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Is this autopsy report new?

Matt Wallace
@MattWallace888

BREAKING NEWS: George Floyd full autopsy released. Says "no life threatening injuries identified" and reveals high levels of multiple additional toxic drugs on top of the Fentanyl that was initially reported.

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Fentanyl plus morphine plus amphetamines. Plus he was as fat and unhealthy as a gender activist.

Wealth Turtle
@wealth_turtle

He's 3 years sober now

I don't want to start this bullshit up again, but I'm tired of the "Paul Ryan supports DeSantis" smear. A lot of people who don't like Trump are supporting DeSantis.

David Duke supported Trump. I thought back then we agreed that a politician is not responsible for who decides to support him. Or are we now saying that Trump had a secret agreement with David Duke?

If you want to get into this guilt by association shit, then take note of Trump's biggest supporters this cycle: The Lincoln Project, which doesn't want DeSantis to get the nomination, because 1, he'd be in a better position to beat the Democrat, and 2, he's no good for their business model of grifting off of mentally-ill Democrats with Trump Panic Appeals.

They wrote an open letter to DeSantis:

Congratulations on entering the 2024 Presidential primary process. Running for President is a life-altering event that will challenge your mental and physical abilities to the utmost.

But first, let's cut to the chase: you're going to get absolutely destroyed. Your awkwardness, disdain for people, and general disgust with the process, won't help while you’re shaking countless hands in distant diners or standing in the middle of a fair posing for pictures with a butter cow.

You think you are owed a win, but you've never been attacked like Trump will wreck you. Your height, your recent and sudden weight loss, your terrible political judgment, the bad advice from domineering advisors, will all be fair game to Trump. He’s going to go through you like fingers through pudding. You’re too weak and afraid of Trump and his MAGA cult members to fight him to win.

Just enough with the cheap, bottom-feeding attacks, like "this person I don't like supports DeSantis." The ultimate RINO neoliberal Lindsey Graham supports Trump. Do we have to continue this seventh-grade "I don't like the people who think Betty's all that" argument or can we put it aside?

Target's CEO is telling boycotters, and opponents of Satan, to f*** right off, saying, essentially: I dare you bigots to boycott this business, which is changing the world for the better by selling "tuckable" bathing suits to children.

Target's top executive dismissed the social media uproar over the retailer's new line of LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing, saying that marketing the products are good for business and "the right thing for society."

Outraged shoppers posted videos and images on social media showing bathing suits that offer "extra crotch coverage" as well as rainbow-colored onesies for infants and children.

Other offerings that raised conservative hackles include T-shirts that say "Pride Adult Drag Queen 'Katya,'" "Trans people will always exist!" and "Girls Gays Theys."

On Fortune's "Leadership Next" podcast last week, Target CEO Brian Cornell was asked about the backlash to "woke" capitalism, which has also engulfed iconic beer brand Bud Light as well as entertainment giant Disney.

"I think those are just good business decisions, and it's the right thing for society, and it's the great thing for our brand," Cornell said.

.

We will see. We will see.

Meanwhile, Gavin Newsom sounds like True Conservative Neocon here, attacking Target over reports that they're hiding their Tuckable Swimsuits for Children:

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom

CEO of Target Brian Cornell selling out the LGBTQ+ community to extremists is a real profile in courage.

This isn't just a couple stores in the South. There is a systematic attack on the gay community happening across the country.

Wake up America.

This doesn't stop here. You're black? You’re Asian? You're Jewish? You're a woman?

You're next.


Taking Care of Business:


A man from Kentucky has been accused of shooting his roommate following a dispute over the last Hot Pocket.

Clifton Williams,64 , was apprehended in Louisville early Sunday and charged with one count of second-degree assault. During his arraignment on Monday, Williams pleaded not guilty.

According to WAVE-TV, Williams became agitated after discovering that his unidentified roommate had consumed the final Hot Pocket. In response, Williams allegedly threw tiles at his roommate.

The victim informed the police that he attempted to defend himself but was in the process of leaving when Williams reentered their residence, retrieved a firearm, and shot him in the backside, according to the news outlet.

Justified shooting. It's no sin to defend property, especially if that property is a delicious Hot Pocket.

Comer is threatening to file Contempt of Congress charges against Wray if he continues refusing to produce the subpoenaed document detailing the allegations of a Biden bribery scheme.


@RepJamesComer threatens to initiate contempt of Congress proceedings if FBI Director Christopher Wray continues to defy his subpoena.

The FBI has failed to produce the unclassified record that alleges a criminal bribery scheme involving then-Vice President Joe Biden and a foreign national.

This record is two weeks past due.

FBI staff indicated the search terms contained in the subpoena were broad because there were many responsive documents containing the term "Biden" in its confidential human source database for June 2020.

Chairman Comer is narrowing the breadth of the subpoena by providing two additional terms that may be referenced in the record: "June 30, 2020" and "five million."

If Director Wray fails to produce the record by May 30, 2023, the Oversight Committee will initiate contempt of Congress proceedings.

The accountability we promised the American people is coming.


These are the same charges Merrick Garland's DoJ prosecuted Steve Bannon on -- and got a conviction.

Can't wait for the excuses for why this is "different," and the continuing disinterest from the #ResistanceMedia in why Merrick Garland won't appoint a special prosecutor to handle matters related to Biden.


Via John Sexton:

Luckily, the child wasn't hurt. According to the AP, all four people seen in the video are now in custody but it's not clear if the two adults are the parents.

And they'll all be allowed to stay in the country until their sham asylum claim are resolved -- in ten years.

And then they'll blow off that hearing anyway.


Posted by: Ace at 06:37 PM




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1 whoa

Posted by: barbarausa at May 25, 2023 06:40 PM (uAuXI)

2 wow, double willowed, but two cents on dc-gulag crazy prison sentences:

but whatever, if there is a president desantis (cause god knows trump will be in jail by then) then ...

you know these horrible fucking demonic liberals have no problem putting people in jail for decades while begging that their firebombing bretheren can go free.

well, fuck them sideways. They step foot in a semi-red jurisdicition, the desantis doj needs to be there.

also, I disagree with ace on appeals, there's so many procedural issues on appeal...especially considering the idea that there was an insurrection that the ppl led in were insurrecting and that OK or trump had anything to do with them+hiding exculpatory evidence of the police guided tour of the cap

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 06:40 PM (MLrvz)

3 only my second first ever! woo hoo

Posted by: barbarausa at May 25, 2023 06:40 PM (uAuXI)

4 target, unlike bud light, has a monopoly...more or less.

what are you going to do, shop at kohls?

also, what are you going to do, not go to Dodgers games?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 06:41 PM (MLrvz)

5 Donald Trump endorsing John McCain and Paul Ryan

on video

https://tinyurl.com/3pcwv73w


Trump endorsing Mitt Romney
https://tinyurl.com/yc7mrmcb

Just sayin' if we're going to play the "Establishment" game.

Posted by: Blago at May 25, 2023 06:42 PM (cOFom)

6 Centered and gray?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 06:43 PM (Wnv9h)

7 Woah...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 06:43 PM (Wnv9h)

8 as for the IRS whistleblower.

so what?

there's no GOP. Even if there was, there's no media apparatus to create even a whiff of scandal about it.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 06:43 PM (MLrvz)

9 That coroner needs to be fired and prosecuted for fake news. It is established leftist fact Floyd died of a knee on the neck and anyone claiming otherwise os a Magazi.


I'd post "/", but let's be honest that is how the FIBs roll.

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2023 06:45 PM (SHQ2P)

10 >>@RepJamesComer threatens to initiate contempt of Congress proceedings if FBI Director Christopher Wray continues to defy his subpoena.



