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PRIDE Alert: "Family-friendly" "Pride" event organizers cancel an event in Florida, because they're "worried" about the new law signed by DeSantis stating that businesses can lose their licenses if they put on shows featuring nudity or simulated sex in public.

But this is a "family-friendly" event, supposedly! Surely you weren't planning on showing naked men and simulated gay sex in a "family-friendly" event, were you?

Apparently that was the plan, so they're cancelling.

DeSantis also just signed a bill into law forbidding trans "care" for minors.

If you really cared about them, you'd try to cure their psychological comorbidities first before rushing to pump them full of hormone blockers.


imnotdoingitnow.jpg

What a loss.

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
Sent to me from someone. This is Corporals Course material from today's Marine Corps.

Rural boys who fight your wars for you will not join this.

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Merrick Garland's corrupt criminal enterprise, streetname, "the DOJ," will commemorate the death of St. George of the Holy Fentanyl Overdose with a new policy to stop effective law enforcement.


The Justice Department plans to release its new anti-discrimination policy for federal law enforcement officers on the May 25 anniversary of George Floyd's death, the Daily Caller has learned.

The DOJ's announcement is deliberately scheduled to honor Floyd's death, a source familiar with the proceedings told the Daily Caller. The source requested anonymity for fear of professional retribution.

Under the new policy, federal law enforcement officers will be prohibited from using neighborhood crime statistics in law enforcement activities and will be banned from considering ethnicity when developing sources within foreign terrorist organizations, the Daily Caller previously reported.

So I can't recruit a Muslim to infiltrate a mosque? In other words: You just don't want America to investigate jihadists at all, any longer. You want to free up those resources to focus on the real enemy, conservatives. I mean, "Domestic Violent Extremists." The Democrats have been nearly open in their desire to legalize Islamic terrorism, but this is a new, brazen low.

Karine Jean-Pierre is asked about the Durham report, and flees the podium.

Dianne Feinstein is so senile she doesn't know she's been absent from work.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) on Tuesday told reporters that she's been at the Capitol working and voting, apparently unaware that she's spent months away this year due to health problems.

Feinstein, 89, returned to the Senate just last week after spending nearly three months away from Washington, DC, recovering from a bout of shingles.

When asked by a reporter Tuesday about the reception she's received from colleagues upon her return, Feinstein lashed out at the journalist and provided answers indicating that she was seemingly unaware that she had been out.

"No, I haven't been gone," Feinstein said. "You should follow the -- I haven't been gone. I've been working."

When asked if she meant that she'd been working from home, the senior senator from California responded, "No, I've been here. I've been voting. Please. You either know or don't know."

Her handlers might be telling her that she's going to work every day, just before she has a nap.

Four Democrats have earmarked millions of federal dollars for companies that just so happen to employ their corrupt, greedy, chiseling spouses.

Hillary's running mate Tim Kaine (wait, is that right?) is among the worst of them:

At least four Democrats in Congress have sponsored millions of dollars in federal spending projects for organizations that employed their spouses over the last two years, according to a new report.

Sen. Tim Kaine and Reps. Pete Aguilar, Jason Crow, and Mike Thompson -- all Democrats -- helped steer the money through earmarks, a political term for provisions that members of Congress write into law directing federal funds to specific local projects in their states and districts, The Messenger first reported.

The findings reportedly came from more than 1,000 pages of congressional appropriations records as part of an analysis comparing congressional records that identify sponsors of earmarks with the personal financial disclosure forms filed by lawmakers. The financial disclosure forms require lawmakers to identify sources of income for themselves and their spouses.

Kaine sponsored two earmarks totaling nearly $3.5 million for George Mason University, where his wife, former Virginia Secretary of Education Anne Holton, worked as interim president from 2019-20. Holton is currently a professor in the university's Schar School of Policy and Government and its College of Education and Human Development.D.C.

The House Ways and Means Committee Chairman, Jason Smith, demands that the IRS chief explain and defend his retaliation against officials investigating Hunter Biden.

A top House Republican wants the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to clarify what is happening with the criminal investigation into Hunter Biden after lawyers for a whistleblower within the agency claimed his team got removed from the case.

Ways and Means Chairman Jason Smith (R-MO) is requesting an "urgent briefing" from IRS Commissioner Daniel Werfel's office to address concerns about possible retaliation.

"These allegations are extremely serious. Such retaliation not only discourages whistleblowers from coming forward to Congress but can also constitute an illegal violation of statutory protections for whistleblowers," Smith wrote in a letter to Werfel on Tuesday. The letter was published by Just the News.

Politico: Democrats are split on whether parents should be informed of their daughters' abortions. Politico covers this as a straight news story because they return, briefly, to objective reporting when it concerns a division in the Democrat Party. Obviously Politico would attack Republicans on this issue.

In fact, they find a way to make Republicans the real villains here:

Democrats have been eager to present a united front in support of abortion rights in the post-Roe era.

But as many legislative sessions come to a close, state lawmakers are divided over whether children and teenagers should be able to have an abortion without telling their parents.

Some Democrats see repealing parental notification and consent laws as a political liability, particularly as conservatives push "parents' rights" to win popular support for changing school curricula and banning certain books from libraries.


Democrats' reticence is frustrating some abortion rights advocates who want lawmakers to do whatever they can to expand access as red and purple states -- including Florida, Nebraska, North Carolina and South Carolina -- debate or pass new restrictions on the procedure. The clash also comes as access to mifepristone, one of the two drugs used together to terminate a pregnancy, remains in jeopardy as the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals hears arguments on the pills on Wednesday.

"Broadly, every person in our caucus is pro-reproductive freedom. It's always when you get into the details that things become negotiable," said Minnesota state Sen. Erin Maye Quade, a Democrat, who introduced a wide-ranging reproductive health care bill that included repealing the state's parental notification law.

"Details." Like partial-birth abortion. Just a "detail."

Although as pertains to partial birth abortion: there can be no negotiation about that "detail"! That is sacrosanct!



Alex Berenson also links this thread, in which a self-professed SCIENCE LOVER claims that the vaccines must be safe, because back in 1981, Mount St. Helens exploded and people were killed because they had doubted the scientists' warning that it could explode.

This guy really SCIENCED ALL OVER YOUR WHORE-FACE with that galaxy-brain take.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

2 Sorry to go OT:

Not sure if this was mentioned but evidently a car tried ramming the Santa Anna gate at the Vatican.

The driver was apprehended. Developing . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 06:31 PM (x0n13)

3 St?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 06:32 PM (Wnv9h)

4 Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 06:32 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Things are not getting better

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 06:33 PM (pwExq)

6 The House Ways and Means Committee Chairman, Jason Smith, demands that the IRS chief explain and defend his retaliation against officials investigating Hunter Biden.
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Nice idea...but let's see some teeth in that demand! (He's my Congresscritter, BTW)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2023 06:33 PM (BpYfr)

7 Things are getting worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (Gri0J)

8 continuing from previous.

the twitter bot squad is out in force, from blue check to other blue checks going on and on about how florida is doomed because...I guess desantis won over disney...and not because disney can't keep the lights on because their content sucks

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (MLrvz)

9 Don't ask why minor children need to see drag queens. Ask why drag queens need to pander to children.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (3MYGJ)

10 LOL the reviews for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny are coming out, and The French were bored during the movie and moaned at Febie Waler's jokes, They thought Jerry Lewis was funny so it's bad.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (dKiJG)

11 is that why Mt. St. Helens was trending earlier today?

well, fucking science. science really dropped the ball there.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:35 PM (MLrvz)

12 Family Friendly ? Since when are gyrating female impersonators simulating sex acts Family friendly... Must be some weird Families

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 06:35 PM (bs+z0)

13 It's not Smedley's or Chesty's Marine Corps anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 06:36 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Things are getting worse.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (Gri0J)
.......

Is this possible?

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

15 What should I do about it?

Point and laugh at the poofter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2023 06:37 PM (Bd6X8)

16 Every city in America lets the Micks, the Eye-Ties and the Jews put on their little events.

They just ask that you make it about the whisky, and the cannolis, and the matzo balls, and leave the wife-beating, the racketeering and the adjustable rate mortgages behind closed doors.

How hard is this to figure out?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 06:37 PM (oINRc)

17 "reproductive freedom" that's like calling burning Jews at Auschwitz "thermostat freedom"

You got all the freedom in the world reproductively. Its just once you started that baby up, you don't get to murder it. Why is that such a difficult concept? STOP KILLING AND DIDDLING KIDS. For the sake of your souls, STOP!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:37 PM (0hOvj)

18 *Cpl Bowen's stress zone is that he is a buttfucking fag.

*Frag him. He is a threat to unity, morale, and combat effectiveness.

Posted by: Geo. Patton at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (ufFY8)

19 Things are not getting better
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 06:33 PM


But we can vote our way out!

Posted by: Normie McNormieface at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (a3Q+t)

20 On that question from the Marine Corps... If I answered it the way it should be answered I would be arrested

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (bs+z0)

21 is that why Mt. St. Helens was trending earlier today?

On this day in 1980, yeah. Unforgettable event in the Northwest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (0hOvj)

22 Tell Corporal Bowen that he's a shit Marine and nobody's going to miss his feygelah ass while handing him a locked and loaded sidearm.

Posted by: Do the honorable thing, Bowen. at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (FEapg)

23 Things are getting worse.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (Gri0J)
.......

Is this possible?
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 06:36 PM (v0R5T)


Ellen: Clark, I think it'd be best if everyone went home... before things get worse.

