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Rep. James Comer: "At Least a Dozen" Biden Family Members Will Be Exposed As Taking Foreign Money

There is a very old and very stupid method that corrupt families use to hide ill-gotten money. The main criminal just doesn't keep any of the money (or property bought with it) in his own name. He "gives" it all to his family members. Or has other gangsters give it to his family members. The government can't attempt to recover the money or property from Aunt Bertha because Aunt Bertha committed no crimes. (At least, they'd have to prove the transaction was a straw transaction, which is tricky, as there's no actual papers signed.)

But of course the criminal still really owns all the money and property, and can call it in from his family members when he needs it.

Biden can't take foreign money. Not without invoking the Foreign Agent Registration Act and not without having to declare it as income. If he took foreign money openly, he would have two choices. He could either register as a foreign agent, effectively killing his political career and thus his ability to collect foreign money in the first place, or he could illegally ignore his duty to register under FARA, running the risk of being prosecuted.

Now, given that he's a Democrat, the risk of being prosecuted for a FARA violation is very low, and of course the "home field" advantage of being a Democrat almost guarantees an acquittal even if prosecuted. But failing to divulge the foreign money in income tax filings? The IRS doesn't play.

So what Biden has done is simply designate his family members as the Holders In Name Only of the money. Instead of giving $50,000 per month to Joe Biden, just give it to Hunter. Instead of giving $75,000 to Joe Biden, just give it to Natalie. Or whoever.

Joe will "borrow" it from them if he needs it later. "Borrow." Wink, wink.

The Biden Crime Family needs to be RICO'd.

This is money laundering. This is tax evasion.

This is a racketeer-influenced and criminal organization.


Even more relatives of President Biden -- or at least a dozen in all -- will be exposed for having received money from foreign entities, the chairman of the House Oversight Committee said Sunday.

"There's not going to be anybody left for a Christmas picture if the [Department of Justice] did their job and went in there and indicted everyone that has any type of fingerprints involved in this influence-peddling scheme," said Rep. James Comer (R-Kentucky) to Maria Bartiromo on Fox News' "Sunday Morning Futures" show.

"I mean, it's the entire family," Comer said. "And there isn't a single one of those family members that had the ability to do anything to influence foreign policy other than the big guy, Joe Biden."

Comer said the number of implicated Biden family members will jump from 9 to at least 12, with the president's son Hunter and brother Frank's foreign dealings just the tip of the iceberg.

He said his oversight committee is still reviewing bank records and "suspicious activity reports" that indicate members of the first family are benefiting from dealing with foreign entities through limited liability companies that seek to shield identities.

"Through our informants and through our research over the past year and through other investigative reporting, we thought there were around a dozen of these LLCs that were created by Biden family members to disguise or launder where the source of the revenue was coming from," Comer said.

"But there are many more LLCs. There are many more Biden members ... and many more countries that were involved."

Comer said the business dealings involve countries more unsavory than communist China.

"I will say this: China was probably the most reputable country that the Biden family was dealing with," he said.

The congressman even suggested that Biden family members may have broken the law by acting as "foreign agents" while not registering as lobbyists to do so.

There you go.

Even cvcky Andrew McCarthy writes that Biden's corruption is enough to "disqualify him from office," which I think is a cvcked-out way to say "impeachable offenses."

He talks tough, but, as you'll see, as usual, this cvck just wants us to talk and write and read about the crimes, not actually prosecute the crimes.


A little advice to Republicans overseeing the Biden investigations: Don't worry if he's a criminal. It's bad enough to be corrupt.

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Comer suggests that the only rational explanation for [donations from foreign regimes to Biden family members] is that foreign regimes, including such hostile ones as Communist China, were buying Biden's political influence.

This would be shocking if proved.

When the Framers gave Congress the power to remove a president from office by inserting impeachment clauses in the Constitution, nothing more animated them than fear of foreign corruption. A president whose influence and authority had been purchased through shady foreign deals, and who could thus be expected to subordinate American interests to those of anti-American powers, could profoundly damage the United States.

...

With the Bidens, of course, there is a lot more than mere potential to be worried about. They undeniably reaped millions of dollars, mainly through obscure entities patently set up to make the transfers hard to trace, apparently without providing discernible value in goods or services to justify the breadth of the payments.

It looks like sheer influence peddling. We are entitled to presume that it is unless and until an (unlikely) innocent explanation is posited.

Wait a minute, don't they get a presumption of innocence? No, they don't. This is a congressional inquiry, not a criminal case.

If foreign payments are proved, we're entitled to presume Biden is compromised for the same reason the government may deny a security clearance out of well-founded fear of potential corruption.

In a criminal trial, a defendant is presumed innocent because the government seeks to convict him and remove his right to liberty.

But political power is a privilege, not a right. Joe Biden has been trusted to wield the awesome powers of the presidency. There's no presumption of entitlement to a privilege.

If he and his family cashed in on his political influence, particularly with hostile foreign powers, and if they covered their tracks with labyrinthine money trails and false accusations of "Russian disinformation," we're entitled to presume they did so to the detriment of the nation.

That is where Comer needs to keep his focus. Instead, he is intimating that the Justice Department has been derelict in that it has not "indicted everyone who has any type of fingerprints involved in this influence-peddling scheme."

That's foolish. The crimes Comer seems to be hinting at may not have been committed. Money laundering, for example, is difficult to prove unless one can show the money was the proceeds of criminal activity before assets started being moved around.

Of course McCarthy has to cvck out. "We can't prosecute! It would be so mean!"

They're prosecuting the right for everything, but how dare the right even think about returning that particular favor!

He will allow that taking bribes from foreign regimes hostile to Americans may be "unsavory."


Yes, it is unsavory to take money from apparatchiks of the Chinese Communist Party, from corrupt Ukrainian government cronies, and from Russians in strongman Vladimir Putin's circle -- among many dubious foreigners with whom the Bidens have done business.

But it is not illegal per se to do business with such sources; therefore, the money taken from them for such vague services as, say, "consulting" may technically be lawful income, even if it stinks to high heaven.

If the revenue was booked accurately -- and the Bidens can afford good lawyers and accountants -- there may be no major tax violations (at least beyond the Hunter tax offenses that have been widely reported).

If the Bidens took the money to do the bidding of their foreign "partners," they could be guilty of acting as foreign agents without registering as such with the government (under FARA, the Foreign Agents Registration Act).

But FARA felonies are rare and notoriously tough to prove.

Oh, would it?

Notice that McCarthy starts with a grabby, conservative-sounding headline to get traffic, but then, throughout the piece, takes it back little by little.

So he gets the traffic -- he makes sure that he benefits financially -- but also makes sure he does his daily duty of undermining the conservative cause.

Never trust people who's job it is to write stupid, meaningless articles and critiques who tell you that the most important action we can take -- and the only action we can ethically take -- is to read their stupid, meaningless articles and critiques.

They might just have a conflict-of-interest on that point. They might just be "talking their book." They might just be financially invested in this claim.

They might just be grifters.

I'm so f****** tired of these people. They are traitors; they are infiltrators; they are the Defeat Mechanism liberals have built into the Conservative Movement.

Comer also wants to know what position John Kerry has with the government. Biden has been refusing to say.

House Committee on Oversight Chair James Comer (R-KY) on Tuesday issued a final letter to Secretary of State Antony Blinken demanding all documents and information related to Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry’s role within the Biden Administration. Since 2021, Republicans have questioned what duties and responsibilities Kerry actually holds. On three separate occasions, Comer has requested Blinken provide transparency about Kerry's role, but those requests have been ignored. Blinken's failure to provide the requested information has caused Comer to threaten a subpoena.

Posted by: SMOD

In case you missed it, which I'm sure you didn't, the decrepit, Basement-Hiding, galloping-dementia-suffering credibly accused r@pist Joe Biden announced he's running for reelection.

He said, and I quote, "I'm running on the January 6th hoax, "MAGA extremists," and bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Obviously he's not running on his record. Just on CNN's video highlights from 2020-2023.

Posted by: Ace at 01:06 PM




Comments

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1 Emoluments!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

2 First?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2023 01:07 PM (AW0uW)

3 D'oh!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2023 01:07 PM (AW0uW)

4 Yeah, I got nothing.

Fuck you, Stinkfinger. Get cancer and die.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2023 01:08 PM (AW0uW)

5 It would be especially good if someone in the Biden family was actually held accountable for the shit they do.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at April 25, 2023 01:08 PM (DcKNO)

6 This is tax evasion.

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"No, this isn't tax evasion. Using legal tax loopholes that Congress and the executive approved and wrote is tax evasion."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

7 White trash.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:08 PM (u73oe)

8 I remember when people said Biden wouldn't run for re-election.

It was written in stone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

9 [Whistling] Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go. Never never say a bad word about Joe, Hi ho, hi ho.

Posted by: Main Stream Media at April 25, 2023 01:09 PM (P6qMv)

10 With Biden announcing his reelection bid and Kamala will continue as his VP - who is running for the Groom of the Stool position?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2023 01:10 PM (N39Ws)

11 Wake me up when a Biden goes to jail.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 01:10 PM (DRSnL)

12 Nothing will happen

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (VTu1l)

13 If I did this, I would get tossed into jail with no chance of getting out.

It must be good being a Biden.

Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (88xKn)

14 Pardons for ALL.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (8c8Y3)

15 Rep. James Comer: "At Least a Dozen" Biden Family Members Will Be Exposed As Taking Foreign Money
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*sits back*
*laughs*
*shakes head*

Posted by: Merrick Garland at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (krQz2)

16 None dare call it treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (2oHWb)

17 1 Emoluments!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

Muh emoluments!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (7R+co)

18 Damn it feels good to be a gangster!

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (krQz2)

19 I will say that my prediction of a harsh Democrat primary seems to be bust.

They tried to get him to resign through some backdoor stuff, and that was it. He's running, and only the cranks will be allowed to run against him.

Of course, they did that with Hillary and Bernie, and Bernie almost won save some...interesting results in Nevada that one time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

20 'Exposed'.


Not Prosecuted and not Punished.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (8c8Y3)

21 I'm honestly amazed Joe is still alive. I thought that decrepit old lying fossil would have died by now.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (2YtOq)

22 "Even cvcky Andrew McCarthy writes that Biden's corruption is enough to "disqualify him from office.."

Never trust a guy with yellow teeth and stains in the armpit of his shirt.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (ATSTk)

23 21 I'm honestly amazed Joe is still alive. I thought that decrepit old lying fossil would have died by now.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (2YtOq)

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I remember when people were predicted that he'd drop trou and take a shit on the debate floor.

It was the first Democrat primary debate of 2020, and yet here we are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

24 I remember when people said Biden wouldn't run for re-election.

It was written in stone.


I don't remember saying that, and if I did, I was wrong. I will say that neither Trump nor DeSantis will ever be elected. The only acceptable GOP-e squish to the Deep State will be a worthless cipher like Pence or Christie who will take the fall for a collapsed economy and fold faster than Superman on laundry day in front of the gaystapo.

But what do I know? I'm just an asshole commenter on a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (AW0uW)

25 Nothing says "I'm reporting for duty" like a canned, staged, rehearsed, recorded, filtered, and edited video from a basement somewhere

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

26 Nothing will happen

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (VTu1l)

Prepare . . . the comfy chair.

Posted by: GOPe at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (7R+co)

27 The propaganda ministries and DOJ will say "old news" ,"debunked" "conspiracy theory" or ""who cares". And that will be that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (1Ohlm)

28 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (1Yy3c)

29 Of course, they did that with Hillary and Bernie, and Bernie almost won save some...interesting results in Nevada that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

Didn't they flipped a coin and somehow it ended in Hilary's favor.

Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (88xKn)

30 Fuck you, Stinkfinger. Get cancer and die.

This is a Chavez the Hugo worthy comment.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (ppBhU)

31 21 I'm honestly amazed Joe is still alive. I thought that decrepit old lying fossil would have died by now.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (2YtOq)



As long as there's a child to sniff, I'll be there.

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (P6qMv)

32 I'm honestly amazed Joe is still alive. I thought that decrepit old lying fossil would have died by now.

*********

The devil is very good at keeping his minions upright even when they're well past their expiration date

*see Soros*

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (VTu1l)

33 8 I remember when people said Biden wouldn't run for re-election.

It was written in stone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

He won't even make it four years. Kammy will take over after year two. Everyone knows this.

Wait, what?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (KbCG3)

34 'Exposed'.

Not Prosecuted and not Punished.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (8c8Y3)

All we can offer is this sternly-worded letter.

Posted by: Pawn Stars at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (7R+co)

35 This has been exposed for a very long time. Before the election that illegitimately put this bag of dog shit in power, actually.

If you want to not be left in the cold, subscribe to non-converged entertainment. Vox Day, Tim Pool, Rumble, Jimmy Dore, whatever. The soap box and ballot box are being denied, but that's fine. There are other options.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (DTm0P)

36 Exposed'.

Not Prosecuted and not Punished.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (8c8Y3)
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Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!

Posted by: Secret Service Guy at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (krQz2)

37 29 Of course, they did that with Hillary and Bernie, and Bernie almost won save some...interesting results in Nevada that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

Didn't they flipped a coin and somehow it ended in Hilary's favor.
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (88xKn)

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She won something like a dozen straight coin tosses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

38 Emoluments!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

I thought BLM tore all of them down?

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (1Yy3c)

39 Mitch and the GOPe have agreed to takr the blame for the coming recession. And throw the election for the house and senate if DJT runs.

+77mil ballots for DJT and no negative coat-tail because GOP is mean will be the story (fig leaf).

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (RKrbv)

40 Whaaat???

Sorry! I can't hear you over all the Decency and Goodness that has returned to the White House!

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (Rsvbf)

41 That's why the entire Biden family is now living in the White House.

Process servers can't get at them there.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (2tUFv)

42 That isn't true, the biden family isn't involved in any illegal foregn business deals, besides, they were all legitimate deals and Joe didn't know about any of them. Why are we worried about this when the republicans are stripping trans people and women of their rights every day. And The trump family took money from russia and saudi arabia illegally.

Did I get that right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (rRjGT)

43 Didn't they flipped a coin and somehow it ended in Hilary's favor.
Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (88xKn)
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It probably helped that they used a two-faced coin...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (YIVH2)

44 I saw Jimmy Comer Lately open for The Jordannettes at Burning Man 2006 . They both put on a great show . Meanwhile, with November 5th 2024, a little more than 18 months away, our electoral system still sits buried in the corner of the garage, broken and ignored . We should probably form a committee

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (wW+Qg)

45 Bubblegum?

Damn, makes me think Roddy Piper would have been a good president.

Posted by: KevinCanuck at April 25, 2023 01:15 PM (bUwht)

46 I don't remember saying that, and if I did, I was wrong.

**************

I don't remember me thinking he wouldnt run either, only that he would croak well before then, so it wouldnt matter.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 25, 2023 01:15 PM (VTu1l)

47 Yeah, Call me when the perpwalks begin.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 25, 2023 01:15 PM (pohLc)

48 I sometimes can see a glimmer of hope if I squint. My wife sees absolutely none. My own fault for marrying a smart woman.

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at April 25, 2023 01:15 PM (MS5ih)

49 Those Hearings and Committees are gonna be lit AF

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:15 PM (Rsvbf)

50 There is a very old and very stupid method that corrupt families use to hide ill-gotten money. The main criminal just doesn't keep any of the money (or property bought with it) in his own name. He "gives" it all to his family members. The government can't attempt to recover the money or property from Aunt Bertha because Aunt Bertha committed no crimes. (At least, they'd have to prove the transaction was a straw transaction.)


Serious Questions: Didn't RICO "fix" that loophole?

Couldn't the Biden crime family be prosecuted under RICO like the "5 Families" were?

