Roomba Red Alert Cafe

Madagascar by Stephen Gollan

Dog sighing after a long day of dogging.

Teamwork.

Wind-socks.

Whale loves hugs and kisses.

Dunkin' doggo.

Hoo goes there?

When your dog digs a hole by your driveway.

Cat is surprised by Bonus Destruction he didn't even intend.

This dog must be married. He's using the strategy of "malicious compliance" to make sure he's never again asked to do the dumb shit he's now being asked to do.

The thrill of a theft well-executed.

Very satisfying snow removal. It's like picking your nose, only you don't have to wipe it under the table.

LOL: Baby bird keeps expecting a live worm to jump into his mouth, because they always used to when mommy was feeding him.

Perfect activity for a sunny spring day.

I guess he won the jackpot?

Different kind of claw machine.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/lvjV0qEvCo
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 9, 2023

First steps of a baby giraffe.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/cLb5ibhFcJ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 9, 2023

Good boy.. 👌 pic.twitter.com/XIhor1oYQI
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 7, 2023

Sorry, I laughed.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/bS3kXHKzPe
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 7, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM

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1 First, yea!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 09, 2023 07:33 PM (pc8G5)

2 2nd.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 09, 2023 07:34 PM (ncXxy)

3 Good evening. Welcome to the Café!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2023 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

4 You show up, you don't care, but hey, you won.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 09, 2023 07:34 PM (pc8G5)

5 Woot! Cafe!

Posted by: Toni at May 09, 2023 07:34 PM (PgM6e)

6 The Sporting Group is up at the Westminster Dog Show.

My favorite group.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

7 That actor who introduced Biden at his movie night, was that Dong from Sixteen Candles?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 09, 2023 07:36 PM (3JfbU)

8 Wow, I made the top ten.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 09, 2023 07:37 PM (3JfbU)

9 Save the whales from the evil wind turbines! 🐋

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 07:37 PM (NpAcC)

10 LOL: Baby bird keeps expecting a live worm to jump into his mouth, because they always used to when mommy was feeding him.

Obviously a Democrat.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2023 07:38 PM (eOEVl)

11 Always willowed, I am.

Just finished binge watching The Night Agent on Netflix.
Was okay. Apparently based on a novel, so the story was a little better than the shit Hollywood writers typically excrete.

Casting was super woke. Main guy was a white male. Some bad guys were white males. Other major characters were blacks, Asians, Hispanic. Lots of women.

The President was a white chick.

Interestingly, the story was not woke, but more 'deep state'-ish. Corruption all around.

Anyway, putting some fight and action scenes aside, it was tolerable.

And the exotic looking main chick has a nice rack and lips. (She is a New Zealander, so some ab mix, I am guessing.)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 07:39 PM (ufFY8)

12 Dong, where's grampa's automobile?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2023 07:40 PM (ZqJGw)

13 Doggie says It was gophers dad, I tried to stop them

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 07:40 PM (xhxe8)

14 Awww, baby giraffe trying to stand is adorable. 🦒

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 07:41 PM (NpAcC)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2023 07:41 PM (T4tVD)

16 Tree frogs, we need tree frogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 07:42 PM (sQKTI)

17 Ok, babies fleeing was funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 07:42 PM (ufFY8)

18 RE: Claw machine...

I wonder if the cat was annoyed that someone interrupted its nap...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

19 That is one smart dog.

Those chirruns look like space aliens probing that room vacuum.

Are Baby Giraffes Good Eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2023 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

20 my little village had their elections yesterday

new finance committee member

Gene Graft

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 07:43 PM (us2H3)

21 The thrill of a theft well-executed.

That was awesome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 09, 2023 07:44 PM (Xrfse)

22 Dunkin' Doggo gets away with almost as much as traveling before a dunk as the top players in the NBA.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2023 07:44 PM (AMIL/)

23 Smart babies, to flee the round monster.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 09, 2023 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

24 *hands Duncanthrax a Bacardi dark rum* Every bottle has a bat on it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 07:44 PM (sQKTI)

25
The Sporting Group is up at the Westminster Dog Show.

My favorite group.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

___________

I don't have the energy for a Sporting dog. Give me one of my lazy Sighthounds any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2023 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

26 Now Madagascar is a place I want to go. Know someone who's been twice (surf trips). At the zoo, there are sections where it seems like every other enclosure is a Madagascar species most people have never heard of. An amazing biological treasure-house.

The Brits invaded Madagascar in WWII - not well known. Feared Axis would use it to supply subs that could ravage Indian Ocean commerce.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2023 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

27 Baby bird video made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2023 07:45 PM (E22Js)

28 Those chirruns look like space aliens probing that room vacuum.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2023 07:43 PM (R/m4+)
---
How do we know they are *not* changelings? Trying to understand the "human" world...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2023 07:45 PM (BpYfr)

29 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

Do you have good news on your local election?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 09, 2023 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

30 Madagascar's telephone poles are weird.

Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2023 07:46 PM (DgGvY)

31 Tree frogs, we need tree frogs.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 07:42 PM

1) I was chastised last time when I used my persuasion credts with Ace to get you purple martins.

2) I thought you were a yak and purple martin kind of person. Now I understand consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, but perhaps you might consider some consistency in order to build your AoSHQ Commentariat Brand (cf. nurse ratched and her otters)?

3) I sent you an email last week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2023 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

32 Always willowed, I am.

Just finished binge watching The Night Agent on Netflix.
Was okay. Apparently based on a novel, so the story was a little better than the shit Hollywood writers typically excrete.