Clark: WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (4I/2K)

24 Things are getting worse.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (Gri0J)
.......

Is this possible?
Posted by: wth

You just watch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (Gri0J)

25 oh yeah, the other big twitter news today is the national outrage over a pregnant nurse who had the racist nerve to steal a bike from 5 teenage black boys, who...fresh from receiving the talk from their mom and dads...we're scared of being killed by the cops for no reason and turned the other cheek.

you know that bitch? that bike stealing racist bitch. fucking white pregnant women going around stealing bikes from black bodies?

it turns out there may be more to the story.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (MLrvz)

26 12 Family Friendly ? Since when are gyrating female impersonators simulating sex acts Family friendly... Must be some weird Families
Posted by: It's me donna
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The leftist version of family are the Bidens.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (3aLWR)

27 That's a Peter North size SCIENCE ALL OVER YOUR WHORE-FACE!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (17s+e)

28 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 3h
TAMPA MAN: “Homelessness and all this other garbage y'all talk about — police violence and all this stuff — don't nobody care about that. [...] We care about our reparations & we have to put white people on notice that we want our reparations! [...] $3 million per person!”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)

29 "...simulated..."

Hang on. We've spotted a loophole here.

Posted by: Family-Friendly Lawyers at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (wzAuc)

30 The leftist version of family are the Bidens.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (3aLWR)

Point taken

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 06:40 PM (bs+z0)

31 willowed

Understand though that the later ones start going woke.
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Yes, unfortunately. Probably don't bother with any post-2017 ones especially.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:40 PM (Vwz3I)

32 The only people who were killed by Mt St Helens were people who refused to listen to warnings. And one old dude named Harry Truman who was so old he did not give a single crap if and when he died.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)

33 That's a Peter North size SCIENCE ALL OVER YOUR WHORE-FACE!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (17s+e)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 18, 2023 06:40 PM (ufFY8)

34 "Family friendly "
"Safe and effective "

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 06:40 PM (MeG8a)

35 10 LOL the reviews for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny are coming out, and The French were bored during the movie and moaned at Febie Waler's jokes, They thought Jerry Lewis was funny so it's bad.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

Nice to see Devil Mouse become a smoking crater.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:40 PM (3aLWR)

36
I just wanna tell stories to your chickens, H8ters.

Posted by: Male Wolf in Dress and Lipstick at May 18, 2023 06:41 PM (enJYY)

37 is that why Mt. St. Helens was trending earlier today?

well, fucking science. science really dropped the ball there.
Posted by: sockamster, gator


Anniversary of it blow'ding up. And some jackwagons on twitter are using as an example of people not listening to THE SCIENCE~!™ Peace be upon its name, forever and ever. AMen-- err, AHWoman!

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:41 PM (jzzG8)

38 12 Family Friendly ? Since when are gyrating female impersonators simulating sex acts Family friendly... Must be some weird Families
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 06:35 PM (bs+z0)


The Aristocrats!

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 06:41 PM (pwExq)

39 Washington post is aghast at some new laws being proposed:

Librarians could face years of imprisonment and tens of thousands in fines for providing sexually explicit, obscene or "harmful" books to children

Well... yep. Sounds good to me. Stop grooming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:41 PM (0hOvj)

40 ||DIMMITT, Texas – A massive fire and explosion occurred at a dairy farm in the Texas Panhandle on April 10th, resulting in one person being injured and approximately 18,000 cattle being burned alive.

State investigators have determined that the incident was an accident, originating from an engine fire in a manure vacuum truck that was being used to clean a section of the large barn.

The State Fire Marshal’s report stated that the cause of the engine fire could not be determined, but no deliberate actions were found to have caused the failure.

According to the truck driver who was operating the vehicle inside the 2 million-square-foot barn, he initially noticed what appeared to be steam coming from the engine compartment. When he realized it was actually a fire, he attempted to drive the truck out of the barn but was unsuccessful.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:42 PM (Vwz3I)

41 Tampa Man is in for a disappointment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 06:42 PM (Wnv9h)

42 The Aristocrats!
Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 06:41 PM (pwExq)

The Gilbert Gottfried version is a classic.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 06:42 PM (ufFY8)

43 38 12 Family Friendly ? Since when are gyrating female impersonators simulating sex acts Family friendly... Must be some weird Families
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 06:35 PM (bs+z0)

Same kind of families who take their preschoolers to Up Your Alley or the Folsom Street Fair to watch very much unsimulated sex acts.

Posted by: They should be imprisoned and their kids taken away at May 18, 2023 06:42 PM (FEapg)

44 Cpl.Bowen gets Chaptered out of the Corps. If he hadn't been fantasizing about Private Benson's ass during the patrol, he'd of seen the ambush.
Meanwhile, he's point man on the next patrol.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:43 PM (YGqO/)

45 LOL the reviews for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny are coming out, and The French were bored during the movie and moaned at Febie Waler's jokes, They thought Jerry Lewis was funny so it's bad.

They plugged a good 250-300 million into that movie, if not more. So many remakes and edits and effects changes and even changes to the music, according to Williams.

They're gonna eat this one, bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:43 PM (0hOvj)

46 Tampa Man has axed us nicely.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 06:43 PM (MeG8a)

47 third twitter thing from earlier, I don't know guys...I may read the Wired hagiography of Saint Buttplug the Unlubed.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (MLrvz)

48 Librarians could face years of imprisonment and tens of thousands in fines for providing sexually explicit, obscene or "harmful" books to children

Well... yep. Sounds good to me. Stop grooming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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WaPo writers like Taylor Lorenz should simply come out and say,

"Librarians giving us explicit, obscene, or harmful books on the sly as children made us what we are today!!!!

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (3aLWR)

49 "Sen. Tim Kaine and Reps. Pete Aguilar, Jason Crow, and Mike Thompson -- all Democrats -- helped steer the money through earmarks"

Just a reminder, Duke Cunningham went to jail for this. As did many of the senior leadership of the company he was funneling money to.

But he was Republican, it is illegal for anyone that isn't a Democrat.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (5p7BC)

50 Hey every once in a while you drive a shit vacuum around and it sets all the cows on fire. Happens all the time.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (pwExq)

51
Librarians could face years of imprisonment and tens of thousands in fines for providing sexually explicit, obscene or "harmful" books to children

__________

Conservative websites could face years of imprisonment and tens of thousands in fines for providing "disinformation" to adults.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (MoZTd)

52 So are the pre- election riots gonna be about reparation's or lack there of ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (bs+z0)

53 Yeah, but Meatball's only doing this to con us.

It's those other governors, who don't do this, that are on our side. Or something.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (ppBhU)

54 Come for the fat ugly drag queens' terrible singing and dancing . Stay for the family friendly penis flashing and masturbating.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:45 PM (17s+e)

55 This is Corporals Course material from today�s Marine Corps.
Rural boys who fight your wars for you will not join this.


I posted a few days ago about some online Army training I did recently. Basically a bunch of comic strip of situations, where you had to identify security threats. It was all not-so-subtle woke messaging.

Two deployed women of color Soldiers at a Korean café, talking about face timing their kids back home who are safe with their wife. Angry disgruntled white Soldier trying to get sensitive information from a black Soldier, family (ambiguously ethnic) eating at dinner table, and woman tells family she is deploying soon, etc.

Posted by: Military Moron at May 18, 2023 06:45 PM (NCgXW)

56 some genius is wokeifying the USMC version of the master resiliency course from the Army.

The correct answer is you have to remind the service member that while their personal bullshit is important right now downrange the absolute focus of your existence is keeping your brothers and sisters alive and meeting mission.

That is it, "cut what deals you must to make it through so long as legal but we have shit to get done Gabe."

The rest is noise.

What I typed is the answer no matter what fucked up combination of the gender unicorn is involved or even if Corporal Malor there is a furry.

Period, end of story.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:45 PM (X0I7i)

57 They plugged a good 250-300 million into that movie, if not more. So many remakes and edits and effects changes and even changes to the music, according to Williams.

At least $10 million of this was probably spent trying to make Harrison Ford not look like a revenant.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 06:45 PM (ppBhU)

58 Washington post is aghast at some new laws being proposed:

Librarians could face years of imprisonment and tens of thousands in fines for providing sexually explicit, obscene or "harmful" books to children

Well... yep. Sounds good to me. Stop grooming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:41 PM (0hOvj)
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Yeah. I'm honestly not seeing the problem here. Handing out "Hustler" to children comes with consequences. And they stuff they are pushing on children is many times worse.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 18, 2023 06:45 PM (BpYfr)

59 "Librarians giving us explicit, obscene, or harmful books on the sly as children made us what we are today!!!!
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM (3aLWR)

I got the Bible... Some pretty racy stuff in there

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (bs+z0)

60 You've gotta love the scare black diamonds around "parents' rights"!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I)

61 The State Department spokes dude was pretty professional but he definitely has a pronoun other than he/him.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (MNhXM)

62 55 Posted by: Military Moron at May 18, 2023 06:45 PM (NCgXW)

Insider threat kids....is always a Christian white male....always just like Major Hasan.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (X0I7i)

63
"Librarians giving us explicit, obscene, or harmful books on the sly as children made us what we are today!!!!

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:44 PM


I remember when the librarian was a much older woman. Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life.

