Pet EMS Cafe

A man’s dog had been missing for 3 years. He posted flyers constantly and always kept looking for him. He received a call one day about a dog in front of a shop that looked like his missing dog. It was! This is the moment they reunited 🥺🥰 pic.twitter.com/6z9f9ZZQuz
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) April 29, 2023

We do not deserve dogs 🥺 pic.twitter.com/l6TWVOTpeA
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) May 9, 2023

A hero fireman, Cory Kalanick, saves a kittens life ❤️

Via - GoPro pic.twitter.com/39YljwgqA3
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) May 8, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 08:24 PM

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1 Dusty in here.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2023 08:28 PM (PiwSw)

2 Hi all

Posted by: Ciampino -- moonshine isn't just a Space thingrs code at May 11, 2023 08:29 PM (qfLjt)

3 There is a quality hockey game taking place in Carolina tonight...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 08:29 PM (CCSxw)

4 Someone else in the rain:
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
Puppy watching the rain.. 😊

https://tinyurl.com/4rz98dzn

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 11, 2023 08:31 PM (Vwz3I)

5 Devils have turned this game on it's head

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 08:32 PM (CCSxw)

6 Buen perrito.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 11, 2023 08:33 PM (PiwSw)

7 "The best and most bravest girl takes a blood draw without complaint and just stares lovingly at the vet."

Awww... such a sweet face.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 08:33 PM (NpAcC)

8 Perth got drenched.

I've been through 11 inches of rain in one night, but that looked like more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2023 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

9 Does the video of the dog getting the blood draw seem off? Is she full of tranquilizers or something? She doesn't even put her paw down. Obviously the vet knows what's up or she wouldn't have her face right there, but if a dog were fixated on me like that, I'd take two big steps back.

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 11, 2023 08:34 PM (MpOGS)

10 dogs are great, need more 'lab work'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards GotG vol 3 review at May 11, 2023 08:34 PM (xcxpd)

11 ...and the Canes find a way...

2-2

Riveting action

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 08:35 PM (CCSxw)

12 Ciampino

Good evening. May EtOH bless you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2023 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

13 Got me a Gurkha Beauty and a trippelbock from the brewery down the road. Let's party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 08:36 PM (9UlRk)

14 Hyvä koira

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 08:37 PM (9UlRk)

15 What a period...

2-2

...going into the 3rd

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 08:37 PM (CCSxw)

16 Omgosh the kitten rescue and The reunited dog & owner

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 08:39 PM (gACKv)

17 "We do not deserve dogs 🥺"
*****
Sent by God from heaven to love us, unconditionally.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 08:40 PM (NpAcC)

18 9 Does the video of the dog getting the blood draw seem off? Is she full of tranquilizers or something?

---

It creeped me out

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 08:40 PM (gACKv)

19 Just saw the Clydesdale ad again. Nice try, Bud, but you’re fag juice now. Enjoy the rapid decline.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2023 08:40 PM (u73oe)

20 I wonder if Kinkajou Honey Bears are good eating…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 11, 2023 08:40 PM (R/m4+)

21 Doggeh is currently playing with the crushed squeaker of a toy he'd ripped apart

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 08:41 PM (gACKv)

22 {{{vmom}}} stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

May your knives stay as sharp as your wit.
(Best I can do on short notice.). Btw, your prayers were helpful. Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2023 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

23 Sent by God from heaven to love us, unconditionally.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 08:40 PM (NpAcC)

So were we.

They're just there to remind us we suck at it.

It works.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 08:42 PM (9UlRk)

24 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2023 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

How is Mrs Salty?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 08:42 PM (gACKv)

25 "Just saw the Clydesdale ad again. Nice try, Bud, but you’re fag juice now. Enjoy the rapid decline."

Hey, hey, hey. It's not about a beer it's about the American spirit. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 11, 2023 08:42 PM (gLRfa)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2023 08:44 PM (T4tVD)

27 >> Does the video of the dog getting the blood draw seem off? Is she full of tranquilizers or something?

I took Elvis for his annual physical today. Small town vet, she invites me to come into the room to be with him to keep him calm.

