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Yonder Horde.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 09:00 AM (Q4IgG) 2
Good morning MisHum!
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Coffee is gone but having snacks
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 09:01 AM (xhxe8) 5
Good morning Jewells
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:01 AM (aA3+G) 6
Mis Hum have a hobby thread report but no idea how to get it to you
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 09:02 AM (xhxe8) 7
4 Coffee is gone but having snacks
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 09:01 AM (xhxe ![]() Coffee is a snack. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:02 AM (aA3+G) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:02 AM (vHIgi) 9
Good morning, MisHum! Sausage rolls for brekkie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2023 09:03 AM (LnuQ2) 10
8 I have started occasionally making coffee at werk in da new jerb
I'm a coffevangelist Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:02 AM (vHIgi) What a wordsmith. And my kind of 'ette. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:03 AM (aA3+G) Posted by: no 6 at June 03, 2023 09:03 AM (PXvVL) 12
BRCC has a BOGO sale this weekend.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 09:03 AM (BRHaw) 13
Good morning everyone. Prayers for all intentions, asked and unspoken.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:04 AM (rH414) 14
First cup of coffee consumed, stretching out the next one.
Drizzly day, delaying the dog walk. . . Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 09:04 AM (mo/0F) 15
Good Saturday morning, horde.
Prayers up for each of you. Prime Sister, you must be very relieved, at least, to know that your son is alive and (presumably) has not come to great harm. I will continue to pray for reconciliation within your family! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:05 AM (OX9vb) 16
Prayers for the horde!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 09:05 AM (mo/0F) 17
Bud light is the decaf of beers. Or is it that decaf is the bud light of coffee?
Posted by: Rex B at June 03, 2023 09:05 AM (nhCgi) 18
Coffee is brewing. I am using "Java Time" coffee, packed in Australia, and sold at Big Lots. Six bucks for a 24 ounce bag, very reasonable. And quite tasty, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2023 09:06 AM (LnuQ2) 19
Going to read the prayer list now. Prayers for all the horde in need
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:06 AM (vHIgi) 20
After weeks of no rain my grass has stopped growing but the weeds haven't. Somehow I can't get inspired to cut weeds. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 09:07 AM (enJYY) 21
Community Coffee Signature Blend this morning.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 09:08 AM (Q4IgG) 22
Ah, the prayer thread.
Prayers of thanksgiving and deliverance today as my youngest daughter graduated high school on time. The pandemic lockdown almost broke her, and she had to enter a credit recovery program, but she did it and walked with the rest of her class at Commencement last night. This all frees us from the clutches of a dying and dysfunctional school district which - alas - was one of the best in the state when I was a student. So it's a twofer! God be praised! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2023 09:09 AM (llXky) 23
Mornin' Horde. Covfefe seems to be defective this morning. Don't want to do anything.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2023 09:10 AM (aBJcM) 24
AHL - good news indeed! God is great!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:10 AM (rH414) Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 09:10 AM (RIvkX) 26
Wawa coffee and breakfast quesadilla purchased and consumed. gKids have "baseball" games this morning -- T-ball and the like. Unlike soccer at their ages (5 and 7) where there is a crowd running around after the soccer ball on the field, in these "baseball" games they sit on the ground and play in the dirt. Sometimes I think parents should just deliver their kids to a playground and let the lot of them figure out on their own what they'd like to do. They figure out something -- often more than one thing -- and the level of each one's engagement is observably higher. So what if it doesn't make sense to you, parents? It makes sense to them. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 09:11 AM (pNxlR) 27
After weeks of no rain my grass has stopped growing but the weeds haven't. Somehow I can't get inspired to cut weeds.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 09:07 AM (enJYY) --- LOL, No Mow May is over and the damage toll is amusing to see. People hacked their way through all the growth and then the crass turned yellow from the resulting water loss. Our is the stupidest generation in human history. We're not ignorant, just stupid. Lawns exist for a reason, they are not an enemy of the environment or wasteful. Many are now figuring this out the hard way. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2023 09:11 AM (llXky) 28
And yes, there is a DEEP irony that people living in a town built around and *agricultural college* are this colossally ignorant.
The funny thing is that the actual forestry/ag people have been laughing their asses off at this the whole time. Stupid humanities majors. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2023 09:12 AM (llXky) 29
Congrats AHL! Great news!
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2023 09:12 AM (aBJcM) 30
Sometimes I think parents should just deliver their kids to a playground and let the lot of them figure out on their own what they'd like to do.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot What?!! Allowing unstructured play for the littles? Why that is downright un-American these days. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:12 AM (rH414) 31
5/28 – Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff asked for prayers. He has been plagued by claustrophobic night terrors and anxiety.
** For Commissar, I suggest trying to listen to Te Lucis Ante Terminum chant in the evening, and perhaps to pray it https://youtu.be/RUBs3YxPc40 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:14 AM (vHIgi) 32
What?!! Allowing unstructured play for the littles?
Why that is downright un-American these days. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:12 AM (rH414) --- I am seeing a lot more of this of late. Taking the grandkids to the playground, the elder one (who turns three this weekend) will immediately run up and say "hi, friend! Want to play!" to whomever shows up. We let them do their thing and bigger kids think it fun to run around with a chatty toddler. I rip on my home town, but there are lots of good people here. We just elect idiots. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2023 09:15 AM (llXky) 33
Two weekends ago at the cub scout camping weekend, the scouts cooked up some type of real life MineCraft game. Every one of them readily engaged in collecting "resources" and digging holes. I had no idea what was / were their objectives, but they were engaging enough that the youths ignored the campfire adjacent to their play area until the ingredients for roasting marshmallows were brought out. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 09:15 AM (pNxlR) 34
Supposed to get up to around 90F again today. More pool time!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 09:16 AM (Q4IgG) 35
We're not ignorant, just stupid. - AHL
Ignorant = uneducated Dumb = unintelligent Stupid = ain't got the common sense God gave a rock. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:16 AM (Wy1BU) 36
Mazel tov AHL
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 09:16 AM (RIvkX) 37
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 09:15 AM (pNxlR)
When one hears of stories like this we might just make it an extra 100 years. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:16 AM (aA3+G) 38
Allmighty GOD and Father, we come boldly into Your Presence, as sons and daughters. We beseech You on behalf of these our family who are sick or otherwise suffering. Please if it be Thy Will, heal these ones and restore them to us. We confess our sins both individually and as a people, we pray for Your Divine Intervention. We beg you for mercy.
In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, Amen Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 09:17 AM (z3WCn) 39
Thanks for the Prayer Thread, Mis Hum!
Prayers up for all intentions, spoken and unspoken, known and unknown. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2023 09:17 AM (vfKOf) 40
the youths ignored the campfire adjacent to their play area until the ingredients for roasting marshmallows were brought out.
----------- Roasted Marshmallows You'll need: Marshmallows Stick Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 09:17 AM (s12c9) 41
Today's cup is from the Kuta Waghi farm of Papua New Guinea.
it shows simple syrup, honey, understated fruit notes like red raisin, and dried persimmon, along with tannic tea, and cocoa. Moderate acidity, without any sharpness. I roasted this to a City+ It is one of the more balanced beans I have roasted in quite a while. Cup score around 87 which isn't bad for $6/lb Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 09:18 AM (YXHzG) 42
Good Morning.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 03, 2023 09:18 AM (y/a4v) 43
Amen Eromero.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:18 AM (rH414) 44
40 the youths ignored the campfire adjacent to their play area until the ingredients for roasting marshmallows were brought out.
