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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 28, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 28, 2023 10:02 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2023 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 28, 2023 10:02 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:02 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 28, 2023 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lynne at May 28, 2023 10:02 PM (xCOLA)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:03 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 28, 2023 10:03 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 10:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Towhead at May 28, 2023 10:03 PM (kikap)
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 28, 2023 10:03 PM (Emce2)
The use of cartoons to spell out the thread is very clever indeed!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 28, 2023 10:03 PM (vfKOf)
Posted by: Cheer at May 28, 2023 10:04 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 28, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:04 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Brother John at May 28, 2023 10:04 PM (zw2EE)
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2023 10:05 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2023 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:05 PM (3cGpq)
Another Hound Group 2 for Delilah today. Not a big win (50 defeated) but it's nice to know our girl can still catch a judge's eye.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:05 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:06 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 28, 2023 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Of course it is. You get stiff as a bored.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 10:06 PM (Angsy)
Edward Gorey was one of the best cartoonists and storytellers I have found. I would have loved to see his set design for Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado.
Posted by: Jon at May 28, 2023 10:07 PM (nZMxV)
The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.
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I guess they're reaching out across the aisle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 28, 2023 10:07 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2023 10:07 PM (SYTee)
…but Gorey is always fun.
For certain Addams Family definitions of "fun."
Posted by: mindful webworker - :) at May 28, 2023 10:07 PM (Y+cTN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 10:03 PM (63Dwl)
Talk about three stiffs!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 10:07 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:05 PM (3cGpq)
He fell into a quasar star.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 10:08 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I'd rather be bored than gored. But that's just me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 28, 2023 10:08 PM (FVME7)
I guess they're reaching out across the aisle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 28, 2023 10:07 PM (FVME7)
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Reaching around, more like it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:08 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:09 PM (3cGpq)
@ProjectLincoln
Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.
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Solid conservatism, right there!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:09 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2023 10:11 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2023 10:12 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 28, 2023 10:11 PM (jGGMD)
Don't worry, I'm sure this will cheer you up!*
https://tinyurl.com/bderuntx
*Not really
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 10:13 PM (Angsy)
Graduates boo and turn their chairs away from former U.S Rep. Liz Cheney as she delivers commencement address at liberal Colorado College - despite her blasting Trump's election-denying attorney
https://tinyurl.com/3a5vcxmy
These are Leftists doing this, of course - I don't think a lot of Trump supporters go to Colorado College.
Liz is learning the lesson that Chick-fil-A, George W. Bush, and Mitt Romney learned - there is never any forgiveness from the Left, no matter how much you bend the knee.
Now everyone hates her, outside of a bunch of DC political consultants.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 10:13 PM (2tUFv)
The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.
___________
Striving to be shot last.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:13 PM (MoZTd)
And now for a first world problem that gives me pause:
We went to a drive through car wash because the birds ate all my blueberries and pooped them on our white car. When the car wash finished, we were supposed to drive through the scraped thing at the end. But the car's safety programs sensed it as an object in the way and shut down the car. We couldn't move. (TBC)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:14 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 10:14 PM (yMHIs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 28, 2023 10:15 PM (3CCua)
Maybe they've expanded into sniffing little girls' hair.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 10:16 PM (5pZqO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:08 PM (MoZTd)
Glad I read further comments before I hit post.
The Horde mind is, well . . . , the scientific jury is still out on that.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (jzzG8)
The gas station attendant had to turn off the car wash so the scraper would retract and we could leave. It was a disturbing few minutes, and then it hit us: what if you are caught in a riot in the middle of the road? Or if someone stands in front of your car with a weapon and intent to harm? The car was completely shut down - no backing up, no going forward. The object had to be removed in order for the sensors to allow the car to be turned on. Would appreciate Horde think on this situation.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall. (Against the wall!)
There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me,
Get him up against the wall. (Against the wall!)
That one looks Jewish!
And that one’s a c**n!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint!
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I’d have all of you shot!
https://tinyurl.com/2p8d4st6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (Xrfse)
There should be a space between Overnight and Thread. Like, Space is for Spacey, who sodomized the cast.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2023 10:18 PM (PL6Pg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 10:16 PM (5pZqO)
Better than The Overwrought Thread.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 10:18 PM (emlEe)
https://buildremote.co/companies/
companies-leaving-california/
https://shorturl.at/fgAEX
H/T Insty
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 28, 2023 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:19 PM (s12c9)
I watched Putin's recent speech denouncing LBGT ideology in the West, with Putin comparing it to some of the social experiments conducted in the early Soviet Union.
You can agree or disagree, but My God the difference in functionality between Putin giving a speech and Biden giving a speech.
We used to make fun of the geriatric cases on the Soviet Politburo, but all of them were far more lucid than Drooling' Joe is. It is unbelievable that anyone would even consider Biden for a second term.
For a guy that has been on the brink of death for several years now, Putin still knows how to deliver a speech.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 10:20 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
If the safety sensors cannot be overridden at the driver's will, shitcan the car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 10:21 PM (yMHIs)
Posted by: Moki
You needsomething pre-12volts. No later than 1955.
Safe from EMP.
Safe from everything. Just press the gas, release the clutch, and hang on when you bump over the zombies.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 28, 2023 10:21 PM (3CCua)
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Cleverly maneuvered herself into a cross fire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 28, 2023 10:21 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:21 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 28, 2023 10:21 PM (Rpdcm)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 28, 2023 10:22 PM (IEw/x)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 10:22 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (jzzG
they went better when Vincent Price was the host, more scary. Gene Shalit wasn't scary, just his mustache.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 10:22 PM (Angsy)
The object had to be removed in order for the sensors to allow the car to be turned on. Would appreciate Horde think on this situation.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
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Is there a setting you can change in the car's software? My car's got about 200 settings and a 620 page owner's manual. I miss the knobs and levers of my old car.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 28, 2023 10:22 PM (PL6Pg)
DC insiders are the only people that politicians like her care about. Unless they need your vote, then they'll lie their asses off. Anyway, thanks for the link. It makes me feel good to know that they insulted her to her Miss Piggy face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 10:22 PM (0Htd1)
And she has a professorship at the University of Wyo -- excuse me, the University of Virginia.