He got 3 vaccinations, gave blood for his heart worm test and had a few other indignities performed on him. He never blinked, just stood there looking at me. Some dogs freak out, some go still.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2023 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

28 Got me a Gurkha Beauty
-----------
At a kukri out tonight??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 11, 2023 08:45 PM (Vwz3I)

29 almost missed this

thus humiliating Don LeMon more than he usually pays for.

1st rate cruelty sir.

Posted by: DaveA at May 11, 2023 08:45 PM (FhXTo)

30 B&S @_B___S
Sad mama dog reunites with her lost puppies. A dog mama named Cora ended up in a shelter after her owner had taken her babies away from her. Depressed, she wouldn’t move away from a corner, so The Marin Humane Society tracked down Cora’s puppies and reunited the family

https://tinyurl.com/5yjawkws

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 11, 2023 08:46 PM (Vwz3I)

31
Her Majesty and Delilah finally made it to Albuquerque after driving the RV for 10 hours through 30 mph winds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2023 08:47 PM (MoZTd)

32 Obama must have taken his "pen and phone" w/him, since Biden is seemingly powerless.

Posted by: BignJames at May 11, 2023 08:47 PM (AwYPR)

33 Yeah, that dog is going with the EMT’s. Or there will be trouble.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 11, 2023 08:48 PM (glGDV)

34 GF always had a bitch of a time taking Warai-Inu to the vet. Surly, growling, turned up to eleven. One time he damn near bit the tech's face off. Last time though, the vet suggested she just wait outside.... and suddenly pooch was putty in the tech's hands.

Guess he just was trying to protect his Breakfast Human.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 08:48 PM (9UlRk)

35 I saw a Sales Rep from the Del Papa beer distributor company for Galveston County, today.

He was driving a small utility van, in full shrink-wrapped Bud Light livery.

I did not get to see of he had added a brown paper bag with eyeholes as part of his company uniform.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 11, 2023 08:49 PM (e6UQI)

36 31
Her Majesty and Delilah finally made it to Albuquerque after driving the RV for 10 hours through 30 mph winds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 11, 2023 08:47 PM (MoZTd)

That's some rough sailing. Literally.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 08:50 PM (9UlRk)

37 well, that'll teach me to watch videos on a cafe titled Pet EMS. Goodness. Couldn't watch the blood draw, brought back too many memories of past pets. And the firemen saving the kitten . . .

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at May 11, 2023 08:50 PM (ebhEj)

38 Watching some vid & zap the electricity is off.

PSO sez, equipment failure. Well, duh.

And it'll be fixed by... 11pm!?!

Or has the infrastructure war reached Smallville? Waited too long to get a generator!

Well, conserving power ... back later... maybe...

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at May 11, 2023 08:51 PM (Iru76)

39 Well, conserving power ... back later... maybe...
Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at May 11, 2023 08:51 PM (Iru76)

Just hit F5 every two seconds, instead of every one second. You'll halve your power consumption.

Trust me. I science for a living.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 08:53 PM (9UlRk)

40 4 Someone else in the rain:
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
Puppy watching the rain.. 😊

https://tinyurl.com/4rz98dzn
Posted by: andycanuck

Needs some background music. Something Bladerunner-ish

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2023 08:54 PM (NsE9F)

41 Joe Biden is a polyp on the rectum of a skunk, run over four days ago and scooped into a trash bag.

No offense to the skunk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 08:55 PM (5xURv)

42 Needs some background music. Something Bladerunner-ish
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2023 08:54 PM (NsE9F)

C-beams, glittering of the shoulder of WOOOO WOO WOO WOOO WOOOOOO!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 08:55 PM (9UlRk)

43 vmom

Recovering. Slow but sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2023 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

44 Ace, you need a dog. You REALLY need a dog.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 11, 2023 08:55 PM (sWM8x)

45 3rd period underway

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 08:56 PM (CCSxw)

46 Recovering. Slow but sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Good to hear!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 11, 2023 08:57 PM (gACKv)

47 34 GF always had a bitch of a time taking Warai-Inu to the vet. Surly, growling, turned up to eleven.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at
——
The Savannah boys sound exactly like what you would think the monster under the bed sounds when at the vet. Unearthly noises and growls, hisses and spits. The language they are using is unacceptable! I have to show pictures to prove they are lovable guys at home.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 08:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

48 31 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I am glad they made it safe and sound!

