There Is No <i>I</i> In "Team" But There Is One In "Feline" Cafe

10
Westminster group judging starts in a few minutes. Delilah was entered, but we decided not to go.

It was a pain but also a thrill to show at Madison Square Garden. Now that they've moved the show to the piers, then to Tarrytown, now to the tennis stadium in Queens, it's become just another dog show, but much more expensive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 07:25 PM (MoZTd)

11 Parga, Greece
This may be a repeat.

if it's good move, it's worth repeating

and she wont mind

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 07:25 PM (us2H3)

12 Is that a dog in your pocket???

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2023 07:25 PM (qYjjL)

13 Them cows be like WTF?...........

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2023 07:26 PM (ncXxy)

14 I t hink a repeat but it is a lovely looking evening spot

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2023 07:27 PM (xhxe8)

15 9 there is a bat.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2023 07:24 PM (iHBZj)

You finally got some pancakes! Good on you!

Pannencoeken!

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:28 PM (pwExq)

16 Parga is worth a second look. What a place to just sit and watch the sun set.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2023 07:28 PM (eOEVl)

17 I had a cat named Feline for a long time, although I often called her Felonius. She was interesting, she hated everyone in the world except me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2023 07:30 PM (i9ffA)

18 Concerning the Jack Sparrow run, I'm beginning to suspect that attractive young women can get away with a lot of things the rest of us can't.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2023 07:30 PM (eOEVl)

19 16 Parga is worth a second look. What a place to just sit and watch the sun set.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2023 07:28 PM (eOEVl)

On the Western coast of Greece. Nice. Near Albania.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:31 PM (pwExq)

20 Westminster Dog Show Group Judging (Hound, Toy, Non-Sporting, and Herding) — 7:30 pm - 11:00 pm

The group judging will be live on FS1

First up is the Hound group.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 07:32 PM (NpAcC)

21 Do pandas know they suck at being animals?

Posted by: DB - eyeing things warily at May 08, 2023 07:33 PM (geLO8)

22 18 Concerning the Jack Sparrow run, I'm beginning to suspect that attractive young women can get away with a lot of things the rest of us can't.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2023 07:30 PM (eOEVl)

short of murder, there's not much they can't get away with.

and sometimes even that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2023 07:33 PM (i9ffA)

23
There Is No I In "Team"

What about the channel 13 I-Team?

Posted by: TV newsman at May 08, 2023 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

24 There Is No I In "Team" But There Is One In "Feline" Cafe
—Ace

you cannot spell Eat Me without Team!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2023 07:33 PM (BRHaw)

25 Dogs and cats are definitely God’s gift to man.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:34 PM (MNhXM)

26 Baby elephant sliding down a hill

Poison Ivy to the junk.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2023 07:35 PM (FhXTo)

27 If I was going to move out of the USA I would move to Croatia.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:35 PM (MNhXM)

28 Meow!

(Evenin' in cat)

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2023 07:35 PM (sAmhv)

29
At Schloss Hadrian, Westminster is like the Super Bowl, except that we know most of the people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 07:36 PM (MoZTd)

30 coulda doubled your money in a few days with PacWest

I was gonna but all my money is tied up in cash

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 07:37 PM (us2H3)

31 Willowed from previous post comments: Hey Marcus T, fuck you. This ain't some goombah trolling or talking shit.
Wolf out

244 "As someone who was ON DUTY the night of Benghazi, and TOOK THE CALL from AFRICOM, I can 100% tell you nothing they said even remotely followed ground truth. Speaking with the GUY STANDING ON THE AIRPLANE RAMP would tell you the truth.
Posted by: Mr. Wolf at May 08, 2023 04:27 PM (Zh2lX)"

OR THE FUCKING GUY YOU SENT THERE TO KEEP THEM ALIVE WHO TELLS YOU ON COMMS THE SHIT IS REAL BECAUSE HES SEEN IT BEFORE MANY TIMES
Posted by: Marcus T at May 08, 2023 05:04 PM (63An5)

Posted by: Mr. Wolf at May 08, 2023 07:37 PM (j+JQ4)

32 Parga is on the mainland. The islands of Corfu, Paxos, and AntiPaxos are nearby.. The later is a small island with the bluest, clearest water I've ever seen.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2023 07:38 PM (sAmhv)

33 Jack Sparrow run girls look cute and fun, love the one posing with the cops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:38 PM (0hOvj)

34 The islands of Corfu, Paxos, and AntiPaxos are nearby.. The later is a small island with the bluest, clearest water I've ever seen.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2023 07:38 PM (sAmhv)

Yeah but if Paxos and AntiPaxos ever come in contact...KABOOM!!!

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:40 PM (pwExq)

35 Those fruit eating cats look funny

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:40 PM (0hOvj)

36 Poison Ivy to the junk.
Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2023 07:35 PM (FhXTo)

snuck into the rear of the Buckner Blvd drive In in Dallas to see 1 million BC

crawl thru about 400 yds of poison ivy

one of my better moves

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 07:40 PM (us2H3)

37 I am slowly becoming radicalized into a anti-Panda mindset. Their ridiculousness is becoming offensive.

Posted by: Thesokorus at May 08, 2023 07:40 PM (63FNz)

38 Posted by: Mr. Wolf at May 08, 2023 07:37 PM (j+JQ4)

Mr. Wolf, I think you mighta been misreading Marcus T.

He was backing you up.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:41 PM (pwExq)

39 How different actors run

https://tinyurl.com/2p8j769t

Posted by: DB - eyeing things warily at May 08, 2023 07:41 PM (geLO8)

40 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: Possible meteorite slams through roof of home in Hopewell Township, New Jersey; police say the ‘metallic object’ is approximately 4” x 6” and no one was injured

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)

41 I'm beginning to suspect that attractive young women can get away with a lot of things the rest of us can't.

Pretty Privilege is the only real privilege out there. A white man cannot get free stuff or get away with things just by being white. But a pretty girl can just walk through life with people throwing things and money at them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

42 Yeah but if Paxos and AntiPaxos ever come in contact...KABOOM!!!

Wouldn't that be KABOOMsos!!!