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (gmo/4)

51 49 Those Hearings and Committees are gonna be lit AF
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:15 PM (Rsvbf)

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Defund the Secret Service until they allow the serving of Hunter Biden in the White House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

52 The only acceptable GOP-e squish to the Deep State will be a worthless cipher like Pence or Christie

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2023 01:12 PM (AW0uW)

There isn't enough lifting (haw haw) in the world to make that happen. One side effect of the multiple criminal proceedings against Donald Trump is the contrast with the pedophile New York oligarchs that Epstein definitely didn't traffic children to.

The state is completely out of legitimacy, and what comes next will be interesting.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (DTm0P)

53 Made it about 45 seconds into the Biden video. Standard issue Democrat cant from a standard issue Democrat cunt.

Posted by: And I thought listening to Obama was infuriating at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (GjRvg)

54 Spreading my DNA around is just smart. Errr, money, I mean. Spreading the money around is just smart.

Posted by: Hunter at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (amJF4)

55 It probably helped that they used a two-faced coin...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (YIVH2)

Yeah. Obama's face one side side and his ass on the other.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (Rsvbf)

56 You have to admire the pure gravitas of these people. The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (ATSTk)

57 Why do you guys keep voting for this guy?!

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (HmA4g)

58 At least a dozen, eh?....and....?

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (AwYPR)

59 I remember when people said Biden wouldn't run for re-election.

It was written in stone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)


Predictions are hard. Especially about the future.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (xhaym)

60 And Ron DeSantis agrees with Biden on those two, J6 and MAGA extremists.

Maybe they can meet and shake on it, and have dessert after.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (KiBMU)

61 Added:

Notice that McCarthy starts with a grabby, conservative-sounding headline to get traffic, but then, throughout the piece, takes it back little by little.

So he gets the traffic -- he makes sure that he benefits financially -- but also makes sure he does his daily duty of undermining the conservative cause.

Never trust people who's job it is to write stupid, meaningless articles and critiques who tell you that the most important action we can take -- and the only action we can ethically take -- is to read their stupid, meaningless articles and critiques.

They might just have a conflict-of-interest on that point. They might just be "talking their book." They might just be financially invested in this claim.

They might just be grifters.

I'm so f****** tired of these people. They are traitors; they are infiltrators; they are the Defeat Mechanism liberals have built into the Conservative Movement.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (iHBZj)

62 Behind the scenes, they've gone full Re-Animator on Joey Choo Choo. He may be dead inside, but it's quite possible his lich-like husk will outlive us all physically.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (ppBhU)

63 I laughed.

https://tinyurl.com/4uz85z48

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (1Yy3c)

64 57 Why do you guys keep voting for this guy?!
Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (HmA4g)

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Because I died when Net Neutrality was repealed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

65 The Biden crime family doesn't have a lot of buffers, they are a lot of buffers. Hat tip to Willie Cheech

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (1Ohlm)

66 I had a little bet with myself that Biden would reference the Charlottesville Lie as if it was true yet again. Did I win?

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (Rsvbf)

67 That's why the entire Biden family is now living in the White House.


Packed in like the trailer trash they've always been.

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (gmo/4)

68 So this means there will be consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (1hLWb)

69 Tucker was right. This isn’t political anymore. This is good VS evil.

The bright spot for me is that it’s brought me closer to God.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (u73oe)

70 56 You have to admire the pure gravitas of these people. The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (ATSTk)

They deserve all that they have. And no reasonable prosecutor would argue otherwise. What's there to be ashamed of?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (KbCG3)

71 I am amazed that they are running him again.

I thought for sure he was getting the ability to pardon his family in exchange for being a placeholder.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (8c8Y3)

72 The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (ATSTk)

It's quite sensible from his perspective. Extraordinary lengths were taken to put Biden in office and keep control of the Senate in 2022. What that means is he can't be purged against his will. Not without the whole rickety structure collapsing.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (DTm0P)

73 Process servers can't get at them there.

Speaking of which, in some jurisdictions, you don't actually have to serve papers - you just have to show a judge that you made best efforts to serve the papers, but if the target is in a guarded fortress and is refusing to come out, you don't actually have to physically serve them.

Sounds like Arkansas needs some judicial reform.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (2tUFv)

74 comer is wrapped in a jordan encapsulated in an issa

covered in a wifebeater

tasty

Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (us2H3)

75 In case you missed it, which I'm sure you didn't, the decrepit, Basement-Hiding, galloping-dementia-suffering credibly accused r@pist Joe Biden announced he's running for reelection.

"Announced" by a video posted while he was asleep. Someone should cram through a law that if you announce you're running for President you at least have to have a press conference.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (ZGrMX)

76 >>>60 And Ron DeSantis agrees with Biden on those two, J6 and MAGA extremists.

suuuure... did you read that on Conservative Treehouse?

Say, how come trump never pardoned the j6ers before he left office? How come he only donated $10,000 to them, IN TOTAL, for ALL OF THEM, and only did that when confronted about his complete unwillingness to protect his people?

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (iHBZj)

77 And Team Obaba says "Oh no! Don't toss old Joe and his kin into the briar patch!"

So the Washington Generals Gope throws old Joe and his kin into the briar patch. Thus saving Team Obaba and the democrat mafia machine from having to do it themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (qRdsE)

78 Serious Questions: Didn't RICO "fix" that loophole?

Couldn't the Biden crime family be prosecuted under RICO like the "5 Families" were?

Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (gmo/4)


That might cause irreparable harm to the legitimacy of our democracy. Like that Tranny's manifesto.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (xhaym)

79 Afternoon.
Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (1Yy3c)


Fake news! It's only 10:18.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

80 >>Added:



Sneaky. But I'm not falling for it.

I recognize Content when I see it!

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (8c8Y3)

81 You have to admire the pure gravitas of these people. The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (ATSTk)
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Why should they? THEY DON'T CARE.

They will rape your wife, your children, and your pets in front of a live studio audience cheering them on.

They will burn down a thousand orphanages just to hear the screams of burning children.

They will torch the entire world to a cinder before ever shedding one single tear of remorse for their crimes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (YIVH2)

82 Behind the scenes, they've gone full Re-Animator on Joey Choo Choo. He may be dead inside, but it's quite possible his lich-like husk will outlive us all physically.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (ppBhU)


Boston Dynamics has made great strides.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (AiZBA)

83 19 I will say that my prediction of a harsh Democrat primary seems to be bust.

They tried to get him to resign through some backdoor stuff, and that was it. He's running, and only the cranks will be allowed to run against him.

Of course, they did that with Hillary and Bernie, and Bernie almost won save some...interesting results in Nevada that one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)
__________________________

I still believe the Dum primary will be harsh. I don't think the pretenders to the throne will go away gently. They have nothing to lose, Biden is hated even in his own party, and he has no coattails or legacy for any of this enemies to worry about. Once he is gone, he is gone and forgotten. I think the knives will be out. As I commented yesterday, that's part of the reason why I think Susan Rice was let go. If nothing else, challengers for the nomination stand to raise tons of money for themselves . . . err, I mean their campaigns.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

84 Meanwhile, with November 5th 2024, a little more than 18 months away, our electoral system still sits buried in the corner of the garage, broken and ignored . We should probably form a committee

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:14 PM (wW+Qg)

Mail in is still a thing....right?

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (AwYPR)

85 The state is completely out of legitimacy, and what comes next will be interesting.
Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (DTm0P)

Well, to be fair. Their position is that DC itself confers legitimacy on DC. And Biden has overwhelming support in DC.

DC is also at war with the entire world.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (RKrbv)

86 "Every generation has a moment where they have had to stand up for democracy. To stand up for their fundamental freedoms. I believe this is ours."

Say when.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (MkuC5)

87 say, I hear Trump's going to "drain the swamp" if he becomes president again.

But weird -- I remember him claiming that in 2016, before completely not draining the swamp, not even a little bit.

I do remember him appointing Swamp Creatures Chris Wray to head of the FBI and Brennan's protege Gina Haspell to head of the CIA, just because other Swamp Creatures recommended them.

But he's really going to drain the swamp this time. Swearsies!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:20 PM (iHBZj)

88 Behind the scenes, they've gone full Re-Animator on Joey Choo Choo. He may be dead inside, but it's quite possible his lich-like husk will outlive us all physically.

SCOTUS cut the supply of adrenochrome, so they just took it away from Feinstein and McConnell entirely and cut Nancy Pelosi's ration to keep Joe sniffing and licking.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 01:20 PM (ZGrMX)

89 You have to admire the pure gravitas of these people. The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.
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He doesn't really have a choice. I don't think anyone is offering him the out he wants. Full immunity for him and his entire family and retaining all of his ill gotten gains.

He's going for broke. The deep state is going to take him out, one way or another. The good Lord only knows what happens from here. Clownworld itself is popping pop corn.

Posted by: Yipee Kiyay Moutherfrencher at April 25, 2023 01:20 PM (sh1GZ)

90 Serious Questions: Didn't RICO "fix" that loophole?

Couldn't the Biden crime family be prosecuted under RICO like the "5 Families" were?

Posted by: Archer


Yes, that's why it was passed. But it would require a DA's office that hasn't been consumed by DeepState religion, a series of incorruptible judges, and the alphabet community suddenly becoming interested in justice. Won't happen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 01:20 PM (jzzG8)

91 Fake news! It's only 10:18.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

Pacific time is heresy. Central time is gospel truth.

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:20 PM (1Yy3c)

92 There is a very old and very stupid method that corrupt families use to hide ill-gotten money. The main criminal just doesn't keep any of the money (or property bought with it) in his own name. He "gives" it all to his family members.
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Gator Boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent
but thats OK, cause I'm still fly
got a quarter tank gas in my new E-class
But that's alright cause I'm gon' ride
got everything in my moma's name
but I'm hood rich da dada dada da

Posted by: Big Tymers at April 25, 2023 01:20 PM (t0OGg)

93 You have to admire the pure gravitas of these people. The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (ATSTk)

I don't think gravitas is the word you're looking for. More like "chutzpah."

Posted by: Da noive o' dese guys! at April 25, 2023 01:21 PM (GjRvg)

94 Say, how come trump never pardoned the j6ers before he left office? How come he only donated $10,000 to them, IN TOTAL, for ALL OF THEM, and only did that when confronted about his complete unwillingness to protect his people?

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (iHBZj)


crickets......

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:21 PM (MkuC5)

95 83 I still believe the Dum primary will be harsh. I don't think the pretenders to the throne will go away gently. They have nothing to lose, Biden is hated even in his own party, and he has no coattails or legacy for any of this enemies to worry about. Once he is gone, he is gone and forgotten. I think the knives will be out. As I commented yesterday, that's part of the reason why I think Susan Rice was let go. If nothing else, challengers for the nomination stand to raise tons of money for themselves . . . err, I mean their campaigns.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I can hope, but I think the establishment is fine with Biden compared to the waste of a long primary battle. They can settle until 2028 when it opens up again.

The vitriol against RFK Jr. is that tell, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:21 PM (LvTSG)

96 Now, given that he's a Democrat, the risk of being prosecuted for a FARA violation is very low, and of course the "home field" advantage of being a Democrat almost guarantees an acquittal even if prosecuted. But failing to divulge the foreign money in income tax filings? The IRS doesn't play.
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Oh, they'll play. He's their boss.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

97 How come he only donated $10,000 to them, IN TOTAL, for ALL OF THEM

Pretty sure he also “donated” a full-time employee to help them out, too, through the Patriot Freedom Project. At least, I saw someone claiming to be such at one of the PFP’s Christmas events.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 25, 2023 01:22 PM (EXyHK)

98 if Comer is for realz

he will soon be meeting with Arthur Jensen

Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 01:22 PM (us2H3)

99 "There's not going to be anybody left for a Christmas picture if the [Department of Justice] did their job and went in there and indicted everyone that has any type of fingerprints involved in this influence-peddling scheme," said Rep. James Comer (R-Kentucky) to Maria Bartiromo on Fox News' "Sunday Morning Futures" show.
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I think I found the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

100 Did a penultimate letter precede the final letter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

101 Mail in is still a thing....right?

The smarter state GOPs are gearing up to do massive Republican mail-in. That's probably the best, and most guaranteed way to get it banned.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

102 Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (iHBZj)

so, he is the most treacherous man in the world? OK. Maybe he can be impeached for a third time, or maybe indicted for a process crime. Let the lawfare be the punishment.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2023 01:22 PM (xhaym)

103 "The conservative movement" was a defeat mechanism.

As was "the progressive movement".

Neither has any national electoral viability.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (RKrbv)

104
Pacific time is heresy. Central time is gospel truth.
Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:20 PM (1Yy3c)
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Aah--whatever time it is there, we on Eastern time had it first!

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (krQz2)

105 Mail in is still a thing....right?
Posted by: BignJames

My state has perfected the art

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (wW+Qg)

106 You have to admire the pure gravitas of these people. The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (ATSTk)

You actually think the DOJ would bring indictments. Ha ha ha.

Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (88xKn)

107 Speaking of which, in some jurisdictions, you don't actually have to serve papers - you just have to show a judge that you made best efforts to serve the papers, but if the target is in a guarded fortress and is refusing to come out, you don't actually have to physically serve them.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Service by publication. Requires a court order showing you've exhausted normal service attempts, but then you take out an ad in a few newspapers for a few weeks and the defendant is considered to have been served. Get someone to read the summons and complaint into the Congressional record.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (KAi1n)

108 First of all of you broke shit and assaulted LEO's on J6. Fuck you, enjoy the prison food. Because not everyone was peaceful. That's what DeSantis said. That's also what Tucker said. This idea that Trump supports the J6 prisoners who are actually being wrongly persecuted is one of his applause lines, not anything rooted in fact. He did zero when in office, and has done just about zero after that. Except talk about it in the same sentence with "I, me, mine".

Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (ATSTk)

109 101 Mail in is still a thing....right?

The smarter state GOPs are gearing up to do massive Republican mail-in. That's probably the best, and most guaranteed way to get it banned.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 01:22 PM (ZGrMX)

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Lots of corruption is illegal, but the law only gets applied to Republicans for some reason, like VA governors.

Selective enforcement is such a weird thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (LvTSG)

110 That is where Comer needs to keep his focus. Instead, he is intimating that the Justice Department has been derelict in that it has not "indicted everyone who has any type of fingerprints involved in this influence-peddling scheme."
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Ahh, I see. So go down the failure theater road of impeachment instead of the failure theater road of hoping the DoJ will do its job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)

111 Is Newsom still going to be the nominee?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 01:24 PM (63Dwl)

112 Dictator of Our Democracy. DooD

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (Fbj1q)

113 56 You have to admire the pure gravitas of these people. The entire family is facing indictments and Biden confidently announces his run for reelection. They just don't give a fig.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:16 PM (ATSTk)

Because they won't be indicted. Remember - two sets of laws. Justice exists no more.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

114 Say, how come trump never pardoned the j6ers before he left office? How come he only donated $10,000 to them, IN TOTAL, for ALL OF THEM, and only did that when confronted about his complete unwillingness to protect his people?

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (iHBZj)
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crickets......
Posted by: CZ

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Not crickets at all. This has been discussed here repeatedly.

It was all an op. This we know with 100% certainty. The entire day was an op. All that had to happen was for Trump to pardon a Ray Epps and then that Ray Epps would go murder a judge, and it would be tied directly to Trump's pardon.

Heck, the dangerous insurgent that was standing right next to Ashli Babbit only got a few months probation. And John Sullivan (JADEN X!!!) didn't get sh*t, and he was in there on the other side, helpfully filming the event that he knew would occur.

Anyone ever find the person who planted pipe bombs in the building with Karmella? Nope. That was forgotten about. Poof. Like it never happened. Same as the Georgia Guidestones being bombed (remember that?).

Same would have happened with Epps after he offed the judge after a pardon.

Again: It was all an op.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (7siNA)

115 Comer suggests that the only rational explanation for [donations from foreign regimes to Biden family members] is that foreign regimes, including such hostile ones as Communist China, were buying Biden's political influence.

This would be shocking if proved.

Shocking? What a stupid thing to say. The fake denial runs very deep.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (Zzbjj)

116 He "gives" it all to his family members.

Prior to the 1994 Republican landslide, the most profitable catering firm in Washington was owned by a number of wives of senior Democratic Congressmen.

