

147 nurse, how lovely.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (qoMKE)

148 NaCly Dog, you know who else is a Global Force For Good?

Posted by: 7th Fleet OODs at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)

149 Am I right that the Imperial Japanese Empire committed so many atrocities because they were not signatory? I seem to remember that. Or did I dream it?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 25, 2023 08:48 PM (X++p7)

Maybe, that and they were savage little bastards.

Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (AwYPR)

150 Hmmm... so Ukraine is trying to say the Commander of the Russian Black Fleet, can be charged under Ukrainian Law, for murder and war crimes, for hitting power stations in Ukraine with missiles.

So much for the Geneva Conention... all norms on war are now gone...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 08:33 PM (o

I think Ukraine can charge Russians for speaking Russian.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (BqNkw)

151 Eagle Lips

Do you need two kidneys?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

152 Am I right that the Imperial Japanese Empire committed so many atrocities because they were not signatory? I seem to remember that. Or did I dream it?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 25, 2023 08:48 PM (X++p7)

—————-

They didn’t commit atrocities because they weren’t a signatory, the committed atrocities because they were fucking savages.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (u73oe)

153 So this random hot girl who loves firearms and explosives DMed me on Twitter so talk me out of meeting her at her hunting cabin this weekend...
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (w8feh)

Fed.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:51 PM (A1JrZ)

154 7th Fleet OODs

Nay, my brother. We were a Force for Good Times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

155 NaCly, dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 08:51 PM (qoMKE)

156 Eagle Lips

Do you need two kidneys?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)

No. The trade off would be worth it tbh

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:52 PM (w8feh)

157 Posted by: BignJames at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (AwYPR)

————-

Fist bump

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:52 PM (u73oe)

158 140 So this random hot girl who loves firearms and explosives DMed me on Twitter so talk me out of meeting her at her hunting cabin this weekend...
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (w8feh)

Ask for pics of bobs and vagene

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 08:52 PM (pwExq)

159 If Kievan Rus' gets the upper hand in its war with Muscovite Rus' it'll launch a counter-invasion to get even. And then be tarpitted just like the Muscovites were.

Too bad the Grand Duchy of Lithuania isn't around to settle this foolishness down right quick.

Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2023 08:52 PM (PZvjL)

160 Scott Sterling and his Face of Steel would have laughed at that horse.

Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2023 08:52 PM (amJF4)

161 I think Ukraine can charge Russians for speaking Russian.
Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (BqNkw)

What will they do if you tell them Ukrainian is just a dialect of Russian?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:53 PM (A1JrZ)

162 So this random hot girl who loves firearms and explosives DMed me on Twitter so talk me out of meeting her at her hunting cabin this weekend...
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (w8feh)

Fed.
Posted by: Dr. T

How dare you. She doesn't glow in the dark. (I checked)

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:53 PM (w8feh)

163 Ben Had

Ahhh. Thank you.
♩ Good evening! ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

164 Has she asked if you could arrive in a window-less van?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 25, 2023 08:53 PM (8AONa)

165 Hi Ben Had!

Can't wait to see you in October!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 08:54 PM (U2p+3)

166

Made it, Ma! Top of the bucket!

Posted by: Billy the kid at May 25, 2023 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

167 Eva will be on the Mark Steyn Cruise coming up soon. Buy a ticket, follow her around the boat for a week. Sounds like a pathetic plan.

Posted by: Watching the Scenery at May 25, 2023 08:54 PM (Nn3xT)

168
omg

@Rasmussen_Poll
NEW YORK: "Through auditing the voter roll databases, obtained directly from state and local boards of elections, we have uncovered millions of invalid registrations, hundreds of thousands of votes cast by legally invalid registrations, hundreds of thousands of votes cast by legally invalid registrants, massive vote discrepancies, and the clear presence of algorithmic patterns we reverse engineered from within the state's own official records.

To be absolutely clear, there is no known innocent purpose or explanation for why these algorithms exist. I am told by cyber-intelligence experts they indicate a 'Total Loss of Control' data breach, the most severe kind of data breach recognized by our federal government. The law says it renders the affected NYSVoter database completely untrustworthy."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 08:55 PM (lCaJd)

169 I blocked her. And the weird ones on Instagram too.
* sad trombone *

Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:55 PM (w8feh)

170 Please to meet me at hunting cabin. I will send to you monies for journey. Need your bank account, your mothers maiden name, name of your favorite pet, and the street you grew up on.

