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Democrats in Loudoun County, Virginia, including a Satanist (!)l and even worse, a campaign staffer for a Soros Prosecutor, schemed to smear and punish any parents or politicians who dared to object to the school covering up an anal r@pe of a girl by a "transgender" in the girl's bathroom.

They also talked about... shooting Republicans and conservatives for daring to complain.

How dare these bigots notice!

The aide to a Northern Virginia school board chairman, a Satanist, a campaign staffer for a Soros-backed prosecutor, a consultant for a Democrat sheriff candidate, and a local reporter were part of a secret clique that plotted to shield Democrats from backlash over the school system's coverup of a transgender rape, The Daily Wire has learned.

A member of the Loudoun County group also made a handwritten dossier listing the names of 115 Virginia residents, mostly private citizens, who were described collectively as "bigots," according to photographs reviewed by The Daily Wire. The list of names included additional descriptions such as "pedophile," "psychopath," and "antichrist."

Rhetoric in the group's chatroom was far more incendiary than anything cited by the National School Board Association when it pushed for domestic terrorism statutes to be invoked against conservative parents and other concerned citizens. The Biden Department of Justice used the association's plea as the basis for a memo decrying a "disturbing spike in harassment, intimidation, and threats of violence against school administrators [and] board members." But messages reviewed by The Daily Wire show that in the case of Loudoun County, it was leftists who espoused violence and hate, which they directed at concerned parents.

The Daily Wire reported Wednesday that private chats in the group called "Loudoun Love Warriors" included threats against parents opposed to the school district's embrace of a radical transgender agenda.

"Someone gonna get hurt on their side and I hope I get to do it;" read one post. "I'm sooo ready to show up with guns lol," read another. "If he had said that s*** about black kids or autistic kids I would shoot him," read yet another.

Anyone think the DOJ will be opening up files of the Domestic Violent Extremists in this chat group? Anyone think the FBI will be infiltrating federal spies into the group? Or attempting to recruit members of the group to inform on the others, like they do with Catholic church congregations?

Because I sure don't.


The primary purpose of the group appeared to be to prevent Democrat incumbents in Loudoun County, a community just west of Washington, D.C., from being blamed for the rape cover-up and to target allies of the rape victim's family for destruction.

"It's going to be extremely difficult for these [school board] members to hang in," group member Kristen Gorczyk, who is employed by the school board as an aide to Chair Ian Serotkin, advised. "We really need to hold the line."

The group sought to destroy Elizabeth Lancaster, the lawyer who represented the ninth-grade rape victim, obsessing about her to the point of tracking her ex-husband and brother.

...

Lancaster is a lifelong Democrat and former public defender who decided to run against Biberaj in the Democratic primary for prosecutor after the superintendent lied about a ninth-grade girl's rape and the George Soros-backed prosecutor personally tried to put the rape victim's father in jail. But Karen Jimmerson, a former town council member and a consultant for Democrat Craig Buckley, who is running for sheriff against incumbent Republican Mike Chapman, descended into conspiracies, saying someone had altered a database to falsely show that Lancaster had a long history as a Democrat.

...

The group struggled to find a way to blame the rape scandal on the Republican sheriff, with Gottlieb writing, "it appears this would be able to be blamed on someone other than Chapman. He's a slithery f***ing snake." Pihonak referred to the sheriff using graphic sexual terms.

Superintendent Scott Ziegler was ultimately indicted for allegedly lying about the rape. He later appeared at court wearing nail polish and an earring. But Jan Mercker, a reporter for Loudoun Now and other publications, said he should have adopted the dress of the rapist, writing "he should have [worn] a f***ing skirt lol. It makes me like him more."

...

The group was a who's who of Loudoun organizations that project a welcoming tone, but privately took a dark and cynical approach toward coordinating their activities.

After courting publicity for a demand that the school board cut off any speakers who engaged in "hate speech," Pihonak repeatedly told fellow Love Warriors that he had not received any threats from conservatives, but Jimmerson provided media strategy consulting, saying it was "time to be a victim" and to tell the media that he was being harassed by "horrible hate messaging" and that the Bible "teaches love."

But privately, Pihonak said that he "literally could not give a singular f*** about the bible." Amanda Pettis, a self-proclaimed Satanist, called concerned parents "special needs parents ie righties with pearls and Jesus," said "all religions are invisible anus," and likened different faiths to "strains" of a disease.

A leftist who uses religious claims to advance Marxism but who is not-so-secretly a bitter, God-hating atheist? Maybe even a Satanist?

PLOT TWIST! Once again, Rion Johnson has subverted my expectations.

Well done, Rion.


Prepare to not be shocked: When Biden, belatedly, gave the order to shoot down the spy zeppelin sent by his Chinese Communist Business Partners, he also had Secretary of State Anthony Blinken -- organizer of the Hunter Biden Laptop cover-up -- put on hold a series of measures which were intended to hold China to account for its human rights abuses.

So... they were apologizing to China for having shot down their spy zeppelin by cancelling punitive measures against China.

But Biden isn't in business with China at all.

A new report backed by leaked emails and inside sources is shedding light on a shocking policy Joe Biden is pursuing in regard to China. According to Reuters, during the Chinese spy balloon fiasco that captivated the nation in early 2023, embattled Secretary of State Antony Blinken was actually seeking to protect the communists.


