Jonah Goldberg: "Tiresome Pests" Insist That I Finally, After Seven Years, Confess That I Was Wrong to Join My Very Good Friends on the Left In Pushing Hillary's Russiagate Hoax on America

Jonah Goldberg and David French both handle these calls for a reckoning the same way:

1, deny they ever believed that Russiagate is real, and then,

2, suggest that maybe Russiagate was actually real.

Jonah executes #2 by claiming that Trump brought on all these allegations through his own actions.

So, you know: History will vindicate Jonah. Russiagate was/is real.

But no, you tiresome pests: Jonah never actually believed Russiagate was real. (But it is! One day, you'll see! You'll see!)

Jonah alo says anyone who calls for him to account for his previous catastrophic errors and leftwing biases to be "bad-faith" actors.

He'll spend all day demanding Trump and "Trumpists" tell the truth, but he will never, ever tell the truth himself.

"If it's a contest between James Comey's credibility and Donald Trump's credibility, Comey wins "10 out of 10 times" - Jonah Goldberg pic.twitter.com/NK0fPZW4TE
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) May 16, 2023

Caesar Pounce
@caesar_pounce

Incredible how all the hits that land on these people are also Bad Faith (TM)
What a record!

Bad Take Directorate
@Boomer_Approved
Saying Trump brought it on himself is the most disgusting thing in the whole sad screed.

Dennis OG Spongeworthy
@spongeworthy2
"...given what was known," Therein lies the rub. Most of what was "known" stunk to high heaven. Your BS detector was cajiggety due to a calibration error--Trump has that effect on many.
Anyway, look at all the new friends you made by playing along!

Carl Cannon
@CarlCannon
I'm not "dunking" on Jonah Goldberg (or his critics, for that matter), but there was ample evidence by 2017 that Jim Comey was a problematic person. I wrote about it myself

Well I can explain that very easily: Jonah Goldberg, the rarefied intellectual, stopped reading about 2004. Everything with him is at the level of Twitter headlines and the same eight historical analogies he remembers from his first college-level survey course.

That Michael Caputo
@MichaelRCaputo
You were not justified, you were offended by a populist who proved your effete politics ineffectual.
This clip is you, now. You trust liars and thieves over anyone who opposes your sad stale dreck.
You have lost. You should do the right thing and stop doing media. Retire now.

Physics Geek busted this busty BBW's chops by referencing Jonah question about the the computer store owner who turned over Hunter Biden's laptop: "Wait, you believe his story? Like at face value?"

Physics Geek
@physicsgeek
Wait you believed Comey's story? Like at face value?

Cruel:

Nick Searcy, INSURRECTIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR
@yesnicksearcy
Fat stupid tub of lard @jonahdispatch bristles after having been proven to be a fat stupid tub of lard. Just admit who you really are, Jonah. You're a dishonest tool of the Left. It's the pretending that you're not that makes you even more disgusting.

Also cruel:

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Your own mother knew the whole thing was a hoax very early on, @JonahDispatch. What was your excuse?

Goucher College isn't sending its best.
Nick Searcy, INSURRECTIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR
@yesnicksearcy
Did he play football there?
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Is "football" a euphemism for competitive eating? I think he may have been on a club team for that.
Nick Searcy, INSURRECTIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR
@yesnicksearcy
I think he won the Goucher Hot Dog Eating contest 4 years in a row.

74 Just realized that David French called the idea that Hillary Clinton allies in the federal government were trying to entrap Trump and his allies a "conspiracy theory" in 2018.
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA

Will National Review ever own up to its own role in zealously pushing the Steele Dossier and assorted other Russia Collusion Hoaxes?

No, of course not.

And Noah Rothman least of all. He's got More Important Things To Discuss than his role in foisting a massive foreign-born psyops campaign on the country.

Posted by: Ace at 05:07 PM

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1 But he still thinks DJT deserved it.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 05:08 PM (sm6Pk)

2 Him promulgating an obvious politically-motivated lie is just good sport, but you pointing that out is bad faith.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (a/py5)

3 Jonah Goldberg.

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (guGkK)

4 Dear Jonah, to quote a hockey coach "have another donut,you fat bastard" Signed f**k you , you fat bastard

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (lRky4)

5 Jonah is a dumb fatass.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (VdGjU)

6 Jonah apparently thinks enough to pony up $ for his "blue check."

Doubt it matters. He's still an asshat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (Q4IgG)

7 So the IRS knows Black filers from White ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (bs+z0)

8 Noah Rothman AND Jonah Goldberg! Wow, if only there was a way to predict where such scumbags would fall on all the major issues. What could think tank "patriots" possibly have in common with Ilana Glazer? What could explain their bizarre and unearned prominence?

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (78UcJ)

9 Wrong then, wrong now, wrong in the future.

At least Jonah is consistent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (aD39U)

10 10

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (ncXxy)

11 But the allegations were serious!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (6uj3P)

12 Among the first

Posted by: Oddbob at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (nfrXX)

13 We all know in the end that this is all trump's fault right?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (ncXxy)

14 From previous thread:
106 Here's some awesome "bad s#it" from Coors Light during their old "I Love Twins" campaign...

https://youtu.be/nrBMvsVht1I

There was a better one that appears to have been scrubbed from the interwebs. It started "I. Love. Football on TV. Shots of Gena Lee".
Posted by: Doof at May 16, 2023 04:17 PM (0dJLW)

Hey, Doof, was it this one? https://tinyurl.com/mrx69tc3

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (8C7+r)

15 Are marketers trying to make beer a girly drink?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (6uj3P)

16 They are all full of crap, they were paid.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 05:12 PM (JXlGR)

17 Again, he was wrong for the right reasons, and you were right for the wrong reasons.

It's good to be a nepo-baby held to no account.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 16, 2023 05:12 PM (a/py5)

18 Nooded.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 05:12 PM (JXlGR)

19 YOU LEAVE JONAH GOLDBERG ALONE!

Posted by: Jason Lee Steorts at May 16, 2023 05:12 PM (PiwSw)

20 As Scott Steiner would say :

"HE'S FAT!!!"

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 05:12 PM (sm6Pk)

21 Dunking is always "stupid" when you're the one being dunked.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (HN3GS)

22
I subscribed to National Review from 1975 to 2015.

Why?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (MoZTd)

23 There is one more thing- would Mister Goldberg agree that Jeffrey Epstein invited his troubles on himself? Is it particularly interesting that Andrew Weissman and Merrick Garland are much more interested in going after Donald Trump than any of the pedophile billionaires numbering among Epstein's clients?

If only someone could ask the questions.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (78UcJ)

24 No no no, must not mention the obvious…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (PCK5/)

25 Scoggs gotta scogg.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (aD39U)

26 Jonah enjoys the lack of lube when he bends over now.

Posted by: henry at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (NjOQq)

27 Jonah Blimpberg

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (bs+z0)

28 >Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (78UcJ)

Not man enough to just come out and say it?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (a/py5)

29 23
I subscribed to National Review from 1975 to 2015.

Why?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (MoZTd)

Well people used to drink Bud Lite too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (eYoxG)

30 Have a Bud Light, Jonah?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (guGkK)

31 He's a stupid fat fuck who will always be a stupid fat fuck. Even if he got in shape he'd still be a stupid fat fuck.

Posted by: Right down the middle at May 16, 2023 05:14 PM (FEapg)

32
J'Noah still considers himself a "thought leader".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 05:14 PM (pNxlR)

33 "I was wrong, mistaken, and willfully misled, but it was the CORRECT thing to do!"

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2023 05:14 PM (e2onP)

34 You don't say "10 out of 10" and then whine about how much you don't know at the time.

That's not exactly understanding the problem with absolutes.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 05:14 PM (krQz2)

35 4 Dear Jonah, to quote a hockey coach "have another donut,you fat bastard" Signed f**k you , you fat bastard
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (lRky4)

Mike Milbury was the worst GM in NHL history.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 05:15 PM (sm6Pk)

36 Have a Bud Light, Jonah?

----

It helps to wash down the Midol.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 16, 2023 05:15 PM (HN3GS)

37 Jonah Goldberg is the Whoopie Goldberg of Rick Wilsons.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2023 05:15 PM (guGkK)

38 Every one of those cocksuckers should suffer for what they have done to this country. And I don't mean the comfy chair either.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 05:15 PM (iayUP)

39 ace is so beyond French and Goldberg. But there seems this obsession. Ace go beyond. You're way more talented.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:16 PM (U7IvX)

40 39 Every one of those cocksuckers should suffer for what they have done to this country. And I don't mean the comfy chair either.
Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 05:15 PM (iayUP)

Yet none of them will

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:16 PM (bs+z0)

41
The degradation of nepots

Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Lucianne Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
William F. Buckley to Christopher Buckley
Norman Podhoretz to John Podhoretz

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:16 PM (MoZTd)

42 Jonah Goldberg was personally insulted by Trump when Trump said "He cannot even afford a pair of pants."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM (5u1+1)

43 Some people are a one trick pony, aren’t they?

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM (PCK5/)

44 Jonah go jump in a whale's mouth

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM (xhxe8)

45 The most striking phenomenon of the past six years is how regularly our "conspiracy theories" turn out to be facts and their "facts" turn out to have been conspiracies.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM (5YmYl)

46 Kill me now.

Posted by: Jonah's Couch at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM (aD39U)

47 I haven't seen a full court press like this since Allahpundit pulled down his bloomers and slapped his hairy asscheeks to signal that rutting season had kicked off for the general populace.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (KVGVf)

48 Hmmm. If Jonah was wrong about that, I wonder if he might have been wrong about some other things as well. Nah, that’s just crazy talk.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (nfrXX)

49
Dear Jonah, to quote a hockey coach "have another donut,you fat bastard" Signed f**k you , you fat bastard
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (lRky4)

Mike Milbury was the worst GM in NHL history.
Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 05:15 PM (sm6Pk)

*polite cough*

That was Jim Schoenfeld what said that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (MoZTd)

50 8 Noah Rothman AND Jonah Goldberg! Wow, if only there was a way to predict where such scumbags would fall on all the major issues. What could think tank "patriots" possibly have in common with Ilana Glazer? What could explain their bizarre and unearned prominence?
Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:10 PM (78UcJ)

They're all queer?

Posted by: This isn't a "BECAUSE THEY'RE JOOOOOZ" thing is it? at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (FEapg)

51 There's something seriously wrong with that chubby boym

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (VdGjU)

52
53

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

53 He doth protest too much, me thinks. Major butt-hurt. (Really, have you seen the size of his ass?)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (Q4IgG)

54 Wait until the Florida Meatball throws his hat in the ring Jonah. LMAO, you and some of your detractors are all gonna end up on the same team.

It's going to be glorious!

