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The Washington Post's Media "Reporter:" AKSHUALLY We in the Media Have Been Telling Democrats Our Questions In Advance for Years and Years and There's No Problem With That, We've Decided
Remember when I was saying yesterday that the press pre-submitting their questions in advance to Biden so that his handlers could write up answers for him and they press and President could together run a con on the public was a corrupt practice?
Never mind, it turns out I was wrong. The Washington Post says they do that all the time for (Democrat) politicians and officials, and it's good that the press hides this from the American public.So my bad!!!
President Biden offered such a long and nuanced response to the first question he got at Wednesday's White House news conference that it almost seemed that he knew in advance what the reporter would ask. As it turns out, he more or less did. A photo of Biden holding a note card during the presser may have inadvertently revealed one of the dirty little secrets of presidential news conferences: They're less spontaneous and freewheeling than they appear to be, with a fair amount of stage managing behind them. The card in Biden's hand, titled "Question 1," clearly directs the president to call on a Los Angeles Times reporter, Courtney Subramanian. The card has Subramanian's name (including a how-to-pronounce guide to her last name), her affiliation and even a headshot. More importantly, photos taken by an Agence France-Presse photographer show what Subramanian was likely to ask about. Under the heading, "Foreign Policy/Semiconductor Manufacturing," the card reads, "How are YOU squaring YOUR domestic priorities -- like reshoring semiconductors manufacturing -- with alliance-based foreign policy?" Which is generally what Subramanian asked Biden about when he called on her at the joint news conference with South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol: "Thank you, Mr. President," she began. "Your top economic priority has been to build up U.S. domestic manufacturing in competition with China. But your rules against expanding chip manufacturing in China is hurting South Korean companies that rely heavily on Beijing. Are you damaging a key ally in the competition with China to help your domestic politics ahead of the election?"That sounds bad, right? But don't worry -- Paul Fahri, media shyster, I mean media "reporter," is here to tell you that the press has engaged in this corrupt practice for years, and the media has decided You Don't Need to Know.
Yes... and that's what makes this corrupt.
How did Biden -- or, more accurately, his press handlers -- know that question was incoming, and know to call on Subramanian? The answer is because they asked her. For many years, White House press employees have routinely polled reporters about their priorities and interests in advance of news meetings to anticipate what their boss might be asked when he or she appears on the podium. The practice is also common in news conferences with cabinet secretaries, such as the Secretary of Defense and Secretary of State. "Every White House press office will try to go around and take the temperature" of reporters, said a veteran White House reporter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because his employer had not authorized him to comment. "They want to look smart in preparing their boss for what we'll throw at him."
Press staffers as far back as the George W. Bush administration did so, he said. Presidents have tended to call on the reporters his aides have directed him to, he said. President Trump was the most likely to go off script and take questions from anyone, though Trump also made a habit of calling on reporters from outlets he knew were supportive of him.Oh yeah, sure sure sure, the media was running a con on the American people to make George W. Bush look prepared and knowledgeable. As you well know, The media was heavily invested in making Bush look prepared and knowledgeable and giving him a heads up about difficult questions they planned to ask about Iraq and Abu Ghraib.
... White House officials declined to speak on the record, and Subramanian didn't respond to a request for comment. A spokesperson for the Los Angeles Times, Hillary Manning, said Subramanian didn't provide White House officials with a specific or even general question in advance of the news conference. However, while covering Biden on a trip abroad, the reporter mentioned to officials that semiconductors was "one of several topics she might want to cover," said Manning. ... Knowing that a reporter wants to ask about a topic the president wants to emphasize can help cull the list of who'll be called on to ask a question in the first place.Yeah, we know. That's what makes this corrupt. You're telling the president what you're going to ask so he can call on you if and only if he has a good answer prepared for that question.
Conversely, it can act as an early-warning system, alerting the president to avoid a reporter who might raise an uncomfortable subject -- say, Biden's possession of classified documents or Republican efforts to emphasize the federal investigation of his son, Hunter Biden.I love how this "news professional" -- by which I mean genius -- is telling us these things as if it wasn't obvious on the face that this system exists so that liberal reporters can make sure they're called on by asking softball questions that they've teed up for Biden in advance.
EXCEPT FOR THE LITTLE FACT THAT YOU WON'T BE CALLED ON NEXT TIME AND YOUR ACCESS WILL BE CUT OFF. I mean, except for that, there's no rule about asking a different question than the one you pre-submitted. "Nevertheless," he sniffs -- as if all of this is above-board -- he complains that the RNC is making an issue of rampant press corruption and collusion with the Democrat party.
As a rule, however, reporters say their pre-press conference responses to these inquiries don't preclude them from changing the subject and asking anything they want.
But... that is what happened. As usual, the media is not here to report the actual news, but suppress reportage of it, and if they cannot fully suppress reportage of the news -- then to lie and tell people that the Unauthorized News that slipped out doesn't matter anyway.
Nevertheless, the Republican National Committee's research arm aimed to capitalize on the optics of Wednesday's episode. Over a photo of Biden and the note card, the organization tweeted: "Biden used a cheat sheet at today's press conference -- with a reporter's question written on it.
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze Wash Post to the rescue. See this happens all the time. Calm down.
By the way, the LA Times denies it provided Biden with the question its reporter asked of Biden. That Joe Biden -- who is well known to be a genius of such profundity as to be virtually unfathomable to the ken of mere men -- must have just intuited it, his Godlike Intellect analyzing every atom of data and every quiver in the reality-streams through which we flow like leaves on a ever-mutating river in order to predict the future by simply analyzing all possible outcomes and discarding from that Possibility Space all but the most likely future. Yeah that's what happened. Obviously. I mean, as Sigmund Freud said: "A-doyyy."
Holden
@Holden114 Should be easy to give examples during the Trump administration.
The Los Angeles Times is denying submitting questions to the White House ahead of Wednesday's press conference after a photo of the president's cheat sheet showed a general summary of a question asked by the paper's reporter. The vice president of communications for the Los Angeles Times, Hillary Manning, provided the following to statement to Fox News Digital: "Our reporter did not submit any questions in advance of the Q&A with President Biden. Courtney Subramanian covers the White House for the Los Angeles Times. As such, she is in regular contact with the White House press office seeking information for her reporting. You would have to ask the White House who prepared the document for the president and why they included that question." Fox News Digital reached out to the White House for comment but has yet to receive a response.
Dana PerinoThanks to redridinghood.
