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Quick Hits
According to two sources with the cable news network that spoke to 19FortyFive, Laura Ingraham has the inside track to replace Carlson at 8 pm. While nothing is definitive right now, according to those sources, she is viewed as the best choice at the moment.I imagine they'd then move the unfunny Gutfeld show to ten p.m., so he can preach the legalization of black tar heroin and how conservatives shouldn't boycott Bud Light because we're "The Fun Party." Did you know that Nate Silver's election-prediction website is owned by Disney? And also, that Disney is laying off 7000 people? (Thanks, DeSantis!) Anyway, what do you think happened next? Something wonderful, as Keir Dulea said in 2010: The year We Make Contact.
The Ace of Spades Decision Desk is ready to project that Nate Silver has a 96.5% chance of continuing to Suck a Greasy Bum's D. A judge has ruled that Hunter Biden must physically attend his baby-mama's court hearing. And apparently Hunter hasn't been hiding out at the White House -- no, instead he's been hiding out in the vineyards of a hyper-rich Democrat mega-donor.
Nate Silver
@NateSilver538 Disney layoffs have substantially impacted FiveThirtyEight. I am sad and disappointed to a degree that’s kind of hard to express right now. We've been at Disney almost 10 years. My contract is up soon and I expect that I'll be leaving at the end of it. I had been worried about an outcome like this and so have had some great initial conversations about opportunities elsewhere. Don't hesitate to get in touch. I am so proud of the work of FiveThirtyEight staff. It has never been easy. I'm so sorry to the people impacted by this.
Hunter Biden is hiding out at the $50 million vineyard owned by major Democrat donor Joe Kiani. Hunter Biden and his wife Melissa Cohen escaped for a getaway Friday at the vineyard. Kiani, a medical device company executive, is a major door to Joe Biden. The couple and their Secret Service detail arrived at the location, about three hours north of LA in Santa Barbara wine country in a four-car motorcade. ... Thanks to his father, Hunter lives the good life. Kiani has been very generous to Joe Biden and his family.This weekend is far from the first time Kiani, the CEO of Orange County-based Masimo Corporation has helped out a Biden family member. He donated $750,000 to the pro-Biden Unite the Country PAC in 2020, part of nearly $3 million he reportedly bundled to the president's campaign, super PAC, and inaugural committee. Kiani has also tried to boost the Bidens in other ways. According to emails and text messages from Hunter's abandoned laptop, Masimo offered a job in July 2018 to first niece Caroline Biden, which would have allowed her to serve out her probationary period in California after she racked up more than $100,000 in charges on a stolen credit card. Instead, Caroline turned down the offer, sniffing to her father James -- Hunter's uncle and sometime business partner -- that the base salary of $85,000 was "below minimum wage in California after taxes ... I made more money every other year." Caroline later messaged her cousin Hunter that she "didn't get the job" at Masimo, but was later "given an intern job at 31 years old because of your dad asking him [Kiani] to give me something even though I bombed it." Days later, Caroline texted the now-first son that Joe Biden "told me he was done with me yesterday."Arrogance and demand to live large seems to run in the family. Meanwhile, a judge in Arkansas has lost patience with the serial vacationer, Hunter Biden. Just as Joe Biden officially announces his reelection campaign, Hunter's legal woes get more intense. Independence County Circuit Judge Holly Meyer ordered Hunter to be in the courtroom to attend a hearing on May 1 because his absence is ' interfering with the process of litigation.'
In other words: Hunter Biden is dodging subpoenas so I'm ordering him to appear in court where, of course, he can be served.
The Dow Jones loved Joe Biden's long-threatened reelection announcement by falling 189 points, which just proves we're living in a Miracle Economy the likes of which we will probably never see again (if we're lucky). Thanks to It's Me Donna. Trump suggests -- or says; it's hard to tell because he bullshits so much -- that he won't take part in any Republican debates. Deb Heine:
Well that's one way to draw a distinction between yourself and Hidin' Biden.
Former President Donald Trump indicated on Tuesday that he will not participate in any primary debates ahead of the party's 2024 nomination. "I see that everybody is talking about the Republican Debates, but nobody got my approval, or the approval of the Trump Campaign, before announcing them," Trump wrote on his social media platform Truth Social. "When you're leading by seemingly insurmountable numbers, and you have hostile Networks with angry, TRUMP & MAGA hating anchors asking the 'questions,' why subject yourself to being libeled and abused?" he argued. "Also, the Second Debate is being held at the Reagan Library, the Chairman of which is, amazingly, Fred Ryan, Publisher of The Washington Post. NO!" he concluded. The party out of power traditionally holds multiple debates during the presidential nomination process.
Jesse R. BinnallI accept! Not sure Trump will, though. Speaking of Tucker Carlson: This Gabe Sherman article claims that Rupert Murdoch might have fired Tucker Carlson because of that great speech he gave at Heritage, which spoke of higher puposes and of God and Good vs. Evil, because "that spiritual talk" "freaks Rupert out."
@jbinnall As a Trump supporter, I badly want to watch him wipe the floor with the opposition at debates. But it cannot be moderated by corporate media stooges. There is one man, however, who all conservatives trust to moderate: @TuckerCarlson.
A new theory has emerged. According to the source, Fox Corp. chair Rupert Murdoch removed Carlson over remarks Carlson made during a speech at the Heritage Foundation's 50th Anniversary gala on Friday night. Carlson laced his speech with religious overtones that even Murdoch found too extreme, the source, who was briefed on Murdoch's decision-making, said. Carlson told the Heritage audience that national politics has become a manichean battle between "good" and "evil." Carlson said that people advocating for transgender rights and DEI programs want to destroy America and they could not be persuaded with facts. "We should say that and stop engaging in these totally fraudulent debates...I've tried. That doesn't work," he said. The answer, Carlson suggested, was prayer. "I have concluded it might be worth taking just 10 minutes out of your busy schedule to say a prayer for the future, and I hope you will," he said. "That stuff freaks Rupert out. He doesn't like all the spiritual talk," the source said.It also claims the firing may have been due to Murdoch's split with his ex-fiancee -- Tucker Carlson was her favorite show.
Rupert Murdoch was perhaps unnerved by Carlson's messianism because it echoed the end-times worldview of Murdoch's ex-fiancée Ann Lesley Smith, the source said. In my May cover story, I reported that Murdoch and Smith called off their two-week engagement because Smith had told people Carlson was "a messenger from God." Murdoch had seen Carlson and Smith discuss religion firsthand. In late March, Carlson had dinner at Murdoch's Bel Air vineyard with Murdoch and Smith, according to the source. During dinner, Smith pulled out a bible and started reading passages from the Book of Exodus, the source said. "Rupert just sat there and stared," the source said. A few days after the dinner, Murdoch and Smith called.A friend who attended reports that one of her friends only thought the speech was good not great, but said that many other people had felt utterly transported by Tucker's speech. These suggested reasons don't sound likely to me. But I think they show that Rupert Murdoch is a deeply secular and culturally liberal man who despises the faith of "The Deplorables." No wonder we're never allowed to win.
Leonardo DiCaprio testifies in court about Malaysian man who planned do (illegally) donate $30 million to Obama's campaign in 2012, in what is charged as an illegal influence operation.
