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Our neurovegetative president:

From David Azzerad.

@Breaking911
BREAKING: House OKs bill to raise debt limit by $1.5T, restrict spending as Republicans demand that Biden start fiscal talks - AP

From weft-cut loop. Which is a term I do not understand. I don't even know what "weft" means.

The hulking woman-beater (he beats women all the time, he loves beating women, he's only famous for beating so many women) Will Thomas is angry that people aren't cheering on his woman-beating, and blames it on "feminists" and "the Patriarchy."

Oli London
@OliLondonTV
Lia Thomas appears on a podcast interview trying to push for MEN to be allowed in women's sports, ahead of Biden administration’s push to amend Title IX.
"They're using the guise of feminism to sort of push transphobic beliefs. I think a lot of people in that camp sort of carry an implicit bias against trans people, but don't want to, I guess, fully manifest or speak that out. And so they try to just play it off as this sort of half-support."

You can watch this pig at Twitchy if you like.

I say, if the feminists and The Patriarchy agree on something, they must be right, mustn't they?! (Actually, if the Patriarchy says it, it's correct, whether or not the feminists agree.)

BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of "sexual orientation."
https://is.gd/l59VM1
Posted by: Ciampino

CNN insiders: Don LeMon wasn't fired for the way he treated Vivek Ramaswamy, but rather for the way he treated Poppy Harlow when she attempted to say a polite goodbye to Ramaswamy.

For their part, CNN hit back, slamming Lemon's claims as 'inaccurate' and saying he had been 'offered an opportunity to meet with management.'

Megyn Kelly claimed, though, that that meeting would only be for the purposes of agreeing upon a low-drama way for LeMon to exit. They wanted to arrange a PR strategy for his departure that would cast both of them as good guys.

Lemon's departure comes just weeks after DailyMail.com reported that female CNN employees were increasingly concerned Lemon had become 'untouchable' -- and that network bosses were protecting him despite a litany of accusations of cruel misogyny and maltreatment of co-workers going back decades.
'Without a doubt, a white straight male would have been fired by now,' one employee said of Lemon, who came out as gay in 2011. 'He's a minority in his race and sexuality... Don seems to be in a protected class, and he continues to get away with behavior that others wouldn't.'
That protection is now finally over. However, as well-placed CNN insiders exclusively reveal today, Lemon may not have gotten the ax over what everyone is assuming was the final affront.

The insiders say that CNN doesn't care about LeMon abusing a Republican -- of course not! -- but they didn't like how he effectively told Poppy Harlow to keep her whore mouth shut, especially given that the current read on Don LeMon is that he doesn't respect women because he doesn't want to have sex with them.

'Everyone is talking about the way he interacted with Vivek,' one source said. 'But the way he talked to Poppy at the end of that interview, which kind of got lost in the explosiveness, was not lost on Poppy or the executives.'
'You can just tell from Poppy's body language that she was frustrated -- and that he'll never learn.'
Watch the interview closely -- and you will hear Lemon appear to rudely cut off his colleague, as she tries to move things along from the confrontation and wrap up the interview.
'Ok, can we move on now please,' he interjects, leaning back and buttoning his jacket.
Poppy -- seemingly exasperated -- turns to Lemon.
'Thank you,' she says shortly, and carries on.
'That is what he was accused of doing over and over again,' a CNN source said. 'That was the pattern - dismissing, cutting off, big footing.'
'And while executives might not have liked the emotional messiness of that Vivek interview, what they really don't want is the continued allegations of sexism and misogyny. Ultimately, I think that was more damaging.'

I pointed that out the other day, Harlow tried to mend fences with Ramaswamy, but LeMon angrily told her, "We'll move on now, please."

He really has no respect for anyone of a sex which doesn't appeal to his instincts to stick his hand down his pants, joggle his vile balls, and then rub his fingers in the faces of.

Elon Musk suspended the person who made a pedophilia flag. Well done, Elon🙌 pic.twitter.com/5euC5MrKZ7
— Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis (@DrLoupis) April 26, 2023

Keith Olbermann ran to the defense of the hags of The View, and he did so the only way he knows how: By attacking a woman.

Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
Reply to @MegynKelly
What would you know about successfully hosting a show? Fired by Fox, fired by NBC. You're 0-for-2 and you couldn't get a job cleaning the studio at The View

This bitter queen has a lot of never talking about people getting fired!

And Kelly wasn't fired by Fox, she quit.

OMG @megynkelly just dragged Keith Olbermann over a field of broken glass and then helped him wash his wounds with salty lemon water before pushing him down a flight of stairs. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VQHxxxON6k
— Greg 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈🤴🏻👑🍿🍿🍿🍿 (@gregissnacking) April 26, 2023

Kamala Harris gives another deeply confused speech that makes us all question the value of human words, and why we even bother with any of this communicating bullshit at all.

VP HARRIS: "I think it's very important [...] for us at every moment in time & certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist & are present & to be able to contextualize it — to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment — as it relates not only… pic.twitter.com/rGukASSxgc
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 26, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM

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1 chomp

Posted by: Ciampino - chomp at April 26, 2023 06:08 PM (qfLjt)

2 Where are the dudes that do not give Will a flashlight party?

pussies

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2023 06:09 PM (BRHaw)

3 I just want to know who writes her speeches. They must secretly hate her.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at April 26, 2023 06:10 PM (wagHN)

4 "I think it's very important [...] for us at every moment in time & certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist & are present & to be able to contextualize it — to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment — as it relates not only

God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2023 06:11 PM (BRHaw)

5 >>>I just want to know who writes her speeches.

A homeless schizophrenic using the old method of chopping up words from a newspaper and then picking them at random, and then a team comes in to edit out any sense that accidentally arose from the random draw.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:12 PM (iHBZj)

6 Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann
Reply to @MegynKelly

What would you know about successfully hosting a show? Fired by Fox, fired by NBC. You're 0-for-2 and you couldn't get a job cleaning the studio at The View

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Wait wait wait - KEITH OLBERMANN said that?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 26, 2023 06:13 PM (/iWhV)

7 Reproductive Freedom
Can I get my birth control refilled?
Nope make an appointment!
Can I buy birth control pills OTC?
Nope make an appointment!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2023 06:13 PM (BRHaw)

8 3 I just want to know who writes her speeches. They must secretly hate her.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at April 26, 2023 06:10

I'm beginning to think she does

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2023 06:13 PM (bs+z0)

9 >>>Wait wait wait - KEITH OLBERMANN said that?

the balls, huh?

The little, shriveled, baby-sized ball.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:16 PM (iHBZj)

10 I just want to know who writes her speeches. They must secretly hate her.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at April 26, 2023 06:10 PM (wagHN)
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There's probably a betting pool on which speechwriter can make her say the most ridiculous things.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2023 06:17 PM (BpYfr)

11 Kamala Harris is trying to be obama with gaseous "politics of meaning" word salads

she's imitating the man who gave us "the fierce urgency of hope"

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:17 PM (iHBZj)

12 I find I'm falling in love with Elon a little bit more every day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2023 06:17 PM (i9ffA)

13 oh, I mean: The fierce urgency of now. (As if that has any more meaning than the fierce urgency of hope.)

She's always talking about time (stupidly).

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:18 PM (iHBZj)

14 Every time I hear Kamala speak I expect her to close with twirling twirling twirling toward fweedom.

Posted by: huerfano at April 26, 2023 06:18 PM (dTFZY)

15 "From weft-cut loop. Which is a term I do not understand. I don't even know what "weft" means."

I think it means he likes well manicured carpet.

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2023 06:18 PM (iayUP)

16 "They're using the guise of feminism to sort of push transphobic beliefs.

If I was Coach Buxton from 1973 Middle School I would go get us mediocre white ass boys and go play every black middle school gals team.

We would kick their fucking asses!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2023 06:18 PM (BRHaw)

17 @Breaking911

BREAKING: House OKs bill to raise debt limit by $1.5T, restrict spending as Republicans demand that Biden start fiscal talks - AP

Now Corrupt Joe will simply announce another demand that must be fulfilled by Republicans before he engages in any budget negotiations.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (AMIL/)

18 The hulking woman-beater (he beats women all the time, he loves beating women, he's only famous for beating so many women) Will Thomas is angry that people aren't cheering on his woman-beating, and blames it on "feminists" and "the Patriarchy."

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Caught in the cross fire. Or cross dressing fire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)

19 The little, shriveled, baby-sized ball.

I rate this as true.

Posted by: Laura Ingraham at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (VMFAF)

20 what if we had a thread where you were only allowed to post if you wrote like Kamala Harris talks?

