Harry and Meghan Claim They're So Popular That Paparazzi Entered a Two Hour Car Chase Trying to Get Their Million-Dollar Pictures

You can get pictures of these two Fame-Chasers any time you want. Why would you risk your license, and your life, to get a picture?

Here's the claim, from their spokesman:

"Last night, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex and Ms. Ragland were involved in a near catastrophic car chase at the hands of a ring of highly aggressive paparazzi. This relentless pursuit, lasting over two hours, resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers," a spokesperson told Yahoo. (Meghan's mother, Doria Ragland, was with them.) "While being a public figure comes with a level of interest from the public, it should never come at the cost of anyone's safety."

To escape these dangerous paparazzi, the Non-Royal Couple exited their car and got into a taxi, to lose their relentless hunters.

Here's what their taxi driver says about this "nearly catastrophic" gear-grinding, rubber-burning, metal-screaming chase through the streets of the most congested city outside of Tokyo:

Meghan, Harry and Ragland jump into a taxi cab. The driver, Sukhcharn Singh, later tells the Washington Post he drove the group a block and a half west to Park Avenue before heading south. He says they were pursued by two vehicles.
"They kept following us and were coming next to the car," he recalls. "They took pictures as we stopped and were filming us."
The couple's security told Singh to return to the precinct. The driver estimates that they were in the cab for 10 minutes.
"I don't think I would call it a chase," the driver notes. "I never felt like I was in danger. It wasn't like a car chase in a movie. They were quiet and seemed scared but it's New York -- it's safe."

LOL. You two are so f'n' sad and awful, you have to lie to get attention.

Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan say they were in 'near catastrophic' car chase with paparazzi

Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan were involved in a harrowing "car chase" fueled by paparazzi Tuesday, their spokespeople said.
The couple's office said the pair and Meghan's mother, Doria Ragland, were followed for more than two hours by half a dozen vehicles after leaving a charity event in New York on Tuesday.
Their team said in a statement to USA TODAY Wednesday that the chase to capture photos of the couple "resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers." The statement called the incident "near catastrophic."
"While being a public figure comes with a level of interest from the public, it should never come at the cost of anyone's safety," their office said. "Dissemination of these images, given the ways in which they were obtained, encourages a highly intrusive practice that is dangerous to all in involved."
Julian Phillips, deputy commissioner of public information for the New York Police Department, told USA TODAY in an emailed statement that the NYPD assisted in protecting the duke and duchess along with their private security team.
"There were numerous photographers that made their transport challenging," Phillips said. "The Duke and Duchess of Sussex arrived at their destination and there were no reported collisions, summonses, injuries, or arrests in regard."

"Made their transport challenging" can just mean that Meghan and Harry gave orders to the cops to get away from the paparazzi. The police do not say the paparazzi did anything illegal or dangerous -- just that the situation, probably due to the hysterical overreaction of Meghan and Harry, was "challenging."

Megan Kelly thinks they're lying about this incident based on a statement by police that they have "no information" about this incident, despite getting many calls about it.

NBC also reported that they were unable to confirm the "harrowing" car chase ever took place.

Note that this entire story is concocted to remind people of Princess Diana.

Meghan Markle has been blatantly, and creepily, has been playing the Vertigo-like doppleganger of Princess Diana since she marriage-trapped her Sad Ginger Prey.

Posted by: Ace at 04:25 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

2 [South Park reference here]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 04:25 PM (Vwz3I)

3 Im really amazed at the ease in which one batshit psychotic was able to find another batshit psychotic even more batshit psychotic to mate with

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:26 PM (VTu1l)

4 In other news, the first screening of Indy 5 is happening right now at Cannes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

5 "And then the paparazzi said 'This is MAGA Country!'" - Me-Again Markle, probably

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2023 04:26 PM (X4R3E)

6 I'm giving them this. Harry's obviously traumatized bythr "accidental" death of his mother, and Meghan has the chilly understanding that Rishi Sunak/ King Charles coild improve their populariry by beheading her.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 04:27 PM (78UcJ)

7 Royals?

I'm an American. Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 04:27 PM (Wnv9h)

8 They left out other important details. For example, the paparazzi wore Trump caps, carried bleach, and shouted "This is MAGA country!".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:27 PM (eOEVl)

9 7 Royals?

I'm an American. Fuck all y'all.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 04:27 PM (Wnv9h)

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I'm happy to be bemused by royals from afar. I wouldn't bow if I met them, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

10 Leeches.

Like most of the "elite" class, whether noble or not.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 18, 2023 04:27 PM (N1DT3)

11 This story led most of the CBS news radio broadcasts yesterday, and it was such obvious bullshit.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (MvF+J)

12 For the life of me I can't figure out why anyone cares about these two nothings.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (jqRw2)

13 Damn, I knew I should have kept it briefer. I'm not a fast enough typist.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (eOEVl)

14 If they want attention, they should get on Truth Social and start posting inflammatory posts- like a well known politician we all know and love.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (N5C4b)

15 Royals? I'm an American. Fuck all y'all.

***********

They need to be royally flushed

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (VTu1l)

16 Willowed: "Texas is deploying strategic alligators reserves now. Things are getting serious"

I keep saying they need to talk to Colombia and get some of those cocaine hippos up there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (ou9hh)

17 From the YT comments:

"No one who's ever lived in NYC knows there is no possible way to have a 2-hr car chase on the streets of New York"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (/iWhV)

18 I, too, was followed in a car one time. Luckily for me, they turned off when they got to an intersection, but it was a near thing there for a block or two.

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (uE10U)

19 Also, if the US is so dangerous for the Prince and Princess of Canada, maybe they should go there instead.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (ou9hh)

20 Didn't South Park do an episode skewering these two idiots and their *privacy* issues?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (ncXxy)

21 Ace took it the same way I did: Meghan is LARPing Diana...again.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (fTtFy)

22 Anyone warn them not to run from the paparazzi?

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (xhxe8)

23 To top it off she was in NY to get an award from Gloria Steinem. Some outstanding woman's award.. Seriously ? I guess bringing down the Monarchy does deserve some recognition... All on the trusted "racism." Boo Hoo Meghan

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (bs+z0)

24 Couple of worthless Digmes.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

25
I was going to say, "Hint to British royalty: don't marry divorced American women," but it might be said more generally, "Don't marry American women." ('ettes excluded, of course)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:30 PM (MoZTd)

26 When are they going to leak their sex tape?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2023 04:30 PM (bXSbe)

27 And in other news, little Johnny Fetterman (age 10) reads a book report his mom wrote:

https://is.gd/C2qIbr

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 18, 2023 04:30 PM (PiwSw)

28 No one who's ever lived in NYC knows there is no possible way to have a 2-hr car chase on the streets of New York

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No its definitely possible, the only difference is the two hour chase would have spanned 30 feet in NY traffic.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:30 PM (VTu1l)

29
Also, if the US is so dangerous for the Prince and Princess of Canada, maybe they should go there instead.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 04:29 PM (ou9hh)

___________

Like being the King of Reading, PA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:31 PM (MoZTd)

30
Royals? I'm an American. Fuck all y'all.

Kansas City has 'em

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 04:31 PM (63Dwl)

31 No it's definitely possible, the only difference is the two hour chase would have spanned 30 feet in NY traffic.

They claimed it was a 2 hour high speed chase. You can't do that in Manhattan. I've never lived there and I know that.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 18, 2023 04:31 PM (X4R3E)

32 29 Like being the King of Reading, PA.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:31 PM (MoZTd)

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I'd rather reign in Hell...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

33 This is what happens when Tater gets fired. On a slow news day we have to amuse ourselves by laughing at marginal royals.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (ppBhU)

34 Some outstanding woman's award

************

My company gives out woman's awards like participation trophies... because thats precisely what they are

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (VTu1l)

35 Somebody weld their mouths shut.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (sm6Pk)

36 "Hint to British royalty: don't marry divorced American women,"

That really hasn't worked out well for them has it. Historically speaking.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (ou9hh)

37 Bet she's pissed it wasn't a white taxi driver.

Cause then she could have accused him of racism and raping her with his gaze.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (bXSbe)

38 Frankly, why would the media want to chase them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (bs+z0)

39
When are they going to leak their sex tape?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2023 04:30 PM (bXSbe)

___________

"Ow!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (MoZTd)

40 They have already sent the paparazzi agency THEY CALLED a legal letter demanding all their footage. The agency reminded them what country they now reside in and that they don't answer to Daddy Charles.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (ei7q6)

41 The divorce and tell-all books will be funny. Not sure what she'll do after that for attention. Only Fans?

Posted by: brak at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (25k9m)

42 Oh dear dah-ling these mad Americans want to do to me what the Frogs did to my mummy.

Posted by: Montec at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (UapQm)

43 Here's what their taxi driver says about this "nearly catastrophic" gear-grinding, rubber-burning, metal-screaming chase through the streets of the most congested city outside of Tokyo:

I think we found our plot line for the next Fast and Furious installment.

