Quick Hits

Thank Heavens that John Fettermonster is back in the Senate. What would we do without this Intellect Fortress. (Corrected. I got it wrong, it was Intellect Fortress. It's a mode of psionic defense from 1st Edition D&D.)

Deb Heine has more about that "trans poly lesbian" who threatened to K I L L any women who tried to stop him from using the women's bathroom.

In a "call to arms" posted onto TikTok, a user who goes by the name "Tara" and who identifies as a "poly trans lesbian" threatened Christian conservatives and urged fellow travelers to "arm up" to fight them in a recent rant on the Chinese-owned platform.
"If you back a wild animal into a corner, they will become a dangerous animal," he said. "So if you want to die on that hill of yours of righteousness and moral majority, then you go right ahead."
Tara, who doesn't come close to passing as female, threatened violence against women who object to biological males invading their public restrooms.
"I dare you to try and stop me from going into a women's bathroom," he warned. "It will be the last mistake you ever make."
The transvestite continued: "I dare you to try and stop a transgender woman in my presence from using the bathroom. It will be the last mistake you ever make."
The trans TikToker appears to have Autogynephilia, which is defined as a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought of himself as a female, according to Twitter user Oli London. He also apparently goes by the name "Mylittleputhy18+" on a different forum online. His Twitter account (@tvs_w) is full of obscene, hardcore gay/trans porn.

That tweet contains a series of selfies in which "Tara" uses the infamous Fat Girl Angle to shoot pictures of himself -- from an angle, from above, to hide the double-chin and obscure the body.

He went on to specifically threaten Christians, Evangelicals, and conservatives with murder:

"I do not fear Christians. I do not fear conservatives. I do not fear Evangelicals and I do not fear Republicans. They just talk a big game. That's all they do," he said.
Wagging his finger at the camera, Tara warned ominously, "heaven forbid you do something in my presence. You're going to know what fear actually feels like."

He said that he had "done the right thing" in the past, but now he was going to "war."

I'm done. I am done with this shit. We've done the right thing. We've turned the other cheek. We've shouted at the top of out lungs. We've gone to our state legislatures , we've sent emails, we've signed petitions, we've made phone calls. We've done everything.
This is the war you want, this is the war you're going to get. But I can guarantee you, you're not going to get the outcome you want because there are lots of people like me who aren't afraid to die. I love my girlfriends to death but I would rather die for them to secure their safety, freedom and future than to live and not have anything done. So you go ahead. You 'protect' your kids from me using the bathroom--you've been warned.

Deb Heine has these threatening videos at American Greatness.

You know what's the most disturbing thing about this autogynephiliac's threaten to murder Christians and children just like the Tennessee transgender terrorist did?

That's right: The risk of backlash against the transgender community. That risk I cannot abide!

Breaking news: Bette Midler is mucha unhappy that her BlueCheck(tm) has been removed:
"Elon took my blue check away! I'm unverified! After all these years and thousands of tweets and free content, this worm has the nerve to de-certify me!"
-- bettemidler (@BetteMidler)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2023 01:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Carpe Donktum
@CarpeDonktum
Dear Bette,
I heard the tragic news, and I couldn't stand by and watch you suffer. I have set up a gofundme to raise the $8 for your blue checkmark
Any money raised OVER that amount will go to a charity choosen by @elonmusk
Be the wind beneath her wings
https://gofund.me/1b8051f2
Posted by: Kindltot

Kevin McCarthy has demanded budget cuts -- "sweeping" ones, claims CNN, which views any cut as a "sweeping" cut -- in exchange for a debt ceiling raise, and Biden has vowed he will never, ever stop spending America into a hyperinflation-driven depression.

Some Democrats are getting "squeamish" about the standoff and possibility of a (fake) default.

It should be noted that without a debt ceiling rise, Biden could pay all of our recurring debt interest -- and just make the cuts to other programs on his own, without causing any default.

Meanwhile, Basement Biden refuses to even talk to Kevin McCarthy. Which isn't a negotiating tactic -- Basement Biden's handlers won't let him talk to anyone except the friendliest of interlocutors in a carefully-controlled setting.

