Susan Rice Fired -- or, "Stepping Down" -- from Biden Administration

I'm not sure if the rap sheet here is accurate, but she has, in the past, been the author of many evils, including all the lies about Benghazi:

@amuse
BREAKING: Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden. Rice has been responsible for the Afghan surrender, the Ukraine proxy war, Taiwanese escalation, and most recently the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan.

Politico:

Domestic policy adviser Susan Rice is stepping down from her post.
Rice, who served as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, helped the Biden administration with expanding the Affordable Care Act, getting his Inflation Reduction Act into law, and passing gun control legislation. The move comes as the White House is facing controversy over its handling of migrant children who crossed the Southern border.
"As the only person to serve as both National Security Advisor and Domestic Policy Advisor, Susan's record of public service makes history," said President Joe Biden in a statement announcing the departure. "But what sets her apart as a leader and colleague is the seriousness with which she takes her role and the urgency and tenacity she brings, her bias towards action and results, and the integrity, humility and humor with which she does this work."
Rice's departure leaves a major hole within the top ranks of the White House right as it gears up for a likely re-election campaign and as it faces a stare down with congressional Republicans over raising the debt limit. Among those being eyed as a replacement for her include Neera Tanden, Biden's staff secretary and a senior adviser, four people with knowledge of the deliberations told POLITICO. Separately, a top White House official said no replacement had been identified yet.

Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 01:51 PM (xcxpd)

2 So my Kremlinology tells me that the Obama faction is losing power in the Oligarchy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

3 I don't think that she was fired, I think that people have been told to get the hell out of this admin, since Biden refuses to take the hint and announce that he won't run again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 01:52 PM (wmDcS)

4 Another in a long line of people that should be in jail.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 01:53 PM (53oGX)

5 The stupid beyotch will just get another gig in media, probably MSNBC or CNN. These cancers never die.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 24, 2023 01:53 PM (d2bW3)

6 So, I guess Bidens dementia problem is now solved?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2023 01:54 PM (wZzUL)

7 Rice never quit her gig working for the UN.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 24, 2023 01:54 PM (3Or4S)

8 Busy day

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 24, 2023 01:54 PM (Y+l9t)

9 it seems crazy, but it does look like she was fired by Biden's circle.

strange times

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 24, 2023 01:54 PM (w0NJk)

10 ...and some would say that Keyser Soze doesn't exist.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 24, 2023 01:54 PM (/iWhV)

11 Just a reshuffling of the deck chairs on the USSA Titanic.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 24, 2023 01:54 PM (VXO1T)

12 Does her firing make sense to anyone?
I'm happy she's out, but none of her positions are out-of-synch with the other Globo-Homo-Pissheads.
Maybe #3 Colorado Alex is right?

Posted by: Clear-eyed Killer at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (ln5wD)

13 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 01:52 PM (wmDcS)

That's very plausible.
Rats jumping ship.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (53oGX)

14 I think this seals it. Biden is out for 2024.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (Y+l9t)

15 This is nothing.

Have you heard that Tucker left Fox?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

16 Should have appointed her ambassador to Haiti.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (kFa0n)

17 >>>I don't think that she was fired, I think that people have been told to get the hell out of this admin, since Biden refuses to take the hint and announce that he won't run again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

They claim he's going to announce tomorrow. At least that's what the media is claiming.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (d2bW3)

18 @ #2

So if the Obama faction is losing power AND influence what will take their place? An even more radical cabal of malignancy?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (KATBx)

19 Have you heard that Tucker left Fox?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

Wait, what? When did this happen?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

20 Susan Rice announces new prime time slot on a cable news network to be named later?

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (53oGX)

21 3 I don't think that she was fired, I think that people have been told to get the hell out of this admin, since Biden refuses to take the hint and announce that he won't run again.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 01:52 PM (wmDcS)

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They're hoping to take him out during the primary, I guess.

It won't work. They'll be one, big, happy, anti-American family once again in less than six months once the other factions realize that Biden can't be taken out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

22 15 This is nothing.

Have you heard that Tucker left Fox?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

As long as Don Lemon is still employed, all will be well here.

Say, what's up with Trump and DeSantis?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (xcxpd)

23 19 Have you heard that Tucker left Fox?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

Wait, what? When did this happen?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

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8 times this morning!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

24 >>>So if the Obama faction is losing power AND influence what will take their place? An even more radical cabal of malignancy?

Posted by: irongrampa

I'm rested and ready!

Posted by: Hilary! at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (d2bW3)

25 Susan Rice needs to be fed into a wood chipper feet first.

Live, on tv.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (XH/wc)

26
Alternative Headline:

"President Rice leaves office"

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (+oR7L)

27 3 I don't think that she was fired, I think that people have been told to get the hell out of this admin, since Biden refuses to take the hint and announce that he won't run again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 01:52 PM (wmDcS)

Yes. Obamanoids know the S.S. Dementia is taking on water.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (wtvvX)

28 Is her son still a Republican?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (NpAcC)

29 From previous thread...Laura Ingraham dated Keith "I'm A Cry for Help" Olberman.

there's probably other vermin too

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (1o7pB)

30 19 Have you heard that Tucker left Fox?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

Wait, what? When did this happen?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

We're going to have to start reading the content!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

31 Rice responsible???

Heck, I remember a President who said, "The buck stops here."

Posted by: James Lewis at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (gpRTs)

32 Lol.

Yeah, Susan Rice was responsible for all of that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (9hVFa)

33 If I've learned anything from media, politics and pundits it's that we have no idea what's really going on.

Deception is strong in this country.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (DcKNO)

34 If they wanted grampa kiddie fingers out in the primary they wouldn't have cancelled the debates.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (53oGX)

35 We didn't fire Susan, we redeployed her talents. Once we decide who will succeed Joe, you'll see her there.

Posted by: President For Life Barrack Obama at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (wZzUL)

36 Wait, Ukraine proxy war???? OMG! OMG!!

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (HmA4g)

37 Well, bye.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (ppBhU)

38
I-uh r-r-remember-uh,, that one t-t-time-uh,, that I-uh...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (vwCZJ)

39 "Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden. Rice has been responsible for the Afghan surrender, the Ukraine proxy war, Taiwanese escalation, and most recently the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan."

I'll call bullshit. They're using her as a scapegoat. With Biden allegedly running for re-election they are going to try a push every one of his bad decisions on "bad advice". The media will cover for him and the phrase "but as president shouldn't you be responsible" will never leave the media's collective lips.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (MCqKH)

40 My guess is that Susan Rice is being re-deployed.

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (rj6Yv)

41 As the only person to serve as both National Security Advisor and Domestic Policy Advisor, Susan's record of public service makes history

Just like with Hillary, merely occupying a position means you're a success.

Posted by: spindrift at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (ivvNA)

42 Announce what?

His Pampers are full of poop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (kFa0n)

43 Rice wasn't fired. Obama recalled his Ambassador.

Posted by: Zek at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (5FPX4)

44 they will never get the Biden out! lol

should be interesting I guess

hopefully we live through it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (w0NJk)

45 IF Susan Rice got fired, I'll bet she was trying to get Dopey Joe to delay the re-election announcement.

Michelle needs a bit more time.

Posted by: Candidus at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (V1yiu)

46 Susan Rice's son was president of Stanford College Republicans and voted for Trump.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (xPl2J)

47 Wait.... who the hell is Tucker Carlson and why did he fire Susan Rice? And what does Trump have to do with any of this?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (/EuRN)

48 It's all wheels within wheels, or layers, like a stinking onion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (4bYcn)

49 >>>From previous thread...Laura Ingraham dated Keith "I'm A Cry for Help" Olberman.

there's probably other vermin too

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops

The sidebar about new hosts moving closer to HANNITY! makes sense. They don't want conservatives on their network. Guessing that's Murdoch and Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (d2bW3)

50 I'd be a much better person if I could stop confusing Susan Rice and Condoleezza Rice.

(Why two Zs in her name, I wonder?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (J2vNu)

51 Have you heard that Tucker left Fox?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

Wait, what? When did this happen?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

Ace should do a thread about this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (uvymP)

52 #35 beat me to it

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (rj6Yv)

53 32 Lol.

Yeah, Susan Rice was responsible for all of that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (9hVFa)

Seems like a list of accomplishments for DOMESTIC policy advisor.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (53oGX)

54 18 @ #2

So if the Obama faction is losing power AND influence what will take their place? An even more radical cabal of malignancy?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (KATBx)

If Rice moves to Newsom, then the Obama faction is just switching horses.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (W8S/J)

55 Who is the asshoe who failed to position Rice for success??

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (HmA4g)

56 Does her firing make sense to anyone?
I'm happy she's out, but none of her positions are out-of-synch with the other Globo-Homo-Pissheads.
Maybe #3 Colorado Alex is right?
Posted by: Clear-eyed Killer at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (ln5wD)

It's possible that she was fired, if the Biden folks feel a need to clean the decks of anyone potentially disloyal ahead of rough seas. If the media is willing to start discussing Hunter, as well as Joe's issues, then they may be trying to protect the admin from any leaks in the future from those who want Joe to step aside.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (wmDcS)

57 Didn't she advise Clinton to do nothing about the Rwandan Genocide?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (2hlEI)

58 25 Susan Rice needs to be fed into a wood chipper feet first.

Live, on tv.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (XH/wc)

"Tonight, on a very special episode of This Old House..."

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (wtvvX)

59 Is it true that FOX executives were popping Butt Lights to celebrate their new cleanliness?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (TgBWG)

60 Been too busy to comment today, so please allow me to butt in here with my simple question:

Why does anyone pay for cable?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (dqlbz)

61 "Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden.

LOL... Joe doesn't even know she worked for him

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (bs+z0)

62 She looks like a Fetal Rat.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (P7IZS)

63 Norman, coordinate:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 11m
TRUMP: "'The dumbest man on television,' Don Lemon, has finally been fired from Fake News CNN. My only question is, WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG?"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (Vwz3I)

64 So now that she is gone, we will see an end to the proxy war in Ukraine, the Taiwanese escalation and we'll begin the evacuation of American citizens in Sudan, right?