Actor Leonardo DiCaprio told a Washington jury on Monday that Malaysian financier Jho Low revealed his plans to donate up to $30 million to help U.S. President Barack Obama's 2012 reelection campaign in what prosecutors allege was part of an illegal foreign influence operation. "It was a casual conversation about what party he was in support of," DiCaprio said, telling jurors that Low said he planned on giving "a significant donation" to the Democratic Party that was "somewhere to the tune of $20-30 million." "I basically said, 'Wow, that's a lot of money,'" DiCaprio added. The "Titanic" star took the witness stand in the trial of Prakazrel "Pras" Michel of the Fugees hip-hop group, who faces criminal charges for his alleged role in a foreign influence campaign aimed at the administrations of Obama and Donald Trump.Joe Biden says, "Now that's what I call good ol' Democrat politics." Thanks to bonhomme. From last week. I meant to post this earlier, but forgot to.
From AmBev: "We communicated some next steps with our internal teams and wholesaler partners, we made it clear that the safety and welfare of our employees and our partners is our top priority."No, this wasn't an insurrection. They're leftists. They're allowed to disrupt legislatures. It's only criminal for Republicans.
Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to AmBev for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age. Posted by: Tonypete
How to Be An Anti-Racist:
WATCH: Tenn. Rep. Justin Jones after meeting with Biden at the White House: “Tennessee is a multiracial democracy. […] Not White males who are not aligned with the everyday people of our state.”
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 25, 2023
pic.twitter.com/zt6I9dWEW3
WH press sec: "This week is Lesbian Visibility Week, and as the first openly queer person to hold the position of press secretary for the President of the United States, I see every day how important visibility and representation are." pic.twitter.com/ZDqtHz3I9i
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) April 25, 2023
WH press sec: "There is a host of accomplishments that this President has been able to do, and that Republicans in Congress have not." pic.twitter.com/f0GLlheV7M
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) April 25, 2023
Reporter: "Does the President plan to serve all 8 years?"
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) April 25, 2023
WH press sec: "I'm just not going to get ahead of the President..." pic.twitter.com/ku0dOOcyXv
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)BIEDN: "Folks, look: Think how many people had no idea what the hell a supply chain was. No! I'm serious! You said two and half years ago — well the supply chain — people look at, I mean really bright people, look at uh the uh, yeah, the uh..."
https://tinyurl.com/yx967y2m
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 06:13 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 06:13 PM (ppBhU)
Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 28m
BREAKING: Taliban have killed mastermind of 2021 bombing outside Kabul airport, victims' relatives say after US briefings - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 06:14 PM (Vwz3I)
TuCa's expose on the Davos-Brussels-Beijing Axis forcing us to eat bugs was also a camelback straw.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:14 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 06:14 PM (jzzG8)
She's not going to give head to the president? Wha . . . ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:15 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 06:16 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 06:16 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 06:16 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)
She eats a lot of "bad veal. . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:16 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2023 06:17 PM (bs+z0)
Hunter
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2023 06:18 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2023 06:17 PM (bs+z0)
And the "Hello, my name is Ruth" name tags. Or Fran.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:18 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)
I can work with that lyric.
Posted by: Jon Bon Jovi at April 25, 2023 06:18 PM (PiwSw)
Yeah, but their flannel makes them get lost in the background a bit, so they need this additional week for public lumberjacking and whatnot.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 06:18 PM (ppBhU)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6aj5whlRTYs&t=52s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 06:18 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 25, 2023 06:19 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:18 PM (x0n13)
Don't forget the Subaru
Posted by: It's me donna at April 25, 2023 06:20 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 06:18 PM (ppBhU)
That's when the 4-wheel drive capability of the Subaru is a lifesaver.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 06:20 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: President Skeevy Joe at April 25, 2023 06:20 PM (fs1hN)
Should have been:
"Hunter Biden and his at-the-moment wife Melissa Cohen escaped for a getaway Friday "
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 25, 2023 06:20 PM (oMkPq)
Posted by: huerfano at April 25, 2023 06:20 PM (dTFZY)
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Multiple emergency crews are the scene this afternoon with at least one person killed and another injured in an explosion and fire at a petroleum plant in Lemont, Illinois reports indicated the explosion occurred in an asphalt tank at the plant.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 06:21 PM (Vwz3I)
Should have been:
"Hunter Biden and his at-the-moment wife Melissa Cohen escaped for a getaway Friday "
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 25, 2023 06:20 PM
She's stuck it out a lot longer than I thought she could.
Posted by: huerfano at April 25, 2023 06:21 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 06:21 PM (PiwSw)
Fox should just put both of them together to talk over each other non-stop for an hour.
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2023 06:22 PM (cUYo/)
Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 25, 2023 06:22 PM (18PNs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 06:22 PM (jzzG8)
I've never seen or heard of one until this very day.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 25, 2023 06:22 PM (RLLZj)
In addition, point middle fingers towards Mar-A-Lago.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2023 06:23 PM (N5C4b)
Yeah, that's definitely the problem around here... Sodomites, carpet munchers and assorted other sex perverts just don't have enough fucking visibility. Why, if it weren't for every single cultural, educational, governmental, and medical institution throwing their fag shit in my face 24 hours a day, I might not even know they exist! Heaven forfend.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 06:23 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 25, 2023 06:24 PM (NpAcC)
NEW: 3M to cut 6,000 jobs as it reports lower profits
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 06:24 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:25 PM (b+0YX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 06:25 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: JmT at April 25, 2023 06:25 PM (IAF9Q)
Kiani... context... clothing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 06:26 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:26 PM (b+0YX)
And yeah, Ingraham is extremely rude. Occasionally, she'll have guests like Glenn Greenwald on, but that doesn't make up for the fact that she seems very unpleasant. Her show is also far too structured. You don't need to do the same three or four segments every single night. At least Hannity's dumb boomerisms are endearing. By contrast, Ingraham's boomerisms come across as out of touch. And she and Raymond Arroyo make for a really unfunny duo. Literally the embodiment of the "back in my day" meme.
Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 25, 2023 06:27 PM (18PNs)
Carlson?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2023 06:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 06:29 PM (2YtOq)
I just noticed red flames coming out of my ass. According to the ad I keep seeing here, that's one of the four warning sign of dying liver. I don't feel like my liver's dead, and recent blood work didn't show a problem. Does the new strain of Covid do this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2023 06:29 PM (7xqnr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 06:29 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2023 06:29 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2023 06:29 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: UwU_Power at April 25, 2023 06:30 PM (pH2oL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2023 06:30 PM (esn9m)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I cut those mofo's off after they started sucking Obama cock in 2009.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2023 06:31 PM (N5C4b)
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:26 PM (b+0YX)
Interesting, Rush resurrected AM. In the Eighties AM was pretty much dead.
Posted by: JmT at April 25, 2023 06:31 PM (IAF9Q)
The problem is, there are so many weirdos there, it's like, normal.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm diesel chicken at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (jTmQV)
no, Hilton started attacking DeSantis for being mean to Disney, just like Trump ordered him to, but Gutfeld last week was saying "conservatives don't boycott because we're The Fun Party" and telling people to end the boycott.
And no, being in favor of more people doing drugs isn't a point in its favor. it's a point suggesting he has Peter Pan syndrome.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: UwU_Power at April 25, 2023 06:30 PM (pH2oL)
I would do it but my schedule is full as it is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (x0n13)
What courage in standing up to oppression! So brave and bold!
Posted by: PG at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (84jHt)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (h5AI+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm diesel chicken at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (iHBZj)
*Snif*
"I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today."