I would have to collect up a bunch of exemplars so that people would have an archives of stupidity to consult.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (iHBZj)

21 Instead of, “the dog ate my homework,” just put on the dog, Joe, Kamala.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (glGDV)

22 12 I find I'm falling in love with Elon a little bit more every day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2023 06:17 PM (i9ffA)

ooh baby falling in love again

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (BRHaw)

23 I saw Megyn's rebuttal to KO earlier today.

Short version:

She's happy and raising her family. KO will never be happy and will never know the joy of raising a family. He'll live the rest of his life as a bitter old man.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (BpYfr)

24 >>>I think it means he likes well manicured carpet.

well who doesn't??!!?

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:20 PM (iHBZj)

25 15 "From weft-cut loop. Which is a term I do not understand. I don't even know what "weft" means."

I think it means he likes well manicured carpet.
Posted by: fd at April 26, 2023 06:18 PM (iayUP)

So do I. Heh.

Posted by: KJP at April 26, 2023 06:20 PM (/iWhV)

26 Ace, all I know about "weft" is in the phrase "warp and weft," meaning the nuts and bolts of something. Perhaps it comes from weaving?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2023 06:20 PM (omVj0)

27 not on elon's watch, nambla-perv.

Posted by: x at April 26, 2023 06:20 PM (ZBPE2)

28 what if we had a thread where you were only allowed to post if you wrote like Kamala Harris talks?

I would have to collect up a bunch of exemplars so that people would have an archives of stupidity to consult.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:19 PM (iHBZj)
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I'm not sure Minx 0.8 beta can support that much vapid stupidity. May have to wait until Minx 0.9 beta is released.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (BpYfr)

29 Just quick PSA so people can see it that the InBev stock thing was fake news. It's $1-5M in bonds (which won't be impacted much by impact to InBev) in what is apparently hundreds of million in diversified bonds that Trump owns.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (eYoxG)

30 A homeless schizophrenic using the old method of chopping up words from a newspaper and then picking them at random, and then a team comes in to edit out any sense that accidentally arose from the random draw.

LOL.. makes perfect sense really.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (wagHN)

31 I just like the attention.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (jzzG8)

32 Kamala Harris talks like an AI eats pizza.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (V6um0)

33 I usually don't comment on these threads because of the emotional rhetoric but this has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted.

Oh, I bet I can beat that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (0hOvj)

34 Hasn’t Ollberman been fired from every job he’s ever had?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (CwVkK)

35 I don't even know what "weft" means.

I think it has something to do with sheep hair.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (iGfKR)

36 Kamala speak always seems like when Richard asks TommyBoy what number he called... trailing off, though TommyBoy did throw in a 'niner' so that was fun.

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM (3byMq)

37 Coming soon to a plaintiff’s attorney near you,
“My abortion is swimming in my toilet.”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 26, 2023 06:22 PM (glGDV)

38 Anyone named "Poppy Harlow" was meant to be abused. Stupid name sounds like a damsel in distress from a pulp serial.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 06:22 PM (ppBhU)

39 Willowed - because I'm driving.

In the debates in Congress and Wong Kim Ark, it was widely agreed that a child of a foreign diplomat is not subject to US laws and therefore not a natural born citizen regardless of where they were born because they are not subject to US jurisdiction.

Technically, it's the same with Dreamers. Child of an illegal is still illegal. Fruit of the poisoned tree.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:23 PM (KEuti)

40 >>>Ace, all I know about "weft" is in the phrase "warp and weft," meaning the nuts and bolts of something. Perhaps it comes from weaving?

oh yeah, that makes sense.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:23 PM (iHBZj)

41 I missed the last thread, but I think it's fair to point out that most Repubs politicians, including Trump, want to leverage the powers of the corporations. Which means they really are fascists!

(Just like the Dems)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2023 06:23 PM (fs1hN)

42 As the Veep said: "Now is the time ... for the quick brown fox ... to come to the aid ... of the lazy dog ... Umm-hmmm. [Cackle!]"

Posted by: I, Kamala. Genius Estremis at April 26, 2023 06:24 PM (VsUo2)

43 It's hard to pick the most cringe worthy Kamalaism but the fake NASA thing with the "kids" AKA actors where she says the stuff about how neat space is and says you can see the craters of the moon with your own eyes does it for me...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2023 06:24 PM (bs+z0)

44 Elon Musk suspended the person who made a pedophilia flag. Well done, Elon

I call on Elon Musk to reinstate this account immediately.

I did some research and it turns out pedophiles give some big time donations to the Republican Party.

Posted by: Donald Trump, Jr. at April 26, 2023 06:24 PM (qOCqy)

45 I usually don't comment on these threads because of the emotional rhetoric but this has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted.

Oh, I bet I can beat that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I have not yet begun to post!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:25 PM (KEuti)

46 What would you know about successfully hosting a show? Fired by Fox, fired by NBC. You're 0-for-2 and you couldn't get a job cleaning the studio at The View

This is an especially weird flex for Olbermann who has been broadcasting from his basement ever since he was fired and never hired again because he's an insufferable prick with very little talent beyond perfect hair.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 06:25 PM (ppBhU)

47 Technically, it's the same with Dreamers. Child of an illegal is still illegal. Fruit of the poisoned tree.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:23 PM (KEuti)

A Dreamer is born outside the USA and then brought her as an innocent.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2023 06:25 PM (BRHaw)

48 From weft-cut loop. Which is a term I do not understand. I don't even know what "weft" means.

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Dyslexic version of "left-cut woop?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 26, 2023 06:25 PM (TJwQV)

49 Elon has now run afoul of Nikki's GrOPe party and must be punished.

Posted by: I, Kamala. Genius Estremis at April 26, 2023 06:25 PM (VsUo2)

50 Shit, posting from a phone is herd.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 06:26 PM (CwVkK)

51 Anyone named "Poppy Harlow" was meant to be abused. Stupid name sounds like a damsel in distress from a pulp serial.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority

Saved at the last instant by Dirk Danger!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 06:26 PM (FVME7)

52 Kamalaspeak? I tried and failed. AI, Siri, Alexa maybe?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 26, 2023 06:26 PM (glGDV)

53 I don't know if Elon fixed it or not but supposedly Twitter was a pedo hotbed for years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:26 PM (0hOvj)

54 I'm shocked that a gay black man is causing this much drama.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 26, 2023 06:26 PM (/JAm1)

55 "what if we had a thread where you were only allowed to post if you wrote like Kamala Harris talks?"

A thread like that would be a thread we could have when we have a thread like that.

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2023 06:26 PM (iayUP)

56 A Dreamer is born outside the USA and then brought her as an innocent.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Regardless, you do not get the profit from someone else's lawbreaking. If a guy robs a bank, runs down the street, hand, you, a bag of money, you don't get to keep it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:27 PM (KEuti)

57 jewells45: I just want to know who writes her speeches. They must secretly hate her.

CrapAI, a low-budget blather generator.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nose all, seize all at April 26, 2023 06:27 PM (yt//j)

58 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2023 06:27 PM (1Yy3c)

59 Wish Sundowner would just stroke out already

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2023 06:27 PM (xhxe8)

60 I call on Elon Musk to reinstate this account immediately.

I did some research and it turns out pedophiles give some big time donations to the Republican Party.
Posted by: Donald Trump, Jr. at April 26, 2023 06:24 PM (qOCqy)

Heyoooo!

Posted by: Denny Hastert working his Ed McMahon impression on the child he's molesting at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (ppBhU)

61 Kamala Harris gives another deeply confused speech that makes us all question the value of human words, and why we even bother with any of this communicating bullshit at all.

Ace, this is brilliant❤️

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (Y+l9t)

62 Weft threads are the cross threads on a loom. You weave the warp threads through them. Yeah...I don't get it either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (Wnv9h)

63 "weft" is the thread that runs over and under the warp threads in woven fabric.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (wmDcS)

64 I heard on the radio today that Biden couldn't remember how old he was.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (Y+l9t)

65 Lemon is 57? Talk about past their prime.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (CwVkK)

66 In regards to the YAP flag: the Pedos are welcomed in by the LGBTQAI+ faggotry with that plus sign. The plus sign is also inclusive of zoophiles and necrophiles in their gender spectrum menagerie.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (LaNzR)

67 don't know if Elon fixed it or not but supposedly Twitter was a pedo hotbed for years.

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The really fun part?

Knowing the feds were monitoring all accounts and messages, and had access to private messages.

Probably just missed it, though. There were people discussing the benefits of mask wearing and school closings to put on watchlists, after all. Busy time.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (/JAm1)

68 Let me get out front of the rush to explain your nic!

Mine has everything to with Dr. Samuel Johnson and nothing to with the world's worst field goal kicker in the NFL. Just saying...