----------- Roasted Marshmallows You'll need: Marshmallows Stick Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 09:17 AM (s12c9) And legal waivers, in triplicate. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:18 AM (aA3+G) 45
I am seeing a lot more of this of late. Taking the grandkids to the playground, the elder one (who turns three this weekend) will immediately run up and say "hi, friend! Want to play!" to whomever shows up. We let them do their thing and bigger kids think it fun to run around with a chatty toddler. I see the "instant friend" behavior, too. It is so gratifying to see their inherent openness to one another come forth without adult intervention. Suffice it to say, I am no fan of parent-mediated and parent-scheduled "play dates", which often regress to the point of the kids zombifying in front of gaming consoles. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 09:19 AM (pNxlR) 46
31 in English:
To thee before the close of day, Creator of the world, we pray That, with thy wonted favor, thou Wouldst be our guard and keeper now. From all ill dreams defend our sight, From fears and terrors of the night; Withhold from us our ghostly foe, That spot of sin we may not know. O Father, that we ask be done, Through Jesus Christ, thine only Son, Who, with the Holy Ghost and thee, Doth live and reign eternally. Amen. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:19 AM (vHIgi) 47
Thanks, vmom, I'll look that up.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 03, 2023 09:20 AM (pIgH5) 48
Mrs. Smith was fumbling in her purse for her offering when a large television remote fell out and clattered into the aisle. The curious usher bent over to retrieve it for her and whispered, “Do you always carry your TV remote to church?” “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come with me this morning, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”
Posted by: Ciampino --- dang, dang, dangle that hanging participle at June 03, 2023 09:20 AM (qfLjt) 49
According to Fox Orlando, “Police said Alicia Moore, 24, parked her car outside the Dillard’s department store at Oviedo Mall, where she left two children ‘who could not care for themselves’ inside the vehicle, according to the report.”
Mom just wanted a few hours of shoplifting without towing the babies around so she left them in a stolen car to play with matches. Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 09:22 AM (BRHaw) 50
For her overactive mind my wife also will play ancient chants quietly - sometimes throughout the entire night. It doesn't bother me at all and has the added benefit of a pleasant earworm for the next day.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:22 AM (rH414) 51
Cut and pasted into my notes ap.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 03, 2023 09:24 AM (pIgH5) 52
Good morning everyone. Prayers for all intentions, asked and unspoken.
Posted by: Tonypete Seconded ! Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 09:25 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 09:26 AM (MoZTd) 54
Prayers up for all the Horde's intentions. Those asked and unasked.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 09:26 AM (xos3W) 55
Tonypete..
Trio Medieval. Three ladies singing hymns a cappella in Latin. I have their Lady Mass CD and can't understand a word of it but it is beautiful and relaxing. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:27 AM (Wy1BU) 56
rhennigantx at least she didn't give them a can of gasoline
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 09:28 AM (xhxe8) 57
Commissar, I also find a prayer to one's Guardian Angel and to St Michael the Archangel helpful.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:28 AM (vHIgi) 58
Good morning folks.
Got a whole main floor gut job renovation going on. Day before yesterday the crew stripped the shingles off the exterior where they're going to be installing new windows and doors. Thankfully they Tyvek'd it before they left for the weekend because... Thunderstorms all night, and the forecast is calling for rain until .. Thursday. Joy of joys. My Arbuckle's Blonde Roast is keeping me grounded this morning. Posted by: Defenestratus at June 03, 2023 09:29 AM (6xp2z) 59
Cooking with sticks...
Went through 3-4 hotdogs once before realizing you need 2-pronged sticks. Otherwise the dogs will fall off and into the campfire. My son thought that was hilarious. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 09:29 AM (Q4IgG) 60
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 09:26 AM (MoZTd)
Thanks Hadrian. Good to see you as well. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:29 AM (aA3+G) 61
Our is the stupidest generation in human history. We're not ignorant, just stupid. Lawns exist for a reason, they are not an enemy of the environment or wasteful. Many are now figuring this out the hard way.
Most of the stupidity comes from carting around proportionately too much disposable knowledge. Does it really matter how large Kim Kardashian's ass is today? Or spend hours watching TikTok videos of penguins and cats? Its like a diet of nothing but sugar. If you were to study the principles of developing and maturing an OODA cycle, you will immediately recognize that the mental training and rigor is exactly opposite of what our culture is doing now. Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 09:31 AM (YXHzG) 62
vmom, I'll try that, too. I don't suffer from bad dreams, but I have trouble falling asleep. Tonypete, any specific chant recommendations?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:31 AM (OX9vb) 63
I had my donut. Yes it was yummy, no you can't have one.
I went for my walk. Just getting started again after winter left me with a stationary bike. Now having a snack of cold fried chicken. Again yummy and not sharing! Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:32 AM (Wy1BU) 64
Madamemayhem, I just saw your post--I will look up Trio Medieval and play that at bedtime.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:33 AM (OX9vb) 65
Ran into a pastor I hadn't seen in a couple years. Said even he wakes up at 3am mind racing, considers it spiritual warfare.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 03, 2023 09:33 AM (pIgH5) 66
Went through 3-4 hotdogs once before realizing you need 2-pronged sticks. Otherwise the dogs will fall off and into the campfire.
---------- Paleontologists attribute the invention of the two-pronged stick to Africans 50,000 years ago, so Rev. Al Sharpton was partly right. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 09:33 AM (s12c9) 67
Welcome back Mis Hum. Hope your time away was restorative.
Good morning all. Just starting my first cup of coffee so not sure I'm completely awake yet. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2023 09:34 AM (t/2Uw) 68
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:32 AM (Wy1BU)
Does a certain commenter need an attitude adjustment? ![]() Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:34 AM (aA3+G) 69
Good morning. I am having French Toast made with Hawaiian bread this morning.
Of course I am going to put maple syrup in it. Posted by: blaster at June 03, 2023 09:35 AM (8SAJV) 70
I do't care for a two-pronged stick myself. I prefer to eat with a fork. Who invented the fork ? Better yet, who invented the spoon ??
Posted by: runner at June 03, 2023 09:35 AM (V13WU) 71
Does a certain commenter need an attitude adjustment?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:34 AM (aA3+G) ==== Breakfast of cold fried chicken is really saying sonething. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 09:37 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 09:37 AM (UUBmN) 73
MisHum! Good morning! And what part of mayhem or uppity did you misunderstand?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:37 AM (Wy1BU) 74
Dash @ 62-
Try singing in your head 1. Amazing Love, 2. Be Still My Soul. Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 09:37 AM (z3WCn) 75
Vmom,
If you don't mind me asking, what state or region are you located? Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 09:38 AM (UUBmN) 76
Catholic Lofi is pretty good too. Rain sound with chants mixed in the background.
https://tinyurl.com/ye7xjdjn Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 09:39 AM (ouTlx) 77
Norm Macdonald went to a pride parade and had something to say about that.
https://youtu.be/XHx2zf743bU Posted by: Lost In Space at June 03, 2023 09:40 AM (z7mF5) 78
Here there be Horde!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2023 09:40 AM (X3Ct6) 79
Said even he wakes up at 3am mind racing, considers it spiritual warfare.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 03, 2023 09:33 AM (pIgH5) So true. And for me, it's usually stupid stuff. What I'm preparing for food tomorrow. What I'm going to do at the gym. How much does the yard need mowed? How am I going to get the porch repaired? What could I do to make my kitchen better without taking out a second mortgage? Or, worst of all, some Billy Joel song that was playing at the grocery store and now I can't make it stop. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:41 AM (OX9vb) 80
Just poured last of coffee. The lines on carafe said I made 10 cups. The mug I drink out of says it was only 4 "cups."
