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And that's how it was used for those six weeks by people on the outside--as part of the campaign to try to intimidate the court."Regarding the claim that a conservative leaked it so that a conservative justice would get assassinated and "galvanize" the rest to go through with the decision: Thanks to Wis.Rich. Newsmax is again benefiting from Fox's collapse. They've doubled their (small) audience and in some hours, tripled it. The last time this happened, Fox News wooed its disgusted audience back by giving free reign to Dominion nonsense and "The Kraken" crack, and by tacking to the populist right. But now Fox News has fired two conservatives precisely because they no longer want to be on the populist right. So how are they going to get the audience back this time? Put Alex Jones on at 8? I don't see that happening, of course. But Fox News can only fix its problems by bringing in a big populist conservative to assuage their disgusted former viewers, and of course that's precisely what they do not want to do. And who could they get, anyway? Who out there has a huge built-in audience ready to tap? Sarah Palin? Pshah. No one cares about Sarah Palin anymore except some die-hards. So who can they sign? Are they just going to give the 8pm show to Trey Gowdy? Please tell me they're going to give the 8pm show to Trey Gowdy. Ooooh, hiring an Establishment corporate Keebler elf with a lesbian bowling league haircut to woo back the populist right is TIGHT! The left has discovered a new slur for men, and also, a new way to crusade insanely for the extinction of the human race: "petro-masculinity," which is, I guess, just what it sounds like. No, that's not right. It doesn't sound like anything. But I think it's the Toxic Masculinity of Evil White Christian Men who do to the environment what Joe Biden did to Tara Reade. This term comes up recently, to slur male critics of Greta Thunberg. Petro-Masculine men, such as myself, have been ridiculing this Little Retard for having recently deleted a tweet predicting that the world would end in 2023, due to Climate Horribleness. The Little Retard, like the Big Retard AOC, must never have her stupidity pointed out, so anyone who does point it out must be slurred. The New Republic debuted the left's newest Fake Word, apparently in making some kind of insane point about "the gender gap" in OK Cupid dating profiles. You know, the "Big Stuff" that the very-serious left fixates on. Venture capitalist Marc Andreessen tweeted the column, asking "Can you imagine being single right now? My god." Fox News devoted a whole article to summarizing the column's main points (thanks, guys!). Some commentators in the right-wing media seemed particularly offended by the word "petromasculinity," which has been used by scholars in recent years to describe the well-documented emotional and cultural attachment of many white conservative males to climate denial, fossil fuels, and authoritarianism. Washington Examiner writer Nicholas Clairmont, in response to my article, called the term "one of the most absurd coinages I have ever seen." Other conservative critics willfully (or hysterically?) misread the piece; a writer for The Post Millennial called petromasculinity "the left's latest made-up reason to hate men," although the point of the column was that the gender gap among OK Cupid users wasn't that dramatic, and men seemed nearly as interested in rejecting the toxic politics of climate denial as women.John Fetterman just got out of the Psych Ward and decided to tell kids to smoke pot: Metro Nashville Council Member Courtney Johnston stated that according to her sources, the document was "a blueprint on total destruction," adding that "it was so, so detailed at the level of what [Hale] had planned." Johnston also cautioned against releasing it to the world, noting that while some parts should be made available, the document in its entirety "in the wrong person's hands would be astronomically dangerous."Of course, of course. If this member means that some of the plans and tactics the Trans Terrorist wrote about should be suppressed, so that no one carries forward her War on Little Children, that's one thing. I have a feeling, however, that that's not what she means. I have a feeling she means that she wants the Trans Terrorist's motives concealed, and will probably claim that we have to suppress this to prevent copycats when she really means "we have to suppress this to prevent "backlash" against the trans community. The Fulton Count, GA, DA leading the grand jury in the sham investigation over whether Trump interfered or whatever in the election is calling for "heightened" security due to possible political unrest, which is obviously a boast meaning, "You bet your ass we're indicting Trump." Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis said this summer she will announce whether or not Donald Trump and his allies will be indicted for crimes related to alleged interference in Georgia's 2020 election. She sent a letter to local (Atlanta) law enforcement. She asked them to be ready for "heightened security and preparedness" because she predicted her announcement "may provoke a significant public reaction."The Washington Post's Eugene Robinson: It's the duty of the Vice President to make the President appear smart and prepared by herself appearing stupid and unprepared, and by that metric, Kamala Harris is doing an immaculate job. As has been the case with virtually every vice president since the nation's founding, Harris gets a bad rap. The first duty of the job is to avoid upstaging the president, which means surrendering any political autonomy and never being out in front of the West Wing on any issue. Recall the way Mike Pence always stood like a hyperrealist statue, mute and expressionless, while President Donald Trump ranted and raved. Somehow, Pence managed to never even lift an eyebrow. And when vice presidents are given actual tasks, they tend to be the impossible ones. Biden put Harris in charge of the border -- at a time when there was absolutely no possibility of getting Congress to pass comprehensive immigration reform that might reduce the flow of would-be migrants. It was a classic no-win situation: She could make a show of raising hopes, which then would be dashed; or she could hunker down and keep expectations low. Either way, she was bound to be criticized for having failed.I vote that we go back to the old system of judging people by their actions and achievements, without the fake praise for dullards just because they have a fashionable skin color, sex, or sexual orientation or "gender expression."
AFT President Randi Weingarten: "We spent every day from February on trying to get schools open. We knew that remote education was not a substitute for opening schools."There are emails showing Randi Weingarten pressuring Biden officials to change the criteria for school reopenings, to keep the schools closed -- and those Biden officials changing their position in response to her demands.
A little draaaamaa on the right. Steven Crowder said that Candace Owens was guilty of "extortion" for referencing his divorce a while back, before it was widely publicly known. Now she attacks him:
Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:06 PM (/xaUq) 2
not first.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2023 06:09 PM (ncXxy) 3
" "petro-masculinity," which is, I guess, just what it sounds like."
Men should be as durable as rocks. Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 06:09 PM (MvF+J) 4
Liza Featherstone sounds like a Bond chick or a porn star name. It has to be a nom de plume but I am too lazy to check.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2023 06:09 PM (9mPbX) Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 06:09 PM (MvF+J) 6
Off the podium
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:09 PM (xhxe8) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:10 PM (aD39U) 8
hiya
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2023 06:11 PM (T4tVD) 9
Thank you Ace!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2023 06:12 PM (gUvIq) 10
Look on the bright side of what pot can do for you, get you elected Senator or President
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:12 PM (xhxe8) Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:12 PM (iHBZj) 12
So, does she mean good 'monster' or bad 'monster'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:12 PM (/xaUq) 13
One-hundred, Ace. One-hundred. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 06:12 PM (XMGPZ) 14
This Crowder drama has me grateful I never really listened to his show much. I'm too focused on the Trump/DeSantis war as it is, without adding a second flareup.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:12 PM (tp+tP) 15
Crowder now sez he will release all the docs pertaining to the divorce that he is legally able to, including, ominously, mental health records! This shit is going to be SO very lit.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 06:12 PM (MvF+J) 16
ATM President Randi Weingarten looks like she does just that.
Have her call me….I’ll light some candles. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2023 06:13 PM (R/m4+) 17
Isn't Michael Savage available?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:13 PM (KVGVf) 18
"Petromasculinity" is sounding like an increasingly good deal in an oil market otherwise dominated by OPEC+ and Russia. Luckily, the idiots currently in charge of the United States are guaranteeing that America is not going to recover before the end of the Biden regime.
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 06:13 PM (DTm0P) 19
15 Crowder now sez he will release all the docs pertaining to the divorce that he is legally able to, including, ominously, mental health records! This shit is going to be SO very lit.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 That is really evil. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (9mPbX) 20
Petromasculine? You're damned right I am!
In my AO, you have to be in order to avoid getting crushed by all oilfield trucks and equipment. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (ZSK0i) 21
Awwww, I missed the last thread… well, maybe not so much.
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (PCK5/) 22
G'evening y'all. I just heard on our local news that today is International Workers' ('s?) Day. Just before May Day WTF?? Are they competing or working together I wonder.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (fnmJK) 23
Weingarten is abominable.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (MvF+J) 24
"No one cares about Sarah Palin anymore except some die-hards."
Uh, oh guys. This is like ace saying 'She's FINE.' Poor garrett. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (/xaUq) 25
Fetterman looks more like a character from the Sin City graphic novels every time I see him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (0hOvj) 26
Uh, elections are run by Laws. The President is the chief law enforcement officer in the Nation. Would it not be his DUTY to question questionable election results?
So now, doing your job, is interference. Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (oHd/0) 27
Does this mean I'm petro-sexual?
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (MkuC5) 28
Crowder is getting divorced? Too bad… anyway…
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (PCK5/) 29
Are they just going to give the 8pm show to Trey Gowdy? Please tell me they're going to give the 8pm show to Trey Gowdy.
Exactly what I said on Monday. Gowdy and his Judge Doom hair is a sure winner! Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (uIEtm) 30
19 15 Crowder now sez he will release all the docs pertaining to the divorce that he is legally able to, including, ominously, mental health records! This shit is going to be SO very lit.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 That is really evil. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM The wife releasing that video, I assume it was her side, that's evil too. Really ugly stuff that makes me sad because there are children involved. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (9mPbX) 31
Petromasculine? You're damned right I am!
In my AO, you have to be in order to avoid getting crushed by all oilfield trucks and equipment. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (ZSK0i) My cousin works on the oilfields in North Dakota. I guess I need to ask him if he's petromasculine. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (tp+tP) 32
What are the odds Fetterman knew what he was holding...
Posted by: havel at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (+EnXD) 33
So, smoking shitty weed gives you neck lumps?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (Lzpvj) 35
Always read the content.
Otherwise you might miss gems like this: >>lesbian bowling league haircut Thank you Ace, I LOLed. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 06:16 PM (Cpxov) 36
That is really evil.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (9mPbX) Yeah, not a good look. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:16 PM (/xaUq) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 06:16 PM (XMGPZ) 38
19 Crowder is a megalomaniac. I like his content, but he revealed his Inner Turd with the DW negotiations tantrum. All kinds of nasty gossip is going to surface now. Hell, Dave Landau slagged Crowder for a whole entire hour on Michael Malice show recently.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 06:16 PM (MvF+J) 39
I could see mollie taking a show, but she hasn't filled in as a host on other shows, as far as I know, so I don't think she's super-interested.
I've heard at fox they don't *offer* you hosting duties; you have to campaign for them and beg for them. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (iHBZj) 40
Crowder and Owens fighting is just stupid and self destructive. But the Daily Wire really REALLY wants no competition and Crowder is an arrogant ass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (0hOvj) 41
I think the Tranny Terrorist mapped out her recruiting process and named names.
The donks are cagey enough given how incestuous they have gotten with the LE and Intel communities to know that 4Chan will network map the names if leaked. They actively recruited and programmed the little c*nt. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (Lzpvj) 42
she does host the Federalist podcast so she has hosting experience.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (iHBZj) 43
I don't often use a lubricant, but when I do, Petromusk is my lubricant of choice.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (KVGVf) 44
My cousin works on the oilfields in North Dakota. I guess I need to ask him if he's petromasculine.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (tp+tP) https://is.gd/k1mJnF Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (/xaUq) 45
I totally forgot my husband plays shitty music while he's golfing. Good thing I have alcohol.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (uIEtm) 46
My cousin works on the oilfields in North Dakota. I guess I need to ask him if he's petromasculine.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (tp+tP) You better doublecheck. Just in case. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (ZSK0i) 47
>FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT IMPOSITION INCLUDES FREEDOM FROM STATE-SANCTIONED POLITICAL/SEXUAL INDOCTRINATION IN GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS, WHICH PARENTS ARE FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO FUND AND CHILDREN ARE FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO ATTEND.