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 08:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

49 Since I can't adopt a baby elephant I have to admit that I have been tempted to adopt a baby goat.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 08:59 PM (NpAcC)

50 Joe Biden is the taco shits you get from a taco vendor who serves food from his grade F health rated truck on a hot summer day in Borneo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 08:59 PM (5xURv)

51 Devils down to their last period of hockey in 2023, unless they find away to get one more goal than Carolina

#desperation

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 08:59 PM (CCSxw)

52 49 Since I can't adopt a baby elephant I have to admit that I have been tempted to adopt a baby goat.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 08:59 PM (NpAcC

Hope you like Hershey kisses all over your floor!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 08:59 PM (5xURv)

53 I have to show pictures to prove they are lovable guys at home.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 08:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

They're so ridiculous, aren't they? Mr.Growly Barky Bite-yer-face in public, when you get him home, is scared to death of a light spring shower and hides in the corner in his hippo jammies....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:00 PM (9UlRk)

54 I guess someone got served?

And we got served back, so...I guess now. IT'S ON!

Posted by: The OC Diggities at May 11, 2023 09:00 PM (NCgXW)

55 Whin that Title 40 thing ends tonites we all beleives thats Texass shoulds let all gays intro the county without detenction and thens shipped to other states like Floradia.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2023 09:01 PM (20SKS)

56
I gave my cat to a friend because I couldn't take care of it (work, travel) and when I saw it after a year it ducked its head and ran from me in Stranger Danger mode.

Seriously bummed me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 09:01 PM (lCaJd)

57 Hope you like Hershey kisses all over your floor!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 08:59 PM (5xURv)
******
I was hoping to train it to use the pet door like the dogs.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 09:01 PM (NpAcC)

58 The Bud Clydesdale commercials can pull at the heart strings. But this is my favorite: https://youtu.be/vp_szhKqIK0

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 11, 2023 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

59 57 Hope you like Hershey kisses all over your floor!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 08:59 PM (5xURv)
******
I was hoping to train it to use the pet door like the dogs.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 09:01 PM (NpAcC

If that doesn't work, just head butt it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:03 PM (5xURv)

60 That's some solid clogginsteining. Not gonna lie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:03 PM (9UlRk)

61
Is that kid on top getting a cavity filled?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 09:03 PM (lCaJd)

62 55 Whin that Title 40 thing ends tonites we all beleives thats Texass shoulds let all gays intro the county without detenction and thens shipped to other states like Floradia.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2023 09:01 PM

Good we will ship them all to Vermont you fat ass bitch cirvex licker !!!!!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at May 11, 2023 09:03 PM (20SKS)

63 42 Needs some background music. Something Bladerunner-ish
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2023 08:54 PM (NsE9F)

C-beams, glittering of the shoulder of WOOOO WOO WOO WOOO WOOOOOO!
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 11, 2023 09:05 PM (NsE9F)

64 Kitten rescue really got to me.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:06 PM (Uv0D2)

65 Really great vids of doggehs

Our dog thinks he raised our kids, and that it was a big favor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2023 09:07 PM (EZebt)

66 Our dog thinks he raised our kids, and that it was a big favor.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2023 09:07 PM (EZebt)

In Fairness.... he's probably right

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:08 PM (9UlRk)

67 3rd period almost past the halfway point

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:11 PM (CCSxw)

68 "I mean these poor little primates can't even fathom the idea of killing a rodent with their teeth! I tell ya, some days i just feel like I've failed them"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:12 PM (9UlRk)

69 Devils playing with a whiff of desperation

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:12 PM (CCSxw)

70 In Fairness.... he's probably right
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:08 PM (9UlRk)
===

Fine, but he's so damn smug about it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2023 09:14 PM (EZebt)

71 Quiet tonight around here!

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

72 That looks like my Paisley up top.

Posted by: NL at May 11, 2023 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

73 Quiet tonight around here!
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

Huh?!?!?! Sorry, can't hear you over the crotch rockets and four-banger rice-burners farting up and down the road two blocks over....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:16 PM (9UlRk)

74 Good Cafe tonight. Thank you Ace.

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2023 09:16 PM (bwl/U)

75 Rewatching the Biopic on Winston Churchill and lamenting the fact that no real men exist in government anymore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:17 PM (5xURv)

76 Quiet tonight around here!
Posted by: Piper

Yeah. Too quiet.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:17 PM (qoGsy)

