LOL: "Anti-Capitalist" Anarchist Coffee Shop Closes, Due to a Lack of Profit

I mean... yes, if you're business is not in the business of business, your "business" will fail, because it's not a business.

It's a pointless hobby.

A self-described "anti-capitalist" café and coffee shop in Canada named The Anarchist with a "pay what you can" business model will close at the end of the month after just over a year in business.

He wasn't really in "business" for a year.

I imagine this "business" was kept open this long only because of blackmailing family members to float him loans and Canada's government giving him subsidies.

He knows why his "business" failed. No, it wasn't because he didn't charge for coffee and he let homeless bums use his toilet.

No, that wasn't it, Bigots.

The Toronto shop, which opened in March 2022, will close on May 30, its owner announced in a statement, blaming a "lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources."
The café offered drip coffee to customers with a "pay what you can" price tag while charging for other beverages like espresso and tea drinks as well as breakfast pastries to subsidize the lost revenue. It also allowed the public to use its restroom and hang out in the storefront without making a purchase.
The store also carried a selection of radical books, art, pins, T-shirts and more for sale.
The so-called "anti-capitalist café, shop and radical community space on stolen land" raised eyebrows when it first opened -- especially among conservatives and supporters of capitalism.

Oh, and did I mention? While he offered cheap drip coffee on the "pay what you want" model, he charged through the roof for everything else.

Locals also criticized what they said were high prices at the coffee shop -- calling the owner hypocritical for charging so much when he claimed to be against capitalist values and desires.
Despite its closure, shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer called his short-lived business endeavor "a huge success" that sparked debate, raised the blood pressure of conservatives and experimented with "living and working in ways that don't enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism."
"Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term," he said in a statement on The Anarchist website.

His website is here.

His coffee shop looks like sh!t.

Here's his sign-off:

It's been an amazing experience, connecting with so many great community members, sparking desperately needed debate, raising the blood pressure of Conservatives (that includes you, "anarcho-capitalists" and "Libertarians"), fulfilling the dream of most service workers by not having to tolerate the presence of professional class-traitors (pigs and military), and experimenting with living and working in ways that don't enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism. Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term.

I'd like to say a huge thank you to Pop Coffee Works, my coffee supplier and landlords, for their generosity and patience...

Your supplier and landlord had to be "generous" and "patient" with you, huh? You mean, your supplier kept supplying you despite your failure to pay him, and your landlord let you slide on the rent for months at a time...?

In other words-- you sponged off other people for a whole year?

What a surprise! I never saw that coming!

I would also like to thank my partners, friends, and family for their huge amounts of support, without which I'd honestly be dead, or at least unhoused by now...

You don't say? You've been living off the welfare of your increasingly-distressed family and friends to keep your Useless Feeder ass under a roof, huh? You don't say. You don't say. You don't say.

Wow, based upon your ranting and cursing at the world, I could never have guessed you had a level of mental illness that wasn't quite severe enough to get you locked away involuntarily, but is plenty severe enough to make life a living hell for anyone who knows you.

...

F*ck the rich. F*ck the police. F*ck the state. F*ck the colonial death camp we call "Canada".
Solidarity
Gabriel a.k.a The Anarchist

I put in the asterisks. This guy wrote out the curses.

Now, this story has been updated. Here's his new message on his website:

NOT Closing Down!
Thanks to a huge influx of support, and a very generous donation of publicity and attention from the Christian Conservatives of Texas and Florida, The Anarchist will continue to operate after May 30th.
I'm not sure how long I will keep operating in the current location (a future in a new Toronto location is looking more and more possible), though hopefully for the rest of the Summer.
I have a lot of offers of support to pursue before I'll know what the future of the shop is, and hope people will keep up the support in whatever way they can.
Keep an eye on instagram for updates!

Still very much f*ck the rich, the police, and Kkkanada.

Gabriel, a.k.a The Anarchist

Don't worry, he'll be out of business again soon. He's not making any money, he owes his landlord and suppliers money, and his friends and family, I'm sure, refused to loan him any more cash. That's what provoked the shut-down.

So he has some AOC types donating to him to stay open. But that's just charity; he's not going to remain in business until he actually gets serious about running a business, not living out some childish dream of starting the Revolution with a cup of coffee.

He'll be closing up again soon enough. His update indicates that he's aware of this, too; he'll have to move (the landlord is fed up) and he only entertains remaining open "through the summer," which is just 90 days.

So, no, Gabriel the Anarchist: F*ck you.

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (ncXxy)

2 And they claimed they didn't want to make any money, so I would count this as a success in my book.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (ncXxy)

3 Sponge!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (Wnv9h)

4 It's a Gray New World

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 05:30 PM (iayUP)

5 Love the color change...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

6 Lamont would never forget to close his quotes.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 05:31 PM (VTu1l)

7 Using socialism to run a business is like using socialism to run a country; always ends in disaster.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:31 PM (ynpvh)

8 If you can't sell leftism in Toronto, you have no business in business. These idiots actually like Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 05:33 PM (78UcJ)

9 Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 05:33 PM (ZCCyW)

10 He'd make more money opening up a 501 c (3) dem charity and suck money from the Federal tit like lots of leftist 501 c (3)s do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

11 Well...at least until Ace resaves the old version.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 05:33 PM (ZCCyW)

12 So he gave away coffee from the Mr coffee machine but charged for the lattes and foofoo stuff?

Sounds capitalist.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:34 PM (Nurpx)

13 One of the attributes of a lefty is the ability to believe two conflicting things at the same time.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 05:34 PM (iayUP)

14 I mean heck, my local Napa gives me a cup of coffee from their drip machine.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:34 PM (Nurpx)

15 "We're in the red... or the black... whatever the bad one is."

- Mr. Kruger

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2023 05:35 PM (OEk9C)

16 13 One of the attributes of a lefty is the ability to believe two conflicting things at the same time.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 05:34 PM (iayUP)

I'd say cognitive dissonance, but you'd have to realize they are in opposition for it to be cognitive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:35 PM (ynpvh)

17 Is this the Star Wars Hotel??

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 05:35 PM (dKiJG)

18 15 "We're in the red... or the black... whatever the bad one is."

- Mr. Kruger

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2023 05:35 PM (OEk9C)

If you mix a rainbow of paint colors, it ends up black.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:35 PM (ynpvh)

19 LOLGF

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 05:36 PM (/jq25)

20 Sounds like he hated people. Too bad people are his potential customers.

Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2023 05:36 PM (NdYkm)

21 It "sparked debate" between him and his coffee supplier about the 60 days past due invoices.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (vN+oL)

22 He gave Frank Luntz a stroke !

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (MNhXM)

23 >>I mean... yes, if you're business is not in the business of business, your "business" will fail, because it's not a business.

Hahaha - Ace. Giving them 'The Business'.

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (ZlS5/)

24 For something completely different, here is a busty young Korean woman playing a Christmas tune on the piano while wearing a bikini made of croissants.
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In truth, it's Star Wars Hotels all the way down.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (2hlEI)

25 Of course it failed, there is no stack of unused NY Times newspapers on the rack. Can't be a real hipster/anarchist coffee shop without them.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (qayCr)

26 Too dumb to use it to launder drug money

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (/jq25)

27 What kind of idiot would buy coffee from a guy who clearly hates his customers?

Posted by: huerfano at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (uE10U)

28 Despite its closure, shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer called his short-lived business endeavor "a huge success" that sparked debate, raised the blood pressure of conservatives....

So this dumbass punched himself in the dick to see conservatives get upset.

Lol. Winning.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (01RRE)

29 Despite its closure, shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer called his short-lived business endeavor "a huge success" that sparked debate, raised the blood pressure of conservatives and experimented with "living and working in ways that don't enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism."