I disagree with this. It means freedom from Government Schools. Vouchers now. If I had to guess one thing the founders look into the future and codify into the Constitution it is that the Government may not school. Posted by: havel at April 28, 2023 06:18 PM (+EnXD) 48
Crowder now sez he will release all the docs pertaining to the divorce that he is legally able to, including, ominously, mental health records! This shit is going to be SO very lit.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 That is really evil. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 28, 2023 06:14 PM (9mPbX) ****** He is looking like a real ass. Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 06:18 PM (NpAcC) 49
I'm a PedroSexual.
- Pedro Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2023 06:18 PM (OalnH) 50
You know now that I think of it, Trey Gowdy and Megan Rapinoe COULD be brother and sister…
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:18 PM (PCK5/) 51
>>>Thank you Ace, I LOLed.
thank you. I thought maybe it would be better as "lesbian axe-throwing league haircut" but then people might ask "wait do they have those?" and I'd have to say "yeah, I think they do" Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:18 PM (iHBZj) 52
He is looking like a real ass.
Lets wait and see what his wife is up to and has been doing before passing judgement, hmm? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (0hOvj) 53
But of course I agree they shouldn't teach polisex in schools.
Posted by: havel at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (+EnXD) 54
Are women who work in the oil and gas industry petrofeminine? Or is that not a thing? Or at least even less of a thing than "petromasculine"?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (tp+tP) Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (Lzpvj) 56
>>I disagree with this. It means freedom from Government Schools.
well i agree, but until we have that, parents get to say "don't talk to my kid about transitioning or sodomy, please and thank you" Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (iHBZj) 57
The funny thing is, Fox could have easily threaded the needle by avoiding "Kraken" talk and instead focusing on how poorly many precincts ran their elections. "We don't know if there was fraud, or how much, but what we found nationwide regarding security and basic procedures is worrisome..."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (wmDcS) 58
Ace: "So who can they sign?"
This is Bill Kristol's and Karl Rove's time to shine. Like Hannity and Colmes but with both framing from the "Right". What? This too is a perfectly cromulent point. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (aXxgO) 59
Metro Nashville Council Member Courtney Johnston stated that according to her sources, the document was "a blueprint on total destruction," adding that "it was so, so detailed at the level of what [Hale] had planned." Johnston also cautioned against releasing it to the world, noting that while some parts should be made available, the document in its entirety "in the wrong person's hands would be astronomically dangerous."
Everyone knows that a crazy noodle-armed soy boy wannabe has laid out the master plan for the destruction of us all. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:20 PM (aD39U) 60
I'm a petro-masculine investor. Biden admin has been berry good to me, paradoxically.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 06:20 PM (MvF+J) 61
I suspect more that the manifesto names names as to who convinced her to murder children. That's why it is radioactive.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:20 PM (aD39U) Posted by: brak at April 28, 2023 06:21 PM (lO5WT) 63
I'm a PedroSexual.
- Pedro Posted by: Montec at April 28, 2023 06:18 PM (OalnH) But it does not match the allure of, how you say, the PaoloSexual. Posted by: The Paolo at April 28, 2023 06:21 PM (tp+tP) 64
I could get Fox ratings to go through the roof.
Two words Mexican Weathergirls. Or is it three words? Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 06:21 PM (ZB6WQ) 65
57 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (wmDcS)
Eh too many people were too desperate and did not take a hard read of the civil service's lay of the land. The ONLY way we could have won J6 was get this "unity" which the democrats can get in cities they burn down but no republican can count on a nanosecond. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:21 PM (Lzpvj) 66
I think Fetterman has been smoking pot since he was a slacker in High School
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:22 PM (xhxe8) 67
Lets wait and see what his wife is up to and has been doing before passing judgement, hmm?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (0hOvj) Eh, he has a tendency to go nuclear during negotiations. Now, that may be called for at times, but he just dropped a hydrogen bomb (or is threatening to) on Gnaw Bone, Indiana. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:22 PM (/xaUq) Posted by: Better call Pedro! at April 28, 2023 06:22 PM (fnmJK) 69
>>>Crowder? Johnny One Note is hard to live with?
He's got more than one note. He has the Hack Black Voice Note, the Hack Gay Voice Note, and the Hack Arabic Voice Note. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:23 PM (iHBZj) 70
The government can put limits on alcohol content. How about dialing back the THC content in weed? We got men thinking they're woman and getting boob implants and some nasty fixture that smells like freshly shat baby diaper, and young women getting boobs cut off and trying to add-a-dick. Now we have people in some weird dimension of insanity eager to shoot people who don't go along with their nuttiness. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 06:23 PM (enJYY) 71
Let you in on a secret - if you're using the term "pEtRo-mAsCuLiNiTy" in a serious way, you are absolutely, positively NOT a "scholar". You're an IDIOT.
I love how they're trying to portray the sad trans Nashville shooter as some kind of master genius of strategic planning for her "manifesto". Give me a fucking break. Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2023 06:23 PM (kYmXc) 72
Everyone knows that a crazy noodle-armed soy boy wannabe has laid out the master plan for the destruction of us all.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:20 PM (aD39U) ---- "AHEM!" Posted by: Bill Gates at April 28, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr) 73
66 Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:22 PM (xhxe
Strokes are a byproduct of MASSIVE hemp use, couple it with his crisco diet and click click click timebomb. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:24 PM (Lzpvj) 74
Are you shitting me ? THC content of weed is to blame for all the ills of the world ?
Fuck off, moron. Good fucking lord. Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2023 06:24 PM (kYmXc) 75
69 >>>Crowder? Johnny One Note is hard to live with?
He's got more than one note. He has the Hack Black Voice Note, the Hack Gay Voice Note, and the Hack Arabic Voice Note. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:23 PM (iHBZj) A frustrated B-Lister… Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:24 PM (PCK5/) 76
I'm back in the country, bitches.
Is the loose shit tightened yet? I canceled my Fox Nation account. The only thing I ever watched on it was Tuckers stuff so, yeah, I canceled and told them why. Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2023 06:24 PM (pwExq) 77
55 Crowder?
Johnny One Note is hard to live with? Nah can't believe it bro. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (Lzpvj) Yeah, those guys are annoying. https://is.gd/BNBCcs Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:25 PM (/xaUq) 78
I'm more a paleomasculinity guy myself. Ugg!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 06:25 PM (FVME7) 79
69 Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:23 PM (iHBZj)
Eh I am not hating he is like mirror universe Ben Shapiro.... I mean I loved his Hickock45 bit, but he has been in a rut the last three years. "Change my mind!@" well no Steve they would change your face if able. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:25 PM (Lzpvj) 80
I'm generally pro pot but if the weed movement's high profile champion is to be a guy who looks like he's thisclose to putting a tire iron in my face, maybe I'm gonna swing back to Not Even Once territory.
Seriously, we can has Cheech & Chong back again? Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (PZvjL) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (gUvIq) 82
Everyone knows that a crazy noodle-armed soy boy wannabe has laid out the master plan for the destruction of us all.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:20 PM (aD39U) ---- "AHEM!" Posted by: Bill Gates at April 28, 2023 06:23 PM (BpYfr) Bill Gates is essentially Chet in turd form from Weird Science, but smellier. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (T/Lqj) 83
Petro-Masculinity - Like a rock, baby!
Posted by: Toad-O at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (cct0t) 84
I bet a bumper sticker that said that would sell great in the Permian.
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2023 06:21 PM (lO5WT) I have zero doubt, that's where I'm at. Speaking of petromasculine, nothing like a flight of four UH-60's going by to get the old juices flowing. I guess they're either heading to Holloman or El Paso. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (ZSK0i) 85
77 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:25 PM (/xaUq)
You know Aidra Fox who that gal ain't though fine she is could change my mind. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (Lzpvj) 86
Thing is the original purveyor of petromasculinity.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (xPl2J) 87
Derek Hunter does all these accents: Russian, Scottish, Irish, a whole bunch. Pretty accurate sounding, or halfway between accurate and humorous, which is his jam.
I asked him how he learned them and he said he just can do them. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (iHBZj) 88
78 I'm more a paleomasculinity guy myself. Ugg!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 06:25 PM (FVME7) So no “ manscaping” products in your bathroom… Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (PCK5/) Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (pwExq) 90
>>>Are you shitting me ? THC content of weed is to blame for all the ills of the world ?
>I remember a time when weed was so shitty the only high you were getting was from carbon monoxide. Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (KVGVf) 91
"With the resources that were available to her." Roberts made sure those resources were limited.
Will someone save us from these Bushie's that are still alive. Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (N5C4b) 92
"This term comes up recently, to slur male critics of Greta Thunberg."
How long do you suppose she'll be coddled as the voice of the victimized youth and perpetually fifteen? And that criticizing her POV is de facto child abuse and practically crucifying Jesus? 'Cause I can see the protective bubble persisting until she has osteoporosis and Polident. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (aXxgO) 93
I asked him how he learned them and he said he just can do them.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (iHBZj) Yeah but he's a cuck so don't really care. Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (pwExq) 94
Speaking of petromasculine, nothing like a flight of four UH-60's going by to get the old juices flowing. I guess they're either heading to Holloman or El Paso.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (ZSK0i) It's like a guy who hears a really good exhaust system and note. Deep V8 roar. He pops his head up and looks. It's like a dog whistle. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (/xaUq) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (aD39U) 96
I think I'll do the opposite of whatever the fuck fetterman has been or is doing
Posted by: NCKate at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (d5Qya) 97
John Fetterman just got out of the Psych Ward and decided to tell kids to smoke pot:
Weed...me, made....man am....today! Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (NCgXW) 98
Related Supreme Court note:
Justices issue 9-0 letter castigating Democrats for going after Clarence Thomas: tinyurl.com/mupnyxpd Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (wVren) 99
Petroleum is the Miracle Mineral. Buy some fine petroleum products today! You'll miss it when it's gone, so don't wait.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (MvF+J) 100
90 >>>Are you shitting me ? THC content of weed is to blame for all the ills of the world ?
>I remember a time when weed was so shitty the only high you were getting was from carbon monoxide. Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (KVGVf) Popping seeds and a sore throat… Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (PCK5/) 101
89 Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (pwExq)
The Beeb is a party media org for Labour I would imagine and the PM said "fuck off." Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (Lzpvj) 102
Fetterman has done nothing his entire career that actually benefited his constituents. He does. It deserve to be in the Senate anymore than Biden deserves to be President.
It is amazing how the left is able to suspend disbelief in order to support these brain dead morons. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (Y+l9t) 103
I'm sticking to my theory that Sotomayor leaked the Dobbs decision to the WH. It wasn't meant to go public, just to give them a heads up of what was coming. The WH chose to leak it to the press, because they needed a distraction.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (wmDcS) 104
>>> Oh, I passed through the UK and the head of the BBC resigned.
probably nothing good. IIRC, the head of the BBC is supposedly "conservative," or as conservative as a British broadcasting corporation is allowed to be. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (iHBZj) 105
Odds that Greta will announce her “ transition” soon???
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (PCK5/) 106
I'm Ferro-Masculine.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (iHBZj) 107
>I remember a time when weed was so shitty the only high you were getting was from carbon monoxide.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (KVGVf) Popping seeds and a sore throat… Posted by: tubal Ditch week. Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (/0+YE) 108
Fetterman is the poster child of the weed addled middle-aged coming up in the ranks now.
Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (kYVzH) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (/xaUq) 110
Odds that Greta will announce her “ transition” soon???
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (PCK5/) Into what? Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (aD39U) 111
"Ooooh, hiring an Establishment corporate Keebler elf with a lesbian bowling league haircut to woo back the populist right is TIGHT!"
This is of course The Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon of sentences. Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (ATSTk) 112
The right still hasn't figured out that Owens is an opportunistic grifter? She's trying to ride that Boomercon "see, I'm not a racist!" virtue signaling. Look up her previous venture "Social Autopsy", back when she wasn't hiding that she's a leftist.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (r0Q9B) 113
Things I learned today (just now actually): The late author Anne Perry, who has like a crapton of novels still for sale at most bookstores, went to jail at age 15 for helping her best friend beat said friend's mother to death with a brick.
Huh. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (tp+tP) 114
It is amazing how the left is able to suspend disbelief in order to support these brain dead morons.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2023 06:28 PM (Y+l9t) But but but candidate quality! Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (pwExq) 115
I love how they're trying to portray the sad trans Nashville shooter as some kind of master genius of strategic planning for her "manifesto". Give me a fucking break.
Posted by: deadrody Also love that they were keeping it from us to keep *us* safe. Yeah. Right. Bullshit. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (iKBwy) Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2023 06:31 PM (/0+YE) 117
Oh, I passed through the UK and the head of the BBC resigned.
WTAF is going on? Posted by: blaster at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (pwExq) Love it! Maybe you could pass through some US gov Departments on your way home?? Posted by: NC Ref at April 28, 2023 06:31 PM (fnmJK) 118
It's like a guy who hears a really good exhaust system and note. Deep V8 roar. He pops his head up and looks. It's like a dog whistle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (/xaUq) Damned straight. I hear the rumble, check Flightradar24.com really quickly and see no targets in the area. Therefore, must be military. Run outside and there they are heading east to west. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:31 PM (ZSK0i) 119
110 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (aD39U)
She is morphing more and more into the Fetal Alcohol Diagnostic drawing.... a fine looking young male hobbit. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:31 PM (Lzpvj) 120
97 John Fetterman just got out of the Psych Ward and decided to tell kids to smoke pot:
Weed...me, made....man am....today! Posted by: Senator John Fetterman Don't worry John, you'll be at a Gabby Gifford level of improvement in about 15 years. Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 28, 2023 06:31 PM (N5C4b) 121
>>>113 Things I learned today (just now actually): The late author Anne Perry, who has like a crapton of novels still for sale at most bookstores, went to jail at age 15 for helping her best friend beat said friend's mother to death with a brick.
there was a movie about it, which I think was based on her book. "Heavenly Creatures," I think. starring a young Kate Winslet who I think was too young for me to have thought was attractive so I'll just say she was a good actress. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (iHBZj) 122
Odds that Greta will announce her “ transition” soon???
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (PCK5/) Into what? Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (aD39U) A newt? Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (tp+tP) 123
Even out of context, that Crowder video is tough. The argument apparently being that she's 8 months preggers, and doesn't want to handle the dog medicine with a warning for pregnant women not to handle it? And he's saying do your wifely duties and put on some gloves? Then they've only got the one car, and he refuses to be "trapped" at home while she goes and gets the shit from the store he wants?
He's been rubbing me the wrong way for a while now, especially the manufactured drama regarding daily wire. And counts on his audience to not know how contracts work. And I've always been sus of Candice, that was a shitty move but then again - Crowder started it. Good thing I don't watch either one. Let the law suits fly. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (zB/T/) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (aD39U) 125
In italiano lo chiamano massimo maschile.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (ATSTk) 126
Derek Hunter does all these accents: Russian, Scottish, Irish, a whole bunch. Pretty accurate sounding, or halfway between accurate and humorous, which is his jam.
I asked him how he learned them and he said he just can do them. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:26 PM (iHBZj) I do accents well. Scottish is actually easier than Irish, because Irish is more subtle. I often get confused by the various Kiwi, Aussie and South African accents. Russian is easy. "Is bomb. Is big bomb." Wife and sons cannot distinguish accents at all. it's a skill set I cherish. Might correspond with why I can sing and they cannot. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (T/Lqj) 127
Lets wait and see what his wife is up to and has been doing before passing judgement, hmm?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 06:19 PM (0hOvj) ****** Women can be cray cray and of course there are 2 sides to every story, but on the ring video he was really condescending and had this egotistical attitude. She wasn't even screaming or yelling at him. I think fame has gone to his head. Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (NpAcC) 128
>>And who could they get, anyway? Who out there has a huge built-in audience ready to tap?
Moron horde are Go! Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (Cpxov) 129
Odds that Greta will announce her “ transition” soon???
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (PCK5/) Might as well. It's not like she has much in the way of female characteristics anyhow. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (ZSK0i) 130
Are you shitting me ? THC content of weed is to blame for all the ills of the world ?
........ The stems and seeds give you neck lumps. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (v0R5T) 131
Justice Alito: The Supreme Court Dobbs leaker tried to get an assassin to kill me.
___ Sigh. He was such an idiot, we would have looked really bad had we not arrested him. Posted by: Garland and Wray at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (fs1hN) 132
I'm generally pro pot but if the weed movement's high profile champion is to be a guy who looks like he's this close to putting a tire iron in my face, maybe I'm gonna swing back to Not Even Once territory. You mean the US Senator who just spent six weeks in a psych ward? I've been assured there's no connection. By some nobody stoner who is the face of conservatism. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (enJYY) 133
I'm convinced Greta is ready for some implants and a Brazilian.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (KVGVf) 134
>>> In italiano lo chiamano massimo maschile.
in italiano, lo chiamano solomente "essere Italiano" Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:34 PM (iHBZj) 135
there was a movie about it, which I think was based on her book. "Heavenly Creatures," I think. starring a young Kate Winslet who I think was too young for me to have thought was attractive so I'll just say she was a good actress.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (iHBZj) She of the Titanic surprise nudity. Remember the days when the biggest movie ever had big beautiful breasts? What have we become? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:34 PM (/xaUq) 136
I thought "wifely duties" was something else not involving dog medicine...
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stay savory, morons! at April 28, 2023 06:34 PM (jTmQV) 137
I remember a time when weed was so shitty the only high you were getting was from carbon monoxide.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:27 PM (KVGVf) Popping seeds and a sore throat… Posted by: tubal Ditch week. Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2023 06:29 PM (/0+YE) ....... LID SMOKE ! Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T) 138
I'm convinced Greta is ready for some implants and a Brazilian.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (KVGVf) You're an optimist, I see. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 28, 2023 06:34 PM (ZSK0i) 139
The Thunberg “ Elf on the Shelf” doll riff that was going around was great… they ought to market one…
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:35 PM (PCK5/) 140
The Thunberg “ Elf on the Shelf” doll riff that was going around was great… they ought to market one…
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:35 PM (PCK5/) How dare you! Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (aD39U) Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (UodRc) 142
The stems and seeds give you neck lumps.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:33 PM (v0R5T) No stems or seeds that you don't need... Acapulco Gold is (deep inhale) Badass weed (exhale) this weed's a muthafucka! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (T/Lqj) 143
polynikes: "I could get Fox ratings to go through the roof.
Two words Mexican Weathergirls. Or is it three words?" Perhaps the only time in history where Murdoch would insist that female attire have necklines go up. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (aXxgO) 144
133 I'm convinced Greta is ready for some implants and a Brazilian.
Posted by: Dr. Bone a Yeah, she and Lula would be a good match. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (Y+l9t) Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (/0+YE) 146
Crowder is a little mental, he try to get that sh*t under control.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (up/3i) 147
"in italiano, lo chiamano solomente "essere Italiano"
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:34 PM (iHBZj)" Questa è la verità assoluta. Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (ATSTk) 148
An enlarged pair and bikini wax ain't helping Greta
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (xhxe8) 149
Things I learned today (just now actually): The late author Anne Perry, who has like a crapton of novels still for sale at most bookstores, went to jail at age 15 for helping her best friend beat said friend's mother to death with a brick.
- She's a crime writer in both senses of the term. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (FVME7) 150
There is nothing so likely to promote peace in our Nation as leadership from Triaconta-Masculine patriarchs.
Posted by: George Washington at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (j66Iu) 151
141 Starting Monday,
MASKS ARE OPTIONAL! Yay me. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:36 PM (UodRc) Grats. I am happy for you, but most of the people around you wear the masks on the inside. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (/xaUq) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (63Dwl) 153
"Literally nothing else is as important as children, so if "libertarians" have decided that protecting children isn't important enough to make a fuss about, than libertarians can go hang."
************ I hope to achieve Heaven someday. If I do I'd like to have just a bleacher seat to watch as He judges the pedophiles, not just those who actually know they are sinners but the especially the ones using kids for profit or political gain. Posted by: Cosda at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (mqr3I) 154
I do accents well. Scottish is actually easier than Irish, because Irish is more subtle. I often get confused by the various Kiwi, Aussie and South African accents.
Russian is easy. "Is bomb. Is big bomb." Wife and sons cannot distinguish accents at all. it's a skill set I cherish. Might correspond with why I can sing and they cannot. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 06:32 PM (T/Lqj) I suck at accents. I tried to do British once, and it came out as Indian (IT, not casino). That was the last time. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (tp+tP) 155
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 28, 2023 06:30 PM (r0Q9B)
How is she grifting? Any black person that sides with the Right gets more shit than is worth for any 'grift '. Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (ZB6WQ) 156
I know nothing of this Crowder stuff, only vaguely aware of the existence of a person named Crowder. But if I understand correctly, he divorced someone that's not Candace Owens and is now threatening to drop dox on the ex because Candace Owens threw shade on him about being divorced. Kind of a dick move for both of them, but moreso Crowder if the ex is uninvolved in the high profile dispute.
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (PZvjL) 157
61 I suspect more that the manifesto names names as to who convinced her to murder children. That's why it is radioactive.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:20 PM (aD39U) I expect the manifesto to be heavily epsteined. Posted by: 7man at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (qwO6y) 158
I can do a Canadian accent eh.
Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (ZB6WQ) 159
O sei italiano o un femminucia.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (ATSTk) 160
Greta has a misshapen head.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (aD39U) 161
>>>I suck at accents. I tried to do British once, and it came out as Indian (IT, not casino). That was the last time.
sometimes I can do it for like 30 seconds after I hear it and then I start doing completely random accents that aren't accents. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (iHBZj) Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T) 163
139 The Thunberg “ Elf on the Shelf” doll riff that was going around was great… they ought to market one…
Posted by: tubal Funko Greta https://tinyurl.com/5n78ke7z Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 28, 2023 06:39 PM (N5C4b) 164
That smell, that gasoline smell...
Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO8) 165
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (PZvjL)
Owens was only responding to Crowder's insanity. Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 06:39 PM (ZB6WQ) Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 06:39 PM (up/3i) 167
The late author Anne Perry, who has like a crapton of novels still for sale at most bookstores, went to jail at age 15 for helping her best friend beat said friend's mother to death with a brick.
Wikipedia On 22 June 1954, the girls and Rieper went for a walk in Victoria Park in the Port Hills of Christchurch. On an isolated path, Hulme dropped an ornamental stone so that Rieper (the mother) would lean over to retrieve it. Parker had planned to hit her mother with half a brick wrapped in a stocking. The girls presumed that one blow would kill her but it took more than 20. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (fs1hN) 168
I did a pretty good job mimicking the guys from the movie Snatch for about six months after watching it. Then I realized nobody got the references.