"How dare you deny these women the right to run their own business!"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (2tUFv)

117 Is Newsom still going to be the nominee?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 01:24 PM (63Dwl)

Alfred...Alfred E. Newsom.

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (AwYPR)

118 What fundamental freedoms is the demented pervert standing up for?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (eGTCV)

119 Yes, it is unsavory to take money from apparatchiks of the Chinese Communist Party, from corrupt Ukrainian government cronies, and from Russians in strongman Vladimir Putin's circle -- among many dubious foreigners with whom the Bidens have done business.
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Speculation about Donald Trump being involved with non-monetary influence operations from Russia: impeach him.
A lie about Mike Flynn being on foreign payrolls: Destroy his life

Demonstrated evidence of Biden selling off his office (every office he's ever held) to the highest bidder: better be careful and not over-react.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (t0OGg)

120 J6 is a weird thing. I've said before I don't believe it was what we are told. And isn't what we are told it is rn. Idk what it was and is. But, it simply cannot be what either side says it is. No one with knowledge of reality is behaving as if it is what our two options are.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (RKrbv)

121 "This is money laundering. This is tax evasion."

This is juicy.

Posted by: Corona at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (nakGR)

122 They have no reason to have a primary. Let the "chaos" be all on the Republican side.

I have been right about Joe from Day 1. I said they were gonna ride that pony until it became physically impossible and at that point they would install Kamala. I stick by it. And when Kamala is installed she will "choose" Buttigieg. Don't listen to all the bread and circus peasant soap opera stuff. That's all it is.

Biden is here to stay until he absolutely cannot "perform" - essentially wheeled out.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (8WYQg)

123 That's probably the best, and most guaranteed way to get it banned.

I think you’re assuming that Democrats won via legal mail-in. The big votes are in illegally mailing in fraudulent and invalid ballots. Unless the “smarter state GOPs” also do illegal mail-in voting, their “smartness” isn’t going to matter. And if they do do illegal mail-in voting, they will be prosecuted and any elections they won reversed, unlike the illegalities from Democrats.

I absolutely support getting as many votes out as we can, including by mail-in voting, but this is to make the cheating by Democrats as obvious as possible. It is not the end game.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (EXyHK)

124 Fake news! It's only 10:18.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

Pacific time is heresy. Central time is gospel truth.
Posted by: Robert

Must be convenient to know what time it is . Took me most of the morning to figure out what day it is.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (wW+Qg)

125 The IRS doesn't play.

Oh, Ace, what other childhood beliefs do you cling to?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (GYIa4)

126 Is Newsom still going to be the nominee?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Since BiteMe's handlers decided there will be no debates, it's an uphill skating event for him to get it. I think they want to swap him in for Kakala but she's got the Black Democratum card to play. I don't think they have the balls to do it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (jzzG8)

127 They might just have a conflict-of-interest on that point. They might just be "talking their book." They might just be financially invested in this claim.

They might just be grifters.

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What? You mean the cucked-out, tucked-under, faux "right" pundit class might be grifting?

The hell you say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)

128 Same as the Georgia Guidestones being bombed (remember that?).

See, that I'd believe as random drunken rednecks. I don't understand what value any op would get from it.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (ZGrMX)

129 Again: It was all an op.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (7siNA)

Yes, like so many other ops, and motive free crimes.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (Zzbjj)

130 Did a penultimate letter precede the final letter?
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Which in turn was preceded by the antepenultimate letter.

Posted by: Senator Snoozy Corn at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (sh1GZ)

131 House Committee on Oversight Chair James Comer (R-KY) on Tuesday issued a final letter to Secretary of State Antony Blinken demanding all documents and information related to Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry's role within the Biden Administration.
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Again, what the hell does "final" mean? Final or else ... what, exactly?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)

132 130 Did a penultimate letter precede the final letter?
==
Which in turn was preceded by the antepenultimate letter.
Posted by: Senator Snoozy Corn at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (sh1GZ)

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It was about yoga.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

133 125 The IRS doesn't play.

Oh, Ace, what other childhood beliefs do you cling to?
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Lois Lerner needs to have a talk with Ace.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:27 PM (Fbj1q)

134 Don't forget to buy Pud Light, you fucking rubes!

Posted by: Donny Trump Junior at April 25, 2023 01:27 PM (ufFY8)

135 Couldn't the Biden crime family be prosecuted under RICO like the "5 Families" were?

Posted by: Archer
_______________

Can only the feds prosecute under RICO? Or do state courts also have jurisdiction under RICO?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (96fR7)

136 Is Newsom still going to be the nominee?

Newsom is betting that Biden will have some sort of incapacitating event in the next year and a half.

Not a bad bet, actually.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (2tUFv)

137 >>>It was all an op. This we know with 100% certainty. The entire day was an op. All that had to happen was for Trump to pardon a Ray Epps and then that Ray Epps would go murder a judge, and it would be tied directly to Trump's pardon.

oh well if you've "discussed" it and came up with this evidence-free plan, and then also postulated that the Wise and Brilliant Trump saw through this plan and refused to fall into this trap, I say: You are the Storm, aren't you?

Insane. No matter how much he fails, you guys have wheels-within-wheels to say he's playing 17-dimensional chess that the rest of us just can't understand.

To which I say: Say if he's playing this 17-dimensional chess at such an extraodinary level, how come he keeps losing elections? Is this all Part of the Plan, too?

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (iHBZj)

138 114 --

Crickets from Trump, who insists on fighting on ground prepared by the enemy to this very day.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (MkuC5)

139 I'm so f****** tired of these people. They are traitors; they are infiltrators; they are the Defeat Mechanism liberals have built into the Conservative Movement.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (iHBZj)

Hey, so let's vote for the guy propped up by the same traitors who got us here in the first place. It'll work THIS time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (7R+co)

140 I did a helluva job in that video, even if I do say so myself. It was especially impressive when you consider the smell in that room, whew!! The Presidential Diaper overflowed half-way through the speech and no one would change him because he was on such a roll, reading and looking interested and stuff. Balancing the drugs with diaper usage is a tough balancing act.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (1MOgx)

141 120 J6 is a weird thing. I've said before I don't believe it was what we are told. And isn't what we are told it is rn. Idk what it was and is. But, it simply cannot be what either side says it is. No one with knowledge of reality is behaving as if it is what our two options are.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (RKrbv)

There are 44,000 hours of footage one side says proves it was an op, while the other says it proves there was an insurrection.

Only one of those sides that has seen the video wants it released.

That's all that needs be said.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

142 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (EXyHK)

Legal? Who said that?

Posted by: BignJames at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (AwYPR)

143 Must be convenient to know what time it is . Took me most of the morning to figure out what day it is.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (wW+Qg)


You're rubbing it in that you're retired, aren't you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (DRSnL)

144 Yeah - we all know this won't amount to a pitcher of piss. Goof for Comer to expose it, I guess. But it won't change a damn thing.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (towrt)

145 126 Is Newsom still going to be the nominee?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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My guess is he is the designated VP. The NY crime family needs to share the wealth with the SF/Cali crime family. If they don't the Getty's will get pissy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (Fbj1q)

146 Here's one for the Horde's lawyers--isn't there a private right of action under RICO?

How would that work if someone was irritated with the Biden Family's criminal enterprise and had some F-Y money lying around and could file in a red state?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (gf7Ez)

147 Except talk about it in the same sentence with "I, me, mine".
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2023 01:23 PM (ATSTk)
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And toss the right to a speedy trial out the window? Ignore the obvious malfeasance of the DOJ and the FBI in the way these cases have been handled? Ray Epps, who demonstrably was at J6 and helped incite continues to walk free? BLMAntifa does billions in damage yet they're allowed to walk free?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (2YtOq)

148 This would be shocking if proved.

Shocking? What a stupid thing to say. The fake denial runs very deep.
Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (Zzbjj)


I am told, from people I am willing to concede know more than I, that a large number of state and federal officials are getting side money for writing articles, giving speeches and otherwise glad-handing with foreign governments. China is flush with US debt to do this, for example.

If this is widely known, the only way to move forward with it is to hide this bit of fact during the prossecution.
If everyone is compromised, they will smother the message and the messenger both to hide it. 'Cause no one like jail.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (xhaym)

149 >>>133 125 The IRS doesn't play.

Oh, Ace, what other childhood beliefs do you cling to?
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Lois Lerner needs to have a talk with Ace.

...

yeah I don't know what I was thinking there. I think I had an acid flashback to when I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey while not on acid.

sometimes I just write things because i need a transition and I'm not choosy about it.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (iHBZj)

150
DC is also at war with the entire world.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:19 PM (RKrbv

The Kalorama Klan doesn't care if the West falls from the inside or is destroyed from the outside. So they made sure both are on the table.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (Zzbjj)

151 143 Must be convenient to know what time it is . Took me most of the morning to figure out what day it is.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (wW+Qg)

You're rubbing it in that you're retired, aren't you?
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That or Mr. Alzheimer is in the house. It happens.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (Fbj1q)

152 Let's remember that Trump had two weeks left in the aftermath of January 6 and all the smoke that DC was blowing. His handlers were probably telling him about pipe bombs and zip ties and that it was a real attempt to overthrow the election.

He should have pardoned people perceived then as threats to the peaceful transfer of power before anything had been found out?

I've seen some impressive Monday quarterbacking, but this is up there.

I like Ron DeSantis too, btw.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (krQz2)

153 The IRS doesn't play.

Oh, Ace, what other childhood beliefs do you cling to?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (GYIa4)

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"Will the Cincinnati Field Office please pick up the white collar courtesy phone ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (2oHWb)

154 Rep. James Comer: "At Least a Dozen" Biden Family Members Will Be Exposed As Taking Foreign Money
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"NOW WE'VE GOT HIM!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (rc5Gn)

155 Insane. No matter how much he fails, you guys have wheels-within-wheels to say he's playing 17-dimensional chess that the rest of us just can't understand.

To which I say: Say if he's playing this 17-dimensional chess at such an extraodinary level, how come he keeps losing elections? Is this all Part of the Plan, too?
Posted by: ace

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It's not some big secret. We watched Epps and the FBI and the video and everything else. The entire day was designed to entrap everyone involved.

Do you disagree with that?

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (7siNA)

156 Justice exists no more.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Lady Justice is alive and well. She's spending her days sipping espresso in a sidewalk cafe in Costa Rica as just another yankee expat. When her brother, Rule of Law decides it's time to join her, this shit is going to get lit. Literally.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (wW+Qg)

157 a certain person who would never vote for trump thinks he is clever enuff to get people off of trump

gold, jerry, gold

Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (us2H3)

158 118 What fundamental freedoms is the demented pervert standing up for?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (eGTCV)

Freedom from speech
Freedom from worship
Freedom to groom
Freedom to queer

Posted by: FDR updated for the times at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (GjRvg)

159 Can only the feds prosecute under RICO? Or do state courts also have jurisdiction under RICO?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (96fR7)


Whichever is the most politically expedient for the democrats.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (AiZBA)

160 >>>
Hey, so let's vote for the guy propped up by the same traitors who got us here in the first place. It'll work THIS time.

Yeah, let's stick with Trump because obviously he's really Beating the Left, isn't he?

One might even suspect he's working for the left.

You'll lose so much you'll get tired of all the losing. that's where I am. Tired of all the losing.

but i'm sure it's Part of the Plan. Trust the Plan.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (iHBZj)

161 Well, Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State in 2010 when her beloved husband, William J., got $500,000 from a banker friend of Putin for a speech in Moscow.
That was considered legal by the totally honest and upright Attorney Generals under President Obama's totally honest and upright Presidency (/sarc).
So why should Resident Biden's totally honest and upright Attorney General need to do anything about mere $millions of donations to family members of Resident Biden?

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 25, 2023 01:32 PM (oMkPq)

162 sometimes I just write things because i need a transition and I'm not choosy about it.

My policy regarding women at closing time is similar.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 01:32 PM (towrt)

163 Say, how come trump never pardoned the j6ers before he left office? How come he only donated $10,000 to them, IN TOTAL, for ALL OF THEM, and only did that when confronted about his complete unwillingness to protect his people?
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He said, and I quote, "be there, be wild"

And this is really a thing than grates-- sure he could claim he couldn't because the Dems would use that funding as proof he was involved in the insurrection. So don't and avoid the prosecution, his shitass advisors cautioned.

But that is a total BS cop-out now. He's been through 2 impeachments for phony claims (that didn't stop them), facing chages in NY and GA over imaginary crimes (that's not stopping them), and there is still the rape case the judge is assisting on to assure a guilty verdict.

But yeah Trump, keep lying to us that you're avoiding being prosecuted by letting those you called to your lame-ass campaign rally sans campaign rot in jail.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 25, 2023 01:32 PM (memFs)

164 >>sometimes I just write things because i need a transition


Safron?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:33 PM (8c8Y3)

165 I'm so f****** tired of these people. They are traitors; they are infiltrators; they are the Defeat Mechanism liberals have built into the Conservative Movement.
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It goes, denial, anger, and then bargaining.

In the anger stage I see. The bargain. . . what will it be?

Posted by: I'm not Dr. Phil, but Karl Rove would like a word at April 25, 2023 01:33 PM (sh1GZ)

166 I think we can clearly see that when Trump said "Drain the Swamp" he was talking about the part of the swamp we all could see and estimated that was the swamp.

Deep Swamp then emerged to swallow the whole effort.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:33 PM (krQz2)

167 164 >>sometimes I just write things because i need a transition


Safron?
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I'm just mad about her.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:33 PM (Fbj1q)

168
uh. w-w-what's a-uh,, a-uh b-b-biden?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (hSb7+)

169 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (7ymSB)

170 The Post Millennial: Pennsylvania school board closes ALL locker rooms amid controversy over trans student

https://tinyurl.com/bdepthrb

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (1Yy3c)

171 One could craft the most well thought out comment for or against Trump or DeSantis and it will change not one mind.

I’m just here for the puns, limericks, and dick jokes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (u73oe)

172 I also kind of assume that all of us were under a similar illusion that the U.S. didn't take and hold political prisoners, and that the court system and judges wouldn't bury people under the jail for walking on the grass after the "stay off the grass" signs were removed from public areas.

Lots of curtains pulled back on that day.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (7siNA)

173 One might even suspect he's working for the left.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (iHBZj)

In the realm of evidence-free propositions, that's a winner, Ace.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (7R+co)

174 165 I'm so f****** tired of these people. They are traitors; they are infiltrators; they are the Defeat Mechanism liberals have built into the Conservative Movement.
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It goes, denial, anger, and then bargaining.

In the anger stage I see. The bargain. . . what will it be?
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There are alternatives - rope and lampposts.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (Fbj1q)

175 Deep Swamp then emerged to swallow the whole effort.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:33 PM (krQz2)

Alas, it was only the appetizer. The main course is just now getting plated.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (MkuC5)

176 I'm baffled as to the freedoms Biden is babbling about.
Under his administration freedom of speech is under attack, freedom kf religion is under attack, the second amendment is under attack, parental rights are under attack, the second amendment is under attack and properly rights are under attack.
What is that corrupt liar talking about?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (eGTCV)

177 Personally, I'm done with PDT. He's decided he's okay with the rainbow road to trannyville and that's a dead end street, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:35 PM (2YtOq)

178 sometimes I just write things because i need a transition
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (iHBZj)
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You mean you, too, want to appear on a special Bud Light can edition?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 25, 2023 01:35 PM (rc5Gn)

179 sometimes I just write things because i need a transition and I'm not choosy about it.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:30 PM (iHBZj)
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You heard it here first, folks.

Ace is gonna transition, and he ain't choosy about it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)

180 It's quite sensible from his perspective. Extraordinary lengths were taken to put Biden in office and keep control of the Senate in 2022. What that means is he can't be purged against his will. Not without the whole rickety structure collapsing.
Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 01:18 PM (DTm0P)


In case you haven't noticed, that rickety structure is being totally rebuilt with reinforced concrete and steel. It's going to take a lot of sacrifice to tear it down.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 01:35 PM (BdMk6)

181 >>>I think we can clearly see that when Trump said "Drain the Swamp" he was talking about the part of the swamp we all could see and estimated that was the swamp.