@DanaPerino A press conference is not a take home test. Biden cheat sheet shows he had advance knowledge of journalist's question
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 03:13 PM (xhxe8)
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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 03:16 PM (PiwSw)
The Free Press is an effing myth. It's a joke. It's gone. It will not return.
Journalism major = dumbass who wants to be an activist.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 28, 2023 03:16 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 03:16 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 28, 2023 03:17 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 03:18 PM (dTFZY)
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Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 03:18 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 03:18 PM (YIVH2)
Topic is sickening. Throw up a Gainzzz open thread and call it a day.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 03:18 PM (enJYY)
Because we know he was never asked to do this, but I'm sure saw it happening in real time.
Posted by: Scott_T at April 28, 2023 03:19 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:19 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 03:19 PM (pIKd9)
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However much you may hate the media, it's never enough.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 28, 2023 03:19 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Are you suggesting that FJB *isn't* the prophesied Kwisatz Haderach?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (YIVH2)
Seems the major semiconductor manufacturers don't like the idea of having the federal government as a "partner" who has "equity" in the plants that may be built.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (iOTWL)
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Maybe he was tired of being asked about the Russian Stormy Piss-Bed Dementia Putin-Stooge Hoax Supreme Court Nominee Rape Tax Evasion Can't Handle Stairs Virus for the eightieth time in a row that day. Or maybe nah bro.
Honestly has there ever been a president so willing to stand in front of a demented press and riff on their questions for two hours at a time for days and days in a row? But he "liked friendly outlets".
These people are such frauds and wastes of shit.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (py2fD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Odd...................
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2023 03:21 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2023 03:21 PM (oHd/0)
Is all this ethical or proper? Of course not. But I'm surprised at all the pearl-clutching over something I always figured was de rigueur.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 03:21 PM (iFTx/)
Seems the major semiconductor manufacturers don't like the idea of having the federal government as a "partner" who has "equity" in the plants that may be built.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Maybe that's what the Administration hoped.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:21 PM (py2fD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2023 03:21 PM (Xrfse)
Because we know he was never asked to do this, but I'm sure saw it happening in real time.
Posted by: Scott_T at April 28, 2023 03:19 PM (2waQ7)
Yes. The dog that isn't barking here. If he knows that this is the policy, why didn't he blow the whistle on this himself - much earlier than this week.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM (CwhoI)
Reporters don't feed the White House questions.
Total lie.
The White House feeds the reporters questions.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM (py2fD)
Posted by: Tony Aroma at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM (INZTe)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM (iOTWL)
https://tinyurl.com/5n7h6xdn
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: The Deep State at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:20 PM (iOTWL)
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"Fairy" has always been pronounced "fah-ree". Just like "Namor" has always been pronounced "nah-mor." We just didn't know it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (2hlEI)
Right?
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM (/iWhV)
I have pictures.
Posted by: Irena Briganti at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (El6CU)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (py2fD)
Saying the quiet part out loud, huh?
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (yUjc0)
If you were thinking he’s the one, he’s NOT
thegatewaypundit.com/2023/04/abc-news-host-
tells-rfk-jr-hes-too-critical-of-the-cia-proceeds-to-
censor-him-while-speaking-about-vaccines/
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 28, 2023 03:24 PM (MwHgU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sam Donaldson's Toupee at April 28, 2023 03:24 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
The New Reality of this is that ChatGPT can probably handle both ends of this "dialogue" between the Media and President Sundown. And it would likely be clearer.
Let me be clear.....there is probably more "intelligence" in so-called "AI" then there is in the Press Whores and Shithead Biden.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (ceWVe)
If you were thinking he’s the one, he’s NOT
Posted by: Gonzotx at April 28, 2023 03:24 PM (MwHgU)
Well DUH. He's a Democrat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's happening at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (lG0Zc)
Total lie.
The White House feeds the reporters questions.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM
Yes. Exactly this.
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I did it for bush.
And see what happened to me?
Posted by: Michael Douglas at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: 496 at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (7fIMs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: Drama Queen at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (Nn3xT)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (ceWVe)
Joe likes ice cream.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)
CNN, Jim Acosta (obligatory hideous photo)
"Did YOU hit Stormy Daniels like a screen door in a windstorm? Was it YOUR intent to hammer her like a roofer in a hurricane?"
Yup. Looks like the WaPo was truth tellin.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (rj6Yv)
Kayleigh. Damn. Talk about smart and hawt!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell's facelift at April 28, 2023 03:27 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (vcOmj)
A pile of dogshit has more intelligence than the press or Biden.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2023 03:27 PM (h3tqt)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:27 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:27 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
If you were thinking he’s the one, he’s NOT
. . .
NO surprise that RFK would know Biden and consider him "a friend", and I would never vote for RFK anyway.
But it doesn't change the fact that RFK has balls for going after Big Pharma AND pointing out the role the CIA played in the assassination of his uncle JFK
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:28 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (iOTWL)
________________
I'm not saying don't try to hang it around their necks. But I don't see why so many people seem surprised by this.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
F**k these press c**ts in their f**king ears.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 03:28 PM (kR67p)
"A photo of Biden holding a note card during the presser may have inadvertently revealed one of the dirty little secrets of Biden news conferences: They're less spontaneous and freewheeling than they appear to be, with a fair amount of stage managing behind them."
President Trump did what he wanted, as noted above.
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (oMkPq)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (Egb5W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
She was listening to the ball game!
Posted by: Harry Carey's drunken ghost at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:26 PM (2YtOq)
A good team will have a wide knowledge of situations and possibilities for questions by the press and will prep the boss on all of it.
Liberal assholes, such as Rather, will sacrifice their dignity to try and make an opposition pol look bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
@DanaPerino
A press conference is not a take home test.
Biden cheat sheet shows he had advance knowledge of journalist's question
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sam Donaldson's Toupee
No kidding!
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell's facelift at April 28, 2023 03:27 PM (vcOmj)
Shocked I say!
Posted by: Helen Thomas's Jowls at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (PiwSw)
If you were thinking he’s the one, he’s NOT
His role in this war, I believe, is to deeply split the Democrats. He's not really talking to us.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (pIKd9)
NO surprise that RFK would know Biden and consider him "a friend", and I would never vote for RFK anyway.
But it doesn't change the fact that RFK has balls for going after Big Pharma AND pointing out the role the CIA played in the assassination of his uncle JFK
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:28 PM (mR6Gs)
Hell, I'm betting RFK showered with Joe's daughter too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
@DanaPerino
A press conference is not a take home test.
