Quick Hits

A server alleges that Alec Baldwin berated her when she politely asked him to clear an aisle so that her team of servers could serve food to people at the PEN gala.

Not only did Baldwin patronize her and refuse to budge, but as she was walking away, he called her "a peasant."

In a couple of days he'll be claiming this poor woman is his "friend." "I had dinner with her, just like I had dinner with that bitchy camerawoman who got what was coming to her!"

The woman -- who does not wish to be named -- tells Page Six the alleged incident began when the "30 Rock" alum was blocking the servers' path as dinner was starting to be served.
"I'm a sweep leader," she explains, "which means I basically tell the waiters when to put down the plates and we have to do it in a certain order."
"I was going to feed the head of the table but that's who he was talking to, so I go up to him and I say, 'I'm sorry sir, but we're going to have servers walking through the tables here in a minute.'"
She adds that she understood Baldwin, 65, wanted to schmooze with his pal but "me and my servers have a job to do."
She says the comment set the hot-headed actor off.
"So when is it a good time to talk to my friends?" she claims Baldwin patronizingly asked.
The server shares that she "did not expect that kind of reaction" and claims that he was clearly "very agitated" and even added, "Do I have to explain it to you?"

He meant: "Do I have to explain that I am important, and you and your peasant workers are simply not? Are you going to force me to explain this to you, peasant-girl?"

Not wanting to exacerbate the situation, she says she replied that he didn't need to explain it.
"Well then step aside," "The Departed" star allegedly said.
"Afterwards, many of my co-workers came up to me and said, 'Do you know what he said while you were walking away?' I didn't catch it because I was focused on my work but apparently he was calling me a peasant," she claims, and was "clearly mad that I told him kindly, 'Excuse me.'"
...

"What could he say?" she said. "I approached him nicely, I was basically doing my job."
Last week, a separate source alleged that the actor "was scolding" the server, adding that it was a "quick" interaction that went unnoticed by many.
Earlier in the evening, Baldwin put on a loved-up display with wife, Hilaria, 39 for their first red carpet appearance since his "Rust" shooting charges were dropped last month.
Baldwin's reps did not reply to our multiple attempts for comments on the alleged incident.

Alec Badlwin is like school on a Sunday: guilty of manslaughter.

This video of a woman melting down at an airport is something.

The New York Times won't let you quit your subscription without a fight. When you attempt to unsubscribe, they put you through a long automated script to convince you t o change your mind. So this guy set up ChatGPT to go though that hell on his behalf. Enjoy seeing an AI arguing with an automated script. There'll be a lot of Dueling AI scripts in the future.

Megyn Kelly: Fox News warned Irena Briganti that she would be "fired" if she didn't stop leaking to her leftwing press frenz about Tucker Carlson. Megyn Kelly says that Fox executives told her she would be fired if she leaked after the New York Times published an article about leaked video in which he called some unknown woman possibly "yummy." The video almost certainly came from Fox.

She also says that a woman on the board of Fox, who has ties to Goldman Sachs and a Soros hedge management fund, is suspected of being involved in the leaking against Carlson.

Last week she pointed out that after Tucker Carlson's lawyer sent Fox a warning letter informing them they were breaching their contract by leaking against Carlson, the leaks to Media Matters and the New York Times suddenly stopped.

Remember when "Second Husband" Doug Emhoff and Jill Biden shared an open-mouthed kiss at the State of the Union? Making Joe Biden the first president to be cvcked on live television?

(No wonder David French is such a Biden super-fan.)

Well, Andrew Stiles has further updates.

What happened: First lady Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D., shocked the world by making out with Vice President Kamala Harris's husband, Doug Emhoff, during her own husband's State of the Union address in February. Earlier this week, the political power couple was spotted leaving a SoulCycle class in Georgetown.
Why it matters: According to a Washington Free Beacon analysis, the only reason a straight man would ever go to a SoulCycle class with a female "friend" would be to stare at her butt. We noticed that Doug is walking behind Dr. Jill. Coincidence?
By the numbers: Emhoff is 22 years younger than President Joe Biden, and just 5 years older than Hunter Biden, who once described his stepmother, Dr. Jill, as a "selfish silly entitled c--t."
Crucial context: The Biden family has a long history of marital irregularity.

Nebraska Democrat absolutely melts down over our poor precious trannies.

I don't know whether it is an overstatement to suggest people with "gender dysphoria" have a mental illness, or whether there is a social contagion at work (like the anorexia epidemic among young women a couple decades ago that ultimately faded out to a large extent), but scenes like this state legislator in Nebraska aren't reassuring that there's a rational defense of the trans-phenomenon.

Two bills -- one banning abortion after 12 weeks, and one banning trans "care" for underaged children -- were merged into one bill, passed by the legislature, and sent to the governor for signature.

This is her reaction.

This bloated blue bratwurst needs a better, higher-powered vibrator.

This is insane pic.twitter.com/gspOJF7bcc
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 22, 2023

The head coach of the WNBA team the Phoenix Mercury (so gay) is shocked that the venue wasn't sold-out for the return of Britney Griney, the dope-smoking scofflaw that Biden gave up a terrorist arms dealer to get back.

I'm shocked that she's shocked.

The Phoenix Mercury were on the road to start the 2023 WNBA season as the team took on the Los Angeles Sparks at the Crypto.com Arena in Brittney Griner's official return to the floor.
...
Because it was her return, Mercury head coach Vanessa Nygaard was expecting a much fuller arena.
"I mean, it was great. But like honestly, c'mon now LA. We didn't sell out the arena for BG?" Nygaard said. "Like, I expected more, you know, to be honest. Right, it was great, it was loud. But how was it not a sellout? How was it not a sellout?"

Because no one cares about the WNBA.

Here's my policy on men in women's sports: they're not allowed to compete in women's sports, period. Except -- I will allow them to play in the WNBA, just so it's not so cringe.

...
The arena could fit about 19,068 and about 10,396 people came to the game, according to ESPN. The Sparks' average attendance is more than 5,600. The team finished 13-23 last season and haven't been to the playoffs since the 2020 coronavirus-impacted season.

Video of the coach, here.

Karen Townsend writes about Kamala Harris, who is apparently now the WNBA Czar in addition to being the Border Czar and Artificial Intelligence Czar.

When Kamala and Doug met with Brittney and her wife in a small room off the locker rooms, she told her how wonderful she was before the detention. Remember, Griner was a political activist who refused to honor the national anthem before games, for example. She was vocal in anti-America rhetoric. Kamala called it courageous.
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Kamala's speech in the locker room was, well, interesting, at a certain point. She wanted to compliment the team for supporting Griner during her imprisonment.

"You are some of the finest athletes in the world, and to do what you do every day shows that it is right to have ambition," she said. "It is right to have aspirations. It is right to work hard. It is right to compete when you know you have put everything into it; when you have trained, when you have discipline, when you have intelligence, and when you have brilliance."
She added, "It makes me so proud as Vice President of the United States to go around the world talking to folks about a variety of issues, and one of the subjects that does come up is the WNBA. [The world] is watching what you guys are doing, lifting up the excellence of the finest athletes in the world."

No one brings up the Phoenix Mercury in Phoenix, but Kamala wants to convince us they're Topic A all over the world? Shyeah.