The couple engaged in a greater car chase than in Bullit

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 18, 2023 04:33 PM (YXHzG)

44 Watching a replay of the weaponization hearing with the whistleblowers testimony.

The Demo rats are such fucking idiots shit bags.
Some of these assholes really really qualify for lampposts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 04:33 PM (ufFY8)

45 They claimed it was a 2 hour high speed chase. You can't do that in Manhattan. I've never lived there and I know that.

*************

They've watched one too many Jason Bourne movies

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:33 PM (VTu1l)

46 " You can't do that in Manhattan."

Even if the roads were empty so you could, I'm pretty sure you'd be out of Manhattan before the first half hour was over.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 04:33 PM (ou9hh)

47 Why is batsh*t used as a perjorative? Bats perform a needed and valuable service eating mosquitoes, and the output thereof is itself a valuable substance.

May I suggest penguinsh*t as a replacement, assuming one is even needed? Penguins provide no services useful to mankind in their gustatorial capacity, and the output of same is messy and very smelly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 04:33 PM (a3Q+t)

48 Wait, it happened. Here's the footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mgIDVwdD-M

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2023 04:33 PM (uE10U)

49 The Royal Worldwide Privacy Tour Takes Many A Dangerous Turn In An NY Cab

Posted by: Details At 5:00 at May 18, 2023 04:34 PM (aXxgO)

50 Other than like at 4am, it is virtually impossible to do anything high speed on the streets of NYC.

Posted by: Montec at May 18, 2023 04:34 PM (UapQm)

51 They have already sent the paparazzi agency THEY CALLED a legal letter demanding all their footage. The agency reminded them what country they now reside in and that they don't answer to Daddy Charles.

Hopefully they at least translated the reply.

"Sod off, you fookin' wankers"!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:34 PM (eOEVl)

52 Dems assure me that NYC's dangerousness is part of the joie de vivre ot city living. So what are these two complaining about?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 04:34 PM (ppBhU)

53 I care even less about these two idiots than I care about the dreck that Marvel and Disney pump it. Now if Me-again were to have the good taste to die in a particularly gruesome and spectacular fashion, then I'd congratulate her on a job well done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 04:34 PM (DpcUu)

54 25
I was going to say, "Hint to British royalty: don't marry divorced American women," but it might be said more generally, "Don't marry American women." ('ettes excluded, of course)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Perfect example of how differing cultures causes friction. Britons have been taught to revere the Crown--so you either get supporters or ardent Republicans that oppose the whole concept.

US actresses have been taught that you are always up for sale at the right price for societal advancement.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 04:34 PM (3aLWR)

55 These two were made for each other. They're both apocalyptically stupid people with enough narcissism for a mid-sized nation's population.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (oXNqT)

56 Even if the roads were empty so you could, I'm pretty sure you'd be out of Manhattan before the first half hour was over.

They got stuck in a traffic circle.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (eOEVl)

57 Harry fucked up his life so bad.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (rJ48h)

58 But everyone is talking or reading about it, lies or not.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (GshMh)

59 Why would anyone chase them for two hours for their pictures? They are some of the most photographed people in the world. Unless one of them is caught, sucking a dick, during really anything new with the picture.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (3MYGJ)

60 "Bats perform a needed and valuable service eating mosquitoes, and the output thereof is itself a valuable substance."

I'm going to guess that it's for the same reason that "mad as a hatter" was a thing.

There's something in guano that causes symptoms of insanity from prolonged exposure.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (ou9hh)

61 Frankly, why would the media want to chase them ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM (bs+z0)
.........

That's what I was thinking, who wants to see pictures of Numbnuts and his Future Ex-wife?

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

62 They have already sent the paparazzi agency THEY CALLED a legal letter demanding all their footage. The agency reminded them what country they now reside in and that they don't answer to Daddy Charles.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 18, 2023 04:32 PM

IIRC they also sent a letter to Comedy Central and South Park creators saying they were going to sue them for mocking them. Something about causing distress and other health issues form that episode.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (ncXxy)

63 Why is batsh*t used as a perjorative? Bats perform a needed and valuable service eating mosquitoes, and the output thereof is itself a valuable substance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

My guess is because bat shit hosts 100's of wicked viruses and bacteria. You do not want to play in bat guano.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (jzzG8)

64 57 Harry fucked up his life so bad.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (rJ48h)

What was he thinking ? I mean she's not that great a looker.. he was dating some really beautiful Women

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (bs+z0)

65 If the newsmedia wants to cover rising automobile accident death tolls, they ought to check with Steve Sailer. They've risen significantly since that turd Floyd couldn't figure out how to get into the backseat of a car.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (MvF+J)

66 20 Didn't South Park do an episode skewering these two idiots and their *privacy* issues?
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Yep. Hilarious. Think you can get a snippet on Youtube if you search for it.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (3aLWR)

67 "They got stuck in a traffic circle."

Well... that is easy to do.

*stupid traffic circles*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (ou9hh)

68 There's still a small part of me that hopes that Harry has a moment of lucidity, grabs his kids (assuming they *are* his), and heads for the British Embassy and are smuggled out of the country in a diplomatic pouch.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (xttsV)

69 Meghan McCain, Meghan Markle, and Megyn Kelly walk into a bar...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (PiwSw)

70 "Don't marry American women."

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My friend plans to tattoo this phrase on his young son's forehead, backwards so he can read it every time he looks in a mirror

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (VTu1l)

71 US actresses have been taught that you are always up for sale at the right price for societal advancement.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 04:34 PM (3aLWR)
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But here's the thing. She is so f'ing stupid that she's forced Harry to do enough dumb shit that the Royals cut them off for being embarrassing, so whatever "price" she was asking, she ain't getting. She valued her left-wing social justice crusading over the lap of luxury of being a literal fucking princess, despite having no redeeming qualities other than some boobs.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (oXNqT)

72 These two are an embarrassment and a threat to The Crown.

King Chuck should have the SAS pay them a visit and have them disappeared.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (i0IO3)

73 "They took pictures as we stopped and were filming us."

This is much worse than my ordeal.

Posted by: Dennis Weaver at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (kCPIa)

74 Gee, I hope Meghan doesn't come down with Car-Pool Tunnel Syndrome like Diana did!

That would be awful!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (wtvvX)

75 These two assholes really make me miss the IRA.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (tRd71)

76 I saw a YouTube video where two guys went 1 mile in NYC. One walked another took an Uber. The Uber beat the Walker by 2 minutes. It was 15 mins to walk 13 mins to Uber. That’s how congested NYC is. But 2 hr high speed car chase! 🤣🤣

Posted by: Montec at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (UapQm)

77 What was he thinking ? I mean she's not that great a looker.. he was dating some really beautiful Women
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (bs+z0)

He DID dress as a Nazi for a party, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (ufFY8)

78 Recently released footage of the chase:

https://tinyurl.com/bdw23ktm

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (eOEVl)

79 What was he thinking ? I mean she's not that great a looker.. he was dating some really beautiful Women

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Thats what I dont understand, like if youre going to throw your life away at least let it be on someone good looking

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:38 PM (VTu1l)

80 "The couple's office said the pair and Meghan's mother, Doria Ragland, were followed for more than two hours by half a dozen vehicles...

Their team said [...] the chase to capture photos of the couple 'resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers.'"

Millions of people pretty much go through that twice a day every day. And at MUCH higher speeds. We call that "traffic".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 18, 2023 04:38 PM (aXxgO)

81 They're both apocalyptically stupid people with enough narcissism for a mid-sized nation's population.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (oXNqT)

Better to remain silent and have the public believe you are mentally challenged than to open your pie hole and remove all doubt.

Why are the idiots so damned loud?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2023 04:38 PM (EHSip)

82 We will never be Royals
Lorde
https://youtu.be/nlcIKh6sBtc

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 04:38 PM (xhxe8)

83 My guess is because bat shit hosts 100's of wicked viruses and bacteria. You do not want to play in bat guano.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM

True, but it is useful. People don't play in penguin poop, nor is it useful.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 04:38 PM (a3Q+t)

84 IIRC they also sent a letter to Comedy Central and South Park creators saying they were going to sue them for mocking them. Something about causing distress and other health issues form that episode.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM

I'm sure South Park responded with "This is the address where we can be served. Have a nice day"

Posted by: Chuck C at May 18, 2023 04:39 PM (xttsV)

85 What was he thinking ? I mean she's not that great a looker.. he was dating some really beautiful Women

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:36 PM (bs+z0)

Her attitude makes me think Harry's heard the phrase, "Suck it yourself" a time or two, as well.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 18, 2023 04:39 PM (KbCG3)

86 Thats what I dont understand, like if youre going to throw your life away at least let it be on someone good looking
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:38 PM (VTu1l)

I supposed it is racist to note that she's a bit of a pointy-nosed dog. I would rate her and her fashion choices as.... mediocre at best.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 18, 2023 04:39 PM (EHSip)

87
Saw some frightening data today

Homicide rates among American males, per 100K

Asian: 3
White: 5
Hispanic:11
Black: 57

Racism, no doubt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:39 PM (MoZTd)

88 Diana and Fayed died needlessly by their driver being drunk and driving at excessive speed. Sure the paparazzi's were following but when weren't they with this couple? It was the driver who caused the accident and their deaths.