Posted by: Random hot chick at May 25, 2023 08:55 PM (u73oe)

171 They didn’t commit atrocities because they weren’t a signatory, the committed atrocities because they were fucking savages.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Well, yeah, there's that too.

Speaking of winner of wars calling the shots reminds of an apocryphal story. I hope it's true.

At some German airport there were a line a jets awaiting takeoff. Some Lufthansa pilot spoke to the tower in German and was admonished. English only, please!

Pilot says "I am German pilot, in German carrier, in Germany. Why must I speak the English?"

From one of the other pilots in line comes this thick British accent: "Because you lost the bloody war!"

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 25, 2023 08:55 PM (X++p7)

172 girl who loves firearms and explosives DMed me on Twitter so talk me out of meeting her at her hunting cabin this weekend...
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:47 PM (w8feh)

I am sure her bewbs glow.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 25, 2023 08:56 PM (ufFY8)

173 Eva will be on the Mark Steyn Cruise coming up soon. Buy a ticket, follow her around the boat for a week. Sounds like a pathetic plan.
Posted by: Watching the Scenery at May 25, 2023 08:54 PM (Nn3xT)

*opens calendar*

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:56 PM (A1JrZ)

174 They didn’t commit atrocities because they weren’t a signatory, the committed atrocities because they were fucking savages.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (u73oe)

When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They’re very creative.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White, NFL Hall Of Famer at May 25, 2023 08:57 PM (R/m4+)

175 Doof and I are having our own AHL Hockey Talk tonight

He’s at the Hershey Bears game versus the Rochester Americans

Unfortunately he’s winning, 2-0 Bears going into the 3rd period

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 25, 2023 08:57 PM (CCSxw)

176 How dare you. She doesn't glow in the dark. (I checked)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at May 25, 2023 08:53 PM (w8feh)

Ask her to send you a pic of the shovel and the sack of lye.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2023 08:57 PM (ievS5)

177 Got an idea for attendees of the NoVAMoMeet.

Hrothgar (yes, ladyl's beloved Hrothgar) has got two firsts in a row on the ONT. I am sure his F5 key need replacing.

For the attendees, bring along a F5 key to donate to him. You can blame me. I'm married, and used to it. You all must have some keyboards that can be used as donors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

178 Warship is set on a fictional Royal Navy frigate Hero. The ship was actually the Royal Navy frigate Phoebe I think. Series ran 44 episodes and for 4 years. Good story lines including enlisted.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 08:57 PM (wUSgb)

179 Speaking of fun stuff, have you had dental impressions taken lately?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 25, 2023 08:59 PM (8AONa)

180 To be absolutely clear, there is no known innocent purpose or explanation for why these algorithms exist. I am told by cyber-intelligence experts they indicate a 'Total Loss of Control' data breach, the most severe kind of data breach recognized by our federal government. The law says it renders the affected NYSVoter database completely untrustworthy."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Same in most other states including GOP run states. ON purpose. Good American Thinker article today about it.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 08:59 PM (wUSgb)

181 whig

Thanks! I'll look it up in my copious spare time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

182 Eagle Lips

Do you need two kidneys?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

Could be worse, Chris Hanson might show up.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2023 09:00 PM (ja4w0)

183
Same in most other states including GOP run states. ON purpose. Good American Thinker article today about it.
Posted by: whig

==========

Welp, I marched on January 6. If our election gets stolen again in 2024, I'll do whatever comes next. Just waiting for a serious, patriotic leader who's done fucking around to tell me what I need to do to save this country.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:01 PM (lCaJd)

184 Am I right that the Imperial Japanese Empire committed so many atrocities because they were not signatory? I seem to remember that. Or did I dream it?
Posted by: Blutarski
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The USSR and Japan were among the non-signatories of various conventions.

