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The Morning Report — 5/15/23

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Good morning, kids. So today's dumb link comes (yet again) from Dan Gelernter over at American Greatness. Gelernter has been spotty at best in his essays, and Hanson, Kelly and Billingsley aside, that site has been deteriorating in quality for a while now, IMHO. But that said, there is something to what he proposes that would be rather instructive to a whole swathe of society.

Realpolitik, as well as the inconsequential nature of the vice presidency aside, while RFK Jr. has been right about Chinese COVID and some first amendment issues, he was, is and by all indications unless he has a real come-to-Jesus moment, always will be a hardcore leftist ideologue. His even accepting the VP slot behind Trump is a whole other matter in and of itself.

But all that said, let's say for arguments sake that the two do in fact form a unity ticket. Putting aside the aforementioned issues with RFK Jr., and the reaction from both the Trump base and the disaffected Dem base, if indeed both men could articulate the reason for them coming together – and both are quite good in their own right at communicating – there is no doubt in my mind that they would lose in 2024. Not legitimately of course. In a free and fair contest, if not landslide, it would be a clear, unambiguous victory and a mandate, same as what was supposed to for sure happen in 2020 and quite probably to a lesser extent in 2022.

And this is perhaps the only reason I would support this ticket. Contra the title of Gelernter's essay "Trump-Kennedy – The Only Solution to Voter Fraud," the only thing that that ticket would succeed in doing is to absolutely prove to the unbelievers that the Democrat-Left Deep State, aided and abetted by their allies in Davos, Brussels and Beijing, as well as the frauds, stooges and flunkies in the GOPe, steal elections and that 2020 was indeed stolen. Perhaps that is cold swift Manolo-Blahnik jackboot to the groin and follow-on stomp on the head that this country needs to wake itself the fuck up. If it's not too late as it is.

And that leads is into the John Durham Report, which does nothing more than officially prove what we have all known now for the past six years, i.e that Trump colluding with Vladimir Putin was not only a complete smear, but that the FBI/DoJ colluded not only with Hillary Clinton but actually contracted KGB assets to concoct that smear for the dual purpose of sabotaging Trump in the 2016 election and preventing the Hillary Clinton e-mail/private server farm scandal from doing that to her.

So, it's been proven. Will that stop the propagandists from declaring it a nothing-burger? Of course not. Not only that, look who are the prime mouthpieces for the Deep State: none other than the actual rogue intel officers and apparatchiks themselves such as this Andrew Weissmann cancer.

I won't quote this piece of shit traitorous mutt. But think about it. Andrew Weissmann who really was the one leading the Mueller "Investigation" into Trump/Russia Collusion. Over two years of a dog and pony show meant to hobble PDT and bamboozle the public which in the end collapsed under its own weight of being a supermassive black hole of nothingness. Worse, it was a complete fraud and disinformation op and despite finding nothing, it was the alleged cause for a corrupt House to bring the first of multiple impeachment cases against Trump.

And now, after the Durham report reveals all of this as bullshit and more crucially his and his agency's culpability in perpetrating this abomination on the American people and the theoretical rule of law, this filthy cocksucker is on TV declaring the report to be a nothing-burger?! If that doesn't make your had explode, you've watched Scanners one too many times.

So, what's to be done? Josh Hawley has kind of the right idea:

“[A]fter today, the media doesn’t care,” host Jesse Watters said. “They think, yeah, we cheated, but you didn’t catch us. You didn’t put any of our people in jail. We put your people in jail. That must mean that you’re bad and we’re good, and we’re better at this than you. That’s the basic argument. The corrupt Justice Department didn’t indict the corrupt Justice Department. So we win, you lose. Thanks for playing. Let’s turn it over now to Josh Hawley, a member of the Judiciary Committee. What are we going to do now? Are we going to do another report, Senator?"

“There needs to be a lot more than reports, Jesse,” Hawley said. “People need to be prosecuted for this. The Clinton campaign and Hillary Clinton herself — is it any coincidence that she is tweeting about collusion at exactly the same time her campaign operatives are feeding this BS to the FBI? I don’t think so. There needs to be consequences for her and also for the FBI.”

“FBI leadership has clearly got to be changed,” he continued. “Jesse, I’m of the mind we need to end the FBI as we know it. It needs to be broken up. I mean, clearly, it has become corrupt. The leadership is corrupt. Talk to FBI agents in the field. I was doing in this past week. Great folks in my home state all over the place. But they are not served by this leadership. This leadership has become totally radically politicized, and we have got to change it.”

Senator, God love you, there aren't going to be any consequences for Hillary Clinton, or the FBI or anyone or any institution that perpetrated this on us. Calling for the FBI to be overhauled, broken up or even eliminated entirely is all well and good and quite justified. But it accomplishes nothing. It's not necessarily about institutions. It's about people. It's people from top to bottom who have demonstrated themselves to be both incredibly corrupt but so drunk on power and the singleminded obsession with accruing as much of it as they can, either for financial gain, ideology or a likely toxic combination of both that's the problem.

And while the DOJ and FBI got a 300-odd page sternly worded letter from John Durham, this happened:

The IRS on Monday removed the “entire investigative team” from its long-running tax fraud probe of first son Hunter Biden in alleged retaliation against the whistleblower who recently contacted Congress to allege a coverup in the case, The [NY] Post has learned.

The purge allegedly was done on the orders of the Justice Department, the whistleblower’s attorneys informed congressional leaders in a letter.

“Today the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) Criminal Supervisory Special Agent we represent was informed that he and his entire investigative team are being removed from the ongoing and sensitive investigation of the high-profile, controversial subject about which our client sought to make whistleblower disclosures to Congress. He was informed the change was at the request of the Department of Justice,” Mark Lytle and Tristan Leavitt wrote.

The whistleblower, who supervised the Hunter Biden probe since early 2020, hasn’t publicly identified the first son as the subject of the case he says is being brushed under the rug, but congressional sources confirmed it.

“On April 27, 2023, IRS Commissioner Daniel Werfel appeared before the House Committee on Ways and Means. He testified: ‘I can say without any hesitation there will be no retaliation for anyone making an allegation or a call to a whistleblower hotline.’ However, this move is clearly retaliatory and may also constitute obstruction of a congressional inquiry,” the lawyers went on.

“Our client has a right to make disclosures to Congress … He is protected by 5 U.S.C. § 2302 from retaliatory personnel actions—including receiving a ‘significant change in duties, responsibilities, or working conditions’ (which this clearly is) because of his disclosures to Congress.

“Any attempt by any government official to prevent a federal employee from furnishing information to Congress is also a direct violation of longstanding appropriations restriction. Furthermore, 18 U.S.C. § 1505 makes it a crime to obstruct an investigation of Congress,” Lytle and Leavitt wrote.

The whistleblower’s team added: “We respectfully request that you give this matter your prompt attention. Removing the experienced investigators who have worked this case for years and are now the subject-matter experts is exactly the sort of issue our client intended to blow the whistle on to begin with.”

The IRS and Justice Department did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Hunter Biden’s legal team and the White House also did not immediately respond.

The whistleblower’s representatives declined to comment further.
Hunter, 53, is under investigation for not paying taxes on millions in largely foreign-sourced income. . .

. . . The whistleblower was ousted from the investigation, along with an unknown number of subordinates, at roughly the same time as the Justice Department released a long-awaited report by special counsel John Durham detailing bias in the FBI’s investigation of former President Donald Trump’s alleged links to Russia.

The more than 300-page report dominated the evening’s news coverage.

The IRS whistleblower emerged last month when Lytle informed Congress that his client wanted to share information about “preferential treatment” in the Hunter Biden case and alleged false testimony to Congress by Attorney General Merrick Garland, who repeatedly assured lawmakers that Delaware US Attorney David Weiss can unilaterally make charging decisions in the investigation.

Leavitt, president of the group Empower Oversight, later joined as co-counsel.

The informant, who has yet to appear at the Capitol, already made disclosures to inspectors general at the Justice and Treasury departments. 

Just one week after the whistleblower stepped forward, Hunter’s attorneys met with Justice Department leaders in a sign that a charging decision may come soon in the tax fraud investigation that reportedly began in 2018.

NBC reported last month that there was “growing frustration” within the FBI over the fact that Weiss, a Trump administration holdover recommended to his post by Delaware’s two Democratic senators, had not yet brought charges against Hunter Biden after the bureau concluded most of its work last year.

Note: As we have learned, being a "Trump administration holdover" doesn't mean jack shit. The pool from which Trump had to pick in Delaware were all essentially Deep Staters and leftist operatives so no matter who he had in that slot wouldn't have meant shit. But it gives the propagandists a handy-dandy tool with which to use as both shield and cudgel. In any case, this just underscores the abject corruption that even abolishing the FBI and demolishing the Hoover Building, the DOJ and Langley are meaningless.

Our entire governmental system is infected with this rot, top to bottom and inside out. Maybe a Trump-Kenndey ticket is what we need if for no other reason than to prove that America has been overthrown and corrupted not only in 2020 but perhaps way before that.

Of course, you should take comfort in the fact that there's one group that's standing by to defend truth, justice and the American way:

Now comes Patriot Front, sallying forth from rented U-Hauls, complete with a military drumbeat, to provide a poor excuse for a White supremacist boogeyman in time for the 2024 election. A magical manifestation of the militant insurrectionists missing from the J6 event? Cue Biden’s pandering Howard University commencement address of May 13, 2023: 

After being -- no longer being Vice President, I became a professor at the University of Pennsylvania for four years. But in 2017, in Charlottesville, Virginia, crazed neo-Nazis with angry faces came out of the fields with -- literally with torches, carrying Nazi banners from the woods and the fields chanting the same antisemitic bile heard across Europe in the ‘30s. Something that I never thought I would ever see in America. Accompanied by Klansmen and white supremacists, emerging from dark rooms and remote fields and the anonymity of the Internet, confronting decent Americans of all backgrounds standing in their way, into the bright light of day. And a young woman objecting to their presence was killed.

And what did you hear? That famous quote. When asked about what happened, that famous quote. ‘There are very fine people on both sides.’ That’s when I knew -- and I’m not joking -- that’s when I knew I had to stay engaged and get back into public life. (Applause.) No, I -- I don’t say it for that reason. I say it for the journey. I don’t have to tell you that fearless pro-progress towards justice often meets ferocious pushback from the oldest and most sinister of forces. That’s because hate never goes away.  ...To stand up against the poison of white supremacy, as I did in my Inaugural Address -- to single it out as the most dangerous terrorist threat to our homeland is white supremacy.” (Applause.)

Three instances of “white,” to ensure the message was received. This was from the same Biden who courageously took on Corn Pop at the swimming pool during his lifeguarding career or who vouched to having been repeatedly arrested in South Africa in support of Mandela. He made a career out of pandering to whatever group he is interfacing with, and Black voters are no exception. The problem for Democrats is they have been increasingly bleeding Black supporters, for multiple reasons, including economics. Is there anyone who believes the economy will not be in rough shape come November 2024?

Was it a coincidence Biden outlined Democrats’ 2024 game plan on May 13, the day 150 to 200 Patriot Front puppets marched on Washington, 1.5 years prior to the next federal election? This designer cult might pass for refugees from a Mel Brooks movie, but this is the best excuse for a White racist mob currently able to be cobbled together. Biden is a career liar. The clearest tell he is lying is when he announces, “I’m not joking.” The Right never successfully refuted the Charlottesville narrative, which will be recycled continuously as part of a multipronged scheme. On May 14 Alejandro Mayorkas appeared on MSNBC to recite his assigned lines, another preview of coming attractions:

“In the terrorism context, domestic violent extremism is our greatest threat right now. Individuals are driven to violence because of ideologies of hate, anti-government sentiment, false narratives, personal grievances and regrettably we have seen a rise in white supremacy.” [One instance of “white.”]

It would be easy to dismiss and ignore Biden’s latest comments as more of the same from a serial plagiarist and prevaricator. But he has now been joined by an army of professional fabricators: Mayorkas, Lloyd Austin, Mark Milley, John F. Kirby, Karine Jean-Pierre, Merrick Garland, Janet Yellen, Jennifer Granholm, Pete Buttigieg, etc., who tell us night is day. Biden is no longer an amateur anomaly; the task at hand is too great for a single sophist. The lies we are fed have a purpose. To ignore where they obviously lead is a serious miscalculation. . .

. . . As the likelihood of a second Trump administration increases alongside a struggling economy, we should anticipate manipulation efforts will multiply exponentially, especially use of the term “White supremacy.” Antifa and BLM riots were allowed to fester, along with incidents such as the Kyle Rittenhouse prosecution, to precondition us for what lies immediately ahead. Al Sharpton’s impromptu retail race baiting in Crown Heights has been elevated to an organized, wholesale level.

I actually looked up and clicked on this Patriot Front website. I'm sure that act alone will have alerted me to the FBI but what they hell, they probably know me, as well as all of you, for just being here. In any case it's so slick it just reminds you of the thousands of professionally printed protest signs that take a few weeks to produce yet somehow magically appear seemingly overnight, right into the waiting hands of the Robert Creamer/Jan Schakowsky Central Committee Casting rent-a-thug goons who also miraculously appear from out of nowhere at SCOTUS, the Capitol or anywhere else something controversial (i.e. that doesn't go the Democrats way) happens.

Total fake site meant to get people to sign up and then get put on the Junta's "terrorist" watch list to be used in the next false flag "Whitmer Kidnapping plot" or J-6 phony insurrection as patsies.

Funny how they show up to protest Biden at Howard University but they never show up at MSNBC to harass Andrew Weissmann. Or to any of the mostly peaceful riots during the 2020 Summer of Love. Or to confront Antifa terrorists wherever they happen to show up. Funny that as the alleged premier group of "white supremacists" in the nation, and to crib/adjust a meme from the Lefties "bigger than the KKK, Aryan Nations and the American Nazi Party combined!," have yet to be targeted and hit with conspiracy charges from the FBI and DoJ. Hmm, head-scratcher, that is.

Dismantle the FBI. Pfft. The whole damn junta must be dismantled. Limb from limb.