If one of his goals was to raise conservatives' blood pressure then he failed there, too. Laughter tends to lower blood pressure, and anyone who looked at this guys "business" model could only laugh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (Bd6X8)

30 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (2hlEI)
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Well, that went poorly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 05:38 PM (2hlEI)

31 I'm going to go ahead and say this guy has a punchable face even though I've never seen him.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:38 PM (DcKNO)

32 Speaking of capitalism, I see that the Dominoes 3 topping large pizza that was $8 under Trump is now $12

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:38 PM (Nurpx)

33 Oh no, another burnt, deflated souffle.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:38 PM (ynpvh)

34 32 Speaking of capitalism, I see that the Dominoes 3 topping large pizza that was $8 under Trump is now $12

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:38 PM (Nurpx)

So a price reduction!--Biden Admin

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

35 Cheap drip coffee with milk and sugar costs pennies per cup.

If you add cream, you double the cost of materials. Seriously

It is like McDonald's giving away napkins and ketchup.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:39 PM (kCPIa)

36 Off with his head!

Posted by: King Harv at May 18, 2023 05:39 PM (N3zMI)

37 Ah yes...he is playing a socialist, but in reality he is a dilettante and a leech.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 05:39 PM (ZCCyW)

38 That cafe looks like a sad adult day care center. Which, it probably was.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 18, 2023 05:39 PM (bNf8H)

39 I’d like to hand the cashier the note of him saying fuck the police and then rob the place of what little cash it has.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (MNhXM)

40 If Capitalism = Free markets, then
Socialism/Communism = Slave markets
no?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (ynpvh)

41
"We're in the red... or the black... whatever the bad one is."

- Mr. Kruger

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2023 05:35 PM

I remember when the person selling coffee was a much older woman. Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life.

Posted by: Lt Joe Bookman at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)

42
*pours cup of iced coffee on Harry Markle's head*

Viva la Revolution! Royaly McRoyalface!

Posted by: Starting the Revolution with a cup of coffee. at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (RJQ8g)

43 Speaking of capitalism, I see that the Dominoes 3 topping large pizza that was $8 under Trump is now $12
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag

All the more reason to make it at home... although I suck at turning out a round dough.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (jzzG8)

44 37 Ah yes...he is playing a socialist, but in reality he is a dilettante and a leech.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Those are all pretty much synonyms

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (/jq25)

45 I wondered what Gabe was up to.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (7Fj9P)

46 shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer

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What happens when he gets married? Does the woman add a third name?

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (Nurpx)

47 "Capitalism made my pee-pee soft!"

Whatever, eunuch.

Posted by: All Gabes Suck at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (ppBhU)

48 The so-called "anti-capitalist café, shop and radical community space on stolen land" raised eyebrows when it first opened -- especially among conservatives and supporters of capitalism.

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Behold the power of My Fully Operational Stink-Eye! Feel the Bitch Slap of the Invisible Hand!

Posted by: Adam Smith at May 18, 2023 05:41 PM (wzAuc)

49 One of the attributes of a lefty is the ability to believe two conflicting things at the same time.

Posted by: fd

Had some broad on Facebook try to tell me that Reaganomics brought down a high flying economy. I told her the only thing Reaganomics brought down was Carter's 21% home mortgage interest rates.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 05:41 PM (3MYGJ)

50 43 Speaking of capitalism, I see that the Dominoes 3 topping large pizza that was $8 under Trump is now $12
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag

All the more reason to make it at home... although I suck at turning out a round dough.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (jzzG

As long as you don't eat he playdough like Biden does.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:41 PM (ynpvh)

51 >>> His coffee shop looks like sh!t.

That looks like what Central Perk from Friends would look like if it took place in 1984 East Germany.

Posted by: DJ at May 18, 2023 05:41 PM (H5y4s)

52 Ah yes...he is playing a socialist, but in reality he is a dilettante and a leech.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 05:39 PM (ZCCyW)

What's the difference?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2023 05:41 PM (RJQ8g)

53 46 shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer

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What happens when he gets married? Does the woman add a third name?
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (Nurpx)

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What if she has a hyphenated name also? That poor kid.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:41 PM (DcKNO)

54 >>That looks like what Central Perk from Friends would look like if it took place in 1984 East Germany.

'Comrades'

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2023 05:42 PM (ZlS5/)

55 Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:42 PM (MNhXM)

56 What happens when he gets married? Does the woman add a third name?

It's generous of you to assume a woman would be involved.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 05:42 PM (ppBhU)

57 There have been similar 'pay what you want' shops in and around Seattle.

Reality is always a surprise to these idiots, and the idiots who work for them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 18, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

58 53 46 shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer

-

What happens when he gets married? Does the woman add a third name?
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (Nurpx)

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What if she has a hyphenated name also? That poor kid.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:41 PM (DcKNO)

One woman was so proudly feminist she proclaimed she had taken her mother's last name, to which someone else replied, "So you maternal Grandfather's name."...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

59 Trending
DeSatan
2,659 Tweets

You know that's not really hurting Ron so much as making him sound metal.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 05:43 PM (jzzG8)

60 59 Trending
DeSatan
2,659 Tweets

You know that's not really hurting Ron so much as making him sound metal.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 05:43 PM (jzzG

De Satan vs. the Wookie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

61 A coffee shop seems a bit bourgeoise for a committed anarchist.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

62 Maybe he could have got some Antifa pals to help plant some coffee beans in the parking lot.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (MNhXM)

63

my Uncle by marriage, a really complicated
connection who other relatives deny, is
Uncle.. went to Prison, released as Christian
+ set up a similar shop. Funny note, I worked
there, came home with first paycheck, his own
personal check. I show Grampa, questioning,
"is this same Eddie Hanlon?" Grampa said,
"Run to the bank"
My family is incredibly funny. His Restaurant
went broke, only freeloaders using his tables.

Posted by: zigzag at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (dtSUb)

64 In a Bar tonight with a bunch of loudmouth Democrats.

We sent over a round of beer for the table.

Bud Light.

They lost it. And then got kicked out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (jPhtn)

65 62 Maybe he could have got some Antifa pals to help plant some coffee beans in the parking lot.

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (MNhXM)

Or burn down the place for the insurance money. Oh wait, he probably didn't pay that either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

66 What failed here is not the "pay what you want" model, but the socialist model of having facilities (including cheap coffee) available for all. Give away the use of space, toilets, wifi, coffee, and expect it to become a community center supported by those who can afford to buy other things.

This model doesn't work - people who can afford to pay do not want to support freeloaders and their filth. It is why cities are failing.

That is a more important message.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (kCPIa)

67 I was all geared up to go to the Canadian Rockies this year. But, crossing that border SUCKS. Those cops are total a-holes. The last time we crossed, the cop started firing questions at me, including, "Have you been to jail before." I had to stop and think, I've never been incarcerated, but I did have cuffs on when I was in the Army.
Dude thought it was HI-larious I had to stop and think. This is in front of my wife and (then), two young daughters.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (7Fj9P)

68 F*ck the colonial death camp we call "Canada".

Well, he ain't all bad....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (Angsy)

69 64 In a Bar tonight with a bunch of loudmouth Democrats.

We sent over a round of beer for the table.

Bud Light.

They lost it. And then got kicked out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (jPhtn)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

70 Gabriel a.k.a The Anarchist

Wow, Malor has hit a new low. At least he's always got the men's club to get some extra bucks.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (lc5cP)

71 The problem was they were playing Bach as background music.
He was baroque.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (YGqO/)

72 wondered what Gabe was up to.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM

You mean besides the dick sucking?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (Wnv9h)

73 >>In a Bar tonight with a bunch of loudmouth Democrats.

We sent over a round of beer for the table.

Bud Light.

*Golf Clap*

Posted by: garrett at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (ZlS5/)

74 shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer

What happens when he gets married? Does the woman add a third name?
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 18, 2023 05:40 PM (Nurpx)

Gabriel Sims-Fewer X Prunella Braine-Sells =

Tomlickinsonl Sims-Fewer-Braine-Sells

Posted by: naturalfake at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM (RJQ8g)

75 To bad he went anti-capitalism

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM (xhxe8)

76 Lol. Dude definitely looks like a cuck.

https://tinyurl.com/29huj9h6

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM (01RRE)

77 "F*ck the State. F*ck Cansda."

I actually agree with those sentiments completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM (i9ffA)

78 66 What failed here is not the "pay what you want" model, but the socialist model of having facilities (including cheap coffee) available for all. Give away the use of space, toilets, wifi, coffee, and expect it to become a community center supported by those who can afford to buy other things.

This model doesn't work - people who can afford to pay do not want to support freeloaders and their filth. It is why cities are failing.

That is a more important message.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (kCPIa)

I'm reminded by the socialist grading one prof did...that ended very well, didn't it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

79 ... the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources.