Posted by: Lt Joe Bookman at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (enJYY)

64 28 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 3h
TAMPA MAN: “Homelessness and all this other garbage y'all talk about — police violence and all this stuff — don't nobody care about that. [...] We care about our reparations & we have to put white people on notice that we want our reparations! [...] $3 million per person!”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)

3 million per person for 50 million black people is 150 trillion dollars. The inflation would destroy all the wealth given to them. It would also destroy almost all the wealth in private hands, except for people who own large amounts of land or big chunks of companies or other tangible assets.

Hey look! We achieved Equity! Everyone's broke! except for the truly wealthy, who will quickly buy any land or assets remaining in the hands of the non wealthy.

They think it will make them rich, but it will make them poorer than ever.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (cupoy)

65 Why isn't China stealing our IP an act of war?

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (o/vR0)

66 ""urgent briefing" from IRS Commissioner Daniel Werfel's office to address concerns about possible retaliation"

I want Werfel to go in there and say, "Yes we retaliated against a whistleblower, what are you to going do about it? FU,NQ"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 06:47 PM (5p7BC)

67 Willowed:

This gave me a chuckle. Children's Hospital Colorado's TRUE Center (children's gender clinic) has a licensed counselor named Cox-Buday and an endocrinologist named Dr. Nockoff.

Cocks-Booty and Dr. Knockoff running s transgender clinic?? Really?

You couldn't come up with that if you were trying. Screenwriter's Guild couldn't have come up with that.

Oh, and don't bother searching for the TRUE Center on the hospital's website. They've got it ghosted. There's a hidden page I could link if anyone's interested.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 06:48 PM (kXYt5)

68 Why isn't China stealing our IP an act of war?

Professional courtesy. We've stolen their form of government, so it only seems fair to let the IP slide. Also, our politicians are all on the take.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 06:48 PM (ppBhU)

69 Alex Berenson also links this thread, in which a self-professed SCIENCE LOVER claims that the vaccines must be safe, because back in 1981, Mount St. Helens exploded and people were killed because they had doubted the scientists' warning that it could explode.

This guy really SCIENCED ALL OVER YOUR WHORE-FACE with that galaxy-brain take.



Those are the Deep Thots I heard when I was working dayshift at the 5 Sided Nut House in Arlington, VA. I really like midshift.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 18, 2023 06:48 PM (ifUkZ)

70 This guy really SCIENCED ALL OVER YOUR WHORE-FACE with that galaxy-brain take.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

Haha, poetry! Or something. This is why I hang out here.

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 18, 2023 06:49 PM (+1LZb)

71 3 million per person for 50 million black people is 150 trillion dollars. The inflation would destroy all the wealth given to them. It would also destroy almost all the wealth in private hands, except for people who own large amounts of land or big chunks of companies or other tangible assets.

Hey look! We achieved Equity! Everyone's broke! except for the truly wealthy, who will quickly buy any land or assets remaining in the hands of the non wealthy.

They think it will make them rich, but it will make them poorer than ever.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (cupoy)


First I was told there would be no math. Second if they don't know it you can't tell them. But I think opening the reparations box is good. Make. It. Burn.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 06:49 PM (pwExq)

72 Why isn't China stealing our IP an act of war?
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 06:46 PM (o/vR0)


Because the Clintons got paid up front, and everyone else is wanting their bite, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 06:49 PM (xhaym)

73 Corporal Bowen! WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION??!!????

Posted by: GySgt. Hartmann at May 18, 2023 06:50 PM (a3Q+t)

74 urgent briefing" from IRS Commissioner Daniel Werfel's office to address concerns about possible retaliation"

The Florida QB.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:50 PM (Gri0J)

75
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion?
The Clansman?
The 120 Days of Sodom?

Are you going to add them to your school's library?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 06:51 PM (MoZTd)

76 Family friendly my ass, turn your boy into ghey and your daughter into a Trannie

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 06:51 PM (xhxe8)

77 "At least four Democrats in Congress have sponsored millions of dollars in federal spending projects for organizations that employed their spouses over the last two years, according to a new report."

The Uniparty since Biden was installed has been wholesale stripping the wiring out the walls, hauling off the copper plumbing and stuffing the proceeds into their wallets. The looting of the nation is in full swing - they are getting their fair share before everything craters.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2023 06:51 PM (iGfKR)

78 28 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 3h
TAMPA MAN: “Homelessness and all this other garbage y'all talk about — police violence and all this stuff — don't nobody care about that. [...] We care about our reparations & we have to put white people on notice that we want our reparations! [...] $3 million per person!”
Posted by: andycanuck



This person has the deep intellect of Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 18, 2023 06:52 PM (ifUkZ)

79 The Protocols of the Elders of Zion?
The Clansman?
The 120 Days of Sodom?

Are you going to add them to your school's library?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
===

Well they have the room from banning the Dr. Seuss books. So that obstacle is gone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:52 PM (17s+e)

80 I’d be willing to make reparations offer of $200k but you have to give up your US citizenship and leave the country.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 06:52 PM (MNhXM)

81 I will pledge to give federal maximum donations to any candidate who runs on a platform of hanging Merrick Garland by the neck for Treason until he stops twitching.

Are you listening, RFK Jr?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2023 06:53 PM (p0Mx9)

82 I got the Bible... Some pretty racy stuff in there
Posted by: It's me donna
----
It does but most of that racy stuff is followed by some pretty Biblical punishments if you know what I mean and a lot of don't be that guy.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:53 PM (3aLWR)

83 Why isn't China stealing our IP an act of war?
Posted by: JmT


Daddy Bush and Clintoon gave away the store when they signed off on the Most Favored trade status? IPs are private property and kind of fungible? - 'sides, I think mega-corps should pay the Feds to protect IPs. All that tax money to protect the goodies of companies only to have them turn around and stab America in the dick? Pass.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:53 PM (jzzG8)

84 Same kind of families who take their preschoolers to Up Your Alley or the Folsom Street Fair to watch very much unsimulated sex acts.
Posted by: They should be imprisoned and their kids taken away at May 18, 2023 06:42 PM (FEapg)

Look, if your children don't learn to appreciate getting peed on by strangers now and then, how are they going to survive our Vibrant Urban Enclaves?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2023 06:53 PM (cupoy)

85 Oh and I’d make that offer to anyone.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 06:53 PM (MNhXM)

86
I’d be willing to make reparations offer of $200k but you have to give up your US citizenship and leave the country and never return.

Fix'd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 06:54 PM (MoZTd)

87 Incidentally, nobody doubted that Mt St Helens was going to erupt. Nobody questioned that. And no scientists gave a date, they just believed it was soon and told people to stay away.

Lookie Loos knew it was going to erupt, there was never a doubt. They just were dumbasses who wanted to get up close and take pictures etc. Nobody understands the vast, terrifying power in an eruption like that, but its much, much bigger and worse than these dimwits figured on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:54 PM (0hOvj)

88 3 million per person for 50 million black people...

Let's see...convert 40 acres and a mule never received to cash, plus missed pay over two years.
Adjust for inflation...
*sticks out tongue while calculating*
Carry the 1...
Ah!!!
My fee for ancestors fighting to end slavery is $3.15 million.
Pay up bitches.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:54 PM (YGqO/)

89 Same kind of families who take their preschoolers to Up Your Alley or the Folsom Street Fair to watch very much unsimulated sex acts.
Posted by: They should be imprisoned and their kids taken away at May 18, 2023 06:42 PM (FEapg)
===

Whatever happened to our brave photog Zombie?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:54 PM (17s+e)

90 Broadly, every person in our caucus is pro-reproductive freedom.
________________

"Broadly, every person in our caucus is pro-abortion."

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

91 Whatever happened to our brave photog Zombie?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:54 PM

I think we got too "Trumpy" for him/her.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2023 06:56 PM (p0Mx9)

92 This is Corporals Course material from today�s Marine Corps.

Rural boys who fight your wars for you will not join this.


My answer to the test question is, "Cpl. Brown, must be from Texas, because only steers and queers come from Texas and cpl. Brown doesn't look like a steer to me, so that only leaves queer."


How did I do SSGT?

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

93 >This guy really SCIENCED ALL OVER YOUR WHORE-FACE with that galaxy-brain take.

That pussy is so confident in SCIENCE that he's blocking anyone who pushes back on his claim. Looks like a bunch of white fragility to me.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 06:56 PM (a/py5)

94
It's not Smedley's or Chesty's Marine Corps anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


It's not even Gomer Pyle's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (63Dwl)

95 I’d be willing to make reparations offer of $200k but you have to give up your US citizenship and leave the country.
Posted by: polynikes


They can have my reparations ... only they're gonna have to get them from the descendants of Mongol horde, the Huns, the Romans, and the Danes. I wish them the best of luck.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (jzzG8)

96 Hilarious.

The Left has figured out why the murder rate is so high in Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, S. Carolina, ....

Because they voted for Trump, why else?

"Trump-Voting States Account for 8 out of the 10 Highest Murder Rates in 2020."
Link to yahoo news:
https://tinyurl.com/mtu6p5dk

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (kCPIa)

97 91 Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2023 06:56 PM (p0Mx9)

Zombie is behind enemy lines and knows the site is not secure and there are elements that would out him/her in a heartbeat.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (X0I7i)

98 The Uniparty since Biden was installed has been wholesale stripping the wiring out the walls, hauling off the copper plumbing and stuffing the proceeds into their wallets. The looting of the nation is in full swing - they are getting their fair share before everything craters.
Posted by: Lost In Space
---------------
They have but the joke is on them. Literally, if this country goes down, their wealth will go with it. About the only thing they can take with them is gold/jewels/etc and without American troops to save their asses, any foreign redoubt is likely to take it from them as they took it from others.