77 Yeah. Too quiet.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:17 PM (qoGsy)

dun dunnn DAAAAAAAAA!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:17 PM (9UlRk)

78 And then the murders began...

Posted by: 496 at May 11, 2023 09:18 PM (bwl/U)

79 And then the murders started.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 11, 2023 09:19 PM (u73oe)

80 White boy dancer exercising his white boy privilege.

Damn ace, some of those vids are working hard to make me cry.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 11, 2023 09:20 PM (ufFY8)

81 My ginormous weiner strains, craves release! My loins are heavy with need! Stand back, stand back... Vesuvius, Krakatoa, and my pants!
Posted by: Pendulating Richard

STAY BACK HONEY!! I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG IT GETS!!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 11, 2023 09:20 PM (qoGsy)

82 80 And then the murders started.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at

Are we allowed to suggest potential victims? Hypothetically.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 I sure hope a dank fog doesn't roll in before the wolves start howling....

Did someone lock the front gate?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:20 PM (5xURv)

84 I sure hope a dank fog doesn't roll in before the wolves start howling....

Did someone lock the front gate?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Surely a saloon door needs to creak.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:22 PM (qoGsy)

85 The screendoor slammed and the hook vibrated until....suddenly it stopped...as if somebody held it still....

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:22 PM (Uv0D2)

86 Microburst. That's the word I was looking for. Rained so hard I couldn't see the hood of my vehicle.

Posted by: Javems at May 11, 2023 09:23 PM (AmoqO)

87 Ok, i need help. As an uneducated rube... the word "biopic"... i always took it to be ""Bio-Pic", as in "Biographical Picture". A movie that's a biography. Because i had only ever read the word, and never heard it said it loud.

And yet i keep hearing people saying "bi-opic"... as in.... Having two eyes? Or something? That doesn't make sense. And yet somehow i find myself feeling like I'm the asshole who doesn't know what words are....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:23 PM (9UlRk)

88
Did someone lock the front gate?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Surely a saloon door needs to creak.
Posted by: Tonypete

* screeching bird that sounds like someone screeching what is in all of the UK detective shows *

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 11, 2023 09:23 PM (jzzG8)

89 The a scratching, slow and deliberate started at the wooden door. All that held back the evil from the bowls of hell was an inch of pine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:23 PM (5xURv)

90 ...it'll be unfortunate if the Devils lose this game.

They've been pretty stout at both ends of the ice...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:24 PM (CCSxw)

91 I shuddered at the sound of flap flap flap...the killer was wearing flipflops!

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:24 PM (Uv0D2)

92 I sure hope a dank fog doesn't roll in before the wolves start howling....

Did someone lock the front gate?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:20 PM (5xURv)

Oh shit is that Willie Nelson?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:24 PM (9UlRk)

93 4 minutes left in the 3rd...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:25 PM (CCSxw)

94 76
Yeah. Too quiet.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:17 PM (qoGsy)

I suppose I should catch up on what fun things have happened in the world today. Was a crazy busy day - tomorrow is the same, start at 5a again! In the alternative, I could ignore what happened in the world…

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

95
92 I shuddered at the sound of flap flap flap...the killer was wearing flipflops!
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:24 PM (Uv0D2

I pondered the irony of being murdered by someone in a Jimmy Buffet t-shirt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:25 PM (5xURv)

96
So who's Elon appointing as Twitter CEO? He refers to the person as "she," but who knows, he might be throwing us off the scent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 09:25 PM (lCaJd)

97 Yeah. Too quiet.

The otter has a long mustache.

Posted by: Double Naught Spy at May 11, 2023 09:25 PM (Xrfse)

98 In happy pet news: Crystal, a neighbor's beautiful girl of 13 whom was face bit by a copperhead last week, is doing great. All the head swelling has disappeared and she is her happy, former self. Still a bit of a black eye but the vet says that should fade slowly.