New Bud Light Endorsement? pic.twitter.com/COXezXgsjc
— C3PMeme (@C3PMeme) May 20, 2023

Mount Etna erupts, raining ash on Catania, halts flights to Sicily's Catania airport

VC: Massimiliano Salfi#Volcano #Italy #MountEtna #Etna #Eruption #Sicily #Catania #Sicilia #Viral #Climate #Ceniza #Adrano pic.twitter.com/bZBQjNZDrM
— Earth42morrow (@Earth42morrow) May 21, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:26 PM

Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 06:30 PM (ncXxy)

2 Good time for a nood. Last one could’ve gotten cantankerous.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 06:31 PM (u73oe)

3 That bud lite video is creepy.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 06:31 PM (ncXxy)

4 >>>3 That bud lite video is creepy.....

have you seen the real one, that it's based on? It was posted at the end of the Midnight's Edge video I posted earlier, about Bud Light losing its ESG rating over this.

It's an ugly thing to watch.

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2023 06:32 PM (Q1g/O)

5 The Biden family has a long history of marital irregularity.

I read that as "a long history of mental irregularity."

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2023 06:32 PM (cTCuP)

6 I'd like it if we could combine the last two videos somehow...

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 22, 2023 06:32 PM (ftFVW)

7 Is that albino Down's Syndrome banjo boy endorsing Bud Light?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 06:33 PM (0FT0a)

8 Kamala

But tell me, are the "Women" in the NBA "biological" women? Are you creating some kind of hostile atmosphere for the brave trans-genders who also want to compete in the WNBA?

So, are you a "thought criminal"?

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 22, 2023 06:34 PM (vcOmj)

9 Happy to give up First in order to peruse the fine content.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

10 Fourth or fifth or whatever

Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2023 06:34 PM (8erNz)

11 3 That bud lite video is creepy.....

have you seen the real one, that it's based on? It was posted at the end of the Midnight's Edge video I posted earlier, about Bud Light losing its ESG rating over this.

It's an ugly thing to watch.

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2023 06:32 PM

And that is why we pay you the big bucks Ace....to watch the creepy videos that we don't want to see.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2023 06:35 PM (ncXxy)

12 The Biden family has a long history of marital irregularity.

I read that as "a long history of mental irregularity."
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2023 06:32 PM

One does not preclude the other, and in fact, they are likely synergistic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

13 Rolled into town on my usual run today. All of a sudden the intersection in front of me is stuffed with unmarked cars with blue and white flashers and large men with crew cuts, matching navy t-shirts, gunbelts, tactical pants and boots all over this corner house and yard, even turning stuff out on the lawn. I don't know what it was, either DEA, BATF, FBI or a Tweet Biden just didn't like...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 22, 2023 06:36 PM (8fxF+)

14 8. No jury in the world would covict Kamihamiha of being a _thought_ criminal. And any 2 minutes of her talking in public would lead to an instant dismissal of all charges.

Posted by: Bete at May 22, 2023 06:36 PM (cRKr0)

15 This video of a woman melting down at an airport is something.

It's been kicking around the internetz for a while. I think she was intoxicated. But she also appears to have one or more personality disorders. IIRC the dude broke up with this cnut shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Strong empowered women, you know at May 22, 2023 06:36 PM (09rn/)

16 >>>y. All of a sudden the intersection in front of me is stuffed with unmarked cars with blue and white flashers and large men with crew cuts, matching navy t-shirts, gunbelts, tactical pants and boots all over this corner house and yard, even turning stuff out on the lawn

Patriot Front march, most likely

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2023 06:36 PM (Q1g/O)

17 Michael Byrd points a gun at Ashley Babbitt, pulls the trigger, and murders her - does not even go to trial!

Alec Baldwin points a gun a Halyna Hutchins, pulls the trigger, and murders her - does not even go to trial!

I am starting to think if you are a Democrat in good standing with the party, you can murder women with no consequences.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:37 PM (HlyYF)

18 'marital irregularity'

Incest is irregular.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2023 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

19 Scott Adams drinks Butt Lite when he is feeling pretty?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 06:37 PM (ga8qR)

20 Did Emhoff grab a Dr Jill boob while tickling her tonsils?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 22, 2023 06:38 PM (0FT0a)

21 Marital irregularity, mental irregularity, bowel irregularity too I bet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2023 06:38 PM (RIvkX)

22 I am starting to think if you are a Democrat in good standing with the party, you can murder women with no consequences.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:37 PM (HlyYF)

Harrumpf!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 22, 2023 06:39 PM (PiwSw)

23 Honestly, enough of the Bud trashing. They donate to us guys!

Posted by: Don Jr at May 22, 2023 06:40 PM (cRKr0)

24 Is that Joe Biden's face on the Bud Light femdude?

Posted by: Emmie at May 22, 2023 06:40 PM (QMzwY)

25 Ooooh.... some leftist on leftist cat fight. You go Baldwin. Perhaps you'll be relegated to the kids table at chuck-e-cheese.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 06:40 PM (Q4IgG)

26 >>>18 'marital irregularity'
Incest is irregular.

Not if you schedule it right. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Shower of Youth" Biden at May 22, 2023 06:40 PM (Q1g/O)

27 Wow

Joey must be toast if Jill is fishing for Kamala's 'husband.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 06:40 PM (lOY7E)

28 If I ever see Arec Barwin I will have to really restrain myself from punching his big, dumb slab 'o' beef head. But it might be more like punching a bag of suet with a semi-solid rind.

Of course then he'd shoot me with his ACME prop gun, so I prolly wouldn't.

I don't use the word hate very often, but, yup...

holy fuck he's a prick. He's on my rather short list of shit-head actors I no longer watch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:41 PM (T/Lqj)

29 >> "The Departed" star

Baldwin was in The Departed?
I honestly can't remember him. Was it a cameo - wait, I guess only stars do cameos - was he an extra?

I remember the rat on the railing, but I don't remember him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 06:41 PM (j1jOR)

30 Ah, Sicily.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2023 06:41 PM (/xaUq)

31 Posting the video of a volcanic eruption directly below the Joe Biden Bud Light video was just coincidence, right Ace?

Right?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 06:41 PM (tp+tP)

32 I enjoyed this video today. (Though I suspect someone here has already linked and I just missed it...)

https://tinyurl.com/273bfhdx

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 22, 2023 06:41 PM (ftFVW)

33 So, are we booking spots for the Furherbunker already?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2023 06:42 PM (/xaUq)

34 Hunt For Red October is still great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2023 06:42 PM (/xaUq)

35 22 I am starting to think if you are a Democrat in good standing with the party, you can murder women with no consequences.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:37 PM (HlyYF)

Harrumpf!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 22, 2023 06:39 PM

I thought Ted's murderous ass was excused due to "Kennedy" privilege.

If ALL Democrats are allowed to slaughter women with impunity, then I am pretty sure that pistol-packing "Ettes will be the only women left on the planet.***

***Of course, that would still be a pretty good outcome!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:43 PM (HlyYF)

36 I sometimes fantasize that Arec was eaten by the sandworms in Beetlejuice.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 22, 2023 06:43 PM (ftFVW)

37 Baldwin was in The Departed?
I honestly can't remember him. Was it a cameo - wait, I guess only stars do cameos - was he an extra?