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2023 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

43 Oh, and really handsome men get better treatment in life as well. Not as much as pretty girls, but a handsome man gets better service and kinder treatment in life, I've seen it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

44 Oh, and really handsome men get better treatment in life as well. Not as much as pretty girls, but a handsome man gets better service and kinder treatment in life, I've seen it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

Can’t say I’ve noticed being treated any better.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:44 PM (MNhXM)

45 Speaking of felines. I posted this morning I had to trap my feral cat as something was wrong with his mouth and he was drooling and couldn’t eat well. Well he lost a fang. I guess he had already lost one on top and the one on the same side bottom was coming out and he was all confused. His little tongue was hanging out. The tooth was gone before he got to the vet so they gave him antibiotic shot that lasts 2 weeks and all his shots plus a revolution for fleas. He ate good and is wobbly walking around the yard.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 08, 2023 07:45 PM (sOA7y)

46 43 Oh, and really handsome men get better treatment in life as well. Not as much as pretty girls, but a handsome man gets better service and kinder treatment in life, I've seen it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

Oh I dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 07:45 PM (us2H3)

47 29
At Schloss Hadrian, Westminster is like the Super Bowl, except that we know most of the people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 07:36 PM (MoZTd)
********
Borzoi up.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 07:46 PM (NpAcC)

48 Posted by: Jaimo at May 08, 2023 07:45 PM (sOA7y)

You’re a good person.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:46 PM (MNhXM)

49 43 Oh, and really handsome men get better treatment in life as well. Not as much as pretty girls, but a handsome man gets better service and kinder treatment in life, I've seen it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

A dude can do well with average looks and a well-tailored suit. I guess a girl can do the same with sufficient cleavage.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:46 PM (pwExq)

50 >Oh, and really handsome men get better treatment in life as well.

We know.

Posted by: DB - eyeing things warily at May 08, 2023 07:46 PM (geLO8)

51
Borzoi up.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 07:46 PM (NpAcC)

___________

Her Majesty wrote the breed blurb Michael LaFave used.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

52 Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:46 PM (pwExq)

Yes a well dressed man will get better service and attention from female service people for sure.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:47 PM (MNhXM)

53 Her Majesty wrote the breed blurb Michael LaFave used.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 07:47 PM (MoZTd)
******
Very cool.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 07:48 PM (NpAcC)

54 My dad used to experiment, he'd go to some place dressed like he did at work as an electrician. Then he'd go dressed in his best suit, to see how he was treated. Of course he was a good looking, charming guy but yeah it mattered how he was dressed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:49 PM (0hOvj)

55 Can’t say I’ve noticed being treated any better.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:44 PM (MNhXM)

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 08, 2023 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

56 White House bans The (NY) Post from Biden event as Hunter indictment looms — and as nearly 20 seats sit empty

The White House press office barred The Post from attending President Biden’s only daytime public event.

Posted by: DB - eyeing things warily at May 08, 2023 07:50 PM (geLO8)

57 good looking women often travel in packs

and they are looking for three things

money
money
money

you have a nice house and nice car and are good looking, so much the better

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 07:50 PM (us2H3)

58 I'm just mentioning this in brief at the usually nonpolitical Café as a quick update; and I have added this to the Quick Hits thread too to keep them all in one place.

It looks like Elon musk is thinking the Nazi tattoos claim is b.s. too.

I wonder if Musk has seen the Andy Ngo tweets?

https://tinyurl.com/yc26ercp

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 07:50 PM (Vwz3I)

59 Bats!! We indeed have bats!!! O frabjous day!!!!

Thank you, Ace. In appreciation, I'll find you some more words of love that hopefully prove as efficacious!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

60 Yes there is a bat.

There is a glaring lack of sea otters though.

*pouts*

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 07:51 PM (i75mC)

61 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.

Posted by: That Lil' ol' Band from Texas at May 08, 2023 07:51 PM (4I/2K)

62 and they are looking for three things

money
money
money

Its becoming clear to me that the money isn't so much what they are after as it is what the money gets. They don't seem to really even comprehend what money is or how much anything costs, they just have memorized minimum standards like a Pagani car or 500,000 a year minimum earning. How much does the Pagani cost, or what does it even look like? Who cares, that's the word they remember.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:52 PM (0hOvj)

63 Pizza night!

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2023 07:52 PM (Uv0D2)

64 good looking women often travel in packs
and they are looking for three things
money
money
money
you have a nice house and nice car and are good looking, so much the better
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 07:50 PM

I dunno. I've always found women appreciate a man who can make them laugh.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

65
I dunno. I've always found women appreciate a man who can make them laugh.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

___________

Take it from me.

Posted by: Roger Rabbit at May 08, 2023 07:54 PM (MoZTd)

66 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:52 PM (0hOvj)

I wouldn't be so sure

most golddiggers can quote you what ATT is going for on the spot

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 07:55 PM (us2H3)

67 There is a glaring lack of sea otters though.

*pouts*
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 07:51 PM (i75mC)
*******
🦦🦦🦦

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 07:55 PM (NpAcC)

68 Yes there is a bat.

There is a glaring lack of sea otters though.

*pouts*
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 07:51 PM

Nay, nay. Tonight is no ordinary bat. Tonight, we celebrate the meaning of the bat signal!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

69 >40 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: Possible meteorite slams through roof of home in Hopewell Township, New Jersey; police say the ‘metallic object’ is approximately 4” x 6” and no one was injured

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)

That's some weak sauce SMOD. Be better. Do better.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 08, 2023 07:55 PM (gryET)

70 Thank you red riding hood!

🦦🦦🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 07:56 PM (i75mC)

71 There is a glaring lack of sea otters though.

*pouts*
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 07:51 PM (i75mC)

They're busy.

You know what day it is.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:56 PM (pwExq)

72
A dude can do well with average looks and a well-tailored suit. I guess a girl can do the same with sufficient cleavage.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:46 PM

I've never understood how they size bras. To me a 'DD' should be an 'A+' and a 'D' cup an 'A'. A 'C' a B+, and on and on.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 08, 2023 07:56 PM (enJYY)

73
That's some weak sauce SMOD. Be better. Do better.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 08, 2023 07:55 PM (gryET)

___________

Aim better.

Posted by: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue at May 08, 2023 07:57 PM (MoZTd)

74 Hey guys, any updates from grammie?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (heDAl)

75 JUST IN: Possible meteorite slams through roof of home in Hopewell Township, New Jersey; police say the ‘metallic object’ is approximately 4” x 6” and no one was injured

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I

I bet that meteorite value will pay for the repairs and have some money left over.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (acrwL)

76 And an update that should bury the Nazi tattoos lie for good:

Andy Ngô @MrAndyNgo
"I haven't checked if this is actually him in the picture"

Leftist writer Aric Toler has deleted the following post. He likely did find a social media account belonging to the #Allen, Texas gunman that featured brown Latino neo-Nazi propaganda, but he mixes the information with his biased commentary & unverified information to try to malign conservative content creators.
https://tinyurl.com/rbdzbcvh

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (Vwz3I)

77 JUST IN: Possible meteorite slams through roof of home in Hopewell Township, New Jersey; police say the ‘metallic object’ is approximately 4” x 6” and no one was injured

I'm not saying its aliens...