Course, neither country paid much attention to the concept of a just war either.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:01 PM (wUSgb)

185 Good evening, all! Today I turned 29 for the 23rd time (what? That is really awful now that I calculated that out!). Spent it teaching at the studio. My team decorated the whole thing and had cards and a cupcake for me (which they said they knew I probably wouldn’t eat! Oops). It was a good day, even though I truly missed the call from my mama singing happy birthday to me.

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

186 Meh, I like Eagle Fang better anyway.

Posted by: Random hot chick at May 25, 2023 09:01 PM (u73oe)

187 Hershey bears ALSO sounds like something you don't want to meet up with at a cabin in the woods.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2023 09:03 PM (ja4w0)

188 I just hope everyone remembers that we all want the same things, we only disagree on who is best placed to deliver them.

I apply that reminder to myself as much as to any other person.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 25, 2023 08:21 PM (A1JrZ)

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Yep. We already went through this in 2016. I was very opposed to Trump for the same reasons people here are citing now. I've never been so glad to have been so wrong about a candidate.

Today, I couldn't be more appreciative of the NeverTrumpers, Russia hoaxers, impeachers, and persistent fake indicters. All of them woke me up. We need more of that. It broke the MSM and Conservative Inc. CNN just endorsed the Durham report and hosted a Trump town hall. Fox News killed their golden goose. Johah Goldberg allied with the Liberal Fascists. W Bush equated the orange man who purged Iraq of terrorists with terrorism. There probably hasn't been so much transparency in politics since the civil war.

The idea of politics as a gentlemanly sport is very 1996. Give me the honesty of a prison yard brawl over rigged Queensberry rules any day.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 25, 2023 09:03 PM (5Rikf)

189 {{{Piper}}}

Happy Birthday! And no, you absolutely do not want me to sing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

190 Welp, I marched on January 6. If our election gets stolen again in 2024, I'll do whatever comes next. Just waiting for a serious, patriotic leader who's done fucking around to tell me what I need to do to save this country.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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B. Morticia,
Here is the link to the American Thinker article today about the Arizona race https://tinyurl.com/5ab9rwsr

Title is Why Kari Lake Couldn't Close the Deal.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:03 PM (wUSgb)

191 The law says it renders the affected NYSVoter database completely untrustworthy."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 08:55 PM (lCaJd)

They can't clean up the voter database. It would disenfranchise the voters.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 25, 2023 09:03 PM (Emce2)

192 "@Rasmussen_Poll"

I wonder what kind of country we would have if past elections were actually legit?

Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2023 09:04 PM (wsHtO)

193 Happy Birthday, Piper and a raised glass to many more.,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 09:05 PM (qoMKE)

194 The idea of politics as a gentlemanly sport is very 1996. Give me the honesty of a prison yard brawl over rigged Queensberry rules any day.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr

It was always bullshit. Ted Kennedy was negotiating with the Soviets behind Reagan's back. LBJ and Hoover delighted in targeting individuals via wiretaps, honeytraps and fraud. Goldwater was simply one of his victims. FDR went after Andrew Mellon purely for spite Wilson imprisoned a bunch of people for disagreement with WWI, etc.

Etc. etc.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:06 PM (wUSgb)

195 189 {{{Piper}}}

Happy Birthday! And no, you absolutely do not want me to sing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023

——
Thank you! And you know what? I would love it. Loud and crazy and off key is just fine by me! 💕

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

196 It was a good day, even though I truly missed the call from my mama singing happy birthday to me.
Posted by: Piper

My mom died over 30 years ago. I still have a tape recording of her singing Happy Birthday to me on my answering machine for my 23rd birthday.

Moms never stop loving us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 09:07 PM (U2p+3)

197 pawn

I want to write the stories of how America rejected failed policies, kept merit, never used welfare, and how Eisenhower and a small team foresaw all of the madness, and avoided it.