OH WOW
Pulling out the big guns now
(shake weight motion)

Posted by: DB - at May 25, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO8)

11 there's been a formatting mishap

Posted by: DB - at May 25, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO8)

12 I saw a tranny buying Bud Light yesterday. I do have to admit the surgery was pretty good - looked like a really wimpy fag instead of an ugly girl.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 06:46 PM (TgBWG)

13 An impactful thread of Quick Hits.

Thank you, Ace …

Posted by: Adriane the Pox on Monkey pox Critic . . . at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (jonTH)

14 Target has a monopoly on what exactly? The smugness that comes with knowing you won't be seen slumming through a Walmart? Or ordering everything online from an evil local business killing conglomerate like Amazon? And please don't tell me anyone goes to Target for the exclusive clothing labels.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (k1Qly)

15 Less gray, more bobs and vagene.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (KadUN)

16 Is this autopsy report new?

No. Been around since a couple months after his death.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (pwExq)

17 Grey and boxy, I like it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (ncXxy)

18 There aren't nearly enough "show bobs and vagene" jokes.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (X4R3E)

19 Oh... wonderful... seems there are some Anti Putin Russians trying to take over some villages.... USING US MADE EQUIPMENT.

Can you say... See Eye A?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

20 On Fortune's "Leadership Next" podcast last week, Target CEO Brian Cornell was asked about the backlash to "woke" capitalism, which has also engulfed iconic beer brand Bud Light as well as entertainment giant Disney.

"I think those are just good business decisions, and it's the right thing for society, and it's the great thing for our brand," Cornell said.


t that point in the interview, Mr. Cornell's chair levitated three feet off the ground, and his head spun around several times, while snarling animal sounds emanated from his throat.

Posted by: Paco at May 25, 2023 06:48 PM (njExo)

21 Well I try to boycott companies that are leading the charge to destroy western civ. But I also have limited free time these days. I broke down and got an amazon prime membership. I swear they must lose money on the proposition sending separate packages to me in my semi-rural area.

I also do some walmart.com but for some things evil amazon are better. I can't buy any less from Target than I have for the last several years and won't carve out time to try to persuade other folks to boycott them.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 25, 2023 06:48 PM (3cGpq)

22 I haven't shopped at a Target since they went with a "Welcome Pedophiles" restroom policy. And while we were in Richmond, there was a cost, as one was much more convenient than other stores.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 06:48 PM (TgBWG)

23 The problem with Pride Month is all big businesses are in on it, not just Target and Transhauser Busch.

Walmart, Kohls and many other big retailers have Pride Month Shit and merchandise.

I think Americans should just refuse to shop anywhere for the entire Gay Sex Month and see what happens.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 25, 2023 06:48 PM (6Tc2R)

24 Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

25 I saw Last Hot Pocket in a double feature with Last Action Hero.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (2hlEI)

26 Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 25, 2023 06:47 PM (k1Qly)

In my town, Walmart is right next door to Target... so it's just a question of who I'm boycotting this week...

or... shop online and get groceries at Safeway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (oHd/0)

27 Oh... wonderful... seems there are some Anti Putin Russians trying to take over some villages.... USING US MADE EQUIPMENT.

Can you say... See Eye A?


They're seriously going to try and color revolution Putin? Good lord, I have insufficient popcorn.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (X4R3E)

28 Ace....

I fixed it. Don't resave!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (ZCCyW)

29 This is like in Hitchhiker's Guide when the ship counts down the probabilities and things return mote and more to normal.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (pwExq)

30 No more gray now, Ace must've busted out the Just For Men.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (KadUN)

31 Boxed in and centered is my safe space

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (vHIgi)

32 24 Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

The thing about psychopaths? They have a well tuned sense of survival.

These folks don't seem to.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

33 ... or CBD

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2023 06:50 PM (KadUN)

34 They're seriously going to try and color revolution Putin? Good lord, I have insufficient popcorn.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (X4R3E)

/looks at Jan 6 crap.

Well, it seemed to work here....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 06:51 PM (oHd/0)

35 >> The Lincoln Project, which doesn't want DeSantis to get the nomination, because 1, he'd be in a better position to beat the Democrat, and 2, he's no good for their

I'll give you number 2 but that would seem to contradict point 1. In fact, I've seen no evidence at all that DeSantis is in a better position to win nationally in 2024 other than the constant and unsupported claim by his supporters.

Personal Trump hate does not translate DeSantis being a better candidate.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2023 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

36 So is the Left going to rescind that gold carriage they used for Floyd's funeral, or what?

Pretty sick of all of their lies eventually coming out, and nothing happens.

Pretty sick of all of our truths eventually coming out, and nothing happens.

Posted by: Splunge at May 25, 2023 06:51 PM (IKlwI)

37 If the Republicans had balls (... OK, I'll wait for the laughs to stop... )

If they had balls, what they'd do is declare that the DOJ's budget will be the same as last years, minus 1% per day they remain in contempt of congress. That might get some attention. And, oh yes, that's backdated to 5/10/23.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 06:51 PM (TgBWG)

38 I dare you bigots to boycott this business, which is changing the world for the better by selling "tuckable" bathing suits to children.

At least you people finally figured out what the 'Target' is: your children.

Posted by: Target CEO at May 25, 2023 06:52 PM (Sv58p)

39 Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

The thing about psychopaths? They have a well tuned sense of survival.

These folks don't seem to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2023 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

The Left have done more than survived. They have thrived.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 06:52 PM (MNhXM)

40 I don't quite understand the Target CEO. This pride stuff is really good for everyone, so let's hide it in back of the store so no one knows we are actually doing it?

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 06:52 PM (pwExq)

41 Oh, yes, I forgot to add that Ace has been bought by Mitch McConnell, and raped my dog.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 06:52 PM (TgBWG)

42 Thanks to the replies to my comment in a previous thread

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2023 06:52 PM (vHIgi)

43
Comer is threatening to file Contempt of Congress charges

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Can some legal eagle tell me exactly what that implies? I mean, hell, I'm in contempt of Congress, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (lCaJd)

44 God damn, fucking twitter's algo is pushing rino cucksheders hard now.

getting sykes, cheney, and that old fuck never trumper in my TL. along with all the vatrious socialists

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (MLrvz)

45 BRB. Working on a bot that will comment "how dare you post this during PRIDE MONTH!!!" on every Ace post.

Posted by: Splunge at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (IKlwI)

46 I saw a tranny buying Bud Light yesterday. I do have to admit the surgery was pretty good - looked like a really wimpy fag instead of an ugly girl.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 06:46 PM

I saw a tranny drinking a Bud Light at Trader Vic's.
His hair was...um...pretty effin far from perfect.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h)

47 yeah, target is like kathleen kennedy, fully willing to cast hate on their customers.

because fuck you, what are you going to do, shop at Kmart? Not watch star wars?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (MLrvz)

48 There's a hilarious Photoshop going around Twitter of the goatse.cx hands arranged in the proper way around the Target logo. Perfection.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (X4R3E)

49 Are we ready for a theocracy yet? Don't care what kind, I'll join whatever y'all decide.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at May 25, 2023 06:54 PM (iOt02)

50 Fucking online goolag calendar and phone calendars all have fag day as a US holiday. Gotta love that fascist false choice, turn off all holidays, or have that junk in your face. So to speak.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2023 06:54 PM (KadUN)

51
I don't quite understand the Target CEO. This pride stuff is really good for everyone, so let's hide it in back of the store so no one knows we are actually doing it?
Posted by: blaster

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Just for now, since backwards ol' society hasn't caught up to his level of wokeness. He's eagerly looking forward to the day when he can fly it loud and proud at the front of the store.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 06:54 PM (lCaJd)

52 novel psychoactive substances

A fella could have a nice weekend in Vegas with all that.

