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Are Charges Against Hunter Biden in the Offing?
What the fuck is an "offing"? What a Jive Turkey word.
To answer the question, though: No, of course not. But the federal prosecutors who are in the direct chain of command under Hunter's dad are playing make-pretend, to make it "look good."A recent meeting between Hunter Biden's lawyers and a federal prosecutor could signal the end of the long-running Hunter Biden investigation, according to a new report. Hunter Biden's attorneys and U.S. Attorney David Weiss of Delaware met last week at the Justice Department's headquarters, according to The Washington Post, which cited "people familiar with the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing criminal investigation." The Post said the meeting could be significant because a huddle between prosecutors and attorneys for the subject of a probe often happens toward the end of an investigation. Earlier, CNN reported the meeting was prompted by a request from Hunter Biden's lawyers. Citing sources it did not name, CNN said prosecutors are looking at misdemeanor charges for failure to file taxes, one count of felony tax evasion concerning overreporting of expenses, and a false statement regarding a gun purchase. The Post has reported that federal agents believe they have enough evidence against Hunter Biden to file charges. Last month, the attorney for a man who says he worked at the IRS said the IRS employee wanted to come forward as a whistleblower to denounce preferential treatment given Hunter Biden during the investigation, according to the New York Post. In light of that, Attorney General Merrick Garland was asked at an unrelated news conference Tuesday if he still insisted the investigation into President Joe Biden's son was free from the taint of politics, The Washington Post reported. "Yes, it's still the case," Garland said. "I stand by my testimony, and I refer you to the U.S. attorney for the District of Delaware, who is in charge of this case and capable of making any decisions that he feels are appropriate," Garland said.The whistleblower alleges a conspiracy including Joe Biden to solicit bribes from foreign actors in exchange for policy/legislative changes. Certainly Hunter Biden would be the bagman in such a bribery scheme. Meanwhile, the decrepit sex-assailant says: "I've proven myself to be honorable."
The least honorable president in American history had a softball interview with MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle on Friday, in which he uttered one of the most outlandish lies of his entire life, which has been filled with his outlandish lies: "I think I've proven myself to be honorable, as well as effective." As Matt Margolis noted Sunday, this was in the course of a paean of boasting from Old Joe Biden that included praise of his own wisdom and experience. But now Joe Biden would have us believe that he is honorable, too? Come on, man! This guy lies every time his lips move. The part about Old Joe being effective, however, was actually true. If Biden wanted to weaken America (politically, militarily, and economically), erase the Southern border, antagonize our friends as well as our enemies worldwide, and advance the Left's socialist, authoritarian agenda at the expense of the American people, then he has indeed done a bang-up job. If, on the other hand, he is really as America-First as he has been pretending to be lately, now that the 2024 campaign season is approaching, then he has been a galloping disaster as president, and just the opposite of effective. It all depends on your point of view, you see, and since Old Joe's administration is dedicated to calling opposing views "disinformation" and silencing them accordingly, pretty soon we will all have to agree that his presidency has been remarkably effective.
Good! pic.twitter.com/iRRtuGSzyj
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) May 7, 2023
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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2023 01:36 PM (5sOEG)
Sounds about right.
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Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 08, 2023 01:36 PM (lTGtQ)
Didn't they say that last year though?
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 01:37 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2023 01:37 PM (R47Z/)
Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2023 01:37 PM (53oGX)
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Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM (fywVE)
—Ace
Nah, he'll be fine. He's the President's son.
It ain't me
it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate son
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Everything is racist at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM (FEapg)
And he's the most "honorable" POTUS we've ever had, according to himself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Bosk at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (VMFAF)
"Yes, it's still the case," Garland said.
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Then why isn't this investigation being run by a special prosecutor outside of the normal, politically-charged chain of command?
It's as a "fuck you" to the country at large, of course. We all know - in fact, our faces were rubbed in it for years - that a special prosecutor can and will play politics and arrive at the "right" answer no matter what. Appointing a special prosecutor will have exactly *zero* downside for the DoJ and a meaningful upside: the appearance of legitimacy.
They're not even bother. Garland is YOLOing it. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (O4oKn)
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (2trlV)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (CpAYC)
Ace deployed some delightful Dutch whilst sexting with his paramour on Friday.
Was it successful gambit? Watch for a bat signal in tonight's Cafê if it was!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (a3Q+t)
I've been assuming that would be their strategy.
And then while Slo Joe is being shuffled off to his funeral, he issues a pardon for Hunter.
Posted by: Iblis at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (9221z)
++++
So were they all, all honorable men.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (O4oKn)
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:39 PM (O4oKn)
He didn't like that they said taint.
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (us2H3)
Then what?
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (78UcJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (ppBhU)
Deliberately tanking cases that would be easily won in order to (1) protect the elite or (2) advance ideological allies.
The left uses EVERY POWER THEY HAVE ACCESS too. But we have quislings who insist that we can't fight back. That would be mean.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Bosk at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (N5C4b)
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: massideas at May 08, 2023 01:34 PM (7EE+n)
People have been embarreled for less.
Posted by: Iblis at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (9221z)
Beware the Italicans
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (x0n13)
Haven't had a Starburst in probably 15 years.
It was watermelon.
Who the FUCK is responsible for this bait and switch shit? There is nothing "fave" about watermelon. It was supposed to be strawberry. Sick fucks.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (InHL4)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 One day closer to nowhere at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (bhRsz)
Deliberately tanking cases that would be easily won in order to (1) protect the elite or (2) advance ideological allies.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (JMAcK)
The Epstein case (v1.0) is an example of the first. The EPA "settling" when sued by enviros is an example of the second.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Bete at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (2trlV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (fywVE)
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (LLddH)
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (InHL4)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
Do we have an opposite of the barrel?
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM
Mentioning Prometheus in not the only beneficent thing TJM does for the Community, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: jwest at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Bosk at May 08, 2023 01:40 PM (VMFAF)
Pretty sure that was Jeff "Deep State" Sessions. And I think there's audio out there as well.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (CpAYC)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 08, 2023 01:42 PM (KiBMU)
And we will because there's literally nothing anyone can do about it. Some crackheads are just more equal than others.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2023 01:43 PM (KbCG3)
2 bits days 2 weeks tops.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2023 01:43 PM (anmER)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2023 01:43 PM (KVGVf)
Offing for THEM means HERE IT COMES.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 08, 2023 01:43 PM (KiBMU)
The more you know *cue rainbow"
Posted by: 29Victor at May 08, 2023 01:43 PM (BJKQV)
At least some of Hunter's crimes had to have been committed in red states, and given New York's precedent of weaponizing the legal system against Trump, it would be perfectly appropriate for red states to go after Hunter.
And Joe can't pardon Hunter for state-level charges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (InHL4)
Strawberry and lemon are the only acceptable Starburst flavors. Whoever gave that to you is a dick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (iFTx/)
The only movie shown there is Prometheus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 01:41 PM (fywVE)
Do NOT ask for butter on the popcorn.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (N3zMI)
___
And then when Trump is indicted 71 times for parking tickets, they'll say "look man, we prosecute everyone equally, look at Joe Biden's own son as an example".
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (OalnH)
Whatever he has left.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (lZVy/)
$20 fine, pay the cashier
next case...