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (+Cgut)

69 @17

>>Now Corrupt Joe will simply announce another demand that must be fulfilled by Republicans before he engages in any budget negotiations.

Yeah but the GOP is going into the negotiations with nothing, no priorities, no plans, no work product, ungatz.

I smell another Paul Ryan f**king military pensions scenario brewing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (up/3i)

70 53 it was one of the first things he did. Jack said it was impossible, which is he he never took it on.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

71 BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of “sexual orientation.”

https://is.gd/l59VM1

Posted by: Ciampino - chomp, chomp at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (qfLjt)

72 Yes, that Kamala and the kid props talk about NASA and the tel-e-scopes, oMg! is one of the most notable. Arms waving!

Imagine if she had Nancy's spazzed up claw hand...

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (3byMq)

73 What is a Bam Margera?

Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (8erNz)

74 Shit, posting from a phone is herd.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

There's nothing like posting from bitch a phone, while doing 75 miles an hour down a two-lane blacktop.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (KEuti)

75 what if we had a thread where you were only allowed to post if you wrote like Kamala Harris talks?"

'

This should be a ChatGPT test

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 26, 2023 06:30 PM (/JAm1)

76 Harris has to be stoned.

Posted by: Javems at April 26, 2023 06:30 PM (AmoqO)

77 What is a Bam Margera?
Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2023 06:29 PM (8erNz)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 26, 2023 06:30 PM (wmDcS)

78 weft cut-loop

There is no such thing.

Posted by: American Association of Textile and Carpet Manufacturers at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (AMIL/)

79 There is a cute kid you help out in Hogwarts Legacy called Poppy Sweeting, its one of those terribly British fictional names used since Dickens, you see them all through modern Brit writing. James Bond stories have pervy versions like Plenty O'Toole, but almost all the names in the Harry Potter books are like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (0hOvj)

80 What is a Bam Margera?

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I remember the name from the 90s pro skateboarding group, but I don't know anything else.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (/JAm1)

81 So we don't really know why The Lemon Finger was fired from CNN, it's all speculation and opinion.

Posted by: Ciampino - chomp, chomp, chomp at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (qfLjt)

82 Shit, posting from a phone is herd.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

There's nothing like posting from bitch a phone, while doing 75 miles an hour down a two-lane blacktop.

Also, nothing like Siri screwing up every other word on voice to text.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (KEuti)

83
what if we had a thread where you were only allowed to post if you wrote like Kamala Harris talks?"

'

This should be a ChatGPT test
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again

Even I'm not that stupid

Posted by: Alexa at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (n+4am)

84 Re: Don Lemon.

I don't imagine CNN producers give two craps about Lemon treating a Republican like garbage, but I think they might care deeply when he tells the producers chattering in his ear to shut up and when he treats his cohost like dog shit. He's a bitchy queen and not even in that delightful RuPaul way. He was insubordinate and they canned him.

Question to Lemon. How does Licht's taint smell?

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (1Yy3c)

85 Harris has to be stoned.
Posted by: Javems

So that's what happened to the White House bowling alley~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (jzzG8)

86 71 BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of “sexual orientation.”
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Rule by oligarchy and no tolerance of pedos vs. rule by oligarchy and legalized pedos.

Hate to say it, but Russia is starting to look better that US.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (fs1hN)

87 Ace, all I know about "weft" is in the phrase "warp and weft," meaning the nuts and bolts of something. Perhaps it comes from weaving?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2023 06:20 PM (omVj0)

Yes. Warp is the thread attached to the loom and held under tension. Weft is the threads that are woven through the warp. Cutting loops is most often done in rugmaking.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (nC+QA)

88 Is it just me or is Megyn hotter today than 10 years ago? Yeah I know makeup and plastic surgery. Whatever it is, she looks damn good.

Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (OalnH)

89 What is a Bam Margera?

A drunk idiot that can't accept adulthood.

Posted by: Halfhand at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (tT6eC)

90
I'm not sure Minx 0.8 beta can support that much vapid stupidity. May have to wait until Minx 0.9 beta is released.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2023 06:21 PM

Pixy went to dating his Tech Thread posts as far forward as March 33rd recently. Wouldn't surprise me if he backtracks to 0.7 beta to see if anyone catches on.

Funny dude.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (enJYY)

91 The fact that incontrovertible proof of reporters providing their questions in advance is merely worthy of quick hints instead of flaming skull indicates how far and fast we've fallen. Not a criticism of ace, just an acknowledgement that journalism is dead and democrats are fking the corpse.

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (MpOGS)

92 >>Kamala Harris gives another deeply confused speech that makes us all question the value of human words, and why we even bother with any of this communicating bullshit at all.

So, little brag, I understood most of that. She said "Let's sing, my friends, I'm going to play a very beautiful tarantella, you sing a tarantella, okay is that good?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (V6um0)

93 79 There is a cute kid you help out in Hogwarts Legacy called Poppy Sweeting, its one of those terribly British fictional names used since Dickens, you see them all through modern Brit writing. James Bond stories have pervy versions like Plenty O'Toole, but almost all the names in the Harry Potter books are like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (0hOvj)
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You mean like Pussy Galore?

Posted by: Ciampino -- chomp, chomp, chomp at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

94 Wait, there is voice to text on this thing?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (CwVkK)

95 In the English Channel are two neighboring islands. The easternmost and better known of the two is the Isle of Wight. The smaller westward island is the Isle of Weft.

Duh.

Posted by: ClavinGPT 5.0 at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (ykeLU)

96 Weft threads are the cross threads on a loom. You weave the warp threads through them. Yeah...I don't get it either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (Wnv9h)

Other way around.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (nC+QA)

97 Wasn't Bam Margera one of the idiots from Jack Ass?

I hated that show.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (1Yy3c)

98 I'm going to make a ChatGPT account just to do "in the style of Karmella" posts

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (/JAm1)

99 86 71 BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of “sexual orientation.”
____

Rule by oligarchy and no tolerance of pedos vs. rule by oligarchy and legalized pedos.

Hate to say it, but Russia is starting to look better that US.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2023 06:32 PM (fs1hN)

Russia is more monarchial strictly speaking.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (eYoxG)

100 Holy shit, it works!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (CwVkK)

101 I go back and forth about having cue cards to go through life - some answers before hand would have been great but those moments when it was all on the line - Laura in the backseat of that Buick - I'll take make chances.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (oWBc3)

102 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
25m

BREAKING: Elon Musk discussed “the future.. A.I. and the economy” in his meeting with Chuck Schumer.

https://tinyurl.com/4h5urx93

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

103 Anyone named "Poppy Harlow" was meant to be abused. Stupid name sounds like a damsel in distress from a pulp serial.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority

Saved at the last instant by Dirk Danger!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Dirk Diggler bones Dirk Danger.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM (iGfKR)

104 Ben Shaprio has a bit up where he "broke" the AI by asking questions until it started contradicting its self. But at one point instead of a flash of text coming up, the whole thing stopped for a little while and the words came up slowly, as if someone was typing in the words for the AI.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)

105 94 Wait, there is voice to text on this thing?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

There is on the iPhone.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:34 PM (KEuti)

106 I'll take my chances. I did and I don't kiss and tell.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 26, 2023 06:34 PM (oWBc3)

107 1.5 Trillion. Those bastards will burn through that in 2 months and bribe'em will have never met with them. Piss on them all.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2023 06:34 PM (G6TQe)

108 The little, shriveled, baby-sized ball.
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:16 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Adolf H. at April 26, 2023 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

109 BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of “sexual orientation.”
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The worst part is knowing historical patterns.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 26, 2023 06:35 PM (/JAm1)

110 Giving The Ho the benefit of the doubt she had to be stoned, but she must always stoned as she talks like this every day.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2023 06:35 PM (xhxe8)

111 6 Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann
Reply to @MegynKelly

What would you know about successfully hosting a show? Fired by Fox, fired by NBC. You're 0-for-2 and you couldn't get a job cleaning the studio at The View

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Wait wait wait - KEITH OLBERMANN said that?
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Yep. He sure showed her. A mike drop moment it was. It's not even angering or sad anymore with this guy. It's of a 'Oh. Anyway...'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (sAmhv)

112
In regards to the YAP flag: the Pedos are welcomed in by the LGBTQAI+ faggotry with that plus sign. The plus sign is also inclusive of zoophiles and necrophiles in their gender spectrum menagerie.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM

No shit? Watching the Tucker Carlson/Heritage video he said he had no idea what the plus sign was for and everyone shut up when he asked.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (enJYY)

113 A hair extension is called a weft.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

114 All joe needs on his cue card. The republicans want to ban abortion as he holds up a coat hanger. To win in 2024.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (pngCM)

115 Hate to say it, but Russia is starting to look better that US.

I used to figure the USA had it on other nations because in the old days about 20 years ago we were way more free and able to act however we wanted and say anything we wanted.