Biden cheat sheet shows he had advance knowledge of journalist's question
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Danno of Hawai Five-O is dead. His mother was Peter Pan.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (J7wri)
F**k these press c**ts in their f**king ears.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 03:28 PM
I'm having trouble figuring this out. Can I buy a vowel? "D"?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (enJYY)
.. the only upside I see ... Joe Biden is doing one hell of a lot better than John Fetterman
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: George Stepontopofus at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (PiwSw)
The WH actually gave the question to the reporter, telling them what to ask.
But don't worry, that was how the O'f-ckwad WH did it as well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (Cpxov)
@DanaPerino
A press conference is not a take home test.
Biden cheat sheet shows he had advance knowledge of journalist's question
Not dog face-sitting today?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Sara will probably weigh in soon.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (h3tqt)
A press conference is not a take home test.
*raises hand*
"Will that be on the test?"
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (pIKd9)
And Joe likes ice cream.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: George Stepontopofus at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (PiwSw)
Yes. Directly. FOAD, prick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (NpAcC)
Whoa!!! Can't get anything by ol' Lightning Brain Perino!!!
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (RExiB)
Posted by: Sam Donaldson's Toupee
No kidding!
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell's facelift at April 28, 2023 03:27 PM (vcOmj)
Shocked I say!
Posted by: Helen Thomas's Jowls at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (PiwSw)
The hell you say!
Posted by: Cokie Robert's Snizz at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (Egb5W)
Posted by: brak at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (25k9m)
@DanaPerino
A press conference is not a take home test.
Biden cheat sheet shows he had advance knowledge of journalist's question
Not dog face-sitting today?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Grrrrrrrr!!!
Posted by: Zombie Jasper at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
That sounds fake but accurate!
Wait, what?
Posted by: Dan Rather! King Baby at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (vcOmj)
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Lemme guess, that's German for "a-pussy", amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (lb+Sl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (pIKd9)
Posted by: Calvinball at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (5Al3g)
Posted by: 496 at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (7fIMs)
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Some mysteries should remain unsolved...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (rJ48h)
"A photo of Biden holding a note card during the presser may have inadvertently revealed one of the dirty little secrets of Biden news conferences: They're less spontaneous and freewheeling than they appear to be, with a fair amount of stage managing behind them."
President Trump did what he wanted, as noted above.
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 28, 2023 03:29 PM (oMkPq)
It's more than this. It's bad enough to say that Biden answered questions that were given to him in advance. Only (very, very marginally) justifiable if a presser is supposed to communicate his administration's policy. It's on another planet, however, if the press characterizes his performance as indicative of a vital, sentient POTUS. That editorializing makes this much, much worse.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (/iWhV)
The WH actually gave the question to the reporter, telling them what to ask.
But don't worry, that was how the O'f-ckwad WH did it as well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (Cpxov)
Exactly
Posted by: Zombie Jasper at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (mR6Gs)
Lemme guess, that's German for "a-pussy", amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (lb+Sl)
A cünt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:30 PM (e2onP)
His role likely more to split off potential Republican voters
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (RExiB)
But we live in clown world not a sane world.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (Xw30l)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (pIKd9)
Total lie.
The White House feeds the reporters questions.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:22 PM
Yes. Exactly this.
Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (dTFZY)
Only reporters who promise to ask the question we give you, and only that question, will ever be picked to ask a question in the President's press conferences. Also, if refuse to do this you and your network or newspaper will never be chosen for an exclusive interview of the President. Clear?
Posted by: KJP, Psaki, and all Democrat WH Press Secretaries before them at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (AMIL/)
Sara will probably weigh in soon.
Posted by: JoeF.
And she weighs a lot, too. I mean, she leaves potholes in the sidewalk when she jogs.
I mean, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (rJ48h)
Didn't I spell it out for you???
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (2YtOq)
>>Whoa!!! Can't get anything by ol' Lightning Brain Perino!!!
What do you expect from a woman who wrote a book about her supposed irreplaceable companion and then went out and got a new dog a month after he died.
JUSTICE FOR JASPER!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (kR67p)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (Xw30l)
HA! They'll show YOU. There's not going to BE any debates! So THERE!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Calvinball at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (5Al3g)
Ya just gotta roll with them
Posted by: REO Speedwagon at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (RExiB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (gvzCD)
"Will that be on the test?"
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:31 PM (e2onP)
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"Rock Stars have kidnapped my son!" *leaves the room*
*girl jots it down in her notebook*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 03:35 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 28, 2023 03:35 PM (VdGjU)
His role likely more to split off potential Republican voters
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM
(RFK) Yeah, that's my worry. Get behind him for 1 issue and ignore the other 99 that are helluva more frightening.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 03:35 PM (enJYY)
and, they don't even have to circle back because they never seem to step in their own crap twice. Once and done, moving on .....
Posted by: old chick at April 28, 2023 03:35 PM (sOete)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:35 PM (RHGPo)
And the press went, "woot, sign us up!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (RHGPo)
Again, you need to parse what they are saying. Press staffers did this, not necessarily George W Bush press staffers.
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (RiUof)
Now, smell my finger.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (N5C4b)
Because they are lying to the American people, assisting in this stagecraft to make it look like he can answer any random questions.
And again, as said, name one Republican you've done this for in tung last 30 years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (0hOvj)
The reporters NEVER would have a greed to ask questions that were submitted by the Bush or Trump WH
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2023 03:37 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: Bosk at April 28, 2023 03:37 PM (VMFAF)
The reporters NEVER would have a greed to ask questions that were submitted by the Bush or Trump WH
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)
They would have revealed ANY attempt at this IMMEDIATELY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (N5C4b)
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I'm assuming the press will be informed of the change after it happens?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:38 PM (2YtOq)
*girl jots it down in her notebook*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 03:35 PM (xPJvm)
Almost Famous
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:38 PM (mR6Gs)
>>The reporters NEVER would have a greed to ask questions that were submitted by the Bush or Trump WH
Actually if my failing brain serves me correctly, there actually was a scandal with reporters asking questions that were submitted by GOP Presidents and the WH Press Corp went ape sh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 03:38 PM (kR67p)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 28, 2023 03:38 PM (foLDN)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 03:38 PM (xhxe8)
Disappointed Ace is the Ace who withholds GAINZZZ! Threads on Fridays, doesn't regularly include bat content in The Café, and possibly even falls prey to the blandishments of Big Penguin.
