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Whistleblowers Report Retaliation, Intimidation Tactics, and Illegal Accessing of Bank Records Without Subpoenas by FBI to the Weaponization of Government Committee
FBI whistleblower Garret O'Boyle said during the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government hearing Thursday that the organization has created an "Orwellian atmosphere." "Too many in the FBI aren't willing to sacrifice the hard right over the easy wrong," he said during his opening statement. "They see what becomes of whistleblowers-how the FBI destroys their careers, suspends them under false pretenses, takes away their security clearances and pay with no true options for real recourse or remedy." "This is by design," he continued. "It creates an Orwellian atmosphere that silences opposition and discussion." ... The whistleblowers allege that the FBI has inflated statistics on "domestic violent extremism."One FBI intelligence agent dared to question the veracity of Christopher Wray's congressional testimony. That's right -- someone thinks that Christopher Wray may be lying in his representations to Congress. I'll give you a moment to recover from the psychological shock of hearing that. Enjoy the soothing sounds of this forgotten 80s gem while you re-gather your wits. Back to the article:
Allen is black, by the way. Making him the newest recruit to the cause of Black White Supremacy. Here are some of the pre-written opening statements of the three witnesses speaking today.
A decorated FBI intelligence analyst has alleged to the Justice Department watchdog and Congress that he was retaliated against and his security clearance suspended for raising concerns about the factual accuracy of Director Christopher Wray's testimony to lawmakers about the investigation into the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, according to a letter obtained by Just the News. The lawyer for Intelligence Analyst Marcus Allen told Congress his client, a retired Marine, was once named the FBI employee of the year in his Charlotte, N.C., office but today has found himself without a paycheck and sidelined after raising concerns about the accuracy of Wray's testimony during a Senate hearing. In fact, FBI leaders even questioned Allen's "allegiance to the United States" before suspending his security clearance even though Allen served tours of duty during the Iraq war after the Sept. 11 attacks, wrote attorney Tristan Leavitt, the president of the Empower Oversight whistleblower center that is representing the analyst. "These circumstances strongly suggest Mr. Allen's leadership retaliated against him for disclosing his concerns about the veracity of Director Wray's congressional testimony and suspended Mr. Allen's security clearance as reprisal for that protected whistleblower disclosure to his supervisors," Leavitt wrote in a letter sent to Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz on April 26 and obtained this week. ... At issue is testimony Wray gave in March 2021 at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing when, under questioning Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., he left the impression to some that the FBI or law enforcement had not infiltrated certain groups like the Proud Boys that were blamed for the violence at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. .. Allen met to clear the air with some supervisors after learning his communication questioning Wray's testimony had ruffled feathers. A few months later he got a "massive shock," his lawyer alleged. "Despite being told the matter had been resolved, on January 10, 2022, the FBI proposed to suspend Mr. Allen's Top Secret clearance on the basis of security concerns related to Adjudicative Guideline A -- 'Allegiance to the United States,'" Leavitt wrote. "The letter stated: 'The Security Division has learned you have espoused conspiratorial views both orally and in writing and promoted unreliable information which indicates support for the events of January 6th.'" Leavitt wrote that the "FBI's suspension of Mr. Allen's security clearance, which directly cited his protected disclosure, is a clear violation" of federal law protecting whistleblowers."
He has been unemployed and without health insurance for his family for a year since Wray suspended him without pay.
Intelligence Analyst Marcus Allen has alleged that the bureau suspended his security clearance for raising concerns about the factual accuracy of testimony that FBI Director Christopher Wray gave to Congress about the events of the Jan. 6 Capitol riot. During a March 2021 hearing, Wray made remarks suggesting that the FBI or law enforcement had not infiltrated certain groups that attracted blame for violence at the Capitol during the incident.
After viewing a news article suggesting the opposite, Allen wrote to his supervisors asserting that "there is a significant counter-story to the events of 6 January 2021 at the US Capitol. There is a good possibility the DC elements of our organization are not being forthright about the events of the day or the influence of government assets."
He says he had to beg friends and neighbors for winter clothes for his children while the FBI kept his possessions locked up.
Also appearing in hearing will be Special Agent Garret O'Boyle, who has testified that the FBI prioritized investigations into anti-abortion groups in the aftermath of the 2022 Dobbs v. Jackson decision that overturned the constitutional right to the procedure. O'Boyle questioned the point of such an approach, noting that it was pro-abortion protesters who demonstrated outside of the homes of Supreme Court justices. He further contended that he was asked to speak to his anti-abortion informant about potential threats against the justices and that the FBI wanted its agents to look into pregnancy centers. In his prepared statement, O'Boyle will tell lawmakers of the atmosphere the bureau creates surrounding the practice of whistleblowing. ... In the remarks, O'Boyle recalls the oath he swore to defend the country, but laments that "[m]y oath, however, did not include sacrificing the hopes, dreams, and livelihood of my family: my strong, beautiful and courageous wife and my four sweet and beautiful daughters, who have endured this process along with me." "In weaponized fashion, the FBI allowed me to accept orders to a new position half- way across the country. They allowed us to sell my family's home," he continues. "They ordered me to report to the new unit when our youngest daughter was only two weeks old. Then, on my first day on the new assignment, they suspended me; rendering my family homeless and refused to release our household goods, including our clothes, for weeks."
Democrats support this and are furthering Wray's smears of these men. They also report that the FBI sought citizens' bank records without a subpoena, and that Bank of America -- which really needs serious government sanctions against it -- was all too willing to rat out their customers.
Special Agent Stephen Friend will also testify to his experience blowing the whistle. Friend made a complaint to the Office of Special Counsel alleging that he was suspended for raising concerns about the bureau's alleged manipulation of crime statistics, its treatment of Jan. 6 defendants, and its use of SWAT teams. "At each level of my chain of command, leadership cautioned that despite my exemplary work performance, whistleblowing placed my otherwise bright future with the FBI at risk. Special agents take an oath to protect the US Constitution," he will say. "The dangers of federal law enforcement overreach where hammered home to me when I was required to attend trainings at the Holocaust Memorial Museum and MLK Memorial. I cited my oath and training in my conversations with my FBI supervisors. Nevertheless, the FBI weaponized the security clearance processes to facilitate my removal from active duty within one month of my disclosures." "In addition to an indefinite, unpaid suspension, the FBI initiated a campaign of humiliation and intimidation to punish and pressure me to resign," his statement continues. "In violation of HIPPA, individuals at the FBI leaked my private medical information to a reporter at the New York Times. In violation of the Privacy Act, the FBI refused to furnish my training records for several months." "The FBI denied my request to seek outside employment, in an obvious attempt to deprive me of the ability to support my family. Finally, the FBI Inspection Division imposed an illegal gag order in an attempt to prevent me from communicating with my family and attorneys," he concludes.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation obtained the financial records of Americans from Bank of America "without any legal process" following the January 6, 2021 riot, according to an interim staff report from the House Judiciary Committee and Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government. The report containing allegations from FBI whistleblowers is the subject of a select committee hearing on Thursday. "Just like FBI whistleblowers [Garret] O'Boyle and [Stephen] Friend, retired FBI Supervisory Intelligence Analyst George Hill provided the Committee with detailed allegations of FBI civil liberties abuses," read the report, which was released ahead of Thursday's hearing. "Specifically, he testified that following the events at the Capitol on January 6, 2021, Bank of America (BoA) gave the FBI's Washington Field Office a list of individuals who had made transactions in the D.C., Maryland, Virginia area with a BoA credit or debit card between January 5 and January 7, 2021. He also testified that individuals who had previously purchased a firearm with a BoA product were elevated to the top of the list provided by BoA," it also read.