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 01:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 01:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: The Ghost of Fred G Sanford at May 08, 2023 01:45 PM (NtVYv)
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They WILL????
I would revisit this theory.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:45 PM (OIGil)
Posted by: John Fetterman at May 08, 2023 01:45 PM (vwCZJ)
When they took away the lime ones, the product became a dud. Second-rate non-Laffy Taffy at best.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (OalnH)
You forgot to mention that right after Trump is indicted he'll be put in pre-trail detention in DC. Because reasons.
Posted by: Iblis at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (iFTx/)
I think Buzzion has another friend beyond the grave now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (lu1jT)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (Vu7A1)
youtube.com/watch?v=U43XOSiKfqM
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (MvF+J)
Next thing you know, they’ll have maple syrup flavor.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (fywVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (zZu0s)
I highly doubt anything is going to come if this.
Remember, not all investigations are intended to discover crime and bring the guilty to justice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (g0kLx)
Posted by: Hunter B. at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jack at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (us2H3)
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And then when Trump is indicted 71 times for parking tickets, they'll say "look man, we prosecute everyone equally, look at Joe Biden's own son as an example".
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (OalnH)
Somewhere a harem of old women all just said "fuck" at the same time because I'm over here saying, "Bingo!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (iayUP)
When will the tyranny end, is often a question.
When you end it. And there is no ending it by voting, it seems, so what's next?
Posted by: Clear-eyed Killer at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (ln5wD)
Re: Hunter. I think they will bring charges, and all of them. They want as many as they can get, so that Joe can pardon all of them, preventing double jeopardy under another president, in case Joe loses. They are timing this so that Hunter will spend no time in jail, regardless. They can drag the trial out to after the election, and then accept a plea, and Joe pardons him before any punishment. Nothing on Hunter's record. They don't care about reputation, because that's already trash. This is transactional. Joe will be dead of old age within 10 years and he doesn't care what we think.
Posted by: Business Man at May 08, 2023 01:47 PM (PkO4p)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:47 PM (OIGil)
Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2023 01:47 PM (lu1jT)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2023 01:47 PM (wtvvX)
I highly doubt anything is going to come if this.
Remember, not all investigations are intended to discover crime and bring the guilty to justice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Running out the clock like Duke, decades ago.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 08, 2023 01:47 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: The Window at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hunter B. at May 08, 2023 01:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Because you always pass out with your mouth open.
Posted by: Chinese Diplomats at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (1qLj5)
It'll work with the dullards and those that don't want to see.
Which is a lot of people.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (FCbAQ)
If there's ever a maple syrup flavor, you'll know, because CBD will be bitching up a storm about the anonymously mailed all-maple-flavored-starburst bags he keeps receiving.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (ppBhU)
Republicans will hold a press conference Wednesday on the Biden family's business dealings
https://tinyurl.com/y4wy9xw5
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:47 PM (OIGil)
It's not, but we're getting plenty on the Hispanic white supremacist neo-Nazi from the Texas murders...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (bs+z0)
At least some of Hunter's crimes had to have been committed in red states, and given New York's precedent of weaponizing the legal system against Trump, it would be perfectly appropriate for red states to go after Hunter.
And Joe can't pardon Hunter for state-level charges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (2tUFv)
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Isn't that what's going in Arkansas to some extent? He's in trouble with a family court there and is very unlikely to get a sympathetic judge.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 01:49 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 08, 2023 01:49 PM (dN42F)
plainviewisd.org/plainviewsouth
Yeah, they are really closing up the walls to protect themselves, but I think all hell is about to break loose.
"No reasonable prosecutor..."
yeah, exactly. "After extensive investigation we have concluded that no laws were broken, and it would be futile to continue wasting time on this when more pressing cases such as domestic terrorism from white nationalist are on the table"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 01:49 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (bs+z0)
Adolfo Hitlerza?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2023 01:49 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2023 01:49 PM (3QSO4)
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2023 01:50 PM (4svuj)
Hi! Welcome. Stick around.
Why go through all that trouble for someone who is clearly of the Body? Much more likely that "nothing" at all happens.
This is all likely airing now for the same reason the Classified doc thing was aired. Controlled demolition before the election so a Trump can't bring any of it up as a "surprise".
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:50 PM (+5D7T)
Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 08, 2023 01:49 PM (dN42F)
Try Us
Posted by: Mississippi Jury at May 08, 2023 01:50 PM (bs+z0)
If Trump stepped out of the running or had some health setback where it looked like he wasn't going to be the nominee, the charges against Hunter would move forward to ultimately remove Joe Biden from running again.
Posted by: Blago at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (W4wXG)
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (+5D7T)
Posted by: Crom Laughs at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (dN42F)
At least some of Hunter's crimes had to have been committed in red states, and given New York's precedent of weaponizing the legal system against Trump, it would be perfectly appropriate for red states to go after Hunter.
And Joe can't pardon Hunter for state-level charges.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM
Oklahoma is a good place to start. If Hunter lied on his financial submissions in the child custody case, isn’t that grounds for charges?
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (rbKZ6)
Republicans will hold a press conference Wednesday on the Biden family's business dealings
This is why the dems will rush to indict on some misdemeanors.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (lTGtQ)
I'm bringing lettuce and bacon. It's going to be awesome. We will have a panini maker and lots of bacon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM (aTcwx)
It's not, but we're getting plenty on the Hispanic white supremacist neo-Nazi from the Texas murders...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08
What is funny about this narrative, despite the obvious, is they are letting a lot of Hispanics over the border thinking they are importing d voters. But if they are neo-nazis, this is (in their story line) the opposite of a d voter. Now what?
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
Republicans will hold a press conference Wednesday on the Biden family's business dealings
https://tinyurl.com/y4wy9xw5
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
Riiight. Because Garland's DOJ wants to wait until they hear what you say.
Guess what - DOJ ain't doing squat, regardless.
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 01:44 PM (OalnH)
You forgot to mention that right after Trump is indicted he'll be put in pre-trail detention in DC. Because reasons.
Posted by: Iblis
Raid at MAL live on TV...
With frogmen and flashbangs!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM (3QSO4)
If Hunter were not Brandon's bagman, what possible expertise could Hunter have been paid $Millions for by these foreign companies? (I mean other than his remarkable artistic painting skill)
Posted by: Speller at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM (pSotA)
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Very. The trick is understanding who you're working for.
"A total of 24 nations are now looking to build a strategic alliance that will challenge the US dollar’s decades-long role as the world’s reserve currency."
https://tinyurl.com/ymfwr2wr
Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 08, 2023 01:53 PM (M/F/E)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 08, 2023 01:53 PM (tA1/w)
Stir stir stir it up, dick. There's camaraderie and humor happening. Can't have that. Need to turn this thread into a war, don't you shit-stirrer.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:53 PM (+5D7T)
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Nothing will happen to any of the Bidens
Some day, some day all of them will meet their Maker, and He is also their Judge, and unless they repent and turn to Christ, the things that will happen to them no one wants. We don't know what is in their hearts, we can only go by their actions, but someday these accounts will be settled by the One who knows all things.