Posted by: DaveA at May 25, 2023 06:55 PM (FhXTo)

53 BTW, where does it actually show the bobs and vagene?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 06:55 PM (TgBWG)

54 I have it on good authority that the "hot pocket shooter" was protecting the coveted "Philly Steak and Cheese" variety.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2023 06:55 PM (Q4IgG)

55 On line shopping for me now.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 06:55 PM (MNhXM)

56 The Trump War thread was pretty tame. I am disappointed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 06:55 PM (5p7BC)

57 49 Are we ready for a theocracy yet? Don't care what kind, I'll join whatever y'all decide.
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at May 25, 2023 06:54 PM (iOt02)

Can we wait for the current Pope to die before choosing?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2023 06:56 PM (eYoxG)

58 target, unlike bud light, has a monopoly...more or less.

what are you going to do, shop at kohls?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 06:41 PM (MLrvz)

What does Target have a monopoly on exactly? They don't really sell much in the way of Groceries, their electronics section is nothing compared to places like Costco or Best Buy and you can find better clothing just about anywhere. I suppose certain homegoods can be hard to find at other places, but most of the time you can just order them through Ebay or Amazon.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 25, 2023 06:56 PM (rQF5a)

59 27 Oh... wonderful... seems there are some Anti Putin Russians trying to take over some villages.... USING US MADE EQUIPMENT.

Can you say... See Eye A?

They're seriously going to try and color revolution Putin? Good lord, I have insufficient popcorn.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 25, 2023 06:49 PM (X4R3E)

What I think is most significant about that story is that Russian border checkpoints are so weak that John Candy and Bill Murray were able to drive a souped up RV through the checkpoint with no trouble at all, except this time they were pissed so they blew up a whole bunch of shit while they were there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2023 06:56 PM (i9ffA)

60 I do really enjoy how companies now know there is a no-win trap waiting for them if they push this weird tranny stuff too far.

First you go too far, and normal people notice.

Then you pull back, and the crazies go after you for pulling back.

The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: Splunge at May 25, 2023 06:56 PM (IKlwI)

61 "hot pocket shooter"

Reggie Love's secret service name?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2023 06:57 PM (KadUN)

62 What does Target have a monopoly on exactly? They don't really sell much in the way of Groceries

//

IYKYK

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 06:57 PM (MLrvz)

63 56 The Trump War thread was pretty tame. I am disappointed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 06:55 PM (5p7BC)

It's hard to get the spirits up for a good argument against the daily depressing reality of life in what is now a fascist dictatorship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2023 06:58 PM (i9ffA)

64 Wasn't The Last Hot Pocket a movie?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2023 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

65 I’d shoot someone who took my last two Turtle candies but a hot pocket is only a stabbing offense.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

66 I'd love to see Wray hit with a contempt charge (and also a brick, but that's merely errant fantasizing). On the other hand, I recollect that Obama's AG, Eric Holder, was cited for contempt, and he responded by taking his family on a vacation to Disney World. He never paid any kind of price, save for the dishonor of the thing, which doesn't bother these people in the slightest.

Posted by: Paco at May 25, 2023 06:58 PM (njExo)

67 Do we have to continue this seventh-grade "I don't like the people who think Betty's all that" argument or can we put it aside?
------
Yes, it will continue, many of the newer nics here stir discord, the long resident trolls will get involved, and that will provoke partisans of either candidate on both sides.

Then you have the wider war of Dems, Main Stream Media, Conservative Media, party apparatchiks, bloggers, etc. all in on the circular firing squad.

The only good thing that may come out of the whole shooting match is the death of the GOP as a party just like the US Whigs died as a national party when they could not handle the issue of slavery. A party that cannot and will not serve the interest of its voters dies and any candidate running as GOP best be ready to run under another label.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 06:58 PM (wUSgb)

68 A man from Kentucky has been accused of shooting his roommate following a dispute over the last Hot Pocket.
Clifton Williams,64

___

Man if you have a roommate at 64, life didn't go really well, did it?

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 06:59 PM (OalnH)

69 What does Target have a monopoly on exactly? They don't really sell much in the way of Groceries

It’s either Walmart , Costco or Target for hard goods.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (MNhXM)

70 Hey, All. What’s happened since I left? Any new arguments break out about the Civil War, longbows v. crossbows, or Trump v. DeSantis?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (dKC/s)

71 43
Comer is threatening to file Contempt of Congress charges

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Can some legal eagle tell me exactly what that implies? I mean, hell, I'm in contempt of Congress, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (lCaJd)


It means Congress sends a referral for prosecution of a person for Contempt of Congress to DoJ. Remember what happened to Obama AG Eric Holder when he was held to be in contempt of Congress?

Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (AMIL/)

72 In Hot Pocket war, the loser goes hungry, and the winner gets second-degree burns on his tongue.

Posted by: Splunge at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (IKlwI)

73 >>Contempt of Congress charges

Can some legal eagle tell me exactly what that implies? I mean, hell, I'm in contempt of Congress, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Contempt of Congress = sternly worded letter

Posted by: DB - producer, Hans Gruber Sings The Hits at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (geLO8)

74 "hot pocket shooter"

Reggie Love's secret service name?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
________________

Obligatory hot pocket reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clMREPQUsLc

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (pmexs)

75 Target is ghey and faggy.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (/UtnQ)

76 @14

>>Target has a monopoly on what exactly?

It has a near monopoly as a homogeneous, diversified big box store, it's a little brother to Walmart.

They also have a ubiquitous presence at malls.

So, realistically, your only two options are Walmart and Target.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (up/3i)

77 Watch what you say. We're just one week from Pride Month!

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (TgBWG)

78 Man if you have a roommate at 64, life didn't go really well, did it?
Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 06:59 PM (OalnH)



Hey I have a roommate, oh wait, that's my wife and pets. Maybe my dream of my own room will come true someday ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2023 07:01 PM (pmmLi)

79 The end of the year school musical, played a video and in one of the Teachers classrooms (3rd) she had EVERYONE WELCOMED EVERYBODY LOVED in rainbow colors, so we had THE TALK with our son about never keeping secrets from us and if any Adult other than Mommy and Daddy asks you to keep a secret you need to tell us.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 25, 2023 07:01 PM (dKiJG)

80 >>Man if you have a roommate at 64, life didn't go really well, did it?

Shooting a guy over a hot pocket seems like a pretty bold warning sign as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2023 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

81 The only good thing that may come out of the whole shooting match is the death of the GOP

///

it's really the fucking idiot primary voters who did it.

murkowski, mcconnell, romney, graham, etc

the uniparty owns maybe 2/3 of the GOP office holders.

the red trickle happened even with biden's glorious failures in the economy and afghanistan and city crime.

it's only going to get worse but so wat

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 07:01 PM (MLrvz)

82 What does Target have a monopoly on exactly? They don't really sell much in the way of Groceries, their electronics section is nothing compared to places like Costco or Best Buy and you can find better clothing just about anywhere. I suppose certain homegoods can be hard to find at other places, but most of the time you can just order them through Ebay or Amazon.
Posted by: Surfperch

They used to be an upgraded experience in quality and environment from Wal Marts and K Marts. They have peaked and are increasingly resembling K Mart or the crappy Wal Marts because many of their stores are in urban and suburbs going to the dogs.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 07:01 PM (wUSgb)

83 That looks suspiciously like a list of party supplies for a weekend in Chula Vista.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2023 07:01 PM (fY84s)

84 Comer is threatening to file Contempt of Congress charges

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Can some legal eagle tell me exactly what that implies? I mean, hell, I'm in contempt of Congress, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (lCaJd)


Nothing.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:02 PM (pwExq)

85 So, realistically, your only two options are Walmart and Target.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

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yeah, what are you going to do when you need stuff.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 07:02 PM (MLrvz)

86 You all been here awhile

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2023 07:02 PM (xhxe8)

87
A man from Kentucky has been accused of shooting his roommate following a dispute over the last Hot Pocket.


It would have been even more laughable had the dispute been over the last McDonald's cherry pie or McDonald's apple pie. Truly, those were disgusting "food products".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2023 07:03 PM (a+bLt)

88 Would be a shame if someone over flowed the toilets at Target ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2023 07:03 PM (pmmLi)

89 Target used to be the one stop shop for setting up an apartment.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 25, 2023 07:03 PM (2YtOq)

90 Can some legal eagle tell me exactly what that implies? I mean, hell, I'm in contempt of Congress, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 06:53 PM (lCaJd)

Potentially mean? Ask Bannon
Reality? Nothing

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:03 PM (MNhXM)

91 They have peaked and are increasingly resembling K Mart or the crappy Wal Marts because many of their stores are in urban and suburbs going to the dogs.