He did? Which parts of the "visible swamp" have been "eliminated," in your estimation?

Seems like the swamp beat trump and is stronger than ever.

Are all of his victories secret?

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (iHBZj)

182 One might even suspect he's working for the left.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (iHBZj)
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I've done that. I'm not convinced.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (krQz2)

183 You heard it here first, folks.

Ace is gonna transition, and he ain't choosy about it!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)


So they're going to transition him from an Ewok to a man?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)

184 There are 44,000 hours of footage one side says proves it was an op, while the other says it proves there was an insurrection.

Only one of those sides that has seen the video wants it released.

That's all that needs be said.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

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Exactly. If you're wondering which side is lying, and one of those sides is all-in on on censorship while the other isn't ... you have your answer.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (2oHWb)

185 To which I say: Say if he's playing this 17-dimensional chess at such an extraodinary level, how come he keeps losing elections? Is this all Part of the Plan, too?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (iHBZj)

Serious question Ace. Do you have info regarding DJT that is not available to DJT supporters?

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (RKrbv)

186 The Chicago Tribune has a chirpy article up explaining that hordes of LGBTQ people are about to flood into Chicago, fleeing those mouth-breathing red states.

This is a widespread belief on the Left - that a quarter of the population of Idaho is about to flee to Washington and Oregon to escape the Christofascist Theocracy there.

Piece of advice for LGBTQ people - Do. Not. Move. To Chicago.

It would be like paddling out to the Titanic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (2tUFv)

187 There is no way any democrat much less a Biden gets arrested much less gets charged mucher less goes to trial.... much mucher less goes to prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (17s+e)

188 How would that work if someone was irritated with the Biden Family's criminal enterprise and had some F-Y money lying around and could file in a red state?

Well, the first thing a private litigant would do is go think about the perfect way to prosecute this claim in a nice, relaxing location like Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (ppBhU)

189 Trump's the affirmative action politician -- he gets nothing but excuses for his failures.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (iHBZj)

190 DeSantis is going to stick it so far up our asses our mouths are gonna be filled with gravy.

I don't even know what that means. But I can feel it.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (iKapD)

191 In the realm of evidence-free propositions, that's a winner, Ace.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (7R+co)

Warp Speed, for the win.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (MkuC5)

192 Once Biden is put back in office, the feral government is coming after guns, hard. Bank on it.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (2YtOq)

193 So they're going to transition him from an Ewok to a man?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)


I can do that.

Posted by: Dr. Moreau at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (AiZBA)

194
Why Is biden Running Again?

Because the whole point of biden is to use his living carcass to install the even more un-electable kamala harris.

So, because biden hasn't died yet, they need to use biden's semi-living carcass to steal another election, and THEN they will indeed install their younger and blacker and female Puppet into the White House.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (fyOvJ)

195 If everyone is compromised, they will smother the message and the messenger both to hide it. 'Cause no one like jail.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (xhaym)

Well nearly all politicians and media people ARE compromised. There will be no prosecution because there is no one honest enough to do it. We saw that we only had Alito and Thomas on SCOTUS, and the Senate is basically devoid of "our side". Our country has no further business pointing their finger at foreign corruption or wagging it about "democracy". It is no coincidence that dominion means sovereign authority, and it doesn't mean "the people".

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (Zzbjj)

196 Ace I heard that Pence and Obama are actually in Gitmo and Trump is the actual President but running things from a SpaceForce base.

i guess that means his current campaign for President is a ruse.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (1hLWb)

197 I also kind of assume that all of us were under a similar illusion that the U.S. didn't take and hold political prisoners, and that the court system and judges wouldn't bury people under the jail for walking on the grass after the "stay off the grass" signs were removed from public areas.

After Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Bundy Ranch, and all the BLM fun ? If you still believed in some kind of justice system, that's most definitely a you problem.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (towrt)

198 Ace is gonna transition from a Ewok into a ____?

Posted by: dantesed at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (88xKn)

199 Willowed

So, Blackrock has lost less than $12M in the last two days of trading on FOXA. Their total assets are $117.6B.

I think they can sustain this burn rate for quite awhile.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (i5lJm)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (i5lJm)

200 Personally, I'm done with PDT.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:35 PM (2YtOq)

The social compact is dead. 2020 and 2022 should have cemented that notion for all but the most polyannic. Not my choice.

I laugh (mostly to myself) at people who want to put up another GOPer graceful loser to prolong the charade.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:38 PM (7R+co)

201 One could craft the most well thought out comment for or against Trump or DeSantis and it will change not one mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (u73oe)


That's not gonna stop everyone from fighting about it for the next 18 months, unfortunately.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 01:38 PM (DRSnL)

202 181 Seems like the swamp beat trump and is stronger than ever.

Are all of his victories secret?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (iHBZj)

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I don't think there's a political solution to this anymore. I think our only Hail Mary possibility is SCOTUS pulling the reins hard at some point, but I'm not hopeful.

For the future, I think we should look to the states and localities as our safe harbors. The federal government is a leviathan of graft that will not be able to sustain itself forever. I'd rather live in a state that might decide to protect my liberties after the federal government experiences some kind of massive contraction and correction rather than a state will will definitely just continue to job of crushing the people into dust.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

203 Doesn't matter. We no longer have the rule of law in this country.

So the Bidens are more obviously corrupt. WHO CARES. They whole of DC is corrupt and no one will ever be held to account.*



*Disclaimer: There is a non-zero chance of tumbrel and guillotines, so SOME may get held to account, but I'm not sanguine on that possibility.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 25, 2023 01:38 PM (N1tpc)

204 Here's one for the Horde's lawyers--isn't there a private right of action under RICO?

How would that work if someone was irritated with the Biden Family's criminal enterprise and had some F-Y money lying around and could file in a red state?
Posted by: Kam Fong
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Just looked it up. Yes, there is a private right of action, but the plaintiff would have to show damages caused by the violation. Not sure who, as a private citizen, could prove damages from Biden taking payola.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2023 01:38 PM (96fR7)

205 >>>DeSantis is going to stick it so far up our asses our mouths are gonna be filled with gravy.


exactly. He's committed to stopping illegal immigration and even puts illegals on buses to ship them to Martha's Vineyard, but it's all part of the Long Con. Having made himself absolutely despised by the left, he's going to completely reverse himself as president and give all the illegals amnesty.

Of course, that makes so much sense. I mean, it makes no sense, and that scheme would not benefit him at all, but it's important to always claim that DeSantis is going to sell us out so that we can avoid making comparisons between him and the much-failed trump.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (iHBZj)

206 139 I'm so f****** tired of these people. They are traitors; they are infiltrators; they are the Defeat Mechanism liberals have built into the Conservative Movement.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:17 PM (iHBZj)

Hey, so let's vote for the guy propped up by the same traitors who got us here in the first place. It'll work THIS time.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (7R+co)

You all are talking like voting is going to get us out of this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

207 If they can stop President Biden from running, that would pave the way for Mayor Pete. America needs its mayor.

Posted by: Sid at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (Nk9ET)

208 but i'm sure it's Part of the Plan. Trust the Plan.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (iHBZj)


And so you are back to the problem you had in 2000: what criteria do you use to vote? Do you have one issue, to vote for or against? Do you have a philosophy you cleave to to make a decision? Do you decide on the impression of the candidate or party as a whole you got from people who turned out to actually hate you and conspire to lie to you?

Weighty problem. Of course you could decline to vote entirely, but then you have to justify that as well. Is it a protest, or a surrender to let others chose fore you?

Dave Smith might be running for the LP. He thinks Trump is a war criminal, but I suspect he is from New Jersey.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (xhaym)

209 Mangina Nate Silver out at ABC. LOLOLOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (N5C4b)

210 How would that work if someone was irritated with the Biden Family's criminal enterprise and had some F-Y money lying around and could file in a red state?

Well, the first thing a private litigant would do is go think about the perfect way to prosecute this claim in a nice, relaxing location like Fort Marcy Park.
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and a really well prepared litigant would have a plan to shoot themselves with a shotgun in the back, before they hang themselves by the neck. To be thorough.

Posted by: Its not funny because its true at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (sh1GZ)

211 > The Post Millennial: Pennsylvania school board closes ALL locker rooms amid controversy over trans student

Their solution is to make the poor kids with PE wear their PE gear all day? Or change in the bathroom during time between classes?

Cowards. Make a rule the guys locker room is for genetic males and the girls locker room is for genetic females. Anyone who doesn't feel "safe" or "comfortable" using that locker room can come to school in their PE gear.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (R38qh)

212 194
Why Is biden Running Again?

Because the whole point of biden is to use his living carcass to install the even more un-electable kamala harris.

So, because biden hasn't died yet, they need to use biden's semi-living carcass to steal another election, and THEN they will indeed install their younger and blacker and female Puppet into the White House.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (fyOvJ)

I mean, wasn't that what was said after 2020. The short answer to why Biden is running again is because he can. There are no other machinations. He can do it and they know he'll win. Why bother trying to go through all the motions when they can just sit back for 3-4 years until the next time they'll need a show primary.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

213 Posted by: Sid at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (Nk9ET)

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America needs a mayor who oppressed black people in South Bend?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

214 Let's finish the job.

That sounds like a threat.

Posted by: spindrift at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (ivvNA)

215 He did? Which parts of the "visible swamp" have been "eliminated," in your estimation?

Seems like the swamp beat trump and is stronger than ever.

Are all of his victories secret?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:36 PM (iHBZj)
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What?

I made no claim that he drained anything.

Only that we ALL found out how much deeper and more monstered the DC Swamp was.

The corruption that was uncovered in reaction to Trump was SO much more vast than a good majority of us believed was ever the case when he began.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (krQz2)

216 Sometimes wonder if Ace is bored or high and decides to pick fights with his readers? I do not understand it. I do not expect blog owners to particularly agree with my take on things and reading opposite opinions is part of becoming educated but this stupid out of nowhere baiting commenters by the host is as productive to the blog as ABs marketing decisions to their flagship beer brand.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (4xsq/)

217 You're rubbing it in that you're retired, aren't you?

Retirement sping project list: pound in 140 6ft t-posts and hang roughly 1200 ft of fence. Dig up my grey water system and install a larger septic and increase my drain field size. Cut and split the 12 cords of white pine I just had delivered . Entertain the grandkids 2 days a week. Build a greenhouse/hay storage . I think Mrs. Sock has a list too.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (wW+Qg)

218 We're totally voting our way out of this.

It won't just be more of the same crap forever until it all collapses. This election will fix it.

Posted by: brak at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (lO5WT)

219 You have the right
To free speech.
So long as you're not dumb enough
To actually try it.

Posted by: blaster at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (1hLWb)

220 Biden is a DC-ite, they don't retire or leave, they are carried out of there in a pine box. Talk about Hotel California land.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (3JfbU)

221 218 We're totally voting our way out of this.

It won't just be more of the same crap forever until it all collapses. This election will fix it.
Posted by: brak at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (lO5WT)

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This is the most important election in history, just like the last one, and the one before that, and the one before that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

222
Biden: "Let's finish the job."

No words.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 25, 2023 01:41 PM (enJYY)

223 There is a very old and very stupid method that corrupt families use to hide ill-gotten money.
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"Old and stupid? I've been doin' this for over 50 years!"
*whispers* "and it's worked"
*yells* C'mon man!

Posted by: President 81mm votes at April 25, 2023 01:41 PM (fs1hN)

224 "At Least a Dozen" Biden Family Members Will Be Exposed"

#twoweeks

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 01:41 PM (MvF+J)

225 Remember when we had minimal inflation, low interest rates, low unemployment, rising wages, no new wars, etc? That sure sucked, huh?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (u73oe)

226 And I've said it before and I'll say it again, "are none of the J6 prisoners from FL?"

Ron "other issues " could knock the shit out of Trump on one fundraiser alone there.

But, you know, other issues.

So let both Trump an Ron fight-- they're both shitstained politicians not generals of war. They are neither the type of men who are going to win this fight we're facing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (aqviX)

227 Warp Speed, for the win.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:37 PM (MkuC5)

That would suggest that he knew he was doing the left's bidding, rather than doing what he thought best for the country in the moment. Got any evidence for that other than mind-reading?

Because the available evidence from Pence and scarf-scrunt is quite contrary.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (7R+co)

228 Know who we need to get on the case? Trey Gowdy!

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (RG6z4)

229 He's committed to stopping illegal immigration and even puts illegals on buses to ship them to Martha's Vineyard, but it's all part of the Long Con. Having made himself absolutely despised by the left, he's going to completely reverse himself as president and give all the illegals amnesty.

It's so much worse than this. Once in office he will become Ronnette Desantis and promulgate an EEOC regulation requring us all to have trans girlfriends whose penises are bigger than ours.

Posted by: Tronald Dump at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)

230 Trump spoke well when delivering SOTU speeches.

He did OK, not great but OK, in his recent sit-down with TuCa.

But in his current rallies he sounds whiney and weak.

Back in his "you're fired" TV show days he came across as a tough guy, but as POTUS, he never delivered.

If he is the candidate, Biden will never show his face and the entire campaign will be TV ads and the kneeling and sucking dick actions of the network media. The censorship on the web will be Stalin-level.

They will beat the drum so loud about Trump the criminal, the rapist, the misogynist, the guy against people being able to love one another, that the suburban women and youth vote will roll like a tsunami.

And so will the mail vote scheming.

We've no savior.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (KiBMU)

231 /sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (AiZBA)

232
This goes back to before "feminists" offering sodomy to Bill Clinton for his support for abortion.

There are a great number of women in this country happy to be freezing in the dark if only the precious paid-for procedure is still available and celebrated.

Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (j4U/Z)

233 Here's one for the Horde's lawyers--isn't there a private right of action under RICO?

How would that work if someone was irritated with the Biden Family's criminal enterprise and had some F-Y money lying around and could file in a red state?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho


Oddly enough there are civil RICO suits. However, i think you have to be an injured party or somehow directly affected. They've been used in divorce cases by one of the parties. But there's no law firm in the country that would touch a case by some rando to go after the BiteMe family because the alphabet community would make sure he'd be prosecuted for something before he got to filling one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (jzzG8)

234 Once Biden is put back in office, the feral government is coming after guns, hard. Bank on it.
==
It feels like the puppet show is almost over. I think they will be coming after people at the same time as they come for the guns. Which is to say, I agree with you.

Posted by: Its not funny because its true at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (sh1GZ)

235 229 It's so much worse than this. Once in office he will become Ronnette Desantis and promulgate an EEOC regulation requring us all to have trans girlfriends whose penises are bigger than ours.
Posted by: Tronald Dump at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (ppBhU)

==========

"This will be, how do you say, difficult."
-The Paolo

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

236 Remember when we had minimal inflation, low interest rates, low unemployment, rising wages, no new wars, etc? That sure sucked, huh?

--

As someone mentioned above, Trump showed us how deep the rot is. For that I am thankful.

The rot is what was angry at our prosperity.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (7siNA)

237 Fifteen minutes of blowing goepfarts:
youtube.com/watch?v=xkBMCk7AUbo

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (MvF+J)

238 Has DeSantis announced his candidacy yet?

Yeah. I didn't think so.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 01:43 PM (BdMk6)

239 You all are talking like voting is going to get us out of this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

Exactly. The establishment guy will save us.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:44 PM (7R+co)

240
Ace is right about Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:44 PM (fyOvJ)

241 first time I saw meatball

I said

"this IS the guy !!"

Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2023 01:44 PM (us2H3)

242 Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:39 PM (iHBZj)

Were not going to win in 2024 ace. They've made it clear.

My defenses of Trump are fairly few and far between these days, despite your turn. I just don't care anymore. But one thing that hasn't changed in 15 years is I'm tired of being rolled by people who know what to say and do for just long enough to stick it in.