I remember the rat on the railing, but I don't remember him.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 06:41 PM (j1jOR)

He played a cop and a mentor of sorts to Matt Damon's character. He was in the movie enough to be noticed, but calling him "'The Departed' star" is kind of an overstatement. His character wasn't as important as Leo's or Damon's or Nicholson's, or heck, even Mark Wahlberg's.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 06:43 PM (tp+tP)

38 Don't forget the volcano near Mexico City.
Millions are evacuating, or so I read.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 06:44 PM (MeG8a)

39 My only exception for the Arec Barwin boycott is Team America: World Police. he was great in that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (T/Lqj)

40 Not only did Baldwin patronize her and refuse to budge, but as she was walking away, he called her "a peasant."

She should count herself fortunate. At least she didn't get shot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (aXxgO)

41 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (/xaUq)

42 25 Ooooh.... some leftist on leftist cat fight. You go Baldwin. Perhaps you'll be relegated to the kids table at chuck-e-cheese.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2023 06:40 PM

Good thing I am not invited to Lefty circle jerks.

I would have announced in my loudest voice, "It is time to serve dinner. Alec Baldwin has declared that everyone should be forced to wait on their food until he is done talking with his buddy!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (HlyYF)

43 "Doug Emhoff and Jill Biden shared an open-mouthed kiss at the State of the Union?"

Wait, wut?

I know I spent a few months in a tight bubble, but this is for real?

Of all the insane crap I have read today, this is the one item I never expected to read.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (5p7BC)

44 Reminder: Tim Scott tried to enter politics as a dem, but was told to wait in line before running. The GOP had an open spot on a county commissioner ticket, so he became a republican.
Also, he wants you to know he is a fighter. Nobody stood up to Trump more than he did. Stand up to FJB? Well... we have a country to unite, you know?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2023 06:46 PM (ynEI8)

45 Small bit of trivia...The young woman who is being penalized for using the term "biological woman" on her final project uses the Canvas Learning Management System for submitting her assignments...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

46 Clot shot. Bet on it.

Ray Stevenson, 'Thor' and ‘Punisher: War Zone’ actor, dead at 58

Ray Stevenson, a veteran actor of movies like "Punisher: War Zone," "Thor," "RRR" and major TV shows like "Vikings" and a Star Wars spinoff, has died at the age of 58, Fox News Digital can confirm.

A rep for Stevenson confirmed that he died on Sunday. No other details have been shared at this time.
Stevenson had been cast for a role alongside Rosario Dawson in Disney+’s upcoming Star Wars show "Ahsoka," which is a spinoff from the hit show "The Mandalorian."

tinyurl.com/34nw48hk

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2023 06:46 PM (X98Jy)

47 I know I spent a few months in a tight bubble, but this is for real?

Of all the insane crap I have read today, this is the one item I never expected to read.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (5p7BC)
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I don't blame you for sleeping through SOTU, but it was very real and it definitely happened for the world to see.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 06:47 PM (BpYfr)

48 I was surprised as anyone to find out the WNBA was still around.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 06:47 PM (u73oe)

49 Are we done talking about Vincent Ramasalami?

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

50 Holy shit that Biden Bud Light thing is creepy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)

51 I was surprised as anyone to find out the WNBA was still around.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2023 06:47 PM (u73oe)

It is??

Huh.

Anyway...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM (T/Lqj)

52 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM

Try waving a candy bar, and asking if he'd like a little nosh.

Posted by: Beetlejuice at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM (a3Q+t)

53 holy fuck he's a prick. He's on my rather short list of shit-head actors I no longer watch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:41 PM

It sure would be nice to bait him into throwing the first punch, and THEN showing him the difference between real men and Hollywood dilettantes!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM (HlyYF)

54 Of all the insane crap I have read today, this is the one item I never expected to read.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (5p7BC)

Do you think they are too... what, classy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM (/xaUq)

55 I would have announced in my loudest voice, "It is time to serve dinner. Alec Baldwin has declared that everyone should be forced to wait on their food until he is done talking with his buddy!"

"I'd say something but he would probably shoot me."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM (ga8qR)

56 I know I spent a few months in a tight bubble, but this is for real?

Of all the insane crap I have read today, this is the one item I never expected to read.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM (5p7BC)

See, this is exactly why I don't watch Biden's SOTUs.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM (tp+tP)

57 Not only did Baldwin patronize her and refuse to budge, but as she was walking away, he called her "a peasant."
........

I hope she spit in his soup.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

58 Airport Girl is a typical 8 year old adult.

Rather than act like a grown up and learn all about flying, checking in, pat downs, X-ray, rape and boarding passes, she melts down and fills her diaper in distress.

Typical democrat voter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2023 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

59 RonnieD: Hello, fellow MAGA's. I'm all for everything especially all the America First stuff which that Orange guy talked about. But, SC justices and abortion and everything like Trump, but not Trump. So, therefore...
Trump but not Trump. And OrangeMan is headed for prison! Do you hear me? Prison.

And also Trump can't win, so therefore, Karl Rove, Rinse Penis. GW, Jeb and a host of others all agree with me, that Trump can't win. So, vote for me. You've not seen crap yet!

#FRDS

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 06:49 PM (3byMq)

60 45 Small bit of trivia...The young woman who is being penalized for using the term "biological woman" on her final project uses the Canvas Learning Management System for submitting her assignments...

I'm trying to reverse the logo on her "track and field"(?maybe?) shirt to see what garbage Div I school this is. she is obviously very normal so likely an athlete herself.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 22, 2023 06:50 PM (w0NJk)

61 I seem to remember Stevenson was in a pretty good zombie Nazi movie "Outpost", with Richard Brake, who will have to play Tom Petty if they ever make a biopic about him.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2023 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

62 "Doug Emhoff and Jill Biden shared an open-mouthed kiss at the State of the Union?"

===

Wait, wut?

I know I spent a few months in a tight bubble, but this is for real?

Of all the insane crap I have read today, this is the one item I never expected to read.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 06:45 PM

To be fair, the rumours of a little French kissing are unsubstantiated.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

63 How was it not a sellout?"

This reminded me of Hillary's "why am I not up by 50 points" union speech.

There are some people who like the WNBA, and they go to games, but they have NEVER sold out, and won't because the play is crappy, the women are annoying, and their big star is a dude swapped for a gun running bad guy.

There's no win here. Why the hell would people show up?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 06:51 PM (0hOvj)

64 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Try waving a candy bar, and asking if he'd like a little nosh.
Posted by: Beetlejuice

Try ohashi.

Posted by: Nariyoshi Miyagi at May 22, 2023 06:51 PM (jzzG8)

65 The thing about the volcanoes is that they are perhaps more active than in the past. But, do we really know this? For all we know it could just be the next Ermegerd Crisis that we must address.

When I lived in Alaska in the Olden Times I could see two volcanos that were semi-active, and then Augustine erupted, dumping ash all over the snow in the town in which I lived.

I am very cynical about "news" cycles.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:51 PM (T/Lqj)

66 sucks about Mr Stevenson. another SADS event

they're taking out Gen X one at a time with this shot

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 22, 2023 06:51 PM (w0NJk)

67 So this guy set up ChatGPT to go though that hell on his behalf.

I was expecting something a little more menacing and World Conquering.

Sort of The New York Times vs The Forbin Project.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 06:51 PM (aD39U)

68 When will Brandon make a Bud Lite commercial?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 22, 2023 06:51 PM (TgBWG)

69 Staring at DOCTOR Jill's butt?
Why?

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

70 "I mean, it was great. But like honestly, c'mon now LA. We didn't sell out the arena for BG?" Nygaard said. "Like, I expected more, you know, to be honest. Right, it was great, it was loud. But how was it not a sellout? How was it not a sellout?"