At last she is back among her people.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 10:25 PM (2tUFv)
The object had to be removed in order for the sensors to allow the car to be turned on. Would appreciate Horde think on this situation.
Posted by: Moki
Is that an electric vehicle?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 10:26 PM (63Dwl)
Even David Gilmour agrees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:19 PM (s12c9)
He's a whole bag.
Posted by: BignJames at May 28, 2023 10:27 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Brother John at May 28, 2023 10:04 PM (zw2EE)
I need to look up James May. I thought it looked more like Charles Addams to me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (U2Ds3)
He sent images of the clots that were removed to me today - they were monsters. During a BBQ I showed all his friends the pics. We, of course, did the old people thing - sat around and discussed his clots oohing and ahhing over the pics without anyone going "Ewwwwww!".
Yep, We have grown old.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)
More scientific fraud. A prominent Johns Hopkins researcher and winner of the 2019 Nobel, has just had a bunch of papers retracted. For outright fraud:
https://tinyurl.com/2jla4the
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: morigu at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (u7Nsa)
AOP and Bif, thanks for confirming my panicked thought. I mentioned it mostly as a "The More You Know" for folks. If I hadn't suggested a car wash so we didn't have to pay county water and environment fees, we wouldn't have found out the easy way how this system works. The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if that was a feature and not a bug.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (JrN/x)
@RandPaul
·
11h
Fake conservatives agree to fake spending cuts. Deal will increase mandatory spending ~5%, increase military spending ~3%, and maintain current non-military discretionary spending at post-COVID levels. No real cuts to see here.
Conservatives have been sold out once again!
Posted by: MikeN at May 28, 2023 10:29 PM (CHGaw)
Is that an electric vehicle?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 10:26 PM (63Dwl)
Oh hell no.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:29 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: MikeN at May 28, 2023 10:30 PM (CHGaw)
I wouldn't mind an electric bike that I can charge with solar, but not an electric car.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:31 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 28, 2023 10:31 PM (xcxpd)
AOP and Bif, thanks for confirming my panicked thought. I mentioned it mostly as a "The More You Know" for folks. If I hadn't suggested a car wash so we didn't have to pay county water and environment fees, we wouldn't have found out the easy way how this system works. The conspiracy theorist in me wonders if that was a feature and not a bug.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM
They want you to just sit there and be murdered/eaten.
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:32 PM (Uv0D2)
You will believe any bullshit on the internet, as long as it confirms your preconceived notions.
Read the retraction, and check the additional research done to confirm the original paper.
Stop threadjacking with your personal pet peeves.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 10:32 PM (ZCCyW)
https://tinyurl.com/2jla4the
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Gee, and there were two other Nobel Fraud Winners mentioned in the story too....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 10:32 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at May 28, 2023 10:33 PM (j32Ud)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 28, 2023 10:31 PM (xcxpd)
Creepy and weird...and fun!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 10:33 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:34 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
Trade in that car tomorrow. It's a good weekend for deals, buy an old Toyota or Honda.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 28, 2023 10:35 PM (xcxpd)
Retractions
In 2011 Semenza retracted from Biochemical Journal one paper coauthored with Naoki Mori (and other collaborators), and in 2022 retracted four papers from PNAS according to Retraction Watch.[12] As of 2022, concerns about the integrity of images in 52 articles coauthored by Semenza have been raised on PubPeer. This has led to investigations by the journals where these articles appeared, resulting in many corrections, retractions and expressions of concern.[13]
In 2023, additional papers in PNAS[14] and Oncogene[15] were retracted.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2023 10:36 PM (eOEVl)
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You mock, but we all know Nobel prizes are for the best of humanity.
Posted by: Barack Obama chatting with Yasser Arafat over a Ouija board at May 28, 2023 10:36 PM (kOpft)
Even David Gilmour agrees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:19 PM (s12c9)
He's a whole bag.
Posted by: BignJames
Speaking of David Gilmour.
https://youtu.be/1VjgyLpWkRI
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2023 10:37 PM (a175k)
Posted by: Archimedes
That'll show him!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 10:37 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Bob Zimmerman, literature guy at May 28, 2023 10:37 PM (eOEVl)
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The REAL Nobel categories of Medicine, Physics and Chemistry mean something. The others are worthless woke crap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:37 PM (s12c9)
Gee, and there were two other Nobel Fraud Winners mentioned in the story too....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 10:32 PM (Angsy)
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Now I know why I never got one. I'm just too damn honest!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:38 PM (MoZTd)
More scientific fraud. A prominent Johns Hopkins researcher and winner of the 2019 Nobel, has just had a bunch of papers retracted. For outright fraud:
https://tinyurl.com/2jla4the
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (Mzdiz)
I've been hearing about how science and medicine are seriously compromised these days.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 28, 2023 10:38 PM (Emce2)
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WHO?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:39 PM (s12c9)
The REAL Nobel categories of Medicine, Physics and Chemistry mean something. The others are worthless woke crap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:37 PM (s12c9)
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I'd might start to question Medicine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:39 PM (MoZTd)
Yep, We have grown old.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)
Victim of the Clot Shot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 10:40 PM (+fOe4)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
Sell the car.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 28, 2023 10:40 PM (BZZIt)
Posted by: Natty Bumpo at May 28, 2023 10:40 PM (Yvd2Y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We were all wondering at the BBQ but no one knew and it's too soon to ask.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 10:41 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
Sell the car.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 28, 2023 10:40 PM (BZZIt)
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Wait. We get a vote?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:42 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2023 10:42 PM (G0j4D)
And I don't think they even try to teach them to be aware of confirmation bias the last X decades.