If you want to pretend that hasn't happened 80 times in a row under the GOP label, you do you but don't ask me to play along by throwing some dopey guilt trip on me like I specifically am responsible for your disappointments in Trump.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:44 PM (Qz0+p)

243 The upside to this is when all the left falls and the dust settles is that returning to our Republic we have a blueprint to follow that ensures success.

There should be no stumbles and fumbles, the process is clearly delineated, though it DOES require moral and ethical fortitude.

All that went into the creation of this most exceptional nation is still in place. It's been suborned by the current filth and must be purged--along with the slime that suborned it.

There is nothing that can shake my faith in and love for this nation and what it stands for nor make me cease, in my small way to defend it. Whatever anyone thinks about this is welcome to think it.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2023 01:44 PM (KATBx)

244 When voting for federal politicians, I personally will be looking to vote for whomever is willing and able to inflict the most pain upon my perceived enemies. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (5C4od)

245 "In a criminal trial, a defendant is presumed innocent because the government seeks to convict him and remove his right to liberty. But political power is a privilege, not a right. Joe Biden has been trusted to wield the awesome powers of the presidency. There's no presumption of entitlement to a privilege."

--

^^^this righ'cheer.

The standard is not "innocent until proven guilty," it's "having not even the appearance of impropriety." I'm tired of reminding my squish friends (en route to being mere acquaintances) of this distinction that I know that they know.



Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (wzAuc)

246 Simple fix - all 50 states adopt the rule that the Feds are not allowed to practice Law Enforcement in their states. The Feds can ask the state's to enforce a Fed Law, but it is up to the State AG's whether they will arrest and deport a State citizen to the Feds. We are (or were) a union of states not a union of Departments of the Feds.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (Fbj1q)

247 I laugh (mostly to myself) at people who want to put up another GOPer graceful loser to prolong the charade.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:38 PM (7R+co)


I remember Fred Thompson raising a buzz in 2008. Not because of his charisma but because he wasn't Obama or McCaine

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (xhaym)

248 We've no savior.
==
Well, not princes of this world.

Posted by: Its not funny because its true at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (sh1GZ)

249 Ace is right about Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:44 PM (fyOvJ)

Soothsayer Johnson is right about Ace Johnson.

Or something.

I forget exactly how this goes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (ppBhU)

250 I think Mrs. Sock has a list too.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (wW+Qg)

It's enough to drive one to a day job.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (7R+co)

251 ........and what are you prepared to do?

Posted by: Jimmy Malone at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (PfC9N)

252 I've seen some impressive Monday quarterbacking, but this is up there.

How many people had even been arrested before he January 20, and who were they?

I know we’re living in a more enlightened time now regarding conspiracy theories, but if someone had predicted, in early to mid January of 2020, mass unending arrests and slow-walking if not denying due process to hundreds of people for apparently just walking around, would it have even been believable?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (EXyHK)

253 "Rep. James Comer: "At Least a Dozen" Biden Family Members Will Be Exposed As Taking Foreign Money

...and?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (KSNKu)

254 >Rep. James Comer: "At Least a Dozen" Biden Family Members Will Be Exposed As Taking Foreign Money


My goodness- they're in a pickle now

Posted by: DB - clearing the tower at April 25, 2023 01:45 PM (geLO8)

255 Maybe this is where the next "pandemic" will start from?

@nicksortor
🚨 REPORT: The World Health Organization says there is an “extremely serious” situation and a “huge biological risk” as Sudan Rebels take control of a lab containing virus samples

Posted by: Thrawn at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

256 >>>Exactly. The establishment guy will save us.

yeah, DeSantis is "establishment." WHo's defending the woke corporations again? Who's defending transgender bathrooms?

This is incredible. DeSantis vigorously opposes transgenders and woke corporations, but you claim he's secretly an ally of theres. Meanwhile, Trump is actually an ally of transgenders and woke corporations, but you claim he's SECRETLY opposed to them!

I guess it's easy to convince yourself of anything as long as you claim that any time DeSantis agrees with you, he's lying, and also, any time Trump DISagrees with you, he's ALSO lying, he's really on your side!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (iHBZj)

257 When she hears about Bidens being "exposed," this bikini brunette's first reaction is to hurl:
https://is.gd/1NTbTN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)

258 "I'm tired of being rolled by people who know what to say and do for just long enough to stick it in."

No more crawling over broken glass.

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (MvF+J)

259 This is the most important election in history, just like the last one, and the one before that, and the one before that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

lol, yeah

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (7R+co)

260 230 Trump spoke well when delivering SOTU speeches.

He did OK, not great but OK, in his recent sit-down with TuCa.

But in his current rallies he sounds whiney and weak.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (KiBMU)

He did the weakest thing anyone could think of: he went after a guy who was supposedly trailing him in the polls by such a large margin that it was laughable.

The insecurity he has shown when it comes to Desantis is comical.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

261 257 When she hears about Bidens being "exposed," this bikini brunette's first reaction is to hurl:
https://is.gd/1NTbTN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)

========

Earlobe is oddly shaped.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

262 That would suggest that he knew he was doing the left's bidding, rather than doing what he thought best for the country in the moment. Got any evidence for that other than mind-reading?

Because the available evidence from Pence and scarf-scrunt is quite contrary.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:42 PM (7R+co)

The fact he agreed to the project is de facto evidence he was doing the left's bidding, whether he knew it for what it really was or not.

If he didn't realize the implications

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:47 PM (MkuC5)

263 The problem is, and?

We've known this for years now, and the DoJ won't do anything, the FBI won't do anything, the media won't report it, and 40% of the population are too stupid to actually realize it.

The only way for this to matter is to take control, clean house, and then start going after all these crimes, which isn't going to be possible since we've ceded AZ, GA, and PA to Dems, thus securing their victory in 2024 even if they do run this meat sack.

Id say hopefully more groups are in these states trying to match Dem's ballot harvesting operations, but we know they're instead funding think tanks where they just launder donor money to themselves.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 25, 2023 01:47 PM (0Lr6C)

264 There is no functioning mechanism by which anyone on the left can be held accountable for anything.

We are at the "rubbing our noses in it" stage of the takeover.

Posted by: Thatch at April 25, 2023 01:47 PM (OHuZi)

265
Trump shoots his mouth off and never has a plan to execute.

For example, picking a fight with china and not expecting repercussions?

Another example, picking a fight with the Deep State and then just sitting there while the Deep State frames him?

If you say you're gonna kill the King, you had better kill the King, or the King will kill you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:47 PM (fyOvJ)

266 >>>I'm tired of being rolled by people who know what to say and do for just long enough to stick it in.


SO AM I. THAT'S WHY I'M OFF THE TRUMP TRAIN.

DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT HE JUST SAYS THINGS AT RALLIES TO GET APPLAUSE, AND THEN DOES ALMOST NOTHING TO MAKE THESE THINGS HAPPEN?!!!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (iHBZj)

267 "At Least a Dozen" Biden Family Members Will Be Exposed"
____

Heh, reminds me of the last Biden family reunion!

Posted by: President Skeevy Joe at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (fs1hN)

268 So let both Trump an Ron fight-- they're both shitstained politicians not generals of war. They are neither the type of men who are going to win this fight we're facing.
-------------------
Yep. We need our own Pete Buttigay!

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (Fbj1q)

269 Biden minimum 100 million votes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (rRjGT)

270 So we have this down: Trump didn't have a whole city of competent replacements to displace everybody in power in DC and that proves that he lied when he says he hires the "best people".

And what we've learned about this is NOT how pernicious and dangerous the Swamp is but how bad Trump, betrayed by one person after another (not including Pence here) within DC, is at draining the Swamp he said he would drain.

Whatever.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (krQz2)

271 https://is.gd/1NTbTN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)

Two reactions:

1. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

2. Why is she wearing Uncle Joe's aviators?

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (1Yy3c)

272 I laugh (mostly to myself) at people who want to put up another GOPer graceful loser to prolong the charade.

Too many people in this country are at the 'ballot box' stage of denial. Too many people (like Trump) think there can be honest or semi-honest elections.

Those are the people the GOP is counting on - the marks, the rubes, the lo-fo mofos who still believe there is a functioning two-party system.

It's nothing but bukakke theater, as our late lamented Empress would say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (AW0uW)

273 This is the most important election in history, just like the last one, and the one before that, and the one before that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:41 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Yeah, I think this is a must-win game.

Posted by: NFL coach at the press conference before the week one matchup at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

274 "Notice that McCarthy starts with a grabby, conservative-sounding headline to get traffic, but then, throughout the piece, takes it back little by little."

And this, right here, is why no-one at prole level cares about whether or how much a corporation donates to "conservative" causes and organizations.

Because the "conservative" politicians that those donations fund are more spineless and less useful at upholding "conservative" principles than a slime mold.

Don Jr should have tried to understand that before he went to bat for Tranheuser-Busch

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (ou9hh)

275 The Chicago Tribune has a chirpy article up explaining that hordes of LGBTQ people are about to flood into Chicago, fleeing those mouth-breathing red states.

Please do.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)

276 The 2024 election features a voluble candidate running from prison who the networks will refuse to cover or interview versus a candidate who never leaves his basement and refuses to communicate except through prepared statements approved by his lawyer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (W5GbK)

277 If he didn't realize the implications of his decision at the time, that's just sauce for the already overdone goose.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (MkuC5)

278 Boy, everybody is sure in a good mood today./

I’m gonna go back to the previous thread and ogle Megyn in her cutout top some more.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (udHqf)

279 Regarding Trump - people see what they want to see, and ignore what they don't. Combine that with the absolute desperation by most lifelong Republicans to have a savior - and you get the Cult of Trump.

Its faith. Arguing faith is a waste of time.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (towrt)

280 273 Yeah, I think this is a must-win game.
Posted by: NFL coach at the press conference before the week one matchup at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

===========

"No, must lose game. We have to get the fuck out of Oakland."
-A's GM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

281 Let's not forget the value of spite in voting. Trump by FAR has the greatest spite-vote value.

Posted by: Weasel at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (RG6z4)

282 He won't even make it four years. Kammy will take over after year two. Everyone knows this.

Wait, what?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:13 PM (KbCG3)


2years? I thought they'd jettison his ass after the first 100 days or so. May 15th was my date in the pool.
Now he's going for a second term. Guess I was wr...wr...somewhat mistaken

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (FCbAQ)

283 257 When she hears about Bidens being "exposed," this bikini brunette's first reaction is to hurl:
https://is.gd/1NTbTN

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)

I see you changed the sentence structure. Clever way to get everyone to read your full comment.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (KbCG3)

284 I am cruising with Christie!

Hustlin' for Hutchison!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (rRjGT)

285 "I'm tired of being rolled by people who know what to say and do for just long enough to stick it in."

Politicians are our tools, not our Gods, not our friends. We owe our candidates only skepticism. No more blind faith in suits. No more loyalty, no more fealty. No more gullibility for slogans and imagery and false promises.

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (MvF+J)

286 ace I just think people have a lot of trouble changing their minds on things

it's a foible, sometimes it's a good thing right, it's how you forgive your friends and family.

especially as we get older (ahem) it becomes hard to question things

PDJT is showing his age. his thinking has fossilized. he is no longer flexible of mind. he senses this, and it causes him to lash out.

I still believe in him and believe he could turn things around and be a force in picking up the pieces of Barry's Third Term. that would be a wonderful thing. but right now he's on the wrong path. and it's hard to turn back from a wrong path, for all of us.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (w0NJk)

287 Knickers for nikki!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (rRjGT)

288 You'll lose so much you'll get tired of all the losing. that's where I am. Tired of all the losing.
but i'm sure it's Part of the Plan. Trust the Plan.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:31 PM (iHBZj)

Well you were just fine with it until no court would touch the 2020 election "results". All those schadenboners and "so much winning". Trump never said "trust the plan" that was the qanon dirtbags and the assholes who accused people of wanting prosecutions of being impatient, and Veruca Salt, and "not trusting President, read his book, you mentally ill pantshitter".
Turns out Horowitz, Huber, Rosenstein, Barr and Durham were absolutely working against the country, and that we should hage gone to DC way before JaySix, but no, we were told, "Veruca he's got it, relax".
No you did not name call, but nobody really stopped it until it was obviously "over" for the winning. But we all celebrated on election night until the shutdowns stopped the landslide under a cloak of boarded windows, tossed out poll watchers, and a water main break. A Georgia pol had an aide blown up on the freeway, and people were put in their places.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (Zzbjj)

289 SO AM I. THAT'S WHY I'M OFF THE TRUMP TRAIN.

DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT HE JUST SAYS THINGS AT RALLIES TO GET APPLAUSE, AND THEN DOES ALMOST NOTHING TO MAKE THESE THINGS HAPPEN?!!!
==
Caps lock. He's off the meds.

Posted by: don't turn your back to the cage people at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (sh1GZ)

290 If you want to pretend that hasn't happened 80 times in a row under the GOP label, you do you but don't ask me to play along by throwing some dopey guilt trip on me like I specifically am responsible for your disappointments in Trump.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 01:44 PM (Qz0+p)

It's primary season; it's the MO.

No need for them to angry that we are not playing along nicely in their grand scheme.

They certainly are not winning any converts with guilt trips and schoolyard taunts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (7R+co)

291 This is like with Covid! He empowred Fauci and Birx and demanded that governors shut down their states!

But on TWITTER and at RALLIES he TALKED a good game about "opening the country back up."

Well why don't you do that then, TRUMP? YOU ARE PRESIDENT, ARE YOU NOT?

You credit him for shit he says but does nothing about ! It's like his actual ACTIONS mean nothing to you, just whatever stupid shit he burps out on Twitter!

I don't care what he SAYS or TWEETS! He's a bullshit artist! I only care about what he DOES.

He did not drain the swamp; he appointed it to the highest positions in his administrations.

But he sure TALKED a good game, huh?

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (iHBZj)

292 I am cruising with Christie!

Hustlin' for Hutchison!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (rRjGT)

Pining for Pence.

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (1Yy3c)

293 284 I am cruising with Christie!

Hustlin' for Hutchison!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (rRjGT)

========

This just proves that you are a racist, sexist. Haulin' for Haley!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

294 But now Trump might be working for the libs, right.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (Zzbjj)

295 Sununu snu snu.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (rRjGT)

296 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2023 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

297 Caps lock. He's off the meds.

Posted by: don't turn your back to the cage people at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (sh1GZ)
---
Kaboom for breakfast.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:51 PM (krQz2)

298 A Georgia pol had an aide blown up on the freeway, and people were put in their places.
==
This is fine. We just need better candidates.

Posted by: Mr. Caps Lock at April 25, 2023 01:51 PM (sh1GZ)

299 but oh DeSantis is the guy who's going to sell us out, because unlike Trump, he doesn't just TALK and TWEET, he actuallY DOES WHAT HE SAYS, which is how you know he's going to betray us.

It's his master plan -- do everything he says he's going to do, honor every promise with utmost vigor and determination, just so he can fool us all into voting for him and then he'll... kinda do what Trump did and not do the things he talked about.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (iHBZj)

300 296 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2023 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

=========

Great!

Now we can turn this Trump/DeSantis thread to the topic in the content!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

301 "Violence or rioting of any kind is unacceptable and the perpetrators must face the full weight of the law," _____ said in a statement. "The Capitol Police do an admirable job and I thank them for their hard work."

Without googling, Trump, Cruz, Graham, or DeSantis?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (7R+co)

302 The Chicago Tribune has a chirpy article up explaining that hordes of LGBTQ people are about to flood into Chicago, fleeing those mouth-breathing red states.

Please do.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)

Yes please. A diaspora of alphabet people to the windy city where they can be enriched by the local diversity.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (FCbAQ)

303 But he sure TALKED a good game, huh?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (iHBZj)

Mitch said he'd block his appointments, Ryan said he'd refuse to work with him, and the Senate never went out of session. So no recess appointments.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (Zzbjj)

304 All Caps.


Maybe we'll get some Olde Timey Bannings, soon!?