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right. there is that. thanks to our "no one is above the law" democrat friends, most blue city targets are now shitfilled looting stations. there is that.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (MLrvz)

92 "Comer is threatening to file Contempt of Congress charges"

Is that before or after the harshly worded letter to the editor?

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (OalnH)

93 Big Penguin is behind the increased violence over hot pockets.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (dKC/s)

94 A party that cannot and will not serve the interest of its voters dies and any candidate running as GOP best be ready to run under another label.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 06:58 PM (wUSgb)

God I hope so. GOP refuses to deal with so many crucial issues. I kinda liked the whigs though.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (bcrZK)

95 Will Wray get a prison haircut out of this?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (ZL+xF)

96 I could see shooting someone over a bucket of chicken. But a Hot Pocket?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (/UtnQ)

97 Target is supposedly the nicer version of Walmart. But Walmart is very nice in my area. So not sure what Target's for.

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:05 PM (OalnH)

98 It would have been even more laughable had the dispute been over the last McDonald's cherry pie or McDonald's apple pie. Truly, those were disgusting "food products".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2023 07:03 PM (a+bLt)

Not in the late 70's when they were fried in beef fat.

Perfection.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:05 PM (bcrZK)

99
Big Pangolin is ready to kick Big Penguin's flightless ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 25, 2023 07:05 PM (a+bLt)

100 Can some legal eagle tell me exactly what that implies? I mean, hell, I'm in contempt of Congress, too.

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you know, Steve Bannon gonna get 10 years for it, even though...you know...democrats.

no one is above the law, except for the prosecutors who make up shit to avoid the law.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 07:05 PM (MLrvz)

101 Shooting a guy over a hot pocket seems like a pretty bold warning sign as well.
Posted by: JackStraw
_____________________

Is the shooter Special Guest Blogger Rich Giamboni?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 25, 2023 07:05 PM (pmexs)

102 Gonna have to check back next summer if every fuggin post is DeSantis response team.

Posted by: Fightwinger at May 25, 2023 07:05 PM (fAXb0)

103 94 A party that cannot and will not serve the interest of its voters dies and any candidate running as GOP best be ready to run under another label.
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 06:58 PM (wUSgb)

God I hope so. GOP refuses to deal with so many crucial issues. I kinda liked the whigs though.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (bcrZK)

It's nice when a political party is upfront about corporate subsidies for the purpose of grifting. Lower maintenance than the ways things work nowadays for sure.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (eYoxG)

104 How many times has a leftist prosecutor threatened to file charges against his political enemies? Never. They send a SWAT team at 5am to arrest you.

But our side...we threaten to maybe kinda think about someday arresting you. Fuck off GOP.

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (OalnH)

105 it's really the fucking idiot primary voters who did it.

murkowski, mcconnell, romney, graham, etc

the uniparty owns maybe 2/3 of the GOP office holders.

the red trickle happened even with biden's glorious failures in the economy and afghanistan and city crime.

it's only going to get worse but so wat
Posted by: sockamster
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GOP rigs its own elections which is why they change the subject. Try running for even a minor office in a GOP area--the local and state GOP will quickly make sure you either kiss their ass or they will fund your opponents even if you get elected. They also use the same retaliatory tactics against their own officeholders not in good favor with the donors. The GOP as an organization is a putrid combination of campaign consultants out for a buck, party officials out for making their position pay, and donors that rely on all sorts of subsidies and spending toward their interests.

They do this at the state, local, and federal levels and that is the essence of the uniparty. Losing elections never really bothers them until the GOP dies statewide like in California--then the locust leave to other states, retire, or become Democrats.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (wUSgb)

106 the death of the GOP is especially tragic for america as the democrats are only interested in bigghey prison camp america

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (MLrvz)

107 96 I could see shooting someone over a bucket of chicken. But a Hot Pocket?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 25, 2023 07:04 PM (/UtnQ)

Well remember what the Left always likes to claim in situations like this. The man was clearly desperate.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (eYoxG)

108 Target is easier to get in and out compared to Walmart and Costco in my area.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

109 56 The Trump War thread was pretty tame. I am disappointed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2023 06:55 PM (5p7BC)


———


Dave have you read any of the Jay Valentine election fraud stuff?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 25, 2023 07:07 PM (VpRzs)

110
Oh, I found it.

"The criminal offense of contempt of Congress sets the penalty at not less than one month nor more than twelve months in jail and a fine of not more than $100,000 or less than $100."

Why do they even bother with with this Contempt charge?

Sentence one month, suspended, fine assessed of $100.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 07:09 PM (lCaJd)

111 Big Raccoon Dog >> Big Pangolin >> Big Penguin

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2023 07:09 PM (dKC/s)

112 The good news is when we are sent to the camps we can have a MoMe.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 25, 2023 07:09 PM (VpRzs)

113 Fuck off GOP.
Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (OalnH)


I totally hear this in The Critical Drinker's voice.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:09 PM (pwExq)

114 That coroner needs to be fired and prosecuted for fake news. It is established leftist fact Floyd died of a knee on the neck and anyone claiming otherwise os a Magazi.


I'd post "/", but let's be honest that is how the FIBs roll.
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2023 06:45 PM (SHQ2P)


It was reported at the time that the coroner was pressured into changing his testimony. Chauvin was an a$$hole, but George Floyd died of a drug overdose.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 25, 2023 07:09 PM (pJWtt)

115 What does Target have a monopoly on exactly? They don't really sell much in the way of Groceries, their electronics section is nothing compared to places like Costco or Best Buy and you can find better clothing just about anywhere. I suppose certain homegoods can be hard to find at other places, but most of the time you can just order them through Ebay or Amazon.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 25, 2023 06:56 PM (rQF5a)


Yeah, but shopping there is handy to drop by Famous Footwear and the the Froyo Stop on the same trip

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2023 07:10 PM (xhaym)

116 Oh my, Ace is featured over at HA! First time that's happened in a long, long time I think.

that place is ever so much better since friggin' Nick Cottagio got the boot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2023 07:10 PM (i9ffA)

117 Have those children immediately scheduled for genital removal and cross-sex hormone treatments!

Posted by: Brian Cornell at May 25, 2023 07:11 PM (SIX3A)

118 Speaking of defending property from avarice clutches...

SCOTUS in a 9-0 decision told Hennepin County MN to go pound sand in the case of 94yr old Geraldine Tyler.

Legal Insurrection

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2023 07:12 PM (/FRJ5)

119 There aren't nearly enough "show bobs and vagene" jokes.

I'm out.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2023 07:12 PM (nfrXX)

120 116 Oh my, Ace is featured over at HA! First time that's happened in a long, long time I think.

that place is ever so much better since friggin' Nick Cottagio got the boot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2023 07:10 PM (i9ffA)
_________

Was that AP's real name?

The same thing happened to Red State when Erickson left.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 25, 2023 07:13 PM (TgBWG)

121 We just had another SC decision you can call a victory . Tucker is going on Twitter and DeSantis announced on Twitter. The 2nd Amendment has expanded greatly in the last 20 years and finally Roe v Wade was basically overturned which I could have made a lot of money betting it would be.