Posted by: Citizen Cake the Red at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (CwhoI) 169
That's great Nurse. The last time I went to the doctor, they were optional and it is a huge building with a lot of different doctors so thought it was the beginning of the end.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (Y+l9t) 170
>>>O sei italiano o un femminucia.
i don't know if the o... o... either/or construction can be used like that. and the last word should be feminine with an "una" Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (iHBZj) 171
Two words
Mexican Weathergirls. Or is it three words?" ....... I don't know, I'm not a mathematician. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (v0R5T) 172
The tranifesto didn't redact itself!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (fs1hN) 173
I agree- the Nashville manifesto names names- either persons, websites or organizations
I'm also betting Nashville PD doesn't want to get sued Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (geLO8) 174
Greta has to be the most unattractive girl in Sweden. She'd be easier to take if she looked like Ann-Margret.
Posted by: Toad-O at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (cct0t) 175
162 Four words:
Scantily clad Mexican weathergirls Or is it five words? Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (v0R5T) https://is.gd/lOQfJc Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (/xaUq) 176
thank you. I thought maybe it would be better as "lesbian axe-throwing league haircut" but then people might ask "wait do they have those?" and I'd have to say "yeah, I think they do"
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:18 PM (iHBZj) The bowling league was the right choice. Subtle, so even funnier. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (OX9vb) 177
I worked with an Indian guy who used to dunk on himself. He spoke with perfect proper British accent. But once in a while he would start speaking in an Indian caricature. He said he learned it by watching The Simpson's.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (ATSTk) 178
In Spanish it's 8 words. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 06:39 PM The Germans can get it down to one really, really long word. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (enJYY) 179
164 That smell, that gasoline smell...
Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO Hot metal. Brake dust. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (/xaUq) 180
I visited my dentist yesterday and the building was masks optional (that's new). No one in the office was wearing masks and all the salad bar sneeze guard hardware was put away.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stay savory, morons! at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (jTmQV) 181
Some people need to trip over a crack in the sidewalk.
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (mE3sO) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (aD39U) 183
169 That's great Nurse. The last time I went to the doctor, they were optional and it is a huge building with a lot of different doctors so thought it was the beginning of the end.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April But this is Seattle. And people still wear masks Outside. Some of my cow orkers have pledged to keep wearing theirs. Because, science. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (jn9fL) 184
>>>The bowling league was the right choice. Subtle, so even funnier.
i wanted people to think of "flannel" when they pictured Gowdy's haircut on a lesbian. I mean, on another lesbian. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (iHBZj) 185
O sei italiano o un femminucia.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (ATSTk) ....... The girlfriend is cooking Italian tonight? Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T) 186
Oh boy Nurse, now the real idiots are self-identifying.
That was an interesting phase at my place of employment. The head of HR refused to change the policy and it had to be announced by the owner. Then she used it as a loyalty test and went around shaming people because they "just didn't care as much as she did". Posted by: pawn at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (kYVzH) 187
174 Greta has to be the most unattractive girl in Sweden. She'd be easier to take if she looked like Ann-Margret.
____ Ace of Base included a couple of ordinary Swedish girls. Ordinary for Sweden anyway. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (fs1hN) 188
I see that Ben Cohen, formerly of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, is going into the marijuana business. Maybe he could name one of his blends Willie's All Over the Road Again Smoke.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (FVME7) 189
Candace Owens threw shade on him about being divorced. Kind of a dick move for both of them, but moreso Crowder if the ex is uninvolved in the high profile dispute.
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (PZvjL) Candice really didn't throw shade on him - he started the whole thing with his throwing shade on the Daily Wire contract - saying it had a bunch of horrible shit it didn't, painting Jeremy as a con-man, and saying everybody working there was duped. She took offense to that, but really the only thing she said was he was going through a lot of shit - and to pray for him. Yeah, pretending to take the high ground, but not hinting at his divorce and certainly not anything that could be read as extortion (his words). So if you tell a crazy bitch she's trying to extort you - expect the crazy bitch to come at you. He should have blown it off. But, he's been on this weird "I'm the true conservative, everybody else is pretending" shtick the past few months. He snapped after leaving the Blaze, and is paranoid AF. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (zB/T/) 190
180 I visited my dentist yesterday and the building was masks optional (that's new). No one in the office was wearing masks and all the salad bar sneeze guard hardware was put away.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stay savory, morons! at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (jTmQV) They have mostly disappeared here, but I saw an older gentleman wearing one in the check out for walmart yesterday. Makes me sad. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:43 PM (/xaUq) Posted by: Little Newsom at April 28, 2023 06:44 PM (Cpxov) 192
@178
>>The Germans can get it down to one really, really long word. The German language does not borrow words, when they need a a knew descriptor or concept, they take a minimum of 5 random German words and smash them together. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 06:44 PM (up/3i) 193
ace: "sometimes I can do it for like 30 seconds after I hear it and then I start doing completely random accents that aren't accents."
That's nothing. Did you see Elysium? Entire movie and the director never tells me a thing. Posted by: Jodie Foster at April 28, 2023 06:44 PM (aXxgO) 194
The girls presumed that one blow would kill her but it took more than 20.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (fs1hN) o_O Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2023 06:44 PM (zB/T/) 195
"i don't know if the o... o... either/or construction can be used like that.
and the last word should be feminine with an "una" Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (iHBZj)" My family speaks a combination of dialects from Tuscany down to Sicily. Half the time we have no idea what the hell we are saying to each other. The Northern Italians always say the Southern Italians and Sicilians sound like they're speaking Chinese. Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:44 PM (ATSTk) 196
Some of my cow orkers have pledged to keep wearing theirs. Because, science. Posted by: nurse ratched Think of it as they are setting themselves up for sick time usage and you for OT. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (gUvIq) 197
173 Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (geLO
One line of defense if the Feds ever have you in the magic chair is to circuitously explain to them that your defense will be predicated on exposing through network mapping that there is defacto C3 between federal assets and deniable assets like Antifa and Ferguson Riot Inc. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (Lzpvj) 198
They have mostly disappeared here, but I saw an older gentleman wearing one in the check out for walmart yesterday.
Makes me sad. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:43 PM (/xaUq) -- I still see the face diaper people. Alone, in their car, or on a bike. less than before, but well, Fort Collins. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (T/Lqj) 199
I don't give a shit about Crowder's marital status or whether or when anybody talked about it.
Owens attacked DeSantis for travelling to Japan, though, which seems pretty weird. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (sWM8x) 200
https://is.gd/lOQfJc
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (/xaUq) ........ Pronostico para manana es madera. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T) 201
In CA the bloom is off the sensimmilla.
Complete decriminalization has led to a fall off in sales, even the illegal sales, from what I'm hearing. Posted by: gourmand du jour, stay savory, morons! at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (jTmQV) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (/xaUq) 203
sometimes I can do it for like 30 seconds after I hear it and then I start doing completely random accents that aren't accents.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:38 PM (iHBZj) I grew up all my life in south - it's painful to hear really over the top bad southern or southwestern accents (there is a difference folks) on movies and TV shows - but the worse was The Glass Onion's Daniel Craig thing he was going for - what was it - Georgia Savannah area or SC low country accents with the soft a's and r's? Whatever he thought he was doing - it was embarrassingly horrible. Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (+Cgut) 204
Not much use for Candace or Crowder. I wish there was a filter to keep me from ever hearing about the Crowder divorce again. But it will be fodder for all sorts of conservative sites for a long time.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (8afhC) 205
I speak pretty good hillbilly… but… it’s not an accent .
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (PCK5/) 206
Petromasculinity? Like gassed up & manly?
Posted by: scampydog at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (+nEzl) 207
>>>
The girlfriend is cooking Italian tonight? he's saying either you're italian or you're a P*ssy Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (iHBZj) 208
ace: "i wanted people to think of 'flannel' when they pictured Gowdy's haircut on a lesbian. I mean, on another lesbian."
Great. Now I have an earworm for "The Lumberjack Song". Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (aXxgO) 209
. Kind of a dick move for both of them, but moreso Crowder if the ex is uninvolved in the high profile dispute.
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 06:37 PM (PZvjL) Crowder is being attacked by those who have "dirt" on him. Owens appears to be the attack dog right now, probably because the so-called men she works with are cowards. Sounds like typical ugliness around the divorce, which he and his wife were supposedly keeping quiet, but Owens started dropping hints. So now Crowder's Ring camera footage has been released, and he does come off as a dick in the part that was released. But whoever released it, and it seems to me that would have to be the ex, is a dick too. Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (ceWVe) 210
189 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (zB/T/)
Tucker Carlson had the epiphany that the media is a corrupt light and shadow contrast show serving the uniparty.... Crowder decided Alex Jones was a good role model. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:47 PM (Lzpvj) 211
"173 I agree- the Nashville manifesto names names- either persons, websites or organizations "
I wonder if if the Nashville PD made the manifesto available to the parents of the murdered children and the families of the murdered adults.. If I were them I'd sure be putting maximum pressure on the police to do so. Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2023 06:47 PM (gLRfa) 212
>>>204 Not much use for Candace or Crowder. I wish there was a filter to keep me from ever hearing about the Crowder divorce again. But it will be fodder for all sorts of conservative sites for a long time.
well I won't be revisiting it I don't think. I mean if they start going at each other hammer and tongs, I guess i might. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj) 213
I don't think. I mean if they start going at each other hammer and tongs, I guess i might.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj) Could be entertaining. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (/xaUq) 214
My family speaks a combination of dialects from Tuscany down to Sicily. Half the time we have no idea what the hell we are saying to each other. The Northern Italians always say the Southern Italians and Sicilians sound like they're speaking Chinese.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:44 PM (ATSTk) One of my favorite quotes from modern European history: "Now that we have invented Italy, we shall have to invent Italians." Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (tp+tP) 215
"I don't think. I mean if they start going at each other hammer and tongs, I guess i might.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)" I've got $100 that says Candace kicks his ass. Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (ATSTk) 216
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well I won't be revisiting it I don't think. I mean if they start going at each other hammer and tongs, I guess i might. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj) It’s not really worth your time… the whole lot of them are just conservative-lite… Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (PCK5/) 217
"202 Reminder: Ann Margaret
https://is.gd/4zlOWn Posted by: Aetius451AD " ******** One of the most beautiful ladies ever. Posted by: Cosda at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (mqr3I) 218
I grew up all my life in south - it's painful to hear really over the top bad southern or southwestern accents (there is a difference folks) on movies and TV shows - but the worse was The Glass Onion's Daniel Craig thing he was going for - what was it - Georgia Savannah area or SC low country accents with the soft a's and r's? Whatever he thought he was doing - it was embarrassingly horrible.
Posted by: Boswell at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (+Cgut) His character's name was Benoit Blanc, so I assumed it was supposed to be New Orleans/South Louisiana, but who knows. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:49 PM (tp+tP) 219
129 Odds that Greta will announce her “ transition” soon???
Posted by: tubal Might as well. It's not like she has much in the way of female characteristics anyhow. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy Imagine if she and David Hogg...never mind, don't. I shudder to think of the result. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2023 06:50 PM (OX9vb) 220
Owens attacked DeSantis for travelling to Japan, though, which seems pretty weird.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2023 06:45 PM (sWM8x) Lots of people are being revealed these days. Some by having dirt released by others, some by their own actions. Owens is showing her true colors, and I guess people think she can get away with it because she's black. Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 06:50 PM (ceWVe) 221
"One of my favorite quotes from modern European history: "Now that we have invented Italy, we shall have to invent Italians."