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (8c8Y3)

305 We are (or were) a union of states not a union of Departments of the Feds.
Posted by: Pudinhead

You want federalism. You will get Balkinism and you'll be happy to que up for your loaf of sawdust bread and package of Top Ramen

Posted by: Sock Monkey * of the Horde clan at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (wW+Qg)

306 303 But he sure TALKED a good game, huh?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (iHBZj)

Mitch said he'd block his appointments, Ryan said he'd refuse to work with him, and the Senate never went out of session. So no recess appointments.
Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (Zzbjj)

========

It's because Trump said pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

307 Evidence.
Evidence.

Everywhere.

Nothing will happen. The country will still be f*cked and the Biden's will still be wealthy.

Joe will grow more and more ignorant by the day with his dementia taking over his drug and alcohol addled brain. He will die not knowing a damn thing about his life or the evil he's done.

God will do what's just with his soul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (7Q7Ca)

308 Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (w0NJk)

Nicely said.

Posted by: 7man at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (qwO6y)

309 Have I mentioned lately that Butterfingers are delicious? Because they are.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)

310 Posted by: Rbastid at April 25, 2023 01:47 PM (0Lr6C)

If the current iteration of the GOP had near 100 percent majorities in Congress and a Republican president was in office, very little would change.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (KSNKu)

311 302 The Chicago Tribune has a chirpy article up explaining that hordes of LGBTQ people are about to flood into Chicago, fleeing those mouth-breathing red states.

Please do.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)

Yes please. A diaspora of alphabet people to the windy city where they can be enriched by the local diversity.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (FCbAQ)

Going to be funny to read incoming articles about the gentrification in these neighborhoods.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

312 But he sure TALKED a good game, huh?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (iHBZj)

Trump deserves a lot of criticism.

What is DeSantis' electoral coalition.

How many votes will he get in the general?

What states will he win?

How many votes will Biden get vs Ron as versus DJT?

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (RKrbv)

313 There is nothing that can shake my faith in and love for this nation and what it stands for nor make me cease, in my small way to defend it.

Exhibit A regarding faith. A man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest. Better yet, they wear it like a medal. They revel in their belief in something that no longer exists. He's by no means the only one. Similar statements made this morning.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (towrt)

314 The Swamp is undrained, the Wall is unbuilt, and Mexico did not pay for it.

Trump 2024

He's really "learned" since 2020.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (iHBZj)

315 But now Trump might be working for the libs, right.
Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (Zzbjj)
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Actually, my other suspicion about Trump is that he doesn't really want to run, so he's trying to tank his run.

"I can't vote for Trump. Look at all the mud he has yet to scrape off! He's a disgrace!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (krQz2)

316 =========

Great!

Now we can turn this Trump/DeSantis thread to the topic in the content!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)



We all have our cross to bear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (7Q7Ca)

317 Yeah, I think this is a must-win game.

The team with the most points at the end of the game is going to win.

Posted by: Phil Simms at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (ppBhU)

318 The anger and despair is palpable today.

If all is lost, what then is to be done?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (i5lJm)

319 Once this group locks onto a new hero, all dissenters get shouted down and mocked. It happened with W, it happened with DJT. You Tucker lovers may have seen that interview where he admitted he regrets all the smashmouth he's engaged in.

Don't idolize politicians. I remember sitting here watching the 2020 RNC convention/panderfest with you guys. There was so much Ooohhh Ahhhhh Splendid and just downright worshipping the stages full of lying pricks.

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (MvF+J)

320 317 Yeah, I think this is a must-win game.

The team with the most points at the end of the game is going to win.

Posted by: Phil Simms at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (ppBhU)

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"Don't listen to that guy."
-Golf coach

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

321
Yes please. A diaspora of alphabet people to the windy city where they can be enriched by the local diversity.
Posted by: OneEyedJack


Dare we think -- MAYOR JUICY SMOLLET?

Dare! Dare!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (wtDEF)

322 The team with the most points at the end of the game is going to win.

Posted by: Phil Simms at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (ppBhU)



Discount John Madden.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (i5lJm)

323
Are all of his victories secret?

Victoria's Secret?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (63Dwl)

324 The Chicago Tribune has a chirpy article up explaining that hordes of LGBTQ people are about to flood into Chicago, fleeing those mouth-breathing red states.

Please do.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)
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I doubt it, but there are worse outcomes. This country is possibly self-sorting right now. That's a good thing, given that I strongly suspect that we're working toward a breakup, a civil war, or both.

This migration that started in 2020 is *huge.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

325 Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:46 PM (iHBZj)

Other than taunting, and citing cultural BS that ends up animating the left's base, you want to make a case that DeSantis is not establishment? Go ahead. I have yet to see it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (7R+co)

326 But he sure TALKED a good game, huh?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (iHBZj)

Mitch said he'd block his appointments, Ryan said he'd refuse to work with him, and the Senate never went out of session. So no recess appointments.
Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (Zzbjj)

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It's because Trump said pussy.
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In all seriousness, I don't think that is Ace. I think someone got ahold of the blog keys and is socking him while he's putting up shelves.

Posted by: Mr. Caps Lock at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (sh1GZ)

327 Have I mentioned lately that Butterfingers are delicious? Because they are.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)


Oof, disagree. Plus, they get stuck in your teeth.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (DRSnL)

328 FJB and his "81 millions votes counted".

Posted by: democrats, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (0q+t6)

329 It's because Trump said pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
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And you know how much they hated Richard Prior!

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (krQz2)

330 To follow up on my previous remark, Trump is going to have an issue in the primaries with voters like Ace (representing a sizeable faction of primary voting Republicans I think).

The problem is, if we are evaluating who can bring the most pain to our enemies, Trump now has a record to be held to. Sure he can talk about who betrayed him, how deep the swamp is, etc., but it's all an admission of ignorance, at best.

DeSantis, of course, also has a record, but not a federal one. It's a big difference. He can more easily make Trumpian promises about reforming Washington. Doesn't mean it will happen of course, just that these promises will sell more easily - "the other guy couldn't get it done for whatever reason, let me take a shot at it" is actually a pretty good primary platform.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (5C4od)

331 324 This migration that started in 2020 is *huge.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

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The state you live in is probably going to be more important to your day to day life in 20 years than the overall nation.

Hell, it's much more important today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

332 The IRS doesn't play.

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Yes; I am certain the regime skullbreakers the Party just promised to give a gigantic budget increase are the only US government agency in my lifetime who will demonstrate a commitment to the rule of law by breaking the skull of a Party man in good standing.

If the IRS comes for Brandon it will only be because the Democrat Party ordered them to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (oINRc)

333 Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:53

Nobody else would have even tried.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (rRjGT)

334
It's nothing but bukakke theater, as our late lamented Empress would say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I came to this conclusion a couple years ago. I did vote for Boebert last local election though.

It will probably be the last time I vote.

Posted by: Infidel at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (/0+YE)

335 It's because Trump said pussy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, and maybe they needed a pretend reason to not do all the things they promised, that we believed they'd do if only they had the presidency. Yep dreams would come true, but they investigated Trump instead. And now the Ryans, the Bushes, the Foxies want DeSantis. Well the country isn't Florida, or Arkansas, and they'll play hardball. The GOPe know this.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (Zzbjj)

336
One of the first people Trump fired was Steve Bannon.
Gorka was another dumb firing.

Trump was TOLD by "general" cocksucker Kelly to fire these people.

Trump listened to the "experts" and "elites" because he trusts them, then turns around and blows smoke up our asses about the "elites" being shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (fyOvJ)

337 Trump, all mouth and no trousers.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (HmA4g)

338 The state you live in is probably going to be more important to your day to day life in 20 years than the overall nation.

Hell, it's much more important today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup, I agree.

That's one of the reasons I left CO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

339 Same would have happened with Epps after he offed the judge after a pardon.

Again: It was all an op.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 01:25 PM (7siNA)

Of course. There's a level of deceit involved here, possibly because the people urging Trump to give amnesty to people like Ray Epps also couldn't see any possible way Disney could effortlessly evade a poorly developed law.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (DTm0P)

340 Sometimes wonder if Ace is bored or high and decides to pick fights with his readers? I do not understand it. I do not expect blog owners to particularly agree with my take on things and reading opposite opinions is part of becoming educated but this stupid out of nowhere baiting commenters by the host is as productive to the blog as ABs marketing decisions to their flagship beer brand.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 25, 2023 01:40 PM (4xsq/)

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Ace is in love with DeSantis and nothing will shake his ardour. Let's just remember his last infatuation with Marco Rubio. It didn't turn out well. That's why I think DeSantis will end the same way.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (3JfbU)

341
Krazy Kamala will be as fun as Lori Lightfoot was for Chicago, and you won't believe it could get worse until the Maoist who follows her comes to power.

Posted by: Auspex at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (j4U/Z)

342 Nothing happens to them because it would spin off into other people in power and take them down as well. They'll talk about this then brush it aside and hope everyone forgets it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (0hOvj)

343 Have I mentioned lately that Butterfingers are delicious? Because they are.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)


Used to be. Then they changed them a few years ago. Now they are an abominable imitation of their former awesomeness.

Posted by: Doof at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (iY8R7)

344 The anger and despair is palpable today.

If all is lost, what then is to be done?


it's a tough time, we're transitioning from denial to despair I think!

I actually feel very calm. I'm busy trying to keep my job lol. there's lots to do and I think that will continue.

I used to talk about FedGov having to collapse ages ago and I guess I didn't really think through what that looks like. and how much it will hurt. but I do think we'll make it. focus on your family, friends, community. real things.

that said how about Nate Silver getting the axe! in case you're wondering, media is going a little off the rails. money is very tight. banks are tightening up credit. people are going to be hurting all over, and they will suddenly care about Biden's stealing a little bit more I bet.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (w0NJk)

345 I saw a great t-shirt being worn by somebody at The Nation’s Gun Show last weekend:

“Biden wasn’t elected. He was installed. Like a toilet.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (udHqf)

346 Trump, all sizzle and no steak.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (HmA4g)

347 I'm going to argue anyone running for president, at this stage of our collapse is delusional if they think it will be a fair and honest election. Argue any candidate you want, the winner has already been selected and the charade known as an election will merely take place in order to give a veneer of respectability to the process.

And no matter who the candidate is, if they're not acknowledging this reality, they're in on it.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (2YtOq)

348
Why pick a fight with Carly Fiorina?

She's a cunt, but all he did was make more people hate him.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (fyOvJ)

349 141 120 J6 is a weird thing. I've said before I don't believe it was what we are told. And isn't what we are told it is rn. Idk what it was and is. But, it simply cannot be what either side says it is. No one with knowledge of reality is behaving as if it is what our two options are.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:26 PM (RKrbv)

There are 44,000 hours of footage one side says proves it was an op, while the other says it proves there was an insurrection.

Only one of those sides that has seen the video wants it released.

That's all that needs be said.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

And if we had a real free press this would be screamed from the rooftops until discovered... sort of like a a certain swing state in 2020 where the Governors daughter's boyfriend was blown up, just as investigations looked like they would start... then nothing happened. Be nice if someone looked into that, eh?

Posted by: Inogame at April 25, 2023 01:58 PM (53oGX)

350 No republican president is going to accomplish anything. Who can stand up to the brutality of the left? Who has nothing to lose? Not RDS. He has a young family.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:58 PM (rRjGT)

351 326 In all seriousness, I don't think that is Ace. I think someone got ahold of the blog keys and is socking him while he's putting up shelves.
Posted by: Mr. Caps Lock at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (sh1GZ)

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Nah.

Ace had always been an uncomfortable Trump supporter through his presidency. He put it aside for those four years because he thought Trump was better than McConnell and the Democrats, and there was no where else to go.

Well, now there's a potential other place to go, and Ace is going there. It makes perfect sense. It's 4+ years of buried frustration against Trump coming out. I don't agree, but it's his house and it's been obvious for a while that Ace's relationship with Trump fandom was...not that solid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

352
Lindsey Graham, another vindictive cocksucker, worked against Trump behind the scenes every step of the way. But Trump never saw it, because Trump is stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 01:58 PM (fyOvJ)

353 A great big beautiful wall!

And we will make Mexico pay for it!
The crowd roars!!!!

Posted by: Somebody said something at April 25, 2023 01:58 PM (RilAR)

354 338 Yup, I agree.

That's one of the reasons I left CO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

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Life in a red state is actually kind of sweet, to be honest. Even in 2023.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

355 I am cruising with Christie!

Hustlin' for Hutchison!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM

Ramalamadingdong for Ramasway!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 25, 2023 01:59 PM (GwxCX)

356 Ace is in love with DeSantis and nothing will shake his ardour.

I think it's more than this. I think (because I share the thought) that a lot of us are very tired of Trump. On his own. Without reference to competitors.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 01:59 PM (ppBhU)

357 The IRS doesn't play.

-

And the cool part is they're a co-equal branch just like the ATF, EPA, etc.

Remember when Biden signed that bill into law in 2021 requiring taxing any online sales over $600 and the IRS said "No, it's not really a law."

Everything is being run by shallow, selfish men, with the only important question now being "are you on the right team?"

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 01:59 PM (7siNA)

358 Ace is in love with DeSantis and nothing will shake his ardour. Let's just remember his last infatuation with Marco Rubio.

You go through a man's trash one damn time, and people just will not let it go.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 01:59 PM (towrt)

359 Have I mentioned lately that Butterfingers are delicious? Because they are.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)
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I've been allergic to peanuts since I was a kid.

The one thing I regret not eating in all these years is a Butterfinger.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (krQz2)

360 Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 01:57 PM (w0NJk)

Yup, this goose is cooked. No point crying about it. Just laugh when you can.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (oINRc)

361 Now do the rest of them--everyone in Congress, all former presidents, and all former senior leadership, especially current and former department heads associated with intelligence functions.

Posted by: IanDeal at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (W6Hd7)

362 Posted by: Phil Simms at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (ppBhU)


Discount John Madden.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
__________

That's a slur on even a discount John Madden. Simms is almost as bad as the execrable Gary Danielson.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (96fR7)

363 Going through the DOJ’S “list of defendants charged in federal court in the District of Columbia related to crimes committed at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C, on Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2021”, earliest arrest I can see was on January 14, 2021 for several “Deadly or Dangerous Weapons” charges.

Most of even the early arrests seem to have been January 19 or later.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (EXyHK)

364 Oh jeez, Ace is just trying to be honest, and deal with other people as if they were honest too. See how hard it is?

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (MvF+J)

365 J^ is a big mystery. As soon as Tucker looks at the footage... bad things start to happen.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (HmA4g)

366 Don't idolize politicians. I remember sitting here watching the 2020 RNC convention/panderfest with you guys. There was so much Ooohhh Ahhhhh Splendid and just downright worshipping the stages full of lying pricks.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (MvF+J)

^^I think that tendency has finally been completely beaten out of me. I love Trump and I miss the rallies that he had during his Presidency that filled me with hope but I am highly aware that he is not perfect and he's definately in "about to lose my vote" territory with me for his actions. I do look for actions and so far DeSantis has not disappointed. It will be a very sad day for me when he does.

Posted by: Iris at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (NaH5I)

367 Other than taunting, and citing cultural BS that ends up animating the left's base, you want to make a case that DeSantis is not establishment? Go ahead. I have yet to see it.
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I'm not anti desantis even. I don't know if he's got legs or not. I'm curious to see how that goes frankly. I think there are some legit criticism of Trump which I've made myself. There's a lot of lame ass criticisms, which frankly help Trump more than hurt him. He's too old, he's got a high neg based upon four years of utter horseshit all out attacks, and because he's a germophobe he trusted in Fauci and the experts too much and he's going to be wearing the vax. That said, to imply that he's secretly a leftist plant, is teenage emo weird shit. Look at what he's been through. Two impeachments, panty drawer raid an now more criminal stuff. No, they hate his guts and would kill him if they could get away with it. Doesn't mean he'll win. No, they try and kill him if he does. BUt he won't. Nobody the deepstate hates will ever win again.