When an alleged Chinese spy balloon traversed the United States in February, some U.S. officials were confident the incursion would galvanize the U.S. bureaucracy to push forward a slate of actions to counter China.

Instead, the U.S. State Department held back human rights-related sanctions, export controls and other sensitive actions to try to limit damage to the U.S.-China relationship, according to four sources with direct knowledge of U.S. policy, as well as internal emails seen by Reuters.

(...)

Rick Waters, deputy assistant secretary of State for China and Taiwan who leads the China House policy division, said in a Feb. 6 email to staff that has not been previously reported: "Guidance from S (Secretary of State) is to push non-balloon actions to the right so we can focus on symmetric and calibrated response. We can revisit other actions in a few weeks."

The sources said many measures have yet to be revived. The decision to postpone export licensing rules for telecom equipment maker Huawei and sanctions against Chinese officials for abuses of Uyghurs, has damaged morale at China House, they said.

In other words, instead of punishing China for its insanely provocative violation of US airspace and sovereignty, Blinken had his lackeys pause major human rights and trade measures. That included already planned actions to sanction Chinese tech companies like Huawei and to combat China's genocide of the Uyghurs.

It gets worse. Though the buck stops with Blinken, he apparently farmed out US policy toward China to Wendy Sherman, his second-in-command.


Speaking to Reuters on condition of anonymity for fear of repercussions, they said Blinken had largely delegated China policy duties to Deputy Secretary of State Wendy Sherman, the United States' second ranked diplomat.

Who is Wendy Sherman? She's the China-loving official who led the lobbying effort against the Uyghur Forced Labor Prevention Act of 2021. So not only is Blinken derelict in his duties by passing off the biggest US foreign policy issue in existence to an underling, but he gave those duties to someone with a long history of being suspiciously soft on the Chinese.


NeverTrump, can you feel that? Can you feel that sense that "America is back, baby!" -- just like you promised us? Can you smell those Precious Norms being restored to good working order?

Speaking of Unwelcome Visitors Created by Chinese Scientiests, Covid.

stillmaskedup.jpg


A "houseless" man has been arrested, but AOC has not protested this disgraceful arrest of one of the nation's free-range lunatics. Why does she support the arrest of this particular mentally ill man?

Well, because he took a crap on the LGBT flag, and then used it to wipe himself.

So off to jail with him!

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH?!! SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH!?!

KC Johnson, who exposed the Duke R@pe Hoax, reports that a second federal appeals court has reversed a lower court's summary dismissal for a lawsuit alleging anti-male bias in university Sex Courts. The courts, I guess, have erected a series of doctrines to prevent boys from pressing these claims against universities for sex bias in punishment. They usually dismiss these lawsuits, claiming that the boy whose life is ruined by anti-male Sex Courts just has no right to demand justice.

But this may indicate that the tide is shifting. The court here rules that the doctrines the court have developed (which, probably intentionally, result in a persistent denial of justice to boys) cannot abrogate the right guaranteed by Title IX, which is to be free of sex discrimination. And yes, this applies to boys as well a girls, no matter what "doctrines" courts have developed to deny that.


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Earlier I reported that Biden had ordered the border patrol to use its vans and trucks as a mobile screen to stop the media from filming the Biden-orchestrated invasion of illegal immigrants.

Yesterday, he fenced reporters in with a rope to prevent them from even shouting a question about Title 42 to him.

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Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




Comments

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1 Huzzah!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 12, 2023 06:04 PM (ppBhU)

2 And the only leadership we have in WA wears loafers and has a fat 'roommate.'

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 12, 2023 06:08 PM (N5C4b)

3 Lol.

Musk hired a pink pussy-hat feminist to run Twitter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2023 06:08 PM (nx2KQ)

4 I bet the "they're not still masking in schools!" lady was super pissed at Trump's CNN appearance where he walked into the lion's den and handed the lions their asses.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 12, 2023 06:08 PM (Fxr91)

5
'zah! your bad self!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2023 06:08 PM (pNxlR)

6 Ted Cruz is like a cockle burr clinging to my short hairs. Tough guys always want to rumble!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2023 06:08 PM (KVGVf)

7 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 2h
WATCH 🚨 Trump’s statement on border situation:

“The massive invasion of our southern border is unprecedented anywhere in the world. It’s absolutely crazy!”

[The link is literally just that quote so I'm not bothering with it.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

8 Anybody else think Musk will be making additional Musks with Yaccarino

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2023 06:10 PM (pwExq)

9 Gone USA be GONE

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2023 06:11 PM (BRHaw)

10 Oh she's 60 so probably not.

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2023 06:11 PM (pwExq)

11 This has been a whole week of types, deletes.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 12, 2023 06:11 PM (Zo+Li)

12 Has that woman considered the possibility that her kids lied to her about masking in schools because they knew that if they told her the truth, she'd lose her sh*t at them, probably in public?