I am sure that the coronation really riled up Meghan as Kate got so much adoring press as did her children and William.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 04:39 PM (oiNtH)

89 In other news, the first screening of Indy 5 is happening right now at Cannes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

That's more of a factoid than news.

Posted by: spindrift at May 18, 2023 04:39 PM (ivvNA)

90 48 Wait, it happened. Here's the footage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mgIDVwdD-M
Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2023 04:33 PM (uE10U)

I was expecting the 'steamroller' scene in Austin Powers. That could last two hours in NYC.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 04:40 PM (/iWhV)

91 This is just horrible.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 04:40 PM (NsE9F)

92 Note that this entire story is concocted to remind people of Princess Diana.
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Yup. Megan Sparkles emulates Diana in all things, and is trying to be the "next Diana." She dresses like Diana, poses like Diana, constantly talks about Diana.

And so I think one of three things is going with this story:
1. There were paparazzi trying to get pictures, but - like the cab driver said - it wasn't a chase, it wasn't aggressive, etc. It was just paparazzi assholes being their usual selves - being pestilential but not particularly reckless
2. None of this is true and Megan Sparkles made it all up
3. It is "true" but it was a setup because Megan Sparkles hired these paparazzi herself to stage a Diana-like show in the hopes of rekindling some of her fame ever since Harry's book and the brutal subsequent commentary have turned them toxic in the public's eye

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:40 PM (DU+/6)

93 But here's the thing. She is so f'ing stupid that she's forced Harry to do enough dumb shit that the Royals cut them off for being embarrassing, so whatever "price" she was asking, she ain't getting. She valued her left-wing social justice crusading over the lap of luxury of being a literal fucking princess, despite having no redeeming qualities other than some boobs.
Posted by: ballistic

Plan B is working okay. She is worth an estimated 60 million bucks now or so in her own right. Shit like the car chase only enhances the rollout of her brand in the eyes of princess worshippers in this country.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 04:40 PM (3aLWR)

94
Maybe everyone was in those carriages

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:40 PM (MoZTd)

95
So they got the boat bunny, her bunnymamma, Prince Cucking, AND their security team all in a single taxi? What is this, the Barnum and Bailey Clown Spectacular???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 04:41 PM (n+4am)

96 Meghan McCain, Meghan Markle, and Megyn Kelly walk into a bar...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
.........

Bartender says: "Hello Ms. Kelly, what can I get for you, your cow, and your dog?"

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

97 I supposed it is racist to note that she's a bit of a pointy-nosed dog.

******************

What a truly horrible thing to say

Dogs are much better looking

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:42 PM (VTu1l)

98 Just putting it out there, but I have seen a tweet from a certain Daddario defending Miss Meghan.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 18, 2023 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

99 Shouldn't they be punting on the Thames or Hudson?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 04:42 PM (NsE9F)

100
Diana and Fayed died needlessly by their driver being drunk and driving at excessive speed. Sure the paparazzi's were following but when weren't they with this couple? It was the driver who caused the accident and their deaths.

___________

If they had been wearing seat belts, they would have survived.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:42 PM (MoZTd)

101 There was some quote like "We moved to America to get away from all the press attention!"

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023 04:43 PM (MvF+J)

102 79 What was he thinking ? I mean she's not that great a looker.. he was dating some really beautiful Women

--------
She became an alternative mum to him is my guess and is a female predator type that knows how to play stupid and weak willed men. The lookers were too bedazzled by Harry's prince status to dig their hooks into him is my guess or were shoved off by the Royal family retainers.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 04:43 PM (3aLWR)

103 See, I saw this yesterday and assumed the Worldride Privacy Tour had come to an end in a twisted ball of burning sheet metal.

Alas...

Posted by: SMFH at May 18, 2023 04:43 PM (vGZLX)

104 100
Diana and Fayed died needlessly by their driver being drunk and driving at excessive speed. Sure the paparazzi's were following but when weren't they with this couple? It was the driver who caused the accident and their deaths.

___________

If they had been wearing seat belts, they would have survived.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:42 PM (MoZTd)

========

If they had decided to be rich away from population centers instead of inside them, they'd probably be alive as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

105 Plan B is working okay. She is worth an estimated 60 million bucks now or so in her own right. Shit like the car chase only enhances the rollout of her brand in the eyes of princess worshippers in this country.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 04:40 PM (3aLWR)
++++
Does it, though? I suppose we'll see but even among some of the Royal Family fans I know, they have no use for Sparkles anymore. Her star may be falling and shit like is a desperate attempt to arrest the decline.

But then, I'm cynical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

106 Harry and Meghan? Never heard of her.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM (uH1aC)

107 Anyone warn them not to run from the paparazzi?

You’re supposed to back away slowly and raise your arms up to make yourself look bigger.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM (nfrXX)

108 101 There was some quote like "We moved to America to get away from all the press attention!"
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023 04:43 PM (MvF+J)

They have so insulted the Brits that I imagine the idea of following them there is not as attractive as it once was...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM (bs+z0)

109 King Chuck should have the SAS pay them a visit and have them disappeared.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

The Queen should have nipped that shit in the bud back with Diana

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM (kCPIa)

110 Bartender says: "Hello Ms. Kelly, what can I get for you, your cow, and your dog?"

Honestly, I'd bang Fat Meghan and Ugly-on-the-Inside Meghan before Talking Head Megyn. I know Talking Head Megyn is popular in these parts, but she just looks like a pretty lich to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM (ppBhU)

111
I supposed it is racist to note that she's a bit of a pointy-nosed dog.

_________

A-Hem!!!!

Posted by: MBIS MBISS MBIS-OH GChG Soyara's Devilish Delilah ATT NOHS-P at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM (MoZTd)

112 And the world wide privacy tour is still going strong!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 18, 2023 04:45 PM (2YtOq)

113 They got out of a blacked-out SUV and into a cab precisely so they could be photographed. And they did it in front of everyone. They are not good at this.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 18, 2023 04:45 PM (ei7q6)

114 She became an alternative mum to him is my guess and is a female predator type that knows how to play stupid and weak willed men.

*****************

I was thinking he was an S&M type too, in the limited interviews Ive seen, shes always insulting and deriding him, which is extremely offputting.

If I wanted to be insulted and demeaned all day long like that Id work at the DMV.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (VTu1l)

115 The Queen should have nipped that shit in the bud back with Diana
Posted by: Gentlemen

Who's to say she didn't?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (3MYGJ)

116
What was he thinking ? I mean she's not that great a looker.. he was dating some really beautiful Women
Posted by: It's me donna

My standard response to that is "Meghan does butt stuff", but let's face it, EVERY city girl below the age of 40 does butt stuff.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (n+4am)

117 Anyone warn them not to run from the paparazzi?

You’re supposed to back away slowly and raise your arms up to make yourself look bigger.

Just let the paparazzi have the damn fish.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (eOEVl)

118 But then, I'm cynical.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:44 PM

You are far, far, far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (a3Q+t)

119 One of the better South Parks was the Privacy Tour this season, trashing these two clowns.

Harry was pretty sttaight-headed, was dating a pretty athlete. She seemed very nice and he chose this tawt instead Also, Meghan, you ain't black.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (d2bW3)

120 Imagine how horrible it must be when no one pays attention to you!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2023 04:47 PM (CHHv1)

121 Harry was pretty sttaight-headed, was dating a pretty athlete. She seemed very nice and he chose this tawt instead Also, Meghan, you ain't black.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (d2bW3)

Plus she's 2 years older than him...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:47 PM (bs+z0)

122 Completely OT: here is Brooklyn Duo (only the piano here) doing Tracy Chapman's Fast Car.

https://tinyurl.com/29vcahc4

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:47 PM (eOEVl)

123 Yep, when I want privacy, I go to New York City.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

124 One of the better South Parks was the Privacy Tour this season, trashing these two clowns. ...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (d2bW3)
++++
It was *brutal.* One of the best episodes in many years, and absolutely ruthless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:47 PM (DU+/6)

125 121 Harry was pretty sttaight-headed, was dating a pretty athlete. She seemed very nice and he chose this tawt instead Also, Meghan, you ain't black.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:46 PM (d2bW3)

Plus she's 2 years older than him...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:47 PM (bs+z0)

GROSS!!!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 18, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3)

126 "If I wanted to be insulted and demeaned all day long like that Id work at the DMV."

Cashier or restaurant waitstaff. They take all the shit.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (MvF+J)

127 Honestly, I'd bang Fat Meghan and Ugly-on-the-Inside Meghan before Talking Head Megyn. I know Talking Head Megyn is popular in these parts, but she just looks like a pretty lich to me.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

I'ld bang Me-again thee times.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (kCPIa)

128 No cap I think Me-again must have had some smell-ologist figure some pheromonal type formula to make Harry such a lapdog for her. I used to think she must have some S-tier strange to make up for his average looks and horrible personality but I think it's more sinister.