Please, I beg you, with tears in my eyes, Do Not Disappoint Ace! Embrace the Pointing Finger of Mystery!
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2023 03:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Maybe get biden to stroke out on live teevee. That would be worth the price of admission.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (y2qFh)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (RHGPo)
Last I read, Carlson's two-minute Tweet video has had over 70,000,000 views.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)
BTW I absolutely hate the use of 'pre-something'. Totally unnecessary.
".... pre-submitting their questions in advance ..."
in advance already alludes to 'previously'
Just a pet peeve of mine, particularly 'pre-owned'.
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (qfLjt)
The rest of the media will then cite to Snopes as a "fact check" that proves the claim that it was a cheat sheet is false.
A circle jersey of lies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (5EnGD)
But a press conference should be all-bets-are-off. Notice the operative word "should." I know they don't really operate this way.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (iGfKR)
Seeing how the WH press corps responds to this, compared to African reporters with a modicum of spine, is absolutely illuminating. These people have no standards, except defending their own privilege and MAPs.
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (DTm0P)
Posted by: Calvinball at April 28, 2023 03:32 PM (5Al3g)
Ya just gotta roll with them
Posted by: REO Speedwagon at April 28, 2023 03:34 PM (yUjc0)
Time to face the strain
Posted by: Bowie at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)
The reporters NEVER would have a greed to ask questions that were submitted by the Bush or Trump WH
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:37 PM
Hey, it's the weekend and cocktail time in a few hours. Gotta Mitt Romney you can sucker me in with again? It was really good the last time. I think I broke my 'e' key from pounding a response.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (enJYY)
If Dem politicians were treated the same as Republicans, we might have a chance to save this country.
Alas, the truth is bad for Dems and therefore suppressed.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (6Tc2R)
Maybe get biden to stroke out on live teevee. That would be worth the price of admission.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (y2qFh)
Hold one debate. Just one, between Joe and RFKj.
All will be revealed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Facts. Logic. Troof. at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (VsUo2)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)
They would have revealed ANY attempt at this IMMEDIATELY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
A 24/7 scandal on every network for weeks.
A D does it...it's SOP, you silly ignorant fools.
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (FQWHA)
But Lloyd Bridges as the president is... almost painfully familiar these days. It was played as an outrageous nonsense, comedic impossibility: he's so out of touch, demented, and idiotic that it was funny. Back then. Today its almost painful because that's exactly what we really have in office other than the body modifications. I doubt Joe Biden's skin is asbestos.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (FVME7)
".... pre-submitting their questions in advance ..."
in advance already alludes to 'previously'
Just a pet peeve of mine, particularly 'pre-owned'.
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (qfLjt)
NIC card.
Network Interface Card card. Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (N5C4b)
I don't agree they should cancel the pressers
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (RExiB)
I kinda like that version of ace. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox
Or
Announce a presser and THEN turn the WH press room into an indoor shooting range
Posted by: Calvinball at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (5Al3g)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (gmo/4)
Last I read, Carlson's two-minute Tweet video has had over 70,000,000 views.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)
Trump should do this. Two minute commentaries, polished, practiced and no juvenile antics/ Once a week or so.
It would be highly effective I think.
Posted by: Bowie at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (enJYY)
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The GOPe is salivating at the idea of PDT losing to Biden and being able to crow, "See, no one wants that criminal in office!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)
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Though if you inserted a handkerchief in one ear, you could certainly pull it out the other...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (YIVH2)
Network Interface Card card. Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Tunafish.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)
If Joe Biden personally fought Saddam Hussein with a lightsaber, I'd be alright with him having a term in office.
You know, I kind of wonder if Charlie Sheen's life would have been different from merely calling himself Estevez, like his brother.
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (DTm0P)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:33 PM (RExiB)
Or maybe he actually IS pissed the CIA killed his dad.
And his uncle.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (ceWVe)
Network Interface Card card. Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Tunafish.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (PiwSw)
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Hot Water Heater
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:43 PM (2YtOq)
Say what you will about pappy Bush, he knew how the game was played on that score.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2023 03:43 PM (ZWh79)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2023 03:43 PM (gmo/4)
Pre-canned questions and answers on TV?
Do You Know What We Used To Call That Exact Thing?
We used to call it an INFOMERCIAL.
Remember Infomercials?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 03:43 PM (XMGPZ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
Goddammit, that bastard is on my plane again!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 03:44 PM (y2qFh)
Yeah I could live with that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:44 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Can't NOT think of this song when hearing / reading that phrase!
https://youtu.be/PD-MdiUm1_Y
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 03:44 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 03:44 PM (XMGPZ)
Again, you need to parse what they are saying. Press staffers did this, not necessarily George W Bush press staffers.
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (RiUof)
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Good catch.
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos .. at April 28, 2023 03:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ancient Aliens Narrator at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (eFxeZ)
Posted by: Fox Is Finished at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (Nn3xT)
Alejandro Mayorkas, the current Secretary of Homeland Security
Avril Haines
Director of National Intelligence
ChatGPT
Director of Artificial Intelligence
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2023 03:44 PM (y2qFh)
---------------
*Taps nurse on the shoulder from adjoining seat.
Hi!
Posted by: The Woodpeckers at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (h3tqt)
Network Interface Card card. Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Tunafish.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
Automated Teller Machine (ATM)...machine
Personal Identification number (PIN)...number
Posted by: Calvinball at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (5Al3g)
Posted by: BougieBob at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (xm/G0)
...and feeds Biden the answers. I'd love to see them get out of sequence.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM (Sv58p)
Do you know what an "advertisement" is really in an official political-state setting?
It's PROPAGANDA.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (XMGPZ)
>>Ratings from last night show that The Kilmeade Hour finished behind a greatest hits edition of Storage Wars-Best of Dave Hester on A&E.
You know you are in the suck when your show places behind Hoarders and Dr. Pimple Popper.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (kR67p)
It would be highly effective I think.
Posted by: Bowie at April 28, 2023 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Look, it's not hard to find Donald Trump's work, which is apparently what you want, on TruthSocial, Rumble, or even YouTube. And yes it is effective, because a large number of people are seeing it.
Something else: the fact Trump gets half as many likes on TruthSocial as he does on YouTube indicates that the platform is much healthier than the lugenpresse leads us to believe.
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (DTm0P)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)
The DNC sets the rules for candidate eligibility to participate in primary season debates. I am sure the rule for 2024 will be: Only candidates with a 45 percent or greater voter preference in all statewide polls will be eligible. That should nix both RFK JR and Marianne Williamson, along with any other challenger(s). The DNC will adjust the voter preference percentage or add qualifications as-needed to keep Joe out of primary season debates.