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (pwExq)

78 What the hell is a Pagani? Eh, I guess that question is an instant disqualification from the hot-chicks game.

Posted by: CppThis at May 08, 2023 08:00 PM (PZvjL)

79 78 What the hell is a Pagani? Eh, I guess that question is an instant disqualification from the hot-chicks game.
Posted by: CppThis at May 08, 2023 08:00 PM (PZvjL)

Italian opera

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:01 PM (us2H3)

80 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 07:56 PM (i75mC)
****
😉

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 08:01 PM (NpAcC)

81 74 Hey guys, any updates from grammie?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (heDAl)

Wondering too.

Posted by: NL at May 08, 2023 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

82 I bet that meteorite value will pay for the repairs and have some money left over.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (acrwL)

Later, at the Princeton geology department: "That's not a meteorite, ma'am, it's a brake pad off an Airbus 380."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2023 08:02 PM (tkR6S)

83 How do these people not burst into flames?

https://tinyurl.com/59k9deyy

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2023 08:02 PM (eOEVl)

84 Italian opera
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:01 PM

Klingon opera >>>>>> Italian opera >>>>> Soap operas

Posted by: Worf, son of Mogh at May 08, 2023 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

85
Bad news today. Her Majesty will have to have her other knee replaced. She went in for X-rays today and it showed bone on bone. This sucks mud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

86 Hah my kitteh just got hit with a few big drops of rain. You'd have thought she was shot by a .45.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 08:04 PM (acrwL)

87 74 Hey guys, any updates from grammie?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (heDAl)

She's been in some daywalker threads and people have asked her directly and she did not answer.

I am hoping that just means she is too overwhelmed with joy to say something.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 08:04 PM (pwExq)

88 79 78 What the hell is a Pagani? Eh, I guess that question is an instant disqualification from the hot-chicks game.
Posted by: CppThis at May 08, 2023 08:00 PM (PZvjL)

Italian opera
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:01 PM (us2H3)

It was Paganini, COB …

Pavarotti was a tenor

Posted by: Seaman Jones at May 08, 2023 08:04 PM (CCSxw)

89 Thanks blaster
I'll keep praying for her

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 08, 2023 08:04 PM (heDAl)

90
Hopewell Township NJ? Hardly a SMOD worthy location. Now Washington, DC is definitely sponge-worthy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2023 08:05 PM (enJYY)

91 There is a glaring lack of sea otters though.

*pouts*
Posted by: nurse ratched
--------------

(Burp)

What? What I do?

Posted by: Orca at May 08, 2023 08:05 PM (sAmhv)

92 I just got here - what happened to grammie winger?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 08, 2023 08:06 PM (pTb/Z)

93 I dunno. I've always found women appreciate a man who can make them laugh.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2023 07:53 PM

Well I never had any problem with tha.....wait a second.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2023 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)

94 92 I just got here - what happened to grammie winger?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 08, 2023 08:06 PM (pTb/Z)

She was on the prayer list because she was getting an MRI last week.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 08:07 PM (pwExq)

95 JUST IN: Possible meteorite slams through roof of home in Hopewell Township, New Jersey; police say the ‘metallic object’ is approximately 4” x 6” and no one was injured

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I

I bet that meteorite value will pay for the repairs and have some money left over.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM

They had/have a meteorite in the Science Museum in Chicago that people pay to go in and touch it. We got in for free because we were active duty and got to touch it for nothing. It is/was in a big box with a couple of small holes for your hands to fit in it so some enterprising people could not go in with tools and hack off a piece or two for souvenirs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2023 08:08 PM (ncXxy)

96 my now wife, who was an 11 when I met her and still is in my eyes, coulda done a lot better than me

but she loves antiques and married me cuz I knew more than her and had better taste in antiques

takes all kinds, I guess

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:08 PM (us2H3)

97 I dunno. I've always found women appreciate a man who can make them laugh.

They laugh harder on your yacht taking them on a shopping spree at Dubai

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:09 PM (0hOvj)

98 Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:08 PM (us2H3)

Every pot has a lid

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 08:09 PM (acrwL)

99 What the hell is a Pagani? Eh, I guess that question is an instant disqualification from the hot-chicks game.
Posted by: CppThis at May 08, 2023 08:00 PM (PZvjL)

Italian opera
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:01 PM (us2H3)

It was Paganini, COB …

Pavarotti was a tenor

Posted by: Seaman Jones at May 08, 2023 08:04 PM

If you are gonna do it, do it right. Jonsey was a Second Class Sonar Tech, not a seaman. The guy he was training was a seaman.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2023 08:10 PM (ncXxy)

100 Oh and Pagani is a hypercar, one of those sexy wedge looking things that goes too fast and cannot go over speed bumps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:10 PM (0hOvj)

101 24 There Is No I In "Team" But There Is One In "Feline" Cafe
—Ace

you cannot spell Eat Me without Team!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2023 07:33 PM (BRHaw)

https://is.gd/uDpXXQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:11 PM (ynpvh)

102 Better hit the sack
Hope everyone has a great evening, have window open for now it's so nice outside.

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

103 How do these people not burst into flames?

https://tinyurl.com/59k9deyy

Because it's illegal to soak them in gasoline and toss lit matches at them?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 08, 2023 08:11 PM (Bd6X8)

104 but she loves antiques and married me cuz I knew more than her and had better taste in antiques

takes all kinds, I guess
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:08 PM (us2H3)

When Jackie married Aristotle Onassis, his wedding gift to her was an antique organ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2023 08:11 PM (tkR6S)

105 She was on the prayer list because she was getting an MRI last week.
Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2023 08:07 PM (pwExq)
---------

Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 08, 2023 08:12 PM (pTb/Z)

106 104 but she loves antiques and married me cuz I knew more than her and had better taste in antiques

takes all kinds, I guess
Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:08 PM (us2H3)

When Jackie married Aristotle Onassis, his wedding gift to her was an antique organ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2023 08:11 PM (tkR6S)

Heh

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

107 Cafe!!! A full glass of wine and a clean ashtray. I'm set

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2023 08:13 PM (3di3/)

108 When Jackie married Aristotle Onassis, his wedding gift to her was an antique organ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2023 08:11 PM (tkR6S)