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (tp+tP)" It gets ugly sometimes. Especially after that second bottle of Barolo gets emptied. Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:50 PM (ATSTk) 222
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His character's name was Benoit Blanc, so I assumed it was supposed to be New Orleans/South Louisiana, but who knows. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:49 PM (tp+tP) He was idiotic… Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:50 PM (PCK5/) 223
218 Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:49 PM (tp+tP)
Benoit Blanc who sounds like Cajun Man trying to sound like the Lisper for REM. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:50 PM (Lzpvj) 224
One of the most beautiful ladies ever.
Posted by: Cosda at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (mqr3I) This is true of most women, imo: she looked far better the less 'made up' she went. It is strange. Maybe it is a difference in the style and talent of the person applying the make up, but it is very true of say... Tricia Helfer (probably one of the most extreme examples I can think of) or Alexandra Daddario. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:50 PM (/xaUq) 225
Once Crowder released the audio of the call between him and Jeremy, that was it, he's an untrustworthy goofball.
He also seems to be mentally unstable and entered a period of extreme paranoia, antagonism and projection. He should probably take some time off and get his shit in order. Bed's probably a mess, he should make his damn bed. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (up/3i) 226
In CA the bloom is off the sensimmilla.
Complete decriminalization has led to a fall off in sales, even the illegal sales, from what I'm hearing. Posted by: gourmand du jour, stay savory, morons! ........ Yep, here in Santa Cruz there is still some pot shops but everybody complains about the price. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T) 227
"Now that we have invented Italy, we shall have to invent Italians."
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:48 PM (tp+tP) Mussolini-glowing-eyes dot png Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (/3H+p) 228
Maj Healey that was frightening
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (xhxe8) 229
201 In CA the bloom is off the sensimmilla.
Complete decriminalization has led to a fall off in sales, even the illegal sales, from what I'm hearing. Posted by: gourmand du jour, I wonder if this is a reduction in tourism and out of state trade? Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (Cpxov) Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (ATSTk) 231
>>>Look, this made us targets of assassination. Would I do that to myself? Would the five of us have done that to ourselves? It's quite implausible.
Note that Roberts was not one of the 5. He sided with the left and voted to uphold Roe. Nothing in this story contradicts my theory that Roberts was the leaker. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (gv7Yb) 232
Imagine if she and David Hogg...never mind, don't. I shudder to think of the result.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2023 06:50 PM (OX9vb) I doubt he'd be able to get the little admiral to salute. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (/xaUq) 233
I wonder what Fetterman's wingspan is?
Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (AmoqO) Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:52 PM (tzir9) 235
i bought a ticket for John Wick 4 tomorrow but I found out it's 2 hours and 50 minutes long. I think I might cancel. I can't be sitting in a theater for three hours. That's crazy.
I read there are 14 action sequences. Now that is crazy. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:52 PM (iHBZj) 236
He also seems to be mentally unstable and entered a period of extreme paranoia, antagonism and projection.
He should probably take some time off and get his shit in order. Bed's probably a mess, he should make his damn bed. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (up/3i) Not a fan but he seems to have been justified in his paranoia etc etc Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 06:52 PM (/3H+p) Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:52 PM (tzir9) 238
233 Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (AmoqO)
CON-DOR MANNNNNNNN https://youtu.be/n9AI7Y772ic Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:53 PM (Lzpvj) 239
Federal Court Declares Assault Weapon and Magazine bans to be UNCONSTITUTIONAL
youtube.com/watch?v=_NLHt6c8tcA Federal judge grants injunction against Illinois "assault weapons" and magazine ban https://tinyurl.com/48bd5wdn Gun owners and Second Amendment advocates won a huge victory on Friday with U.S. District Judge Stephen McGlynn’s order granting a preliminary injunction against the enforcement of Illinois’ ban on so-called assault weapons and large capacity magazines. McGlynn delivered a strong rebuke to the architects of the ban in his ruling: Bruen clearly holds that the Second Amendment protects “possession and use” of weapons “in common use” not just weapons in common use for self-defense as Defendants’ argued. Even if there was a requirement that the “common use” of an “arm” be self-defense, AR-15 style rifles would meet such a test considering that 34.6% of owners utilize these rifles for self-defense outside of their home and 61.9% utilize them for self-defense at home. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 28, 2023 06:53 PM (MFZ8i) 240
Crowder lost me with the Daily Wire hubbub. He says "it wasn't about the money, but those bastards at the wire offered me an insultingly low amount."
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2023 06:53 PM (f1kZG) 241
Rastafarian Bob's Real Gone Ganja
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 06:53 PM (FVME7) 242
https://is.gd/lOQfJc
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (/xaUq) ....... Gee, I sure hope she doesn't pop a couple of buttons. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T) 243
Divorce will bring out the absolute worst in everyone. Not always, but it's pretty standard behavior.
Only in rare instances (if ever) am I interested in rubbernecking upon that which I'm not actually THE fly on the wall. Simply not my business and I'm not interested in making it so. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 06:53 PM (aXxgO) 244
237 AXE THROWING.
FUCKING AUTOCUCUMBER Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:52 PM (tzir9) No, Ace Throwing is more funner…. Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (PCK5/) 245
So now Crowder's Ring camera footage has been released, and he does come off as a dick in the part that was released. But whoever released it, and it seems to me that would have to be the ex, is a dick too.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 06:46 PM (ceWVe) The footage shouldn't have been released. But I don't believe anybody was coming after Crowder - in fact everybody had forgotten about the Daily Wire thing until he started bringing it up again. Crowder recording Jeremy was a shit move - after he'd turned down the contract and then tried to get Jeremy to say something. I mean, WTF? Move on dude. Nobody cares, but he had it in for DW. I certainly don't have a dog in the fight, I can't think of anybody save for Matt Walsh I have any respect for at DW. And Crowder was the one that went after Candice, literally months after she said to pray for him. His ex employee dude (can't remember his name) mentioned divorce when talking about his departure, and that set Crowder off again. And the dude predicted 100% that Crowder would come out the next day and announce his divorce for pity points. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (zB/T/) Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (Lzpvj) 247
i understood the ace-throwing as ax-throwing, no problem.
actually I just read it as "ace try throwing" and knew you meant axes Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (iHBZj) 248
Oh, Iran pirated a oil tanker going from Kuwait to Houston
Something about better terms from Sundowner, or more payments from Barky Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe8) 249
https://is.gd/lOQfJc
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:41 PM (/xaUq) I got her Pronostico right here! Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (/3H+p) 250
I can't believe nobody ever thanked me for securing the release of all those hostages at Natakomi Plaza.
Posted by: Hans Gruber at April 28, 2023 06:55 PM (VNwRd) 251
248 Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe
"Er we give them money to fund their attacks on us this will force them to grow up." //ValJar Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:55 PM (Lzpvj) 252
Case in point:
Tricia Helfer Not heavily made up: https://is.gd/4JmwXq Full Six get up: https://is.gd/zPeE9b Now, beautiful in either, but I know which one gets my motor running a lot faster. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:55 PM (/xaUq) 253
I love Ann-Margret. She was the polar opposite of fucking Hanoi Jane. And much better looking.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 06:55 PM (T/Lqj) 254
247 i understood the ace-throwing as ax-throwing, no problem.
actually I just read it as "ace try throwing" and knew you meant axes Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (iHBZj) So Ewok Tossing is right out then??? Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:55 PM (PCK5/) 255
I'm of the opinion that 95 percent of women are either hawt or could be hawt if they wanted to be (have normal weight, don't hate the universe, etc.). Kinda sucks for the other 5 percent, but that's what booze is for.
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (PZvjL) Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (v0R5T) 257
248 Oh, Iran pirated a oil tanker going from Kuwait to Houston
Something about better terms from Sundowner, or more payments from Barky Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:54 PM (xhxe Nah. Retaliation for earlier US "diverting" of Iranian oil shipment to China. Thumbing nose at our sub fleet. CHN certainly laughing. Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (/3H+p) 258
bought a ticket for John Wick 4 tomorrow but I found out it's 2 hours and 50 minutes long. I think I might cancel. I can't be sitting in a theater for three hours. That's crazy.
Before I sit that long, I'll just pull the camper out to Gunsite, and do that for a week. Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (wvwzL) 259
No matter, BATF is now a above God Bureaucracy they will do what they want.
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe8) 260
"253 I love Ann-Margret. She was the polar opposite of fucking Hanoi Jane. And much better looking."
Better actress too. Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (gLRfa) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (/xaUq) 262
>>actually I just read it as "ace try throwing" and knew you meant axes
I bet it is super hard to do while piloting a Vespa. Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 06:57 PM (UBUkf) 263
I thought Gowdy had a Flock of Seagulls haircut.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 06:57 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 06:57 PM (aXxgO) 265
My favorite Ann Margret role was when she was in “ Magic”..
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:57 PM (PCK5/) 266
He also seems to be mentally unstable and entered a period of extreme paranoia, antagonism and projection.
He should probably take some time off and get his shit in order. Bed's probably a mess, he should make his damn bed. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 06:51 PM (up/3i) Yeah, recording Jeremy was too far. The contract was straightforward, but Crowder had to make enemies out of everybody. Him against the world. I sort of gave up on him over a year ago - he just started to come across as not the fresh, funny young kid from 10 years ago, but rather a curmudgeon with a score to settle. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (zB/T/) 267
261 I am trying to think of the longest movie I watched in the theater.
Gettysburg, maybe? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (/xaUq) Gone with the wind Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (bs+z0) 268
I thought they were saying: ace throwing (shade) is great!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (/xaUq) 269
Gee, I sure hope she doesn't pop a couple of buttons.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T) That's a horrible thing to say! Posted by: NC Ref at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (fnmJK) 270
Ann Marget was sexy covered in Baked Beans.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (/3H+p) 271
AXE THROWING.
FUCKING AUTOCUCUMBER Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:52 PM (tzir9) Dang, for a moment I thought I was going to learn about AOSHQ After Hours. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (tp+tP) 272
261 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (/xaUq)
Zack Snyder's Justice League.... or Wyatt Earp Wyatt Earp was so long I made a pizza....harvesting the wheat, killing the cow, slicing the tomatoes and cooking it with solar rays. Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 06:59 PM (Lzpvj) 273
Again I always have to wonder - why do conservatives do this shit to each other?
You will never, ever find someone on the left that is willing to backbite another lefty to this extent. They lay down covering fire for each other when the allegations are as serious as diddling kids and are well-substantiated. Conservatives see a chink in the armor and go full bore to kill the person in the figurative sense at the first opportunity. Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2023 06:59 PM (oXNqT) 274
267 261 I am trying to think of the longest movie I watched in the theater.
Gettysburg, maybe? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (/xaUq) Gone with the wind Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (bs+z0) Schindler’s List. Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 06:59 PM (PCK5/) 275
235 i bought a ticket for John Wick 4 tomorrow but I found out it's 2 hours and 50 minutes long. I think I might cancel. I can't be sitting in a theater for three hours. That's crazy.
Posted by: ace The only sane reason to make a 3 hour movie is if the Director plans to clean out the houses of the audience during the show. Rent a bunch of U-hauls and clean them out. Watch out - they have your address from the credit card... Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 06:59 PM (Cpxov) 276
She of the Titanic surprise nudity.
Remember the days when the biggest movie ever had big beautiful breasts? What have we become? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:34 PM (/xaUq) ---- Yeah, but wait until you see the size of Rose's cock in the remake. Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 28, 2023 06:59 PM (VNwRd) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:59 PM (/xaUq) 278
"Gettysburg, maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:56 PM (/xaUq) Gone with the wind Posted by: It's me donna at April 28, 2023 06:58 PM (bs+z0) Schindler’s List." Ben-Hur Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2023 07:00 PM (gLRfa) 279
Unless John Wick is delivering the One Ring to Mordor and shooting Sauron in the fucking wraith-face, three hours is excessive.