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 09:43 AM (xos3W) 81
Yard watering completed. 2nd cup of tea brewing. Gonna be a great day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2023 09:44 AM (4I/2K) 82
This is one of my favorite jokes and since summer is approaching and mowing season is here, it is quite relevant. Enjoy.
https://is.gd/0mKQHv Posted by: Ciampino - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity at June 03, 2023 09:45 AM (qfLjt) 83
Morning Horde , hope you have good weekends.
Interesting story out of NYC. Various sources are reporting two of the illegal invaders were found dead in a car outside a shelter. Looks like overdoses. How they got a car or money for drugs not explained. Maybe the invasion will solve itself Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2023 09:45 AM (mmVCq) 84
Dash
Try Pachelbel Cannon in D minor. To me... That piece is what the 23 Psalm would sound like if the Psalm was music. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Wy1BU) 85
Try singing in your head 1. Amazing Love, 2. Be Still My Soul.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 09:37 AM (z3WCn) Thank you! Noted. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:45 AM (OX9vb) 86
Thanks Madamemayhem - I'll check it out.
![]() Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:46 AM (rH414) 87
Commissar, I also find a prayer to one's Guardian Angel and to St Michael the Archangel helpful.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:28 AM (vHIgi) --- Lots of Hail Mary's until calmness returns. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 03, 2023 09:46 AM (llXky) 88
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Paleontologists attribute the invention of the two-pronged stick to Africans 50,000 years ago, so Rev. Al Sharpton was partly right. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 09:33 AM (s12c9) ---- Surely God predated that invention? Posted by: Ciampino -- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity at June 03, 2023 09:47 AM (qfLjt) 89
72 Mis Hum,
You were missed! Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 09:37 AM (UUBmN) [l]Thanks lin-duh 73 MisHum! Good morning! And what part of mayhem or uppity did you misunderstand? Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:37 AM (Wy1BU) [l]Obviously the entire comment ![]() Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:48 AM (aA3+G) 90
Dash my lace wigs, it works better for me than Love Is A Battlefield or My Sharona.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 09:48 AM (z3WCn) 91
The Africans sat around with those sticks for 48,000 years until the Huns invented hot dogs
Posted by: From about That Time at June 03, 2023 09:49 AM (4780s) 92
Dash - I'll have to check out her playlist and get back to you.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:49 AM (rH414) 93
The spork was first patented by a Dr in Rhode island in 1850s . It took another hundred years for someone to come up with the name.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2023 09:49 AM (mmVCq) 94
LOL, Eromero. So true.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:49 AM (OX9vb) 95
After weeks of no rain my grass has stopped growing but the weeds haven't. Somehow I can't get inspired to cut weeds.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 09:07 AM (enJYY) There's ongoing research to make grass grow like weeds...srsly. Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 09:50 AM (AwYPR) 96
Calms Forte is helpful too. It's a homeopathic remedy. It helps turn off that internal dialogue and lets you rest.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 09:50 AM (ouTlx) Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 09:51 AM (T4tVD) 98
At least he wasn't Mistered !
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 09:51 AM (T4tVD) But it's Pride Month!! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:52 AM (OX9vb) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at June 03, 2023 09:53 AM (aA3+G) 100
I need a nap ...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 09:53 AM (UUBmN) 101
We have a radio station, B101, which I swear has never gone ten minutes without playing a Billy Joel tune.
Posted by: From about That Time at June 03, 2023 09:54 AM (4780s) 102
I listen to country music when I'm out walking with headphones. I often hear the music in my head just going about my day. I like to think my life has a sound track.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2023 09:55 AM (t/2Uw) 103
It's interesting how painkillers have reduced the pain in my toe. Funny how that works. It must be witchcraft.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 09:56 AM (eGTCV) 104
Or, worst of all, some Billy Joel song that was playing at the grocery store and now I can't make it stop.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:41 AM (OX9vb) That right there could drive a person insane. Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 09:56 AM (AwYPR) 105
Frozen tundra might be better than the desert I live in.
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 09:57 AM (xhxe8) 106
Back around Halloween I was looking for some creepy-ish music. Finally stumbled upon what is called dark cathedral music. Mostly classical music that sounds somber to begin with, played on a cathedral organ. Some of it was familiar but nothing I could name. Then another song came up and it took a few seconds before I realized it wasn't classical it was..... Gangsters Paradise. A little while later I heard Paint it Black. Rap song, Rolling Stones song both sounded so cool played on a pipe organ with orchestral accompaniment and no vocals. Twas delightful!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 09:57 AM (Wy1BU) 107
We have a radio station, B101, which I swear has never gone ten minutes without playing a Billy Joel tune.
Posted by: From about That Time Before he jumped off the Tallahachee Bridge. Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 09:57 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 09:58 AM (T4tVD) 109
Norm Macdonald went to a pride parade and had something to say about that.
Posted by: Lost In Space I miss knowing Norm is out in the world making someone laugh. I can only imagine how much he is missed by his friends, David Spade, Dennis Miller ... such a loss. Posted by: old chick at June 03, 2023 09:58 AM (sOete) 110
Had some issues at the house this week. Number one, we had leaks in the shower. The wife identified bad sections of grout, went to the store, got some caulk, cleaned out the grout and sealed the the leaks. Professional looking job.
Number two, our bathroom toilet seat broke at the hinge. She went to the store, got a new one and installed it. One of those soft close ones . Nice. Number three, the kitchen sink starter leaking. She got out the manual, dissembled the faucet, identified the problem, ordered parts and reassembled it with the new parts. No leak. My wife, I think I'll keep her. Posted by: Javems at June 03, 2023 09:58 AM (AmoqO) 111
I see that my afternoon is going to be occupied by creating a new Spotify playlist for sleeptime. Hordesource is the best source.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:59 AM (OX9vb) 112
This is one of my favorite jokes and since summer is approaching and mowing season is here, it is quite relevant. Enjoy.
https://is.gd/0mKQHv Posted by: Ciampino - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity at June 03, 2023 09:45 AM (qfLjt) That is good. Most excellent. Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2023 10:00 AM (4I/2K) 113
I listen to country music when I'm out walking with headphones. I often hear the music in my head just going about my day. I like to think my life has a sound track.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) Check out Dean Martin country songs.... Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 10:00 AM (T4tVD) 114
The local grocery store will sometimes have something odd like Elvis Costello. The station I listen to in the car now does 70s and 80s. They dropped the 60s stuff. More Billy Joel and Michael Jackson but no "Carry on my wayward son"
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 10:01 AM (ouTlx) 115
Or, worst of all, some Billy Joel song that was playing at the grocery store and now I can't make it stop.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:41 AM (OX9vb) That right there could drive a person insane. Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 09:56 AM (AwYPR) Or give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack. Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2023 10:02 AM (4I/2K) 116
Post Modern Jukebox, or Lake Street Dive.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:02 AM (eo57b) 117
The girl spawn has discovered Prince.
But today's wake up music is The Land Down Under by Men at Work. Last weekend it was Charlie Daniels Devil Went Down to Georgia. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:04 AM (Wy1BU) 118
If I ever have time, I will take apart the KitchenAid, replace parts and regrease it. I picked up an older model as a replacement. I found a good YouTube channel on how to work on them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 10:04 AM (ouTlx) 119
I listen to post modern jukebox all the time
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 10:05 AM (xhxe8) 120
Or, worst of all, some Billy Joel song that was playing at the grocery store and now I can't make it stop.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:41 AM (OX9vb) I can help you with that. Posted by: Rick Astley at June 03, 2023 10:06 AM (PiwSw) 121
I keep a few Dean Martin tunes on my phone, which is always on random play. If someone else is around when one comes up they almost always mention, with a little surprise in their voice, what a pleasant voice he had.
