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Oklahoma has now outlawed Affirmation-By-Scalpel for minors.

Performing trans surgery on children, as well as prescribing a child with puberty blockers, is now a felony offence in the state of Oklahoma.
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt has signed into law measures forbidding the use of medical transgender interventions on children, with it now being a felony offence in the state to perform trans surgery on a child or prescribe them puberty blockers.
The move has prompted outrage from U.S. progressives, with a number of non-profit organisations vowing to take the state to court over the law change.

Even Paul Stanely from KISS and the leftwing lunatic from Twisted Sister get it: we should not be transitioning children.

Dee Snider, lead singer of the '80s hair band Twisted Sister, publicly backed KISS rocker Paul Stanley's stance against transitioning minors. As Breitbart News reported, Paul Stanley took to social media over the weekend and called the transitioning of minors a "sad and dangerous fad."
"There is a BIG difference between teaching acceptance and normalizing and even encouraging participation in a lifestyle that confuses young children into questioning their sexual identification as though some sort of game and then parents in some cases allow it," he wrote in a post titled, "My Thoughts On What I'm Seeing."
Dee Snider, who sometimes incorporated drag into his rock act, backed Paul Stanley's stance and even shared his post.
"You know what? There was a time where I "felt pretty" too. Glad my parents didn't jump to any rash conclusions! Well said," tweeted Snider.

But did you like the show, Mrs. Lincoln?

The ground really moved for one woman during the second movement of the LA Philharmonic's performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony -- when she experienced a "loud and full body orgasm."
Several concertgoers described the woman's climactic moment Friday from the balcony at the packed Walt Disney Concert Hall.
"Everyone kind of turned to see what was happening," Molly Grant, who was sitting near the overjoyed woman, told the Los Angeles Times on Sunday.
"I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she ... had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her -- like in an effort to not shame her," she said.
"It was quite beautiful," Grant added.
"I've never heard a woman orgasm before. I don't just mean at a symphony, I mean ever," confided busty blogger Jonah Goldberg.

A clip of the moan has gone viral. Caution: It's not very interesting.

Peachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachy
First all-female mission to Mars followed immediately by first all-male rescue mission to Mars

I thought that Star Trek taught us not to do this.

Justified?
German Man late for work Smacks a Protestor who is Blocking the Road... pic.twitter.com/hmuwyvv73D
— Fight Mate (@FightMate) May 1, 2023

Challenge:

Make it through all 50 seconds without lighting yourself on fire and jumping off a tall building. pic.twitter.com/o7quohCnmk
— Males In Disguise (@MalesInDisguise) May 2, 2023

Satanists gathered this weekend in Boston for SatanCon, their "the largest gathering in history". Attendees cheered as the Bible was ripped to shreds.

If you don't see yet that the "culture war" is actually a spiritual war, open your eyes. pic.twitter.com/5A9OfkxjZu
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) May 1, 2023

Artificial plant-fiber and chemical sausage.

Yummy!

BTW, I got a box of 15 (I think) bratwursts from Costco a few weeks back. They were really good. Cooked up some peppers and onions in oil and oregano. Perfect. It was all I ate for like ten days, and I really didn't get tired of it.

Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2023 06:46 PM (Yvqie)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 02, 2023 06:49 PM (T4tVD)

3 Does anyone know where I can get a package of dicks?

Posted by: Pawl at May 02, 2023 06:49 PM (iayUP)

4 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.

Because it rids this planet of 4 or 5 irrational women.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2023 06:50 PM (m4s9W)

5 What if you're all suited up in your space suit and your nose starts to itch?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2023 06:50 PM (jTmQV)

6 @DailyLoud 41m
Pennsylvania school district must allow after school “Satan Club” after judge ruling.

Weird how some hate groups are just the bees-knees.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2023 06:50 PM (jzzG8)

7 It's actually a package package.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 06:50 PM (iayUP)

8 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2023 06:50 PM (qoGsy)

9 Slapping protestors should not just be legal, it should be mandatory. You should go to jail for not slapping protestors. Filthy hippies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 02, 2023 06:51 PM (KFhLj)

10 Are you feeling OK, Ace? I'm surprised you posted a Ben Shapiro tweet without some negative commentary.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2023 06:51 PM (R38qh)

11 They better send some cats to Mars with them.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 06:51 PM (iayUP)

12 Are we talking female female astronauts or just pseudo female astronuts?

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 06:53 PM (iayUP)

13 I'm not gonna say what those "sausages" look like....

Posted by: It's me donna at May 02, 2023 06:53 PM (bs+z0)

14 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.

That’s all well and good until somebody realizes a spider got onboard.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2023 06:53 PM (fKIdX)

15 >>Even Paul Stanely from KISS and the leftwing lunatic from Twisted Sister get it: we should not be transitioning children.

Cutting off perfectly functioning body parts from, anyone, regardless of age, should be against the law.

It is not incumbent upon society to humor insane people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2023 06:54 PM (up/3i)

16 "I'm not gonna say what those "sausages" look like"

I was in the pool!!

Posted by: Bosk at May 02, 2023 06:54 PM (VMFAF)

17 It was all I ate for like ten days, and I really didn't get tired of it.

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If you are a single guy, that seems to be the best way to go about meals. Buy it cheaply in bulk and go through it in a single run.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2023 06:54 PM (cMXNt)

18 Beyond sausages look......cold....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at May 02, 2023 06:55 PM (SfKr8)

19 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
WATCH: LGBTQ protesters rally at Texas Capitol, one arrested after fight with DPS

[In the legislature building but not on the floor as far as I can see.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 06:56 PM (Vwz3I)

20 Me thinks the Paolo will have something to say about "beyond sausage."

And the Mars crew story... there's 4 people assigned to the first Artimes lunar landing mission scheduled for whenever.

