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Report: Don LeMon Was Fired Due To Condescending, Race-Baiting, Black Supremacist Argument with Vivek Ramaswamy
But you get the idea: That it was this incident that incited the "parting of ways."CNN cut ties with longtime anchor Don Lemon on Monday, and according to a report from The New York Times, a testy debate with Republican presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy might have been what pushed the network over the edge. The Times reported on Monday that the contentious segment -- during which Lemon accused Ramaswamy of "race-splaining" and informed the GOP candidate that he was not equipped to discuss Civil Rights because he was not black -- had left several in leadership at CNN "exasperated. The debate began with comments Ramaswamy made at the recent National Rifle Association (NRA) convention, in which he detailed the beginnings of gun control in the United States as a means used by Democrats to prevent black Americans from exercising constitutional rights once the Civil War was over. "Southern states passed anti-gun laws that stopped black people from owning guns. The Democrat Party then, as in now, wanted to put them back in chains," Ramaswamy said. ... The conversation quickly veered off course as Lemon joined in, saying, "I don't really see what one has to do with the other, especially considering, and using the Civil War to talk about black Americans. That war was not fought for black people to have guns. That's -- that's -- that's not --" Ramaswamy pushed back, saying that the Civil War had been about black Americans gaining freedom -- but argued that because of laws implemented by Democrats after the war, it was not until the right of black Americans to bear arms was recognized that the other rights could be fully felt. "But black people still aren't allowed to enjoy the freedoms --" Lemon objected. "I disagree with you on that," Ramaswamy objected, adding, "I think you're doing a disservice to our country, by failing to recognize the fact that [black Americans] have equality under the law. " "When you are in black skin and you live in this country, then you can disagree with me. But we're not. You mentioned in there that we have three different shades of melanin --" Lemon continued to argue. ... "You're making people think that the Civil War was fought for black people, only for black people to get guns, and for black people to have --" Lemon kept going.Ramaswamy obviously never said that. Don LeMon must have been high on MDMA and amyl nitrite.
"The Civil War was fought for black people in this country to get freedoms, a noble mission. And I think that even after even after we succeeded, we had to actually secure those freedoms," Ramaswamy clarified. Lemon continued to argue, calling Ramaswamy's telling of history "reductive" -- pausing only to complain when a producer apparently began talking to him over his earpiece: "Hang on, please. I cannot keep a thought If you guys are talking in my ear." ... "The part that I find insulting is when you say today, black Americans don't have those rights, after we have gone through the Civil Rights revolution in this country," Ramaswamy said, and Lemon bristled. "The fact that you are sitting here telling an African American about the rights and what you find insulting about the way I live in the skin I live in every day, and that you find it insulting that I have a different point of view of black and white, and what black people don't have in this country and what black people do have," he said. "I think we should be able to express our views regardless of the color of our skin. We should have this debate without me regarding you as a black man, but me regarding you as a fellow citizen," Ramaswamy replied. "And you're sitting here, whatever ethnicity you are, explaining to me what it's like to be black in America," Lemon objected again. "Whatever ethnicity? I'll tell you what I am. I'm an Indian American. I'm proud of it. But I think we should have this debate. Black, white doesn't matter. On the content of the ideas," Ramaswamy concluded. "What you should do is have the debate in an honest and fair way, and what you're doing is not an honest and fair way," Lemon replied, ending the segment.Check out the below clip. Poppy Harlow attempted a courteous goodby to Ramaswamy, saying "We'll have you back to talk about China and the other issues we didn't get to [because Don LeMon was pursuing his I'm Black So I Get to Make Up "Facts" as I Choose Agenda]. Amazingly, the graceless arrogant mancvnt LeMon steps on her courteous goodbye to say something curt like "We'll move on now, if you please."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:06 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:06 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:08 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 25, 2023 03:08 PM (DBrN4)
Posted by: huerfano at April 25, 2023 03:08 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:08 PM (9UlRk)
He was a dead man walking after the last incident. But he just can't help himself, so he's out the door.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at April 25, 2023 03:09 PM (OUMaO)
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Awesome!
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 03:09 PM (HmA4g)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:09 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 25, 2023 03:09 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2023 03:09 PM (QRJR+)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 03:09 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:09 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (ytSiK)
That's what I'm constantly told.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (sD/OT)
A gay african american multimillionaire TV host has no rights in this country!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (rRjGT)
'My identity is X and therefore only I have the authority and lived experience to speak our X truths. Your truths are not my truths.'
Standard Woke Boilerplate. Seeing Lemon deploy it so brazenly made obvious to maybe everybody how stupid and totalitarian the concept is.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (MkuC5)
The dude has no friends.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (roPuI)
At some point the Left does appreciate competence when it comes to shitting on the Right.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (HmA4g)
That's what I'm constantly told.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (sD/OT)
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"Democrats did that!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (rRjGT)
Posted by: The Badgers of Hope County, Montana at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (LNkkH)
I think that is the most accurate analysis yeah. They wanted him gone, this was a good excuse. And Don LeMon thought he was untouchable for being black and homosexual.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (0hOvj)
Testy? Another scratch and sniff? Malty? Yeasty?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (hqSyT)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (roPuI)
Given how many STDs he must have, I certainly hope not.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:12 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 03:12 PM (HmA4g)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:12 PM (rRjGT)
Until that son of a bitch is white, don't sit there and tell me what privileges I supposedly have.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:12 PM (sD/OT)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:12 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 25, 2023 03:13 PM (Y0fvy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 03:13 PM (udHqf)
Book It.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (up/3i)
Guest Harpy on The View.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 03:13 PM (PiwSw)
The funny thing is that Lemon is probably upset that Tucker was let go on the same day , taking away the spotlight of injustice that was Lemon being fired
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 25, 2023 03:13 PM (1Ohlm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:13 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 03:13 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 03:11 PM (HmA4g)
I somehow don't think he'll take the hint.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (9UlRk)
You mean Don Lemon was actually correct about something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (lwYU6)
He was a dead man walking after the last incident. But he just can't help himself, so he's out the door.
Posted by: Brother Tim
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I think he was trying to get fired so he could sue CNN. Probably be the next spokesperson for the Biden Junta or some such.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (Vtm8d)
Yeah either Lemon chose poorly, or CNN chose wisely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Wally at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (QXYiz)
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (Y0fvy)
>>I like vivek more after this. Not enough to make him president.
I would vote for him simply for the hilariousness of seeing news heads having to say, President Ramaswamy this and President Ramaswamy that...
I mean, you do it, say President Ramaswamy three times fast...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm diesel chicken at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (jTmQV)
Lemon's still fuming about that time his doorman didn't bow to a proper 45 degrees. Of course he would have bowed 45 degrees to a WHITE MAN!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Dr. T
By talking about how a**hole he is, you gloss right over just how ignorant and stupid he is.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 25, 2023 03:10 PM (roPuI)
Don likes to be the one being pissed on.
Though he much prefers a nice steaming log down his throat.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:15 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:15 PM (8c8Y3)
I think that is the most accurate analysis yeah. They wanted him gone, this was a good excuse. And Don LeMon thought he was untouchable for being black and homosexual.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yep. I was gonna say as much. But youse guys beat me to it.
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:15 PM (tQL7r)
Yeah it was just a few years ago. He has a ton of crazy stupid statements and then every once in a while something reasonable.
Damn. Megyn be toasty!
Its amazing what can be done with airbrush makeup and great lighting
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj)
The segment with Ramaswamy was beyond belief. Stanky Balls couldn't have been more rude, dismissive, and obnoxious than he was. He was deliberately provoking CNN. Then, when they took the bait, he said "gotcha" and immediately ran to Twatter to claim he was fired by bug bad racist CNN.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
If only to see a Minority who is not only darker skinned than Obama, but one who will be successful at the job.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (8c8Y3)
>>Its amazing what can be done with airbrush makeup and great lighting
She also smells really good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (up/3i)
Her look is missing something. Oh right, my choad.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Think he was correct, at least about that
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (tQL7r)
a person who coulda had the line up of Tucker, Meggy, Billy O
but said nope
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (9UlRk)
Flounced is such a lovely word is this context as it implies petulance with overtones of huffy finger snapping and swishy hip thrusts. What is for sure is Dandy Don LeMon now has all the time he needs to celebrate Pride Month, all six months of them, while imploring strange men to smell his finger. I am praying that he doesn't OD on Botox.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (iGfKR)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (iHBZj)
That was kind of implied in my "general contempt" line.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Ciampino - double smoothies at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NCKate at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (d5Qya)
Essentially, I forced them to get rid of me.