Posted by: From about That Time at June 03, 2023 10:06 AM (4780s) 122
Our military leadership is an embarrassment.
Posted by: observer at June 03, 2023 10:06 AM (FBltX) Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 10:06 AM (T4tVD) 124
worst of all, some Billy Joel song that was playing at the grocery store and now I can't make it stop.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 09:41 AM (OX9vb) That right there could drive a person insane. Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 09:56 AM (AwYPR) Or give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack. Posted by: Count de Monet The only Billy Joel song I listen to is We Didn't Start the Fire. What other pop song name checks children of thalidomide? Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:07 AM (Wy1BU) 125
And Mr. Mixer is the channel if you want to work on yours.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 03, 2023 10:08 AM (ouTlx) 126
JT or Robyn Adele Anderson
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 10:08 AM (xhxe8) 127
31 5/28 – Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff asked for prayers. He has been plagued by claustrophobic night terrors and anxiety.
** For Commissar, I suggest trying to listen to Te Lucis Ante Terminum chant in the evening, and perhaps to pray it https://youtu.be/RUBs3YxPc40 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 09:14 AM This is probably inappropriate, but https://youtu.be/3urvpoky2sg Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 03, 2023 10:09 AM (Wnv9h) 128
>>The only Billy Joel song I listen to is We Didn't Start the Fire. What other pop song name checks children of thalidomide?
Heh. The Song "Closing Time" was based on the singer and wife bring their baby home from the NICU. Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 10:10 AM (mo/0F) 129
Oooh, Dean Martin! One of the greatest voices of all time!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:11 AM (Wy1BU) 130
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SMOTHER IT IN BUTTER AND SOAK IT IN MAPLE SYRUP THEN LOVINGLY DEVOUR IT WITH A CUP OF FRENCH ROAST TO WASH IT DOWN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLEIBURGLER at June 03, 2023 10:11 AM (FBltX) Posted by: 496 at June 03, 2023 10:11 AM (sSOo/) 132
Remember, there's no government war on natural gas.
Even though I'm listening to three senior colonels in my State national guard talk about all the new federal restrictions on new building construction, which basically prevents natural gas and forces all electric, which is much more expensive and will eat up our limited funds. And they love the required electric vehicles, and how soldiers at remote armories have to waste even more time traveling to recharge their vehicles. Good times. Posted by: Military Moron at June 03, 2023 10:12 AM (0UDQx) 133
Oooh, Dean Martin! One of the greatest voices of all time!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) He modeled his singing style after that of Harry Mills of the Mills Brothers. Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 10:13 AM (T4tVD) 134
111 I see that my afternoon is going to be occupied by creating a new Spotify playlist for sleeptime. Hordesource is the best source.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! I'd be interested in the list you come up with Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 10:15 AM (vHIgi) 135
Ummm, BEN, if you're talking about French toast, you may be ...... Unfortunate.
Myself? I don't eat french toast very often, but I DO NOT use syrup on it. That is a terrible thing to do to breakfast! Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:16 AM (Wy1BU) 136
Back from the coffeeshop where it's finally nice enough to sit outside. I have thoughts about all the dog people though. Many seem to have lost perspective on boundaries and communal hygiene. There's a park across the street and not every sidewalk needs to be your canine toilet.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2023 10:16 AM (k1Qly) 137
I've been listening to a lot of classical music lately. There's a flash mob performance of Ode to Joy I find entirely charming.
Is joy legally permitted today? Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:18 AM (eGTCV) 138
Military Moron @ 132-
Then every soldier will be dismounted. Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:19 AM (eo57b) 139
There's a park across the street and not every sidewalk needs to be your canine toilet.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 03, 2023 10:16 AM (k1Qly) --------- Emphasis on canine. Posted by: San Francisco at June 03, 2023 10:19 AM (s12c9) 140
I'd be interested in the list you come up with
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 10:15 AM (vHIgi) I imagine it will take me a couple of weeks, but once I do, I will let you know. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 10:19 AM (OX9vb) Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 10:20 AM (xos3W) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 03, 2023 10:21 AM (Wy1BU) 143
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My wife, I think I'll keep her. Posted by: Javems at June 03, 2023 09:58 AM (AmoqO) ---- Does she hire out? I need my hot water taps fixed, kitchen and bathroom sinks. They leak. Posted by: Ciampino --- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity at June 03, 2023 10:21 AM (qfLjt) 144
I've been listening to a lot of classical music lately. There's a flash mob performance of Ode to Joy I find entirely charming.
Is joy legally permitted today? Posted by: That Northern skulker Well, it is Ode to Gay Month Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:22 AM (FVME7) 145
Northern Skulker, joy will be illegal here on earth one day, but not in heaven. Meanwhile keep s___ing and praying in public. I will.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:23 AM (eo57b) 146
Military Moron @ 132-
Then every soldier will be dismounted. Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:19 AM You would go dismounted quick if your track was deadlined. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2023 10:23 AM (ncXxy) 147
There's a radio channel we listen to called "Dinner Party" which is mostly big band and the likes of Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, early R&B, etc. Songs from the 50's and early 60's mostly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 10:23 AM (Q4IgG) 148
And they love the required electric vehicles, and how soldiers at remote armories have to waste even more time traveling to recharge their vehicles. Good times.
Posted by: Military Moron at June 03, 2023 10:12 AM (0UDQx) Back when I was having to drive a government vehicle, the geniuses decided to buy vehicles that took E85 gas, and at one point some paper pusher made the decision that ALL of these vehicles had to be refueled with E85. Well good luck finding a gas station that sold it. They managed to find a handful of stations around the area that did, but it took them a while to figure out it was "worse for the environment" to have a bunch of us driving around looking for E85, when the gas station a mile away from the meant less driving, and less of our work hours spent driving around looking for their bullshit gas. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:23 AM (QBaJw) 149
The only Billy Joel song I listen to is We Didn't Start the Fire. What other pop song name checks children of thalidomide? Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:07 AM I think you have to be a certain age bracket to have seen pictures of the thalidomide infants and children. Not something soon forgotten, especially when the government starts ordering people to take or be subjected to some new drug or technology. Those images were in my mind when I did some DDG research on 'vaccines and corona virus'. It now appears the USA government did some pre-emptive cleanup/shutdowns of websites in this country to prevent people from finding out too much. My first DDG result sent me to the Australian Institute of Virology where I saw nothing but failure had been achieved in 20 years of efforts. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 10:23 AM (enJYY) 150
Well good luck finding a gas station that sold it. They managed to find a handful of stations around the area that did, but it took them a while to figure out it was "worse for the environment" to have a bunch of us driving around looking for E85, when the gas station a mile away from the meant less driving, and less of our work hours spent driving around looking for their bullshit gas.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:23 AM Well, I don't want to give away TOO much identifiable information, but let's say my state has NO problem with the E85 crap, being a leading producer and all... Did you know Senator Ernst was an LTC in the Iowa National Guard? Weird non sequitor. Posted by: Military Moron at June 03, 2023 10:27 AM (0UDQx) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7) 152
If you put 10 men and 100 women on an island and come back in 100 years you will find a thriving community of men, women, boys and girls. If you put 10 men and 100 trannies on an island and come back in 100 years you will find 110 skeletons of men.
Truth in Science. Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (X3Ct6) 153
It sucks that they turned June in to the Celebrate the Deviants month. Fathers get one day, Mothers get one day, Veterans get one day, Jesus gets two days. But deviants and perverts get a whole month.