Or nah?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 12, 2023 06:12 PM (gnkYZ)

13 Ted Cruz!!
That was awesome!
And how it's done!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2023 06:12 PM (NpAcC)

14 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN - A group of migrants sent from Texas has arrived in front of VP Kamala Harris residence in Washington, DC.

https://tinyurl.com/mtssnc9u

25 seconds; really nice bus BTW certainly not yellow school buses.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)

15 Why does reading about what these school board members and teachers are up to remind me of old Jack Chick tracts?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 12, 2023 06:12 PM (nRMeC)

16 NOVA seems to have some serious issues with the P3dO thing and the tranny thing. Among other things.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 12, 2023 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)

17 #14 And one really fat woman!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:13 PM (Vwz3I)

18 Things are not getting better

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2023 06:13 PM (pwExq)

19 >>8 Anybody else think Musk will be making additional Musks with Yaccarino
Posted by: blaster


I bet the baby will be breathtaking.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 12, 2023 06:13 PM (N5C4b)

20 Notice how the national media are completely uninterested in Democrats fantasizing about killing Republicans.

No questions on how they were radicalized and why they want to cover up rapes on CNN.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 12, 2023 06:13 PM (i7Q7S)

21 Check out content then be back

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2023 06:13 PM (xhxe8)

22 Thing is voters in Loudoun who don't have kids outnumber those who do.

The childless godless types want to force their ways on the kids no matter what their parents think

Posted by: blaster at May 12, 2023 06:14 PM (pwExq)

23 I guess it would be very humbling to find out your kids are so much smarter than you.

They didn't get sick, did they? In spite of not masking for who knows how long?

Or maybe they are actually evil and hope they bring COVID home so you will die.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 12, 2023 06:14 PM (RLLZj)

24 >Loudoun Love Warriors

In the exact same sense as the Ministry of Love.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 12, 2023 06:14 PM (mOkB5)

25 Chinese Zeppelin's second album with the song Ho Rotta Ruv was mind blowing.

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at May 12, 2023 06:15 PM (QpUKb)

26 Arrested for pooping on a LGBT flag?
I thought these weirdos got off on that kind of stuff.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

27 That's what you get when you have a Chinese stooge in the White house

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2023 06:16 PM (xhxe8)

28
I bet the "they're not still masking in schools!" lady was super pissed at Trump's CNN appearance where he walked into the lion's den and handed the lions their asses.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 12, 2023 06:08 PM


You know I don't have an hour of my life to devote to a CNN town hall where they're going to ask every pointed question and half truth they can to tar and feather Trump. But I sure did enjoy every minute of it.

I think the final score was Trump 20, CNN 0 and CNN scored at least 10 into their own goal.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 12, 2023 06:16 PM (enJYY)

29 Can you say RICO? I knew you could.

Posted by: Ankylus at May 12, 2023 06:17 PM (NqFTd)

30 Times like this, I love me some Ted Cruz

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 12, 2023 06:17 PM (cdsVX)

31 Chinese Zeppelin's second album with the song Ho Rotta Ruv was mind blowing.
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at May 12, 2023 06:15 PM (QpUKb)
.......

you need coorin
baby I'm not foorin

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2023 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

32 Crybabies.
Pants-shitters.
Bedwetters.
Stop throwing toddler tantrums because you aren't getting what you want fast enough.
Trust the system.
Let the process work.
Sealed indictments!
Durham will come.

Posted by: Copium Conservative - The Only True Conservative! at May 12, 2023 06:18 PM (FEapg)

33 Well, my new project will put me in DC through inauguration day, so I will either be in the Capital City for a Roman Triumph or a Roman Funeral.

** Eyes pitcher of Gimlets, gets up out of Barcalounger **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2023 06:19 PM (up/3i)

34 Would Vox lie to us??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 5h
JUST IN - Linda Yaccarino, the new CEO of Twitter, is a Trump supporter, according to Vox sources

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:19 PM (Vwz3I)

35 Woman with kids who have more sense than she does will never ever get it. There was never any point to masking. Unless you love the theater!

Posted by: huerfano at May 12, 2023 06:19 PM (uE10U)

36 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 6h
UPDATES - Elon Musk said he would remain in charge of design and technology at Twitter, with Yaccarino focusing primarily on business operations and turning Twitter into an "everything app" called X.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:20 PM (Vwz3I)

37 Musk hired a pink pussy-hat feminist to run Twitter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2023 06:08 PM (nx2KQ)


I wanna know why.

I've been watching Musk, wondering if he was for real or if he was stringing people along in order to betray them later. Or maybe he isn't actually pro-freedom.

Or maybe he knows something about her that isn't apparent to the rest of us.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2023 06:20 PM (Emce2)

38 I saw a tweet that sad the burger joint where Mr Innocent took his dump is a really high-end place -- $30 burgers sorta thing.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:21 PM (Vwz3I)

39
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 5h
JUST IN - Linda Yaccarino, the new CEO of Twitter, is a Trump supporter, according to Vox sources

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:19 PM


Seems highly plausible.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 12, 2023 06:22 PM (enJYY)

40 7 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 2h
WATCH 🚨 Trump’s statement on border situation:

“The massive invasion of our southern border is unprecedented anywhere in the world. It’s absolutely crazy!”

[The link is literally just that quote so I'm not bothering with it.]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)


I don't think the folks in Southern Italy, and Southern France are too pleased with the boat people bobbing around in the Med...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 12, 2023 06:22 PM (CCSxw)

41 Arrested for pooping on a LGBT flag?

*******

The guy should get an award of some type for not falling off the flagpole...