Posted by: UwU_Power at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (3kWw+)

129 I think both these twats were high as fuck playing grand theft auto and hallucinated the whole thing

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (wEzqa)

130 Whatever cluster b personality disorder that Amber Heard has, Markle has the same thing.

Watching her speak word salad speeches and playing victim, there's something off with her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (g1svF)

131
There was some quote like "We moved to America to get away from all the press attention!"
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination

...at the press conference which was broadcast live on 3 networks and cable TV.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (n+4am)

132 I was thinking he was an S&M type too, in the limited interviews Ive seen, shes always insulting and deriding him, which is extremely offputting.

If I wanted to be insulted and demeaned all day long like that Id work at the DMV.

Or marry Jada Pinkett Smith.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (eOEVl)

133 >>>Plus she's 2 years older than him...
Posted by: It's me donna

Dude could have anyone he wanted, and he f'd it up.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (d2bW3)

134 Imagine how horrible it must be when no one pays attention to you!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Hey y'all!
*waves arms

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (3MYGJ)

135 Even sillier, the event they went to in Manhattan, was Ms. Foundation's Women of Vision award.

Meghan received the award for “her global advocacy to empower and advocate on behalf of women and girls."

Oh, puleeez.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (oiNtH)

136 133 >>>Plus she's 2 years older than him...
Posted by: It's me donna

Dude could have anyone he wanted, and he f'd it up.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (d2bW3)

=========

He wanted his mom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

137 Watching her speak word salad speeches and playing victim, there's something off with her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (g1svF)
++++
Yeah: she's fake. A phony. You can hide that for a while, but not much.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (DU+/6)

138 Plus she's 2 years older than him...

2 years?!? Can you imagine how desiccated her uterine lining is? Over the hill? She's over all the hills.

Posted by: Don Lemon, Womanologist at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (ppBhU)

139 Cover of today's NY Post-

https://tinyurl.com/nhfc5bhe

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (NpAcC)

140 115 The Queen should have nipped that shit in the bud back with Diana
Posted by: Gentlemen

Who's to say she didn't?
Posted by: rickb223

I said "in the bud." Before she got knocked up by the tennis coach or whatever.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (kCPIa)

141
Oh. Shit.

Fake tv investment "guru" jim cramer just predicted an "economic wave" that will be "great" for investors.

Yeah, maybe shorters.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (nibRh)

142 He wanted his mom.

That's just creepy as hell. Also plausible.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (eOEVl)

143 Harry, if you want publicity in NYC, don't take a cab, ride the subway. And choke some wog out. Perhaps Princess Meghan.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (nnp+f)

144 1 sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:25 PM

Congratulations on your First!, TJM, and allow me to claim a First by being the first to congratulate you on not mentioning Zardoz in this Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (a3Q+t)

145 I saw a YouTube video where two guys went 1 mile in NYC. One walked another took an Uber. The Uber beat the Walker by 2 minutes. It was 15 mins to walk 13 mins to Uber. That’s how congested NYC is. But 2 hr high speed car chase! 🤣🤣
Posted by: Montec at May 18, 2023 04:37 PM (UapQm)

Wasn't it Tootsie where part of the back story was that the soap opera had arranged a "car chase" as a season spectacular in Manhattan and it went well except for having to stop at all the stoplights?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (xhaym)

146 142 He wanted his mom.

That's just creepy as hell. Also plausible.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (eOEVl)

========

To be fair, I should have used "mum" instead of "mom".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

147 The local morning news reported an intruder was caught on their property I think yesterday or this am by their private security.

I'm dying to hear what the Sheriff's dept thinks of them/their security team.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (g1svF)

148 144 1 sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:25 PM

Congratulations on your First!, TJM, and allow me to claim a First by being the first to congratulate you on not mentioning Zardoz in this Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (a3Q+t)

==========

What the fuck is Zardoz?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

149
2 years?!? Can you imagine how desiccated her uterine lining is? Over the hill? She's over all the hills.
Posted by: Don Lemon, Womanologist at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM (ppBhU)

____________

"Harry Windsor..... you are NOT the father!"

Posted by: MBIS MBISS MBIS-OH GChG Soyara's Devilish Delilah ATT NOHS-P at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (MoZTd)

150 Why would anyone chase them for two hours for their pictures? They are some of the most photographed people in the world. Unless one of them is caught, sucking a dick, during really anything new with the picture.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:35 PM (3MYGJ)

Well. There were three of them, and three is a real interesting number.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (YGqO/)

151 >>>He wanted his mom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ!

Most likely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (d2bW3)

152
Off Lila sock

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (MoZTd)

153 I WANT MY PRIVACY

Posted by: MeAgain at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (RHGPo)

154
"If I wanted to be insulted and demeaned all day long like that Id work at the DMV."

Or go to a restaurant in Paris, while speaking English.

(Yes, I know that's a harmful stereotype. But I don't care. They're French, and therefore, lame)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (n+4am)

155 151 >>>He wanted his mom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ!

She just doesn't seem like the motherly type

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (bs+z0)

156 148 144 1 sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:25 PM

Congratulations on your First!, TJM, and allow me to claim a First by being the first to congratulate you on not mentioning Zardoz in this Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (a3Q+t)

==========

What the fuck is Zardoz?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

Not sure but I can tell you you won't get a discount by buying it in town.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

157 He wanted his mom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I think you are right. He wanted to fix that relationship. He wanted to be legitimate and worthy of her adoration. Poor stupid sod.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (kCPIa)

158 Congratulations on your First!, TJM, and allow me to claim a First by being the first to congratulate you on not mentioning Zardoz in this Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (a3Q+t)

Did I miss the Zardoz discussion? Because as flawed movies go, it was tragic as to what it almost accomplished as a discussion of a sclerotic ruling class destroying the world to prevent its overthrow.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (xhaym)

159 Harry must look in the mirror and realize he doesn’t have a drop of Windsor blood in his body. Probably the best favor his mom could have done for him.

Posted by: Rse at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (nos7q)

160 The area of Manhattan they were in has cameras. Lots of them. The NYPD knows exactly what happened. They're being gracious to these wankers for some reason.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (F6McX)

161 International Privacy Tour

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (RHGPo)

162 Women choose who they have sex with. Men choose who they marry.

Ya messed up Harry.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (rJ48h)

163
To be fair, I should have used "mum" instead of "mom".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

__________

Mumsy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (MoZTd)

164 >"No one who's ever lived in NYC knows there is no possible way to have a 2-hr car chase on the streets of New York"
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 04:28 PM (/iWhV)

It was probably like that "chase" scene from Austin Powers.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (a/py5)

165 They're super important and powerful and wonderful .
And they take a yellow cab. No limo, no armored SUV , no helicopter, no flying carpet. A Yellow F**king Cab .
Pathetic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (lRky4)

166 I said "in the bud." Before she got knocked up by the tennis coach or whatever.
Posted by: Gentlemen

Touché

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (3MYGJ)

167 She wears his Moms perfume, they just happened to own the same iconic Cartier watch, several other notable creepy things he wrote about in his book that he clearly doesn't see as the stalking/manipulation it is.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (ei7q6)

168 They must've been late for her date with her bull.

Posted by: SMFH at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (vGZLX)

169 "Poor stupid sod."

More of a git than a sod.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (MvF+J)

170 I live in Manhattan. No way you could have a chase like they describe here. You’d maybe get as far as a few stoplights. This is complete and utter lies and bullshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 04:53 PM (wEzqa)

171 She wears his Moms perfume, they just happened to own the same iconic Cartier watch, several other notable creepy things he wrote about in his book that he clearly doesn't see as the stalking/manipulation it is.

You left out his todger.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:53 PM (eOEVl)

172 What the fuck is Zardoz?

wiZardOz

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 04:53 PM (RHGPo)

173 Harry with a yeast infection - Royal with cheese

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 18, 2023 04:53 PM (OgrpQ)

174 I bet when William becomes king, she will be “dealt with”
Harry will be tossed into the Tower

Posted by: Jmel at May 18, 2023 04:53 PM (bVhJi)

175 Cover of today's NY Post-

https://tinyurl.com/nhfc5bhe

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 04:49 PM

And they got exactly what they wanted......attention.

People and the NY Post need to quit paying attention to them and they will go away.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 04:53 PM (ncXxy)

176 172 What the fuck is Zardoz?

wiZardOz
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 04:53 PM (RHGPo)

=======

My whole worldview has collapsed...

I must destroy the Eternals now. Be back soon, gotta put on my red diaper of destruction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

177 It is just a matter of time before the Franklin Mint issues a commmerative plate regaling how The Mare and The Spare suffered for us all.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (qtCjF)

178 I'm sure Meghan will be a fantastic mother. Catherine laughs at you every five minutes.

"So, you ruined your life."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (d2bW3)

179 You left out his todger.

So did he apparently. It's why he needs special cream, I suppose.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (ppBhU)

180 She wears his Moms perfume, they just happened to own the same iconic Cartier watch, several other notable creepy things he wrote about in his book that he clearly doesn't see as the stalking/manipulation it is.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (ei7q6)
++++
He's got the whammy, and it's *always* weird when that happens. An otherwise sane man meets one of the succubi, falls for her, and then loses his damn mind completely.