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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (BRHaw)

2 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (qoGsy)

3 Thank you, J.J.!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (1n+EO)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (T4tVD)

5 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (fZw1/)

6 Italican I am

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (BRHaw)

7 Viva Italia!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (Vwz3I)

8 I JJ'd

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (BRHaw)

9 Irene.

I rene to the right!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2023 07:52 AM (1n+EO)

10 unusual_whales @unusual_whales · 14h
JUST IN: U.S. Virgin Islands issued subpoena to Elon Musk in Jeffrey Epstein case, per CNBC.

The subpoena was served to Musk on April 28. The document suggests that Epstein, a convicted sex offender, might have introduced Musk, one of the world's wealthiest individuals, to JPMorgan, per CNBC.

Elon Musk @elonmusk · 10h
This is idiotic on so many levels:

1. That cretin never advised me on anything whatsoever.

2. The notion that I would need or listen to financial advice from a dumb crook is absurd.

3. JPM let Tesla down ten years ago, despite having Tesla’s global commercial banking business, which we then withdrew. I have never forgiven them.

9:49 PM · May 15, 2023 · 1.2M Views; 3,095 Retweets; 344 Quotes; 24.2K Likes; 538 Bookmarks

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:53 AM (Vwz3I)

11 /i

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2023 07:53 AM (1n+EO)

12 In a couple of more years we will get confirmation that the 2020 election was fraudulent.

Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 07:53 AM (iayUP)

13 Mein Gott! Even the sock close-tags do nothing!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:53 AM (Vwz3I)

14 >>We put your people in jail. That must mean that you’re bad and we’re good, and we’re better at this than you. That’s the basic argument.

Well, that's the basic nuts and bolts of it, the question is, what are you and the other GOPe chuckle heads going to do about?

Oh, that's right, nothing, you are going to do nothing about, so f**k right off you pons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 07:54 AM (up/3i)

15 The New York Times has morphed into a subtler version of The Babylon Bee. From today's homepage for our national newspaper of record:

After Biden Predicted Chaos at the Border, a Quieter Than Expected Weekend
Paul Krugman askes: Why Are Americans So Negative About the Economy?
The Republican Embrace of Vigilantism Is No Accident
Gail Collins: Trump Cannot Be Unseen
How a Few Stories of Regret Fuel the Push to Restrict Gender Transition Care
Why Undocumented Immigrants Struggle to Receive Organ Transplants

No mention of the Durham Report on the crime of the century, but other news organizations are going with:

Durham found that the FBI acted too hastily

Report finds no deep-state plot

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 07:55 AM (RqMSv)

16 Saved by VIA in the comment box but I daren't look at the home page!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:55 AM (Vwz3I)

17 In a couple of more years we will get confirmation that the 2020 election was fraudulent.
Posted by: fd

Justice at last!!


And I do mean 'at last'. It's the last thing to be delivered - if at all, for us peons.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2023 07:55 AM (qoGsy)

18
If the Patriot Front website is large, doesn't explain anything, contains broken links, requires three-part validation and is incredibly persnickety, you can be sure it was put together by the government.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 07:56 AM (MoZTd)

19 As someone sagely put it, the only thing shocking about the Durham report is that it came out before we all dropped dead.

It will be a blip for a couple more days and then it will recede into the distance and Clown World will roll on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 07:57 AM (up/3i)

20 Thanks JJ !

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2023 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

21 Has one leftist website exposed a member of the Patriot Front group that marched? Surely some could be identified and doxxed.

If not, why not?

Also - the mask thing is done, nobody on the right would wear a mask based on principle alone, that's enough to disqualify this group as anything but a fed organization.

This is what Tucker had that they were so adament not be released. The J6 footage exposed a lot of feds, and they were afraid Tucker would reveal that. All the window busting, the gate tear downs... all done by feds.

I wouldn't be surprised if the cameras caught feds beating on capital police.

Posted by: Reality Man at May 16, 2023 07:57 AM (F8EhW)

22 Their are Dems in India??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 12 minutes
NEW: Dead woman wins local election in India

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:57 AM (Vwz3I)

23
RFK jr with Trump is a non-starter. Ridiculous even. Like a JFK/Oswald ticket.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 07:58 AM (enJYY)

24 12 In a couple of more years we will get confirmation that the 2020 election was fraudulent.
Posted by: fd at May 16, 2023 07:53 AM (iayUP)

Wis SC already said 2020 was illegal and fraudulent.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 07:58 AM (BRHaw)

25 The entire Biden Crime Family, complete with First Incest Ashley, was present yesterday to watch Penn flush another Biden from their system. All I can say is it must have been a great relief to the University.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 07:58 AM (CCFsy)

26 THERE are Dems...

Doh!

Okay, I'll make my coffee now.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 07:59 AM (Vwz3I)

27 RFK Jr has called for assassination of business people.

He is an idiot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:00 AM (BRHaw)

28 Uh, oh, Vlad...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 27m
NEW: China is renewing its push for massive infrastructure projects in Central Asia as Beijing aims to fill the vacuum left in former Soviet states by Russia

Mind you...

||China has announced a scheme to try to shift its culture towards childbearing and marriage as its four major cities declared their populations to be in decline for the first time.

Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen all recorded population declines for last year and the number of newborn babies across China fell to a record low below ten million.

The “new-era marriage and childbearing culture” is an ambitious attempt to alter the public view of marriage and family and create broad cultural change.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:00 AM (Vwz3I)

29 We've long passed the point where our universities are worth what we pay into them. This will become painfully clear to recent graduates when they have to start paying on their student loans.

With the advent of ChatGPT to do fake learning, for current students, all that's left is partying and, if in you're in the "elite" schools, networking.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 08:00 AM (RqMSv)

30 RFKJr isn't really a Democrat. PDT isn't really a Republican. If it could be the absurd little nucleus of a third party to break the stranglehold of the bullshit Uniparty, I'm all for it. Let it split up afterwards.

If you don't have a functional opposition party, you don't have a republic. And there isn't one single policy position or ideological tenet that makes a damn bit of difference against a one party state.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:01 AM (9UlRk)

31
h-h-happy uh,, h-happy saturday uhhmmm er'body!

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at May 16, 2023 08:02 AM (vwCZJ)

32 23
RFK jr with Trump is a non-starter. Ridiculous even. Like a JFK/Oswald ticket.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 07:58 AM (enJYY)


Of course it is, as an actual political ticket and/or administration.

My ONLY reason to support it (and support is a charged word) would be when the inevitable steal happens, it will open a lot of eyes and anger a whole new group of people who are already angry. Albeit for all the wrong reasons, but finally, for a right one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 08:02 AM (x0n13)

33
With the advent of ChatGPT to do fake learning, for current students, all that's left is partying and, if in you're in the "elite" schools, networking.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 08:00 AM (RqMSv)


Is "networking" what we used to call "partying"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 08:02 AM (MoZTd)

34 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

35 RFK Jr. has been right about Chinese COVID and some first amendment issues, he was, is and by all indications unless he has a real come-to-Jesus moment, always will be a hardcore leftist ideologue.


But is he DREAMY?!??

Cuz that's what's important to Karen. IS HE DREAMY!??!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

36 Coulda been First but them Italicans kept holding me back!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 08:05 AM (N3zMI)

37 Gee, I wonder what caused this??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW: Beijing LGBT advocacy group closed down without giving reasons

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:05 AM (Vwz3I)

38 "FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden"

We rate this statement to be 'True'

Posted by: Snopes at May 16, 2023 08:05 AM (1n+EO)

39 @15

>>Durham found that the FBI acted too hastily
Report finds no deep-state plot

Well, they seem to be going with a, hey the Republican controlled Senate Intelligence Committee found that the Russians materially interfered with the 2016 election, so can you really blame the FBI for acting with an abundance of caution?


Or alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 08:06 AM (up/3i)

40 Cuz that's what's important to Karen. IS HE DREAMY!??!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:05 AM (Zz0t1)

He sounds like someone ran pea gravel through a burr coffee grinder. And he looks like it, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:06 AM (9UlRk)

41 With the advent of ChatGPT to do fake learning, for current students, all that's left is partying and, if in you're in the "elite" schools, networking.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Is "networking" what we used to call "partying"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Nope. #1 son Received his MBA from a school considered among the elite. He said much of his time was spent at mixers and 'seminars' where the entire point was to meet with alumni and form those connections.

It worked, btw. He did have to overcome his mother and father's lack of name though.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2023 08:06 AM (qoGsy)

42 The Birdbath be full.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (1n+EO)

43 Thank you, JJ.

Praying.

Posted by: Traitor democrats, Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (0q+t6)

44 Will that stop the propagandists from declaring it a nothing-burger? Of course not.

Durham doesn't mean crap! Mueller report was accurate and the fact that Barr appointed Durham, also Barr would not let the full report from Moeller be released! Trump and Russia worked to interfere with the 2016 election! Mueller’s report was complete and people were caught lying for Trump!

Well Garland has gotten hundreds of convictions on various charges, ncluding the very difficult to prove seditious conspiracy. I believe Durham has had two cases that ended in acquittal. That’s it

Durham convicted a FBI agent of fabricating a report. Ex-FBI lawyer avoids prison after admitting he doctored email in investigation of Trump’s 2016 campaign

And comer "lost" his star witness With the blockbuster testimony. Conservatives need a spell of intense introspection. Pathetic ratfucking human beings who love stupid people. Without them they’d have to work for a living.

Accusing people of major crimes with absolutely no evidence, didn't used to be the done thing

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (NCgXW)

45 I read the content…. Amazingly girthy morning report, JJ!

IMHO, Trump-Kennedy is a bad bad idea. In a fair election I think Trump wins in a landslide with pretty much any decent VP pick; my personal preference: Kari Lake.

My silly reason for not wanting Kennedy (beyond the substance) is his voice is so distracting I almost can’t stand to listen to him…. Drives me nuts! I’m so deep, I know….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (hu7fu)

46 Yonder Horde. Looks like storms again in Bourbon Country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (Q4IgG)

47 "This video was about two things: worm poop and saying women shouldn't be forced to mud wrestle in order to sell beer. Neither of these things should be remotely controversial and we hope beer drinkers can appreciate the humor (and ridiculousness) of this video from back in March," the company said in statement Monday.
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The video wasn't funny, it didn't set out to be funny and it was far from ridiculous. Miller set out to make a political statement, and they succeeded with this video.

Own it, Miller. Be proud of your shit ad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (CCFsy)

48 But is he DREAMY?!??

Cuz that's what's important to Karen. IS HE DREAMY!??!
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An important part of Justin's voting base, especially the first time around.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:08 AM (Vwz3I)

49 Trump weaponizes FBI-Russia report he demanded to keep fighting the election that never ends.

Posted by: Commie News Network at May 16, 2023 08:08 AM (iayUP)

50 Well, the second a ChatBot can write scopes of work better than I can, I'll be out of a job.

I may have to open that hotdog stand sooner than expected.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 08:08 AM (up/3i)

51 "Wearing a mask is bad for you, actually."

I am surrounded by mask-wearing assholes here in my little corner of NE MA. I hope they all poison themselves.

Trump: Pro-Lifers Think DeSantis' 6-week Abortion Ban 'Too Harsh'"

Shut up, Don. Just STFU.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 08:08 AM (AW0uW)

52 And this is perhaps the only reason I would support this ticket. Contra the title of Gelernter's essay "Trump-Kennedy – The Only Solution to Voter Fraud," the only thing that that ticket would succeed in doing is to absolutely prove to the unbelievers that ... steal elections and that 2020 was indeed stolen.
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It would, but there's another problem that is probably more important. It would be the "solution to voter fraud" (and that is already the wrong construction - there is fairly little "voter fraud" but there is a tremendous amount of *election* fraud) in that it would make election fraud unnecessary in the first place. That's a loser of a ticket.

Who talks about "unity tickets" and sees such an idea as the maximally awesome political construction? Uniparty hacks. Nobody actually wants this. In fact, this shouldn't be possible. The parties ostensibly exist for a reason. If meaningfully opposed people - even if they are disaffected from their respective parties - can come together to run for office on a common platform, they aren't meaningfully opposed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:09 AM (DU+/6)

53 Today is National Barbecue Day!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

54 Worse, it was a complete fraud and disinformation op and despite finding nothing, it was the alleged cause for a corrupt House to bring the first of multiple impeachment cases against Trump.
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It was an excuse. It was a lie. They all knew it was a lie. They impeached Trump for it because of course they did. Why wouldn't they? It was the *purpose* of the lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:10 AM (DU+/6)

55 Given that we are seeing the DOJ publicly demand that the IRS stop investigating documented crimes in order to try and save a corrupt party, I don't see how the country survives.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2023 08:10 AM (lTGtQ)

56 You know, the left is pretty ridged in its ideology. The base pretty much toes-the-line and there's little dissent.

The right should adopt some of that and quit playing games with the so-called "hangers on" that fiddle about the edges of conservativism but never really embrace it.

The GOP is a prime example of "fiddling around the edges" but basically doing nothing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 08:11 AM (Q4IgG)

57 "Networking" means making friends with our Betters who will one day take their place in high-up positions in The Borg. That's why you go to an elite college.

The admissions departments at the elite college are throwing out objective measures, not just to admit minorities, but so they can pick who they want for their own subjective reasons. "Let a hundred flowers bloom, as long as they all lean Left." It's pre-screening for admission to The Borg.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 08:11 AM (RqMSv)

58 can come together to run for office on a common platform, they aren't meaningfully opposed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:09 AM (DU+/6)

If (emphatic if) the point of opposition is corruption, lawlessness, and the collision and coordination between the existing "rival" parties, it makes sense.

If it's just a vanity project, it's silly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:11 AM (9UlRk)

59 Now I see why those rank and file, ham and egger scum in service of the federales never come forward to rat on their even scummier, rat soup eating motherfucking federale bosses. It does nothing. Shame on them all.

Never Give Up Your Guns!

Rootin For Putin!

Abolish The democrat Deep State!