Because the venue doesn't serve sammiches? Just spitballin'.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 22, 2023 06:52 PM (aXxgO)

71 Baldwin is usually great in anything he's in, but he's clearly a walking human disaster. He needs Jesus in a big way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)

72 "I'd say something but he would probably shoot me."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 22, 2023 06:48 PM

We know with 100% certainty that Baldwin DOES NOT carry concealed.

Otherwise, he would be deceased several times over from self-inflicted gunshot wounds. The man is an idiot (with a lower-case "i").

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:52 PM (HlyYF)

73 Biden/Emhoff

https://m.youtube.com/results?
sp=mAEA&search_query=
emhoff+jill+biden

Posted by: Emmie at May 22, 2023 06:53 PM (QMzwY)

74 55 I would have announced in my loudest voice,
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Baldwin was an ass, but as a waiter in a private venue the guest is always right and always to be deferred to. Always.

At most she could announce the aisles need to be cleared, but she shouldn't even have asked him directly. This is just my take - maybe I'm wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 06:53 PM (j1jOR)

75 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
........

Poop on the carpet always works for me.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

76 But how was it not a sellout? How was it not a sellout?"

Its women's Basketball

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2023 06:53 PM (bs+z0)

77 they're taking out Gen X one at a time with this shot
___

Praise be to God, some of us didn't take the clot shot.

Gonna have to take us out some other way.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2023 06:54 PM (tSv/L)

78 You know why the Left needs trans people? To keep the homosexuals on the Left's voting plantation and donating big bucks to the Demo-corrupt Party. How can they do that? By constantly saying that if the MAGA scum win the trans fight, then they will repeal gay marriage, then homosexual rights, and ultimately ban bi-racial marriage!

Scaremongering is all they have. They use it because it works. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2023 06:54 PM (AMIL/)

79 The Dr Jill Biden + Kamala's gigolo made me lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 06:54 PM (vHIgi)

80 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
........

Poop on the carpet always works for me.
Posted by: wth

Heard about that one.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 06:54 PM (q71KS)

81 Baldwin is usually great in anything he's in, but he's clearly a walking human disaster. He needs Jesus in a big way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 06:52 PM (0hOvj)

There are enough good movies out there to watch so that I can comfortably never see his giant Mardi-Gras head ever again.

I am cool with this decision. He's a fucking killer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:54 PM (T/Lqj)

82 Baldwin cannot go to Chuck E Cheese. When he tried, he got beaten up.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 22, 2023 06:55 PM (TgBWG)

83 And Mount Etna blows again shortly after having discovered two new skeletons in Pompeii!

Coincidence? I think not.

https://tinyurl.com/4mhbtwr5

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

84 Praise be to God, some of us didn't take the clot shot.

Don't be silly... It's perfectly saf..........

Posted by: Z clot shotter at May 22, 2023 06:56 PM (bs+z0)

85 Currently have a vixen and her five kits residing in our back yard.

They're cute and all, but wondering how long they're gonna be there.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2023 06:56 PM (tSv/L)

86 She added, "It makes me so proud as Vice President of the United States to go around the world talking to folks about a variety of issues, and one of the subjects that does come up is the WNBA. [The world] is watching what you guys are doing, lifting up the excellence of the finest athletes in the world."

Yes. That is authentic bullshit right there. First, she doesn't really travel that much, and the idea that people in Guatemala asked about the WNBA is...farfetched.

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 06:56 PM (pwExq)

87 RonnieD: re-constitutionalized!

Well, then.

A debate will give away RonnieD's stolen from Drumpf mannerisms. Bring.It.On.Ron.

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (3byMq)

88 Not surprised Baldwin thinks he's an aristocrat. He just got away with murder.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (Ud/Am)

89 All sorts of bad economic signals are out there.

Mortgage rate is 7%.
The average mortgage payment including mortgage, tax, insurance, and maintenance is now about $1,000 more a month than renting.

Mortgage applications in mid May are the lowest in 20 years.

https://tinyurl.com/484cxcvx

Posted by: bonhomme at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (eyxn4)

90 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You need a frog.

Posted by: Frog salesman at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (j1jOR)

91 Baldwin was an ass, but as a waiter in a private venue the guest is always right and always to be deferred to. Always.

This is just my take - maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 22, 2023 06:53 PM

You are of course correct, but it still would have been tempting to be in the wrong.

Baldwin was blocking all of the OTHER guests from getting their food.

Sometimes getting fired - when you are morally correct - is a good thing!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (HlyYF)

92 they're taking out Gen X one at a time with this shot
___

Praise be to God, some of us didn't take the clot shot.

Gonna have to take us out some other way.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2023 06:54 PM (tSv/L)>>

I am grateful my office did not force the issue. A rarity, it seems. Because I would not have submitted.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (T/Lqj)

93 Women playing basketball is boring to watch.
Women playing tennis is fun to watch.

Maybe women tennis players need cuter outfits.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (vHIgi)

94 Remember when "Second Husband" Doug Emhoff and Jill Biden shared an open-mouthed kiss at the State of the Union? Making Joe Biden the first president to be cvcked on live television?

(No wonder David French is such a Biden super-fan.)

That night DF cried into his pillow, wishing he too, could be cvcked on live television.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (Angsy)

95 Poop on the carpet always works for me.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 06:53 PM]/i]

Aim higher.

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

96 Currently have a vixen and her five kits residing in our back yard.

They're cute and all, but wondering how long they're gonna be there.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2023 06:56 PM (tSv/L)

Long enough to make a fox coat maybe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (aD39U)

97 and the idea that people in Guatemala asked about the WNBA is...farfetched.
Posted by: blaster

You spelled Phoenix wrong.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (q71KS)

98 "marital irregularity"? is that what the young people are calling it these days? how euphemistic of them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (v0mat)

99 Maybe women tennis players need cuter outfits.

**

I mean women basketball players
Duh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (vHIgi)

100 Maybe it is some weird game of Truth or Dare they are all playing to see how far they can go, and get the media to cover up for them.

Alec Baldwin says, "I bet I can kill a woman on the set and I will get away with it"

Jill says "ok, fine you got away with it. I'm going to french kiss the vice president husband on national television"

I don't want to know what they are going to do next, but I feel kind of sorry for Brinson. The guy just steal luggage and is headed to prison.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (5p7BC)

101 Is there anyone in the world who really refers to Greiner as BG?

Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (pwExq)

102 Bought some Aldi beer today (for nephew visit). White Tide and Wild Range.

No idea if they are decent ... but now it seems that White Tide might be racist, can there be a white tide that raises all (white?) boats? Surely this is White Supre-macy in the market place. I fear a blacklash.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (Cus5s)

103 "...discovered two new skeletons in Pompeii! "

I read that story. The big difference in these two are that they didn't die from the pyroclastic flow, rather they were crushed when a wall fell on them (from the earthquake) PRIOR to the main destructive blast.
If true, what a story in forensics.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (MeG8a)

104 Small bit of trivia...The young woman who is being penalized for using the term "biological woman" on her final project uses the Canvas Learning Management System for submitting her assignments...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 06:46 PM (BpYfr)

Oh yeah...didn't notice that.

The whole thing is just proof of how bug-eye nuts the teacher must be. Teachers at the college level, especially if they have a full classroom load, rarely have the time or the energy to do crap like this. Most of the time, you're just crossing your fingers that they'll give you work that's even halfway competent, so you can grade it quickly, move on, and breathe a sigh of relief that your end-of-semester stats will look that much better.