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Wow. That reads like they're both trying to and trying not to veil their daddy issues.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (wzAuc)

80 You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at that.

And I don't LMFAO!

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (17s+e)

81 We sent over a round of beer for the table.

Bud Light.

They lost it. And then got kicked out.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (3MYGJ)

82 A coffee shop seems a bit bourgeoise for a committed anarchist.

Our modern leftists are much more effete then their predecessors. Amusingly old school leftists generally put these types up against the wall as soon a they could.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (lc5cP)

83 Like the KKK who hung Emmett Till.

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
"His physical mannerisms are aggressive...I feel threatened by him."-Marjorie Taylor Greene describing Rep. Bowman
This is the kind of dangerous rhetoric that led to Emmett Till's death.
Everyone should call this out for what it is: blatant racism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (FVME7)

84 Aren't angry trust fund babies adorable?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:48 PM (a/py5)

85 the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources.

Leftists with "generational wealth" are the people that these leftists are trying to be. It is...amusing. But they don't want to work for it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 05:48 PM (lc5cP)

86 They lost it. And then got kicked out.
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I got a little chubby reading that. Moar, please.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 05:48 PM (7Fj9P)

87 Hah! I dunno who this woman s but I love her.

https://twitter.com/shelton_kenzi/status/
1659010877524258816

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 05:48 PM (/jq25)

88 There is probably room for a no-frills coffee shop with standing counters only. If you could figure how to serve up pre-made drinks ( some kind of vac-pack bag that you hang up in a dispenser ) you might be able to cut costs to a minimum and churn customers who just want a cup and nothing else really.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 05:49 PM (jzzG8)

89 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 05:45 PM (7Fj9P)

Reminded me of my favorite lines in Stripes,

‘Have you ever been convicted of a crime?’

‘Convicted? No never convicted’

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:49 PM (MNhXM)

90 We sent over a round of beer for the table.

Bud Light.

They lost it. And then got kicked out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (jPhtn)
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Hahaha. Was going to stay in tonight, now rethinking my plans.

Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2023 05:49 PM (tocrP)

91
Thanks to a huge influx of support, and a very generous donation of publicity and attention from the Christian Conservatives of Texas and Florida, The Anarchist will continue to operate after May 30th.

Texans and Floridians are keeping him open?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 05:49 PM (63Dwl)

92 "Don't worry, he'll be out of business again soon. He's not making any money, he owes his landlord and suppliers money, and his friends and family, I'm sure, refused to loan him any more cash. That's what provoked the shut-down."

The Trudeau Politburo will give them a government grant by next Thursday. Or tell their Toronto goons to prevent the landlord from getting an eviction order.

Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2023 05:49 PM (AMIL/)

93
One woman was so proudly feminist she proclaimed she had taken her mother's last name, to which someone else replied, "So you maternal Grandfather's name."...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:43 PM (ynpvh)

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I love this kind of stuff.

And well done, Adirondack Patriot.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:49 PM (DcKNO)

94
Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
"His physical mannerisms are aggressive...I feel threatened by him."-Marjorie Taylor Greene describing Rep. Bowman
This is the kind of dangerous rhetoric that led to Emmett Till's death.
Everyone should call this out for what it is: blatant racism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (FVME7)

I guess blackness trumps woman ness.. Or at least biological woman ness

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 05:50 PM (bs+z0)

95 If he had been a mere anarchist, he'd still be in business

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 05:50 PM (MeG8a)

96 This model doesn't work - people who can afford to pay do not want to support freeloaders and their filth. It is why cities are failing.

Posted by: Gentlemen,
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To add, in fact this is why the very wealthy all have their assets overseas or in enclaves away from the riff-raff. They don't want to pay for 50 million illegals, but they want the middle and working classes to.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 05:50 PM (kCPIa)

97
Lol. Dude definitely looks like a cuck.

https://tinyurl.com/29huj9h6

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM

Whoever told him a shaved head with a red beard would be a 'good look' for him deserves hard time with a pick and shovel.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)

98 Some news on our favorite mid 50s tween, Taylor Lorenz:

https://tinyurl.com/yjvw9az8

From Zero Hedge, so don't go to the comments.

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (17s+e)

99 This Sims - Fewer clown saying the shop was a great success is the same as Disney saying the Star Cruiser Hotel was a great success. They keep using that term . I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (lRky4)

100 Erev Tov

Home and beat.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (pmmLi)

101 >If one of his goals was to raise conservatives' blood pressure then he failed there, too. Laughter tends to lower blood pressure, and anyone who looked at this guys "business" model could only laugh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2023 05:37 PM (Bd6X

"Look at how I triggered you slack-jawed conservatives!"

https://is.gd/XHuSiq

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (a/py5)

102 Getting prepped for Pride Month!

They are deep in the mud, so...

https://youtu.be/6bpTflJ6yUw

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (ufFY8)

103 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (T4tVD)

104 Still very much f*ck the rich, the police, and Kkkanada.

Gabriel, a.k.a The Anarchist
------

Him seems nice.

Posted by: WisRich at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (G0vdT)

105 An anarchist would cram the coffee bean right into the veins of his arm.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (7WHNV)

106 GavinNewsom
"His physical mannerisms are aggressive..

Didn’t Hillary make that charge against someone before?

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (MNhXM)

107 ClownWorld.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (n1JsZ)

108 We sent over a round of beer for the table.

Bud Light.

They lost it. And then got kicked out.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Priceless.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (3MYGJ)
***

Mrs.D just made me explain why I snorted out loud.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (YGqO/)

109 The shop looks like a pre-school daycare facility. Their coffee probably tasted like moldy balls and tree bark.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (N5C4b)

110 Do you know who else was anti-Capitalist?
Karl Marx, he was a leach and paulper his whole life

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (xhxe8)

111 Lol. Dude definitely looks like a cuck.

https://tinyurl.com/29huj9h6

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM

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hhahahhhhahah The sign next to him said, "Reproductive justice for all genders."

lol WTF does that even mean?

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (DcKNO)

112 Lol. Dude definitely looks like a cuck.

https://tinyurl.com/29huj9h6

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 18, 2023 05:46 PM (01RRE)

Yeaaaahhhh, don't think a relationship with a woman is in his future....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 18, 2023 05:53 PM (Angsy)

113 Do I smell like Harry's hand, Diana's private parts or Meghan's Taint?

Posted by: Harry's Todger Cream at May 18, 2023 05:53 PM (0FRWt)

114 hhahahhhhahah The sign next to him said, "Reproductive justice for all genders."

lol WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (DcKNO)

Silly goose.. It means trans men can have babies

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 05:53 PM (bs+z0)

115 An anarchist?
Why is the building still standing?
Pussies.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:53 PM (YGqO/)

116 Silly goose.. It means trans men can have babies

Only as a meal, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2023 05:54 PM (Bd6X8)

117 Canada sucks.

Posted by: ballistic at May 18, 2023 05:54 PM (oXNqT)

118 In other commercial coffee news . . .

Starbucks has begun switching its frozen drinks to "nugget ice." This is the correct decision.

-
Nugget ice is smaller than an ice cube but larger than crushed or slushie ice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 05:55 PM (FVME7)

119 Since the dude's an anarchist, he won't mind if we slightly modify some of his text for Ace's use:

"Founded on a huge amount of experience at the Café level of the specialty blogosphere (harbinger of incisive political commentary around the Internet) I aim to serve the most delicious "third wave" cute animal videos and trendy light chiroptophile content, while constantly looking for ways to undermine the plethora of toxic, oppressive, NeverTrumper standard formula.

No purchase or permission is required to use The Barrel or hang out in the Café."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

120 Whoever told him a shaved head with a red beard would be a 'good look' for him deserves hard time with a pick and shovel.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)

The Canadian dipshit looks like one of my Dwarf Fortress critters.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 05:55 PM (ufFY8)

121 114 hhahahhhhahah The sign next to him said, "Reproductive justice for all genders."

lol WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (DcKNO)

Silly goose.. It means trans men can have babies

Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 05:53 PM (bs+z0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

122 Silly goose.. It means trans men can have babies

"How are you going to gestate it, put it in a box?"