But these days? People jailed without due process or bail? People just outright killed for being politically inexpedient? The elections just rigged? The FBI a strong arm for the ruling political party? On and on we go.

Yeah, Russia is no worse ruled than we are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (0hOvj)

116 The Kamala thing is really weird. I could understand if she did it once, but she does it every time she speaks. I don't think it's written. I think it's just stream of consciousness. Which is a bit alarming as she is the Vice President.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (Y+l9t)

117 Lemon is an asshole. Apparently to be reamed.

Again and again and again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (Q4IgG)

118 One buwwet weft!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (2hlEI)

119 Remember when $100B was a lot money? Now $1.5T is meh.

Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (OalnH)

120 The thing is, even when he was at his prime he could not be trusted to speak extemporaneously. He probably would have used cheat sheets if he was elected President back in the 80s

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (V6um0)

121 Are the Presidential Briefing notes Tapioca Joe uses at his press conferences subject to FOIA requests?

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (Z32m1)

122 To borrow a line from Brynden Tully on Game of Thrones -- I've seen wet shits I liked better than Don Lemon. But his behavior toward Poppy shouldn't matter in this era of strong powerful independent women. She needed to be rescued from faggy little Donnie being his faggy little self??

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (LLddH)

123 Wait wait wait - KEITH OLBERMANN said that?

Yeah of all people Keefums should not be teasing other people about being fired.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (0hOvj)

124 BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of “sexual orientation.”

Yet another instance of a super small minority of LGBT+ people seeming really interested in children and childmolestation. I worry about the backlash against those poor LGBT+ dears, a solid majority of whom definitely don't want to have sex with your kids.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (ppBhU)

125 Weft threads are the cross threads on a loom. You weave the warp threads through them. Yeah...I don't get it either.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 06:28 PM (Wnv9h)

Other way around.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 26, 2023 06:33 PM

See? Told ya I didn't get it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (Wnv9h)

126 Dang, my weft just warped. And just like the whole cloth of the situation went to rags.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (iGfKR)

127 Jesus Christ. It's even got pictures of the reporters on it.

Posted by: Mozam at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (ea+OK)

128 This should be a ChatGPT test
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 26, 2023 06:30 PM (/JAm1)

I just tried it and it came out coherent. AI isn't smart enough to be that dumb.

Posted by: x at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (ZBPE2)

129 proper response: missy tailor in the college level olympic style wrestling loses to 'stanishia' johnson. missy has a brother who can enter the competition by calling himself 'wilhemina' tailor. wilhemina breaks both of stanisha's arms and accidentally fractures his skull.

someone call merrick garland.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (B1FKF)

130 116 The Kamala thing is really weird. I could understand if she did it once, but she does it every time she speaks. I don't think it's written. I think it's just stream of consciousness. Which is a bit alarming as she is the Vice President.
Posted by: Sharon

She can't help it. She really is that stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (KEuti)

131 Regardless, you do not get the profit from someone else's lawbreaking. If a guy robs a bank, runs down the street, hand, you, a bag of money, you don't get to keep it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:27 PM (KEuti)
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They locked me up in a robot loony bin for accepting a bag of cash...

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (BpYfr)

132 MSNBC is fortifying 'The Big Lie' now with 'secret' audio called 'The Cruz Tapes'. Sen. Cruz, you see, in merely objecting on Jan 6 proceedings is or might be or would be part of the conspiracy to overturn our democracah!

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (3byMq)

133 Funny how all those new names and trolls in a previous thread have just vanished this one. Puzzling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)

134 Warp and weft are the two basic components used in weaving to turn thread or yarn into fabric.

The lengthwise or longitudinal warp yarns are held stationary in tension on a frame or loom while the transverse weft (sometimes woof) is drawn through and inserted over and under the warp.

A transverse Klingon is a worf.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 26, 2023 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

135 82 Shit, posting from a phone is herd.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

There's nothing like posting from bitch a phone, while doing 75 miles an hour down a two-lane blacktop.

Also, nothing like Siri screwing up every other word on voice to text.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (KEuti)
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You have a blacktop? Rich. We had corrugated red clay, wonderful when wet - imagine an ice-skating ring.

Posted by: Ciampino - the lanes in Spain ... at April 26, 2023 06:39 PM (qfLjt)

136 proper response: missy tailor in the college level olympic style wrestling loses to 'stanishia' johnson. missy has a brother who can enter the competition by calling himself 'wilhemina' tailor. wilhemina breaks both of stanisha's arms and accidentally fractures his skull.

It moved.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:39 PM (KEuti)

137 Remember when $100B was a lot money? Now $1.5T is meh.

Is $1.5T the number on Volodymyr Zelenskyy's latest invoice?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 26, 2023 06:39 PM (YXHzG)

138 Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota?

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at April 26, 2023 06:40 PM (iayUP)

139 The Kamala thing is really weird. I could understand if she did it once, but she does it every time she speaks. I don't think it's written. I think it's just stream of consciousness. Which is a bit alarming as she is the Vice President.
Posted by: Sharon

She can't help it. She really is that stupid.
Posted by: rickb223

It really is that simple.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 06:40 PM (iGfKR)

140 Remember when $100B was a lot money? Now $1.5T is meh.
Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (OalnH)

"A billion here, a billion there; pretty soon you’re talking about real money."
(1950s, Senator Everett McKinley Dirksen of Illinois)

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 06:40 PM (LLddH)

141 Biden drops his cue cards and gets them mixed up. "We need abortion control and assault weapons on demand!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 06:40 PM (FVME7)

142 So the House just bought &1.5 trillion worth of magic beans? Good job, Kevin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2023 06:40 PM (u73oe)

143 Regardless, you do not get the profit from someone else's lawbreaking. If a guy robs a bank, runs down the street, hand, you, a bag of money, you don't get to keep it.
Posted by: rickb223

This doesn't scratch the surface.
The parent also benefits. I might be willing to accept dreamers and birthright babies if their parents and all family were forever barred from entering the USA.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:41 PM (V6um0)

144
I used to figure the USA had it on other nations because in the old days about 20 years ago we were way more free and able to act however we wanted and say anything we wanted.

But these days? People jailed without due process or bail? People just outright killed for being politically inexpedient? The elections just rigged? The FBI a strong arm for the ruling political party? On and on we go.

Yeah, Russia is no worse ruled than we are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (0hOvj)

At least the Russian government isn't planning to force their people to eat bugs and enact "population reduction measures" on them.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:41 PM (eYoxG)

145 132 MSNBC is fortifying 'The Big Lie' now with 'secret' audio called 'The Cruz Tapes'. Sen. Cruz, you see, in merely objecting on Jan 6 proceedings is or might be or would be part of the conspiracy to overturn our democracah!
Posted by: micky

How bad must Keith Olbermann be if MSNBC fired him. MSNBC!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2023 06:41 PM (sAmhv)

146 I saw Fierce Urgency of Dope open for Bowling for Soup at the Greek Theater in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 06:41 PM (s12c9)

147 Kamala's inspiration - Oswald Bates:

https://tinyurl.com/vatreyh9

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 26, 2023 06:42 PM (CcoDx)

148 And Kelly wasn't fired by Fox, she quit.
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Does Olberfurher try to get anything right before he launches?

Posted by: Axeman at April 26, 2023 06:42 PM (krQz2)

149 Asa Hutchinson wants you to know that he is running president, is mad as hell, and is into group bipartisanship.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 06:42 PM (iGfKR)

150 being stupid is only part of it. Many people are kind of dumb but you don't even notice because they know their limitations and work well within them. This f*cking slobbering dummy thinks she's brilliant is attempting to get people to see her as a Messianic figure like Jesus of Nazareth or, um, Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:42 PM (iHBZj)

151 Biden drops his cue cards and gets them mixed up. "We need abortion control and assault weapons on demand!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 06:40 PM (FVME7)
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Finally! A Democratic platform I can support! /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2023 06:42 PM (BpYfr)

152 >>>Does Olberfurher try to get anything right before he launches?