2 White dudes who'll fly the first POC and woman to land on the moon. Guess how that'll end up.

A parallel parking nightmare ending in a robbery.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2023 06:56 PM (Q4IgG)

21 Are you feeling OK, Ace? I'm surprised you posted a Ben Shapiro tweet without some negative commentary.
Posted by: bonhomme
___________________

But the target was The Right Reverend French.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2023 06:56 PM (Yvqie)

22 Only women give birth to human babies. ONLY WOMEN.

Glad I could clear that up.

Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2023 06:56 PM (dTFZY)

23 14

HA!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 02, 2023 06:56 PM (Hgk43)

24 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.

Can we go back? I think I forgot my toothbrush.

Posted by: Jim Cramer at May 02, 2023 06:57 PM (Sv58p)

25 If you are a single guy, that seems to be the best way to go about meals. Buy it cheaply in bulk and go through it in a single run.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 02, 2023 06:54 PM (cMXNt)

Agreed.

I'll sometimes cook off an entire pork shoulder in the smoker and eat on it for the whole week.

A pot of chili also works well for this scenario.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2023 06:57 PM (m4s9W)

26 Are we talking female female astronauts or just pseudo female astronuts?
Posted by: fd

Well, considering the SheMale minstrels will have an edge in the physical testing, I think we can draw the obvious conclusion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 02, 2023 06:57 PM (jzzG8)

27 "BTW, I got a box of 15 (I think) bratwursts from Costco a few weeks back. They were really good. Cooked up some peppers and onions in oil and oregano. Perfect. It was all I ate for like ten days, and I really didn't get tired of it."

Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM

Yeah...Oregano...

Paging jackstraw...Mr. straw to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Gen Jack Ripper at May 02, 2023 06:57 PM (CCSxw)

28 "Even Paul Stanely from KISS "

Saw Kiss at an all-ages show. Simmons starts out "How many of you girls out there love to suck c*ck?!" About 500 13-year old girls scream "I do! I do!"

Real family-values guys.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 06:58 PM (MvF+J)

29 Cutting off perfectly functioning body parts from, anyone, regardless of age, should be against the law.
...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2023 06:54 PM (up/3i)

And killing perfectly healthy babies in the womb.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2023 06:58 PM (PiwSw)

JUST IN - Sen. Bob Menendez (D) criticizes Biden admin: “The Biden Administration’s militarization of the border is unacceptable. There is already a humanitarian crisis in the Western Hemisphere, and deploying military personnel only signals that migrants are a threat that require our nation’s troops to contain. Nothing could be further from the truth."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 06:58 PM (Vwz3I)

31 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.

Seems odd that they’d need that much redundancy in who does laundry and cooks, but I’m not an expert on these matters, I’ll trust the experts I guess.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2023 06:58 PM (fKIdX)

32 I believe the trannie in the video would really like the Beyond Meat sausages , all at once , down his throat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 06:59 PM (eFaiq)

33 That slap was completely uncalled for.
The situation called for a knee to the groin, followed by Thai clinch and a few more knees to the melon.

Posted by: PabloD at May 02, 2023 06:59 PM (A04R3)

34 Peppers, onions, and sausages...food of the gods.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2023 06:59 PM (Wnv9h)

35 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.

I knew that Mars had a lot of dust, but it seems unfair and unnecessary to send the cleaning crew in first.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2023 07:00 PM (fKIdX)

36 Hockey Talk incoming...

Leafs / Panthers

In Toronto, puck drop scheduled for 7:00pm

Consensus pick is the Leafs, but don't sleep on Florida (last years President's Trophy winner).

Posted by: Gen Jack Ripper at May 02, 2023 07:00 PM (CCSxw)

37 There is a BIG difference between teaching acceptance and normalizing and even encouraging participation in a lifestyle that confuses young children into questioning their sexual identification as though some sort of game and then parents in some cases allow it,"

-

No.

No, there's really not.

Do what you want in your bedroom. Leave your sexual kinks there. Stop believing you can force everyone to accept your sexual kinks. Stop encouraging adults to show their sexual kinks to children in order to feel fulfilled.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 02, 2023 07:00 PM (nRZwF)

38 /off pure of essence General sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:01 PM (CCSxw)

39 Soothsayer, if you're here:

I have also been watching Maigret. A few things: I can't believe how well they all speak English. Although they will say things in French such as names of people or names of places, they slip right into English, effortlessly. Second: The way they drink. They drink at the police station, in witnesses' homes, with suspects.
Thirdly: Even though the cast is long-since dead, as it was on the air in the very early 60's, I have a mild crush on Luca.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 02, 2023 07:01 PM (Bvzwx)

40 The ladies, they tell the Paolo that his sausage is, indeed, "beyond".

Posted by: Paolo at May 02, 2023 07:01 PM (Wnv9h)

41 I'm all for an all-female flight crew to Mars as long as we can leave them there. I nominate Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, AOC and The Squad, and Kathy Whatsherbutt that held up an effigy of Trump's head.

We're gonna need a bigger rocket ship.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:01 PM (pTb/Z)

42 JUST IN - Sen. Bob Menendez (D) criticizes Biden admin: “The Biden Administration’s militarization of the border is unacceptable. There is already a humanitarian crisis in the Western Hemisphere, and deploying military personnel only signals that migrants are a threat that require our nation’s troops to contain. Nothing could be further from the truth."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 06:58 PM (Vwz3I)

FFS... Tell the Family in Texas who were just murdered by a 5 time deported "migrant" that it's no threat Oh.. They're dead... As they were "migrants" also a sad ending but they should have also stayed home

Posted by: It's me donna at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (bs+z0)

43 #30 Addendum:

zerohedge @zerohedge · 35m
NYC's Adams: Abbott's Migrant-Busing Targets 'Black-Run' Cities

https://tinyurl.com/yc6fuv9j

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

44 Have you seen the rolling trash pits that are many women's vehicles? What is NASA thinking?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

45 Justified?

What was justified did not happen.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (CaJIi)

46 Make it through all 50 seconds without lighting yourself on fire and jumping off a tall building
.........

Hi. I don't have a uterus. I'm...
*click*
5 seconds maybe? What do I win?

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

47 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.

One of many problems that will be encountered:

"I am not going to wear a white space suit if anyone else in the crew is!"

Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (AMIL/)

48 We're gonna need a bigger rocket ship.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:01 PM

I'm free.

Posted by: Golgafrinchan Ark B at May 02, 2023 07:03 PM (Wnv9h)

49 BTW, I got a box of 15 (I think) bratwursts from Costco a few weeks back. They were really good. Cooked up some peppers and onions in oil and oregano. Perfect. It was all I ate for like ten days, and I really didn't get tired of it.
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Fourteen. There are 14 of them. And I know this because my boys eat them all the time and never get tired of them either.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:03 PM (pTb/Z)

50 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.
.......

Mars Needs Women.
Duh.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

51 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.
.......

Mars Needs Women.
Duh.
Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:04 PM

Early nominee for threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 02, 2023 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)

52 "The first crewed mission to Mars should be all female."

I don't care. I'll still pray that they don't all die horribly, as seems likely.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 07:05 PM (MvF+J)

53

I thought that Star Trek taught us not to do this.

https://youtu.be/l-tAyQAS6JY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2023 07:05 PM (63Dwl)

54 Ten days of weinerschnitzel sounds like a sausage fest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:05 PM (mE7cY)

55 BTW, I got a box of 15 (I think) bratwursts from Costco a few weeks back. They were really good. Cooked up some peppers and onions in oil and oregano. Perfect. It was all I ate for like ten days, and I really didn't get tired of it.
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Fourteen. There are 14 of them. And I know this because my boys eat them all the time and never get tired of them either.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:03 PM (pTb/Z)

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 02, 2023 07:05 PM (4I/2K)

56 bluebell, just registered you-know-who.
We really need to get her a memorable nic.

Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2023 07:06 PM (4TyDR)

57 The first crewed mission to Mars should be allfemale. Here's why.
.......

I don't know. Who takes out the garbage?

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

58 Sending an all female crew to Mars will save a lot of money since we'll only need to get them 77% of the way there.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 02, 2023 07:06 PM (RKIzc)

59 I'm still amazed the Montana gov signed the bill protecting trans kids from surgeries, since their kid is lgbt+ and met with them specifically on this issue. In my my experience, most conservative politicians with lib or rainbow kids seem to cave the second their kid says boo to them on social issues. I'm actually surprised.

Posted by: LizLem at May 02, 2023 07:07 PM (+mkOR)

60 There. Are. Fourteen. Wieners.

What's a COSTCO Sausage??

Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at May 02, 2023 07:07 PM (Vwz3I)

61 @57

>>I don't know. Who takes out the garbage?

And who's going to kill the Martian spiders, lift heavy objects and tell them their asses don't look fat in their suites?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2023 07:07 PM (up/3i)

62 Why...why do all anthem singers make the SSB sound like a dirge?

Every damn one of them...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:07 PM (CCSxw)

63 The all female crew will be a disaster. They'll all be wearing the same outfit for 6 months. They'll all kill each within a week.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 02, 2023 07:08 PM (Zo+Li)

64 An all woman mission to mars would be very late.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:08 PM (mE7cY)

65 Nothing like some guy yelling angrily in German to get your ass’s attention.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 02, 2023 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

66 "The first crewed mission to Mars should be all female."

And stacked!

Posted by: John Carter at May 02, 2023 07:08 PM (iayUP)

67 bluebell, just registered you-know-who.
We really need to get her a memorable nic.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2023 07:06 PM (4TyDR)
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Yay! And hmmmm. Did Foghorn Leghorn have a female friend?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:09 PM (pTb/Z)

68 California reparations panel to recommend 'down payments' to Black residents, abolishing cash bail
Newsom-backed task force pushing for California to issue apology, payments to Black residents

https://tinyurl.com/mr6vxc7u

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2023 07:09 PM (NpAcC)

69 2 weeks into the trip two of the women won't be talking to one another except through the 3rd woman
( ducts and runs)

Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2023 07:09 PM (xhxe8)

70 Disney's new Special District is now suing Disney, and what's even more funny is that the new Board can level taxes to pay for the lawsuit against Disney.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 02, 2023 07:10 PM (dKiJG)

71 The all female crew would be hilarious. 15 captains, and no one to open valves or switch tanks.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 02, 2023 07:10 PM (nRZwF)

72 Nothing like some guy yelling angrily in German to get your ass’s attention.
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Austrian.

Posted by: Barack Hussein 'I can use it now' 0bama at May 02, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

73 Every space-capable nation now has perfectly good robots crawling all over Mars, telling us if there's anything up there worthwhile. No need to send people at 1000X the cost, IMHO.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (MvF+J)

74 Give that German a panzer!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (anj39)

75 If I was a betting man, i'd've lost biggly on that one.

If someone was gonna fess up to having sausage in his mouth for ten straight days, I'd have guessed garrett before ace.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (m4s9W)

76 It’s been a busy day, but I see the world stayed insane. Holy hades the amount of attention required by women on the left. It’s exhausting! It’s disgusting when their children become pawns in the attention seeking with deleterious ends, clearly. But in general, these women are off the charts needy.

Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 Peppers, onions, and sausages...food of the gods.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I made it just today. With a broccoli casserole.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (LrYuZ)

78 I don't know. Who takes out the garbage?
Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

The real problem is the spiders

Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

79 The key thing, besides sending the crew I recommend, is to be sure that there is no communication back from them. So Houston can talk to them but not vice versa.