Posted by: Life of Brian! at May 18, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)

123 Doomcock and Ryan Kinel already have videos up about the Star Cruiser Hotel debacle. Disney is now cancelling a $2b project, with the media claiming it's to get at Desantis. More likely it is due to Disney not doing very well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM (lRky4)

124 hhahahhhhahah The sign next to him said, "Reproductive justice for all genders."

lol WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 05:52 PM (DcKNO)

Silly goose.. It means trans men can have babies
Posted by: It's me donna at May 18, 2023 05:53 PM (bs+z0)
***

Well, when the mommy woman really likes the daddy woman...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM (YGqO/)

125 Heh, 121 & 122. Horde minde

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

126 Gabriel sounds like he's got a bad case of misanthropy.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM (ju2Fy)

127 This "Anti-Capitalist" joint looks like a place where people come to suicide.

Oh... the joint suicided?

Mission Accomplished, Comrade. Here's your fucking pin.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM (Q4IgG)

128 "How are you going to gestate it, put it in a box?"

I'm impressed that Monty Python picked up on the trans movement more than forty years ago.

At the time, it just seemed like a ridiculous joke, but somehow Python spotted a cultural trend on the horizon, even if it took a couple of generations to full show up.

Posted by: Life of Brian! at May 18, 2023 05:58 PM (2tUFv)

129 Is the KKK a big thing in Canada?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 05:58 PM (63Dwl)

130 Amusingly old school leftists generally put these types up against the wall as soon a they could.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 05:47 PM (lc5cP)

***

That will be my last entertainment while I wait my turn, and it'll be glorious. I'll share a fond fist bump with the goon squad guy standing nearest me.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 18, 2023 05:58 PM (wzAuc)

131 On the topic of failing businesses - Disney just announced that it's overpriced, overhyped, and underwhelming Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser experience will be closing in September, after a little more than a year in operation.

Ha! They lost their asses on that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 05:58 PM (i9ffA)

132 The assholes who think like this fucktard hold many positions of power and control your life.

It's quite frightening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 05:58 PM (n1JsZ)

133 Drink the f*cking coffee, h8er!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2023 05:58 PM (EZebt)

134 Well, when the mommy woman really likes the daddy woman...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM (YGqO/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dD7w7F0a3Q

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

135 People will pay what they think something's worth. Obviously, this guy's product was worth nothing.

And it always cracks me up how lefties use the systems set up by generations of capitalists to enact their utopian parasite organizations. An anti-capitalist business can only run within a capitalist system where people get paid elsewhere. The protests by antifa weenies are made possible by free speech rights and capitalist-funded roads and transportation infrastructure, and above all, by Judeo-Christian constraints on fellow citizens to not grind the little twats into the ground for wrecking the regular flow of their daily lives.

Posted by: red speck at May 18, 2023 05:59 PM (Ny/Va)

136 The chairs and tables are designed to be uncomfortable for "just hanging out."

It's McDonald's Move Em In, Move Em Out 101.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 18, 2023 06:00 PM (nnp+f)

137 Canada = What if Nazis were polite, heh?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 06:00 PM (lc5cP)

138 There are two types of people in this life: the Babysitters and the Babysat.

Posted by: Rse at May 18, 2023 06:00 PM (nos7q)

139
I've been to a couple of pay-what-you-can places (including a chiropractor) and I've been at least fair if not more. But I doubt the clientele of the anarchist place has much of a moral balance that compels them to do the right thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 06:00 PM (MoZTd)

140 They lost it. And then got kicked out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 05:44 PM (jPhtn)

Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please let this be true!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 18, 2023 06:00 PM (ZCCyW)

141 139
I've been to a couple of pay-what-you-can places (including a chiropractor) and I've been at least fair if not more. But I doubt the clientele of the anarchist place has much of a moral balance that compels them to do the right thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 06:00 PM (MoZTd)

They want socialism for the free ride, baby.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

142 Well, when the mommy woman really likes the daddy woman...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM

They end up on a tab that Ace forgot to close?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 06:01 PM (a3Q+t)

143
Disney is now cancelling a $2b project, with the media claiming it's to get at Desantis. More likely it is due to Disney not doing very well
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Mike Pence was on Larry Kudlow's show today saying that both Disney and DeSantis should "stand down" on their "war."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

144 Clustercuss does as clustercuss says.

Posted by: General George Armstrong Clustercuss at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (VsUo2)

145 142 Well, when the mommy woman really likes the daddy woman...
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM

They end up on a tab that Ace forgot to close?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 06:01 PM (a3Q+t)

Only if they're hawt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

146 My favorite doctor in Colorado is pay-what-you-can. Still in business.

Posted by: Emmie at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (SPrkI)

147 I dunno why on earth no one wants to by coffee from the mentally ill.

I mean that's what I look for in a coffee shop.

But then I'm not a closed minded bigot like rich people who can afford to pay for their gluten free, cruelty free, coconut milk, grande double shot hazelnut latte with extra whip and complimentary sustainable brownie.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (RLLZj)

148 At the time, it just seemed like a ridiculous joke, but somehow Python spotted a cultural trend on the horizon, even if it took a couple of generations to full show up.
==================
Monte Python was WAY ahead of their time. And, also right on time: When Cleese bangs his wife in "Meaning of Life" in front of his high school class? That movie would never make it out of production these days.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (7Fj9P)

149
More likely it is due to Disney not doing very well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 05:57 PM

On just the rumor that Hulu was gonna force Disney plus on Hulu subscribers I cancelled. ABC *had* some good streaming content I was willing to pay for. Disney plus paedo/tranny shit I won't pay for.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (enJYY)

150 129 Is the KKK a big thing in Canada?

i think up there i's called the kk, eh.

Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (sGtp+)

151 Canada = What if Nazis were polite, heh?

Not all that polite, actually.

Slava Bandera!

Posted by: Chrystia Freeland! at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (2tUFv)

152 Mike Pence was on Larry Kudlow's show today saying that both Disney and DeSantis should "stand down" on their "war."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Mike Pence, like Niki Halley is an asshole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (N5C4b)

153 Those are some tiny tables.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (/xaUq)

154 Silly goose.. It means trans men can have babies

"How are you going to gestate it, put it in a box?"
Posted by: Life of Brian!

I can picture in my mind, Eric Idle & John Cleese, going back-and-forth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 06:03 PM (3MYGJ)

155 Pay what I can?

1.) No.

2.) I'm taking everything that isn't nailed down. You're going to pay what you can, right fucking now... Get to work loading my truck, sucka.

3.) Your wan, anemic girlfriend will also pay what she can. With her can, IYKWIM. Since I took all your food, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 06:03 PM (oINRc)

156 Mike Pence, like Niki Halley is an asshole.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (N5C4b)

Ditto, cowards and useless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2023 06:03 PM (/xaUq)

157 I suppose Disney is laying off a few thousand employees to get back at DeSantis, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 06:04 PM (i9ffA)

158 1.) No.

2.) I'm taking everything that isn't nailed down. You're going to pay what you can, right fucking now... Get to work loading my truck, sucka.

3.) Your wan, anemic girlfriend will also pay what she can. With her can, IYKWIM. Since I took all your food, etc.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 06:03 PM

Don't forget 4.) Burn.

Posted by: Vikings at May 18, 2023 06:04 PM (a3Q+t)

159 Mike Pence was on Larry Kudlow's show today saying that both Disney and DeSantis should "stand down" on their "war."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Mike Pence, like Niki Halley is an asshole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (N5C4b)
===

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Not like Pence.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:04 PM (17s+e)

160 157 I suppose Disney is laying off a few thousand employees to get back at DeSantis, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 06:04 PM (i9ffA)

https://is.gd/E29hXx

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

161 Just wanted to say thank you for that link about the Scott's turf commercial. I don't watch television (cord-cutter), but I'm surrounded by them at my retail job and this commercial is all over every sporting event.

And I hate it with a blinding passion. Oh yes, lets emasculate married men. All of them. Oh, who actually buys our fucking product again?

Fuck Scottsman Turf Builder. Fuck every last corporate loser who wants to simultaneously villanize and ridicule their customer base.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2023 06:05 PM (p0Mx9)

162 Mike Pence was on Larry Kudlow's show today saying that both Disney and DeSantis should "stand down" on their "war."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

How about shut the fuck up.