Katie Tur's left breast

only thing he ever did that he can call an achievement

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:43 PM (iHBZj)

153 How bad must Keith Olbermann be if MSNBC fired him.

I think he cannot keep his hands off women but nobody ever zings him for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:43 PM (0hOvj)

154 She can't help it. She really is that stupid.
Posted by: rickb223

San Franpsycho would know for sure. He had to interact with her regularly in one of his jobs.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 26, 2023 06:43 PM (nC+QA)

155 I am woman, hear me roar
With a dick too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'Cause I've said all before
Bitch better have all my money
Lets I got to beat her down again

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2023 06:43 PM (BRHaw)

156 She can't help it. She really is that stupid.
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This is your brain
* shows egg *

This is your brain on drugs
* cracks egg into sizzling pan *

This is your brain on years of really good herb
* Kamala waves and cackles uncontrollably *

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2023 06:43 PM (fs1hN)

157 I think it's just stream of consciousness. Which is a bit alarming as she is the Vice President.
Posted by: Sharon

My take is that she is trying to stretch out and slow down her points because she thinks the audience are idiots. Public speaking coaches will tell you to stress points and go over them a couple times.

What she does not realize is that she is the idiot and the audience are geniuses compared to her.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:43 PM (V6um0)

158 This doesn't scratch the surface.
The parent also benefits. I might be willing to accept dreamers and birthright babies if their parents and all family were forever barred from entering the USA.
Posted by: Gentlemen

Honestly, it should be the fruit of the poisoned tree.
Anything after the original illegal act, is illegal. That makes dreamers illegal. Regardless of the fact that they were brought here as children. The original act of their parents breaking the law, and entering illegally, makes everything after that illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:43 PM (KEuti)

159 Pedophilia Flag ?? is ef 🐝👁️ behind it ??? has got to be....

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2023 06:44 PM (V13WU)

160 150 being stupid is only part of it. Many people are kind of dumb but you don't even notice because they know their limitations and work well within them. This f*cking slobbering dummy thinks she's brilliant is attempting to get people to see her as a Messianic figure like Jesus of Nazareth or, um, Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:42 PM (iHBZj)

We can pretend she knows what she's talking about for a bit so long as we get to crucify her.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:44 PM (eYoxG)

161 Megyn Kelly did the impossible and got even hotter with her rear naked choke hold of Olbermann where he hasn't regained consciousness.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2023 06:45 PM (ZB6WQ)

162 The Kamala thing is really weird. I could understand if she did it once, but she does it every time she speaks. I don't think it's written. I think it's just stream of consciousness. Which is a bit alarming as she is the Vice President.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 26, 2023 06:36 PM (Y+l9t)

==================

I am honestly surprised she is not POTUS #47 already.

The only reason the senile husk is a better President at this point is that he at least has a solid support staff. Kamala runs through staff the way some people run through Kleenex.

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 06:45 PM (Z32m1)

163 Kamala's inspiration - Oswald Bates:

https://tinyurl.com/vatreyh9
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 26, 2023 06:42 PM

That was actually more coherent than Harris.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

164 MSNBC is fortifying 'The Big Lie' now with 'secret' audio called 'The Cruz Tapes'. Sen. Cruz, you see, in merely objecting on Jan 6 proceedings is or might be or would be part of the conspiracy to overturn our democracah!
Posted by: micky at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (3byMq)
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Yeah, I saw that. Saw MessNBC hosts freaking out and all Cruz was doing was explaining the implications of something.

Posted by: Axeman at April 26, 2023 06:45 PM (krQz2)

165 My take is that she is trying to stretch out and slow down her points because she thinks the audience are idiots.

She does talk to people as if she's teaching 5 year olds, but without just cause or reason. She talks to EVERYONE like that, and I think she believes it makes her seem smart but everyone stares at her like she's retarded instead. And not one of those sweet, gentle ones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:45 PM (0hOvj)

166 Not sure if true, but I heard that swimmer he/she is transitioning back. He said he had met all his goals and is done with being a woman.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:46 PM (V6um0)

167 being stupid is only part of it. Many people are kind of dumb but you don't even notice because they know their limitations and work well within them. This f*cking slobbering dummy thinks she's brilliant is attempting to get people to see her as a Messianic figure like Jesus of Nazareth or, um, Barack Hussein Obama

That's the problem alright: dumb and doesn't know it. But why would she? As a minority woman with a professional degree she's been playing life on easy mode for her entire career. Everyone is eager to have her and please her; no one ever tells her how inadequate she is. It's what happens when you decide merit does not matter as much as race, ethniccity, and sex.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

168 146 I saw Fierce Urgency of Dope open for Bowling for Soup at the Greek Theater in '86.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 06:41 PM (s12c9)

Did they open with a song? Words and Music together in a song. With singing. And Music. Then they sang the song with music and it was a song.

Posted by: Commalala at April 26, 2023 06:46 PM (BRHaw)

169 White men did not position Kamala Harris' senteces for success.

Posted by: Kamala Harris' spokesgal at April 26, 2023 06:46 PM (iHBZj)

170 BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of "sexual orientation."

Minnesota is where the majority elected Jesse Ventura as their Governor.

The filthy Scandi gene has mutated or, has it?

Posted by: Maj. Healey -Eff Fox at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (N5C4b)

171 omg Megyn!!! wow that was something good job lady

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (w0NJk)

172 I don't get the McCarthy hate - I don't like the guy personally, but at least he has a "check" bet on the table for the idiot in chief. He's at least playing a hand. Let's save the derision for if/when he folds.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (oWBc3)

173 Tell again about them rabbits, George!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (ppBhU)

174 The Kamala thing is really weird

Anyone who loves school buses, Venn diagrams and space can't be all bad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (s12c9)

175 I heard that swimmer he/she is transitioning back.

Turned out that was fake news. Not that he "transitioned" anything except his name to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)

176 >>>She does talk to people as if she's teaching 5 year olds, but without just cause or reason. She talks to EVERYONE like that,

she talks to NASA astronauts about space like that.

Posted by: Kamala Harris' spokesgal at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)

177 Not sure if true, but I heard that swimmer he/she is transitioning back. He said he had met all his goals and is done with being a woman.
Posted by: Gentlemen

It don't work that way. That should drive a stake through the heart of the transgender movement.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:48 PM (KEuti)

178 153 How bad must Keith Olbermann be if MSNBC fired him.

I think he cannot keep his hands off women but nobody ever zings him for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Joy Reid would be all into freaky, depraved stuff, at least. I know that ugly broad Chrissy Hayes would enjoy Keith's attention. It's more likely KO is not employable and needs to be locked away in a nice, padded room, wearing a straitjacket.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2023 06:48 PM (sAmhv)

179 Joe's Lapdog Media cheat cards are beyond pathetic. Any person who is as brilliant and as skilled a politician as Joe claims he is would be embarrassed. At events with foreign leaders, it is painful watching Joe reading his note cards and still speaking like an idiot, while the foreigner gives several-minutes long statements or answers to questions without using notes or stumbling over every 5th word.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2023 06:48 PM (AMIL/)

180 >she's imitating the man who gave us "the fierce urgency of hope"

Posted by: ace

and hope's audacious, too

Posted by: DB - off the pace at April 26, 2023 06:48 PM (geLO8)

181 Ok. Welcoming advice.

I have a chance to move to a larger space. It's the unit above me. Literally triples my living space and had a peek a boo view of the Sound and the Olympic Mountains. Faces westward, so will have sunsets. And heat.

Doubles my rent.

I have no debt and could make it work. I won't be able to purchase thousand dollar guns anymore, and trips will be less frequent. But.

I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

182 96 other way round

No it ain't. ChatGPT sez he's right, and I for one welcome our new intellectual leaders!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (AcLxR)

183 Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2023 06:48 PM (AMIL/)

I know.. Let's give him 4 more years!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (bs+z0)

184 >>>I don't get the McCarthy hate

so far he is exceeding expectations. as far as the $1.5 trillion figure, I mean, we can talk about chopping the budget by one third or one half, but it's just talk. that will literally never happen.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (iHBZj)

185 If that guys transitions back....fucking awesome. We can assume a skin for a season of our choosing - the Left will be living in a blender. This is too good.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (oWBc3)

186 The only reason the senile husk is a better President at this point is that he at least has a solid support staff. Kamala runs through staff the way some people run through Kleenex.
Posted by: rd

The truth behind her staff attrition is truly rooted in the misunderstandings bound to the true challenge of working with greatness. Her manifest greatness is a difficult truth to accept for those truly inferior peons surrounding her.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (RaY3L)

187 LOL a bear broke into an Alaska woman's car and drank 69 cans of sody pop. Why she had so many isn't clear but that bear was apparently really thirsty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

188 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

Take it ..Life is short

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (bs+z0)

189 Biden cheat sheet shows he KNEW vetted question from journalist in advance during press conference where he was pressed on if he is too old to run.