So if you have little faith in big government, you should be pretty cynical of science, since the government picks who they fund and what they fund them to study. That shit is not limited to the AGW climate science BS.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:42 PM (3cGpq)
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Misinformation. Please let me know who said such things so I can have them arrested.
Posted by: Anthony F. ("retired") at May 28, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:44 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Eromero
Too many people on this planet.
Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at May 28, 2023 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Garbone at May 28, 2023 10:45 PM (OcGS+)
Science is funded by big government, with maybe a wee bit of medical research funded by folks donating to St Judes, etc.
__________
"The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocation, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.
"Yet in holding scientific discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite."
- President Dwight Eisenhower, 1961
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:46 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Ah the macabre. Gorey was a master. at May 28, 2023 10:46 PM (dhxes)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Eromero
Too many people on this planet.
Posted by: Paul Ehrlich
By Any And All Means Necessary!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Garbone at May 28, 2023 10:45 PM (OcGS+)
Well, if you had a Ford electric F150, 20 miles to Lowes would be about as much range as you could expect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 10:48 PM (+fOe4)
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I adore this kind of cocktail chatter!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:48 PM (s12c9)
There's a carwash here that uses a magnetic trigger. You can't take a Corvette or Avanti through it. It can't sense the presence of the car on the track.
Nature's way of telling you to hand wash fiberglass.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 28, 2023 10:49 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2023 10:49 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2023 10:49 PM (akQZV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (k1Qly)
I saw Mucus and Phlegm open for Flanders and Swann at the London Palladium in '72.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 10:50 PM (+fOe4)
I'm amazed just how much mucus and phlegm the human body can produce in 24 hours. Also amazed by the weird slow pressure release squeaks that my head has made in recent days.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (k1Qly)
_________
Also amazing: you will not lose any weight despite expelling 700 pounds of snot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2023 10:50 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 28, 2023 10:50 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Eromero
Too many people on this planet.
Posted by: Paul Ehrlich at May 28, 2023 10:45 PM
And you, sir, are one of them.
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:50 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (3cGpq)
His ilk were all about fighting The Man™ until they became The Man™ and were quite happy to be so.
Posted by: Hippie peace queers were actually Stalinists in bellbottoms at May 28, 2023 10:51 PM (dhxes)
Yep, We have grown old.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)
***
So...no bewbs then?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2023 10:51 PM (YGqO/)
The haters had better get right on that.
I'm nominating that ugly gal in the navy uniform that is part of the Biden administration.
You know who I mean, the uggo who used to be a man.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 10:52 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:44 PM (Uv0D2)
I also don't get the Grateful Dead but Pink Floyd does have some very good music:
Wish you were here,
Comfortably Numb,
Hey You,
Run Like Hell
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 28, 2023 10:53 PM (xcxpd)
Not as subtle as you expect.
It's the letter "H"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 10:53 PM (lIySD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 10:53 PM (63Dwl)
Yep, We have grown old.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)
***
So...no bewbs then?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2023 10:51 PM (YGqO/)
*leaves chat*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 28, 2023 10:53 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2023 10:53 PM (akQZV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 10:52 PM (0Htd1)
"Admiral" Levine? Still a man, albeit righteously fucked up. Not a woman, nor can ever be one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM (+fOe4)
The haters had better get right on that.
I'm nominating that ugly gal in the navy uniform that is part of the Biden administration.
You know who I mean, the uggo who used to be a man.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 10:52 PM (0Htd1)
Richard Levine? Still a man. A sick degenerate deluded fuckstick in a woman's naval dress uniform, but still a man.
Posted by: He's a MAN baybee! at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM (dhxes)
My '66 SBC half-ton gets 30 on the highway.
You might take a look at your carburetor.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: These fish sticks...on my mobile at Coronado Camp at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM (Pl4lF)
Posted by: These fish sticks...on my mobile at Coronado Camp at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM (Pl4lF)
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Cigarette?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 10:55 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 28, 2023 10:55 PM (Emce2)
The haters had better get right on that.
I'm nominating that ugly gal in the navy uniform that is part of the Biden administration.
You know who I mean, the uggo who used to be a man.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 10:52 PM (0Htd1)
Richard Levine? Still a man. A sick degenerate deluded fuckstick in a woman's naval dress uniform, but still a man.
Posted by: He's a MAN baybee! at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM
Probably still smells like poo.
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:55 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 28, 2023 10:56 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at May 28, 2023 10:56 PM (mAoKK)
Grateful Dead doesn't have as many good songs as Pink Floyd does.
Posted by: DB - at May 28, 2023 10:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:58 PM (3cGpq)
My '66 SBC half-ton gets 30 on the highway.
You might take a look at your carburetor.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 28, 2023 10:54 PM
I want a 64 F250 AF double cab 4X4 straight 6cyl 4 spd. The light blue model. Lottery ticket, right?
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 10:59 PM (Uv0D2)
Fight ME !!!!
by placing a plateful of chocolate chip cookies between us and see who can eat more …
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 28, 2023 10:59 PM (jonTH)
Hurts my motor to go so slow.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2023 10:59 PM (akQZV)
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 28, 2023 10:56 PM (jonTH)
Was she the UN scandal reporter? She did good work!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 11:00 PM (lIySD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well, "Admiral" Levine should sue whatever doctors did the work, because they did a piss poor job. And I don't even want to know what he/she looks like "down there". Yikes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 11:00 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 11:00 PM (0Htd1)
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Rumor has it that he's gone full Brazilian.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 11:02 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (3cGpq)
How can you have any pudding if you don't delete your meat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2023 11:03 PM (Zqeqr)
Grateful Dead doesn't have as many good songs as Pink Floyd does.