Posted by: Mr. Caps Lock at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (sh1GZ)

368
When she hears about Bidens being "exposed," this bikini brunette's first reaction is to hurl:

Is she drinking a Bud Light?

Went out to lunch today. Nice deck next to canal. A stack of umbrella's on the decking. Bud Light umbrellas buried on the bottom barely visible. Modela half price on Taco Tuesday, no mention from the waitress, who might just already have been clued in that it's a Tranhueser Busch product.

June 30, 2023 AB second quarter revenue is gonna be lit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (enJYY)

369 >>>Other than taunting, and citing cultural BS that ends up animating the left's base, you want to make a case that DeSantis is not establishment? Go ahead. I have yet to see it.

oh okay, if you're liberal on culture issues and do not want to fight the culture war -- "it just animates the left's base" -- i can see why Trans-positive Trump is your guy.

Is that what's going on here? Trump is "more libertrarain," meaning more liberal, and that's why you support him?

Hey remember when DeSantis opened up Florida and Trump called him on the phone and told him to shut back down?

Boy that Trump really, really meant it when he said "Open the country back up" on Twitter, huh?

Applause lines and bullshit, meanwhile he's calling governors and telling them to stay shut down.

Well at least Trump created that "beautiful vaccine."

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (iHBZj)

370 I am cruising with Christie!

Hustlin' for Hutchison!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 25, 2023 01:49 PM (rRjGT)

Pining for Pence.
Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 01:50 PM (1Yy3c)


Sobbing for Sununu.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (AW0uW)

371 Ace was ready to vote for HRC. He can be swayed.

Posted by: fd at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (iayUP)

372 On the plus side, we lost a Commie today -

Harry Belafonte. Dead at 96. Or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (8c8Y3)

373 How many votes will Biden get vs Ron as versus DJT?
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (RKrbv)

100,000,000. Same as in town.

Posted by: Dominion, a wholly owned subsidiary of Blackrock Inc. at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (MkuC5)

374 If all is lost, what then is to be done?

You have to start sizing up your neighbors. Discreetly. All of them are edible. But only some of them are going to be delicious.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (ppBhU)

375 > Have I mentioned lately that Butterfingers are delicious? Because they are.

Butterfinger candy bars are strange in that they can be well within their sell by date and taste very stale. Though I do agree a non-stale tasting Butterfinger candy bar is pretty great.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (R38qh)

376 I will vote for Desantis same as I'll vote for Trump. Like I said, a miracle is the only thing that saves us now that the five cites/states have made sure they're the Electoral College. And that's before even accounting for places like NC if they're needed.

What will be interesting is to see if the same people who blocked Trump at every turn will embrace and work with Desantis, and if that is good or bad.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (7siNA)

377 Ace is in love with DeSantis and nothing will shake his ardour. Let's just remember his last infatuation with Marco Rubio. It didn't turn out well. That's why I think DeSantis will end the same way.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (3JfbU)

It was Cruz after Rubio, you know, the guy who threw people's first amendment right of free association under the bus for a few political brownie points, sounds A LOT like Rob Destablishment.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (7R+co)

378 I accept and agree with almost all of the criticisms of Trump.

And yet, he's still the only possible presidential candidate.

Because he will bring destruction of DC. There will be so much chaos, fighting--words and actual-- and so much confusion, the states will have to break free from DC. Because they hate Trump so very very much they will fight everything he does--even the leftist bullshit he's dabbling with now.

All other candidates put us back in the matrix. Especially Ron as it appears he's gunning for "Trump without the drama and gets stuff done."

F that. I do not want ANYTHING done in DC, no fixes, no changes, no new laws, no "better" cabinet appointments. I want it burned, salted, burned some more, and tossed in the Atlantic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (aqviX)

379 He's really "learned" since 2020.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (iHBZj)

All he had to do was send a busload to Martha's Vineyard and get a few laughs. Well he moved money around the nest he could when Mitch and Paul refused to do what they promised. In reality, they always liked cheap labor, and are flying it in and firing more Americans.

But yeah, I wish he'd just quit for his own wellbeing. We are not worth the energy.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (Zzbjj)

380 June 30, 2023 AB second quarter revenue is gonna be lit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (enJYY)
++++
Here's to hoping!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)

381 Ace is in love with DeSantis and nothing will shake his ardour. Let's just remember his last infatuation with Marco Rubio. It didn't turn out well. That's why I think DeSantis will end the same way.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 01:56 PM (3JfbU)


Say what you want about Little Marco, he didn't immediately turn "Republicans win Miami-Dade" into a mandate to sign a six-week abortion law. Which I would actually understand RDS doing, except DeSantis signed a 16-week law the year prior.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (DTm0P)

382 Have I mentioned lately that Butterfingers are delicious? Because they are.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)
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I've been allergic to peanuts since I was a kid.

The one thing I regret not eating in all these years is a Butterfinger.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:00 PM (krQz2)

When you know your time is near and you're in bed surrounded by family try to remember to ask for one. Not like it could hurt at that point.

Posted by: Robert at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (1Yy3c)

383 Fetal stem cells are a hellavu drug. Can't believe the old bird is still going.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (Hucnr)

384 >>>Lindsey Graham, another vindictive cocksucker, worked against Trump behind the scenes every step of the way. But Trump never saw it, because Trump is stupid.

He always fails his saving throws against flattery. He's a narcissist. My fear was always that the left could put Trump in their pocket if they just gave him the applause and "respect' he craves so much. Thankfully, they hated him too much to do that.

But they might realize that in 2024.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (iHBZj)

385 314 The Swamp is undrained, the Wall is unbuilt, and Mexico did not pay for it.

Trump 2024

He's really "learned" since 2020.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (iHBZj)

To be fair, look what it took to stop him. He genuinely shook the foundations of the Stepford State class of neo Aristocrats who rule over us.

Maybe things simply settle back down to the old and comfortable, rigged and corrupt but gentile status quo ante.

Maybe not.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (cupoy)

386
Trump couldn't even keep his mouth shut about the NFL kneeling bullshit. Let OTHER people deal with that nonsense. Delegate, you shithead!

And, yes, all his "mean tweets" did hurt him. Each stupid, unproductive tweet was one more "paper cut" in the thousand cuts of death of his presidency.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 02:03 PM (fyOvJ)

387 I mean let's not totally revise history eh?

"Trump was just a talker who got nothing done" is pretty stunning honestly. And violently untrue. But whatever I await your disappointment in the next Great True Con Hope with fevered anticipation.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2023 02:03 PM (odD8D)

388 The state you live in is probably going to be more important to your day to day life in 20 years than the overall nation.

Hell, it's much more important today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

DC is irreparably broken. I'm hoping and willing to do my part in convincing governors of the individual states that they and their legislatures are the ones that have the power of the Constitution behind them (they always have had that power).

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 02:03 PM (BdMk6)

389 To which I say: Say if he's playing this 17-dimensional chess at such an extraodinary level, how come he keeps losing elections? Is this all Part of the Plan, too?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:28 PM (iHBZj)

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You're new to this, aren't you? Find someone who worked for him that hadn't been threatened.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 02:03 PM (3JfbU)

390 Daylight come and I wanna go...

Wait. I don't want shit because I'm a dead Communist in Hell.

Posted by: Harry Belafonte at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (oINRc)

391 Have I mentioned lately that Butterfingers are delicious? Because they are.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)
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They are, but they still have a pretty serious problem. You see, the Butterfinger stands in a shadow - a shadow cast by a similar candy. That similar candy is the 5th Avenue bar.

The 5th Avenue is everything the Butterfinger tried to be, but ultimately failed to achieve.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (t0OGg)

392 374 If all is lost, what then is to be done?

You have to start sizing up your neighbors. Discreetly. All of them are edible. But only some of them are going to be delicious.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (ppBhU)

Was on the fence about Trump / Desantis before I read this. Now I'm firmly team bear with asymmetrical balls.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (KbCG3)

393 336 I mean look, the convention was a total repudiation of DJT 2016 platform. I called the convention Flags Of Many Lands, because it was a ceaseless slobberfest celebration of f'n immigration! Opposite of 2016.

"Ooooh look how elegant Melania looks in that $200K outfit!"

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (MvF+J)

394 You have to start sizing up your neighbors. Discreetly. All of them are edible. But only some of them are going to be delicious.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (ppBhU)

The ideal neighbor at this point is the zealous prepper who is anti-gun.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (qRdsE)

395 "In case you missed it, which I'm sure you didn't, the decrepit, Basement-Hiding, galloping-dementia-suffering credibly accused r@pist Joe Biden announced he's running for reelection."

It appears that Corrupt Joe will not completely hide in his many basements this time. Instead, he will do many brief campaign speeches at a union shop, or a union conference, with an audience of hand-picked union applauders and whoop!-ers. There will be no MAGA hecklers for Joe at these brief events, mostly in or close to DC. A perfect video event for use by the Lapdog Media.

For example, here is the Official White House description of Joe's campaign expedition this morning:

12:30 PM
Official Schedule

The President discusses how his investing in America agenda is bringing manufacturing back, rebuilding the middle class, and creating good-paying union jobs.
Washington Hilton

Joe will also prioritize campaigning over his so-called governing. Note the scheduled time for Corrupt Joe to get today's Daily Presidential Briefing:

3:15 PM
Official Schedule

The President receives the Presidential Daily Briefing.
Oval Office

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (AMIL/)

396 Don't idolize politicians. I remember sitting here watching the 2020 RNC convention/panderfest with you guys. There was so much Ooohhh Ahhhhh Splendid and just downright worshipping the stages full of lying pricks.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 01:54 PM (MvF+J)

That's good advice, generally. It's not a convincing argument that the other side of the primary election stage is the only one doing it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (7R+co)

397 But they might realize that in 2024.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (iHBZj)

Nah, if they did, they would have. But you go with Murdoch's Bookdeal baby.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (Zzbjj)

398 According to a memo from the NYC government, they are looking at banning tobacco. Meanwhile, they are looking at legalizing marijuana. Because this makes sense to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (0hOvj)

399 >>>To be fair, look what it took to stop him. He genuinely shook the foundations of the Stepford State class of neo Aristocrats who rule over us.

Look, if a football coach loses a lot and fails to accomplish the goals he sets out for himself, we usually don't excuse his failures by saying, "Look, the other teams really tried to beat him. We can't blame him for that."

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (iHBZj)

400 I think (because I share the thought) that a lot of us are very tired of Trump. On his own. Without reference to competitors.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 01:59 PM (ppBhU)
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And I get Trump fatigue. I totally get it.

But you can take it to the point of blaming a guy for not being able to single-handedly conquer DC.

Yes, he was the President. And the President is an office that has all executive power vested in it. But I bet you you'd lose a whole lot of voters who would never be told that yes, the President can do this if he acted to the extent of that Power.

I think one of the things that crippled Trump was trying not to give the press any ground to say that he was the dictator they told everybody he was dying to be.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2)

401 391 They are, but they still have a pretty serious problem. You see, the Butterfinger stands in a shadow - a shadow cast by a similar candy. That similar candy is the 5th Avenue bar.

The 5th Avenue is everything the Butterfinger tried to be, but ultimately failed to achieve.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (t0OGg)

=========

I only ever associate Butterfingers with a Simpsons episode where the town burned them and Chief Wiggum said, "Not even the fire will take them."

This was after the Simpsons had their endorsement deal with the candy, which I always found funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

402
All the insults caught up with Trump.

All the Republican Shits turned their back on Trump when he needed them.

WE PAID for that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (fyOvJ)

403 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups kick Butterfinger's ass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (DRSnL)

404
I don't agree, but it's his house and it's been obvious for a while that Ace's relationship with Trump fandom was...not that solid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch


I think the summit of Ace's Trump love was when Trump said to 'Don't give him his coat!' when some anti-Trump loon was being escorted from the building. The cruel Ace and the cruel Trump had that one shining moment as one. Almost a Vulcan mind meld.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

405 Every time a Commie dies, an Angel gets an erection.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (8c8Y3)

406 You have to start sizing up your neighbors. Discreetly. All of them are edible. But only some of them are going to be delicious.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (ppBhU)


The fat liberal California woman that was going to be the first into the smokehouse has died and was shipped back to her native hellhole to be interred.

A waste of good ham that was.

The rest of the Hate-has-no-home-here imports here look stringy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (i5lJm)

407 I've said it before, but Trump's problem was that his ego made him naive. In business the boss says jump, the workers say "how high" because it's in their interest to do so. Trump went to DC thinking bureaucrats would do the same . Even the best would do , studies, focus groups and the shelve the order. The craven, venal power hungry bureaucrats and politicians would fight any change because it threatened their graft and corruption. Trump should have walked in saying you're fired to every nob city servant, but his ego said I can do it easy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (1Ohlm)

408 #twoweeks

greater likelihood one of may cats gets indicted

Posted by: Big Star at April 25, 2023 02:05 PM (Modkf)

409 You have to start sizing up your neighbors. Discreetly. All of them are edible. But only some of them are going to be delicious.

Buy a smoker. Most people are fat now - but that'll work out great for a twelve hour cook.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (towrt)

410 396 Gullibly falling for lies is NEVER a good choice.

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (MvF+J)

411 374 If all is lost, what then is to be done?

lol honestly I have become friendly with a near neighbor who has a sheep farm for "production" (not solely wool). she's got a lot of little sheep! good friend to have

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (w0NJk)

412 That's a slur on even a discount John Madden. Simms is almost as bad as the execrable Gary Danielson.

Simms is the dumbest sonofabitch to occupy a broadcast booth in my adult lifetime. There's going to be a lot of banal filler in sports broadcasting. But Simms is likely retarded. Everything he says is dumb, and we are dumber for hearing it. I assume he wears a helmet right up until the green light comes on, as a matter of personal safety and to keep him from biting the sound men.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (ppBhU)

413 Every time a Commie dies, an Angel gets an erection.
Posted by: garrett

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This isn't true. Angels don't have those parts.

You're promoting erection fraud.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (7siNA)

414 >>>'ve said it before, but Trump's problem was that his ego made him naive. In business the boss says jump, the workers say "how high" because it's in their interest to do so. Trump went to DC thinking bureaucrats would do the same . Even the best would do , studies, focus groups and the shelve the order. The craven, venal power hungry bureaucrats and politicians would fight any change because it threatened their graft and corruption. Trump should have walked in saying you're fired to every nob city servant, but his ego said I can do it easy

yup. He was also still trying to gain the respect of the leftwing class, especially celebrities, which is what he really craves.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (iHBZj)

415 You're new to this, aren't you? Find someone who worked for him that hadn't been threatened.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 25, 2023 02:03 PM (3JfbU)

And after the election, they had a hard time finding any job, until Biden's people became so very malignant that they couldn't pretend any longer that Biden was okay and harmless, and more moderate than Obama.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 02:07 PM (Zzbjj)

416 Thankfully, they hated him too much to do that.

But they might realize that in 2024.


I think that ship has failed, they made him too angry and annoyed. They had a chance early on but its too late now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 02:07 PM (0hOvj)

417 Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (iHBZj)

I believe the phrase is...

"You're fired."

Or something like that.

Posted by: Dominion, a wholly owned subsidiary of Blackrock Inc. at April 25, 2023 02:07 PM (MkuC5)

418 Yes please. A diaspora of alphabet people to the windy city where they can be enriched by the local diversity.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 25, 2023 01:52 PM (FCbAQ)

Going to be funny to read incoming articles about the gentrification in these neighborhoods.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 25, 2023 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

I know what you're saying, but this is more like what I was saying...

https://tinyurl.com/529p5faf

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 25, 2023 02:07 PM (FCbAQ)

419 dealbreaker for me: Claiming *on Twitter* that he wants to open the country up while yelling at governors behind the scenes to keep it shut down.

It's not just that he was pro-shutdown. It's that he was dishonest about it too.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:07 PM (iHBZj)

420 372 On the plus side, we lost a Commie today -

Harry Belafonte. Dead at 96. Or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (8c8Y3)

Day ooooo

Posted by: 7man at April 25, 2023 02:07 PM (qwO6y)

421 "Oof, disagree. Plus, they get stuck in your teeth."