Well, naturally.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2023 08:13 PM (4I/2K)

109 I'm thinking the elephant sliding down the hill might have an ulterior motive.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2023 08:13 PM (sWM8x)

110 Posted by: Orca at May 08, 2023 08:05 PM (sAmhv)
-----------
Fun fact: Orcas are in the family Delphinidae, which makes them dolphins. Why they got called "killer whales", I don't know. I guess it sounded sexier than "murder dolphin."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 08, 2023 08:14 PM (2hlEI)

111 NHL Draft underway

Sabres to pick 13th

Posted by: Seaman Jones at May 08, 2023 08:14 PM (CCSxw)

112 Blark and Son Season 2 Episode 5

https://youtu.be/AefAXCJh-Ow

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 08, 2023 08:14 PM (ybIRR)

113 Draft Lottery

***face palm***

Posted by: Seaman Jones at May 08, 2023 08:14 PM (CCSxw)

114 Women appreciate a man who can make them laugh - but hopefully it's not when they drop their pants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2023 08:15 PM (S6gqv)

115 When Jackie married Aristotle Onassis, his wedding gift to her was an antique organ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2023 08:11 PM (tkR6S)
Heh
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

OH! I get it. I'm so slow. Almost needed Ben Roethlisberger to 'splain it to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 08, 2023 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

116 Why they got called "killer whales", I don't know.

Probably because they are whale-sized and have a mouth full of sharp teeth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:15 PM (0hOvj)

117 75 JUST IN: Possible meteorite slams through roof of home in Hopewell Township, New Jersey; police say the ‘metallic object’ is approximately 4” x 6” and no one was injured

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 08, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I

I bet that meteorite value will pay for the repairs and have some money left over.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 07:59 PM (acrwL)

Article I read years ago: If you take a strong magnet and sweep your roof, those magnetic particles are probably from debris left from mico-meteoroids burning up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:15 PM (ynpvh)

118 Polynikes,

If you are still around. A few weeks ago you mentioned finding some earlier Thomas Kinkade paintings and how impressed you were. I got a couple of books for that period and have to agree. Whatever he was like as a person, the guy had talent. It was interesting to see the development of that mellow lighting that became a trademark of his commercial 'cottage' paintings that make the art critics grit their teeth.

Thanks for bringing it up.

Posted by: JTB at May 08, 2023 08:16 PM (7EjX1)

119 /off sonar tech sock

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 08:16 PM (CCSxw)

120 I've never understood how they size bras. To me a 'DD' should be an 'A+' and a 'D' cup an 'A'. A 'C' a B+, and on and on.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge [aka Divide by Zero]

Consider the shape of the runway models.

The bra sizes came from the same people who chose them.

But your way could continue in the video-games-and-anime-grading style. A+, A++, S, S+, S++.....

Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 08:18 PM (DgGvY)

121 Whatever he was like as a person, the guy had talent

yeah he was definitely a real talent and, like Norman Rockwell in time I think will be treated as a master. Yeah he was kitschy and overcommercialized and kinda cheesy in some of his stuff, but he had genuine skill and vision and his work is pretty amazing.

And I liked why he painted that way; he was trying to show what the world would be like, without sin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:19 PM (0hOvj)

122 110 Posted by: Orca at May 08, 2023 08:05 PM (sAmhv)
-----------
Fun fact: Orcas are in the family Delphinidae, which makes them dolphins. Why they got called "killer whales", I don't know. I guess it sounded sexier than "murder dolphin."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 08, 2023 08:14 PM (2hlEI)

Rapey murder dolphins?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

123 Fun fact: Orcas are in the family Delphinidae, which makes them dolphins. Why they got called "killer whales", I don't know. I guess it sounded sexier than "murder dolphin."

Killer whales are animals of focus, commitment, sheer will...something dolphins know very little about.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 08, 2023 08:20 PM (eOEVl)

124 The winner of the Hound group is the Petit Basset Griffon.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 08:20 PM (NpAcC)

125 "Murder dolphinn" reminded of a comment on the topic of Cocaine Bear - the producers first considered going with "Viagra Dolphin" but nobody wanted to film that shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2023 08:20 PM (S6gqv)

126 Thomas Kincaid - a world without sin? You should see what's going on behind those warmly lit windows.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2023 08:22 PM (S6gqv)

127 Women appreciate a man who can make them laugh - but hopefully it's not when they drop their pants.
Posted by: Tom Servo

You are zombie Rodney Dangerfield, and I claim my five shekels.

Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

128 A Almost there
B Barely there
C Could be there
D Definitely there
DD Double Dang!
F Fuggedaboutit
G Golly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2023 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

129 Blackhawks get Bedard

Go figure…

Anaheim drafts 2nd

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 08:23 PM (CCSxw)

130
The winner of the Hound group is the Petit Basset Griffon.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 08:20 PM (NpAcC)

___________

PBGVs always seem to do well at Westminster.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 08:24 PM (MoZTd)

131 Wait for our next big action thriller!

Posted by: Heroin Sloths at May 08, 2023 08:24 PM (tkR6S)

132 Posted by: JTB at May 08, 2023 08:16 PM (7EjX1)

I'm glad you were able to see some of his earlier work. The art world/critics dismissed him mainly because he was an outspoken born again Christian. They were happy to see he had substance abuse problems which they think contradict his Christianity.

I'm still not a big fan of his lighted cottages body of work but it made him a very wealthy man.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 08:24 PM (acrwL)

133 120 I've never understood how they size bras. To me a 'DD' should be an 'A+' and a 'D' cup an 'A'. A 'C' a B+, and on and on.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge [aka Divide by Zero]

Consider the shape of the runway models.

The bra sizes came from the same people who chose them.

But your way could continue in the video-games-and-anime-grading style. A+, A++, S, S+, S++.....

Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 08:18 PM (DgGvY)

When I was a kid, S on a report card meant Satisfactory.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:24 PM (ynpvh)

134 probably my fav illustrator is Walt Louderback. maybe cuz I own a few

he was great with the palette knife

in the 70's and eighties, you could buy a nice example for a grand or a little less

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:25 PM (us2H3)

135 You should see what's going on behind those warmly lit windows.

Sinless nookie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:25 PM (0hOvj)

136 There is an "I" in TEAM. It's right there in the A-hole (OK, that's more of a visual joke).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 08, 2023 08:26 PM (uPgE/)

137 135 You should see what's going on behind those warmly lit windows.