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at May 08, 2023 01:53 PM (ebhEj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 01:49 PM (YIVH2)
Yes, and if Hunter Biden has the brains God gave a stray dog he'd give his daughter all the money she ever needed. Now there's a good chance the lawyers will point out Hunter Biden mixes his finances with his father's on a regular basis, and demand forensic access to them. The Bloomberg/ Garland justice system has ways to quash that, of course, but it becomes increasingly clear what absolute filth the Biden family is. Especially if Donald Trump chooses to make Navy Joan his special guest, because he absolutely would do something like that.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2023 01:53 PM (78UcJ)
I take solace that he was blocked from the SC.
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2023 01:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (rbKZ6)
Arkansas. And no probably not. Family court is civil not criminal.
Worst case is judge imputes income and sets child support based on that, and maybe - MAYBE - a sanction for failing to respond to discovery/information request.
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 01:55 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 08, 2023 01:55 PM (rbKZ6)
2023: The fact that Hunter Biden took bribes, smoked crack, and had sex with underage prostitutes has nothing to do with Joe Biden. Every family has issues you know!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 01:55 PM (lc5cP)
This douchebag will lobby to give the DOJ 25 percent more in the next budget. Bank it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2023 01:55 PM (N5C4b)
Republicans will hold a press conference Wednesday on the Biden family's business dealings
https://tinyurl.com/y4wy9xw5
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
Riiight. Because Garland's DOJ wants to wait until they hear what you say.
Guess what - DOJ ain't doing squat, regardless.
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM (pwExq)
First, why tell the enemy what you're going to do?
Second, don't talk about it, DO IT!
Don't give them a chance to respond.
Posted by: Iblis at May 08, 2023 01:56 PM (9221z)
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 01:56 PM (geLO8)
I've asked liberals this and the best response I've gotten is, "He must just be a really smart guy"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 01:56 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (+5D7T)
and the dims would say it was the right thing to do
we're that tribal
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit
I'm sitting down here, with the folks.
Posted by: Bill O'Really ??? at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (vcOmj)
What the fuck is an "offing"? What a gay word.
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Hunter Didn't "Off" Himself.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (MdR3x)
This look @ "hunter biden crap" is straight out of Russia: The Republican run Senate Intel committee said so in their report. And Fox and the GOP are pushing it 24/7.
I don't care. Tell me more about Ivanka and her husband banking billions from Saudi Arabia during tfg's tenure.
As if Joe would change his policy because he wanted someone to buy Hunter's paintings All they are doing is projecting their own corruption onto a clean administration. It’s very frustrating for the Republicans that Joe Biden administration has no financial scandals they can dig into. So they have to invent them.
The right is swamping the nation with Hunter lies and character assassination to identify his family AND US with "Hunter." They want the whole nation demonizing "Hunter." Remember Hillary derangement?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (Q+cLM)
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A meth head with CEO level academics and experience in bioweapons, EV batteries, and who knows what else.
A regular renaissance man.
Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (M/F/E)
Today? There's only one game in town.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: President Bad Touch Biden at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (fs1hN)
had SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (+5D7T)
it was all in the fam
Posted by: Todd at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08
So brilliant he filmed all his escapades and then left his laptop at the repair shop instead of buying a new one and keeping this one in his closet.
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
had SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (+5D7T)
*waits for comments about how Palin is trash and had no honor or follow through- 12 years later- from people who viscerally hated her*
I am always fascinated by gut reactions I do not share.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Blago at May 08, 2023 01:51 PM (W4wXG)
The longer it takes to push the charges, the less likely a primary challenge against Joe Biden will succeed. Besides, as President he can be absolutely confident in his ability to pardon anyone he likes.
Really, watching the spectacle of Biden's grand daughter partying with the real President, to say nothing of these charges being an anchor weighing down the entire Administration, is enough of a reason to support Trump.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (78UcJ)
and the dims would say it was the right thing to do
I mentioned above the best answer that a liberal gave me for why Hunter Biden was paid millions by foreign companies.
The worst answer I got was "BETTER THEN TRUMP!"...which you'll note will literally excuse anything in their minds from imprisoning the domestic political opposition to starting a nuclear holocaust.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2023 01:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM
Any plans to throw a wench in the works?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Once again, silly so-cons ignore the sage wisdum of the true-blue fiscal-cons. Who haven't saved a penny in decades.
Posted by: fiscal cons at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (5Al3g)
Posted by: John Fetterman at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (Q+cLM)
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I wonder if it's easier or harder to go through life being this stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (O4oKn)
But no. Everything within the Family, Nothing outside the Family, Nothing against the Family. Baby Mama needs to be put in her place.
What scumbags. They're such scumbags they can't even be scumbags properly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (/EuRN)
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He's smart enough to know he's untouchable, so there's that.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 08, 2023 02:00 PM (MvF+J)
and the dims would say it was the right thing to do
we're that tribal
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (us2H3)
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And make Republicans apologize for pouncing and seizing
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:00 PM (6AztD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 02:00 PM (eFaiq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM
Any plans to throw a wench in the works?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (a3Q+t)
I dunno, I think there needs to be more bacon and whiskey in this plan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:00 PM (6AztD)
And they would
Posted by: Mississippi Jury at May 08, 2023 02:00 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (XGZoL)
The elephant in the room is the money flow to and from HBs various "business" entities as a JFB-driven influence peddling and money laundering criminal operation.
They already have more than enough to have RICO indicted every HB related company, to gather up all the computers and devices of those on their boards and their main shareholders, including and especially those of the corrupt Brother in Chief Jim Biden. From there, the obvious next step is a full forensic accounting of all their finances.
Everything else is a BS narrative of "Hunter's problems" and circling the wagons around JFB Inc.
Posted by: Zek at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (5FPX4)
You are looking at this the wrong way. The problem isn't that the GOPe is just too stupid or weak to use the same tools back against the left when they have power.
The problem is the GOPe IS the left...just a different part of it. The part that cements leftwing gains.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (lc5cP)
Today? There's only one game in town.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yes, the state helped kill the church.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:00 PM (6AztD)
And they would
Posted by: Mississippi Jury
As they should
Posted by: David French at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (5Al3g)
Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Our sacred norms must be re-established! You'll never get the Dems to surrender their power until we surrender ours first!
Posted by: The Bulwark at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (Q+cLM)
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I wonder if it's easier or harder to go through life being this stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (O4oKn)
They should just be thankful that breathing is an involuntary movement or else they'd have all suffocated a long time ago.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 08, 2023 02:02 PM (ppBhU)
See, that's why I always had my underaged interns s*ck my cock first.
Posted by: John Weaver at May 08, 2023 02:02 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:02 PM (6AztD)
because no reasonable prosecutor...
because there was no criminal intent...
because conviction unlikely...
because FU, proles...
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 02:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (7oh2Z)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (Q+cLM)
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I wonder if it's easier or harder to go through life being this stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM
Much easier when you don't have to think, but instead parrot lines you've been fed. It's what politicians do, after all.
It becomes a problem for hard-core lefties, though, if they ever actually assume power, and suddenly find themselves against the wall.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (Q+cLM)
Why don't we just wrap all this up, so I can take you home and we can see how many alphabet soup letters you can put on my ginormous dong...
Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Running Down Jill's Inner Thigh at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (58SBV)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 08, 2023 01:38 PM (KiBMU)
........
attenzione pavimento bagnato
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (6AztD)
You are looking at this the wrong way. The problem isn't that the GOPe is just too stupid or weak to use the same tools back against the left when they have power.
The problem is the GOPe IS the left...just a different part of it. The part that cements leftwing gains.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (lc5cP)
This becomes much easier when you realize that politics is just WWE for unathletic people. The heels and heroes whoop it up backstage as the marks shell out their money and energy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (O4oKn)
Joe Biden is president.
Does that help answer your question?
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (+5D7T)
Posted by: Some Samnite at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (lc5cP)
A ratchet don't do shit without a pawl.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (/EuRN)
If Hunter were not Brandon's bagman, what possible expertise could Hunter have been paid $Millions for by these foreign companies? (I mean other than his remarkable artistic painting skill)
Posted by: Speller at May 08, 2023 01:52 PM (pSotA)
How to use a coke spoon?
The best veins for injecting drugs?
How to adequately light a bedroom to make an amateur pr0n video?
How to seduce your widowed sister-in-law?
How to be a World Class loser?
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (O4oKn)
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I'm sure it's super easy, barely an inconvenience, to live life in blissful ignorance of reality. Unless or until they experience real consequences for their life choices, they'll keep doing what they do, *certain* in the knowledge that they are "successful." And if they are somehow NOT successful, they have endless ways of shifting the blame.
So far, who can prove them wrong?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (YIVH2)
Not this shit again.
Posted by: Some Samnite at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (lc5cP)
Too soon.
Posted by: The Sabine Men at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 08, 2023 01:48 PM
To be fair, what CBD will complain about is eating a maple syrup flavored Starburst with a French Toast flavored one.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)
https://is.gd/rXKFUk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (O4oKn)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (us2H3)
had SEX OUT OF WEDLOCK
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 01:57 PM (+5D7T)
*waits for comments about how Palin is trash and had no honor or follow through- 12 years later- from people who viscerally hated her*
I am always fascinated by gut reactions I do not share. Posted by: Aetius451AD
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GOPe has a problem with those judged non-elites holding office. Mostly because they are persons who benefitted from the current system and see no reason to rock the boat. Palin was rocking the boat in Alaska regarding the cozy GOPe up there benefitting from direct corruption from the petroleum industry in the state. Sen. Stevens might have been innocent formally of charges but his moral compass was clearly lacking when you allow a 'friend' to build addons to your house and not charge you for it.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 08, 2023 02:06 PM (OYDJh)
Posted by: Zek at May 08, 2023 02:01 PM (5FPX4)
And Biden Inc. knows this, which is why the Obama machine is playing such a dangerous game. It won't cost Joe Biden much effort to keep his family out of all legal danger while making the Democrats completely radioactive in the next election. By the same token, he has no reason to believe that he won't be prosecuted alongside Trump for "fairness."
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2023 02:06 PM (78UcJ)
Not this shit again.
Posted by: Some Samnite at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM (lc5cP)
Better not be a repeat of the Caudine Forks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 08, 2023 02:03 PM (KAi1n)
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That's a bedder all offense right there!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 08, 2023 02:06 PM (Zxut6)
https://is.gd/rXKFUk
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Tell her to stay away from Hunter. You'll never know what she'll catch.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2023 02:06 PM (fs1hN)
It should be harder. Stupid should result in pain, for deterrence. But modern life and prosperity has taken a lot of the pain out of being stupid. Or so it seems.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 08, 2023 02:06 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 02:07 PM (+5D7T)
https://is.gd/rXKFUk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (O4oKn)
Naturlich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)
This might be the case for the whistleblower who was bestowed a massive $279 million award from the SEC as a result of helping out with an investigation that led to "three different settlements or fines", according to Bloomberg.
Whistleblowers usually get between 10% and 30% of an amount collected in penalties by the agency, the report says.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2023 02:07 PM (Qfp8E)
A ratchet don't do shit without a pawl.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:04 PM
My dog got a thorn in his pawl the other day, but I don't know what that has to do with ratchets.
Posted by: Confused Moron at May 08, 2023 02:07 PM (Q+cLM)
"Get your filthy hands off0L my granddaughter ..."
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2023 02:07 PM (36Whw)
I said it had "all the hallmarks" of a dress that made you look fat.
Posted by: 51 Divorced Intelligence Chiefs at May 08, 2023 02:08 PM (5FPX4)
https://is.gd/rXKFUk
Daisy Duke got nothing on her.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:08 PM (7oh2Z)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2023 02:09 PM (XGZoL)
https://is.gd/rXKFUk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (O4oKn)
Good-lookin' AND based!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2023 02:09 PM (wtvvX)
https://is.gd/rXKFUk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:05 PM (O4oKn)
Naturlich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)
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Heavily photoshopped. I don't understand these pics. I'm sure the girl is hawt on her own. Why do they have to always digitally make the waist thinner and the boobs bigger and the legs longer? Looks so fake to me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2023 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
Probably they are deciding when they do this to make sure to slow walk the case, so no information can be dropped in Congress on Joe, and yet Hunter can be quickly pardoned in the lame duck in 2024.
Posted by: Harun at May 08, 2023 02:10 PM (Cg63x)
Posted by: Zek at May 08, 2023 02:10 PM (5FPX4)
Hater.
Posted by: Barbie at May 08, 2023 02:10 PM (7oh2Z)
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 08, 2023 02:10 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 02:10 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2023 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
Yeah, the 'glow' that seems to be on some of these photos is a tell. Completely unblemished. But, she does look naturally busty.
So: +2 - 1 = +1
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 01:59 PM (/EuRN)
https://youtu.be/Kx7vuMHOT9g
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 08, 2023 02:11 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2023 02:11 PM (R47Z/)
This battle is pretty amazing historically. The Samnite leader was advised to either
1) Let the Romans go to make friends with them
2) Kill all of them to weaken Rome for years
and instead he choose to beat and humiliate them and then let them go. Which is about the worst thing you could do to Romans.
And yes a few years later the Romans went back again and yes won the next war.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:12 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Johnny Travolta at May 08, 2023 02:12 PM (58SBV)
Posted by: TC in NC at May 08, 2023 02:12 PM (FjlUt)
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But I heard it on Stephen Colbert!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)
Personally I'm betting that the DOJ/FBI will file an injunction that revealing HB's finances would "jeopardize an ongoing investigation."
Posted by: Zek at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (5FPX4)
It is now over and he did not take any questions.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (AMIL/)
And...that being the case why, logically, would anyone do so?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (4HsoB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:14 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Piper
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By and large, people are desperate for something to belong to and believe in as a way of making sense of reality. No different in its way than body piercings or tattoos except these people believe their tribe to be the Democrat party and thus are offering public obeisance to it via their posts. Plus you probably have the bot things running amuck there to amplify the idiocy.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2023 02:14 PM (3aLWR)
Note Manafort was in solitary on much less.
I believe the rule for Ukrainian hookers is "if there is grass on the field play ball"
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 08, 2023 02:14 PM (lc5cP)
It is now over and he did not take any questions.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (AMIL/)
Right, like the airlines wouldn't pass those costs on by raising airfares. I'm gonna have to take out a loan to go to the TXMoMe. FJB.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at May 08, 2023 02:15 PM (uanMf)
@NeeNeinNyetNo
Florida implemented E-Verify as part of its anti-immigrant bill passed this session and its already causing construction sites to stop. It's estimated that Florida has 1 million undocumented workers.