Posted by: JROD at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (IlL6s)

55 Nick Searcy needs to do another "Acting School" series. That stuff was funny.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (f1kZG)

56 Speaking of bad faith. The comment about Trump bringing on his own legal troubles and no one on Jonah's team being convicted. Stands to reason seeing as how everyone is being tried in DC, so you see no one in the company is going to be convicted in the company town. This guy is one giant douche

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (QpUKb)

57 Personally, I agree. It is SOOOO tiresome having other people pointing out your shitload of mistakes.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at May 16, 2023 05:19 PM (guGkK)

58 "Knowing what I know now, I should have done more to stop the Durham investigation."

Posted by: Jonah Hindenberg at May 16, 2023 05:19 PM (Sv58p)

59 I subscribed to National Review from 1975 to 2015.

Why?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (MoZTd)

Tldr: You literally lived in a different time

But really, post-war America was filled with men who had military training and plentiful access to weapons. Yet the country was mostly homogenous, at peace, and prosperous. Centrally controlled mass media and urbanization made cultural domination relatively easy. Of course, there was no shortage of spies and traitors like Julius Rosenberg and Jonathan Pollard who would have sold Americans to their enemies. But their influence was mostly checked- even if their cousins embarked on the Long March through American institutions.

Now you're going to pay the penalty of that neglect, but take some cheer. The Long March completely took over American finance and academia almost at the very instant their relevance began to diminish. You can have a culture, if you're ready to shed the dead weight.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:19 PM (78UcJ)

60 Maybe Jonah can get a job showing his tits for Miller Lite. He can jello wrestle Tom Nichols.

Posted by: I want my million dollar consulting fee at May 16, 2023 05:19 PM (FEapg)

61 And somehow, Gabe is even worse.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 16, 2023 05:19 PM (4enNW)

62 Some people are a one trick pony, aren’t they?
Posted by: tubal

That pony can't gallop without dredging a new ditch in the paddock.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (jzzG8)

63 Kill me now.
Posted by: Jonah's Couch at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM (aD39U)

Me first.

Posted by: Jonah's Toilet at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (guGkK)

64 IN TRUTH

the best thing about Elon Musk is that he bought twitter, and now we can savage these foul losers. Its the only retribution they will ever feel.

Posted by: Golberg has been panic eating since the durham report dropped at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (sh1GZ)

65 Kill me now.

Posted by: Jonah's Couch at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM

Me first.......

Posted by: Jonah's Ottoman at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (ncXxy)

66 >>>11 But the allegations were serious!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

LOL, that was a big one, wasn't it?

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (iHBZj)

67 @45 please leave the whales alone they're having enough cruelty inflicted on them by the windmills

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (lRky4)

68 My guess is that Goldberg isn't lacking in judgment so much as on the take, like the vast majority of the so-called conservative media.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (KFhLj)

69 Elon Musk?? Feckless, except for the part about ELON MUSK!!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (PCK5/)

70 Nick Searcy needs to do another "Acting School" series. That stuff was funny.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (f1kZG)

Role player. One of the best.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (U7IvX)

71 Noah Rothman, Jonah Goldberg, the "chick" from the Miller Lite ad, the VP behind Bud Light, and almost certainly the ad exec that greenlit the Miller Lite ad all have the same thing in common. Sadly, many on this site still refuse to see the obvious: Our common foe remains the same as that of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Laslof at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (8aUjb)

72 Just realized that David French called the idea that Hillary Clinton allies in the federal government were trying to entrap Trump and his allies a "conspiracy theory" in 2018.

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (i7Q7S)

73 Nice that Jonah Goldberg finally felt confident enough to come raging out of the closet to profess his gay love for James Comey today. Love = Love.

Posted by: Jonah and Jim, Sitting in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (VsUo2)

74
“This campaign is going to reintroduce Mike Pence to the country as his own man, not as vice president, but as a true economic, social, and national security conservative—a Reagan conservative,” said Scott Reed, veteran GOP strategist.

Somebody once told me
The world was gonna own me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was lookin' kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (pNxlR)

75 67 Kill me now.

Posted by: Jonah's Couch at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM

Me first.......
Posted by: Jonah's Ottoman at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (ncXxy)

I...can't...breathe

Posted by: Jonah's Boxers at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (Q4slo)

76
Kill me now.
Posted by: Jonah's Couch at May 16, 2023 05:17 PM (aD39U)

Me first.
Posted by: Jonah's Toilet at May 16, 2023 05:20 PM (guGkK)

Maybe he won't eat all my food.

Posted by: Jonah's Dog at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (MoZTd)

77 >>>0 ace is so beyond French and Goldberg. But there seems this obsession. Ace go beyond. You're way more talented.

thank you, but you know nothing of my work.

I am petty and I am in this primarily for the insults and the gloating.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:22 PM (iHBZj)

78 Him promulgating an obvious politically-motivated lie is just good sport, but you pointing that out is bad faith

////

right, can you blame the blameless when their overactive imaginations led them to their insane hatred of trump?

"trump is devisive because I believe everything the hillary clinton campaign says about him"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 16, 2023 05:22 PM (MLrvz)

79 The first time I voted for Trump it was a "fuck you" vote. I didn't really care as long as it wasn't Hillary. The next time around I actually voted FOR the man. That's a rare thing with me.

In 2024, I will be back to the "fuck you" vote again. Whether he wins or loses, it's my only chance to express how I really feel.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 05:22 PM (iayUP)

80 Sadly, many on this site still refuse to see the obvious

It must be a burden being the only one with the truth, bless your heart.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:22 PM (aD39U)

81 thank you, but you know nothing of my work.

I am petty and I am in this primarily for the insults and the gloating.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:22 PM (iHBZj)

How cruel.

Posted by: VDH at May 16, 2023 05:23 PM (aD39U)

82 It's Boxing Day!

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 05:23 PM (krQz2)

83
ace is so beyond French and Goldberg. But there seems this obsession. Ace go beyond. You're way more talented.

Beating up on French (the light bag) and Goldberg (the heavy bag) never go out of season.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (MoZTd)

84 79

thank you, but you know nothing of my work.

I am petty and I am in this primarily for the insults and the gloating.
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:22 PM (iHBZj)

Yeah, but I give you my custom for the lulz and the cruelty…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (PCK5/)

85 Jonah and James and David and Hillary. Love=Love=Love=Love

Posted by: Four-Part Harmony of Horror at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (VsUo2)

86 Are marketers trying to make beer a girly drink?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (6uj3P)

Ve at the WEF have been informed that you, the little people, find some enjoyment from the consumption of alcohol. This cannot be permitted. Serfs must toil until they drop.

To combat this, ve haf started a pogrom - sorry, a program - of removing alcohol from your lives. First ve vill make drinking inexpensive alcohol socially stigmatizing while having "experts" state that ANY alcohol consumption is detrimental to your heal. Then ve vill haf our tame governments ban alcohol... for your good.

Naturally, this will not affect us, your betters. Now, eat your bugz.

-- Klaus Schwab

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (uvymP)

87 We are gray we stand between Jonah and the all you can eat buffet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (lRky4)

88 Waiting for anything resembling a shred of honesty from Jonah Goldberg etc is like waiting for a toenail to become a million dollar bill.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (BXxcV)

89 They're all queer?
Posted by: This isn't a "BECAUSE THEY'RE JOOOOOZ" thing is it? at May 16, 2023 05:18 PM (FEapg)

Well, I'm sure that's part of it. Not all gays are part of the conspiracy against the world, of course, and neither are all Jewish accountants and Israeli engineers.

I'm sure there's another explanation for why otherwise diverse elites like Vindman, Goldberg, Garland, Weissman, and Bloomberg are so insistent on crushing the American nation, but I'm not being paid to hypothesize. Either you've figured things out for yourself or the future is going to crush you.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (78UcJ)

90 85 It's Boxing Day!
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 05:23 PM (krQz2)

Gonna punch you in da fathe!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (FEapg)

91 But really, post-war America was filled with men who had military training and plentiful access to weapons. Yet the country was mostly homogenous, at peace, and prosperous. Centrally controlled mass media and urbanization made cultural domination relatively easy. Of course, there was no shortage of spies and traitors like Julius Rosenberg and Jonathan Pollard who would have sold Americans to their enemies. But their influence was mostly checked- even if their cousins embarked on the Long March through American institutions.

Now you're going to pay the penalty of that neglect, but take some cheer. The Long March completely took over American finance and academia almost at the very instant their relevance began to diminish. You can have a culture, if you're ready to shed the dead weight.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:19 PM

We got soft after WWII. Generation after generation of pussies were raised thinking they were "special" and didn't have to grow up and would be taken care of cradle to grave. When you don't have to scramble to buy food or pay the rent you get lazy and want Uncle Sugar to give you the latest Iphone. We have gotten soft as a country.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (ncXxy)

92 I'm guessing that David French knocked out a wall in the Cvck Closet to make room for Jonah so his can get his humiliation tolerance level up.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (qs/P1)

93 Trump tricked me into believing in Russiagate! That absolute CAD!

Posted by: Jonah Fatberg at May 16, 2023 05:25 PM (iHBZj)

94 Wait wait wait - Andrew McCarthy 'reluctantly' fell for the Russian Collusion fraud?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 05:25 PM (Q4slo)

95 This gets old. When shown the right answers to the test - the consistent reply from certain folks is "well, only a nerd would have known that".
Posted by: Think at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (VS/QR)

Piss off, Joe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:25 PM (aD39U)

96 Goucher College must be really proud today.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 05:25 PM (OalnH)

97 > And somehow, Gabe is even worse.

Gabe stands out in a field full of insufferable douches.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 16, 2023 05:25 PM (j2Xg6)

98 > I am petty and I am in this primarily for the insults and the gloating.
Posted by: ace
_________

Words to live by.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 05:25 PM (Q4IgG)

99 And now, the cordless, air cooled, high accuracy, ambidextrous Ewok mouse, because Ace is wearing it out like a proof load. Lamont was plenty smart!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 16, 2023 05:26 PM (ui4Oy)

100
Wait wait wait - Andrew McCarthy 'reluctantly' fell for the Russian Collusion fraud?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 05:25 PM (Q4slo)

He wrestled with his conscience, and won.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:26 PM (MoZTd)

101 How is Goucher pronounced is it french, like Gou-chay or 'Murican like Gaw-U-cher

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 05:26 PM (OalnH)

102 But the allegations were serious!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2023 05:11 PM (6uj3P)

I read this as: "But, the alligators were serious!"

I think I prefer this line of discussion.

Because alligators are serious as all reptiles tend to be. Not much of a sense of humor among the reptilians, you might say. Less so among the Order Crocodilia. A po-faced bunch they are and ever shall be I suppose.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2023 05:26 PM (RJQ8g)

103 Say it louder for those in the back: WOMEN ARE NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2023 05:26 PM (i7Q7S)

104 thank you, but you know nothing of my work.