Sinless nookie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:25 PM (0hOvj)

With the wife in the approved style?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

138 Some cats, like many of us, are all done with Star Wars.

That's a beautiful cat. Love that type.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2023 08:26 PM (Sv58p)

139 136 There is an "I" in TEAM. It's right there in the A-hole (OK, that's more of a visual joke).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 08, 2023 08:26 PM (uPgE/)

From comment 101:
https://is.gd/uDpXXQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:27 PM (ynpvh)

140 Fun fact: Orcas are in the family Delphinidae, which makes them dolphins.

What makes them such deadly hunters is their coloring. Seals think they are gigantic pandas.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2023 08:29 PM (ptElO)

141 When I saw "Jack Sparrow run in Nashville", I knew that had to be Kall Me Kris. She's the short-haired blonde. Her videos are always entertaining.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 08, 2023 08:30 PM (uPgE/)

142 probably my fav illustrator is Walt Louderback

Yeah I like Louderback, he's got a nice style and beautiful use of light and contrast.

My favorite paintings are the Hudson River school, followed closely by ... I dunno what to call it but guys like Pierre Auguste Cot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:30 PM (0hOvj)

143 Speaking of paintings, if I ever figure out how to edit my Squarespace website on my new Mac laptop I have 6 more paintings to add . Mostly what I call palette cleansers but I'm just finishing my commission work of the Guadalajara Cathedral.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 08:32 PM (acrwL)

144 Edmonton v Vegas about to get underway up in Alberta…Rogers Place will be rocking

1-1 in a 7 game series

2015 #1 draft pick v 2015 #2 draft pick

Only game on the schedule tonight

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 08:33 PM (CCSxw)

145 My favorite paintings are the Hudson River school, followed closely by ... I dunno what to call it but guys like Pierre Auguste Cot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 08:30 PM (0hOvj)

Louderback's paintings in the flesh are amazing, so textured

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:34 PM (us2H3)

146 Some cats, like many of us, are all done with Star Wars.

When one of my younger brothers was in grade school, he got a Luke Skywalker action figure. Within a short time, Skywalker lost his head. Would joke that he must've lost to Darth Vader. I thought the cat was going to do that to Luke...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

147 Thanks Polynikes, I try to be good to all the kitties in my care.

Posted by: Jaimo at May 08, 2023 08:34 PM (sOA7y)

148 Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:25 PM (us2H3

All my palette cleanser paintings are just knife work. I just finished a rendition of Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 08:35 PM (acrwL)

149 Hopewell Township NJ? Hardly a SMOD worthy location. Now Washington, DC is definitely sponge-worthy.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2023 08:05 PM (enJYY)

Now, if it was Grovers Mills I'd be worried.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 08, 2023 08:35 PM (Zvtjl)

150 There is an "I" in TEAM. It's right there in the A-hole (OK, that's more of a visual joke).
Posted by: No One of Consequence

From comment 101:
https://is.gd/uDpXXQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

There's no "we," "us," "them," "him," or any other pronoun in "team," either.

Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

151 cat moving the bed to the sun...
that's one smart pussy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:38 PM (ynpvh)

152 150 There is an "I" in TEAM. It's right there in the A-hole (OK, that's more of a visual joke).
Posted by: No One of Consequence

From comment 101:
https://is.gd/uDpXXQ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

There's no "we," "us," "them," "him," or any other pronoun in "team," either.

Posted by: mikeski at May 08, 2023 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

there is me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:40 PM (ynpvh)

153 148 Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2023 08:25 PM (us2H3

All my palette cleanser paintings are just knife work. I just finished a rendition of Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 08:35 PM (acrwL)

Sounds different that what I'd expect from vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:41 PM (ynpvh)

154 I'm beginning to think ace has gone soft and is hanging with a tribe of hobos and calling them pandas.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2023 08:41 PM (KVGVf)

155 cat moving the bed to the sun...
that's one smart pussy.
Posted by: jim

You should see what my pussy can do!!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at May 08, 2023 08:43 PM (qoGsy)

156 Pretty Privilege is the only real privilege out there. A white man cannot get free stuff or get away with things just by being white. But a pretty girl can just walk through life with people throwing things and money at them. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

Because there might be sex.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 08:43 PM (xhaym)

157 I've never understood how they size bras. To me a 'DD' should be an 'A+' and a 'D' cup an 'A'. A 'C' a B+, and on and on.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge [aka Divide by Zero]

----------

Ironically, assless chaps are missing by measured by the size of the buttock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2023 08:46 PM (s12c9)

158 Some cats
Some cats
Some cats
===

Reminds of a Rolling Stones album.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 08, 2023 08:47 PM (EZebt)

159 157 I've never understood how they size bras. To me a 'DD' should be an 'A+' and a 'D' cup an 'A'. A 'C' a B+, and on and on.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge [aka Divide by Zero]

----------

Ironically, assless chaps are missing by measured by the size of the buttock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 08, 2023 08:46 PM (s12c9)

whatever pants Brie Larson is wearing?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

160 Oilers go up

1-0

Early in the 1st

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 08:48 PM (CCSxw)

161 "Murder dolphinn" reminded of a comment on the topic of Cocaine Bear - the producers first considered going with "Viagra Dolphin" but nobody wanted to film that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2023 08:20 PM (S6gqv)

Well, third place was "Ketamine Opossum" and fourth was "meth hedgehog" but there was some concern about franchise theft, there. That led to "meth Anteater" which is scary, but not as much as you might think

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 08:50 PM (xhaym)

162 Vegas answers back

1-1

Eichel in the mix there

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 08:51 PM (CCSxw)

163 I have a Thomas Kincade cottage print. My husband bought it for me when I was going through a bad time.

And I just had a tick land on the iPad. I killed it and sprayed the dog with Wondercide. Cat was sprayed with it yesterday. Just gotta check myself.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 08, 2023 08:52 PM (u7leW)

164 161 "Murder dolphinn" reminded of a comment on the topic of Cocaine Bear - the producers first considered going with "Viagra Dolphin" but nobody wanted to film that shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2023 08:20 PM (S6gqv)

Well, third place was "Ketamine Opossum" and fourth was "meth hedgehog" but there was some concern about franchise theft, there. That led to "meth Anteater" which is scary, but not as much as you might think

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 08:50 PM (xhaym)

I'd be all for crack sloth. Fastest sloth around.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:52 PM (ynpvh)

165 >>>Some cats are music-lovers.