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Oh no!
Quick, let's pass a bill granting citizenship to these workers, their children, spouses, girlfriends, side-pieces, abeulos y abeulas, aunts, uncles, cousins, 2nd cousins, 2nd cousins once-removed, friends, acquaintances, those with same last name, those with same first name, those who speak the same language, etc. Or our economy will collapse and our big donor money will dry up (mostly the latter)!
Posted by: GOPe at May 08, 2023 02:15 PM (fs1hN)
It is now over and he did not take any questions.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (AMIL/)
Right, like the airlines wouldn't pass those costs on by raising airfares. I'm gonna have to take out a loan to go to the TXMoMe. FJB.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)
Exactamundo.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:16 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
And yes a few years later the Romans went back again and yes won the next war.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:12 PM (lc5cP)
Yep. The Romans had the one thing that every one of their enemies lacked (until they didn't.) WILL.
They were not the strongest.
They did not always have the most brilliant leaders.
They just absolutely refused to give up.
They'd lose men by the tens of thousands and just keep coming.
753BC to 476 AD. Or 1453 if you believe the Byzantines were an unbroken line. Over 2000 years is not a bad run.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Jim Comey at May 08, 2023 02:16 PM (e8qft)
Florida implemented E-Verify as part of its anti-immigrant bill passed this session and its already causing construction sites to stop. It's estimated that Florida has 1 million undocumented workers.
Questions LIVs ask: Why are salaries so low? I mean you could make a living in [field X] when my parents were young!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:17 PM (lc5cP)
Guess who was the head of the Fraud section of the DOJ under Obama? This is the group that did all overseas white collar crime.
Andrew Weismann.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)
@NickFondacaro
"Being Hispanic or being black or being anything does not make you immune from being ... a white supremacist" - Ana Navarro.
https://tinyurl.com/4j447bmx
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: trev006
The problem for Biden though is that these people in the Deep State kill if necessary and people with a past drug history are easy peasey to manufacture an OD for. In Biden's case, a stroke.
Then there is always the odd fatal car accident or so.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2023 02:18 PM (3aLWR)
@NickFondacaro
"Being Hispanic or being black or being anything does not make you immune from being ... a white supremacist" - Ana Navarro.
https://tinyurl.com/4j447bmx
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
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Well, since white supremacism has been defined down to being punctual, neat, and polite, I rate this statement as true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:18 PM (tjClK)
Note Manafort was in solitary on much less.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (4HsoB)
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Michael Flynn was maliciously prosecuted for years over a phony FARA allegation, bankrupting him and destroying his life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:18 PM (O4oKn)
Hater.
Posted by: Barbie at May 08, 2023 02:10 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Megyn Kelley picture from the last thread at May 08, 2023 02:18 PM (Q+cLM)
Anything else would be interesting, but probably nothing more than a minor inconvenience.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Judge Emmett G. Sullivan at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM (AMIL/)
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Should have worn his aviator glasses, and jacket. Lends authority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM (e8qft)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM (DRSnL)
They'd lose men by the tens of thousands and just keep coming.
The first Punic war is another example of this. Carthage destroyed their navy and killed a bunch of Romans and not only waited for the Romans to surrender but released a bunch of their own navy to go back to merchant activity.
The Romans of course just went back to building another navy.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:17 PM (lc5cP)
Because your parents were racist, that's why.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 08, 2023 02:20 PM (rbKZ6)
Florida implemented E-Verify as part of its anti-immigrant bill passed this session and its already causing construction sites to stop. It's estimated that Florida has 1 million undocumented workers.
Questions LIVs ask: Why are salaries so low? I mean you could make a living in [field X] when my parents were young!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:17 PM (lc5cP)
Interesting to note that libs are all upset about historical exploitation and how capitalism is built upon the backs of the poor...and yet, according to them, opening the border so America can enjoy cheap labor is one of our greatest virtues!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2023 02:20 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Our Lord Jesus at May 08, 2023 02:20 PM (qoGsy)
She didn't attend the Coronation did she. Busy busy
Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2023 02:20 PM (OUiUM)
The Horror!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (a3Q+t)
does she explain how this supposedly happens?
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Joe 'Rainman' Biden at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (4I/2K)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (Vwz3I)
"My god.... this means that.... ANYBODY could be a white supremacist.... even YOU! AHHHHHH!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (/EuRN)
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China and Russia are our allies?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (fs1hN)
It is now over and he did not take any questions.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:13 PM (AMIL/)
If someone asked him right now what the press conference was about and what he said would he remember?
Posted by: NL at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (7oh2Z)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (JrN/x)
They'd dispute the Russia part but yes they see China as an ally.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:23 PM (tjClK)
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But folding the fuck out of your penis makes you a woman and if anyone says otherwise they get fired.
Got it.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 02:23 PM (WWnom)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj)
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Not a problem. PBS isn't state funded. They told me so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (Vwz3I)
Well there goes mine, I guess.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (Vwz3I)
This should get interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:23 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)
Of course they aren't.
They're federally funded.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:24 PM (/EuRN)
does she explain how this supposedly happens?
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM
Of course. You just use the following simple math: white = western civilization.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2023 02:24 PM (5sOEG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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I'm guessing that we will soon be seeing a blizzard of ethics complaints against the judge. There will also be someone like Dr. Vocal Fry Babytalk show up and claim that the judge egged on a bunch of drunk frat boys to rape Babytalk back in the mid 90s.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 08, 2023 02:24 PM (gf7Ez)
No more drugery at inexpensive rates. Illegals don't go to the law.
Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2023 02:24 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: This Offing, is not the offing to be desired at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (sh1GZ)
When will she choke on a donut?
Posted by: NL at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (eGTCV)
Games. If alive and still cogent, would have questioned Edward "Ted" Kaufman & Michael Leavitt of the Presidential Transitions Improvements Act of 2015. Also, Senator Chris Coons should have been interviewed, along with the agents for every one of their family corporations AND any and all of their FARA filings.
Also, at least a handful of people related to the National Archives, GSA, the State Department, and the Delaware State Police AND the former Secretary of Labor, Marty Walsh.
Posted by: Lola - ALL the videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (fs1hN)
A number of people have said it does, but there hasn't been anything specifically leaked. Of course leaking underage sex acts is a crime and one that the government would investigate.
At the same time a number of the Hunter Biden videos that have appeared online that might or might not be from the laptop show him with very young women. Maybe they are 18...but most likely not.
There is one video I've seen where a young woman, identified as one of his prostitutes, is bawling her eyes out and he keeps demanding she say he didn't hurt her. I do not think she was 18 in that video.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (4svuj)
https://tinyurl.com/Origin-of-In-The-Offing
As with all marginally ghey things, it has a naval origin*:
"The phrase has migrated from its naval origin into general use in the language and is now used to describe any event that is imminent. 'The offing', although more usually used in the context of ships arriving, derives from the adjective 'off', which was used since at least the 14th century to mean 'away from' - as in 'casting off', 'setting off', 'be off with you' etc."