FBI Special Agent Garret O'Boyle was transferred across the country only to be suspended on his first day.
— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) May 18, 2023
The FBI’s actions forced his family to beg and borrow warm coats for their children because the family’s belongings were locked in an FBI-controlled storage facility. pic.twitter.com/T7BseKr0cf
Marcus Allen bravely served our country overseas in the armed services and has been suspended without pay for OVER a year by the FBI for "disloyalty."
— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) May 18, 2023
Listen to his powerful testimony ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/5fR0VTk5zb
Rep. Linda Sanchez (D-CA) asks FBI whistleblower Marcus Allen to respond to a tweet saying that Nancy Pelosi staged January 6 from a Twitter account under his name.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 18, 2023
It turned out to not be his account but she asks him if he agrees with the tweet anyway. pic.twitter.com/ZrjsrM2Kty
.@RepMattGaetz: "We just heard a Democrat on this committee question your allegiance to the United States. How many tours in Iraq did you do?"
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) May 18, 2023
ALLEN: "Two tours."
GAETZ: "For how many decades have you held a security clearance?"
ALLEN: "Two decades." pic.twitter.com/I97M9GjwK8
Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow It appears Committee Democrats were fed information by the FBI to question the whistleblowers, or more accurately, to try to smear the whistleblowers.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:01 PM (DHxRE)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 18, 2023 12:01 PM (Y+l9t)
Well of course. The FBI thinks ANTIFA is "just an idea"!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 18, 2023 12:01 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:02 PM (DHxRE)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 12:02 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup. "I'm in too deep, George. I have no choice but to keep going."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 12:03 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: BignJames at May 18, 2023 12:03 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at May 18, 2023 12:03 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2023 12:04 PM (BRHaw)
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Gangsters gonna be gangsters.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 12:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 12:04 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 18, 2023 12:04 PM (i7Q7S)
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You got sidebar in my main post!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 12:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 12:05 PM (lRky4)
https://tinyurl.com/2rj4rxmu
"woman arrested for gunpoint road rage incident in daycare parking lot".
She pointed her gun at the other driver (scary) and got charged with: possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, carrying a concealed deadly weapon, possession of a weapon in a safe school zone, aggravated menacing, terroristic threatening, and criminal mischief.
Posted by: JM in Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2023 12:05 PM (GjynU)
Posted by: Meritless Garland, representing all Democrat Attorneys General at May 18, 2023 12:05 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Catherine at May 18, 2023 12:05 PM (1O2UE)
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:05 PM (QCAe2)
Now do Hilldog and Russia Russia Russia
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 18, 2023 12:05 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 12:06 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Catherine
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Making the other 0.001% look bad.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:06 PM (QCAe2)
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These guys executed a coup, routinely take political prisoners and have put at least half the country into the "terrorist" or "extremist" groups - and you think they're worried about violating whistle-blower laws?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 12:06 PM (DU+/6)
@Heminator 2m
Ex-Biden Nuclear Official Sam Brinton Arrested As Fugitive From Justice
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 12:06 PM (jzzG8)
Zero their budget, it's the only way.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2023 12:07 PM (iB5Wb)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2023 12:07 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 18, 2023 12:08 PM (rbKZ6)
https://tinyurl.com/2nsry2bm
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:08 PM (QCAe2)
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This is typical. Ask anyone who got on the local city council's shit list and suddenly had his driveway and approaching street torn up for weeks due to sudden "emergency sewer work" that was eventually completed but no repairs to his property made.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 12:08 PM (DU+/6)
Missed a prime opportunity to sock him as Garrett O'Shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 12:08 PM (5fCiA)
Zero their budget, it's the only way.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2023 12:07 PM (iB5Wb)
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"Would you accept inept and impotent yelling during committee hearings?"
-The GOP
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2023 12:09 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2023 12:09 PM (kOpft)
This is where the Republicans lose me. There are all these extremely wealthy individuals who claim to be on our side and yet there are J6 res in prison for two years awaiting trial because they have public defenders who don't give a shit.
Daniel Penny has raised over 2 million dollars for his defense. Why has no one come to the defense of these people and the J6 ers. Trump is the worst offender. He could be orchestrating this kind of thing behind the scenes and instead just cares about 2024.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 18, 2023 12:09 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 18, 2023 12:09 PM (17s+e)
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I know this isn't Biden. Not enough shitting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:09 PM (lTGtQ)
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When he deigns to even show up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2023 12:09 PM (7tUHB)
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Why, it's *almost* like joining a criminal gang comes with consequences because - as every mobster learns - you can get in but you can never get out.
For those folks who didn't think they were joining a criminal gang, they have my sympathy - but they did, and this is what happens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
https://tinyurl.com/2nsry2bm
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong
Since Big Tech proved the can WFH during Covid, keep their asses in India.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 12:10 PM (5fCiA)
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They literally tried to leave the country, but noooo, the Smart People had to stop them and burn down the whole thing.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:10 PM (QCAe2)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:10 PM (DHxRE)
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Well, my honor means loyalty or, in the original German, Meine Ehre heißt Treue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 12:11 PM (FVME7)
Boy, she sure did. She may not like whistle blowers but she must do some squealing from time to time.
Posted by: Oink Oink! at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (uFrU+)
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If you think laws are really a thing, you kinda are.
Posted by: Methos at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (lTGtQ)
https://tinyurl.com/2nsry2bm
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:08 PM (QCAe2)
I didn't realize there existed that many trannies in India.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (DTX3h)
For those folks who didn't think they were joining a criminal gang, they have my sympathy - but they did, and this is what happens.
I'm not willing to go that far. The real corruption started under Obama, but it was probably relatively well hidden. I'm sure there are lots of FBIers who never thought their organization would be twisted this way.
yeah, yeah, ham n' eggers.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (i0IO3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2023 12:13 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at May 18, 2023 12:13 PM (QpUKb)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2023 12:13 PM (BK4zh)
He didn't lie! He lacked candor!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 12:13 PM (ynEI8)
Never happen though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (FVME7)
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They have six ways from Sunday to get back at you.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (EAdBB)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
When you have 1.5 BILLION people, you are bound to run across a few.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (5fCiA)
Posted by: The ARC of History!"
I heard some congresswoman today say that the Republicans questioning the FBI want the "Ultimate defund the police".
Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (DHxRE)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (2YtOq)
Never happen though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (Angsy)
That'd be a functional way of going about it.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (eYoxG)
Boy, she sure did. She may not like whistle blowers but she must do some squealing from time to time.
Posted by: Oink Oink! at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (uFrU+)
Another leftist bitch. Whether he agreed or not is immaterial to the things the FIB and the rest of Gov't is doing to whistleblowers and the rest of us.
MGGA! Make Gibbets Great Again!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (AxmOr)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (MeG8a)
Shutting down ballot counting in *eight* states all at once because of a toilet problem in *Detroit* in 2024.
That'll quiet down the people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
@marklevinshow
It appears Committee Democrats were fed information by the FBI to question the whistleblowers, or more accurately, to try to smear the whistleblowers.
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No, it appears that they are working together in a criminal conspiracy. In fact, appears is to weak a word to describe the collusion.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)
Linda Snizz-cheez asks Agent Allen if even if the tweet about Pelosi was false vis a vis staging 1/6, does he believe it anyway?
If I were him I'd answer, "If I didn't believe it before you asked me that, I am more likely to believe it now that you insult me by asking it."
And she had a big hand in it for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (DHxRE)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (Y+l9t)
Never happen though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (Angsy)
Paging Vlad the Impaler, Vlad the Impaler, pick-up the nearest red phone.
Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (DHxRE)
I do recall they tried that with a huge wad of cash to entrap papadapolis with marked bills. Not sure how they could jigger a non cash deposit but I am sure they have ways they can do that that I am unaware of.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: JT at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (T4tVD)
He didn't lie! He lacked candor!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 12:13 PM (ynEI
And veracity!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (ynpvh)
yeah, yeah, ham n' eggers.
Posted by: Archimedes
I'll bet Hammond Eggers got screwed under Clinton. Remember the Fibbie files in the Lincoln bedroom?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (5fCiA)
Any civil servant who forgets that gets destroyed.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (X0I7i)
Shutting down ballot counting in *eight* states all at once because of a toilet problem in *Detroit* in 2024.
That'll quiet down the people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Alternatively, you can tell everyone to just calm down.
That trick always works. Ask my hubby.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (9wdgA)
I do recall they tried that with a huge wad of cash to entrap papadapolis with marked bills. Not sure how they could jigger a non cash deposit but I am sure they have ways they can do that that I am unaware of.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (ncXxy)
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You know what they would never do?
Manufacture evidence against political opponents.
The GOP just needs a better candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (x0n13)
That trick always works. Ask my hubby.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (9wdgA)
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Woah, calm down there, lady.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (eYoxG)
Option 2: Let these idiots get us into a war, then lose. Maybe Russia and China would set up a new Nuremberg trial so we could get rid of them that way.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2023 12:18 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 12:18 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:19 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (DHxRE)
3 if you count JFK. He's GOP by today's standard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 12:19 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 12:20 PM (0dJLW)
Struggling vets get kicked out of their housing to make room for criminal illegals. But the DOJ/FBI atrocities are much broader than that.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 18, 2023 12:20 PM (Cus5s)
Just think what malignant technology can do to destroy a free people.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 18, 2023 12:20 PM (JiBYy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 12:20 PM (ynEI8)
Speaks poorly about our country that the proles lap this dogshit up.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 12:21 PM (a/py5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 12:21 PM (ynEI8)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 12:21 PM (iFTx/)
Really?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (xcxpd)
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Bit odd that they're sitting in front of the federal legislature describing screamingly illegal acts and that the legislature moreover has the power to define the lawbreakers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (AxmOr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 12:20 PM (ynEI
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"We thought about that, but it wasn't harsh enough. We're going to fully fund their new HQ and include a clause that says, 'The FBI director may...' so that we all know the FBI Director is responsible for all the shit we'll be fundraising off of for the next 50 years!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
That trick always works. Ask my hubby.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (9wdgA)
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Woah, calm down there, lady.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
What's got your panties in a bunch? --famous last words
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/3kecpwss
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Crocs and a messenger bag required for your enhanced viewing experience.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (AxmOr)
Obama basically cleared out anyone in government who wasn't a complete ball licking sycophant of his, and thanks to Trump's complete ignorance to the situation, we're going to be going on a decade and a half of these partisans running, staffing, and training all these agencies.
Even if DeSantis or Trump can win in 2024, rehabilitating the few agencies that we unfortunately do need will be such an uphill battle as they don't know who to trust in the agency, any potential bosses that are viable candidates will probably be lacking in experience, you'll have these same criminals undermining/ sabotaging you the whole time, and they'll make sure to burn any evidence if their crimes so no one will ever be held accountable.
As much as I hate Dems, they know how to achieve their goals (destroying/ restructuring America) while Republicans get in charge and focus mostly on stupid shit.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (jUHkh)
I was thinking over this idea yesterday.
Can I be bought? For how much, and for how long: until I have enough to buy a mansion (or 4) on a beach, in a Vineyard, in the Capitol, in the Windy City? So many choices.
Oh, I heard yesterday that the Dims are planning to nominate Mooch for 2024. I have the perfect campaign slogan:
Shovel Ready 'Chelle
Posted by: Ju at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (aTmM/)
Don't look now, but Google, Amazon, and Facebook quietly began applying for foreign worker visas after laying off tens of thousands of Americans.
https://tinyurl.com/2nsry2bm
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse
I'm torn between my reflexive patriotism wanting to defend Americans, and jolly, schadenfreuderiffic chuckling over seeing tens of thousands of commie cocksucker hipsters having to say "do you want fries with that" at their next job.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: rickb223
A major portion of our current troubles dates back to Hillary Clinton stealing hundreds of FBI files, which in themselves were illegally obtained. Once she had those files and began to blackmail members of congress, the entire operating principle of the federal government was compromised. If she had managed to steal the 2016 election, we would already have had concentration camps in this country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (lTGtQ)
They've been suspended as their cases are reviewed. Invited by Republicans to be friendly witnesses for their "weaponization of government" committee. They're all heroes to the right, of course -- to be avoided by those who need Xanax to suffer through this stuff.
Keep cleaning and sweeping for traitors...they’re everywhere!
Repuke conspiracy theories in 3...2...1... These guys were really dirty. Was Drumpf worth it!?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (BK4zh)
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They are one and the same. It is common in tyranny for the state system and the ruling party to merge. The CCP is the Chinese government. The ANC is the South African government. The DNC is the United States government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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For people who didn't get the joke, this isn't a joke.
This was literally the FBI's response to the Mueller investigation proving that they'd broken multiple laws and acted with the Obama administration, SoS Clinton, McCain, etc. in criminal action against a private citizen and presidential candidate in order to enact a coup.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:24 PM (QCAe2)
They need to strip the new fbi HQ of its Starbucks. Replace it with a Peets Coffee kiosk.
Bomb 'em with King Harv!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 12:24 PM (63Dwl)
In America they sell you out without asking for payment.
Now who was more Capitalist?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:24 PM (33dT+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 12:24 PM (FVME7)
*Reads poat*
So what you're saying is the FBI is hopelessly corrupt, its officers need to be jailed and the bureau abolished, the building demolished and the earth salted do nothing ever grows there again is that right? Cuz that's what I'm hearin'.
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (d/hox)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (x0n13)
Questionable but if we didn't vote to get the House these hearings would not be taking place. The roaches are scurrying in the light right now and these hearings may push others to become whistleblowers. At the minimum we need to make sure these hearings or summary of same are broadcast wide and far.
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (MNhXM)
And thanks, Ace, for asking this critical question. As I recall, Democrats, in other circumstances not too long ago, were pretty fiercely protective of whistleblowers.
"Why else would the Democrat Party help the FBI smear whistleblowers, if not to defend a weaponized government agency that does its bidding?"
Posted by: RM at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (0eYOS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (33dT+)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (jUHkh)
Rehabilitating? I'm thinking more along the lines of renditions.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)
Keep cleaning and sweeping for traitors...they’re everywhere!
Repuke conspiracy theories in 3...2...1... These guys were really dirty. Was Drumpf worth it!?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (JCZqz)
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So, the left has entered the "hooray! police state!' phase, I see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
I guess she reads my tweets after all
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Sanka.
They don't deserve Folgers.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (yoKC3)
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (Emce2)
I was thinking over this idea yesterday.
Can I be bought? For how much, and for how long: until I have enough to buy a mansion (or 4) on a beach, in a Vineyard, in the Capitol, in the Windy City? So many choices.
Oh, I heard yesterday that the Dims are planning to nominate Mooch for 2024. I have the perfect campaign slogan:
Shovel Ready 'Chelle
Posted by: Ju at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (aTmM/)
Someone had one better: "Let the Wookie Win"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (ynpvh)
'Only solution? Maybe, if Trump or another R becomes president, just arrest all of them. Govs activate their Nat Guard units, federalize them and start rounding them up.