Free President Trump, Buffalo Guy And Danny Penny!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2023 08:12 AM (i0IO3)

60 It's also,
National Mimosa Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

61 Louisiana Gov. John M. Parker (D), who helped organize the lynchings, described Italians as “just a little worse than the Negro, being if anything filthier in habits, lawless, and treacherous.”

Dem on Dem violence be the bestest!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:12 AM (BRHaw)

62
In my state ~80,000 more ballots were cast then voters*. A couple more percentage points of a lead and the fraud becomes impossible.

Giving up and throwing an election to prove fraud is just wrong.

* The Secretary of State who 'certified' the election should have been tarred, feathered, and run out on a rail. Instead she was allowed to resign over some other trivial fvck up she made. She *had* to know someone was gonna eventually sue her ass for malfeasance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 08:12 AM (enJYY)

63 Who talks about "unity tickets" and sees such an idea as the maximally awesome political construction? Uniparty hacks. Nobody actually wants this.

Not true! Unity tickets that cross party lines are a favorite of LIV that don't actually vote, especially when you ask them in-between election seasons!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 16, 2023 08:12 AM (NCgXW)

64 Russiagate was used as the excuse to open a deep impeachment investigation of Trump because surely he had done some dirt somewhere. They couldn't find anything, so they tried to make it about Trump's obstruction.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 08:13 AM (RqMSv)

65 60 It's also,
National Mimosa Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

https://www.yelp.com/biz/
mimosa-girls-drag-brunch-costa-mesa

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:14 AM (BRHaw)

66 Even if Blinken does as Eric Holder did, and ignores the criminal contempt referral Congress will eventually issue to him, it helps in some small way to call out the bad guys. Even the feckless John Durham at least left a brown stain on the so-called characters of the DOJ/FBI leadership.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:14 AM (CCFsy)

67
He sounds like someone ran pea gravel through a burr coffee grinder. And he looks like it, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:06 AM (9UlRk)



I tried to get through an interview with him and couldn't. His voice is TERRIBLE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

68 “FBI leadership has clearly got to be changed,” he continued. “Jesse, I’m of the mind we need to end the FBI as we know it. It needs to be broken up. I mean, clearly, it has become corrupt. The leadership is corrupt. Talk to FBI agents in the field. I was doing in this past week. ..
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Sure, it's just "leadership." Whatever. Just do it. Work with members of your Party in the House. Whip votes in the Senate to hold the line and vote unanimously for - if not enough to pass - a budget from the House that defunds the DoJ completely. Use your political gopher-hole network to help coordinate the effort. Help the House - in public and in private - pass a zero-DoJ budget. Run interference for them on the Senate side. Go on TV and talk it up right to the people. Once that budget is passed, support a House recess to force the Senate's hand. Throw the ball to the junta, let the puppet veto it, then hold the damn the line.

Or, you know, just jawbone about it and bitch that there's only so much you can do when Republicans control only one half of one third of government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:14 AM (DU+/6)

69 If the point of your unity ticket is "why is everyone so mean and divided", it's imbecillic.

If the point of your unity ticket is "literally nothing else matters if we are forced into servitude to an unelected single party state", then it makes sense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:15 AM (9UlRk)

70 64 Russiagate was used as the excuse to open a deep impeachment investigation of Trump because surely he had done some dirt somewhere. They couldn't find anything, so they tried to make it about Trump's obstruction.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 08:13 AM (RqMSv)

This. Pretext. They figured they could find SOMETHING and this was the pretext they went with. My guess is they took it because Hillary! had already made noises about Russian involvement in the election and just rolled it all together to give it heft and cover.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 08:15 AM (zZu0s)

71 “Today the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) Criminal Supervisory Special Agent we represent was informed that he and his entire investigative team are being removed from the ongoing and sensitive investigation of the high-profile, controversial subject about which our client sought to make whistleblower disclosures to Congress. He was informed the change was at the request of the Department of Justice,” Mark Lytle and Tristan Leavitt wrote.
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Heh. Yellen just got cucked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:15 AM (DU+/6)

72 ======================
The video wasn't funny, it didn't set out to be funny and it was far from ridiculous. Miller set out to make a political statement, and they succeeded with this video.

Own it, Miller. Be proud of your shit ad.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (CCFsy)



At least they used real women and didn't force me to celebrate a man in womanface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:15 AM (Zz0t1)

73 NBC reported last month that there was “growing frustration” within the FBI over the fact that Weiss, a Trump administration holdover recommended to his post by Delaware’s two Democratic senators, had not yet brought charges against Hunter Biden after the bureau concluded most of its work last year.
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Hilarious that they think "Trump administration holdover" is something meaningful. Trump didn't have an "administration" to speak of. He had enemies within, but not an administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:16 AM (DU+/6)

74 ++++
Heh. Yellen just got cucked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:15 AM (DU+/6)




You be Yellen.......

Posted by: Run DMC at May 16, 2023 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

75 You know, the left is pretty ridged in its ideology. The base pretty much toes-the-line and there's little dissent.

Because they have no objective morality or values and heavily rely on their "church discipline" through the mechanism of out-grouping.

The only amount of freedom of expression and deviance from the established narrative is to take it to an even more extreme level of action and rhetoric.

They started in the school with Heather Has Two Mommies, but then someone brought in a six colored flag, then another took it up a notch to bringing in sex toys, then drag queen story hour, followed by field-trips to a gay sex club, currently we are in the XYs in the XX's locker rooms, next phase will be the kids handling adult genitalia, followed by actually participating in sex, then on to teachers as pimps to their catamite classroom.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 08:17 AM (YXHzG)

76 I like Josh Hawley a lot; he’s one of the good ones. But his comments on the FBI sound naive to me…. After the last 7 years, he only wants to remove the leadership?? Gonna have to go a lot farther than that, Josh. Just eliminate/defund/abolish

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:17 AM (hu7fu)

77 Own it, Miller. Be proud of your shit ad.

I will forever associate any Miller product with shit. Great marketing.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 08:18 AM (YXHzG)

78 Funny how they show up to protest Biden at Howard University but they never show up at MSNBC to harass Andrew Weissmann. Or to any of the mostly peaceful riots during the 2020 Summer of Love. Or to confront Antifa terrorists wherever they happen to show up.
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I don't know for sure, of course, but the whole thing smells like a front group. But who are they fronting? My best guess is one of the federal LE or IC outfits, but I suppose it's possible that it's a private creation of one of the "billionaire philanthropists."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:18 AM (DU+/6)

79 Given that we are seeing the DOJ publicly demand that the IRS stop investigating documented crimes in order to try and save a corrupt party, I don't see how the country survives.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2023 08:10 AM (lTGtQ)
=================
That it is so blatant tells you how absolutely unafraid the Junta is. There will be no punishment. There won't even be any serious controversy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:18 AM (CCFsy)

80 Just eliminate/defund/abolish
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:17 AM (hu7fu)



I say we PROSECUTE. So many laws were broken...I mean, treason anyone?

Punishable by death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

81 I like Josh Hawley a lot; he’s one of the good ones. But his comments on the FBI sound naive to me…. After the last 7 years, he only wants to remove the leadership?? Gonna have to go a lot farther than that, Josh. Just eliminate/defund/abolish

Like Issa and Gowdy, all bark, no bite. These are soundbites used in the campaign fund solicitation emails.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 08:20 AM (YXHzG)

82 Today is National Barbecue Day!
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

Saturday is always National Barbecue Day.

Posted by: dantesed at May 16, 2023 08:20 AM (88xKn)

83 I don't think there's much opportunity to wake any voters up to the big lie of American democracy.

Most of them already know. To be sure, there are no shortage of people voting on either side who believe that this is a democratic republic whose elected representatives are accountable to the public and the rule of law, and who work in a Constitutional framework that guarantees the rights of individuals and political minorities. Those people are credulous fools.

I think most people, though, understand that those haven't been the operative conditions of American government in the last 80+ years, and that it's all happy horseshit. They just continue to go through the motions of electoral politics because they know open acknowledgement of the truth about our corrupt, unaccountable regime would bring it crashing down, along with the consequences that attend the collapse of a global hegemon.

So, my theory is that they just perpetuate and play their role in the lie as a survival mechanism - few actually believe it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 08:20 AM (oINRc)

84 I like Josh Hawley a lot; he’s one of the good ones. But his comments on the FBI sound naive to me…. After the last 7 years, he only wants to remove the leadership?? Gonna have to go a lot farther than that, Josh. Just eliminate/defund/abolish
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:17 AM (hu7fu)
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His comment did indeed sound weak, even jarring.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:20 AM (CCFsy)

85 Note that the pulitzer prize was awarded for the Russia collusion hoax. Something knowingly false. I guess that's what the prize always was - for the most useful lies.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 08:21 AM (bfyic)

86 I say we PROSECUTE. So many laws were broken...I mean, treason anyone?

So which corrupt agency will take the crims to which corrupt court to be tried by corrupt prosecutors?

This is why there is the 2A. We are supposed to be the judge, jury and executioner.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 08:21 AM (YXHzG)

87
I've been watching election returns on a state by state basis for over two decades now. It's always six states with a margin of victory of as little as 10,000 votes to maybe as high as 200,000 that decide the Electoral College winner.

So you don't have to cheat too hard to win those states. But if you have a 'Dream Team' running against a future President Harris there is no way to generate enough fraud to beat a 10 point advantage. We're not completely Venezuela yet.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 08:21 AM (enJYY)

88 My AM routine is not complete unless there's fresh coffee and the Morning Report. And as usual JJ, you speared the snake in the head with this post. Bravo!

Posted by: Tracy at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM (X2f7N)

89
So you don't have to cheat too hard to win those states. But if you have a 'Dream Team' running against a future President Harris there is no way to generate enough fraud to beat a 10 point advantage. We're not completely Venezuela yet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 08:21 AM (enJYY)



They just manufactured 20 million ballots........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

90 Glowie on post 86

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM (0Qrr3)

91 Margot Robbie > Margot Cleveland

https://tinyurl.com/58rkt6v5 > https://tinyurl.com/2p84nk4x

Posted by: Moron Math at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM (NCgXW)

92 “FBI leadership has clearly got to be changed,” he continued.

He mispronounced "dismantled".

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM (bfyic)

93 They just continue to go through the motions of electoral politics because they know open acknowledgement of the truth about our corrupt, unaccountable regime would bring it crashing down, along with the consequences that attend the collapse of a global hegemon.

Its not We The People, it is going to be foreign investment, foreign diplomats and foreign industries who consider the FUSA too corrupt, incompetent and unreliable to be partners in any endeavor.

Right now, the FUSA is the unpopular kid whose mom straps meat to him so at least the dogs will play with him.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 16, 2023 08:24 AM (YXHzG)

94 @87 I agree.

People will hopefully wake up when things break, and some things will break in the next 12 months, just looking at Known Unknowns.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 08:25 AM (RqMSv)

95 Glowie on post 86
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM (0Qrr3)

Ruben Hick has been around for some time. I would also guess quite a few of us have also came to that conclusion.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 16, 2023 08:25 AM (89Sog)

96 I like Josh Hawley a lot; he’s one of the good ones. But his comments on the FBI sound naive to me…. After the last 7 years, he only wants to remove the leadership?? Gonna have to go a lot farther than that, Josh. Just eliminate/defund/abolish
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:17 AM (hu7fu)


If Hawley were serious in any sense of the word, he would not be flapping his stupid mouth on teevee. He would be doing everything that Joe Mannix delineated above, ignoring the completely corrupt media and using every budgetary and parliamentary trick in his bag.

He would be acting, not talking. Which tells me all I need to know about how committed he is to fighting the junta. He's "vote harderer!" in an expensive suit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 08:26 AM (AW0uW)

97 (1977: Telefon, 2023: Terefon - jjs)

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:27 AM (BRHaw)

98 So, it's been proven. Will that stop the propagandists from declaring it a nothing-burger?
_________

That is the first line of a bad link. Just comes back here.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 08:28 AM (TgBWG)

99 ... I think most people, though, understand that those haven't been the operative conditions of American government in the last 80+ years, and that it's all happy horseshit. They just continue to go through the motions of electoral politics because they know open acknowledgement of the truth about our corrupt, unaccountable regime would bring it crashing down, along with the consequences that attend the collapse of a global hegemon. ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 08:20 AM (oINRc)
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Yup. It's like a definition of stage hypnosis that I once saw. It was along the lines of "Effective stage hypnosis is when the performer and the audience agree to play make-believe together." It's also basically applicable to American election (and probably a lot of other places, too).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:28 AM (DU+/6)

100
He would be acting, not talking. Which tells me all I need to know about how committed he is to fighting the junta. He's "vote harderer!" in an expensive suit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 08:26 AM (AW0uW)



"SHHHHHH!!!!! Don't tell anyone. Now, if you send us $25, we have 2000x match and your money will go STRAIGHT to DEFEATING the Biden Agenda!"

- - - - The RNC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

101 So you don't have to cheat too hard to win those states. But if you have a 'Dream Team' running against a future President Harris there is no way to generate enough fraud to beat a 10 point advantage. We're not completely Venezuela yet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 08:21 AM (enJYY)


They just manufactured 20 million ballots........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM


Because of covid. Two state supreme courts have ruled their states conducted an *illegal* election in 2020 by changing the election laws as written due to covid policies. They didn't rule the election invalid though, just that the elections were in violation of state laws, that is why they were able to pull an extra 20 millions votes out of their hats.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 08:28 AM (ncXxy)

102 MSM here not playing it up even though white shooter, claiming random targets, omits church location. [see quote below]

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 15h
🚨#UPDATE: New footage shows a male suspect that killed four people and injured two police officers at the church in Farmington, New Mexico Police later killed the suspect

https://tinyurl.com/ymb667rr
[no violence shown]

"18-year-old man armed with at least three guns fired randomly in northern NM town, killing 3 and wounding 6."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:29 AM (Vwz3I)

103 To be brutally honest, anything short of "a la lanterne" is gonna sound too weak.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:29 AM (9UlRk)

104 The bus just left.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:29 AM (BRHaw)

105 The book Shattered is about Hillary's failed campaign to break the glass ceiling. It's actually pro-Hillary and paints it as tragic.