Colin Kapernick is another example. He was pretty normal as far as I know - until he met his ultra-woke squeeze. Then he went all-in on wokeness and self-immolated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (DU+/6)

181 I bet when William becomes king, she will be “dealt with”
Harry will be tossed into the Tower

It'll be difficult to smuggle in the cask of Amontillado.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (eOEVl)

182 So....working all day. What did I miss? Any knife-fights? Brawls? Demands to speak with the manager? Flouncings off?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (N3zMI)

183 >>>Harry will be tossed into the Tower
Posted by: Jmel ..

Or thrown off it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (d2bW3)

184
Or marry Jada Pinkett Smith.
Posted by: Archimedes

Actually, I think that's still an option...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (n+4am)

185 I just had a near-catastropic accident in the kitchen. I dropped a paper towel and it almost landed on my foot.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (PiwSw)

186 182 So....working all day. What did I miss? Any knife-fights? Brawls? Demands to speak with the manager? Flouncings off?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (N3zMI)

==========

There was a giant floating stone head that ejected guns from its mouth, but all the good guns have been taken already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

187 So....working all day. What did I miss? Any knife-fights? Brawls? Demands to speak with the manager? Flouncings off?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (N3zMI)
++++
It looks like Robbo got four out of nine possible points!

Tony, tell him what he's won!

Posted by: AoSHQ Announcer at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (DU+/6)

188 Why didn't Harry and Meghan use their car that sprouts airplane wings ?

Posted by: Lloyd Bucher at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (RHGPo)

189 Don’t Sleep with the Crazy.

Posted by: Rse at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (nos7q)

190 I'm never bowing to an effing "royal" while I'm in this Country.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (DcKNO)

191 189 Don’t Sleep with the Crazy.
Posted by: Rse at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (nos7q)

=========

Yeah, just bang her and get out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

192 An otherwise sane man meets one of the succubi, falls for her, and then loses his damn mind completely.

I suppose it runs in the family. Dear old Dad did the same thing with Kamilla.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (eOEVl)

193 Why didn't Harry and Meghan use their car that sprouts airplane wings ?
Posted by: Lloyd Bucher at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (RHGPo)
++++
They aren't on the Thunderbirds...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (DU+/6)

194 Who?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (XMwZJ)

195 >>>
There was a giant floating stone head that ejected guns from its mouth, but all the good guns have been taken already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison.

You didn't tell me? Damn you, damn you all to Hell!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (d2bW3)

196 Oh, and are there any Mannix Girls worth scrolling back for?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (N3zMI)

197 "Poor stupid sod."

More of a git than a sod.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023 04:52 PM (MvF+J)
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Possibly even a shilpit wee nyaff.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)

198 "A horse, a horse, My kingdom for a horse!

Not you Meghan. Sit down.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (F6McX)

199 "Poor stupid sod."
*
More of a git than a sod.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at May 18, 2023

***
A dozy cow and a pillock.

Posted by: Rupert Giles at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (J2vNu)

200 Daily Mail-
Fatuous, irrelevant and no sense of purpose - what a fitting backdrop Manhattan's 'Women of Vision' made for the vapid La Markle herself! Fellow guest MAUREEN CALLAHAN's sparkling account of Meghan's word-salad gala appearance

https://tinyurl.com/5925db85

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (NpAcC)

201 I am happy that I'm not the only one who saw the parallel to Diana and had the same wistful thought about the disappointing outcome of this chase...

Of course - they were successful. Here we are, making fun of them.

But I have to hope that such desperate measures mean their fame is fading.

Posted by: Iris at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (NaH5I)

202 Two more migrants doing the self-aggrandizing con jobs that (most) Americans won't.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (wzAuc)

203
I suppose it runs in the family. Dear old Dad did the same thing with Kamilla.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 04:56 PM (eOEVl)

____________

Not to mention Edward VIII.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (MoZTd)

204 So close

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (BXxcV)

205 BabylonBee: Kamala Harris Receives Honorary Degree From Clown College

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 04:57 PM (RHGPo)

206 148 What the fuck is Zardoz?

picture sean connery in a red diaper brandishing a rifle.

Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2023 04:58 PM (sGtp+)

207 There was a giant floating stone head that ejected guns from its mouth, but all the good guns have been taken already.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

If someone wants to go to second level with you, just play along.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 18, 2023 04:58 PM (PiwSw)

208
Colin Kapernick is another example. He was pretty normal as far as I know - until he met his ultra-woke squeeze. Then he went all-in on wokeness and self-immolated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM

Now I believe that Harry has always been a big dummy and the palace was protecting him. Those two are poison together.
I feel sorry for the kids.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 04:58 PM (g1svF)

209 Oh nohs, not the "royals."

So, anyway.

But seriously, why are they still here?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (Q4IgG)

210 Yahoo: NBA's solid playoff ratings shows 'go woke, go broke' talking point was always a lie

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (RHGPo)

211 The area of Manhattan they were in has cameras. Lots of them. The NYPD knows exactly what happened. They're being gracious to these wankers for some reason.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 04:51 PM (F6McX)

NYPD is one of the few PDs that has an office in London. Cushy job. Don't want to jeopardize that.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (YGqO/)

212 Zombie Queen Elizabeth II curses, foiled again by her weakened powers. Now that she's dead, it's next to impossible for her to protoplasmically jimmy with yet another car's brakes and steering.

Better luck next time, ZQE2!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (bjsVk)

213 What the fuck is Zardoz?

A 1974 movie starring Sean Connery, wearing a G string.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (3MYGJ)

214
To be serious for a moment...

The paparazzi are a real problem.

To avoid them I had to parachute into Kroger today to get a can of Underwood's Deviled Ham, then-

rode Kroger's rental T. Rex on a wild chase until I finally lost the paparazzi by taking a canoe up I-35.

It was harrowing!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (RJQ8g)

215 No one picked up on my Dennis Weaver joke above.

I sometimes think my allusions and jokes are too obscure.
Nah, it's you people who are wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (kCPIa)

216 Whoa, saw recent photo of Harry

he is not aging well

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (VTu1l)

217 Now I believe that Harry has always been a big dummy and the palace was protecting him. Those two are poison together.
I feel sorry for the kids.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 04:58 PM (g1svF)

Doesn't he descend from a family of ginger horse people?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (ufFY8)

218 Now I believe that Harry has always been a big dummy and the palace was protecting him. Those two are poison together.
I feel sorry for the kids.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 04:58 PM (g1svF)

I can just picture the Queen saying "First, this mess with Andy and now my wanker grandson..."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 18, 2023 05:00 PM (PiwSw)

219 The Royal Family didn't reach out to Harry and Meghan as they had hoped. Harry was forced to either not attend his father's coronation or to attend but leave her and her mother at home with the children. The latter was chosen because of their '"brand." (Meg must be very Michelle O, too, with mom in tow 'for the children.')

Meg was given the Ms. Foundation Women of Vision Award on Tuesday evening in NYC. The dopey driving stunt was a reminder Meg is important, a princess in her own right, a woman of vision. Heh

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 05:00 PM (GshMh)

220 Imagine how horrible it must be when no one pays attention to you!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Hey y'all!
*waves arms
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (3MYGJ)
........

*whistles, continues looking out window*yawn*

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

221 >He's got the whammy, and it's *always* weird when that happens. An otherwise sane man meets one of the succubi, falls for her, and then loses his damn mind completely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM (DU+/6)

One thing I'm trying to beat into my middle school son's heads is that you never simp for a girl. Never, ever change yourself to try to please some chick. It helps that the memes dominant in their culture also reinforce this message.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:00 PM (a/py5)

222 Yahoo: NBA's solid playoff ratings shows 'go woke, go broke' talking point was always a lie
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (RHGPo)

Playoffs?
How are the Kracken doing?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:01 PM (YGqO/)

223 No one picked up on my Dennis Weaver joke above.

I sometimes think my allusions and jokes are too obscure.
Nah, it's you people who are wrong.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023

***
Duel!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 05:01 PM (J2vNu)

224 180-
I don't think Harry was ever all that normal. They RF covered for him for years. He cheated in school, was involved in multiple incidents involving drugs while in other countries (the RF would always try to make it out like he was just drunk) and there have been persistent ugly rumors about him and escorts(him being violent).
The RF played a large role in creating this monster. Markle is awful, but this is both of them.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 18, 2023 05:01 PM (ei7q6)

225 Piers Morgan Uncensored
@PiersUncensored

"If you really don't want to be the centre of a media circus, stop behaving like media clowns."