*Queen wave*
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2023 06:34 PM (qoGsy)
55 ok, some of these are getting stupid, "My ex loved TuCa so I had to fire him!" lol
Posted by: Halfhand at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (h5AI+)
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Who can know the mind of a fossil?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2023 06:34 PM (7xqnr)
Haven't I read here, in past elections, how stupid Republicans were to let liberals set the terms of debates and for our guys to just fall in line with whatever rules and moderators the media decided on?
Must have been my imagination.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2023 06:35 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (ykeLU)
Hunter is the Uday Hussein of Qusay Husseins.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2023 06:35 PM (sWM8x)
Townhall.com @townhallcom · 4h
Joe Biden lies about being born in the same hospital that his grandfather died in just two weeks prior.
Biden was born in Pennsylvania. His grandfather died in Maryland almost an entire year earlier.
https://tinyurl.com/4jrzzxvn
12 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 06:35 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker
I linked this earlier today but it's repeat worthy. 90 seconds of truth.
https://bit.ly/3AAc6rb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 06:35 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 06:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 06:36 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: chris+opher at April 25, 2023 06:36 PM (NZkbe)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:37 PM (MvF+J)
Why would anyone in their right mind -- or even otherwise -- go on one of these corporate TV reality-style game shows and pretend it's an actual debate?
Lincoln-Douglass or nothing. Corporate TV and "press" moderators cosplaying as Commanding Authority over ten or twelve Lucky Contestants is, and has been for decades, a damn unfunny dystopian joke and I'm glad Trump seems to get this.
He should get it, too -- and very clearly -- seeing how he played the Commanding Authority role in his very own reality-style TV game show.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 25, 2023 06:37 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 06:36 PM (63Dwl)
I believe Annie Sprinkle starred in "Rain Woman."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:37 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 25, 2023 06:37 PM (glGDV)
NFS. He probably sees the devil every time he looks over his shoulder.
You can run but you'll just burn tired, Roger.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2023 06:38 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:38 PM (MvF+J)
Joe Biden lies about being born in the same hospital that his grandfather died in just two weeks prior.
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Setting the (expected) lie aside, just how was that stupid tidbit supposed to aggrandize President Potstohesd anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2023 06:38 PM (esn9m)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 25, 2023 06:35 PM (sWM8x)
He kicked Don Lemon's ass but that's not such a high hurdle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:38 PM (x0n13)
Radio is really a whole different medium. Rush honed his chops over years of walking the beat. To me, his end product was magical. As a listener, you felt like he was sitting next to you as the show progressed. Not sure anyone will ever be able to rise to that level. Who knows?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (b+0YX)
Posted by: JmT at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (IAF9Q)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: chris+opher at April 25, 2023 06:36 PM (NZkbe)
Moses was a murderer. The Lord uses imperfect men to do his will. And Trump is imperfect as hell.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (pohLc)
I have seen this situation before.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 25, 2023 06:40 PM (oWBc3)
Radio is all about spontaneity. TuCa has the intellectual chops but it really takes talent to fire on all cylinders live and unscripted, as Rush did.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:40 PM (x0n13)
From Reddit:
Lot's of people aren't picking up after their animals. The sidewalks were littered almost everywhere we went. Very disappointing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 06:40 PM (2tUFv)
That is the faintest possible praise. I've had hangovers funnier than those two.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (FVME7)
"Oooh HOT!!!"
- - Anita Dunn, the Gorn LLC
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (x0n13)
'Joe Biden lies about being born in the same hospital that his grandfather died in just two weeks prior.'
Big deal. Biden lies as much as he breathes. Let me know when he stops.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (roH4R)
Must have been my imagination.
I dunno, Trump didn't complain about specific stuff, he just seems to be using this as a pretext to say he won't face his challengers.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (y/a4v)
Hmm? What if the word that came next was not 'show'...?
Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2023 06:42 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (b+0YX)
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Order or not, he won't show. Then what?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2023 06:42 PM (esn9m)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (roH4R)
When he stops breathing or lying?
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:42 PM (b+0YX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 25, 2023 06:42 PM (lz5hY)
Biden was born in Pennsylvania. His grandfather died in Maryland almost an entire year earlier.
I had a friend who was a pathological liar. It was fun back in the day to hit Grandy's for some crap junk food and pound down those pre-mixed cocktails and just let him bullshit about his life and all of the crazy experiences he had.
It was fun to egg him on just to see how crazy it would get.
Joe is that way. I want him to continue to make shit up. Its hilarious plus the extra-added benefit of it torquing the tails of people who look for and exploit for clicks these "gaffs".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 25, 2023 06:42 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:38 PM
At least all he did was kick it....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (iHBZj)
asymmetric, but winning
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO8)
The chances that Hunter will appear in court are zero.
Remember, this case is Hunter trying to get his child support reduced (without providing any evidence justifying that). If he doesn't show, the judge just denies Hunter's request, and that will be that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2023 06:33 PM (ykeLU)
Hunter is the Uday Hussein of Qusay Husseins.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:35 PM (x0n13)
LOL, it DID NOT end well for uday hussein or his brother.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (ncXxy)
You've met my tenants! What they do is stick a twig in the ground next to each new pile. They mark em, so they can be avoided more easily. And it really does make the yard look better with all those twigs sticking up.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (MvF+J)
From Reddit:
Lot's of people aren't picking up after their animals. The sidewalks were littered almost everywhere we went. Very disappointing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 06:40 PM (2tUFv)
NYC's renaissance began in 1977 when Ed Koch enacted the Pooper Scooper law. People laughed but it started the upswing that ended in the golden years of Rudy Giuliani until 9/11 and then DeBolshevik.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (rqgpJ)
i have good memories of it, though it was long ago.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (2YtOq)
Heh, my reading comprehension ain't what it used to be. Thanks, Chuy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (roH4R)
When he stops breathing or lying?
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:42 PM (b+0YX)
Once you get one . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (h5AI+)
My dog shit on the carpet during Carlson, therefore I had to fire him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (iHBZj)
asymmetric, but winning
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 06:43 PM (geLO
Mecca-Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (y/a4v)
And apparently people in Portland have very big dogs!
Posted by: Naive Visitor From Utah! at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (2tUFv)
These people whining about it would probably have an aneurysm if they had regular visits by flocks of Canadian Geese.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (b+0YX)
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Order or not, he won't show. Then what?
Posted by: Cicero
He'll just explain, "I'm Hunter Biden, bitch!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (FVME7)
Liked it better on second viewing. I'd cue it up long before I'd watch John Wick N.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (MvF+J)
Kicking Lemon's ass, or really any of the propagandists' asses is easy.
The hard part is being willing to do it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (geLO
Airfare is less than Mogadishu.
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (rqgpJ)
"The plaintiff will now re-enact the routine that ensnared our young, innocent client..."
Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Tuna at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (e7ski)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (geLO
To view the miracle of social justice and get some on your shoe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: chris+opher at April 25, 2023 06:36 PM (NZkbe)
*******
I agree with ace about Trump and prefer DeSantis over Trump, but I do think Gutfeld is funny and I will vote for Trump if he is the nominee.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (NpAcC)
i don't know about this story. i'll search for it.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:47 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:47 PM (MvF+J)
Radio is all about spontaneity. TuCa has the intellectual chops but it really takes talent to fire on all cylinders live and unscripted, as Rush did.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
He had Snerdly and a stack of stuff!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 06:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 06:44 PM (geLO
I was chasing a dame. But that was back in 2005 and it was rather a nice city from what I recall.