She'll sit when I tell her to for a treat. Her owner can't get her to do that. HA!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:26 PM (qoGsy)

99
And yet i keep hearing people saying "bi-opic"... as in.... Having two eyes? Or something? That doesn't make sense. And yet somehow i find myself feeling like I'm the asshole who doesn't know what words are....
Posted by: Warai-otoko

============

YOU are right. Bi-opic, those people drive me crazy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 09:26 PM (lCaJd)

100 And yet i keep hearing people saying "bi-opic"... as in.... Having two eyes? Or something? That doesn't make sense. And yet somehow i find myself feeling like I'm the asshole who doesn't know what words are....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:23 PM (9UlRk

I say Bi-ah-pic. But I'm a redneck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:27 PM (5xURv)

101 Ugh
Musk In Talks To Name NBCUniversal Executive And Top World Economic Forum Official As New Twitter CEO: Report

https://tinyurl.com/3xx7c633

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 09:27 PM (NpAcC)

102 97
So who's Elon appointing as Twitter CEO? He refers to the person as "she," but who knows, he might be throwing us off the scent.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 09:25 PM (lCaJd)

A lovely, lantern jawed south african lass named Noël Smuk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:27 PM (9UlRk)

103 So who's Elon appointing as Twitter CEO? He refers to the person as "she," but who knows, he might be throwing us off the scent.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Not sure if this is the one, but not a good precedent in some respects.

@simonateba 18m
BREAKING: @ElonMusk and Linda Yaccarino @lindayacc from NBCUniversal are in advanced talks for Yaccarino to potentially become the CEO of Twitter.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 11, 2023 09:27 PM (jzzG8)

104 I have to say, today nobody I know personally was killed. But, there are some I haven't heard from.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:27 PM (Uv0D2)

105 105 I have to say, today nobody I know personally was killed. But, there are some I haven't heard from.
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:27 PM (Uv0D2)

It's always the butler.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:28 PM (5xURv)

106 I guess if you were gonna use "-opic" as in "viewing a thing", the front of the compound would still be "bio-"... so bioöpic? That's weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:29 PM (9UlRk)

107 So who's Elon appointing as Twitter CEO? He refers to the person as "she," but who knows, he might be throwing us off the scent.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Not sure if this is the one, but not a good precedent in some respects.

@simonateba 18m
BREAKING: @ElonMusk and Linda Yaccarino @lindayacc from NBCUniversal are in advanced talks for Yaccarino to potentially become the CEO of Twitter.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 11, 2023 09:27 PM (jzzG

*****
It's trending on Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 11, 2023 09:29 PM (NpAcC)

108 It's always the butler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In the parlor with the candlestick.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:29 PM (qoGsy)

109 Did someone lock the front gate?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Oh sugar. I was supposed to do that, wasn’t I? And set the flip flop trap, right? Oops. Sorry, y’all.

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

110 Pretty much sudden death hockey at this point

3 minutes left in the 3rd

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:30 PM (CCSxw)

111
Oh sugar. I was supposed to do that, wasn’t I? And set the flip flop trap, right? Oops. Sorry, y’all.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:30 PM (ZdaMQ

I'm sure we're safe. We should probably all sleep outside in a tent though to be sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:31 PM (5xURv)

112 Wait, no, "bioöpic" would just mean "having living eyeballs".... which is damn near Cronenbergian

So not that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:31 PM (9UlRk)

113 87 Ok, i need help. As an uneducated rube... the word "biopic"... i always took it to be ""Bio-Pic", as in "Biographical Picture". A movie that's a biography. Because i had only ever read the word, and never heard it said it loud.

It's BI-POK and stands for Black, indigenous people of color, you privileged monster! And it's not MY job to educate you on the subject!

Posted by: Confused, but self-righteous, Leftist of color at May 11, 2023 09:32 PM (NCgXW)

114 I can't get over how much Mittens Romney reminds me of Chamberlin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:32 PM (5xURv)

115 It's BI-POK and stands for Black, indigenous people of color, you privileged monster! And it's not MY job to educate you on the subject!
Posted by: Confused, but self-righteous, Leftist of color at May 11, 2023 09:32 PM (NCgXW)

You sound vaccinated.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:33 PM (9UlRk)

116 111
Oh sugar. I was supposed to do that, wasn’t I? And set the flip flop trap, right? Oops. Sorry, y’all.
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:30 PM (ZdaMQ

I'm sure we're safe. We should probably all sleep outside in a tent though to be sure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:31 PM
Just sneak around and come up behind the guy, he can't back up in those flipflops.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:33 PM (Uv0D2)

117 Good lord the action on the ice...

1 minute in the 3rd

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:34 PM (CCSxw)

118 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2023 09:01 PM (20SKS)

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at May 11, 2023 09:03 PM (20SKS)

Socking a regular is no-no zone violation.

