Happy Otterversary Cafe

Seljalandsfoss, Iceland by @josemostajo

Uh-oh: Wes Anderson has left the Lord of the Rings reboot project.

This video of a Pew-Wee little league game says "every time you watch, follow a different kid," and that's good advice -- every kid on the field has his own story to tell. Seriously, every time you focus on a different kid, there's a bunch of new nonsense going on.

This Great White Shark has just seen Jaws and is thinking, "Damn straight, why shouldn't I try to eat a boat, too?"

Slot racing.

Working red-hot metal on a conveyor belt.

From the world of Action Welding.

When I get my chopper license, I figure I'll mostly land like this.

In the voice of A.D. Miles from Role Models: Now I've heard of farm-to-table but this is ridiculous!

Boys make a game for themselves. It's potentially bone-breaking, because those are the best games.

Dog makes a game for himself.

Dog sees humans playing a game, decides he wants in.

An Aquatic Snow-Bat dances because it's Friday.

I rate this dog a 16 out of 10.

Playing it off.

A Zen Guinea Pig Garden.

Tricking dogs is mean, but fun.

This may be staged but it's fun. I think I might become a shepherd. Seems fun.

Spa fun.

A demon briefly possessed this cat and then stopped because what can you accomplish by possessing a cat?

A pigeon pecks at a panda's bottom until he provokes the panda into anger. I didn't even know pandas could get angry.

Have you ever seen a dog rush to help a master who's having a seizure? Well, this German shepherd is a little too eager to help.

Please, sir, can I have some more?

A duckling follows a little girl up a slide. Too cute!

The caption:

Juno was rescued nine years ago after she was found orphaned; Oregon Zoo is celebrating nine years with Juno as part of their sea otter fam!

Mommy cat fosters a baby otter.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/S5StT6OPur
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 18, 2023

Jumping out of a hot air balloon without a parachute, trusting your buddy will hook you up into his chute at some point.

When you trust your bro more than any pic.twitter.com/j0hioeSnUo
— Humans Are Metal (@HumanAreMetal) April 25, 2023

Some border collies:

Border collies herding a human.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/lCJYxaNNo8
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 19, 2023

Border collie wants to be second-in-command on walks.

A border collie classic.

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 07:25 PM (xhxe8)

2 Hi

Posted by: Sassy at May 19, 2023 07:26 PM (xSICi)

3 Wow

Posted by: Sassy at May 19, 2023 07:26 PM (xSICi)

4 Shark gets a mouth full of propeller he won't think boats are so tasty

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 07:28 PM (xhxe8)

5 That’s not a pigeon, it’s a Mexican Blackbird.

They all call her her, "Puta"
'Cause no one really knows her name
She works the cantina
Dancin' and a-lovin's her trade
Her mama was Mez'can
And her daddy was the ace of spades…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2023 07:29 PM (R/m4+)

6 freakin dogs are smart

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2023 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

7 of course my favorite is the duckling and the girl on the slide

Posted by: wth at May 19, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

8 Rebooting!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:34 PM (V13WU)

9 Ace, since you are doing all the "Wes Anderson does" I want to add this one,

What would happen if Alice in Chains wrote . . .

https://youtu.be/2-32S47EZTo

'Cause everyone loves a RickRoll

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2023 07:35 PM (xhaym)

10 *note to self ...need to stop posting on old threads..

Swiss chocolates > swiss cows

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

11 The Matrix spoof was well-done, but the X-Men spoof was way funnier...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 19, 2023 07:38 PM (PiwSw)

12 Birds on slides should be its own category on YouTube.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 07:39 PM (k1Qly)

13 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 07:40 PM (T4tVD)

14 I see Big Penguin continues to attempt driving acceptance of its agenda by trying to label itself as a "snow bat".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2023 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

15 Happy Otterversary Cafe???

There'll be no ignoring Nurse now.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2023 07:41 PM (71xA2)

16 Is that the entrance to the Centre of the Earth?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

17 Little girl and duckling are to cute

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

18 Real Slot Car Racing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2QRgQ_ClBI

Posted by: FOX Fornicator at May 19, 2023 07:45 PM (Q4IgG)

19 Standing next to one of those ribbons of fast moving, glowing steel is an interesting experience. At one mill, I could see multiple repairs in the brick end-wall where the steel had jumped out of the guide trough and pierced the wall. Sobering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2023 07:45 PM (g75ie)

20 Hold this, I'll bring him back.

***

I.want that dog

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2023 07:45 PM (/jq25)

21 ace, you are a man of nobility and probity .snow bat indeed ! more snow bats !!!

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:45 PM (V13WU)

22 Those kids playing t-ball were the best. I watched my nephew play baseball from the age of six until he was almost nineteen playing in the Connie Mack World Series. It was years of fun.

Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2023 07:45 PM (uE10U)

23 err

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2023 07:45 PM (Q4IgG)

24 I've stood on that very spot. There simply is no other place on earth like Iceland.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 19, 2023 07:45 PM (eOEVl)

25 centered

Posted by: weirdflunky at May 19, 2023 07:47 PM (cknjq)

26 I am getting discombobulated...

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:47 PM (V13WU)

27 A coworker fosters pregnant cats for local shelters. When they are old enough they go to the shelter for adoption unless he can adopt them out himself.