I am petty and I am in this primarily for the insults and the gloating.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:22 PM (iHBZj)

The gloating is the most enduring conservative website of the last twenty years. Congratulations Ace.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (U7IvX)

105

Local radio talker Tony Katz has Noah Rothman on his show every week. Loves the guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

106 Say it louder for those in the back: WOMEN ARE NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2023 05:26 PM (i7Q7S)

Lucille Ball wept.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (aD39U)

107 I am petty and I am in this primarily for the insults and the gloating.
Posted by: ace

You do gloat beyond and do a great job of it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (JXlGR)

108 These clowns are traitors and phonies and deserve all the attention and cruelty they can get. It's not like we can assume they secretly enjoy being verbally abused by a hairy ewok looking brute.

Oh

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (BXxcV)

109
J'Noah still has the White Lab with the stupid birthday hat on its head as his Twitter avatar.

All "thought leaders" choose "ironical" Twitter avatars -- this is known.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (pNxlR)

110 We got soft after WWII. Generation after generation of pussies were raised thinking they were "special" and didn't have to grow up and would be taken care of cradle to grave. When you don't have to scramble to buy food or pay the rent you get lazy and want Uncle Sugar to give you the latest Iphone. We have gotten soft as a country.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 05:24 PM (ncXxy)

In a sense. Now, of course, you have millions of American and foreigners alike scrambling for scarce resources as the oligarchy gets fat. Softness was a part of deliberate social programming and zero interest banking: those days are gone. Bad times are coming, and I hope you're ready.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:28 PM (78UcJ)

111 Justice will come for Jonah, he is just realizing now that we all know he is f.o.s. and is is panicky.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2023 05:28 PM (EZebt)

112 I subscribed to National Review from 1975 to 2015.

Why?

The book reviews! Duh.

Posted by: Glenn John at May 16, 2023 05:28 PM (RilAR)

113 My guess is that Goldberg isn't lacking in judgment so much as on the take, like the vast majority of the so-called conservative media.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (KFhLj)

Going on the take shows that you are lacking in judgment right there.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

114 108 The gloating is the most enduring conservative website of the last twenty years. Congratulations Ace.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (U7IvX)

Not just that, but one that always separates the wheat from the chaff when times get rough.

Posted by: XTC at May 16, 2023 05:28 PM (sm6Pk)

115 I subscribed to National Review from 1975 to 2015.

Why?

D. Keith Mano.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:29 PM (aD39U)

116 gosh I sure hope that Fat Jonah doesn't have a massive coronary or anything that will prevent him from delivering this kind of highly articulate and learned analysis going forward

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:29 PM (iHBZj)

117
Local radio talker Tony Katz has Noah Rothman on his show every week. Loves the guy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Ditto Rich Zeoli and Baseball Cuck

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 05:29 PM (pNxlR)

118 This reminds me of when the guys would all focus on nailing the fat kid in dodgeball.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 16, 2023 05:30 PM (4I/2K)

119 Jonah's so fat, his blood type is gravy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:30 PM (aD39U)

120
Lucille Ball wept.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:27 PM (aD39U)

Lucille Ball is the exception that proves the rule. Because after her the number of really funny women goes to zero mighty fast.

I occasionally come across short videos of women club comediennes. Painful and pitiful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:30 PM (MoZTd)

121 Dead mariners rise from their graves every time Gonad Jolberg spouts off.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 05:31 PM (jzzG8)

122
1, deny they ever believed that Russiagate is real, and then,

2, suggest that maybe Russiagate was actually real.

---------

"It didn't happen, and it's bad that it did!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:31 PM (yOuX7)

123
D. Keith Mano.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:29 PM (aD39U)

Him and Florence King.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:31 PM (MoZTd)

124 Jonah Goldberg disproves the notion that the brain is mostly fat.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:31 PM (BXxcV)

125 > I subscribed to National Review from 1975 to 2015.

Why?
_________
Centerfold?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

126 @121 ace , Jonah's fate is written. He's choking on a sandwich, like Mama Cass (allegedly)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (lRky4)

127 HOW FAT IS HE??

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (aD39U)

128 jonah is right:
trump brought this on himself by (first) stealing the nomination from the highly qualified !jeb!, who, like mccain and romney, would have been a very gracious loser to hillary and (second) not spending hundreds of millions of dollars on consultants like the geniuses who ran the mccain and romney campaigns.

all us real conservatives understand that. ha.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (B1FKF)

129 gosh I sure hope that Fat Jonah doesn't have a massive coronary or anything that will prevent him from delivering this kind of highly articulate and learned analysis going forward
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:29 PM (iHBZj)

Michael Moore's slimmed down incredibly. So has Kevin Smith, although from his crying jags I assume self-castration and estrogen therapy were involved.

Being fat isn't the life sentence it might have been. If those guys can get past it, so can anyone.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (78UcJ)

130 They destroyed their reputation to take down Trump.
Because they lied to themselves most of all that conservatives would go back to listening to them once Trump was gone.

National Review is the Bud Light of political commentary.

They can drink Bud Light on their next cruise.

No wait! No they can't cause no one will buy their cruise con again either.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (bXSbe)

131 “This campaign is going to reintroduce Mike Pence to the country as his own man, not as vice president, but as a true economic, social, and national security conservative—a Reagan conservative,” said Scott Reed, veteran GOP strategist.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 16, 2023 05:21 PM (pNxlR)

If I were Mike Pence himself I would fire the dude who said that about me. That's a guy that is delusional or fixin' to steal all your donations and run away.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

132 I really don't even understand what Jonah Goldberg is anymore, what his beliefs are, what his core is, his Tao, nothing?

He's just become a sad, silly and pointless barnacle on the underside of the Zeitgeist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 05:33 PM (uQFwM)

133 It was this damn war and the era of uncertainty surrounding the rise of Trump. It was a crazy time and it made us do crazy things! We had just elected a president who colluded with Russia to steal a presidential election for christsakes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2023 05:33 PM (6uj3P)

134 You gotta hand it to Jonah for his creativity.

It's not everybody that can find a new way to double down every day.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 05:34 PM (krQz2)

135 I can't quit you Jonah!

Posted by: Russian Collusion Hoax at May 16, 2023 05:34 PM (ssESX)

136 If I were Mike Pence himself I would fire the dude who said that about me. That's a guy that is delusional or fixin' to steal all your donations and run away.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

Hah. In Mike Pence's case, it's a campaign that's going to be part of Operation Hummingbird. But in reverse, this time.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:34 PM (78UcJ)

137 and if mueller had had another hundred million dollars and another five years he would have proven that trump shouldn't have won because he said pussy, even thought that was not in his purview.

also, keith olbermann is a twat

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:34 PM (B1FKF)

138 He's just become a sad, silly and pointless barnacle on the underside of the Zeitgeist.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 05:33 PM (uQFwM)

That was beautiful, man.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (AiZBA)

139 "...given what was known," Therein lies the rub. Most of what was "known" stunk to high heaven. Your BS detector was cajiggety due to a calibration error--Trump has that effect on many.

----------

Willfull evasion. Trump broke a lot of people ... I'm talking clinical Insanity here.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (yOuX7)

140 Transgender Pool: Jonah Goldberg

what are the odds? At least 60%, right?

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (iHBZj)

141 Tubby plagiarizing fuck-face still sucks, news at 11.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (37MiN)

142 Like him or hate him though, no one can question Jonah Goldberg's gravity. That fatfuck is curving spacetime in his vicinity like a neutron star.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (KFhLj)

143 If it's a contest between Jonah's credibility and Trump's credibility, Trump wins 10 out of 10 times.

Posted by: DJ at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (H5y4s)

144 a Reagan conservative
---------

LMAO the GOPe is gonna ride this cracked toboggan right to the bottom of the ditch.

After conspiring against Reagan the same way they conspired against Trump, but as usual they're counting on people being ignorant.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (BXxcV)

145 The degradation of nepots

Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Lucianne Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
William F. Buckley to Christopher Buckley
Norman Podhoretz to John Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:16 PM (MoZTd)

Nah, they all suck. Gatekeepers, all of them. They all hate you, even the dead gatekeepers.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (cWNll)

146 >>>It's not everybody that can find a new way to double down every day

Jonah Loves the Double Down! He's a member of KFC's Double Down Club!

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:36 PM (iHBZj)

147 Willfull evasion. Trump broke a lot of people ... I'm talking clinical Insanity here.
Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (yOuX7)

He does it by putting a mirror up and showing them themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 05:36 PM (eoQWY)

148 Transgender Pool: Jonah Goldberg

what are the odds? At least 60%, right?
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (iHBZj)

He already has an innie, but that's because of the FUPA.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:36 PM (aD39U)

149 One reading of the so called Russian Dossier and you knew it was complete bullshit. At some point early on in the Russia! Russia! Russia! bullshit I went through every article I could find about that and I was able to put together a dead accurate chain of all the players involved from HRC to the DOJ/FBI right to Ol' Hope and Faith himself. Jonah Goldberg knew every bit of this too, after all his is a very serious journalist and internet influencer. In my opinion he is what is known as a fucking liar; can't be caught telling the truth, that would screw up the sweet, sweet, flow of invitations to spend time with all the other very serious people and internet influencers.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 05:36 PM (iGfKR)

150 @146 for Jonah to be transgender the doctors would have to be able to find his dick to cut it off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 05:36 PM (lRky4)

151 Watched a video last night about two ATF goons coming to take some guys gun triggers because the ATF ruled they were illegal.

They were wearing cast iron protective plates on their chest and did not explain how they knew this guy had legally purchased the triggers in the first place.

Trigger owner told them to piss off because the ATF does not make laws. They looked very sad when they had to leave empty handed.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (nnp+f)

152 I retched every time that c*nt McCain said he was "a foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution". These people are the literal worst.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (BXxcV)

153 His pride won't allow him to admit he's wrong. He does know next month was set aside for that, right?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (Bd6X8)

154 Jonah Goldberg is so fat he couldn't even be a Sports Illustrated cover model!!!

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (iHBZj)

155 Don't get how some people, can go from one side to the other. There are Leftists who switched over to.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (xhxe8)

156 Jonah's one of those guys who's always right. Even when proven wrong, he's still right, and he can explain why.

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (geLO8)

157 Jonah executes #2 by claiming that Trump brought on all these allegations through his own actions.

You could tell he was guilty by the way he denied everything!

Posted by: Jonah Hindenberg at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (Sv58p)

158 So we are probably at the “that conspiracy that we denied was necessary to save the Republic”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (cMXNt)

159 Insults can be hurtful.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (1VMoy)

160 I would think if Jonah is normal he would regret the breakdown in his relationship with his mother.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (VdGjU)

161 >>>126 @121 ace , Jonah's fate is written. He's choking on a sandwich, like Mama Cass (allegedly)

you misspelled "bull's c0ck"

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (iHBZj)

162 When you look at the conservative web in the last 30 years. You have Drudge and Malkin. Then theirs our host.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (U7IvX)

163 I do still like the story of Fat Jonah at a Chedder's bar on a Friday night, alone with a bucket of fried curds, posting on Twitter to fill his empty social life with digital thumbs-ups.