Never happen though.'
If the R understood that our backs are against the wall and that failure to act means jail or death, this would happen.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (uFrU+)
I'll give you a moment to recover from the psychological shock of hearing that.
Enjoy the soothing sounds of this forgotten 80s gem while you re-gather your wits.
Ace, please, you can't lay stuff like that on us without warning, without preparation.
Now that smoov groove was good, but it would have been better as prep. You know, ease us into such an earthshaking revelation as that Wray might have prevaricated before the sacred institution of Congress. Many of us are of more tender years and sensibilities than you are, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (2YtOq)
And Dennis Kucinich - Kuchinich! - was one of the few opposing it. Talk about broken clocks and all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
The tech co's are more dangerous than any given latte-sucking commie. They need to be broken up.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (jzzG8)
' to define the lawbreakers.'
Lawbreakers - noun, plural. meaning those that would act contrary to the letter or spirit of the .law
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (uFrU+)
That's what happens to governments as they gain power.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (WHeuv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (33dT+)
They don't deserve Folgers.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (yoKC3)
Postum. Because fuck 'em.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (a/py5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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That astounding statement might as well have read "Fuck you, America!" because that was the clear message being conveyed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (cx1f3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2023 12:28 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2023 12:23 PM (BK4zh)
Nothing to see here. Not entrapment. Nothing to see here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404&t=35s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:29 PM (33dT+)
OJ, Brown, and Walter. Three best backs ever.
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 12:29 PM (o/vR0)
i'm glad there's hearings but it won't ammount to anything because the news won't cover it, and the papers won't report it, and the liv's won't care anyway.
the country is over. it was a good run.
i'm beyond pissed...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 18, 2023 12:29 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (lTGtQ)
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Have you heard of the FIB's National Security Letters? Demands access to your private information WITHOUT A COURT ORDER. Even the ACLU is pissed. https://tinyurl.com/5n845mkv
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2023 12:30 PM (e0ZY0)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 12:30 PM (DHxRE)
Speaks poorly about our country that the proles lap this dogshit up.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 12:21 PM (a/py5)
Blah Blah And I love those shows! The FBI are such heroes. We usually watch everyday when we can except when we go down to the SSA office to try and get more money in our Ponzi,errr, Social Security deposits.
I still miss "Kojack" and "The Blue Knight". There were my favorites over 50 years ago. It seems us loyal Americans just cannot get enough cop shows LOL
Posted by: Harriet and Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer Socialists at May 18, 2023 12:30 PM (i0IO3)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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Never heard of it.
My mom drank Sanka when I was a kid, and it always puzzled me why anyone would drink decaf coffee.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:30 PM (yoKC3)
@politicalmath
I did not know that the Covenant shooter took a detour from the school to the cathedral in order to shoot out the stained glass figure of Adam
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Well, this whole binary sex thing started with Adam.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 12:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:25 PM (33dT+)
Let 'em snort all that fentanyl that's crossing the border.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:31 PM (ynpvh)
So, garrett, would you describe yourself as a 'crocs and shelver', rather than a 'ham and egger'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:31 PM (zZu0s)
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Which means exactly nothing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 12:31 PM (fitjX)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (2YtOq)
The Patriot Act mainly organized procedures already in place under one document. The FISA court existed way before the Patriot Act. That said, any well intentioned legislation offered by the Right will be bastardized and misinterpreted by the Left for their benefit. See the Constitution.
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:31 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (yoKC3)
These 3 suspended agents, maybe THEY are the problem.
Posted by: Paul at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (Vo+m8)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (ZSK0i)
But one nugget of silliness was the idea that the GOP was responsible for "defunding the police" even as it's police recognition week down the Congressional hall. Such galling BS you can only laugh.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (aXxgO)
Remember the Taster's Choice couple? Giles from Buffy was one of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (zZu0s)
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The Hypothetical Republican elected in 2024 will have to create a cabinet level post with the mission of dismantling government
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (AxmOr)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
It happened under Hoover.
There were two specific reasons for lawyers and accountants. 1. It was felt that lawyers would make airtight cases, and accountants would be able to trace money.
I had a boss who was a retired FBI agent under Hoover.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (5fCiA)
https://tinyurl.com/2pkhr3r6
The Los Angeles chapter of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, who were going to be honored with the team’s Community Hero Award, have been removed from the lineup of this year’s event.
The Sisters are a self-described "leading-edge Order of queer and trans nuns" who use "humor and irreverent wit to expose the forces of bigotry, complacency and guilt that chain the human spirit."
...the group said in a statement of response:
"While we may no longer appear on Dodgers Pride Night we will be out on the streets of Los Angeles continuing to serve and uplift our community," the statement added. "If being true to oneself with love, joy and pride is a sin, then we, having been cancelled by the New York Post, and now the Dodgers, will do what we always do. We will go out and sin some more."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (MFZ8i)
It doesn't matter if the physical gold is actually held by US. They say it is there (of course it isn't there). A re-valuation will hit the books.
The price of that gold is currently set well below market value. That market value is under massive pressure to increase due to phys golds necessity in the USD work arounds being figured out by CHN and RUS and India and Iran and Saudi.
Phys gold is a liquid reserve asset and tradeable commodity that resolves the issue of over-accumulation of non-desired currency (rupee etc) by states seeking non-USD foreign trade.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (DWmVE)
That's good news, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2023 12:33 PM (d/hox)
FBI: Sorry, can't comment on an ongoing investigation. Tee-hee!
bigK needs to get to this after he releases the J6 tapes
Appropriations for FBI/DOJ $0.0
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2023 12:33 PM (3byMq)
Oh dirt in a filter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:29 PM (33dT+)
Was it fresh ground this morning?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
I did not know that the Covenant shooter took a detour from the school to the cathedral in order to shoot out the stained glass figure of Adam
I told everyone that this is a pagan religion.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (aXxgO)
That's good news, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2023 12:33 PM (d/hox)
Hmmm, so is this a Penthouse retread or are they doing actual history?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (yoKC3)
I am detecting the slightest whiff of cynicism.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (fitjX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (lz5hY)
Wow imagine the constant chit chat in Finnish households.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (DWmVE)
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (yoKC3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (33dT+)
Careful. Isn't that breaking a law that can result in 10 years in jail for "Encouraging someone to publish a meme."?
Posted by: RM at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (0eYOS)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (AxmOr)
That Cabinet position will need lots and lots of staff, a bureaucracy if you will.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (AiZBA)
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Sorry, but this is totally reasonable.
If you're an employee of the federal government who is unwilling to lie to, lie about, frame, intimidate, steal from, or even murder American citizens in order to advance the aims of the Democrat Party, then you are factually a traitor to the United States. The interests of the Party and State are unitary.
If you can't handle that, then you need to find a line of work that doesn't open you up to accusations like these.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:12 PM (lTGtQ)
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Have you heard of the FIB's National Security Letters? Demands access to your private information WITHOUT A COURT ORDER. Even the ACLU is pissed. https://tinyurl.com/5n845mkv
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2023 12:30 PM (e0ZY0)
"even unmask the identity of a person who has posted anonymous speech on a political website."
Yeah, I figure they probably know who we all are. Oh well.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
Speaks poorly about our country that the proles lap this dogshit up.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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No joke, that was always a psy-op, too. That was coordinated with the feds for that very reason.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (QCAe2)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
When you have 1.5 BILLION people, you are bound to run across a few.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (5fCiA)
going above and beyond for bobs and vagene...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (nXhwP)
Absolutely Paul, what America needs is a one party state whereby the democrat party using the American tax revenue ensures its power forever from the community chest.