Posted by: KJP, Psaki, and all Democrat WH Press Secretaries before them at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2023 03:23 PM (2hlEI)
Do the one about Uranus, again!
[snrk]
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (xhaym)
ATM machine
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (gvzCD)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:47 PM (rj6Yv)
45s
I think it's incumbent upon we Republicans to think carefully about who we choose to nominate for President in 2024.
We need a man of moral integrity, high-mindedness, honesty and clean living to not only represent us as a people, but to also be a standard bearer for the Grand Old Party
We should think long and hard and choose wisely.
Candidates known to be moral reprobates and under indictment need not apply
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:47 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 28, 2023 03:43 PM (ZWh79)
Of course he did, he was the head of the CIA.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
".... pre-submitting their questions in advance ..."
in advance already alludes to 'previously'
Just a pet peeve of mine, particularly 'pre-owned'.
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (qfLjt)
NIC card.
Network Interface Card card. Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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Good one Sponge. I also laugh at ATM machine.
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos . at April 28, 2023 03:47 PM (qfLjt)
++++
Exactly how a free press that speaks truth to power should behave, and what they should enable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: KJP, Psaki, and all Democrat WH Press Secretaries before them at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (AMIL/)
If they fuck up badly enough, and they might, that could exclude Joe himself. A quick change would fix it, but what a humiliation.
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (DTm0P)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (3vCGB)
Posted by: It's happening at April 28, 2023 03:25 PM (lG0Zc)
So whatever you do, don't look!
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (RiUof)
Anymore. the safest long term way to process any information from the WH or the media is to assume its a lie and forget it.
Or to use the computer function of:
(Inverse) string: 'What they said'
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (enJYY)
[snrk]
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (xhaym)
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Oh, that's pronouced "veeblefetzer".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (2hlEI)
++++
Oh no! An Evil Republican ... called it like it was.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)
Is This Something, Ace?
Ace, you're a D&D and general nerd.
Did you hear about Pinkerton "security" "detectives" being sent to a man's home because he mistakenly received "Magic Gathering" cards, or some "cards" like that?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (XMGPZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)
Pounced! Seized!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (DTm0P)
But he would blow up Twitter
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (mR6Gs)
Hi!
Posted by: The Woodpeckers at April 28, 2023 03:45 PM
Yesterday was National Woody Woodpecker Day, which sadly seemed to go unremarked upon here at the HQ.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RiUof)
Posted by: KJP, Psaki, and all Democrat WH Press Secretaries before them at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (AMIL/)
I wonder if that is the thing, make sure no alternate media like Fox was supposed to be, allows alternate debates.
Imagine Trump inviting JFKJr to a GOP debate
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (xhaym)
Candidates known to be moral reprobates and under indictment need not apply
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:47 PM
Thank you. I can start my weekend secure in the knowledge that Mitt is still a shit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (enJYY)
Disney Claims Cleopatra Was Trans
SciFi Channel Claims Cleopatra Was Extraterrestrial
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (3vCGB)
Most dick-sucking is unscripted
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (mR6Gs)
Capitalize on the optics? Would you have preferred they seize or pounce?
The use of optics is to suggest this isn't how it looks so no big deal. F*** you, it's exactly what it looks like.
Posted by: Alfred Thayer Mahan at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (eOEVl)
++++
I'll bet this is one of those "this is how you lie to Congress" answers.
They didn't provide the questions, you see - there was no communication like, "this is the exact wording of what we will ask." When the real, properly honest answer, "Oh, sure, we *did* tell them the topics we were going to ask, and how those questions would be framed, but we sure didn't give them copies of the questions themselves!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)
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We have to let the minor stuff slide for Black John McCain's funeral year, dig?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (gmo/4)
The greatest Rickroll of all time...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (PiwSw)
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That would be a neat trick given JFK Jr is dead.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RiUof)
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Now do The La Brea Tar Pits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (2hlEI)
Because it was the other way around. Biden's people supplied the question to the LA Times.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (aD39U)
Disney Claims Cleopatra Was Trans
SciFi Channel Claims Cleopatra Was Extraterrestrial
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
Cleopatra was Greek and looked like guy who runs the diner down the street's ugly daughter
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (yUjc0)
Because it was the other way around. Biden's people supplied the question to the LA Times.
Posted by: G'rump928
Exactly!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (XMGPZ)
Posted by: Archer at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (gmo/4)
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You know the people behind the earpiece are very worried Joe will publicly mentally melt down no matter what they do.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (2YtOq)
And they would use intelligence services to spy on their opponent over a story they know they made up.
And they would try to jail an opponent without charging them.
But they would never EVER steal an election.
That would be beyond the pale.
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (sB4ue)
https://is.gd/jyURwd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
LA Times to any Republican: What's the atomic weight of tungsten?
(I stole that from somewhere, but can't remember where).
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)
45s
I think it's incumbent upon we Republicans to think carefully about who we choose to nominate for President in 2024.
We need a man of moral integrity, high-mindedness, honesty and clean living to not only represent us as a people, but to also be a standard bearer for the Grand Old Party
We should think long and hard and choose wisely.
Candidates known to be moral reprobates and under indictment need not apply
Donald Trump is unfit to lead this great nation
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (mR6Gs)
https://bit.ly/44eHSaQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (FVME7)
.. that does meet the minimum requirements for full-time employment
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
++++
Well done, as usual.
Do you need to shower off after you write one of those?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (t0OGg)
That's not a dress, it's an ace bandage.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)
Disney Claims Cleopatra Was Trans
SciFi Channel Claims Cleopatra Was Extraterrestrial
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
Cleopatra was Greek and looked like guy who runs the diner down the street's ugly daughter
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (mR6Gs)
I am seriously disappoint that Body-Positive Cleopatra hasn't been mentioned. Lizzo and Stacey Abrams could check two boxes; Wanda Sykes could check three.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (PiwSw)
https://is.gd/jyURwd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
Those legs will squeeze the lifeblood out of you
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 28, 2023 03:39 PM (iGfKR)
This comment reminds me of the McHale's Navy episode when they put on a Kabuki show.
https://tinyurl.com/3a7cb6dp
Posted by: Beartooth at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (Zo+Li)
Well, that sort of explains the COMPLETE LACK of INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY by the W.H. press corps, except for Doocey and the African dude.