Part of the story is a embittered dystopian SF writer, who writes stories of today, to that better world. He is shunned as a madman.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

198 The law says it renders the affected NYSVoter database completely untrustworthy."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 08:55 PM (lCaJd)

They can't clean up the voter database. It would disenfranchise the voters.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 25, 2023 09:03 PM (Emce2)
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Feature, not bug. It's very likely that whatever happened with NY's voter rolls also occurred in many other blue states/cities around the country.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 25, 2023 09:07 PM (BpYfr)

199 They can't clean up the voter database. It would disenfranchise the voters.
Posted by: Emmie

Nope, motor voter bill actually mandates it. The fact that the GOP never sues to clean up the rolls indicates that they are fine with voter fraud. It is always third party integrity groups that do it ad hoc from state to state. The same Dem permanent voter registration campaigns are the people that later harvest those votes btw. A Georgia ballot mule testified he made tens of thousands of dollars for his work in 2020.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:08 PM (wUSgb)

200 Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

Happy birfday.

Recently had my 28th 29th birfday.

No carousal for me, tell ya what. Not ready for the cart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2023 09:09 PM (T/Lqj)

201 PSA, The dates for the TXMoMe are in the left side bar and yes there is is a typo but it changes nothing.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 09:09 PM (qoMKE)

202 Thanks! I'll look it up in my copious spare time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Warning though--two episodes require you to sign into a google account because you might be under 18 for some reason.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:09 PM (wUSgb)

203 My mom died over 30 years ago. I still have a tape recording of her singing Happy Birthday to me on my answering machine for my 23rd birthday.

Moms never stop loving us.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 09

Thank you, Nurse, for being amazing.

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

204 legally invalid
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That almost sounds like there was no widespread election fraud -- anywhere, ever!

Asylum seekers.
Jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: micky at May 25, 2023 09:10 PM (3byMq)

205 Piper

Ask me at a MoMeet. FWIW, my last time singing I was singing the Witch Doctor song in front of the waiting pre-schoolers and kindergarten kids with a real musician joining me. The teachers were horrified. I had one of my pre-schoolers come up to me, tug my pant leg "Mr. [Salty], we said NO Singing."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

206 No carousal for me, tell ya what. Not ready for the cart.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well

RENEWAL !!!

Posted by: Logan and Francis and Jessica . . . at May 25, 2023 09:11 PM (jonTH)

207 Feature, not bug. It's very likely that whatever happened with NY's voter rolls also occurred in many other blue states/cities around the country.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Same in red states btw. Texas for example. Any red state still in the fake state consortium (ERIC) to prevent voter fraud are still rife with voter registration fraud.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:12 PM (wUSgb)

208 205 Ask me at a MoMeet. FWIW, my last time singing I was singing the Witch Doctor song in front of the waiting pre-schoolers and kindergarten kids with a real musician joining me. The teachers were horrified. I had one of my pre-schoolers come up to me, tug my pant leg "Mr. [Salty], we said NO Singing."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25,

I look forward to it!

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

209 Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:08 PM (wUSgb)

My sarcasm didn't come through very well in my comment, did it?

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 25, 2023 09:14 PM (Emce2)

210 Piper!

Will you come to TX in October? It would be such a pleasure to meet you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 09:14 PM (U2p+3)

211 Happy birfday.

Recently had my 28th 29th birfday.

No carousal for me, tell ya what. Not ready for the cart.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May

Thank you! I do not feel 52. I don’t think I look it, either but that could just be self delusion! I plan to be active and obnoxious until they scatter my ashes. Like that old lady in the pink cat eye glasses and leopard print everything else? That will be me.

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

212 My sarcasm didn't come through very well in my comment, did it?
Posted by: Emmie

--------
You did fine. I knew what you meant sarcasm by repeating the Stacey Abrams talking points.

But GOP politicians willingly don't purge the voter rolls in collusion with Dems. But as the American Thinker article link mentions, you also need to end the ability to activate and deactivate voter registrations in real time as well as change voter histories and status.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:17 PM (wUSgb)

213 Actor portraying black elf in Amazon's disastrous Tolkein non-fan fic Rings of Power claims he was the subject of "online bullying and racism," and has been in therapy for three years trying to overcome this brutalization

Why is it so many adults now act like they are 13 years old? What a bitch

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:17 PM (0hOvj)

214 My mom died over 30 years ago. I still have a tape recording of her singing Happy Birthday to me on my answering machine for my 23rd birthday.