Was being the operative word and I am not curious to go back.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:47 PM (x0n13)
#thinkaboutit
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (iHBZj)
Depends on if 1) schadenboner lasts > 4hours or 2) <= 4 hours.
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (rqgpJ)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (MvF+J)
I mean i like his One Joke. I've just heard it a lot.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (ErSgq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (/xaUq)
That's not Dog Shit, Kemosabe
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 06:46 PM (e7ski)
Cow Patty!
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (b+0YX)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (roH4R)
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Stops lying? Stops breathing? Both?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (BpYfr)
best destination in America for fentanyl and heroin overdoses!!!
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:49 PM (iHBZj)
Liked it better on second viewing. I'd cue it up long before I'd watch John Wick N.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (MvF+J)
I enjoyed 2010 MUCH better as a kid than 2001.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 06:49 PM (/xaUq)
One day our shop foreman, a nice older guy, put up a sign kindly asking people to clean up after their dogs.
The next day, one of the hobos had scrawled across it: "THAT'S NOT DOG POOP."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 06:49 PM (oINRc)
Nah - the Ceaușescus - the elderly, out of touch President, the wife who demands that everyone respect her enormous academic qualifications, and the corrupt, perverted son who makes Uday look like a choirboy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 06:49 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: UwU_Power at April 25, 2023 06:49 PM (pH2oL)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (iHBZj)
Something with poolboys?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 06:49 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 06:49 PM (DhOHl)
asymmetric, but winning
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver
Mecca-Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Pee Wee, is that you?
SNORT
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Summer at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (SsOIf)
Posted by: Isophorone at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (biHDK)
Included in the list of six movies is the classic Robin Hood, The Prince and the Pauper and A Star is Born. I shudder to think what they'll do to Robin Hood.
Posted by: Tuna at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (gLRfa)
Another very good Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (/xaUq)
Huckapoo qiana shirts! And puka shell necklaces, Landlubber Jeans and cork heels and tube tops on chicks with natural ta-tas!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (iHBZj)
++++
According to your quote, he said nobody asked him. They just announced it. Says to me he expects negotiations to take place before he agrees. And, he specifically mentioned hostile questioners.
If it was me, I would want the moderator to be someone that could be trusted not to have their thumb on the scale to screw one guy or favor another.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (gv7Yb)
I don't HATE that... but I do hate it when it's that same anti-joke OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER...
at some point, the "joke that's funny because it's so unfunny" really just becomes "the joke that's not funny."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Isophorone at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (biHDK)
Ask this: (D) or (R)?
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (rqgpJ)
2010 movie - poor casting, acting, story and director.
I found the Cold War blah blah blah a bit tedious.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (63Dwl)
Worked for Abortion Mouse, Spongebob Shitpants and Uncle Festerman.
Besides, the McGOP debates will be the rhetorical equivalent of the monkey house with screeching, masturbating and throwing of feces.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (YXHzG)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Tuna at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (gLRfa)
And Little John
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (b+0YX)
Right. Also, the transition is not easy, from one to the other. Rush used to talk about how he just didn't take to television. His home was on the radio.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 25, 2023 06:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Isophorone at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM
Only if the witness is a Republican.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2023 06:52 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 06:48 PM (BpYfr)
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Can't have one without the other.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 06:52 PM (2YtOq)
The EMTs in Portland now mostly deal with ODs. Tens of millions of dollars a year are now spent in Portland reviving junkies.
Only three people a day die from ODs in Oregon!
That's because we're kind, compassionate, and frankly Better Than You!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 06:52 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2023 06:52 PM (B0xHY)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:41 PM (iHBZj)
bUt hE fIGhtS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DESATANIST iS oWNeD bY eStAbliSHment/ BUsH/ gLObuluSTs!!!!! !!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! AUTISTIC SHRIEKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Orange Clown-Shaped Pile of Shit and Garbage at April 25, 2023 06:52 PM (tbZh5)
____________________
Transcription error, or Freudian slip?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2023 06:53 PM (CcoDx)
Greenwald regularly gets 150-300K views on his nightly Rumble news show. Tucker could do as he pleases there.
Posted by: Fool Otto at April 25, 2023 06:53 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (gv7Yb)
Candy Crowley need not apply.
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:53 PM (b+0YX)
Liked it better on second viewing. I'd cue it up long before I'd watch John Wick N.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:45 PM (MvF+J)
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Same. I saw it when it first came out and hated the lack of chilly Kubrick visuals and totally different vibe from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Saw it again last year and appreciated it for what it was. Yeah, it's got that let's-get-past-the-Cold-War-and-work -together BS, but I liked the character actors and there were some gorgeous planet porn shots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 06:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (esn9m)
You get one chance.
And a Forehead Tattoo that says you have had your one chance.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (e7ski)
the pool boys joke I like, even though I've heard that one a lot (and I don't even watch him any more).
I will say the best joke I ever saw Gutfeld do was on RedEye. He gave this one minute set-up where he talks about setting up his own charity, for "Greg's Little Achievers," kids that have just gone a little wrong on their path to adulthood and just need a helping hand to get on the straight and narrow.
Then he starts playing video, with pulsing disco music, of obviously gay muscle-builders spraying water at each other on a pool while he continues talking about "Greg's Little Achievers" and how it fills his heart with pride to see them growing.
I've looked for that video like literally 50 times. It's not on the internet, never was.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (iHBZj)
I just noticed red flames coming out of my ass. According to the ad I keep seeing here, that's one of the four warning sign of dying liver. I don't feel like my liver's dead, and recent blood work didn't show a problem. Does the new strain of Covid do this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2023 06:29 PM (7xqnr)
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Stop sniffing lighter fluid.
Posted by: Ciampino -- hot & spicy samosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (qfLjt)
Because nothing he's saying is new, we knew this about him in 2016. What we didn't know is how hard he would work for us and the betterment of the whole world. How successful he'd be at fulfilling his promises, creating stability and world peace, etc. Did he pull everything off he wanted and promised? Nope. Was he a complete triumph? Nope. Did he drain the swamp and fix the deep state? Nope.
But what he accomplished, he did really well. And we know he would continue that if he was able to be president again. So he has serious problems like he always has, he shoots his idiot hole off more than he should, he refuses to back down or apologize even when he probably ought to. He's really dumb on the "vaccine" and cannot be trusted with that kind of situation again. But we did well with him in office, and would do well again, if he could possibly win.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (0hOvj)
Anheuser Bush is only the latest.
Posted by: PJ at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2023 06:55 PM (gmo/4)
Yeah, not much left culturally, except for family high school plays and sporting events.
More planned outdoor events this year than in the last 5; these are good things.
Morons and friends are a much better form of entertainment than hollywood and big ball sports.
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2023 06:55 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (FVME7)
Exactly. Murdoch's one of the lizard people from Mercury, and there's bad blood between the two.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 06:55 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 06:55 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 06:55 PM (MvF+J)
There are paparazzi pics, you'd think they'd notice that as that place is on a private road.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2023 06:55 PM (6z9vr)
His Truth Social army and podcast water carriers were whining about the RNC making stupid choices for debates about a week ago. I guess Trumps Rona endorsement paid off well!
Posted by: Fool Otto at April 25, 2023 06:56 PM (DB16e)
A wood chipper is too humane for those monsters. Dr. John Money of Johns-Hopkins was supposed to be cautionary and not a "How to Experiment on the Innocent."
Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst was partially right, doctors are in it for the money and to play god. But mainly to play god.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 06:56 PM (mLeXI)
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Poorly conceived, too. The first rule of "2001" is Don't Explain "2001."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 25, 2023 06:57 PM (wzAuc)
We don't want another repeat of that nonsense and we all know the G.O.P. hates Trump. No need to play by their rules anymore, especially if it deals with their stupid pledge. The G.O.P. OWES Trump the second term that THEY HELPED STEAL FROM HIM! He owes them not one damn thing.
Posted by: Tracy at April 25, 2023 06:57 PM (NPLuJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
I would only watch a rerun of it for the entertainment. The candidates are worthless and uninspiring, bring on Konstantin Kisin for one and maybe Jordan Peterson for another.
If we are lucky with Peterson we will get a psychoanalysis and Make Your Bed sort of moderation.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 25, 2023 06:57 PM (YXHzG)
Is he working hard? Does he keep engaged? Does he ride the bureaucracy? Does he make sure that his orders are being executed?
Or does he just slap-dashedly announce a policy on twitter and then gab with Maggie Haberman like a teenaged girl and just trust that the swamp is going to follow his orders?
It's the latter. One thing he accomplished was gettign a tax cut. Okay, but big deal, the Republican Establishment will always work for a tax cut.
What about draining the swamp? What about the so-called Muslim ban?
He just doesn't work hard. If he worked hard, I'd support him, because he would have done more.
And he would have taken care of all the illegal changes ot voting rules before the 2020 election, instead of just trusting he could sue his way back from a deficit later
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:57 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (h5AI+)
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Maybe they had private arguments around religion.
Posted by: Ciampino -- hot & spicy samosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 06:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 06:58 PM (7R+co)
Yeah but that was tolerably woke. It was terrible as well, but they didn't have Maid Marian girl boss slaughtering enemies and doing martial arts, while tranny Will Scarlett lectures hispanic Robin Hood about his privilege.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 06:58 PM (0hOvj)
ALso FIRST NATIONAL BANK is expected to be taken over by the Government
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2023 06:58 PM (dKiJG)
There's not much I could say about the previous thread that wouldn't get me permanently banned and/or arrested.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2023 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Tucker the latest example.
Posted by: JmT at April 25, 2023 06:58 PM (IAF9Q)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
C’mon man! We are not anything like the Bidens. You must have meant our cousins, Hot Garbage.
Now those folks…well…
Posted by: Trash Everywhere at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (R/m4+)
I thought it was neat. They made a new star out of Jupiter. (Which is impossible but whatever.)
"All these planets are yours save Europa, attempt no landing there..."
Neat.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (iHBZj)
Well no, he's not president now. But when was, yes. he worked hard. Not perfectly, and his personnel choices were terrible but he did bust his ass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (0hOvj)
Lauren Sibhan and Yoga News
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (e7ski)
My siblings and I had dog poop duty before our father mowed the lawn. If we "missed" one( lazy kids that we were) and he ran over it with the lawn mower..yikes were we in trouble.
Posted by: Tuna at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (b4o9z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (mLeXI)
About ten blocks from where I lived, there is now an abandoned two-story office building that now is used as a junkie squatter hangout, the residents of which are now apparently terrorizing the neighborhood for blocks around. The Soros DA won't prosecute any of them, of course.
An owner of a local trendy cafe was just savagely attacked by a pit bull belonging to one of the junkies while she walked down the street next to the junkie hangout, putting her in the hospital.
The 7-11 across the street has also been abandoned, with abundant graffiti denouncing Kyle Rittenhouse.
Amazing how quickly things have deteriorated.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (2tUFv)
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 1h
Fred Ryan, Publisher and CEO of The Washington Post, has always tried to hide the fact that he’s also Chairman of the Reagan Library. He knew the reaction from Real Republicans, not the RINOS that don’t care, would be volatile. He’s also hiding it from his Liberal Friends. President Ronald Reagan would not approve!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 07:00 PM (Vwz3I)
at some point, the "joke that's funny because it's so unfunny" really just becomes "the joke that's not funny."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (iHBZj)
Ironically (is it ironic? It seems like the sort of thing that should be ironic), my favorite part of Gutfeld is the "Greg's Leftovers" bit at the start of the show on Fridays, when he runs through one-liners like late-night hosts usually do. They're pretty good.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:00 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:00 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:00 PM (0hOvj)
And, I seem to recall, there's a growing segment of the drug abusing populace that purposely flirts with death by OD because they know the EMTs have Naloxone.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 07:00 PM (2YtOq)
Bongino is trained by those people who make those informercials that go on for a solid hour and tell you absolutely nothing.
Bongino has a gift for taking ninety minutes to say what can be said in five.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 25, 2023 07:01 PM (YXHzG)
Only three people a day die from ODs in Oregon!
*******
Those who can Narcan do Narcan, those who can't Narcan don't.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2023 07:01 PM (ykeLU)
Then guess what happens.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:00 PM (MvF+J)
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SPOILER: 2061 - Odyssey Three
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 07:01 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:01 PM (mLeXI)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2023 07:01 PM (dKiJG)
What's to explain? 'Eat mescaline, Trip balls.'
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:01 PM (MvF+J)
I keep asking the same thing about Kari Lake too, why were they or the GOP not litigating as hard as the Dems before their elections? It was obvious they were changing the rules for their own benefit!
Posted by: PJ at April 25, 2023 07:01 PM (G1dq6)
You do know that Arthur C. Clarke was a pedophile, right?
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2023 07:02 PM (j4U/Z)
Yeah, SNL does that a lot. They take a skit, do a joke, do it until its not funny any more, keep doing it until it starts to be kind of funny out of irony, then keep doing it until its just boring an obnoxious. Then they keep going, then run 15 minutes of crappy ads
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:02 PM (0hOvj)
"In 2021, Levy joined The Daily Beast podcast, The New Abnormal, as a co-host with Molly Jong-Fast."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (x0n13)
Ah ha. Wrong spelling.
I should have just sent out the JJ signal. He is an old swinger.
The silky kind of fabric the ladies were wearing. Erin Grey in Buck Rogers. And the gal playing the princess.
+1
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:02 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (mLeXI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (u7leW)
What did you reprobates do with TJM?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (mLeXI)
He """didn't""" bring up Prometheus one too many times.
He now sleeps with the straight-to-DVD movies.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (/xaUq)
This too is the story of Tim Pool
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (0hOvj)
And in a perfectly Portland moment, the dog that did the attack was put into custody by county animal control, which then released it to the mother of the junkie that owned it. The dog is free now, and can attack someone else.
As someone noted: "We can't even arrest the dogs in Portland."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (+8SIk)
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2023 07:04 PM (T4tVD)
Furiously mashing the "Nothing Will Happen" button here, Ace.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2023 07:04 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 07:04 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: JmT at April 25, 2023 06:39 PM (IAF9Q)
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Is it Waters or Watters?
Posted by: Ciampino --- hot & spicy samosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 07:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
What's Schulz up to? Living under a bridge, praying for his own death?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:05 PM (tp+tP)
I don't remember exactly which bit I saw here first.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 25, 2023 07:05 PM (6z9vr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (LA4Ov)
Only three people a day die from ODs in Oregon!"
I see an easy and cheap solution to both Portland's vagrant problem and Portland's budget problem.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (ou9hh)
Dads are like that. Bless them.
Posted by: Tuna at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (gLRfa)
Old Yeller hisself. He'd listen to the inept answers for a bit and then yell 'get off the phone ya big dope!'