These are literally stupid oligarchs that think they can hide in bunkers while the shitstorm is raging. Once order is gone, people like Bill Gates are useful only as ATMs for the fit, violent, and socio/psychopathic warlords. Techno nerds are particularly stupid in that way.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (3aLWR)

99 I’d be willing to make reparations offer of $200k but you have to give up your US citizenship and leave the country.

What other country would want such useless grifters and malcontents?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (eOEVl)

100 TAMPA MAN: “Homelessness and all this other garbage y'all talk about — police violence and all this stuff — don't nobody care about that. [...] We care about our reparations & we have to put white people on notice that we want our reparations! [...] $3 million per person!”
Posted by: andycanuck
________________

How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

101 and by elements I do not mean Ace the Cobs or the Horde....

We joke about it, but I assure you we have Bob from the NSA and Neil three cubicles down

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:58 PM (X0I7i)

102 Wonder what a used manure vacuum truck goes for today. Could have some fun with that, but I'm on a very fixed income and I just know I couldn't afford new.

Posted by: Nana at May 18, 2023 06:58 PM (Nn3xT)

103 Whatever happened to our brave photog Zombie?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:54 PM

I think we got too "Trumpy" for him/her.

Posted by: Rusty Nail
===

That's too bad. I'd followed Zombie Times before I came here and that's been quite awhile.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:58 PM (17s+e)

104 What other country would want such useless grifters and malcontents?
Posted by: Archimedes


Other countries: "That's a $199,999 entry fee for you."

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:58 PM (jzzG8)

105 I’d be willing to make reparations offer of $200k but you have to give up your US citizenship and leave the country.

What other country would want such useless grifters and malcontents?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (eOEVl)
______________

I bet LOTS of African countries would be thrilled to take these meatheads, clip them of their $200 K, and then cut them loose to live on the street.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

106 I remember when the librarian was a much older woman. Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life.
Posted by: Lt Joe Bookman
--------
To quote a song,
Those were the days my friend,
We thought they would never end,

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:59 PM (3aLWR)

107 @10

>>LOL the reviews for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny are coming out, and The French were bored during the movie and moaned at Febie Waler's jokes, They thought Jerry Lewis was funny so it's bad.


Waller is such a minor talent and Ford level of enthusiasm doesn't even rise to the level of phoning it in.

It's going to be a disaster.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2023 07:00 PM (CAMqF)

108 How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.

But he'd have a killer shoe collection and gold chains that he couldn't even stand up in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:00 PM (0hOvj)

109 Steve Milloy @JunkScience · 21h
Outraged at a CO2 tax on diesel fuel, Danish truckers join Dutch farmers in protesting green totalitarianism.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:00 PM (Vwz3I)

110 32 The only people who were killed by Mt St Helens were people who refused to listen to warnings. And one old dude named Harry Truman who was so old he did not give a single crap if and when he died.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)
-‐----------------
Truman's interviews were a treasure. Story goes that a niece tried to bribe him to leave with a bottle of whiskey. I was at Chief Gary Park, in Spokane when the ash cloud rolled in. Like giant gray snowflakes falling. Helluva few weeks.

Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2023 07:00 PM (tocrP)

111 Breaking: Descendants of Abel demand reparations from descendants of Cain.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:00 PM (kXYt5)

112 @10: "... moaned at Febie Waler's jokes ..."

Comedic abilities aside, she's stereotypically British, and everything that French women are not.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 07:01 PM (k1Qly)

113
Apparently, Meggie Sparkles can give Kamala a run for her money in the vapid word salad dept:

https://tinyurl.com/2q7es6dk

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 18, 2023 07:01 PM (Mzdiz)

114 96 Hilarious.

The Left has figured out why the murder rate is so high in Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, S. Carolina, ....

Because they voted for Trump, why else?

"Trump-Voting States Account for 8 out of the 10 Highest Murder Rates in 2020."
Link to yahoo newz:
https://tinyurl.com/mtu6p5dk
Posted by: Gentlemen,



Fixed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 18, 2023 07:01 PM (ifUkZ)

115 d be willing to make reparations offer of $200k but you have to give up your US citizenship and leave the country.

What other country would want such useless grifters and malcontents?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (eOEVl)

Appears Europe is woke enough as long as you have assets. But in reality probably only African and Caribbean countries. Again for the same reason.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 07:01 PM (MNhXM)

116 103 Whatever happened to our brave photog Zombie?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:54 PM

I think we got too "Trumpy" for him/her.

Posted by: Rusty Nail
===

That's too bad. I'd followed Zombie Times before I came here and that's been quite awhile.
Posted by: Jukin
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Eh, never know for sure. Zombie disappeared somewheres after the election in November of 2020.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:02 PM (3aLWR)

117 Disney announced today that it is shutting down it's Galactic Starcruiser Hotel/Experience due to Desantis' War on Gays and lack of customers.

But mostly lack of customers.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:02 PM (5p7BC)

118 ||The Vatican came under attack on Thursday as a car rushed the Santa Anna Gate, which serves as one of the primary entrances to Vatican City. Gendarmes fired at the car, and the driver, 40, was apprehended.

Vatican guards took aim at the speeding car, and it was reported that the driver was suffering from psychiatric problems, reports the AP.

The car rushed through the gates of the holiest city, home of Pope Francis, and Vatican gendarmes fired shots at the front tires of the speeding car. Despite the guards taking aim at the tires, the driver continued.

The Vatican press office said that the car got as far as the San Damasco Courtyard at the Apostolic Palace. When the driver emerged from the car, he was arrested immediately.

The driver was held in the Vatican barracks.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

119
How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.

____________

"Nonsense!" - Lottery winners. Pro athletes, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:02 PM (MoZTd)

120 Indiana Jones and the Dial of Desitin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 07:02 PM (Gri0J)

121 I will pledge to give federal maximum donations to any candidate who runs on a platform of hanging Merrick Garland by the neck for Treason until he stops twitching.

Are you listening, RFK Jr?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2023 06:53 PM

*narrows eyes*

Long drop or short drop?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 07:03 PM (Wnv9h)

122
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 18, 2023 07:03 PM (ENBF0)

123 Joe Mannix was just knocked out not 30 seconds into the show. Ouch!

Posted by: Hard-Headed at May 18, 2023 07:03 PM (Nn3xT)

124 My opinion is the government thieves will be the holders of the last wealth as everyone else drowns in poverty.

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 07:03 PM (xhxe8)

125
The driver was held in the Vatican barracks.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

_____________

The Holy Office of the Inquisition is going to be on his ass now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:03 PM (MoZTd)

126 It's going to be a disaster.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
-----------
Oh no,
Anyway . . . .

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:04 PM (3aLWR)

127 Whig you've been extra spicy today!

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 07:04 PM (pwExq)

128 Apparently, Meggie Sparkles can give Kamala a run for her money in the vapid word salad dept:

https://tinyurl.com/2q7es6dk
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 18, 2023 07:01 PM (Mzdiz)
_______________

Now what's the common denominator between those two?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

129 But mostly lack of customers.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:02 PM (5p7BC)

At 4k to 6k for a two night stay , the experience would have to be world shaking. I heard it was anything but.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 07:04 PM (MNhXM)

130 Edward Pentin @EdwardPentin
Vatican police shot at a car that drove at high speed through St Anne’s Gate shortly after 8pm. The driver got as far as San Damaso Courtyard where he got out and was apprehended. Vatican doctors say the intruder was in “serious state of psychophysical disturbance”
@HolySeePress

https://tinyurl.com/3ncnmw8k

In #118 I assume someone screwed up "holiest city" for "Holy See/City".

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)

131 Zombie made the rational decision not to get caught up in The Lives of Others.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (3DZIZ)

132 We weren't too Trumpy for zombie. IIRC, zombie was in danger of being publically identified and pretty much shut down her internet presence.

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (OX9vb)

133 Zombie was a Trump supporter. He left after the 2020 election heist. I think I saw one of his last posts that he was legit nervous about being exposed by some FBI op on conservative sites.

Not an unreasonable concern given what we are seeing daily out of the DOJ.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (5p7BC)

134 Santa Ana is Mexican. What's he doing in Rome?

Posted by: History Buff at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (Nn3xT)

135
In the Science being corrupted by woke politics dept, a woke SJW named Laura Helmuth is now the editor-in-chief of Scientific America, which used to a serious publication. Well, she tweeted something about how some species of bird "akshually" has 4 sexes. It's non-binary, haters!

Well, an evolutionary biologist took her to task, man-splaining how that was pure, unadulterated BS. She simple blocked him, and everyone else pointing it out:

https://tinyurl.com/2moxshz5

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)

136 The Holy Office of the Inquisition is going to be on his ass now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Considering the intermittent scandals that crop up with the Swiss Guard, yeah!

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (jzzG8)

137 Trump-Voting States Account for 8 out of the 10 Highest Murder Rates in 2020.

Yeah they love doing this with stats, pretending its the entire state, not the Democrat-controlled Biden-voting areas where the killings take place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:06 PM (0hOvj)

138 Zombie is behind enemy lines and knows the site is not secure and there are elements that would out him/her in a heartbeat.

This was every bit as true when Zombie posted.