Posted by: Muldoon at May 12, 2023 06:22 PM (kXYt5)

42 @36

>>with Yaccarino focusing primarily on business operations and turning Twitter into an "everything app" called X.



As I said, now might be a good time to buy Twitter.

At 53 bucks a share, and with Elon focused on making it an indispensable platform, it's most definitely undervalued.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2023 06:22 PM (up/3i)

43 I was just given a pager. I am now part of the"Code Blue" team.

I said, if they're blue, we are a bit late. Should someone call 911?

Now I'm an 80s drug dealer with a fucking pager.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2023 06:22 PM (aGVkf)

44 35 Woman with kids who have more sense than she does will never ever get it. There was never any point to masking. Unless you love the theater!
Posted by: huerfano at May 12, 2023 06:19 PM (uE10U)

Kids you don't want people to think we don't care about other people's health, do you? Or worse yet, what if they think we are RETHUGLICANS!?!?!

The horror!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 12, 2023 06:22 PM (RLLZj)

45 Illegals in Brownsville, Texas opening their new cellphones from DHS.
.......

Your tax dollars at work.

"Hola?"

"Donde hay una llantera cerca de aqui?"

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2023 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

46 that SAID the burger joint

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:23 PM (Vwz3I)

47 Why does reading about what these school board members and teachers are up to remind me of old Jack Chick tracts?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 12, 2023 06:12 PM (nRMeC)
---
As with just about all literature (apparently), some folks thought it was an instruction manual on how to behave from the other side...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

48 Now I'm an 80s drug dealer with a fucking pager.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2023 06:22 PM (aGVkf)

Think of it more like the doctor in Caddy Shack

Posted by: Beartooth at May 12, 2023 06:24 PM (Zo+Li)

49 Now I'm an 80s drug dealer with a fucking pager.
------------
And live goldfish platform shoes??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:24 PM (Vwz3I)

50 Double dumbass on you!!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2023 06:24 PM (KVGVf)

51 UN Scientific American

PUBLIC HEALTH | OPINION
Masks Work. Distorting Science to Dispute the Evidence Doesn’t
New mask studies relying on a medical paradigm do not erase decades of engineering and occupational science that show they work

By Matthew Oliver, Mark Ungrin, Joe Vipond on May 5, 2023

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2023 06:24 PM (BRHaw)

52 @43

>>Now I'm an 80s drug dealer with a fucking pager.

No you still need a pager belt holder and feathered hair and or a pushed back DA.

Layered, loose fitting clothing, a festoonment of bangles and a fanny pack would complete the look.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (up/3i)

53 I never pooped on a LGTBQ fag, but I did give one a golden shower.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

54 Think of it more like the doctor in Caddy Shack
Posted by: Beartooth at May 12, 2023 06:24 PM (Zo+Li)

That's Dr. Beeper to you son...

Posted by: Judge Smails at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (CCSxw)

55 So, if Satanists take Satan as their savior, are they expecting to be rewarded somehow after death? I mean, what's the hook here?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (yUef0)

56 34 Would Vox lie to us??

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 5h
JUST IN - Linda Yaccarino, the new CEO of Twitter, is a Trump supporter, according to Vox sources
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:19 PM (Vwz3I)
********
The New Twitter CEO Is a Former Trump Appointee Who Follows Libs of TikTok

https://tinyurl.com/2a2ebdyy

Posted by: redridinghood at May 12, 2023 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

57 It is therefore deeply concerning that prominent medical figures have misrepresented the protection provided by masks, when the evidence supports N95 respirators or better, ideally with two-way masking.

ideally with three-way masking would be 50% better

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2023 06:26 PM (BRHaw)

58 Dumb broads virtue signals:
Fancy purses
EV SUV
Fo fo dogs
Tranny children
Masking
Masks as accessories

There is a lot more, but you get my drift.




Posted by: Archer at May 12, 2023 06:26 PM (gmo/4)

59 Or maybe he knows something about her that isn't apparent to the rest of us.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2023 06:20 PM (Emce2)



My theory is that Musk doesn't own Twitter, but rather is part of a conglomerate that bought Twitter.

Okay, that isn't a theory, that's reality.

Musk, I think, is just the PT Barnum of Twitter, stirring up interest. But ultimately he's still gonna put a leftist speech policer in charge, because that's what his partners want.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2023 06:26 PM (nx2KQ)

60 So, if Satanists take Satan as their savior, are they expecting to be rewarded somehow after death? I mean, what's the hook here?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (yUef0)
---
Maybe Satan forgoes putting ghost pepper powder on his barbed cock?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (BpYfr)

61
Now I'm an 80s drug dealer with a fucking pager.

What's the number for Krystal meth?