Not enough composers write music designed to be played while a cat is in the middle of the keyboard.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2023 08:52 PM (klJTj)

166 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 08:53 PM (atmen)

167 >>>Some cats only want to watch the world burn.

And some cats are looking for a book of matches.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2023 08:54 PM (klJTj)

168
Baby elephant sliding down hill will soon be featured in one of those heart-warming rescue videos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2023 08:55 PM (lCaJd)

169 165 >>>Some cats are music-lovers.

Not enough composers write music designed to be played while a cat is in the middle of the keyboard.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Heh! I was wondering about that. I just figured he picked music that doesn't need those keys being played. Or, he was winging it. Kittuh seemed pleased either way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2023 08:55 PM (sAmhv)

170 Some cats only want to watch the world burn.

Some pretty cool cats - The Ink Spots:

https://youtu.be/6l6vqPUM_FE

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2023 08:56 PM (qoGsy)

171 Oilers all over Vegas

No puck luck though…

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 08:56 PM (CCSxw)

172 Hey Big B!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2023 08:56 PM (qoGsy)

173 The only way to control a cat is to get him hooked on treats, like a prostitute on crack.

And don't start moralizing because you know it's true.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2023 08:57 PM (KVGVf)

174 One of my sisters late kittuh's liked the Blues. Anytime I played any, she'd just lay down and listen. Her tail would follow along with the beat. I saw that one day and though I was seeing things. Nope, she was tapping her tail to the blues beat.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 08, 2023 08:57 PM (sAmhv)

175 >>>Baby elephant sliding down a hill..

I half expected him to end up in Kathleen Turner's crotch.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2023 08:58 PM (klJTj)

176 That wasn’t a banana eating kitty!

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 08:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

177 176 That wasn’t a banana eating kitty!

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 08:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

Puppy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 08, 2023 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

178 This place could use some tree frogs

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2023 08:59 PM (Ql+HN)

179 Hey, Tonypete!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 09:00 PM (atmen)

180 Cats.
Feral forever. Respect it, don't understand keeping predators in the house.
Dogs and Horses are human companions, cats eat the mice and rats and should be tolerated, not pampered.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at May 08, 2023 09:00 PM (BJgzI)

181 >>>Some cats are funny-looking, enjoy eating bananas, and are pure Metal.

Some bloggers have embraced the Dark Side.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 08, 2023 09:01 PM (klJTj)

182 That wasn’t a banana eating kitty!

Maybe he bat-identifies as a cat

Not enough composers write music designed to be played while a cat is in the middle of the keyboard.

Kitten on the Keys

https://youtu.be/TBxRRUj1bcA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 09:02 PM (0hOvj)

183 175 Not enough composers write music designed to be played while a cat is in the middle of the keyboard.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May

I can’t wait for this post to be read out of context at our trials.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

184 These US states prefer dogs over cats:

https://tinyurl.com/5n76n349

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 09:03 PM (NpAcC)

185 Cats.
Feral forever. Respect it, don't understand keeping predators in the house.
Dogs and Horses are human companions, cats eat the mice and rats and should be tolerated, not pampered.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at May 08, 2023 09:00 PM (BJgzI)

We like cats because they have all the faults we admire, and few of the virtues we dislike.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 09:03 PM (xhaym)

186 You know.

If you want to know what women think.

You could always ask.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 09:03 PM (O9Lr2)

187 The Pekingese wins the Toy Group.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 09:05 PM (NpAcC)

188 If you want to know what women think.

You could always ask.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 09:03 PM (O9Lr2)

*cough*

"and if you cared you wouldn't have to ask"

*cough* *cough*

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 09:05 PM (xhaym)

189 Vegas goalie is down…

Hurt during a shot from the left dot

Knee most likely

Eeeesh

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:05 PM (CCSxw)

190
cats eat the mice and rats and should be tolerated, not pampered.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at May 08, 2023 09:00 PM (BJgzI)

_________

We used to get our dog food from a feed mill. They had several mill cats to catch mice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 09:07 PM (MoZTd)

191 Helped off the ice

Injury bug bites the poor guy again

Back up goalie being asked to handle a huge load now..,

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:07 PM (CCSxw)

192 >>>If you want to know what women think.

You could always ask.

Posted by: nurse ratched

>Let's keep it to 500 words or less, my bladder can only contain so much.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2023 09:07 PM (KVGVf)

193 Dogs rule!

Cats govern.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 09:07 PM (atmen)

194 Another B-d L---t destruction video. with BIG guns

https://tinyurl.com/bdctzj34

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 09:08 PM (AMIL/)

195 Feral forever. Respect it, don't understand keeping predators in the house.
Dogs and Horses are human companions, cats eat the mice and rats and should be tolerated, not pampered.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at May 08, 2023

——
Sabi and Kovu would like a quick word.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 09:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

196 If you want to know what women think.

You could always ask.
Posted by: nurse ratched

IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Akhbar at May 08, 2023 09:08 PM (CaJIi)

197 See you in October,
see you when when the summer's through.
There we'll be,
shooting and smoking and drinking,
don't even be thinking,
you can keep us awaaaayyyy.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2023 09:09 PM (Uv0D2)

198 I’m a dog person, but:

Cats >>>>> toy dogs

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2023 09:09 PM (atmen)

199 I think most women want pizza

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 09:09 PM (0hOvj)

200 We like cats because they have all the faults we admire, and few of the virtues we dislike.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 09:03 PM (xhaym

I don't know if Winston liked cats.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 09:09 PM (acrwL)

201 This place could use some tree frogs
Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2023 08:59 PM (Ql+HN)
*****
🌳🐸🐸

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 09:10 PM (NpAcC)

202 199 I think most women want pizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at
—-

And a really good piece of dark chocolate.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

203 Cats are just one character shift of one letter away from bats.

So, that's something, I guess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 08, 2023 09:12 PM (k1Qly)

204 Hopewell Township = Grovers Mill

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 09:12 PM (eFaiq)

205 Vegas with all sorts of pressure

Skinner stones ‘em

Still 1-1

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:13 PM (CCSxw)

206 205 Vegas with all sorts of pressure

Skinner stones ‘em

Still 1-1

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:13 PM (CCSxw)

I am exhausted watching this one, and it's still the 1st Period!

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

207 I think most women want pizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 09:09 PM (0hOvj)

For lunch? Cuuz, I've heard that girls just wanna have lunch. Oh, girls just wanna have lunch.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 One day closer to nowhere at May 08, 2023 09:15 PM (89Sog)

208 I think most women want pizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And a really good piece of dark chocolate.
Posted by: Piper

The Paolo, he finds they are liking the mocha color, as well.