Happily, if you also have a hot drink while you are eating said Butterfinger it will melt the candy bar off your teeth fairly quickly.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2023 02:07 PM (ou9hh)

422 Look, if a football coach loses a lot and fails to accomplish the goals he sets out for himself, we usually don't excuse his failures by saying, "Look, the other teams really tried to beat him. We can't blame him for that."

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (iHBZj)
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So, you would characterize "the other team" (who wore his uniform part time) as like a game where people played by rules?!

That's lib-level bad-analogizing there, Ace. And I'm saying that a friend.

They broke every rule they could and created new ones like "Totally Independent Police StateDOJ!" They laid every law flat to get at the Devil.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (krQz2)

423 Ace, do you have negative info about DJT that is not publicly available?

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (RKrbv)

424 176 I'm baffled as to the freedoms Biden is babbling about.
Under his administration freedom of speech is under attack, freedom kf religion is under attack, the second amendment is under attack, parental rights are under attack, the second amendment is under attack and properly rights are under attack.
What is that corrupt liar talking about?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (eGTCV)

++++

The only sure-fire freedom I am aware of is the freedom for boys, or men, to be able to stroll into a girl's locker room any time they feel like it.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (jWvBS)

425 Well at least Trump created that "beautiful vaccine."
==
It learns. It isn't a chatbot. Its not the real Ace but it isn't an AI.

Posted by: Mr. Caps Lock at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (sh1GZ)

426 Gullibly falling for lies is NEVER a good choice.

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (MvF+J)

Agreed. That's why I am thankful that GOPe repealed obamacare after we gave them Congress and a POTUS willing to do so.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (7R+co)

427 423 Ace, do you have negative info about DJT that is not publicly available?
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (RKrbv)

========

Wait...

Is Trump's secret playlist full of Nickelback?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

428 Look, if a football coach loses a lot and fails to accomplish the goals he sets out for himself, we usually don't excuse his failures by saying, "Look, the other teams really tried to beat him. We can't blame him for that."

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: ace

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You didn't watch Cincinnati last season, eh?

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 02:08 PM (7siNA)

429 yup. He was also still trying to gain the respect of the leftwing class, especially celebrities, which is what he really craves.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (iHBZj)

Yep, he loves him some DeNiro, Springsteen, and Streisand...oops, no that's Christie. He didn't care what the celebs said.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (Zzbjj)

430 "I have become friendly with a near neighbor who has a sheep farm for "production" (not solely wool). she's got a lot of little sheep! good friend to have"

Nobody's friendship will survive the first month of SHTF.

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (MvF+J)

431
Trump's inauguration.
This idiot decided to make a big deal about the crowd size.

Prince Reebus and that kellyanne nitwit walked into a buzzsaw because of Trump's ego.

Meanwhile, the "russian hoax" is winding up, but Trump is arguing about his crowd size.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (fyOvJ)

432 424 176 I'm baffled as to the freedoms Biden is babbling about.
Under his administration freedom of speech is under attack, freedom kf religion is under attack, the second amendment is under attack, parental rights are under attack, the second amendment is under attack and properly rights are under attack.
What is that corrupt liar talking about?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 25, 2023 01:34 PM (eGTCV)
------------------------
His is Dood - Dictator of Our Democracy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (Fbj1q)

433 Addendum: I'm betting you can watch Colorado for the next few years for the same experience, though.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (7siNA)

434 Of the days since Harry Belafonte died, this is Day-0.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (krQz2)

435 Well at least Trump created that "beautiful vaccine."

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:01 PM (iHBZj)

That's A LOT of words that still don't make the case that DeSantis isn't establishment. Try again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (7R+co)

436 419 dealbreaker for me: Claiming *on Twitter* that he wants to open the country up while yelling at governors behind the scenes to keep it shut down.

It's not just that he was pro-shutdown. It's that he was dishonest about it too.


yep ace that got me too

and at the time I was really upset with him - he even CAME TO PA and just was like, shrugging his shoulders, oh too bad your governor is so tyrannical! tough for you guys! best of luck!

FORTUNATELY we had the ability to pass a state constitutional amendment that was the ONLY REASON wolf had to eventually let us have freedom at all

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 02:10 PM (w0NJk)

437 nood

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:10 PM (MvF+J)

438 434 Of the days since Harry Belafonte died, this is Day-0.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (krQz2)

=========

And just yesterday Susan Rice announced her departure from the Biden administration.

Coincidence?

I think not!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

439 Off voting machine sock.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 25, 2023 02:10 PM (MkuC5)

440 Everything he says is dumb, and we are dumber for hearing it.
==
Well, TBF, you're still watching NFL football, so they are targeting their audience.

Posted by: Shrugs and walks off at April 25, 2023 02:10 PM (sh1GZ)

441 I look forward to Andy McCarthy telling us which Straight Shooting DOJ official should be prosecuting this case.

Posted by: Eric at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (a2F+C)

442 Heh. Nate Silver fired from FiveThirtyEight

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (0hOvj)

443 yup. He was also still trying to gain the respect of the leftwing class, especially celebrities, which is what he really craves.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:06 PM (iHBZj)

Check your time/ date settings: your talking points are from 2016.

What's interesting is that Trump, in ending Roe vs Wade, merely put the issue back to the states. Some to permit abortion, other not. And yet we're supposed to believe that the same New York interests frothing at the mouth over Roe are bankrolling RDS to the tune of half a billion.

Sure. We'll buy that. We even watch Hannity!

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (DTm0P)

444 Life in a red state is actually kind of sweet, to be honest. Even in 2023.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

Exhibit A: Recent events in Tennessee and Montana. Things are sweet enough there and other Red states so the Left wants to destroy them.

Elect very tough local leaders in the statehouse and legislature. D.C. is a lost cause and is going tits up soon enough as it is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (KSNKu)

445 Trump's inauguration.
This idiot decided to make a big deal about the crowd size.

Prince Reebus and that kellyanne nitwit walked into a buzzsaw because of Trump's ego.

Meanwhile, the "russian hoax" is winding up, but Trump is arguing about his crowd size.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (fyOvJ)
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You're drinking Dem koolaid and don't even know it.

Spicer said the "audience" and by that, he meant as well the International TV audience.

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (krQz2)

446 All caps?

Ace is transitioning to Sith Lord!!!

NTTIAWWT

Posted by: Just Lily at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (LFTs3)

447 Trump threw his weigh behind Ronna McDaniel . Wanna know why? Because she is allowing the RNC to pay his legal bills. That we lost Senate, and barely held the house, that she is ibviously incompetent is not that important.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (HmA4g)

448 Nobody's friendship will survive the first month of SHTF.

Heh. My crystal ball isn't any better than anyone else's - but I'll tell you what I'm betting on. About one month of SHTF is all its going to take. Because most people are that helpless and that weak.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (towrt)

449
And why do You People think the American People want to go through the constant "Trump Trump Trump" bullshit in every facet of life, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (fyOvJ)

450 Nood. Biden 'Campaign.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

451 Nobody's friendship will survive the first month of SHTF.
Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (MvF+J)

It'll be bad when the groceries are gone.
It'll be hell when the booze and smokes are gone.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 25, 2023 02:12 PM (FCbAQ)

452 "About one month of SHTF is all its going to take. Because most people are that helpless and that weak."

I'll be dead.

Posted by: gp's Internalized Human Suffering at April 25, 2023 02:12 PM (MvF+J)

453
Right. Spicer. The other incompetent.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 25, 2023 02:12 PM (fyOvJ)

454 Spicer said the "audience" and by that, he meant as well the International TV audience.

And online.

There are good things to ding Trump on without using the Bulwark's crib sheet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2023 02:12 PM (0hOvj)

455 Look, if a football coach loses a lot and fails to accomplish the goals he sets out for himself, we usually don't excuse his failures by saying, "Look, the other teams really tried to beat him. We can't blame him for that."

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (iHBZj)

Football coaches don't lose by ballot harvesting and other chicanery, legal and illegal.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 25, 2023 02:12 PM (mR6Gs)

456 Forget about all these Trump questions. Just remember, he made you laugh - all the fucking time. I want to enjoy life. I want to laugh. I want to get laid now and again. Joe Biden is the epitome of a limb dick with nothing to say and absolutely barren of a sense of humor. Lets get the big things right first. The rest will fall into place once we do.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 25, 2023 02:12 PM (Fbj1q)

457 And why do You People think the American People want to go through the constant "Trump Trump Trump" bullshit in every facet of life, again?

--

Jobs and stock market and manufacturing and world peace, but I'm probably forgetting something else.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at April 25, 2023 02:12 PM (7siNA)

458 Nood campaign manager

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 25, 2023 02:13 PM (ou9hh)

459 yep ace that got me too

and at the time I was really upset with him - he even CAME TO PA and just was like, shrugging his shoulders, oh too bad your governor is so tyrannical! tough for you guys! best of luck!

FORTUNATELY we had the ability to pass a state constitutional amendment that was the ONLY REASON wolf had to eventually let us have freedom at all

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 25, 2023 02:10 PM (w0NJk)

Funny thing about this whole disagreement is that anti-Trump people assume that pro-Trump people think he is infallible. That is hardly the case in my experience. But the anti-Trump people can't seem to give that one up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 02:13 PM (7R+co)

460 That's A LOT of words that still don't make the case that DeSantis isn't establishment. Try again.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (7R+co)

That big beautiful bookdeal says he is. Then the benefactor fires Tucker. Right.

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 02:13 PM (Zzbjj)

461 I am too tired if this Trump clown show. He is incapable of making good decisions. He goes on a whim and feeeeling. He got corrupted by events of 2020 and is not a candidate for 2024.

Posted by: runner at April 25, 2023 02:14 PM (HmA4g)

462 Funny thing about this whole disagreement is that anti-Trump people assume that pro-Trump people think he is infallible. That is hardly the case in my experience. But the anti-Trump people can't seem to give that one up.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 25, 2023 02:13 PM (7R+co

And if you disagreed with him before 2020, you were buried in insults. FTS

Posted by: CN at April 25, 2023 02:15 PM (Zzbjj)

463 He always fails his saving throws against flattery. He's a narcissist.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:02 PM (iHBZj)

Ace of Spades: Come for the cruelty, stay for the DnD references.

Posted by: pookysgirl spent Sunday arguing with Pookette about her Wisdom score at April 25, 2023 02:15 PM (dtlDP)

464 Look, if a football coach loses a lot and fails to accomplish the goals he sets out for himself, we usually don't excuse his failures by saying, "Look, the other teams really tried to beat him. We can't blame him for that."

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (iHBZj)

Football coaches don't lose by ballot harvesting and other chicanery, legal and illegal.
=
You can't reason a man out of a position he isn't in by reason to begin with . There's something else going on here. Desantis hasn't even declared, let alone made a good showing in the first primary state. Why make a decision this early. Especially after the Rubio fiasco. Some else going on here.

Posted by: Hello is it me your looking for? at April 25, 2023 02:16 PM (sh1GZ)

465 399 >>>To be fair, look what it took to stop him. He genuinely shook the foundations of the Stepford State class of neo Aristocrats who rule over us.

Look, if a football coach loses a lot and fails to accomplish the goals he sets out for himself, we usually don't excuse his failures by saying, "Look, the other teams really tried to beat him. We can't blame him for that."

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 02:04 PM (iHBZj)

Football coaches usually get a shot with 2 QBs before the axe falls. I don't know if Trump would be effective at moving the ball forward, to beat the sports metaphor into a dead horse, but I have yet to be convinced anyone else is even going to try.

It's 2023, this is all battlefield prep, the real action is months away. As far as I'm concerned, Trump is in the final heat, but let him run against the competition and see where things fall.

In the mean time, I eat the popcorn and enjoy the weapons grade wit and criticism I find on the internet and enjoy the cartoons. I don't think the coyote has a shot to catch the road runner, but I'll watch him try.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 25, 2023 02:16 PM (cupoy)

466 "That’s why I’m running for reelection as President of the United States. Join us. Let’s finish the country."

Fixed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2023 02:17 PM (p+1gI)

467 Of the days since Harry Belafonte died, this is Day-0.
Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:09 PM (krQz2)

=========

And just yesterday Susan Rice announced her departure from the Biden administration.

Coincidence?

I think not!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
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Are you saying she wan' go home?

Posted by: Axeman at April 25, 2023 02:17 PM (krQz2)

468 I read Ace. But I don't salivate in approval on his every opinion. Trump is one of those opinions that I disagree with Ace.

I will gladly vote for Trump or DeSantis (if he runs). But I truly believe that the CCP and the deep state will NOT allow either to win.

The deep state already knows who the next prez will be.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 25, 2023 02:22 PM (BdMk6)

469 DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT HE JUST SAYS THINGS AT RALLIES TO GET APPLAUSE, AND THEN DOES ALMOST NOTHING TO MAKE THESE THINGS HAPPEN?!!!

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2023 01:48 PM (iHBZj)

That is distinctly the opposite of what he did as president. He, more than any other GOP president wroked to complete his promises to the base.

Posted by: Inogame at April 25, 2023 02:25 PM (53oGX)

470 (facepalm)

Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2023 02:25 PM (IlL6s)

471 Emoluments!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 25, 2023 01:07 PM


It rubs the emoluments on its campaign or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 25, 2023 02:27 PM (Wnv9h)

472 Just when you thought the left the left couldn't be anymore deranged and obsessed with one person. We've watched Trump begin to roll over and show belly even before he was indicted. Desantis is an unknown commodity as is all flavor of the week conservatives hot out of the gate. Doing a stellar job in Florida. However he is a career politician in the R Party and we've been burned(you've been burned how many times?). I don't know, you don't know if DeSantis is the real deal or not. People need to quit setting themselves up for disappointment projecting their political/policy fantasies onto pols. Trump? He's history. All you're doing is being petty and kicking around a corpse.

Posted by: JROD at April 25, 2023 02:33 PM (IlL6s)

473 Let's finish the job?! That sounds ominous.

Posted by: InZona at April 25, 2023 02:34 PM (a6Pki)

474 ken's failure to provide the requested information has caused Comer to threaten a subpoena.

Oh no, a subpeona? What will we do if he files a subpoena?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEvacFETvM

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 25, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

475 "Finish the job"

How telling.

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at April 25, 2023 03:22 PM (QY+6a)

476 Ace
Biden is not motivated by money or spending money.
He lives in fucking DELAWARE
He never wanted big boats or private jets.
Ohhhh also now that you have joined the Never Trumper' is your feud with Ann Coulter over ?

Posted by: Paul at April 25, 2023 03:33 PM (A6dqh)

477 Trump - owns hotels, and foreign nationals pay fair market rates for rooms in those hotels

the left - IMPEACH HIM FOR VIOLATING THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE

Biden - Pretty much looks like he took millions of dollars of foreign lobbiest money for influence peddling

the left - eh, the laptop was, like, Russian disinformation, man. That money is probably legal or whatever, don't worry about it.

Posted by: Goober at April 25, 2023 04:50 PM (Hgvgt)

478 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 12,000 bucks a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at April 25, 2023 09:34 PM (RbgK5)

479 "RICO'd" - The FBI functions, in its entirety, as the D Party's Gestapo. The DOJ is even more politically partisan.

Who is going to investigate, who is going to prosecute, any Biden - or any prominent D at all?

The FBI opens investigations of D's for the sole purpose of covering up their crimes. They gather all the evidence (like the laptop), put it in evidence lockers and lock the doors. For years. When Congress asks about these "investigations", the reply is that they can't comment on "ongoing investigations".

THE INVESTIGATION IS THE COVER-UP.

Posted by: Arradin at April 25, 2023 11:52 PM (5kvQv)

480 None of this matters. Donkeys can do whatever they want.

Go ahead, Comer, get your Strongly-Worded Letter sent so we can all get ready for Joe's triumphal "re-election" with 90 million ballots.

Posted by: Taylor at April 26, 2023 12:23 AM (4zCYk)

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