The risks and pressures of a coming debt showdown with Republicans are quickly mounting for President Joe Biden, who is expected to announce a reelection bid as soon as next week.
Most attention so far has been on House Speaker Kevin McCarthy's perilous effort to unite his fractious party and preserve his tiny majority. But the White House and top Democrats are insisting that they won't engage with McCarthy's demand for sweeping spending cuts in exchange for the House agreeing to lift the government's borrowing limit to avert a disastrous debt default and a possible financial crisis this summer.
The administration's logic is that if hostage takers get concessions they will just demand more.
But the first signs of skittishness are emerging among some Democrats on Capitol Hill in a worrying sign for the administration ahead of tense weeks that could define Biden's domestic legacy and decide whether McCarthy can keep his slender grip on power.
Several House Democrats on Thursday expressed the hope that the president would negotiate with McCarthy. Their concerns appeared to undermine Biden's position and raised new questions about how long his reluctance to bargain can be sustained.
"I think Joe Biden should be talking to Kevin McCarthy, even if those conversations right now prove nothing productive," Rep. Jared Moskowitz, a freshman Florida Democrat, told CNN's Manu Raju. Michigan Democratic Rep. Debbie Dingell warned: "We have to get this figured out," adding, "The United States cannot default."

Cruel:

The lady used to work for buzzfeed news so I thought I'd see how the competition addressed her concerns https://t.co/6dQCyYd0Sr
— Francis Turner (@di2nu) April 21, 2023

🚨#BREAKING: Massive Explosion as Fuel Tanker Truck Crashes and Ignites on Golden Star Bridge

📌#NewLondon | #Connecticut

Currently multiple emergency crews are on the scene at a significant accident that occurred on the Golden Star Bridge, between New London and Groton,… pic.twitter.com/dW4VVRrV8P
— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) April 21, 2023

Did you see the guy who gave a Dirty Wedding Vow speech to his wife, right in front of their families, including their two kids from before they were married?

It's something.

Pardon me for linking this particular woman, but at least doesn't interrupt the video to add her own stupid commentary like everyone else does.

Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM

Comments

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1 Hey everybody!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2023 06:23 PM (u73oe)

2 r we done wht gainzz ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:23 PM (V13WU)

3 because I wazzz focuzzzing on gainzzzz

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:23 PM (V13WU)

4 Just got home from work.

*Scrolls down main page*

Looks like it was a good day to be busy at work.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2023 06:24 PM (u73oe)

5 Read the content!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2023 06:24 PM (qoGsy)

6 The Trump war is never going to end, is it?

Posted by: huerfano at April 21, 2023 06:24 PM (dTFZY)

7 Gotta be quick around here...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2023 06:25 PM (jTmQV)

8 Quick hits and alec baldwin in the same title....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2023 06:25 PM (ncXxy)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2023 06:25 PM (T4tVD)

10 I guess we should be grateful it's not all gray and justified.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:26 PM (V13WU)

11 Read the content....

Posted by: pkudude99 at April 21, 2023 06:26 PM (QOjsd)

12 heaven forbid you do something in my presence. You're going to know what fear actually feels like."

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Ok, cupcake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2023 06:27 PM (u73oe)

13 Evening.

Just The News: White House says House GOP's anti-green, budget proposal would ‘poison’ kids and ‘melt bones’

https://tinyurl.com/5n8e2uvc

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 06:27 PM (TWLRj)

14 As said on CJN Speaks, if you can just print money out of thin air why tax people?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2023 06:27 PM (xhxe8)

15 Bitching about losing a free check on your account is the twit equivalent of DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Posted by: huerfano at April 21, 2023 06:28 PM (dTFZY)

16 Just because I have OCD....it's the "Gold Star" Bridge, not the "Golden Star" bridge.

We used to drive over that bridge every day to go to the Sub base.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2023 06:28 PM (ncXxy)

17 On that truck crash fire in CT, holy shitballs, as Weasel would say.

Any bubbleheads here? That bridge must be close to Electric Boat and the school, yes?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 06:28 PM (OTzUX)

18 As said on CJN Speaks, if you can just print money out of thin air why tax people?
Posted by: Skip

To punish them?