Posted by: Toothless in Tennessee at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (enJYY)

62 The Loudon county parents have a few options:
1. GTFO
2. Private school
3. Home school

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (N5C4b)

63 There's been a lot of content today. I thought we'd all agreed to a higher boobs/words ratio.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (TgBWG)

64 With all the new "guests" showing up I've been thinking, we should get a live in caretaker. We don't really need one yet, but I'm sure they would come in handy. I want a 19 or 20 year old named Esmeralda. No English, no problem. Se habla Espanol.
I've talked it over with the missus, she's all for it.
Hell, we could even adopt!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (jTmQV)

65 55 So, if Satanists take Satan as their savior, are they expecting to be rewarded somehow after death? I mean, what's the hook here?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (yUef0

Longterm wiener roast

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 12, 2023 06:28 PM (BRHaw)

66 63 There's been a lot of content today. I thought we'd all agreed to a higher boobs/words ratio.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (TgBWG)

There are plenty of boobs here.. Oh, you mean breasts

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2023 06:28 PM (bs+z0)

67 There's been a lot of content today. I thought we'd all agreed to a higher boobs/words ratio.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (TgBWG)
.......

Mannix must be taking a nap.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2023 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

68 a Satanist, a campaign staffer for a Soros-backed prosecutor

Does he work for Soros? Would that make Soros the devil?


Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2023 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

69 So... they were apologizing to China for having shot down their spy zeppelin by cancelling punitive measures against China.

But Biden isn't in business with China at all.

----------

He's not known as Quid Pro Joe for nothing.

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:28 PM (jsQqA)

70 55 So, if Satanists take Satan as their savior, are they expecting to be rewarded somehow after death? I mean, what's the hook here?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (yUef0)

I'm not one, however, I believe the hook here is that you get riches and fame here in this life and can do whatever you want. They are convinced that there is no afterlife and you need to become as God now because God is lying about being happy in heaven with Him.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 12, 2023 06:29 PM (RLLZj)

71 UN Scientific American

PUBLIC HEALTH | OPINION
Masks Work. Distorting Science to Dispute the Evidence Doesn’t
New mask studies relying on a medical paradigm do not erase decades of engineering and occupational science that show they work

-

Shame we're discussing a cold virus and not engineering and occupational uses.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 12, 2023 06:29 PM (Fxr91)

72 There are plenty of boobs here.. Oh, you mean breasts
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2023 06:28 PM (bs+z0)
.......

Oh, snap.

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2023 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

73 60 So, if Satanists take Satan as their savior, are they expecting to be rewarded somehow after death? I mean, what's the hook here?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (yUef0)
---
Maybe Satan forgoes putting ghost pepper powder on his barbed cock?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 12, 2023 06:27 PM (BpYfr)

I think they believe they'resupposed to get their bennies in this life and suffer in the next.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2023 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

74 I'm deeply disappointed garrett's gender fluidity couldn't have been worked into this thread.

I'm off to 3 fun filled days in Loudoun County on Sunday. Thinking of shaving my head and going all Colonel Kurtz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2023 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

75 Wow, Ace is quoting from the H2?

Might as well be the People's Republic of Judea.

Splitters.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2023 06:30 PM (ZSK0i)

76 A "houseless" man has been arrested ...

-------

"That's 'a person experiencing houselessness' to you, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:31 PM (jsQqA)

77 You can't have Satan without God. I think that's a fact that is worth bearing in mind.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2023 06:31 PM (iayUP)

78 71 UN Scientific American

PUBLIC HEALTH | OPINION
Masks Work. Distorting Science to Dispute the Evidence Doesn’t
New mask studies relying on a medical paradigm do not erase decades of engineering and occupational science that show they work

-

Shame we're discussing a cold virus and not engineering and occupational uses.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 12, 2023 06:29 PM (Fxr91)

Indeed. Chainlink fence has proven to stop people, dogs, and cats from going through it...but birds will sit on it and fly through. I vote for electrified masks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2023 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

79 I'm off to 3 fun filled days in Loudoun County on Sunday. Thinking of shaving my head and going all Colonel Kurtz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2023 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

This time Col. Kurtz does the extreme prejudicial terminations, baby!

Posted by: Archer at May 12, 2023 06:31 PM (gmo/4)

80 "That's 'a person experiencing houselessness' to you, h8r!"
Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:31 PM (jsQqA)

New term is unhoused...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2023 06:32 PM (bs+z0)

81 It's weird how people aren't allowed to wear a t-shirt mask when working with chlorine cylinders outdoors.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 12, 2023 06:32 PM (Fxr91)

82 76 A "houseless" man has been arrested ...

-------

"That's 'a person experiencing houselessness' to you, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:31 PM (jsQqA)

Was he at least tented?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2023 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

83 Daniel Penny was released from Manhattan criminal court on bond

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:33 PM (Vwz3I)

84 That Cruz vid is pure fire!

Want more Sick Media Burnz?

$15, $25, or even $100.

Make it hurt.

Posted by: RNC at May 12, 2023 06:33 PM (7UIeQ)

85 83 Daniel Penny was released from Manhattan criminal court on bond
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:33 PM (Vwz3I)

Glad they allowed that

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2023 06:34 PM (bs+z0)

86
It's weird how people aren't allowed to wear a t-shirt mask when working with chlorine cylinders outdoors.
Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else


Chlorine-filled balloons are the bomb!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2023 06:34 PM (pNxlR)

87 But ultimately he's still gonna put a leftist speech policer in charge, because that's what his partners want.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2023 06:26 PM (nx2KQ)


Well, phooey on that.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2023 06:34 PM (Emce2)

88
I mean, what are they going to say, man, when JackStraw's
gone, huh? Because he dies, when it dies, man, when it
dies, he dies. What are they going to say about him? What, are
they going to say, he was a kind man, he was a wise man, he had
plans, he had wisdom? Bullsh-t, man! Am I going to be the one,
that's going to set them straight? Look at me: wrong! ... You!"