It was just such a perfect encapsulation of just how pathetic he is trying so hard to get the attention of people who A) hate him and B) are 20 years younger.

Have a real midlife crisis you tub of fat--buy a sports car and bang some strange. Not beg for DMs on Twitter from idiots.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (bXSbe)

164 That Michael Caputo
@MichaelRCaputo
You were not justified, you were offended by a populist who proved your effete politics ineffectual.

This clip is you, now. You trust liars and thieves over anyone who opposes your sad stale dreck.

You have lost. You should do the right thing and stop doing media. Retire now.

-----------

That's beautiful, man. * wipes away tear * My comment from a minute ago also applies to that takedown:

"Willfull evasion. Trump broke a lot of people ... I'm talking clinical Insanity here."

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (yOuX7)

165 Trump should never have been president.

Look what he made James Comey do!

Posted by: Jo-NAH at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (krQz2)

166 What do you imagine Jonah's life would be like if he'd acknowledged being a Democrat and turned on the likes of Obama or *biden and the Democrat base?

It's doubtful he'd have any sort of platform to piss and moan on.

That's something the right needs to be better at. Total alienation of losers like this wet fart of a man-child.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (Q4IgG)

167 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 16, 2023 05:33 PM (6uj3P)

🤣

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (BXxcV)

168 Apologizing is easy.

“I apologize for giving Liberal Fascism a good review.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (olroh)

169 so many bad faith attacks in this thread!!!

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (iHBZj)

170 Jonah Goldberg is so fat he couldn't even be a Sports Illustrated cover model!!!
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (iHBZj)

Damn, that's low.

but good.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (AiZBA)

171 Bad faith is better than those turds deserve.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (b1KNt)

172 I really don't even understand what Jonah Goldberg is anymore, what his beliefs are, what his core is, his Tao, nothing?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Gonad and Co. suck government cock by choice. That's it.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (jzzG8)

173 It's hard to believe that long ago Jonah was a friend of the blog and even appeared on podcasts with ace. Everything changed when Trump threw his hat in the ring. Trump drew a lot of curtains back and showed us who was sleeping with whom.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (3JfbU)

174 I retched every time that c*nt McCain said he was "a foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution". These people are the literal worst.
Posted by: ...

He was actually a stool.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (JXlGR)

175 Irving Kristol to Bill Kristol
Lucianne Goldberg to Jonah Goldberg
William F. Buckley to Christopher Buckley
Norman Podhoretz to John Podhoretz
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:16 PM (MoZTd)

There is some irony in the fact Irving Kristol and Norman Podhoretz have been more stalwart towards America than many of the hard-right "leaders" who turned out to be federal informants. And say what you want about Lucianne, but the Lewinsky scandal would have looked very different without her influence.

It's not right to hate people just for being contemporaries of evil people. When they try to slyly defend evil people or be handmaidens to tyranny, well then you have to put them down.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (78UcJ)

176 161 >>>126 @121 ace , Jonah's fate is written. He's choking on a sandwich, like Mama Cass (allegedly)

you misspelled "bull's c0ck"
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (iHBZj)

Joke is on you, he's into that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (eYoxG)

177 >>> I do still like the story of Fat Jonah at a Chedder's bar on a Friday night, alone with a bucket of fried curds, posting on Twitter to fill his empty social life with digital thumbs-ups.

It was just such a perfect encapsulation of just how pathetic he is trying so hard to get the attention of people who A) hate him and B) are 20 years younger.

Have a real midlife crisis you tub of fat--buy a sports car and bang some strange. Not beg for DMs on Twitter from idiots.

...

Is that a real story?

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (iHBZj)

178 Insults can be hurtful.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (1VMoy)

Only the good ones.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (BXxcV)

179 The law suit Trump, Flynn, etc have because of the Durham report:

42 USC 1983 Deprivation of Constitutional rights under color of law. It would be a summary judgement TRIPLE SPINNING BEHIND THE BACK SLAM DUNK which a first year law student could win against Perkins Couie and the rest of the DNC's lawyers. Defendants would be Obama, Loretta Lynch, Andrew Weizmann, the Entire management of the FBI, all of the US Attorneys working in the DOJ, and their media deputies (See the Mississippi Burning case for how the media would lose private citizen status and become government operatives.) IANAL but even I can see this coming.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (CecP5)

180 Jonah's one of those guys who's always right. Even when proven wrong, he's still right, and he can explain why.
Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (geLO

But then he can't, he has to go right to the indignation card.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

181 I am petty and I am in this primarily for the insults and the gloating.
Posted by: ace

And Damn! I like it.

Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (cPGH3)

182 Ah, they're all full of shit.

'Ink-stained wretches'.

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 05:40 PM (geLO8)

183 170 Jonah Goldberg is so fat he couldn't even be a Sports Illustrated cover model!!!
Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM (iHBZj)

Ouch.

Posted by: Lizzo at May 16, 2023 05:40 PM (PiwSw)

184 Whatever happened to Michelle Malkin??

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 05:40 PM (PCK5/)

185 "My word as a Goldberg!!" Right?

Posted by: davidt at May 16, 2023 05:40 PM (SYTee)

186 Can we ease Jonah's pain by setting up a go-fund-me for him to purchase a new pair of trousers?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (KVGVf)

187 I'm just here for the gloating.

And the cruelty. The cruelty and also the gloating.

Also all the conspiracies the other joos are keeping from me. I can't keep a secret, this is known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (EZebt)

188 Is that a real story?

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:39 PM (iHBZj)

Well Jonah didn't care about the truth with Trump, just run with it!

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (eoQWY)

189 Is that a real story?

Posted by: ace

Does anyone care?
Post it! Proliferate it. It is the way of the "hits".

Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (cPGH3)

190 Transgender Pool: Jonah Goldberg

what are the odds? At least 60%, right?

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2023 05:35 PM (iHBZj)

That he floats? No, I'd say 100.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (BXxcV)

191 Is that a real story?

I read it on the internet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (aD39U)

192 "But I think that I was justified in saying it, given what was known, and given the issue was Trump's credibility versus Comey's."

This was stated after Comey lied that "no reasonable prosecutor" would take Hillary to court, wasn't it? The man turned the FBI, if not the entire DoJ, into an accessory after the fact, but Jonah was still enamored of him.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 16, 2023 05:42 PM (8l4eo)

193 Have a real midlife crisis you tub of fat--buy a sports car and bang some strange. Not beg for DMs on Twitter from idiots.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM (bXSbe)

You'd be surprised: to people in the clout chase, they're never really off the clock. And yet, you'd think Jonah Goldberg would be better at Twitter for all the time he spends on it. Not at all.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:42 PM (78UcJ)

194 It's not everybody that can find a new way to double down every day
---------

His weight?

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:42 PM (BXxcV)

195 > Whatever happened to Michelle Malkin??

Posted by: tubal

she sold her little conservative media empire and lives quietly in Colorado

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 05:42 PM (geLO8)

196 191 Is that a real story?

I read it on the internet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (aD39U)

Then it has to be true

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (bs+z0)

197 Jonah Golberg is so fat he ate a whole Chedders.

Posted by: It's true! at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (iayUP)

198 Watched a video last night about two ATF goons coming to take some guys gun triggers because the ATF ruled they were illegal.

They were wearing cast iron protective plates on their chest and did not explain how they knew this guy had legally purchased the triggers in the first place.

Trigger owner told them to piss off because the ATF does not make laws. They looked very sad when they had to leave empty handed.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 16, 2023 05:37 PM

The encouraging thing I am seeing in those kinds of videos on youtube is for the most part the local cops and sheriffs are refusing to cooperate with the atf.

There are always exceptions, but the trend is for local LE's to not cooperate with the atf and their fishing expeditions.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (ncXxy)

199 @183 Good yo mama joke skit from Key and Peele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzelrlH_pjQ

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (ssESX)

200 I think it's pretty obvious that Hillary (or Hillary's operatives) who were quite justifiably concerned about the bad stink of Uranium One/approving sale of massive amounts of US uranium reserves, doubtless in exchange for mucho contributions to the Clinton Foundation, specifically CHOSE a "Russia" themed smear against DJT, hoping to take accusations about "Russia" off the table, as a supposedly toxic issue for everyone.

I think they then saw in the infrastructure of that initial projection-by-design a convenient second chapter, to create the foundation for good ol' fashioned spying in "Crossfire Hurricane." No coincidence HRC cut her teeth investigating Nixon. She imprinted to be everything the left thought Nixon was.

Posted by: Zek at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (5FPX4)

201 Oh yeah add all of Intelligence agencies personnel to the lawsuit. Everyone PERSONALLY LIABLE WITH NO QUALIFIED IMMUNITY.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (CecP5)

202 Is that a real story?
--
I took some literary license.
But you told the story first, the basic part of him posting alone at some bar in his hometown on a Friday or Saturday night.

Like, where is your wife? Where are you friends? Why the F are you alone posting politics on Twitter on a weekend night?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (bXSbe)

203 195

she sold her little conservative media empire and lives quietly in Colorado
Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 05:42 PM (geLO

Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (PCK5/)

204 by the way, ace, i've been hanging around here under one nic or another for close to 20 years and it's at least 99 percent time pretty well spent.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (B1FKF)

205 Orwell went from left to right even if he would never admit it.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:44 PM (U7IvX)

206 >you'd think Jonah Goldberg would be better at Twitter for all the time he spends on it. Not at all.

Posted by: trev006

from what I remember before quitting Twitter, most of his tweets feature him fondling his dogs

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 05:44 PM (geLO8)

207 Will National Review ever own up to its own role in zealously pushing the Steele Dossier and assorted other Russia Collusion Hoaxes?

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Of course not. They are transitioning from "the coup wasn't attempted" to "the coup was attempted and that is good" to "move on, there was a scolding letter so now believe us about the Ukraine war and whatever other Deep State lies and frauds we push on you rubes."

Even more than its outright involvement in an attempted coup d'etat, the lying afterwards has revealed Con, Inc., as the Tower of Retarded Babble it always was. The United States government had and lost its tiny remaining moral and ethical authority but Con, Inc., didn't even have that to squander.

They truly destroyed a briefly great country with this corrupt horseshit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 16, 2023 05:44 PM (KSNKu)

208 If Jonah Goldberg and co were any sort of conservative they would apologize for 2 decades of being wrong about everything, give their ilk gotten wealth to charity, and commit seppuku on live tv.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 05:44 PM (lc5cP)

209 I subscribed to National Review from 1975 to 2015.

Why?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (MoZTd)

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I pulled the plug about the same time. I subscribed mostly for the Ricochet but they went the same way.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 16, 2023 05:44 PM (3JfbU)

210 When David Frenched Jonah

Posted by: A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (VsUo2)

211 Crease both of their foreheads with something heavy, and let the dogs and the rains take away what's left

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (5DfsO)

212 and if mueller had had another hundred million dollars and another five years he would have proven that trump shouldn't have won because he said pussy, even thought that was not in his purview.