Posted by: Paolo at May 08, 2023 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

209 Watching the Yankees play the A's. An amazing stat. Through 35 games the A's have the worst run differential of any team in major league history. They can't get out of Oakland fast enough. I'm not sure if Las Vegas wants this team however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 09:18 PM (eFaiq)

210 I am exhausted watching this one, and it's still the 1st Period!
Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

Both teams can skate…

In fact, all the series to date have featured great end to end action

Love to see it over the old clutch and grab of the old days

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:18 PM (CCSxw)

211 If you want to know what women think.

You could always ask.
Posted by: nurse ratched

IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Akhbar

Seconded

Posted by: Admiral Fred Thompson at May 08, 2023 09:18 PM (8AONa)

212 *rolls eyes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2023 09:20 PM (U2p+3)

213 off topic, email the other day from a shathead whose name rhymes with ernie anders:

"It's time to reduce the work week to 32 hours with no loss in pay. It's time to reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life. It's time to make sure that working people benefit from rapidly increasing technology, not just large corporations that are already doing phenomenally well."

[i remember the commies pushing this in the 1970s. life is fleeting but stupidity never takes a day off. but let's give everyone a 25 percent raise because no one's job will ever be replaced by high tech. even dollar tree has started putting in self check out machines]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2023 09:21 PM (B1FKF)

214 The covid emergency was supposed to last forever. The emergency powers were supposed to be permanent.

NEW – Chelsea Clinton Announces 'The Big Catch-Up' Initiative Which Will Be 'The Largest Childhood Immunization Effort Ever'

"We need the public sector to hopefully stop doing things like stripping away public health emergency powers from state public health agencies...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2023 09:21 PM (Qfp8E)

215 F’n Jack Eichel…

He is talented…an asshole, but a talented asshole

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:21 PM (CCSxw)

216
Hopewell Township = Grovers Mill
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Is that where the Martians landed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2023 09:22 PM (63Dwl)

217 2-1 Vegas as the horn sounds..,

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:22 PM (CCSxw)

218 79 78 What the hell is a Pagani?

Some sort of silly looking uncomfortable car that costs more than a nice house, requires expensive maintenance, breaks a lot, and supposedly goes 250 mph when driven on a racetrack by a professional driver. Purchased by 75 year old men who drive it at 35 mph to a parking lot, or speculators who park it undriven in climate controlled warehouses.

Posted by: azjaeger at May 08, 2023 09:23 PM (3/XaG)

219 What women think

‘God I hate that bitch’
‘Shoes’
‘ He never freaking listens’
‘Shoes’
‘ These pants fit last month. WTH?’
‘Shoes’

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 09:23 PM (MNhXM)

220 Oooooh and some fisticuffs

Kane and Pietrangelo

Kane to get a penalty

Nothing on Pietrangelo

Posted by: browndog on his cellphone at May 08, 2023 09:23 PM (CCSxw)

221 If a father starts a widget company, he passes the factory to his son.

Husband and wife politicians start an influence grift, they pass that influence grift to their daughter?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2023 09:24 PM (Qfp8E)

222 @216 yup, 1938 Orson Welles War of the Worlds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 09:25 PM (eFaiq)

223 It's time to reduce the work week to 32 hours with no loss in pay. It's time to reduce the stress level in our co

So they got their $15, and already want 20% more?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2023 09:26 PM (Qfp8E)

224 re 221: yeah, if the daughter married someone from a properly crooked family. hint hint. also if she knows how to make spinach pancakes.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2023 09:26 PM (B1FKF)

225 >>> What the hell is a Pagani?

>Isn't it the pasta and meat dish with a tomato, garlic and cheese sauce? The pasta looks like little fiddles?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 08, 2023 09:27 PM (KVGVf)

226 He is talented…an asshole, but a talented asshole

Posted by: browndog

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Please

Posted by: Claude Lemiuex at May 08, 2023 09:27 PM (8AONa)

227 214 The covid emergency was supposed to last forever. The emergency powers were supposed to be permanent.

NEW – Chelsea Clinton Announces 'The Big Catch-Up' Initiative Which Will Be 'The Largest Childhood Immunization Effort Ever'

"We need the public sector to hopefully stop doing things like stripping away public health emergency powers from state public health agencies...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2023 09:21 PM (Qfp8E)

I cannot believe the The Junta is ending the Federal COVID Emergency because it is the rational thing to do or that they are following the science. It's a political calculation, as always with those scum. The Dem focus groups of Karens, Julias, and teachers union executives must be be tired of the battle against the heathens, or something.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 09:28 PM (AMIL/)

228 226 He is talented…an asshole, but a talented asshole

Posted by: browndog

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Please
Posted by: Claude Lemiuex at May 08, 2023 09:27 PM (8AONa)

Claude was a Class A asshole...but wasn't half as talented as Eichel.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 08, 2023 09:28 PM (CCSxw)

229 John Kerry should head up the ketchup initiative.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2023 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

230 But doctor . . . I am Pagliacci!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2023 09:31 PM (4I/2K)

231 So they got their $15, and already want 20% more?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2023 09:26 PM (Qfp8E)
*****
$15 an hour isn't enough for illegals. They now are demanding more.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 09:32 PM (NpAcC)

232 I'm loving this hotel job.

Get to speak with customers from all over the country.

Whenever I bring up "What we hear about...." in regards to places like Chicago or Baltimore, I never get back "It's not really that bad", I hear "No, it's bad. It's worse than that. My neighbor....."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 08, 2023 09:32 PM (DWcHK)

233
So they got their $15, and already want 20% more?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Bernie Sanders is "fighting" for a $17/hr Federal minimum wage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2023 09:33 PM (63Dwl)

234 What the hell is a Pagani?

I think it is a child that doesn't believe in the one true God.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 08, 2023 09:33 PM (qoGsy)

235
But doctor . . . I am Pagliacci!
Posted by: Count de Monet

Quit clowning around!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2023 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

236 'Tis a dark and stormy night around here...

...and my cats are definitely acting a bit strange. Hexie wandered into my office and the other cats are tolerating her presence. Hexie seems to be disturbed by the thunderstorm, which really isn't bad.