The other silver lining is the Left is coming out from behind their barricades to fight instead of just laying out IEDs. The LIVs can’t just standby any longer.

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:13 PM (MNhXM)

122 "Trans people will always exist!"

Entropy and the ultimate heat death of the universe beg to differ.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 25, 2023 07:13 PM (MvF+J)

123
Yeah, I just checked. Eric Holder and Lois Lerner were found in Contempt of Congress. I'm surprised Congress even bothered to do that much.

Just wipe out that meaningless status.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 07:13 PM (lCaJd)

124 God I hope so. GOP refuses to deal with so many crucial issues. I kinda liked the whigs though.
Posted by: Thesokorus

The Whigs centered on nationalism which is why they only succeeded on the national level with two successful generals and floundered when the VPs--John Tyler (former Dem) and Millard Fillmore (Useless)succeeded on the early deaths of both Whig presidents, William Henry Harrison and Zachary Taylor. Like Pence, they betrayed the Whigs by doing a Pence (aka siding with Democrats on key issues dealing with slavery).

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 07:14 PM (wUSgb)

125 So is the Left going to rescind that gold carriage they used for Floyd's funeral, or what?
Posted by: Splunge

I'd settle for Dave Chappelle doing a retraction show...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2023 07:14 PM (KadUN)

126 Willowed... Disingenuous like the quoted...??
"I think he did great for three years. But when he turned the country over to Fauci in March of 2020 that destroyed millions of people's lives.”

And all of the 2020 tweets from here don't count?
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec

It seems like quoting like to like to me that motivated my response.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 07:14 PM (Vwz3I)

127
It was reported at the time that the coroner was pressured into changing his testimony. Chauvin was an a$$hole, but George Floyd died of a drug overdose.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 25, 2023 07:09 PM (pJWtt)

Chauvin didn't deserve the sentence but he sure as hell didn't do himself any favors that day. Keeping a knee pressed in a cuffed suspect's neck for five minutes while smirking at passers-by is really fucking dumb.

Posted by: We're probably better off with both these guys off the street at May 25, 2023 07:14 PM (SIX3A)

128 106 the death of the GOP is especially tragic for america as the democrats are only interested in bigghey prison camp america
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (MLrvz)

The GOP made today what it is.

It's destruction will be glorious.

Too bad Nixon isn't 55yrs old again. He could build a hell of a political party.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:15 PM (bcrZK)

129 Another weird Trump/Desantis flex going on right now is the shutdown/didn't shut down/vaccine stuff fight.

Florida unmasked and was free very early in the life cycle of the pandemic. It's why everyone went there. Coming from NoVa to FL during that time was like returning to normal. That happened and was real. Showing dueling tweets from the time is useless.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:15 PM (pwExq)

130 This is a little ditty
About Bob and Vagene
Two Hindu kids doin' the best they can

Posted by: Sai Varsith Mellencamp at May 25, 2023 07:15 PM (guGkK)

131 Speaking of defending property from avarice clutches...

SCOTUS in a 9-0 decision told Hennepin County MN to go pound sand in the case of 94yr old Geraldine Tyler.

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Also 9-0 told the EPA to go fuck itself in Sackett case. This was the EPA saying a puddle in a property owner's backyard was a "wetland" and so he couldn't build on his property because of it.

This case has been ongoing for 20 years.

And upchuck Shumer blamed MAGA for it, LOL. 9-0 decision. But it's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:16 PM (OalnH)

132 Well said Ace.

I just want to see a Republican we can trust win.

I trust Trump. I trust DeSantis. And I'm intrigued by Vivek, although he's got no chance.

Let's all stop beating up on our team. The media doesn't need our help.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (VOHuN)

133 Megyn adds her catty snark to today's big pile of "media-expert" advice for RdS. Everybody talking about charisma and optics, nobody talking about content:
youtube.com/watch?v=23Trm9iIEEc

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (MvF+J)

134 The Whigs centered on nationalism which is why they only succeeded on the national level with two successful generals and floundered when the VPs--John Tyler (former Dem) and Millard Fillmore (Useless)succeeded on the early deaths of both Whig presidents, William Henry Harrison and Zachary Taylor. Like Pence, they betrayed the Whigs by doing a Pence (aka siding with Democrats on key issues dealing with slavery).
Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 07:14 PM (wUSgb)

Yep. I esp liked their economics. But as you say, unwilling to resolve the central issue of the day.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (bcrZK)

135 I wonder if Gavin Newsom is aiming to be the VP to Biden.

Posted by: m at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (x5hic)

136 Just wipe out that meaningless status.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 25, 2023 07:13 PM (lCaJd)


Hey it's not meaningless! They were able to use it to convict Bannon! Even though he actually testified.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:18 PM (pwExq)

137 @105

>>They do this at the state, local, and federal levels and that is the essence of the uniparty.

And here I thought Haley Barbours Mississippi was a run as paragon of political equanimity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 07:18 PM (up/3i)

138 "beautiful woman, show bobs and vagene"

First draft of a Guess Who classic?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 25, 2023 07:19 PM (KadUN)

139 Target is easier to get in and out compared to Walmart and Costco in my area.
Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:07 PM (MNhXM)


True.

Posted by: Organized Shoplifters Everywhere at May 25, 2023 07:19 PM (guGkK)

140 135 I wonder if Gavin Newsom is aiming to be the VP to Biden.
Posted by: m at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (x5hic)

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A Democrat ticket with 2 non-gay white men? There is a less than zero chance of this happening.

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:19 PM (OalnH)

141 133 Megyn adds her catty snark to today's big pile of "media-expert" advice for RdS. Everybody talking about charisma and optics, nobody talking about content:
youtube.com/watch?v=23Trm9iIEEc
Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (MvF+J)

This is what politics in a representative democracy is.

It's why almost everyone thought it was a terrible idea throughout history.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:20 PM (bcrZK)

142 I wonder if Gavin Newsom is aiming to be the VP to Biden.
Posted by: m


No way they replace Kackala. Replacing a 'minority' with white straight will never fly. IF anything he's hoping BiteMe drops out and he runs for the top slot.

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 25, 2023 07:20 PM (jzzG8)

143 >A Democrat ticket with 2 non-gay white men? There is a less than zero chance of this happening.

Posted by: Montec


yeah they gotta have someone 1) not white or 2) queer

Posted by: DB - producer, Hans Gruber Sings The Hits at May 25, 2023 07:20 PM (geLO8)

144 135 I wonder if Gavin Newsom is aiming to be the VP to Biden.
Posted by: m at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (x5hic)


He could go gay if necessary.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:20 PM (pwExq)

145 So is the coroners report evidence for an appeal of the conviction and sentence of Chauvin and others? Was not he convicted of murder? And the Feds piled on Hate crime charges?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2023 07:21 PM (8t6XJ)

146 yeah they gotta have someone 1) not white or 2) queer
Posted by: DB - producer, Hans Gruber Sings The Hits at May 25, 2023 07:20 PM (geLO

__

How about both?

Posted by: Cory Booker at May 25, 2023 07:22 PM (OalnH)

147 So like I actually thought I might get laid. Am I like a stupidass or what?

Posted by: Luke Borwegan at May 25, 2023 07:22 PM (sWM8x)

148 I wonder if there are any regional property ins cos that are traded on the market...

@aaronsibarium
NEW: Seattle’s promotional exams for firefighters now test candidates on Ibram Kendi, Robin DiAngelo, and “Memoirs of a Transgender Firefighter,” among other woke texts.

The Lieutenant exam tests ~800 pages of material unrelated to firefighting tactics.🧵


Posted by: weft cut loop at May 25, 2023 07:22 PM (jzzG8)

149 Whenever Megyn Kelly gets frisky and vulgar, my trousers temporarily become too tight and uncomfortable.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2023 07:22 PM (fY84s)

150 @127

>>Chauvin didn't deserve the sentence but he sure as hell didn't do himself any favors that day.