Casting was super woke. Main guy was a white male. Some bad guys were white males. Other major characters were blacks, Asians, Hispanic. Lots of women.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 07:39 PM (ufFY

***

Still stuck watching The Equalizer with Queen Latifa.
Sweet Lord what a crappy show. she is far better than this.
And her punk-ass kid. Bitching about her new job. Stuck in back, not because she's the new guy, but because she is black. But all the other new guys start in the stock room.
Entitled racist bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2023 07:46 PM (anj39)

33 The whale getting hugs and kisses and the triplets fleeing the vacuum were very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2023 07:48 PM (gLRfa)

34 End of the 1st period

1-1

Canes find their legs, end the period on a PP that has a minute left, and carried over to the start of the 2nd

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 07:48 PM (CCSxw)

35 rhomboid

Very near run thing. The French defense force in Madagascar fought for ISTR 6 months, then surrendered. By holding out so long they got more pay in their pensions.

Off to check the accuracy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 09, 2023 07:48 PM (u82oZ)

36 hoho leelee fookfook

https://tinyurl.com/ym2s9w2z

tucker to twitter

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 07:49 PM (BRHaw)

37 Still stuck watching The Equalizer with Queen Latifa.

I used to see ads for that show (CBS?). Made me throw up a little in my mouth. She struck me as someone with a high opinion of herself.
Dunning-Kruger writ large.

But, WTF do I know?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 07:49 PM (ufFY8)

38 NaCly, The Republican won by a 4 to 1 margin.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 07:50 PM (sQKTI)

39 Another atmospheric fantasy landscape.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2023 07:50 PM (gLRfa)

40 Hoo goes there?

Fun fact - owls cannot move their eyes.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2023 07:50 PM (AMIL/)

41 I’ve never seen a claw machine grab a doll so tight.

In all my life I have two major successes with claw machines. One time I got a Ghostbusers Slimer doll during Halloween after watching Ghostbusters (original) for the first time with my kids.

The second time was my youngest son’s birthday and we won a large Five Night at Freddie’s doll. And by large, I mean as big as my 9 year old son.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 07:50 PM (4HsoB)

42 Canes find their legs,

Like the baby giraffe?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 07:51 PM (ufFY8)

43 RE: Claw machine...

"That's CRAW, NOT CRAW !"

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2023 07:51 PM (T4tVD)

44 I love owls. They are so beautiful and the running owl was cute. I help feed a fixed /neutered group of stray cats behind a guy's house. He occasionally gets a raccoon or an oppossum which will eat the cat food. One day there was a turkey vulture which I called "hopalong" because he was very ungraceful in "walking". Much better at flying😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2023 07:51 PM (E22Js)

45 It feels like the pace of government crimes and corruption being exposed is accelerating. Like drinking from a firehose.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2023 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

46 Baobab baobab baobab baobab baobab baobab baobab

Um . . . .

Baobab . . . Baobab.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 09, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

47 willowed
Robert DeNiro, 79, welcomes his 7th child
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 07:17 PM (NpAcC)
........

Isn't that bad for the planut? Little ankle biting eaters crawling around everywhere expelling methane into Gaia's soul? Diapers in the landfill, plastic toys from China. Has his wife never heard about abortion and how wonderful that is?

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

48 "That's CRAW, NOT CRAW !"
Posted by: JT at May 09, 2023 07:51 PM (T4tVD)

Where is nubile Suzanne Pleshette?

Posted by: Those black birds sitting on the monkeybars in Bodega Bay at May 09, 2023 07:53 PM (ufFY8)

49 best aminala

platypus
ECHIDNA

and the offspring make good omelets

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

50 42 Canes find their legs,

Like the baby giraffe?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 07:51 PM (ufFY

I’ll allow the comparison…

They were definitely wobbly the first 5 minutes of this tilt

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 07:54 PM (CCSxw)

51 Duncanthrax, once again my service has been so spotty and I apologize. Huge lightning strike right over the barn put paid to the computer. Thursday around 7pm a good time to call?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 07:54 PM (sQKTI)

52 Where is nubile Suzanne Pleshette?
Posted by: Those black birds sitting on the monkeybars in Bodega Bay a

Running away from DiNiro ?

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2023 07:54 PM (T4tVD)

53 Those triplets are adorable!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 09, 2023 07:54 PM (pTb/Z)

54 I don't have the energy for a Sporting dog. Give me one of my lazy Sighthounds any day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2023 07:44 PM (MoZTd)
*******
I have A blue roan and a black and white parti color American Cocker Spaniel.

They're sisters with tons of energy.
Their too lazy to go out the pet door when it's raining though.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 07:55 PM (NpAcC)

55 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2023 07:55 PM (uKssQ)

56 Joe does it again!! [Not him saying something about the upcoming Memorial Day weekend that I haven't seen a short clip about yet!]

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 8h
🥴
https://tinyurl.com/yh5m8nsk

Here's that one and plenty more:
https://tinyurl.com/y5cb56ed
(Summt News)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 3h
NOW - Biden: "We're gonna solve all the world's problems."

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 51m
BIDEN ON DEBT CEILING: "I have been considering the 14th Amendment. [...] I'll be very blunt with you, when we get by this, I'm thinking about taking a look at — months down the road — as to see what the court would say whether or not it does work."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 07:56 PM (Vwz3I)

57 So dinner tonite

having a custom made table a hexagon

I ask what are the angles wife 36 daughter 90

then I ask about pentagon

they both guess 120

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 07:56 PM (BRHaw)

58 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma

If you insist....

Posted by: JT at May 09, 2023 07:56 PM (T4tVD)

59 Thursday around 7pm a good time to call?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 07:54 PM

Sounds good!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

60 Is the dog drinking out of a bidet?

Posted by: GWB at May 09, 2023 07:57 PM (Gs5rd)

61 60 Is the dog drinking out of a bidet?
Posted by: GWB at May 09, 2023 07:57 PM (Gs5rd)

…kiss me dad!!!