Posted by: micky at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (V13WU)
Anything else is wishful thinking.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (mLeXI)
There were a bunch of novels. Wasn't there a 2061, or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (geLO8)
"All these planets are yours save Europa, attempt no landing there..."
Neat.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (iHBZj)
I enjoyed 2010, and liked the USSR vs USA story seems more realistic today than when it was made.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 06:54 PM (DhOHl)
Concur. He is quite funny and informative at the same time. His air purifier commercials are hilarious!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2023 07:07 PM (R/m4+)
Oregon decriminalized possession of up to a hundred grams of fentanyl.
A hundred grams of pure fentanyl is enough to kill thousands of people.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 07:07 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:05 PM (tp+tP)
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I assume he's at this very moment in a leather daddy's basement wearing a latex nurse uniform with ball gag.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:06 PM (geLO
Cubist Tank Abrams?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 07:08 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2023 07:08 PM (ykeLU)
30 years ago May 22. We need these. A Conservative Sturgis.
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2023 07:08 PM (B0xHY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (u7leW)
Oh, come on NST, I am sure if you and JJ met on a disco floor- him in his hang-glider lapelled jump suit with a gold medallion nestled in his chest hair and you in a slinky, gossamer thin bit of qiana...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:08 PM (/xaUq)
(well I did have an iPhone 4s that my client gave me to use way back when; that was the one where the cell antenna doesn't work if you're holding the phone in your hand, which some folx found suboptimal.)
Anyway, I see it likes to pop up novel annoying crap that you don't want, and I still don't know how to kill -9 pid any of it yet. I'll give it to my sister, and then she'll use it to call me to ask me how to do so-and-so, and I don't have a clue. I know she'll go straight for the games, and I never played any of those stupid games before in my life.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:08 PM (MvF+J)
The Democrat population control method.
Posted by: Bosk at April 25, 2023 07:09 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:09 PM (geLO8)
"All these planets are yours save Europa, attempt no landing there..."
Neat.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (iHBZj)
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The theory behind Jupiter's ignition is that the monoliths were adding mass to the planet, enough to start a fusion reaction. The books give "Lucifer" a rather short burn time of only around 1000 years or so.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 07:09 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 07:10 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:05 PM (tp+tP)
He does MORNIN on Compound Media another former female Fox News Red Eye regular.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2023 07:10 PM (dKiJG)
Seth MacFarlane. He'll hammer you over the head for 20 minutes with something that's deliberately so annoying/stupid, you want to kill it with fire.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Tuna at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (gLRfa)
And Little John
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (b+0YX)
Oooh, I'm gonna be Maid Marian!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)
https://tinyurl.com/2b3cs84m
Two teenagers stole a Hyundai and crashed it into a car with three women and a baby. When they T-Boned the car, they killed the baby and put the rest in the hospital.
The Chicago authorities sprung into action, charging the kids not with manslaughter, not with car theft, not with reckless driving, but misdemeanor trespassing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (0hOvj)
In the last novel Arthur C. Clarke shows how stupid he is with computers. Digital HAL and Bowman convince Poole that the Monolith on Europa is malfunctioning. So they unleash on the Monolith every computer virus Earth has invented on the Monolith.
Yeah... that is akin to trying to use a.. words fail me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (mLeXI)
Because he's only a few short years from meeting God and won't duck that one.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (T9WMp)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 07:09 PM (BpYfr)
But wouldn't adding mass to jupiter cause it to move closer to the sun...?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (CcoDx)
I guess... I looked up how much mass you'd have to add to jupiter to get it big enough to fuse. The mass is much more than all the other masses of the planets in the solar system, combined. The guy I was reading concluded, if your idea is just to add enough mass to Jupiter to get it to fuse, you're better off just finding another star and dragging it all the way to our solar system. That would actually take less effort.
I guess if the monoliths are some kind of Black Hole technology or something....
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (iHBZj)
This just in: According to leaked court documents from the Fox News-Dominion lawsuit, Paul Ryan was a driving force behind the network’s drive to play down 2020 election fraud allegations and to ‘move on from Trump’
Catturd ™ @catturd2 · 12h
Imagine that.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cucked-Puppet-CCP) at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (MvF+J)
Interspersed with 10 minutes of random cutaways.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)
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Son, there's no "i" in "mad" and I don't mean angry.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (2YtOq)
🚨#BREAKING: fatalities and injuries have been reported after an oil refinery exploded
📌#Lemont | #Illinois
Multiple emergency crews are the scene this afternoon with at least one person killed and another injured in an explosion and fire at a petroleum plant in Lemont, Illinois reports indicated the explosion occurred in an asphalt tank at the plant.
https://tinyurl.com/4e53p8kr
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 25, 2023 06:21 PM (Vwz3I)
There seems to be a fair amount of infrastructure damage going on lately. Almost like someone blew up our Nord Stream.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:03 PM (mLeXI)
I stopped reading when he started talking about the Last of the Catholic Popes and how SHE, I stopped reading it, I get it you are an atheist and you hate Catholics blah blah
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (dKiJG)
The fact that he has three freaking crappy identical shows on at the same time reminds me of when Hannah-Barberra had so much vomit on TV every week. But H-B had better writing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (0hOvj)
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My guess is a very big Oregon democrat donor is heavily invested in NARCAN manufacturing and distribution.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (17s+e)
i am looking at Trump's own words, like that the war on woke corporations is "so unnecessary."
Or him telling Gov. Kemp that he should stop trying to re-open Georgia.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (iHBZj)
How can I help pass the stuff out?
Maybe an old ice cream truck playing jingle jangle.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2023 07:14 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
no, because you see, Jupiter getting bigger would affect the diagonal hypotenuse of the orbital bivalence and as a result it would start matriculating outward from the solar plenum
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (iHBZj)
I knew it! That's where the airplane went!
Posted by: Don Lemon, reliving the Glory Days at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (SRRAx)
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And still nothin' for the paisans!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (MvF+J)
I want to start doing the "What is going on?" and "Think it can't happen? Wrong." thing on the site
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (MvF+J)
Interspersed with 10 minutes of random cutaways.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (tp+tP)
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This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Conway Twitty at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (17s+e)
If I had to guess I would say that Trump is trying to create space between him and DeSantis, so that people can see a difference. Currently their policy proposals and ideas are pretty much identical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (0hOvj)
https://mol.im/a/12012287
Posted by: Ciampino - hot & spicy samoosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (qfLjt)
He's evolved into social criticism, and his principle interest is in how to create a better society so our kids (and grandkids) have a shot at living ethically and without interfence from the busybody left. Check out his interview on Fox Nation or read him here, if you are interested.
https://tinyurl.com/4khsa8uw
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (nF5aT)
Pride Month will be here soon, Citizen.
You will participate in the mandatory celebrations, or your social credit score will be severely impacted.
After all, "He who does not celebrate Pride Month does not eat."
Posted by: America, 2028! at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (iHBZj)
In the book they are. Dave Bowman flies along the hyperspace tramway to where ever he ends up, at one point passing a vast graveyard of abandoned starships that the monolith builders no longer needed since they had ascended to another plane of existence.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (i5lJm)
https://tinyurl.com/5bb2a8y4
Maybe Trump can make another pudding video and launch a few pejoratives.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (T9WMp)
I thought it was neat. They made a new star out of Jupiter. (Which is impossible but whatever.)
"All these planets are yours save Europa, attempt no landing there..."