I am still confounded about how Weissman (aka Mueller) couldn't nail Trump to the wall within a few weeks, since every Democrat in DC told me the evidence of Trump's collusion with PUTIN! was in plain sight.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (AMIL/)

213 Goucher College isn't sending its best.

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Does Jonah5 still hold the Assness chair at AEI?

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (yOuX7)

214 Oh yeah add all of Intelligence agencies personnel to the lawsuit. Everyone PERSONALLY LIABLE WITH NO QUALIFIED IMMUNITY.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (CecP5)
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You sound like a Off-clown-worlder!

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (krQz2)

215 Unfortunately, we are denied David French's take because is dodging bullets. No joke.

Posted by: jeannebodine at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (ddFzi)

216 Not only is Trump, by any objective measure, a better person then Comey, he is a better person then Jonah Goldberg.

Trump might have grabbed some girl by the p*ssy because she was a starf*cker...maybe...but Jonah Goldberg is working for the people that wanted his mother dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 05:46 PM (lc5cP)

217 96 191 Is that a real story?

I read it on the internet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:41 PM (aD39U)

Then it has to be true
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (bs+z0)

Uh...bonjour!

Posted by: Totally a French model at May 16, 2023 05:46 PM (FEapg)

218 216 Not only is Trump, by any objective measure, a better person then Comey, he is a better person then Jonah Goldberg.

Trump might have grabbed some girl by the p*ssy because she was a starf*cker...maybe...but Jonah Goldberg is working for the people that wanted his mother dead.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 05:46 PM (lc5cP)

To be fair they probably also want him dead.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 05:46 PM (eYoxG)

219 208 If Jonah Goldberg and co were any sort of conservative they would apologize for 2 decades of being wrong about everything, give their ilk gotten wealth to charity, and commit seppuku on live tv.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 05:44 PM (lc5cP)

Sharpen Romney's dildo (the one with Barack Insane Odildo's signature and love note), and let them crouch and stab away

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 05:47 PM (5DfsO)

220 I am still confounded about how Weissman (aka Mueller) couldn't nail Trump to the wall within a few weeks, since every Democrat in DC told me the evidence of Trump's collusion with PUTIN! was in plain sight.
Posted by: Gref

That wouldn't have employed their friends.
Grifters will not stop the grifting until it's ridiculously obvious they're grifting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 05:47 PM (JXlGR)

221 Jonah enjoys a cold Bud Light, watching his wife get fucked by her boyfriend. I don’t know if this is actually true, but given the information I have at this time I believe it’s true.

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 05:47 PM (n21lE)

222 Palmen Barnfind Collection by Gallery Aaldering

https://ytube.io/3eRc

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 16, 2023 05:48 PM (aD39U)

223 220 I am still confounded about how Weissman (aka Mueller) couldn't nail Trump to the wall within a few weeks, since every Democrat in DC told me the evidence of Trump's collusion with PUTIN! was in plain sight.
Posted by: Gref

That wouldn't have employed their friends.
Grifters will not stop the grifting until it's ridiculously obvious they're grifting.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 05:47 PM (JXlGR)

Which works pretty well to our benefit.

They failed to properly lock in their position of power due to their people being more focused on making more money.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 05:49 PM (eYoxG)

224 I am still confounded about how Weissman (aka Mueller) couldn't nail Trump to the wall within a few weeks, since every Democrat in DC told me the evidence of Trump's collusion with PUTIN! was in plain sight.
Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (AMIL/)

———

Especially since Trump voluntarily handed all his campaign email over to the DoJ!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2023 05:49 PM (cMXNt)

225 From a civil liability standpoint the Durham report is huge.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (CecP5)

226 204 by the way, ace, i've been hanging around here under one nic or another for close to 20 years and it's at least 99 percent time pretty well spent.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (B1FKF)
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Ace was a true grammar school prodigy back then -- amazing political insight for such an age!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (ssESX)

227 Is this a thing?

"The Durham Report is in 2 parts. One classified appendix aka report and one unclassified report.

Rumor is the classified report includes recommendations for 30+ folks to be charged. "

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (iayUP)

228 Jonah enjoys a cold Bud Light, watching his wife get fucked by her boyfriend. I don’t know if this is actually true, but given the information I have at this time I believe it’s true.
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I have a dossier compiled from confidential sources that say this is true!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (bXSbe)

229 I am still confounded about how Weissman (aka Mueller) couldn't nail Trump to the wall within a few weeks, since every Democrat in DC told me the evidence of Trump's collusion with PUTIN! was in plain sight.
Posted by: Gref

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Ah, but they knew they were lying!

The rest was trying to keep you from noticing that Mueller and Weismann were taking so long to prove what the always told you was a slam dunk.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (krQz2)

230 Wow - Goldberg wasted like, what, three paragraphs to say - yeah, I might have been, like wrong and made a complete fool of myself and all - but I don't care!

Just say - "yeah, I've learned a lot from my foolish self from that time - sorry to have spouted on and on about something I obviously should have educated myself on and forgive, my friends, for suggesting you were the fools when it was me..."

But that would suggest you were dealing with a mature adult - ain't happening here...

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (+Cgut)

231 Palmen Barnfind Collection by Gallery Aaldering

https://ytube.io/3eRc
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I'd take either the bug eyed sprite or the mg (TC or TD I couldn't tell with the quick look) or both.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (JXlGR)

232 Jonah's so fat his aorta squirts like a water pistol.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (BXxcV)

233 I am still confounded about how Weissman (aka Mueller) couldn't nail Trump to the wall within a few weeks, since every Democrat in DC told me the evidence of Trump's collusion with PUTIN! was in plain sight.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 05:45 PM (AMIL/)

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I fully expected them to manufacture fraudulent evidence -- from documentation, to witnesses, to Deep Fake audio and video.

Fucking amateur hour over there ... Top. Midwits.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (0hzfo)

234 Rumor is the classified report includes recommendations for 30+ folks to be charged. "

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 05:50 PM (iayUP)

I kind of doubt it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (bs+z0)

235 Way too time here is spent on the likes of Goldberg and French. Insignificant figures.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (U7IvX)

236 Trump may be the least corrupt politician ever. Who else has been so thoroughly investigated?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (EZebt)

237 “After Jim Comey withdrew from my wife, he looked me dead in the eye and assured me Donald Trump was a Russian Agent” -Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Tj at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (7PQAW)

238 Good lord. She was wearing a red dress, tie honor. Clearly, she was asking for it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (PmvzC)

239
Rumor is the classified report includes recommendations for 30+ folks to be charged. "

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (n21lE)

240 when the camps come, people like jonah will be kapos lecturing the rest of us about our sins and errors. he might even lose some weight.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (B1FKF)

241
"Willfull evasion. Trump broke a lot of people ... I'm talking clinical Insanity here."

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:38 PM

Trump broke a lotta people... then covid broke them even worser.

I expect the next time I see my leftist sister she'll be in an urn.

As a society we've gone from the humorous concept of 'spongeworthy' to the reality of 'shelfworthy'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (enJYY)

242 Your not tie. It's impossible on a phone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (PmvzC)

243 Way too time here is spent on puns~~the likes of Goldberg and French. Insignificant figures.~~
Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 05:51 PM (U7IvX)
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Fixed

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (EZebt)

244 JG: "Trump invited...blah blah problems on himself blah blah."

Yes, by merely existing. So that's a damn fine solid argument.

It also would apply to every human that has ever lived or will ever live if we go by what actually happened to Trump. When you're born, you have problems and they're your own. Man, that's wisdom.

Only that's not what happened. And Goldberg knows it, but hasn't the intellectual honesty to man up on being galactically wrong.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (aXxgO)

245 I fully expected them to manufacture fraudulent evidence -- from documentation, to witnesses, to Deep Fake audio and video.

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Should have added as I usually do: I mean, who was going to stop them -- and who would have prosecuted them if they were caught doing it?

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (0hzfo)

246 "A whole bunch of tiresome pests are going nuts over a clip of me in -- 2017! -- saying I'll take Comey's word over Trump's 10 time out of 10. I agree that Comey looks much worse now then back then. But I think I was justified in saying it then, given what was known, and given that the issue was Trump's credibility versus Comey's."
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A. "But I think I was justified in saying it then..."
A psychologist, Jonah, would call that 'Gross rationalization to justify your action'

B. "But I think I was justified in saying it then, given what was known..."

What exactly was 'known', aside from the fact that Comey was politically and professionally corrupt?

Cute the way you label-deflect with 'tiresome pests'. You display no more character than Comey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., at May 16, 2023 05:53 PM (cALn2)

247 if his mother had listened to jonah, monica would have taken that blue dress to the dry cleaners.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:53 PM (B1FKF)

248 NRO pseudo-conservatives have for too long confused a simplistic concept of "the free market" with a country.

A country is a people, its land, history, traditions and way of life. The marketplace is something that can, if not screwed with too much, be used to make your country stronger.

But if you advocate sacrificing our land and its people to some abstract concept of international "free markets" to the point we just become China with a more diverse population, well then you're just an un-American twat.

Posted by: Zek at May 16, 2023 05:53 PM (5FPX4)

249 I kind of doubt it
Posted by: It's me donna

Yeah, I won't believe that unless Q tells me it's true

Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 05:53 PM (cPGH3)

250
240 when the camps come, people like jonah will be kapos lecturing the rest of us about our sins and errors. he might even lose some weight.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (B1FKF)

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If he’s in my camp, he gets the shiv the first week.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2023 05:54 PM (cMXNt)

251 Yeah, I won't believe that unless Q tells me it's true
Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 05:53 PM (cPGH3)

4 Chan

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:54 PM (bs+z0)

252 "Jonah Goldberg: "Tiresome Pests" Insist That I Finally, After Seven Years, Confess That I Was Wrong to Join My Very Good Friends on the Left In Pushing Hillary's Russiagate Hoax on America..." Ace of Spades

Jonah smirked just now - "I'm stealin' that!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2023 05:54 PM (+Cgut)

253 specifically CHOSE a "Russia" themed smear against DJT, hoping to take accusations about "Russia" off the table, as a supposedly toxic issue for everyone.

No coincidence HRC cut her teeth investigating Nixon.
Posted by: Zek at May 16, 2023 05:43 PM (5FPX4)

There's a reason Jerry Zeifman spoke out so strongly against her, and why Hillary's career went from Nixon to Arkansas with a notorious coonhound who never loved her. It's what happens when federal lawyers with talent let you know that they will never, ever recommend you for any major post. To this day, I'm surprised Trump never needled her over it.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (78UcJ)

254 McCarthy didn't reluctantly go against the Steele D. He wrote the book (literally) about the collusion against DJT.

Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ lobby at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (5DTn7)

255 The appropriate to this lying weasel Jonah Goldberg's protests that people have noticed he's a lying weasel, and he whines "that's not fair"---is--wait for it.