What a priceless treasure.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:18 PM (0hOvj)

215
Title is Why Kari Lake Couldn't Close the Deal.
Posted by: whig

========

I just read it. American Thinker seems to be all over the voter fraud issue. The author concludes that
"it might make sense to out-compute them, stop their fraud apparatus in flight -- something some of us know something about," but I don't know how we do that, at least without going to ***certain levels*** of activism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:18 PM (lCaJd)

216 210 Piper!

Will you come to TX in October? It would be such a pleasure to meet you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 09

I am planning on it! It will be great to meet everyone' though MisHum told me no exercising allowed, which ruined my super great idea of starting the day with a class! 😂😂😂

I am kidding. Sort of.

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

217 Happy Birthday Piper, may God bless you this year and bring you joy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:19 PM (0hOvj)

218 Welp, I marched on January 6. If our election gets stolen again in 2024, I'll do whatever comes next. Just waiting for a serious, patriotic leader who's done fucking around to tell me what I need to do to save this country.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:01 PM (lCaJd)

They are removing every remedy that we have had in place since the founding, leaving only unthinkable alternatives. Patriots don't want to do those unthinkable things. They are betting we won't.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 25, 2023 09:19 PM (Emce2)

219 Why is it so many adults now act like they are 13 years old? What a bitch
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:17 PM (0hOvj)

Some dork: I don't like you.

Me: So the fuck what?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2023 09:20 PM (T/Lqj)

220 217 Happy Birthday Piper, may God bless you this year and bring you joy
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023

Thank you so much!

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

221 They are removing every remedy that we have had in place since the founding, leaving only unthinkable alternatives. Patriots don't want to do those unthinkable things. They are betting we won't.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me

This. Times 1,000.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 25, 2023 09:22 PM (X++p7)

222 But as the American Thinker article link mentions, you also need to end the ability to activate and deactivate voter registrations in real time as well as change voter histories and status.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 09:17 PM (wUSgb)

Yes, agreed. I wonder why the Lake campaign would not accept the free, real-time analysis.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 25, 2023 09:22 PM (Emce2)

223 I can't believe the soccer match... that poor goalie.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:23 PM (y6ftY)

224 Happy Birthday Piper

From AZ as well!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:23 PM (y6ftY)

225
They are betting we won't.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me

==========

They bet we'd never elect Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:24 PM (lCaJd)

226 Many happy returns, Piper! (Whatever that means, but I know it's supposed to be good.)

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 25, 2023 09:25 PM (Emce2)

227 >>> 196 It was a good day, even though I truly missed the call from my mama singing happy birthday to me.
Posted by: Piper

My mom died over 30 years ago. I still have a tape recording of her singing Happy Birthday to me on my answering machine for my 23rd birthday.

Moms never stop loving us.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 09:07 PM (U2p+3)

I know you can copy various recording types to digital but can you copy to vinyl??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2023 09:25 PM (llON8)

228 Vegas back up by one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 09:26 PM (u73oe)

229 Actor portraying black elf in Amazon's disastrous Tolkein non-fan fic Rings of Power claims he was the subject of "online bullying and racism," and has been in therapy for three years trying to overcome this brutalization.

Well you know, he could grow the f*ck up. That might help.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2023 09:27 PM (qoGsy)

230
Can't some clever lawyer devise a case in which some state or states are being disenfranchised by the states with corrupt voter rolls?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:28 PM (lCaJd)

231 216 210 Piper!

Will you come to TX in October? It would be such a pleasure to meet you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 09

I am planning on it! It will be great to meet everyone' though MisHum told me no exercising allowed, which ruined my super great idea of starting the day with a class! 😂😂😂

I am kidding. Sort of.
Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:18 PM
We have all sorts of classes. What's one more, hey?

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2023 09:30 PM (Uv0D2)

232 Can't some clever lawyer devise a case in which some state or states are being disenfranchised by the states with corrupt voter rolls?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:28 PM (lCaJd)

——————

Texas V Pennsylvania. No standing they said.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 09:30 PM (u73oe)

233
I am planning on it! It will be great to meet everyone' though MisHum told me no exercising allowed, which ruined my super great idea of starting the day with a class! 😂😂😂

Posted by: Piper

You can teach us to exercise... we'll watch...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:30 PM (y6ftY)

234 Piper, all exercise is reserved for the dance floor Fri/Sat nights.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2023 09:30 PM (qoMKE)

235 Happy birthday, Piper!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 09:30 PM (Wnv9h)

236 Actor portraying black elf in Amazon's disastrous Tolkein non-fan fic Rings of Power claims he was the subject of "online bullying and racism," and has been in therapy for three years trying to overcome this brutalization.