Piers Morgan gives his advice to Harry and Meghan after they claimed they were the target of a "catastrophic car chase" in New York.

https://tinyurl.com/43d7pcfb

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 05:01 PM (NpAcC)

226 208
Colin Kapernick is another example. He was pretty normal as far as I know - until he met his ultra-woke squeeze. Then he went all-in on wokeness and self-immolated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 04:54 PM

Now I believe that Harry has always been a big dummy and the palace was protecting him. Those two are poison together.
I feel sorry for the kids.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 04:58 PM (g1svF)

Yep. The party with him in the Nazi costume caused a lot of grief for the family at the time. The palace office went into overdrive confiscating any evidence of any further shenanigans from Harry.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 05:01 PM (/iWhV)

227 This bikini brunette laments that she didn't get to Harry first, because she thinks she's smart enough to have shut up and enjoyed the status instead of wrecking everything with her crazy:
https://is.gd/SD1eD6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (DU+/6)

228 Yahoo: NBA's solid playoff ratings shows 'go woke, go broke' talking point was always a lie

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 04:59 PM (RHGPo)

Wait I thought wokeness was a lie made up by paranoid bigots?

Reality is so hard to keep track of.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (BXxcV)

229 Imagine how horrible it must be when no one pays attention to you!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Hey y'all!
*waves arms
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 04:48 PM (3MYGJ)
........

*whistles, continues looking out window*yawn*
Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 05:00 PM (v0R5T)
***

Zzzzzzzz......

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (YGqO/)

230 Hey ace, I hear tell that Disney's "Galactic Starcruiser" hotel is shutting down for good. So shocking that wasn't sustainable! At least they milked the retarded SW superfans for close to $10k a family, lol.

Now what will Clownfish TV, Doomcock, etc. talk about???

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (a/py5)

231 "The Duke and Duchess of Sussex arrived at their destination and there were no reported collisions, summonses, injuries, or arrests in regard."

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How 'bout blow jobs?

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (w8jy4)

232 LOL our Mayor is a Joke, to curb crime in the Short North (Columbus) he's telling Restaurants and Businesses to close at 10pm

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (dKiJG)

233 230 Now what will Clownfish TV, Doomcock, etc. talk about???
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (a/py5)

=======

Kathleen Kennedy's firing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

234 Does it, though? I suppose we'll see but even among some of the Royal Family fans I know, they have no use for Sparkles anymore. Her star may be falling and shit like is a desperate attempt to arrest the decline.

But then, I'm cynical.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

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Her demographic is conning the wine moms that occupy the heights of American idiot culture. Sad, lonely, and alcoholic, they long for a Prince Harry to call their own but have to settle for a cat.

This sad and twisted demographic are also the idiots that buy Goop crap from honorary wine mom Paltrow's shop.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:03 PM (3aLWR)

235 Whoa, saw recent photo of Harry

he is not aging well
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort
.......

Must not be keeping up with his Descovy.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

236 Duel!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Thank you. You are worthy! (jk)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:03 PM (kCPIa)

237 There was a giant floating stone head...

Are you all talking about me again?

*laughs awkwardly*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 18, 2023 05:03 PM (RJQ8g)

238 Hey ace, I hear tell that Disney's "Galactic Starcruiser" hotel is shutting down for good. So shocking that wasn't sustainable! At least they milked the retarded SW superfans for close to $10k a family, lol.

Now what will Clownfish TV, Doomcock, etc. talk about???
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (a/py5)
++++
It's because of DeSantis!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Press at May 18, 2023 05:03 PM (DU+/6)

239 How 'bout blow jobs?
Posted by: ShainS

Meghan strikes me as the type that rations that based on Harry's doormat behavior.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:03 PM (3aLWR)

240 Next up for Meghan : a wardrobe malfunction

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 05:04 PM (lRky4)

241 238 Hey ace, I hear tell that Disney's "Galactic Starcruiser" hotel is shutting down for good. So shocking that wasn't sustainable! At least they milked the retarded SW superfans for close to $10k a family, lol.

Now what will Clownfish TV, Doomcock, etc. talk about???
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (a/py5)
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It's because of DeSantis!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Press at May 18, 2023 05:03 PM (DU+/6)

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That's gonna really piss off the Disney super fans who have already sworn to never set foot in Florida again because they know that they can't bounce their junk in front of kids anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

242 picture sean connery in a red diaper brandishing a rifle.
Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2023 04:58 PM (sGtp+)

Good DAY, Sir. That is the Webley-Fosberry, the first automatic self cocking revolver!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 05:04 PM (xhaym)

243 Duel!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
Thank you. You are worthy! (jk)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023

***
It was on Svengoolie a few months ago. I hadn't seen it all through in years, and I haven't read the short story in even longer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 05:04 PM (J2vNu)

244 Hadrian--

I think you're right about the Edward VIII comparison. Someone here said "I was thinking he was an S&M type too, in the limited interviews Ive seen, shes always insulting and deriding him, which is extremely offputting."

I was reading about Wallis Simpson and Edward earlier this week and that's apparently how she treated him. Creepy on both sides of that equation.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at May 18, 2023 05:04 PM (fTtFy)

245 @170

>>I live in Manhattan. No way you could have a chase like they describe here. You’d maybe get as far as a few stoplights. This is complete and utter lies and bullshit.

Theoretically, you could race down the FDR, cross over the battery and then race up the West Side Highway crossing back over to the FDR in Washington Heights in a loop at, say 3am.

Unlikely, but plausible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 18, 2023 05:04 PM (lQMtl)

246 One thing I'm trying to beat into my middle school son's heads is that you never simp for a girl. Never, ever change yourself to try to please some chick. It helps that the memes dominant in their culture also reinforce this message.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:00 PM (a/py5)

Saw a Jordan Peterson clip a few weeks ago, saying that guys essentially idolize the ideal woman, and get conflicted when real life intrudes because women are not perfect. But, the thing men fear the most is being rejected by women.

I am explaining this badly, but I think he hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

247 Thump-thump-thump...my DGAF meter is still pegged in the negative integers.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (q7hip)

248 One thing I'm trying to beat into my middle school son's heads is that you never simp for a girl.

***************************

be respectful but never simp

I have trouble balancing the two myself, case in point, when my woke female coworkers complained that Musk was setting up the new female CEO to fail as another glass "cliff" I opined that women who decide to be CEOs of their kitchens almost never fail

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (VTu1l)

249 Speaking of overdramatic attention whores...from Daily Kos:

'I had a stroke because of Trump': GOP strategist offers latest proof that guy is bad for our health. Frank Luntz, who’s devoted his career to making Republican policies appear less benighted and awful, talked about how Trump—a monster whom, let’s be honest, Luntz helped create—literally gave him a stroke.

"Donald Trump made my head explode,” he said. In early 2020, Luntz checked himself into a hospital after a tingling in his arm crept up his shoulder and began to spread across his face. Doctors told him his blood pressure was an alarming 197 over 122 and that he had suffered a stroke. His lack of exercise and unhealthy eating habits didn’t help, but a lot of it had to do with stress... He was at that time constantly upset about the state of the world. He blamed Trump.

“I had a stroke because of Trump,” Luntz said. “I didn’t have the guts to speak out enough about him, and it drove me crazy. Every time I spoke out, I felt the backlash, I felt it on social media, with my friends..."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

250 Hey ace, I hear tell that Disney's "Galactic Starcruiser" hotel is shutting down for good. So shocking that wasn't sustainable! At least they milked the retarded SW superfans for close to $10k a family, lol.

They'll convert the hotel into Disney's Wide World of Woke, with hot and cold running trannys.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (eOEVl)

251 249 “I had a stroke because of Trump,” Luntz said. “I didn’t have the guts to speak out enough about him, and it drove me crazy. Every time I spoke out, I felt the backlash, I felt it on social media, with my friends..."
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

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Luntz is such a prissy little bitch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

252 This bikini brunette laments that she didn't get to Harry first, because she thinks she's smart enough to have shut up and enjoyed the status instead of wrecking everything with her crazy:
https://is.gd/SD1eD6
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (DU+/6)
........

She would have farked Harry into a coma.

Posted by: wth at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

253 230 Hey ace, I hear tell that Disney's "Galactic Starcruiser" hotel is shutting down for good. So shocking that wasn't sustainable! At least they milked the retarded SW superfans for close to $10k a family, lol.

Now what will Clownfish TV, Doomcock, etc. talk about???
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:02 PM (a/py5)

I really don't listen to CLownFishTV anymore since they stated that since they have a gay Daughter they have no opinion on the Florida Parental Bill.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (dKiJG)

254 WHO?
WHO CARES.
THAT's WHO!

Posted by: zooomzooom at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (Y0Ei4)

255 She strikes me as the type that expects to lay there and be serviced and you can tell she had an orgasm because she dropped her nail file.

Posted by: ... at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (BXxcV)

256 That is the Webley-Fosberry, the first automatic self cocking revolver!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 05:04 PM (xhaym)

Oh, my!!!!

Posted by: George Takei at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (ufFY8)

257 See the glory of the royal scam

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (ZLI7S)

258 guys essentially idolize the ideal woman

**************

it's hard not to idolize women who dont treat men like shit because theyre so rare

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (VTu1l)

259 Meghan strikes me as the type that rations that based on Harry's doormat behavior.
Posted by: whig

Someone brought up pegging a few threads back, and how no chicks are into it. (not sure how they knew, and at this point ...)