Posted by: DB - at May 28, 2023 10:56 PM (geLO
Grateful Dead had a lot of good songs, but few of them got much airplay. The album tracks are generally better than the live sets; too much jamming gets tedious if you are not really, really into the band. Here's a Dead song you never heard on radio, and it is straight-up country, with Pigpen McKernan on vocals:
https://youtu.be/Id0HUt4eNkU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 11:03 PM (+fOe4)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2023 11:03 PM (a175k)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2023 11:04 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 11:05 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2023 11:05 PM (akQZV)
Well, "Admiral" Levine should sue whatever doctors did the work, because they did a piss poor job. And I don't even want to know what he/she looks like "down there". Yikes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 28, 2023 11:00 PM-
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Once more unto the breach!
Posted by: Bravest sex-change surgeon EVER! at May 28, 2023 11:06 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: javems at May 28, 2023 11:06 PM (AmoqO)
I much prefer a good cocktail or two...I'm simple like that!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 11:06 PM (lIySD)
Posted by: Tom Servo
*Therrrrrrrre's a bathroom on the right*
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 11:07 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: javems at May 28, 2023 11:06 PM (AmoqO)
The Moon has its own gravity well, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 11:07 PM (+fOe4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 11:06 PM (lIySD)
That's probably why you still have a fully functional brain.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2023 11:08 PM (Zqeqr)
They're the Khmer Rouge, and it's always Year Zero.
Posted by: mnw at May 28, 2023 11:09 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 11:09 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2023 11:10 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Tom Servo
*Therrrrrrrre's a bathroom on the right*
Posted by: Tonypete at May 28, 2023 11:07 PM (qoGsy)
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Beats dancing with the chicken slacks,
Posted by: Sam Cooke at May 28, 2023 11:11 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 28, 2023 11:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: javems
It's a little known fact that the quantum background continuum is affected by gravity waves from a region in space called The Great Protractor, and this in turn has a probability axis that is in parallax with the ironic field
Hope this helps
Posted by: DB - at May 28, 2023 11:12 PM (geLO8)
They're the Khmer Rouge, and it's always Year Zero.
Posted by: mnw at May 28, 2023 11:09 PM
Congratulations! You said the secret word!
-said in Groucho Marx voice
wiggles eyebrows.
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 11:12 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 10:47 PM (3cGpq)
I suspect it is actually "anti-Thatcher" art, like most British art at the time.
Sort of like how They Live is an anti-Reagan film. Prophetic, but not the way it was intended.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 11:12 PM (xhaym)
I'm beginning to think that my '09 Civic will be the last car I buy and that I should get a parts car for it soon.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 28, 2023 11:13 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 28, 2023 11:08 PM (Zqeqr)
Ah.
You haven't talked to my wife!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 28, 2023 11:14 PM (lIySD)
Posted by: Climax at May 28, 2023 11:15 PM (4I/2K)
It's only the 28 th here.
Posted by: Natty Bumpo
Hush, young one. Monkeypox Pride Month will come. It will come ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2023 11:15 PM (5pZqO)
Hope this helps
Posted by: DB - at May 28, 2023 11:12 PM (geLO
Ah.
Posted by: javems at May 28, 2023 11:16 PM (AmoqO)
https://archive.is/fI47V
It's a worthwhile read. Even provides a very simple rebuttal to the criticisms of Desantis regarding the Disney/Reedy Creek kerfuffle.
It's a bit too long to read on the shitter. Don't want to take do long you wind up with a crusty asshole.
Posted by: Robert at May 28, 2023 11:16 PM (1Yy3c)
I read a book reviewing "1984" from the perspective of the real 1984. It was a bunch of essays by British academics, who unanimously agreed that Orwell had done a great job of describing the Thatcher regime.
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 11:16 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 11:17 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 11:16 PM (2tUFv)
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Fascism looms over the Right, but always seems to land on the Left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2023 11:18 PM (s12c9)
Gosh, I wonder what will happen?
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 11:19 PM (2tUFv)
Gosh, I wonder what will happen?
Posted by: Five Days Until Pride Month! at May 28, 2023 11:19 PM (2tUFv)
Rishi Sunak, about as "conservative" as Biden's withered left testicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 11:21 PM (+fOe4)
Grateful Dead doesn't have as many good songs as Pink Floyd does.
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Not going to argue this either way, since this is a matter of personal taste. I'll just note that I have always regarded both Wish You Were Here and American beauty as sublime works. Both have been known to bring a tear or two to my eyes when the mood is right.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 28, 2023 11:22 PM (xikTf)
https://tinyurl.com/PredictAI
Sleep tight.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 28, 2023 11:22 PM (ZSK0i)
111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111111111111111
111111111111111115
Great, now IT Cat's typing in binary. Can someone please translate?
Posted by: pookysgirl welcomes our cat overlords at May 28, 2023 11:22 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2023 10:50 PM (+fOe4)
Flanders and Swann . . . First and Second Law [of thermodynamics]
https://youtu.be/VnbiVw_1FNs
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 11:24 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to survive the cat battles at May 28, 2023 11:25 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2023 11:25 PM (a175k)
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Everything that guys just said is...
Oh wait, no that's actually right.
Posted by: The Doctor at May 28, 2023 11:26 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: pookysgirl welcomes our cat overlords at May 28, 2023 11:22 PM (dtlDP)
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2 and 5 ain't binary. To hex with your cat!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2023 11:28 PM (Dzf2t)
Posted by: DB - at May 28, 2023 11:28 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at May 28, 2023 11:29 PM (DhOHl)
really? ok, if you insist, I'll turn it back on.
Posted by: Triggley-puff at May 28, 2023 11:30 PM (jGwUX)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at May 28, 2023 11:31 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 28, 2023 11:32 PM (3cGpq)
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Nope. You just need a black Dodge Charger.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 28, 2023 11:33 PM (xikTf)
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Wait?
There is a shower cam?