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 07:58 PM (CCSxw)

62 I have a treeing Walker coon hound. She sighs just like the hound in the video. Constantly put out with me.

Posted by: NCKate at May 09, 2023 07:58 PM (d5Qya)

63 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 09, 2023 07:58 PM (gACKv)

64 Is the dog drinking out of a bidet?
Posted by: GWB at May 09, 2023 07:57 PM (Gs5rd)

Sure is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 09, 2023 07:58 PM (ZqJGw)

65 I love those hyranxes

damn great animals

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 07:59 PM (BRHaw)

66 I used to see ads for that show (CBS?). Made me throw up a little in my mouth. She struck me as someone with a high opinion of herself.
Dunning-Kruger writ large.

But, WTF do I know?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 07:49 PM (ufFY

I've always liked her as an actress. But good grief this show sucks. It's enough for me to look for places to bitch about it.
It's foul!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2023 08:00 PM (anj39)

67 Isn't that bad for the planut? Little ankle biting eaters crawling around everywhere expelling methane into Gaia's soul? Diapers in the landfill, plastic toys from China. Has his wife never heard about abortion and how wonderful that is?
Posted by: wth at May 09, 2023 07:52 PM (v0R5T)
*******
Those rules are for the right.
He planted a celebrity lefty seed and gets a carbon credit.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 08:00 PM (NpAcC)

68 I’ll allow the comparison…

They were definitely wobbly the first 5 minutes of this tilt
Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 07:54 PM (CCSxw)

I haven't watched hockey yet today.
Been watching dumbass cops with God-complexes violating 4th Amendment rights on YouTube, Megyn Kelly talk about Fox ratings, and Zeducation have a 'serious' talk (the dude is funny). Also, a short Law Nerd clip with Nick Rekieta 'crossing the line ' with Good Lawgic was funny.

Time for hockey now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:00 PM (ufFY8)

69 >>I have a treeing Walker coon hound. She sighs just like the hound in the video. Constantly put out with me.

I have a Treeing Tennessee Brindle, cousin. Fake tough guy who is closer to a lap dog.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2023 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

70 Is the dog drinking out of a bidet?
Posted by: GWB

Doggo 1: This water tastes like ass.

Doggo 2: I know! Isn't it great?

Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2023 08:01 PM (DgGvY)

71 62 I have a treeing Walker coon hound. She sighs just like the hound in the video. Constantly put out with me.
Posted by: NCKate at May 09, 2023 07:58 PM (d5Qya)

We had a coon dog you put out the board and next morning she had a coon that right sized for skinnin

So mom went to iron and it was hot so she took the ironing board outside

never seen that dog again

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 08:01 PM (BRHaw)

72 Kind of cruel to a kid who will see his dad until the age of 5 maybe.

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

73 Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 08:03 PM (xhxe8)

74 Debt is defined

SS is not debt
Medicare is not
Medicaid is not

Just cut Med by 20% no default.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 08:03 PM (BRHaw)

75 Madagascar's Queen Ranavalona killed off half of the 5 million population in the 1830s. A good part of that was through a ritual trial by ordeal that involved eating a poisonous nut.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 09, 2023 08:03 PM (1UNSs)

76 JackStraw, it's just your lack of raccoons.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 08:05 PM (sQKTI)

77 Sir Harry Flashman V.C. was in Madagascar too, along with his wife, Elspeth! Victorian Era, of course, and not WW2.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashman%27s_Lady

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:06 PM (Vwz3I)

78 Madagascar's Queen Ranavalona killed off half of the 5 million population in the 1830s. A good part of that was through a ritual trial by ordeal that involved eating a poisonous nut.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Dayum.

Posted by: Bofa at May 09, 2023 08:06 PM (DgGvY)

79 PP killed

2nd just underway

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:06 PM (CCSxw)

80 https://youtu.be/4GffUgYO1Jk

And how many know this Old Testament reference, LOL?

Good Lawgic and Rekieta, only 1:49 long.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:07 PM (ufFY8)

81 Madagascar's Queen Ranavalona killed off half of the 5 million population in the 1830s. A good part of that was through a ritual trial by ordeal that involved eating a poisonous nut.
---------
Tanguin! [Tangena in English, opposed to French.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:08 PM (Vwz3I)

82 Hughes down, as he was rubbed out along the boards

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:09 PM (CCSxw)

83 If i dress my dog in drag, will i get arrested?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 09, 2023 08:09 PM (OIrk/)

84 I had some Ben Had. The striped terror chased them away.

They didn't realize he is all bark.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (ZLI7S)

85 And its capital, Antananarivo, that I also know courtesy of George MacDonald Fraser and Flashman's Lady!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (Vwz3I)

86 browndog, I'm waiting to see if the Stars can hang on

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (sQKTI)

87 Get to sleep in tomorrow as late work start but will see if that happens.
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

88 Penalty on Jersey

Canes to the PP…

Goalie interference

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (CCSxw)

89 I don’t have a sighing dog but I do have a snoring dog and she has about 8 distinct snoring sounds.

She also barks more like a seal than a dog and doesn’t make wood noises except when she sleeps and has vivid dream (I guess of her chasing a rabbit).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (4HsoB)

90 Devil's player really whiffed on that shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (ufFY8)

91 Cheap calll

Don’t care what the “experts” say

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:12 PM (CCSxw)

92
Annoyed, impatient purring. That's what this little cat here does. I'm sitting here at the computer. Young Purry Mason comes in and jumps on my lap.

He starts the loud, impatient purring. I pet him. No, that's not what I want. It's time to feed me (again). So, he then starts trying to jump up right on the keyboard, and begins grabbing at my mouse hand, and keyboard fingers.

He then begins to bite them. Not hard. All the while with the loud, insistent purring.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at May 09, 2023 08:12 PM (Mzdiz)

93 If i dress my dog in drag, will i get arrested?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 09, 2023 08:09 PM

Are you kidding? More likely a lucrative endorsement deal.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2023 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

94 >82 Hughes down, as he was rubbed out along the boards

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:09 PM (CCSxw)

Phrasing?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 09, 2023 08:14 PM (gryET)

95 86 browndog, I'm waiting to see if the Stars can hang on
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 08:11 PM (sQKTI)

Eeeesh…

I don’t know know Ben, Kraken seem to be a team of destiny at the moment

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:14 PM (CCSxw)

96 Phrasing?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 09, 2023 08:14 PM (gryET)

Getting rubbed out…is that wrong???