We occasionally get these covert-ops type commenters who insist their cover has been blown and they have to pull out. They always seem a little touched in the head to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:06 PM (ppBhU)

139
Bad year for America. But look at '61. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the Public Library, fella.

Posted by: Lt Joe Bookman at May 18, 2023 07:06 PM (enJYY)

140 124 My opinion is the government thieves will be the holders of the last wealth as everyone else drowns in poverty.
Posted by: Skip

Not that likely to happen that way. Basically, the elites are working against what history predicts that will happen. Basically, every time the elites get so hopped up on themselves to despoil the populace---the populace supports a bigger meaner asshole than a bunch of poncy ones to put the elites into the ground or in camps. Usually it is one of the elites that does the rest of them in.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:06 PM (3aLWR)

141
In #118 I assume someone screwed up "holiest city" for "Holy See/City".
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)

____________

The Holy See refers to the Church as a whole. Vatican City is the administrative entity thereof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (MoZTd)

142 But in reality probably only African and Caribbean countries. Again for the same reason.

I very much doubt that.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (eOEVl)

143 d be willing to make reparations offer of $200k but you have to give up your US citizenship and leave the country.

What other country would want such useless grifters and malcontents?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (eOEVl)

Appears Europe is woke enough as long as you have assets. But in reality probably only African and Caribbean countries. Again for the same reason.
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 07:01 PM (MNhXM)
______________

Let's face it: $200 K is chump change. Suppose the recipient is 30 years old, and lives to 80. That would be a princely $4 K per year. Woot!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

144 Sparkle Markle is in hot water now for pretending she was in a high speed runaway from paparazzi desperate to get her picture... you know, just like Diana, right?

Except everyone else involved, like her driver, bodyguards, bystanders, police etc say "never happened."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (0hOvj)

145 Not exactly right on St Helens. They had the mountain shut down but folks threw a hissy fit about it. So they opened it back up in time for the eruption. And Harry Truman lived at Spirit Lake and refused to evacuate.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (ouTlx)

146 The Holy Office of the Inquisition is going to be on his ass now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


*******

Le Agitateur de L'Vatican

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (kXYt5)

147 131 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (3DZIZ)

Which in her case was a cogent decision, again we joke about it because that is what we do but understand the law enforcement agencies have made up their mind and spoiler alert they are the democrat party not so secret police.

They will literally wrist slap murderers and throw the book+ at wrong thinkers.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (X0I7i)

148 "And one old dude named Harry Truman who was so old he did not give a single crap if and when he died."

He was down with the old Sioux saying
"It's a good day to die"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (MeG8a)

149 How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Oh no. You get reparations, you will never, ever get another dime from any city/state/fedgov entity again.

EVER.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 07:08 PM (ous9O)

150 @133

>>Zombie was a Trump supporter. He left after the 2020 election heist. I think I saw one of his last posts that he was legit nervous about being exposed by some FBI op on conservative sites.


Zombie was a chick and lived behind enemy lines in SF and her primary job was working in an industry that is leftist.

She was scared of being exposed and being excommunicated or worse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2023 07:08 PM (CAMqF)

151 Somebody responded to the Tampa guys call for reparations by posting "we had the $ for reparations but we gave it to the migrants "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 07:08 PM (ALKJB)

152 yeah, Zombie bailed when Biden stole the election because they were in a very dangerous situation and did not need to give the bad guys any more help.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:08 PM (0hOvj)

153 Edward Pentin @EdwardPentin
Vatican police shot at a car that drove at high speed through St Anne’s Gate shortly after 8pm. The driver got as far as San Damaso Courtyard where he got out and was apprehended. Vatican doctors say the intruder was in “serious state of psychophysical disturbance”

Now let's not jump to conclusi.... and it's muzzies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 07:08 PM (17s+e)

154 Oh no. You get reparations, you will never, ever get another dime from any city/state/fedgov entity again.

EVER.


Right? What exactly is the endless public assistance and preferences, if not reparations?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:09 PM (ppBhU)

155 Let's face it: $200 K is chump change. Suppose the recipient is 30 years old, and lives to 80. That would be a princely $4 K per year. Woot!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

In some third world countries you can live on 4k a year pretty well.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 07:09 PM (MNhXM)

156
Vatican doctors say the intruder was in “serious state of psychophysical disturbance”

___________

Methodist?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:10 PM (MoZTd)

157 138 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:06 PM (ppBhU)

Zombie has been at ground zero of some pretty hairy situations....I have been around them since before the 9/11 protest movement.

You have not lived until you have had to explain your political views and sense of humor to a federal investigator.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:10 PM (X0I7i)

158 127 Whig you've been extra spicy today!
Posted by: blaster
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For some reason, Ace has hit all of my major dislikes today. Luntz, the runaway Royals, Devil Mouse Inc, Socialist dipshits, and now despoilers of our military.

I am naturally a curmudgeon but all of these horrors make me 'y'all get the hell offa my friggin lawn' after which I activate the claymores.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:10 PM (3aLWR)

159 The Holy See refers to the Church as a whole. Vatican City is the administrative entity thereof.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Hmm, The Holy See is named as a non-member observer in the UN. I think it's more to do with the Papal State.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 07:11 PM (jzzG8)

160 152 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:08 PM (0hOvj)

She has not engendered love from Antifa and Donk Underground types.

The civil service has made it very plain that yes there are two or three systems of justice in this nation and no none of us are in the connected club.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:11 PM (X0I7i)

161 Reparations have been paid to black people in the form of blood and treasure, remember, they did not free themselves, they were freed by the exertions of others.

If they want more money, they can get it straight from the Democrat party.

And instead of reparations, how about a little gratitude?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2023 07:12 PM (CAMqF)

162 Cpl Bowen apparently is in a war zone. Is his boyfriend going AWOL? I guess the responder could offer him some dick as a comfort, assuming genders.

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2023 07:13 PM (AmoqO)

163 Somebody responded to the Tampa guys call for reparations by posting "we had the $ for reparations but we gave it to the migrants "
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Galactic level of trolling.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM (ous9O)

164 Santa Ana is Mexican. What's he doing in Rome?
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Setting up a rock band!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM (Vwz3I)

165 You have not lived until you have had to explain your political views and sense of humor to a federal investigator.
Posted by: sven

I was informed by Der Kommisar and the Twightlight Zone videos that interrogations involved leggy dancers in pleather.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM (3aLWR)

166
I remember advising zombie 20 years ago to watch the reflection in the glasses/sunglasses of the people she photographed. She was on it. If she bailed, it's for a good reason. Doesn't mean she isn't still around under a different nic.

Some people do that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM (enJYY)

167 And instead of reparations, how about a little gratitude?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2023 07:12 PM (CAMqF)
________________

Not a chance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

168 @117: "... shutting down it's Galactic Starcruiser ..."

Sadly predictable how they snuck that press release out mid-afternoon following this morning's barrage of progressive gloating about Disney canceling the 2000 job relocations from California and trimming $1B (~5.6%) from the $18B ten year Florida development budget.

Third grade slight of hand and almost everyone will fall for it.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM (k1Qly)

169 One of the most unjust things you can do is to punish someone for something they did not do. It is utterly unfair and wrong, and everyone deep down knows it.

Don't take my tax money and hand it to someone else to pay for something I didn't do. Especially since nearly every black person in the USA is mixed and can claim both US slave owners and US slaves in their ancestry. They gonna pay themselves?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:15 PM (0hOvj)

170 Those are certainly the claims made. I guess I just don't think it wise to take those claims at face value.

Palpatine wasn't a humble Slav correspondent.

Tickled Pink wasn't a gal with man problems.

Allie wasn't a she.

That's not even counting the asshole who was constantly collecting money before the Cobs forbade it, or the guy who absconded with MoMe travel money.

People claim a lot of shit in grey boxes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:15 PM (ppBhU)

171
Hmm, The Holy See is named as a non-member observer in the UN. I think it's more to do with the Papal State.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 07:11 PM (jzzG

___________

Vatican City is a creation of the Lateran Treaties. The Church uses the term "Holy See" as a signifer of its universal nature. Ambassadors are not accredited to Vatican City but the Holy See.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:15 PM (MoZTd)

172 >How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

The Chapelle's Show skit about this is hilarious. Back from when you could joke about such things.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 07:16 PM (a/py5)

173 How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I am confident that if we pay them all $3 million each, all the crime, drug abuse, and bastard children will end.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at May 18, 2023 07:16 PM (kCPIa)

174 28 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 3h
TAMPA MAN: “Homelessness and all this other garbage y'all talk about — police violence and all this stuff — don't nobody care about that. [...] We care about our reparations & we have to put white people on notice that we want our reparations! [...] $3 million per person!”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)


Fine.

But first, we are going to deduct every penny of any benefits you have received from the government in the form of welfare, free medical care, free housing, free education, etc., WITH INTEREST ACCRUING FROM THE FIRST TIME YOU ACCEPTED THOSE BENEFITS.

Also, if you are more than 1 generation removed from someone who was actually a slave - and you have documentation to prove it - you get bupkis, because you were never a slave.

And if you ever had an abortion , you will be charged for the amount of future earnings/taxes paid by that child and any subsequent generations which have not paid into the system by virtue of YOU shifting out their life, and thus depriving the government of their money.

You didn't build that, after all.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 18, 2023 07:16 PM (SRRAx)

175 One of these days the honest gays are going to cotton on to the fact that their Gay Allies who are largely responsible for the really nutty alphabet stuff are just using them, not unlike the WWI era aristocratic gentlemen generals who sent an entire generation to die in the trenches because they could.