I mean she was responsible for it, right?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (9hVFa)

65 We're going to have to start reading the content!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

Hey now, let's not be hasty...

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (DRSnL)

66 How about them Cowboys.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (5mIwL)

67 Paul Ryan is my first when the purge hits.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (DcKNO)

68 50 I'd be a much better person if I could stop confusing Susan Rice and Condoleezza Rice.

(Why two Zs in her name, I wonder?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (J2vNu)

BIG ZZ top fan, huge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (xcxpd)

69 She should be given the Stalin Treatment, think Trosky, instead of being fired.

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (gmo/4)

70 Whoever @amuse is, sounds like a parody or comedy account, not any sort of serious news source.

From 8pm to 9pm on Fox, there was extreme, even fundamental, disagreements between Tucker and Hannity on those key issues - the kind of internal debate unthinkable on any other network: in lockstep.

Gleen makes a good point here. Fox for all it many flaws and annoyances, is still the only network that airs all sides of issues on its talking head shows, rather than various flavors of the same viewpoint.

Or, at least, used to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

71 8 times this morning!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

Amazing what a little blue pill can do.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (bTvSs)

72 She'll just be replaced with someone more radical.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (NpAcC)

73 Fired Rice? Can I get that as a side of my Fang Fang? And throw in some extra packets of hot mustard and duck sauce, thanks.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (fs1hN)

74 From previous thread...Laura Ingraham dated Keith "I'm A Cry for Help" Olberman.

there's probably other vermin too

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops

From everything I've heard about the DC dating pool, old Keef is considered a catch. Or, was.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (wmDcS)

75 Has Joe promised to replace her with a woman Of-Color yet? Because we all know that once you check the Diversity box on a position it must thereafter be filled with the same box-check.

Posted by: Zek at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (5FPX4)

76 Susan Rice's appeal has become more selective.

Posted by: Ian Faith, Legendary Band Manager at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

77 >>LOL... Joe doesn't even know she worked for him

He thinks they fired Kamala because to Joe, 'They all look alike'.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (P7IZS)

78 Susan Rice is a pimp. She never could've outfought Jarrett.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (BXxcV)

79 Have you heard that Tucker left Fox?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch

Wait, what? When did this happen?!
Posted by: Jordan61

We're going to have to start reading the content!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water

You people are keeping me from my gainzzz unless laughing causes weight loss.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (Y+l9t)

80 61 "Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden.

LOL... Joe doesn't even know she worked for him
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (bs+z0)

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He doesn't have a clue.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (DcKNO)

81 BIG ZZ top fan, huge

Just like Zelinskyyyy is a huge Rush fan, got YYZ right in his name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

82 25 Susan Rice needs to be fed into a wood chipper feet first.

Live, on tv.
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If you add Victoria Nuland to the woodchipper it would be double plus good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (OTXUv)

83 Among those being eyed as a replacement for her include Neera Tanden, Biden's staff secretary and a senior adviser

Heh. That should fix everything, right?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (Xrfse)

84 It's possible that she was fired, if the Biden folks feel a need to clean the decks of anyone potentially disloyal ahead of rough seas. If the media is willing to start discussing Hunter, as well as Joe's issues, then they may be trying to protect the admin from any leaks in the future from those who want Joe to step aside.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (wmDcS)

I suspect you are correct. She's probably been caught red-handed undermining "Biden" right before "he" announces his re-election bid.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (KSNKu)

85 83 Among those being eyed as a replacement for her include Neera Tanden, Biden's staff secretary and a senior adviser

Heh. That should fix everything, right?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (Xrfse)

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She'll do communist revolution right so that the people enjoy the fires.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

86 Nick Sortor @nicksortor · 40m
🚨 #BREAKING: Tucker Carlson’s Senior Executive Producer Justin Wells has followed Tucker and left Fox News

Tucker’s not done, folks.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (Vwz3I)

87 I'd be a much better person if I could stop confusing Susan Rice and Condoleezza Rice.

(Why two Zs in her name, I wonder?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

They were on sale that day.

Posted by: JT at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (T4tVD)

88 I'd be a much better person if I could stop confusing Susan Rice and Condoleezza Rice.
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Condi can play the piano.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (2hlEI)

89 The one guy is still arguing in the last thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

90 Tucker is out?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (Xrfse)

91 90 Tucker is out?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (Xrfse)

The dude wears a bowtie. It wasn't that much of a secret.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (/EuRN)

92 He thinks they fired Kamala because to Joe, 'They all look alike'.

And by inference, other than Obama all filthy and inarticulate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (0hOvj)

93 89 The one guy is still arguing in the last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

=======

It's really my fault.

Doing my soul searching, I have discovered that I am the real asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

94 81 BIG ZZ top fan, huge

Just like Zelinskyyyy is a huge Rush fan, got YYZ right in his name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

He should choose Free Will

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

95 Well, its a good thing Don Lemon's calendar just opened up... his new role as Domestic Policy something, something... advisor won't have time for CNN.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (53oGX)

96 "Didn't she advise Clinton to do nothing about the Rwandan Genocide?"

Samantha Power?

Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (DB6tu)

97 Tucker taking his producer with him? This is gonna be great.

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (HmA4g)

98 The one guy is still arguing in the last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

LOL, is he? That's awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

99 You know, when you are in a foreign country experiencing mass upheaval, I don't expect the gov't is going to be able to rescue tens of thousands of people. Citizenship here is cheap and you get what you pay for.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (dN42F)

100 Will this cause a schism with the Obama faction?
Or does it reflect a schism that has just come to the surface?

Posted by: Nicolo M at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (5FPX4)

101 93 89 The one guy is still arguing in the last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

=======

It's really my fault.

Doing my soul searching, I have discovered that I am the real asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

So is that an upgrade from trolling or a downgrade?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

102 Again, Rice is part of the Obama crime family, and the other crime families wanted her out. Its a power struggle between factions of the Democrat Mafia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (0hOvj)

103 My guess, she was fired by Dr Jill because she doesn't want Joe to run again.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (Y+l9t)

104 "Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden. Rice has been responsible for the Afghan surrender, the Ukraine proxy war, Taiwanese escalation, and most recently the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan."

So Susan Rice really was the president?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (MCqKH)

105 Susan Rice hired by Fox

Posted by: Coincidence - but of COURSE!!! at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (sh1GZ)

106 I don't think that she was fired, I think that people have been told to get the hell out of this admin, since Biden refuses to take the hint and announce that he won't run again.

Agreed. They know someone else is lined up and want to stay out of their way.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (ZGrMX)

107 "Didn't she advise Clinton to do nothing about the Rwandan Genocide?"

Samantha Power?
Posted by: DanMan at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (DB6tu)
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One of those. They blur together.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (2hlEI)

108 It's really my fault.

Doing my soul searching, I have discovered that I am the real asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

Admitting it is the first step.

Now you have to accept that you are powerless without help from a higher power, outside yourself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

109 Who is the asshoe who failed to position Rice for success??
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2023

***
I believe her name is "Susan Rice."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (J2vNu)

110 Doing my soul searching, I have discovered that I am the real asshole.

"Just don't be a dick!"
--Cassie Lang

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (0hOvj)

111 I doubt this firing snuck up on her. She is deceitful and a survivor. Guessing she will reappear soonish in some other corrosive assignment

Posted by: scampydog at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (2bFN5)

112 101 So is that an upgrade from trolling or a downgrade?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

=========

I've never denied it!

But it's more of a character trait than an action, I suppose.

I shall reflect more. Perhaps a 2012 Ridley Scott movie will cleanse my soul...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

113 Bud Light is a rice beer isn't it? Not that that has anything to do with anything.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (d8oLB)

114 As stated at the end of the last thread, I would read this as Team Biden cutting the cord with Team Obama.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (EmTJz)

115 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 11m
TRUMP: "'The dumbest man on television,' Don Lemon, has finally been fired from Fake News CNN. My only question is, WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG?"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 01:59 PM (Vwz3I)

Don Lemon too?!?

Ace needs to post about this.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (4bYcn)

116 Has Joe promised to replace her with a woman Of-Color yet? Because we all know that once you check the Diversity box on a position it must thereafter be filled with the same box-check.
Posted by: Zek at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (5FPX4)

Word on the street has it that Dylan Mulvaney will be spending 8 hours in a tanning booth in preparation to be announced as the administrations newest tranny-savant.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (uvymP)

117 Doing my soul searching, I have discovered that I am the real asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

So is that an upgrade from trolling or a downgrade?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

Where does Shitposting fall in the heirarchy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

118 Will she do "The Full Ginsburg" -- again -- going on five political television "news" shows this Sunday to lie about it?

Or is only reserved for dead Americans and ambassadors hung out to dry on terrorist foreign soil?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (O6TxJ)

119 108 Admitting it is the first step.

Now you have to accept that you are powerless without help from a higher power, outside yourself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

=========

My wife?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

120 114 As stated at the end of the last thread, I would read this as Team Biden cutting the cord with Team Obama.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (EmTJz)

Or rats deserting a sinking ship

Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (bs+z0)

121 Again, Rice is part of the Obama crime family, and the other crime families wanted her out. Its a power struggle between factions of the Democrat Mafia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023

***
"Never go against The Family, Susan."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

122 Susan "by far the inferior" Rice...

Posted by: sven at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (Lzpvj)

123 BREAKING: Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden. Rice has been responsible for the Afghan surrender, the Ukraine proxy war, Taiwanese escalation, and most recently the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan.

-
So, President Biden, just what would you say you do around here?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (FVME7)

124 Want to do damage control on a sinking ship, Fox? Put Molly Hemingway in as TC replacement, stat!

Then have use Tucker as a weekly guest, like Laura Ingraham does with a very, very good Ramond Arroyo.

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (+Cgut)

125 Don Lemon too?!?

Ace needs to post about this.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (4bYcn)

Pudding cup worthy .