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at May 09, 2023 08:16 PM (CCSxw)

97 Damn

Canes score

2-1

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:17 PM (CCSxw)

98 Stupid Discover commercial.
Bastard kid waving his fingers at me, and dumbass woman dancing like an idiot because Discover pays when your card is hacked.
Sheesh.

Canes score.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:18 PM (ufFY8)

99 The best part about these sturpid cafe videos is Ace's headings.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2023 08:18 PM (hCbji)

100 Necas having a night

2 goals tonight

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:18 PM (CCSxw)

101 Jersey being sloppy with their passes trying to clear the zone

It’s gonna bite them in the ass if they keep doing that

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

102 How do you offside there?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2023 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)

103 By such twists does fate of humans hang.

BOAC Flt 911 1966. Five people failed to board for its trip to Tokyo and its fatal crash on the way to Hong Kong.

Broccoli and Salzman of Bond fame with three other staff members missed the flight. In 1967 You Only Live Twice would premier.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2023 08:21 PM (uKssQ)

104 99 The best part about these sturpid cafe videos is Ace's headings.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2023 08:18 PM (hCbji)

———

I’m just waiting on him to post the turtle on treadmill video.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 09, 2023 08:21 PM (4HsoB)

105 Debt is defined
SS is not debt
Medicare is not
Medicaid is not
Just cut Med by 20% no default.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 08:03 PM (BRHaw)

Hands off Sonny boy! Blah Blah and I paid into that and we damn well want all we got coming to us.
The RV is packed for our annual trip to Mexico and the Harleys are gassed up for our casino runs.

Posted by: Harriett And Blah Blah Nyborg, Boomer Socialists at May 09, 2023 08:21 PM (R/m4+)

106 Period half over

Canes slowly asserting dominance

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:21 PM (CCSxw)

107 Canes d pre again

3-1

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:22 PM (CCSxw)

108 Looks like the Canes are dominating 55-45, but occasionally NJ has a chance.

Whoops, Canes score again

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

109
Nice English Setter takes the Sporting Group.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2023 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

110 English Setter wins the Sporting Group.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 08:22 PM (NpAcC)

111 browndog, it's Dallas The place where sports teams are always a disappointment.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 08:23 PM (ULSG6)

112 Jersey needs to tighten up or they’re gonna get run out of their own barn

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:23 PM (CCSxw)

113 Probably 58-42 Canes dominating now

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:23 PM (ufFY8)

114 Quote Tweet: CNN @CNN · 2h
Right-wing extremist Tucker Carlson will relaunch his program on Twitter, a platform he praised as the only remaining large free-speech platform in the world after Fox News fired him late last month.

Dana Loesch @DLoesch · 1h
You guys kept a guy on the payroll after he whacked off on a company Zoom call.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:24 PM (Vwz3I)

115 Canes again

4-1

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:24 PM (CCSxw)

116 Holy shit. 4-1.

Not over yet, but lots of shouting.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:24 PM (ufFY8)

117 111 browndog, it's Dallas The place where sports teams are always a disappointment.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 08:23 PM (ULSG6)

Cleveland South

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:24 PM (CCSxw)

118 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2023 08:22 PM (MoZTd)
******
Beautiful setter.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 08:26 PM (NpAcC)

119 Well, they moved those goalposts to the "All Cops Are Bastards" yard-mark.

So, now I guess it's time for "All Citizens Are Bastards."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2023 08:26 PM (oINRc)

120 Fun times here in the plains. Had the siren go off and a tornado alert on my phone. Thought I should take it seriously so grabbed the cat and dog. We stayed in the bathroom for about an hour as it's supposed to be the strongest room and no windows. There was a severe thunderstorm watch too for hail and high winds. It seemed to have missed us and we got thunder and rain. I knew we were okay when the dog went to sleep.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 09, 2023 08:26 PM (u7leW)

121 If i dress my dog in drag, will i get arrested?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

No, but he'll probably chew up your favorite pair of Crocs.

Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2023 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

122 Another sloppy pass trying to clear the zone

Lindy’s gotta be livid with that shit

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:26 PM (CCSxw)

123 5-1

Wow…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:27 PM (CCSxw)

124 This is getting ugly.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2023 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

125 Right-wing extremist Tucker Carlson will relaunch his program on Twitter, a platform he praised as the only remaining large free-speech platform in the world after Fox News fired him late last month.

Dana Loesch @DLoesch · 1h

LOL, Tucker is right wing?
And, I have heard that Dana looks like Austin Kincaid.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 09, 2023 08:28 PM (ufFY8)

126 Goalie gets pulled

About f’n time…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:28 PM (CCSxw)

127 Goalie gets pulled
About f’n time…
Posted by: browndog

It doesn't sound like he was accomplishing much, anyway.

Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2023 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

128 Rest of the game will probably be played in the Cane end, if they let up with this score.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:30 PM (ufFY8)

129 It doesn't sound like he was accomplishing much, anyway.
Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2023 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

LOL…

You know , you could have a job in this league

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:31 PM (CCSxw)

130 Penalty

Devils to the PP

Kinda a must score situation

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:32 PM (CCSxw)

131 So the goalie is a Democrat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 09, 2023 08:32 PM (uKssQ)

132 Joe Pesce is playing?
I liked him in My Cousin Vinny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

133 Why are all the Starbucks commercials on TV featuring "close" women friends? My great aunt shared shoes, I don't care. Get over it woke people.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 09, 2023 08:33 PM (1Cyit)

134 LOL…
You know , you could have a job in this league
Posted by: browndog

Oh, you meant "pulled" in the "replaced" sense, and not the "6 on 5" sense.

Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2023 08:34 PM (DgGvY)

135 Luke Hughes

That was a dangerous dangle…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:35 PM (CCSxw)

136 Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 09, 2023 08:26 PM (u7leW)
******
Glad you're ok.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 08:35 PM (NpAcC)

137 Rest of the game will probably be played in the Cane end, if they let up with this score.
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The Leafs tried that in 2013 in Game 7 against Boston up 4-1 in the 3rd. It didn't work out. [And I, basically, haven't watched them since.]

https://tinyurl.com/msw8mwk7

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:35 PM (Vwz3I)

138 You know , you could have a job in this league
Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:31 PM (CCSxw)

A buddy of mine really wanted to be a "Motivational Director" for our local minor league hockey team. He envisioned the job as basically yelling and cursing at them in the locker room between periods when they sucked.
Instead, I would commiserate with him over $1 beers in the stands.
Good times.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

139 We had a storm over lunch that was Wizard of Oz quality. I'm 72, and seriously never seen such lightening - thought Thor was in the zone and right overhead. 2 inches of rain in 25 minutes. Just when think you've seen everything, there you go.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 09, 2023 08:36 PM (1Cyit)

140 Instead, I would commiserate with him over $1 beers in the stands.
Good times.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:35 PM (ufFY

That’s a great story…

Sounds Slapshotish

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:37 PM (CCSxw)

141 the game will probably be played in the Cane end, if they let up with this score.
-----------
The Leafs tried that in 2013 in Game 7 against

The 'prevent defense' of hockey.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:37 PM (ufFY8)

142 The Leafs tried that in 2013 in Game 7 against Boston up 4-1 in the 3rd. It didn't work out. [And I, basically, haven't watched them since.]

https://tinyurl.com/msw8mwk7
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:35 PM (Vwz3I)

Best defense is playing in the other teams zone…

Don’t Fuqing Turtle

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:38 PM (CCSxw)

143 Time winding down in the 2nd

Devils need to pray for a miracle to get back in this game

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:40 PM (CCSxw)

144 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:35 PM (ufFY

That’s a great story…

Sounds Slapshotish
Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:37 PM (CCSxw)

Yeah. The league was very Slap Shot-ish anyway. Rowdy fans, scrappy teams, lots of fights.
Colonial Hockey League, United Hockey League (Muskegon Chiefs/Lumberjacks/Fury/Lumberjacks.)

Over 50 years of pro hockey in that town.
Sadly, the team moved and now there is a U-18 league of some sort.

Damn, 6-1.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:42 PM (ufFY8)

145 Oh Dear

6-1

Wow, someone was reading their press clippings from the other game

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:42 PM (CCSxw)

146 Methinks NJ has had it.

Posted by: Tuna at May 09, 2023 08:42 PM (gLRfa)

147 The Leafs tried that in 2013 in Game 7 against

The 'prevent defense' of hockey.
--------
Zhat's vhat I said!

Posted by: adolf hilter at May 09, 2023 08:42 PM (Vwz3I)

148 Time to feed the ’dog

Uno momento, por favor…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:44 PM (CCSxw)

149

Where are all da BDSM anal cat-girl tatted and pierced fetish performance model white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart '23 at May 09, 2023 08:44 PM (tV7+q)

150 Best defense is playing in the other teams zone…
-----------
They weren't even trying to hold them in the fucking neutral zone.

Faggots.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:44 PM (Vwz3I)

151 Mama elephant keeps her baby (with the cutest eyes) out of harms way.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kDUbTBKJrGs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 09, 2023 08:45 PM (FVME7)

152 They weren't even trying to hold them in the fucking neutral zone.

Faggots.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:44 PM (Vwz3I)

You say that like it's a bad thing, big boy.
Have a Bud Light!

Posted by: Dylan Mulva at May 09, 2023 08:46 PM (ufFY8)

153 "Right-wing extremist Tucker Carlson . . ."

If that's what they consider Tucker, I wonder what they would term the Horde should they deign to grace us with their magnificence.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 09, 2023 08:46 PM (qoGsy)

154 Congressman James Comer tells Primetime tomorrow, we’ll see hard evidence of the Biden family’s organized crime unit. Biden’s judgement day is tomorrow.

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 08:47 PM (RovqD)

155 Damn . The movie Gran Torino was 15 years ago . How old is Eastwood? 120 ?

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2023 08:47 PM (FO8S3)

156 If that's what they consider Tucker, I wonder what they would term the Horde should they deign to grace us with their magnificence.

To the right of Attila the Hun?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 08:47 PM (ufFY8)

157 Biden’s judgement day is tomorrow.

The press will all have something else to do and it will be a local story of no significance.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 09, 2023 08:49 PM (Bd6X8)

158 "Right-wing extremist Tucker Carlson . . ."

If that's what they consider Tucker, I wonder what they would term the Horde should they deign to grace us with their magnificence.
Posted by: Tonypete

There is no fainting couch frilly enough for that.

Posted by: mikeski at May 09, 2023 08:49 PM (DgGvY)

159 Pro sports fans are so cute. You believe elections are fixed and games are not. Fuck. Me. Hard.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 09, 2023 08:49 PM (1Cyit)

160 Madagascar was almost a Jewish country. Not by choice though.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2023 08:49 PM (FO8S3)

161 They weren't even trying to hold them in the fucking neutral zone.

Faggots.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:44 PM (Vwz3I)

Damn, that's a bitter fan speaking...