Well you know, he could grow the f*ck up. That might help.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2023 09:27 PM (qoGsy)

He could become a Rice Krispies elf for Kellogg's: Snap, Crackle, and Fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2023 09:30 PM (ievS5)

237 222 Yes, agreed. I wonder why the Lake campaign would not accept the free, real-time analysis.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 25, 2023 09:22 PM (Emce2)

The Lake campaign had a terrible ground game. Winning elections is about more than just saying stuff at rallies, it's running the organization and making things happen. People tend to forget that, but they do it at their own peril.

Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2023 09:31 PM (PZvjL)

238 233
You can teach us to exercise... we'll watch...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023

Ha! Sounds like a plan!

Posted by: Piper at May 25, 2023 09:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

239 Texas V Pennsylvania. No standing they said.

Which was such a blatant, stupid lie. Clearly every single American and state suffers from voter fraud in a federal election. Every citizen has standing for such a case.

This was just judges going "we don't want to trigger such a judicial and constitutional crisis and besides F Trump, we want him gone"

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:32 PM (0hOvj)

240 My Dad often appears in my dreams. Most often we just chat about the things we would chat about. I truly believe it's Dad checking in to say hi.

My late sister appears as well. Those are more sarcastic. K had her sarcasm meter dialed to 11. Li'l brother is blind to sarcasm. He once told me, "I have no clue what K is talking about."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2023 09:32 PM (T/Lqj)

241 Can't some clever lawyer devise a case in which some state or states are being disenfranchised by the states with corrupt voter rolls?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:28 PM (lCaJd)

——————

Texas V Pennsylvania. No standing they said.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I believe 17 States tried to join that suit (IIRC).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:32 PM (y6ftY)

242 Plane was a good B movie. Ignore the goofs & just go with it. Feels like a 90s flick.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2023 09:35 PM (vHIgi)

243 My Dad often appears in my dreams. Most often we just chat about the things we would chat about. I truly believe it's Dad checking in to say hi.

I dream of my father sometimes. But its never a discussion, its just he happens to be there like he always has been around. Eventually my rational mind breaks in and says "but he died in 1988" and I wake up. But its so wonderful to see him around and be with him, maybe get one of his huge bear hugs.

So far I haven't dreamed of Joel. I don't know how I would handle that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:35 PM (0hOvj)

244 Hershey wins 2-0

Doof is pleased

I however, am not…

Series heads up to Rochester, tied 1-1

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 25, 2023 09:36 PM (CCSxw)

245 The no standing ruling is a giant cop out. Roberts is either bought or a pussy or both. Probably both.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 09:37 PM (u73oe)

246 Posted by: browndog on his cellphone

Note he's not on the team right now!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:38 PM (y6ftY)

247 A lot of misinformation floating around below regarding DeSantis and Covid. Here is the timeline.

DeSantis joined most other states in locking us down in March 2020. He was one of the first to reopen in May of 2020. All masking and other issues after that were either localities or businesses making their own policies, they weren't due to State mandates.

DeSantis did support the vaccines as did every other state based upon the promises made to all of us. However, he was one of the few who refused to allow businesses to discriminate employees and customers based on vax status. He went to court agaisnt Norwegian Cruise Line who wanted to force all passengers to be vaxxed, since we had a State law now making that illegal for any business operating in the state.

The most important thing he did, which is completely unknown, is when the Delta variant was running rampant through the population is he opened up State funded monoclonal treatment centers. All severe cases of Covid received monoclonal treatments for free and the mortality rate in Florida was 10% of the rest of the country. He literally saved thousands of lives.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 09:38 PM (5p7BC)

248 I remember sometimes I'd wake up, and just before opening my eyes, feel like my mom is right there, even though she passed away when I was a teen. This happened most memorably when I was pregnant.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2023 09:40 PM (vHIgi)

249 >>> 247 A lot of misinformation floating around below regarding DeSantis and Covid. Here is the timeline.