Posted by: Toothless in Tennessee at May 12, 2023 06:34 PM (enJYY)

89 Was he at least tented?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 12, 2023 06:32 PM (ynpvh)


Tainted, if nothing else.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2023 06:35 PM (ZSK0i)

90 Just got back from my first "BaconFest" at the Iowa State Fairgrounds. Interestingly, it was less about bacon, and much more about hanging around outside listening to country music and drinking.

More interestingly, many beers were sold, but no Bud Light. Most signage in the "beer" category had one beer lined out with tape, but I couldn't tell for sure what it was. I'll just pretend it was Bud Light and laugh.

Posted by: Moron of many socks at May 12, 2023 06:35 PM (QfnnG)

91 So, if Satanists take Satan as their savior, are they expecting to be rewarded somehow after death? I mean, what's the hook here?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (yUef0)

I'm not one, however, I believe the hook here is that you get riches and fame here in this life and can do whatever you want. They are convinced that there is no afterlife and you need to become as God now because God is lying about being happy in heaven with Him.
Posted by: Just
______________

So, kind of like the Sadducees, except they think you can get a better deal in the here and now from Satan than God.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:36 PM (yUef0)

92 A "houseless" man has been arrested, but AOC has not protested this disgraceful arrest of one of the nation's free-range lunatics. Why does she support the arrest of this particular mentally ill man?

Well, because he took a crap on the LGBT flag, and then used it to wipe himself.
________

We need to back this guy. He's innocent. As Don Le Mon would say, it's right there in his name.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 12, 2023 06:36 PM (TgBWG)

93 The horror.


The horror ....

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2023 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

94 Biden ends his speech, then comes back on stage: "All the kids under the age of 15 come on up here"

--------

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO -- it's a TRAP!!!!

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:38 PM (jsQqA)

95 James Woods @RealJamesWoods · 13h
Either impeach him or shut up.

Just stop talking, for the love of God, and DO SOMETHING.

Quote Tweet: Kevin McCarthy @SpeakerMcCarthy · May 10
President Biden's policies have sent a message to the world—including the cartels: “the border is open.” Why is the President of the United States, who is supposed to enforce our nation’s laws, missing in action?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 12, 2023 06:39 PM (Vwz3I)

96 The Chinese Spy Balloon 🎈 was China 284 vs USA under China Joe

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2023 06:39 PM (xhxe8)

97 >Posted by: Copium Conservative - The Only True Conservative! at May 12, 2023 06:18 PM (FEapg)

Haha, nice

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 12, 2023 06:39 PM (mOkB5)

98 It’s A Madhouse! A Madhouse!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

99 I had a lot of gay clients in the 70's, 80"s and 90's

they loved antiques even tho they had hideous taste and very little knowedge beyond the practical

but most of the time thier checks were good and if they limited their tales of their latest sexual exploits, we got along OK

even tho I despised them

back then they were interested in 6 things

ripping off the ignored wife
drugs
dressing up in little culturially inappropriate costumes
wild sex parties
gloryholes
and last but not least, not paying taxes

most of the were solid republican voters
they loved Shrub

Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (us2H3)

100 Speaking of Marlon Brando and Dennis Hopper, well, if you ever wondered what happened to Hopper's character and Lt. Colby (Scott Glenn) as Coppola intended it, here it is. The video quality leaves a bit to be desired, though, since it's a deleted scene:

https://youtu.be/QxSqygnRJUI

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (ZSK0i)

101 Democrats in Loudoun County, Virginia, including a Satanist (!)l and even worse, a campaign staffer for a Soros Prosecutor, schemed to smear and punish any parents or politicians who dared to object to the school covering up an anal r@pe of a girl by a "transgender" in the girl's bathroom.

So, does this mean Antifa is more than an idea?

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (iGfKR)

102 Yaccarino the sweet potato.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

103 Biden ends his speech, then comes back on stage: "All the kids under the age of 15 come on up here"


And they were never seen again...

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2023 06:42 PM (RJQ8g)

104 Ted Cruz throwing down like a 1970s thrash rock band.

youtube.com/watch?v=QrYkBaQoyCQ

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 12, 2023 06:42 PM (KVGVf)

105 103 Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2023 06:42 PM (RJQ8g)

*I* saw them....

//A Crawlspace in Searchlight

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:43 PM (X0I7i)

106 In exchange for you allowing us to publicly admonish you for sending the spy balloon, we will lift sanctions against you.

And the human rights thing?

Yes, the human rights thing.

Ok. You may admonish us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2023 06:43 PM (/6ckN)

107 These perverts tend to cluster in ever increasing numbers. If you have children and live in or near a cluster, you need to go somewhere else.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at May 12, 2023 06:44 PM (mMOcY)

108 We're fighting for souls here, and we're up against demons. You know it's true.

Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2023 06:44 PM (eo57b)

109 102 Yaccarino the sweet potato.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (63Dwl)


don't like the look of her one bit

Posted by: REDACTED at May 12, 2023 06:44 PM (us2H3)

110 16 NOVA seems to have some serious issues with the P3dO thing and the tranny thing. Among other things.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



Its ok. The influx of rich, diverse, very Catholic, Central Americans, will bring in a new shiny diversity!! Nothing to worry about. All is well!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 12, 2023 06:44 PM (8Sqzu)

111 Yesterday, he [F. Joe] fenced reporters in with a rope to prevent them from even shouting a question about Title 42 to him.