I swear i was cleaning it, and it just 'went off'.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 28, 2023 10:15 PM (3CCua)
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(.... from gun thread?) hair trigger? (and you know which hair, you rascal)
Posted by: Ciampino -- % of men racing is? at May 28, 2023 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
P is for Parton who has really nice
Posted by: But I'm no Muldoon at May 28, 2023 11:34 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2023 11:35 PM (AxN/S)
Posted by: Herman's Hermits at May 28, 2023 11:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2023 11:28 PM (Dzf2t)
Oh, that's funny, especially since the other cat's name is... Hexadecimal!
Posted by: pookysgirl did not name the cats at May 28, 2023 11:36 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 28, 2023 11:36 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2023 11:36 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2023 11:37 PM (akQZV)
***
This is INJUSTICE!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 28, 2023 11:37 PM (vHIgi)
Posted by: Aha at May 28, 2023 11:37 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 28, 2023 11:39 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 11:39 PM (63Dwl)
I made the stew with discount "taco meat" that I got in the store. Beef, but pretty much all the bits that were cut off in butchering with a fair amount of connective tissue. Marinating it for 24 hours breaks down the fibers, and cooking it at a hard simmer with veg for about an hour makes it tender.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 11:40 PM (xhaym)
....... problem that gives me pause:
....... We couldn't move. (TBC)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:14 PM (JrN/x)
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I see what you did there ....!
Posted by: Ciampino --- % of men racing is? at May 28, 2023 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2023 11:35 PM (AxN/S)
He whose research supports the current thing gets the government's funding.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2023 11:40 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Ciampino --- % of men racing is? at May 28, 2023 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Lol! I didn't!!
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 11:41 PM (JrN/x)
P is for Parton who has really nice
Posted by: But I'm no Muldoon at May 28, 2023 11:34 PM (DhOHl)
....hits?
Posted by: reason at May 28, 2023 11:42 PM (TkV8C)
Posted by: Lock him up at May 28, 2023 11:42 PM (DhOHl)
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Yeah, that occurred to me when I posted that comment. They recovered the green Mustang that McQueen drove from a Mexican junkyard some years ago. I'd like to think that black Charger survived as well somehow, but probably not.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 28, 2023 11:43 PM (xikTf)
Posted by: Just ask Willie at May 28, 2023 11:44 PM (DhOHl)
been sayin' that
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 28, 2023 11:39 PM (sJHOI)
To elaborate:
Everything is rigged.
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.
Posted by: Unabridged version at May 28, 2023 11:44 PM (dhxes)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2023 11:37 PM (akQZV)
More like a boom, wasn't it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2023 11:45 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It was about that time when I became withdrawn. You may want to get some tissue before watching these.
Bullitt Mustang and Charger chase
https://youtu.be/FJZ-BHBKyos
Fast and Furious Charger and Supra race
https://youtu.be/L_Cb1OepkY8
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2023 11:45 PM (a175k)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 28, 2023 11:45 PM (CHHv1)
F is for Fauci who lied like a rug.
Posted by: Lock him up
R is for Rachel who got sqashed like a bug.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2023 11:47 PM (VGg6T)
Posted by: reason at May 28, 2023 11:47 PM (TkV8C)
46 FWP part deux:
The gas station attendant had to turn off the car wash so the scraper would retract and we could leave. It was a disturbing few minutes, and then it hit us: what if you are caught in a riot in the middle of the road? Or if someone stands in front of your car with a weapon and intent to harm? The car was completely shut down - no backing up, no going forward. The object had to be removed in order for the sensors to allow the car to be turned on. Would appreciate Horde think on this situation.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
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If you had read the 652 page manual you would have noted the line that says: 'Always reverse into a car wash - easier for the rollers to strip off radio aerials, etc.'
Posted by: Ciampino - Who do you think you are, some kind of hexagon of virtue? at May 28, 2023 11:49 PM (qfLjt)
I wish Pooky was up. He could probably tell you the military branch or agency that commonly orders that particular boot, since he used to order boots for his USAF unit and his civilian job.
Posted by: pookysgirl's putting a 10 down for fibbies at May 28, 2023 11:49 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Needs a jumpsuit at May 28, 2023 11:50 PM (DhOHl)
is for Richard...
In a Ghillie Suit High on a Peak...
Though he jest this time...
the future may not be of my speech...
AI BURMASHAVE!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 28, 2023 11:50 PM (UsQA1)
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'Emesis' bag, as I was informed by the EMT's. As though I cared.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2023 11:51 PM (yMEwp)
Posted by: It was Arkancide at May 28, 2023 11:52 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2023 11:09 PM (JrN/x)
Moki, it's probably not safe to assume Toyota and Subaru have the same programming procedures. I just linked that video as an example, not knowing your specific car make.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 28, 2023 11:53 PM (Emce2)
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E is for Epstein and all of his minions.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at May 28, 2023 11:54 PM (xikTf)
He ate 77 and died of emesis
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2023 11:55 PM (xhaym)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=T97ovMtLD-4
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 28, 2023 11:57 PM (Emce2)
Why are companies leaving California?
I’ve pulled out notable phrases that company leaders mentioned when explaining their decision to leave California. Here are some samples to give you an idea:
There were “some symmetries in the way that the Bay Area works that just didn’t really work well for us”
symmetries?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Who do you think you are, some kind of hexagon of virtue? at May 28, 2023 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
C is for Cuomo who should be with him now.
Posted by: I can do this all night at May 29, 2023 12:00 AM (DhOHl)
Is for OBAMA...
who runs this country still...
His wife is just his boyfriend...who tries to fake
our will
to be done with them all...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 12:00 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:00 AM (a175k)
D is for Dylan, a he/she/it mental fruit.