Before our team meeting today he show 2 week old kittens with his laptop camera. I think everybody on the call was thinking they want one of the kittens.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 19, 2023 07:47 PM (qayCr)

28 "He'll now be rebooting The Matrix."

How many more martial arts and attack machine sequences can one possibly insert in a movie? I think the theme has played out.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 19, 2023 07:47 PM (aXxgO)

29 WHY R V JUSTIFIED ???

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:47 PM (V13WU)

30 I think I can be in the new , rebooted Matrix. They do not have to give me the main role or anything.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:49 PM (V13WU)

31 I’m going to hell for laughing at the pee wee kid who got bonked in the head. I’m still laughing.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 07:49 PM (MNhXM)

32 *Remembers pic of Nurse’s range target from the gun thread*

Boy, those are really nice sea otters, aren’t they?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2023 07:49 PM (u73oe)

33 Cooling off out thar.....

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 07:50 PM (T4tVD)

34 >>>Slot racing.

Not as fun as slut racing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2023 07:51 PM (klJTj)

35 Before our team meeting today he show 2 week old kittens with his laptop camera. I think everybody on the call was thinking they want one of the kittens.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 19, 2023 07:47 PM (qayCr)
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That's how they get you!

One of my former coworkers showed me a pic of a rescued kitten. Next thing I know, I'm at the animal shelter arranging to take it home. Another one showed me a picture of a cat that needed a good home. Before I knew it, I have a cat permanently installed in my library.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2023 07:51 PM (BpYfr)

36 Shepherd video had me talking to the donkey and saying why didn't you think of that first and then he did. Good fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 07:51 PM (k1Qly)

37 Angry panda looks more like a hiss than a growl.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 07:53 PM (k1Qly)

38 Ace left and the car is in neutral, but the environment... rolls forward, doesn't make the hill, rolls back, and for'd and back... friction overcomes movement -- stuck in the middle. Oh no! Here come the flood waters!1!11.

The Weather Channel has static cling to stories of horror for the boogie man, er person known as 'climate change'.

Do those triad wings on the 'mills' fit into industrial sized wood chippers? Slow, sharp, carbide tipped...

Posted by: micky at May 19, 2023 07:53 PM (3byMq)

39 Imagine if we had a living culture and people that could create new things instead of “rebooting” shit from 25 years ago.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at May 19, 2023 07:54 PM (vhv2M)

40 One of my former coworkers showed me a pic of a rescued kitten. Next thing I know, I'm at the animal shelter arranging to take it home. Another one showed me a picture of a cat that needed a good home. Before I knew it, I have a cat permanently installed in my library.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2023 07:51

That happened to us. We were to pick up a couple of Yorkies from a puppy mill rescue and ended up with 5 and an epic adventure to get them to Oregon from Kansas.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 19, 2023 07:54 PM (qayCr)

41 I just filled out my on line application for the NWT fishing license. Why does every government make things so difficult?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2023 07:54 PM (snpvX)

42 people can create new things, just not in Hollyweird.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:55 PM (V13WU)

43 Speaking of sharks, this is one of the new alternate license plates for Rhode Island. Will I be getting one?

Oh yes.

https://tinyurl.com/mwnd3n9r

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2023 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)

44 I always like those videos from 3rd world ghettos because I always wonder, ‘where did you get the camera and computer to post the video’

Today’s poor are yesterdays upper middle class.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 07:58 PM (MNhXM)

45 Speaking of sharks, this is one of the new alternate license plates for Rhode Island. Will I be getting one?

Oh yes.

https://tinyurl.com/mwnd3n9r
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2023 07:55 PM (ZLI7S

Too bad they didn't include a leg with a flipper sticking out of its mouth.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 19, 2023 07:58 PM (qayCr)

46 Speaking of sharks,

==

sharks are ok.

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

47 My two kittehs are from a litter from a stray cat my co-worker was taking care of.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 07:59 PM (MNhXM)

48 P.S. a very cool license plate. bet they charge an arm and a leg for it !

Posted by: runner at May 19, 2023 07:59 PM (V13WU)

49 Re: Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

That whole thing really says it all. We have a country where Catholics are ridiculed and slandered in the press, branded unAmerican and as dangerous subversives and possibly treasonous by the government, and raided by federal police in big, flashy photo ops at their suburban homes. Even Congressmen berate them in confirmation hearings, because the dogma lives so loudly with in them.

And then the Dodgers invite some Stunning and Brave Heros of Raw-Dog Shitdickin' to come on down to the stadium and mock these oppressors before a crowd of thousands, because those queers are definitely at a disadvantage in the Christofascist society these churchmen built to perpetuate the white, male manocracy.

Why not just resurrect the Republican Marriage? But this time, we can chain the priests to the nuns, and chuck them into pools of KY jelly instead of rivers, to really show who's in charge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2023 08:00 PM (oINRc)

50 >>>This may be staged but it's fun. I think I might become a shepherd. Seems fun.

When it comes to approaching donkeys, there's a right end and a wrong end.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2023 08:00 PM (klJTj)

51 I always like those videos from 3rd world ghettos because I always wonder, ‘where did you get the camera and computer to post the video’

Today’s poor are yesterdays upper middle class.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 07:58 PM (MNhXM

There was a cell phone picture of a Snow leopard on top of a yurt in Central Mongolia, and my first thought was "They have cell coverage in Central Mongolia now?"