Posted by: runner at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (HmA4g)

126 My wife?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

I am sure she thinks so. But then again, she married you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

127 I shall reflect more. Perhaps a 2012 Ridley Scott movie will cleanse my soul...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
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Go earlier. "The Duellists".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (2hlEI)

128 The question in my mind is whether her stepping down means that the Obama faction is losing favor, or whether she's a rat jumping off of a sinking ship... or some combination of both.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (MIb2C)

129 Admitting it is the first step.

Now you have to accept that you are powerless without help from a higher power, outside yourself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

I have a One Day chit around here somewhere. I can try to find it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (4bYcn)

130 Wilford Brimley told me that Dr Pepper will give you diabeetis.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (MCqKH)

131 I'm wondering if she had enough time to send herself a save my ass email or two before secret service escorted her out.

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (53oGX)

132 Word on the street has it that Dylan Mulvaney will be spending 8 hours in a tanning booth in preparation to be announced as the administrations newest tranny-savant.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 24, 2023

***
Eight hours? It's gonna look like a toasted peanut.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

133 Fox News becomes a much loved, stunning and brave, bastion of journalism in the Cuckiverse in 3, 2, 1 .....

Posted by: Pussy Galore at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (aoFfE)

134 Should have appointed her ambassador to Haiti.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 01:55 PM (kFa0n)
........

With offices in Ciudad Juarez.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (v0R5T)

135 As stated at the end of the last thread, I would read this as Team Biden cutting the cord with Team Obama.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (EmTJz)

Vice-versa, I think. Team Biden has served its purpose. Time to move ... on.

Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (rj6Yv)

136 As stated at the end of the last thread, I would read this as Team Biden cutting the cord with Team Obama.

Depends if she was fired or quit. Firing is Biden cutting the cord, quitting is Obama deciding Biden's outlived the lulz he's been getting advising him to humiliate himself. (And of course to set up and run a Kalorama Kandidate).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)

137 If you for any reason thought moving to Khartoum would make your life better in any way shape or form, that's on you.

If your response to "Hey, let's do XYZ in Khartoum" is anything other than "No", that's on you.

If your response to your boss saying "Hey, go do XYZ in Khartoum" is anything other than "I Quit", that's on you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (/EuRN)

138 "Mein Furher , Tucker Carlson has been fired."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (kFa0n)

139 Admitting it is the first step.

Now you have to accept that you are powerless without help from a higher power, outside yourself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

The hard part is going to be taking a fearless inventory of all of us that he has harmed...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (EmTJz)

140 Admitting it is the first step.

Now you have to accept that you are powerless without help from a higher power, outside yourself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Usually your wife.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (Y+l9t)

141 WTAF people I am gone from the country for a week and it is a total shitshow back there.

One. Week.

I guess I have a lot of work to do when I get back.

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (1hLWb)

142 That's Ricist.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (dqlbz)

143 Susan Rice hired by Fox
Posted by: Coincidence - but of COURSE!!! at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (sh1GZ)

Well, they do have a time slot to cover.

Posted by: Methos at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (kOpft)

144 141 WTAF people I am gone from the country for a week and it is a total shitshow back there.

One. Week.

I guess I have a lot of work to do when I get back.
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (1hLWb)

=======

I was gone for a week, too! Are we the same person?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

145 People seem to be waking from their 4/20 haze and canning people left and right lately.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (ufFY8)

146 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 11m
TRUMP: "'The dumbest man on television,' Don Lemon, has finally been fired from Fake News CNN. My only question is, WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG?"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)
------------------
Yanky @Yanky_Pollak · Mar 13
"Don Lemon is the stupidest person who's ever had a TV show." - Tucker Carlson

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (Vwz3I)

147 She's owed by the Obama's. Write this down either Michelle is going to run or some patsy better than Biden. She'll show up in a role soon and it'll be evil.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (ytSiK)

148 🚨 #BREAKING: Tucker Carlson’s Senior Executive Producer Justin Wells has followed Tucker and left Fox News

come on MSNBC ... don't disappoint me!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (w0NJk)

149 The hard part is going to be taking a fearless inventory of all of us that he has harmed...
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (EmTJz)

Damn, he's going to need a bigger blog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (zZu0s)

150 Word on the street has it that Dylan Mulvaney will be spending 8 hours in a tanning booth in preparation to be announced as the administrations newest tranny-savant.
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Careful where you shine that light.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (2hlEI)

151 Can we still talk about Abby Shapiro’s boobs?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (jrt26)

152 Jerry Rice >>> Ray Rice >> Susan Rice

Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (LLddH)

153 I don't think that she was fired, I think that people have been told to get the hell out of this admin, since Biden refuses to take the hint and announce that he won't run again.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Rats, sinking ship, some assembly required.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (FVME7)

154 Probably stepping down to take a campaign job.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (O1z4v)

155 >My boat has 3 holes.
>One that lets the water in,
>One that lets the water out,
>And one to let the Merpersons deliver our Cheese Pizza.

The mermaid is holding the pizza up, but you really have to reach waaaaaay out to get it. And she is smiling in the dark.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (44ww/)

156 Depends if she was fired or quit. Firing is Biden cutting the cord, quitting is Obama deciding Biden's outlived the lulz he's been getting advising him to humiliate himself. (And of course to set up and run a Kalorama Kandidate).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:06 PM (ZGrMX)

Good point. She's definitely an Obama henchperson. This could very well be a big F'n deal.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (EmTJz)

157 153 Rats, sinking ship, some assembly required.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (FVME7)

=======

Wouldn't that be disassembly?

Perhaps of the kind that was rapid and unplanned?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

158 Breaking: Susan Rice hired by Asa Hutchison.

Probably.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (O1z4v)

159 Jerry Rice >>Converted Rice > Ray Rice >> Susan Rice

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (P7IZS)

160 Jerry Brown @sebastianjer · 59m Replying to @ggreenwald and @FrancisBoulle

Budweiser: Watch how much I can piss off my customers

FOX News: Hold my beer.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (Vwz3I)

161 We're going to have to start reading the content!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water

Has it really come to that??

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (tQL7r)

162 There's plenty on the lefty sites about Tucker, and even LeMon, but not even a mention about Susan Rice. Seems a little odd, though I guess you could say she's just a staffer, and not like Biden or Harris stepping down.

Maybe she's more of a boogeyman to the right, but relatively unknown/unfollowed by all but the most wonky leftists?

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (kg+cP)

163 "Rice has been responsible for the Afghan surrender, the Ukraine proxy war, Taiwanese escalation, and most recently the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan.

Rice...helped the Biden administration with expanding the Affordable Care Act, getting his Inflation Reduction Act into law, and passing gun control legislation."

That's quite a streak of awful catastrophic malfeasance.

So basically the only thing this dozy bitch has done right in her horrid no good career is quitting the bidumb junta "brain trust".

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, brandon needs a new OS at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (mFCvH)

164 Live, on tv.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2023 01:56 PM (XH/wc)

Do you, perchance, have a newsletter, good sir?
I fancy the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (ufFY8)

165 161 We're going to have to start reading the content!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water

Has it really come to that??
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (tQL7r)

It's a fallen world...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (xcxpd)

166 The one guy is still arguing in the last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

Heh. Some people insist on believing that I care what they "think".

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (4bYcn)

167 Carlson and Wells will hook up again, if they already haven't. But for now, looks as if journalism really does die in the media.

There's still Liberty Daily and Whatfinger for news aggregates, both are decent.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (KATBx)

168 "Susan Rice Fired -- or, "Stepping Down" -- from Biden Administration"

I hear Anheuser Busch is look for a new VP of Wokeness . She checks all the right boxes to keep their ESG score up.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (cUYo/)

169 Let's be honest, though.

Nobody likes Brown Rice.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (P7IZS)

170 Haha, CNBC's reporter Julia Boorstin is busy claiming the Dominion lawsuit led to Tucker being shitcanned by Rupert Murdoch.

Since Tucker very clearly never bought into the Dominion claims, and used to mock Sidney Powell regularly, I wonder what (other than pure NBC bias) led Boorstin to this ridiculous conclusion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (zfkxs)

171 Wondering how much the US Labor Department, policies, immigrants the workplace, etc. plays a part in Rice leaving, especially when tied to most other domestic programs.

The next person in that position will be even worse if Biden/Harris run again.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (GshMh)

172 165 161 We're going to have to start reading the content!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water

Has it really come to that??
Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (tQL7r)

It's a fallen world...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (xcxpd)

You can't make me!

Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (53oGX)

173 I doubt this firing snuck up on her. She is deceitful and a survivor. Guessing she will reappear soonish in some other corrosive assignment

Posted by: scampydog at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (2bFN5)

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She will likely replace Ronna Romney McDaniel as the next RNC Chair.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (O6TxJ)

174 Wonder if Tucker might be eyeing radio? There's still quite the void since Rush passed.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

175 172 It's a fallen world...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:09 PM (xcxpd)

You can't make me!
Posted by: Inogame at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (53oGX)

========

Fall? Depends...how old are you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

176 151 Can we still talk about Abby Shapiro’s boobs?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (jrt26)

SURE.

sidebar: I like that the second result when you type in Abby Shapiro is 'Abby Shapiro Milkers'.

https://is.gd/w91bFF

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

177 Wait, Ukraine proxy war???? OMG! OMG!!
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2023 01:58 PM (HmA4g)
........

Of course, we've got to help the Z-dog out.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

178 Jerry Rice >>> Ray Rice >> Susan Rice
Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (LLddH)

Pork Fried Rice A#1 > All Other Rices

Posted by: Phuk at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (gDBF4)

179 I think this is Joey Shitpants clearing the decks of any sabotaging Obama leftovers. It's time for a wartime consigliere. I read this as a sign that Biden expects a bloody fight for the 2024 nomination. He -- or rather his Biden-aligned handlers -- see the vultures circling.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

180 I was gone for a week, too! Are we the same person?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

Almost positive we've never been seen in the same room together

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (1hLWb)

181 Just like Zelinskyyyy is a huge Rush fan, got YYZ right in his name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

He will be taking Tucker's slot at Fox. Live from the tables in Vegas!