Checkout the reverse side of the cheat sheet, were it tells him every step to take ....

https://is.gd/veu1w0

Posted by: Ciampino -- the lanes in Spain ... at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

190 >>>I just want to know who writes her speeches.
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She's a beatnik, man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (sWM8x)

191 Asa Hutchinson wants you to know that he is running president, is mad as hell, and is into group bipartisanship.

And Wal-Mart. All commerce will go through Wal-Mart.

Amazon is evil, sure. But at least they bring all the best shit, right to your door, at the best prices.

We'll get to stand in four lines, with sixteen other registers closed, for the same shitty shit under President Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (G58JT)

192 she talks to NASA astronauts about space like that.
Posted by: Kamala Harris' spokesgal at April 26, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)

There is space. Its out there. Outside of where we are. It may not be outerspace, but it is still space.

And no one can hear you scream.

Posted by: Commalala at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (BRHaw)

193 VP HARRIS: "I think it's very important [...] for us at every moment in time & certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist & are present & to be able to contextualize it � to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment � as it relates not only
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How to satirize this? It's like trying to make a joke about a joke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (HsC66)

194 >>>I have a chance to move to a larger space. It's the unit above me. Literally triples my living space and had a peek a boo view of the Sound and the Olympic Mountains. Faces westward, so will have sunsets. And heat.

Doubles my rent.

I have no debt and could make it work. I won't be able to purchase thousand dollar guns anymore, and trips will be less frequent. But.

...

when you say trips will be less frequent, how less frequent, and how important is that to you?

Space is important. sunsets too.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:51 PM (iHBZj)

195 181 Ok. Welcoming advice.

I have a chance to move to a larger space. It's the unit above me. Literally triples my living space and had a peek a boo view of the Sound and the Olympic Mountains. Faces westward, so will have sunsets. And heat.

Doubles my rent.

I have no debt and could make it work. I won't be able to purchase thousand dollar guns anymore, and trips will be less frequent. But.

I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

Depends how well positioned financially you are otherwise. Spare room in your budget may normally be what gives you flexibility when unexpected expenses come up and allows you to save.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:51 PM (eYoxG)

196 LOL a bear broke into an Alaska woman's car and drank 69 cans of sody pop. Why she had so many isn't clear but that bear was apparently really thirsty.

Gotta wash down that kayak with something.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 06:51 PM (ppBhU)

197 I'd prefer Kamala to Joe Biden.

It's a wash on mental acuity, but she doesn't strike me as totalitarian as Joe.

Seems more like she'd just take a lot of selfies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 26, 2023 06:51 PM (qOCqy)

198 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

Stay where you are and put that extra rent money you would have spent in the bank .

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2023 06:51 PM (ZB6WQ)

199 Turned out that was fake news. Not that he "transitioned" anything except his name to begin with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Fake, or the truth that had to be squashed?
Like I said, I don't know but if it is fake I gotta wonder who started it - kudos to them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM (V6um0)

200 @190 I have kinda gone with Kamala as beat-centric, but she makes Jack and Dylan look square, man.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM (oWBc3)

201 187 LOL a bear broke into an Alaska woman's car and drank 69 cans of sody pop. Why she had so many isn't clear but that bear was apparently really thirsty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

Maybe when cracking open the first can, but shortly after that it was all about the sugar high.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM (eYoxG)

202 >>>I just want to know who writes her speeches.
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She's a beatnik, man.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (sWM8x)

*bongo riff*

Posted by: Maynard G. Krebs at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM (4I/2K)

203 Who's more dumber, kamala or English Chuck?

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM (Uv0D2)

204 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Except that's the opening offer. Kevin will run to more generous ceiling lifting and less asks in the budget such as it is. IOW, he's not going to be heading more toward "well, keep going Mr. President and we'll shut the whole fucking thing down"

Not going to happen. Never does. We'll be in some sequestration thing again and Joey keeps his GND and Ukraine theft roaring along.

Posted by: micky at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM (3byMq)

205 Jesse Ventura was elected by a plurality, not a majority. Democrats learned the proper lesson, because, they understood 60% of the electorate didn't like them

The GOP took over a bit after Jesse in MN but the Democrats played the long game and now own MN.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM (2YtOq)

206 >I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?

Posted by: nurse ratched

if the money works, do it
hell, a sunset view...

Posted by: DB - urging the fierceness at April 26, 2023 06:53 PM (geLO8)

207 105 94 Wait, there is voice to text on this thing?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

There is on the iPhone.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 06:34 PM (KEuti)

But you have to have microphone on, all the time, so it can listen to you even more.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2023 06:53 PM (OX9vb)

208 187. She owns a food truck and those were those next day s supply

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2023 06:53 PM (yJQIy)

209 I just want to know who writes her speeches.
Posted by: jewells45
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I'm thinking that they must have been one of Timothy Leary's students.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2023 06:53 PM (lGAue)

210 when you say trips will be less frequent, how less frequent, and how important is that to you?

Space is important. sunsets too.
Posted by: ace

Perhaps only 1-2 airplane trips a year. I'd still be able to hike and backpack and sail. That's all local.

I've been in a 400sq Ft basement for three years. Love the location. But. I'd like to have windows that are above ground level.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:54 PM (EmS+m)

211 A room with a view? Take it every time. Defensible positions are premium, and basements suck unless there is a Masada vibe, just saying.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 26, 2023 06:54 PM (oWBc3)

212 Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m

You should probably think about just ruining your credit maxing out your debt so you can get a great mortgage rate with Bidens new mortgage rules.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 06:54 PM (CwVkK)

213 She's a beatnik, man.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (sWM8x)

*bongo riff*
Posted by: Maynard G. Krebs at April 26, 2023 06:52 PM

Mo-ron...Moooooooooo- ron.

Posted by: Charlie McKenzie at April 26, 2023 06:54 PM (Wnv9h)

214 From weft-cut loop. Which is a term I do not understand. I don't even know what "weft" means.
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Nice weaver!

Posted by: Lt Frank Drebin at April 26, 2023 06:54 PM (Vwz3I)

215 Biden cheat sheet shows he KNEW vetted question from journalist in advance during press conference where he was pressed on if he is too old to run.

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But don't call them state controlled media!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 06:55 PM (FVME7)

216 Triple the space for double the cost means a lot.

More guns? I thought your current piece is *the best*?

Trips, if you don't keep acquiring guns does that free up trip money?

YOLO...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2023 06:55 PM (gUvIq)

217 181 Ok. Welcoming advice.

I have a chance to move to a larger space. It's the unit above me. Literally triples my living space and had a peek a boo view of the Sound and the Olympic Mountains. Faces westward, so will have sunsets. And heat.

Doubles my rent.

I have no debt and could make it work. I won't be able to purchase thousand dollar guns anymore, and trips will be less frequent. But.

I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

A larger residence would provide more space for gun storage and gun cleaning. And more ammo storage space. And possibly space for a small pistol ammo reloading setup.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2023 06:55 PM (AMIL/)

218 Gotta wash down that kayak with something.

Well you would know, being a bear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:55 PM (0hOvj)

219
Perhaps only 1-2 airplane trips a year. I'd still be able to hike and backpack and sail. That's all local.

I've been in a 400sq Ft basement for three years. Love the location. But. I'd like to have windows that are above ground level.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:54 PM (EmS+m)

Leisure vs leisure is just a matter of personal taste. But you are changing an expense that is not mandatory to one that is, so important to consider how much margin of error that leaves you.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (eYoxG)

220 I'm thinking that they must have been one of Timothy Leary's students.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Timothy Leary’s dead …

Posted by: Moody Blues at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (jonTH)

221 I've been in a 400sq Ft basement for three years. Love the location. But. I'd like to have windows that are above ground level.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yeah, not living your life underground should really count for something!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (gUvIq)

222
The audacity and justice of the hope to understand important stuff and demand your respect for it.

Posted by: Auspex at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (j4U/Z)

223 "Watch the interview closely -- and you will hear Lemon appear to rudely cut off his colleague, as she tries to move things along from the confrontation and wrap up the interview."

Blazingly self-evident. Harlow was trying to extract some professionalism from the exit and Lemon threw yet another juvenile tantrum. He's simply not fit for contrarian views besides also being an ass.

Should've been fired years ago (even if I never watched the show). A person with that personality deserves to be set on an ice floe.

I don't know anything about Harlow but she did seem like she was trying to do her job. Assh*l* wouldn't let her.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (aXxgO)

224 Ok. Welcoming advice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM

Flip a coin; heads = move, tails = stay.