Bedouins in tents watch Netflix streaming now, it is the modern world.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2023 08:02 PM (xhaym)

52 Is that the entrance to the Centre of the Earth?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

Yes.

Posted by: Sir Oliver Lindenbrook at May 19, 2023 08:02 PM (4I/2K)

53
Imagine if we had a living culture and people that could create new things instead of “rebooting” shit from 25 years ago.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at May 19, 2023 07:54 PM (vhv2M)

____________

I keep thinking how many great classics have never been committed to film. Then I think of what Hollywood does nowadays and I thank God they've never committed the great classics to film.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2023 08:03 PM (MoZTd)

54 They should have let the sisters of sodom perform and without their knowledge have someone dressed as Jesus chase and beat them with a whip out of the stadium.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

55 I just filled out my on line application for the NWT fishing license. Why does every government make things so difficult?
Posted by: Blutarski
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I should tell you of the adventure I'm on with the DMV. Simply unbelievable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2023 08:04 PM (g3gMh)

56 >>>Spa fun.

So s/he is cooking indoors, on the floor, using a pan with some kind of fuel on fire inside the pan. Then dumps some more fuel directly onto the fire in the pan.

Who'd a thunk that there could be a problem.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2023 08:06 PM (klJTj)

57 Imagine if we had a living culture and people that could create new things instead of “rebooting” shit from 25 years ago.
Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at May 19, 2023 07:54 PM (vhv2M)

____________

To be fair , A Star is Born has been made four times.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:06 PM (MNhXM)

58 Too bad they didn't include a leg with a flipper sticking out of its mouth.
Posted by: Beartooth
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Jap bear with waders hanging from mouth at May 19, 2023 08:06 PM (Ym2uE)

59 Speaking of sharks, this is one of the new alternate license plates for Rhode Island. Will I be getting one?

Oh yes.

https://tinyurl.com/mwnd3n9r

That thing bites.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2023 08:08 PM (Bd6X8)

60 I keep thinking how many great classics have never been committed to film. Then I think of what Hollywood does nowadays and I thank God they've never committed the great classics to film.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2023 08:03 PM (MoZTd)

There are some indie production companies, Angel Studios is one. Really I think the problem is going to be distribution, just like indie books. The equipment for filming and editing are about the cost of a nice used Corvette, and the heavy equipment like booms and lighting are already rented from small companies by the studios.

There are some SciFi that is screaming for filming.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2023 08:08 PM (xhaym)

61 "Is that the entrance to the Centre of the Earth?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)
Yes.
Posted by: Sir Oliver Lindenbrook"

It's not all it's quacked up to be.

Posted by: Gertrude at May 19, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

62 There are some SciFi that is screaming for filming.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2023 08:08 PM (xhaym)

Love for someone to make Armor.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:11 PM (MNhXM)

63 >>>Border collies herding a human..

Bet he's the dogs' owner.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 19, 2023 08:12 PM (klJTj)

64 I just filled out my on line application for the NWT fishing license. Why does every government make things so difficult?
Posted by: Blutarski
---------

I should tell you of the adventure I'm on with the DMV. Simply unbelievable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

You can get a fishing license at the DMV ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 08:12 PM (T4tVD)

65 >>That thing bites.

Fast as hell too. Not many things that can catch a tuna. A mako can.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2023 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

66 Picture, if you will, a bunch of gross queers dressing up as women in hijabs and blowing one another at a fag parade in the streets of some Muslim city. Not even a theocratic one. Just, like, Cairo or something.

That contrast tells you just how dangerous our putative Christian oppressors are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2023 08:13 PM (oINRc)

67 "There are some SciFi that is screaming for filming.
Posted by: Kindltot"

Screaming? "Journey To The Center Of Uranus"?

Posted by: Gertrude at May 19, 2023 08:13 PM (iayUP)

68 A giraffe was found dead at the Calgary Zoo. Makes me sad.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 19, 2023 08:13 PM (VdGjU)

69 All these otters just for nurse!!! I want her status...😉😁

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2023 08:14 PM (UUBmN)

70 Cute animals! Otters and kitties!

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2023 08:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

71 62 There are some SciFi that is screaming for filming.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2023 08:08 PM (xhaym)

Love for someone to make Armor.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:11 PM (MNhXM)

Hammers Slammers.... floating Nuc Powered Tanks.

Nuff said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2023 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

72 A giraffe was found dead at the Calgary Zoo. Makes me sad.
Posted by: That Northern skulker
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I found a dead rat in my yard today. That's almost the same thing!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2023 08:15 PM (UUBmN)

73 A giraffe was found dead at the Calgary Zoo. Makes me sad.
Posted by: That Northern skulker
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I found a dead rat in my yard today. That's almost the same thing!