Posted by: Now do Targay at May 29, 2023 12:04 AM (DhOHl)
P is for Perry, laid low by a rock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:06 AM (+fOe4)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=c2xN9rSiPFg
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=q-wWkJl5T_I
Again, I'm not sure what's applicable in your situation, but maybe these links will get you started in the right direction.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 29, 2023 12:06 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:07 AM (a175k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2023 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
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T is for Treadwell, a meal for a bear
B is for Biden, who has plugs for hair
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 12:07 AM (s12c9)
B is for Beau, he died in Iraq
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 29, 2023 12:11 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:00 AM (a175k)
It's their shared destruction of other human beings that I think keeps their marriage together. They can look at each other in public and smile/smirk knowing what they know and who they've killed. IMAO, the Clintons have, to this day, real power. There's no doubt in my mind Blow Job Billie is a serial rapist, aided and abetted by the AR State Police. Cankles is one mean SOB who never forgets a slight and always gets even. They really are made for each other.
Posted by: RickZ at May 29, 2023 12:11 AM (emlEe)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=c2xN9rSiPFg
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 29, 2023 12:11 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2023 12:13 AM (63Dwl)
Any good fishing stories? The bustards killed the Salmon Season off the coast of Cali this year so I am ready to start flinging poo on every Fish&Game warden I come across so...
yeah...ya may not be as enflamed as I about this ...still...
we should fling poo!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 12:14 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 28, 2023 10:38 PM (Emce2)
If it's on the internet, it's vewy vewy suspect!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anon at May 29, 2023 12:16 AM (+huLN)
Posted by: Emmie
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WebMD + AI > Dr. House.
Posted by: Obamacare at May 29, 2023 12:18 AM (+huLN)
Like frog's hair, you just cannot see it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:18 AM (+fOe4)
In real life, the Bullitt Charger would have no problem handling that Mustang.
In all aspects. If you look, in one scene the Ford is reversing and one tire is going up in smoke. That signals an open differential, plus the car shows bad wheel hop. Not much of a performance vehicle.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 29, 2023 12:19 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)
We have a joke about that in our household. "I saw it on the internet, so it must be true!"
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 29, 2023 12:21 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2023 12:21 AM (+huLN)
The one is the other, so what's the use?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:21 AM (+fOe4)
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 29, 2023 12:21 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 12:22 AM (Vwz3I)
In rebuttal it was driven by Steve McQueen. Plus it was a Mustang. I am declaring victory here
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:22 AM (a175k)
In all aspects. If you look, in one scene the Ford is reversing and one tire is going up in smoke. That signals an open differential, plus the car shows bad wheel hop. Not much of a performance vehicle.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Yeah, I notice the wheel hop every time. Poor axle control. OTOH, on the first jump, when the Charger landed, it broke all four shock mounts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2023 12:23 AM (+huLN)
'Cuz they really love homos and really hate nuns.
Posted by: Black babies don't matter at May 29, 2023 12:24 AM (DhOHl)
Who plays the damned thing with his upright penis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:24 AM (+fOe4)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 12:22 AM (Vwz3I)
Ah, too bad. I just rewatched his greatest miss last night again on YT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 29, 2023 12:25 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2023 12:23 AM (+huLN)
Wait, wut? Movies aren't real? Faints dead away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:25 AM (+fOe4)
No yellow!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 29, 2023 12:26 AM (4I/2K)
Wait, wut? Movies aren't real? Faints dead away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Well, there was this one killer scene in 'Rust'...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2023 12:27 AM (+huLN)
Posted by: Mongo at May 29, 2023 12:27 AM (63Dwl)
Despite looking like "yellow" she's right in the red.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:27 AM (+fOe4)
Don't buy new cars. They have too many stupid modern things about them and they cost too much. For a fraction of the price you can buy something made circa 2000 which will be more reliable, easier to fix, and doesn't have any of that crap. If you have to put a couple grand into it you are still a mint ahead. I personally recommend finding the nicest 1998-05 Town Car that you can afford.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 29, 2023 12:29 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:30 AM (a175k)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 29, 2023 12:29 AM (3/XaG)
Or a Suburban, mid '90's to about 2008. Durable, comfortable, and if you have to run an Orc blockade, it has the mass to do it. And you can haul a metric fuckton of stuff under lock and key.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:32 AM (+fOe4)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at May 29, 2023 12:34 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Know anybody that has an extra one that is or might be for sale? I couldn't help myself
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:34 AM (a175k)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 29, 2023 12:35 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:00 AM (a175k)
I was quite amused when Bill wrote a fictional book with James Patterson few years back. Kind of an "Air Force One" style action story with the hero a young good looking President with a smart as a whip teenage daughter. He was also a widower. I'm guessing he wishes Hillary was on Ron Brown's plane.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 29, 2023 12:37 AM (z+89e)
Is marketing to queers and creepy pedophiles.
Posted by: Run away! at May 29, 2023 12:38 AM (DhOHl)
Is for Sorros who defiles our Republic and is in bed with our Major Tech of BezosZuckerbergGatesfuckathoreous...
The enemy of the Rebublic. Soon to be "MOST VALUED" by the CHICOMS.
If not already...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 12:39 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at May 29, 2023 12:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:39 AM (a175k)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:40 AM (+fOe4)
Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito
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Well, it was a Ford product, so 'Traction-Loc'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2023 12:42 AM (+huLN)
It's also for Biden, who has no f***ks to give.
Posted by: They're foreign invaders at May 29, 2023 12:43 AM (DhOHl)
If you want a quick, good handling, roomy and reliable sedan easy to find parts for you could do much worse than a P71 Ford.
I'm not a fan of Henrys, but these ARE good vehicles.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 29, 2023 12:44 AM (KATBx)
Is marketing to queers and creepy pedophiles.
K is for Khol's, getting in on the act
Selling pride clothes to three month olds in their devil's pact.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 29, 2023 12:44 AM (Bd6X8)
I'm not a fan of Henrys, but these ARE good vehicles.
Posted by: irongrampa
They are endorsed by Somali Uber drivers.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:46 AM (a175k)
We need to "UNFUCK" this present state of affairs within our REPUBLIC...no shit...like NOW!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 12:46 AM (UsQA1)
Kohl’s now too?