Sod off you silly little shmuck.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (cB7nX)

256 re 250: and then we get to sit shiva?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (B1FKF)

257 Does NR still have those ultra gay cruises?

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (n21lE)

258 Speaking of really fat people... didn't Chris Christie get lap band surgery years ago now, and he's STILL FAT?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (ssESX)

259 But if you advocate sacrificing our land and its people to some abstract concept of international "free markets" to the point we just become China with a more diverse population, well then you're just an un-American twat.
Posted by: Zek

International???? Those fucks piss themselves when you ask for the Fed to be audited.

Free-market, my poxy ass.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (jzzG8)

260 What exactly was 'known', aside from the fact that Comey was politically and professionally corrupt?

Cute the way you label-deflect with 'tiresome pests'. You display no more character than Comey.

Posted by: Mike H

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Yes, trust Comey who only a few months earlier gave his “no reasonable prosecutor” get out of jail free card to Hillary.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2023 05:56 PM (cMXNt)

261 NRO pseudo-conservatives have for too long confused a simplistic concept of "the free market" with a country.

NRO is the conservative David Burge "skin suit"

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2023 05:56 PM (+Cgut)

262 Rumor is the classified report includes recommendations for 30+ folks to be charged. "

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 05:52 PM (n21lE)

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"No reasonable prosecutor ..."

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 05:56 PM (0hzfo)

263 Rumor is the classified report includes recommendations for 30+ folks to be charged. "
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Note how all the good stuff on our side is always the stuff of rumor and speculation where the Uniparty just arrests and imprisons people whenever.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 05:56 PM (BXxcV)

264 258 Speaking of really fat people... didn't Chris Christie get lap band surgery years ago now, and he's STILL FAT?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (ssESX)

Well, they only did one lap…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2023 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

265 Sir we have Jonah Goldberg and David French up to the neck in concrete What now

Order moar concrete

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 05:57 PM (BRHaw)

266 BREAKING:

President Biden's trip across the globe in the middle of crucial debt ceiling talks will get cut short, in a sign debt talks have not progressed as quickly as he expected.

He will still leave for Japan to attend the G-7 summit on Wednesday - but will not be going to Australia and Papua New Guinea anymore, the White House said Tuesday.

Instead he'll return home to hash out the details of raising the nation's $31.4 trillion borrowing limit with congressional Republicans as the clock ticks down to June 1 - the potential X date when the Treasury could run out of funds to pay its bills.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 05:57 PM (AMIL/)

267 Does a fupa count as a vagina?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 05:57 PM (/xaUq)

268 There is a classified appendix. No idea what it contains.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 05:57 PM (OTzUX)

269 JmT: "Way too time here is spent on the likes of Goldberg and French. Insignificant figures."

While their significance may be limited, it's important to remind them. It's also more important to remind everyone else who hasn't heard of them or might hear of them in the future to know their history. Block the attempts at revisionist history so they cannot re-poison collective knowledge.

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. So, let's keep certain things in contemporary thought so as to delegitimize any return.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 05:57 PM (aXxgO)

270
If Trump didn't want to be gang-raped by Frau Gruppencankles and her minions, then he shouldn't have been out at all hours of the night in that miniskirt and fuck-me pumps.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2023 05:58 PM (n+4am)

271 Yeah, I won't believe that unless Q tells me it's true
Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 05:53 PM (cPGH3)

Make fun all you want- while I suspect Q was never actually more than a real life ARG, it was a major reason for the millions of people becoming familiar with the details of the Epstein conspiracy despite a desperate attempt to censor it. An Awakening, even if it wasn't the one we were promised.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 05:58 PM (78UcJ)

272 Saying Trump brought it on himself is the most disgusting thing in the whole sad screed.

Now do E Jean

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 05:58 PM (BRHaw)

273 I love the squeal of fail gas that escapes from the pretentious balloon of Jonah Goldberg's amour propre whenever he gets pricked with an inconvenient fact.

Posted by: Paco at May 16, 2023 05:58 PM (njExo)

274 The lap band thing seems to be a bad thing. I have hardly ever see it work for anyone. Lot of complications (or normal things when you essentially mess with how the body works.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 05:58 PM (/xaUq)

275 Does NR still have those ultra gay cruises?
Posted by: Montec

Ultra-gay? Is.. is there another kind?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 05:59 PM (jzzG8)

276 Where does Michael Flynn get his reputation back?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2023 05:59 PM (Q/iSk)

277 i got stuff to do, but to me the textbook definition of a real conservative is he says 'i didn't like trump but there was no way i could vote for hillary or biden" (especially when we realized that trump was the most conservative pro-american president since reagan)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 05:59 PM (B1FKF)

278 @266
I suspect they've lost faith in Joe's ability remain even remotely coherent with the additional travel and so are pulling back on the leash.

Posted by: Zek at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (5FPX4)

279 Does NR still have those ultra gay cruises?

It isn't gay if she has her balls under a skirt.

Posted by: David French at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (lc5cP)

280
Speaking of really fat people... didn't Chris Christie get lap band surgery years ago now, and he's STILL FAT?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM

That was one of the initial results of ObamaCare...free lap band surgery. Christie lined up early and busted those bands in mere hours. There's this thing Al Gore invented that will prove my allegation accurate.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (enJYY)

281 Jonah: "Nothing says 'Pest' more than people calling me out for being an idiot when I did nothing wrong - except, umm, repetitively making a complete idiot out of myself...other than that..."

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (+Cgut)

282 Why would recommendations for arrest be classified? It’s not like that info is top secret or vital to national security or whatever. Man, people on our side will fall for any and all bullshit only to be disappointed yet again, and again, and again.

As someone else noted, the left just arrests people. The right lives in a Fantasy world of classified arrest warrants. I

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (n21lE)

283 re 274: i think jerry nadler had the procedure done on him, worked miracles

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (B1FKF)

284 I have been a big critic of Goldberg even prior to his pinnacle of ‘Liberal Fascism’ . The main reason was all of his articles had to contain some equivocation of his Democrat criticism with Republicans. Every single article. And he was never ever funny.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

285 One of the more interesting aspects of this anti-climatic acknowledgement of the country's greatest scandal is that the "intelligence community" is skating on its lying, corruption and totalitarianism. It is just as culpable as the FBI, long known as an open sewer of incompetence, criminality and corruption.

And, one more time, every elected Republican who appropriates one penny to continue the FBI and IC as presently constituted is as much your enemy as Putin, Xi or any other foreign adversary.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (KSNKu)

286 Lucille Ball is the exception that proves the rule. Because after her the number of really funny women goes to zero mighty fast.

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There were some good ones in the 60s and 70s like Phyllis Diller, Lily Tomlin and Joan Rivers, even Carol Burnett.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (3JfbU)

287 270
If Trump didn't want to be gang-raped by Frau Gruppencankles and her minions, then he shouldn't have been out at all hours of the night in that miniskirt and fuck-me pumps.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2023 05:58 PM (n+4am)

I think AoS Style Guide calls those Come fuck-me pumps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (BRHaw)

288 The conservative media ghetto is obssed with tangents while the establishment media hands out millions to actual hacks like Anderson and Tapper.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (U7IvX)

289 Who takes Jonah seriously these days?

Posted by: mr tmz at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (rJ48h)

290 Adam Schiff
@RepAdamSchiff
1h

The Durham investigation was flawed from the start.

It began for a political purpose - to satisfy Trump. It resulted in two spectacular failures at trial. And ended with nothing to show for four years of effort.

Bottom line: FBI had a good reason to investigate - Durham didn’t.

https://tinyurl.com/3r6y46ac

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (NpAcC)

291 I saw Fat Stupid Tub of Lard open for They Might Be Giants at the Hollywood Bowl back in 2022....

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (V13WU)

292 Well at a certain point, systematically ignoring evidence starts to = manufacturing evidence. Just browsing the buffet of the unclassified report, there are jaw-dropping instances, repeatedly, of solid evidence (obtained by wiring people or other surveillance) just being disregarded, so that the idiotic "crime search" could continue.

And of course there will be no "report" on the *other* mega-scandal here: the Mueller operation. From its establishment, to every bit of its conduct, *and* its "oversight" by Rosie. And remember, not only would any intelligent worldly person have instantly recognized all of this, from the start, as ridiculous nonsense, the Mueller witch-hunt commissariat knew formally that there was no there there almost before their business cards were printed.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

293 McCarthy didn't reluctantly go against the Steele D. He wrote the book (literally) about the collusion against DJT.

Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ lobby at May 16, 2023 05:55 PM (5DTn7)

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Perhaps he initially bought into it (don't recall)?

Maybe because he assured us initially that all the good people at the FBI and doj were "straight shooters" of "high integrity" or however he vouched for them.

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (0hzfo)

294 284 I have been a big critic of Goldberg even prior to his pinnacle of ‘Liberal Fascism’ . The main reason was all of his articles had to contain some equivocation of his Democrat criticism with Republicans. Every single article. And he was never ever funny.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

LIBERAL FASCISM was plagiarized, too, but point taken.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (KSNKu)

295 Does a fupa count as a vagina?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Don't know. What I do know is collagen lips should be classified as face vagina. If they aren't already.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (iGfKR)

296 Jonah, the longer it takes to admit you were wrong the more it will hurt when you realize you're mensa level stupid too.

Posted by: crasey at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (IKX5a)

297 from what I remember before quitting Twitter, most of his tweets feature him fondling his dogs
Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 05:44 PM (geLO
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A dog is not a sandwich.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (wwiXd)

298 "I suspect they've lost faith in Joe's ability remain even remotely coherent with the additional travel and so are pulling back on the leash.
Posted by: Zek "

Nope. He's coming home to hash out the details. Kevin will be no match for his negotiating skills that have been honed thru 50 years of public service.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (iayUP)

299 Make fun all you want- while I suspect Q was never actually more than a real life ARG, it was a major reason for the millions of people becoming familiar with the details of the Epstein conspiracy despite a desperate attempt to censor it. An Awakening, even if it wasn't the one we were promised.
Posted by: trev006

Let me be honest. I believed. That thought that there may well be "patriots in charge" kept me sane.
They weren't. They weren't. I believe no more. We are now truly a banana republic.
I think Q was an op to keep competent people from taking action... seriously competent people. Not folks like me.

Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (cPGH3)

300 re 274: i think jerry nadler had the procedure done on him, worked miracles
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (B1FKF)
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That and the waders under his trousers...