That's what this was. His weeks-long temper tantrum finally reached its inevitable conclusion.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (Vtm8d)
Yeah, I can see him as press secretary, replacing the Muppet.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (Zo+Li)
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (cUYo/)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (oWBc3)
@NatlGunRights 43m
NAGR's Ryan Frasor with Nebraska Governor Jim Pillen moments after he signed Constitutional Carry into law.
Officially making Nebraska the 27th Constitutional Carry State!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (up/3i)
She prolly tastes like peppermint and honey.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (pohLc)
yes. that is the conventional wisdom and this time, for once, the conventional wisdom is right.
that's why he flounced. This would have been his Third Unscheduled Performance Review in three months. Even if they gave him one more chance, it's obvious which way this train is heading, even for an essentially retarded man like Don LeMon.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (iHBZj)
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Not forgeetting how tremendously unpopular he was with CNN's entire 10 woman viewership, ie, those outside of airports and medical offices.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (y5Bya)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm diesel chicken
That was one for the ages!
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (cdHi3)
That's what I'm constantly told.
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And we fought WWII to save the Jews, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (Fbj1q)
Posted by: Don Lemoan's total vocabulary at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
I'm not a Team Player either. Cost me a lot.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Jaimo at April 25, 2023 03:08 PM (DBrN4)
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Can a douche bag used for shitty colons?
Posted by: Ciampino -- double smoothies at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:08 PM (bhRsz)
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He is not alone, just look at most of the on-air personalities. I wouldn't piss down their throat if their heart was on fire.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (oWBc3)
hot tub worthy
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:14 PM (us2H3)
Hot tubs -- *shudders* -- people soup. Hot and frothy vats of amalgamated filth.
Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm diesel chicken
I'm detecting a pattern here.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (UnA8+)
>>She prolly tastes like peppermint and honey.
That I have no first hand knowledge of but I would surmise she tastes good too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (up/3i)
Here's the trouble:
No one likes Don LeMon and there will be no offer forthcoming. Further, no one will listen to his podcast.
He got himself fired, and he's going to be unemployed for a while.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (Fbj1q)
Posted by: ace
Words of wisdom there, Señor Chuy, sir
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (cdHi3)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (xdaMD)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Le Paolo at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Don LeMon at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (9QIXB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Don Lemon, Unemployed Sodomite at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (nkh1w)
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That was the purpose of the op.
No wait, this was a totally spontaneous occurrence.
Posted by: Just kidding everybody at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (sh1GZ)
>>As an aside : What's up with Crowder's wife leaving him?
Crowder seems to have reached the Henry Hill, seeing black helicopters phase of his journey to oblivion.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (iY8R7)
on a good night !
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (us2H3)
Her episiotomy scar is studded with candies.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (8c8Y3)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (9UlRk)
TARIFFS!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (oWBc3)
Venn Diagrams are circles that actually contain a set of objects.
Kamala is more of an expert on holes.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Don LeMon at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (9QIXB)
Quick, get Robert Reich on the phone, stat!
Posted by: CNN Producer at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, mmm diesel chicken at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (jTmQV)
If he shrinks HER laundry like he shrinks HIS shirts...I can see that.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (8c8Y3)
We thought it was just a fling, but she and I fell for each other hard. We're going to rape him in the divorce, and then she and I are going to Fiji. It's a plan.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (MvF+J)
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So *only* black people can comment in an "honest" or "fair" way when the subject is black people.
That's a hell of a rule, especially because it's only one way. *Anyone* of any race can comment on white people, but only black people can comment on black people? Bullshit. Stuff, it Don.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (t0OGg)
You know how I know you're gay?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (pohLc)
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Well, he's an asshole, so ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 03:19 PM (iY8R7)
Mmmm Pink Eye
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: SMH at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (aDfqp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (rRjGT)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:21 PM (iHBZj)
She's no Laurie Dhue
Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:24 PM (08CfX)
Seriously? It's like the guy is in a contest with Dan Bongino to see who can wear the tighter shirt each day.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:24 PM (8c8Y3)
Let's see... "Vivek Ramaswamy". Obviously Italian, right? Dumbass.
Lemon is a strong contender for the "Stupidest Person on Television Award", against such tough competition as Joy Behar and Geraldo Rivera.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:24 PM (bW8dp)
I like Crowder in small doses. I find him hilarious. I think he's actually effective in his college "change my mind" appearances. I think he has actually been useful in moving the meter with younger people.
But its obvious the guy is a gigantic ass and impossible to be around for long periods of time. He comes across as incredibly arrogant and contemptuous even toward his alleged friends and allies. My guess is that he's insufferable to live with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:24 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:24 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:24 PM (rRjGT)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (MvF+J)
not this Meggers, the other Meggers
not proud of it but it is what it is
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (us2H3)
😂
Posted by: Lmao at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (Y0fvy)
There is no tighter shirt.
We checked.
Posted by: Frat boy from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (krQz2)
Okay.
Sure. That's going to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
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How does anyone in the press corps not just throw up their notepads and walk right the hell out?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (lf83v)
Missed the thread below. Joe may be as sharp as a tack or he may have a baked potato for a brain. We have tests for that. Sure would clear things up fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (1yx7I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Whoa! That woman is an unsung hero. Heroine? Thanks for restoring our faith in humanity, Fen
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (08CfX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (wtvvX)
Not fair. She's quite knowledgeable about pegs as well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (rRjGT)
At some point, what people think is hubris actually is just rank stupidity. If Dems think they can blame Republicans for the border, they've went "full stupid," to paraphrase Tropic Thunder.
Posted by: Wally at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (9QIXB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (tkR6S)
not this Meggers, the other Meggers
not proud of it but it is what it is
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (us2H3)
McCain? Markle? Ryan?
Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (iY8R7)
Missed the thread below. Joe may be as sharp as a tack or he may have a baked potato for a brain. We have tests for that. Sure would clear things up fast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (1yx7I)
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The last thread about about Biden?!
Nobody told me!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (xhxe8)
which means "shut up and let me tell you what you have to think"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (1WdLY)
Crowder once shared a story where his wife was complaining about his cigars, so he intentionally dropped cigar ash on the carpet in front of her. She became enraged and he was surprised.
I don't think Crowder has much empathy, and he has a big personality. That's a bad combo.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (jzzG8)
You know how I know you're gay?
Posted by: ace
Dayum. Shots fired.
Cruel Chuy is the best Chuy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (sD/OT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (udHqf)
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Calm down, Francis.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Doof
This ^^^^ Truth
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (tQL7r)
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Okay. Then they are white-phobic.
Try that one and see what they say.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (lf83v)
Kareen Abdul-Jabber can't even *lie* effectively, which is the #1 qualification to be a White House Press Secretary.
I can't explain it, personally. Affirmative action surely can't account for it -- I mean, there have to be other black people, even black lesbians, who are competent liars.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2023 03:18 PM (cUYo/)
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My sentiments exactly.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (3JfbU)
Yeah, we fought a *war* over the issue of slavery, and ended it. Black people were freed and made equal under the law. A great migration occurred as those same now-free men moved to pursue opportunity. American blacks enjoyed their political awakening, able to enter - and achieving their entrance - into government, and doing so under the Republican banner, the banner of the party that freed them.
In retaliation for that, the Democrats re-marginalized the blacks and impeded their rights under Jim Crow, making the 20th century civil rights movement necessary. Blacks *have* been marginalized numerous times in the history of this country, and every single time it has been at the hands of the Democrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)
Okay.
Sure. That's going to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
No, he won’t. There is no enforcement power. Oh they will putz around with it in blue enclaves but everywhere else it is DOA. My state has already said pound sand and they mean it.