*I kid. I'm a US Navy vet, and am remarkably heterosexual.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (SSbWm)
I learned this the hard way.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (ppBhU)
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Accepting the best parts of other cultures is the beginning of wisdom.
Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (M/F/E)
They get money from both the feds and state governments through their numerous affiliates.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Not a problem. PBS isn't state funded. They told me so.
The left: PBS/CPB are private companies!
Also the left: If you reduce government funding of PBS/CPB you are a racist that hates minority children!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:18 PM (tjClK)
About time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:19 PM
It's almost like he thinks he can show up anytime and call First.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)
does she explain how this supposedly happens?
Posted by: DB - aspiring hermit at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM
That is impossible according to Critical Race Theory scripture, but what do I know?
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: This Offing, is not the offing to be desired at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (sh1GZ)
You'd look . . . fabulous!
Posted by: Zombie Liberace at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Redneck Johnson at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (58SBV)
I can't express what a completely bedshit ignorant statement this actually is.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: NL at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Punctuality is a white supremacist concept.
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (ppBhU)
@EcoSexuality
I had to go private because a huge number of completely psychotic gun owners have been threatening me all day, a fun time to be alive and on the Internet, ain’t it?
All she said was that the government must forcibly confiscate all the AR-15s from law-abiding gun owners even if it means killing all those law-abiding gun owners à la Waco times 500! What’s so bad about tha— oh. You know, now that we think about it, that actually is pretty bad. Very bad, even. Maybe the gun owners who were calling her out had a legitimate reason to do so.
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Those unmitigated gun owners had the unmitigated gall to disagree with you? The horror!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)
Thanks. I foolishly thought the protection of young children against rape and abuse would be a top priority for the US government.
God bless and keep those babies.
Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (M/F/E)
*hones obsidian knife*
Indeed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: NL at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (eGTCV)
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"How did you discover my pre-show warmup?!"
-Ana Navarro
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:28 PM (LvTSG)
You aren't misremembering. She is also a player in the Russia mafia.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
It's almost like he thinks he can show up anytime and call First.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 02:26 PM (a3Q+t)
One never knows. There are some risks that are just absolutely worth taking.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:28 PM (tjClK)
"Blimey, mate! We 'ope not! The rum casks 'aven't been brought aboard yet!"
"Oy!"
Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2023 02:28 PM (SSbWm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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You're talking about Brandon, right?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 08, 2023 02:29 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: m at May 08, 2023 02:29 PM (qZtr0)
Then there is always the odd fatal car accident or so.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2023 02:18 PM (3aLWR)
That would be an effective threat, but not while Kamala Harris is still the VP. And that's the worst part for the Rats: even if they take out Joe Biden, someone even more retarded takes the wheel. Ideally the oligarchs would drop them both at the same event, but that would require killing a large number of people to look "legitimate."
Oh, they could blame Putin for it, but then you'd have a real chance of globalist oligarchs getting caught in a nuclear holocaust.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2023 02:29 PM (78UcJ)
It's about Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (ZLI7S)
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The bribes, yes, it's about Joe.
The corruption, though, that's much bigger than Joe.
Posted by: Huck Follywoodr n at May 08, 2023 02:29 PM (4/pAP)
Posted by: Teen-American at May 08, 2023 02:29 PM (N/oGZ)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:21 PM (Vwz3I)
This should get interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:23 PM (tjClK)
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Social media influencers break into flop sweat.
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2023 02:30 PM (G0vdT)
"The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective."
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 08, 2023 02:30 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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You're talking about Brandon, right?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 08, 2023 02:29 PM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (5sOEG)
@EcoSexuality
I had to go private because
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)
Because suddenly, for no reason at all.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (78UcJ)
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Well, isn't that special?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2023 02:20 PM (KbCG3)
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And that economic migration is a stated purpose of the invasion. It's hard to argue that it's unfair to the poor when the poor from every country in the world is flooding in so as to be marginally less poor.
It *is* however, deeply unfair to *America's* own working poor (or the willing-to-work poor), who will probably never get ahead because of the unlimited influx of of people for whom being merely poor is an aspiration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (O4oKn)
It's about Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Why can't it be about both of them?
Posted by: m at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (qZtr0)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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It just struck me, Ace's will be gone then too!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (Vwz3I)
>>The corruption, though, that's much bigger than Joe.
If that bastard wins we will all hang from nooses!
- H. Rodham Clinton
Joe's greatest source of protection is that all of them had their beaks in the money pot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw
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If we only had a media that kept pressing on Hunter's Russia connections and why certain of the Russia oligarchy is exempt from sanctions. Ah well. Everything within the Narrative, Nothing outside the Narrative, Nothing against the Narrative.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (fs1hN)
@EcoSexuality
I had to go private because
I bet she likes it in the Mud Box.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (7oh2Z)
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Well, isn't that special?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (FVME7)
Can't we just let Skynet loose already? If some malevolent entity is gonna rule the world, I'd rather it be a machine than these perverted monsters.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (USFKj)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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It just struck me, Ace's will be gone then too!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (Vwz3I)
Sad face.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (qZtr0)
A hooker on speed dial for every cellphone and a fat crack rock for every crack pipe...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (MZjWj)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (7oh2Z)
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Well, isn't that special?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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It should be worth another dozen Lifetime Achievement Awards for her.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2023 02:30 PM (G0vdT)
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This is trans-phobic!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney grades the news at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (4/pAP)
A hooker on speed dial for every cellphone and a fat crack rock for every crack pipe...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 08, 2023 02:32 PM (MZjWj)
... for HIM.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (fywVE)
Posted by: NL at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (XGZoL)
Because stealth-editing posts and not acknowledging your changes is a total gay jive turkey move.
Posted by: Atilla the Proofreader at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (1dzqn)
You're talking about Brandon, right?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 08, 2023 02:29 PM (gf7Ez)
Well, the shoe does fit, but in this instance, it was the insane blathering of a mentally incapacitated talking buffalo woman on TV.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (tjClK)
AI has arisen, guided by Asimov's three laws, however it has decided that in order to best fulfill those laws, sacrifices must be made.
So, the AI kills every human leader with any sign of wanting to lord over anyone else while leaving the rest of humanity alone to its own devices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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I vaguely remember setting up an account when Twitter was brand new. I wonder if that one will be purged...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)
Democrats are fretting that a sudden influx in migrants will make for terrible optics and boost GOP assertions that the border is spiraling into chaos. Homeland Security Secretary ALEJANDRO MAYORKAS, who visited the border last week, notably used a “Meet the Press” appearance yesterday to raise alarms about a lack of resources, appearing to deflect any future blame to Congress:
“I just want to be clear that we are working within significant constraints,” he said. “We need people, we need technology, we need facilities, we need transportation resources, all of the elements of addressing the needs of a large population of people arriving irregularly at our southern border.”
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (Vwz3I)
Like tears.
In the rain.
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (pwExq)
- H. Rodham Clinton
Joe's greatest source of protection is that all of them had their beaks in the money pot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
It's so funny to think that these bastards actually thought Trump would string them up for the criminals and traitors they are.... instead he played the "lets all get along card" and got strung up himself in return (at least metaphorically).