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (gmo/4)

182 Why on earth would anyone watch Julia Boorstin unmuted?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (/EuRN)

183 Think the ruling Kalorama Junta would pair Susan Rice with Big Mike for an All-DEI POTUS ticket?

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (SyLKR)

184 Susan Rice is leaving because she's fried

Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (LLddH)

185 119 108 Admitting it is the first step.

Now you have to accept that you are powerless without help from a higher power, outside yourself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

=========

My wife?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

She's not higher, she's shorter than you. I've seen pictures.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (xcxpd)

186 152 Jerry Rice >>> Ray Rice >> Susan Rice
Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (LLddH)

Spotswood Rice = Jerry Rice >>> Ray Rice >>> Susan Rice

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

187 Wondering how much the US Labor Department, policies, immigrants the workplace, etc. plays a part in Rice leaving, especially when tied to most other domestic programs.

The next person in that position will be even worse if Biden/Harris run again.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (GshMh)

---------

John Festerman is rumored to be on the short list.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (O6TxJ)

188 (Why two Zs in her name, I wonder?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

It's cultural. Someone already existed with the one-z spelling.

Black names are like picking a name on Steam.

"Sorry, that handle already exists!"

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (iKBwy)

189 LOL.

TheBlaze @theblaze · 1h
@glennbeck invites @TuckerCarlson to join The Blaze in the wake of departure from Fox News:

"We would love to have you here, you won't miss a beat, and together the two of us will tear it up."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (Vwz3I)

190 Any chance that Biden got wind that Rice is planning to challenge him for the Democrat nomination thus triggering her being canned?

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (5/9xX)

191 >>Pork Fried Rice A#1 > All Other Rices

BBQ Pork Fried Rice is Kang.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (P7IZS)

192 185 She's not higher, she's shorter than you. I've seen pictures.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:11 PM (xcxpd)

=========

It's true. She's a shorty. 5'11.

Might as well be a midget.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

193 sidebar: I like that the second result when you type in Abby Shapiro is 'Abby Shapiro Milkers'.

They are really nice.

I'm actually surprised that is not the first result.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (ppBhU)

194
mmmm,, uh-uh, mmm...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (vwCZJ)

195 TJM we are all assholes, it is only through effort and the grace of God that we pretend to be decent for any length of time.

Go to a simian cage and watch the interactions, we all fight the inner monkey.

Posted by: sven at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (Lzpvj)

196 BREAKING: Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden. Rice has been responsible for the Afghan surrender, the Ukraine proxy war, Taiwanese escalation, and most recently the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan.

All loyal party members are ordered to scream their hate at her daily for fifteen minutes on penalty of being removed from the party and unpersoned.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (xhaym)

197 Any Kremlinologists want to take a crack at what this means? Rice was one of Obama's "furies." Does this mean Obama's hand in Biden's White House is weakening? Is this DOKTOR Jill making a play? Did Rice become a liability for Obama?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (R38qh)

198 How about them Cowboys.

Posted by: humphreyrobot

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (tQL7r)

199
She will be replaced by someone even worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (MoZTd)

200 Why is it the random people who show up to this blog to drop smelly turds in the comments section are always so light years smarter than everyone else?

I swear if we could harness the Small to Medium Dick Energy of Random Fag Trolls 1 - 7,000 we'd have cold fusion and time travel by now.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (BXxcV)

201 Uncle Ben's Rice

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

202 You're gonna like my rice.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (4I/2K)

203 Also fired, another marketing VP at Anheiser Busch. This one didn't do a stupid video bragging at tanking their brand, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (0hOvj)

204 Rice wars begun they have.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (kFa0n)

205 195 TJM we are all assholes, it is only through effort and the grace of God that we pretend to be decent for any length of time.

Go to a simian cage and watch the interactions, we all fight the inner monkey.
Posted by: sven at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (Lzpvj)

========

I have more of an inner orangutan than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

206 Cute critters my ass, it's Armenian genocide day... The Otterman empire done it!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (aDfdT)

207 NewsMax is having fun with the Tucker announcement.

Chyron: Fox is all tuckered out. Untucked.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (4bYcn)

208 Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr · 51m
Fox fires @TuckerCarlson five days after he crosses the red line by acknowledging that the TV networks pushed a deadly and ineffective vaccine to please their Pharma advertisers. Carlson’s breathtakingly courageous April 19 monologue broke TV’s two biggest rules: Tucker told the truth about how greedy Pharma advertisers controlled TV news content and he lambasted obsequious newscasters for promoting jabs they knew to be lethal and worthless. For many years, Tucker has had the nation's biggest audience averaging 3.5 million — 10 times the size of CNN. Fox just demonstrated the terrifying power of Big Pharma.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (Vwz3I)

209 More opinionated than Klain was willing to put up with? And insistent upon her opinions to boot?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (WbhNr)

210 104 "Sources reveal Susan Rice has been fired by President Biden. Rice has been responsible for the Afghan surrender, the Ukraine proxy war, Taiwanese escalation, and most recently the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan."

So Susan Rice really was the president?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 24, 2023 0

Biden makes no decisions....so who fired Rice? I'm in rhe camp she quit but let Biden say she was fired to hide the true intentions. They are going to make a true shadow government with the derp state and cut Biden out of the loop. Then run a new puppet.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (yNfo0)

211 NPR is blaming Carlson's firing on a lawsuit from a former booker, who claims the Carlson show and Fix generally is "replete with sexism and misogyny".

NPR, it should be noted, is a government funded "news" outlet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (zfkxs)

212 I bet Tucker has a streaming operation going within a month.

Don Lemon not so much.

Rice will be making millions on various boards of directors shortly.

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (1hLWb)

213 Susan Rice fired?? Like against a wall?

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (O64js)

214 196 Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (xhaym)

You ain't black unless you join Uncle Joe in hating a blackish woman.

//Retard Nation

Posted by: sven at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (Lzpvj)

215 Uncle Joey's Perverted brand rice

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (kFa0n)

216 "and the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan"...which we totally haven't covered. Like, at all.

Posted by: MSM at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (FJYfm)

217 LOL.

TheBlaze @theblaze · 1h
@glennbeck invites @TuckerCarlson to join The Blaze in the wake of departure from Fox News:

"We would love to have you here, you won't miss a beat, and together the two of us will tear it up."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (Vwz3I)

Beck means tear as in cry. Really, Beck is a non-entity anymore.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (dN42F)

218 This is just further fallout from Trump, because Trump is the center of everything!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

219 Rice, rice, baby

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (v0R5T)

220 SIAMESE TWINS (THE MONKEY AND ME)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAOdIUEFczk

Posted by: THE KNACK at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (P7IZS)

221 Rice-a-Roni > Susan Rice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (0hOvj)

222 It was the wild west, now wild west in a biblical type setting.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (5mIwL)

223 Biden makes no decisions....so who fired Rice? I'm in rhe camp she quit but let Biden say she was fired to hide the true intentions. They are going to make a true shadow government with the derp state and cut Biden out of the loop. Then run a new puppet.

I agree. I think the new puppet's already been chosen, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)

224 Any Kremlinologists want to take a crack at what this means? Rice was one of Obama's "furies."

OUT: Furies
IN: Furries

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (wtvvX)

225 Nobody likes Brown Rice.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (P7IZS)

Hey, I like brown rice. I make it all the time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

226 It's the Democratic version of "round up the usual suspects." Find a scapegoat and sacrifice her to the Volcano God, and all will be well come election day.

If it works we'll know that TV-watchers are true Marching Morons.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (3SFo/)

227 Genocide? What otter nonsense man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (kFa0n)

228 The question I have is: How does this benefit China?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (4bYcn)

229 Susan Rice is leaving because she's fried
---------------
That's got the Left pretty steamed I bet.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (Vwz3I)

230 I like brown rice too but you gotta doctor it up or its like eating random seeds out of a field.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj)

231 So, who had Susan Rice replacing Tucker Carlson on Fox on their Bingo cards?

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (+Cgut)

232 If Biden is smart enough to have his people ice pick Obama I may want to re-evaluate his bono fides.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (OTXUv)

233 I swear if we could harness the Small to Medium Dick Energy
_______________

Getting warm in here.

Posted by: Don LeMon at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (2bFN5)

234 230 I like brown rice too but you gotta doctor it up or its like eating random seeds out of a field.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj)

=========

"I like brown rice, but only if it doesn't taste like brown rice."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

235 She will likely replace Ronna Romney McDaniel as the next RNC Chair.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests

That's gonna leave a mark

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (tQL7r)

236 Just like Zelinskyyyy is a huge Rush fan, got YYZ right in his name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

He should choose Free Will
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

He enjoys the Limelight

Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (LLddH)

237 Rice-a-Roni > Susan Rice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (0hOvj)

Jerry Rice>>>Rice-a-Roni>>Donna Rice>>>Susan Rice

Posted by: Wally at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (FJYfm)

238
Susan Rice is leaving because she's fried
---------------
That's got the Left pretty steamed I bet.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (Vwz3I)

_________

Nothing dirty, please.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (MoZTd)

239 >>Hey, I like brown rice. I make it all the time.

Have you tried cooking it like Pasta in Stock?

That is the only way i can tolerate it.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (P7IZS)

240 203 Also fired, another marketing VP at Anheiser Busch. This one didn't do a stupid video bragging at tanking their brand, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (0hOvj)
________________

I believe that other VP is a man. So he had to go or else it would look like A-B was using a woman as a scapegoat. But everyone at the entire marketing department should be fired. This was a major promotional realignment of a major A-B brand. There's no way this wasn't signed off on by very senior people. And if the senior people weren't aware of it, then that makes them look even worse. Get rid of the entire sorry lot.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

241 Hey, I like brown rice. I make it all the time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL)

I like brown rice overcooked to an oatmeal-like consistency.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (4bYcn)

242 215 Uncle Joey's Perverted brand rice
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (kFa0n)

Thinking of taking the Paramount + free trial to watch the full season of Picard, now that it is all out.