Quote Tweet: End Wokeness @EndWokeness · 6h
Kohl’s is pushing LGBTQ Pride for literal babies
https://tinyurl.com/mr2kz9ra
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 12:47 AM (Vwz3I)
The gay guy in the commercials is a god awful joke.
Posted by: Buy another brand at May 29, 2023 12:47 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 29, 2023 12:47 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 12:34 AM (a175k)
Heh. I have three of them. The '99 Chevy 1500 4X4 is dead on a car lot in Cedar City, UT. I think what happened is this: tranny cooler line blew, tranny lost fluid, dropped right out of drive, and cruise control opened throttle wide open, and engine spun a rod bearing. It lost oil pressure, and knocks like two skeletons fucking on a tin roof. Once I get my car trailer up to snuff, I will make a banzai run to Cedar City and fetch it home, with my 2008 3/4 ton 6 liter Suburban as the tow vehicle. It is up to the job.
The replacement for the '99 is another '99, a 3/4 ton 4X4 GMC 'burb with the LS 454 engine in it, which I bought off the dealer in Cedar City. Needs some minor fixing up, but engine and tranny are solid, and got good gas mileage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:48 AM (+fOe4)
Posted by: Henri, le Chat Noir at May 29, 2023 12:50 AM (aD39U)
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"There's only one place to sheath your knife if you're not wearing pants!"
-- Pothole Pete Bootygag
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist at May 29, 2023 12:52 AM (sJSOG)
Bella disappeared from her family's home three years ago, after she jumped over the backyard fence.
Justin Shattuck, Bella's owner, thought he would never see the dog again.
Bella somehow made her way to Jackson, Michigan, about 40 miles south of Shattuck's home in Lansing.
[sock link with photos]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 12:53 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 29, 2023 12:53 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2023 12:57 AM (+fOe4)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 12:22 AM (Vwz3I)
Ah, too bad. I just rewatched his greatest miss last night again on YT.
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"I didn't even know you were Jewish."
-- Johnny Carson, R.I.P. (Mister we could use a man like Johnny Carson again ...)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist at May 29, 2023 01:00 AM (sJSOG)
Posted by: Adriane the Discreet Critic . . . at May 29, 2023 01:00 AM (jonTH)
Is for "Nightwatch" and my country tis of thee.
I will not give up til my dying breath
to keep my country's liberty...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 01:01 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 01:05 AM (Mzdiz)
-- Johnny Carson
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https://tinyurl.com/ycyp2can
1:13 video!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 01:06 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)
On First of May, is the May-polings. Girls are now prepare hair, young men cavort in anticipation.
Grandfathers and Grandmothers smile, work in farms and gardens.
Youngs are frolic, youthful energies directed to both planting and distillation.
Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at May 29, 2023 01:08 AM (iAPSy)
There are many vicious arguments going on ALL OVER THE INTERNET about millions of topics.
It's ALL LIES! But not as full of lies as the media. If the media is saying it, you know it's not true and then you wonder what the point of the deception is.
I saw a hilarious compilation of the covid lies and the vax lies and it was fucking hysterical.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 01:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 01:16 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 01:17 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 29, 2023 01:18 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I, for one, would laugh
Posted by: Officially Covid-Free Miklos at May 29, 2023 01:20 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 01:16 AM (Vwz3I)
And with a (presumably) yellow scarf, like the Thuggee cult would do.
Posted by: pookysgirl knows too many weird things at May 29, 2023 01:26 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I, for one, would laugh
Posted by: Officially Covid-Free Miklos at May 29, 2023 01:20 AM (iAPSy)
MSM is trying to say Mike Flynn... who was a victim of a government conspiracy... is somehow a whacko because he is somehow connected to a dating site called "PureBlood"... for those not vaccinated.
Uh....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2023 01:29 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 29, 2023 01:17 AM (Vwz3I)
Musk just told the EU to go to hell about freedom of speech...
Fucking Epic IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2023 01:31 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Officially Covid-Free Miklos at May 29, 2023 01:20 AM (iAPSy)
Covid lies are funny!
Posted by: Jimmy Dore at May 29, 2023 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: moviegique at May 29, 2023 01:32 AM (asXVI)
And that is why I didn't take the experimental gene therapy.
I recall a discussion from over 20 years ago regarding DNA "enhancements" and all of the "smart guys" were on board for this as-yet-nonexistent technology. I was not. It was like the Frankenstein monster to me. God did not create me as I am to be a lab rat for Satan's minions.
Posted by: Jimmy Dore at May 29, 2023 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Unless they are on a Keto diet of glacial melt water and home-distilled moonshine.
And pork, beef, and me.
Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Miklos-Ripper at May 29, 2023 01:42 AM (iAPSy)
The bigger question for the Human Race, is that we have no idea of what these Gene Therapy shots will do long term.
They studied for 10 months... when it should have been studied for 20 years.
Yeah... Pure Blood here... only one in my immediate family... funny how I never got Covid, yet 5 of them said they did get it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2023 01:43 AM (oHd/0)
If you want a quick, good handling, roomy and reliable sedan easy to find parts for you could do much worse than a P71 Ford.
I'm not a fan of Henrys, but these ARE good vehicles
There is very little actual difference between the P71, the regular Vic, the Grand Marquis, and the Town Car. As you move up the price ladder, you get nicer interiors and more insulation. As far as the suspension, you can use whichever setup you want as to the tradeoff between ride and handling level. Biggest difference between them all is rear air suspension or not (and you can easily put coils on a Townie) and the rack and pinion steering on 2003 and up.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 29, 2023 01:43 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: John Casey at May 29, 2023 01:46 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
"Oh Jimmy sock, when are you coming back.."
https://tinyurl.com/53h5vabw
Posted by: Late Nite DJ Wolfman Miklos at May 29, 2023 01:46 AM (iAPSy)
Tomorrow is a day in part of quiet contemplation of and prayers for those who sacrificed all in service to this beloved country.