Fuck you.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: JM in Illinois -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 18, 2023 12:35 PM (e0ZY0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
Right out of the can.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (ZSK0i)
That's good news, right? Right?
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2023 12:33 PM (d/hox)
Hmmm, so is this a Penthouse retread or are they doing actual history?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM (zZu0s)
This is a Penthouse retread. They're re-releasing it as an uncut - sorry, Ultimate Cut - for Cannes.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (/iWhV)
I don't see it being continued by the crop of GOP 2028 hopefuls
Not Ron and certainly not Youngkin
and you wont solve these problems in 4 years
what we'll get a Church like cover up
nuttin will change
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Satan at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (uFrU+)
I guarantee it.
Have a clearance?
You are surveilled.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (X0I7i)
Sam Brinton, the “nonbinary” activist tapped by Joe Biden for a key nuclear role before he was fired for repeatedly stealing women’s clothes, was arrested Wednesday night as a “fugitive from justice,” The Daily Wire has learned.
Montgomery County, Maryland, police arrested him at his home on Wednesday, police logs show. He is currently in jail and being held without bond.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 18, 2023 12:14 PM (2YtOq)
The Patriot Act mainly organized procedures already in place under one document. The FISA court existed way before the Patriot Act. That said, any well intentioned legislation offered by the Right will be bastardized and misinterpreted by the Left for their benefit. See the Constitution.
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:31 PM (MNhXM)
Yeah the Patriot Act has become a sort of totem or symbol when it individually was not terribly significant. It tends to be associated with things that either had already been done for decades, or were unrelated to the particular Act(not to mention many of its provisions are now expired).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (eYoxG)
So, garrett, would you describe yourself as a 'crocs and shelver', rather than a 'ham and egger'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:31 PM (zZu0s)
speaking of which...Damn it, just got an f'n crocs commercial on youtube. Who do they think I am?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
That trick always works. Ask my hubby.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (9wdgA)
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Woah, calm down there, lady.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
What's got your panties in a bunch? --famous last words
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)
I'm fine.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (9wdgA)
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:30 PM (yoKC3)
Ersatz "coffee" that Mormons would (still do?) drink, along with others who I guess couldn't handle the pleasure of the real thing.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (a/py5)
Posted by: fd
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You know, when I was a kid, we all wanted to grow up to be FBI agents, the good guys dealing with the bad guys. Truth, justice, the American way. We wanted to be Melvin Pervus.
There was a cereal company, or some such, which promoted the 'Junior G-Men' club. I still have the little badge somewhere amongst my childhood memorabilia.
I cannot imagine, today, that any parent might approve of a child having any aspirations to be involved with the FBI. But then, apparently, I'm rather out of touch with the current generation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (LoE4a)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (/iWhV)
Huh. I wonder if they added porn or history?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (33dT+)
Sam Brinton, the “nonbinary” activist tapped by Joe Biden for a key nuclear role before he was fired for repeatedly stealing women’s clothes, was arrested Wednesday night as a “fugitive from justice,” The Daily Wire has learned.
Montgomery County, Maryland, police arrested him at his home on Wednesday, police logs show. He is currently in jail and being held without bond.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (2tUFv)
Bet he can't wait for the showers. No soap on a rope needed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Make your choice! ace or garrett?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (zZu0s)
And when I say democrat party, that includes their militant wing, the FBI.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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codified into law, if you will.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (QCAe2)
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (o/vR0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (33dT+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (LoE4a)
Seriously though - it is because I spend so much time here that NONE of this stuff, nor the findings of the Durham report, are "news" to me / us. Thank you for doing what you do.
I'm done sucking up for now.
Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (0dJLW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (33dT+)
He can 'try' to steal it from another inmate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)
She would spoon sugar into that bad boy well up to half full. Like the waitress in whichever Dirty Harry movie that was. Lots of sugar.
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (MNhXM)
These 3 suspended agents, maybe THEY are the problem.
Posted by: Paul
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It's neat how Paul has come out as pro-corporation AND pro-secret police this week.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (QCAe2)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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Never heard of it.
My mom drank Sanka when I was a kid, and it always puzzled me why anyone would drink decaf coffee.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023
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I think Postum is a grain-based coffee substitute, without caffeine. It's like decaf. Maybe it's intended for people who can't handle the acidity even of decaf coffee? Don't know.
In the '70s there was an instant coffee brand called Kava. The radio spots for it had a parrot or some noisy bird squawking "Kava-Kava!" Based on those spots alone, I determined never to try it. Then my then-wife brought some home, and I tried it. Vicious, bitter stuff, for all the spots said it was "smooth."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2023 12:40 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Traffic estimates are that 50 percent of internet traffic on social media are bots. I'll bet that government sponsored influence bots compromise a lot of that traffic. The commercial bots are easy to figure out.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:40 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)
Right out of the can.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (ZSK0i)
LOL!
Hey, this coffee tastes like shit!
Why yes, it's right out of the can!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:40 PM (ynpvh)
F
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Posted by: Hans Gruber at May 18, 2023 12:40 PM (VTu1l)
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Paul means the people also working for the FBI. Folks like Ray Epps, antifa, the leaders of the Proud Boys and Oathkeepers, etc.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:40 PM (QCAe2)
When was he ever on them?
And whomever left the computer unlocked is getting another LOR in their employment files.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:40 PM (33dT+)
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 12:41 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Make your choice! ace or garrett?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (zZu0s)
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Crocs are coming out in camouflage just like Butt Light to get the dumbass republicans. I'm sure it will work like they planned.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 12:41 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (o/vR0)
My Super Bowl rings and appearances with two different teams might contradict that. -Tom Brady
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:41 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 18, 2023 12:32 PM (lz5hY)
Wow imagine the constant chit chat in Finnish households.
Posted by: Thesokorus at May 18, 2023 12:34 PM
Imagine it in the sauna with naked Grandma.
Posted by: I know the Finns, and you sir, are no Finn at May 18, 2023 12:41 PM (CETNz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:41 PM (33dT+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (33dT+)
That will clash so hard with his bright red lipstick I'm sure it will curl his toes in their paper slippers.
Tee hee.
Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 12:41 PM (9wdgA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (LoE4a)
If any of my children joins federal law enforcement in any capacity, then that'll be the last they'll see or hear of me, unless it's through Bob's surveillance software, or at the hearing where I'm remanded to their gulags. I'd rather they joined street gangs and became prostitutes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 12:42 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Ever have that problem again, salt in the coffee helps sand the rough edges off. Old trick whether you are drinking rough truck stop coffee at 3AM or GI kettle coffee where it is boiled in a kettle and strained.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:42 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 18, 2023 12:42 PM (MFZ8i)
Sam Brinton, the “nonbinary” activist tapped by Joe Biden for a key nuclear role before he was fired for repeatedly stealing women’s clothes, was arrested Wednesday night as a “fugitive from justice,
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[checks Style Book]
I think that 'Sammy the Freak' is the proper reference.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 12:42 PM (LoE4a)
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But latinx inspire me. "Linda" mean pretty web mi lengua, and "Sanchez" means sanka, delicious drink invented by aztecs.