Then all this other stuff you guys are worried about won't be a problem, to us.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (pTb/Z)

80 Yay! And hmmmm. Did Foghorn Leghorn have a female friend?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:09 PM (pTb/Z)

Miss Prissy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who loved those shows at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

81 Houston, we are synched up and ready to GO! Light this candle.

Posted by: Mars Mission Commander at May 02, 2023 07:12 PM (4I/2K)

82 I'll be laughing my ass off when the trannies steal the all woman mission to mars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:12 PM (mE7cY)

83 Couple of chances each way so far...

Cat's with the better of it though.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:12 PM (CCSxw)

84 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash My Lace Wigs! at May 02, 2023 07:13 PM (OX9vb)

85 Somehow problems will still be someone else's fault.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 02, 2023 07:13 PM (nRZwF)

86 I'm not wearing that spacesuit. It makes me ass look fat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:13 PM (mE7cY)

87 Miss Prissy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who loved those shows at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)
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Oh my. Not sure how Mrs. Red would feel about that!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:13 PM (pTb/Z)

88 The real problem is the spiders
Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

Heh.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 02, 2023 07:13 PM (AiZBA)

89 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KEn0uOEILs

Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at May 02, 2023 07:13 PM (xhaym)

90 I'll be laughing my ass off when the trannies steal the all woman mission to mars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:12 PM (mE7cY)
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So the first woman on Mars will be a man? That fits the narrative...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2023 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

91 Miss Prissy.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who loved those shows at May 02, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

Well....yeaahhyassss

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:14 PM (CCSxw)

92 The all female crew would be hilarious. 15 captains, and no one to open valves or switch tanks.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again

Exactly who are these women going to leave and take half their stuff and all their kids?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 02, 2023 07:14 PM (LrYuZ)

93 "I'm surprised you posted a Ben Shapiro tweet without some negative commentary."

Well... he actually said something correct, this time, so...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 02, 2023 07:14 PM (ou9hh)

94 Oxygen tank valves vs pickle jar lids.

Discuss.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at May 02, 2023 07:14 PM (nRZwF)

95 BESURETOEATYOURPOTATOES

Posted by: Matt Damon at May 02, 2023 07:14 PM (4I/2K)

96 Leafs to the PP

Eeessh, not the way you want to start the period Florida

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:15 PM (CCSxw)

97 >Are you feeling OK, Ace? I'm surprised you posted a Ben Shapiro tweet without some negative commentary.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2023 06:51 PM (R38qh)

Illustrating the point that when lil Benny makes you look like a bitch...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 02, 2023 07:15 PM (r0Q9B)

98 Oh Red, I've got it! Ginger from Chicken Run!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:15 PM (pTb/Z)

99 Who takes out the garbage?

And opens jars of food?

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2023 07:15 PM (CaJIi)

100 Houston: "Mars mission, I see a warning light.
Is there a problem?"
Mission: "No, it's nothing."
Houston: "Are you sure?"
Mission: "Yes. Not that you would care."
Houston: "OK, then. Just tell me if you'd like to talk."
Mission: "Fine!"
Houston: *uh-oh*

Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2023 07:16 PM (4TyDR)

101 "5 seconds maybe? What do I win?
Posted by: wth"

I didn't even have the sound on and I couldn't watch that long.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 02, 2023 07:16 PM (ou9hh)

102 At least they won't have to worry about the toilet seat being left up.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeping Influencer at May 02, 2023 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

103 On the plus side, an all female crew should make the best sammiches in the Solar System....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)

104 At one point do we say these parents pushing trans mutilation on their underage kids is down to Munchhausen By Proxy?

Posted by: PoliticalMcGuffin at May 02, 2023 07:17 PM (md5vd)

105 The so-called trans who pretend to be women can't even be bothered to shave are simply saying we hate women. If they wanted to become women they would try to look like them. And no, Dylan Mulvaney is not trying to be a girl, he is trying to look like Audrey Hepburn.

Does anyone know that 17th and 18th century French male aristocrats looked like today's trannies? Wig, ostentatious skirts, high heels and moustaches. It didn't end well, something called the French Revolution ruined their gig.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 02, 2023 07:17 PM (3JfbU)

106 BESURETOEATYOURPOTATOES
Posted by: Matt Damon at May 02, 2023 07:14 PM (4I/2K)

Nothing says Idahos best like taking a good dump!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2023 07:17 PM (anj39)

107 What does 'check engine' mean, Houston?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:17 PM (mE7cY)

108 PP killed...

Leafs have no puck luck

***

Another penalty to Florida...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:17 PM (CCSxw)

109 Santan con, too much cosmic debri. Lucky. I hear all sorts of bad things about Satan and fake friends.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 02, 2023 07:18 PM (UAlCg)

110 ISS is a joke. It exists to amuse schoolchildren. Kids can design 'science experiments' for the astronauts to do (that could be done far cheaper with unmanned LEO probes, even if they weren't bogus to begin with.) And the local kids get to talk to the astronauts via VHF when there's a local flyover. That's about it. IMHO.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

111 The moon curse all at the same time,

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2023 07:18 PM (i0Kzs)

112 Who's gonna change out the bottle on the water cooler?

Posted by: He-Man at May 02, 2023 07:18 PM (Nn3xT)

113 Here's Why

Because Mars needs a proper HR department before the work can begin.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2023 07:19 PM (CaJIi)

114 Mission control, we’re gonna need a delay in the countdown. Becky can’t remember if she unplugged her curling iron.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2023 07:19 PM (u73oe)

115 Ships Log Mars Mission Day 45: We spent the day rearranging the lounge area furniture and decor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 02, 2023 07:19 PM (4I/2K)

116 Posted by: Economy 101 at May 02, 2023 07:17 PM (JjzI1)

++++

Funny story.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 02, 2023 07:19 PM (Bvzwx)

117 Had a female friend, of an advance age, relate to me that a similarly aged man recently hit on her. She said she had no desire to see an old man's junk, which could, I suppose, be renamed Beyond Sausage, if I were to imagine such a thing, which i won't.

Posted by: Javems at May 02, 2023 07:19 PM (AmoqO)

118 Who takes out the garbage?

And opens jars of food?
Posted by: t-bird

Houston, we have a problem. Please send a man to squish this spider!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2023 07:19 PM (GIBR7)

119 112 The moon curse all at the same time,
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2023 07:18 PM (i0Kzs)

I hear she's a harsh mistress

Posted by: zombie Robt Heinlein at May 02, 2023 07:20 PM (CCSxw)

120 97 >Are you feeling OK, Ace? I'm surprised you posted a Ben Shapiro tweet without some negative commentary.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2023 06:51 PM (R38qh)

Illustrating the point that when lil Benny makes you look like a bitch...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 02, 2023 07:15 PM (r0Q9B)
***
Maybe the Acemeister and Joe Mannix are checking out pixs of Shapiro's sister?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2023 07:20 PM (anj39)

121 PLANT-BASED SAUSAGE IS PENIS!!! IT'S PENIS!!!

Posted by: Charleton Heston at May 02, 2023 07:20 PM (krQz2)

122 Oxygen tank valves vs pickle jar lids.
........

The pregnant ones will go for the pickles.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

123 ...because... with one of *these* I can get as many of *those* as I want!