But, he's part of the stageshow, too. The FIB probably has video of him screwing a cat or some shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:05 PM (n1JsZ)

163 Doomcock and Ryan Kinel already have videos up about the Star Cruiser Hotel debacle. Disney is now cancelling a $2b project, with the media claiming it's to get at Desantis. More likely it is due to Disney not doing very well
Posted by: Smell the Glove

If they're trying to 'get at' Desantis, they wouldn't be still funding a $17 billion expansion over and above the canceled entertainment 'zone.' It's belt tightening.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:05 PM (jzzG8)

164 Christian Conservatives of Texas and Florida want him to continue in existence because we love the stories. They never get old!

Posted by: Jimmy Swaggart's Swagger at May 18, 2023 06:06 PM (VsUo2)

165 Spending 2 billion on a hotel that only has 100 rooms tends to be a bad investment anyway and worse yet if you make it a SW theme hotel and destroy the brand name of Star Wars itself.

This is what the Austrian economists warned of--bad investments proliferate in an easy money environment.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:06 PM (3aLWR)

166 My cousin's kid sounds like this douchetool coffee shop guy. At the last family gathering he comes out with this shit about ending police forces. He goes on a rant about why do we even need police, etc etc. My berserker answer to him?-

To keep future warlords from making you their fuck toy, or the human tiki torch of the month ya fucking retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2023 06:06 PM (VwHCD)

167 Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Not like Pence.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:04 PM (17s+e)

I think Picasso was kind of a douchey asshole.

I mean, just look at those stripes:

https://is.gd/hvYUxy

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 18, 2023 06:07 PM (/xaUq)

168 I suppose Disney is laying off a few thousand employees to get back at DeSantis, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 06:04 PM (i9ffA)
***

Well, they laid off the American employees there about a decade ago. One of my students used to be Minnie Mouse. She had to train her replacement...from Guatemala.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:07 PM (YGqO/)

169 The only thing working for Disney right now is GoftG3. The Little Mermaid crashed, Peter Pan crashed, a few movies before that crashed, streaming service sucks, the hotel sucked, at now a major shareholder lawsuit is being filed. The Rat is looking sickly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 06:07 PM (lRky4)

170 166 My cousin's kid sounds like this douchetool coffee shop guy. At the last family gathering he comes out with this shit about ending police forces. He goes on a rant about why do we even need police, etc etc. My berserker answer to him?-

To keep future warlords from making you their fuck toy, or the human tiki torch of the month ya fucking retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2023 06:06 PM (VwHCD)

A trip to an anarchy-ridden country would do him good, assuming he survives.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

171 To keep future warlords from making you their fuck toy, or the human tiki torch of the month ya fucking retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2023 06:06 PM (VwHCD)

Exactly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 06:08 PM (n1JsZ)

172
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to Starbucks with my laptop to tap away for hours using their WiFi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 06:08 PM (MoZTd)

173 But, he's part of the stageshow, too. The FIB probably has video of him screwing a cat or some shit.
=====================
Yeah, now that Epstein didn't kill himself, they're going to have to rely on deep fakes, or their own ops to compromise people in power. And, if the Patriot Front is any example, they're going to have to try harder.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 06:08 PM (7Fj9P)

174 I'll sell anything to death!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 18, 2023 06:08 PM (Obm+Q)

175 But, he's part of the stageshow, too. The FIB probably has video of him screwing a cat or some shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Supposedly Mike is a pedo. After Hastert, that in part was why even Pelosi and Boehner, the drunkard twins, agreed and abolished the House page program after Hastert and Foley in 2007-8.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (3aLWR)

176 I think it's hilarious that these NPCs think we're bothered about watching them get repeatedly kicked in the nuts by reality. It's no more than a mild amusement to us.

The KKKanada thing was funny. Leftoids all share one brain and it doesn't know whether its in Canada or the USA.

Also, do coffee shops have slow winter months, surely thats when people want hot drinks?

Posted by: stv at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (7Ff9U)

177 Yes, speaking as a capitalist libertarianish conservative, I can tell you that nothing makes me angrier and raises my blood pressure more than some dude in Canada taking donations for drip coffee in his coffee shop instead of just charging a fixed price.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (CaS/G)

178 To keep future warlords from making you their fuck toy, or the human tiki torch of the month ya fucking retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2023 06:06 PM (VwHCD)

I'm stealing this.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (YGqO/)

179 On just the rumor that Hulu was gonna force Disney plus on Hulu subscribers I cancelled. ABC *had* some good streaming content I was willing to pay for. Disney plus paedo/tranny shit I won't pay for.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 06:02 PM (enJYY)

Disney apparently wants to combine Hulu and Disney+.
The problem is, they need to buy out the rest of Hulu from Comcast, which will cost Disney at least 9 billion.

Disney+ is losing North American subscribers, they plan to cut the rate of new content production, they just cancelled the hotel thingy, and they have a losing case against the State of Florida over their Reedy Creek shenanigans, along with potential criminal issues in that area.
And, don't forget the 1 billion in Reedy Creek revenue bonds that may bounce into Disney's lap, since they stupidly said that DIS and Reedy Creek are essentially the same.

They are in a heap of trouble.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (ufFY8)

180
His coffee shop looks like sh!t.

That looks like what Central Perk from Friends would look like if it took place in 1984 East Germany.
Posted by: DJ

Judging by the view outside his window, he's gotta be paying (defaulting) some insane amount of money per square foot.

And the landlord needs to fire his property management company post haste. Because it was OBVIOUS that he would have a tough time coming up with the rent, and a competent property manager would have known that and File 13'd his lease application.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (n+4am)

181 174 I'll sell anything to death!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 18, 2023 06:08 PM (Obm+Q)

I got this idea for a dog chew toy based on Adam Shitfttt, where he squeals and his eyes bug out when chomped on...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

182 Despite its closure, shop owner Gabriel Sims-Fewer called his short-lived business endeavor "a huge success" that sparked debate, raised the blood pressure of conservatives and experimented with "living and working in ways that don't enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism."

Maybe these assholes caused my stroke!!!

Posted by: Frank Luntz from last thread at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (NCgXW)

183 I think Picasso was kind of a douchey asshole.

I mean, just look at those stripes:

https://is.gd/hvYUxy

Posted by: Aetius451AD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejmE-F3EJyQ

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (17s+e)

184 Update to a young man's death in 2022.

Man pleads guilty to running over, killing North Dakota teen

https://tinyurl.com/yc4d8wcs

Posted by: old chick at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (sOete)

185 Somebody needs a holiday in Cambodia

Posted by: Jamaican Soup is good food! at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (Eeb9P)

186 My cousin's kid sounds like this douchetool coffee shop guy. At the last family gathering he comes out with this shit about ending police forces. He goes on a rant about why do we even need police, etc etc. My berserker answer to him?-

To keep future warlords from making you their fuck toy, or the human tiki torch of the month ya fucking retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Sucker punch him and knock him fuck out. When he comes to tell me, he can't call police. And sucker punch him again.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (3MYGJ)

187 "blaming a "lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources.""

I dunno, maybe people who have money don't like being insulted by the people begging them for some?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (ou9hh)

188 If you'll excuse me, I'm off to Starbucks with my laptop to tap away for hours using their WiFi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I think they've been quietly reducing the number of chairs in their stores

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (/jq25)

189 Gabriel Sims-Fewer of the Mimico Sims-Fewers??
/canadian reference

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

190 > Mike Pence, like Niki Halley is an asshole.
__________

I honestly read this as "Mike Pence likes Niki Haley's asshole."

Which gave me pause.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 06:11 PM (Q4IgG)

191 162 Mike Pence was on Larry Kudlow's show today saying that both Disney and DeSantis should "stand down" on their "war."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yes, Mike Pence is definitely the uniter we can all get behind. Haw haw haw.

Posted by: It's a joke, son. I say it's a joke. at May 18, 2023 06:11 PM (VsUo2)

192
I suppose Disney is laying off a few thousand employees to get back at DeSantis, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 06:04 PM

'Black Friday' is allegedly the day that merchants in the USA finally make a profit after waiting all year long. 'Snowbird season' is the period in Florida when residents of the USA and Canada hang out there for a few months. The profits from that are supposed to tide Disney over until the next year. Without throwing bodies out the window when it gets warmer 'up north'.