That this teacher went out of xer way to give the girl a 0/20 for "biological women" speaks volumes.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (tp+tP)

105 90 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You need a frog.
Posted by: Frog salesman at May 22, 2023 06:57 PM (j1jOR)

Talk to my agent. I'm not cheap.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

106 I'm pretty sure the Mt Etna eruption was caused by global warming. It's really the only logical conclusion.

Posted by: 496 at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (2DyrG)

107 Is there anyone in the world who really refers to Greiner as BG?
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (pwExq)

Brigadier General?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (T/Lqj)

108 Sometimes getting fired - when you are morally correct - is a good thing!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Only if you like to starve, look at all the people that took the shot *just* so they could go on feeding their families.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM (q71KS)

109 Jill is horny? LOL.

I liked the gentlemanly way Prof. John Nash put it.

"I could respond to my wife."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM (5u1+1)

110 Oooooh! RonnieD has just 'only begun to fight!'

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM (3byMq)

111 Popocatepetl
Some 25 million people live in a 60-mile radius of the volcano
AIIEEEE estampida de tacos de desayuno!

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

112 heh:

Trending
Turdeau

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM (jzzG8)

113 Is there anyone in the world who really refers to Greiner as BG?
Posted by: blaster at May 22, 2023 06:58 PM (pwExq)

Brigadier General?

Works better than "Big Guy."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (Bd6X8)

114 Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM (3byMq)

Give it a rest, nitwit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (aD39U)

115 90 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Spray it with hairspray.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (vHIgi)

116 85 Currently have a vixen and her five kits residing in our back yard.

They're cute and all, but wondering how long they're gonna be there.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2023 06:56 PM

Momma will begin killing small things and taking them back to the kits as they are starting to be weaned.

Please protect all of your "small creatures".

Otherwise - pretty cool!

We had a mated pair around our house, and they completely wiped out the local cottontail rabbit population.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (HlyYF)

117 Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM (3byMq)

raimondo, is that you?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (tp+tP)

118 Spray it with hairspray.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (vHIgi)

*flicks bic*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (aD39U)

119 Baldwin stunk in A Night At The Roxbury and Old School

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2023 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

120 LOL. I screwed it up.

"I could NOT respond to my wife."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:02 PM (5u1+1)

121 115 90 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Help me!

Posted by: David Hedison at May 22, 2023 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

122 Spray it with hairspray.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 07:01 PM (vHIgi)
---
Yep. Pretty much any aerosol spray will kill them. Hairspray, Lysol, whatever. It at least slows them down and knocks them out of the air eventually.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 07:03 PM (BpYfr)

123 Please protect all of your "small creatures".
___

My cats are strictly indoor, so no worries there.

As far as the squirrels, if the foxes keep them from digging in our garden and pots, they can stick around for as long as they want.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2023 07:03 PM (tSv/L)

124 Help me!
Posted by: David Hedison at May 22, 2023 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

heh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:03 PM (aD39U)

125 With any luck. momma will kill all of the tree rats.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:03 PM (5u1+1)

126 Insults that write themselves Department:

Where did you get your degree (or where did you learn to speak with such mellifluence and eloquence), Fetterman State College?

You're a regular Albert Feinstein.

Biden with one finger, Bidout with the other said Tara Reade.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 22, 2023 07:03 PM (LaNzR)

127 I read that story. The big difference in these two are that they didn't die from the pyroclastic flow, rather they were crushed when a wall fell on them (from the earthquake) PRIOR to the main destructive blast.
If true, what a story in forensics.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (MeG8a)

I *told* Gaius that wall wasn't built to code!

Posted by: Roman construction foreman, AD 79 at May 22, 2023 07:04 PM (tp+tP)

128 Some were the untouchables.
Myself, i was fortunate to be barely touchable.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2023 07:04 PM (cKCY2)

129 Harris: "[The world] is watching what you guys are doing, lifting up the excellence of the finest athletes in the world."

Not even Phoenix or LA is watching what those "guys" are doing. I give this Four Pinocchios and a BS.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 22, 2023 07:04 PM (aXxgO)

130 I have a gigantic fly buzzing around, but the little bastard won't land.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
........

Invite Obama over, wait a minute, then swat his lip.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

131 If true, what a story in forensics.
--------------
Columbo in a toga -- One more thing, citizen...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)

132 53
'It sure would be nice to bait him into throwing the first punch,'

Take his picture. That usually does the trick.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 22, 2023 07:04 PM (roH4R)

133 At night the ice spiders come.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:05 PM (aD39U)

134 Sad news about Ray Stevenson. I first saw him in Rome. He is going to be one of the major characters in the upcoming Ahsoka.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2023 07:05 PM (V13WU)

135 Joe Biden, somebody who is all in with protecting "The Precious Democracy", sure has created a lot of dictatorial czars to run his administration.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 22, 2023 07:05 PM (a175k)

136 134 Sad news about Ray Stevenson. I first saw him in Rome

***

XIII! XIII!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 22, 2023 07:05 PM (vHIgi)

137 My cat would go insane if she were kept inside all the time. She must be let out to hunt and sunbathe, but mostly sunbathe.

She is fully armed. She can take care of herself, until she can't.

And then, I will be FREE!

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:06 PM (5u1+1)

138 'It sure would be nice to bait him into throwing the first punch,'

Take his picture. That usually does the trick.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Ask him if he likes his new nickname: Killer...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 07:06 PM (q71KS)

139 Well isn't that something

It seems 41 volcanoes around the world are erupting right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 07:06 PM (lOY7E)

140 C'mon man. The Romans knew about concrete, but they knew nothing about rebar.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:07 PM (5u1+1)

141 Anyone here that spent years tapping keys with their brain alive, ever get to the FAFO part about the nonsense of meeting with the VP for some more lies?

I was to be put on probation for some inarticulable reason and life is shorter, so, patiently listened then responded, I don't think so.

Badge slapped down on the little office table. Bye!
Wait, come back here...

This after I rewrote the most puzzling bullshit did an entire lcd display driver so their 1U could say fun things and was sitting around -- idle -- while the ptb harumphed!

I can only imagine other's great experiences working with sheep.

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 07:08 PM (3byMq)

142 108 Sometimes getting fired - when you are morally correct - is a good thing!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Only if you like to starve, look at all the people that took the shot *just* so they could go on feeding their families.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 07:00 PM

True dat!

However, my daughter is about to risk getting fired. She got screwed over by management on her contract pay rate. Normally, she would just take it, but this time she ain't backing down.

She realizes there is a great risk of her being fired, but I am proud of her for refusing to be a doormat.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 07:08 PM (HlyYF)

143 Well isn't that something

It seems 41 volcanoes around the world are erupting right now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 07:06 PM (lOY7E)

Are the Fire Mages on strike?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:08 PM (aD39U)

144 Mt. Etna: white supremacists are behind it. And Ttump. And DeSantis.

Posted by: Zombie Timothy McVeigh at May 22, 2023 07:09 PM (lS6Id)

145 After you bonifides get you off a murder charge everyone is a peasant

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2023 07:10 PM (xhxe8)

146 Well isn't that something

It seems 41 volcanoes around the world are erupting right now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 07:06 PM (lOY7E)

Are the Fire Mages on strike?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:08 PM (aD39U)
---
Pyrovile invasion?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 22, 2023 07:10 PM (BpYfr)

147 139 Anna Puma

We are going to need all the CO₂ we can muster to keep from going Ice-Age Earth.