Talk me out of it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

243 Hmm, a lot of re-shuffling of deck chairs on this Titanic we are all riding. I wonder what it all means.
*sips on glass of Evan Williams 1783*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (fs1hN)

244 236 Just like Zelinskyyyy is a huge Rush fan, got YYZ right in his name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

He should choose Free Will
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

He enjoys the Limelight
Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (LLddH)

lol...nice one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

245 Susan Rice is a Furry?

No one tell Mika.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (kFa0n)

246 Also fired, another marketing VP at Anheiser Busch. This one didn't do a stupid video bragging at tanking their brand, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (0hOvj)

I saw that they put them on leave and didn't fire them.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (dN42F)

247 Susan Rice is leaving because she's fried
---------------
That's got the Left pretty steamed I bet.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (Vwz3I)

That's mighty white of her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (wmDcS)

248 No way Rice was fired. They couldn't fire a woman of color.

That means she went on her own.

Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (1hLWb)

249 That's Ricist.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 24, 2023 02:07 PM (dqlbz)

Are you Australian?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (d8oLB)

250 Yellow rice with BBQ chicken.

Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (O64js)

251 If wonder if Susan Rice wrote another CYA MFR on her way out the door.

Posted by: Candidus at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (V1yiu)

252 All these firings today have me worried about what's going to happen to Aaron Rodgers.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (5/9xX)

253 Clown show continues apace:

@RichSementa 2m
NSA Sullivan: Embassy Evacuations Happen From Time To Time

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (jzzG8)

254 Although I haven't seen her on TV as such, my sense is Mollie would be an amazing choice to replace Tucker and probably the only woman that could pull it off and keep his audience. That's how I know it will never ever happen.

This is about controlling what comes out of Fox as the next Fake Election goes down.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (BXxcV)

255 Carlson’s breathtakingly courageous April 19 monologue broke TV’s two biggest rules: Tucker told the truth about how greedy Pharma advertisers controlled TV news content and he lambasted obsequious newscasters for promoting jabs they knew to be lethal and worthless.
==
This is true. And he was really the only paid TV person to say it. He did a lot of other stuff just as legit. Balls. He's got em.

Posted by: YMMV at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (sh1GZ)

256 152 Jerry Rice >>> Ray Rice >> Susan Rice
Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:08 PM (LLddH)

Jim Rice>>>Jerry Rice >>> Ray Rice >> Susan Rice

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (CCSxw)

257 Have you tried cooking it like Pasta in Stock?

That is the only way i can tolerate it.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (P7IZS)

I have tried chicken bullion cubes thrown into rice. It was pretty tasty and took care of the need for salt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

258 Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (BXxcV)

If you're speaking of multi handle king Scoggy he always thinks he's better than the rubes. If you're speaking of leftist troll slike Paul , don't they always think they're smarter than everybody else?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (ixjTN)

259 205 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

https://youtu.be/EJMQ2DLKdHY

Posted by: sven at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (Lzpvj)

260 There's nothing wrong with brown rice. Unless you've had white rice. Then everything is wrong with it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (ppBhU)

261
President Biden, Rice is leaving.

Good! Rice gets caught in my dentures. Unless it's rice pudding. My mother made the best rice pudding. She used currents instead of Raisins. No Joke. I like Pilaf better than rice. It's more noodle based. Chews easier. I'm not kidding. My mother made Rice pudding. Used currents instead of raisins. No Joke. I'm being serious guys.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (+oR7L)

262 "I like brown rice, but only if it doesn't taste like brown rice."

LOL basically yeah, but the same deal with white rice. I like wild rice even more, but it takes forever to cook.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)

263 I like brown rice too but you gotta doctor it up or its like eating random seeds out of a field.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Butter and Craisins. That's all.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (iKBwy)

264 226 It's the Democratic version of "round up the usual suspects." Find a scapegoat and sacrifice her to the Volcano God, and all will be well come election day.

If it works we'll know that TV-watchers are true Marching Morons.

Rice has never not had a landing zone. She's the bishop to King and queen Obama. There is a play to keep her whispering in the ear of the powerful.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (yNfo0)

265 With all this quitting and firing going on I just and checked that I still had my job. It took me a minute to realize I don't have a job since I retired.

Years ago

:/

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (89Sog)

266 236 Just like Zelinskyyyy is a huge Rush fan, got YYZ right in his name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:00 PM (0hOvj)

He should choose Free Will
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

He enjoys the Limelight

Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (LLddH)

From inside his gated Subdivison

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

267 187. John Festerman is rumored to be on the short list.

Good catch, ShainS! ;-)

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (GshMh)

268
That's mighty white of her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (wmDcS)

___________

She'll be replaced by her sister, Jasmine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (MoZTd)

269 The one guy is still arguing in the last thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

The perversefagonist troll?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (tkR6S)

270 Susan Rice: The political equivalent of violently metastasizing cancer. She is a shit midas who destroys everything she touches. There is a special place in hell for her - just waiting.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (JNTt1)

271 Rice-a-Roni > Susan Rice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:15 PM (0hOvj)
.........

The San Francisco Treat
gives the hobos fiber

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

272 169 Let's be honest, though.

Nobody likes Brown Rice.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:10 PM (P7IZS)
________________

I do. I make it all the time. It's got more flavor than regular old white rice. What are you, a RACIST????

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

273 Rice, rice, baby
Posted by: wth at April 24, 2023 02:14 PM (v0R5T)

Word to your mother.

Posted by: Vanilla Rice at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (4I/2K)

274 He enjoys the Limelight

Posted by: Doof at April 24, 2023 02:16 PM (LLddH)

So does Don Lemon. He calls it the "7 Up" and he gets it nightly.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (BXxcV)

275 262 "I like brown rice, but only if it doesn't taste like brown rice."

LOL basically yeah, but the same deal with white rice. I like wild rice even more, but it takes forever to cook.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)'

=====

I use that on people who say they love coffee, but only if it has 13 sugars and a full bottle of cream in it. "I don't think you actually like coffee..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

276
Don't see the Dem superstate wanting to get rid of Joe.
6 percentage points worth of fake ballots is a piece of cake, and even if it's a more fake election than the last two they don't care about anybody knowing anymore.

Posted by: Auspex at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (j4U/Z)

277 Anne Rice wrote about vampires.
Susan Rice belongs to a party of vampires.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (44ww/)

278 Uncle Ben's Rice >Jim Rice>>>Jerry Rice >>> Ray Rice >> Susan Rice

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (NtVYv)

279 ""As the only person to serve as both National Security Advisor and Domestic Policy Advisor, Susan's record of public service makes history,"

Dangling reference! Susan's record is not a person.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (MvF+J)

280 TJM seems to like it, but then again he also likes Prometheus. *shrug*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (kFa0n)

281 Rumble guy tweets to WaPo dick...

Chris Pavlovski @chrispavlovski · 2h
Corporate media's unprofessionalism and undisguised ideological agenda never ceases to amaze me. 🤮
https://tinyurl.com/2rfjbbkv

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (Vwz3I)

282 Although I haven't seen her on TV as such, my sense is Mollie would be an amazing choice to replace Tucker and probably the only woman that could pull it off and keep his audience. That's how I know it will never ever happen.

Yeah she's pretty and has a nice voice and is even more fearless and based than Tucker, which means there's not the slightest chance she gets a show like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (0hOvj)

283 Her pillow name is rice cakes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (5mIwL)

284 If you cook it in a large pot of stock and drain it, it is a lot more palatable.

But still. Brown Rice sucks.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (P7IZS)

285 Rope-a-dope.

She's being moved somewhere. Ukraine, maybe?

Posted by: We ended the Cold War by lying to Russia. They remember. at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (jaQXh)

286 I have tried chicken bullion cubes thrown into rice. It was pretty tasty and took care of the need for salt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

That's pretty much what I do, except I use a tablespoon Better Than Bouillon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (DRSnL)

287 I guess brown rice is OK if you put ketchup on it.

Posted by: wth at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (v0R5T)

288 Wild rice is awesome and isn't even rice as such. It's grass.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (BXxcV)

289 I saw Random Fag Trolls open up for Erasure at the Palladium in '83.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (fs1hN)

290 276
Don't see the Dem superstate wanting to get rid of Joe.
6 percentage points worth of fake ballots is a piece of cake, and even if it's a more fake election than the last two they don't care about anybody knowing anymore.
Posted by: Auspex at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (j4U/Z)

====

It's about which faction is on top and in charge of patronage, not about saving the party's chances of victory in the general election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

291 I don't believe it. Obama would never allow it.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (tX3BM)

292 Susan Rice hired by Fox

SuRi?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (Xrfse)

293

Susan Rice Fired -- or, "Stepping Down" -- from Biden Administration

------

There will always be a demand in DC for her mass-murder facilitation skills.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (dtlw7)

294 I use that on people who say they love coffee, but only if it has 13 sugars and a full bottle of cream in it. "I don't think you actually like coffee..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

Let me guess: you like it black.

Like your man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

295 I use that on people who say they love coffee, but only if it has 13 sugars and a full bottle of cream in it. "I don't think you actually like coffee..."

I used to put creamer and cocoa mix in my coffee. I didn't really like coffee that much. Smells way better than it tastes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (0hOvj)

296 Why is this happening on a Monday instead of a Friday?

Weird.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)

297 Ah forgot to explain what 259 is....

"right turn Clyde"

Posted by: sven at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (Lzpvj)

298 She'll be replaced by her sister, Jasmine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2023 02:18 PM (MoZTd)
------------
And her cousing, Basmati.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (2hlEI)

299 @RichSementa 2m
NSA Sullivan: Embassy Evacuations Happen From Time To Time
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (jzzG

...when a Democrat is president.