I feel that!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 08:51 PM (CCSxw)

162 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 09, 2023 08:45 PM (FVME7)
******
Adorable.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 08:52 PM (NpAcC)

163 Isn’t there a transgender on the Fox board ?
Paula Ryan

Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 08:52 PM (RovqD)

164 Where are all da BDSM anal cat-girl tatted and pierced fetish performance model white women at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart '23 at May 09, 2023 08:44 PM (tV7+q)

Do you get out much?
I see them everywhere. Like a whole generation of them. Two bastard kids and a daddy complex. They want a man to raise their kids. Idle only fans account.
I'm married for life and make no bones about it and I still get hit on all the time by said tatted wild wymyn. I almost stereotype them and can see them a mile away. Wife says I'm a weirdo magnet.

Posted by: Reforger at May 09, 2023 08:52 PM (B705c)

165 Howdy horde.

Glad you and the furbabbies are ok, notsothereau.

Sounds like the hockey game will be a blow out.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2023 08:53 PM (kHtnd)

166 Jersey's play tonight just shows that they're a very young team

Carolina is just to well versed in Playoff Hockey

***

I expect that this will be how the Sabres handle themselves next year when they actually make the playoff.

Exciting, but not playoff tough...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 08:54 PM (CCSxw)

167 Where are all da BDSM anal cat-girl tatted and pierced fetish performance model white women at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart '23 at May 09, 2023 08:44 PM

Democratic Underground?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2023 08:55 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Yes, one of the early Nazi proposals for their so-called Final Solution was "we'll ship all the Jews to Madagascar" but this was discarded due to the expense. It was not meant to be a "Jewish country" but a dumping ground where they would hopefully die of starvation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2023 08:56 PM (EZebt)

169 Best defense is playing in the other teams zone…

Don’t Fuqing Turtle
Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:38 PM

I need the majority to do that. Can you chip in $50 to help us take back the Senate?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell (U-KY) at May 09, 2023 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

170 Big wave to infidel .

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 08:58 PM (ULSG6)

171 Damn, that's a bitter fan speaking...

I feel that!
------------
Do I sound bitter? DO I?!

Good.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:58 PM (Vwz3I)

172 Anna Cramling wants to eat you, very cheerfully:
youtube.com/watch?v=_wYDXbIS-NQ

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at May 09, 2023 08:59 PM (MvF+J)

173 {{{Ben Had}}}

Good to *see* you. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2023 08:59 PM (kHtnd)

174 169 Best defense is playing in the other teams zone…

Don’t Fuqing Turtle
Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 08:38 PM

I need the majority to do that. Can you chip in $50 to help us take back the Senate?
Posted by: Mitch McConnell (U-KY) at May 09, 2023 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

As soon as I typed that, I saw the opening...

well played sir

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:00 PM (CCSxw)

175 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2023 08:56 PM (EZebt)

I suspect if they were left alone to fend for themselves they wouldn't have starved and turned it into their country . They were able to turn Israel into a first world country and it was just as geographically harsh.

Posted by: polynikes at May 09, 2023 09:00 PM (FO8S3)

176 Do I sound bitter? DO I?!

Good.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 08:58 PM (Vwz3I)

...I'm here for you brother!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:01 PM (CCSxw)

177 3rd period underway...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:02 PM (CCSxw)

178 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

Biscuits' kittens ON VIDEO fast asleep in a pile.

There's another photo update, #46, at link below.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

Posted by: Ciampino - Hey, I'm 29+ now! at May 09, 2023 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

179 163 Isn’t there a transgender on the Fox board ?
Paula Ryan
Posted by: SMOD at May 09, 2023 08:52 PM (RovqD)

broad broad on the board

Briganti

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2023 09:03 PM (us2H3)

180 Biden Claims to Have Reduced National Debt by $1.7 Trillion After Increasing National Debt by $4 Trillion

-
So a $5.7 billion lie. Impressive even for a Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 09, 2023 09:03 PM (FVME7)

181 I wonder what they would term the Horde should they deign to grace us with their magnificence.

To the right of Attila the Hun?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Damned liberal piece of shit Mongol. Silk road has no home here, fuck you Atilla!

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 09, 2023 09:03 PM (3CCua)

182 I hope the Canes rot in hell along with Pete Carmanos. They stole my team

Posted by: Jaimo at May 09, 2023 09:04 PM (sOA7y)

183 Ha, ha. Cheers was ahead of its time...

Norm Peterson: Wait, wait, wait, I took some French in high school. I think allô, allô means, um, 'I've got your girlfriend in my arms and, um, soon we'll be naked, you stupid cuckold'.

Cliff Clavin: That's funny, Norm, because I thought it meant, 'I have your girlfriend in my arms and we're already naked, you stupid cuckold'.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 09:04 PM (Vwz3I)

184 Posted by: Ciampino - Hey, I'm 29+ now! at May 09, 2023 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

How far away from Lake Tahoe are you?

Posted by: Reforger at May 09, 2023 09:06 PM (B705c)

185 182 I hope the Canes rot in hell along with Pete Carmanos. They stole my team
Posted by: Jaimo at May 09, 2023 09:04 PM (sOA7y)

Old School

The Whale...

Welcome Jaimo!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:06 PM (CCSxw)

186 Yea. I’m still bitter. Fuckers. I mean I love my Wolfpack but not the Rangers. I’ve always been a Boston fan so it’s hard to work that in my head.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (sOA7y)

187 #183 I'm watching the episode, by the way, I don't have the shows memorized to quote randomly on unrelated threads!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (Vwz3I)

188 Y'all aren't going to believe this, but apparently there was a crazy black man being crazy around some people and a marine protected the normal people from the crazy person being crazy and now instead of getting the key to the city for protecting normal people the people from other cities insist his city be burned to the ground.

Also an election.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (Qzs4a)

189 So the Eurovision Song Contest is going on now.

Which gave the world both ABBA and Celine Dion.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (BHrzb)

190 Triplets jacking a roomba? There is going to be hell to pay in the future.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 09, 2023 09:08 PM (KVGVf)

191 Which gave the world both ABBA and Celine Dion.
Posted by: Pete in Texas

Which European country did Celine compete for? I thought she was Canadian. France, I guess?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 09, 2023 09:11 PM (R+nZe)

192 Jersey fans being Jersey fans, are booing their team...

Just like they were calling for Lindy to be fired earlier this year

Talk about fickle, fair weather, front runners.