Doesn't look like the 'old rules' apply anymore. Disney just looked at their cards and threw them on the table.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 06:11 PM (enJYY)

193 Also, do coffee shops have slow winter months, surely thats when people want hot drinks?
====================
All the Canooks are in Florida during the winter. They're Socialists, but not completely retarded.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2023 06:11 PM (7Fj9P)

194 " Speaking of capitalism, I see that the Dominoes 3 topping large pizza that was $8 under Trump is now $12"

And has a $5 delivery charge on top of that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 18, 2023 06:12 PM (ou9hh)

195 I'll sell anything to death!
Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 18, 2023 06:08 PM

At least you managed to make something to sell.

Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate at May 18, 2023 06:12 PM (a3Q+t)

196 A propos, today's "Pearls Before Swine":

https://www.gocomics.com
/pearlsbeforeswine/2023/05/18

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 06:12 PM (2hlEI)

197 If you'll excuse me, I'm off to Starbucks with my laptop to tap away for hours using their WiFi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Make sure you use the mcdonald's app and get that $1.00 any size coffee on the way and take it in with you.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 18, 2023 06:12 PM (ncXxy)

198 Mike Pence was on Larry Kudlow's show today saying that both Disney and DeSantis should "stand down" on their "war."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr ……

I wonder who else has made similar comments?

Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2023 06:12 PM (MNhXM)

199 I got this idea for a dog chew toy based on Adam Shitfttt, where he squeals and his eyes bug out when chomped on...

Gotcha covered, Jim! MyStore.com!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 18, 2023 06:12 PM (Obm+Q)

200 Take that Russkies~! Oh, bother, our construction sector just tumbled...

@SkyNewsBreak 4m
UK announces ban on Russian diamonds as well as imports of Russian-origin copper, aluminium and nickel

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:13 PM (jzzG8)

201 I honestly read this as "Mike Pence likes Niki Haley's asshole."

Which gave me pause.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Nikki wears the pants in that relationship. And the whip, don't forget the whip. Pence wears the dog collar.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:13 PM (3aLWR)

202 Margins blown! Margins blown! Pass out the cigarettes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 06:13 PM (3MYGJ)

203 Also, do coffee shops have slow winter months, surely thats when people want hot drinks?

----

LOL, I checked their website, this might have more to do with it:

Hours
Monday - Tuesday: closed
Wednesday, Thursday & Friday: 9am - 5pm
Saturday: 10am - 6pm
Sunday: 10am - 5pm

Protip: Coffee Shops usually do at least half their day's business before 9am.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 18, 2023 06:13 PM (CaS/G)

204

"His coffee shop looks like sh!t."

But, the local-sightseeing-brochure rack, ripped-off from a cheap motel, still with brochures, really says class.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (FlRtG)

205 A trip to an anarchy-ridden country would do him good, assuming he survives.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

Considering his dick is just a flap to cover his gash his life expectancy would be 90 seconds max.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (VwHCD)

206 so either the coffee sucked or their service did....

great news Disney is closing down their Star Wars hotel....

"awesome work Kathy"

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (X0I7i)

207 189 Gabriel Sims-Fewer of the Mimico Sims-Fewers?? /canadian reference
Posted by: andycanuck
-----
Translation please?

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (3aLWR)

208 174 I'll sell anything to death!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 18, 2023 06:08 PM (Obm+Q)

Sorry, Mike. I just did a Swedish Death cleaning and I swore off buying anything else. I really only need my scythe, my boots, one robe to wear and one to wash. I'm good.

-Death

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (RLLZj)

209 "So he has some AOC types donating to him to stay open."

I hope he owes some Toronto mob guy and ends up getting fed to bears when he can't pay.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (tRd71)

210 lol, today's big failure by the GOP is Disney not putting up a $1Bn development BECAUSEOFDESANTIS.

my advice is to libs is "you're right, florida cannot recover from this and is now a barren wasteland, stay away"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (MLrvz)

211 that would be off topic btw

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (MLrvz)

212 At least you managed to make something to sell.
Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate at May 18, 2023 06:12 PM (a3Q+t)

You'll be qualified to work in our warehouse where you can stock things everyone else makes.

Posted by: Mike Lindell at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (Obm+Q)

213 "awesome work Kathy"
Posted by: sven

From the stories, she had a major negative impact on the hotel from her creative imput.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (3aLWR)

214 If you'll excuse me, I'm off to Starbucks with my laptop to tap away for hours using their WiFi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Make sure you use the mcdonald's app and get that $1.00 any size coffee on the way and take it in with you.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Drop a big deuce in their gender neutral restroom.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (17s+e)

215 King Harv laughs.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (Vwz3I)

216 He looks exactly like I thought he would-

https://tinyurl.com/j284tm9k

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

217
Protip: Coffee Shops usually do at least half their day's business before 9am.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 18, 2023 06:13 PM (CaS/G)

___________

Buc-ee's at 7:30 is full of commuters with looks of pure misery buying their joe with trembling hands.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (MoZTd)

218 But that's just charity; he's not going to remain in business until he actually gets serious about running a business,

********

Back in the run-up to passage of Obamacare, a local guy around here came out very vocally in favor of taxpayer funded healthcare, proclaiming [paraphrasing] "I've been self-employed in my own business for 20 years and make $20,000 a year. "

I can see 1-2 years maybe 3 tops trying to get a small business up and running, but if you've been at it for 20 years and aren't making more than $20k you're in the wrong business, or just lazy.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (kXYt5)

219 210 Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:14 PM (MLrvz)

Disney is closing a 2 billion dollar hotel after what 2ish years?

Disney has other problems.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (X0I7i)

220 *beep*

*beep*

Posted by: Senator Feinstein's Wheelchair at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (/itee)

221 191 162 Mike Pence was on Larry Kudlow's show today saying that both Disney and DeSantis should "stand down" on their "war."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yes, Mike Pence is definitely the uniter we can all get behind. Haw haw haw.
Posted by: It's a joke, son. I say it's a joke. at May 18, 2023 06:11 PM

Fellow Republicans, can we not unite once more under the grand white banner of capitulation and again search fruitlessly for the unattainable hill upon which to die?!?! Who's with me!!?!??!

Posted by: Severely Concerned Conservative, crying out for a return to norms at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (NCgXW)

222 220 *beep*

*beep*

Posted by: Senator Feinstein's Wheelchair at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (/itee)

Look out, she's backing up!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

223 213 Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (3aLWR)

She vetoed having ANY nostalgia bait and made it the Mary Sue Palpatine era academy.

Look I am sympathetic to a point for the Maus Haus....they have nitwits in charge at maximum occupancy they would have needed 18 years to break even and then see dollar one.

Disney by retards, for retards.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (X0I7i)

224 Protip: Coffee Shops usually do at least half their day's business before 9am.

I moved from Chicago to Berkeley, and marveled that there were coffee shops in Berkeley that opened at 10 AM.

Berkeley is not a city that gets up early.

Posted by: Chrystia Freeland! at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (2tUFv)

225 Disney is closing a 2 billion dollar hotel after what 2ish years?
-----------

Open it it to illegal aliens!

Posted by: Senator Feinstein's Wheelchair at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (/itee)

226 Meanwhile my two favourite restaurants here have gone out of business -- one killed 5 years ago by the provincial Liberal government, and one just this year undoubtedly as a lockdown hangover.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (Vwz3I)

227 222 220 *beep*

*beep*

Posted by: Senator Feinstein's Wheelchair at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (/itee)

Look out, she's backing up!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

Which would be the same reaction of Stacey Abrams had a pager and it went off...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (ynpvh)

228 I got this idea for a dog chew toy based on Adam Shitfttt, where he squeals and his eyes bug out when chomped on...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

Reminds me of a bar in Portland back in the 60s-70s. They had a urinal that ran along two walls and in the corner was a bust of Castro with his mouth open. When you hit his tongue his eyes would light up.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (YGqO/)

229 They Closed the Star Wars hotel right when Kathleen Kennedy was at Cannes for the Indiana Jones movie

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (dKiJG)

230 Looking forward to the 2024 release of "Human Centipede VI, Rise of the Lunch" starring Nikki Haley, Mike Pence, Asshat Hutchinson, Chris Sununununu, "Tiny Tim" Scott, and Crisco Christie.