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Egg-zactly!! Equality under the law isn't enough. They seek supremacy and dominance over us. Doubt it? Why are there words whites can't say? Why is black dominance in certain sports accepted as natural ability but white dominance in anything (business, technology, etc) seen as evidence of racism? Why are there 'black only' scholarships and awards but anything reserved for whites is racist?
I could rant on but I don't have a monkey picture...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (cdmvV)
Unless it's in a leper colony. Then it's more like stew.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: XTC
Wait, whutt?? What is up with that???
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:24 PM (08CfX)
I didn't even catch that the first go-round. Yeah, that's a...that's a problem.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (bhRsz)
Nearly every woman on earth is down from Meg Ryan, and Megan Markle is peak Crazy/Hot, so has to be Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)
If you have ever been married, you know the wrath of a woman who just found out you shrank her favorite new shirt (they call them a blouse) and skirt.
And also, turned her Whites to a very unattractive shade of pale pink.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (8c8Y3)
The rumors and likely evidence of closeted homo and bi stuff. And his love of cross dressing on film.
Posted by: Certainly not... at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (Y0fvy)
When he's wearing short sleeves, look at the inner crack of his elbow when his arm is flexed. It looks just like a nookie. I have screenshots. It's f'n true.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (MvF+J)
SO much more than Trump.
But he's third in line for my vote.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (krQz2)
I like Crowder in small doses. I find him hilarious. I think he's actually effective in his college "change my mind" appearances. I think he has actually been useful in moving the meter with younger people.
But its obvious the guy is a gigantic ass and impossible to be around for long periods of time. He comes across as incredibly arrogant and contemptuous even toward his alleged friends and allies. My guess is that he's insufferable to live with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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People that become celebrities, even minor ones, often become quite egotistical and people that know them best like wives, husbands, etc. from before that person became a celebrity become disposable at that point.
That's where you get those celebrity marriages---about the same as marriages in the aristocracy--they are for show and personal interests and not for love or companionship.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (Vtm8d)
But how can someone who knows all the right things to whisper in our ears while tickling our balls be a grifting liar?
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (08CfX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (bW8dp)
you are welcome to come over and clean up this wine spew
LOL
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:23 PM (iHBZj)
He drinks strawberries and cream flavored Bud Light?
Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (8c8Y3)
And also, turned her Whites to a very unattractive shade of pale pink.
do you even hear yourself?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:17 PM (iHBZj)
Cruel AND kinky!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Paul at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (A6dqh)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (+DS2f)
I can't explain it, personally. Affirmative action surely can't account for it -- I mean, there have to be other black people, even black lesbians, who are competent liars.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Wanda Sykes.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (sD/OT)
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (88xKn)
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If lefties couldn't argue with straw men, they'd have to think.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (1yx7I)
We couldn't believe it. He acted as he has always acted, as we hired him to act, and as we have always allowed him to act. He must have thought we encouraged that kind of behavior!
Posted by: CNN Executives with Expensive Degrees at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Whoa! That woman is an unsung hero. Heroine? Thanks for restoring our faith in humanity, Fen
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (tQL7r) "
Seconded!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (1WdLY)
Posted by: Don LeMon at April 25, 2023 03:20 PM (9QIXB)
Fauxcahontas would beg to differ.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (fs1hN)
All the talking heads and pols we admire are like that. Climbers, strivers who will walk all over anybody to make bank.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (pohLc)
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That was the initial response to SC leaving, but sure did things evolve over four years.
I wonder if the 13th Amendment would have passed without the Civil War.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (qRdsE)
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How does anyone in the press corps not just throw up their notepads and walk right the hell out?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (lf83v)
Because KJP is the smart one in that room?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (KbCG3)
Wanda Sykes.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (sD/OT)
A Love’s Truck Stop reject.
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (PCK5/)
Unless it's in a leper colony. Then it's more like stew.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Chunky stew.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (sD/OT)
Shouldn't you be jacking off to comics or rage posting at a Trump supporter?
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (8c8Y3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (bW8dp)
She isn't just a press secretary, she is Shitpants's press secretary.
Of all the black lesbians in America, how many are flat out stupid enough to take that job? I'm shocked they even found one.
It's like being Epstein's bodyguard, or Toobin's maid, or Ace's webmaster....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Easy, the press sees its job as getting the party line at such briefings and then go out and sell it.
Essentially, the WH press office during Dem administrations has become a pr firm for whatever ridiculous press release that the reporters present can use for their stories.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (Vtm8d)
Democrats operate a lot like the mob. They choose connected people who have come up the ranks and proven to be unfailingly loyal at every opportunity. KJP is a loyal little foot-soldier. Her competence isn't a concern to them, at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (lf83v)
Attaching yourself to a monumentally failed and mostly forgotten presidential candidate is not a good persuasion play.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (08CfX)
Try that one and see what they say.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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lol
Cannot wait til Ex-Ex gets home and I tell him I'm white-phobic.
Posted by: SMH at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (aDfqp)
Posted by: whig
*koff koff Jimmy Kimmel koff koff*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (cTGXS)
no direct knowledge
just gossip
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mishdog at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (/Job0)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (fs1hN)
As he is a flaming faggot I don't think that is a viable solution to his mental problems.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:31 PM (pohLc)
That's quite the snizz sampler
Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (iY8R7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Who lit a damn candle??
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (sD/OT)
Posted by: John Fetterman at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (76Hj0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (1Ohlm)
All the talking heads and pols we admire are like that. Climbers, strivers who will walk all over anybody to make bank.
Posted by: gp's
Nah, not all of them. There are some with humanity still and often they are the ones that are ignored.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"
She was the Kamala campaign spokesperson. Package deal, two historic first idiots of the price of one.
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (cUYo/)
And also, turned her Whites to a very unattractive shade of pale pink.
do you even hear yourself?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (iHBZj)
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 25, 2023 03:28 PM (cdmvV)
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This is a flagrant misrepresentation of reality and the actual argument. Antiracism is no more about black supremacy or white inferiority than antisexism is about female supremacy or male inferiority.
Antiracism is about restorative justice. Restorative. As in "restoration." Equality under the law is a vital first step (and a step we have not achieved in fact, even if we technically have in law), but that falls short of restoration. There must be recompense for historical ills and damage in order to move forward in an equal, multiracial society. The historical oppressors *must* actively assist - over and above mere equality - to undo the evils of oppression and the perpetuation of systemic racism.
Equity must be achieved to truly level the playing field for all persons in our pluralistic society. Arguing that this is about supremacy rather than restoration is to deliberately miss the point so as to continue the perpetuation of an actual - and damaging - supremacy movement: white supremacy.
Posted by: Your Kid's Whiteness Studies Professor at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
which means "shut up and let me tell you what you have to think"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365
Truly. In a lot of life's arenas.
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Certainly not... at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (Y0fvy)
Maybe. Just interesting that it's so soon on the heels of some of his old employees/co-hosts going running back to Glenn Beck...
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (lf83v)
Bobby looked like the guy who pumped my gas this morning at the 7-11!
Not a joke!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Rayciss at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (nkh1w)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (udHqf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Paul at April 25, 2023 03:30 PM (A6dqh)
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What threatened the Union before the Southern states seceded?
It was the abolitionist argument heating up which the Chief Justice called "Northern Aggression". So Taney ruled that slaves were importable into Northern states like Illinois.
What was splitting the country apart--like the incorporation of Kansas, for example, was an impending decision on slavery.
The Preservation of the Union was the main subject of Lincoln's House Divided speech, but it wasn't the only matter covered in it either.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (krQz2)
Equity must be achieved to truly level the playing field for all persons in our pluralistic society. Arguing that this is about supremacy rather than restoration is to deliberately miss the point so as to continue the perpetuation of an actual - and damaging - supremacy movement: white supremacy.
Posted by: Your Kid's Whiteness Studies Professor at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
In other words : The Books aren't even until there's 400 years of White Slavery in America.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BLM, The View Hags, and all other Leftists at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (AMIL/)
He'd just being playing the leftist's game. Every time some conservative shouts "he's the REAL racist," you've already conceded to the left that calling out racism is the most important mission of every Good Person.