Just spitballing here Boss.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2023 06:29 PM (qoGsy)

19 As said on CJN Speaks, if you can just print money out of thin air why tax people?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2023 06:27 PM

It's the illusion of playing by the rules.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2023 06:29 PM (ncXxy)

20 I assume "Gold Star" is a reference to the symbol for a fallen family member. Shouldn't let guvamint or many people in CT find out, they might want to change the name to something less icky and insensitive.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 06:30 PM (OTzUX)

21 It must be fun to work at the "Babylon Bee".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2023 06:30 PM (h+fCm)

22 Mylittleputhy18+
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Introduce the asshole to Mike Tyson and watch the fun, like the airplane-seat kicker.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 06:30 PM (Vwz3I)

23 On that truck crash fire in CT, holy shitballs, as Weasel would say.

Any bubbleheads here? That bridge must be close to Electric Boat and the school, yes?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 06:28 PM

Electric Boat is down river a mile or so from the bridge and the Sub Base is a couple of miles up river from the bridge.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 21, 2023 06:30 PM (ncXxy)

24 Alec is stupid. Also stubborn. Stubborn and stupid is a bad combo. Who the hell is going to see his movie now ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:32 PM (V13WU)

25 I got the trans part, but what is a poly lesbian? More than one partner?

Sounds like just some angry mentally I'll man who hates actual women and Christians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2023 06:32 PM (h+fCm)

26 Carpe Donktum. Gotta love'em.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:32 PM (V13WU)

27
It's not just that the Dems do dishonest disinformation, it's that it's so bad that it shows they don't give a shit that everybody including their kool-aid drinkers KNOW that it's adjective assholery and they don't care.

I know. That's a sweeping statement.

Posted by: Auspex at April 21, 2023 06:32 PM (j4U/Z)

28 If your bones could melt then you could escape from any enclosure, like an octopus.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2023 06:33 PM (jTmQV)

29 A friend and I actually had the fun of confronting some idiots (who were directly involved in fiscal and monetary policy making) a few years back with this obvious logical challenge: if deficits, borrowing, "financing" same really aren't important and don't pose huge financial and moral risks, than why have taxes? Why all the discussions of "deficits", at all? Why even bother to try to appear to be trying to coordinate spending and revenues?

As with all of the other idiocies impoverishing, imperiling, and enslaving American society today - nothing but blank looks in return. As with most issues, if presented to most Americans today, you get a reaction similar to the one you'd receive from attempting to explain digital photography to a hamster.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 06:33 PM (OTzUX)

30 Thanks, Mister Scott.

And I thought the Baldwin thing would get a more volcanic reaction here, and elsewhere, than seems to be the case.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 06:35 PM (OTzUX)

31 6 The Trump war is never going to end, is it?
Posted by: huerfano at April 21, 2023 06:24 PM (dTFZY)

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But he's the only man who can save us. In fact, he saved us so good last time that he lost a speculative election, his house was raided, he was arrested and the country spun down the drain faster.

This next time, when he doesn't save us (or "saves" us with lots and lots of conditions attached that amount to "not saving" but don't you dare say that out loud), all the Trump ass kissers will finally shut up and stop voting, and America will get it harder and faster because no one can save us any more.

Posted by: Richard Kiel's Metal Teeth at April 21, 2023 06:35 PM (RG7Wy)

32 You guys, CNN has found a savior!

https://is.gd/QrmuJZ

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2023 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

33 " (Anyone remember what "Tower of Intellect" is from? Hint, it's nerdy.)"

Well there is "Tower of Iron Will" being a D and D psionic defense.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2023 06:37 PM (KAi1n)

34
As with all of the other idiocies impoverishing, imperiling, and enslaving American society today - nothing but blank looks in return.