Near the end of the book it reveals Hillary's plan, formulated right after her loss, to use Russiagate to geld Trump in office.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 16, 2023 08:29 AM (RqMSv)

106 The bottom line, and the solution, are clear as a bell. Abolish the civil service "reforms" and return to the spoils system. The President can fire ANYBODY.

But I'm afraid you can't get there from here.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 08:31 AM (TgBWG)

107
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:27 AM (BRHaw)



You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/lpMdVGo4Bis

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

108 104 The bus just left.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:29 AM (BRHaw)

Yeah, I feel like that all the time lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 08:32 AM (zZu0s)

109 Thinking people such as Josh Hawley could actually, you know, do something instead of running their mouth is cute.

In the current political climate the GOP has been completely neutered. Even if a low level politico like Hawley made some moves to defund or censure some agency/person(s) it'd go nowhere. Because the GOP doesn't want it to.

Yes, they also have no balls.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 08:32 AM (Q4IgG)

110
Because of covid. Two state supreme courts have ruled their states conducted an *illegal* election in 2020 by changing the election laws as written due to covid policies. They didn't rule the election invalid though, just that the elections were in violation of state laws, that is why they were able to pull an extra 20 millions votes out of their hats.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2023 08:28 AM (ncXxy)



Key takeaway here: They didn't rule the election invalid.


They will do it again. And again...and again as they did in 2022.

We're not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

111 The bottom line, and the solution, are clear as a bell. Abolish the civil service "reforms" and return to the spoils system. The President can fire ANYBODY.

But I'm afraid you can't get there from here.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 08:31 AM (TgBWG)

My pipe dream is a truly unitary executive. No staffers. No cabinet. The executive branch is the president, and only the president. And whatever that one person can't accomplish in a given work day simply doesn't get done by the federal government that day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:33 AM (9UlRk)

112 Barr is correct about chaos.

Chaos to him is not having a Jeb!@# or a Hilldog or a Uncle Joe that can be led by the Deep State like a trained donkey. They need a weak sister that will bend to the demands of the media, the Chamber of Commerce, and the Catholic Charities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:33 AM (BRHaw)

113 The bottom line, and the solution, are clear as a bell. Abolish the civil service "reforms" and return to the spoils system. The President can fire ANYBODY. ...
Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 08:31 AM (TgBWG)
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Completely concur. The concept of the "professional civil service" came about because of the corruption of the spoils system. The president would install his cronies at all levels. A lot of them were corrupt and virtually nobody was honest. The professional civil service was supposed to fix that by decoupling civil service employment from the president himself and imposing universal standards.

The problem is that, as we see, it didn't work. The civil service is still corrupt and incompetent. It is also, thanks to institutional hiring preferences over time, universally aligned in one overtly political direction. There is an extra downside: it is unaccountable to the public. At least with the spoils system, kicking out the head man will cause a downstream purge of the bureaucracy. Even that indirect check is now gone and *nothing* dig them up. The spoils system has at least that one benefit over the professional system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:34 AM (DU+/6)

114 Sean Davis
@seanmdav
6m

In A Healthy ‘Democracy,’ John Brennan Would Already Be In Prison

https://tinyurl.com/38vczj77

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

115 Morning Horde , thx JJ. The retail sales figure just announced and they're a lot worse than expected. In fact bed shitting worse
Joey's economy is heading for the crater

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (lRky4)

116 In a healthy democracy, there wouldn't even be a John Brennan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (9UlRk)

117 @seanmdav
6m

In A Healthy ‘Democracy,’ John Brennan Would Already Be In Prison

https://tinyurl.com/38vczj77
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (NpAcC)



What would happen in a Constitutional Republic, which is what we are?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

118 45 I read the content…. Amazingly girthy morning report, JJ!

IMHO, Trump-Kennedy is a bad bad idea. In a fair election I think Trump wins in a landslide with pretty much any decent VP pick; my personal preference: Kari Lake.

My silly reason for not wanting Kennedy (beyond the substance) is his voice is so distracting I almost can’t stand to listen to him…. Drives me nuts! I’m so deep, I know….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:07 AM (hu7fu)


He sounds like Susan Estrich being choked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (x0n13)

119 don't let a few bad apples spoil the broth

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (us2H3)

120 In fact bed shitting worse
Joey's economy is heading for the crater
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (lRky4)



My lawyers will be in touch.

Posted by: Amber Heard at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Google is celebrating 100 influential asians and Pacific islanders today. Gookle? Denounces self.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (lz5hY)

122 Thinking people such as Josh Hawley could actually, you know, do something instead of running their mouth is cute.

In the current political climate the GOP has been completely neutered. Even if a low level politico like Hawley made some moves to defund or censure some agency/person(s) it'd go nowhere. Because the GOP doesn't want it to.

Yes, they also have no balls.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 08:32 AM (Q4IgG)


I understand and absolutely agree with you. My point, badly made, is that his vomitus is all you're going to get. No action, nothing but useless bloviating to fool the rubes into voting harder next year because "it's the most important election EVAH!"

Yeah, not falling for that again. Voting GOP at this point is a sick joke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (AW0uW)

123 ... Yes, they also have no balls.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 08:32 AM (Q4IgG)
++++
That's a piece of it. Cowardice is certainly a factor and an important one. There is another: they have knowledge. They know what they themselves have done.

We live in a system with overtly political spy agencies. The politicians are universally corrupt and monstrous in their own dealing and they all know it. These people all know what their rap sheets look like and they also know - or at least strongly suspect - that some spook somewhere *also* knows it. By extension, the politicians know that if they step out of line, they'll be destroyed by those rap sheets because the spies *will* use them publicly to perform take-downs.

Most of them are corrupt. Most of the non-corrupt (or not particularly corrupt) are cowards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (DU+/6)

124 They think, yeah, we cheated, but you didn’t catch us. You didn’t put any of our people in jail. We put your people in jail. That must mean that you’re bad and we’re good, and we’re better at this than you. That’s the basic argument.

Jesse Waters is not wrong.

Oh, good morning and Happy Birthday JJ!

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (pwExq)

125 114 Sean Davis @seanmdav 6m
In A Healthy ‘Democracy,’ John Brennan Would Already Be In Prison

https://tinyurl.com/38vczj77
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

In a healthy "democracy" John Brennan would have been on the FBI's enemies to watch list in case of war with the USSR.

Instead he not only becomes a CIA agent but rises to the top slot in the corporation!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (x0n13)

126 Before Trump's CNN Tour de Force he declared the USA Deep State THE greatest enemy facing America.
Trump had it right. Perfectly right.
Deplorable Nation needs Trump to declare a Deep State Reduction in Force(RIF) promise that motivates Trump Nation ...something like a 50 percent reduction would be a good place to start.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (OcxYp)

127

He sounds like Susan Estrich being choked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (x0n13)



I read this as "diseased ostrich."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

128 Andrew Weissmann
@AWeissmann_
20m

Why does anyone care what John Durham thinks about FBI policies? He’s never worked there and that is not his remit or expertise. Bottom line: he lost both of his crim cases and found no vast left-wing conspiracy against Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

129 Morning Horde , thx JJ. The retail sales figure just announced and they're a lot worse than expected. In fact bed shitting worse
Joey's economy is heading for the crater
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (lRky4)
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That can't be! I just saw a segment from one of the big cable news nets (I forget which one) about how America is staving off recession because people are out shopping! That it's the power of the American Consumer (tm) that is holding recession at bay!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (DU+/6)

130
I think the organization was Judicial Watch which just forced Pennsylvania to strike ~1,000,000 names from voter lists. Just three counties.

Gonna be tough for the (D)'s to replace them. Almost impossible. Pennsylvania is back in play.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 08:39 AM (enJYY)

131 121 Google is celebrating 100 influential asians and Pacific islanders today. Gookle? Denounces self.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (lz5hY)

LOL! I can't condone that as thread-winner-worthy but I did laugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 08:39 AM (x0n13)

132 And that's why Hillbilly Elegy by JD Vance is a good read. He talks about all that networking, how one professor helps him through it. And you can see how hard it is for a working class person to fit into that world.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2023 08:39 AM (u7leW)

133 Why does anyone care what John Durham thinks about FBI policies? He’s never worked there and that is not his remit or expertise. Bottom line: he lost both of his crim cases and found no vast left-wing conspiracy against Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

The very definition of Ad Hominem

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:39 AM (9UlRk)

134 The best part of the Durham Report is that it cost us MILLIONS for 300 pages that accomplish nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Government in action, baby. MAKE IT BIGGER.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

135 Moreover, the federal government collected $5.1 trillion of revenues in 2022, while interest on the debt was $775 billion, or roughly 15% of revenues. This reveals that the federal government has plenty of money to service its debt and trillions more for other expenses.

Debt interest of 770 BILLION is more than the Biden Administration requested $715.0 billion in discretionary budget authority for DOD in FY2022.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:39 AM (BRHaw)

136 unfortunately, I wont live long enough to see Andrew Weissmann get cancer of the prick

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 08:40 AM (us2H3)

137 129 The trouble is they're shopping for beans and rice and using the credit card.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 16, 2023 08:40 AM (lz5hY)

138 @AWeissmann_
20m

Why does anyone care what John Durham thinks about FBI policies? He’s never worked there and that is not his remit or expertise. Bottom line: he lost both of his crim cases and found no vast left-wing conspiracy against Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (NpAcC)



"You can't comment on the military because you never served!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Everyone see this clip of the "Patriot Boys" when their "job" was done?

https://tinyurl.com/e72cm7fm

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 08:40 AM (EtqYz)

140 Most of them are corrupt. Most of the non-corrupt (or not particularly corrupt) are cowards.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (DU+/6)
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If the non-corrupt folks (a diminishing number at this point) attempt to correct things, they know that the Deep State will be mobilized to destroy them, regardless of how incorruptible they might be. They know that the court of public opinion and manufactured evidence can break them easily.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (YIVH2)

141 Bobby Kennedy on any ticket would be a target rich environment (no bullets either). Drug use , abuse of women, the fact that most of the country can't stand the Kennedys and his conspiracy theories , even though some may be true, would give the propaganda ministries an easy target

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (lRky4)

142 @AWeissmann_
Why does anyone care what John Durham thinks about FBI policies? He’s never worked there and that is not his remit or expertise. Bottom line: he lost both of his crim cases and found no vast left-wing conspiracy against Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:38 AM (NpAcC)
++++
I don't have to be a filmmaker to know when a film is bad.
I don't have to be an artist to know when a painting sucks.
I don't have to be an author to know when a book is lousy.
I don't have to be a lawyer to spot lawlessness.
I don't have to be a cop to spot corruption.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (DU+/6)

143 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (MMtvg)

144 wonder if they got Special Prosecutors in Moscow ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (us2H3)

145 The "Patriot Front" members also managed to get their own subway cars (or 3 cars apparently), had the entire subway platform empty when they entered (both coming and going) and no one can show where they got on or off.

We have media and twitterers that can find the cousin of some 7th tier Trump tv production assistant at any given time, but these "Terrorist White Supremacist" were able to do this traveling without anyone getting footage, besides the staged march. How convenient.

I'm guessing their subway car was similar to how after a Yankee game ends they have cars set up just to pickup people leaving the game, the FBI probably has their own cars that pickup right after their false flag operations.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (vsa2N)

146 Ooop, sorry Red, i chopped off the Twitter handle and made it look like i was quoting you!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (9UlRk)

147 IMO voter fraud for 2024 is already a done deal as hardly any state has done anything to stop it and most of the swing states went to the Marxists in 2022.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (fZw1/)

148 The key words are "to a degree". Just because we had to make up evidence about Russian collusion doesn't mean he wasn't colluding with Russia. He was just so good at hiding it!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at May 16, 2023 08:42 AM (CaJIi)

149
Joey's economy is heading for the crater

I can't even remember the last time I stood in line and the person paid with a credit card that *took* on the first try. They usually have to dig for a second credit card.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 08:42 AM (enJYY)

150 A ZOD SIGHTING!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

151 gookle

leally not vely frunny ha ha

Posted by: 100 Most Influential Asisans at May 16, 2023 08:42 AM (BRHaw)

152 Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert · 11h
Why would they ask for a delay of 66 years if everything is as they said?

This needs answering!

nationalfile.com
FBI Asks Judge to Delay Seth Rich Laptop Release for 66 Years
The FBI is asking a federal court to reverse its order that demanded the bureau to disclose information from a laptop belonging to Seth Rich.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:43 AM (Vwz3I)

153 Glowie on post 86
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 16, 2023 08:23 AM (0Qrr3)
Ruben Hick has been around for some time. I would also guess quite a few of us have also came to that conclusion.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 16, 2023 08:25 AM (89Sog)

Concur on both.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2023 08:44 AM (i0IO3)

154 FBI Asks Judge to Delay Seth Rich Laptop Release for 66 Years
The FBI is asking a federal court to reverse its order that demanded the bureau to disclose information from a laptop belonging to Seth Rich.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:43 AM (Vwz3I)
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It's probably a good thing I'm not a judge because I'd demand the FBI to release the laptop in the next 66 seconds or someone is going to jail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2023 08:44 AM (YIVH2)

155 What would happen in a Constitutional Republic, which is what we are were?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
-

FIFY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 08:44 AM (EtqYz)

156 nationalfile.com
FBI Asks Judge to Delay Seth Rich Laptop Release for 66 Years
The FBI is asking a federal court to reverse its order that demanded the bureau to disclose information from a laptop belonging to Seth Rich.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:43 AM (Vwz3I)




As if that thing hasn't been destroyed and launched into space already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

157 "Now this is what the Lord Almighty says: “Give careful thought to your ways. "

Haggai 1:5

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (OTvdu)

158 @133

>>The very definition of Ad Hominem

From a 40k foot view, he's not wrong.

Durham, at the end of the day, recommended no indictments, made no recommendations for reforms, named no bad-actors, etc.

His report is largely a Seindfeld episode, a whole lot of nothing.