Listen, police are agents of the state and state power and attract a certain type, having said that, nothing that was captured on that video shows Chauvin committing a crime against Floyd.

What was done to Chauvin was an injustice in the service of a lie.

And the knock on effects from that lie are still with us today and being used for evil.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 07:23 PM (up/3i)

151 145 So is the coroners report evidence for an appeal of the conviction and sentence of Chauvin and others? Was not he convicted of murder? And the Feds piled on Hate crime charges?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2023 07:21 PM (8t6XJ)


You think that the trial of Chauvin was about the law.

How quaint.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:23 PM (pwExq)

152 Yea but.................. Trump shoved those toxic drugs down St. George Floyd's throat !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at May 25, 2023 07:23 PM (/Qz4j)

153 130 Oompah Pah!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2023 07:23 PM (dKC/s)

154 #129 What year and month did you get away to FL, blaster? 2021 is the year I'd guess.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 07:24 PM (Vwz3I)

155 >Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2023 07:21 PM (8t6XJ)

Chauvin could probably petition for a new trial, but I would put his chances at slim to none

Posted by: DB - author, Hans Gruber's Guide To LA at May 25, 2023 07:24 PM (geLO8)

156 144 Do they need gay on the ticket, or will Biden being openly cucked by the VPs husband count enough?

Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2023 07:24 PM (SHQ2P)

157 149 She held back the f-bombs in that one because, as she assures us, she supports most of RdS' platform.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 25, 2023 07:25 PM (MvF+J)

158 Here's video of Kelly Meggs standing around in the Capitol, chatting with cops, and doing a little bit of directing people OUT of the Capitol.

He just received 12 years in Fed prison for "seditious conspiracy."

https://tinyurl.com/5n98ntjr

Posted by: bonhomme at May 25, 2023 07:25 PM (R38qh)

159 Thanks to the replies to my comment in a previous thread
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I missed it !

Posted by: JT at May 25, 2023 07:25 PM (T4tVD)

160 What has RD said about the rigged 2020 election and/or the DC gangster regime's persecution of J6rs?

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 25, 2023 07:25 PM (eaRJj)

161 Go Rob!

Posted by: Scoob at May 25, 2023 07:26 PM (7rlWo)

162 GOP rigs its own elections which is why they change the subject. Try running for even a minor office in a GOP area--the local and state GOP will quickly make sure you either kiss their ass or they will fund your opponents even if you get elected. They also use the same retaliatory tactics against their own officeholders not in good favor with the donors. The GOP as an organization is a putrid combination of campaign consultants out for a buck, party officials out for making their position pay, and donors that rely on all sorts of subsidies and spending toward their interests.

They do this at the state, local, and federal levels and that is the essence of the uniparty. Losing elections never really bothers them until the GOP dies statewide like in California--then the locust leave to other states, retire, or become Democrats.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 07:06 PM (wUSgb)


Democrat Party also rigs its primary elections at all levels. The fear of being primaried by a challenger farther to the left, who has the support of the unions, the ACLU, SPLC, and Soros, keeps almost all Democrat elected officials from moving a millimeter to the right of current Leftist Dogma.

Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2023 07:26 PM (AMIL/)

163 Geo Washington in his farewell address on the formation of political parties:

"But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism."

He wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Boswell at May 25, 2023 07:27 PM (K+UlC)

164 120 116 Oh my, Ace is featured over at HA! First time that's happened in a long, long time I think.

that place is ever so much better since friggin' Nick Cottagio got the boot.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Salem Communications is all in on DeSantis which is Hot Air, Instapundit, radio stations, Red State, and some other assorted minor sites like Bearing Arms.

Only difference between 2015 and now in 2023, it that Trump won and served one tumultuous term as president and has a track record for better or worse because of it. Pretty much the people and institutions that did not like him then don't like him now. Those that did in 2015-16 primaries--for the most part still do and there is a class difference between the core of each candidate's support as well.

The Cruz v Trump during the primaries was something similar as a lot of the AOS commenters fighting was over style rather than policy.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 07:27 PM (wUSgb)

165 #129 What year and month did you get away to FL, blaster? 2021 is the year I'd guess.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 07:24 PM (Vwz3I)


Certainly in March of 21. But also last half of 2020.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:29 PM (pwExq)

166 Well there's crappy cheap attacks from both sides but Trump supporters will I guess have to behave themselves or its uncouth.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2023 07:30 PM (qtodk)

167 149 Whenever Megyn Kelly gets frisky and vulgar, my trousers temporarily become too tight and uncomfortable.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 25, 2023 07:22 PM (fY84s)

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#MeToo

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:30 PM (OalnH)

168 Posted by: bonhomme at May 25, 2023 07:25 PM (R38qh)

They convicted for wearing a tactical vest and helmet. /s

Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:30 PM (MNhXM)

169 Target CEO is a bit cavalier about losing $9B in market cap in a week. One week is a small sampling and a large swath of their customer base have the attention span of a gnat. Let's see if this boycott has legs. I doubt it will, but hope to be wrong. Then we will see how lippy the CEO is.

Posted by: scampydog at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (dS4uv)

170 The good news is when we are sent to the camps we can have a MoMe.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 25, 2023 07:09 PM (VpRzs)

Food will probably suck and the booze will not be top shelf, but fuck yeah

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (pmmLi)

171 156 144 Do they need gay on the ticket, or will Biden being openly cucked by the VPs husband count enough?
Posted by: Bete at May 25, 2023 07:24 PM (SHQ2P)


Hunter Biden. That is all.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (pwExq)

172 Democrat Party also rigs its primary elections at all levels. The fear of being primaried by a challenger farther to the left, who has the support of the unions, the ACLU, SPLC, and Soros, keeps almost all Democrat elected officials from moving a millimeter to the right of current Leftist Dogma.
Posted by: Gref

Ironically, the Dems did that because as their massive New Deal coalition died off and rural voters dwindled for them, their newer 'outs' coalition of high SES, single women, and minorities is urban/suburban. So the high SES type donors basically fund those that play ball as as the GOP has done since the 20's.

Posted by: whig at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (wUSgb)

173 “Just enough with the cheap, bottom-feeding attacks, like "this person I don't like supports DeSantis." The ultimate RINO neoliberal Lindsey Graham supports Trump.”

There is a difference between those who support a candidate and those who control a candidate. DeeesnutsSantis just does the bidding of anyone he thinks can get him elected…Trump in 2018 and Jeb! and Karl and crew in 2024.

Posted by: Doomed at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (x0sWz)

174 Certainly in March of 21. But also last half of 2020.
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Thanks. Just curious re. the WuFlu hoaxing timeline.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (Vwz3I)

175 Geo Washington in his farewell address on the formation of political parties:

"But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism."

He wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Boswell at May 25, 2023 07:27 PM


And that led to andrew jackson the biggest bully ever to become the president of the United States.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (ncXxy)

176 "I don't want to start this bullshit up again, but I'm tired of the "Paul Ryan supports DeSantis" smear. A lot of people who don't like Trump are supporting DeSantis."

Pay no attention to that man's supporters behind the curtain!

Posted by: Mhandisi at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (IXANy)

177 Vagene is like the new Jeri-Curl, man.

Posted by: Lizzo at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (sWM8x)

178 Ace, to clarify my point from the previous DeSantis/Trump thread, I am not relying on a guilt-by-endorsement argument. I'm fully aware of how disingenuous that would be. My problem with DeSantis began when he named-dropped Paul Ryan as the type of leader he aspires to be. Very disappointing, especially after I had presidential hopes for him.