For shame!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 One day closer to nowhere at May 11, 2023 09:35 PM (89Sog)

119 We're going to OOOOOOOVERTIME...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:35 PM (CCSxw)

120 How many kids has Elon had with the new ceo?

Posted by: NCKate at May 11, 2023 09:35 PM (d5Qya)

121 Who wears flip flops to a murder?

Uncouth! Uncouth I say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:36 PM (5xURv)

122 117 Good lord the action on the ice...

1 minute in the 3rd
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:34 PM
That....sounds ...chilling.

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:36 PM (Uv0D2)

123 How many kids has Elon had with the new ceo?
Posted by: NCKate at May 11, 2023 09:35 PM (d5Qya)

Metric or SAE?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:36 PM (9UlRk)

124 You sound vaccinated.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:33 PM

Vaccinated with Pfizer, J&J, and Moderna, just to be sure...along with 5 boosters. But..this thread always makes me cry, because there's no vaccine for my cats!!!!

Biden, do something!!

Posted by: Confused, but self-righteous, Leftist of color at May 11, 2023 09:37 PM (NCgXW)

125 That....sounds ...chilling.
Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:36 PM (Uv0D2)

It's a cold, cold game...

#suddendeath

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (CCSxw)

126 Who wears flip flops to a murder?

Uncouth! Uncouth I say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

E'rryone in SouthEast Asia.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (jzzG8)

127 121 Who wears flip flops to a murder?

Uncouth! Uncouth I say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at

What does the handbook say as to murder appropriate shoes?

Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

128 108 It's always the butler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In the parlor with the candlestick.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:29 PM (qoGsy)

So the implements that came with the game whe I was a yute were dead soft lead.

Did anyone else reshape them so they looked like they'd been recently used as a murder weapon?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (8C7+r)

129 I saw Bipoc get shot with Biggie at some bullshit club in SoCal whenever the hell it was i don't know i was high.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (9UlRk)

130 123 How many kids has Elon had with the new ceo?
Posted by: NCKate at May 11, 2023 09:35 PM (d5Qya)

Metric or SAE?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:36 PM
4, If you count the one on top of the Tesla. 'Get your ass off there, kid.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2023 09:39 PM (Uv0D2)

131 @themattphelps 8m
Tornado warned supercell near Alex, Oklahoma

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 11, 2023 09:39 PM (jzzG8)

132 127 121 Who wears flip flops to a murder?

Uncouth! Uncouth I say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at

What does the handbook say as to murder appropriate shoes?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

Pretty sure it's not crocs.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at May 11, 2023 09:39 PM (8C7+r)

133 Biden, do something!!
Posted by: Confused, but self-righteous, Leftist of color at May 11, 2023 09:37 PM (NCgXW)

I don't think you want that man anywhere near your pusssy, Mrs. Slocumb

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:40 PM (9UlRk)

134 What does the handbook say as to murder appropriate shoes?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

*Thumbs pages...

Uh, who wrote this? Crocs? Someone crossed out Penny Loafers and wrote crocs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:40 PM (5xURv)

135 What does the handbook say as to murder appropriate shoes?
Posted by: Piper at May 11, 2023 09:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

Walmart sneakers bought with cash in a different state two sizes smaller than your feet. Wear plastic bags over your socks and cut the toes out of the shoes so you can walk.

Or so I've heard

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 11, 2023 09:41 PM (cupoy)

136 118 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 11, 2023 09:01 PM (20SKS)

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at May 11, 2023 09:03 PM (20SKS)

Socking a regular is no-no zone violation.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 One day closer to nowhere at May 11, 2023 09:35 PM

Just like Mary back in her teens as a hippy, I always assumed her sock was community property, to be used and discarded at will by all.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 11, 2023 09:42 PM (NCgXW)

137 Uh, who wrote this? Crocs? Someone crossed out Penny Loafers and wrote crocs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:40 PM (5xURv)

GARRRR-RETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ace, hollering from back-stage at May 11, 2023 09:42 PM (9UlRk)

138 Who wears flip flops to a murder?

Elementary, my dear Watson … a gymnast!