____________

It's the same as the impulse that too many women have: "But I waaaaaaant it!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2023 06:37 PM (MoZTd)

35 "Dylan Mulva" Ha! Catch up on sidebar.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:37 PM (MvF+J)

36 NY Post: Porn ‘completely ruined’ lives of young men experiencing erectile disfunction

https://tinyurl.com/4su3r9fz

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 06:38 PM (TWLRj)

37 Biden-Baldwin Bar Chart. That's the biggest laff I ever got out of a Babylon Bee!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:39 PM (MvF+J)

38 Mashable: LGBTQ centers leave Twitter following removal of hateful conduct protections

https://tinyurl.com/2tt8p7ru

How awful.

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 06:39 PM (TWLRj)

39 And checking out my authentic, 1st edition DM's Guide, there's also an "intellectual fortress" defense. So maybe a mash-up?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2023 06:40 PM (KAi1n)

40 "President Joe Biden to sign executive order to make 'environmental justice' the mission of federal agencies."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 06:40 PM (Vwz3I)

41 BBC: Cocaine-smuggling submarine reveals Europe's drug crisis

https://tinyurl.com/mr3yumch

Cool little sub.

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 06:41 PM (TWLRj)

42 Mashable: LGBTQ centers leave Twitter following removal of hateful conduct protections

https://tinyurl.com/2tt8p7ru

That's too bad.

Anyway. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2023 06:42 PM (qoGsy)

43 Now playing, Bang Bang, Bowie

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 21, 2023 06:42 PM (Z1ugm)

44 In a "call to arms" posted onto TikTok, a user who goes by the name "Tara" and who identifies as a "poly trans lesbian" threatened Christian conservatives and urged fellow travelers to "arm up" to fight them in a recent rant on the Chinese-owned platform.
"If you back a wild animal into a corner, they will become a dangerous animal," he said. "So if you want to die on that hill of yours of righteousness and moral majority, then you go right ahead."

Sugartits, when I back a wild animal into a corner, I shoot it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2023 06:42 PM (SbJgO)

45 "Thank Heavens that John Fettermonster is back in the Senate."

The funniest thing in that video is the actual name of the committee he's chairing. It's somewhere between Orwell and Swift. Not gonna transcribe it again, but if there was ever a good name for a do-nothing grifting bureaucratic scam committee, that's it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:42 PM (MvF+J)

46
BBC: Cocaine-smuggling submarine reveals Europe's drug crisis

"Vasily, one snort."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2023 06:42 PM (MoZTd)

47
Posted by: Richard Kiel's Metal Teeth

Eegah!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2023 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

48 Environmental justice is whatever they say it is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2023 06:43 PM (CZBWZ)

49 zerohedge @zerohedge · 6h
Chile Stuns Markets And EV Makers By Nationalizing Lithium Industry Overnight

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 06:43 PM (Vwz3I)

50 The Star: Isaac Newton's eerie 1704 doomsday prophecy has people terrified of imminent apocalypse

https://tinyurl.com/59jy2dwu

I mean if Isaac Newton says we're boned...

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 06:43 PM (TWLRj)

51 I promise you morons are going to love this! One minute:
https://tinyurl.com/bddunkh6

Is that Texas Talk? I adore Texas Talk. West Texas especially.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:44 PM (MvF+J)

52 And I thought the Baldwin thing would get a more volcanic reaction here, and elsewhere, than seems to be the case.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Look, just because he pointed a loaded gun at someone, pulled the trigger, and, shot and killed her, that doesn't mean he should be charged with Negligent Homicide. That just isn't the sort of thing that a responsible prosecutor does.

Posted by: James Comey at April 21, 2023 06:44 PM (m0EjK)

53 Why doesn't Joe just sign an executive order to fix the debt ceiling?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2023 06:44 PM (63Dwl)

54 "I do not fear conservatives. I do not fear Evangelicals and I do not fear Republicans. They just talk a big game. That's all they do," he said.