Neat.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (iHBZj)
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I'll grant that. Not a bad movie, really. I just couldn't get past why the aliens needed to do all that chrysalis shit on Bowman if all they wanted of hims was to send a message to the humans. Liked it better left as an allegory to muse over during the shroom afterglow.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (b4o9z)
"...can you explain that using a Venn Diagram?"
--Kamala Harris
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:17 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 07:13 PM (2YtOq)
That suddenly made me think of The Safety Dance video, with Mulvaney as the loony dancing girl.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 25, 2023 07:17 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 25, 2023 07:17 PM (DhOHl)
so yes, Trump is saying that DeSantis is too extreme and fights the left too hard
so Trump isn't going to be the fighter. He's going to be the more moderate, George Bush-like Trump.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:17 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Tuna at April 25, 2023 06:50 PM (gLRfa)
And Little John
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2023 06:51 PM (b+0YX)
Oooh, I'm gonna be Maid Marian!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 25, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)
Disney is also gonna do a LIVE ACTION VERSION of the animated ROBIN HOOD, who's gonna be gay, They are so bankrupt on ideas
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 25, 2023 07:17 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (iHBZj)
Almost like there must have been some great force behind all of it. Almost a God.
Posted by: JmT at April 25, 2023 07:17 PM (IAF9Q)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 25, 2023 07:18 PM (b4o9z)
I'll grant that. Not a bad movie, really. I just couldn't get past why the aliens needed to do all that chrysalis shit on Bowman if all they wanted of hims was to send a message to the humans. Liked it better left as an allegory to muse over during the shroom afterglow.
I think because it was a sequel and Keir Dullea was alive and willing to work for five dollars a day and all the 7-Eleven Burritos he could eat.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:18 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (geLO
And wouldn't it be also pulling the other planets then away from the sun. Plus, Jupiter is kind of necessary where it is. It is like a giant hoover for large ojects entering the solar system. Why it is almost like someone planned.... nah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (/xaUq)
But Clarke never ponders what such a deepening of Jupiter's gravity well would do to the orbits of all the Jovian moons even after using gravitational tides to imperil Discovery One.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (mLeXI)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM (iHBZj)
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It's established that they are part of some sort of gate network, so theoretically they could open a portal/wormhole to another star's mass. Though I believe you are correct in that Jupiter's mass is still way too little to create sustained fusion without a MASSIVE infusion of extra mass. Looks like minimum mass is about 75 Jupiter-masses to support sustained fusion.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (BpYfr)
Oregon decriminalized possession of up to a hundred grams of fentanyl.
A hundred grams of pure fentanyl is enough to kill thousands of people.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April
So they're okay with 30 round magazines. ?😁
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (B0xHY)
If I had to guess I would say that Trump is trying to create space between him and DeSantis, so that people can see a difference. Currently their policy proposals and ideas are pretty much identical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (0hOvj)
That's a weird way to create space, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 07:20 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at April 25, 2023 07:12 PM
That seems unduly cynical, seein' as how we're just a smidge over a month from Pride Month, ma'am.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 25, 2023 07:20 PM (We9fe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (b4o9z) "
yeah, that was my first thought, too ...
meh, we'll never really know ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 25, 2023 07:20 PM (1WdLY)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (B0xHY)
Posted by: stv at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (/dqoc)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (u7leW)
I've long figured Trump as a Clintonite centrist Democrat who got pushed right by the attacks from the left and advice from guys like Bonnano or whatever his name was. This is more a return to form for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 07:20 PM (2YtOq)
Eddies in the Space-Time Continuum.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (PiwSw)
Wolfgang Pauli's birthday today.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (MvF+J)
After the 2024 election is stolen from DeSantis he will be forever known as, "The Failed Presidential Candidate DeSantis."
Posted by: Old Gypsy Woman at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:15 PM (geLO
Besides, the size increase would result in a reversal of polarity of the tachyons, which would push Jupiter further away.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (Angsy)
https://mol.im/a/12011983
Posted by: Ciampino -- hot & spicy samoosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (iHBZj)
Talk about reaching for an excuse to justify the conclusion you've already drawn...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (mLeXI)
"...can you explain that using a Venn Diagram?"
--Kamala Harris
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In Living Color - Best of Oswald Bates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xxvp5R9hE
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (17s+e)
Not if you use enough RDX. Uh, I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:23 PM (T9WMp)
___________
Or is he going to Suck a Greasy D's Bum?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 25, 2023 07:23 PM (TgBWG)
A hundred grams of fent ls legal in Oregon, but God help you if you want to be a legal firearm owner.
(Oregon voters voted for a wildly unconstitutional gun law, which is working its way through the courts. More than half the county sheriffs have said that they would refuse to enforce it.)
Posted by: America, 2028! at April 25, 2023 07:23 PM (2tUFv)
You can get a full body tan without needing somebody to turn the spit.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:23 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 25, 2023 07:23 PM (1WdLY)
https://tinyurl.com/5bb2a8y4
Maybe Trump can make another pudding video and launch a few pejoratives.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:16 PM (T9WMp)
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One of my brothers sent me the Biden theme of "Let's Finish The Job" and said "it sounds like he is standing over a wounded country with a gun in his hand and Joe is mumbling to himself again, saying "finish the job! shoot it again!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (GOex1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (/xaUq)
He never really explains how it works beyond "this is what it does" which works best I think for heavy sci fi. How does the ray gun work? It shoots energy, shut up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (FVME7)
well, yes: So why would you support this? How can the case for Trump be BOTH "he'll fight the left for us without mercy" and also "he's a Clintonite centrist who will sue for peace in the culture wars"
One of those is true. both can't be. so which is it?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (iHBZj)"
I just showed my ass to get things started.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (T9WMp)
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Ok that's fine, but in his shoes I'd go right, not left. Which seems obvious, but whatevs.
If DeSantis goes hard at Disney, he could do a tweet where he's grinning over a taco bowl, and say "the next one is going to be made from Bob Iger."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (oINRc)
On my computer.
LOL.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:19 PM (iHBZj)
Angela White and Strawberry agree.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: America, 2028! at April 25, 2023 07:23 PM (2tUFv)
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I'm gonna guess that 99% of those sheriffs live outside of Portland.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (BpYfr)
i do. I just don't want to bigfoot the discussion so i'll let you ninnies continue making your erroneous claims.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (iHBZj)
Brilliant. I can see a lot of those metaphors coming.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (T9WMp)
scientists say it rains diamonds on Neptune
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (geLO8)
Hey, if you are a white male, it's the only way you can get hired for a lot of jobs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Montec at April 25, 2023 07:26 PM (wj0wG)
One of my favorite characters, so many fun skits. They kind of carried him over to their movie Mo' Money as the defense lawyer the brothers get. The judge feels so bad for them because the guy is terrible and incompetent that he gives them a warning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:26 PM (0hOvj)
scientists say it rains diamonds on Neptune
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (geLO
Not Uranus?
Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2023 07:26 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM
Ace, this might be worth a look:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_okay_to_be_white
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (T9WMp)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (iHBZj)"
I just showed my ass to get things started.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (T9WMp)
That spells M O O N!
Posted by: The guy from the miniseries The Stand (the good one) at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (iHBZj)
Lol ace, is white visible? Think we're going to hash that out first.
Posted by: JmT at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (IAF9Q)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (iHBZj)
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I saw Erroneous Claims open Valid Opinions back in 84.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (2YtOq)
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Second look at AoSHQ Decision Desk ... starring Nate Silver?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (u9CTO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (mLeXI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (/xaUq)
. . . dunno much 'bout biology . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (4I/2K)
@washingtonpost
Democrats are lukewarm about picking Biden as their nominee, but many believe he may be the best hope of preventing a second Trump term and fighting extremism.