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (/EuRN)
@EcoSexuality
I had to go private because
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 08, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)
This one time, at band camp.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (tjClK)
To a certain extent it is but Hunter is the equivalent of a local bookie. Joe was the one granting favors based on bribes.
They love having the focus on Hunter who they can excuse as a troubled addict. Keep everyone focused on him instead of the far bigger criminal, Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (7oh2Z)
Terrible. I am offended.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (ynQm9)
If he were Republican, it'd be epic malfeasance deserving of the death penalty.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM (LvTSG)
"A World With No Wives"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (/EuRN)
>>A number of people have said it does, but there hasn't been anything specifically leaked. Of course leaking underage sex acts is a crime and one that the government would investigate.
There are numerous criminal acts contained on The Laptop from hell, from money laundering, to acts that if they were committed by people with Italian last names would be charged as RICO and conspiracy, rampant illicit drug us, prostitution, to sexual acts with minors, the issue is that the controlling Junta has decided these are not criminal acts and as we have seen what they do to people who expose the criminal acts that the Junta does not want exposed, they end up dead in Fort Marcy Park or thrown into a whole so deep, not even the Lagina Brothers will find you.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (up/3i)
Go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'Mulching'.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (7oh2Z)
i have a fear, perhaps unreasonable, that I would regret doing that.
Posted by: NL at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV)
@EcoSexuality
I had to go private because
What is ecosexuality?
Posted by: NL
Putting rocks in your vajayjay.
Posted by: G. Paltrow at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (FVME7)
To a certain extent it is but Hunter is the equivalent of a local bookie. Joe was the one granting favors based on bribes.
They love having the focus on Hunter who they can excuse as a troubled addict. Keep everyone focused on him instead of the far bigger criminal, Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh, o.k., I see.
Posted by: m at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (qZtr0)
I have no idea if that is a thing...
it just sounds bad enough to be a thing.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (7oh2Z)
Posted by: NL
In a sane world, we would never have heard of that fat, stupid bint and her empty-headed mouth breathing that passes for speech.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (vcOmj)
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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I vaguely remember setting up an account when Twitter was brand new. I wonder if that one will be purged...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)
I never set up an account. When Twitter was new, a space blogger I loathe called it the best thing, ever!
That was all I needed to know to keep me away from it.
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Speller at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (7oh2Z)
No way. I'm still not over looking up 'iglooing'.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: This Offing, is not the offing to be desired at May 08, 2023 02:25 PM (sh1GZ)
Ah, the Deion Sanders look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:37 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 08, 2023 02:37 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (dRxzV)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (7oh2Z)
No way. I'm still not over looking up 'iglooing'.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
...
Ok, I am not coming up with anything, and that is a good thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
No way. I'm still not over looking up 'iglooing'.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
'Space docking' sent me whirling for a spell.....There's no limit to the sickness of the mentally unstable......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Redneck Johnson
That's my line, you meatball.
Posted by: Colonel Batguano at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (7oh2Z)
No way. I'm still not over looking up 'iglooing'.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
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Well, I just went and looked up both. I am filled with revulsion and regret. I strongly recommend looking up neither, and being happier for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (O4oKn)
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (iayUP)
You can go here and see everything that is on the Hunter Biden laptop. The crimes are numerous and listed.
https://bidenlaptopreport.marcopolousa.org
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2023 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)
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I guess the NYC outweighs the Catholic.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (FVME7)
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I get that the New Testament version of the Lord is patient with us, but purifying by fire can't be far off.
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney grades the news at May 08, 2023 02:39 PM (4/pAP)
Well, I just went and looked up both. I am filled with revulsion and regret. I strongly recommend looking up neither, and being happier for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (O4oKn)
Don't the job Americans just won't do.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:39 PM (tjClK)
What a bore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:39 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (tjClK)
I'm assuming that's different than regular docking, which is already gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2023 02:40 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (7oh2Z)
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Only if Ace gets a commission
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:40 PM (4/pAP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 02:40 PM (fywVE)
It just sounded 'Eco' AND gross when juxtaposed with 'Sexuality'.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:40 PM (7oh2Z)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (fs1hN)
“Tipping Has Come for Self-Serve Checkout”
wsj.com
Tipping at Self-Checkout Has Customers Crying ‘Emotional Blackmail’
Customers already bristling at higher prices question where the money goes when interaction with an employee was nonexistent.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Vwz3I)
Are you talking about a lesbian that takes a dump on her lovers vag and they scissor afterwards or the remnants left in the toilet bowl after taking a righteous crap? I'm confused.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (N5C4b)
“I just want to be clear that we are working within significant constraints,” he said. “We need people, we need technology, we need facilities, we need transportation resources, all of the elements of addressing the needs of a large population of people arriving irregularly at our southern border.”
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:34 PM (AMIL/)
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That hundred billion we sent to Ukraine would have come in handy, eh?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 02:40 PM (fywVE)
That was Good Morning America with George Stephanopolous. It's on every morning.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:42 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (up/3i)
A raised debt ceiling.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:42 PM (/EuRN)
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The IRS has something like 300 "pings" of criminal activity on the Biden family, one of which would prompt rectal probe level federal investigations on anyone not named Biden.
Posted by: MLB wants you to celebrate the normalization of p3d0 and scat fetishes at May 08, 2023 02:42 PM (M/F/E)
Posted by: Shower Biden at May 08, 2023 02:42 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 02:40 PM (fywVE)
That was Good Morning America with George Stephanopolous. It's on every morning.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (/EuRN)
IIRC (and I wish I didn't) that was 'Stump Broke'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:42 PM (zZu0s)
Where the eff is the bishop to shut this shit down?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:42 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2023 02:42 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 08, 2023 02:43 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (up/3i)
AIDS, syphilis and monkeypox.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:43 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2023 02:43 PM (up/3i)
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In other words, send more people so we can process and release the illegals more quickly.
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:43 PM (OalnH)
Customers already bristling at higher prices question where the money goes when interaction with an employee was nonexistent.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Vwz3I)
I mean, i at least want the civility of seeing the face of the person who's gonna spit in my food....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:43 PM (/EuRN)
By my reading of Romans, we ARE being punished, that's why things are so awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:44 PM (0hOvj)
“Tipping Has Come for Self-Serve Checkout”
wsj.com
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Vwz3I)
There isn't enough blow in the world to make this seem like a good idea.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2023 02:44 PM (78UcJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
A few thousand years ago: pillars of salt.
Today: a new stripe on the alphabet flag.
Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (DgGvY)
Off giving Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Joe Biden Eucharist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (0hOvj)
Republicans circa 2023: $100B for Ukraine? Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (OalnH)
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I'm not following what you are talking about.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)
Indeed. *guitar riff*
Posted by: Joe Walsh at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (4I/2K)
Now, why would they be reducing the revenue per guest and the ease of visiting? Hmmmm...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (NRiLJ)
Wonder which girly books they prescribe to?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (1+epL)
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2023 02:35 PM (7oh2Z)
No way. I'm still not over looking up 'iglooing'.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:36 PM (DRSnL)
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Well, I just went and looked up both. I am filled with revulsion and regret. I strongly recommend looking up neither, and being happier for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (O4oKn)
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I'm convinced UD is trolling us. No way can enough people be as vile and disgusting and sick that UD needs to actually have an entry for some of this shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
He's claiming ignorance on the entire matter. Truth.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (N5C4b)
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It's anti immigrant to follow federal law that has existed for 30 years? They things you learn.