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 07:00 PM (iHBZj) 280
Weingarten's only concern from 2020 to now, and going forward, was/is Teacher Safety. There was solid evidence beginning in late 2020, maybe earlier, that kids were not susceptible to the COVID bug and were not dangerous carriers and spreaders. CDC and Fauci and all the doom-saying doctors on TV either didn't tell that to local politicians and the teachers, or the pols and teachers ignored the evidence due to pressure from teachers union leaders.
Yet the teachers portrayed themselves, helped by the Media, as more concerned about student safety than parents, and braver than any policemen, firemen, and soldiers who ever lived. (types/deletes) Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 07:00 PM (AMIL/) 281
Fox News is not going to "fix this" Fox News is not going to recover. Fox News is Dead. Oh, they'll limp along as Mitch McConnell's idea of a network, but they'll never be anything but a sockpuppet foe GOP-e and thei part of the deep state. Why bother? I'll never watch it again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2023 07:01 PM (BUqir) 282
Love Thy Neighbor ... When tempted to ridicule people wearing face diapers, please consider that they might be undergoing chemotherapy.
Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2023 07:01 PM (JklXp) 283
Ace, go see JW4. It is a great way to spend 3 hours. I did it and I will see it again.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 28, 2023 07:01 PM (+8w2C) 284
To Steven Crowder and Candace Owens: shut the fuck up and sing.
Crowder is a strange cat and Candace is not being completely honest herself. There's dirt on both of them. We will never defeat the left. We crow about how eventually their factions will turn on each other but then you see shit like this on ours. Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2023 07:01 PM (IlL6s) 285
@261
>>I am trying to think of the longest movie I watched in the theater. Gone with the Wind is almost 4 hours long Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 07:01 PM (up/3i) 286
>>Unless John Wick is delivering the One Ring to Mordor and shooting Sauron in the fucking wraith-face, three hours is excessive.
One Ring to Rule them all. ...and One to Kill Fido. Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (UBUkf) 287
Again I always have to wonder - why do conservatives do this shit to each other?
Easy answer. Seriously. Put this shit on the sidebar. Liberals always agree that more government is better. Conservatives argue about the proper form of what government is better. You won't see a Conservative, ever, arguing that less government leading to a shitty outcome is good in the long run. Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (wvwzL) 288
"Unless John Wick is delivering the One Ring to Mordor and shooting Sauron in the fucking wraith-face, three hours is excessive."
But Ace we'd love to have your movie review. Do it for the Horde. Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (gLRfa) 289
i bought a ticket for John Wick 4 tomorrow but I found out it's 2 hours and 50 minutes long.
....... and he didn't run out of ammo? Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (v0R5T) 290
No one is admitting to watching “ Titanic”
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (PCK5/) 291
Ben-Hur
Posted by: Tuna at April 28, 2023 07:00 PM (gLRfa) Well before my time. When the screen curtains widened for the chariot race, it must have been amazing. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:03 PM (/xaUq) 292
273 You will never, ever find someone on the left that is willing to backbite another lefty to this extent.
They lay down covering fire for each other when the allegations are as serious as diddling kids and are well-substantiated. Posted by: ballistic at April 28, 2023 06:59 PM (oXNqT) Eh, they eat their own too, they just don't do it quite as publicly and they don't do it when it's Go Time. Manly showdown at high noon that often leaves two casualties vs. assassins in the dark that make the target just disappear. Which kind of tracks the two sides' cultural values, when you think about it. Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 07:03 PM (PZvjL) 293
286 >>Unless John Wick is delivering the One Ring to Mordor and shooting Sauron in the fucking wraith-face, three hours is excessive.
One Ring to Rule them all. ...and One to Kill Fido. Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (UBUkf) Fido Baggins… Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:03 PM (PCK5/) 294
What Movies were longer than the LOTR films?
Titanic? But only a homo would watch that, in or out of a Theater. Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 07:03 PM (UBUkf) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2023 07:03 PM (63Dwl) 296
>>>283 Ace, go see JW4. It is a great way to spend 3 hours. I did it and I will see it again.
Oh I'll definitely see it, but I don't know if I can hack 3 hours in the theater. Also, with action stuff, sometimes I want to pause and go back to see something i missed because it went by too fast. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 07:03 PM (iHBZj) 297
@290
>>No one is admitting to watching “ Titanic” Titanic is a spectacular, cinematic achievement, but it's not even 3.5 hours long, pfftt. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 07:04 PM (up/3i) 298
290 No one is admitting to watching “ Titanic”
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (PCK5/) Oh, I saw it in theater. The nudity was welcome before the ship hit the iceberg. Then things picked up. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:04 PM (/xaUq) 299
I drink too much water to sit through a theee hour movie.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 07:04 PM (+HJQT) 300
Andre La Plume is my pen name, for what it's worth.
Posted by: Oscar Madison at April 28, 2023 07:04 PM (Nn3xT) 301
No one is admitting to watching “ Titanic”
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (PCK5/) I watched it to find out if the ship always sank. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 07:04 PM (tp+tP) 302
292 Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 07:03 PM (PZvjL)
Jim "Killer" Miller understood that.... https://youtu.be/88Ts-djVVHc Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 07:04 PM (Lzpvj) 303
Does John Wick still have any blood left? Or do they finally disclose that he's actually a Terminator?
Like Die Hard's McLane who walks over broken glass. Dozens of times. Using his entire torso. Wick has the body parts and fluids of a dozen people. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (aXxgO) 304
298 290 No one is admitting to watching “ Titanic”
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (PCK5/) Oh, I saw it in theater. The nudity was welcome before the ship hit the iceberg. Then things picked up. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:04 PM (/xaUq) And DiCaprio died a horrible death… there’s that too. Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (PCK5/) 305
Some of my cow orkers have pledged to keep wearing theirs. Because, science. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (jn9fL) ------- Someone said they were keeping theirs because science and I said, "Yes, I thought about that too, since they discovered that the CO2 levels from mask wearing was causing jaw deformities. I figured that my mask would cover it and no one would know but I hadn't developed any jaw deformities yet, THANK goodness. So I am free to not wear a mask so people can see that." People like this believe CO2 is so evil that they don't even question it. Next time I saw her. No mask. She made sure I could see she had no jaw deformities. Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (RLLZj) 306
There Will Be Blood was six hours long right? It sure felt like it.
Posted by: No one of importance at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (MNhXM) 307
No one is admitting to watching “ Titanic”
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:02 PM (PCK5/) ........ *looks around, puts away hankie* Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (v0R5T) 308
235 i bought a ticket for John Wick 4 tomorrow but I found out it's 2 hours and 50 minutes long. I think I might cancel. I can't be sitting in a theater for three hours. That's crazy.
Posted by: ace Yeah, we're going to have to wait for streaming. We're old--can't go three hours without a bathroom break. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (OX9vb) 309
306 Posted by: No one of importance at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (MNhXM)
DRAINNNNNNNNAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE! //Worth the wait Posted by: sven at April 28, 2023 07:06 PM (Lzpvj) Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:06 PM (us2H3) 311
@306
>>There Will Be Blood was six hours long right? It sure felt like it. It's an RCH under 3 hours, drank your milkshake it did. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 07:07 PM (up/3i) 312
I think I saw part of Titanic on HBO when I was like 13 years old. Yes, *that* part, and being 13 years old it took me some time to fully grasp that I had just seen bewbs and the significance thereof.
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 07:07 PM (PZvjL) 313
bought a ticket for John Wick 4 tomorrow but I found out it's 2 hours and 50 minutes long. I think I might cancel. I can't be sitting in a theater for three hours. That's crazy.
Look at it this way: You'll get more good movie minutes per dollar than you would for any shorter movie. IMHO. Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 07:07 PM (AMIL/) 314
I can't imagine anything more weird than real life for some people.
I also can't imagine anything more weird than fake life for real people. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 28, 2023 07:07 PM (Q4IgG) 315
255 I'm of the opinion that 95 percent of women are either hawt or could be hawt if they wanted to be (have normal weight, don't hate the universe, etc.). Kinda sucks for the other 5 percent, but that's what booze is for.
Posted by: CppThis Anyone remember nodding along to Mongo Jerry's "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,...." It used to be that that 5% were good people, if unfortunate. Now it seems the worse they look - the crazier they are. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 07:07 PM (Cpxov) 316
Tulsi Gabbard for Fox?
Posted by: Lars Pilsen at April 28, 2023 07:08 PM (kJH1Z) 317
>>>Petromasculinity? Like gassed up & manly?
Posted by: scampydog >Flatularity. Gassed up and working the comedy club circuit. Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 28, 2023 07:08 PM (KVGVf) Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:09 PM (V13WU) 319
There Will Be Blood
Is that considered petro-masculinity? I have to think that was 102 octane petro-masculinity. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 07:09 PM (aXxgO) 320
It is interesting that some of the longest films ever are all pretty good films.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 07:09 PM (up/3i) 321
being 13 years old it took me some time to fully grasp that I had just seen bewbs and the significance thereof.
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 07:07 PM (PZvjL) ......... All of a sudden the world made sense. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 07:09 PM (v0R5T) 322
Ace could t be happier that Thiel isn’t backing Trump
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 28, 2023 07:09 PM (MwHgU) 323
Johnston also cautioned against releasing it to the world, noting that while some parts should be made available, the document in its entirety "in the wrong person's hands would be astronomically dangerous."
Because you have, for the last 30 years or so, created an class of citizens so fundamentally uneducated that , in your opinion, they cannot make rational, adult decisions? Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2023 07:09 PM (anj39) 324
Tulsi Gabbard is far too conservative for Fox… J/K… but maybe not..
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:10 PM (PCK5/) 325
Next time I saw her. No mask.
She made sure I could see she had no jaw deformities. Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:05 PM (RLLZj) You'd better not be making that up, because that is awesome. Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 07:10 PM (tp+tP) 326
I have often wondered if those baked beans were later sold at a premium.
Posted by: Capitalism Rocks! at April 28, 2023 07:10 PM (Nn3xT) 327
Hurricanes / Islanders just dropped the puck...game on!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2023 07:11 PM (CCSxw) 328
seriously , who else did they fire ?
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU) 329
Tulsi Gabbard is far too conservative for Fox… J/K… but maybe not..
Posted by: tubal at April 28, 2023 07:10 PM (PCK5/) ****** She works for Fox now. Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 07:12 PM (NpAcC) 330
"Literally nothing else is as important as children . . ." Thank you.
Posted by: jumpininhere at April 28, 2023 07:12 PM (XSbFq) 331
JW4 is good, you know what you're going to get. Unless you're going to see it at a nice theater with reclining chairs and beverage service I'd wait to watch it at home.
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2023 07:12 PM (IlL6s) 332
seriously , who else did they fire ?
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU) ....... Maria Bartiromo? Or was that just BS? Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 07:13 PM (v0R5T) 333
seriously , who else did they fire ?
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:11 PM (V13WU) **** Bongino Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 07:13 PM (NpAcC) 334
>>>@318 ... Dan Bongino
Posted by: Kathy at April 28, 2023 07:13 PM (JklXp) 335
>But only a homo would watch that, in or out of a Theater.
Posted by: garrett I saw it on a date with a lady. Tall willowy blonde type. That night, we engaged in spirited coitus. So ecce non homo. Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 07:13 PM (geLO8) 336
If you think "Make An Ugly Woman Your Wife" is by Mongo Jerry, you are definitely on the right blog and will remain so for the rest of the election cycle.