My birthday is June 19. It sometimes is on fathers day. Now its a national holiday in the middle of a month full of shrieking queers. Swell. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (Wy1BU) 154
As some may know, I occasionally point out the absurdity of the practice of medical diagnosis coding.
Well, this happened: After my toe amputation surgery last month I was reviewing my medical records and noted that my procedural chart had been coded as Z89.432 Acquired absence of left foot instead of Z89.422 Acquired absence of other left toe(s). Toe, foot, whatever, right? Only off by one digit (SWIDT?). So when i called the Orthopedist's office to point out the error the young man in medical records said, "Oh, I see the difference. Well that encounter has been closed out, and it really won't make much of a difference." After picking my jaw up off the floor I told him that the 90% of my left foot that is still attached to my ankle and the insurance company might disagree with him. Always review you chart for accuracy. Always. Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (991eG) 155
A half-hour job has just turned into a possible multi-day one. I wanted to reset the terlit as the wax ring was leaking. Pulled said terlit - the flange is all messed up. Broken, not level, etc.
Le sigh. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (rH414) 156
Some of the kittens are out playing.
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch Posted by: Ciampino --- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity! at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (qfLjt) 157
WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up”
- Also, he's coherent and not demented at all! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:30 AM (FVME7) 158
A half-hour job has just turned into a possible multi-day one. I wanted to reset the terlit as the wax ring was leaking. Pulled said terlit - the flange is all messed up. Broken, not level, etc.
Le sigh. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 10:28 In the meantime, aim carefully. Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2023 10:30 AM (X3Ct6) 159
If you put 10 men and 100 trannies on an island and come back in 100 years you will find 110 skeletons of men.
Truth in Science. Posted by: Diogenes Yes. And near 100 of those skeletons will have some sort of fatal wound evident on the remaining bones. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 10:31 AM (rH414) 160
I've found the perfect sleep aid for me.
I either play a round of golf at a familiar course, or I do a menial job I've done hundreds of times before. Rarely get past the third hole, or the third iteration of the task. I believe it helps to direct one's mind to focus on menial physical things. The feels, the smells, all that. No room for random thoughts. Posted by: MkY at June 03, 2023 10:31 AM (cPGH3) 161
Singing and praying, don't know how underline happened.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:31 AM (eo57b) 162
Oooh, Dean Martin! One of the greatest voices of all time! Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) Martin's self-created image as a good-time boozer was just a gimmick. He drank very moderately and preferred to be at home when not traveling. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:32 AM (MoZTd) 163
Most likely that sandbag was well out of the way, but senile old man.
Posted by: davidt at June 03, 2023 10:32 AM (SYTee) 164
WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up”
Sports announcer: Let's take a look at the replay Jim Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 10:33 AM (MNhXM) 165
Can you see a sandbag in the video?
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 10:33 AM (MNhXM) 166
Good news. Back-story first:
Elon Musk (Parody) @ElonMuskAOC · 22h Sad to hear @aocpress deleted their account. Twitter is for the mighty, and free. Built on our first amendment If we can’t joke and have fun, then what’s the point? Really really sad day. I still didn’t get to take her on a date ![]() But AOC parody to return, probably: Catturd @catturd2 FYI ... If you listen to my podcast, you know I wrote many tweets for the @AOCpress parody account. However, I didn't own or run the account. Tune in to our podcast at http://inthelitterbox.com and I'll explain what happened and my plans to bring the account back myself, like literally. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 03, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I) 167
Is there any video showing a sandbag? Or his feet?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:34 AM (Wy1BU) 168
My first DDG result sent me to the Australian Institute of Virology where I saw nothing but failure had been achieved in 20 years of efforts.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 10:23 AM (enJYY) What's apparent in this modern world is, the more you dig into what you think you know, the more you notice what has been collectively accepted as truth either isn't true at all, or contains distortions and twisted facts, to the point where the truth is hidden in plain sight. Then it becomes apparent, all the things we THINK we know, when the collective culture labels those with a contrary perspective, "conspiracy theorists," "anti-vaxxers," "flat earthers," "truthers," and other such epithets. Now, is the earth flat? No, but how many of those other things we think we know, did not happen or do not work the way we're told. Bottom line, if there's an "accepted truth" about virtually anything, at this point, you'd be more right than wrong to believe the truth, ain't. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:34 AM (QBaJw) 169
164 WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up”
Sports announcer: Let's take a look at the replay Jim Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 10:33 AM (MNhXM) Enhance! Posted by: Jack Baur at June 03, 2023 10:34 AM (SYTee) 170
More Suspected Terrorists Discovered Illegally Crossing Southern Border In Just April Than In Four Trump Years Combined
- I guess Biden is better at spotting them than Trump. A lot better. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:35 AM (FVME7) 171
WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up” "'Tis but a scratch!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:35 AM (MoZTd) 172
Singing and praying, don't know how underline happened. Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:31 AM You spelled singing with an 'm'. The combination of the letters ' i m g ' in sequence causes underscore. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 10:35 AM (enJYY) 173
___ really?
Posted by: MkY at June 03, 2023 10:36 AM (cPGH3) 174
153 It sucks that they turned June in to the Celebrate the Deviants month. Fathers get one day, Mothers get one day, Veterans get one day, Jesus gets two days. But deviants and perverts get a whole month.
My birthday is June 19. It sometimes is on fathers day. Now its a national holiday in the middle of a month full of shrieking queers. Swell. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (Wy1BU) ---- You forgot Black 'History' month. June will always be the wedding/brides/grooms month. I don't celebrate queers and wouldn't be attending any festivities involving fudge-packers and carpet-munchers. Posted by: Ciampino - Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass at June 03, 2023 10:37 AM (qfLjt) 175
WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up”
- Also, he's coherent and not demented at all! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 I've watched this fall several times. There's no way it doesn't show him to be a frail and addled old man who's not fit for public office. Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:37 AM (eGTCV) 176
A typo turned in to a what the hell does that even mean.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:37 AM (Wy1BU) 177
Well. Dog food ain't going to cook itself. Everybody have a wonderful day!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2023 10:38 AM (OX9vb) 178
If we had the ability to use the letters i m g in sequence we could post pictures. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 10:38 AM (enJYY) 179
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (rH414)
Wouldn’t have happened if you stayed in Ahia. Posted by: clutch at June 03, 2023 10:38 AM (9UmRs) 180
WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up”
Sports announcer: Let's take a look at the replay Jim Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 10:33 AM (MNhXM) Enhance! Posted by: Jack Baur at June 03, 2023 10:34 AM Look at the shoes he is wearing after he face plants. those are old people velcro strap shoes, the kind that old people wear when they have balance and mobility issues. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2023 10:39 AM (ncXxy) 181
June will always be the wedding/brides/grooms month. I don't celebrate queers and wouldn't be attending any festivities involving fudge-packers and carpet-munchers.
Posted by: Ciampino If my daughter asks me to walk they/them down the aisle, it's gonna be lit. "Not only no, but hell no!" Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 10:39 AM (rH414) 182
Did you know Senator Ernst was an LTC in the Iowa National Guard? Weird non sequitor.
Posted by: Military Moron at June 03, 2023 10:27 AM (0UDQx) I did notice Senatrix Ernst was on the list of the 17 R's who voted for the budget bloat bill. Remember when everyone said she was a severe conservative? Good times..... Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:39 AM (QBaJw) 183
The next time he falls, I would like to see everyone back off and let him get himself up.
Because he is still young and spry and all. Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 10:39 AM (vg8N1) 184
Wouldn’t have happened if you stayed in Ahia.