Posted by: just the punchline at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (o0Fxd)

124 bluebell, I'd best check . . .

Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (4TyDR)

125 "Did Foghorn Leghorn have a female friend?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! "

Mrs Prissy's kid was that little egghead kid. Nothing is ever mentioned of Little Egghead's father.

Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (iayUP)

126 All Female Mars Mission 1: "Houston, we need directions..".

Houston: "Naw, we can do this...no need to ask directions."

Posted by: Boswell at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (+Cgut)

127 Bobrovsky is ON.HIS.GAME

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (CCSxw)

128 >>> Do what you want in your bedroom. Leave your sexual kinks there. Stop believing you can force everyone to accept your sexual kinks. Stop encouraging adults to show their sexual kinks to children in order to feel fulfilled.

Stop needing kids to validate you.

In fact, stop needing the world to validate you! Until these people find their sense of self worth internally, and truly believe it, they will NEVER feel happiness. It doesn't matter how many trans Barbie dolls or black Little Mermaids or non-binary Egyptian or Persian superheroes or schoolkids copying their kinks they see. They will never feel whole until they stop needing the world to approve them to feel seen.

ALL society does now is try to help everyone feel seen, and it's clearly not healing or helping anyone. They need to get what's broken inside of them that hates themselves fixed first.

(It used to be that religion did that. Christ died for YOU, he loves YOU, he has overcome the stupidity of the world for YOU. Love him back and you'll be complete. But we can't share that message anymore.)

Posted by: LizLem at May 02, 2023 07:22 PM (+mkOR)

129 Justified?
German Man late for work Smacks a Protestor who is Blocking the Road...

++++

Oh hell yes!

Posted by: Leeum Museum of Art at May 02, 2023 07:22 PM (klJTj)

130 Houston, you know this is NOT really about the booster rocket. This is about you not respecting me.

Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2023 07:22 PM (YOpF/)

131 PP killed

Florida with a little action in the Leaf's zone...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:22 PM (CCSxw)

132 Challenge:

Make it through all 50 seconds without lighting yourself on fire and jumping off a tall building.

++++

Challenge refused.

Posted by: Leeum Museum of Art at May 02, 2023 07:23 PM (klJTj)

133 Deus Vult.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2023 07:23 PM (x7plP)

134 There was a woman in one of my law school classes who let out a very audible "OHHHH!!!" in evidence class one day. No better example of the term "excited utterance".

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2023 07:23 PM (KAi1n)

135 BTW, I got a box of 15 (I think) bratwursts from Costco a few weeks back. They were really good.

***
we like Costco's "Teton grass fed beef Polish Sausage" when it goes on sale. 3 packs of 4 sausages.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (/H+Uu)

136

Attention Dylan Mulvaney:

I sense a marketing opportunity for you with those, er, "salsicce."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (x0n13)

137 Mrs Prissy's kid was that little egghead kid. Nothing is ever mentioned of Little Egghead's father.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (iayUP)
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Yeah, not sure how RI Red's son would take to being called Little Egghead.

I think Ginger is best.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (pTb/Z)

138 Unity PMS halfway to Mars.
Red Planet

Posted by: torabora at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (HCqyx)

139 https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1653538671679635456?s=20

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (krQz2)

140 131 Justified?
German Man late for work Smacks a Protestor who is Blocking the Road...

++++

Oh hell yes!
Posted by: Leeum Museum of Art at May 02, 2023 07:22 PM (klJTj)

He should've run her over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (x0n13)

141 An all female mission to Mars should have some of the best ever weightless pillow fights.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

142 126 "Did Foghorn Leghorn have a female friend?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! "

Mrs Prissy's kid was that little egghead kid. Nothing is ever mentioned of Little Egghead's father.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (iayUP)

Miss Prissy resembles the librarian from my high school. Legend has it that she was Woody Allen's English teacher and was instrumental in getting him expelled.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (x0n13)

143 "Et factum est praelium magnum in caelo: Michael et angeli ejus praeliabantur cum dracone, et draco pugnabat, et angeli ejus:"

Apocolypsis

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (x7plP)

144 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (klJTj)

145 143 An all female mission to Mars should have some of the best ever weightless pillow fights.
Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

Unless Tank Abrams is in the crew . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (x0n13)

146 It used to be that religion did that. Christ died for YOU, he loves YOU, he has overcome the stupidity of the world for YOU. Love him back and you'll be complete. But we can't share that message anymore.)
Posted by: LizLem at May 02, 2023 07:22 PM (+mkOR)
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You're right. Take away religion, and something else will fill the void. Because there will be a huge void.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (pTb/Z)

147 Against the run of play

The Cat's score

1-0 Panthers

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:27 PM (CCSxw)

148 Mrs Prissy's kid was that little egghead kid. Nothing is ever mentioned of Little Egghead's father.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (iayUP)

I ain't takin' a paternity test. You can't make me!

Posted by: The Chicken Hawk at May 02, 2023 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

149 Third-grader's proposed ISS science experiment: Can you still burn ants with a magnifying glass in outer space? Does outer space make ants nonflammable? Do the ants enjoy being burned more in space than they do when burned on earth? Are the ashes weightless too?!

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 07:27 PM (MvF+J)

150 An all female mission to Mars should have some of the best ever weightless pillow fights.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:25 PM

Gotta tell you that nasa is not going to pick those kinds of *females*.