Solar activity is settling down as well. Gulp.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

148 I would like to see Flower Moon...but , because deranged a'hole DeNiro is in it, I will not. Je refuse !

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2023 07:10 PM (V13WU)

149 Can she easily get a job elsewhere?

The answer to that question indicates her path to follow.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:11 PM (5u1+1)

150 Just to be pedantic, it's either Dr. Jill Biden or Jill Biden, Ed.D., not both otherwise it's like saying Mr. Smith Mr.

Posted by: Ciampino - Italian pagnotta is yummy at May 22, 2023 07:11 PM (qfLjt)

151 The volcanoes need feeding!
OK, pick a straw...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 07:11 PM (MeG8a)

152 I will soon be 'inheriting' an indoor cat that likes to escape from time to time. The thing is, I have a committee of 20-30 vultures that roosts every night in a dead tree nearby. I wonder if they like kitty cat.

Posted by: 496 at May 22, 2023 07:11 PM (2DyrG)

153 True dat!

However, my daughter is about to risk getting fired. She got screwed over by management on her contract pay rate. Normally, she would just take it, but this time she ain't backing down.

She realizes there is a great risk of her being fired, but I am proud of her for refusing to be a doormat.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

My technique was to say 'okay' and then 2 wks later give my 2 wks notice.
It's very effective and keeps you employed while you do your searching.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 07:11 PM (q71KS)

154 Earth pimples.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

155 I am cool with this decision. He's a fucking killer.

Yeah I agree, there's enough stuff to entertain yourself the rest of your life without watching any Baldwin movies or TV.

I feel that way about Tim Robbins. I can live the rest of my life and not watch that knucklehead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (0hOvj)

156 Mount Etna erupts, raining ash on Catania, halts flights to Sicily's Catania airport

In further news, Italy is no longer on track to meeting its 2030 Carbon net zero emissions goals

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (xhaym)

157
After sunset tonight to the west, they'll be another Venus show. This time Mars and a thin waxing crescent Moon get into the act.

It's cloudy here an I may miss it. Damned clouds have made me miss a lot.

Venus is getting close to max eastern elongation, which will happen June 4th. It will be at 50% phase then. Even though the phase is decreasing, it's getting closer and that will outweigh the phase until around July 9 (I think), when it will reach maximum brightness.

Starting now, with even a cheap telescope and at some point, just binoculars, you can see Venus as not just a round dot, but see the distinct phase.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (Mzdiz)

158 143 Well isn't that something

It seems 41 volcanoes around the world are erupting right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 07:06 PM (lOY7E)

Are the Fire Mages on strike?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:08 PM

Lefties are so scientifically illiterate, that the reporter asked if Tim Scott was a virgin, because throwing a black Republican into a volcano to stop an eruption would be a win-win for them!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (HlyYF)

159 Well isn't that something

It seems 41 volcanoes around the world are erupting right now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 07:06 PM (lOY7E)
====================
Because people in America refuse to reduce carbon emissions! I mean, really, eat a salad and skip the burger!

Posted by: Al Gore at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (yKRdh)

160 Excellence in athletes, coming off a record of 13-23

Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate "President " at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (lS6Id)

161 gourmand du jour

I am not even virgin adjacent. Where would we find one over the age of 18? Besides David Hogg.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (u82oZ)

162 My volcano erupts like Vesuvius.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 07:13 PM (6VKyY)

163 Rober De Niro. Put him in a movie - 👎👎

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

164 I feel that way about Tim Robbins. I can live the rest of my life and not watch that knucklehead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (0hOvj)

Patton Oswalt.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2023 07:13 PM (PiwSw)

165 Erupting volcanos, putting ash in the air, means colder than normal temperatures.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2023 07:14 PM (ouTlx)

166 Because, even if she stays, they will always look at her with a stink-eye.

She should be applying elsewhere asap.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:14 PM (5u1+1)

167 I feel that way about Tim Robbins. I can live the rest of my life and not watch that knucklehead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (0hOvj)

--------
Refreshingly, Tim Robbins recently pondered the COVID freakout and admitted that it was irrational and that it made all of Hollywood into totalitarians.

I was impressed

Posted by: 496 at May 22, 2023 07:14 PM (2DyrG)

168 Bob Deniro is a world class c$nt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 07:14 PM (6VKyY)

169 Eat zee bugs!

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:15 PM (5u1+1)

170 No need for virgins. We adjusted the requirements downward. Zeus begrudgingly said it was OK.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 07:15 PM (MeG8a)

171 My volcano erupts like Vesuvius.

IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2023 07:13 PM (6VKyY)

I don't. Please explain.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 07:15 PM (tp+tP)

172 She realizes there is a great risk of her being fired, but I am proud of her for refusing to be a doormat.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 07:08 PM (HlyYF)

in your fifties it is risky, in your twenties it is essential. I spent far too long working for an asshole that pulled crap on my about my pay to see if he could push me around. It would have been far easier on my stomach to have put the check on his desk the first week and say, "pay me what you promised" or walk.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2023 07:15 PM (xhaym)

173 Starting now, with even a cheap telescope and at some point, just binoculars, you can see Venus as not just a round dot, but see the distinct phase.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM (Mzdiz)

I caught the lineup of Mars, Castor, and Pollux by chance when it happened. I looked up and thought "what is that, Orion's belt? That's way out of place!!!" Will be looking at the sky tonight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2023 07:15 PM (i9ffA)

174 @168, you've said it brother !

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

175 Brian @Sluggo013
Imagine the Canadian media calling @JustinTrudeau a “buffoon”. You got to love Italy! #TrudeauBrokeCanada #TrudeauMustGo #TrudeauDestroyingCanada

https://tinyurl.com/2d7p5ctr

Dean Skoreyko @bcbluecon · May 20
Trudeau thought he was being clever. Instead, with just one look, Meloni made him an international laughing stock.
https://tinyurl.com/y7nevhhr

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 07:16 PM (Vwz3I)

176 Meanwhile at Mount St. Helens there was a massive mudslide that blocked access to the observatory just before the 18 May anniversary of the eruption.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 07:16 PM (lOY7E)

177 No need for virgins. We adjusted the requirements downward. Zeus begrudgingly said it was OK.
Posted by: gourmand

We canz throw trannies?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 22, 2023 07:16 PM (q71KS)

178 Baldwin stunk in A Night At The Roxbury and Old School
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2023 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

The Shadow > All Other Baldwin StinkFests

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2023 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

179 Whatever ya got.
So, take a straw...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 07:17 PM (MeG8a)

180 Most trannies ARE virgins.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:17 PM (5u1+1)

181 We canz throw trannies?

You want to satiate the volcanoes, not enrage them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2023 07:18 PM (lOY7E)

182 I feel that way about Tim Robbins. I can live the rest of my life and not watch that knucklehead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--------
Refreshingly, Tim Robbins recently pondered the COVID freakout and admitted that it was irrational and that it made all of Hollywood into totalitarians.
I was impressed
Posted by: 496

I'd pay good money to watch him get his ass kicked in a 'mostly peacful' protest.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 22, 2023 07:18 PM (3CCua)

183 Two bills -- one banning abortion after 12 weeks, and one banning trans "care" for underaged children -- were merged into one bill, passed by the legislature, and sent to the governor for signature.

This is her reaction.

When you see AWFLs freaking out and shrieking things like "you are loved. We need you" etc, it's not about the trans people, but for themselves. They feel so hollow and without purpose, they need to invent oppressors to fight to gain some kind of purpose...but they're also weak coward, which is why it's doubly important to have IMAGINARY enemies, so they don't fave any real peril.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 22, 2023 07:18 PM (NCgXW)

184 >> I would like to see Flower Moon

You missed it. Flower Moon was May 5. It's the Strawberry Moon coming up Jun 3. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2023 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

185 I cannot stand this woman they have supervising. We get emails for support requests. She doesn't check to see if there's a ticket, just forwards the form to us again. I am so happy to be a contractor right now because I would have quit if I still had to work for her.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2023 07:18 PM (ouTlx)

186 149 Can she easily get a job elsewhere?