Posted by: clutch I know. I have upset the balance of the universe. And here I always thought it was removal of the moon rocks. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 10:40 AM (rH414) 185
After picking my jaw up off the floor
Most statistical work is a bore But a patient man wonders what for a sense of foreboding yields procedural coding for "acquired Muldoon jaw on the floor." Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2023 10:40 AM (jYCXf) 186
Washington Commanders & Nationals Participate in Gun Control Campaigns for Gun Violence Awareness Month
- Well, at least they're not the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7) 187
A typo turned in to a what the hell does that even mean.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:37 AM (Wy1BU) A frequent occurrence with the post-it notes on my desk. Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2023 10:40 AM (UFyM2) 188
Burt Tc, I had a fleet of E85 guzzlers, Kcars and Citations. My people tried to destroy them to get Tauruses.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:41 AM (eo57b) 189
The black sandbag has gone into hiding.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:41 AM (eGTCV) 190
Always review you chart for accuracy. Always.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (991eG) Forget the chart! Review your feets, to make sure they didn't lop off the wrong one and/or too much! Too many?? Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:41 AM (QBaJw) 191
After picking my jaw up off the floor
Most statistical work is a bore But a patient man wonders what for a sense of foreboding yields procedural coding for "acquired Muldoon jaw on the floor." Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2023 10:40 AM (jYCXf) I hate it when that happens. Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at June 03, 2023 10:41 AM (4I/2K) 192
175 WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up”
---------- "NO PROBLEM!" Posted by: President Potatohead at June 03, 2023 10:42 AM (s12c9) 193
My daughter hates politics. If Hubbymayhem and I start talking about the topic she will leave the room. The other night she was staring at her phone and started snickering. Held out her phone and said you're gonna love this! Yep it was the vid of potato brain falling.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:42 AM (Wy1BU) Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 10:42 AM (Q4IgG) 195
Always review you chart for accuracy. Always. Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2023 10:28 AM (991eG) When Her Majesty had her knee replaced I asked the doctor, "You did put in in the right way around, didn't you?" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:43 AM (MoZTd) 196
Sandbags are literally white supremacy.
*notes sandbag was in a black bag* Posted by: Martini Farmer We need common sense sandbag control!! Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 10:43 AM (rH414) 197
189 The black sandbag has gone into hiding.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:41 AM (eGTCV) ---------- The incident was the greatest threat to democracy since J6. Thousands of arrests expected. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 10:43 AM (s12c9) 198
Brotherhood of the Three Round Burst > Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2023 10:44 AM (UFyM2) 199
WH Wants To “Clear The Record,” Says Biden “Tripped Over A Sandbag…Got Right Back Up”
---- "'Tis but a scratch!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:35 AM (MoZTd) Exactly. These people have to spend the next year and a half (at least) trying to convince us we're not seeing what our lying eyes are seeing. Good luck with that. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:44 AM (QBaJw) 200
Annosaurus Wrecks, those gun 'safety' commercials are aimed at low-info voters headed into the primaries. And paid for Ad Council (taxpayer).
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:44 AM (eo57b) 201
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If we had the ability to use the letters i m g in sequence we could post pictures. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 10:38 AM (enJYY) IMG sends... Use caps. Been that way for quite a while. Adapt and overcome. Or knock out some pushups for your sins. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at June 03, 2023 10:44 AM (8C7+r) 202
Dying Brain looked very confused when he was led back to his seat.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:44 AM (eGTCV) 203
Muldoon, I didn't know you had a toedectomy.
Do you still feel it? Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 10:44 AM (vHIgi) 204
Burt Tc, I had a fleet of E85 guzzlers, Kcars and Citations. My people tried to destroy them to get Tauruses.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 10:41 AM (eo57b) I believe during the Obama years Government Motors supplied all the fleet vehicles. I don't know about now. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:46 AM (QBaJw) 205
Look at the shoes he is wearing after he face plants. those are old people velcro strap shoes, the kind that old people wear when they have balance and mobility issues.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2023 10:39 AM (ncXxy) *looks at shoes* *frowns* * makes mental note to get Mr Scott* Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2023 10:46 AM (us2H3) 206
IMG as in the short form for image used in some photo links commenters link is a banned word [in lower case only]. Keep an eye out for links using IMG and either change the lower case version to all caps or use tinyurl or similar for the link.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 03, 2023 10:46 AM (Vwz3I) 207
If there was a sandbag in his path wouldn't someone pointed it out and told him to be careful?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:46 AM (eGTCV) 208
When Her Majesty had her knee replaced I asked the doctor, "You did put in in the right way around, didn't you?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:43 AM (MoZTd) ---------- I thought that the most current medical practice was to write THIS ONE with Magic Marker on the knee to be replaced. Some experts suggest the additional precaution of writing NOT THIS ONE on the other knee. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 10:47 AM (s12c9) 209
Cry me a Rivian.
Electric Vehicle Maker Rivian May Get Delisted From NASDAQ After Stock Collapses Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:47 AM (FVME7) 210
I'm surprised Joe didn't start babbling about how a sandbag saved him from a banzai assault by the Nazis at the Battle of Pharsalus. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:48 AM (MoZTd) 211
Hubbymayhem velcro shoes. He just likes them.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:48 AM (Wy1BU) 212
Brotherhood of the Three Round Burst > Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2023 10:44 AM (UFyM2) I assume someone somewhere did a study on the three round burst, to determine if it increased accuracy over fully automatic, or more importantly, lethality. Because my understanding is the three round burst was a direct result of bookkeepers determining how many rounds were being spent for each kill in Indochina. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:48 AM (QBaJw) 213
a ref, looking at Joe, woulda stopped the fight
Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2023 10:49 AM (us2H3) 214
Chanting ? WTF ?
Hey, that is kind of calming. If we have to watch western civilization destroy itself from the inside out maybe this will calm the rage ? Thanks Venom stabby . . . Posted by: Next2Nothing at June 03, 2023 10:49 AM (tA1/w) 215
Hubbymayhem velcro shoes. He just likes them.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:48 AM (Wy1BU) My son has velcro shoes. His IQ is in the 30s. Slightly lower than Biden's. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:50 AM (QBaJw) Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2023 10:50 AM (us2H3) 217
a ref, looking at Joe, woulda stopped the fight
Posted by: REDACTED at June 03 And sent him to the dark room. Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:50 AM (eGTCV) 218
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 10:50 AM (Zz0t1) 219
Journalists to Strike June 5 at the Largest U.S. Newspaper Chain
- OMG! Where are we going to get our minimum daily requirement of lies? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7) 220
fed is nowhere near their target rate of 2% inflation
Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2023 10:51 AM (us2H3) 221
a ref, looking at Joe, woulda stopped the fight
Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2023 10:49 AM (us2H3) I commented yesterday, if Joe was a nursing home patient, they would be considering whether he needs a higher level of care at this point, due to the confusion, the falls. Not to mention whoever is managing his ADL's. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:52 AM (QBaJw) 222
I expect the angry old man to slap helping hands away the next time he falls.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 10:52 AM (eGTCV) 223
219 Journalists to Strike June 5 at the Largest U.S. Newspaper Chain
---------- Between this and the Hollywood writers strike, maybe there's still hope for America. Now for the teachers... Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 10:52 AM (s12c9) 224
Hubby has morning shows on tv. I just heard a gay guest wish the viewers a "happy pride, everyone"
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I have no idea why a sandbag would be on stage. If to hold down wires wouldn't they be taped down?
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 10:53 AM (xhxe8) 226
I hadn't seen the prayer list in a while, so I should update.