I've been holding back a bit, perhaps, but: Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2023 07:14 PM (jYCXf) 337
i don't object to 3 hours of john Wick, just three hours at the theater.
what if i have to make water? There really aren't long "talking parts" I can skip out during. and what little talking there is is probably necessary just to keep you updated on the plot. Posted by: ace at April 28, 2023 07:14 PM (iHBZj) 338
323 Because you have, for the last 30 years or so, created an class of citizens so fundamentally uneducated that , in your opinion, they cannot make rational, adult decisions?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2023 07:09 PM (anj39) Oh, I think it's far worse than that. It's because they have, for the last 30 years or so, created a class of citizens that's totally irredeemably nuts and only marginally attached to reality, always a hair's breadth away from taking out their aimless rage at existence itself on someone or something. It's the 800 ton gorilla in the spree-killing room that NOBODY wants to talk about. Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 07:14 PM (PZvjL) 339
Tulsi Gabbard is far too conservative for Fox… J/K… but maybe not..
She's too "not send the troops to project power" for the Boomers here. Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 28, 2023 07:14 PM (wvwzL) Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 07:15 PM (geLO8) Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:15 PM (us2H3) 342
336 If you think "Make An Ugly Woman Your Wife" is by Mongo Jerry, you are definitely on the right blog and will remain so for the rest of the election cycle.
I've been holding back a bit, perhaps, but: Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 28, 2023 07:14 PM (jYCXf) Mungo Jerry is the plague. Huh. I knew it was not MJ, but did not know it was Jimmy Soul. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:15 PM (/xaUq) 343
>She's too "not send the troops to project power" for the Boomers here.
Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent what's a boomer Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 07:15 PM (geLO8) 344
i don't object to 3 hours of john Wick, just three hours at the theater.
what if i have to make water? ........ wear your stillsuit. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 07:16 PM (v0R5T) 345
Remember when corporate whore romney said "corporations are people" and the Democrats pretended to freak out? Now those same people are cheering Disney for suing Florida, in part, for Florida violating their First Amendment rights. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 07:16 PM (XMGPZ) Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 07:17 PM (jFyB2) 347
I don't understand this conversation. I have to go to the bathroom at least once during any movie. And have my whole life.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 07:17 PM (qbmV0) 348
Bongiiiiino...ok. I thought he left on his own. Maria is still there. Her husband is a big dial in the financial circles and she is on Fox Bidness. May not be as much of a threat to Murdoch's delusions as Tucker.
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU) 349
what's a boomer
Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 07:15 PM (geLO To find out, you must first give me a ping...one ping only please. Posted by: Captain Marko Ramius at April 28, 2023 07:17 PM (CCSxw) 350
*big deal...not big dial..
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:18 PM (V13WU) 351
Because you have, for the last 30 years or so, created an class of citizens so fundamentally uneducated that , in your opinion, they cannot make rational, adult decisions?
Posted by: Diogenes They need to toughen up. I remember watching the Watts riots and knowing dad had to drive into LA. I was little. Viet Nam, 1993 TT, ATF, 2001. Posted by: Infidel at April 28, 2023 07:18 PM (/0+YE) 352
You'd better not be making that up, because that is awesome.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 07:10 PM (tp+tP) We had a science teacher who was so into the whole masking thing she was double masking those N97 masks or whatever they were. She had so little oxygen she could barely walk down the hall. She did have enough to sneer at the rest of us science deniers. I had a weak moment. I regret nothing. Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:18 PM (RLLZj) 353
Oh no someone got the singer of a song wrong. So much so that someone had to break there silence to correct and admonish this person for that travesty. We are lucky we have such brave persons lurking.
Posted by: No one of importance at April 28, 2023 07:18 PM (MNhXM) 354
Also stopped hearing shitlibs rant about Citizens United recently.
It used to be the worst thing ever (it was and still is). Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:18 PM (3X5sl) 355
344 i don't object to 3 hours of john Wick, just three hours at the theater.
what if i have to make water? ........ wear your stillsuit. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 07:16 PM (v0R5T) #astronautdiapers Posted by: Lisa Nowak at April 28, 2023 07:19 PM (CCSxw) 356
Wait for a boring part and go pee. Sheesh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2023 07:19 PM (qbmV0) 357
349 To find out, you must first give me a ping...one ping only please.
Posted by: Captain Marko Ramius at April 28, 2023 07:17 PM (CCSxw) I know a former sub force guy who hates that movie with a passion on technical-accuracy grounds. Naturally, I love giving him shit about "the historical documents." Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 07:19 PM (PZvjL) 358
out of Polyarny
Posted by: DB - fiercely petronormative at April 28, 2023 07:19 PM (geLO8) 359
Not surprising that Alito knows who the leader is but can't prove it. I think the evidence is strong against Breyers top clerk, who left the court when he did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2023 07:19 PM (q3gwH) 360
I saw Casablanca at the Granda in Dallas in the mid 80's
it was great on the big screen I went with my now wife and we were acting like a couple of teenagers. Alcohol was involved unfortunately, sitting a couple of rows back was a good friend of my then wife oops Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (us2H3) 361
ace: "...and what little talking there is is probably necessary just to keep you updated on the plot."
Plot? Everyone and his sister is shooting at Wick and he eviscerates them. And then the ritualistic family rules and tattoos get more Byzantine only to discover Wick has crossed yet another line and made even bigger enemies. The End. You can enter a Wick movie anytime and know exactly where you are. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (aXxgO) 362
355 344 i don't object to 3 hours of john Wick, just three hours at the theater.
what if i have to make water? ........ wear your stillsuit. Posted by: wth at April 28, 2023 07:16 PM (v0R5T) #astronautdiapers Posted by: Lisa Nowak at April 28, 2023 07:19 PM (CCSxw) *deep cut golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (/xaUq) 363
Bongiiiiino...ok. I thought he left on his own. Maria is still there. Her husband is a big dial in the financial circles and she is on Fox Bidness. May not be as much of a threat to Murdoch's delusions as Tucker.
Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:17 PM (V13WU) ****** He kind of did. Rumor is that he was asking for a lot more money than they were willing to pay and he kind of implied they couldn't come to an agreement. Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (NpAcC) 364
Sad thing about Hunt For Red October, I don't think I can enjoy it anymore because of that scene at the end where ARREC BARRWIN coldly blows away the saboteur. For reasons that should be obvious...
Posted by: CppThis at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (PZvjL) 365
Puppies...I need puppies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (lGAue) 366
FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT IMPOSITION INCLUDES FREEDOM FROM STATE-SANCTIONED POLITICAL/SEXUAL INDOCTRINATION IN GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS, WHICH PARENTS ARE FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO FUND AND CHILDREN ARE FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO ATTEND
This is too long to be a bumpersticker unless you own a Humvee and print it in very small font. Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (xhaym) 367
Fox is going to keep their so call conservatives on a short leash
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe8) 368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBO_10GVf74
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2023 07:22 PM (a3Q+t) 369
Not surprising that Alito knows who the leader is but can't prove it. I think the evidence is strong against Breyers top clerk, who left the court when he did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2023 07:19 PM (q3gwH) I suspect the then Justice-to-be Jumanji. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 07:22 PM (aD39U) 370
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (NpAcC)
I thought he was still under contract like Tucker per earlier post discussions? Posted by: No one of importance at April 28, 2023 07:22 PM (MNhXM) 371
Weingarten is a Communist bitch, they wanted schools shut down so teachers had vacation away from the rabble kids
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM (xhxe8) 372
@363
>>He kind of did. Rumor is that he was asking for a lot more money than they were willing to pay and he kind of implied they couldn't come to an agreement. He pretty much explained on his program that he really didn't want to work on the weekends anymore and wanted to move from the weekend to a spot day side, plus he wanted more money. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM (up/3i) 373
@338 CppThis-I spent too much time in Matt Taibbi's Substack comment section yesterday. What you describe in your comment is exactly what I was thinking yesterday after the experience, Interesting mix now with right and left in there. Scary part is clicking some of these lefties bios in the comment section They aren't nobodies or random lefty chuckleheads.
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM (IlL6s) Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM (us2H3) 375
Against all odds, I have finally mowed my lawn. Attaboys welcome.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM (MvF+J) 376
i don't object to 3 hours of john Wick, just three hours at the theater.
what if i have to make water? You will miss John killing 20-40 High Table assassins. Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM (AMIL/) 377
FYI: I enquired about the jaw deformity story of the nearest f*male.
Me: Hey baby read this. Is it real? Her: Hmmm. Yes, if Lily is pretty. Prob very pretty. Me: Like super hot? Her: No. Pretty. Me: wut? Her: Pretty. Me: Ah. So this was a power move? Her: That's annoying but yes. Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:24 PM (3X5sl) Posted by: Just the punchline at April 28, 2023 07:24 PM (UBUkf) 379
Literally nothing else is as important as children, so if "libertarians" have decided that protecting children isn't important enough to make a fuss about, than libertarians can go hang.
_________ Libertarians have always thought that. At least 90% of them. Children get in the way of your fun with Dagny and Dominique. And they necessarily entail bonds which are not contractual in nature. Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2023 07:24 PM (TgBWG) 380
unfortunately, sitting a couple of rows back was a good friend of my then wife
=== I heard about a guy, stockbroker, who was newly wed and was so into love that had hookers visit him when wife was not home. Lived in a fancy high-rise. Wife's friend showed up same time as hooker was interacting with doorman, asking to go up to his penthouse or whatever. That was one expensive divorce. Posted by: runner at April 28, 2023 07:24 PM (V13WU) 381
The physics defying bulletproof bespoke clothing made JW4 just another superhero movie.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 07:24 PM (aD39U) 382
"Weingarten is a Communist bitch,"
Teacher's unions are militant laborite commies. You thought the Wobblies were bad? Look at CTU. Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 07:25 PM (MvF+J) 383
365 Puppies...I need puppies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2023 07:20 PM (lGAue) https://is.gd/i3XvNp or https://is.gd/vWa8Hd Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:25 PM (/xaUq) 384
I thought he was still under contract like Tucker per earlier post discussions?
Posted by: No one of importance at April 28, 2023 07:22 PM (MNhXM) ******** He's probably still getting paid until his contract runs out, he just won't be on television. Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 07:25 PM (NpAcC) 385
Libertarians are also fans of getting rid of those pesky age of consents laws
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2023 07:25 PM (lO5WT) 386
@374
>>Titanic winning over As Good As It Gets was BS one of the endless Oscar fuck ups. Probably one of the best distillations of Jack Nicholson playing Jack Nicholson ever captured on celluloid. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (up/3i) 387
hey aren't nobodies or random lefty chuckleheads.
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM (IlL6s) Mostly bots. The internet is fake and gay. Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (3X5sl) 388
i don't object to 3 hours of john Wick, just three hours at the theater.
what if i have to make water? Isn't that what the high-capacity drink cups are for? The ushers love your consideration of containing it in those handy personal urinals rather than creating streams on the floor. Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (YXHzG) 389
if we're lucky, they'll replace Tucker with Shapiro
Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (us2H3) Posted by: Lisa Nowak at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (CCSxw) 391
Weingarten actually did us a favor without meaning to. But for the shutdowns and "distance learning", we'd have no idea of the true extent of communist/Marxist/LBGTQabcd indoctrination going on out of parents' view.
So, Randi, you GD scrunt, thanks for all you did. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (aXxgO) 392
"what if i have to make water?"