==

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 09:38 PM (5p7BC)

Better than most if not all of his "peers"...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2023 09:40 PM (llON8)

250 The no standing ruling is a giant cop out. Roberts is either bought or a pussy or both. Probably both.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The same as the 'it's a tax' line... he doesn't want his name associated with a Constitutional Crisis.
So what did he get?
He will be known as the SCCJ who screwed up when he should have noted States were being disenfranchised.
What a legacy!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:40 PM (y6ftY)

251 Also when the vax injury data started coming out, he took Florida out of the vax programs, and was the only state to refuse to buy the children's version of the vax.

So support who you want, but trying to tie DeSantis to bad Covid policy is a non-starter. Dredging up out of context tweet from the past is disingenuous.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2023 09:42 PM (llON8)

253 SCOTUS trying to stay neutral in the fight of good vs evil.
There is no neutral.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2023 09:42 PM (vHIgi)

254 All severe cases of Covid received monoclonal treatments for free and the mortality rate in Florida was 10% of the rest of the country. He literally saved thousands of lives.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Until they sequestered all the monoclonal treatments so FL couldn't get any more.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:42 PM (y6ftY)

255 Dallas ties it up again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 09:42 PM (u73oe)

256 COVID era really revealed how much the oligarchs hate the citizens.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2023 09:43 PM (vHIgi)

257 Movie dog is awesome

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 09:44 PM (GOHLl)

258 BAM! New game!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2023 09:44 PM (YRsIm)

259 Heh, I remember hearing about that monoclonal stuff. Northern libs made smug comments about monoclonal being junk science, then whined like prissybitches when the meatball lover scored all the monoclonals that FedGov and the coastal elite allegedly didn't want. Hypocrites. Whiny, bitchy hypocrites.

Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2023 09:45 PM (PZvjL)

260
Texas V Pennsylvania. No standing they said.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I believe 17 States tried to join that suit (IIRC).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

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That's right, dammit. I was barely reading the news when that happened. I wonder if the lawyers could be a little more clever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:46 PM (lCaJd)

261 SCOTUS trying to stay neutral in the fight of good vs evil.
There is no neutral.

Word.

Posted by: Switzerland at May 25, 2023 09:47 PM (eOEVl)

262 >>> 259 Heh, I remember hearing about that monoclonal stuff. Northern libs made smug comments about monoclonal being junk science, then whined like prissybitches when the meatball lover scored all the monoclonals that FedGov and the coastal elite allegedly didn't want. Hypocrites. Whiny, bitchy hypocrites.
Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2023 09:45 PM (PZvjL)

They didn't want the monoclonal treatment and they didn't want anyone else to have it, because it wasn't the Fauci-WHO-CCP-WEF-who-the-fck-ever approved treatment.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2023 09:47 PM (llON8)

263
Texas V Pennsylvania. No standing they said.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I believe 17 States tried to join that suit (IIRC).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

===========

But I mean, there's this now:

"The law says it renders the affected NYSVoter database completely untrustworthy."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:47 PM (lCaJd)

264 I think 2000 Gore vs Bush freaked out a lot of judges, who felt that the Supreme Court unjustly and improperly involved themselves in the election and are perceived by many on the left to have rigged it for Bush when they should have just been hands off.

The problem was, the Florida courts kept changing election law and moving deadlines around in order to help Gore win. They were BLATANTLY trying to fix the election and control the outcome, and the Supreme Court came in and bitch slapped them for it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:48 PM (0hOvj)

265 Have a great night, everyone.

May there be rejoicing and no spanking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

266 no spanking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 25, 2023 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

What a killjoy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2023 09:50 PM (ZCCyW)

267 Honest answer is that the only way out of the current cycle of voter fraud is for the side that want to clean up elections, has to out fraud the other side and win control of the state, then clean up the process.

That is why elections in Florida are clean, even though we have a lot of early and absentee voting. The legislature put at stop to the Brenda Snipes nonsense.

It's going to take a political revolution in PA, AZ and other states to end it. But it only ends when those states end it, our courts have decided that they are the sole authority over their election system. And the state courts are equally corrupt.