If I tweet to celebrate as Linda Sanchez, you are erasing this proud and beautiful Latina who also has crypto tips and twitchtv hot tub
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:42 PM (AxmOr)
Posted by: Money from the future is transported into the present to be disappeared forever at May 18, 2023 12:42 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (gf7Ez)
https://is.gd/lJ9EjE
Not much info on what is in there, but a tasty picture of a young Helen Mirren.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Telling a Child
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How do you know Paul is not a Feeb. His sort of thinking permeates our not-civil service and its hosts of contractors, etc.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:40 PM (3aLWR)
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I don't put it past people that there are denizens of DU who are real and can't see past their own noses when it comes to the use of government power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
Absolutely. I used to not really see it. Man do I see it now. It's the public whitewash campaign because people aren't privy to the real world internals of FBI. We are being pitched/propagandized heroics via MFM with no full counter-narrative that truly represents an actual FBI. One-sided spectacle to boost trust/faith.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (33dT+)
It is the new black.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (ynpvh)
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The remake of The Fugitive is being written as we speak.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (yoKC3)
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I have a friend who works for a Finnish company, one of her coworkers is a very blonde Russian nom nom
I would like to visit Finland to see more of this... scenery
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: whig
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A pinch of gunpowder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (LoE4a)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 12:44 PM (Pq/Oy)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Make your choice! ace or garrett?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (zZu0s)
Please don't put me in the middle.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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codified into law, if you will.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (QCAe2)
It did modestly expand what was 'allowed' but not very far, the NSA's activities were still blatantly illegal.
The issue is less how much is permitted on paper(not that much oftentimes) to the agencies and how much is permitted in practice(basically anything).
All kinds of laws were violated in how they spied on Trump, but the violations of the law just don't matter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:44 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Sanka.
They don't deserve Folgers.
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:26 PM (yoKC3)
you know that cat poop coffee?
give them JUST the cat poop. pull the beans out first.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 18, 2023 12:44 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 12:44 PM (Mpg1P)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 12:44 PM (Pq/Oy)
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Incorrect.
He's one of the smart ones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:39 PM (MNhXM)
The others aren't as retarded.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH
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Will there be a train crash? I like train crashes.
Posted by: Gomez Addams at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (LoE4a)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (AxmOr)
That's where today's lefties are. They've become their own joke.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (KbCG3)
This isn't defeatism, this isn't giving up, this isn't ceding the field to the left, this isn't wanting to be Rambo running thru the streets pining for violence. No amount of reason, rationale or logic and no amount of dragging people by the scruff of the neck holding their face up to the "screen" to watch what is really going on is going to convince people like you we're not totally screwed. I admire the optimism. But what will it take for all of our ships to align and for a significant portion of people on our side to acknowledge reality?
All I can do(with all due respect) is read your comment and say, I want what he's smoking.
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna
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Go ahead and come up with non-superhero (although probably them, too, to some degree) movie or TV hero that isn't a government official or ex-government official that was awesome and has to come back to save everyone or someone who is related to a government official.
Posted by: Telling a Child They Were Born Wrong is Child Abuse at May 18, 2023 12:46 PM (QCAe2)
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 12:38 PM (o/vR0)
My Super Bowl rings and appearances with two different teams might contradict that. -Tom Brady
Posted by: polynikes
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU FORGOT ABOUT KAEPERNICK!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 18, 2023 12:46 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 18, 2023 12:46 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!
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Yes but that was done for the good of the democra...ahhh nation, yeah that's it the good of the nation.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 12:46 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 12:44 PM (Pq/Oy)
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Incorrect.
He's one of the smart ones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)
Objection! The two possibilities are not in contradiction!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)
It's like when the Janissaries were running the Ottoman government. The power of the Janissaries wasn't something that was officially approved and it also can't be fixed just by legislation(which they can disregard). It's a structural problem where power can't be exercised to control the nominal subordinate.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:47 PM (eYoxG)
Stout considered J. Edgar Hoover a megalomaniac.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:47 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:48 PM (33dT+)
Posted by: SMH at May 18, 2023 12:48 PM (yoKC3)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at May 18, 2023 12:48 PM (LaOlm)
The left was prototyping this shit in the 40s and we eventually got the red scare.
Your idea of not voting, shrugging, and bemoaning the democrat revelry in their success is inspiring and I would like to fund your newsletter.
I am sure the key to winning back any cultural space is indifference to acquiring control of any aspect of the state.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:48 PM (33dT+)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (Mpg1P)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU FORGOT ABOUT KAEPERNICK!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 18, 2023 12:46 PM
Who?
Posted by: Average LIV at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (CETNz)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (Lx5BF)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (IlL6s)
I think you would have said the same thing to me if before it happened I would have said Roe v Wade will be overturned or that Musk would be buying Twitter and turning it into a free speech platform.
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (MNhXM)
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I dont know when i started but I boycott any movie now that portrays the FBI in a positive light.
One good recent movie was where Liam Neelson plays an honest thief and gets fucked over by the corrupt FBI
I rate that two thumbs up for accuracy
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (VTu1l)
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The remake of The Fugitive is being written as we speak.
Posted by: SMH
Different kind of train though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (FVME7)
Stout considered J. Edgar Hoover a megalomaniac.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:47 PM (J2vNu)
They were running their own anti-communist operations secret from FDR and Truman back in the day.
Now anti-communism is all well and good, but it's pretty clear that they were pretty much not under control since fairly early on.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (Lx5BF)
Continued violations of their own rules to do what they thought was right...Hmmm...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (ynpvh)
Not just the Janissaries either this is a provable issue with successful states going back to Egypt at least.
The implosion of the Han Dynasty was because of the machinations of Eunuch factions.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Yes, but like celebrities and their 'likes' on various social media, bots are used to amplify the voices. In some ways, AOS is an anachronism that makes it much harder to automate bot stuffing into commentary. Disqus, on the other hand, is very amenable to that sort of crap.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: anon2020 at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (RqMDa)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2023 12:45 PM (IlL6s)
I think you would have said the same thing to me if before it happened I would have said Roe v Wade will be overturned or that Musk would be buying Twitter and turning it into a free speech platform.
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (MNhXM)
Musk just banned a Turkish basketball player who was critical of the Turkish government because the Turkish government asked him to.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: polynikes
Any number greater rhan zero is too damned many.
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (hKfSQ)
Not just the Janissaries either this is a provable issue with successful states going back to Egypt at least.
The implosion of the Han Dynasty was because of the machinations of Eunuch factions.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (X0I7i)
Because nobody thought they'd have the balls to do it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (ynpvh)
Nothing beats rolling the windows down on I10 through Sealy, TX for the smell of oilpatch.
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)
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If an agency is flagrantly violating the constitutional rights of Americans (including its own employees) I do think that would provide legal cover for any brave President being the executive officer of said agency to fuck them up the ass
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: anon2020 at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (RqMDa)
Yup, Mr. Transformative himself.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (FBltX)
You know Paul enjoys his comments being taken seriously almost as much as he enjoys his mother jerking off sailors for money in front of him.
Best to just call him a faggot and move on. He enjoys that too but it's more fun for you.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (jlCyW)
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (3aLWR)
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True, but we still can't do gifs.
*shakes fist*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: anon2020 at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (RqMDa)
Put your guys in key positions of power in each agency, let them cull out the unwanted. Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:49 PM (MNhXM)
That assertion is highly debatable. It may be slightly better, but only relatively. Still a censorious shithole.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (a/py5)
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 12:52 PM (o/vR0)
"Well, he's on everbody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 12:42 PM (oINRc)
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We are of like minds.
Rat on your own during an obvious set-up. I'd rather you turn tricks. It's honest work.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (DcKNO)
Nothing beats rolling the windows down on I10 through Sealy, TX for the smell of oilpatch.
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (3byMq)
Sure. Try it in steer country. MMMMoooo!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (ynpvh)
Jimmy and Johnny are playing cops and robbers, when Jimmy says "you know, my daddy's a *real* policeman." Johnny replies "well, my daddy's an *FBI Agent,* so there!"