Militant anti-racism is ironically the one value that is most fully shared by cons and lefties.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Junius at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (ZAerh)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2023 03:32 PM (cTGXS)
Jimmy Kimmel is the Tom Arnold of our time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (lf83v)
++++
1. They're at least as stupid as she is
2. They're at least as partisan as she is
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)
LeMon - you somehow were able to get a voice on a national network television show. This, despite being of below par intelligence with no discernable skills and having the basic knowledge of US history that most 6th graders have. You have a track record of being abusive professionally to women, and personally to men. You are a bully and are unable to comport yourself as a professional. I would have fired you for just one of those reasons as you are unwilling to listen to advice and change your behavior. You had all of the freedom in this country that anyone could have and still fucked it up. No party, no gold watch, no cake - you will not be missed.
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)
or not.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) can likewise assert at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (Y0fvy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Ugh
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Yep. Also see numerous actors/actresses or big corporate moguls--the first discarded spouse is often someone that dedicated their life to making a home and relationship that gets dumped when the person becomes famous. Exits from such marriages is eased by basically buying the exes off.
A good reason to not seek celebrity status or enormous wealth because everything has a price.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (PCK5/)
English language is like that, its constantly being adjusted and new things added to it. Most of the idioms we use came from the British Navy in the 19th century, although they are slowly passing out of fashion for new ones like "meme" and "pick me girl"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)
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My mother-in-law has Fox running constantly on her TV. She watched something else all of yesterday.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (bW8dp)
The Tom Arnold of Geraldo Riverias.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) can likewise assert at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (i5lJm)
Lemon claims blacks are oppressed.
If I were Ramaswamy, I'd immediately have come back with:
"Then how do you explain the fact that you're on television? Are you a dupe of your oppressors or a willing Uncle Tom playing Steppin Fetchit act? Either or Don."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (x0n13)
By the way, Ramaswamy is Indian and darker that Kamala Harris. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (lf83v)
This picture reminds me of that.
https://bit.ly/3mVv20I
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (R38qh)
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Topic from the last thread, that should probably have a thread of its own, but this is a smart military blog, so I don't expect it. Any way, topic was who are the women who, despite being not objectively pretty, nevertheless got your motor running. Poppy is not one of them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (1WdLY)
Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (Y0fvy)
Who knows. I'm pretty sure I have never washed a woman's clothes in my life. Maybe that makes me a jerk.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (bhRsz)
You know that scene in the movies where two people argue and fight and rage and then end up kissing and making out?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (0hOvj)
there's no real backstory, we just call each other homos a lot
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (hcTQw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Some people get entranced by candidates and that includes the no hope candidates. It is a human thing to seek out a leader and justifying that choice in their mind.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (Vtm8d)
You know that scene in the movies where two people argue and fight and rage and then end up kissing and making out?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (0hOvj)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (B0xHY)
which means "shut up and let me tell you what you have to think"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365
Truly. In a lot of life's arenas.
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (tQL7r)
Who's ready for The Straight Talk Express, 2.0!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (KbCG3)
yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (76Hj0)
As do I, and that is why I love Congressman..Senator..Mayor... or whatever he is, Fetterman. Our shared American values.
Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (PCK5/)
(They're the same person)
Posted by: (I'm kidding) at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (9UlRk)
There I said it.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe, but I agree that Bjork is one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (0hOvj)
Crocs came between them and it was never the same afterwards.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (bhRsz)
Use hot water and a red sock.
You won't have to do it twice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (PCK5/)
If I have it right, garrett is gay, and ace makes fun of him for it.
Unless ace and garrett are actually the same person.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (bhRsz)
Ryan Long said there's a new one: A "Keep Me Girl," defined as a woman who is so desperate for male companionship that she actually keeps fit and is nice to her boyfriend or husband just so that he stays with her!
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (iHBZj)
Lemon claims blacks are oppressed.
If I were Ramaswamy, I'd immediately have come back with:
"Then how do you explain the fact that you're on television? Are you a dupe of your oppressors or a willing Uncle Tom playing Steppin Fetchit act? Either or Don."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (x0n13)
He is an ignoramous. He uses the word “ black” not as a skin color but as clumsy code for the perpetually aggrieved demographic in America who are somewhat more pigmented than others… and not even much in so many cases.
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (PCK5/)
Will they or won't they?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (R38qh)
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Never answer that question, or the magic gets lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You should write a screenplay in the style of your favorite director. We are here for you in the virtual pitch meetings.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (Vtm8d)
Horrors!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (bW8dp)
Jimmy Fallon is the Jimmy Kimmel of Seth Myers's.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (PiwSw)
You know how I know you're gay?
Posted by: ace
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I know! I know! Because of the courtesy reach arounds!
Posted by: What do I win? at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (sh1GZ)
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I did once.
I did a pretty good job until the police came and told me stay out of my neighbor's apartment.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (lf83v)
I don't even know the guy.
Though I think we were once at the same Monsters of Rock show at Giants Stadium.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (8c8Y3)
And one of Soros sons paid for Ramaswamy to go to law school. No sale.
Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (0hOvj)
Young Sandra Bernhard. Not only not pretty, but actually kind of ugly and a lesbian to boot.
Nonetheless, she was somehow a 1 for me. I think it was the lips.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You should write a screenplay in the style of your favorite director. We are here for you in the virtual pitch meetings.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (Vtm8d)
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Wyler mixed with Lubitsch with a soupcon of Scorsese.
Boy meets girl in Central European court of the king in late 19th century. He's not wealthy. She is.
Go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (x0n13)
Tom Arnold was hilarious in True Lies, at least. Kimmel was tolerably not awful in The Man Show at best.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (0hOvj)
I don't even know the guy.
Though I think we were once at the same Monsters of Rock show at Giants Stadium.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (8c8Y3)
Well it is certainly entertaining!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (PCK5/)
Who knows. I'm pretty sure I have never washed a woman's clothes in my life. Maybe that makes me a jerk.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (bhRsz)
I've never washed their clothes but I have bathed a few women. I do a very thorough Job. Wash every bump and crevice, I do.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (8c8Y3)
Go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
He is, however, a dead ringer for the Heir Apparent, who is a homo, and prone to risky encounters.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (bW8dp)
100% yes this
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2023 03:35 PM (oiNtH)
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Here's how people like Lemon deal with that kind of statement. I had a prof out on some junket and had another prof guest lecture. He told his life story. He was the son of a coal miner. He got a scholarship. He dropped out. He became a street bum in NYC. He got his life back on track. Went back to school. Entered academia. Became a professor.
He was also a communist who wove a thread of how awful the US and its system is into his story. I raised my hand and asked, "To summarize, you came from working class roots, had numerous opportunities, squandered them, spiraled out of control, then pulled yourself together, got on track and became a tenured professor at a private college. How is your story of second chances and hard work anything but a celebration of the American Dream?"
His reply? "Most people can't do that. I am very, very smart."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (fs1hN)
Young Sandra Bernhard. Not only not pretty, but actually kind of ugly and a lesbian to boot.
Nonetheless, she was somehow a 1 for me. I think it was the lips.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (bW8dp)
Ah…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (i5lJm)
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Perfect.
Keep going!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)
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Red dot on forehead = push start
Turban = pull start
Posted by: Ciampino - samosas are heavenly at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (udHqf)
Posted by: tuba
Lover's quarrel. They're just doing it for the make up sex.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (cTGXS)
You know how some people are so creeped out and afraid of spiders they'd burn a house down and run away to stop one?
Yeah that's me with Sandra Bernhard.
nope nope nope nope
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:36 PM (PCK5/)
It all started one rainy soulful day when a young man, a pensive thoughtful man, who, being his want, while driving to his friend's abode, happen to lose one of his most treasured white fur-lined crocs, all while riding his baby blue Vespa, which occurrance was only facilitated by the substantial "murse" he was gifted that would not comfortably situate on his shoulder - a sad tale, really, one told on a stage by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing - wait, am I riffing on William Faulkner or Shakespeare here?