You are going to get lesbian triggly puffs selected for the mission. One good thing is that they can live for about 9 months without eating any food and still survive off their body fat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2023 07:27 PM (ncXxy)

151 Unless Tank Abrams is in the crew . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (x0n13)
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Oh yes. Add her to the list.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:28 PM (pTb/Z)

152
(It used to be that religion did that. Christ died for YOU, he loves YOU, he has overcome the stupidity of the world for YOU. Love him back and you'll be complete. But we can't share that message anymore.)
Posted by: LizLem at May 02, 2023 07:22 PM (+mkOR)

That message is hateful because it requires self reflection and acknowledgment that one is a sinner and cannot save oneself - we need a redeemer, and Jesus Christ alone is that redeemer. It also requires repenting of sin, and gosh darn it, sin is so much fun!!!!

(Until you pay the wages for it)

Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2023 07:28 PM (JrN/x)

153 I thought Miss Prissy was a widder?

Posted by: MkY at May 02, 2023 07:28 PM (cPGH3)

154 You're right. Take away religion, and something else will fill the void. Because there will be a huge void.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (pTb/Z)

I preach this in youth ministry all the time. I call it the God hole.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:28 PM (mE7cY)

155 Yay! And hmmmm. Did Foghorn Leghorn have a female friend?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:09 PM (pTb/Z)

++++

Aren't all the hens in the henhouse "friends" with the rooster?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 02, 2023 07:28 PM (klJTj)

156 I won an important appeal last week so I celebrated with some gummies (and am now taking an extended break, as I do every so often). Had half a bag of sea scallops sauteed in avocado oil. No seasoning; that's how friggin' tasty they were. I'd have eaten the other half too except I already had.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (KAi1n)

157 150 Mrs Prissy's kid was that little egghead kid. Nothing is ever mentioned of Little Egghead's father.
Posted by: fd at May 02, 2023 07:21 PM (iayUP)

I ain't takin' a paternity test. You can't make me!
Posted by: The Chicken Hawk at May 02, 2023 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

"Hubba hubba hubba!!!"

- - The Dog, Foghorn's Nemesis

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (x0n13)

158 The first mission to Mars should be all female

Please make it the ladies from TheView

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (eFaiq)

159 Aren't all the hens in the henhouse "friends" with the rooster?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 02, 2023 07:28 PM (klJTj)
---------

Don't let Mrs. Red hear you say that.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (pTb/Z)

160 Attention Dylan Mulvaney:

I sense a marketing opportunity for you with those, er, "salsicce."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (x0n13)
***

So.
Golf today with the men's club.
I left my third putt in a row short.
I said, "Shit. I need a bud Lite ."
One guy laughed
One guy was offended.
And one guy was..."Beer?"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (anj39)

161 Houston: "Looks like the All Women Jupitar Mission is doing fine and on course, everyone!"

Mars Women Mission One: "Oh yeah, have you seen any of those bitches' houses?...filthy, not a one that can clean a home there on that ride!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (+Cgut)

162 Aren't all the hens in the henhouse "friends" with the rooster?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Eggsactly!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (qoGsy)

163 Miss Prissy was a widow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (i0Kzs)

164 I made it through all 50 seconds. Is there like a cash prize or something?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (ykeLU)

165 What are they gonna do when they get there? I don't think there's a mall or anything.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

166 Justified?
German Man late for work Smacks a Protestor who is Blocking the Road...

++++

Oh hell yes!
Posted by: Leeum Museum
_________________

Excuse to post this from Weird Dave's ONT WTF twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/4b7rabve

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2023 07:30 PM (Yvqie)

167 >>An all female mission to Mars

We should send an ALL Tranny Team. Just to add insult to injury.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2023 07:30 PM (BH9nw)

168 What are they gonna do when they get there? I don't think there's a mall or anything.
Posted by: wth

Argue about the parking space.

For years.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2023 07:30 PM (qoGsy)

169 Please make it the ladies from TheView
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (eFaiq)

And prey that "Lost in Space" makes a comeback!

Posted by: Boswell at May 02, 2023 07:31 PM (+Cgut)

170 "I'm just not gonna comment on that from here" seems to be the new 5th.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 02, 2023 07:31 PM (oWBc3)

171 Imagine the bathroom on the spaceship with an all female crew.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:31 PM (mE7cY)

172 Oh no! At DM, photo of DUI Bride-Killer emerges of her ... dressed as a Bud Light! Every day brings more absurdity. Kill me now, Kafka.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 07:31 PM (MvF+J)

173 171 Please make it the ladies from TheView
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (eFaiq)

And prey that "Lost in Space" makes a comeback!
Posted by: Boswell at May 02, 2023 07:31 PM (+Cgut)

"Oh, the pain.The pain . . . "

- - Dr. Zachary Smith

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:31 PM (x0n13)

174 The first mission to Mars should be all female

*******

Interesting premise. Are we talking crew or cargo?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (ykeLU)

175 Unless Tank Abrams is in the crew . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:26 PM (x0n13)
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Oh yes. Add her to the list.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open!

Please make it the ladies from TheView
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 07:29 PM (eFaiq)
........

I think we've got our crew, gentlemen.

Posted by: One Way Trip To Mars at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

176 >> What are they gonna do when they get there? I don't think there's a mall or anything.

High Center the Landing Craft on a Martian Parking Block.

What else?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (BH9nw)

177 AOSHQ is a bunch of sex fiends ! Lezbian seks in the morning, sausage party at dusk !

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (V13WU)

178 we like Costco's "Teton grass fed beef Polish Sausage" when it goes on sale. 3 packs of 4 sausages.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 02, 2023 07:24 PM (/H+Uu)

I'm going to have to look for those - we love Polish sausage for breakfast. Slice, fry and enjoy with eggs and hash browns!

Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (JrN/x)

179 176 The first mission to Mars should be all female

*******

Interesting premise. Are we talking crew or cargo?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (ykeLU)
***
And that right there sums it up nicely.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (anj39)

180 @179 and?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (eFaiq)

181 Imagine the bathroom on the spaceship with an all female crew.

===

ok, tell us your story ....