The answer to that question indicates her path to follow.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:11 PM

Yep, memory care nurse.

Been out to six clients so far, all six have requested she be their only nurse from this agency.

I think her boss went to the same management seminars as Alissa Heinerscheid, because she is about to lose her firm a lot of business.

One of my daughter's patients is one of the wealthiest men in her city, and he has a vindictive wife. Going to be lit!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 07:19 PM (HlyYF)

187 I've said it before. Baldwin didn't have to dig too deep for his Glengarry Glenn Ross character.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 22, 2023 07:19 PM (Ud/Am)

188 Patton Oswalt.

Yeah, I think everyone has a short list of "not worth my money" actors. George Clooney ought to be on mine, but I do like him whatever he does.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 07:19 PM (0hOvj)

189 gourmand du jour

Pass the straw at the DOJ / FBI / CIA / Democrat Congressional leaders offices.

Not here. We need the people here to rebuild civilization. And for the after-party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

190 "Pass the straw at the DOJ / FBI / CIA / Democrat Congressional leaders offices. "

You're right.
HAS TRANNIES FOR SURE!!!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 22, 2023 07:21 PM (MeG8a)

191 A metric shit-tonne of earthquakes too -- a bunch in the Tonga and New Caledonia area last week too; luckily only small tsunamis caused.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 07:22 PM (Vwz3I)

192 166 Because, even if she stays, they will always look at her with a stink-eye.

She should be applying elsewhere asap.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:14 PM

Yep. Told her just what you said. Even if she wins, she loses.

She has already started her new job search.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 22, 2023 07:22 PM (HlyYF)

193 >> I caught the lineup of Mars, Castor, and Pollux by chance when it happened

I missed that as it was cloudy. I did watch it in Stellarium, though, but not the same.

The Moon made closest approach to Venus today at 13:00 Zulu, daylight on this side of the world.

If you look below Venus, you'll see Procyon and Capella on either side. The other night, that I missed, you had Mars, Pollux and Castor in a line, Venus below, the Procyon and Capella making a line close to parallel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 22, 2023 07:22 PM (Mzdiz)

194 Baldwin stunk in A Night At The Roxbury and Old School
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 22, 2023 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

The Shadow > All Other Baldwin StinkFests
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2023 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

Baldwin could be a Reagan conservative and I would still say I think he’s a terrible actor. I see Baldwin in every role he plays and not the character he’s playing. It’s like every movie is him doing an SNL skit.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:22 PM (MNhXM)

195 "I've said it before. Baldwin didn't have to dig too deep for his Glengarry Glenn Ross character."

type-casting?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:23 PM (5u1+1)

196 >>>The head coach of the WNBA team the Phoenix Mercury (so gay) is shocked that the venue wasn't sold-out for the return of Britney Griner

Since leftists hate competitive sports and conservatives hate entitled jerks who hate their country while it's making them rich and busting them out of foreign jails after they ignore other country's laws. I wonder who Griney's target audience is.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 22, 2023 07:23 PM (AmpGx)

197 135 Joe Biden, somebody who is all in with protecting "The Precious Democracy", sure has created a lot of dictatorial czars to run his administration.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 22, 2023 07:05 PM (a175k)

Another way Joe will be all-in protecting "Our Precious Democracy" is by ordering the DNC to not schedule any debates between Joe and RFK, Jr., or any other Democrats.

Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2023 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

198 Catana Sicily better get the claims adjustor frogs, emus, and khaki-clad dudes on the job after Mt. Aetna blowed.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2023 07:25 PM (Uv0D2)

199 Yeah, I think everyone has a short list of "not worth my money" actors. George Clooney ought to be on mine, but I do like him whatever he does.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 07:19 PM

I felt that way too until his most recent movie. It was...like a betrayal, a real shot in the back? No...well, I don't want to spoil anything, but I never saw the end coming!

Posted by: Halyna Hutchins at May 22, 2023 07:25 PM (NCgXW)

200 Erupting volcanos, putting ash in the air, means colder than normal temperatures.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2023 07:14 PM (ouTlx)
.......

Does John Kerry know about this?

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

201 I said before I don’t think the WNBA has ever sold out a game in their history. They might be able to sell out a game if they start playing in High School gyms.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:26 PM (MNhXM)

202 I wonder who Griney's target audience is.
Posted by: mikethemoose at May 22, 2023 07:23 PM (AmpGx)

Mostly black trannies in the joint who hope to get out and play in the WNBA someday.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2023 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

203 Hey, y'all.
I am so thankful for many blessings, but I'm feeling down. I keep trying.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 22, 2023 07:27 PM (goJt/)

204 I went to the golf club I belong to yesterday and there are a number of TV's in the bar . Most were tuned to golf , but one had on a WNBA game. I watched it and realized that a good high school boys team would thrash them. Some of the players looked positively spastic. The coach of Greniers team should be happy with 10 k + turnout but as usual she's just miserable.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 22, 2023 07:27 PM (XaUsS)

205 Weird that I don’t think Clooney is a bad actor but there is not one of his movies I’ve liked.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:28 PM (MNhXM)

206 205 Weird that I don’t think Clooney is a bad actor but there is not one of his movies I’ve liked.
Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:28 PM (MNhXM)

Return of the Killer Tomatoes!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2023 07:29 PM (PiwSw)

207 That this teacher went out of xer way to give the girl a 0/20 for "biological women" speaks volumes.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2023 06:59 PM (tp+tP)

At the University were I don't teach anymore except when I need beer money, this student could reclama that grade and probably win her case. That instructor needs to be publicly scorned. It would be real easy to organize a couple hundred parents to threaten to NOT send their kids back next year.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 07:29 PM (YGqO/)

208 {{goddessoftheclassroom}}

Remember, the happiest people at the end of the school year are the teachers. Getting closer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

209 The server should have said "Easy sir. Please don't shoot me!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 07:30 PM (17s+e)

210 It would have been far easier on my stomach to have put the check on his desk the first week and say, "pay me what you promised" or walk.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2023 07:15 PM (xhaym)

Or just treat the young person who joined like they are a person - bad bosses abound, I found that out pretty early on. They are either political sycophants, nutjobs or moochers on the company dole and you think you just have to play along when you are young. Better to call the knucklehead out right away and move on - my first boss out of college was a 30 year-old woman. She was completely nuts, so I quit and told the VP who she worked for that she was nuts. He told me that wasn't my call and so I told him, yeah? Good luck.

A year after I left, she shot herself in the head in front of the entire bank where I had worked - yeah, nutjob.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2023 07:31 PM (K+UlC)

211 NaCly Dog (u82oZ)

Your virtual hug has sustained me more than you can know,

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 22, 2023 07:31 PM (goJt/)

212 I saw Mars, Castor, and Pollux open for Earth, Wind, and Fire in '72 at the Orpheum.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 22, 2023 07:31 PM (aD39U)

213 The server should have said "Easy sir. Please don't shoot me!"
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 22, 2023 07:30 PM (17s+e)
.......

and "Don't worry, nobody will spit in your soup".