Posted by: Wally at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (FJYfm)

300 With Don Lemon being fired, who will think of us during the next disaster?

*black holes make sad face*

Posted by: Black Holes, Hungrily Eating Jet Airplanes at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (xxG/v)

301
"and the decision to abandon thousands of Americans in Sudan"...which we totally haven't covered. Like, at all.
Posted by: MSM

Americans who voluntarily live/work in a third-world shit-hole while a fucking Donk is in the White House have only themselves to blame if they get their heads sawed off by random native mohammedan savages during the annual revolution.

It ain't much better with a GOPer in the White House either.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (n+4am)

302 280 TJM seems to like it, but then again he also likes Prometheus. *shrug*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (kFa0n)

========

What do I like?

Guitar Hero? I mean...it's pretty good, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

303 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (tjClK)

304 >>I do. I make it all the time. It's got more flavor than regular old white rice. What are you, a RACIST????

I fully endorse Brown Sugar.

I know Brown Sugar. And Brown Rice is NO Brown Sugar.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (P7IZS)

305 Thinking of taking the Paramount + free trial to watch the full season of Picard, now that it is all out.

Talk me out of it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

The show is not worth it. I can't figure out the praise for it. The story is lame. The sets are still too dark. The space battles and action scenes are confusing, ridiculous, and/or bland. Do you like memberberries? You're going to get a full serving every episode. The only decent things, which makes it sad, are the few moments where the old cast clicks back together.

Posted by: Crom Laughs at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (dN42F)

306 197 Any Kremlinologists want to take a crack at what this means? Rice was one of Obama's "furies." Does this mean Obama's hand in Biden's White House is weakening? Is this DOKTOR Jill making a play? Did Rice become a liability for Obama?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 24, 2023 02:12 PM (R38qh)

The Furies:

The Roman goddesses of vengeance, the Furies lived in the underworld, where they tortured sinners. The children of Gaea and Uranus, they were usually characterized as three sisters: Alecto (“unceasing”

, Tisiphone (“avenging murder”

, and Megaera (“grudging”

. Their counterparts in Greek mythology are the Erinyes.

Make if this what you will...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (CCSxw)

307 Rice is fried

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (us2H3)

308 284 But still. Brown Rice sucks.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (P7IZS)

_______________

This is about me, isn't it?

-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

309 "As the only person to serve as both National Security Advisor and Domestic Policy Advisor, Susan's record of public service makes history,"

In ClownWorld Identity Speak, every sentence has to being with an identifying qualifier: "As a bleh, blah is uniquely experienced to handle the blech, ..."

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (MvF+J)

310 Rice is an evil monster and I'm glad she's gone.

I wonder what even worse evil monster they'll get to replace her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

311 Clown show continues apace:

@RichSementa 2m
NSA Sullivan: Embassy Evacuations Happen From Time To Time
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (jzzG

And sometimes they don't.

Posted by: Iranian Embassy at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (ufFY8)

312 She'll be working on Michael Obama's presidential campaign.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (N5C4b)

313 Every troll is scogg dog now? It used to be reqular joe. Has anybody updated the style guide?

Won't somebody think of the ~~chilluns~~ style guide!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (89Sog)

314 Susan Rice is the Lois Lerner of Jamie Gorelicks.

Posted by: Walsingham at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (GfSPS)

315 248 No way Rice was fired. They couldn't fire a woman of color.

That means she went on her own.
Posted by: blaster at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (1hLWb)

The fact that there is supposedly nobody on deck to take her position is what strikes me as odd. Seems that either she left trying to sabotage the White House (Obama is behind it) or she screwed something up so badly that they had to get rid of her immediately.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (bTvSs)

316 I used to put creamer and cocoa mix in my coffee. I didn't really like coffee that much. Smells way better than it tastes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (0hOvj)

So true.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

317 294 Let me guess: you like it black.

Like your man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

=========

I hate coffee. I just drink it regularly because it has supposed health benefits. If they're bunk, then oh well, I've drunk thousands of gallons of something I hate and won't help me stave off alzheimer's later in life. I could have been smoking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

318 @RichSementa 2m
NSA Sullivan: Embassy Evacuations Happen From Time To Time

--

If I'm counting right Biden has lost four embassies now.

Posted by: We ended the Cold War by lying to Russia. They remember. at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (jaQXh)

319 I fully endorse Brown Sugar.

*nods*
--Mick Jagger

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj)

320 Late to the party, but fuck Fox.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (oWBc3)

321 begin

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (MvF+J)

322 This busty blonde in red is wondering where all of the "CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE" headlines are, since she's pretty sure that any executive branch turnover is "chaos" per reporting during the prior administration:
https://is.gd/S7T10e

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

323 Greek mythology is great mythology.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

324 Get a rice cooker. A good one, like one that sells well in Korea and Japan. Saves time, cleanup, etc., cooks great rice every time. Even brown rice.

Posted by: brak at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (25k9m)

325 Domestic policy adviser Susan Rice

I see where they're blaming her for the abandoned Americans in whatever warring shithole country currently.

What does the DOMESTIC policy adviser have to do with the middle east?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (tjClK)

326 begin
Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (MvF+J)

and so?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (4bYcn)

327 CNN - Disney begins largest wave of layoffs, targeting thousands at ESPN, Parks, and other divisions.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (GshMh)

328 Not a lot of difference between an involuntary leave of absence in which you are replaced by someone else and being fired.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (0hOvj)

329 Rice, Lemon and Tucker all on the same day.

Interesting.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (2YtOq)

330 If I'm counting right Biden has lost four embassies now.
Posted by: We ended the Cold War by lying to Russia. They remember. at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (jaQXh)
++++
Which four? Sudan and Afghanistan, but where are the other two?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

331 Thinking of taking the Paramount + free trial to watch the full season of Picard, now that it is all out.

Talk me out of it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

If you do, also watch Poker Face.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

332 Hitler is actually German for Brown Rice. Weird but true.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (BXxcV)

333 >>320 Late to the party, but fuck Fox.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

I haven't watched one minute of FNC since 2009.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (N5C4b)

334 I hate coffee. I just drink it regularly because it has supposed health benefits.

Coffee has manifold health benefits. Everyone who comes into contact with me after a couple of cups gets to go on being healthy, even if they're assholes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (ppBhU)

335 Hahahaha!

Dance little people, dance! In the end we win.

Posted by: Deep State and Frens at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (AbL8c)

336 329 Rice, Lemon and Tucker all on the same day.

Interesting.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (2YtOq)

=========

There are no coincidences!

They have found a Voltron. It's the only explanation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

337 No way Rice was fired. They couldn't fire a woman of color.

--

This is like the Bud Light chick.

She can't be fired or else it's a statement on the ad, and you'll notice they haven't apologized or issued a statement on the ad because it would drop their DEI / ESG social credit score. She has a job for life. Likely promotions, too.

Posted by: We ended the Cold War by lying to Russia. They remember. at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (jaQXh)

338 Obama is not the head of the Obama syndicate. He is just an ignorant figurehead.

Posted by: Eric Blair at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (GzpNE)

339 280 TJM seems to like it, but then again he also likes Prometheus. *shrug*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:19 PM (kFa0n)

Good anti-recommendation, anna! I knew I could count on you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

340 Someone asked if there has been any comment from Tucker. His twitter feed looks stalled. All his ads for FoxNation stuff and the Trump interview. All from last week. Nothing new.

Posted by: micky at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (3byMq)

341 Make if this what you will...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (CCSxw)

Oh, "furies"... I thought you said....

nevermind.

Posted by: Ted Lieu at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (/EuRN)

342 Just like Zelinskyyyy is a huge Rush fan, got YYZ right in his name.

He's making The Big Money claiming to be a Distant Early Warning, but it's all about Territories anyway.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (ZGrMX)

343 Maybe I don't know enough about Susan Rice, but humility and humor don't seem to describe anyone in the Biden cabal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (ixjTN)

344 "Susan Rice Fired -- or, "Stepping Down" -- from Biden Administration"

No, stepping up, to join the star chamber of puppeteers who run the whole show, of which Biden is merely a subsidiary.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (MvF+J)

345 Susan Rice is the Lois Lerner of Jamie Gorelicks.

Posted by: Walsingham at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (GfSPS)

Nothing to add, just worth repeating.

Posted by: Candidus at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (V1yiu)

346 If you do, also watch Poker Face.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

I just had a mental image of a completely different type of program than you are probably recommending.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

347
Late to the party, but fuck Fox.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

If you're talking 80s Samantha Fox, yes.

Whoever pulled me out of her back then would have been named King of England.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (n+4am)

348 Thinking of taking the Paramount + free trial to watch the full season of Picard, now that it is all out

I think it has Tulsa King as well which I have heard good stuff about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (0hOvj)

349 They had to fire Rice because the WEF she's causing global warming!

"This is how rice is hurting the planet
Jun 18, 2019"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (Vwz3I)

350 I hope Fox gives Tucker's time slot to Keith Olberman. Just to make it crystal clear that they hate their audience.

Posted by: Keith Olberman's Mom at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (sh1GZ)

351 322 This busty blonde in red is wondering where all of the "CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE" headlines are, since she's pretty sure that any executive branch turnover is "chaos" per reporting during the prior administration:
https://is.gd/S7T10e
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

Nice, tight little body

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (xcxpd)

352 Today

Desert One

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (kFa0n)

353 Now that Biden's crime family is purging out the Obama crime family, who will Biden bring in for his consigliere?

It has to be Fetterman. He couldn't possibly be worse than any of the others, could he?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (xxG/v)

354 314 Susan Rice is the Lois Lerner of Jamie Gorelicks.
Posted by: Walsingham at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (GfSPS)

Well played

Posted by: Sally yates at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (yNfo0)

355 338 Obama is not the head of the Obama syndicate. He is just an ignorant figurehead.
Posted by: Eric Blair at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (GzpNE)

^^^This^^^

I want to know who's behind this guy, besides the Ayers / Dorn connection.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (CCSxw)

356 Posted by: Deep State and Frens at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (AbL8c

I'm counting on the fact that it the end God wins.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (ixjTN)

357 I hope "Michelle" doesn't run for President. I don't want to see "her" bulge anymore!

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (DcKNO)

358 One possibility is that Obama doesn't have full control over the Biden puppet regime. Obama is - or was - just very influential among the "deep state" politburo. Now that the Obama/Rice/et al foreign policy is becoming rancid even within "respectable" circles - with the colossal Ukraine failure pending - the politburo is changing horses to the Clinton mafia (e.g., Neera Tanden).