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P!ease, Br'er Biden! Don't throw me into extremism briar patch!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (FVME7)
If DeSantis goes hard at Disney, he could do a tweet where he's grinning over a taco bowl, and say "the next one is going to be made from Bob Iger."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 07:24 PM (oINRc)
Right. I mean, what does the argument for DeSantis boil down to, if not "I can do Trumpism better than Trump can"? Faced with that message, why is Trump responding by promising to abandon important aspects of Trumpism?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM (tp+tP)
scientists say it rains diamonds on Neptune
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM
Yeah, but who is going to go out there and collect them diamonds? Sounds like a one way trip to me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: micky at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (1WdLY)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver
But it never rains in Southern
California.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM
All I get are Klingons.
Posted by: Uranus at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Montec at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (wj0wG)
Tracfone set up: "Turn the phone on, then off." OK assholes, where's the on-off button? No diagram, no illustration.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (MvF+J)
I think that works best for magic as well. How does it work? We don't know. It just does. What principles does it follow? Nobody knows, it doesn't follow any principles. Its magic. It doesn't have to make sense or follow a set of rules. It can't, or its not magical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:28 PM (0hOvj)
Fight me!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (i5lJm)
Wolfgang Pauli's birthday today.
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:21 PM (MvF+J)
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Brilliant fellow. Pity we cant exclude the loonies on the left.
Posted by: Ciampino --- hot & spicy samoosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (xcxpd)
Also because Trump is still fighting old battles using the same tactics. Biden beat that from his basement last time. They probably figure he's a shoe in now. I'm
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (T9WMp)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (iHBZj)
Wow, ace with the appeal to authority.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (/xaUq)
Oregon politics is very simple. For almost any statewide measure or election, the rest of Oregon votes one way, and Portland's county votes the other way.
Only 20% of the state lives in Portland's county, but they vote for the Leftist person or measure by North Korean margins, invariably successfully outvoting the rest of the state.
The Democrat governor's statewide margin of victory was one-third her margin of victory in Portland's county.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:27 PM
Well desantis has a shot at getting reelected in 2028 to continue "trumpism" if he wins next year and trump does not. Just sayin......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (ncXxy)
So yeah never let Clarke near hard science fiction.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (mLeXI)
Nah, it happens every day.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 07:31 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 25, 2023 07:31 PM (xcxpd)
So I don’t believe all this talk of Dems turning on Biden.
Posted by: Montec at April 25, 2023 07:31 PM (wj0wG)
So yeah never let Clarke near hard science fiction.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (mLeXI)
Hard sci-fi never really got me. Rama was just... dispassionate oddity.
Oh, who is the one who did the terraforming of Mars books? A lady. She managed to make that both boring and soap opera at the same time. Jennifer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:31 PM (/xaUq)
Only 20% of the state lives in Portland's county, but they vote for the Leftist person or measure by North Korean margins, invariably successfully outvoting the rest of the state.
The Democrat governor's statewide margin of victory was one-third her margin of victory in Portland's county.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (2tUFv)
Hm. Rather than trying to secede and join Idaho, maybe the rest of Oregon should focus on evicting Portland.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:30 PM (mLeXI)
Or children...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (0hOvj)
scientists say it rains diamonds on Neptune
Posted by: DB - completing the maneuver at April 25, 2023 07:25 PM (geLO
Pluto rains on Uranus
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (mLeXI)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (tp+tP)
It's all magnets.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (mLeXI)
I have those in 70s paperbacks from my parents library when they were cleaning stuff out (to make way for other books.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2023 07:34 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 25, 2023 07:34 PM (u7leW)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM
Oh, they're real, and another ploy by the white heteropatriarchy keepin' me down.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, the once and future Governor of Georgia at April 25, 2023 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Fight me!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:29 PM (i5lJm)
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I agree!
I would have loved a Union-Alliance series once upon a time, but now? Hell no.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 25, 2023 07:34 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:32 PM (mLeXI)
The Foreigner series seems perfect for these woke times, I mean, giant black aliens that rule the human immigrants. It's perfect.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:35 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 25, 2023 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
Cyteen would make a great TV mini-series.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:36 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:36 PM (mLeXI)
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It's Left Handed Transexual Furries Day!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 25, 2023 07:36 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:36 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2023 07:36 PM (mLeXI)
Can, I guess. I will just go on with my love for the old lady.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 07:37 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Cuckolded Mickey at April 25, 2023 07:40 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Draki at April 25, 2023 07:42 PM (h4QKj)
When the good-ole-boy party called Republicans get their precious Chamber of Commerce and Big Donor money messed with, they cease pretending to "work for the American people" and start working against them.
Seriously, your argument of "Trump shoulda done this and Trump shoulda done that and nah-nah-nah" is absolute horseshit!! How was President Trump going to get his agenda accomplished when he had so many people betraying him? Doctor Brix anyone? Rence Pribus anyone? Paul Ryan anyone? Mike Pence anyone? People at EVERY level of government NOT following White House policies and ignoring presidential orders all the while claiming they were. AND THAT'S TRUMP'S FAULT?!?!?
And you are completeky, 100% WRONG that DJT wasn't out there, fighting these changes to election laws prior to November 2020. The courts refused to hear his arguments. How is that his fault again?!? Get your facts straight!
Posted by: Tracy at April 25, 2023 08:04 PM (NPLuJ)
Seneca has a plant not far from my place. They're always next door to a full-spectrum refinery. Asphalt burns really black when it does go off, and it takes forever to put it out. Not as volatile as the high distillates, but you do have to be careful with it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 25, 2023 08:05 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 07:22 PM (iHBZj)"
Please don't tell me that luxurious reddish brown pelt has turned white!
Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2023 08:05 PM (j4U/Z)
What happened to the truck dispatched Decision Desk guy who used to be here (Brandon Finnegan, maybe?). Went a little nuts in the 2016 election run up, and then...dunno
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 25, 2023 08:12 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: Tracy at April 25, 2023 08:04 PM (NPLuJ)
Warp Speed.
*drops mic*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 08:13 PM (i5lJm)
Damn well better not be. That would be in violation of Article 4 Section 4 of the US Constitution.
Posted by: GWB at April 25, 2023 08:18 PM (jjYpq)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:32 PM (iHBZj)
Not locking people up for drug possession isn't the same thing as encouraging people to do more drugs. Legalize nonviolent drug use, fine people who use drugs in public, and quit flooding the prisons with drug addicts.
Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 26, 2023 01:50 AM (18PNs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2023 05:48 AM (/KCGv)
"All these planets are yours save Europa, attempt no landing there..."
Neat.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 06:59 PM (iHBZj)
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The theory behind Jupiter's ignition is that the monoliths were adding mass to the planet, enough to start a fusion reaction. The books give "Lucifer" a rather short burn time of only around 1000 years or so.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 07:09 PM (BpYfr)
Interesting to think of what multiplying Jupes mass by a factor of 10-100 would do to the Solar System. First thing, any life on Europa would be fried. Then Europa would be eaten. All the other planets would be in for a world of hurt, the outer ones spun off, the inner ones who knows.
Thought the sun thing was kinda dopey, but never thought mass was being added. I thought the monoliths were just breaking the rules somehow.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 26, 2023 01:46 PM (eoQWY)
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