It's been an honor to have participated in the defense of my nation albeit in a very minor way. Were it possible, I'd do it again in an eyeblink.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 29, 2023 01:51 AM (KATBx)
They studied for 10 months... when it should have been studied for 20 years.
Yeah... Pure Blood here... only one in my immediate family... funny how I never got Covid, yet 5 of them said they did get it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 29, 2023 01:43 AM (oHd/0)
Who knows what or how long they studied anything. They lie and lie and lie. Lies wrapped within other lies. I think they were seeking to eliminate anyone sucking off the Medicare teat, frankly. I don't even know what the "disease" really is, let alone the "cure."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 29, 2023 02:00 AM (KATBx)
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Biscuits' kittens ON VIDEO eating solid food.
There's another photo update, #64, at link below.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
Posted by: Ciampino - felines, cats, kitties at May 29, 2023 02:02 AM (qfLjt)
Though my service was during a period of "non conflict"...
I will honor my #1 with his 5 combat tours in Iraq and the Afgan.
He now works with the VA, ensuring vets get the help that they need at the VA West Los Angeles.
He does indeed kick ass and take names as is his Marine Corps Doctrine... and his upper management has taken notice...he is ALL about the vets...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 02:05 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Juni-pers?
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 29, 2023 02:07 AM (BZZIt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
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The REAL Nobel categories of Medicine, Physics and Chemistry mean something. The others are worthless woke crap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
>You know the kind of person who truly deserved a Nobel?
Guys like Denis Papin, inventor of what would become the pressure cooker. Give this guy a Nobel in the food thread for innovation and healthy living. I love my pressure cooker, on a level equal to the microwave.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 29, 2023 02:12 AM (KVGVf)
Was IN FACT CHICOM ASYMETRICAL WARFARE
TRUMP was HAD by his own deep state fake advisors and the clown Dr. Fauci...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 02:15 AM (UsQA1)
I remember how I always believed in the greatness of this country and the purity of our leaders' motives.
Now I can see that "The Great Satan" is more apt. People like Lindsey Graham are absolutely dripping with evil. There is so much evil in the halls of power in the US that they're like pigs fighting over offal in Satan's filthy trough.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 02:21 AM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Don't know and it bugs the hell out of me.
Posted by: RickZ at May 29, 2023 02:21 AM (emlEe)
Trump?
Oh you better fucking believe it!!
Because NONE of the other candidates have been thru the CRUCIBLE OF THE SWAMP and have come out intact.
THAT IS A FACT!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 02:22 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 02:26 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: June at May 29, 2023 02:27 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Don't know and it bugs the hell out of me.
Posted by: RickZ
June 1st is the first day of the 6 months of Pride month. I heard Target has gay flags.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 29, 2023 02:28 AM (a175k)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Publius drives tractor in a vest and tie, while Miley pretends to speak Hungarian and makes hotscakes.
Posted by: Miklos would almost swear to that at May 29, 2023 02:36 AM (iAPSy)
We could be played once again just like the "RED WAVE" in 2022.
Not trusting any of the republican's at this juncture...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 02:38 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: The ladies call me "Three Minute Miklos" at May 29, 2023 02:38 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 29, 2023 02:40 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 02:40 AM (UsQA1)
Posted by: Sincere Miklos at May 29, 2023 02:41 AM (iAPSy)
My uncle and Dad are very big into genealogy and checking the family history. They were discussing it while we were driving around yesterday. My Uncle seemed to be on a kick about trying to identify who in the family histories could read and write (this would be people in the first generation families in Indiana- roughly 1840s to 60s.)
They were discussing some of the conditions for the soldiers of the Civil War on both sides (lack of food, footwear, poor sanitation) and I was struck again by something: how did the leaders of either side view their people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 02:42 AM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)
We could be played once again just like the "RED WAVE" in 2022.
Not trusting any of the republican's at this juncture...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 29, 2023 02:38 AM (UsQA1)
I would say that the model is the Tea Party. This time they seem to be going less for the cooption and then dissipation, but they are having to be more... aggressive in trying to tamp it down. I think that is the real reason the jacknuts do not try to defend or at least speak for the J6 guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 29, 2023 02:45 AM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 29, 2023 02:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Redneck Hiku by Miklos at May 29, 2023 02:53 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Observant self-Correcting Miklosbot at May 29, 2023 02:55 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Ciampino -- felines, cats, kitties at May 29, 2023 03:01 AM (qfLjt)
https://t.co/uGzcpkicPZ
Posted by: Ciampino --- felines, cats, kitties at May 29, 2023 03:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 03:06 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ciampino
What is "Kohl's"
Are they fascist?
I will ask Miguelita.
Posted by: Your Elites More Bettereres at May 29, 2023 03:06 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 03:06 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Friends of Skip and JT at May 29, 2023 03:07 AM (iAPSy)
Posted by: Weird Old Man in Mysterious Pet Shop at May 29, 2023 03:14 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 29, 2023 03:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 03:21 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 29, 2023 03:24 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JT at May 29, 2023 03:29 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Miklos in best Nixon on Laugh-In voice at May 29, 2023 03:31 AM (iAPSy)
cofveve
Posted by: m at May 29, 2023 03:36 AM (4tUZx)
They criticized the new Little Mermaid movie as not being kinky enough.
NTY's critic must have missed this scene (language warning):
https://tinyurl.com/mu5ksjwu
(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 03:42 AM (Dzf2t)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 29, 2023 03:47 AM (Dzf2t)
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Posted by: Jennifer Harris at May 29, 2023 03:59 AM (Pu2Cz)
B is for Basil, Assaulted by Bears...
Hey Wolfus, I tried to Ax ya earlier...
Did you ever work at KBON?
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