Not really. I can never fit a dead giraffe into my trash can.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2023 08:16 PM (Bd6X8)

74 Was the giraffe boosted?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2023 08:17 PM (u73oe)

75 Is disposing of a dead giraffe anything like disposing of a dead whale?

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2023 08:17 PM (iayUP)

76 When I was a kid never could figure out why dogs tilt their head different ways to look at you

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 08:17 PM (xhxe8)

77 How quickly a country can become unrecognizable (in all the worst, negative ways):

https://tinyurl.com/4y6xhjy2

Commentary on this written but deleted, and not due to language or adult content.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2023 08:17 PM (OTzUX)

78 Love for someone to make Armor.
Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:11 PM (MNhXM)

Footfall, Citizen of the Galaxy, Monster Hunter International, Endless Blue, The Unwound Way, March Upcountry . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2023 08:18 PM (xhaym)

79 A giraffe was found dead at the Calgary Zoo. Makes me sad.
Posted by: That Northern skulker

Drugs ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 08:18 PM (T4tVD)

80 55 Mike Hammer, I just took care of the car down here in stupid red neck land. Tax assessment and exemption took about two minutes on line with a confirmation about 15 minutes later. Renewed the tags, likewise a confirmation email. Received the stickers and registration four days later. Having lived in PA, land of the "notary messenger service" and the 250 pound angry woman at Penndot, it's always refreshing. Cost me $3.89, postage included (disabled vet price).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2023 08:18 PM (lz5hY)

81 Watching my boy's T ball games was one of the great pleasures of my life. The center fielder picking flowers, the second baseman peering between the fingers of the glove on his face, the third baseman doing the pee dance. The batters were even better.

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2023 08:18 PM (AmoqO)

82 When I was a kid never could figure out why dogs tilt their head different ways to look at you
Posted by: Skip

Why do they do that ?

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 08:19 PM (T4tVD)

83 49 Re: Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

And then the Dodgers invite some Stunning and Brave Heros of Raw-Dog Shitdickin' to come on down to the stadium and mock these oppressors before a crowd of thousands, because those queers are definitely at a disadvantage in the Christofascist society these churchmen built to perpetuate the white, male manocracy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Good thing there isn't a large Catholic population in LA, you know, like Hispanics. I mean, they're not baseball fans anyway. (coughs)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 19, 2023 08:19 PM (tiR3O)

84 "When I was a kid never could figure out why dogs tilt their head different ways to look at you
Posted by: Skip "

Did you figure it out later? I'd like to know why too.

*tilts head*

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2023 08:20 PM (iayUP)

85 > There are some SciFi that is screaming for filming.
Posted by: Kindltot
_______________

Rendezvous with Rama
Ringworld
The Mote In God's Eye

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2023 08:20 PM (Q4IgG)

86 I wonder if Indian rump-rangers double up in a giant "Vishnu" costume and quadruple fist a bunch of costumed "Indras" and "Ganeshes" and so forth during vulgar parades in New Delhi.

Oh wait, no I don't. Only Westerners tolerate these brazen affronts. Cultures that extended their lines in an unbroken chain since the Bronze Age know better than that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2023 08:21 PM (oINRc)

87 On that Action Welding link I scrolled down:

https://is.gd/FJtoBq

Posted by: Ciampino - curvy & lucky horse at May 19, 2023 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

88 When I was a kid never could figure out why dogs tilt their head different ways to look at you
Posted by: Skip

Why do they do that ?

Because they can't believe how stupid we are.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2023 08:21 PM (Bd6X8)

89 Bedouins in tents watch Netflix streaming now, it is the modern world.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2023 08:02 PM (xhaym)

For all its ills, cell phone technology really is an equalizer. Much easier and less expensive to erect cell phone towers than install telephone and cable lines in remote areas.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2023 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

90
Why do they do that ?
Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 08:19 PM (T4tVD)

___________

They're listening. By tilting their heads, they can locate the source of the sound.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2023 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

91 A giraffe was found dead at the Calgary Zoo. Makes me sad.
Posted by: That Northern skulker
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I found a dead rat in my yard today. That's almost the same thing!
Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2023 08:15 PM (UUBmN)

a couple months ago, in the dead of winter, I heard a rabbit dying a violent death. I knew I could do nothing, so I closed the window so I could not hear it. Probably a tom cat. Cats can be evil. Anyway, I found the dead bunny when I was mowing the lawn last weekend.

Circle of life, and all that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 19, 2023 08:22 PM (T/Lqj)

92 Rebooting the Matrix?

Ridiculous.

It's already been rebooted. What do they think the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Matrix movies were?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 19, 2023 08:22 PM (Q4zvK)

93 Of all specialized breeds, Border Collies seem to be the most "always on task"

Gotta wonder, if they could talk, would they start screaming, "make it stop! Make it stop! I can't make it stop!"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 19, 2023 08:23 PM (8AONa)

94 I used to think Rama would be unfilmable but that was before CGI. I supposed they would CGI the hell out of it now.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2023 08:23 PM (iayUP)

95 disposing of a dead giraffe anything like disposing of a dead whale?
Posted by: fd at May 19, 2023 08:17 PM (iayUP)

Unless it was diseased they will feed it to the carnivores at the zoo.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MNhXM)

96 Dogs believe in tge Parallax View.

And I love those Wes Anderson trailers!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 08:23 PM (S6gqv)

97 For a bunch of people who said what happens in their bedroom is their business, the gay tranny crowd sure likes to do their thing on a parade float.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2023 08:23 PM (lz5hY)

98 A giraffe was found dead at the Calgary Zoo. Makes me sad.
Posted by: That Northern skulker

======

Cross checking?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 19, 2023 08:24 PM (8AONa)

99 "They're listening. By tilting their heads, they can locate the source of the sound.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh "

Sitting right in front of me when I'm talking to them?