Gotta say, my man has a point there.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 21, 2023 06:45 PM (Oka5v)

55 The Star: Isaac Newton's eerie 1704 doomsday prophecy has people terrified of imminent apocalypse

https://tinyurl.com/59jy2dwu

I mean if Isaac Newton says we're boned...
Posted by: Robert

He understood the gravity of the situation.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 21, 2023 06:45 PM (qoGsy)

56 I am convinced they gave Fetterman something to do that does nothing

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2023 06:45 PM (xhxe8)

57 Willowed, so reposting:

I have lost 58 pounds in 7 months using Mounjaro. I know that some people don't agree with these new medications, but I cannot exercise due to Myasthenia and nothing else has worked for me in over 40 years of trying.

I also was diagnosed with Lipedema last Friday. The body fat in people with Lipedema does not respond to conventional diet and exercise. It can only be removed with liposuction performed by a surgeon who specializes in Lymphatic liposuction.

I put up a post on Facebook about all of this (with before and after pictures), if anyone is interested. Don't want to step on Ace's toes by posting it here -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 21, 2023 06:45 PM (SRRAx)

58 I refuse to call anyone with a penis a woman , but the trannies have one thing that does bring them close to womanhood. They are epic f**king drama queens .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2023 06:46 PM (PINQh)

59 zerohedge @zerohedge · 6h
Chile Stuns Markets And EV Makers By Nationalizing Lithium Industry Overnight
Posted by: andycanuck

That'll leave a mark.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2023 06:47 PM (SbJgO)

60 12 heaven forbid you do something in my presence. You're going to know what fear actually feels like."

Ok, cupcake.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2023 06:27 PM (u73oe)

Yup, I'll fear the DOJ backlash... I have not lost my temper in 32 years, but these folks are pushing my limits.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2023 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

61 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 3h
JUST IN - Prosecutors formally drop manslaughter charge against Alec Baldwin, citing new evidence in movie set shooting case. - AP
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I think this means no fig-leaf of "we're not charging him now but we might in the future" that apologists for the D.A. were using.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 06:47 PM (Vwz3I)

62 Willowed, so reposting:

I have lost 58 pounds in 7 months using Mounjaro. I know that some people don't agree with these new medications, but I cannot exercise due to Myasthenia and nothing else has worked for me in over 40 years of trying.

Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2023 06:48 PM (SbJgO)

63 Good evening, horde. Happy Friday!

"Wagging his finger at the camera, Tara warned ominously, "heaven forbid you do something in my presence. You're going to know what fear actually feels like."

Yeah. Not afraid. Bring it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2023 06:48 PM (OX9vb)

64 Vice: Archaeologists Uncover the Ancient Gods of a Lost Civilization in Stunning Find

The Tartessos peoples burned down their own temples and vanished 2,500 years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/2ejrmr8f

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 06:49 PM (TWLRj)

65 "And I thought the Baldwin thing would get a more volcanic reaction here"

We're jaded. Have to increase the dose to get the same high we used to get a year ago. ClownWorld does that to people.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:49 PM (MvF+J)

66 zerohedge @zerohedge · 6h
Chile Stuns Markets And EV Makers By Nationalizing Lithium Industry Overnight
Posted by: andycanuck

But does it include carrots?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 21, 2023 06:50 PM (FVME7)

67 51 I promise you morons are going to love this! One minute:
https://tinyurl.com/bddunkh6

Is that Texas Talk? I adore Texas Talk. West Texas especially.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:44 PM (MvF+J)

Well said...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2023 06:50 PM (oHd/0)

68 zerohedge @zerohedge · 6h
Chile Stuns Markets And EV Makers By Nationalizing Lithium Industry Overnight
Posted by: andycanuck

That'll leave a mark.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2023 06:47 PM (SbJgO)

Didn't they just elect a communist?

Pray for the second coming of Pinochet.