Not quite sure what's going on with my kitties this evening...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 09:37 PM (BpYfr)

237 Why should illegals want more than $15? They'll already have EBT cards, WIC, MEDICADE, welfare, SS Disability, and whatever they get paid in cash working off the books. And of course whatever they make.......illegally.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2023 09:37 PM (Uv0D2)

238 Here are the current model year Pagani cars

https://tinyurl.com/mw6f486d

They start at over 3 million bucks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2023 09:38 PM (0hOvj)

239 Striped Bass are the only Hudson River School that matters. You can't eat oil paint.

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at May 08, 2023 09:38 PM (Nn3xT)

240
‘God I hate that bitch’
‘Shoes’
‘ He never freaking listens’
‘Shoes’
‘ These pants fit last month. WTH?’
‘Shoes’
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 09:23 PM (MNhXM)

Dogs? Yes. Budgets and meal planning? You betcha. And yeah, there are a few other women I am not crazy about. And sometimes I think my husband uses his artillery-born deafness to hear or not hear what he wants to. But shoes? Nope. They are butt ugly these days.

Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2023 09:42 PM (JrN/x)

241 Jaimo, happy to hear it was a minor tooth issue with the feral kitty. I had a kitty once that was pretty old and suddenly his teeth/mouth looked terrible and he was obviously in pain. Quick trip to vet-two extractions, antibiotics-and he healed up in no time. Cats are amazing, resilient.

Posted by: Catbert at May 08, 2023 09:42 PM (Nn3xT)

242 2nd period underway

Vegas on the PP...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 08, 2023 09:42 PM (CCSxw)

243 238: i looked, it's basically a race car with two seats.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2023 09:43 PM (B1FKF)

244 NEW – Chelsea Clinton Announces 'The Big Catch-Up' Initiative Which Will Be 'The Largest Childhood Immunization Effort Ever'

Just pushing poison, at this point. She's no better than a street corner fentanyl dealer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 08, 2023 09:44 PM (Xrfse)

245 Back at 5 on 5...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 08, 2023 09:45 PM (CCSxw)

246 The winner of the Non-Sporting group is the French Bulldog.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 09:47 PM (NpAcC)

247 Apparently more protests tonight in NYC subways. Couple of pictures at the post including one nitwit with blood running down his face and another with a white woman who looks like the type to be arrested at a protest

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 09:49 PM (eFaiq)

248 John Kerry should head up the ketchup initiative.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2023 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

Seems he found some medals to wear to Chuck's coronation. Musta' went to a memorabilia shop.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2023 09:51 PM (AwYPR)

249 Apparently more protests tonight in NYC subways. Couple of pictures at the post including one nitwit with blood running down his face and another with a white woman who looks like the type to be arrested at a protest
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 09:49 PM (eFaiq)
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Only a matter of time before one or more of these idiots gets run over by a train or otherwise does something stupid that gets someone injured or killed.

The Darwin Awards exist for a reason...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08, 2023 09:52 PM (BpYfr)

250 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

TV talking head/religious prophet
@clairecmc
: "I believe very firmly that Jesus would be shocked at what our country is allowing to happen. There is no way that He would embrace everyone walking around with weapons of war"

https://tinyurl.com/5dnmb3yp

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 09:54 PM (NpAcC)

251 @249 from your lips to God's ears

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 09:56 PM (eFaiq)

252 237 Why should illegals want more than $15? They'll already have EBT cards, WIC, MEDICADE, welfare, SS Disability, and whatever they get paid in cash working off the books. And of course whatever they make.......illegally.

Posted by: Eromero at May 08, 2023 09:37 PM (Uv0D2)

Plus an iPhone and a renewable Get Out of Jail Free Card.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2023 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

253 Vegas with a snipe...

3-1

12 minutes to go in the 2nd

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 08, 2023 09:59 PM (CCSxw)

254 Not quite sure what's going on with my kitties this evening...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 08

My kitties are wrestling and zooming around, finally being normal for them. We got home early this morning, like 2am. They slept on top of us and have been little shadows all day.

Posted by: Piper at May 08, 2023 09:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 Some sort of silly looking uncomfortable car that costs more than a nice house,
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I have only driven a couple of exotics. When I got out of the Lamborghini Miura, I thought, 'Damn, I'd hate to have to use that as a daily driver'. There was nothing pleasant about it.

Testarossa was much more interesting, but still (in a practical sense) a toy. The Ferrari owner told me that the cost of the car wasn't so bad, but the insurance...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2023 10:00 PM (+apjR)

256 Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2023 09:42 PM (JrN/x)

Hah. Not necessarily buying them , but also judging them. On both women and men.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 10:02 PM (acrwL)

257 "I believe very firmly that Jesus would be shocked at what our country is allowing to happen. There is no way that He would embrace everyone walking around with weapons of war"
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" if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. "

Posted by: Luke 22:36 at May 08, 2023 10:03 PM (+apjR)

258 Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2023 09:54 PM (NpAcC)

We are just turning plowshares into swords.

Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 10:03 PM (acrwL)

259 Hah. Not necessarily buying them , but also judging them. On both women and men.
Posted by: polynikes at May 08, 2023 10:02 PM (acrwL)

Okay, I'll give you that one! Women can be judgy!

Posted by: Moki at May 08, 2023 10:04 PM (JrN/x)

260
We are just turning plowshares into swords.
Posted by: polynikes
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"Hammer your plowblades into swords and your pruning shears into spears. Weaklings should say that they are warriors."

Posted by: Joel 3:10 at May 08, 2023 10:05 PM (+apjR)

261 Jack Eichel having a game tonight...

4-1

Buffalo fans gnashing teeth, and sticking pins in their Eichel dolls at the moment

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 08, 2023 10:06 PM (CCSxw)

262 So they got their $15, and already want 20% more?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2023 09:26 PM (Qfp8E)

This is an attempt to outsource the welfare state onto the employers.
The government promises "a living wage" and then forces employers to subsidize it above and beyond the current taxes.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 10:13 PM (xhaym)

263
"It's time to reduce the work week to 32 hours with no loss in pay. It's time to reduce the stress level in our country and allow Americans to enjoy a better quality of life."

Start with Amazon and its subcontractors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2023 10:18 PM (MoZTd)

264 Pagani were originally the peasants who lived in the countryside in Italy, they were the people who lived in small villages, and often followed the old god closer than Christianity. So they were called Pagani, pagans

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2023 10:21 PM (xhaym)

265 Hopewell Township = Grovers Mill
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 08, 2023 09:12 PM (eFaiq)

See my comment at 149. (A test to see if anyone else reads ALL the comments)

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Posted by: Kristin Martinez at May 09, 2023 01:50 PM (tzFw+)

268 They say, "There Is No I In "Team"". But there is, if you know about the one hiding in the "A" hole!

Illustrates better w block letters.

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