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2023 08:25 PM (iayUP)

100 87
On that Action Welding link I scrolled down further:

https://is.gd/CPw4w8

Posted by: Ciampino - most of us at May 19, 2023 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

101 @94: "I used to think Rama would be unfilmable ..."

Supposedly Denis Villeneuve's next movie after the second half of Dune.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 08:26 PM (k1Qly)

102 At the end of my content I have a guy with red fire coming out of his rear. Wonder what I have said to invoke that ad.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2023 08:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

103 At the end of my content I have a guy with red fire coming out of his rear. Wonder what I have said to invoke that ad.

Probably a result of making jokes about Mexican food.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2023 08:27 PM (Bd6X8)

104 "Supposedly Denis Villeneuve's next movie after the second half of Dune.
Posted by: Walter Freeman"

I hope they don't ruin it.

Posted by: fd at May 19, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)

105
Sitting right in front of me when I'm talking to them?
Posted by: fd
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can't believe anyone is dumb enough to talk to a dog who can't answer back...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 19, 2023 08:27 PM (UUBmN)

106 At the end of my content I have a guy with red fire coming out of his rear. Wonder what I have said to invoke that ad.
Posted by: Piper

"Don't light yer farts ?"

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 08:28 PM (T4tVD)

107 Giraffes in the wild sleep no more than 5 minutes at a time and average about 45 minutes a day. I don’t know if I’d want that ability.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:29 PM (MNhXM)

108 The guy with a red fire coming out of his rear is a marketing study for the new Metamucil Jalapeno Fiber Mix, celebrating the new arrivals in our country.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2023 08:32 PM (lz5hY)

109 JackStraw, almost enough for me to come back to RI.
But only if it had lasers on its head.

Posted by: RI Red at May 19, 2023 08:32 PM (nCaYE)

110 They just can't believe the crazee shit you're saying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 08:33 PM (S6gqv)

111 Just an aside. Ugly Kid Joe was a pretty good band. Kinda edgy rock, with a little bit of funk. One of them bands that came along at the wrong time (thanks, grunge). Kind of like Love on Ice.

Nevermore and Metal Church also fell into that pit. Bcuz they were Seattle-based.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 19, 2023 08:35 PM (T/Lqj)

112 Nellis AFB apparently (again) hosting some kind of drag show.

Cue standard Air Force jokes.

(still not terribly interested in the whole topic, but since this is a core issue here thought I'd mention it, since it also is a hook for cheap Air Farce humor)

Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2023 08:35 PM (OTzUX)

113 No parachute jump was great, perfect music. I love men doing man stuff and flipping off the world

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 19, 2023 08:36 PM (0hOvj)

114 Nellis AFB "Let Your Hair Down Weekend"
Drag Show
&
Spinal Tap

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 19, 2023 08:37 PM (4I/2K)

115 Well.
Good News: I get home and Mrs D has Beverly Hills Cop on. I'd forgotten how funny that movie is.
Bad News: IFC has an ad for men's shorts that discusses a ball sack.

Mrs D laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2023 08:37 PM (YGqO/)

116 Giraffes in the wild sleep no more than 5 minutes at a time and average about 45 minutes a day. I don’t know if I’d want that ability.
Posted by: polynikes

Skip's a giraffe !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2023 08:38 PM (T4tVD)

117 112 The old days. Your uniform makes you look like a Greyhound driver. The new days. Is that Dior?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2023 08:38 PM (lz5hY)

118 The border collies herding the human one. That Sheltie that came along wanted a piece of the action.

Posted by: Marty at May 19, 2023 08:40 PM (sicyw)

119 Posted by: rhomboid at May 19, 2023 08:35 PM (OTzUX)

Is the current commander of the garrison gay? Why would any commander allow this?

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:41 PM (MNhXM)

120 Two blackhawks, a huey, and finally an F15 screaming down the coast here in the last 10 minutes. Are we at war and no one told me yet?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2023 08:41 PM (3ImbR)

121 GO STARS!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2023 08:41 PM (YRsIm)

122 Inflation!

Just watched a Cheers from 1991 where Frasier's and Lilith's two double-Dewar's cost $7.50 without the tip.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 08:42 PM (Vwz3I)

123 Puck drop.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2023 08:42 PM (u73oe)

124 Dallas at Vegas game 1.

Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2023 08:43 PM (gLRfa)

125 The old days. Your uniform makes you look like a Greyhound driver. The new days. Is that Dior?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2023 08:38 PM (lz5hY)

I got all of my father’s bus driving uniforms. Too bad he got rid of his Marine uniforms before I was born.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:44 PM (MNhXM)

126 >>JackStraw, almost enough for me to come back to RI.
But only if it had lasers on its head.