Posted by: Bamanarama at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (zV1uM)

359 I just had a mental image of a completely different type of program than you are probably recommending.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)
LOL.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (ufFY8)

360 Greek mythology is great mythology.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (ufFY

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Just don't get on some god's bad side.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (2hlEI)

361 If you do, also watch Poker Face.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

Did not get that at all. First episode seemed okay then abruptly ended and it became a case of the week show.

It was hanging by a thread for me, then came that one episode where she yelled at her dog for being a fascist bigot who likes a border wall and I once again began questioning why I ever listen to anyone about anything ever. Still love you girl.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (BXxcV)

362 324 Get a rice cooker. A good one, like one that sells well in Korea and Japan. Saves time, cleanup, etc., cooks great rice every time. Even brown rice.
Posted by: brak at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (25k9m)

Endorsed. I bought a Zojirushi. It was pricey but worth it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (xcxpd)

363 This is like the Bud Light chick.

She can't be fired or else it's a statement on the ad, and you'll notice they haven't apologized or issued a statement on the ad because it would drop their DEI / ESG social credit score.

Bud Light horseface will decide to quit and spend more time with her vibrator after the news cycle's moved on for a few weeks, and probably get a nice severance.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (ZGrMX)

364 I want to know who's behind this guy, besides the Ayers / Dorn connection.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 24, 2023 02:25 PM (CCSxw)

-----

Well, Jarrett is up there.

Soros is pretty high too.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (DcKNO)

365 Samantha Fox was a triumph of marketing. Did she ever have an actual hit? But she was everywhere, because hawt

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj)

366 Butter and Craisins. That's all.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

That sounds really good. Gonna have to try it

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (tQL7r)

367 I wonder if the Sudan shitball was another of Rice's projects that went 'splodey in the Admin's face.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (jzzG8)

368 shit, just as I was about to go on Tuca's show

Posted by: Linda Graham at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (us2H3)

369 "As the only person to serve as both National Security Advisor and Domestic Policy Advisor, Susan's record of public service makes history,"

In ClownWorld Identity Speak, every sentence has to being with an identifying qualifier: "As a bleh, blah is uniquely experienced to handle the blech, ..."
Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at April 24, 2023 02:21 PM (MvF+J)

Dr Salazar's record of public service made greater history.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (xhaym)

370 Lotsa people leaving their jobs under vague and suspicious circumstances lately . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

371 360 Greek mythology is great mythology.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (ufFY
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Just don't get on some god's bad side.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (2hlEI)

And watch your ass.

Because the Greeks are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

372 I think it has Tulsa King as well which I have heard good stuff about.

Tulsa King is excellent, if you don't think about it too hard. I didn't know Stallone could actually act.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (ZGrMX)

373 All episodes of good streaming shows are available to borrow in a week at most, usually available within 24 hours of release.

*touches nose*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (4bYcn)

374 Bullshit she was fired. She's next in line for Veep or she's going to run herself.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (DBrN4)

375 There will always be a demand in DC for her mass-murder facilitation skills.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

This ^^^^^

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (tQL7r)

376 Yeah, folks, Obama isn't in charge of anything. He's a dumb, patsy. He's lazy and has been propped up his whole life. He's not running anything.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (DcKNO)

377 LegalInsurrection is saying Fox did not send out any sort of internal communication regarding Tucker Carlson. They released the public statement on twitter, and that's all anyone has said, so far. The staff at FNC is "in shock" according to the post.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (OCQgj)

378 Rice is sending her resume to the Taliban.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v)

379 One possibility is that Obama doesn't have full control over the Biden puppet regime.

That's always been the case.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (wmDcS)

380 City Rice > Susan Rice

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

381 Fox still has Tucker's show listed on their "show pages". You can always tell how together an organization is by how fast (or slow in this case) this stuff gets updated. If it was my company it would drive me batty.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (BXxcV)

382 Is James Earl Carter still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (kFa0n)

383 Just don't get on some god's bad side.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (2hlEI)

And watch your ass.

Because the Greeks are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

Watch your cornhole, Bud.

Posted by: Lawrence at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (ufFY8)

384 Given the timing, I expect Susan has left so that she can work on Biden's re-election campaign without any issues of being a government employee.

Posted by: Chemist at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (HJMJw)

385 I didn't know Stallone could actually act.
________

Those 47 years of making movies are starting to pay off.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (lf83v)

386 I want to know who's behind this guy, besides the Ayers / Dorn connection.

I think he's a WEF homunculus. They love young, hard left products instead of a self made type. Every one of their products (Macron, ~~Castro~~ Trudeau, etc) is a packaged creature, not a human.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (0hOvj)

387 he staff at FNC is "in shock" according to the post.
==
because they know the cash cow left the building, which means, cuts.

Posted by: consequences at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (sh1GZ)

388 Violence in Sudan is one of those "meh, fuck it, nothing else is going on this week" kind of headlines. It's always been violent. It's always been in one form of civil war or another.

They're probably all looking at each other wondering why the hell the Americans are bugging out for no discernible reason. Just another day that ends in whatever the hell arabic letter all their days begin with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (/EuRN)

389 Rice is sending her resume to the Taliban.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v)

She has killed more Americans than they have.

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

390 Who else thinks Fox and CNN did a deal and agreed on Tucker and Lemon? The networks are all the same.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (oWBc3)

391 380 City Rice > Susan Rice
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

Shitty Rice>>>City Rice > Susan Rice

Posted by: Trey Parker and Matt Stone at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (CCSxw)

392 Is James Earl Carter still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (kFa0n)

Only the good die young. He has another 40 years or so in him. Then he'll be monitoring elections in Hell.

Posted by: Wally at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (FJYfm)

393 Brown rice with chili is pretty dope. Cheese, green onions, and touch of greek yog. Rice is just a base not a main dish so of course you have to add something to it.

It's like saying bread is stupid because you have to add something to it. No fucking shit, sherlock.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (jzzG8)

394 373 All episodes of good streaming shows are available to borrow in a week at most, usually available within 24 hours of release.

*touches nose*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:27 PM (4bYcn)

Arrrrrrrggghh, me hearties!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (zZu0s)

395 looks like Socks Hegseth will take over for Tuca

Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (us2H3)

396 I think he's a WEF homunculus. They love young, hard left products instead of a self made type. Every one of their products (Macron, Castro Trudeau, etc) is a packaged creature, not a human.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (0hOvj)

----

Yes, good insight.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (DcKNO)

397 I didn't know Stallone could actually act.

He's really good as a working-class mook. Rocky, Copland.

I think that pretty much sums up his range though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (ppBhU)

398 Even a relatively cheapo rice cooker will do the trick. You don't have to pony up for something expensive. Just use a little oil in the water which helps keep it from sticking and catching on the bottom.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (BXxcV)

399 385 I didn't know Stallone could actually act.
________

Those 47 years of making movies are starting to pay off.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (lf83v)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

400 384 Given the timing, I expect Susan has left so that she can work on Biden's re-election campaign without any issues of being a government employee.
Posted by: Chemist at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (HJMJ

By work on his reelection campaign you mean be installed on the board of directors of dominion. The seem to be flush with cash. She always lands on a pile of cash.....memba netflix job.

Posted by: Sally yates at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (yNfo0)

401 Obama isn't in charge of anything. He's a dumb, patsy. He's lazy and has been propped up his whole life. He's not running anything.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Truer words were ne'er spoken. Or written.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (tQL7r)

402 389 Rice is sending her resume to the Taliban.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v)

She has killed more Americans than they have.

Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

Please forward your resume ASAP...

Posted by: Big Pharma at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (CCSxw)

403 it was hanging by a thread for me, then came that one episode where she yelled at her dog for being a fascist bigot who likes a border wall and I once again began questioning why I ever listen to anyone about anything ever. Still love you girl.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:26 PM (BXxcV)

If you hung in there one more week they had old hippies blowing up children on purpose to stop this damn war, man.

Posted by: Candidus at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (V1yiu)

404 I want to know who's behind this guy, besides the Ayers / Dorn connection.

---

"Since the Carter Administration in the 1970s, members of the Trilateral Commission have dominated every president since, both Democrat and Republican, to establish their self-proclaimed goal of a New International Economic Order...

Joe Biden is surrounded by TEN current and former members of the Trilateral Commission (names in bold)... Since the Trilateral Commission membership is global – only one third are Americans – these 10 interlopers collectively represent the interests of the global hegemony that is trying to destroy America."

https://tinyurl.com/ywu7k3yz

This is not a conspiracy theory any longer.

Posted by: We ended the Cold War by lying to Russia. They remember. at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (jaQXh)

405 I didn't know Stallone could actually act.

He was great in Rocky, even better in Copland. He doesn't have a huge range but he can do a lot with what he has.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (0hOvj)

406 That there was a battle over woke policies inside Fox is gaining some credence, as this clip from Tucker's speech over the weekend quoted St. Paul facing trial is being passed around (this again fro LeglaInsurrection).

https://tinyurl.com/27vxh2j8

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 24, 2023 02:32 PM (OCQgj)

407 Yates sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 24, 2023 02:32 PM (yNfo0)

408 I frequently use brown rice to make this fried rice, which is the bomb.

https://is.gd/LiU0Bh

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:32 PM (DRSnL)

409 203 Also fired, another marketing VP at Anheiser Busch. This one didn't do a stupid video bragging at tanking their brand, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:13 PM

"Leave of absence" doesn't necessarily mean "fired". That's all we've seen so far, as I understand.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 24, 2023 02:32 PM (kg+cP)

410 I had a bamboo steamer once. I don't remember if it worked well or not. I might not have really known how to use it back then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 24, 2023 02:32 PM (4bYcn)

411 338 Obama is not the head of the Obama syndicate. He is just an ignorant figurehead.
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He's an actor. A gay Hawaiian Oreo cookie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 24, 2023 02:32 PM (OTXUv)

412 Fox announces Tounces the Cat will join the lineup replacing Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:33 PM (kFa0n)

413 If you hung in there one more week they had old hippies blowing up children on purpose to stop this damn war, man.

Posted by: Candidus at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (V1yiu)

Really? Weird.