It's not which side was up, it's how did you feel when you *first* saw the result. Were you happy? Did you kind of wish the other side was the one that had come up?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

225 I've been in a 400sq Ft basement for three years

Luxury !!!

Posted by: J6 Prisoner at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (G58JT)

226 Ok. Welcoming advice.

I have a chance to move to a larger space. It's the unit above me. Literally triples my living space and had a peek a boo view of the Sound and the Olympic Mountains. Faces westward, so will have sunsets. And heat.

Doubles my rent.

I have no debt and could make it work. I won't be able to purchase thousand dollar guns anymore, and trips will be less frequent. But.

I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

Take it ..Life is short
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2023 06:50 PM (bs+z0)

What Donna said times a bajillion!! Seriously. Plus it'll make it better for me when I come visit!!

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (LLddH)

227 bonus quick hit added in new post

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2023 06:57 PM (iHBZj)

228 I couldn't care less who writes Kamala's speeches.
If she practice reads then and still is comfortable repeating the word salad, that is on her.

I used to care that the world sees and hears daily that the president and vice president are mentally challenged.
Now all I care about is more than half the democrats and all of the republicans in power are allowing this farcical leadership to continue, to represent us and rule by fiat and no doubt are using just their genie wishes that it won't last until 2028.

Posted by: old chick at April 26, 2023 06:57 PM (sOete)

229 Kamala? That bitch be trippin'.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (LM5V7)

230 210 I've been in a 400sq Ft basement for three years. Love the location. But. I'd like to have windows that are above ground
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And you were upset when you lost the last opportunity to move, being in a studio and having visitors is hard. You are in your living space a lot, it should be enjoyable. Windows are nice for this! ☺️. If you have it in your budget to the extent only a few trips are the trade off, I say go for it.

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

231 I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

When's moving day and how many of us do you need?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (Bd6X8)

232 >>>She does talk to people as if she's teaching 5 year olds, but without just cause or reason. She talks to EVERYONE like that

Maybe that's how her staff preps her for her speeches, so she thinks that's how she is supposed to speak.

Posted by: DJ at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (H5y4s)

233 Well you would know, being a bear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 06:55 PM

I'll say this - indoor plumbing isn't our thing.

Posted by: A bear at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

234 LOL a bear broke into an Alaska woman's car and drank 69 cans of sody pop. Why she had so many isn't clear but that bear was apparently really thirsty.

Bears are like really big dogs. When there is something to eat (or drink in this case) they'll do it. With gusto.

Some years ago a black bear pushed in a picture window of a store in the Big Thompson canyon that specialized in jams and jellies. Feasted for hours. Got relocated, but he was fine with that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (T/Lqj)

235 In all seriousness (I know) our country is represented by a dementia patient and a babbling blowjob queen. That is the reason that the rest of the planet seems to be realigning itself away from US leadership. Add in Blinken, Sullivan , Nuland and the rest and our allies can't run away fast enough.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (1Ohlm)

236 What Donna said times a bajillion!! Seriously. Plus it'll make it better for me when I come visit!!
Posted by: Doof

Ahhh, there is the voice of self-interest at last!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (gUvIq)

237 She can't help it. She really is that stupid.
Posted by: rickb223

San Franpsycho would know for sure. He had to interact with her regularly in one of his jobs.
Posted by: Polliwog

The only person to date that makes Kamala look smart is Loretta Sanchez, her opponent during the Senate race.

https://tinyurl.com/4fmwusbu

https://tinyurl.com/2de5xz5s

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (iGfKR)

238 BREAKING

the new espresso machine is here
sweet fancy Moses

Posted by: DB - urging the fierceness at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (geLO8)

239 Timothy Leary’s dead …
Posted by: Moody Blues at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (jonTH)

And Daves not here, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (s12c9)

240 A larger residence would provide more space for gun storage and gun cleaning. And more ammo storage space. And possibly space for a small pistol ammo reloading setup.
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2023 06:55 PM (AMIL/)
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You would think so...

When I moved out of a basement apartment to a larger space many moons ago, I tended to fill up the available space with books, not guns, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2023 07:00 PM (BpYfr)

241 I lived a less extravagant life so I could retire early. Best decision I ever made.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2023 07:00 PM (ZB6WQ)

242 I've been in a 400sq Ft basement for three years. Love the location. But. I'd like to have windows that are above ground level.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Are you a hobbit?

If yes, pass. You can buy second breakfast with the money you save.

If no, why are you still living in a hobbit hole?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (RLLZj)

243 You are in your living space a lot, it should be enjoyable. Windows are nice for this!

Macs are better!

Posted by: Soiboi Geek at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (a3Q+t)

244 Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

Nurse, go for it. Sounds awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (T/Lqj)

245 I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?

Go for it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 26, 2023 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

246 Maybe that's how her staff preps her for her speeches, so she thinks that's how she is supposed to speak.
Posted by: DJ at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (H5y4s)
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I'm inclined to believe Kamala is prepped that way because that's all she can handle.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 26, 2023 07:02 PM (2YtOq)

247 I'm watching a 1964 noir on YouTube entitled The Naked Kiss. A prostitute attempts to reform and eventually is asked by a rich man to marry him even though he knows she's a 'ho. Then he tells her he doesn't mind if she's bent because he's a pedo and knows she'll understand. Then she beats him to death with a telephone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)

248 If the Dems want to jettison Joe, they need to have a plan for neutralizing Jill.

No idea how they accomplish that. She doesn't seem to concerned about hubby's dignity.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 26, 2023 07:02 PM (bJPjq)

249 Ahhh, there is the voice of self-interest at last!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 26, 2023 06:59 PM (gUvIq)

Oh, you noticed that??

Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 07:02 PM (LLddH)

250 There is no such thing.
Posted by: American Association of Textile and Carpet Manufacturers at April 26, 2023 06:31 PM (AMIL/)

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...as American textile and carpet manufacturers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2023 07:03 PM (wzAuc)

251 Leisure vs leisure is just a matter of personal taste. But you are changing an expense that is not mandatory to one that is, so important to consider how much margin of error that leaves you.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 26, 2023 06:56 PM (eYoxG)

Seriously consider this.

How much wiggle room will you have if shit hits the fan?

Sunsets are fine if that's your thing but it's not money in the bank.

Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2023 07:03 PM (1Yy3c)

252
My willingness to understand peace, and non-violent protest to defend it with force in spite of the angry reaction of Republicans makes being vice-preznit worth all the time and effort being put into it.

Posted by: Auspex at April 26, 2023 07:03 PM (j4U/Z)

253 Then she beats him to death with a telephone.

This is the kind of love story I enjoy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

254 stupid Montana pun sock, begone!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (wzAuc)

255 Bears are like really big dogs.

They really seem to be, in every way. I bet if you managed to breed one down to manageable size, they'd be good pets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (0hOvj)

256
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

I have a second floor apartment, actually it is a half story up. I have had basement/ground floor apartments. They are great during storms, but I always worried about someone breaking in when the window is at ground level.

The folks in the ground floors (floor is 4 feet below grade) in my apartment building just got flooded out last week. Heavy rains, and the ground was not fully thawed out. All four apartments got inundated. One tenant is moving upstairs in our building, one moved to another apartment building in the same complex. One couple that just moved in last quarter is staying. The fourth apartment was unoccupied.

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (Z32m1)

257 The Ho is a Diversity hire, that's what you get

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe8)

258 243. Ha! As a Mac person, I agree. Now get upstairs, y’all. Shenanigans happened!

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

259 I love how Biden's cheat sheet has a picture and how to pronounce their name. This isn't something they came up with the day of the conference, this thing took days to put together

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (0hOvj)

260 Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

It could work. But then again it might not.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (s12c9)

261 They really seem to be, in every way. I bet if you managed to breed one down to manageable size, they'd be good pets.

Grizzly Adams made it work.

I'm relying on the honesty of television in this case.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (ppBhU)

262 235 In all seriousness (I know) our country is represented by a dementia patient and a babbling blowjob queen. That is the reason that the rest of the planet seems to be realigning itself away from US leadership. Add in Blinken, Sullivan , Nuland and the rest and our allies can't run away fast enough.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 26, 2023 06:58 PM (1Ohlm)

Foreign leaders* don't give a list of questions, demands, deal-breakers, and negotiable items to Joe in advance. So here we are, going down the drain overseas and at home.

*Justin Trudeau may be the exception.

Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2023 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

263 Bears are like really big dogs.

Black bears > black labs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (s12c9)

264 Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM

If you can afford it without putting yourself in a financial bind, I'd say go for it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2023 07:06 PM (Wnv9h)

265 Double the rent? I'd just buy $400 in good booze per month and stay drunk enough to forget I was living underground.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (ppBhU)

266 Then she beats him to death with a telephone.

Can't hardly do that these days, even with a Nokia. But in the old days, those old handsets you could break a skull with em.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (0hOvj)

267 Jean Harlow and Jack Lemon were in a movie together??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:09 PM (Vwz3I)

268 I have a chance to move to a larger space.

More to heat, cool, decorate and clean. How much space do you use daily? Extra space is fine if you're bumping into things all the time.

Doubles my rent..

To me, in this time, that is a No-Go, because wages are still going down relative to cost of living.

I'd be out of the basement.

Get out of the basement. You are not a ne're do well living with mother.

And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

You just doubled your rent; do you have the loot to underwrite dinner parties and guests too? If so, YOLO.

You mentioned "a view". I have an outstanding view, but as time goes by, to me, its less outstanding. One gets used to it, but then again you're renting not buying.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 26, 2023 07:09 PM (YXHzG)

269 But you have to have microphone on, all the time, so it can listen to you even more.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Not posting through Chrome. You have to tap the little microphone button on the bottom, right corner of the keyboard.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (KEuti)

270 Then she beats him to death with a telephone.

Can't hardly do that these days, even with a Nokia. But in the old days, those old handsets you could break a skull with em.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (0hOvj)

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Bell telephone leased the phones to you, so they built them to last for decades, and made them repairable.

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (Z32m1)

271 Double the rent? I'd just buy $400 in good booze per month and stay drunk enough to forget I was living underground.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:07 PM (ppBhU)

Better listen to him, nurse. He's pre-med.

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (s12c9)

272 I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

In a heartbeat, if it was me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2023 07:10 PM (OX9vb)

273 Just move in and don’t pay the rent. It’s Seattle after all. There’s probably some law that lets you live there for 15 years without paying rent.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (b4o9z)

274 I just want to know who writes her speeches.
Posted by: jewells45
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"Professor" Irwin Corey.

Posted by: Javems at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (AmoqO)

275 Russians seem to be able to have bear pets a lot, one makes it in War and Peace

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2023 07:11 PM (xhxe8)

276 I'd be out of the basement. And a view. And room to have guests and small dinner parties, which I love.

Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched

I had a 500 sq 1st floor studio in Lower Queen Anne in Seattle in 2016. Cost me 950 all in including parking. It was worked and was fun. I knew this would not last - a few weeks after I left for NM the building sold and the rent went to $1800.00. Here in NM I bought a lovely 1000 sq ft town home in the ABQ area for $140K and then two years later leveraged that into and equally lovely house in Las Cruces that cost me $160K. My PITA costs here are $515 per month which I could pay off tomorrow with one phone call. I buy all the guns I want, travel to all the places I want, and I don't work. There are options.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (iGfKR)

277 From NBC News . . .

Ben Collins
@oneunderscore__
New from me + @brandyzadrozny:
White supremacist forums and prominent white nationalist influencers are in shambles after Tucker Carlson’s firing.
“Tucker’s one of the last /ourguys/“ wrote a 4chan user.
“Bad times coming, anons.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (FVME7)

278 This cheat sheet reveal on President Play-Act is just surreal. Even more than the ones before. This regime is illegitimate down to the tiniest particular, and is served by an equally illegitimate media. All sarcasm aside, I would never have thought it would ever get this in-your-face.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (wzAuc)

279 I missed Haley's jab at DeSantis. She wants to be Trump's VP, I guess.

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2023 07:13 PM (V13WU)

280 Ace meant to say "Nood" in #227

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 26, 2023 07:14 PM (Vwz3I)

281 Thoughts?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

Move. Sounds like you're fields of fire will be improved.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 26, 2023 07:15 PM (Zo+Li)

282 The folks in the ground floors (floor is 4 feet below grade) in my apartment building just got flooded out last week. Heavy rains, and the ground was not fully thawed out. All four apartments got inundated.

I did not mention that the dumpsters got over filled with wet stuff stuff that soaked in the water, and the "Got Junk" truck has made several trips. They had to rip out almost all the carpets, and even the drywall on some of the walls. So glad I am on the second floor.

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (Z32m1)

283 I knew a guy that had a black bear as a pet. It was small and friendly. Their food drive is like a dogs times a thousand. Any food around and that’s all they care about. And they stink petty bad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (b4o9z)

284 Russians seem to be able to have bear pets a lot, one makes it in War and Peace

Gotta be one of those "when life is cheap, it is lived more fully" kind of things. That or the rampant, crippling alcoholism. One of those two things.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 26, 2023 07:16 PM (ppBhU)

285 Thoughts?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2023 06:49 PM (EmS+m)

At tipple the space, 1200 sqft?, you have enough space for a couple of spare bedrooms. You have a daugher-in-law on the horizon and possible grand children. You are going to need the space.

Posted by: Javems at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (AmoqO)

286 Then he tells her he doesn't mind if she's bent because he's a pedo and knows she'll understand. Then she beats him to death with a telephone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 26, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)

I love movies with a happy ending.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

287 And they stink petty bad.

Probably need washing a lot, they are musky and wild creatures. Its bad when your dog gets angry or scared but I cannot imagine a bear in that state.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (0hOvj)

288 Lia Thompson is going back to being Leo?

Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2023 07:20 PM (OalnH)

289 nurse, I may have a similar opportunity although my financial situation is not as good. A major consideration for me is a chance for an apartment with no steps (mom currently does great with steps, but I still worry about falls). And the timing sucks because I've got some travel planned around the time I'd probably have to move.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 26, 2023 07:22 PM (aBJcM)

290 They really seem to be, in every way. I bet if you managed to breed one down to manageable size, they'd be good pets.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 26, 2023 07:04 PM (0hOvj)

Bears? Maybe in 5000 AD?

Dogs were also bred for thousands of generations to live with, work with, and not attack humans. And yet I would not trust any pitbull near me or mine.

Posted by: rd at April 26, 2023 07:24 PM (Z32m1)

291 To borrow a line from Brynden Tully on Game of Thrones -- I've seen wet shits I liked better than Don Lemon. But his behavior toward Poppy shouldn't matter in this era of strong powerful independent women. She needed to be rescued from faggy little Donnie being his faggy little self??
Posted by: Doof at April 26, 2023 06:37 PM (LLddH)

Poppy should have hauled off and slugged him. Ratings gold!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2023 07:25 PM (tkR6S)

292 Jesus Christ. It's even got pictures of the reporters on it.
Posted by: Mozam at April 26, 2023 06:38 PM (ea+OK)

I wonder what would happen if a reporter submitted an anodyne question like, "do you prefer anchovies or pineapple on your pizza?", and then showed up and asked instead, "How long are you going to harbor a fugitive from justice in the White House?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2023 07:28 PM (tkR6S)

293 166 Not sure if true, but I heard that swimmer he/she is transitioning back. He said he had met all his goals and is done with being a woman.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2023 06:46 PM (V6um0)

I called it back when "Lia( r )" first started, that William would re-emerge when there was no benefit to being Lia. Surprised it's taken this long.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 26, 2023 07:32 PM (wUe0m)

294 I'd prefer Kamala to Joe Biden.
It's a wash on mental acuity, but she doesn't strike me as totalitarian as Joe.
Seems more like she'd just take a lot of selfies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 26, 2023 06:51

Now there my friends is wisdom. I think tending bar for yrs makes you wiser. I present BC and myself are examples. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at April 26, 2023 09:43 PM (55Qr6)

295 Kamala's our first AI-generated public official. They were gonna do a big reveal after the first SOTU, but then they realized nobody likes her, and now they're just trying to keep the gaffe under wraps until the set-movers can get her offstage.

Posted by: PlainJane at April 26, 2023 11:44 PM (JxdND)

296 From Bearing Arms: Gabby Giffords says the quiet part out loud

As we wrap our interview in her office, I ask how she keeps coming back to a challenge so deeply ingrained in politics. She pauses for 12 pregnant seconds.

“No more guns,” she says.

Ambler, her aide and adviser, tries to clarify that she means no more gun violence, but Giffords is clear about what she’s saying. “No, no, no,” she says. “Lord, no.” She pauses another 32 seconds. “Guns, guns, guns. No more guns. Gone.”

An aide tried to say what she meant was something like Australia, but that’s not what she said.

Further, based on quotes throughout the piece, her mind is sharp enough that if it were, she’d have said it. She didn’t. She never mentioned Australia. No, she said, “No more guns.”

In fact, she apparently said it twice.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 27, 2023 06:47 PM (MFZ8i)

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