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (+Cgut)
Ryan Long said there's a new one: A "Keep Me Girl," defined as a woman who is so desperate for male companionship that she actually keeps fit and is nice to her boyfriend or husband just so that he stays with her!
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (iHBZj)
__________________
So . . . which is less desirable on the Hot-Crazy Matrix: Keep Me Girl or Overly Attached Girlfriend?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Nonetheless, she was somehow a 1 for me. I think it was the lips.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (bW8dp)
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*shudders*
Those lips...
I had done my best to forget them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (2hlEI)
Boy meets girl in Central European court of the king in late 19th century. He's not wealthy. She is.
Go!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:38 PM (iHBZj)
You said "backstory."
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (qRdsE)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, I was bringing up Owen Benjamin the other day, but my son, who follows Crowder's gang a lot more closely for more years, told me that OB was going the way of the anti-jew alt-right when Crowder broke it off with him.
He actually thinks that it shouldn't be too much for Landau to be on time for meetings, also. Which is the part of the contract Dave Landau might have been "too creative" for.
But yeah, the internet phenom requires a sense of self-promotion. I made a point about the ego it takes to say "I should be President" in the last thread, and I think there is some of that in the level of self-promotion to be an online presence.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 03:26 PM (jzzG
He's also a hyphenated-American. He calls himself "Indian American". Embrace the melting pot, or GTFO.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (MvF+J)
IF he takes off his glasses and gets a haircut.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (8c8Y3)
He then learned that I, like Trump, am "a counterpucher."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (iHBZj)
Don't forget, his second shtick is to grab his own balls and then wave that hand in some guy's face.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (ZGrMX)
Was that the one with Winger and White Lion?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (0hOvj)
>>Wyler mixed with Lubitsch with a soupcon of Scorsese.
I see you more as a Margaritte Von Trotta meets Terrance Malik meets Wes Anderson type.
Go figure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (up/3i)
Several of our idioms come from horse racing: hands down, champing at the bit, charlie horse, home stretch, dark horse, get a leg up, dead heat, photo finish, down to the wire, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (bhRsz)
Use hot water and a red sock.
You won't have to do it twice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:39 PM (i5lJm)
In his novel, "Burmese Days", George Orwell makes mention of a faux pas when Flory calls his Burmese mistress his "laundress" to hide the fact she is his whore which causes the Club Burmese butler to react by stiffing up to such an insult as the men only did their laundry.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (nkh1w)
He then learned that I, like Trump, am "a counterpucher."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (iHBZj)
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Wait...you wore crocs twice?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)
Definitely not. She looks sort of like Greta van Susteren's transgendered brother.
Speaking of, young Greta was in the "not-really-pretty-but-doable" category for me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (us2H3)
in her comedy act, she used to come out in a tight t-shirt and talk about her n*pples being hard.
It got my attention.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (iHBZj)
https://is.gd/Pq1dCB
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (t0OGg)
Go figure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (up/3i)
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Terrence Malick can't be mixed! He is pure!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (PCK5/)
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My mother-in-law has Fox running constantly on her TV. She watched something else all of yesterday.
Posted by: Axeman
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My parent in memory care often calls me up after watching Fox about some crisis or the other in a panic. I really prefer that she watch Hallmark but she simply has forgotten how to change channels and inevitably buggers up the TV connection to the cable box doing so.
That movie where a parent who lived in E. Germany is kept in a world of make belief that her E. Germany still exists by her kids is probably a kinder solution than letting an elderly person watch Fox.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (Vtm8d)
But his left hand is a powerful artifact
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 03:43 PM (tkR6S)
I am a Sheepshagger-Prussian-American, 2nd cousin to a Kraut-Mick.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:42 PM (t0OGg)
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Heh. And they call narcissism a personality disorder ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (rECWU)
Nonetheless, she was somehow a 1 for me. I think it was the lips.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (bW8dp)
That's the craziest thing I've ever read on this blog.
Posted by: Mishdog at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (/Job0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (bW8dp)
Hey big boy...
Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:45 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (1hLWb)
Never answer that question, or the magic gets lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison -
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Last season of Moonlighting.
Posted by: irright at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (SchQD)
He then learned that I, like Trump, am "a counterpucher."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (iHBZj)
To be fair, it is rather hard to come back from wearing crocs.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (8c8Y3)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (MvF+J)
She was almost as hot as Sarah Douglas as the female Kryptonian
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (iHBZj)
>>Terrence Malick can't be mixed! He is pure!
Truth.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (up/3i)
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His new movie is not going to hit any festivals this year. Maybe next year.
Le sigh...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Your Kid's Whiteness Studies Professor at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
Hit a nerve there, did I? (Laughing)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 25, 2023 03:47 PM (cdmvV)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:47 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 03:47 PM (rECWU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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There are teeth lurking behind those lips. Just saying. You could probably find those same lips but no teeth if you trolled meth infested areas.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:47 PM (Vtm8d)
It's in the running with the Kracken hiding out in Italy, that's for sure.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:47 PM (8c8Y3)
Margot Kidder, she seemed like a girl that didn't understand the meaning of "no." Like, she'd do every debauched thing you read in Kama Sutra, then invent some new ones.
Debra Winger was way cuter, but Kidder seemed... very accessible. And then you lived a life of regret.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: It's a secret at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (roPuI)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (CbqNd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (pohLc)
Nonetheless, she was somehow a 1 for me. I think it was the lips.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:41 PM (bW8dp)
not drinking too much at too late an hour will somehow warp your senses
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (bhRsz)
https://bit.ly/3oxtiLh
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (R38qh)
Horrors!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)
OMG? He shame of it all.😉
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 03:34 PM (udHqf)
My thoughts exactly....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (cdmvV)
He then learned that I, like Trump, am "a counterpucher."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (iHBZj)
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Is that what they call it nowadays?
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (iHBZj)
He then learned that I, like Trump, am "a counterpucher."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:44 PM (iHBZj)
Crocs Monsieur are covered in ham and gruyere bechamel.
Crocs Madame add a fried egg.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Simpler to just say you're Scottish.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (sD/OT)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:47 PM (iOTWL)
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Dogs and Cats living together.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (o8B2B)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (pohLc)
“ Hammered Sin”…. that is… Awesome. I have to work that into the Sunday school class I lead. Thanks!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (PCK5/)
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And she'd better get her ass on that Peleton I bought her!
Posted by: The Guy From The Christmas Peleton Ad at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)
I agree. She'd lost that young cute college girl thing she had in Terminator 1 but in 2 she was badass and admirable and amazing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Simpler to just say you're Scottish.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (sD/OT)
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LOL
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (o8B2B)
What does he know about being Black in America? His life is as different from some random Black cop or construction worker as his life is different from mine. The portion that is different because of "race" between us is practically non-existent it's so small. The other differences, differences of actual privilege and wealth and differences of culture and daily life, what surrounds him or myself every moment is so very different it out weighs everything else. Same with the Black cop or construction worker, who I'd have far more in common with despite color.
Posted by: Synova at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:49 PM (sD/OT)
Half. But Scottish is Viking and Irish mixed, to be honest. We aren't really Picts anymore.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:46 PM (MvF+J)
Fat people shouldn't wear costumes.
Nobody that isn't in a movie should ever wear costumes, but especially not fat people.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (udHqf)
Posted by: irright at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (HmA4g)
Posted by: let's be honest at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (sh1GZ)
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And she'd better get her ass on that Peleton I bought her!
Posted by: The Guy From The Christmas Peleton Ad at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (krQz2)
That commercial is such bullshit. The likelier scenario is the wife begging for the Peleton, the husband accurately telling her she won't stick with it, the wife buying it anyway, the husband trying to offload it on Facebook marketplace three months later.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (HmA4g)
They attack women just for trying to be pretty and appealing. "Real women" don't lower themselves to do that.