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (OalnH)
“Tipping Has Come for Self-Serve Checkout”
wsj.com
Tipping itself has become ridiculous Gone are the days of 10%.. Now Waiters look at you angrily if it's less that 25%.. At least here in CA
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (bs+z0)
Customers already bristling at higher prices question where the money goes when interaction with an employee was nonexistent.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Vwz3I)
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I do not tip when I do not receive service. Self-checkout? Tipping? No.
I tip generously as a rule. If I go to a sandwich shop, I'll even usually drop a buck into the tip jar, just because the guy looked at me and talked to me and the like when making my sandwich.
But a tip jar by self checkout? No. Not a chance. I have to actually receive some service if you want me to give a tip.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (O4oKn)
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
Look, I am okay with self check out, even though it feels like maybe I should get a break on the price. But there's no chance I will be giving the machine a tip.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (0hOvj)
Now, why would they be reducing the revenue per guest and the ease of visiting? Hmmmm...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:45 PM (NRiLJ)
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Because business is booming and America wants more trannies!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
“They’re disingenuous...”
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (RHGPo)
The store will tip me for doing the zero-wage job? About dang time!
Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (NRiLJ)
Elon Musk @elonmusk · 1h
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
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I've always been amused by this one, inactive since 2018: https://twitter.com/theranos
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (lCaJd)
Look, I am okay with self check out, even though it feels like maybe I should get a break on the price. But there's no chance I will be giving the machine a tip.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (0hOvj)
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*goes on strike to get cut of tip*
-the machine
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)
Because stealth-editing posts and not acknowledging your changes is a total gay jive turkey move.
Posted by: Atilla the Proofreader at May 08, 2023 02:33 PM
Are you new here? You think people read the content once, much less twice or more to detect stealth editing?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 08, 2023 02:38 PM (tjClK)
I'm assuming that's different than regular docking, which is already gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)
When I was working on Shuttle-ISS docking systems a few decades ago, we had a contest to see who could write the most lurid description of a space docking. The only part of one I can remember is, "The approaching Shuttle displays its arousal at the sight of the passively waiting and welcoming Station, by extending it's multi-petaled docking mechanism..." Yikes!
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (O4oKn)
There is a person, in a room you can't see, making your food, who knows in advance if you gave them "their cut" or not....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM (NRiLJ)
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We're still in the theater stage.
I'm looking forward to the enfoldening. Fundraising emails are going to be epic!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (OalnH)
I imagine his wife holds sway over him on any number of topics so perhaps this is the way the movers and shakers can get whatever it is they want out of rezident retard. Assuming the other avenues they've been using haven't yielded the results wanted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mohels Local 576 at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (N5C4b)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (KVGVf)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (bs+z0)
AND, California, like Washington, pays regular minimum wage. Not waitstaff minimum wage like other states. I'm pretty sure there are waiters at even mid-level establishments who make more than I do.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)
Then what is the point of self checkout?
Have an issue and the bored high schooler has to come over and call her manager to zero something out or fix a price? Maybe/sure.
But just standing there and opening the bags? Occasionally?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:47 PM
Why didn't we think of that?
Posted by: Mohels Local 23 at May 08, 2023 02:49 PM (a3Q+t)
And people want tips for more and more stuff that they never had to before.
I am fine with tipping and I'll usually do 20% but nobody should be rude or demanding about it. A tip is by its very nature voluntary and extra, when you require it, its no longer a tip, its a service fee.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:49 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
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There are too many parks in Orlando! How can anyone choose? We should only have one park.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders view of Theme Parks at May 08, 2023 02:49 PM (NRiLJ)
-the machine
That's not how it works.
Posted by: Mohels Local 576 at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (4I/2K)
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You're pretty fly for a rabbi.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
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There are too many parks in Orlando! How can anyone choose? We should only have one park.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders view of Theme Parks at May 08, 2023 02:49 PM (NRiLJ)
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And it shall be Dude Perfect World.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2023 02:50 PM (RHGPo)
1. We will not under any circumstances raise the debt ceiling without significant spending cuts
2. We will negotiate for some moderate spending cuts
3. We have reduced the rate of increase from 20% to 19.94% and are calling it a win.
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:50 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 02:50 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 02:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at May 08, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
I'd visit Busty Redhead Paradise Kingdom every year!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 08, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 08, 2023 02:51 PM (/EuRN)
Yeah my attitude is always "dude, I'm poor, look at what I'm getting here. I should be getting this charity, I can't afford to give any away!"
I don't buy stuff like baloney, dried beans, rice, and peanut butter because I'm a millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 02:51 PM (0hOvj)
It's like DEFCON 4 for a Monday.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2023 02:48 PM (KVGVf)
Baby, come to Texas in October. I'm *always* a sure thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:51 PM (DRSnL)
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And the justification is "everything costs more now so % should be higher". No assholes, that's why it's a percent and not a $ amount. As meals increase, 15% increases as well. You're already covered for inflation. You don't need to go to 25%.
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:52 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Shoeless Guy at May 08, 2023 02:52 PM (hcBu1)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 08, 2023 02:54 PM (OYDJh)
Yeah my attitude is always "dude, I'm poor, look at what I'm getting here. I should be getting this charity, I can't afford to give any away!"
I don't buy stuff like baloney, dried beans, rice, and peanut butter because I'm a millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
"Would you like to donate to fight hunger?"
Bitch, your corporation made BILLIONS in profit last year. YOU donate. I'm doing everything I can to fight my OWN hunger.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2023 02:54 PM (nW4TA)
Posted by: Monetc at May 08, 2023 02:50 PM (OalnH)
FIFY
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 02:54 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2023 02:51 PM
Can attest, and she's always perfectly attired and coifed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 02:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Gref
23-year old 'engineer' today: "I've reported you to HR. I hope you lose your house."
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 08, 2023 02:56 PM (jzzG8)
see you when the summer's through.
There we'll be,
shooting and smoking and drinking,
don't even be thinking,
you can keep us awaaayyyyyy.
Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2023 03:07 PM (4svuj)
"We know exactly what this family was doing..."
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2023 03:17 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Qwinn at May 08, 2023 04:20 PM (xu9tO)
No.
Hunter Biden will get serious charges and the Bidens, Obamas, Bushes, McCains, Clintons will too when I gain a vast array of superpowers, Elvis comes out of hiding from the Reno trailer park and whales swim in space.
Until then, don't wake me.
Posted by: Tracy at May 08, 2023 04:33 PM (BG+/R)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 08, 2023 06:36 PM (9HEQ/)
They have to initiate an official investigation, but they use it to 1) Collect all the evidence, and then lock it away for years where no one can examine it, and 2) They can then respond to all questions on the "case" by stating they can't comment on active investigations.
The entire point of the investigation is to cover up the crime.
Bonus: They NEVER leak when the 'target' of their investigation is a Democrat. Notice that? They leak like a sieve when its an R though - anything juicy makes it to the front page of the NY Times or WAPO within a day or two.
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