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 06:50 PM (TWLRj)

69 Somehow got from here to a American Greatness article on a Woman sex confused ( maybe who knows) declaring war on Christians, is it a link from this thread?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2023 06:50 PM (xhxe8)

70 The White House spokesidiot is not wrong about a lot of chemicals being able to melt bones, etc. I'm sure there's lots of industrial processes that use, e.g., sulfuric acid, HCl, and on and on. I guess she wants to shut down all industrial processes...sounds about right.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 21, 2023 06:51 PM (XMwZJ)

71 65 "And I thought the Baldwin thing would get a more volcanic reaction here"

We're jaded. Have to increase the dose to get the same high we used to get a year ago. ClownWorld does that to people.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:49 PM (MvF+J)

Some of us predicted he would walk... one way or another.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2023 06:51 PM (oHd/0)

72 Can somebody identify "Tara", determine if she lives in a jurisdiction with a "Re Flag Law", and report him for his own safety? There are parts of the country where he attempt to use women's facilities will be met with gunfire. From the women. Especially after this threat.

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 21, 2023 06:51 PM (i9tuZ)

73 Ace must be angry or having an end of the week blowout. Baldwin, Trump, McCarthy, Biden, buzzfeed, a massive explosion, TikTok weddings, all in one thread! Oh, my!

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 21, 2023 06:52 PM (GshMh)

74 71 Yes you did. I suck at predictions, so naturally I got it wrong.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:52 PM (MvF+J)

75 Huh. Was just looking at high dividend candidates a few days ago and a Chilean mining outfit was one of those examined.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 06:52 PM (gToVg)

76 I refuse to call anyone with a penis a woman , but the trannies have one thing that does bring them close to womanhood. They are epic f**king drama queens .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 21, 2023 06:46 PM (PINQh)

What if it's a hermaphrodite? And it's a really tiny, kind of malformed thing? And she-he also has nice jugs?

Posted by: Robert thinks we need to make clear distinctions at April 21, 2023 06:52 PM (TWLRj)

77 The bride in the wedding vows vid is pretty hot. The scold in clown makeup complaining about it, not so much.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2023 06:53 PM (eAguo)

78 So, are the trannies visible enough yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 21, 2023 06:53 PM (u73oe)

79 Supreme Court to allow mifepristone "the abortion pill" to remain available.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 21, 2023 06:53 PM (GshMh)

80
"President Joe Biden to sign executive order to make 'environmental justice' the mission of federal agencies."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 06:40 PM

That's RFK's thing. Joe must have shit his pants at having some competition. Again. Oh well, Joe can Depends on Dominion to save his ass. Again. At 3 am. When the cartons of unverified, no chain of custody, pre-filled ballots come out from under the tables to be entered.

When Secretaries of State 'certify' what is obvious fraud. America 2.0.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 21, 2023 06:54 PM (enJYY)

81 why have taxes when you can print all the money you need? apparently to control (price) inflation. also to keep the wrong people from becoming too rich.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 21, 2023 06:54 PM (B1FKF)

82 25 I got the trans part, but what is a poly lesbian? More than one partner?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2023 06:32 PM (h+fCm)

Yeah, I wondered that, too. They just keep making stuff up.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 21, 2023 06:54 PM (OX9vb)

83 61 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 3h
JUST IN - Prosecutors formally drop manslaughter charge against Alec Baldwin, citing new evidence in movie set shooting case. - AP
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I think this means no fig-leaf of "we're not charging him now but we might in the future" that apologists for the D.A. were using.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 06:47 PM (Vwz3I)

The 'new' evidence is that the gun had a trigger replaced awhile back, to bring it up to safety standards.

So even though the FBI tested it, and said in its current config, it would not go off without a trigger pull (ie, gun was fixed)... that somehow gets him off.

In other words, they were looking for a reason to pull the charges, once they had made their 'SUPER BRAVE' law enforcing stance of charging him.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2023 06:54 PM (oHd/0)

84 "Is that Texas Talk?"

I've been playing that on loop for an hour. Now I think it's Kansan. It's poetic AF.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

85 57 @Teresa it doesn’t matter what other people think. You did something important for your health in the way that was best for your body. This wasn’t 10 vanity pounds on a starlet. Congratulations!