Jimmy says "wow, honest?"
Johnny says "Nah, he's the regular kind."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (oINRc)
Ex-Biden Nuclear Official Sam Brinton Arrested As Fugitive From Justice
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 12:06 PM (jzzG
Good. Now hang him for capital mopery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (8AfaY)
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A retarded former AWFL ex-friend of mine was ready to line up to taint lick Mueller and thought the FBI was Trumplandia and 99% Republican
She considered herself a moderate
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: SMH
Different kind of train though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM
Hollywood loves race and gender swaps, right? I have a great idea for a twist on the one-armed man...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (CETNz)
Posted by: anon2020 at May 18, 2023 12:51 PM (RqMDa)
At least as far back as the Clintons, probably much further back.
Posted by: davidt at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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I sure i'm getting frustrated reading this stuff. It sounds like the disinformation campaign the FBI would be running right now. " Don't even bother to prosecute! Resistance is futile!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (AxmOr)
Posted by: Captain Picard at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (ivvNA)
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (jlCyW)
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: whig
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A pinch of gunpowder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 18, 2023 12:43 PM (LoE4a)
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My mom used egg shells.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (anj39)
No under Clinton. The purges and ideological line forming started in the wake of impeachment and WACO. It festered under the skin for a bit during Bush and went into overdrive during the Urkle years. The American government decided what it needed was a Mocha hued Red-Diaper corruptocrat disguised as a Marxist so if you were a donk civil servant you bent every Hatch rule you could to get the Messiah in office.
The Obama years were great for the US civil service unless you were purged, you had economic growth in YOUR life even if the prole "civilians" were stagnant or falling.
The paycheck buys a lot of unethical loyalty.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (X0I7i)
All I can do(with all due respect) is read your comment and say, I want what he's smoking.
Posted by: JROD
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Well, for those in the 1770's, it took the Boston Massacre, the Boston Tea Party, and the Intolerable Acts to get the party started. Even, then, the Brits could have probably tamped it down but then they had to send out an expeditionary force to seize weapons held by the opponents of the regime. Thus, Lexington and Concord made it pretty much impossible to stuff the genie back into the bottle.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (3aLWR)
The implosion of the Han Dynasty was because of the machinations of Eunuch factions.
Posted by: sven
The hell you say? Which one of my little birds has been telling secrets to you?
Posted by: Varis at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (hKfSQ)
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (jlCyW)
Posted by: Patriot Front Section Chief at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (FBltX)
Posted by: micky at May 18, 2023 12:55 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Captain Dathon at May 18, 2023 12:55 PM (2hlEI)
*shakes fist*"
I think the Platinum Membership allows that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2023 12:55 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at May 18, 2023 12:55 PM (hKfSQ)
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (3aLWR)
Likes/upvotes/whatever is pure dopamine poison to the discourse. The attention economy is brutally savaging any kind of actual discourse. Places like here and Substack show the benefits of getting away from this model.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 12:55 PM (a/py5)
Ex-Biden Nuclear Official Sam Brinton Arrested As Fugitive From Justice
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 12:06 PM
So close to Pride Month?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 12:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 12:55 PM (lRky4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 12:56 PM (Mpg1P)
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For fuck sake, they literally already did The Fugitive remake years ago with Wesley Snipes, didnt they?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 12:56 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Smokeless powder has a witches brew of nasty chemicals. Blackpowder might be ok but I have never tried it.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:56 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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True that.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:56 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 18, 2023 12:48 PM (33dT+)
So? We've been on sheep and camels for ages.
Posted by: Ahmed at May 18, 2023 12:56 PM (ynpvh)
Brown
Rice
Payton
Montana
Taylor
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You have no Redskins listed here. Thus this list is wrong. The best QB was Sammy Baugh who was the role model for all modern QBs that followed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (NsE9F)
Posted by: whig
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Do you put it in the grounds to be brewed (and if so how much per teaspoon of coffee)? Or do you sprinkle some into the coffee in your cup?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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I sure i'm getting frustrated reading this stuff. It sounds like the disinformation campaign the FBI would be running right now. " Don't even bother to prosecute! Resistance is futile!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 12:54 PM (AxmOr)
Well the way to fix an inability to control a subordinate group is to either abolish the group, or gain punitive powers to try and reform the group by disciplining bad actors.
Practically speaking abolishing the out of control organization has been the more successful route.
In this case the organization which would normally discipline bad actors is the DoJ, which also doesn't really answer to us even with the Presidency. So a new org would be needed to effectively prosecute the FBI.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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I have the perfect gif for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
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For fuck sake, they literally already did The Fugitive remake years ago with Wesley Snipes, didnt they?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 12:56 PM (VTu1l)
Not if the race is swapped to white.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM (ynpvh)
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Posted by: Captain Dathon at May 18, 2023
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I read that as "Jamoke and Salad with Viagra"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM (J2vNu)
A: "Yeah I work at the FBI field office.."
B: "So, no openings at the porn shop?" etc.
Posted by: Zek at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM (X0I7i)
Sorry? No. Would put people like Paul in a shallow grave?
(waits for conscience to kick in)
I'll have to get back to you.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM (uFrU+)
Brown
Rice
Payton
Montana
Taylor
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You have no Redskins listed here. Thus this list is wrong. The best QB was Sammy Baugh who was the role model for all modern QBs that followed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (NsE9F)
Started reading the list, my mind immediately saw:
Brown Rice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 12:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes
Have to know someone at the cook shack to get egg shells. Salt was easy to get from your meal packs or mess halls.
I never liked sugar in coffee and sugar combined with nasty black tar overheated coffee makes a nasty tasting burnt sweet taste impossible to get rid of.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 12:59 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Captain Dathon at May 18, 2023
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I read that as "Jamoke and Salad with Viagra"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM
This place has strange effects on people. Best to just roll with it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 12:59 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 12:58 PM (J2vNu)
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Well, you're not totally wrong.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 01:00 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (eYoxG)
Oprichnina.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:00 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 18, 2023 01:00 PM (FBltX)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (eYoxG)
Oprichnina.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:00 PM (oINRc)
Da.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 01:01 PM (ynpvh)
I don't see it being continued by the crop of GOP 2028 hopefuls
Not Ron and certainly not Youngkin
and you wont solve these problems in 4 years
what we'll get a Church like cover up
nuttin will change
Posted by: REDACTED at May 18, 2023 12:36 PM (us2H3)
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At the risk of starting up the feud again - I might note that Trump and Trump Jr, have defended the corporate/dem/CRT Nexus. DeSantis has actively attacked it. I don't disagree that it probably matters not in the least until the populace gets mad enough they start taking matters into their own hands, but let's drop the pretense that Trump really has anyone's back besides his own as well.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 18, 2023 01:01 PM (UVyKP)
Brown Rice.
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Its very crunchy.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 01:01 PM (NsE9F)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 18, 2023 01:01 PM (5u1+1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Sprinkle in cup to taste like creamer. There is some complex food chemistry involved that I have forgotten but basically the salt taste neutralizes the bitter burnt taste.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 01:01 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 01:02 PM (DHxRE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:00 PM (oINRc)
Da.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 01:01 PM (ynpvh)
Old ways are best ways.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 01:02 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: whig
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The ingredients have all been used as medicinals.
Posted by: Gomez Addams at May 18, 2023 01:02 PM (LoE4a)
Hindsight being what it is and all the criticism of Trump at this point what would have been better? Trump actually dismantling the Deep State or Roe v Wade being overturned.