And that's essentially how it will be regarded and absorbed and treated in the larger political zeitgeist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (up/3i)

159
FIFY
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 08:44 AM (EtqYz)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

160 You silly right-wingers and your fantasies of dismantling the Deep State. Go right ahead and dismantle or defund, we dare you.
When your in cuffs next to your J6 buddies for insurrection , trying to overthrow the government because that is what we say you are doing and the press regurgitates it, then what?

Better come up with a different plan.

Posted by: Susan Rice at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (IlL6s)

161 139 Everyone see this clip of the "Patriot Boys" when their "job" was done?

https://tinyurl.com/e72cm7fm

(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 08:40 AM (EtqYz)

Best part of video is that the fucking escalators are broken just like when I was there in 2008 thru 2016.
ha

Posted by: 100 Most Influential Asisans at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (BRHaw)

162 I sound like a broken record but the next Republican president should get the undercovers and informants to safety and then sump the entire FBI database onto the Web. Nuke it from orbit, so to speak. It cannot be reformed. The Praetorian guard ended up being destroyed by unita of the Roman army. The FBI is too dug into everything.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (lRky4)

163 In A Healthy ‘Democracy,’ John Brennan Would Already Be In Prison

https://tinyurl.com/38vczj77
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:36 AM (NpAcC)
=====================
But in our "Democracy", it takes an act of bravery for Harsanyi to write this essay and the Federalist to publish it. Look what happened to Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (CCFsy)

164 Bobby Kennedy has Kennedy teeth; Kennedy teeth look a lot like a blue crab's mandibles.

Bobby Kennedy is a blue crab.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (MMtvg)

165 That is the first line of a bad link. Just comes back here.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 08:28 AM (TgBWG)

Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (ZCCyW)

166 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (BRHaw)

167
Trump needs a massive Deep State Reduction in Force plan ready to go day one AND a sedition /treason grand jury team and venue ready to rock and roll.....a both ends against the middle invasion of The Deep State. Day One.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (OcxYp)

168 People still want to know: if you get head from Chelsea Clinton, does it count as anal??

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (Tdm2H)

169 You're sending mixed messages, Susan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (zZu0s)

170 @laurenboebert
Why would they ask for a delay of 66 years if everything is as they said?
This needs answering!

nationalfile.com
FBI Asks Judge to Delay Seth Rich Laptop Release for 66 Years
The FBI is asking a federal court to reverse its order that demanded the bureau to disclose information from a laptop belonging to Seth Rich.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:43 AM (Vwz3I)
++++
Why? I can think of three reasons:
1. They lied and don't want to have those lies be made public because that generate headaches
2. Truthfulness aside, it's still a big mess and they don't want it back in discussion regardless
3. Because fuck you, that's why. I am unaccountable and above reproach. Who are you to make demands? You're nothing.

It could, of course, be all three.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (DU+/6)

171 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 16, 2023 08:47 AM (z99Zw)

172 Mornin’, All.

So Durham finally released his report. Big deal. It’s the equivalent of Steiner arriving by himself at the bunker in a golf cart, armed with a slingshot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 08:47 AM (uLZl0)

173 101 - In the key swing steal states they now all have dem governors and SoS (and in WI now a dem Supreme Court), save GA (where Kemp and ratburger are GOPe)…. What kind of miracle allows your or my favorite republican to win those states? I’m usually an optimist but I just don’t see a path. Best case scenario in 2024 is Trump barnstorming the country with even more massive rallies than 2020 and stomping all over a drooling Brandon in any debates necessitating an obvious steal to all but the comatose … the wake-up scenario JJ describes

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:47 AM (hu7fu)

174 The Praetorian guard ended up being destroyed by unita of the Roman army. The FBI is too dug into everything.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (lRky4)

Units of the Roman army comprised mostly of Goths and Huns....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:47 AM (9UlRk)

175 164 Bobby Kennedy has Kennedy teeth; Kennedy teeth look a lot like a blue crab's mandibles.

Bobby Kennedy is a blue crab.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (MMtvg)

This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
-King Arthur

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 08:48 AM (zZu0s)

176 ZOD.

**makes obeisance**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 08:48 AM (AW0uW)

177 As if that thing hasn't been destroyed and launched into space already.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Ah, yes. The fourth reason that I didn't consider: they don't have it. They *can't* release it because they destroyed the evidence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:48 AM (DU+/6)

178 Best part of video is that the fucking escalators are broken just like when I was there in 2008 thru 2016.
ha
Posted by: 100 Most Influential Asisans at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (BRHaw)
=================
Amazing how well coordinated that is. Someone at the FBI had to work hand in glove with the Metro security people to make certain the cops were their to protect the glowie retreat. Cross-agency cooperation is, as we keep hearing, difficult.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:49 AM (CCFsy)

179 Happy Tuesday, everyone! Now to read the articles.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 16, 2023 08:49 AM (4olE8)

180 I'm going to hand out stickers outside of polling places that say "I Didn't Vote".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:49 AM (9UlRk)

181 He sounds like Susan Estrich being choked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (x0n13)

I LOL’d!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 16, 2023 08:49 AM (hu7fu)

182 how does a man become an Andrew Weissmann ?

I can somehow understand crooks

even drug dealers

and sure, whores

but who gets off being such a quisling

and yes, permanent DC is manned by quislings

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 08:49 AM (us2H3)

183 So which corrupt agency will take the crims to which corrupt court to be tried by corrupt prosecutors?

Here's hoping for many flights to the tropics.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2023 08:50 AM (CaJIi)

184 I meant to write "dump the FBI database" and it came out "sump the FBI database". The typo is better

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:50 AM (lRky4)

185 Units of the Roman army comprised mostly of Goths and Huns....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:47 AM (9UlRk)
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Maybe better expressed in the reverse? Goths and Huns composed much of the Roman legions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:50 AM (CCFsy)

186 Units of the Roman army comprised mostly of Goths and Huns....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:47 AM (9UlRk)
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We're safe! Drag queens.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 08:50 AM (EtqYz)

187 Good morning, Hordelings.

*tries to think of uplifting words*
*shrugs and returns to coffee mug*

Posted by: Doof at May 16, 2023 08:50 AM (0dJLW)

188 I was the world's most influential Asian Pacific Islander. Alas, I passed on in 2007.

Posted by: Zombie Don Ho at May 16, 2023 08:50 AM (Nn3xT)

189 As if that thing hasn't been destroyed and launched into space already.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)
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Ah, yes. The fourth reason that I didn't consider: they don't have it. They *can't* release it because they destroyed the evidence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 08:48 AM (DU+/6)
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This is almost certainly the most likely explanation. And of course they cannot admit this in federal court as that would reveal even more corruption to the public. Not to mention there may be actual legal consequences for destroying evidence without a proper chain of custody allowing for it to be destroyed. Which they cannot produce.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (YIVH2)

190 zerohedge @zerohedge · 45m
Home Depot Plunges After Worst Revenue Miss In 20 Years, Slashes Guidance; Blames Weather, Lumber And Faltering Consumer [Demand]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (Vwz3I)

191
Walmart self-checkout machines ask for tips.

tinyurl.com/7eshmer8

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (MoZTd)

192
If the (D)'s knew with a certainty they could steal the next election they wouldn't give a single shit about Trump on CNN stealing the show.

They know President Harris is not a get-out-the-vote candidate. Not without a massive infusion of 'walking around' money.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (enJYY)

193 >>180 I'm going to hand out stickers outside of polling places that say "I Didn't Vote".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:49 AM (9UlRk)

No.

You're going to hand out stickers outside of polling places that say "ZOD IMPERIAL."

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (MMtvg)

194 Rep. Matt Gaetz Calls for Defunding Radio After NPR Affiliate Airs Louis Farrakhan Speeches
_________

A bit late, but I'm all for it.

That said, here in NC, we have the good kind. All classical, all the time. All Mozart; no Marx. The way it 'spoze to be.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (TgBWG)

195 and yes, permanent DC is manned by quislings
Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 08:49 AM (us2H3)

The feeling of safety and security you get by learning a skill, getting a good job, making a good living, paying your mortgage and other bills on time, and just generally working towards a stable, predictable, responsible, safe life?

Men like him get that feeling from tenderly suckling on the imperial ballsack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:52 AM (9UlRk)

196 @182

>>how does a man become an Andrew Weissmann ?

Typically, it starts at an Ivy League school and rolls on from there as you get homogenized and pasteurized into the Deep State collective.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 08:52 AM (up/3i)

197 > @laurenboebert
Why would they ask for a delay of 66 years if everything is as they said? This needs answering!

_____________

She's part of that so-called "Freedom Caucus" that made noise about McCarthy being speaker, right? The caucus that claimed they were getting primo committee assignments? The caucus that claimed "they'd get shit done?"

Yea... about all that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 16, 2023 08:52 AM (Q4IgG)

198 Durham, at the end of the day, recommended no indictments, made no recommendations for reforms, named no bad-actors, etc.

His report is largely a Seindfeld episode, a whole lot of nothing.

And that's essentially how it will be regarded and absorbed and treated in the larger political zeitgeist.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 08:45 AM (up/3i)

Durham is a sack of shit. A sack of particularly vile, useless, Deep State shit. Prosecutor ? Investigator ? He is neither. Durham is An historian . At best.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 16, 2023 08:52 AM (OcxYp)

199 People still want to know: if you get head from Chelsea Clinton, does it count as anal??
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Liz Halliburton Corporatist whores at May 16, 2023 08:46 AM (Tdm2H)

Ummmmmmmm...Yes.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2023 08:53 AM (i0IO3)

200 The most influential Asian Pacific islander of the last 100 years was probably Hirohito. How'd that work out. Or maybe Mao. Not so good either

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:53 AM (lRky4)

201 Maybe better expressed in the reverse? Goths and Huns composed much of the Roman legions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:50 AM (CCFsy)

Huns were usually used as auxiliaries or straight mercs. Depends on the era. The goths kind of moved between comprising some of the proper legions and fighting as allies/auxiliaries/mercs.

It was a mess after Adrianople.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 08:53 AM (zZu0s)

202 You're going to hand out stickers outside of polling places that say "ZOD IMPERIAL."
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (MMtvg)

Well, yeah, of course, but it won't say that until they've put it in their pocket and it warms up from body heat and the ink changes color.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:53 AM (9UlRk)

203 Went to the Daily Mail to see if there wasany news about the New Mexico shooting.

Nothing there. That story totally buried.

But got this news - Pence is going to run for President.

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 08:54 AM (pwExq)

204 What departing CDC boss Rochelle Walensky is telling the people."

FUCK YOU ALL

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:54 AM (BRHaw)

205 nationalfile.com
FBI Asks Judge to Delay Seth Rich Laptop Release for 66 Years
The FBI is asking a federal court to reverse its order that demanded the bureau to disclose information from a laptop belonging to Seth Rich.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:43 AM (Vwz3I)
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No valid "national security" claim, even. Simply arguing it would be politically embarrassing. Murdering Seth Rich tells you, again, the junta is unafraid of repercussions, and now they openly expect a court to bless hiding their motive.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:54 AM (CCFsy)

206 I wonder how many sermons this weekend will be about bearing false witness and how the tongue can destroy. Seems quite timely, no?

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 08:54 AM (bfyic)

207 FBI Asks Judge to Delay Seth Rich Laptop Release for 66 Years

Was 66.6 years too obvious?

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2023 08:54 AM (CaJIi)

208 The most influential Asian Pacific islander of the last 100 years was probably Hirohito. How'd that work out. Or maybe Mao. Not so good either
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:53 AM (lRky4)


Ichiro

Posted by: Doof at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (0dJLW)

209 "Trump: Pro-Lifers Think DeSantis' 6-week Abortion Ban 'Too Harsh'"

====
Trump appointed Chris Wray to the FBI
He put Fauci in charge of the COVID 19 response.
He put Mark Milley as head of the joint chiefs.

He endorsed Oz
He endorsed Romney.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (i7Q7S)

210 181 He sounds like Susan Estrich being choked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (x0n13)

can't be done, my friend

Posted by: John Holmes at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (us2H3)

211 But got this news - Pence is going to run for President.
Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 08:54 AM (pwExq)

M!KE PLEASE CLAP

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (BRHaw)

212 >>Well, yeah, of course, but it won't say that until they've put it in their pocket and it warms up from body heat and the ink changes color.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:53 AM (9UlRk)

A "ZOD ring." It tells you when you're in the mood to enslave Aztecs and eat babies.

Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (MMtvg)

213 Units of the Roman army comprised mostly of Goths and Huns....
-----------
Him Kaiser, Herman! [Roman centurion pointing at a cowering Claudius]

Ja.Ja! [nodding vigorously]

Hail, Caesar! Hail, Caesar! Hail, Caesar! [all]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (Vwz3I)

214 Woke & Broke: Leftwing Publications Like 'Vice' Are Failing Left and —Well, Left
_________

Obvious solution: the Feral Gummint will collect a subscription fee from all of us, and distribute it fairly and equitably among all publications. With of course the exception of those which spread misinformation and H8.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 08:56 AM (TgBWG)

215 Walmart self-checkout machines ask for tips.

tinyurl.com/7eshmer8
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (MoZTd)
*******
How about giving the customers a 20% discount off their purchases for doing the job that the clerks are suppose to.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

216 No valid "national security" claim, even. Simply arguing it would be politically embarrassing. Murdering Seth Rich tells you, again, the junta is unafraid of repercussions, and now they openly expect a court to bless hiding their motive.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:54 AM (CCFsy)

The 'coup' has already happened. This is them trying to mop up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 08:56 AM (zZu0s)

217 A "ZOD ring." It tells you when you're in the mood to enslave Aztecs and eat babies.
Posted by: ZOD at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (MMtvg)

(It's just a gold ring with "DO IT" engraved on it in Olmec)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (9UlRk)

218 Also learned on the DM that the IRS pulled the whole team looking at Hunter Biden's case off the job because a whistleblower said they were covering it up.

That sounds suspiciously like news. Not even conservative commentators in the US are reporting that.