Posted by: CppThis at May 18, 2023 07:16 PM (PZvjL)

176 Breaking: Garth Brooks says he showered with Steven Tyler.

Posted by: Moron News Service at May 18, 2023 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

177 Buttplug said that climate change has been a concern since the scriptures and in antiquity. Kind of means it's not man made

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 07:17 PM (ALKJB)

178 Zombie is behind enemy lines and knows the site is not secure and there are elements that would out him/her in a heartbeat.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:57 PM (X0I7i)

Oh bullshit.

It was histrionics, and anyone with half a brain uses a VPN for security.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:17 PM (ZCCyW)

179 Well, she tweeted something about how some species of bird "akshually" has 4 sexes. It's non-binary, haters!

https://tinyurl.com/2moxshz5
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)

So, a sperm and egg and a potato and a crescent wrench all combine and what the actual F? It should be physically painful to be that stupid.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2023 07:17 PM (cupoy)

180 But first, we are going to deduct every penny of any benefits you have received from the government in the form of welfare, free medical care, free housing, free education, etc., WITH INTEREST ACCRUING FROM THE FIRST TIME YOU ACCEPTED THOSE BENEFITS.
________________

You left out incarceration expenses, which are hefty. Also there needs to be some accounting for ruining American inner cities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

181 "Scientists" were (kinda) right about Mt St. Helen, so ALL that have the official "Scientist" merit badge (issued by corrupt federal government) MUST be believed.

Just like "Believe All Women" ... which has now been revised to mean "believe all men when they say they are women, despite the penis".

Great Barrington Declaration was real science, cancelled by murderous dwarf Fauci. Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2023 07:18 PM (Cus5s)

182 LOL - I hadn't heard about the $1B budget cut. Florida is their only profitable park.

Sure flush the money down the Shanghai toilet. Couldn't care less.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:18 PM (5p7BC)

183 170 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:15 PM (ppBhU)

If Zombie was an op it was an op they ran for 2 decades and I wish him/her well in their retirement.

I am Sven, I have been here a while I am a broken down older than 45 male who has spent entirely too much time aiding and abetting the US Army in its many (mis)adventures via being a spouse and a contractor.

I have told a station commander once, that I work really hard to live in reality.

The reality is I think Gen X and some of their kids are the last Americans as that term was understood for 300 years.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (X0I7i)

184 Holy See lol, Catholicism has zero biblical basis.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (o/vR0)

185 I'm not giving anyone a frigging dime of reparations. Get fucked. Better yet, stop fucking, pull up your pants and get a job and if you do have kids try raising them instead of turning them into wards of the state which I get to pay for.

They owe me reparations.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

186 If 'serious state of psychophysical disturbance” means "Holy Snackbar" then yeah

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (xhxe8)

187 Not a chance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM


To be fair, that's not an attitude of gratefulness.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

188 Palpatine was life as art and was about as real as Andy Kaufman's wrestling gig. Entertaining as much as most sitcoms today.

The others late unlamented nics you mentioned were sad, not so entertaining clowns.
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Zombie at least had pix from the West Coast freak parade in their favor of actual existence at Zombietime.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (3aLWR)

189 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:15 PM (ppBhU)

Agree but wasn't Allie claimed to be another reg who finally started a transition?

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

190 Wait wut, someone attacked the Vatican and the Swiss Guard didn't instantly baleet their ass? How the mighty have fallen...

Posted by: CppThis at May 18, 2023 07:19 PM (PZvjL)

191 LOL wow.

Zombie seemed like a good sort right in the belly of the beast, I see no reason to question their statements and concerns. If anything, were I a woman living in SF, I would be very worried about Antifa kicking the door in or visiting her at work, too. Why is that so hard to imagine??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:21 PM (0hOvj)

192
How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

__________

Give $3 million to any poor person of whatever race. 10% will use it to set themselves on a path to sustained prosperity. 90% will blow it in a year. Because they still have the bad habits that keep them poor: bad impulse control, inability to set priorities, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:21 PM (MoZTd)

193 165 Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:14 PM (3aLWR)

My investigator was a charming young man who was a fellow refugee from my home state wandering the circuit.

I am happy I did not deal directly with the FBI.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:21 PM (X0I7i)

194 I guess whistleblowers won't be person of the year anytime soon.

Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (E+mhF)

195 In a lot of ways I wish that I lived in a town where persons of my own political and moral persuasion weren't outnumbered two to one.

It would also be nice if the one third that are one vaguely the same side as I am would take all the elections seriously.

We had a chance to put some non-groomers on our county library board, and if everyone conservative who turns out for November elections had turned out for this one we could have.

But no, it's the same one-third conservative, two-thirds kiddy-diddlers turnout that happens at the big elections.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (ou9hh)

196 FWIW,

@JennaEllisEsq 17m
Don't take the liberal media's bait and spin.

The truth is that Disney's Lake Nona deal has been dead for months and NOT because of Ron DeSantis. The project died the day Bob Chapek (who ardent Disney fans loathed) got fired as CEO.

Here are two Disney reporters confirming it…

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (jzzG8)

197 191 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:21 PM (0hOvj)

You work in an industry that pretends to think Antifa is if anything too soft and live in the city Portalnd and Seattle are trying to be.


Yeah I would have popped smoke too.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (X0I7i)

198 If Zombie was an op it was an op they ran for 2 decades

I don't Zombie was an op. I think Zombie had a 4chanish personality and was prone to all the corresponding faults.

I'm supposed to believe that Zombie quit commenting here because it posed an existential threat? Zombie can keep Zombietime up on the web without risk but can't comment here? It just doesn't track for me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (ppBhU)

199 People claim a lot of shit in grey boxes.


I realy am a MarshWiggle!!

(Harumph)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 18, 2023 07:23 PM (ifUkZ)

200 Well, she tweeted something about how some species of bird "akshually" has 4 sexes. It's non-binary, haters!

https://tinyurl.com/2moxshz5
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 18, 2023 07:05 PM (Mzdiz)


Tweeted "almost as if". Not even as if. Almost means not actually 4 sexes. They only have two.

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 07:23 PM (pwExq)

201 175 One of these days the honest gays are going to cotton on to the fact that their Gay Allies who are largely responsible for the really nutty alphabet stuff are just using them, not unlike the WWI era aristocratic gentlemen generals who sent an entire generation to die in the trenches because they could.
Posted by: CppThis


Their fear is that if people start to think all these freaks are mentally ill -- if a person can imagine they are a different sex -- then maybe being gay is a social construct too. Maybe they are not "born that way." Then what?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 07:23 PM (kCPIa)

202 I get depressed sometimes because no one thinks I'm an op or a glowie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 07:24 PM (01RRE)

203 176 Posted by: Moron News Service at May 18, 2023 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

He was drunk it was Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:24 PM (X0I7i)

204 I think zombie stopped all internet presence not just here.

But don't dare try to tell me that Zod isn't real....

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 07:25 PM (pwExq)

205 Lake Nona is a long fucking way from Disney World. I've never even heard of this deal.

If this was something else that idiot Chapek dreamed up, then good riddance.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:25 PM (5p7BC)

206
Interesting commentary today on a somewhat middle of the road AM radio station today in the Philly area about how a woman of color is almost certainly going to be the next Mayor of the city. Which was 'who but a woman of color' could say what she says about crime and punishment?

I might have to think about this some more, but right away I was kinda shocked with the absolute reality of it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 07:25 PM (enJYY)

207 It was histrionics, and anyone with half a brain uses a VPN for security.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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VPNs don't offer that much security since https system became widely used except for commercial trackers.

Fingerprinting a system, TPM, and a lot of other nasty ways exist to track someone. If one even cares to do it, bluetooth is easily hacked and receiving signals from something like keyboards is possible.

Me, I increasingly don't care anymore as I move into the not so golden years simply because the numbers aren't there for the idiots to consolidate their power and this is most probably their high point in power. Second is, after seeing dementia close up as well as 'good' nursing homes, I would rather be at one with the dirt than for either of those fates.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:25 PM (3aLWR)

208 Well, looks like that's it for my old Marine Corps. Anything else out there the progs want to fuck up? And, the cops not being able to recruit informants by ethnicity. Not a great fan of informants in general, but sometimes it's necessary. You get word that the Iman is talking all Aloha Snackbar 'splodey and the only guy you can send in is newbie Sean O'Flynn. I don't think we'll make it to 2024.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (lz5hY)

209 198 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (ppBhU)

Zombie has not updated ZT since 2020.

She popped smoke.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (X0I7i)

210 Yeah I would have popped smoke too.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM


Don't count on a dustoff anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

211 Zombie can keep Zombietime up on the web without risk but can't comment here? It just doesn't track for me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (ppBhU)

This...

AoSHQ is perfectly safe for anyone who has a minimal interest in remaining anonymous. Could the CIA figure out who we all are? Yeah...sure. But anyone who gets on that sort of radar has bigger things to worry about than commenting on Ace of Spades.

I think zombie was a shtick.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (ZCCyW)

212 Wait wut, someone attacked the Vatican and the Swiss Guard didn't instantly baleet their ass?
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They guard a different area; the Gendarmerie got the guy. Wiki...
https://tinyurl.com/33bx782p

Gun Thread!
||Weaponry
The Gendarmerie is equipped with weapons to protect Vatican City State. The Glock semi-automatic pistol (various versions) in 9 mm Parabellum is the standard-issue weapon.[7] They also have more powerful weapons, such as: the Beretta M12 and Heckler & Koch MP5 submachine guns.[7]

The Rapid Intervention Group (GIR) is equipped with the Carbon 15 carbine and Heckler & Koch FABARM FP6 shotguns.