'OK, babe, you're covering the Whitehouse, see? Just look fabulous and sit there and nod sagely at everything the Prez and his spokeswoman says, see? That's all there is to it. For Democratic presidents.'
Posted by: Sphynx at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (P6qMv)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
.... And History Channel claims she's buried on Oak Island?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (ceWVe)
LA Times to any Republican: What's the atomic weight of tungsten?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)
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the atomic weight of tungsten is, Bleen!
Posted by: Joe answers at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (2YtOq)
https://is.gd/jyURwd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
You're hitting the strike zone well today, brother!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (yUjc0)
Candidates known to be moral reprobates and under indictment need not apply
Donald Trump is unfit to lead this great nation
Posted by: JoeF
Disrespectful, go fuck yourself, Mittens. You pathetic piece of shit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (Agdvg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (xPJvm)
https://bit.ly/44eHSaQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (FVME7)
Complete with fellow students standing around filming instead of breaking it up
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (aD39U)
That's the essence of the First Amendment: The Press is free to accept questions from the government and then is free to repeat the government's questions back to the government. Or else.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
Disney Claims Cleopatra Was Trans
SciFi Channel Claims Cleopatra Was Extraterrestrial
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
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Embrace the power of "AND"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 03:55 PM (YIVH2)
Okay, Mitt. I've thought about it, and I've decided you're a twat.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 03:56 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 03:56 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: InZona
Many, many, many years ago I once asked my Spanish teacher after class a question about my libro book, which made her laugh.
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 03:56 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Meme Dog at April 28, 2023 03:56 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Sphynx at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (P6qMv)
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Only sort of, and only in a pretty secondary way. Their partisan hackery explains their behavior, but not really their lack of intellectual curiosity.
Their lack of intellectual curiosity is downstream from their lack of intellect in the first place. Journalists are uniformly very, very stupid people. Not all of them - there are a handful of exceptions - but in general, they're dumber than a bag of hammers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Upper legs could crack coconuts. Calves are unusually underdeveloped by contrast. Especially in those heels. How is that even possible??
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (yUjc0)
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That would be a neat trick given JFK Jr is dead.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (J7wri)
Guess I was lucky I didn't include Wendy O Williams instead
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (xhaym)
But he would blow up Twitter
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 03:49 PM (mR6Gs)
I don't have to imagine. Assuming anyone at Fox or the RNC learned anything from the 2024 cycle, they'll know the action is where Trump is. For better or worse, Trump will set the tone of debates he appears in, and competing events will be generally ignored.
By contrast, Donald Trump is only going to invest minor attention to legacy platforms that he doesn't personally control. Even if YouTube and Facebook ban a presidential candidate, people will still take to Rumble. Conservative Inc. went out of its way not to cover Trump at the NRA, but there's only so long you can do that when the season heats up.
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (DTm0P)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Guess that prick isn't leaving the Senate like he claimed he Wood.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (Agdvg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:58 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: polynikes at April 28, 2023 03:58 PM (ZB6WQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
Those legs will squeeze the lifeblood out of you
If all goes well, yes.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:58 PM (ptElO)
They are all experts on which receptions offer free shrimp cocktails.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)
https://bit.ly/44eHSaQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (FVME7)
Somebody needs to teach those girls how to organize a proper blanket party
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Yummy!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (RiUof)
Just give us more free shit and handouts and we are delighted!
Posted by: Harriet And Blah Blah Nyborg, selfish socialist boomers at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge
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I disagree. Jarrett the Ferret had that question in advance so that she could coach Obama on what to say. It wouldn't have been good optics to have Obama stutter around, trying to decide whether watching Saved By The Bell reruns was more enchanting than sneaking Reggie into Lincoln's bedroom.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (gf7Ez)
Of course they did when they know the bill is not going anywhere. Where were you for the last 30 years you feckless band of cocksucking assholes? Fuck the GOP. They are worthless.
Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (N5C4b)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (d2bW3)
Something else: the fact Trump gets half as many likes on TruthSocial as he does on YouTube indicates that the platform is much healthier than the lugenpresse leads us to believe.
Posted by: trev006 at April 28, 2023 03:46 PM (DTm0P)
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Your Math is wonky? Half as many, say of 100 = 50.
Did you mean half as many AGAIN which would =150?
Posted by: Ciampino - not to split hairs but at April 28, 2023 03:59 PM (qfLjt)
If all goes well, yes.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:58 PM (ptElO)
I don't think it's the lifeblood that will be squeezed out!
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 04:00 PM (RiUof)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 03:58 PM (0hOvj)
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I think you're probably right.
I'm fine with that. The debates are worthless, partisan shit shows where the press openly conspires to help one person and harm the rest. Yes, they are valuable in some specific questions - like when every single hand in the gigantic Democrat field in 2020 went up as being in favor of medical welfare for illegal aliens - but even the rare useful item is never seen again during the campaign.
The "debates" as they're structured, planned, implemented and used are a worthless waste of time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)
tinyurl.com/jmdx5azr
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (Agdvg)
mah brother!!!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 04:00 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Karaoke Joe at April 28, 2023 04:00 PM (KVGVf)
Boys will be boys, and girls will be six foot hulking cement bags of aggressive brute force with iron fists and testicles that could choke a pelican!
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 04:00 PM (Agdvg)
I agree. We have seen what Obama is like when he isn't giving a carefully memorized speech or reading off the teleprompter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 04:00 PM (0hOvj)
tinyurl.com/jmdx5azr
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (Agdvg)
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Nice. Natalie Zea (apparently - she looks quite different in that picture than she did in the only thing I've ever seen her in, which was 'Justified') has a nice set of stems.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
"57 states..."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:01 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe8)
tinyurl.com/jmdx5azr
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (Agdvg)
I like legs in pairs.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (VdGjU)
Network Interface Card card. Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 28, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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Good one Sponge. I also laugh at ATM machine.
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos
When I lived in CA I used to refer to "the el camino real"
It was a joke, but no one laughed.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (Cpxov)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
I thought the proper term was pins.
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (RiUof)
I am too. Even if they were completely non partisan and unbiased with excellent execution, they're basically 100 years out of date. Nobody really cares what the debates have in them unless its a HUGE zinger like Kamala being pasted. But then later, she is appointed vice president so did it really matter?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 04:03 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 04:03 PM (RiUof)
Posted by: micky at April 28, 2023 04:03 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (d2bW3)
If all goes well, yes.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 03:58 PM (ptElO)
I don't think it's the lifeblood that will be squeezed out!