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

214 Okay I don’t know if I’d call it like but I did find Tomorrowland interesting. I won’t be watching it again though.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (MNhXM)

215 No one seems to understand that volcanic ash in the atmosphere causes colder temps. Whenever you hear that phrase "colder than normal temps", check for volcanic activity. That's usually the cause. I think it hurts their case for "man made climate change" to admit it. I'd prefer that we don't have another "year without summer"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (ouTlx)

216 Clooney - O brother where art thou.

Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (8erNz)

217 C'mon. You are being unkind. "The descendants" wasn't bad, except for he was too haoli to be a descendant.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (5u1+1)

218 I guess killing someone and getting away with it produces an unforgettable thrill (at least in certain people). He must be feeling like he's floating in the clouds right now. However, what goes up must come down. How soon until he needs the next fix?

Posted by: PG at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (84jHt)

219 White lefty males love pro-soccer and the NBA.

I leave it up to the reader as to why.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (K+N5D)

220 Anna Puma

This would be a very bad year for a year without summer, and thus even lower crop yields.

Lots of big challenges already, wrt trying to feed people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

221 "The server should have said "Easy sir. Please don't shoot me!""

Threadwinner!

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:33 PM (5u1+1)

222 I am not even virgin adjacent. Where would we find one over the age of 18? Besides David Hogg.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:12 PM

Submariners. Their strength is the strength of ten, because their hearts are pure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

223 Today I learned the Robert De Niro never drove a taxi for a living.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 22, 2023 07:34 PM (a175k)

224 215 220 Notsothoreau

Horde mind.

I guess we both paid attention to real science. Did the Mt. St. Helens explosion affect you at all?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

225 Brennan on with the ReidOut:
Putin signals support for Trump with new sanctions on Trump's critics.
He also made a statement about the J6 still jailed without charges.

Putin is not the super crazy one. Most eastern Ukraine is of Russia. That isn't being told at all.

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 07:35 PM (3byMq)

226 C'mon. You are being unkind. "The descendants" wasn't bad, except for he was too haoli to be a descendant.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:32 PM (5u1+1)

Very much disliked it. Not unlike There Will Be Blood. Beautiful scenery, terrible movie.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:35 PM (MNhXM)

227 Years ago, I learned that De Niro was as short as Napoleon Bonaparte.

Short shit.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:36 PM (5u1+1)

228 KT McFarland says FBI, DOJ, and CIA rigged the 2016 and 2020 elections, and they'll rig 2024 too, because there are no consequences for them.

https://tinyurl.com/yz2f734f

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 22, 2023 07:36 PM (sWM8x)

229 goddessoftheclassroom

Glad to help. You post insightful comments. We need you here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

230 Erupting volcanos, putting ash in the air, means colder than normal temperatures.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2023 07:14 PM (ouTlx)
.......

Does John Kerry know about this?
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)
**

I suggest he fly his private jet thru the thickest ash cloud he can find.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2023 07:36 PM (YGqO/)

231 At least he didn’t call her a pig like he did his young daughter.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:37 PM (MNhXM)

232 Duncanthrax

Uh, what about surfacing with 56 couples?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

233 DeNiro can't box, either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2023 07:38 PM (+Wcyp)

234 The Departed star ? He had about 10 minutes of screen time.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2023 07:38 PM (MNhXM)

235 @219 Thesokorus-must go back to the first gay couple in the NBA, Isiah Thomas and Magic Johnson as to why the gays like the NBA. Soccer=Gay.....enough said.

Posted by: JROD at May 22, 2023 07:38 PM (IlL6s)

236 I watched "Brother, Where are Thou" once. It was funny.

It's too stupid to ever watch again.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:38 PM (5u1+1)

237 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2023 07:38 PM (xhxe8)

238 Actually I think Griner is male. I wonder what the Russians think or know.

Posted by: PJ at May 22, 2023 07:38 PM (G1dq6)

239 Years ago, I learned that De Niro was as short as Napoleon Bonaparte.

Probably shorter; Napoleon was average height for his time, DeNiro wears lifts to be as tall as fellow actors, most of whom are not tall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

240 KT McFarland says FBI, DOJ, and CIA rigged the 2016 and 2020 elections, and they'll rig 2024 too, because there are no consequences for them.

What is shit that we already knew for $2,000 Ken?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 22, 2023 07:40 PM (5u1+1)

241 I lived in the county St Helens was in and worked in the red zone. But I was due south of the eruption so we didn't get much ash. We did get some and it was so odd. It was big flakes and looked like snow. But if you put your hand up and it hit it, it was warm.

So glad I did not get stuck in the red zone, having to camp out with my coworkers at the tree nursery.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 22, 2023 07:40 PM (ouTlx)

242 Wonder how many For Sale signs are gonna be going up in front of houses in that neighborhood they're filming that volcano from?

Posted by: JROD at May 22, 2023 07:41 PM (IlL6s)

243 Uh, what about surfacing with 56 couples?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:37 PM

That is a scurrilous canard, formulated by the Pork Chops, to get back at having to stock, track, and issue Polaris-grade toilet paper to the sub force, instead of the sandpaper issued to surface ships and shore installations.

More I cannot say. The Silent Service, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2023 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

244 Can hardly wait for Byron Donalds' to further comment on those closed investigations of the Clintons.

FBI now states that all of the information has been destroyed. Oooops!

The imagery of a Reginald Denny springs to mind. Who's the tar and feathers hey governor?

Posted by: micky at May 22, 2023 07:42 PM (3byMq)

245 He had about 10 minutes of screen time.

Wasn't a very interesting character either. Not my favorite Scorsese movie anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

246 Duncanthrax

Dat true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

247 Notsothoreau

A case of good luck!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 22, 2023 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

248 Baldwin's hokey Boston accent nearly ruined The Departed. Also the "server" sounds like a witch with a capital B.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 22, 2023 07:47 PM (nnp+f)

249 83 And Mount Etna blows again shortly after having discovered two new skeletons in Pompeii!

Coincidence? I think not.

https://tinyurl.com/4mhbtwr5

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 22, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)
----
Well it would make sense if Vesuvius was erupting, Etna in Sicily not so much.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Italian pagnotta is yummy at May 22, 2023 07:51 PM (qfLjt)

250 I will soon be 'inheriting' an indoor cat that likes to escape from time to time. The thing is, I have a committee of 20-30 vultures that roosts every night in a dead tree nearby. I wonder if they like kitty cat.
Posted by: 496

Buzzards are strictly carrion eaters. Cats have no worries.

Posted by: MkY at May 22, 2023 07:53 PM (cPGH3)

251 LIVE cats have no worries, I should have said.

Posted by: MkY at May 22, 2023 07:54 PM (cPGH3)

252 VP HARRIS: "Without semiconductors, your smartphone would not be a smartphone. It would be a paperweight that occupies a big space in your pocket."

.. now, who can argue with that

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2023 08:13 PM (RovqD)

253 'The Departed' is a pointless and barely watchable remake of 'Infernal Affairs'.

Posted by: stv at May 22, 2023 09:10 PM (7Ff9U)

254 Just as soon as the asshole told her that he wasn't moving, she should have looked at the head of the head table and said, "Very well, then, we shall wait for your guest to finish before we serve the food," and then directed someone to bring out a bunch of tray tables and set the tray down and waited for him to leave.

Make it someone else's problem and make it plain what the cause is.

Posted by: Ankylus at May 22, 2023 09:21 PM (NqFTd)

255

https://nitter.moomoo.me/
Human101Nature/status/
1660691994140655639/

Airport Meltdown
(same link)

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256
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