Too bad you won't be around this weekend, Red. The Ocean Race leg 5 starts Sunday after a day of inshore racing tomorrow. Fun stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2023 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2023 08:41 PM (3ImbR)

You know the slug launched 30 minutes before the others...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 19, 2023 08:45 PM (YRsIm)

128 Two blackhawks, a huey, and finally an F15 screaming down the coast here in the last 10 minutes. Are we at war and no one told me yet?
Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2023 08:41 PM (3ImbR)

About an hour ago I saw something I've never seen in my 29 years. Six fighters at altitude, 2-2-2 with about a mile of separation, leaving contrails.
I got a good photo.
Heading SSW.
Hope they were ours.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2023 08:45 PM (YGqO/)

129 One of my former coworkers showed me a pic of a rescued kitten. Next thing I know, I'm at the animal shelter arranging to take it home. Another one showed me a picture of a cat that needed a good home. Before I knew it, I have a cat permanently installed in my library.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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This is how I got Bingley. He wandered into a library where I used to work. Coworker circulated his photo at a catalogers' meeting. Shooting fish in a barrel...

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 19, 2023 08:46 PM (aBJcM)

130 #122 Oops! Glenlivet on the rocks.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 08:46 PM (Vwz3I)

131 Just watched a Cheers from 1991 where Frasier's and Lilith's two double-Dewar's cost $7.50 without the tip.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 08:42 PM (Vwz3

Just about right if value of money doubles every 17 years.

Posted by: polynikes at May 19, 2023 08:46 PM (MNhXM)

132 128 In the very near future, our airspace is going to get wild. The Fort Smith ANG base at the airport will become a USAF and Singapore AF training base for F35s. I don't know what's going to become of the ARANG, presently a drone control outfit. The 188th (ARANG) has been, in recent memory, an F16 outfit, an A10 (with trigger time abroad) and I was down here for the last of the A37s.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2023 08:52 PM (lz5hY)