My thought was that I am sure there are plenty of women who would love to hate f--k and humiliate a man. Meghan, for example.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (kCPIa)

260 “I had a stroke because of Trump,” Luntz said. “I didn’t have the guts to speak out enough about him, and it drove me crazy. Every time I spoke out, I felt the backlash, I felt it on social media, with my friends..."
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Wow. What a pansy cuck. He is vomiting his deranged mental illness out and expecting sympathy for it.

You know - exactly like a leftist!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 05:06 PM (DU+/6)

261 I saw Sad Ginger Prey open for The Barracudas at Marineland of Canada in '78.

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2023 05:07 PM (w8jy4)

262 Luntz looks like he hasn't exercised since 8th grade.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 18, 2023 05:07 PM (rJ48h)

263 Respect our privacy, buddy!!

Posted by: Harry and Meghan at May 18, 2023 05:07 PM (CLmzh)

264 According to his book, when he was in the military he was doing drugs while on leave. I don't remember who or where I read it that someone said he was never drug tested or had advance notice, something.

So he's the biggest nepo baby ever bitching about his family that made him what he is.

Disloyalty is a terrible quality in a husband and father and man, just sayin'

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 05:07 PM (6wjbx)

265 Harry has an unhealthy fixation on his mother and the manner of her death. Who knows, maybe paparazzi trying to take his picture triggers delusions of being chased. At any rate, it's pretty obvious that in his eyes, Meghan was supposed to be his Diana.

Posted by: RebeccaH at May 18, 2023 05:07 PM (JI6AV)

266 Alec Baldwin is coming to Ohio for a film about Kent State, No word if he's playing a Soldier shooting the Students.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:08 PM (dKiJG)

267 Luntz helped create—literally gave him a stroke.

*************

Proves Trump is losing his touch, Trump in his prime would have finished the job

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 05:08 PM (VTu1l)

268 Proves Trump is losing his touch, Trump in his prime would have finished the job
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 05:08 PM (VTu1l)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (DU+/6)

269 “I had a stroke because of Trump,” Luntz said. “
Posted by: Intercepted DU

Well, Trump did fund the vaccine.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (kCPIa)

270 “I had a stroke because of Trump,” Luntz said. “I didn’t have the guts to speak out enough about him, and it drove me crazy. Every time I spoke out, I felt the backlash, I felt it on social media, with my friends..."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2023 05:05 PM (JCZqz)

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Kevin McCarthy hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (w8jy4)

271 My thought was that I am sure there are plenty of women who would love to hate f--k and humiliate a man. Meghan, for example.
Posted by: Gentlemen
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Would not take that bet that Harry is turned on if Meghan plays the pron version of Mommy Dearest dressed in Hugo Boss styled clothes.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (3aLWR)

272 264 According to his book, when he was in the military he was doing drugs while on leave. I don't remember who or where I read it that someone said he was never drug tested or had advance notice, something.

So he's the biggest nepo baby ever bitching about his family that made him what he is.

Disloyalty is a terrible quality in a husband and father and man, just sayin'
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 05:07 PM (6wjbx)

I think he was happy being in the Army

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (dKiJG)

273 Crack smoking City Councilor caught pipe-handed:
youtube.com/watch?v=l_aC-QHgKxQ

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 05:10 PM (MvF+J)

274 I think he was happy being in the Army
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (dKiJG)

Certainly helped our bottom line.

Posted by: Elizabeth Arden at May 18, 2023 05:10 PM (PiwSw)

275 Someone brought up pegging a few threads back, and how no chicks are into it. (not sure how they knew, and at this point ...)

My thought was that I am sure there are plenty of women who would love to hate f--k and humiliate a man. Meghan, for example.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (3aLWR)

For Harry, three out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Meat Loaf at May 18, 2023 05:11 PM (ufFY8)

276 Alec Baldwin is coming to Ohio for a film about Kent State, No word if he's playing a Soldier shooting the Students.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:08 PM (dKiJG)

they are going to have fun motion capturing and CGI-ing him as a 27 year old protester.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 05:11 PM (xhaym)

277 All Di had to do was put on her seat belt and she would be alive today

Posted by: Creek at May 18, 2023 05:12 PM (29OXW)

278 I think he was happy being in the Army
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Someone told him what to do. Now Meghan is his commander.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:12 PM (3aLWR)

279 "Certainly helped our bottom line.
Posted by: Elizabeth Arden "

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 18, 2023 05:12 PM (gLRfa)

280 For Harry, three out of three ain't bad.
Posted by: Meat Loaf

SPEW!!!! I need a new keyboard.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:12 PM (3aLWR)

281 Alec Baldwin is coming to Ohio for a film about Kent State, No word if he's playing a Soldier shooting the Students.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:08 PM (dKiJG)

I heard he shelved the project about the Last Days of Lincoln. Apparently couldn't find anyone to play Lincoln.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:12 PM (YGqO/)

282 “I had a stroke because of Trump,” Luntz said. “
Posted by: Intercepted DU

WTF????

How did you get directional quotes??? Has that been fixed.
Is this now Minx 0.80000001 beta?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:13 PM (kCPIa)

283 They left out other important details. For example, the paparazzi wore Trump caps, carried bleach, and shouted "This is MAGA country!".
Posted by: Archimedes
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Nooses? Were there nooses? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at May 18, 2023 05:13 PM (LoE4a)

284 Probably Alec will play one of the professors or school administrators

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 05:13 PM (xhxe8)

285 I honestly read that as Douchess.
Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 18, 2023 05:14 PM (cIFVA)

286 If I had to be part of a European family, I'd eat a fucking bullet. If I had to be married to Meghan Markle? I'd eat two bullets. I'd have my brother pull the second trigger, just to make sure.

How is this ginger freak still alive?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 05:14 PM (oINRc)

287 Eve Arden >> Elizabeth Arden

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 05:14 PM (ufFY8)

288 270 “I had a stroke because of Trump,” Luntz said. “I didn’t have the guts to speak out enough about him, and it drove me crazy. Every time I spoke out, I felt the backlash, I felt it on social media, with my friends..."
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Luntz demonstrates the problem with the GOP men in Washington. That is why the women in the House seem to have all the leadership qualities compared with the sniveling Luntz and men GOPe doormats.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:14 PM (3aLWR)

289
I think he was happy being in the Army
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:09 PM (dKiJG)

____________

He was. It was a structured life for him and he did well in it. When he left he fell apart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (MoZTd)

290 Harry and Meghan? Never heard of her.

Sounds like a place you'd order overpriced fruit from when you have to buy a gift for someone you don't really care about.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (01RRE)

291 Does that make me a bad person?

************

makes you an excellent reader

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (VTu1l)

292 Alec Baldwin is coming to Ohio for a film about Kent State, No word if he's playing a Soldier shooting the Students.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:08 PM (dKiJG)

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"~~Four~~ Five dead in Ohio ...
How many more?"

Posted by: ShainS at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (xFSLs)

293 European *royal* family I mean

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (oINRc)

294 So he's the biggest nepo baby ever bitching about his family that made him what he is.

It's not even that.

He didn't win the genetic lottery.

If rumors are to be believed, Harry won the cuckoo's egg lottery.

He's lucky his bastard ass wasn't sent off to somewhere obscure Pitcairn's Island like the Royals used to do with inconvenient spawn.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (RJQ8g)

295 “I had a stroke because of Trump,”
- Luntz

Too bad it wasn't fatal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (Q4IgG)

296 283 They left out other important details. For example, the paparazzi wore Trump caps, carried bleach, and shouted "This is MAGA country!".
Posted by: Archimedes
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Nooses? Were there nooses? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at May 18, 2023 05:13 PM (LoE4a)

In Noo York City? Got ya covered, pard.

Posted by: Pace Picante Vigilante Squad at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (N3zMI)

297 ugh.

like Pitcairn's Island

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2023 05:16 PM (RJQ8g)

298 I honestly read that as Douchess.
Does that make me a bad person?
Posted by: Gunslinger at May 18, 2023 05:14 PM (cIFVA)

Since Harry dressed up as a Nazi, maybe she is a Deutchess.

Sorry about that.
I'm no Muldoon.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 05:16 PM (ufFY8)

299 295 “I had a stroke because of Trump,”
- Luntz

Hey Putz.. I guess being obese had nothing to do with it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 05:17 PM (bs+z0)

300 284 Probably Alec will play one of the professors or school administrators
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 05:13 PM (xhxe

School President, was making a Funny

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:17 PM (dKiJG)

301 "I didn’t have the guts..."
Let's just leave it at that Luntz.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:17 PM (YGqO/)

302
He's lucky his bastard ass wasn't sent off to somewhere obscure Pitcairn's Island like the Royals used to do with inconvenient spawn.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (RJQ8g)

_________

The Duke of Windsor was Governor General of the Bahamas during World War II. A job he bitched up big time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 05:18 PM (MoZTd)

303 "No word if he's playing a Soldier shooting the Students."