Posted by: Losers Say What? at May 18, 2023 06:19 PM (VsUo2)

231 I hope he owes some Toronto mob guy and ends up getting fed to bears when he can't pay.
---------
I'll ask some "family" members.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:19 PM (Vwz3I)

232 Drop a big deuce in their gender neutral restroom.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM

You mean the "urban outdoorsman washrooms"? They might be full.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2023 06:19 PM (p0Mx9)

233 How does this stupid shit even happen?

If you announce that you're doing this sort of thing, somebody should be coming around within 24 hours to pick you clean. They need it more than you, after all. You own a coffee shop. Like a kulak would do.

What a sad little virtue signal.

Maybe I should do a reverse kind of thing. You know all the patrons are trustafarians with lots of money. I'll just set up a popup cafe that drifts around white, high net-worth hipster neighborhoods in different cities.

When Bernie's Bestest Coffee Evar pops up in your hood, you expect to get a bitter slug of lukewarm fair-trade chicory, but instead you get slugged with a rubber truncheon, thrown in the trunk of a car, and forced to enter Dad's PIN at the nearest ATM. For muh justicez.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 06:20 PM (oINRc)

234 There's an outlet mall nearish by. Tiny overpriced food court.
It used to have a Starbucks that always had a line.
That Starbucks closed recently. A week later someone opened a food truck selling coffee, iced coffee frozen drinks etc. I think they were raking it in.
Right across the churros food truck.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:20 PM (/jq25)

235 You mean the "urban outdoorsman washrooms"? They might be full.

Posted by: Rusty Nail

"urban outdoorsPERSON washrooms"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:21 PM (17s+e)

236 Drop a big deuce in their gender neutral restroom.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (17s+e)

And not in the toilet.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:21 PM (YGqO/)

237 174 I'll sell anything to death!

how much money does death have? maybe he'll trade you for his scythe?

Posted by: anachronda at May 18, 2023 06:22 PM (sGtp+)

238 Open it it to illegal aliens!
Posted by: Senator Feinstein's Wheelchair at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM

True story: All guests enter and exit the Star Wars hotel by taking a ride in the back of a tractor-trailer.

That could be a great way to trick illegals into thinking they're going to the Star Wars hotel. But then open the truck in Mayor Adam's sanctuary paradise instead.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 18, 2023 06:22 PM (p0Mx9)

239
He looks exactly like I thought he would-

https://tinyurl.com/j284tm9k
Posted by: redridinghood

He surprised me. I expected gauged earlobes and a pierced septum that looks like he has silver boogers hanging from his blowholes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 06:22 PM (n+4am)

240 229 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 18, 2023 06:18 PM (dKiJG)

Indy 5 got tepid polite applause even when Harrison "No really I am as woke as Alan Alda" Ford was simping for sympathy.

Kathy's ego is made of adamatium so nothing will dent it, but I suspect she is at least a bit humbled.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:22 PM (X0I7i)

241 234 There's an outlet mall nearish by. Tiny overpriced food court.
It used to have a Starbucks that always had a line.
That Starbucks closed recently. A week later someone opened a food truck selling coffee, iced coffee frozen drinks etc. I think they were raking it in.
Right across the churros food truck.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:20 PM (/jq25)

If you can't make money selling to coffee addicts you have no head for business.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 06:23 PM (RLLZj)

242 236 Drop a big deuce in their gender neutral restroom.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (17s+e)

And not in the toilet.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:21 PM

So...basically make the inside of the store in a deep blue metro area look like the outside? I'm sure most patrons, and all the homeless people using the facilities, won't notice the difference.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 18, 2023 06:23 PM (NCgXW)

243 The people running this place should have taken marketing tips from Rage Against the Machine. I hear those guys have made a pretty penny Raging. They're real mechanics now.

Posted by: KillGoogleandFacebook at May 18, 2023 06:23 PM (U9oYo)

244 Gabriel Sims-Fewer called his short-lived business endeavor "a huge success" that sparked debate, raised the blood pressure of conservatives and experimented with "living and working in ways that don't enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism."

I guess that if you are laughing hard enough your blood pressure goes up.

This is the aspect of business I am not good at and never will be. When you go into business, your job is not to make and sell the best materials at the fairest price. Your job is to make money. That restaurant isn't about food, its about making money. The movie theater isn't about showing movies, its about making money.

I'm not any good at that and at heart I don't see life that way. I don't write books to make money, I write books because I like to write.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:23 PM (0hOvj)

245 I'd like to meet the guy who actually paid for the free coffee.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 06:24 PM (kXYt5)

246 223 213 Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:15 PM (3aLWR)

She vetoed having ANY nostalgia bait and made it the Mary Sue Palpatine era academy.

Look I am sympathetic to a point for the Maus Haus....they have nitwits in charge at maximum occupancy they would have needed 18 years to break even and then see dollar one.

Disney by retards, for retards.
Posted by: sven
---------
I'm not. Disney has been unwholesome for decades now and the trail of ruined kid actors male and female indicates that its product is literally run for grooming in some cases.

Just like Nickelodean had a child predator as a major show developer there.

Pedos go to where the kids are.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:24 PM (3aLWR)

247 True story: All guests enter and exit the Star Wars hotel by taking a ride in the back of a tractor-trailer.

Dude, no, its a shuttle!

The entire thing is a disaster, it feels cheap, has crappy accommodations, costs a fortune, has almost no real star wars interactivity, and is done like your uncle earl's "amusement park" in his back yard made of cardboard and leftover plywood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (0hOvj)

248 Dude, it's a grift. He reinforces people's priors with a coffee shop that's a front. Then shuts down quickly and takes the money and runs.

Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (E+mhF)

249 Disney is closing a 2 billion dollar hotel after what 2ish years?

Disney has other problems.

///oh it's disney plus plroblems

they shut down the gheystar wars ghey cruiser hotel, I think.

but they're also cancelling a new building project which is going to DESTRYO FLORIDA

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (MLrvz)

250 If you can't make money selling to coffee addicts you have no head for business.
Posted by: Just Lily

I can quit anytime!
*eye twitches*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (/jq25)

251 He's not anti capitalist. He just wants money for doing nothing.

Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (E+mhF)

252 I betcha the tip jar was never stolen because there was nothing ever in it.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2023 06:26 PM (OUiUM)

253 Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. Not like Pence.

Yeah. I kinda think he was.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2023 06:26 PM (nfrXX)

254 239
He looks exactly like I thought he would-

https://tinyurl.com/j284tm9k
Posted by: redridinghood

Lol...the store front says "coffee works". Not any more (or ever, considering the entitled Commie workers)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 18, 2023 06:26 PM (NCgXW)

255 He just wants money for doing nothing.
Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (E+mhF)

And chicks for free

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:26 PM (/jq25)

256 Business is hard. The sad thing is that asshole or nice person faces the same measure. The razor is a bitch.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 18, 2023 06:26 PM (oWBc3)

257 Posted by: Senator Feinstein's Wheelchair at May 18, 2023 06:16 PM (/itee)

Look out, she's backing up!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 06:17 PM

She's constipated, jim!

Posted by: Bones McCoy at May 18, 2023 06:27 PM (a3Q+t)

258 246 Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:24 PM (3aLWR)

Oh I am not unhappy they keep trying to dry f*ck the mousetrap....

it is just dear God how much yayo are they snorting at their meetings...

"Hey I have an idea!"

Yeah man great what is it!?!

"Let's make a 2 billion dollar hotel that is themed in the most generic way possible as a nod to the trilogy that divided our fanbase"

sounds good how many beds will it have?

"Less than 2000 and even at 6 grand a night it will be a near 2 decade white elephant!"

get the contracts ready we are so there! *snooorrrrrttttt*

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:27 PM (X0I7i)

259 Disney is closing a 2 billion dollar hotel after what 2ish years?

Absolutely everyone I have heard from and seen a review of says it feels and looks cheap, where the heck did all that money go?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:27 PM (0hOvj)

260
Tepid Applause at Cannes!!! for

Indigent John and the Time-A-Madoodle

Starring Harcourt Frump!