133 Hope they were ours.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2023 08:45 PM (YGqO/)
~~~~~

Me too!

I usually see lots of stuff during the summer due to air shows, etc. But this was unusual especially so late in the day.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 19, 2023 08:53 PM (3ImbR)

134 No reason to get up early except to announce Tech Thread so better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2023 08:54 PM (xhxe8)

135 You might get a bar napkin and one glass half full of ice waiting for the sweet embrace of scotch for $7.50 these days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 08:55 PM (k1Qly)

136
This is how I got Bingley. He wandered into a library where I used to work. Coworker circulated his photo at a catalogers' meeting. Shooting fish in a barrel...
Posted by: screaming in digital

============

The reverse is how my mom's office got... I don't know what they named the cat, but she got sick of some cat she had and carried it into the office one day -- she worked in a bungalow on a sort of half-wild compound -- and she said "Look at this poor thing I found wandering around at the gate. Let's go get it some food." The cat had the run of the office for many years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2023 08:56 PM (lCaJd)

137
The new Indiana Jones movie sounds like the worst piece of garbage possible:

The BBC review called the film “gloomy and depressing,” but that’s not the critical takeaway from the pan.

[“Dial of Destiny”] has the air of a film passing the torch (or whip) to the next generation. But it does all this in an even gloomier fashion than The Force Awakens did. I’m not sure how many fans want to see Indiana Jones as a broken, helpless old man who cowers in the corner while his patronising goddaughter takes the lead, but that’s what we’re given, and it’s as bleak as it sounds.

Big pass. Let this crap die unseen.

Via Insty.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 19, 2023 08:59 PM (RJQ8g)

138 Cities outside of NYC should build more corner stores with bodega cats.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 08:59 PM (k1Qly)

139 About an hour ago I saw something I've never seen in my 29 years. Six fighters at altitude, 2-2-2 with about a mile of separation, leaving contrails.
I got a good photo.
Heading SSW.
Hope they were ours.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2023 08:45 PM (YGqO/)

We live fairly close to a Naval air station. We have them flying 2 and 3 fighter formations, fairly low, at least weekly. I like the sound.

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2023 09:01 PM (AmoqO)

140 Supposedly Denis Villeneuve's next movie after the second half of Dune.
Posted by: Walter Freeman"

The CGI in the first Dune was pretty restrained with lots of 'real' sets and real performances. So, who knows?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 19, 2023 09:01 PM (jzzG8)

141 Best Indiana Jones movie is The Mummy (Fraser)

Second best is The Mummy Returns (Weiscz)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 19, 2023 09:02 PM (T/Lqj)

142 Dallas on the PP.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2023 09:03 PM (u73oe)

143 138 Tavern cats. One of my favorite dive bars in Youngstown, OH had two things going for it. The pot belly stove and the cat. Sign read no pool if the cat's sleeping on the table.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 19, 2023 09:07 PM (lz5hY)

144 @87 There is not a stallion in this stable who would not follow that handler, clear through the steeplechase.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 19, 2023 09:08 PM (jYCXf)

145 Couldn't be more pleased that the aquatic snow bat strategery continues apace and will lead to Penguin Supremacy. More genius in that border collies are black and white too. Some insidious plan at work, maybe hypnotism. Wondering how this will turn out.

Posted by: According to Plan at May 19, 2023 09:11 PM (Nn3xT)

146 We live fairly close to a Naval air station. We have them flying 2 and 3 fighter formations, fairly low, at least weekly. I like the sound.
Posted by: Javems

It's ..."The Sound of Freedom!"

Years ago, an ANG squadron of 24 F-4 Phantoms were based at the local air base. They were loud planes. People kind of complained, and my friends older brother (former Army Lt in Viet Nam), said...."That's the sound of Freedom!".
And weirdly enough, that showed up on a billboard about the 924th ANG Squadron..."the sound of Freedom"

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 19, 2023 09:12 PM (tjZg/)

147
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2023 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

148 I got my Sabi boy because when I was getting divorced, I had to move into an apartment quickly. My daughter and I were miserable in it, so I rented a townhouse to feel more like a home. The movers opened the door that said do not open and my very special Nyah kitty got out. She got hit by a car and I was heartbroken. I sobbed for a year over her. On my birthday, J got Sabi for me with the sweetest note saying he knew this kitten didn’t replace Nyah but he hoped it would help mend my broken heart. And that he has done on all his silliness. I miss Nyah, of course, I always will. But Sabi is a stinker and a charmer, and Kovu is happier having a kitty brother.

Posted by: Piper at May 19, 2023 09:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

149 I just listened to the faux Werner Herzog review Ace posted on the top of the sidebar. Damn that is hilarious!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 09:13 PM (S6gqv)

150 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 10h
Pride Flag Adds Big 'G' For Groomers

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 19, 2023 09:13 PM (Vwz3I)

151 I just filled out my on line application for the NWT fishing license. Why does every government make things so difficult?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2023 07:54 PM (snpvX)

So that they can squeeze every last dollar out of you, of course.

If your trip to the Territories involves a stopover in either Calgary or Edmonton, let me know. I'd be happy to buy you a beer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2023 09:14 PM (IoByn)

152 ..Couldn't be more pleased that the aquatic snow bat strategery continues apace and will lead to Penguin Supremacy. More genius in that border collies are black and white too. Some insidious plan at work, maybe hypnotism. Wondering how this will turn out. Posted by: According to Plan at May 19, 2023 09:11 PM (Nn3xT)

The Pandas. They're decoys for the stupid. Much like trailer parks on the outskirts of town to draw the tornados.

Let the deluded World Wildlife [s[Fund Fraudsters keep the stupid panda and their "adorable" logo. It'll continue to draw the Leftards towards that shallow end of the gene pool, where they belong.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2023 09:15 PM (e6UQI)

153 @151: "... on line application for the NWT fishing license."

I hope they asked for references.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 09:18 PM (k1Qly)

154 California pot industry facing 'extinction event'
Industry insiders are warning that hundreds of pot shops could go out of business this year

SFGATE - Debt problems have plagued the industry for years, a 2022 report estimated that the industry was collectively sitting on over $600 million in debt, but a change in tax law that took effect this year has stakeholders worried the mounting debt bubble will finally become fatal. A SF politician introduced a law this year in the state legislature that would crack down on pot businesses that don't pay their debts.
State law recently shifted the burden for paying cannabis excise taxes from distributors to retailers, with the first tax payments due May 1. Retailers have historically had the most trouble paying their bills, and it appears that many shops lack the cash to pay their state excise taxes, according to new state tax data obtained by SFGATE.
Over 13% of California's retailers, or 265 pot shops, failed to make any tax payment by the May 1 deadline, according to the California Dept of Tax and Fee Administration. Those businesses are now facing a 50% penalty on the taxes they owe, which could be a death blow to to many shops.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 19, 2023 09:18 PM (MFZ8i)

155 Stars goal!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 19, 2023 09:18 PM (u73oe)

156 The "sound of freedom" was a slogan for sonic booms. Our ANG had F-100's -- real boomers. Wife grew up five miles from the end of their runway, and it was an everyday thing in the dangerous glory days.