Posted by: Shirley Locke . . . at May 11, 2023 09:42 PM (jonTH)

139 Like Churchill, Mary has been played by many.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:43 PM (5xURv)

140
I can't get over how much Mittens Romney reminds me of Chamberlin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Richard?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2023 09:44 PM (63Dwl)

141 Everyone uses Mary, the only rule is to get a laugh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2023 09:44 PM (EZebt)

142 Just like Mary back in her teens as a hippy, I always assumed her sock was community property, to be used and discarded at will by all.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

The most used piece of equipment in the gym.

*this has to be a gag in a movie or two*

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2023 09:46 PM (qoGsy)

143 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MY SISTER IS A CLAPPED OUT BRAIN DEAD HOO-ER

Posted by: BEN CLOGGINSTEIN, FORMERLY OF BRATTLEBORO, VT at May 11, 2023 09:46 PM (9UlRk)

144 Um, all NHL teams will see more hockey in 2023, regardless of playoff results.

There is a brief break between mid-June and early October, for regular season games. With camp starting in August or September, they'll have a few weeks off from their "winter" sport.

Carry on.

Posted by: AOSHQ Pedantic Correction Authority at May 11, 2023 09:47 PM (OTzUX)

145 140
I can't get over how much Mittens Romney reminds me of Chamberlin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Richard?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 11, 2023 09:44 PM (63Dwl)

No, the spineless, sniveling shit Neville.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:47 PM (6VKyY)

146 Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 11, 2023 09:42 PM (NCgXW)

You intentionally left a line out.

For shame!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 One day closer to nowhere at May 11, 2023 09:48 PM (89Sog)

147 Oilers / Kraken takes the ice at 9:51 regardless of the outcome in Carolina...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:48 PM (CCSxw)

148 Carry on.
Posted by: AOSHQ Pedantic Correction Authority at May 11, 2023 09:47 PM (OTzUX)

***gives side eye to the Authority***

***and not the good Susanna Hoffs side eye either***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:50 PM (CCSxw)

149 There were probably Germans who thought Hitler was a gutless ass-licker for sucking up to their Anglo bitch step-cousins instead of just starting the murder spree right away.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:50 PM (9UlRk)

150 O/T underway...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:51 PM (CCSxw)

151 ***and not the good Susanna Hoffs side eye either***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:50 PM (CCSxw

Walk Like an Egyptian video?

Yah boy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 11, 2023 09:51 PM (6VKyY)

152 Schmid with a huge save

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:54 PM (CCSxw)

153 "Once this Hitler asshole is out of the way, we can get a real leader in the Chancellorship"

...

History is replete with geniuses.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:54 PM (9UlRk)

154
@simonateba 18m
BREAKING: @ElonMusk and Linda Yaccarino @lindayacc from NBCUniversal are in advanced talks for Yaccarino to potentially become the CEO of Twitter.
Posted by: weft-cut loop

=========

Oohh. I don't know anything about her, but "NBC" makes me instinctively shudder.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 09:56 PM (lCaJd)

155 Throw the puck at the net...

Good things, strange things can happen

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:56 PM (CCSxw)

156 Oohh. I don't know anything about her, but "NBC" makes me instinctively shudder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 11, 2023 09:56 PM (lCaJd)

#MeToo

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 09:57 PM (9UlRk)

157 #MeThree

Posted by: Matt Laurer's Interns at May 11, 2023 09:58 PM (9UlRk)

158 Ah, powr restored- thanks, mystic order of hard hats!

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at May 11, 2023 09:59 PM (fgd7/)

159 ONT up...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 10:00 PM (CCSxw)

160 Good things, strange things can happen
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 11, 2023 09:56 PM (CCSxw

Hockey is a lot like fencing. A lifetime of training and perfecting and honing of skills and top of the line equipment that all boils down to two dudes with sticks spazzing at each other for a few milliseconds

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 11, 2023 10:01 PM (9UlRk)

161 That dog whose owner found him after three years acted just like my dog every day when I got home from work.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2023 10:03 PM (uE10U)

162 >>>Um.

The 2nd um was the best um. Even though it didn't pay off, it was fun to think about.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 11, 2023 10:49 PM (klJTj)

163 My son-in-law is a pediatric dentist and uses a therapy dog at times. What a great idea!

Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 12, 2023 02:18 PM (MTm8X)

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