It's pretty fascinating. The Boyscast frequently talks about this Femcel site called "Female Dating Strategy," where the angry, bitter semi-lesbians tell women how to land a "quality man," despite not having achieved this themselves. Mostly their advice constists of being nasty to men to see which men appreciate and are worthy of your "authentic self."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (iHBZj)
Nobody that isn't in a movie should ever wear costumes, but especially not fat people.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:50 PM (UnA8+)
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What about fat people in movies?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: let's be honest at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (sh1GZ)
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Followed by two more months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: runner
Mmmmmm. Karen Allen - Katy.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (sD/OT)
Me too. I like them both though, even though Margot went totally crazy. Or she was originally, but hid it better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (0hOvj)
I agree. She'd lost that young cute college girl thing she had in Terminator 1 but in 2 she was badass and admirable and amazing.
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half of those shots were her twin sister.
Here's the box of kleenex, wankers
Posted by: really? at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
They can wear a Garbage Bag, like in Missy Elliott's "The Rain" video.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (iHBZj)
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If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!
Posted by: So very many online dating profiles at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
Trick question fat people shouldn't be in movies
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (9UlRk)
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Which one didn't go insane?
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (Fbj1q)
Posted by: So very many online dating profiles at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
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But you'll put out after 2 drinks, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
I am assured that there were no females in sci-fi movies before Chickbusters in 2016.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
I do not like where this thread is going.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, President of Earf at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: gp's
Std. Android except Motorola added gestures. Make sure though that you tell her that Android updates will break her phone if the phone has Android 11 or 12. You have to go into the settings and choose your network carrier again for it to work. If you are using it wifi, it can be unnoticeable until you leave home that your phone does not work.
You can find detailed information on the reviews for the phone.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (Vtm8d)
>>I agree. She'd lost that young cute college girl thing she had in Terminator 1 but in 2 she was badass and admirable and amazing.
Well it was the hero's journey except with a chick, she crossed the threshold and there was no turning back.
And it seemed real, not forced like the garbage Hollywood churns out today.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (9UlRk)
Also this. Bully the diabetes out of them.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (UnA8+)
I am assured that there were no females in sci-fi movies before Chickbusters in 2016.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)
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This is true.
All those other chicks were actually men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
exactly but they're always at their worst and want to be thanked for that
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (iHBZj)
Ask them if their cats number in the double digits.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Carly Simon at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (rJ48h)
Obviously, Jennifer Lawrence was the world's first female action hero, as she said.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (iHBZj)
Great way to get some authentically authentic cats. Being pretty and kind is for weak losers!
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (CbqNd)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (iHBZj)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (rRjGT)
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Pretty sure the pick-up artist had this as one of his tactics for picking up girls, aka "negging", kind of like a back-handed compliment.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (fs1hN)
not the way they use it. A pick me girl is always bad, a Ride or Die girl is, I think, always said approvingly.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (iHBZj)
Obviously, Jennifer Lawrence was the world's first female action hero, as she said.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)
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Lena Dunham was a cancer. I'm glad she's all but been canceled.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:48 PM (iHBZj)
She was funny and I liked her but wasn't she gay? I forget where I heard that. In any case, she was guest star on one episode of Highlander and she couldn't manage to pretend to be sexy-attracted to a man for anything. Granted, she was a horrible actress, so maybe that was why she seemed so uncomfortable.
(The days of weekly guest stars there for their fame rather than acting ability was a moment in time, alas, and gone forever.)
Posted by: Synova at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (nkh1w)
Posted by: So very many online dating profiles
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Exaggerated form of shit testing and yes it is a test for commitment to a relationship.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (Vtm8d)
Cameron writes women well, despite being a knucklehead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (0hOvj)
She did not like that. Not at all.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (qRdsE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:37 PM (0hOvj)
Ewwwww....that's it - I'm going back to work......
I did think post 197 was disrespectful to our good host.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (cdmvV)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (iOTWL)
Cameron writes women well, despite being a knucklehead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (0hOvj)
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That was probably Gale Anne Hurd, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (8c8Y3)
All those other chicks were actually men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Or CG.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (iHBZj)
Great way to get some authentically authentic cats. Being pretty and kind is for weak losers!
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (CbqNd)
You do have to appreciate the cutting to the chase aspect of things, or more appropriately in this case, cunting to the chase.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (KbCG3)
The only thing they have in common? All six are labeled 'Start Here.' Even Vonnegut couldn't come up with this absurd shit. Take me to the f'n Army of Mars.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (MvF+J)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh? whuzzah?
I **SAID**.........
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (CbqNd)
Yes! Except I think they don't include the compliment that you're supposed to do in negging. It's just all insults.
they're obviously man-hating. Misandrists? Is that the opposite of a misogynist?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (0hOvj)
The only thing they have in common? All six are labeled 'Start Here.' Even Vonnegut couldn't come up with this absurd shit. Take me to the f'n Army of Mars.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (MvF+J)
==========
*shoots self in head at least a dozen times*
-Zombie Kafka
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:47 PM (iOTWL)
Whoa, for a second I thought you were about to go for Kermit and Miss Piggy - brave resistance against that temptation.
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2023 03:56 PM (+Cgut)
How many people here are Sunday school teachers?
I'm one.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (rJ48h)
A "Pick Me" is someone who isn't a straight white christian male, but still doesn't vote Democrat.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
Trick question fat people shouldn't be in movies
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (9UlRk)
.......
Or on airplanes.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (MvF+J)
(The days of weekly guest stars there for their fame rather than acting ability was a moment in time, alas, and gone forever.)
Posted by: Synova
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Her random casting in various movies always seems to be an act of mercy. Catch her in Hudson Hawk where her portrayal is so wooden that Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford in their first star wars look good by comparison. Simply awful in an awful way.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (iHBZj)
I mentioned my mom's advice to me when I began dating; "Hon, you're pretty enough, but you are mean as a snake. Learn to cook or learn to be nicer so someone will marry you."
Posted by: Moki at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (Vtm8d)
And also quite meaningless, as most divorces are initiated by women.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (WmGrA)
How many people here are Sunday school teachers?
I'm one.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (R38qh)
Et moi aussi!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (8c8Y3)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (iOTWL)
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That's very...zen.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
........
OK if they play Batman.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (Vtm8d)
It seems like an unfortunate way to start. When I was younger, I would have stuck them with the bill at the restaurant and they could find their own way home.
And apropos of nothing, is the term Hitter Chick still a thing?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (i5lJm)
It is best to avoid this type of woman.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (CbqNd)
Posted by: Boswell
Who would have the green finger that smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (sD/OT)
Posted by: So very many online dating profiles
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Exaggerated form of shit testing and yes it is a test for commitment to a relationship.
==
Except it doesn't work on men. These idiots think they are the men and we are the women. What's the fastest way to have to walk home? Give me shit and find out.
Posted by: its easier to get through life as a fatso than it is to have a low IQ at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 03:25 PM (88xKn)
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I beg to differ; Don Lemon is living proof that sub-humans can be produced via anal seks.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Big Star at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (Modkf)
Right, it's just a shit test turned up to 11.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (ZGrMX)
But not yet.
If the GOP had any balls or brains (LOL) here's what the play would be: they would shriek, nonstop, that Joe Biden can't handle a debate with Trump (or whomever). He can't, so they win no matter what. He refuses to debate, and humiliates himself, or he does one, and humiliates himself even more.
Then, in '28, refuse to do any debates, and laugh right in their fuckin' faggot faces when they in turn shriek "hypocrisy!!!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (iGfKR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (rRjGT)
And Tucker says, "Let the bidding war commence"!
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
........
OK if they play Batman.
Posted by: wth
Or late Elvis.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (iHBZj)
me and a bud went skiing at taos and the night before we were going home, he meets some 7.5
her wingshe is a 6,0
friend begs me to take the 6, even pays for the room
so I do it
the friend was the romantic idol of the girl standing next to the girl Baldwin shot
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:51 PM (iHBZj)
++++
If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!
Posted by: So very many online dating profiles at April 25, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
_____________
This looks like a rehash of those ridiculous "The Rules" dating rules for women of the 1990s (?) where all the rules were basically to treat potential suitors like absolute garbage unworthy of their time. I think even then too many women were wildly optimistic about their dating "worth" and the kind of men who should be interested in them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Moki at April 25, 2023 03:57 PM (JrN/x)
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Sounds like internalized misogyny!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (iOTWL)
First time I saw that was in Swingers, where the guy tells a girl her nose moves when she talks, but he thinks its cute, like a bunny. That struck me as ridiculously effective, because she feels appealing but now self conscious and will remember that line the rest of her life.