Posted by: InZona
There was a movie, can't remember what it was now, where there was a female spy (I think) who could kill you with the vice grip of her thighs. Every time they brought it up I couldn't help thinking as a way to go, that's not really half bad.
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos
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In Pittsburgh, the dominant network was "Money Access Card" and they were called "MAC Machines." In much of NYS, the dominant network was "Take Your Money Everywhere" and they were called "TYME Machines" ("time machines").
Do regional variations in what an ATM is called still exist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
No Roman patrician at or near the pinnacle of power in the late 1st Century BC would ever publicly reveal a sexual relationship with a non-white woman. Let alone sire a child by her and publicly acknowledge he is the child's father. Julius was smart enough to not make all the patricians and equites despise him for doing the above, along with his legionaries, shortly after a civil war.
Claiming Cleopatra was black is another example of the stupidity of Leftists.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (RHGPo)
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Tell me you only exist in a world of pop culture without telling me you only exist in a world of pop culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)
What's in your wallet ?
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (Agdvg)
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (FQWHA)
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Goldeneye with Famke Jansen?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (RHGPo)
I'll get back to you.
Posted by: Shep! at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (Agdvg)
It's been blocked/restricted. Big surprise, huh?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (AMIL/)
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Ptolemy's granddaughter was definitely Amistad black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Biergood
Goldeneye?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (RHGPo)
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:: headdesk ::
Seriously? That stupid bint can't come with anything other than a freaking TV show from the recent past?
How about the Korean freakin War, Kamala? How about the tight military alliance that has been going on for more than half a century?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (RHGPo)
Yep, the US tells ROSK to do things and kills them if they don't do it right, or fast enough.
Is that what she is saying?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (xhaym)
It was a joke, but no one laughed.
Ever heard of El Camino Way? Not too far from Lake Lagunita, really.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (e2onP)
https://bit.ly/44eHSaQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (FVME7)
Three or more on one shouldn't be a fight, it should be a beating, regardless of relative size. Most kids just don't know how to lay down an asswhooping.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 04:05 PM (RiUof)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (RHGPo)
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A magnum condom and some MDMA.
Posted by: A Sleezebag at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)
There's a version on pr0n-hub, but...
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (1huWu)
Posted by: InZona
Gams!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Get away sticks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (FVME7)
The very same LA Times that refused to release the Barack Obama / Rashid Khalidi Sextape.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (UBUkf)
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (YIVH2)
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That was the best update to the "modern age" the Bond franchise ever consciously made. Not the best Bond movie, just that conscious attempt to put Bond into a time out of step with his cinematic origin's mores.
"You are a dinosaur. I hate you. You don't work in today's world."
-M
*goes off to screw all the chicks, destroy downtown Moscow, and win the day*
-007
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (FQWHA)
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Goldeneye with Famke Jansen?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Ah-ha! Yes, I think that's it.
Posted by: Biergood at April 28, 2023 04:07 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:07 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: InZona at April 28, 2023 04:02 PM (RiUof)
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Pins. Stems. Gams. Sticks. The best friends that sometimes must part.
Lots of 'em. I'm very inclusive when it comes to this topic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
M*A*S*H is the official intertwined history of the US and South Korea, dummy!
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 04:07 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 28, 2023 04:08 PM (Xrfse)
ITs a combo. First, they are ignorant enough to think Egyptians are Africans and all Africans are black so Cleopatra was black. Literally, they think that.
But also... this is part of a series produced by Will "the bitch" Smith's bald wife Jada about Great African Women.
And there... aren't a lot of great African women in history. So they have to come up with pretty much anybody they can think of in history. But Jada wants them all to be black because remember, all Africans are black in their minds.
So no matter WHAT anyone says and what history points out and how idiotic they are and how much people mock them, they cannot change the casting or Jada will fire them and hire someone who will put a black woman in that role to fit her show's concept.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 04:08 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah. And with a tremendous recency bias, at that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:08 PM (t0OGg)
So I've been told.
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 04:08 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah. And with a tremendous recency bias, at that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:08 PM (t0OGg)
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It's always Year Zero. Anything older has dangerous ideas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
45s
Those of us fortunate enough to have been chosen by the wonderful people of our beautiful states have a special obligation to see to it that no one man is above the laws of this great nation and I'm calling on Donald Trump--recently indicted by a New York Grand Jury-- to suspend his campaign until his case is adjudicated by the courts,
It's unseemly to have an indicted man run for the highest office in the land and it sends a wrong message to our enemies
Again, I say--Donald Trump is unfit for the office of President
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 04:09 PM (Agdvg)
btw, if this "spin" sounds familiar, it should.
It's exactly the same bullshit spin the WaPo uses for its fake "fact-checks."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (XMGPZ)
"You are a dinosaur. I hate you. You don't work in today's world."
-M
*goes off to screw all the chicks, destroy downtown Moscow, and win the day*
-007
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
Goldeneye was very much placed in an empire in collapse
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 03:57 PM (Agdvg)
mah brother!!!
Posted by: Doof at April 28, 2023 04:00 PM (yUjc0)
First time I watched Justified I hated her character for a little while. But damn - them gams. And I ended up liking her. Becuz I'm a dude what likes legs on a dame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (d2bW3)
It was a joke, but no one laughed.
Ever heard of El Camino Way? Not too far from Lake Lagunita, really.
Posted by: t-bird
Don't you mean the El Camino Way?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (Cpxov)
Posted by: JoeF.
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Dude there are a lot of noobs here who don't realize you a goofing on that spaz. You've got his voice nailed.
Posted by: He deserves to be goofed on tho at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2023 04:09 PM (Agdvg)
*removes boiling brussels sprouts from the stove*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (xPJvm)
So, wapo, I suspect, was going to fake "fact-check" this, but figured it would be a stretch, so they assigned a fake "reporter" to just spin it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (XMGPZ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (kHEJ8)
-007
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)
Goldeneye was very much placed in an empire in collapse
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (xhaym)
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It was, but the joy of it, for me at least, is that Bond himself remained unchanged. It had the potential to make him a more fun character since he was out of step with his time.
But then the Broccoli's turned the Brosnan era into a bad Roger Moore imitation, and they wasted him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
"You are a dinosaur. I hate you. You don't work in today's world."