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (pwExq)

219 207 FBI Asks Judge to Delay Seth Rich Laptop Release for 66 Years


the FIB asking a DC judge involves a few winks

judge wil make 65 years, just to be fair

Posted by: John Holmes at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (us2H3)

220 We need one of those statute of limitations extensions like they used to go after the Catholic Church so that the next Administration can prosecute the coupsters. Back to 2015 or so.

Posted by: Candidus at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (Ya7DW)

221 The most influential Pacific Islander has to be Don Ho singing Tiny Bubbles.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (qhbCT)

222 That sounds suspiciously like news. Not even conservative commentators in the US are reporting that.
Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (pwExq)

doesn't seem like a big deal to me

Posted by: Archy Cocks at May 16, 2023 08:58 AM (us2H3)

223 JJ, today Corrupt Lying Joe will again publicly claim he's more Jewish than you or anyone else in the World. It happens at least once every year he is illegitimate POTUS.

From Joe's Official Schedule for May 16

4:30 PM EDT White House East Room
The President, The First Lady, and The Second Gentleman deliver remarks at a celebration of Jewish American Heritage Month; The Vice President attends.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 08:59 AM (AMIL/)

224 ZOD.

**makes obeisance**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 08:48 AM (AW0uW)
===================
I think he expects more than the usual middle finger salute. Maybe a reserved "ZOD Only" lane on 50 East, over the bridge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 08:59 AM (CCFsy)

225 Pacific Islander is not Asian. It's not even close to Asian. It's as close to Asian as Italian or Cree are. Why in the hell is it lumped in with Asian?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 08:59 AM (9UlRk)

226 The most influential Pacific Islander has to be Don Ho singing Tiny Bubbles.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (qhbCT)


The most influential Pacific Islander movie is, of course, "Donovan's Reef".


Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (gmo/4)

227 Trump--Kennedy . I'd vote for it.

Then again I'd vote Trump and Joe/Jane Shit the Rag Person.

It's Trump now. Trump in 2024, Trump Forever.

He is a loose cannon ----and The Marxist fear him like a vampire fears The Cross. He is OUR weapon and They fear him. Yugely. Now Trump is some kind of pissed off ....pissed off Trump(like Ace) is The Best Trump.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (OcxYp)

228 4:30 PM EDT White House East Room
The President, The First Lady, and The Second Gentleman deliver remarks at a celebration of Jewish American Heritage Month; The Vice President attends.
Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 08:59 AM (AMIL/)
================
Hilarious that everyone talks, even Jilli, but Harris is relegated to "attends".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (CCFsy)

229 Sisu in action!

zerohedge @zerohedge · 2h
Newly-Launched Finnish Nuclear Plant Sees Electricity Prices Plunge By 75%

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:01 AM (Vwz3I)

230 Blowing a whistle only works if someone who hears the whistle comes to your assistance to stop the crime in progress.

America has an abundance of whistle-blowers.

It even has a fair number of whistle-hearers.

Unfortunately, it has a paucity of whistle-responders.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2023 09:01 AM (Gf3mx)

231 The most influential Pacific Islander movie for boobies is, Mel Gibson's "Bounty".

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:01 AM (gmo/4)

232 66 years? By then, whoever is in charge of this landmass, good, bad, or indifferent, will have released most of the crap that's hidden from us, simply to discredit the ancien regime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 09:02 AM (oINRc)

233 The most influential Asian Pacific islander of the last 100 years was probably Hirohito. How'd that work out. Or maybe Mao. Not so good either
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2023 08:53 AM (lRky4
++++
One of the most influential Asians of the last 100 years is Shuji Nakamura, who figured out how to effectively mass-produce effective, high-output gallium nitride (GaN) LEDs, which made blue LEDs possible, which made white LEDs possible, which made broad-spectrum, tunable LEDs possible, which made general-purpose LED lighting possible. His work work on commercially-viable GaN for lighting alse made other GaN products possible - the most important of which is in power conversion and delivery. GaN-based AC/DC transformers are small, lightweight, highly-efficient and cool. GaN power transformers are a massively important piece in the energy efficiency puzzle, especially for consumer devices that need low-voltage power delivery (laptops, cell phones, game consoles, etc.).

I wonder if he's on the list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 09:02 AM (DU+/6)

234 That sounds suspiciously like news. Not even conservative commentators in the US are reporting that.
Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (pwExq)
===============
Which may be why JJS made it the center-piece to his editorial this morning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:02 AM (CCFsy)

235 "The purge allegedly was done on the orders of the Justice Department, the whistleblower’s attorneys informed congressional leaders in a letter."

Next logical step will be arresting the innocent, including Trump himself perhaps. No reasonable (mafia) AG/prosecutor would indict anyone that is inside the junta, but everyone (that gets in the way) outside the junta.

They needed to send a strong message that no matter how treasonous/seditious the crimes the whistleblower reveals with solid evidence, there will only be retaliation against whistleblowers. They want "us" demoralized and in fear.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (Cus5s)

236 Just imagine if Tucker were still on Fox when this report dropped.

Seems a shame he isn't there anymore.

Lucky break for the Left.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (1n+EO)

237 215 Walmart self-checkout machines ask for tips.

tinyurl.com/7eshmer8
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2023 08:51 AM (MoZTd)

the tony grocer in Great Barrington MA asks you to round up to fund the local lefty causes

they don't ask me much now

*old man scowl*

Posted by: Archy Cocks at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (us2H3)

238 American Thinker has a piece making the case that the whole QAnon thing was a intelligence pysop as it gave Democrats a boogieman and kept conservatives doing nothing with “Trust The Plan” (which morphed into Trust The Science).

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (lJmG6)

239 With the release of the Durham Report, it is now abundantly clear that Donald Trump, an innocent man, was the subject of a widespread, fraudulent defamation campaign run by the Democrats, the media, and the federal government. Trump didn't deserve the treatment he got, and it is also clear that Biden is not the legitimately elected President. Trump - an innocent man - is still being persecuted to this day.

In light of this, it is unbelievable to me that not one major GOP figure is saying, straight-up, that the 2020 election was stolen and that DJT should be POTUS today. In fact, there are people circling his supposed political corpse looking to leapfrog him and become POTUS in 2024 without acknowledging the fraud that took place over the last seven years. That includes DeSantis.

I'll tell you right now - if this continues, and the GOP remains being hellbent on 'moving on', ignoring this, and thinking that it's OK - I'm sitting out the 2024 election. Either Trump runs uncontested, or I'm staying home. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (fXEAc)

240 Hiding Seth Rich laptop is to protect the Deep State who did him in

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (fZw1/)

241 Rob Schneider @RobSchneider · 17h
Bud light sales has just been surpassed by Camp Lejeune bottled water!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (Vwz3I)

242 Stylebook needs updating. The suffix "pence" must be preceded by prefix-"Judas".

Posted by: Take Out the Trash at May 16, 2023 09:04 AM (Nn3xT)

243 Which may be why JJS made it the center-piece to his editorial this morning.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:02 AM (CCFsy)


We're reading the content now?

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 09:04 AM (pwExq)

244 I wonder if he's on the list.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 09:02 AM (DU+/6)

One of his grad students was on my dissertation committee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:04 AM (9UlRk)

245 I just took a look at that Patriot Front site, in incognito mode.

Hilarious.

I love how the author of their "manifesto" couldn't keep himself from using words like "collective" (what is "collective liberty", by the way?) and the quote blocks interspersed through the text included such conservative luminaries as Andrew Jackson and Charles Lindbergh.

Posted by: Pastafarian at May 16, 2023 09:04 AM (JKwSi)

246 Gee, I wonder what caused this??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
NEW: Beijing LGBT advocacy group closed down without giving reasons
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 08:05 AM (Vwz3I)

second look at the CCP?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 16, 2023 09:04 AM (nXhwP)

247 One of his grad students was on my dissertation committee.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:04 AM (9UlRk)
++++
Sounds stressful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (DU+/6)

248 The most influential Pacific Islander movie for boobies is, Mel Gibson's "Bounty".
Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:01 AM (gmo/4)
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*Makes note.*

When Joshua Slocum sailed his little boat around the world he mentioned several times how much he enjoyed the Tahitian ladies style of dress and welcoming attitudes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (CCFsy)

249 Not even conservative commentators in the US are reporting that.

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 08:57 AM (pwExq)

The NY Post had it yesterday.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (ZCCyW)

250 241 Rob Schneider @RobSchneider · 17h
Bud light sales has just been surpassed by Camp Lejeune bottled water!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (Vwz3I)


Love Canal here we come!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (x0n13)

251 Ringworm fungus is ubiquitous, universal, nay omnipresent. It is present in soil and on surfaces. Most spread is not via direct person to person contact. Two reported cases of a new strain does not constitute an epidemic. Drug resistance is relative. It can occur in winter (sweaty moist feet in dirty socks providing the warm moist environment) as well as in summer. Beyond that, the experts cited in the article engage in much speculation about the purported dangers, susceptible population, causes and links to so-called global warming.

tl:dr version: Lighting your hair on fire is not an effective cure for ringworm.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (kXYt5)

252 @234

>>Which may be why JJS made it the center-piece to his editorial this morning.

Top Stories at CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS are about Ukraine.

They do have smaller entries for "The Durham Report" on their main pages, but those will slide off by Thursday, Friday the latest and be gone from the general milieu of horribleness in less than a week.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 09:06 AM (up/3i)

253 tl:dr version: Lighting your hair on fire is not an effective cure for ringworm.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (kXYt5)
++++
Lotrimin, however, is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 09:06 AM (DU+/6)

254 When Joshua Slocum sailed his little boat around the world he mentioned several times how much he enjoyed the Tahitian ladies style of dress and welcoming attitudes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (CCFsy)

Topless Hugs FTW

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:06 AM (9UlRk)

255 Maybe the dotard will pull his dick out and say "look, I was circumcised this morning, jack. I'm as Jewish as a breakfast bagel, and if'n ya didn't vote fer me, you're a goy! Scrozzle Tov!!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 09:06 AM (oINRc)

256 tl:dr version: Lighting your hair on fire is not an effective cure for ringworm.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (kXYt5)

More of a palliative, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:07 AM (9UlRk)

257 American Thinker has a piece making the case that the whole QAnon thing was a intelligence pysop as it gave Democrats a boogieman and kept conservatives doing nothing with “Trust The Plan” (which morphed into Trust The Science).
Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (lJmG6)
===============
QAnon = "Patriot Front"

Also, 4 17 62 Z 901

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:07 AM (CCFsy)

258 Google Co-Founder Larry Page Vanishes as Authorities Try to Subpoena Him in Jeffrey Epstein Investigation
________

It's just a matter of time before he doesn't hang himself.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2023 09:07 AM (TgBWG)

259 Ringworm is no more a worm than sweetbread is a bread.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:07 AM (kXYt5)

260 I'll tell you right now - if this continues, and the GOP remains being hellbent on 'moving on', ignoring this, and thinking that it's OK - I'm sitting out the 2024 election.

As I repeat ad nauseam - both Cruz and Paul awared medals of bravery to the scum who murdered Ashli Babbit. Neither of them have explained why or apologized to this day.

Cruz called J6 an 'insurrection' and has never backtracked on his slander.

Of course the GOP is going to do nothing and shrug its collective shoulders, saying that 2020 is 'old news' and that we must 'move on for the good of the country.'

Not one of those nickelfuckers is anything more than a Deep State whore.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 09:08 AM (AW0uW)

261 Topless Hugs FTW
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:06 AM (9UlRk)
==============
I've never been there but I'm definitely a long-distance fan

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:08 AM (CCFsy)

262 @245

>>and the quote blocks interspersed through the text included such conservative luminaries as Andrew Jackson and Charles Lindbergh.

Taking your cues from a racist Democrat and a Nazi Sympathizer are totes MAGA.

As noted...

Everything is an Op.
Everything is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 09:09 AM (up/3i)

263 The NPC Front. How appropriate.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:09 AM (3FiQa)

264 Magills @magills_ · 20h
All Coors Light has to do is release an ad that’s nothing but tiddies and beer and they’ll have full market share.

https://tinyurl.com/4ej3ns3c
[Includes a Moron ad GIF]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:09 AM (Vwz3I)

265 250 241 Rob Schneider @RobSchneider · 17h
Bud light sales has just been surpassed by Camp Lejeune bottled water!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (Vwz3I)

I can see my bath water maing a comeback

Posted by: Whoopass at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (us2H3)

266 Google is celebrating 100 influential asians and Pacific islanders today. Gookle? Denounces self.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 16, 2023 08:37 AM (lz5hY)
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I went and looked. It's a silly video (with comments turned off, heh) that references some organization called "Gold House" and links out to *their* list. It's the 100 most influential Asians of the past year. Not all time, just the past year.

The list is, well, unsurprising. Lots of media executives, activists, fashion models, actors, singers, athletes. Very recency-biased, generally politically left-wing, mostly vapid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (DU+/6)

267 Catturd ™
@catturd2
36m
Never forget these hacks like
@JonahDispatch
who have now been proven to be liars and frauds.

ABC News Politics
@ABCPolitics

@JonahNRO
: "If it's a contest between James Comey's credibility and Donald Trump's credibility," Comey wins "10 out of 10 times."

https://tinyurl.com/36d5ye5h

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

268 How about a beer named Doesn't Taste Like Penis?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (3FiQa)

269 The nutty guy who busted up a Congressional office with his baseball bat got more electronic ink yesterday than John Durham, and it isn't close.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (CCFsy)

270 When Joshua Slocum sailed his little boat around the world he mentioned several times how much he enjoyed the Tahitian ladies style of dress and welcoming attitudes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:05 AM (CCFsy)

He was one hell of a guy!

He put tacks on the deck of The Spray to repel pirates so he could get some sleep.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (ZCCyW)

271 tl:dr version: Lighting your hair on fire is not an effective cure for ringworm.
Posted by: Muldoon

More of a palliative, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


*******

It's not the lighting on fire that eradicates the fungus, it is the extinguishing the fire with a ball peen hammer.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (kXYt5)

272 I drank the water at Camp LeJeune and my dick doubled in size.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:11 AM (3FiQa)

273 265 250 241 Rob Schneider @RobSchneider · 17h
Bud light sales has just been surpassed by Camp Lejeune bottled water!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (Vwz3I)

I can see my bath water maing a comeback
Posted by: Whoopass at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (us2H3)

Love Canal FTW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 09:11 AM (x0n13)

274 it gave Democrats a boogieman and kept conservatives doing nothing with “Trust The Plan”

--------

I kinda think it was just trolls pulling people's chains.