Then I watch a movie with Famke Jansson and damned if she didn't wiggle her nose when she talked. Like a hot, red-headed bunny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (0hOvj)
Although she was beautiful, she was, in fact, a Nazi.
Posted by: George Costanza, condo applicant at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2023 03:55 PM (qRdsE)
I can relate to that, bro.
Posted by: Elon Musk at April 25, 2023 04:00 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
Seconded.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 04:00 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
Seconded.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 04:00 PM (bhRsz)
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Sloppy seconds?
Ew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)
The proper term for sexy-ugly is exotic. Sandra Bernhardt isn't but Cher is.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 03:58 PM
--
Was.
Posted by: irright at April 25, 2023 04:01 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:01 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
Seconded.
Posted by: Dr. T
I'd trow a dick into that.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 04:01 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
++++
Amy Acker does it for me. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's something kinetic. A photograph of Amy Acker doesn't move the needle, but put her in motion and the needles peg.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: George Costanza, condo applicant at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (iHBZj)
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You know who else was a Nazi?
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 04:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: marcus gravey at April 25, 2023 04:02 PM (516e+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2023 04:02 PM (pNxlR)
==
I'm lost. I mean, I don't understand these words in this order.
Posted by: Its probably just me tho at April 25, 2023 04:02 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 25, 2023 04:02 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Ugh. Telling in and of itself.
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: tubal
You can take her deer hunting and just shake her around?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (sD/OT)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (iHBZj)
Maybe so? Ripley was really well written as well, in Alien 2.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (0hOvj)
I seem to remember Obama's campaign being fined some small amount for turning off donation verifications.
https://reut.rs/40ExEOd
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (1Ohlm)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (TU8Tj)
https://is.gd/WtmdzA
Posted by: Ciampino -- samosas are heavenly at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (qfLjt)
lol, what's that mean?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (iHBZj)
It was a woman that dated like the worst stereotype of a man. I had a "date" with one. A few drinks, then back to her apartment for a ride and as I try to be the iron man, she does the big O thing, and says Okay, you can go. I'm like Wut? What about me? She was like, There's the bathroom, tend to your own business.
I was ... used and humiliated.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: tubal
You can take her deer hunting and just shake her around?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (sD/OT)
Hah!! Made me laugh…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Shit testing is a female thing, not male. Such as "I saw you looking at that hoe" but it often allows you to riposte-- with negging. Example, probably a poor one, "I did not realize that you were so jealous, but I like that in a woman." or some other combination of audacity and praise. Has to do with social competition among women to get a high status male. Given society today, a male raises their social status vis a vis the woman by negging--the female tests commitment by shit testing.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: marcus gravey at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (516e+)
*turns away in shame, remembering Erin E-Surance*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Gut punch FTW.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (WmGrA)
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"I am done wit' you!" -- Don LeMon
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (krQz2)
I seem to remember Obama's campaign being fined some small amount for turning off donation verifications.
https://reut.rs/40ExEOd
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (R38qh)
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Came out a couple of weeks ago, I believe. First, it's not going to undo Obama's administration. No one is going to be fined. No changes to donation processes will take place.
It's a curio of a footnote on the downfall of American self-governance, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)
If you're a dummy who allows yourself to be treated poorly because you think you're dating "up", you're a dummy. Don't do it. If you think that being treated *well* means that the other person is lower status than you, whatever you end up with is what you deserve.
Being horrible to men to see if they actually really like you is idiotic, but I suppose it's the only thing left if you have sex the first time you meet. What else is there to prove that he'll stick with you? You didn't wait on sex until he proved himself while you behaved like a nice person who would treat him well if he won you, so what does anyone expect?
Posted by: Synova at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (9UlRk)
____
Miss Famke is a 1.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (iHBZj)
Big eyes and small chin is high estrogen. Fecund.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (i5lJm)
Sounds like internalized misogyny!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:59 PM (t0OGg)
Nah, she was right. I was a hard-ass before I met my husband. He helped me become a much better person!
Posted by: Moki at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Moki
!
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (T4tVD)
==
So, you want to know how we know you are into anime porn?
Posted by: this is not a common urge at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (sh1GZ)
Doing an image search on her, I'd say it's "demure-ness", for me. A little tilt of her head that always seems just right.
Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (i5lJm)
I hope your revenge was swift and painful.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2023 04:06 PM (sD/OT)
Sandra Bernhard? Not even I would f*ck her.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 25, 2023 04:06 PM (TU8Tj)
Amy Acker with a pistol in each hand on Person of Interest was super hot.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 04:06 PM (ZGrMX)
*turns away in shame, remembering Erin E-Surance*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (0hOvj)
*hides his pic of Snow White*
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 04:06 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2023 04:06 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (UnA8+)
Not really. I told her to quit calling me later that week.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (i5lJm)
https://bit.ly/3L8lzuR
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: 496 at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (7fIMs)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (PCK5/)
And also, turned her Whites to a very unattractive shade of pale pink.
do you even hear yourself?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 03:29 PM (iHBZj)
... and ... flounce.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (qZtr0)
*turns away in shame, remembering Erin E-Surance*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:04 PM (0hOvj)
*hides his pic of Snow White*
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 04:06 PM (BdMk6)
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I call dibs on Jessica Rabbit . . . and Ariel . . . and . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (L1mL7)
Posted by: x at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (mqMR+)
Posted by: Moki at April 25, 2023 04:05 PM (JrN/x)
++++
I was kidding. Channeling the woke feminists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
She played a tranny in Nip/Tuck, and it scarred me. I cannot unsee it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 04:06 PM (ZGrMX)
And then they went and made her a lesbian.
Bastards.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (iFTx/)
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How do you even have sex with a mermaid?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (i5lJm)
Well, that's disappointingly not-cruel.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Sorry but that made me laugh out loud. At work.
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: 496 at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (7fIMs)
I'm not a fan of the point finger. Have we discussed our viewzzz on it before I arrived?
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Society turns feral when society does not repress female and male behaviors that damage civilization. That is the ultimate problem of libertinism as a philosophy.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (Vtm8d)
I've never done MDMA (aka X, ecstasy), but given its reputation as the love/hug drug, I doubt LeMon was high on MDMA. His morning cosmopolitan habit perhaps, or even the occasional snort of PCP, but he wasn't X'ing.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (i5lJm)
Yeah, but making her a lesbian involved her making out with Sarah Shahi, so I can't really complain.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (ZGrMX)
Hot Air headine from Karen Townsend
no words
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
++++
https://youtu.be/aHhn7TRkgDA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (t0OGg)
Before or after she lost the tail?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (DhOHl)
And then they went and made her a lesbian.
Bastards.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (bhRsz)
Yep. FWIW happily married with several kids in meatspace…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (PCK5/)
Huh. I figured you just learned to cook. That's a hell of a lot easier than being a better person, I reckon.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (iFTx/)
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How do you even have sex with a mermaid?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
______________
¯\_(ツ
_/¯
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: x at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (mqMR+)
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Probably trying to arrange some off-air back-benching that will keep him silent, if that's the case.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Copious amounts of Lemon and Tartar Sauce.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
++++
https://youtu.be/aHhn7TRkgDA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (t0OGg)
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I knew it was gonna be that Futurama clip. So predictable!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
I was kidding. Channeling the woke feminists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
Lol, I missed Woke Feminism 505 in grad school. I think it helped me immensely!
Posted by: Moki at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Fire your baby gravy on the first pile of caviar you see?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: 496 at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (7fIMs)
I'm not a fan of the point finger. Have we discussed our viewzzz on it before I arrived?
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (qZtr0)
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Be glad you don't have Smell-o-Vision.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
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Cross that bridge when you come to it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Fire your baby gravy on the first pile of caviar you see?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (9UlRk)
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Now that sounds like a romantic evening with the misses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
I seem to remember Obama's campaign being fined some small amount for turning off donation verifications.
https://reut.rs/40ExEOd
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:03 PM (R38qh)
All financial records of the 2008 and 2012 Obama For President Campaign Committees were mysteriously destroyed in a fire in a warehouse owned by ValJar in Arlington, VA, on the evening of January 20, 2013.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
Seconded.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 04:00 PM (bhRsz)
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Sloppy seconds?