My argument for Trump is that he has the ability to accumulate 71 million votes while causing RINO's to lose their shit and expose themselves. No one else can achieve both of those goals together, especially not DeSantis. Trump drove W Bush to compare Trump supporters--Bush's own voting base!--to Islamic terrorists. That's a special kind of RINO mindbending power that no one else has. That is exactly what we need at this point in the history of the party.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (Y76hW)

179 Food will probably suck and the booze will not be top shelf, but fuck yeah
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (pmmLi)


Fermented koolaid in a plastic canteen. No, not top shelf. Not by a long shot. But I suspect we have enough experience in the Horde to keep the supply up.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:32 PM (pwExq)

180 3 years since Uncle Bens and Aunt J had to change names
My woke kids made me throw out my Cher “Half Breed” Album
All because of the Drug Addict.

Posted by: Brad at May 25, 2023 07:33 PM (IM8V0)

181 So much has happened since St Floyd of George died. Seems more like 30 years not 3.

Posted by: Montec at May 25, 2023 07:34 PM (OalnH)

182 Capt. PuddinPants rides again~!


Sam Stein (@samstein) May 25, 2023
Told Biden was planning to leave Washington for the weekend, one House Democrat expressed disbelief.

“Please tell me that’s not true,” said the lawmaker.

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 25, 2023 07:34 PM (jzzG8)

183 Present !

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

184 Oh no, not contempt of congress! He may have to ignore another command by them

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 25, 2023 07:35 PM (0hOvj)

185 My woke kids made me throw out my Cher “Half Breed” Album

There's this thing you can do with people like that. Start out by putting the tip of your tongue behind your upper incisors. Then make a kind of grunting sound and transition your lips into a circle. It comes out sort of like "nnoooo."

Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2023 07:36 PM (nfrXX)

186 Hey, All. What’s happened since I left? Any new arguments break out about the Civil War, longbows v. crossbows, or Trump v. DeSantis?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM

.45 is God's own caliber. Fight me!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2023 07:36 PM (Wnv9h)

187 175 Geo Washington in his farewell address on the formation of political parties:

"But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism."

He wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Boswell at May 25, 2023 07:27 PM


And that led to andrew jackson the biggest bully ever to become the president of the United States.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (ncXxy)

Hamilton was right. The executive was back then and even more so now too weak. The tyranny or whatever is a result of a too powerful legislature and SCOTUS and Bureaucrats vis a vis the Presidency.

See: Donald Trump.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:36 PM (bcrZK)

188 144 135 I wonder if Gavin Newsom is aiming to be the VP to Biden.
Posted by: m at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (x5hic)

He could go gay if necessary.
Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:20 PM

That's my lane, breeder!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 25, 2023 07:36 PM (NCgXW)

189 183 Present !
Posted by: runner at May 25, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

Oh boy, what is it?

Posted by: For me? You shouldn't have! at May 25, 2023 07:37 PM (SIX3A)

190 "First they came for the pedophiles and child butchers and I did nothing because I'm not a child butcher or pedophile."

That's it.

The slippery slope on this one doesn't include Nazis or Jews or concentration camps or women or blacks or any other ethnic group. Just sanity.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 25, 2023 07:37 PM (uwFkA)

191 My problem with DeSantis began when he named-dropped Paul Ryan as the type of leader he aspires to be. Very disappointing, especially after I had presidential hopes for him....

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (Y76hW)


This still goes to what ace is talking about. 12 years ago DeSantis had that praise of Speaker Ryan - when he was in the Congress. Think things have occurred since that affect that?

Trump praised Romney. He's buddies with Graham RIGHT NOW. He supports Ronna McDaniel RIGHT NOW. I don't speak for ace, but it sure sounds like your "concern" about something DeSantis said a dozen years ago has no parallel for you with Trump. That means it is disingenous and just tendentious T v D stuff.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:38 PM (pwExq)

192 "So much has happened since St Floyd of George died."

Summarized in two simple charts:
https://tinyurl.com/25pe6z3w

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 25, 2023 07:38 PM (MvF+J)

193 I'm just curious why Trump won't argue policies and accomplishments. You know since he stands on his record. Seems like a lot of ad hominems, old guy long-winded ramblings and third grade pejoratives for someone who "totally has the best record".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2023 07:38 PM (fOSwK)

194 David Duke was a back benching twice elected DEMOCRAT in the Louisiana House. He lost an election then CHOSE to run in a special election then lost and was run out of politics. CNN is who kept this back benching Democrat in the headlines by linking him to Reagan, lol. 40 years later it is dogma even the millennials on my side believe. You should ask why you keep using his name at all.

Posted by: Fisht at May 25, 2023 07:38 PM (ZRarh)

195 Trumpservatives seem like Borg Collective Pedocrats, because before Trump - most of them were life-long Pedocrat voters.
------

Well there's a fucking new one. God what a load of shit this is.

I wish some of you assholes were here last time we went through this in 2016 when it was like 8 of us vs the entire board.

Posted by: ... at May 25, 2023 07:39 PM (Q2yze)

196 we need funny animal clips NOW

Posted by: DB - author, Hans Gruber's Guide To LA at May 25, 2023 07:39 PM (geLO8)

197 My problem with DeSantis began when he named-dropped Paul Ryan as the type of leader he aspires to be. Very disappointing, especially after I had presidential hopes for him....

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 25, 2023 07:31 PM (Y76hW)

This still goes to what ace is talking about. 12 years ago DeSantis had that praise of Speaker Ryan - when he was in the Congress. Think things have occurred since that affect that?

Trump praised Romney. He's buddies with Graham RIGHT NOW. He supports Ronna McDaniel RIGHT NOW. I don't speak for ace, but it sure sounds like your "concern" about something DeSantis said a dozen years ago has no parallel for you with Trump. That means it is disingenous and just tendentious T v D stuff.

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:38 PM


And we're off!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 25, 2023 07:39 PM (ncXxy)

198 Stop blaster. You're talking facts and context. That's apparently not allowed with the disingenuous posters.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2023 07:39 PM (fOSwK)

199 Wtf is DeSantis' coalition of voters going to be in the general? Who are they?

Is he going to get more than 71mil? Or less?

How is that enough to win?

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 25, 2023 07:40 PM (bcrZK)

200 nood

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at May 25, 2023 07:41 PM (MvF+J)

201 "My problem with DeSantis began when he named-dropped Paul Ryan as the type of leader he aspires to be. "

Pretty sure there's a lot of video of Trump praising Fauci, Birx and a bunch of others that came and went from the administration. You know if we're playing "hide the context".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 25, 2023 07:41 PM (fOSwK)

202 I blame Paul Ryan for a lot of Trump failings, that rat bastard fought DJT from day 1 and I think others saw he wasn't playing MAGA so the snowball rolled down the hill growing every dsy

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8)

203 Oh boy, what is it?
Posted by: For me? You shouldn't have! at May 25, 2023 07:37 PM (SIX3A)


no, not for you , for ace !

Posted by: runner at May 25, 2023 07:43 PM (V13WU)

204 This still goes to what ace is talking about. 12 years ago DeSantis had that praise of Speaker Ryan - when he was in the Congress. Think things have occurred since that affect that?

Trump praised Romney. He's buddies with Graham RIGHT NOW. He supports Ronna McDaniel RIGHT NOW. I don't speak for ace, but it sure sounds like your "concern" about something DeSantis said a dozen years ago has no parallel for you with Trump. That means it is disingenous and just tendentious T v D stuff.
Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2023 07:38 PM (pwExq)

---------

Ok I didn't know that was 12 years ago. I'll retract my point on that then. Strategically, alliances change in politics.

But my other arguments stand. DeSantis doesn't drive the right people crazy while still accumulating massive political capital.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at May 25, 2023 07:43 PM (Y76hW)

205 135 I wonder if Gavin Newsom is aiming to be the VP to Biden.
Posted by: m at May 25, 2023 07:17 PM (x5hic)


If the Cabal forces Joe to dump Kamala in favor of Gavin, you'll know Joe's days of life after a 2025 inauguration can be counted on one hand. Maybe Joe's hours or minutes of life after inauguration can be counted on one hand.