--------

'Piker."

-- The DogEater, who occasionally handled "reporters" by locking them in sheds, closets, and prisons

Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:45 PM (jsQqA)

112 "an alleged Chinese spy balloon"
Did we all miss how the this is only an alleged Chinese spy balloon? Was it really the U.S. DOJ spying on US military bases?

I like this part too: "The phones can only be used to access preloaded apps" as if there isn't a way to reset to factory defaults and load them anyway you want.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2023 06:46 PM (Kdaed)

113 Roping off reporters like cattle is a tradition with the left.

https://tinyurl.com/y85m67v2

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)

114 If Republican guts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.

But press conferences and owning libs ain't gonna stop nothing.

In fairness, he can't do anything more than I can, though. But I could stand any member of the Horde up there and get the same impassioned speeches, only y'all probably wouldn't call J6ers terrorists and at least one of you would be rich.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2023 06:47 PM (nx2KQ)

115 Jon Stewart of course is in favor of having Kids access to Porn and Drag shows

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 12, 2023 06:47 PM (dKiJG)

116 The phones can only be used to access preloaded apps" as if there isn't a way to reset to factory defaults and load them anyway you want.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2023 06:46 PM (Kdaed)

They probably come with a little slip of paper saying "please don't load any other apps on here wink wink", in two hundred and thirty seven languages.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2023 06:47 PM (9UlRk)

117 I like this part too: "The phones can only be used to access preloaded apps" as if there isn't a way to reset to factory defaults and load them anyway you want.

Even if that is true, its still millions spent for criminals to have an easier life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)

118 111 Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:45 PM (jsQqA)

People forget that Joey Plugz was sort of Urkle's enforcer when Urkle wanted privacy for his own deals.

Joey locked two reporters in a closet during campaign 2012.

The media deserves everything they get, they are larping as the bitch from "50 Shades of Gabe*"

*49 of which are a form of brown

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:47 PM (X0I7i)

119 Invasion USA

We'll all be planning out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our Rioboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the decade
We're on invasion to stay
Tell the gringo we're migrants
Invasion U.S.A.

Posted by: The Beach Boys at May 12, 2023 06:48 PM (4I/2K)

120 @104

>>Ted Cruz throwing down like a 1970s thrash rock band.


Thrash didn't emerge until the 80s, though there were precursors in the 70's, the genre didn't really emerge from the primordial ooze until around 81 or 82.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 12, 2023 06:48 PM (up/3i)

121 112 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2023 06:46 PM (Kdaed)

If it is only an alleged Chinese balloon the first person who shoots them down will get 10,000 watt solar panels assuming they survive the fall.

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:49 PM (X0I7i)

122 108 Posted by: Eromero at May 12, 2023 06:44 PM (eo57b)

We are in business with crazy people, and a lot of us have been pointing that out since recounts 2000.

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:50 PM (X0I7i)

123 If it is only an alleged Chinese balloon the first person who shoots them down will get 10,000 watt solar panels assuming they survive the fall.
Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:49 PM (X0I7i)

Use a bb gun, and have a little bit of patience

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2023 06:50 PM (9UlRk)

124 Posted by: Moron of many socks at May 12, 2023 06:35 PM (QfnnG)

We just got back from a technology conference for Inspector's work and he said the vendors all had Bud Light stocked but no one was taking any.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2023 06:50 PM (nC+QA)

125 (jsQqA)

95 James Woods @RealJamesWoods · 13h
Either impeach him or shut up.

Just stop talking, for the love of God, and DO SOMETHING.

////

I agree. Now, while there is SO much attention on the border. Yeah, the Senate will suck. But do it

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 12, 2023 06:50 PM (mJYCJ)

126 If it is only an alleged Chinese balloon the first person who shoots them down will get 10,000 watt solar panels assuming they survive the fall.

Yeah but they are made from PCBs, uranium, and batrachotoxin, so better they land on your neighbor's property

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 06:50 PM (0hOvj)

127 Cell phones are tracking devices. I doubt many of these fine, upstanding not citizens will hold on to them long.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2023 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

128 126 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 06:50 PM (0hOvj)

You see carcinogens, I see robotic engineering opportunity.

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:51 PM (X0I7i)

129 Did the satanist call one of the parents an 'antichrist'?
If so, that would be...inconsistent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2023 06:52 PM (ufFY8)

130 Speaking of Marlon Brando and Dennis Hopper, well, if you ever wondered what happened to Hopper's character and Lt. Colby (Scott Glenn) as Coppola intended it, here it is. The video quality leaves a bit to be desired, though, since it's a deleted scene:

https://youtu.be/QxSqygnRJUI
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (ZSK0i)


Welp, that scene deserved to hit the cutting room floor.

That was awful. Kind of the cinematic equivalent of the nudge-nudge/wink-wink guy to make sure you got the message.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2023 06:52 PM (RJQ8g)

131 123 Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2023 06:50 PM (9UlRk)

I recall they hover around 60,000 feet.