-M
*goes off to screw all the chicks, destroy downtown Moscow, and win the day*
-007 posted TJM
I sometimes think "Goldfinger or Goldeneye?" Coin toss.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Kindltot
Goldfinger and Goldeneye are my favorite Bond films.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (d2bW3)
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They'll leave eventually. Whatever assuredly *very* evil cocktail of life-extension drugs these people use will eventually run out of steam. I am confident that not one of them will "serve" beyond his 120th birthday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:12 PM (RHGPo)
M*A*S*H is the official intertwined history of the US and South Korea, dummy!
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2023 04:07 PM (e2onP)
Better yet: Pork Chop Hill
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2023 04:13 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at April 28, 2023 03:48 PM (XMGPZ)
I think that falls under the rubric of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes". Presumably, this was not some rando that got the cards in the mail because of postal fuckup. I mean, if something like that landed in my mailbox, I'd likely simply write "unknown at this address" on the package, and drop it in a mailbox. Probably some guy contracted to review shit like this, so if he gets the wrong cards, he's contractually bound to return them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2023 04:13 PM (tkR6S)
That's not a dress, it's an ace bandage.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)
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Roll with it.
Posted by: Ciampino -- not to split hairs but at April 28, 2023 04:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (kHEJ
It did prove Dubya had some good shoe-dodging reflexes.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 04:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 28, 2023 04:10 PM (Cpxov)
Andale. Unless you can catch a cab.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 04:13 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SMOD
In before someone says "Nothing will happen."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:14 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: PG at April 28, 2023 04:14 PM (84jHt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 04:14 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: SMOD
In before someone says "Nothing will happen."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:14 PM (d2bW3)
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Oh, there will be gesticulating for the camera, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
What are 'Magic Gathering' cards?
Posted by: Ciampino --- not to split hairs but at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 28, 2023 03:51 PM (J7wri)
You need the Audubon Guide to "Kennedys Still Found in the Wild".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (tkR6S)
Strange as it may sound, the American government can function without a healthy president.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (RHGPo)
Circling back to the slogan, Woodward, Tom Hanks and, of course, Bezos became heros for the O&Joe people & the Trump h8ers.
Posted by: Lola - ALL of the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (GshMh)
The Press?
The Deep State?
Big Tech?
He needs to be a little more specific.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (PiwSw)
Strange as it may sound, the American government can function without a healthy president.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (RHGPo)
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So we've entered the, "president isn't very important but we have to destroy Republicans from trying to get it," stage of things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ciampino --- not to split hairs but at April 28, 2023 04:15 PM (qfLjt)
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If you have to ask, you really don't want to know...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 28, 2023 04:16 PM (YIVH2)
I know that it may seem crass for Democrats to worry more about partisan politics than the mental acuity of the country’s most powerful person. But it’s not entirely irrational.
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:16 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
Let's not denigrate the Moore movies. He had some fine looking babes in those.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2023 04:16 PM (BdMk6)
NOOD #4
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2023 04:17 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2023 04:16 PM (BdMk6)
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I did not say the Moore films were bad, only that the Brosnan films after Goldeneye were bad imitations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 28, 2023 04:17 PM (LvTSG)
Out: If you're taking flak, you're over the target
In : If Republicans "pounce" or "seize" the Dems are taking a hit.
Posted by: mrp at April 28, 2023 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 28, 2023 04:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dr. WishBone at April 28, 2023 04:17 PM (KVGVf)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2023 04:17 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 04:17 PM (UBUkf)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
Mmm... Barbara Bach.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:18 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 28, 2023 04:18 PM (RHGPo)
Not knowing keeps your T count high.
But, I bet Ace could explain them to you.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 04:18 PM (UBUkf)
LA Times to any Republican: What's the atomic weight of tungsten?
(I stole that from somewhere, but can't remember where).
Posted by: Archimedes at April 28, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)
That's my joke.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 28, 2023 04:19 PM (ivvNA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 28, 2023 04:19 PM (d2bW3)
perhaps, an order of fries
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:19 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
We've already seen his son gathering his spiritual powers.
Ok blitzed off his ass on powdered worm.
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2023 04:20 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: More Ice Cream! at April 28, 2023 04:20 PM (Nn3xT)
Posted by: SMOD at April 28, 2023 04:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Lola - ALL of the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 28, 2023 04:21 PM (GshMh)
https://bityl.co/IQdP
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2023 04:14 PM (aD39U)
Meh, I knew a guy that travelled with a hardshell electric guitar for his AK, and I have found if you have the time, with you can cut out two pieces of paneling and sandwich in foam rubber will put a combat shotgun into a soft sided guitar case like a dream
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2023 04:22 PM (xhaym)
If you were thinking he’s the one, he’s NOT
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I bet Kennedy's state funeral when he dies "Suddenly" in Ft. Marcy Park will be well attended by all his good friends in Washington.
Such a shame he died so young.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 28, 2023 04:22 PM (nB5FL)
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 04:22 PM (UBUkf)
He's a fool who sometimes aligns with your aspirations for a Politician.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2023 04:24 PM (UBUkf)
Its a card game, the first successful "collectable card game" in which you buy packs like baseball cards, and get random cards in them which allow you to build your own custom deck. The game has you fight another player trying to defeat them using spells and summoned creatures. The hook was that some of the cards were really powerful and rare, and you had to buy lots of packs to hopefully get what you want.
How successful was this? There are international tournaments still going on even though the game's popularity as waned quite a bit. I just sold a couple boxes of Joel's old cards for over 3000 bucks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 04:24 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Ciampino has some lnaguage no-nos
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In Pittsburgh, the dominant network was "Money Access Card" and they were called "MAC Machines." In much of NYS, the dominant network was "Take Your Money Everywhere" and they were called "TYME Machines" ("time machines").
Do regional variations in what an ATM is called still exist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)
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So a Money Access Card card?
Posted by: Ciampino - Redundancy is redundant at April 28, 2023 04:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DaveA at April 28, 2023 04:29 PM (FhXTo)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2023 04:24 PM (0hOvj)
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Ta for the enlightenment.
Posted by: Ciampino - Redundancy is redundant at April 28, 2023 04:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JoeF.
I would not deny her my essence
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2023 04:37 PM (cPGH3)
You have to ask the White House, because the LA Times certainly won't.
Posted by: It's not news unless we say it is at April 28, 2023 05:08 PM (psq2p)
Ah, mates. I see comments have slowed to the crawl in the states. Must be time to blow the froth off a couple.
'Cept for garrett whose washin' his back side in the bidet with a Bud Light in one hand.
Posted by: Croc' Dundee at April 28, 2023 05:14 PM (enJYY)
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