All Roe v Wade was was one battle we actually won in the war. Glad it happened, but at this point, what does it matter to the future survival of this country? We aren't fighting for the unborn's life in the womb from being aborted now, we're fighting for all of the people that have already been born and desire freedom and liberty from being "aborted".
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2023 01:02 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Sprinkle in cup to taste like creamer. There is some complex food chemistry involved that I have forgotten but basically the salt taste neutralizes the bitter burnt taste.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 01:01 PM (3aLWR)
I guess that explains Cuban coffee with it's salt and butter.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 01:02 PM (ynpvh)
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It's conversation by Mob Rule.
It ruins camaraderie, exchange of thought, learning, and dissenting ideas. It's a completely phony way of communication, like looking in a mirror and talking and occasionally feeling good or like absolute shit when the mob doesn't "like" you. I'm speaking generally here.
It is a tool of conformity or invisibility. Perfect for the Left.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:03 PM (jlCyW)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's Foam Party at May 18, 2023 01:03 PM (Nn3xT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:03 PM (Mpg1P)
Posted by: Zek at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You might try posting at AR15 dot com. Lots of gifs there.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (3aLWR)
Uh, no. This administration is all a bunch of crooks and weirdos.
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
They are just using Stasi tactics, historically proven to be effective. And since they also control the courts, they won't be held accountable. Also historically proven effective.
The House investigation is just a sideshow that will be ended once the Dem machine removes the GOP from power. After that whistleblower retaliation will be common place.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (VVp2Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (o/vR0)
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GOP Rep. Chip Roy also.
Rep. Chip Roy Press Office
@RepChipRoy
"If you have eyes, Leah Thomas is in fact a dude."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 01:03 PM (Mpg1P)
He did whack quite a few people.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 01:05 PM (ynpvh)
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Doesn't the president get to pick the US attorney general? I know the prez doesn't have absolute power over the AG, but an understanding could be made prior to appointment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 01:05 PM (AxmOr)
"Well, he's on everbody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 18, 2023 12:53 PM (Wy1BU)
Flames. Flaaaames
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 01:05 PM (jlCyW)
Posted by: Zek at May 18, 2023 01:04 PM (5FPX4)
........
No hay una llantera cerca de aqui.
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 01:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Captain Oveur at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (cRsgB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 01:07 PM (0hOvj)
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Doesn't the president get to pick the US attorney general? I know the prez doesn't have absolute power over the AG, but an understanding could be made prior to appointment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 01:05 PM (AxmOr)
Yes, political appointees are at the top of each organization. The problem is they're impermanent and their underlings know it. It's like a substitute teacher. The heads of each department also don't really have good authority to fire or discipline subordinates well.
That's the issue of a permanent "professional" bureaucracy vs the spoils system, where each President would restaff nearly the whole government.
The "professional" bureaucracy is supposed to be impartial because they owe the President no loyalty. Well then you have the problem that they owe the President no loyalty.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:08 PM (rj6Yv)
I'm a skeptic also and based on age, health and other such issues, have chosen to turn inward, spending as much time as possible with family and friends. But I'll not critique or mock those who continue to fight.
And I also choose to feel horrible for these whistleblowers who have come forward and what they have faced and will likely continue to face.
Posted by: RM at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (0eYOS)
Posted by: Zek
Sorry, I don't help Nazis.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 01:09 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:10 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 01:10 PM (rj6Yv)
Everyone wishing to continue in Federal "service" must reapply for a very limited in number positions at drastically reduced surviving agencies.
(one) Problem solved.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 18, 2023 01:11 PM (uFrU+)
And in as far as Whistleblowing, it'll always be a nightmare that never ends if one butts against an executive branch Federal AGENCY doing wrong.
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 01:12 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2023 01:13 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Gomez Addams
So has arsenic and mercury--naturalistic fallacy--what is natural is therefore good. Charcoal is ok-dunno how willow or alder charcoal tastes. Sulfur, nasty taste. Saltpeter tastes--well salty and is often used as a substitute for salt now that most of it does not come from animal waste heaps.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: SMFH at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (vGZLX)
Posted by: seems fitting at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (sh1GZ)
My Marlboro Cook book puts grounds in a cheese cloth with a cracked egg and puts that in the pot.
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (DHxRE)
Garland lied. Faouchi lied. Hillary lied. Wray lied.
Nuke these agencies from orbit and salt the earth afterward, just to make sure. There is no recourse.
Posted by: Zippyslug at May 18, 2023 01:15 PM (SQIKE)
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 12:50 PM (X0I7i)
Balls-deep into intrigue, they were.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 18, 2023 01:19 PM (Cj2xU)
Posted by: JROD
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If history is a guide, we will first have the AOS commentary massacre of commenters who were rioting, next we will have the King Harvey Coffee party where disguised AOS dissenters wear Patriot Front disguises and dump bad opinions of King Harvey coffee into the threads.
Then the Intolerable Acts by the sovereign ace that bans fun of any kind in the comments, and last the ONT ride of Uncle Palpatine signalling the start of the rebellion and outright conflict in the grey boxes.
The rebels against whoever is in the polling lead will take cover between threads and snipe at the Drumpkins or DeSantiacs. G_d help the wounded pride commenter as there will be no quarter given nor taken.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 01:20 PM (3aLWR)
All of it, I'd say. Is every single person in government a criminal? No, of course not. But the criminals are "running" it. The non-criminals are afraid.
"But, when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 18, 2023 01:21 PM (Do5/p)
Anybody got the clip from the X-Files where Scully introduces herself "Special Agent Dana Scully." The the lunatic behind bars screams "What so SPECIAL?"
Great character actor, don't know his name, but he works a lot. Gold Jerry, pure Gold.
Posted by: Paladin at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (7qvpm)
Posted by: creeper at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: SMFH at May 18, 2023 01:14 PM (vGZLX)
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I'll get you a membership card.
Posted by: Cold Rage at May 18, 2023 01:29 PM (9oQI+)
Posted by: Ju at May 18, 2023 01:30 PM (aTmM/)
I Identify as a Conspiracy Theorist
My Pronouns Are
Told / You / So
This is sickening.
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 01:32 PM (oiNtH)
Great character actor, don't know his name, but he works a lot. Gold Jerry, pure Gold.
Posted by: Paladin at May 18, 2023 01:22 PM
https://bit.ly/3MDml4T
Jack McGee: https://bit.ly/3BFP7vq
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 18, 2023 01:33 PM (Do5/p)
Riley Poole: Beautiful, huh? I have no idea what you said.
Ben Gates: It means if there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (Do5/p)
In a lot of ways, these guys who killed Iraqis for two tours are really the victims here, dontcha know.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 18, 2023 01:36 PM (b306O)
Posted by: JROD at May 18, 2023 01:41 PM (IlL6s)
I do recall they tried that with a huge wad of cash to entrap papadapolis with marked bills. Not sure how they could jigger a non cash deposit but I am sure they have ways they can do that that I am unaware of.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 12:16 PM (ncXxy)
With Papa it wasn't a deposit, they gave him a suitcase full of money to carry into the country. Instead of doing so, he contacted his lawyer and had the money put in a safe location. On his arrival at the airport, he was suprisingly halted by authorities to arrest him for having the money.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: JROD
unlikely since too many have a nightly "Whiskey Rebellion" and go to bed early.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 12:57 PM (DcKNO)
Nobody that cheats gets on my list.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)
I've slowly come to the conclusion that we should not imagine the GOP congress can do that much.
The media really can suffocate stories now. The internet moves on to the next thing.
So, take small wins from GOP congress...don't expect too much.
Imagine if Trump fired Mueller. But Biden just transferred all the IRS team investigating his own son.
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