Posted by: Gref at May 25, 2023 07:45 PM (AMIL/)

206 SHOCKING VIDEO: An unknown subject drops a 4-year-old child from the border wall in San Diego, Monday.
@MayraFlores2022 says the sibling of the child, an 8-year-old was also dropped from the wall.


That's why Precident Biden must tear down the rasist wall, or install doors so Mexicins cam safely get through insted of dropping babies over it...unless that's what the mother wants!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein at May 25, 2023 07:47 PM (NCgXW)

207 202 I blame Paul Ryan for a lot of Trump failings, that rat bastard fought DJT from day 1 and I think others saw he wasn't playing MAGA so the snowball rolled down the hill growing every dsy
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2023 07:42 PM

I don't want to start this bullshit up again, but I'm tired of the "Paul Ryan supports DeSantis" smear.

It warms my heart that's he's despised by the base, and his support is viewed as a smear lol

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 25, 2023 07:49 PM (NCgXW)

208 Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis
I was at the @WhiteHouse yesterday with President @realDonaldTrump, HHS @SecAzar and others to discuss vaccine distribution plans and highlight the incredible potential of Operation Warp Speed. Florida looks forward to vaccines being shipped soon!
5:34 PM · Dec 9, 2020

Gov. DeSantis: Fully vaccinated Floridians' chance of surviving COVID is 'pretty doggone close to 100%'
By FOX 13 news staff; Published July 22, 2021; Coronavirus Vaccine; FOX 13 News
https://tinyurl.com/yc55r2ef

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)

209 They convicted for wearing a tactical vest and helmet. /s
Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:30 PM (MNhXM)


He should have printed "press" or "medic" on his helmet, that would have insulated him from charges/ snark

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2023 07:53 PM (xhaym)

210 Does anyone find it weird how Harmeet Dhillon basically disappeared after losing the RNC chair? Rob endorsed her the week of their gay little retreat, but she lost and instead of fighting to make the case Ronna's done nothing, she just nope'd out with gay lawyer stuff (like she's hurting financially, yeah ok).

And people on Rob's side shit on Kari Lake nonstop for her having the balls they never had to actually fight and challenge every step of the way how corrupt the elections are in AZ.

Posted by: UwU_Power at May 25, 2023 07:53 PM (3kWw+)

211 Target stock doubled in 5 years

Posted by: Paul at May 25, 2023 07:55 PM (OHz8B)

212 Blood concentrations of approximately 7 ng/ml or greater have been associated with fatalities where poly-substance use was involved.

Posted by: Erronius at May 25, 2023 07:59 PM (SylNs)

213 Well, just executed on a contract for a house in PA, looks like John Fetterman will be my Senator in a couple of months.

So the progression has been NYC, to NJ suburbs to PA burgs.

Can't really say I'm winning at this point.

Hopefully I can die somewhere sane.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:09 PM (up/3i)

214 Good lord. Problems with DeSantis are not about his "supporters" it is about who is FUNDING his campaign. Its one thing for some rando NeverTrump politico to voice support for DeSantis, it is entirely a different thing for GOPe scum to being paying for your campaign.

That is 1) the actual issue, and 2) what is actually going on with DeSantis. You can pretend that isn't what's happening, but it is what's happening.

Posted by: deadrody at May 25, 2023 08:23 PM (OeYsY)

215 208 Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis
I was at the @WhiteHouse yesterday with President @realDonaldTrump, HHS @SecAzar and others to discuss vaccine distribution plans and highlight the incredible potential of Operation Warp Speed. Florida looks forward to vaccines being shipped soon!
5:34 PM · Dec 9, 2020

Gov. DeSantis: Fully vaccinated Floridians' chance of surviving COVID is 'pretty doggone close to 100%'
By FOX 13 news staff; Published July 22, 2021; Coronavirus Vaccine; FOX 13 News
https://tinyurl.com/yc55r2ef
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 25, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yup, but I have it on good authority that you're only allowed to hold Trump responsible for things that he said or did 3 years ago.

Posted by: deadrody at May 25, 2023 08:26 PM (OeYsY)

216 Pretty easy to boycott Target since they don't sell those red and white M&Ms anymore.

Posted by: MikeN at May 25, 2023 08:27 PM (XygMV)

217 I would also remind Ace that David Duke wasn't an organizer and fundraiser for Trump. Paul Ryan is. You can't help who supports you. If I recall, George Soros is a fan of DeSantis, so....

Posted by: Mooby Diick at May 25, 2023 09:27 PM (+1f6Y)

218 I guess we are going to be doing this back-and-forth stuff everyday now and that's just fine by me.

I'll defend President Trump to the gates of perdition and back. I pretty much did all during 2016 and the next 4 years of nonstop attacks from the radical leftwing media, Soros sponsored trolls, overpaid hack pundits like Rove and NeverTrump assholes who are now running to the Desantis corner. And those are FACTS Ace, whether you like it or not!

Posted by: Tracy at May 25, 2023 09:47 PM (3ep4x)

219 It’s either Walmart , Costco or Target for hard goods.
Posted by: polynikes at May 25, 2023 07:00 PM (MNhXM)

Not around here, fortunately.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 25, 2023 09:50 PM (Zvtjl)

220 Stop the gaslighting Deuce. The Lincoln Project is attacking DeSantis to help DeSantis defeat President Trump in the GOP Primary because they know Demented Biden would roll over Meatball the same way he did RINO Paul Ryan.

And the same polls that claim Meatball but not President Trump would defeat Demented Biden have Jeb doing better than the Meatball.

Stop the gaslighting Deuce, you’re way embarrassing yourself. It’s the 21st Century and the Meatball’s campaign doesn’t now how to handle an online audience of approximate 400,000?

Use the freaking radio if your that technically illiterate.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at May 25, 2023 10:41 PM (FkMTW)

221 My problem with DeSantis: he's got a lot of parallels with George W. Bush in 1999. Think about, a redstate governor with a reform minded agenda coming to put true conservativism in practice in Washington DC. How'd that work out the last time? DeSantis has the support of the the Bush family, Karl Rove, and the Republican donor class. That's relevant.

Posted by: Eric at May 25, 2023 11:06 PM (UPqK4)

222 What smear? Paul Ryan supports DeSantis. DeSantis is going to be the establishment's tool box and you've been in politics far too long, Ace, to believe otherwise. He sold his soul the book deal. You know all book deals are bribes. Again, you've been in this game far too long.

These are the players that are going to take him to the promised land and he will pay them back later. He isn't going to gut the agencies responsible for this mess. Trump is an atrocious clown but he will gut those groups like a fish.

Posted by: Former Mass Resident at May 26, 2023 12:07 AM (D+EK8)

223 I don't want to start this bullshit up again, but I'm tired of the "Paul Ryan supports DeSantis" smear.

Ain’t bullshit if it’s true!!!

It’s true!!!!

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 26, 2023 12:32 AM (MwHgU)

224 213 Well, just executed on a contract for a house in PA, looks like John Fetterman will be my Senator in a couple of months.

So the progression has been NYC, to NJ suburbs to PA burgs.

Can't really say I'm winning at this point.

Hopefully I can die somewhere sane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2023 08:09 PM (up/3i


Bad move

Go south young man, go south

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 26, 2023 12:36 AM (MwHgU)

225 George Floyd autopsy - That was released a week after Floyd's fentanyl overdose. I read the whole thing at the time and saved a copy. Posted it many times over the years.

The M.E. states that some might find the toxicology report interesting.

Talk about an understatement. The level of fentanyl it proves is nearly 400% above the fatal level. No one has ever survived more than 1/4 of the dose Floyd had.

Posted by: Arradin at May 26, 2023 02:34 AM (5kvQv)

226 28 Ace....

I fixed it. Don't resave!
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Seems techy!

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