If the students didn't want to be shot, they shouldn't have been throwing rocks at the soldiers and blowing up (or was it burning down?) campus buildings.

But the Leftists got their pictures, so...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 05:18 PM (ou9hh)

304 He's lucky his bastard ass wasn't sent off to somewhere obscure Pitcairn's Island like the Royals used to do with inconvenient spawn.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2023 05:15 PM (RJQ8g)

Callao, Windsor Ontario, Perth, Wellington NZ.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 05:18 PM (xhaym)

305 How is this ginger freak still alive?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The Royal watchers society is why. I don't think that Meghan quite figured out that the House of Windsor has some very tough and nasty characters well placed everywhere willing to protect the family--most are retired MI5 and 6 spooks and the extended network of part timers in finance, media, and industry.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:18 PM (3aLWR)

306 Crack smoking City Councilor caught pipe-handed:
youtube.com/watch?v=l_aC-QHgKxQ
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice

Lemme guess, bitch set him up?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 05:20 PM (jzzG8)

307 Lemme guess, bitch set him up?
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 05:20 PM

Sooo 90s.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 05:21 PM (Wnv9h)

308 >>The Duke of Windsor was Governor General of the Bahamas during World War II. A job he bitched up big time.

Sounds like a pretty sweet job to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

309 Royals. Feh.

I have a real difficult time grasping the concept. It probably makes some kind of momentary sense when these dynasties are founded, but it rapidly becomes this thing where mentally impaired inbreeds start dressing up like Liberace won the Powerball, and plunging the world into bloodsoaked degringolade.

Pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 05:21 PM (oINRc)

310 Heh.
So one pro golfer hit another pro golfer with his tee shot.
Suddenly I'm feeling better.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:23 PM (YGqO/)

311 it rapidly becomes this thing where mentally impaired inbreeds start dressing up like Liberace won the Powerball, and plunging the world into bloodsoaked degringolade.

Pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 05:21

So...D.C.?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 05:23 PM (Wnv9h)

312
How did you get directional quotes??? Has that been fixed.
Is this now Minx 0.80000001 beta?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:13 PM

You get up 4 am on the East Coast and ask Pixy politely for something and he says, "Right back..." and five minutes later it's fixed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 05:24 PM (enJYY)

313 So one pro golfer hit another pro golfer with his tee shot.
Suddenly I'm feeling better.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:23 PM

Shoulda yelled "Two!"

Posted by: Zombie Al Czervic at May 18, 2023 05:24 PM (Wnv9h)

314 For something completely different, here is a busty young Korean woman playing a Christmas tune on the piano while wearing a bikini made of croissants.

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/tWh4FAhf0xA

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 05:25 PM (xhaym)

315 How's it Trump's fault Luntz is gutless?

Did he really not know he was a coward until Trump?

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 05:26 PM (9wdgA)

316 He's lucky his bastard ass wasn't sent off to somewhere obscure Pitcairn's Island like the Royals used to do with inconvenient spawn.
Posted by: naturalfake

Alice Springs or Calcutta.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 05:26 PM (3MYGJ)

317 You get up 4 am on the East Coast and ask Pixy politely for something and he says, "Right back..." and five minutes later it's fixed.
Posted by: Divide by Zero a

We have struggled with this problem for years.
Midfullwebworker (I think) actually wrote a site that washes text for use in commenting here, and you tell me we just had to ask?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:27 PM (kCPIa)

318 309 Royals. Feh.

I have a real difficult time grasping the concept. It probably makes some kind of momentary sense when these dynasties are founded, but it rapidly becomes this thing where mentally impaired inbreeds start dressing up like Liberace won the Powerball, and plunging the world into bloodsoaked degringolade.

Pass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Every form of government has a problem with succession.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:27 PM (3aLWR)

319 it rapidly becomes this thing where mentally impaired inbreeds start dressing up like Liberace won the Powerball, and plunging the world into bloodsoaked degringolade.

Pass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 05:21

So...D.C.?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 05:23 PM (Wnv9h)
***

Actually this little place just down from Dupont Circle...a friend told me.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:28 PM (YGqO/)

320
So one pro golfer hit another pro golfer with his tee shot.
Suddenly I'm feeling better.

Protip: Never have Dick Cheney as your partner in a pro-am.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 05:28 PM (enJYY)

321 For something completely different, here is a busty young Korean woman playing a Christmas tune on the piano while wearing a bikini made of croissants.
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She has very good posture.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 05:28 PM (2hlEI)

322 We were the Polka Kings, but we abdicated the Throne.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers at May 18, 2023 05:28 PM (Nn3xT)

323 315 How's it Trump's fault Luntz is gutless?

Did he really not know he was a coward until Trump?
Posted by: Just Lily
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And yet strangely, the House GOP uses Luntz for stategery. Explains a bit that does.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:29 PM (3aLWR)

324 For something completely different, here is a busty young Korean woman playing a Christmas tune on the piano while wearing a bikini made of croissants.

***************

Not the hero we deserved, but that we all needed

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 05:29 PM (VTu1l)

325 Actually this little place just down from Dupont Circle...a friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:28 PM

Wandered through there by accident once on my way somewhere else. It was....strange.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (Wnv9h)

326 I would be afraid to ask.

When we had the formatting options and people started asking for shit, Pixy just took it all away.

Then years ago Ace taunted us saying there was an update coming in "a couple weeks."

I have been deleting quotes and apostrophes from text quotes for years - I wonder when it changed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (kCPIa)

327
Midfullwebworker (I think) actually wrote a site that washes text for use in commenting here, and you tell me we just had to ask?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:27 PM

That's exactly what I'm saying. He was like, "Is that a problem? BRB."

And it was fixed five minutes later.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (enJYY)

328 223 No one picked up on my Dennis Weaver joke above.

I sometimes think my allusions and jokes are too obscure.
Nah, it's you people who are wrong.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023

***
Duel!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 18, 2023 05:01 PM (J2vNu)

***

I thought you meant the episode of Gunsmoke when Chester was repeatedly violated by a griz.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (wzAuc)

329 I have the best toe fungus shit EVAH! I use more superlatives than President Trump!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (LPkjK)

330 Imagine how it must have seemed to people like Virginia's Tidewater elite in the late eighteenth century. You're sitting in some library full of classics your father taught you to read in the original Greek and Latin and German and French, while an inbreed across an ocean tries to tell you what to do.

Now, we import them and put them up in Montecito estates that make Monticello look quaint.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (oINRc)

331 Every form of government has a problem with succession.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 05:27 PM (3aLWR)

NOT THE ETERNALS IN ZARDOZ!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 05:31 PM (xhaym)

332 Actress craves drama?

Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2023 05:31 PM (NdYkm)

333 There is a reason I do not ride a motorcycle. I just hit a fee, and when I look at it on the windshield with a close one eye, that sucker would've hit me dead square between the eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 05:32 PM (3MYGJ)

334 For something completely different, here is a busty young Korean woman playing a Christmas tune on the piano while wearing a bikini made of croissants.

Croissants. Fancy.

I was lucky to get potato chips at piano practice.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:32 PM (YGqO/)

335 I thought you meant the episode of Gunsmoke when Chester was repeatedly violated by a griz.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

***snort***

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:32 PM (kCPIa)

336 Noodlum

Posted by: Pace Picante Vigilante Squad at May 18, 2023 05:32 PM (N3zMI)

337 Frank Luntz you're a pollster . The most overrated, damaging and inaccurate con game in politics. Worse than relying on weathermen giving a forecast 6 weeks out. That you blame someone for your self inflicted ill health is pitiful display from a coward.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:33 PM (MNhXM)

338 Wandered through there by accident once on my way somewhere else. It was....strange.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (Wnv9h)

Made a.lot.of.trjps.to DC before moving out there for awhile. Boss loved a place near Morgan's Circle, so I got to know the area. Also very...eclectic. There was a great bar nearby though. Bar Rouge. Closed now but they had incredible martinis.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:36 PM (YGqO/)

339 This may have been mentioned above, but the Duke of Sussex’s mother was Diana, Princess of Wales. She was born Lady Diana Spencer. In Britain, only the daughters of the monarch and princes can be styled “princess.”

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassrom at May 18, 2023 05:43 PM (goJt/)

340 Remember, Piers Morgan called out Meghan Markle two years ago, calling her a liar.

Sharon Osbourne defended Piers. And her so-called friends on The Talk turned on her and got her kicked off the show. Literally cancelled for expressing an opinion on an opinion show. The opinion that Piers has the right to have an opinion.

Meghan is a wrecking ball to that family. And there's been more collateral damage as well, as in Sharon's case.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 18, 2023 07:09 PM (hwP7U)

341 No, the paparazzi were just trying to tell Harry and Meghan their dog was still tied to their bumper.

Posted by: Corona at May 18, 2023 07:26 PM (nakGR)

342 I wouldn’t walk across the street to take a pic of either of those two idjits.

Posted by: Tom McCarthy at May 18, 2023 08:29 PM (qo1ZS)

343
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Posted by: Megan Haynes at May 19, 2023 07:44 AM (gSNcL)

344 nic update

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