Exactly. What if I want to rewind to catch a bit of dialogue I missed? What if I want to adjust the volume, or turn on subtitles? What if I want to see a fine movie that isn't playing in theaters and never will? Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (MvF+J) 393
/off deranged astronaut sock
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2023 07:27 PM (CCSxw) 394
389 if we're lucky, they'll replace Tucker with Shapiro
Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:26 PM (us2H3) More reason NOT to watch Fox. Wait, are we talking his sister on a trampoline? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:27 PM (/xaUq) 395
Literally nothing else is as important as children, so if "libertarians" have decided that protecting children isn't important enough to make a fuss about, than libertarians can go hang.
_________ Libertarians have always thought that. At least 90% of them. Children get in the way of your fun with Dagny and Dominique. And they necessarily entail bonds which are not contractual in nature. Congrats. Your opposition also thinks "protecting children" is the top of the menu. They just think it's important by cutting on them. Taking them to drag shows. And so on and so forth. Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 28, 2023 07:27 PM (wvwzL) 396
And they necessarily entail bonds which are not contractual in nature.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2023 07:24 PM (TgBWG) Perfectly said. Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:27 PM (3X5sl) 397
Attaboys welcome.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 07:23 PM Aside from the inherent sexism, how do you know how attas identify? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t) 398
They’ve been showing a lot of Bogart movies on Movies! channel. He was a bad guy for most of his movies. They also showed the last movie he made, The HarderThey Fall. I thought it was a really good boxing movie. Made it while he had cancer.
Posted by: No one of importance at April 28, 2023 07:28 PM (MNhXM) 399
Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis said this summer she will announce whether or not Donald Trump and his allies will be indicted for crimes related to alleged interference in Georgia's 2020 election
_________ Wasn't that the one with the really crazy juror? Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2023 07:28 PM (TgBWG) 400
397 Ha! Attapersons. Boys that identify as atta.
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 07:28 PM (MvF+J) 401
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:24 PM (3X5sl)
Hah. I'm a 63 year old grandma. The teacher and I were on the same varsity debate team in high school. She's always been insufferable. So yeah it was a power move because she's a nitwit. Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:28 PM (RLLZj) 402
The physics defying bulletproof bespoke clothing made JW4 just another superhero movie.
JW5 the Armani designed suit will include a way to convert the kinetic energy into life-force. Wick will get stronger with every shot captured by his suit. Dramatically alter the strategy. Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 28, 2023 07:28 PM (YXHzG) 403
@387 Thesokorus-Ive run into bots elsewhere but these clowns weren't bots. Really wish they were though.
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2023 07:29 PM (IlL6s) Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:29 PM (us2H3) 405
So yeah it was a power move because she's a nitwit.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:28 PM (RLLZj) Like Andre the Giant punching a midget? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:29 PM (/xaUq) 406
Wrong:
@RichSementa 30m Trump: “Biden's not old, that's not his problem. He's got other problems, but he doesn’t have old problems.” Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2023 07:30 PM (jzzG8) 407
First Republic Bank was trading at $120 on Mar 1. It's at about $1.20 today. FDIC receivership appears to be its only way forward.
https://tinyurl.com/3c2ejkz9 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2023 07:30 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2023 07:30 PM (CCSxw) 409
Wrong:
@RichSementa 30m Trump: “Biden's not old, that's not his problem. He's got other problems, but he doesn’t have old problems.” Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2023 07:30 PM (jzzG8 He has to say that if he’s going to be the nominee. Posted by: No one of importance at April 28, 2023 07:31 PM (MNhXM) 410
I also saw a shot at Crowder for mocking a Downs Barbie, which really is a bit low.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2023 07:31 PM (TgBWG) 411
Trump: “Biden's not old, that's not his problem. He's got other problems, but he doesn’t have old problems.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2023 07:30 PM (jzzG DJT is so good. He's making it so he isn't "punching down". Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:31 PM (3X5sl) 412
>> First Republic Bank was trading at $120 on Mar 1. It's at about $1.20 today.
Strongest Economy in History. Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 07:32 PM (UBUkf) 413
And Weingarten has done the impossible: she has lowered my opinion of teachers' unions.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2023 07:32 PM (TgBWG) 414
He pretty much explained on his program that he really didn't want to work on the weekends anymore and wanted to move from the weekend to a spot day side, plus he wanted more money.
I think the truth is that Bongino didn't want to be slimed by FOX so he agreed to their bullshit. Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 28, 2023 07:32 PM (YXHzG) 415
Like Andre the Giant punching a midget?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:29 PM (/xaUq) More like making sure you have developed an immunity to iocaine powder. Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:32 PM (RLLZj) 416
Stinky Joe is incontinent. I think that counts as an old man problem.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 07:32 PM (aD39U) 417
Crowder looks like the scary side of a gloryhole
Posted by: REDACTED at April 28, 2023 07:33 PM (us2H3) 418
People are throwing axes in here? Yep, Friday night.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2023 07:33 PM (u73oe) 419
Next time I watch JW4 it will be specifically to count how many times he is hit by a vehicle and fall from high places landing flat on his back(think it was three on the falls).
Posted by: JROD at April 28, 2023 07:33 PM (IlL6s) 420
More like making sure you have developed an immunity to iocaine powder.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:32 PM (RLLZj) Very well played, ma'am. *golfclap* PB ref double play. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 07:34 PM (/xaUq) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2023 07:34 PM (CCSxw) 422
410 You ain't seen nothing yet. Crowder has burned everybody, and they're all itchin to dish about it. Tabloid Heaven!
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 07:34 PM (MvF+J) 423
I'm of the opinion that 95 percent of women are either hawt or could be hawt if they wanted to be (have normal weight, don't hate the universe, etc.). Kinda sucks for the other 5 percent, but that's what booze is for.
Posted by: CppThis -- And one of the most hateful things that the cross-dressers do, even beyond the blackface of making fun of women, is that they make life even worse for ugly women because at least people used to know they were women and some ugly guy might at least check one out across the room. Now that ugly men are ugly women, no one is giving ugly women a second look at 10+ yards because they might be a man. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 28, 2023 07:35 PM (+MSSo) Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at April 28, 2023 07:36 PM (kvDvI) 425
Doesn't matter who Fox picks up, they won't be free to say what they want if they wanted too
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 07:36 PM (xhxe8) 426
nood
Posted by: Minister Of Formica at April 28, 2023 07:36 PM (MvF+J) 427
I saw Titanic when it first came out, and, I swear, when that final scene with Jack and Rose reuniting in the afterlife, I could hear people loudly sobbing all over the theatre.
Posted by: Toad-O at April 28, 2023 07:38 PM (cct0t) 428
I'm a 63 year old grandma. The teacher and I were on the same varsity debate team in high school.
She's always been insufferable. So yeah it was a power move because she's a nitwit. Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:28 PM (RLLZj) "Wow. She's kinda scary." Pls tell me you have called ppl "nitwit" in real life to their face (idc if true just say you have). Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:38 PM (3X5sl) 429
That blonde-haired thing just behind Weingarten's left shoulder, tranny, or what? Yeesh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2023 07:38 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 28, 2023 07:39 PM (CCSxw) 431
427 I saw Titanic when it first came out, and, I swear, when that final scene with Jack and Rose reuniting in the afterlife, I could hear people loudly sobbing all over the theatre.
Posted by: Toad-O at April 28, 2023 07:38 PM (cct0t) I was laughing behind my hand. Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:39 PM (3X5sl) 432
Sry. Didn't laugh at the afterlife. I laughed when she pushed his ass off the piece of wood.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:41 PM (3X5sl) 433
Pls tell me you have called ppl "nitwit" in real life to their face (idc if true just say you have). Posted by: Thesokorus at April 28, 2023 07:38 PM (3X5sl) Of course I haven't. That would be rude. Not very often anyway. Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 07:42 PM (RLLZj) Posted by: JT at April 28, 2023 07:43 PM (T4tVD) 435
My cousin works on the oilfields in North Dakota. I guess I need to ask him if he's petromasculine.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2023 06:15 PM (tp+tP) https://is.gd/k1mJnF Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2023 06:17 PM (/xaUq) More petromasculinity: https://youtu.be/9yXzZTYjUl0 And there's an upright bass in theband! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2023 07:45 PM (tkR6S) 436
On 22 June 1954, the girls and Rieper went for a walk in Victoria Park in the Port Hills of Christchurch. On an isolated path, Hulme dropped an ornamental stone so that Rieper (the mother) would lean over to retrieve it. Parker had planned to hit her mother with half a brick wrapped in a stocking. The girls presumed that one blow would kill her but it took more than 20.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 28, 2023 06:40 PM (fs1hN) Geeze. New Zealand has been fucked longer than I thought. If that crime taken place in Canada in 1954, there's a good chance both those girls would have been hanged. As indeed they ought to have been. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2023 07:59 PM (tkR6S) 437
But this is Seattle. And people still wear masks Outside.
Some of my cow orkers have pledged to keep wearing theirs. Because, science. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 06:42 PM (jn9fL) You need to make some giant spiky Covid virons out of ping-pong balls, and dangle them on strings from the brim of an eyeshade. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2023 08:02 PM (tkR6S) 438
"But I think it's the Toxic Masculinity of Evil White Christian Men who do to the environment what Joe Biden did to Tara Reade."
Hey, but the environment was wearing a short skirt! Posted by: Bamanarama at April 28, 2023 08:24 PM (zV1uM) 439
if "libertarians" have decided that protecting children isn't important
Ace, understand that most libertarians are progressives*, but with some occasional measure of taking responsibility thrown in. Pillar of Progressivism = Hedonism Pillar of Libertarianism = hedonism The prime difference is Progressives don't think there should be any consequences for hedonist acts, while Libertarians think there should only be personal consequences and very few, if any, legal ones. Also, it's not political. Progressivism is a religion. (As is libertarianism to a great many of them.) Posted by: GWB at April 28, 2023 09:31 PM (jjYpq) 440
I've practiced law for fifteen years, including family law with some divorces. My free advice to the Crowders: keep your divorce out of the public eye. Is Steven Crowder a crap human being off the air and an even worse husband. I believe it.
But you know what doesn't help? Candace Owens airing his dirty laundry on the internet. If Hilary Crowder had a competent lawyer, she would have been advised that child support is calculated by a percentage of income. Before we even get to the question of alimony and property division, Steven Crowder is potentially worth millions if his show on Rumble succeeds. Airing this video and potentially destroying his audience takes money out of Hilary Crowder's pocket in child support and settlement. Candace Owens is exploiting her. Posted by: Eric at April 28, 2023 09:53 PM (LsIVc) 441
The bamboozled horde. Nothing is new under the sun. TRUMP 2024.
Posted by: Nispee ruckzel at April 28, 2023 10:02 PM (A77eV) 442
So am I the only one who misread that as 'ptero-masculinity' and thought being a leather-winged flying dinosaur living on a cliff-face sounds pretty damned masculine to me? I'm pretty sure even the female pterodactyls and pteranodons were pretty damned butch.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at April 28, 2023 10:04 PM (aJEt5) 443
If I ever spoke to my wife like that, I'd be on the fucking BBQ.
And, honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. Posted by: stv at April 28, 2023 10:40 PM (/dqoc) 444
do they (both Owens and Crowder) know how ridiculous a spat like this is? they both look like pigs and you never wrestle with a pig.
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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at April 29, 2023 12:28 PM (7+6WS) 446
Randi the malificent is just following the Dem's political playbook as exemplified by the Resident: Look 'em right in the eye and lie through your teeth.
It's like the mobster on trial pleading innocent- everyone knows that it's pro forma, but he has no choice. If he pled guilty, suborning the jury would be a waste of time. They have to spread the bullshit to make stealing the next election look plausibly honest. Posted by: buddhaha at April 29, 2023 10:46 PM (a22ZT) 447
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