Ew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)
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That's what I've never understood how some guys could gangrape - sloppy seconds, YUCK!!
Posted by: Ciampino - samosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 496 at April 25, 2023 04:07 PM (7fIMs)
I'm not a fan of the point finger. Have we discussed our viewzzz on it before I arrived?
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (qZtr0)
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Be glad you don't have Smell-o-Vision.
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It's a finger of stink.
Just like Don The Lemon's
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (aqviX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Copious amounts of Lemon and Tartar Sauce.
Posted by: XTC at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (UnA8+)
Don ... Lemon Sauce?
ewwwwww
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
or a hitter chick. There's some eggs, tend to your business.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
or a hitter chick. There's some eggs, tend to your business.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (i5lJm)
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"And you'll be on the hook for child support payments for all 700 kids."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
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So.... does that mean you're a soft ass now?
*runs for cover*
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (ppBhU)
I did! I made my husband chicken fried steak, biscuits and gravy when we were dating - it sealed the deal!
Posted by: Moki at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (8c8Y3)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)
This seems random.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (aqviX)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (Zo+Li)
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (AMIL/)
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Warehouses burn down all the time! It's just not widely reported.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (Zo+Li)
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I thought it was the encyclopedic knowledge of The Man from UNCLE episodes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG)
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She was hot in the newer movie of House on Haunted Hill.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (i5lJm)
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I don't like that it's white either. ace needs a multicultural finger, so it should be colored green
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (PCK5/)
I read that once. Either she wasn't Joss Whedon's type or she kept him at arm's length. Regardless, good for her.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (2hlEI)
True dat!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Plus, it was clear her naughty parts smelled like a superfund site. Some women just have that look.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (96fR7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
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https://youtu.be/aHhn7TRkgDA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 04:09 PM (t0OGg)
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I knew it was gonna be that Futurama clip. So predictable!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
Flight of the Conchords?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Moki at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (JrN/x)
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Yeah, definitely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (Zo+Li)
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Well ... *talk* about mermaid sex.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (pohLc)
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Narrator: Xipe thinks Sandra is ugly.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (iOTWL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (i5lJm)
Gillian
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: 80s Yes at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (i5lJm)
A smokeshow.
Posted by: Innsmouth Dudes at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (bhRsz)
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When I was but a wee lad, Lady Aberlin of Mr Rogers land of make believe made me start taking notice of the fine feminine qualities of women. This was well before I had any inkling of what sex was. And don't judge me.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)
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No.
Named after Giovanni Giustino Ciampini, a religious, scientist and archaeologist who lived here in the 17th century.
Posted by: Ciampino - samosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (qfLjt)
(heard it on the radio...)
Posted by: Ziba at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (DhOHl)
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And the discussions of the superiority of Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (Zo+Li)
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Well ... *talk* about mermaid sex.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (krQz2)
Or you could upgrade your membership.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Salmon chanted evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (tkR6S)
And I really, really hate that you people made me write that.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
There might be another orifice, with or without teeth?
Posted by: Thrawn at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (0hOvj)
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Apparently my maternal grandmother's Hollywood crush was Tyrone Power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
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yeah, that's why I suspect she might be a lesbian
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 04:16 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (tkR6S)
I'm choking to death here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:16 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Salmon chanted evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (tkR6S)
LOL
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:16 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2023 04:10 PM (AMIL/)
I bet they saved the roladex.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 04:16 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (0hOvj)
That Patton Oswalt come hither quality…
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 04:16 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (tkR6S)
Hard lol.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2023 04:16 PM (9UlRk)
The same girl was the body model for Ariel and Belle from Beauty and the Beast. The artists also got the cute little head duck / tuck hair behind the ear move Ariel does from that model.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 25, 2023 04:12 PM (Zo+Li)
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Well ... *talk* about mermaid sex.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 04:14 PM (krQz2)
Or you could upgrade your membership.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (qZtr0)
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Two-ply cardboard or carpet fluff?
Posted by: 80s Yes at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (krQz2)
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Cosplay Lana Kane
https://tinyurl.com/4me2kdu9
She's a 1
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Salmon chanted evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (tkR6S)
That is… really good!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (DhOHl)
Yeah, we fought a *war* over the issue of slavery, and ended it. Black people were freed and made equal under the law. A great migration occurred as those same now-free men moved to pursue opportunity. American blacks enjoyed their political awakening, able to enter - and achieving their entrance - into government, and doing so under the Republican banner, the banner of the party that freed them.
In retaliation for that, the Democrats re-marginalized the blacks and impeded their rights under Jim Crow, making the 20th century civil rights movement necessary. Blacks *have* been marginalized numerous times in the history of this country, and every single time it has been at the hands of the Democrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)
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That would have been sweet. But the closed-captioning would have read "Talking Over Each Other."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 25, 2023 04:18 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2023 04:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)
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No.
Named after Giovanni Giustino Ciampini, a religious, scientist and archaeologist who lived here in the 17th century.
Posted by: Ciampino - samosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (qfLjt)
This place.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 04:18 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (DhOHl)
Begun, and won.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:18 PM (qZtr0)
Even if Fox was dumb enough to try and get out of a three-year contract with a multi-millionaire with so many lawyers that he hasn't even used half of them yet, employers have long found out that employment law never is not your friend. And you can try and make an exception for Tucker, but that's going to bode poorly for fired lefty media shit heels like Lemon and Tater getting paid out - so, no. But lefty 22 year olds write this obviously dumbass shit, so who really cares, right?
Its the flood the zone enough to get enough folks to believe in fantasy - this is the phony online shell media
organization game - make that megaphone seem so much bigger than the reality that its just one guy who drew the short straw at the last WAPO morning meeting.
Posted by: Boswell at April 25, 2023 04:18 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 04:13 PM (i5lJm)
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Scaly?
Posted by: Ciampino -- samosas are delicious at April 25, 2023 04:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (qZtr0)
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Two-ply cardboard or carpet fluff?
Posted by: 80s Yes at April 25, 2023 04:17 PM (krQz2)
I can only afford the restaurant grease trap membership.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 25, 2023 04:19 PM (Zo+Li)
Posted by: Cheri at April 25, 2023 04:18 PM (oiNtH)
I don't see a fish pun there.
Posted by: m at April 25, 2023 04:19 PM (qZtr0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 04:15 PM (0hOvj)
That Patton Oswalt come hither quality…
Posted by: tubal
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Charles Bronson back in the day. Some women go for the strong, ugly, silent type.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 04:20 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 04:20 PM (Vtm8d)
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If he wasn't a movie star, I predict 70 year old Death Wish would have pulled far worse tail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)
organization game - make that megaphone seem so much bigger than the reality that its just one guy who drew the short straw at the last WAPO morning meeting.
Posted by: Boswell
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Been that way forever, go back to the heyday of multiple news papers in the 1800's--the resemblance of any particular newspaper story to a true account of events is close to nil.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 04:22 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic. . . at April 25, 2023 04:23 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He did quite well in the lady's department apparently even when up and coming as a movie actor. If he was in a Senior home in his 70's and not a movie actor, he would still probably be a hit around the Villages.
Some people have 'it' and others don't and often there is no rational reason why some people have 'charisma' and others don't.
Posted by: whig at April 25, 2023 04:24 PM (Vtm8d)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2023 04:26 PM (xhxe8)
Then I watch a movie with Famke Jansson.
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She was hot in the newer movie of House on Haunted Hill.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
The scene in Rounders where she goes to Matt Damon's apartment to collect Ed Norton's debt and asks to stay, and he declines.
Otherwise known as "The Scene Where Matt Damon Proves He's Gay"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2023 04:27 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Mike Nelson at April 25, 2023 04:42 PM (AmoqO)
Its amazing what can be done with airbrush makeup and great lighting
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj)
Irish (dad) German and Italian ancestry on her mom's side.
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Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com
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