So it takes a lot of pumps on the old Red Ryder.

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:52 PM (X0I7i)

132 If it were up to me, the only ringtone on those phones would be La Cucaracha.

Posted by: fd at May 12, 2023 06:53 PM (iayUP)

133 Did the satanist call one of the parents an 'antichrist'?
If so, that would be...inconsistent.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 12, 2023 06:52 PM (ufFY

You can't spell cognitive dissonance without Dis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2023 06:53 PM (9UlRk)

134 132 Posted by: fd at May 12, 2023 06:53 PM (iayUP)

While a funny joke it would need Toto's "Africa" as well as some Abba and some Chinese Pop.

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:54 PM (X0I7i)

135 130 Speaking of Marlon Brando and Dennis Hopper, well, if you ever wondered what happened to Hopper's character and Lt. Colby (Scott Glenn) as Coppola intended it, here it is. The video quality leaves a bit to be desired, though, since it's a deleted scene:

https://youtu.be/QxSqygnRJUI
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2023 06:40 PM (ZSK0i)

Welp, that scene deserved to hit the cutting room floor.

That was awful. Kind of the cinematic equivalent of the nudge-nudge/wink-wink guy to make sure you got the message.
Posted by: naturalfake



It wasn't even added to the AN-Redux DVD that came out a few years back. Most of those scenes needed to stay on the cutting room floor too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 12, 2023 06:55 PM (8Sqzu)

136
The New Twitter CEO Is a Former Trump Appointee Who Follows Libs of TikTok

https://tinyurl.com/2a2ebdyy
Posted by: redridinghood

==========

Their sense of doom is encouraging...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 12, 2023 06:55 PM (lCaJd)

137 Did the satanist call one of the parents an 'antichrist'?

Yeah I am kind of baffled by the designations they used.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 06:55 PM (0hOvj)

138 -- The DogEater, who occasionally handled "reporters" by locking them in sheds, closets, and prisons
Posted by: ShainS at May 12, 2023 06:45 PM (jsQqA)

Pretty sure the closet event was a Biden thing too. It's been 10 years though, so I may be wrong.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 12, 2023 06:55 PM (nC+QA)

139 If it were up to me, the only ringtone on those phones would be La Cucaracha.
Posted by: fd

The Degüello would be more appropriate.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 12, 2023 06:56 PM (Kdaed)

140 Most of those scenes needed to stay on the cutting room floor too.

That is why I am skeptical of director's cuts. Just because that was their vision doesn't mean it was a GOOD vision.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

141 That was awful. Kind of the cinematic equivalent of the nudge-nudge/wink-wink guy to make sure you got the message.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 12, 2023 06:52 PM (RJQ8g)



Subtle as a brick upside the head. But there it is.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 12, 2023 06:56 PM (ZSK0i)

142 The Satanists puzzle me to no end. I'm sure some people think they're goofing off, but like ouiji boards, you don't know what you're doing.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 12, 2023 06:56 PM (Fxr91)

143 Racers are out here this evening

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)

144 140 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 06:56 PM (0hOvj)

Eh it is a coin flip, I think Heat was better.....

I think Payback was retarded, it is a damn shame too because The Hunter deserves a well made film.

Posted by: sven at May 12, 2023 06:57 PM (X0I7i)

145 Nood

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 12, 2023 06:57 PM (nx2KQ)

146 Saw a Google News up state a bit from me in Pa Saucon Valley HS has now a Satan Club.

Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2023 06:58 PM (xhxe8)

147 I think Payback was retarded, it is a damn shame too because The Hunter deserves a well made film.

I really liked Payback but yes, the original story would be even better. Especially if it was a period piece. If I had billions I would throw them away producing stuff like Matt Helm set in the 60s. Maybe they wouldn't be popular with others but I'd love to see em.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 12, 2023 07:00 PM (0hOvj)

148 If it were up to me, the only ringtone on those phones would be La Cucaracha.
Posted by: fd at May 12, 2023 06:53 PM (iayUP)
........

Guantanamera
or maybe Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo

Posted by: wth at May 12, 2023 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

149 Saw a Google News up state a bit from me in Pa Saucon Valley HS has now a Satan Club.
Posted by: Skip at May 12, 2023 06:58 PM (xhxe

That's been around for years. That whole school district is nuts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 12, 2023 07:05 PM (9UlRk)

150 55 So, if Satanists take Satan as their savior, are they expecting to be rewarded somehow after death? I mean, what's the hook here?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 12, 2023 06:25 PM (yUef0)

----

They don't believe any of that shit, they're just asshole atheists who are trolling.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 12, 2023 07:14 PM (+TzMF)

151 Did the satanist call one of the parents an 'antichrist'?

Yeah I am kind of baffled by the designations they used.


The satanists are sadists; they enjoy hurting people. Since these satanists/sadists are trigger word types, they project that labels are harmful so they try to accuse people of labels that the satanists/sadists believe are hurtful and then use them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 12, 2023 07:19 PM (YXHzG)

152 If it were up to me, the only ringtone on those phones would be La Cucaracha.
fd at May 12, 2023 06:53 PM

Don't forget the Frito Bandito song.

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