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)

301 I love the squeal of fail gas that escapes from the pretentious balloon of Jonah Goldberg's amour propre whenever he gets pricked with an inconvenient fact.
Posted by: Paco
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Poetry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., at May 16, 2023 06:03 PM (y+Ith)

302 Jonah so fat, he sweats gravy

Posted by: DB - remove before flight at May 16, 2023 06:03 PM (geLO8)

303 There were some good ones in the 60s and 70s like Phyllis Diller, Lily Tomlin and Joan Rivers, even Carol Burnett.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (3JfbU)

Madeline Khan. Terri Garr.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:03 PM (/xaUq)

304 You better get back, honky cat
Living in the city ain't where it's at
It's like trying to find gold in a silver mine
It's like trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2023 06:04 PM (ssESX)

305
JmT: "Way too time here is spent on the likes of Goldberg and French. Insignificant figures."

While their significance may be limited, it's important to remind them. It's also more important to remind everyone else who hasn't heard of them or might hear of them in the future to know their history. Block the attempts at revisionist history so they cannot re-poison collective knowledge.

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. So, let's keep certain things in contemporary thought so as to delegitimize any return.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

Plus, making fat jokes about Jonah the Whale is fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 16, 2023 06:04 PM (n+4am)

306 Jonah is so fat he swallowed the whale

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 06:04 PM (lRky4)

307 Don't know. What I do know is collagen lips should be classified as face vagina. If they aren't already.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (iGfKR)

I hate the lip thing. Major turn off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:04 PM (/xaUq)

308 There are some funny young female standup comedians. Taylor Tomlinson is pretty funny. Most of the time. You have to cut her slack for some of her stuff, for talent.

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (V13WU)

309 300 re 274: i think jerry nadler had the procedure done on him, worked miracles
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 16, 2023 06:00 PM (B1FKF)
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That and the waders under his trousers...
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)
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He looks like Tweedle Dee hiding a colostomy bag.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (ssESX)

310 213 Does Jonah5 still hold the Assness chair at AEI?

jonah5?

Posted by: stella 511 at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (v3pYe)

311 290 Adam Schiff
@RepAdamSchiff
1h

Go put on Dianes skins suit
Parade around
Demand respect

PS and FUCK OFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (BRHaw)

312 Jonah is so fat he sweats donuts.

Posted by: Am I doing this right? at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (iayUP)

313 Gonad so fat Monsanto studied his sweat to engineer a new corn seed.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (jzzG8)

314 DailyWire:

Crossfire Hurricane agents regularly found themselves flummoxed by why they were being pushed aggressively by leadership brass to investigate something that seemed so weak. The agent who became “visibly upset” also said he had “felt like a fool” while investigating “dry holes,” but assumed that “somebody above them” knew of some solid evidence that he did not that guided their decision-making.

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (lJmG6)

315 Say what you will, but when I find certain messages unpleasant, I simply want them to go away. And I applaud those who make it so.

Posted by: Feel at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (1a8TS)

316 Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (NpAcC)

They're not even shameless. They are something else entirely.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (BXxcV)

317 Jonah is so fat he hides his principles in the fat rolls. That and chicken wings.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (iGfKR)

318 If he’s in my camp, he gets the shiv the first week.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2023 05:54 PM (cMXNt)

It's going to have to be a long one.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 16, 2023 06:06 PM (BdMk6)

319 Just watched a clip of Dan Goldman, little rich boy, abusing Townhall reporter Julio Rosas. Goldman is an epic ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 06:06 PM (lRky4)

320 Where does Roger Stone get his reputation back?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2023 06:06 PM (Q/iSk)

321 Is that a real story?

I read it on the internet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

"Yes. Our source vouches for it."

Posted by: FBI at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (Sv58p)

322 How about our own Gabe??

EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince · 12h
If you’re ok with the FBI breaking rules, lying and falsifying evidence you’re not the good guy.

Quote Tweet: Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor · 16h
One thing is very clear. Special Counsel Durham is way outside his mandate to make these findings and recommendations.

His mandate was to find and prosecute lawbreaking, not to pass judgment on the propriety of the FBI's Russia investigation.
twitter.com/JonahDispatch/...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (Vwz3I)

323 re: sidebar

I keep thinking- and I know this is asshole aetius- that a suicide is not a tragedy. I think of a tragedy as something that occurs to people through no fault of their own or in spite of the good things they did. Suicide is a choice. The tragedy is for all the people around them. She is a mommy blogger, how about her kids?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (/xaUq)

324 IllTemperedCur: "Plus, making fat jokes about Jonah the Whale is fun."

I suck at "Jonah So Fat/Stupid" jokes, so I leave them to all the local professionals. Doesn't mean I don't laugh, so good point.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (aXxgO)

325 Whatever happened to that Air National Guard E3 that had access to all of the CIA, FBI, State Department, US Army and DHS top secret sensitive compartmented information that even joe biden doesn't get to see?

Haven't heard a peep about him for quite some time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (ncXxy)

326 i think jerry nadler had the procedure done on him, worked miracles
Posted by: gnats

And he shit himself on TV because of it.
Check "dumping" associated with lab bands and/or gastric bypass.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (JXlGR)

327 When does Strzok get a 4am raid on his house?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (Q/iSk)

328 It began for a political purpose - to satisfy Trump. It resulted in two spectacular failures at trial. And ended with nothing to show for four years of effort.

Bottom line: FBI had a good reason to investigate - Durham didn’t.

https://tinyurl.com/3r6y46ac
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (NpAcC)
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Shitf writes for people with small attention spans and no abstract thinking.

Durham didn't convict Danchenko, sure. But it did get the FIB that they paid this guy as a source knowing that he was pushing lies. Since they were his "employer", they could refuse to press charges, which they did.

The "spectacular failure" was the FIB's. The only way to save the Dems' record was to admit they paid a guy a fortune to fib to them.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (krQz2)

329
A dog is not a sandwich.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

Let me be clear. It is true that a dog is not a sandwich, and is a thread to Our Democracy.

But a sandwich containing dog is delicious.

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (n+4am)

330 308 There are some funny young female standup comedians. Taylor Tomlinson is pretty funny. Most of the time. You have to cut her slack for some of her stuff, for talent.
Posted by: runner at May 16, 202 06:05 PM (V13WU)

Vagina Comedy month at Raw Dog was so unfunny I unlaughed. Maybe even now think 4 years of Pike House was unfunny.

Womens funny is anti-funny that cannot be used like anti-matter to go faster than speed of light.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (BRHaw)

331 How can you look 'through' blubber?
Asking for mostly-dead and over-rated music makers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

332 The agent who became “visibly upset” also said he had “felt like a fool” while investigating “dry holes,” but assumed that “somebody above them” knew of some solid evidence that he did not that guided their decision-making. Posted by: SMOD

Dry holes? Like HRC?

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (iGfKR)

333 One of my favorites.. Jonah so fat that after sex he smokes a ham

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (/6GbT)

334 Gabe is continuing to show why he was so ill suited to hang around with us louts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:09 PM (/xaUq)

335 His mandate was to find and prosecute lawbreaking, not to pass judgment on the propriety of the FBI's Russia investigation.
twitter.com/JonahDispatch/...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:07 PM (Vwz3I)
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Because lawbreaking wouldn't be a lack of propriety or nothing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:09 PM (krQz2)

336 The frustrating thing is how fast National Review and all its apparatchiks turned into such idiots. How often have they ben not just mistaken but the opposite side of right on major issues and events? Covington Kids, Pee Dossier, Wuhan Flu, Moving the Israeli embassy, it just goes on and on, like they specialize in specifically picking the wrong side of everything.

And I think that's what upsets them the most. They keep throwing darts and hitting their own foot, and everyone that mocks or calls them on it makes their ego hurt worse.

Goldberg himself is sitting around on a raggedy couch going "I used to be somebody! I got invited places!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:09 PM (0hOvj)

337 320 Where does Roger Stone get his reputation back?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2023 06:06 PM (Q/iSk)

Now do PDT and 75 MILLION voters!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:09 PM (BRHaw)

338 When does Strzok get a 4am raid on his house?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

When Pres. DeSantis deploys the first Domestic Tactical Exorcism Squad.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 16, 2023 06:09 PM (jzzG8)

339 331 How can you look 'through' blubber?
Asking for mostly-dead and over-rated music makers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (xcxpd)

Have to ask a whaler- if you can find one these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:10 PM (/xaUq)

340 Prolly been said before, but Steele Dossier sounds like an 80s metal band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trailer Trash Adjacent at May 16, 2023 06:10 PM (T/Lqj)

341 How about our own Gabe??

The lesson to be learned there is that politics us downstream from culture.

Gabe's culture was derived from public restrooms.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2023 06:10 PM (t/xAT)

342 His mandate was to find and prosecute lawbreaking, not to pass judgment on the propriety of the FBI's Russia investigation
______

Gabe Malor doesn't like Durham's conclusions so he rationalizes a way he can ignore them and still feel comfortable in his delusions about Trump/Russia. Bless his rotten heart.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2023 06:10 PM (Q/iSk)

343 333 One of my favorites.. Jonah so fat that after sex he smokes a ham
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (/6GbT)

*ponders*

It's silly, but I like it.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:10 PM (/xaUq)

344 Reading down comments sometimes you think you will never catch up

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:11 PM (xhxe8)

345 Gabe's culture was derived from public restrooms.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2023 06:10 PM (t/xAT)

Don't even need a petri dish

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:11 PM (BXxcV)

346
Now do PDT and 75 MILLION voters!
Posted by: rhennigantx

The 81million are feeling pretty stupid too!
(Don't know how many people cast the 81m though).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 06:11 PM (JXlGR)

347 Let me be honest. I believed. That thought that there may well be "patriots in charge" kept me sane.
They weren't. They weren't. I believe no more. We are now truly a banana republic.
I think Q was an op to keep competent people from taking action... seriously competent people. Not folks like me.
Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 06:02 PM (cPGH3)

That was part of it too, though I disliked people needing that kind of crutch. If it helps, seriously competent people are against the regime- the Trump Administration simply would not have been possible without NSA's Mike Rogers, among many others- but they wouldn't have been stopped by the Q ARG.

I suggest you work on your resilience, but do what you like. The future is now.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 06:11 PM (78UcJ)

348 the Mueller witch-hunt commissariat knew formally that there was no there there almost before their business cards were printed.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

Rhom, I would guess that less than.one in one a hundred of Americans today could give a semi succinct wrap up of the Mueller investigation.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (U7IvX)

349 Goldberg himself is sitting around on a raggedy couch going "I used to be somebody! I got invited places!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:09 PM (0hOvj)

Mohamet, uh, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (BRHaw)

350 Vagina Comedy month at Raw Dog was so unfunny I unlaughed. Maybe even now think 4 years of Pike House was unfunny.

Womens funny is anti-funny that cannot be used like anti-matter to go faster than speed of light.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (BRHaw)

that sounds like some low grade shit; don't go to low grade crap like that anymore.