I swear Dish...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:11 PM (CCSxw)

193 normal people the people from other cities insist his city be burned to the ground.

Also an election.
Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (Qzs4a)

I say, let em burn.

Posted by: Jack Kirkpatrick, modified. at May 09, 2023 09:11 PM (ufFY8)

194 Yes, one of the early Nazi proposals for their so-called Final Solution was "we'll ship all the Jews to Madagascar" but this was discarded due to the expense. It was not meant to be a "Jewish country" but a dumping ground where they would hopefully die of starvation.
-

It's neat how they had free will but the book had already been written.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 09, 2023 09:11 PM (Qzs4a)

195 Weather report shows thunderstorms for a week. I'll get to be a better judge of the weather here, but wanted to err on the safe side.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 09, 2023 09:12 PM (u7leW)

196 Which gave the world both ABBA and Celine Dion.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (BHrzb)

Take a chance on me!

Posted by: ABBA at May 09, 2023 09:12 PM (ufFY8)

197 189 So the Eurovision Song Contest is going on now.

Which gave the world both ABBA and Celine Dion.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (BHrzb)
hat den Chat betreten

Posted by: RAMMSTIEN at May 09, 2023 09:13 PM (B705c)

198 Jersey fans being Jersey fans, are booing their team...

-

I've seen some Yankee college football teams doing that, too. It's really weird. Your team is struggling and you're trying to make it worse.

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 09, 2023 09:14 PM (Qzs4a)

199 Time for a scrum on the ice, methinks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 09:14 PM (ufFY8)

200 I will never be without a Roomba. I've got 2.
Tried to teach my cat to ride it which was a fail.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 09:15 PM (NpAcC)

201 189 So the Eurovision Song Contest is going on now.

Which gave the world both ABBA and Celine Dion.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 09, 2023 09:07 PM (BHrzb)

I give you ABBA / EUROVISION 1974:

https://tinyurl.com/3t3y5ab4

You can see why they won. Stellar performance...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:15 PM (CCSxw)

202 Canes just choking the life out of this game, like good teams do...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:16 PM (CCSxw)

203 Good evening Horde. Hoisin chicken and shrimp, Bacardi, and the Cafe. Pretty good start to the evening. Other than the Bacardi jug is now in need of a replacement.

Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2023 09:16 PM (G9zns)

204 32- Still stuck watching The Equalizer with Queen Latifa.
Sweet Lord what a crappy show. she is far better than this.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 09, 2023 07:46 PM

Like Maya Rudolph in Loot. I love her but that show is awful. I stopped watching after about 4 episodes.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 09, 2023 09:17 PM (rbKZ6)

205 Hahaha

I just saw that Georgia football refused to go to the white house in recognition of their NC

Posted by: Celebrate the normalization of poop fetishes or else at May 09, 2023 09:18 PM (Qzs4a)

206 Euro Song?

https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 09, 2023 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

207 Okay, this is hilarious. A music video about Trump's defamation case, sung to the tune of MJ's "Billie Jean":

https://tinyurl.com/E-Jean-BJ

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2023 09:19 PM (sEbMk)

208 https://tinyurl.com/3t3y5ab4

You can see why they won. Stellar performance...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:15 PM (CCSxw)

LOL. That's great.
Three things:
1. That one guy looks like the Spinal Tap guy that got stuck in the pod.
2. The blonde is sexy. The brunette less so.
3. Those silver space boots! WTF??!!?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 09:22 PM (ufFY8)

209 Giant Schnauzer wins thee Working group.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 09:24 PM (NpAcC)

210 Like Maya Rudolph in Loot. I love her but that show

Maya Rudolph is NOT pretty, but there is something about her that makes me feel funny.
And I don't know what it is.
And that disturbs me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 09, 2023 09:25 PM (ufFY8)

211 LOL. That's great.
Three things:
1. That one guy looks like the Spinal Tap guy that got stuck in the pod.
2. The blonde is sexy. The brunette less so.
3. Those silver space boots! WTF??!!?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2023 09:22 PM (ufFY

My understanding is that neither of the girls spoke English, so they learned the lyrics phonetically, but had no understanding of what they were singing.

It wasn't until later that the girls picked up English

Don't know if this is an Urban Myth, but it makes for a good story...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:26 PM (CCSxw)

212 Sharkman, rofl, claims I layed the pipe, the chick is not my type. omg.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2023 09:27 PM (kHtnd)

213 209 Giant Schnauzer wins thee Working group.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2023 09:24 PM (NpAcC)

You bet it does...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 09, 2023 09:27 PM (CCSxw)

214 The razor wire! It does nothing!
https://tinyurl.com/24ashc58

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at May 09, 2023 09:27 PM (MvF+J)

215 Lord be merciful and let this game end.

Stop with the commercial breaks

PLEAZZZZ...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 09, 2023 09:28 PM (CCSxw)

216 "Maya Rudolph is NOT pretty"

Suits me fine. She's appealing.

Posted by: You're Gonna Need A Bigger gp at May 09, 2023 09:29 PM (MvF+J)

217 Break time! Getting ready to close up the Arizona place, and head back to Alberta. Got all the heavy shit loaded in the Suburban. Jeep has its wheels off and battery out, and is up on blocks outside. The Studebaker is up on jackstands in the garage, and battery out of it, too. Batteries go home with me, because they don't summer over well in the AZ summer heat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2023 09:29 PM (tkR6S)

218 Tree frogs, we need tree frogs.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2023 07:42 PM (sQKTI)

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers used to drink Tree Frog beer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2023 09:32 PM (tkR6S)

219 217 AOP. You must have gotten the head gasket/repairs done? Safe travels.

Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2023 09:34 PM (G9zns)

220 The Studebaker is up on jackstands in the garage, and battery out of it, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2023 09:29 PM (tkR6S)

That spoils my plans!

Posted by: Dennis Gage at May 09, 2023 09:34 PM (Angsy)

221 https://tinyurl.com/ym2s9w2z

tucker to twitter
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 09, 2023 07:49 PM (BRHaw)

Link is broken. Don't use tinyurl's
"preview" feature, it sucks donkey dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2023 09:35 PM (tkR6S)

222 I'm hungry. Woof.

Posted by: Giant Working Schnauzer at May 09, 2023 09:36 PM (Xrfse)

223 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at May 09, 2023 09:36 PM (Q/6pY)

224 Pikers.

Posted by: Giant Working Poodles at May 09, 2023 09:40 PM (Xrfse)

225 I need to get a new laptop. Thinking of getting Dell. Don't play any fancy-shmancy games, just internet, word processing, pdfs, etc. Any reccos on specs? I wish I could get a vertical or square screen since docs scroll down rather than across. How big a screen?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2023 09:42 PM (KAi1n)

226 Dangbone it, I wanted the black cat, not that orange stripedy one. Can I get my dime back?

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2023 09:42 PM (Uv0D2)

227 >>Maya Rudolph is NOT pretty, but there is something about her that makes me feel funny.
And I don't know what it is. And that disturbs me.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 09, 2023 09:25 PM (ufFY

You Are Not Alone.

Posted by: ZOD at May 09, 2023 09:44 PM (Q/6pY)

228 Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2023 09:42 PM (KAi1n)

Post your question on Pixy’s Thread

That right up pixy’s alley…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 09:47 PM (CCSxw)

229 225 pixy recommended a Gateway/Walmart computer the other morning which cost around $300

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 09, 2023 09:49 PM (mCh4j)

230 Live…

From CLIMATE PLEDGE ARENA

Kraken v Stars

Got my fingers crossed for you Ben Had…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 09:49 PM (CCSxw)

231 Time for some Zod Hemingway.

Posted by: ZOD at May 09, 2023 09:51 PM (Q/6pY)

232 I need to get a new laptop. Thinking of getting Dell. Don't play any fancy-shmancy games, just internet, word processing, pdfs, etc. Any reccos on specs? I wish I could get a vertical or square screen since docs scroll down rather than across. How big a screen?
Posted by: SFGoth

I don't think there's that big a difference among the brands. Get the biggest screen you're comfortable carrying. At least 32gig memory and 2TB SSD/m.2 drive.

Also, for vertical docs, just plug in a desktop monitor mounted vertical if you have a desktop station.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 09, 2023 09:53 PM (jzzG8)

233 Action at both ends

Nice start to the game

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 09:53 PM (CCSxw)

234
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers used to drink Tree Frog beer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I used to have one of these buttons.

https://tinyurl.com/4sk474s7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2023 09:54 PM (63Dwl)

235 Sharkman, rofl, claims I layed the pipe, the chick is not my type. omg.
Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2023 09:27 PM (kHtnd)

Parody is vastly better than the mj original.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2023 09:54 PM (tkR6S)

236 Also, if price is a consideration, look for the Dell or HP refurbished sections on their respective sites.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 09, 2023 09:54 PM (jzzG8)

237 AOP. You must have gotten the head gasket/repairs done? Safe travels.
Posted by: scampydog at May 09, 2023 09:34 PM (G9zns)

Thanks! The 'burb is back to it's old self again. And my total cash outlay to fix it was about as much as 3 tanks of gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 09, 2023 09:56 PM (tkR6S)

238 Parody is vastly better than the mj original.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

By miles.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2023 09:57 PM (kHtnd)

239 I need to get a new laptop. Thinking of getting Dell. Don't play any fancy-shmancy games, just internet, word processing, pdfs, etc. Any reccos on specs? I wish I could get a vertical or square screen since docs scroll down rather than across. How big a screen?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 09, 2023 09:42 PM (KAi1n)

I once got a monitor that pivoted 90 degrees for that reason. Used it that way about twice. Just get higher rez.

For me, 14 in is too small, 17 in is too heavy and large, 15 in monitor is pretty good.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2023 09:58 PM (eoQWY)

240 His name was Hunter. He was dirty and needed a cold shower and a shave, twice.
He slept with his brother's widow, which made him him disrespectful and made her a whore. Neither cared. When you are dirty and you lie down with a woman like that, you both snicker but in the depths of the night, in bed, stinking, no one is there to Ask The Questions.
So they slept together and were dirty.

Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at May 09, 2023 10:01 PM (Q/6pY)

241 @225

>>I need to get a new laptop. Thinking of getting Dell. Don't play any fancy-shmancy games, just internet, word processing, pdfs, etc. Any reccos on specs? I wish I could get a vertical or square screen since docs scroll down rather than across. How big a screen?

Right now the best bang for your buck is to pick up a renewed HP Elitebook 840 on Amazon, it's got an i7 processor, 16GB of ram and a 512GB hard drive for under 250 dollars. It's got Win 10 and you probably can't upgrade to Win 11 but Win 10 support doesn't end until 2025 and more than likely upgrading to Win 11 will be the least of your problems as we will probably not make it to 2025.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 09, 2023 10:02 PM (up/3i)

242 ZOD
You will come over to the ONT
You will do this now…

And bring Hemingway with you

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 10:06 PM (CCSxw)

243 242 ZOD
You will come over to the ONT You will do this now…
Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 09, 2023 10:06 PM (CCSxw)

You have internalized the vernacular.

I will.

Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at May 09, 2023 10:08 PM (Q/6pY)

244 Someone birth the new thread.

Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at May 09, 2023 10:09 PM (Q/6pY)

245 Almost there

https://tinyurl.co

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