My dad is doing better physically. He says he is enjoying rehab and they're working him pretty hard, which is good. He's doing what they ask and progressing along. He has an appointment with both his shoulder Dr. and his gastro Dr. this week, so we'll know more after that. His mental state is a bit down because he just wants to go home. He's tired of being in the hospital. I don't blame him, but he isn't really grasping the work that needs to be done before and IF that can actually happen. His brother is in town now, so we'll see if that perks him up a bit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1) 227
Betsy McCaughey: Democrats Have Abandoned the Working Class to Become the Party of Freeloaders
- Reparations Now! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:53 AM (FVME7) 228
Piper noted last night that the President's shoes are Italian-made Campanile loafers, popular fine shoe.
So the only thing we've got on him in the shoe department is that he's not wearing Made In USA. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2023 10:53 AM (jYCXf) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 10:54 AM (vHIgi) 230
224 Hubby has morning shows on tv. I just heard a gay guest wish the viewers a "happy pride, everyone"
---------- Did he light the Pride Log? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 10:54 AM (s12c9) 231
>>I thought that the most current medical practice was to write THIS ONE with Magic Marker on the knee to be replaced. Some experts suggest the additional precaution of writing NOT THIS ONE on the other knee.
The morning I was having my back surgery I was lying in the prep bed and the surgeon walks in and says "Which knee are we doing today?". Nobody likes a funny surgeon. Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2023 10:54 AM (ZLI7S) 232
Hubbymayhem velcro shoes. He just likes them.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:48 AM (Wy1BU) Sketchers slip on shoes are the in thing now. I am going to get a pair. Better than using the crocs. Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 10:54 AM (MNhXM) 233
Maga sandbag, duh
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 10:55 AM (vHIgi) 234
My uncle had a massive debilitating heart attack at age 36. At age 40 he had a serious stroke. Paralyzed his left side and took months of rehab to be able to walk and talk. He used to be left handed. He has worn Velcro shoes since the stroke. At 60yrs old the man developed Parkinson's disease. He couldn't tie his shoes now for any reason. He recently turned 80 years old. He may out live everbody.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 10:55 AM (Wy1BU) 235
Journalists to Strike June 5 at the Largest U.S. Newspaper Chain
- OMG! Where are we going to get our minimum daily requirement of lies? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7) The local rag here, which is just up the street from me, has stories about city counsel voting on putting new signs on the potties in the park, some doctor retiring, a high school kid who got a scholarship, that sort of thing. Not sure if they'll be striking. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:55 AM (QBaJw) 236
Speaker McCarthy want to know why Capitol Police interrupted children’s choir singing Nat’l Anthem
- It's because they're assholes, Kev. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7) 237
The morning I was having my back surgery I was lying in the prep bed and the surgeon walks in and says "Which knee are we doing today?". Nobody likes a funny surgeon. Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2023 10:54 AM (ZLI7S) When my dad was having his rib surgery, the Dr. came out and put x's on his skin noting what side they were operating on so he would know. Comforting. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1) 238
When visiting with grandkids in their homes, I get to ENGAGE with them. At larger family/friend gatherings where other children are present, tho, I mostly get to OBSERVE them. Such was the case last weekend when I had the pleasure of observing our youngest granddaughter -- age 4-1/2 -- interact with a friend's son who was twice her age. This boy had happily been playing with a toy granddaughter wished to play with; but, rather than asking
the 9-year-old to share -- or indicating in any way that SHE wished to play with HIS toy -- she spoke with the tone of a politician -- or a car salesperson -- rattling off positive features of the toy with which she had been playing (and now no longer had interest). In short order, she convinced the boy to let go of the toy she desired. And I'll admit to being proud of how the situation was handled amicably. Imagining her as a teenager, however, now has me praying for her parents! Posted by: Kathy at June 03, 2023 10:57 AM (JklXp) 239
Sketchers slip on shoes are the in thing now. I am going to get a pair. Better than using the crocs. Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 10:54 AM (MNhXM) I have a couple of pairs. They're nice and quite comfortable. Now that I'm 29 I try not to get shoes with laces. They inevitably come loose and the danger of trying to retie them rivals that of tripping over them. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:57 AM (MoZTd) 240
Breaking news: White House announces sandbags no longer allowed on Air Force One stairs.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 10:57 AM (MNhXM) 241
Did he light the Pride Log?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 10:54 AM (s12c9) That's rayciss. And so soon after Stonewall. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:57 AM (QBaJw) 242
- It's because they're assholes, Kev. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 03, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7) They're under his command, so it's up to him to address it. The shitstorm starts and ends at his desk. Reap it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2023 10:58 AM (4I/2K) 244
EVs with Lucas electrics...who thought that was a good idea?
Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 10:58 AM (AwYPR) 245
Biden is now the actual sand in the vagina meme.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1) 246
Do you still feel it?
Posted by: vmom ******* Well, given the long-standing (SWIDT?) neuropathy prior to the bone infection I now mostly feel post-operative "phantom numbness". 😀 Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2023 10:58 AM (991eG) 247
The local rag here, which is just up the street from me, has stories about city counsel voting on putting new signs on the potties in the park, some doctor retiring, a high school kid who got a scholarship, that sort of thing. Not sure if they'll be striking. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 10:55 AM (QBaJw) Back in the long-gone days when I'd take extensive road trips all around these United States, I made a habit of buying the local paper when I stopped for the evening. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:59 AM (MoZTd) 248
I'm a little surprised Joe hasn't been hurt in his multiple falls.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (eGTCV) 249
I like shoes laced with stretchy bungee type cord - I can tighten them but they don't get untied
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (vHIgi) 250
I'm a little surprised Joe hasn't been hurt in his multiple falls.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (eGTCV) Just because they're not reporting it doesn't mean he hasn't been. He had his fireside chat yesterday for a reason. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (Zz0t1) 251
Why do I have to celebrate how other people have sex? Why does the general public have to know and respect how they choose to have sex? What the hell are they taking Pride in? I don't care if you prefer same sex partner/s or want to dress up in a costume. As long as the adults involved are consenting and you don't push it on children, do what you want. Why do I have to see and support it?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (t/2Uw) Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (rH414) 253
I have no idea why a sandbag would be on stage. If to hold down wires wouldn't they be taped down?
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 10:53 AM (xhxe ![]() You just know the Eff Bee Eye has been investigating that very question. Who put it there, why was it black, why a sandbag and not tape? Whoever the guy was, he's now been audited, had his home raided, looking for nazi flags, had his social media accounts scoured for references to maga, and his bank accounts gone over for donations to NRA, various candidates, and anti-school board groups, as well as finding out where he was on J6. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 11:01 AM (QBaJw) 254
Velcro was invented for use in space and that's where it should stay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 11:01 AM (s12c9) 255
Breaking news: Striking Journalists will be replaced by local High School paper reporters. Lunch menus will be an added daily story.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 11:01 AM (MNhXM) 256
Nobody likes a funny surgeon.
Posted by: JackStraw Not even if he is a real cut up. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (rH414) Has his audience in stitches. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 11:02 AM (QBaJw) 257
Always review you chart for accuracy. Always.
Posted by: Muldoon === Muldoon, didn't know you were loosing toes. You're a doctor, so this is probably superfluous, but I was also having neuropathy issues with feet, not diabetic, probably due to long term coronary issues, way complicated by dropping a motorcycle on the right foot, but anyway, did the piecemeal fix this toe, amputate that toe, etc. Finally went for the whole front of foot metatarsals amputations. Should have done that in the first place, cheaper and more effective. fyi, ymmv. Posted by: From about that Time at June 03, 2023 11:02 AM (4780s) 258
Velcro was invented for use in space and that's where it should stay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 11:01 AM (s12c9) Back in high school, we convinced a kid that Einstein invented velcro because he couldn't tie his own shoes. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 11:02 AM (Zz0t1) 259
Journalists to Strike June 5 at the Largest U.S. Newspaper Chain
-- Over what? Having to answer the phone too much regarding papers not arriving before breakfast complaints? You don't do ANYTHING. Everything you do is based on centralized AP reporting. Your local "reporting" is little more than a similar level of topic/discussion you can find in any church on any Sunday morning. Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 03, 2023 11:02 AM (n/6gj) 260
Is there any video of the fall that shows this supposed sandbag?
Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2023 11:03 AM (N5qKs) 261
Journalists to Strike June 5 at the Largest U.S. Newspaper Chain
-- Over what? Having to answer the phone too much regarding papers not arriving before breakfast complaints? ---------- Chronic Twitter finger and blurred vision. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 11:04 AM (s12c9) 262
I have a couple of pairs. They're nice and quite comfortable. Now that I'm 29 I try not to get shoes with laces. They inevitably come loose and the danger of trying to retie them rivals that of tripping over them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 10:57 AM (MoZTd) I have a couple pairs of Sketchers slip-ons. They're ok. The fun part is when I come home, take them off, and my big cat is confused because he likes to chew at my laces when I'm unlacing my regular shoes. He's a goof. Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2023 11:04 AM (QBaJw) 263
I have no idea why a sandbag would be on stage. If to hold down wires wouldn't they be taped down?
-- I bet if we were to go back and look they'd be all over the place as targets of blame to when Uncle Joe falls. I haven't watched any video of it, but I'm also betting it's not in his path of travel. Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (n/6gj) 264
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 03, 2023 11:00 AM (t/2Uw)
That's too reasonable and mature...can't have that. Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (AwYPR) 265
Watched the 'What is a Woman' documentary this morning.
Between that and the 'Final Days' doc, I have no other conclusion to draw other than we're completely and utterly f*cked. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (Zz0t1) 266
260 Is there any video of the fall that shows this supposed sandbag?
Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2023 11:03 AM (N5qKs) ----------- Witnesses reported seeing the sandbag on the grassy knoll. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (s12c9) 267
EVs with Lucas electrics...who thought that was a good idea?
Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 10:58 AM (AwYPR) They seriously did that? How is Lucas still in business? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (nC+QA) 268
Pretty severe prayers list. I am onboard
Posted by: JEM at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (8erNz) 269
251 Why do I have to celebrate how other people have sex?
*** Remember the mob outside Lot's house demanding he send out his angelic visitors that they may know him? It's like that. The demonic demands worship through participation in sinful ritual Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 11:06 AM (vHIgi) 270
Pause to appreciate that the nation knows more about the sandbag than they do the January 6th pipe bomb.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 03, 2023 11:06 AM (n/6gj) 271
Back in the long-gone days when I'd take extensive road trips all around these United States, I made a habit of buying the local paper when I stopped for the evening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh That is still available, sort of - try to find a copy of the weekly, The Budget. It is a newsletter of every Amish and Mennonite community in America, if not the world. It reports such gems as: Mrs. Ezekiel Yoder of Kidron, OH is visiting cousins Katherine and Helen Zimmerman in Goshen Indiana. After a delightful gathering at the Old Bag Factory, lunch was served by the ladies at the home of Ruth Fenstermacher. Honest - The Budget is a scream. Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 11:06 AM (rH414) 272
> Sketchers slip on shoes are the in thing now. I am going to get a pair. Better than using the crocs.
___________ I have bunions and Sketchers, the mesh ones at least, are forgiving enough or wide enough for me to wear and not be in pain. Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 11:08 AM (Q4IgG) 273
Pretty severe prayers list. I am onboard
Posted by: JEM at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (8erNz) Besides sending out the necessary prayers , the list reminds me to give thanks for all the blessings I've been given no matter how small. Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 11:08 AM (MNhXM) 274
They seriously did that? How is Lucas still in business?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2023 11:05 AM (nC+QA) https://tinyurl.com/248px5fp Posted by: BignJames at June 03, 2023 11:08 AM (AwYPR) 275
The FBI has assigned dozens of agents to monitor alt-right websites for sandbag-related activity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2023 11:09 AM (s12c9) 276
Common Sense Sandbag Control NOW!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 11:10 AM (Zz0t1) 277
Someone needs to do a moment by moment analysis of the fall film just like with the Zapruder film. I was going to say frame by frame but that doesn't apply in the digital age, does it?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 11:10 AM (eGTCV) 278
I was going to say frame by frame but that doesn't apply in the digital age, does it?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 03, 2023 11:10 AM (eGTCV) Pixel by pixel, maybe. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 11:10 AM (Zz0t1) 279
That same sandbag was seen in Las Vegas right before the mass shooting. Coincidence?
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 11:11 AM (MNhXM) Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2023 11:11 AM (nC+QA) 281
Nobody likes a funny surgeon.
Posted by: JackStraw Not even if he is a real cut up. Posted by: Tonypete ******* Well, suture self! Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2023 11:11 AM (991eG) 282
Breaking: DOJ has opened an investigation into sandbags.
Posted by: Montec at June 03, 2023 11:11 AM (GqsSZ) 283
I guarantee a white man invented the sandbag.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 03, 2023 11:12 AM (n/6gj) 284
New KT thread.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 03, 2023 11:12 AM (nC+QA) 285
KT haz a NOOD
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 11:13 AM (xhxe8) 286
I have no idea why a sandbag would be on stage.
You'd have to be pretty kinky about AFA commencement speeches to follow this, but there is a history of presidents having their microphone stands and teleprompters getting out of control in those famous 7258-foot winds. Many steps were taken to keep this president from being embarrassed. Biden was off his marks, standing in the wrong spot when he began to move, because he had posed for a "selfie" with the last cadet he had congratulated, a guy from Squadron 40 with a name beginning with Z, apparently in the mistaken belief that this was the "tail end Charlie," a position near and dear to Biden. No system is fool-proof if you have a big enough fool. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2023 11:13 AM (jYCXf) 287
And the person putting you under today is my Aunt Estesia.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2023 11:13 AM (MNhXM) 288
Nobody likes a funny surgeon.
Posted by: JackStraw Not even if he is a real cut up. Posted by: Tonypete ******* Well, suture self! Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2023 11:11 AM (991eG) *** I don't have to be a doctor to know I'm losing my patience with these puns. Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2023 11:16 AM (X3Ct6) 289
Finally went for the whole front of foot metatarsals amputations. Should have done that in the first place, cheaper and more effective. fyi, ymmv.
===== See?? Obama was right about amputations driving doctors' payments!! Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 03, 2023 11:19 AM (Vwz3I) 290
228 Piper noted last night that the President's shoes are Italian-made Campanile loafers, peopular fine shoe.
---- Campanile = belfry, you know the directory programmers keep .BAT files (old MSDOS humor. You have to be 29 to get it). Does Biden's campanile actually have any bells in it or is he missing all the bells? Posted by: Ciampino -- Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass at June 03, 2023 11:30 AM (qfLjt) 291
Does Biden's campanile actually have any bells in it or is he missing all the bells?
Posted by: Ciampino He's got bats in the belfry Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 11:35 AM (vHIgi) 292
The Sketchers are great for easy on and easy off and for lounging in. If I know that I am going to do some walking, I choose something else.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 11:36 AM (vg8N1) 293
"Why do I have to see and support it?"
Because in their hearts they know it's wrong, perverted, and immoral. The more people that have to validate this garbage, the better they feel. Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at June 03, 2023 01:28 PM (89Sog) 294
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