Against possible riots, they are supplied with batons, tasers,[13] pepper sprays[7] and tear gas.

Swords are carried for ceremonial duties.[14]||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)

213 Also note that the sentence reads "children...should be able to have abortions..." that's some sick stuff.

Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 07:27 PM (E+mhF)

214 the guy who absconded with MoMe travel money.

People claim a lot of shit in grey boxes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:15 PM (ppBhU)

WHAT? Who did that? I knew about Tickled pink, and their idiocy, Palpatine was at least entertaining, but who took money and scarpered?

Posted by: Moki at May 18, 2023 07:27 PM (JrN/x)

215 198 I'm supposed to believe that Zombie quit commenting here because it posed an existential threat? Zombie can keep Zombietime up on the web without risk but can't comment here? It just doesn't track for me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:22 PM (ppBhU)


I'm not really familiar with the case at hand, but I just want to say that Minx is just about as anonymous/grayman friendly as anything on the web can possibly be.

Posted by: CppThis at May 18, 2023 07:27 PM (PZvjL)

216 182 LOL - I hadn't heard about the $1B budget cut. Florida is their only profitable park.

///

not anymore since the groomers can't ...checks notes on Florida laws ... expose selves to children anymore.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:27 PM (MLrvz)

217
Swords are carried for ceremonial duties.[14]||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I)

_____________

The Rosaries, man....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (MoZTd)

218 Zombie can keep Zombietime up on the web without risk but can't comment here?

Zombietime is a fixed item probably behind lots of walls of anonymity and protection. It hasn't been updated for years.

Commenting here is dangerous because we overshare and give information every post that helps build a picture of someone. I see a pretty significant difference.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (0hOvj)

219 I think zombie was a shtick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (ZCCyW)

Yeah.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (o/vR0)

220 Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:25 PM (3aLWR)

AoSHQ is safe from casual investigating. As I mentioned, if somebody gets on the wrong radar, a few comments on Ace of Sapdes is the least of one's worries.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (ZCCyW)

221 204 Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 07:25 PM (pwExq)

Zombie went native, and were it possible for me to do so I would have started pretending to be the ultimate Joey Plugz fan ever, I have done it before as HillaryFan! after all.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (X0I7i)

222 The reality is I think Gen X and some of their kids are the last Americans as that term was understood for 300 years.
Posted by: sven at

////

yup, share that insight about gen x.

we straddle america and post-invasion america. the boomers are too evil and/or insulated to care. the millenials have no idea what they lost.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (MLrvz)

223 Agree but wasn't Allie claimed to be another reg who finally started a transition?
Posted by: polynikes

Sympathy troll and perhaps an op. Kept repeating don't hurt me or be mean to me and some such gibberish. Might have been directed at trying to get hate posts to report AOS about. Unfortunately Empire of Jeff was not around to flame it.

Most people ignored it.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (3aLWR)

224 AoSHQ is perfectly safe for anyone who has a minimal interest in remaining anonymous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM


Pro Tip: Don't be the one Commenter who uses a real email address.

You know who you are.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

225 149 How long would this idiot's $3 million last? I give it a year, on the outside, before he'd be back on welfare.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Oh no. You get reparations, you will never, ever get another dime from any city/state/fedgov entity again.

EVER.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 07:08 PM (ous9O)



That's not how reparations for blacks will work! My current DEMAND for $14 Trillion, for cheated and racially-abused blacks, will be only a small down-payment on WHAT YOU OWE US!

Posted by: Cori Bush at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (AMIL/)

226 212 Up to 1970, IIRC, the Swiss Guard carried Dreyse Model 1907 7.65 pistols. Then somebody picked up a copy of Guns and Ammo and found things had changed a bit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 07:29 PM (lz5hY)

227 211 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (ZCCyW)

Maybe, of course they have those magic servers in the desert for some reason.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:30 PM (X0I7i)

228 https://tinyurl.com/39xuznkp
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Check #12. Read a article at American Thinker TikTok vidioers walking into people's homes unexpectedly and unknown.

Someone is going to get capped and it won't be funny

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 07:30 PM (xhxe8)

229 @220: "... a few comments on Ace of Spades is the least of one's worries."

More or less my opinion on "moron anonymity" too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (k1Qly)

230 Lie back, relax and think of Schiff.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (oWBc3)

231 AoSHQ is safe from casual investigating. As I mentioned, if somebody gets on the wrong radar, a few comments on Ace of Sapdes is the least of one's worries.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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True. Amateur doxxing is harder to do with VPN's and ironically the low tech nature of this site.

Y'all Cobs have more exposure than commenters do.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (3aLWR)

232 In Feinstein's defense, during those months she was in the hospital she was getting updated on Senate events by the Chinese spies working for other Democrat senators, so it probably felt like she was there all along.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (IrylL)

233 There is no such thing as anonymity on the internet. The feds have been watching from day 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)

234 222 Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (MLrvz)

It's okay though I think I got a little too smug in my 20s mocking the EUtopians blowing their culture's brains out in the first world war and given wisdom and time understand that we started a very slow ritualistic death ride in the 1860s whose bill came due a hundred years later.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (X0I7i)

235 *girds up*

I'M GOING TO GET INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH CBD!

Naw, just kidding.

FWIW, Zombie had the exact same shtick on Little Green Footballs before Chuckie went insane over intelligent design.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (5p7BC)

236 I learned to airpump my scrote thanks to Zombie

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:32 PM (MLrvz)

237 Someone is going to get capped and it won't be funny

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 07:30 PM (xhxe

On the contrary...I will be immensely amused!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:32 PM (ZCCyW)

238 Someone is going to get capped and it won't be funny

It might be funny.

We should at least let them keep trying and find out.

Killjoy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 07:33 PM (ppBhU)

239 AoSHQ is safe from casual investigating. As I mentioned, if somebody gets on the wrong radar, a few comments on Ace of Sapdes is the least of one's worries.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (ZCCyW)

The agencies aren't monitoring this site. We aren't that important.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 07:33 PM (o/vR0)

240 You guys are worried that the government will find you out.

Nope. We have no idea who any of you are. So keep chatting!

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 18, 2023 07:33 PM (pwExq)

241 Y'all Cobs have more exposure than commenters do.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (3aLWR)

Probably. But I never ruffle any feathers, so I am safe.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (ZCCyW)

242 @227: "... magic servers in the desert for some reason."

Last last computer shipped from Utah despite being ordered from an NYC company. I didn't care if the discrepancy was harmless or not. I got a good laugh outta the delivery either way.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (k1Qly)

243 "I learned to airpump my scrote thanks to Zombie"

What is your recommended psi?
Asking for a friend...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

244 I am just a little concerned about getting hauled before the Grand Limerickquisition.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (kXYt5)

245 is that why Mt. St. Helens was trending earlier today?

On this day in 1980, yeah. Unforgettable event in the Northwest.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:38 PM (0hOvj)

On this date, a mountain did something.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (BdMk6)

246 Pro Tip: Don't be the one Commenter who uses a real email address.

You know who you are.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Easy enough to use a real email address--just make sure it is not yours.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (3aLWR)

247 Zombie had the exact same shtick

Someone consistently posting the same kind of way on multiple platforms is trolling or suspicious?? Posting images of ghastly events going on by horrific perverts that nobody really knows about unless they are in SF to see it, that's a schtick?

This is just bizarre to me. There is zero reason to assume anything but that what they said is why they left. Where's this hostility coming from? God save everyone else if they have to stop posting here and what people will make up about us. That Taylor guy was always full of shit, I knew he was a troll.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (0hOvj)

248 just caught this part:

"Under the new policy, federal law enforcement officers will be prohibited from using neighborhood crime statistics in law enforcement activities and will be banned from considering ethnicity when developing sources within foreign terrorist organizations, the Daily Caller previously reported."

...........

????

this is like the shit clinton did, when a republican comes in and has to clean up these regs. The headlines "DeSantis DOJ to target ethnicity" "DeSantis DOJ to use crime stats that dispropropro diversity" just like Bush W had to deal with "Bush legalizes arsenic in the water"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (MLrvz)

249
The agencies aren't monitoring this site. We aren't that important.
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 07:33 PM (o/vR0)

____________

*pouts*
*kicks stones*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (MoZTd)

250 You know who you are.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

duncanthrax@1911.com

Is that correct?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:35 PM (ZCCyW)

251 The risk such as it is here is in long term identity clues and network mapping....

we don't really do anything nefarious, and when the chips are down if we are being brutally honest we are aging out of serious primary motive influence.

We are a 2d and 3d tier influencer who occasionally stiffens the spine of people like Insty and Tepid Err.

Any serious idiot gets heat from management, properly I might add but at the end of the day I have no doubt we are monitored.

I did mention my analysis of the implications on an FM 3-24 paradigm of the political mess we have been in post 2016 and the risks it presented to the American experiment.

My investigator visibly winced.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:35 PM (X0I7i)

252 The agencies aren't monitoring this site. We aren't that important.

They're doing here what they're doing everywhere else, downloading it all and searching for keywords and and specific phrases.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2023 07:35 PM (Bd6X8)

253 That Taylor guy was always full of shit, I knew he was a troll.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:34 PM (0hOvj)

Agreed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:36 PM (ZCCyW)

254 >>The agencies aren't monitoring this site. We aren't that important.