Not a very bright future I'm afraid.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 09:50 PM (5p7BC)

268 The law says it renders the affected NYSVoter database completely untrustworthy."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:47 PM (lCaJd)

—————

The constitution clearly states that the legislatures of the states set the manner in which elections are conducted. PA was in blatant violation of that. SCOTUS punted anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2023 09:51 PM (u73oe)

269
Well, when all the institutions desert us, there's us. I hope all the conservative candidates cheated of victory in 2024 announce something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:53 PM (lCaJd)

270
Not a very bright future I'm afraid.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

AZ has put some *things* in place. We'll have to wait and see if the abortion mouse and friends figure out another way to cheat.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:54 PM (y6ftY)

271 Dredging up out of context tweet from the past is disingenuous.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

Yes, I have noticed that. Tarring him with the vaccine with tweets from 2020! Nobody knew how bad it was, except perhaps Fauci and Pfizer, and we know how forthcoming with information they have been.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2023 09:54 PM (ZCCyW)

272
The constitution clearly states that the legislatures of the states set the manner in which elections are conducted.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

===========

I know, sigh, but there must be some fundamental assumptions behind that that are being violated.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:55 PM (lCaJd)

273 264 I think 2000 Gore vs Bush freaked out a lot of judges, who felt that the Supreme Court unjustly and improperly involved themselves in the election and are perceived by many on the left to have rigged it for Bush when they should have just been hands off.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 09:48 PM (0hOvj)

Sometime in the mid 2010s I heard a radio interview with Bill Nye, whining about global warming as is his wont. It was not a political program, but when the host mentioned the corrupt financial motivation that underpins a lot of this he launched into a rant about how Florida is responsible for all the world's problems for not electing Al Gore.

I learned two very important things from that interview with one of the high priests of the Church Of Science, which have stayed with me and shaped my perception of the world:

1. Global warming advocacy is an extension of left-wing politics by other means.
2. Libs will never, ever get over 2000.

Posted by: CppThis at May 25, 2023 09:55 PM (PZvjL)

274 The no standing ruling is a giant cop out. Roberts is either bought or a pussy or both. Probably both.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

And as part of any reform that has not happened yet nor likely ever will before collapse is that the system (and not to mention lame duck sessions of Congress) is not built to resolve any of this temporally. The founders necessitated that our republic was for a moral peoples.

And now, soon, lawfare ends so that the other types of affairs may resolve our fate.

Posted by: micky at May 25, 2023 09:56 PM (3byMq)

275 "Libs will never, ever get over 2000."

We got robbed after we cheated fair and square!

Posted by: Libs at May 25, 2023 09:58 PM (SYTee)

276 Guess I'm out of here as the 'there must be blood' groupies have arrived.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 25, 2023 09:58 PM (y6ftY)

277
Not a very bright future I'm afraid.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

=========

I have a radical idea that other nations, like France and Saudi Arabia, decide they don't want a world without American leadership after all, and they all get together and monitor the US vote close-up and tell the world what's going on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 09:58 PM (lCaJd)

278 vmom,
Moms do that. When my boys were infants, I felt my mom's presence so strongly it was almost spooky. She was there. I know she was.

I think the hummingbirds keep an eye on me for her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2023 09:58 PM (U2p+3)

279 I'm not a big classical music afficionado but I've been binge watching classical music on YouTube and I'm crying--something about the beauties of Western Civilization that the lunatic left is trying to destroy.

Posted by: NL at May 25, 2023 09:59 PM (eGTCV)

280 I'm prepared to accept that Luciano Pavarotti is the greatest singer in the world. But what do I know?

Posted by: NL at May 25, 2023 10:02 PM (eGTCV)

281 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2023 10:04 PM (llON8)

282 Morticia - The irony is we have states using systems that State Dept policy calls obvious signs of a fraudulent elections in other countries.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 10:04 PM (5p7BC)

283 >>> 282 Morticia - The irony is we have states using systems that State Dept policy calls obvious signs of a fraudulent elections in other countries.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 10:04 PM (5p7BC)

That Didn't Happen and If It Did It Would Be Good, part the 70-billionth.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 25, 2023 10:05 PM (llON8)

284 Nic update

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