"God help me, I do love it so."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 19, 2023 09:19 PM (jYCXf)

157 If your trip to the Territories involves a stopover in either Calgary or Edmonton, let me know. I'd be happy to buy you a beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Thank you, Alberta Oil Peon! Our original itinerary was through Calgary, but it was cancelled by Air Canada and now we're through Vancouver. But no layover. We arrive in Yellow Knife that night.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2023 09:19 PM (snpvX)

158 Couldn't be more pleased that the aquatic snow bat strategery continues apace and will lead to Supreme Penguin Polymorphic Perversity.
Posted by: According to Plan at May 19, 2023 09:11 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2023 09:19 PM (a3Q+t)

159 Pooky was in the town festival parade tonight, as part of a "pet parade." JT The Wonder Dog wore his service dog vest, a Dutch kerchief (he kept shaking the Dutch hat off), and was recognized several times by his fan club (a bunch of local second and third graders). I'm just glad that stress is off our shoulders....

Posted by: pookysgirl didn't even try to bring the cats at May 19, 2023 09:24 PM (dtlDP)

160 Thank you, Alberta Oil Peon! Our original itinerary was through Calgary, but it was cancelled by Air Canada and now we're through Vancouver. But no layover. We arrive in Yellow Knife that night.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2023 09:19 PM (snpvX)

Vancouver is my home town, and I am long overdue for a visit, but a 13-14 hour drive is a tetch long for a spur-of-the-moment thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2023 09:26 PM (IoByn)

161 Over 13% of California's retailers, or 265 pot shops, failed to make any tax payment by the May 1 deadline, according to the California Dept of Tax and Fee Administration. Those businesses are now facing a 50% penalty on the taxes they owe, which could be a death blow to to many shops.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

======

So gov't wants its cut, and stoners are slow to pay up. What a shocking development.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 19, 2023 09:28 PM (8AONa)

162 Vancouver is my home town, and I am long overdue for a visit, but a 13-14 hour drive is a tetch long for a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well, I'll give you a heads up on our next trip! Any advice for NWT in July?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2023 09:28 PM (snpvX)

163 Well, I'll give you a heads up on our next trip! Any advice for NWT in July?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2023 09:28 PM (snpvX)

Insect repellent. Muskol is the gold standard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2023 09:30 PM (IoByn)

164 Insect repellent. Muskol is the gold standard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Most definite. I ordered a bug net just today.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 19, 2023 09:33 PM (snpvX)

165 The ending of the Cannabis business in California is hilarious - they're going to end up where the pot business is rampant and completely illegal again, just like before - except now they've done away with all of the criminal laws against it, it's just revenooers chasing down tax avoiders. Oh yeah the cartels are gonna be impressed by that shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 09:33 PM (S6gqv)

166 If you were the head of one of the Cartels, you couldn't have done anything better for your business than what the California Lege has done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 09:34 PM (S6gqv)

167 The ending of the Cannabis business in California is hilarious - they're going to end up where the pot business is rampant and completely illegal again, just like before - except now they've done away with all of the criminal laws against it, it's just revenooers chasing down tax avoiders. Oh yeah the cartels are gonna be impressed by that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 09:33 PM (S6gqv)

Apparently, they started out with the wholesalers being responsible for collecting the excise tax. But then they downloaded that to the retailers, with the predictable result. Anyone in the pot business is sketchy; some are more sketchy than others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2023 09:36 PM (IoByn)

168 "We're going to give retail licenses for pot sales to those people who were adversely affected by the previous laws banning the sale of pot." i.e. felons. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2023 09:39 PM (IoByn)

169 Made all the more sketchy 'cause many keep their deposits in a duffel bag under the back seat of their SUVs. Hard to believe anyone or everyone would skim a little here and there until profits were nil and the taxman came knocking.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 09:43 PM (k1Qly)

170 147
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2023 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

That's always funny.

Posted by: Javems at May 19, 2023 09:44 PM (AmoqO)

171 I just listened to the faux Werner Herzog review Ace posted on the top of the sidebar. Damn that is hilarious!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2023 09:13 PM (S6gqv)

Madness reigns!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2023 09:44 PM (YGqO/)

172 Gavin doesn't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed.

Posted by: Infidel at May 19, 2023 09:44 PM (kHtnd)

173 Would you bet against the stoners getting an initiative on the ballot guaranteeing a 'living income' for pot shop operators?

It's Cali . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 19, 2023 09:48 PM (8AONa)

174 No living income ballot initiative, but I could see all the fun little indie shops being consolidated into a small handful of big corporations, and everyone getting all the same benefits and low wages they'd earn at Starbucks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 19, 2023 09:50 PM (k1Qly)

175 I'm wasting time by watching an old old Nancy Drew episode. IMHO Pamela Sue Martin was a cutie. Her eyes had a bit of a Daddario effect.

Posted by: NL at May 19, 2023 09:51 PM (eGTCV)

176 The failure of legal pot (because of gummint) in California reminds me of how the gummint couldn't manage a whore house in Nevada.

Posted by: mindful webworker - shortage of sand - was that Freidman? at May 19, 2023 09:55 PM (jU0Ae)

177 Apparently, they started out with the wholesalers being responsible for collecting the excise tax. But then they downloaded that to the retailers, with the predictable result. Anyone in the pot business is sketchy; some are more sketchy than others.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2023 09:36 PM (IoByn)

It's simple... illegal pot is cheaper than legal pot.

Simple market dynamics.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2023 09:58 PM (oHd/0)

178 I am obligated to tell you
THE ONT IS UP
by which of course I mean NOOD
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=404509

Posted by: mindful webworker - thus at May 19, 2023 10:00 PM (jU0Ae)

179 So...

About Sen. Dianne Feinstein...YUP!

Her next Vit-B-12 shot given to her by her remaining staff will be something along the lines of a fatal dose of Succinylcholine with a compassionate mix (not betting) of some rapid acting form of hypnotic like Versed which will give her to smile at least just...before...the exit.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 19, 2023 10:01 PM (J00IM)

180 It's simple... illegal pot is cheaper than legal pot.

Simple market dynamics.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2023 09:58 PM (oHd/0)

And no doubt the retailers simply failed to add the excise tax into the price of their weed, in an effort to compete with the illegal dealers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2023 10:01 PM (IoByn)

181 Best part about both those drugs....

They rapidly clear on a cellular level so toxicology tests done after 24 hrs..."nada".

Democrat's

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 19, 2023 10:07 PM (J00IM)

182 180

Equally clear...civil war and dude...your people are more ready than we are.

But were getting there...

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 19, 2023 10:10 PM (J00IM)

183 Hmmm, are there tampoffs? If not, why not?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 19, 2023 10:22 PM (KAi1n)

184 There isn't going to be another civil war. All you fantacists dreaming of their guns. The government has millions of troops and tanks and planes and ships.

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