Why bother running that op? The American right is jam-packed with magical thinkers who will pore over the Twitter tea leaves looking for the signs and wonders of the mighty Kraken of Justice, without any prompting whatsoever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2023 09:12 AM (oINRc)

275 tl:dr version: Lighting your hair on fire is not an effective cure for ringworm.
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Not even ass hair??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:12 AM (Vwz3I)

276 Hiding Seth Rich laptop is to protect the Deep State who did him in
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (fZw1/)

Yup...Those Deep Staters are some bad mofos.

(Shifty Eyes Side To Side)

Posted by: The Clintons, Who Dumb Asses Elected President Twice at May 16, 2023 09:12 AM (i0IO3)

277 'Monday morning, American democracy became more brittle, at least in Florida, where Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill that prohibits the state’s public colleges and universities from continuing their diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs. It accomplishes that goal by prohibiting spending state or federal dollars on that work. The bill also restricts, to the point of extinction, meaningful discussion of the history of racism, sexism, and other forms of what the bill deems “oppression” in this country in core classes. It ends funding for programs that have been used to increase and retain diverse faculty and students.

That last sentence really pisses me off!!! 😠 😡

Say goodbye to your most gifted students then, DeShithead
because they WILL go elsewhere.
All Floridians are going to suffer his regression for at least a generation. We're pissed.

CUT THE FUCKING FEDERAL FUNDING THE FUCK OFF!No fucking highway, or infrastructure funds either, unless they're painted like a fucking rainbow! Why the gloves have not been taken off yet is maddening.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 16, 2023 09:12 AM (JCZqz)

278 The "Patriot Front" members also managed to get their own subway cars (or 3 cars apparently), had the entire subway platform empty when they entered (both coming and going) and no one can show where they got on or off.

We have media and twitterers that can find the cousin of some 7th tier Trump tv production assistant at any given time, but these "Terrorist White Supremacist" were able to do this traveling without anyone getting footage, besides the staged march. How convenient.

I'm guessing their subway car was similar to how after a Yankee game ends they have cars set up just to pickup people leaving the game, the FBI probably has their own cars that pickup right after their false flag operations.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 16, 2023 08:41 AM (vsa2N)

someone should alert the autists at 4chan to see what they can dig up. those guys can be awesome.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (nXhwP)

279 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)

280 Could Tucker file a tortuous interfere with a business contract suit against Dominion and blow up the Fox settlement?

He should.

Especially since we are learning the settlement had nothing to do with the legal merits of the case.
And everything to do with shutting up conservatives and criticism of Dominion.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (bXSbe)

281 The legal profession has failed to muster a meaningful defense of our system of government and the rule of law in the face of unprecedented attacks from the Left.

first we...

Posted by: Billy S at May 16, 2023 09:14 AM (BRHaw)

282 Lucky break for the Left.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 16, 2023 09:03 AM (1n+EO)
========================
Hahaha.

Add it to the list, right after the Durham Report and the suppression of Seth Rich's laptop, and just down from the disappearance of Epstein's client list.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:14 AM (CCFsy)

283
Ichiro
Posted by: Doof at May 16, 2023 08:55 AM (0dJLW)



One of the best pure hitters in baseball history.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

284 My God the stupidity at DU is astonishing to behold.

It's like watching a hungry bear trying to use a vending machine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (9UlRk)

285 ... Say goodbye to your most gifted students then, DeShithead
because they WILL go elsewhere. All Floridians are going to suffer his regression for at least a generation. We're pissed. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 16, 2023 09:12 AM (JCZqz)
++++
Yeah, because "DEI focus" and "academic achievement" have such a great history of congruence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (DU+/6)

286 279 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)

Now do every Mexican South American culture before the bad dude landed in 1492.

Posted by: Billy S at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (BRHaw)

287 He was one hell of a guy!

He put tacks on the deck of The Spray to repel pirates so he could get some sleep.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2023 09:10 AM (ZCCyW)


IIRC, he wrote that one night while he was sailing, he fell asleep and woke to find a ghost mariner manning the tiller and ordering him to go back to sleep.

Which he did, waking in the morning to find everything was OK.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (AW0uW)

288 Today is Tuesday and that means Oak Island update tonight. I am on pins and needles.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (3FiQa)

289 0ff

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (BRHaw)

290 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)

Place that like, i wouldn't think children were a scarce commodity anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:16 AM (9UlRk)

291 4:30 PM EDT White House East Room
The President, The First Lady, and The Second Gentleman deliver remarks at a celebration of Jewish American Heritage Month; The Vice President attends.
Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 08:59 AM (AMIL/)
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Hilarious that everyone talks, even Jilli, but Harris is relegated to "attends".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (CCFsy)

I think it's a matter of "if you can't say anything nice..."

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 09:16 AM (bfyic)

292 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)
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That's turrible. Who would do such a thing?

Posted by: Welcome to America at May 16, 2023 09:16 AM (CCFsy)

293 Now do every Mexican South American culture before the bad dude landed in 1492.
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The Aztecs were kind of stabby-stabby but the Caribs would fucking eat you.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (3FiQa)

294 Mabe Galore strikes!

EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince · 12h
If you’re ok with the FBI breaking rules, lying and falsifying evidence you’re not the good guy.

Quote Tweet: Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor · 16h
One thing is very clear. Special Counsel Durham is way outside his mandate to make these findings and recommendations.

His mandate was to find and prosecute lawbreaking, not to pass judgment on the propriety of the FBI's Russia investigation.
twitter.com/JonahDispatch/...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (Vwz3I)

295 Love Canal FTW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 09:11 AM (x0n13)

Thats a Great B52s song

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (BRHaw)

296 Today is Tuesday and that means Oak Island update tonight. I am on pins and needles.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (3FiQa)




How is there still an island?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

297 carrying Nazi banners from the woods and the fields

Who writes this absurd shit for the demented corrupt pedophile to read? Three times he repeats that the mythical "Nazis" of his fevered imagination came out of the fields. Are they just growing there?

Posted by: spindrift at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (ivvNA)

298 It's like watching a hungry bear trying to use a vending machine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (9UlRk)
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That's a beautiful image right there. *Golf clap*

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:18 AM (CCFsy)

299 291 Hilarious that everyone talks, even Jilli, but Harris is relegated to "attends".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (CCFsy)

I think it's a matter of "if you can't say anything nice..."
Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 09:16 AM (bfyic)


Attends vs Depends.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 09:18 AM (x0n13)

300 293 Now do every Mexican South American culture before the bad dude landed in 1492.
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The Aztecs were kind of stabby-stabby but the Caribs would fucking eat you.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (3FiQa)

Aztecs also did cannibalism.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 09:18 AM (eYoxG)

301 264 Magills @magills_ · 20h
All Coors Light has to do is release an ad that’s nothing but tiddies and beer and they’ll have full market share.

https://tinyurl.com/4ej3ns3c
[Includes a Moron ad GIF]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:09 AM (Vwz3I)

I saw Titties and Beer open for Pussy Riot in the Konzerthaus Berlin in 2001.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (BRHaw)

302
Quote Tweet: Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor · 16h
One thing is very clear. Special Counsel Durham is way outside his mandate to make these findings and recommendations.



You sound like a fag and your shits all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

303 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)
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Those were just the noisy kids.

Paradise restored.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (EtqYz)

304 Ringworm is a niche disease.




(wait for it...)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (kXYt5)

305 Three times he repeats that the mythical "Nazis" of his fevered imagination came out of the fields. Are they just growing there?
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He has NAZIs confused with Children of the Corn.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (3FiQa)

306 279 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM

What!?!? It's even better than we imagined!!!

Posted by: Leftists who worship Planned Parenthood aka the altar to Ba'al at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (JCZqz)

307
Who writes this absurd shit for the demented corrupt pedophile to read? Three times he repeats that the mythical "Nazis" of his fevered imagination came out of the fields. Are they just growing there?
Posted by: spindrift at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (ivvNA)



Children of the Corn was a documentary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

308 Magills @magills_ · 20h
All Coors Light has to do is release an ad that’s nothing but tiddies and beer and they’ll have full market share.

https://tinyurl.com/4ej3ns3c
[Includes a Moron ad GIF]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:09 AM (Vwz3I)
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Doesn't Miller own Coors?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (EtqYz)

309 Titties and Beer will be the name of my Wing place if I hit the lottery.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (BRHaw)

310 @288

>>Today is Tuesday and that means Oak Island update tonight. I am on pins and needles.

You want: Discovery of The Money Pit.

You'll settle for: bronze coin, tenuously linked to The Templars.

You'll get: Another Shaft.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (up/3i)

311 -----------------
He has NAZIs confused with Children of the Corn.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (3FiQa)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

312 Aztecs also did cannibalism.
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Really? Did they have a cook book?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (3FiQa)

313 His mandate was to find and prosecute lawbreaking, not to pass judgment on the propriety of the FBI's Russia investigation.
twitter.com/JonahDispatch/...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (Vwz3I)
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We were assured repeatedly a Prosecutor doesn't write reports, he indicts! He prosecutes!

So I guess Chubster is in his blind squirrel twitter phase this morning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (CCFsy)

314 "You can't point out all these illegal things they did, your mandate was to find out if crimes were committed!", said the grizzly to the snack machine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (9UlRk)

315 294 Quote Tweet: Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor · 16h
One thing is very clear. Special Counsel Durham is way outside his mandate to make these findings and recommendations.

His mandate was to find and prosecute lawbreaking, not to pass judgment on the propriety of the FBI's Russia investigation.
twitter.com/JonahDispatch/...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (Vwz3I)

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Durham is the real bad guy here!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (LvTSG)

316
Doesn't Miller own Coors?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (EtqYz)



They did, now Molson owns em both.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

317 Doesn't Miller own Coors?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (EtqYz)

Thats Molsen

Miller is part of SAB

Bud is Ambev

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:21 AM (BRHaw)

318 Doesn't Miller own Coors?
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I think so.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:21 AM (3FiQa)

319 Hey Stymie, where ya goin'?
Stymie: Fishin'.
You got worms?
Stymie: Yeah, but I'm goin' anyway...

Posted by: The Worm Turns at May 16, 2023 09:21 AM (Nn3xT)

320 One of my kids got the t-shirt from Biscuits N' Porn in Nags Head.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 09:21 AM (N3zMI)

321 Titties and Beer will be the name of my Wing place if I hit the lottery.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (BRHaw)
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Some good shit right there.

Posted by: Old Miller Beer Ad at May 16, 2023 09:22 AM (CCFsy)

322 It ends funding for programs that have been used to increase and retain diverse faculty and students.
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Show me one scientific advancement that happened solely because the staff was "diverse."

You can't.

Because real progress, actual, tangible progress? Skin color is irrelevant.

George Washington Carver never took a single class on the history of racism.
But if he had, he never would have been one of our greatest scientific minds.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 09:22 AM (bXSbe)

323 Ringworm is a niche disease.

(wait for it...)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (kXYt5)

I thought you usually got it on your fingersh and toesh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:22 AM (9UlRk)

324 Not one of those nickelfuckers is anything more than a Deep State whore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 09:08 AM (AW0uW)

And pedophile. Don't forget the pedophilia in the halls of congress.

Posted by: InZona at May 16, 2023 09:22 AM (bfyic)

325 Aztecs also did cannibalism.
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Really? Did they have a cook book?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (3FiQa)
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It was titled "Oh, The Humanity!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:22 AM (EtqYz)

326 Today is Tuesday and that means Oak Island update tonight. I am on pins and needles.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (3FiQa)

Have they found Bigfoot living in Hitler's Island Bunker where the Space Aliens left him?

Look in The Swamp under the coconut mats!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2023 09:22 AM (i0IO3)

327
Ringworm is a niche disease.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM


He had a disease? Probably from staring into the abyss too long.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 16, 2023 09:22 AM (enJYY)

328 *looks at top picture*

Their fashion designer is certainly no Hugo Boss but the intent is the same.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2023 09:23 AM (CnPXH)

329 300 293 Now do every Mexican South American culture before the bad dude landed in 1492.
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The Aztecs were kind of stabby-stabby but the Caribs would fucking eat you.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (3FiQa)

Aztecs also did cannibalism.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 16, 2023 09:18 AM

It was all, like, deeply spiritual and meaningful, and they all agreed to it culturally, so it was, like, okay when they did it. Also, the Spanish, like, exaggerated what the Indigenous peoples did, and why, because, like, it was evil propaganda...but even if it was accurate, it would be okay, because, like, the natives did it, and stuff.

And they were socialist wonderful it-takes-a-village types that didn't have capitalism.

Posted by: Leftists aka Racists perpetuating the noble savage myth at May 16, 2023 09:23 AM (JCZqz)

330 Really? Did they have a cook book?
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:20 AM (3FiQa)

Servir al hombre

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:23 AM (BRHaw)

331 The most influential Pacific Islander movie is, of course, "Donovan's Reef".

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (gmo/4)

it's not South Pacific?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 16, 2023 09:24 AM (nXhwP)

332 You sound like a fag and your shits all retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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ooooh, now Gabe is going to come back and set you straight! Sort of straight. Well, maybe not straight at ll, but he will be quite unhappy!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:24 AM (CCFsy)

333 American Thinker has a piece making the case that the whole QAnon thing was a intelligence pysop as it gave Democrats a boogieman and kept conservatives doing nothing with “Trust The Plan”



I'm mostly of the mindset now that the GOP is a psyop targeting conservatives to trust the plan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2023 09:24 AM (Gf3mx)

334 Their fashion designer is certainly no Hugo Boss but the intent is the same.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2023 09:23 AM (CnPXH)

The SS probably looked like poncey douches until they started murdering everybody.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:25 AM (9UlRk)

335 331 The most influential Pacific Islander movie is, of course, "Donovan's Reef".