Posted by: ... at April 24, 2023 02:33 PM (BXxcV)

414 410 I had a bamboo steamer once. I don't remember if it worked well or not. I might not have really known how to use it back then.
--------------------
You know they make metal steamers, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 24, 2023 02:33 PM (OTXUv)

415 230 I like brown rice too but you gotta doctor it up or its like eating random seeds out of a field.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Eating random seeds out of a field? Bill Gates approves as long as you don't have too many and that you aren't able to eat anything else.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 24, 2023 02:33 PM (gf7Ez)

416 The staff at FNC is "in shock" according to the post.
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Yeah. Losing your top earner will have that effect.

See also Babe Ruth and the Red Sox and David Lee Roth and Van Halen.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2023 02:33 PM (lf83v)

417 Is James Earl Carter still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2023 02:29 PM (kFa0n)

Far as we know. the cart is parked outside his room.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 24, 2023 02:34 PM (xPJvm)

418 If you hung in there one more week they had old hippies blowing up children on purpose to stop this damn war, man.
Posted by: Candidus at April 24, 2023 02:31 PM (V1yiu)

I actually liked that one. "Oh...YOU'RE the assholes."

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2023 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

419 Just a reshuffling of the deck chairs on the USSA Titanic.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 24, 2023 01:54 PM (VXO1T)

This. Nothing more. Unless she's going to be Kamila's replacement for VP.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 24, 2023 02:34 PM (BdMk6)

420 Tucker Carlson, Don LeMon, Susan Rice...if you can't see the blatant sexism in firing one man and two women, you're blind!

Posted by: SJW Commissar at April 24, 2023 02:34 PM (kg+cP)

421 Get a rice cooker. A good one, like one that sells well in Korea and Japan. Saves time, cleanup, etc., cooks great rice every time. Even brown rice.
Posted by: brak at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (25k9m)
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I cook rice in my Instant Pot. Does a good job, and I can use it for other things. Not quite as push-button simple as a true rice cooker, but it also isn't a single-purpose appliance taking up space on my counter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

422 Nine Teens Shot At After-Prom Party In Texas

250 kids were at this party? I guess times have changed since I was in high school. The media is mostly ignoring this story so presumably the demographics don't support the narrative.

https://tinyurl.com/ykffnbv5

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 24, 2023 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

423 Not a lot of difference between an involuntary leave of absence in which you are replaced by someone else and being fired.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:23 PM (0hOvj)

What about the pay and benefits, though?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 24, 2023 02:35 PM (tkR6S)

424 Any Fox show with Susan "Fried" Rice needs to have Fang Fang come on half-way thru to say:

"You go now! Promo say 'ALL YOU WATCH!' Not say you watch all day!"

Posted by: Boswell at April 24, 2023 02:35 PM (+Cgut)

425 You know they make metal steamers, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 24, 2023 02:33 PM (OTXUv)
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And both work well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 24, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)

426 "Rice's departure leaves a major hole within the top ranks of the White House"

Her presence left a major hole there as well.

Posted by: Spamf Roming at April 24, 2023 02:35 PM (Ntfez)

427 You know they make metal steamers, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 24, 2023 02:33 PM (OTXUv)

Avoid the Cleveland ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 24, 2023 02:36 PM (ufFY8)

428 Brown rice with chili is pretty dope. Cheese, green onions, and touch of greek yog. Rice is just a base not a main dish so of course you have to add something to it.

I can't eat beans any more so I have started making chili over rice and it is really great, I agree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:36 PM (0hOvj)

429 Jerry Rice >>Converted Rice > Ray Rice >> Susan Rice
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2023 0

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Rice Krispies >> Rice wine >> Rice Cakes >> Converted Rice >> Eleanor Rigby's Rice >> Susan Rice

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2023 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

430 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2023 02:36 PM (jzzG8)

431 Nine Teens Shot At After-Prom Party In Texas

250 kids were at this party?

Unremarkable in Chicago or Philly.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 24, 2023 02:36 PM (j6TjA)

432 421 Get a rice cooker. A good one, like one that sells well in Korea and Japan. Saves time, cleanup, etc., cooks great rice every time. Even brown rice.
Posted by: brak at April 24, 2023 02:22 PM (25k9m)
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I cook rice in my Instant Pot. Does a good job, and I can use it for other things. Not quite as push-button simple as a true rice cooker, but it also isn't a single-purpose appliance taking up space on my counter.
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I have my Grand Mother's aluminum pot with top. All you have to do is be able to tell time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 24, 2023 02:37 PM (OTXUv)

433 Nine Teens Shot At After-Prom Party In Texas
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"Teens"? Like in June-teenth?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 24, 2023 02:37 PM (lf83v)

434 Fox announces Tounces the Cat will join the lineup replacing Tucker Carlson.

I think Toonces used up most of his live trying to drive on SNL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:37 PM (0hOvj)

435 Bet they push Newsome as the new front runner, he's just about settled California now. What he instituted can run on it's own.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2023 02:38 PM (KATBx)

436
Hospice with Jimmah is now scheduled to last past Pride month.
The rabbit staring at him through the window has other plans.

Posted by: Auspex at April 24, 2023 02:38 PM (j4U/Z)

437 I cook rice on the stove in a regular sauce pan with a glass lid with a steam vent. Gotten pretty good at it. Takes longer and more water for brown rice than it does white rice.

I had a rice cooker, but it sucked, prolly because it was a cheapo one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at April 24, 2023 02:38 PM (xPJvm)

438 Stallone acts 100x better than he paints. Hunter Biden's paints better. And I say that as someone who likes Stallone.

Posted by: Eric Blair at April 24, 2023 02:39 PM (GzpNE)

439 Speaking of forced removals, my neighbor across the street and one down is having her concrete driveway demolished today. 3 guys with sledgehammers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2023 02:39 PM (4I/2K)

440 Bongino's programming shit was gone off Fox Nation almost immediately.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 24, 2023 02:39 PM (DBrN4)

441 I had a rice cooker, but it sucked, prolly because it was a cheapo one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I had a rick cooker *types *deletes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2023 02:40 PM (SbJgO)

442 So will she be taking Lemon's or Tucker's old time slot? It doesn't matter which network.

Posted by: Cheri at April 24, 2023 02:41 PM (oiNtH)

443 Come on Suz. Time to giddyup...

Posted by: The Escape Goat at April 24, 2023 02:41 PM (dRxzV)

444 One must remember we are dealing with Marxist thugs. They have a history of dealing with people they do not want around.

Posted by: FINGERS at April 24, 2023 02:42 PM (SO6XB)

445 Not a lot of difference between an involuntary leave of absence in which you are replaced by someone else and being fired.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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She can't be fired. It would crash their DEI scores, and those are crucial for corporations now. It's what is driving all the tranny and gay nonsense. The scores are a type of social credit score, and right now they only outwardly look like they are affecting businesses, but not really.* It was part of the 2020 riots. This was all planned and coordinated with companies like Blackrock and Vanguard.

This lady has a job for life. They can't fire her.

* It's already at schools and businesses, and the social credit scoring will determine your hiring or firing.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx6sh5p

Posted by: We ended the Cold War by lying to Russia. They remember. at April 24, 2023 02:43 PM (jaQXh)

446 Rice is the Obama plant, but if I recall Tanden is a subsidiary of Soros. A nasty horror show who's nomination was withdrawn by Biden because even some Dems wanted nothing to do with her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2023 02:43 PM (1Ohlm)

447 Those 47 years of making movies are starting to pay off.

Yup, and until now he just grunted a lot and hit or shot things.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2023 02:45 PM (ZGrMX)

448 Meanwhile the Dutch prove they have a heart of ice"

The Netherlands joins Belgium as the second nation in the world with assisted suicide for the terminally ill without any age restriction, including babies and toddlers.

https://tinyurl.com/yvffkfs2

Kinda not suicide if they're unable to even speak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:46 PM (0hOvj)

449 If Jimmy Carter was in the Netherlands he would have been "euthanized" by now. " He's a burden, ya?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 24, 2023 02:48 PM (1Ohlm)

450 And now, a word from the View . . .

The View: The Problem With Gun Owners Is “White Men” And Fox News

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 24, 2023 02:49 PM (FVME7)

451 Uh oh!

John Kerry: People Will Soon “See Their…Crops Ripped Away Or Their Homes Destroyed” Due To Climate Change

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 24, 2023 02:50 PM (FVME7)

452 Kinda not suicide if they're unable to even speak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2023 02:46 PM (0hOvj)

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The age of consent will be been lowered to conception.

"Blink once for pharmaceutical abortion, blink twice for D & C ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 24, 2023 02:50 PM (bmj8v)

453 Joe Biden is said to being going to announce his re-election run next week.

When that happens, he will need campaign people .. like Susan Rice.

Posted by: SMOD at April 24, 2023 02:57 PM (RHGPo)

454 "Joe Biden is said to being going to announce his re-election run next week. "

I have to wonder if he knows about this.

Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2023 02:59 PM (cUYo/)

455 Another Rat Deserts a sinking ship

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 24, 2023 04:45 PM (wGqjj)

456 Susan Rice rhymes w Janet Wiess,
Damn it, Janet!

Posted by: WhitePunk at April 24, 2023 04:45 PM (sh7Ef)

457 Meh, she's moving to the Biden campaign. That or taking 🍋 spot at CNN.

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