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (V13WU)

351 Sorry, Jonah, you made the wine now you'll drink a cup, as our friend Jeff Lynne would say.

Ever since Ace gave Jonah the plagiarism beatdown, Jonah has simply dug himself an ever deepening hole.

Now both sides loathe him....

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (8/DeP)

352 Gabe's culture was derived from public restrooms.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Ouch. Gonna have to put some salve on that...

Posted by: MkY at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (cPGH3)

353 The agent who became “visibly upset” also said he had “felt like a fool” while investigating “dry holes,” but assumed that “somebody above them” knew of some solid evidence that he did not that guided their decision-making. Posted by: SMOD

Dry holes? Like HRC?
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:08 PM (iGfKR)

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Black holes > Dry holes

/too lazy to sock as #DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (no4lF)

354 McCarthy didn't reluctantly go against the Steele D. He wrote the book (literally) about the collusion against DJT.
Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ

Not in the beginning. O ly after several years did he write that book

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (pP9IH)

355 I admit to reading Jonah in the Wall Street Journal up until around 2015. Then they went full Never Trump and I canceled my subscription and didn't read him again. Same with Ann Coulter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2023 06:13 PM (pEsAa)

356 said he had “felt like a fool” while investigating “dry holes,” but assumed that “somebody above them” knew of some solid evidence that he did not that guided their decision-making.

And this is the main problem here. Even if you're a good ham and egger agent Out For Justice like Steven Seagal, you trust the system and your bosses to know what they are doing. I get it, there are a lot of times when you have to trust your boss, trust that they have the main case in hand, and that you going around to interview every dog groomer in town isn't simply punishment but actually is an important part of the case.

But how many times are you gonna fall for that, Charlie Brown?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:13 PM (0hOvj)

357 our own ???

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2023 06:13 PM (V13WU)

358 And of course there will be no "report" on the *other* mega-scandal here: the Mueller operation. From its establishment, to every bit of its conduct, *and* its "oversight" by Rosie. And remember, not only would any intelligent worldly person have instantly recognized all of this, from the start, as ridiculous nonsense, the Mueller witch-hunt commissariat knew formally that there was no there there almost before their business cards were printed.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2023 06:01 PM (OTzUX)

———-

Truly the definition of conspiracy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2023 06:13 PM (cMXNt)

359 Rhom, I would guess that less than.one in one a hundred of Americans today could give a semi succinct wrap up of the Mueller investigation.
Posted by: JmT

They came, looked, and leaked smears.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:13 PM (iGfKR)

360 314 DailyWire:

Crossfire Hurricane agents regularly found themselves flummoxed by why they were being pushed aggressively by leadership brass to investigate something that seemed so weak. The agent who became “visibly upset” also said he had “felt like a fool” while investigating “dry holes,” but assumed that “somebody above them” knew of some solid evidence that he did not that guided their decision-making.

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (lJmG6)

The explanation is simple. We in upper leadership had so much solid evidence against Trump that we could never free enough time on our schedules to brief it all to the grunt-level agents!

Posted by: James Comey at May 16, 2023 06:14 PM (AMIL/)

361 The frustrating thing is how fast National Review and all its apparatchiks turned into such idiots. How often have they ben not just mistaken but the opposite side of right on major issues and events? Covington Kids, Pee Dossier, Wuhan Flu, Moving the Israeli embassy, it just goes on and on, like they specialize in specifically picking the wrong side of everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:09 PM (0hOvj)

How do you not know this? They're not wrong by accident. They are the gatekeepers of the "conservative" movement, and any skeptical nationalists are therefore wrong thinkers who can safely be deplatformed by the regime.

They serve an important if degrading purpose, but their usefulness to the regime is rapidly dwindling. They don't have the credibility to lead even their own faction for much longer.

Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 06:15 PM (78UcJ)

362 Rhom, I would guess that less than.one in one a hundred of Americans today could give a semi succinct wrap up of the Mueller investigation.

I don't even remember what started it up. Its like the investigation that ended with Scooter Libby getting jail time, they knew EVEN BEFORE STARTING who the bad guy was, but did it just to find a fall guy and make Bush look bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:15 PM (0hOvj)

363 Christopher R Taylor: "The frustrating thing is how fast National Review and all its apparatchiks turned into such idiots. How often have they ben not just mistaken but the opposite side of right on major issues and events?"

Because they're not out to be truthful. I actually believe that now. They have their own narrative that isn't conservative. They're Party Republicans of Chamber of Commerce/WEF/Globalist intent. So they're not accidentally wrong this often as that doesn't happen since the ratchet almost always moves one way. You don't have that many intellectual accidents that contradict supposed and marketed philosophy. It's wholly purposeful, and it may well go beyond simply appeasing Big Funders.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:16 PM (aXxgO)

364 I've been calling them New Republic since the mid to late 00's. It was obvious they are scum.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2023 06:17 PM (BXxcV)

365 When does Strzok get a 4am raid on his house?
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With a pre-notified NewsMax camera team in attendance.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 06:18 PM (Vwz3I)

366 Every bastard involved in Russia! Russia! Russia! were involved in a demonstrable seditious conspiracy. Fuck that. It was an outright coup that finally succeeded when they got Biden over the finish line.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 16, 2023 06:18 PM (iGfKR)

367 The 81million are feeling pretty stupid too!
(Don't know how many people cast the 81m though).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 16, 2023 06:11 PM (JXlGR)

4,168,416 registered voters in AZ turned in about 400k SIGNED disputed ballots.

To have those approved and counted took less than 2 seconds per ballot.

About 3 or 4 x longer it takes to find and click on a button on a form.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:18 PM (BRHaw)

368 "Tiresome Pests" would be a good name for a really bad 80's cover band.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 06:20 PM (Q4IgG)

369 Are we surprised that Ari over there at MSNBC says Barr's prosecutor found no political bias and thus the probe has fizzled. iow, gooseeggs.

Posted by: micky at May 16, 2023 06:20 PM (3byMq)

370 You don't have that many intellectual accidents that contradict supposed and marketed philosophy. It's wholly purposeful, and it may well go beyond simply appeasing Big Funders.

I mean, it has to be, right? They cannot be this screwy and confused about EVERYTHING all the sudden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:20 PM (0hOvj)

371 Thanks, Mike Mike Hammer (301).

And may I say how much I admire both your fedora and that gorgeous blonde hanging on your arm.

Posted by: Paco at May 16, 2023 06:20 PM (njExo)

372 Rhomboid came up when Congress was in its glory. He's seen it devolve into corruption. Not hard to see the bitterness there.

Posted by: JmT at May 16, 2023 06:21 PM (U7IvX)

373 Speaking of Gabe Malor.

Interesting study here.

Straight men's physiological response to seeing gay dudes kissing is the same as seeing maggots.

https://tinyurl.com/3rk9csvs

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2023 06:21 PM (t/xAT)

374 I don't even remember what started it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:15 PM (0hOvj)
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Trump fired Comey, and Comey, disregarding the two potential perjurious accounts, released his notes "to get a special counsel appointed".

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:21 PM (krQz2)

375 How do you not know this? They're not wrong by accident. They are the gatekeepers of the "conservative" movement
______

A reminder that Rich Lowrey is a POS also. Whatever happened to him I wonder.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (Q/iSk)

376 Nood. Hits that are quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (/xaUq)

377 that sounds like some low grade shit; don't go to low grade crap like that anymore.
Posted by: runner at May 16, 2023 06:12 PM (V13WU)

menstruating people comedy month

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (BRHaw)

378 Jonah Blimpberg
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2023 05:13 PM (bs+z0)

“Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.”

Posted by: GlaDOS at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (ZSK0i)

379 Lost In Space: "Fuck that. It was an outright coup that finally succeeded when they got Biden over the finish line."

And that coup continues today as the protective bubble around Biden persists via a weaponized IC and, more darkly, DOJ.

Who is the most powerful person in government now? It isn't Biden; it's AG Garland. He's deciding law and against whom it will be applied.

What's the enforcer if not initiator of American coups? I'd lay my money on DOJ.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (aXxgO)

380 EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Adam Schiff Still Insists Trump Conspired With Russia After #DurhamReport Further Discredits
FBI Probe
1h
When asked by @EpochTimes about the Durham Report's conclusion of no collusion between Trump & Russia & whether the lawmaker stood by his claims to the contrary, Schiff said, "If you read Mr. Durham's report, what he said is that there wasn't evidence of collusion before they began the investigation. That's obviously a very important distinction." & ept.ms/
Schiffinsists

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (SrPpJ)

381 Nood.

Michelle Obama nee Robinson.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (Q4slo)

382 But how many times are you gonna fall for that, Charlie Brown?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 16, 2023 06:13 PM (0hOvj)
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Until I get my pension.

Posted by: FIB-ber at May 16, 2023 06:23 PM (krQz2)

383 There are some funny young female standup comedians. Taylor Tomlinson is pretty funny. Most of the time. You have to cut her slack for some of her stuff, for talent.
Posted by: runner at May 16, 2023 06:05 PM (V13WU)

I've only seen a little of her, but she seems like she's willing herself up to the liberal female comic of being foul and only speaking about sex.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

384 Who is the most powerful person in government now? It isn't Biden; it's AG Garland. He's deciding law and against whom it will be applied.

What's the enforcer if not initiator of American coups? I'd lay my money on DOJ.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 16, 2023 06:22 PM (aXxgO)

Nah. Its whoever decides day to day where the billions of aid goes to be stolen who has the real power. Garland is a stooge.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

385 Trump fired Comey, and Comey, disregarding the two potential perjurious accounts, released his notes "to get a special counsel appointed".
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2023 06:21 PM (krQz2)

But according to Comey, he started the notes to get the goods on Trump, his boss, secretly. So it started by Comey before firing.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

386 How do you not know this? They're not wrong by accident. They are the gatekeepers of the "conservative" movement, and any skeptical nationalists are therefore wrong thinkers who can safely be deplatformed by the regime.

They serve an important if degrading purpose, but their usefulness to the regime is rapidly dwindling. They don't have the credibility to lead even their own faction for much longer.
Posted by: trev006 at May 16, 2023 06:15 PM (78UcJ)

WFB could convince some that he was conservative while purging his opponents. His Diodachi can't purge though they'd like to and now can't even pretend to be conservative.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2023 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

387 I never bought into QAnon, just seemed like a fraud to me

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 06:29 PM (xhxe8)

388 Kathleen Madigan is by far the funniest woman comedian today. IMO one of the funniest comedians male or female.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2023 06:34 PM (MNhXM)

389 This is very late Ace, but it just seems to fit.

Jonah Goldberg often reposts his wistful commentary on the flick "Groundhog Day."

This NeverTumper hopes to wake up one morning to find that Trump turns out to be never.

Posted by: Pascal at May 16, 2023 10:37 PM (ILDO/)

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