Posted by: Coming Soobn at May 18, 2023 06:27 PM (RJQ8g)

261 Don't mess with China. Lukin is the real communist coffee.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at May 18, 2023 06:27 PM (iOt02)

262 The entire thing is a disaster, it feels cheap, has crappy accommodations, costs a fortune, has almost no real star wars interactivity, and is done like your uncle earl's "amusement park" in his back yard made of cardboard and leftover plywood.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (0hOvj)

And it would have worked were it not for those meddling kids and that weird talking dog.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 18, 2023 06:28 PM (T/Lqj)

263 =Fuck the colonial death camp we call "Canada".=

Well, we are in agreement on that point.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 18, 2023 06:28 PM (4pDyl)

264
I can quit anytime!
*eye twitches*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (/jq25)

Me too! I also have the eye palsy!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 06:28 PM (RLLZj)

265 Bud Lights' short-lived business partnership with Dylan Muffvaney was a "huge success that sparked debate raised the blood pressure of conservatives and experimented with "living and working in ways that don't enthusiastically embrace the pure misanthropy of Capitalism."

And destroyed $15 billion of AB's bottom line.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:28 PM (17s+e)

266 He just wants money for doing nothing.
Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (E+mhF)

And chicks for free
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:26 PM

That ain't workin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 18, 2023 06:28 PM (Wnv9h)

267 Translation please?
---------------
There was a snobby recurring character in Murdoch Mysteries who would use the phrase about himself, often. [I mistakenly thought he had a hyphenated name but I see I'm wrong about that!]

https://tinyurl.com/4h2228xn

And I guess Mimico was a fashionable place at the Turn of the Century but is no longer.

Sorry for the late response.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:29 PM (Vwz3I)

268 No different from a “capitalist” TBTF bank going hat in to the Feds to be bailed out.

If anything, I admire someone starting a small business even if they are shitty at running it with a stupid business model.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 18, 2023 06:29 PM (1nLaK)

269 it is just dear God how much yayo are they snorting at their meetings...

I think they believed that with Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Marvel, they were going to be printing money like the US government so they could take real chances and be wasteful.

Now they're hocking off old pieces of Disneyland to pay the light bill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 06:29 PM (0hOvj)

270 His doughnuts look tasty.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 06:29 PM (NpAcC)

271
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:28 PM (17s+e)

Veiny Muff > Muffvaney.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 06:29 PM (x0n13)

272 If I asked my kids to work at a coffee stand where people didn't pay cold, hard cash, I could expect that stand to be abandoned in five minutes.

12 year olds know better than to take a sucker's bet like this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 06:29 PM (oINRc)

273 259 Disney is closing a 2 billion dollar hotel after what 2ish years?

Absolutely everyone I have heard from and seen a review of says it feels and looks cheap, where the heck did all that money go?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Iger's acquisition budget layered the company with debt and now in a higher interest rate environment--the carrying costs are killing them along with stagnating revenues despite their move to streaming.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:29 PM (3aLWR)

274 Wait, Lauren Boebert is getting divorced?

So I have a chance?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (ufFY8)

275 He's just doing it for the catering:

@ChrisRyan603 1h
Scoop: Multiple sources with direct knowledge are telling me that @ChrisChristie will be announcing a run for President in the coming days. The campaign will be focused on New Hampshire and will have the financial backing of Mets owner Steve Cohen, among others.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG8)

276 Disney is closing a 2 billion dollar hotel after what 2ish years?

Absolutely everyone I have heard from and seen a review of says it feels and looks cheap, where the heck did all that money go?

DEI trainers for the hotel staff.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (Bd6X8)

277 shit Nood

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (jzzG8)

278
OT:

Not sure if this was mentioned but evidently a car tried ramming the Santa Anna gate at the Vatican.

The driver was apprehended. Developing . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (x0n13)

279 Gabriel Sims-Fewer could always start a garden, like those idiots in CHAZ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

280 I had a former employee send me a note from his kid's end of school "event". He highlighted a double double - not Tim Horton's. A kid with a hyphenated first and last name. The guy I know is moving his kids from the school.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (oWBc3)

281 LOL: "Anti-Capitalist" Anarchist Coffee Shop Closes, Due to a Lack of Profit
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Because he couldn't get enough capital. You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

282 He just wants money for doing nothing.
Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 06:25 PM (E+mhF)

And chicks for free
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 18, 2023 06:26 PM

So...the House and Senate.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:31 PM (YGqO/)

283 First Star Trek had Senator Fiendsteen in a wheel chair and she was on trial for losing her Starship to Romulan scum.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2023 06:31 PM (OUiUM)

284 And I guess Mimico was a fashionable place at the Turn of the Century but is no longer.

Sorry for the late response.
Posted by: andycanuck

Ok. Murdoch's Mysteries is on the to watch list from my streaming subscriptions. Understand though that the later ones start going woke.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 06:31 PM (3aLWR)

285 NOOD, you disgusting carnies

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 06:31 PM (ppBhU)

286 Scoop: Multiple sources with direct knowledge are telling me that @ChrisChristie will be announcing a run for President in the coming days.
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A run?? I doubt it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 18, 2023 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

287 And destroyed $15 billion of AB's bottom line.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 06:28 PM (17s+e)

The real damage is yet to be done. If they're down hard for Memorial Day and Fourth of July, execs are gonna have some 'splainin to do. Right now it's limited to the Marketing dept. String a couple bad months together impacting a Quarterly Earnings Report? You better have a damn good plan or the Board of Directors better have good lawyers because the Stockholders have standing to sue them into oblivion.

I'm stocking up on popcorn.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2023 06:33 PM (cupoy)

288 276 Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 18, 2023 06:30 PM (Bd6X

"Bob, we need to talk?"

Yeah *snooorrrtttt* what's up?

"We need to have a mandatory two hour guest struggle session on twilek slavery and its evil implications!"

How much?

"I need another ten milllion for the set and the training."

//Maus Yayo

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 06:33 PM (X0I7i)

289 Gabriel Sims-Fewer could always start a garden, like those idiots in CHAZ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May

My garden was pretty nice. Next time I'm growing weed

Posted by: Big Mike at May 18, 2023 06:33 PM (OUiUM)

290 shit Nood
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Yes. This is a wonderful thread that should live longer!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (Vwz3I)

291
Well, they laid off the American employees there about a decade ago. One of my students used to be Minnie Mouse. She had to train her replacement...from Guatemala.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 18, 2023 06:07 PM

Now all Disney has to do is find someone willing to work for less money then a Guatemalan with Photoshopped papers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 18, 2023 06:34 PM (enJYY)

292 I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. Pretty much live on diet Dr Pepper for caffeine.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 06:35 PM (ALKJB)

293 Bud lite on sale 99¢ a 12 pack. I betcha they still make a couple cents profit.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2023 06:35 PM (OUiUM)

294 China stealing our IP isn't an act of war. Dying empire shrugges.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 06:36 PM (o/vR0)

295 Understand though that the later ones start going woke.
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Yes, unfortunately. Probably don't bother with any post-2017 ones especially.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 06:36 PM (Vwz3I)

296 This gave me a chuckle. Children's Hospital Colorado's TRUE Center (children's gender clinic) has a licensed counselor named Cox-Buday and an endocrinologist named Dr. Nockoff.

Cocks-Booty and Dr. Knockoff running s transgender clinic?? Really?

You couldn't come up with that if you were trying. Screenwriter's Guild couldn't have come up with that.

Oh, and don't bother searching for the TRUE Center on the hospital's website. They've got it ghosted. There's a hidden page I could link if anyone's interested.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 06:42 PM (kXYt5)

297 Notice he really, really hates Canada...

...so why not just leave?

He could give everything he owns to the nearest indigenous victim, move off their 'stolen' land, and demonstrate real sincerity by moving to Iceland.

I don't think anybody ever wanted to steal Iceland.

Posted by: Ju at May 18, 2023 07:48 PM (aTmM/)

298 297 Posted by: Ju at May 18, 2023 07:48 PM (aTmM/)

Eh I would but I am odd....

also note the asshat would act offended if we started an Anglo-Saxon "Back to Britain" movement and demanded all the non-natives go the fuck home.

The English are the new nationless people in the Brave New Communist world.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 07:53 PM (X0I7i)

299
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Posted by: Megan Haynes at May 19, 2023 07:44 AM (gSNcL)

300 If I happen by, I will try a cup of free coffee.

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