They don't monitor sites for the most part. They monitor traffic.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

255 ritualistic death ride in the 1860s whose bill came due a hundred years later.
Posted by: sven

///

hey, we voted harder. we elected W who opened the borders just like his dad.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:36 PM (MLrvz)

256 Well, I've been at the town festival all day, and I have yet to see any "pride goeth before the fall" parades. There was dancing, but it was traditional 19th century Dutch dancing. Pooky wanted to go shotgun shopping after watching Pookette dance in wooden shoes with her very enthusiastic boy partner, but I said no.

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted after just one day at May 18, 2023 07:36 PM (dtlDP)

257 I learned to airpump my scrote thanks to Zombie

Imagine trying to explain that to a time traveler from 1950

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 07:36 PM (pwExq)

258 CRT - using CBD's words. I'm not offering an opinion. Just pointing out that his/her online personality remained consistent since 2005.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

259 Up to 1970, IIRC, the Swiss Guard carried Dreyse Model 1907 7.65 pistols. Then somebody picked up a copy of Guns and Ammo and found things had changed a bit.
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The halberds have good reach though!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:37 PM (Vwz3I)

260 231 Amateur doxxing is harder to do with VPN's and ironically the low tech nature of this site.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:31 PM (3aLWR)


Exactly. people who get doxed, it's because they were on social media using their real name, address, etc. just putting all that shit out there. And the HQ only wants a psueodnym and something to fill in the email field, no accounts or anything like that. Frankly it's the sort of comment system that I would put together if I didn't want to make it easy for some bot farmer, troll brigade, or low-rent gubmint goon to harass the users.

Yeah, sure, Room 641A can theoretically capture IP traffic and unroll it but doing that requires focused effort on one person and dealing with multiple telcos to get the necessary information, so like CBD says if the extent of your thoughtcrime is making snarky comments about Slow Joe on the internet you'll be so far down The Man's shitlist that you might as well have been jaywalking in suburbia. Obviously it's different if one is into more substantial throughtcrimes or even actual-crimes, but in that case seriously why you not wardriving like a proper gent?

Posted by: CppThis at May 18, 2023 07:38 PM (PZvjL)

261 @259: "The halberds have good reach though!"

Multitasker! Useful for both poking and slicing!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 18, 2023 07:38 PM (k1Qly)

262 I never say anything radical here, and if I did, the feds are more than welcome. I could put on coffee, maybe some little snacks. Nothing fancy, maybe cookies, just those little vanilla wafers. Then I could start up with my award winning Malocchio and scare the bejeebers out of the little pussies.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 07:39 PM (lz5hY)

263 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Iris at May 18, 2023 07:39 PM (foa6+)

264 his/her online personality remained consistent since 2005.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

Eh...consistency doesn't confirm accuracy.

I found zombie's comments and "reports" to be loosely based on reality, and self-aggrandizing.

And one of our best commenters is no longer around in part because of zombie's bullshit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:39 PM (ZCCyW)

265 Agreed.

So say we all!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

266 They're doing here what they're doing everywhere else, downloading it all and searching for keywords and and specific phrases.

********

We're not sure what they're planning, but it's going to happen in Nantucket apparently.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:40 PM (kXYt5)

267 233 There is no such thing as anonymity on the internet. The feds have been watching from day 1.
Posted by: JackStraw

Hate to disagree, but yes there is. The only problem though is that if you keep accessing something like a website or use it via a static place, that is where they hang out to track you if you are a POI.

To keep true anonymity involves a lot of active attention to preserving it via access, patterns of use, and virtual machines and so on. As the gaps get narrower, you have to try harder.

But, that is true in general in a world full of cameras, surveillance of your finances, and so on.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:40 PM (3aLWR)

268 255 Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:36 PM (MLrvz)

A country cannot thrive when only half of its citizens love it more than their neuroses.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:41 PM (X0I7i)

269 I'll just chime in, agreeing with what others are saying.

Collecting the information is easy (and mostly illegal), what is hard is analyzing it for something useful.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:42 PM (5p7BC)

270 By the end of the middle ages all your major pole arms had experienced a sort of convergent evolution, so that the business end would have a bashy bit, a choppy bit, and a stabby bit.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 18, 2023 07:43 PM (flajg)

271 264 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:39 PM (ZCCyW)

I must have missed that, I am sorry to hear it.

When I am in the field I am essentially gone for a fortnight plus, and I do often pull the fade.

I appreciate this place, and I would not have been the person I was to aid other spouses and the soldiers that I have without it.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:43 PM (X0I7i)

272 Not disagreeing CBD.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 07:43 PM (5p7BC)

273 Probably. But I never ruffle any feathers, so I am safe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I have it on good notice that the Canadian Government has made you persona non grata for your opinion on maple syrup.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:44 PM (3aLWR)

274 There was dancing, but it was traditional 19th century Dutch dancing.

*******

I'll bet the streets were clogged.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:44 PM (kXYt5)

275 I think zombie was a shtick.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (ZCCyW)


Could be, but most things are a shtick. Maybe not fake and ghey, but maybe edited and not completely likable.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 07:44 PM (xhaym)

276 >>Hate to disagree, but yes there is. The only problem though is that if you keep accessing something like a website or use it via a static place, that is where they hang out to track you if you are a POI.

It's ok to disagree but I used to be in the business, in fact since the ARPAnet days. Find a key network interconnect or peering location anywhere and you will find an NSA office right around the corner.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

277 CBD you are blacklisted in all commonwealth countries....

The Canadians suffering your attacks on their only natural resource, the Aussies the psychological damage of pointing out their generational felony antics....

You are a legend man.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:46 PM (X0I7i)

278 276 Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)

From an open-source intelligence standpoint monitoring what piques the interests here is an indicator you could make an argument to monitor.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:48 PM (X0I7i)

279 I'll bet the streets were clogged.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:44 PM (kXYt5)

HA! Thank you for the laugh!!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl has never actually worn wooden shoes at May 18, 2023 07:49 PM (dtlDP)

280 The suspended FBI agents have a GiveSendGo page if you'd like to help them out monetarily:

https://tinyurl.com/2x2wxb6k

Posted by: IrishEi at May 18, 2023 07:49 PM (3ImbR)

281 for something useful.

// mipsel everuthin

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 07:50 PM (MLrvz)

282 HA! Thank you for the laugh!!!!
Posted by: pookysgirl

*******

Glad to help!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:51 PM (kXYt5)

283 People doing shtick and self-aggrandizement are two things you'll never see at this site.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:52 PM (kXYt5)

284 283 Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 07:52 PM (kXYt5)

Amen all straight shooters, just like Diamond Jim Comey.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:54 PM (X0I7i)

285 The NSA is out there with big data intercept but identifying someone specifically in meat space takes a lot more than sigint. It takes a lot of little things like system identification (can be spoofed), access location (harder but can be spoofed), and so on.

The hardest is you basically have to be in an urban location and mobile in that location through a variety of means where lots of database hit possibles exist which makes it harder to do a timely match up to databases assuming someone in fedgov is actively trying to locate someone.

You have to work seriously at it like a job and most people simply are not into doing that.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 07:54 PM (3aLWR)

286 People doing shtick and self-aggrandizement are two things you'll never see at this site.
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Exactly. We're more the understated-heroes types in my very, very humble opinion.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

287 ...repealing the state's parental notification law.

What about the ACA, Federal Employees Health Benefits, etc.? Benefit Plan notifications wouldn't be sent to parents/guardians? They might be 'after fact' notification but they still wind up part of the healthcare benefit file, I imagine, as somewhere that/those under age child(ren) must have a healthcare file. In fact, under the ACA, "children" can remain on their parents plan until age 26 (or more). How can't the parents know their child's medical care/services since they're still paying the associated bills such as copays?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 07:57 PM (GshMh)

288 >>You have to work seriously at it like a job and most people simply are not into doing that.

My point wasn't that random people are doing. It's the government doing it. And they have the resources and brain power to identify anyone they really want to identify.

Anything built by man can be unbuilt with enough access and money.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

289 239. The agencies aren't monitoring this site. We aren't that important.

IDK about that. The horde, as a whole, is very bright, resourceful, family oriented, freedom and country loving - among other fine attributes - a decent gauge of normal & how far it can be pushed.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 08:07 PM (GshMh)

290 My point wasn't that random people are doing. It's the government doing it. And they have the resources and brain power to identify anyone they really want to identify.

Anything built by man can be unbuilt with enough access and money.
Posted by: JackStraw

The issue is that you are conceiving of the whole federal government without the natural internal friction that goes on within government. For example, who does the meat space surveillance, who determines the financials, and so on. All of that coordination takes time and then there are budgets, man hours, vacations, and so on delaying responses.

Someone who lives to be anonymous has a unitary goal for the most part. Those that are in big gub or its contractors don't. That is one of the reason for repeated intel failures despite sigint, humint, satellite intel, and even direct warnings by in place assets. After whatever event happens, the system can kick in with vigor and a unified goal. Surveillance though has long periods of boredom, laziness, and sloppy practices and the more general the surveillance and longer in duration, the crappier and more mistake prone it is.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 08:11 PM (3aLWR)

291 What should he do about it? Kill the highest ranking officer on base who approved of this stress test.

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