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

182 All female crew going to Mrs? I wouldn't want to be the guy giving them directions.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 02, 2023 07:33 PM (YRsIm)

183 182 @179 and?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 07:32 PM (eFaiq)

not enough cowbell

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

184 >> Imagine the bathroom on the spaceship with an all female crew.

I used to clean the Locker Rooms at the US Tennis Center in Flushing Meadows.

Holy Shit. Women are beyond disgusting creatures.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2023 07:34 PM (BH9nw)

185 I can't say how awesome it would be to have a druggie as a lawyer. Said no one outside of SF ever. The reference is clear.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 02, 2023 07:34 PM (oWBc3)

186 Let me understand….you got the rooster, the chicken and the hen.

The rooster has sex with the chicken. So who is having sex with the hen?

Something’s missing!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at May 02, 2023 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

187
Mission Control: Ok, time to head over to the ship and start the process.

Crew: Ok, give us a minute to get ready.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2023 07:35 PM (u73oe)

188 All this equity and inclusion stuff is a big bore and hugely counterproductive and can dangerous in so many fields.I don't know how many women astronauts there are but whether men women just choose the ones with the most experience and expertise and skills. D'oh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2023 07:35 PM (PHh9F)

189 Unless Tank Abrams is in the crew . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*********

She could be the first astronaut in history to overcome weightlessness.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:36 PM (ykeLU)

190 183 Imagine the bathroom on the spaceship with an all female crew.

===

ok, tell us your story ....
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

You've never been snuck into a sorority on a Saturday night after beer pong?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:36 PM (mE7cY)

191 174 She's not bad looking. Bud Light should put her pic on the cans. Bud's DUI Ambassador.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (MvF+J)

192 191 Unless Tank Abrams is in the crew . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*********

She could be the first astronaut in history to overcome weightlessness.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:36 PM (ykeLU)

Supermassive black hole, yo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (x0n13)

193 >>All this equity and inclusion stuff is a big bore and hugely counterproductive and can dangerous in so many fields.I don't know how many women astronauts there are but whether men women just choose the ones with the most experience and expertise and skills.

This might be the most offensive thing I have ever read on this blog.

Posted by: AOC at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (BH9nw)

194 "So who is having sex with the hen?"

*holds up hand*

Posted by: Pawl at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (iayUP)

195 If Tank Abrams is even in the Luna crew -- ya gonna need a bigger rocket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

196 @188 a guy into bestiality

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (eFaiq)

197 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (X+Ku8)

198 She could be the first astronaut in history to overcome weightlessness.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:36 PM (ykeLU

That's just top notch commenting there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:38 PM (mE7cY)

199 Trans was on such a high after that night she hooked up with Dem at the bar. She felt so empowered and pretty.

But lately, Dem has been kind of a downer. He keeps insisting that Trans concentrate on telling people that Repub is a hateful bastard, and then maybe they can talk about a more permanent relationship someday. Trans can't settle for that, and is feeling like shes being strung along. What Trans really wants is for Dem to bring home some little kids so she can have sex with them .

"We've talked about this, honey. Just keep telling people what a hateful bastard Repub is."

"I've been saying it and saying it! Now when do I get my kid sex??!?!?!?"

"Can we talk about it tomorrow?"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 02, 2023 07:38 PM (8AONa)

200 Stacey Abrams weightless would be a sight to see. It would be like Jello that escaped from the package. Maybe we could send Ana Navarro too.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

201 We really need to get her a memorable nic.
Posted by: RI Red at May 02, 2023 07:06 PM (4TyDR)
----
She who must be named

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 02, 2023 07:38 PM (2YtOq)

202
Was thinking of now referring to AOC as Evita-tas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:38 PM (x0n13)

203 Supermassive black hole, yo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (x0n13)

Say what?

Posted by: Lizzo at May 02, 2023 07:38 PM (PiwSw)

204 >>She could be the first astronaut in history to overcome weightlessness.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:36 PM (ykeLU)

I don't know if our orbit could ever recover after losing her as ballast for so long.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2023 07:38 PM (BH9nw)

205 You've never been snuck into a sorority on a Saturday night after beer pong?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:36 PM (mE7cY)

hey ! I'm the one axing questions ! did you get ruined ? abused ?? lipsticked ???

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2023 07:39 PM (V13WU)

206 Here at the HQ, we can caricature women just as thoroughly as the trannies can!

Posted by: Emmie at May 02, 2023 07:39 PM (Emce2)

207 199 No blah blah blah
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (X+Ku

"Tell 'em, Jim."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2023 07:39 PM (x0n13)

208 Remind me on a food thread to post our kielbasa recipe (polska). A pork butt, a grinder and a smoker, and heaven at home can be yours, too.,

Posted by: MkY at May 02, 2023 07:39 PM (cPGH3)

209 Mission Control: Ok, time to head over to the ship and start the process.

Crew: Ok, give us a minute to get ready.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Mission Control: "You folks ready?
Crew: "Yes"
MC: "Okay, T Minus 10, 9, 8, ,,,, 3, 2, 1, Lift."
Crew: "STOP! We didn't mean Ready, Ready."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2023 07:40 PM (qoGsy)

210 I used to clean the Locker Rooms at the US Tennis Center in Flushing Meadows.

********

Did you type that with a straight face?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 02, 2023 07:40 PM (ykeLU)

211 If SatanCon didn't summon the Deebil hisself or at least George Soros then their virgin wasn't a virgin.

And no the hotel will not give your deposit back due to cleaning bill.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2023 07:40 PM (hsRrI)

212 Nood Cafe.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 02, 2023 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

213 It's always tge Bible that gets ripped up and not the Koran.
Strange

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 02, 2023 07:40 PM (/H+Uu)

214 207 You've never been snuck into a sorority on a Saturday night after beer pong?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:36 PM (mE7cY)

hey ! I'm the one axing questions ! did you get ruined ? abused ?? lipsticked ???
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2023 07:39 PM (V13WU)

Little disappointed. Nothing like Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 02, 2023 07:41 PM (mE7cY)

215 Some gal will fuse a circuit by plugging in a hair dryer and all communications will cease. We will never know what happened to them.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 02, 2023 07:41 PM (JVCkA)

216 Good chances at both ends go awanting...

3 minutes to go in the 1st

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 02, 2023 07:41 PM (CCSxw)

217 210 Remind me on a food thread to post our kielbasa recipe (polska). A pork butt, a grinder and a smoker, and heaven at home can be yours, too.,
Posted by: MkY at May 02, 2023 07:39 PM (cPGH3)

Husbands father's day has definitely got to be a smoker!

Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2023 07:41 PM (JrN/x)

218 197 If Tank Abrams is even in the Luna crew -- ya gonna need a bigger rocket.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 02, 2023 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

In space, no one can hear you scream.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 02, 2023 07:41 PM (X+Ku8)

219 If I could stowaway and be the only guy on board hoping for months of desperate sex, I'd probably die from chores.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2023 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

220 I can't say how awesome it would be to have a druggie as a lawyer. Said no one outside of SF ever. The reference is clear.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

You would only hire a teetotaler. Gotcha. It's not like there aren't any lawyers who don't drink (just not as many as who do).

Posted by: SFGoth at May 02, 2023 07:42 PM (KAi1n)

221 Some gal will fuse a circuit by plugging in a hair dryer and all communications will cease. We will never know what happened to them.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 02, 2023 07:41 PM (JVCkA)
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There's an episode of Red Dwarf where the Cat does exactly that in the control room and shuts down the computers while the rest of the crew is dealing with a problem. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2023 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

222 222 Bestest ever drunk lawyer in court:
youtube.com/watch?v=3ow98Q841j8

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at May 02, 2023 07:45 PM (MvF+J)

223 AP Cub reporter Kim Chandler brings us this economically illiterate gem tonight: "Court hears appeal by prosecutor suspended by DeSantis!"

As someone in the comments pointed out, at this point the dufus or his retarded Dem supporters have already paid in legal fees 10 years worth of his tiny annual salary just trying to get his low-level, nothing burger job back - all as some political stunt going nowhere - real smart.

Posted by: Boswell at May 02, 2023 07:45 PM (+Cgut)

224 "I've never heard a woman orgasm before. I don't just mean at a symphony, I mean ever," confided busty blogger Jonah Goldberg.

I'm on the opposite end of that speculum.

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at May 02, 2023 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

225 >>Did you type that with a straight face?

I shit you not, Corona Park is the rest of the address!

Lotta laughs in between the bile.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2023 07:49 PM (BH9nw)

226 Mrs Doyle tests the sandwiches for tonight's do

https://youtu.be/r4GtM3DbdHI

Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

227 That message is hateful because it requires self reflection and acknowledgment that one is a sinner and cannot save oneself

Posted by: Moki at May 02, 2023 07:28 PM (JrN/x)
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Jesus leaves no room for the State to save you!

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2023 07:52 PM (krQz2)

228 FYI the man standing next to the SatanCon lady tearing up the bible is actually Karl Kasarda of the gun channel InRangeTV (formerly associated with Ian McCollum of ForgottenWeapons).

Apparently over the last few years he has basically turned into a complete leftist woke jerkhole. I suspect this is one of the reasons that Ian cut ties a few years ago with him. Since then he has managed to drive away sponsors like Brownells and burn bridges with pretty much every other gun youtube channel. Just recently he banned Ian from all Brutality shooting matches. It's a sad thing to see.

Posted by: Maetenloch at May 02, 2023 07:54 PM (XWks7)

229 43 #30 Addendum:

zerohedge @zerohedge · 35m
NYC's Adams: Abbott's Migrant-Busing Targets 'Black-Run' Cities

https://tinyurl.com/yc6fuv9j
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

This is a diversion, obviously, but the propaganda is honed to quell some internal uprisings. Blacks in NYC and Chicago, core constituents of the mayors, have started to realize the Great Replacement includes them. A lot of the welfare grift, for example, is being diverted to illegals. Abbott really needs to step up the busing in anticipation of Title 42's elimination. Texas easily could inject a couple of thousand daily into these cities if it worked hard enough on it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 02, 2023 08:08 PM (KSNKu)

230 Justified? You betcha.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 08:47 PM (+iiWN)

231 zerohedge @zerohedge · 35m
NYC's Adams: Abbott's Migrant-Busing Targets 'Black-Run' Cities

https://tinyurl.com/yc6fuv9j
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 02, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)
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Biden is, by the commutative property, a dirty rotten racist.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 02, 2023 08:48 PM (+iiWN)

232 "I've never heard a woman orgasm before. I don't just mean at a symphony, I mean ever," confided busty blogger Jonah Goldberg.
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Me either

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French, veteran hero and Dispatch drama critic at May 02, 2023 08:51 PM (+iiWN)

233 David French is a pathetic cvnt. FOAD, bitchtits!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 02, 2023 09:47 PM (LRuvW)

234 Satanists are just children acting out. It really is nothing more than juvenile opposition. I say that as someone who spent my early 20s in metal bands in Scandinavia.

I've met people who went to prison for burning churches (and straight-up murderers), whilst some of them were very clever, their guiding motivations were really an unprincipled anarchistic opposition to society and everything they saw as 'good' I think driven by childhood trauma.

Using their mewlings as an example of anything is dumb to try to upgrade the culture war into a full-on religious crusade is pure idiocy.

Nothing will turn off more people from opposing the left's societal assaults than trying to use religion to drum up support.

Religion is a private experience. On balance, I think a God is a fairly decent explanation for why we're here.
I don't support any church, if I wanted to support a corrupted money making scheme run by people who could care less about me, I'd pray to the government.
As far as politics are concerned, I want reasoning, not a bible verse.
Keep your religion to your self. You'll need a bigger coalition than increasing irrelevant evangelicals.

Posted by: stv at May 03, 2023 12:11 AM (/dqoc)

235

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Posted by: Lauren Green at May 03, 2023 03:11 AM (wDfjv)

236 Mars Needs Woman

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