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (gmo/4)

it's not South Pacific?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 16, 2023 09:24 AM (nXhwP)

"They Were Expendable" - Donna Reed was pretty hawt.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 16, 2023 09:25 AM (N3zMI)

336 Posted by: Leftists aka Racists perpetuating the noble savage myth at May 16, 2023 09:23 AM (JCZqz)
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As taught in the Los Angeles Unified School District

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 16, 2023 09:25 AM (CCFsy)

337 Now do every Mexican South American culture


The Conquistadors ended that shit, but they get a bad rap from the revisionists.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:26 AM (gmo/4)

338 CUT THE FUCKING FEDERAL FUNDING THE FUCK OFF!No fucking highway, or infrastructure funds either, unless they're painted like a fucking rainbow! Why the gloves have not been taken off yet is maddening.

********

Note the stylistically correct and copious usage of the Oxford 'fuck'.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:26 AM (kXYt5)

339 315 294 Quote Tweet: Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor · 16h
One thing is very clear. Special Counsel Durham is way outside his mandate to make these findings and recommendations.

His mandate was to find and prosecute lawbreaking, not to pass judgment on the propriety of the FBI's Russia investigation.
twitter.com/JonahDispatch/...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (Vwz3I)

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Posted by: REDACTED at May 16, 2023 09:26 AM (us2H3)

340 RE: IRS whistleblower team relieved - Joe Biden:"Son of a Bitch, the prosecutor was fired"

Posted by: Bill at May 16, 2023 09:26 AM (zQ08J)

341 331 The most influential Pacific Islander movie is, of course, "Donovan's Reef".

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:00 AM (gmo/4)

it's not South Pacific?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 16, 2023 09:24 AM (nXhwP)


Ray Walston dressed in the coconut bra an grass skirt.

So, yes, influential!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 16, 2023 09:27 AM (x0n13)

342 *looks at top picture*


Someone should meld "Pomp and Circumstance" to it as a sound track.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:28 AM (gmo/4)

343 Taco Bell wants to liberate the “Taco Tuesday” trademark from a smaller, rival chain.

The taco chain filed a petition Tuesday (naturally) with the US Patent and Trademark office to cancel the trademark, owned by rival Taco John’s for 34 years, because Taco Bell claims the commonly used phrase “should be freely available to all who make, sell, eat and celebrate tacos.”

I think Saturday Shits is still available!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:28 AM (BRHaw)

344 *looks at top picture*

Someone should meld "Pomp and Circumstance" to it as a sound track.


The Horst Wessel song.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 09:29 AM (AW0uW)

345 Ringworm is a niche disease.

********

I guess that turned out to be a real head-scratcher.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 16, 2023 09:29 AM (kXYt5)

346 The Conquistadors ended that shit, but they get a bad rap from the revisionists.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:26 AM (gmo/4)

see my 1492 comments

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)

347 Today is Tuesday and that means Oak Island update tonight. I am on pins and needles.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:15 AM (3FiQa)

My dream job would be Oak Island narrator?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (eGTCV)

348 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)

Apparently bare breasts trump that...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (ZCCyW)

349 Good morning, JJ. Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (53oGX)

350 *looks at top picture*

Someone should meld "Pomp and Circumstance" to it as a sound track.

The Horst Wessel song.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 16, 2023 09:29 AM (AW0uW)


Yep. I tip my hat to you.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (gmo/4)

351 Who writes this absurd shit for the demented corrupt pedophile to read? Three times he repeats that the mythical "Nazis" of his fevered imagination came out of the fields. Are they just growing there?
Posted by: spindrift at May 16, 2023 09:17 AM (ivvNA)


FJB's speechwriter is obviously thinking about a scene he saw in "Mississippi Burning" or another movie, showing KKK members approaching a black family's farm or shack from the surrounding fields and woods, to lynch the menfolk then burn everything to the ground. It's propaganda imagery and words all day, every day, from the Junta and its enablers.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (AMIL/)

352 I'm mostly of the mindset now that the GOP is a psyop targeting conservatives to trust the plan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2023 09:24 AM (Gf3mx)
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I think it's simply grifting.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (EtqYz)

353 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)

Now do every Mexican South American culture before the bad dude landed in 1492.
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I'm seeing African Nationalists claiming the Olmec were African....
But then they are quick to point out that the Aztec were the human sacrifice ones, none of the temples they took over after the Olmec left have any carvings depicting human sacrifice.

Of course they would claim that, everyone knows Africa was a peaceful, perfect paradise until the evil white man shows up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2023 09:31 AM (bXSbe)

354 see my 1492 comments
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)
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Is that a year or are you planning on publishing a book?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:31 AM (EtqYz)

355 In terms of an organization that investigates federal politicians it is an obvious conflict of interest to have it part of the federal government.

My suggestion has been an organization controlled by the states - they choose the budget, they vote on the leadership, and they have oversight.

And people that would for the new "States Investigation Group" or whatever you call it will be banned from working for FedGov and people that worked for Fedgov cannot work for it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 09:31 AM (lc5cP)

356 I think an important point in Durham's report is that: None of the changes to the FBI made since 2016 would have changed all this.

Which is obviously true. Still a two-tiered justice system.

And why Hawley is right. FBI needs a do-over.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at May 16, 2023 09:32 AM (aJGg7)

357 All lookin' like graduation day at Numbnuts Academy

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:32 AM (9UlRk)

358 Who dey?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 16, 2023 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

359 Of course they would claim that, everyone knows Africa was a peaceful, perfect paradise


Because Johnny Weissmuller kicked ass.

Posted by: Archer at May 16, 2023 09:33 AM (gmo/4)

360 Really, as greatness goes, I have no equal. Millions got lei'd listening to my music.

Posted by: Don Ho at May 16, 2023 09:33 AM (Nn3xT)

361 And people that would for the new "States Investigation Group" or whatever you call it will be banned from working for FedGov and people that worked for Fedgov cannot work for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 09:31 AM (lc5cP)

I have been thinking similar things, but i worked the word "Inquisitor" in there a bit more.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2023 09:33 AM (9UlRk)

362 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)

that just saves on child support...


... what???

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 16, 2023 09:33 AM (nXhwP)

363 356 I think an important point in Durham's report is that: None of the changes to the FBI made since 2016 would have changed all this.

Which is obviously true. Still a two-tiered justice system.

And why Hawley is right. FBI needs a do-over.
Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at May 16, 2023 09:32 AM (aJGg7)

=========

"Prosecution of crimes is broken in America. Prosecutors hate poor, brown people and abuse their positions of power to keep up a system of white supremacy. Also, the FBI can never be touched because they are pure and innocent."
-DU, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 09:34 AM (LvTSG)

364 There was a time in this country when uniformed men marched down the streets proudly representing America. They wore military uniforms and were accompanied by other men (and women) from various veteran organizations. These were the people who won WW II. This 'Patriot' Front represents everything the WW II vets and those at home fought against. And apparently half the people in this country are too stupid to understand it.

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2023 09:34 AM (Uv0D2)

365 279 The Tahitians also practiced child sacrifice. Their society was not as paradisaical as it is often portrayed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:13 AM (uLZl0)

Most of human history, no matter where it is, has been a cavalcade of cruelty and barbarity.

That's why we needed Christ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)

366 I'm mostly of the mindset now that the GOP is a psyop targeting conservatives to trust the plan.

The GOP has been controlled by the left since 1999.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2023 09:34 AM (lc5cP)

367 Pixy scheduler late?

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 09:34 AM (pwExq)

368 re: sidebar

Cruz again? Yeah, J6 is kind of a litmus test that everyone seems to fail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s)

369 Art is late.

CBD is setting us up for the frontal view of Naked Man on Ottoman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

370 Is that a year or are you planning on publishing a book?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 16, 2023 09:31 AM (EtqYz)

both

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

371 I think an important point in Durham's report is that: None of the changes to the FBI made since 2016 would have changed all this.


I taught my children well...

Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover, in a rocking Chiffon number burning in Hell at May 16, 2023 09:35 AM (gmo/4)

372 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 16, 2023 09:36 AM (uLZl0)

373 368 re: sidebar

Cruz again? Yeah, J6 is kind of a litmus test that everyone seems to fail.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 09:35 AM (zZu0s)

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So was covid (except for Kristi Noem, who sucks).

We have a terrible political class. Seriously, Ted Cruz is one of the best. In a saner world, he'd be near the bottom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 16, 2023 09:36 AM (LvTSG)

374 356 I think an important point in Durham's report is that: None of the changes to the FBI made since 2016 would have changed all this.

Which is obviously true. Still a two-tiered justice system.

And why Hawley is right. FBI needs a do-over.

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at May 16, 2023 09:32 AM (aJGg7)


As always, personnel is policy. Stzrok, McCabe, Clinesmith, and the rest of the gang sicced on Trump did not get where they were in the FBI and assigned to the job because they were straight-shootin' ham-and-eggers.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2023 09:36 AM (AMIL/)

375 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

376 CBD is setting us up for the frontal view of Naked Man on Ottoman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 16, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)


Don't speak life into bad things.

Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 09:36 AM (pwExq)

377 367 Pixy scheduler late?
Posted by: blaster at May 16, 2023 09:34 AM (pwExq)

CBD decided to go with a different theme and could not decide between Art Frahm and Duane Bryers (that is some shudder worth stuff.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2023 09:37 AM (zZu0s)

378 Ritualized child sacrifice was endemic to many pre Columbian cultures. It was also part of the culture of several North American native tribes like the Pawnee and various Mississippian native groups.

This type of insidious human depravity is as old as time. But as cultures developed and with the rise of Judaism and Christianity it all but disappeared from those adherents. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2023 09:39 AM (OTvdu)

379 Another Sefton masterwork.
But.
Nothing will be done about any of it. Nothing.
The Swamp is too large and too deep, and we have too few allies.
I guess we could vote harder?

Posted by: Clear Eyed Killer at May 16, 2023 09:40 AM (5mIZs)

380 The GOP will never embrace a return to federalism.
That's the only path to restoration.

Any other solution that keeps the strong centralized federal government intact is just changing the drapes on a house burning down.

The two dominant parties are designed to embrace central government, which our constitution was specifically designed to prevent.

It doesn't work, because it wasn't designed to do it.
We need a real party that wants to make real improvements.

Posted by: Inogame at May 16, 2023 09:49 AM (53oGX)

381 Have they found Bigfoot living in Hitler's Island Bunker where the Space Aliens left him?

Look in The Swamp under the coconut mats!

More coffee...
----------------
No one can find Hitler cuz the NAZI gold keeps getting in the way.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 16, 2023 09:52 AM (ppL7t)

382 Terry Duffy, the chief executive officer of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME), threatened Monday to leave the city if new Mayor Brandon Johnson tries to tax financial transactions, as promised in his campaign.

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

383 A former executive at ByteDance, TikTok’s parent company, says the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) had “supreme access” to all data held by the Chinese tech company, including on servers in the United States.

Yintao “Roger” Yu, a former head of engineering at Bytedance in the United States, says the CCP had a special office inside the company, called the “Committee,” which monitored Bytedance and its TikTok subsidiary and “guided how it advanced core Communist values,” according to the complaint obtained by CNN.

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

384 Public housing, already in short supply, is being diverted from black citizens to illegal immigrants.

Is it really surprising Chicago’s blacks are unhappy?

But, you know, when you’re a pushover, you get taken for granted.

And when your community goes 97% for the Democrats, you’re a pushover.

Now that they have you nailed down, they’re busy importing a new batch of future voters, and if that makes your life worse, well, tough.

If they’re not afraid of you, you get nothing.

That’s the Chicago Way.

And the Democratic Party Way.

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2023 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

385 Move the FBI headquarters from DC to Tulsa, Oklahoma, Wichita, Kansas, or some other non-leftist area so we can get an FBI not dominated by leftists.

Posted by: Grim at May 16, 2023 10:14 AM (P0nD/)

386 Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J. Mea culpa. No good excuse but did vote in PA this am.

The Patriot Front - Yeah, the ones who showed up, some speaking in at least one foreign language, in Charlottesville, at the Capitol on 1/6, marching in D.C. & some other cities in the last handful of years, because of MAGA or PSYOPs?

>>>The Combating Terrorism Center at West Point The Nexus Between Far-Right Extremists in the United States and Ukraine, April 2020, Volume 13, Issue 4.

Hawley's probably a nice guy but sh*t or get off the pot & take all friends with you. Little's being done, what's done is a stall tactic. Time for government & its civil society buddies to show all their cards, their plans, to let the younger folks - including our children who often think we're the ones losing it - see where we country WILL BE by 2030 & G*d help those still with us, in 2050.

Instead of striving for a unified, productive nation, we're ruled by the smug and greedy & with no plans but for planning to "circle back" time & time again. But, China Today, 4-27-2023, Ten Years On, Vision of Shared Future Flourishes.

All, my opinion. Peace.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 16, 2023 10:16 AM (GshMh)

387 FBI Front.

CIA runs BLM and Antifa.

Posted by: Michael Lehland Blair at May 16, 2023 10:59 AM (6ufVi)

388 Totally agree with your Trump-Kennedy thesis, JJ. If they lost it would be proof positive about fraud. RFK Jr. would have no influence as VP other than to guarantee we would never lock down the country again or mandate medical treatments.

Yeah, think about finding a 'jury of your peers' in a D.C. court to 'judge' fellow party members...

Charlottesville: 'Far right' Jason Kessler, the event organizer, was a rabid Obama supporter.

Posted by: Danimal28 at May 16, 2023 11:43 AM (klw0w)

389 'm making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning sixteen thousand US dollars a month by working on the connection, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply.
Everybody must try this job now by just using this website... www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at May 16, 2023 07:15 PM (XokCF)

390 AG is indeed starting to suck. I gave up on them when they banned me, the reason for which was never given and for which I can't imagine why, because all my comments were supportive.

And now it seems they put all the comments behind a paywall, so I can't even read them. Fuck AG.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at May 16, 2023 09:41 PM (0qcso)

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