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2023 06:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 I am *so* worried about not fulfilling *our* obligations to Ukraine I might just drown my sorrows in more tequila.
On second thought I'll drink some tequila in honor of not fulfilling Biden's US dollar give aways to Ukraine failing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2023 06:56 PM (t7I2G)

87 @TheInsiderPaper · 5h
NEW 🚨 Gold verified checkmarks of BBC, CNN and others removed. Now they will have to pay Twitter to get the badges back

[The gold ones are for verified Organizations, contrasted with ones for individuals.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 06:56 PM (Vwz3I)

88 What if it's a hermaphrodite? And it's a really tiny, kind of malformed thing? And she-he also has nice jugs?
Posted by: Robert thinks we need to make clear distinctions at April 21, 2023 06:52 PM (TWLRj)

of which there are like.... 4.. in the entire US. So sure, gotta redefine all normal boundaries for them!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2023 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

89 Wellsville Sun: Farmer: Wind turbine fire in rural Western New York caused contamination to family, livestock, and land

https://tinyurl.com/bddcusv4

Via Instapundit

Posted by: Robert thinks we need to make clear distinctions at April 21, 2023 06:56 PM (TWLRj)

90 81 why have taxes when you can print all the money you need? apparently to control (price) inflation. also to keep the wrong people from becoming too rich.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 21, 2023 06:54 PM (B1FKF)

the purpose of taxes is to impose policy choices on the population that you couldn't get through by open means, and also to punish political enemies. There is no other purpose for them anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2023 06:56 PM (trdmm)

91
What if it's a hermaphrodite? And it's a really tiny, kind of malformed thing? And she-he also has nice jugs?
Posted by: Robert thinks we need to make clear distinctions at April 21, 2023 06:52 PM (TWLRj)

https://tinyurl.com/bddyxdjb

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

92 urwelocme

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

93 A default is the only way to get these people moving toward reality. Get ready to protect the weak and helpless around you and let's get it on with the parasitic class.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2023 06:58 PM (oWBc3)

94 Used to take Golden Star Bridge every day going to Grasso Tech. EB, the USN Sound Lab, the sub base, and the USCG Academy are all in that area.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 21, 2023 06:58 PM (l7Kbv)

95 Ukraine will fail. US dollars or not. 'cuase they alway do.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:58 PM (V13WU)

96 Default on our obligations to Ukraine?
Don't be pissing off the Z-dog.
BTW, I still haven't received my mail order bride.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2023 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

97 It's like dumping money into re-educating the Taliban and making them a western democracy.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:59 PM (V13WU)

98 Meatloaf didn't sing Paradise By the Dashboard Light about a penis. Just sayin.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2023 07:00 PM (oWBc3)

99 Either go curb stomp Moscow and all their little pissant satellites, or shut the fuck up and stay out of it.

Tired of dandyism and graft masquerading as statesmanship.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 21, 2023 07:01 PM (9UlRk)

100 congrats Theresa! you've done great!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2023 07:01 PM (trdmm)

101 https://tinyurl.com/bddyxdjb

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:57 PM (V13WU)

I'd like to know *her* pronouns.

Or...his pronouns.

Cuz knowing would certainly clear up a lot of confusion. :B

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 07:01 PM (TWLRj)

102 18 year old trans make exposes himself to 4 14 year old girls in locker room.

https://tinyurl.com/5awdbnvb

Posted by: Piper at April 21, 2023 07:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

103 97 It's like dumping money into re-educating the Taliban and making them a western democracy.
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 06:59 PM (V13WU)

What's more worrying for moi? They have outlawed Language. Socialized their economy. Put political opponents in Jail. Outlawed some political parties. Shut down tv and radio stations. Destroyed Free Speech.

And we are following the exact same path.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2023 07:02 PM (oHd/0)

104 This Baldwin douchery has me pissed.
He 100% is guilty of Homicide.
In what world is pointing ANY firearm at someone and pulling the trigger okay.
None. What the hell was he doing if it wasn't trying to intimidate his victim? Even with a blank there is still shit coming out of the barrel. Any gunfighter knows that. Which is why when doing shows they shoot to the side even from a distance. A blank round can kill. Could be a rock in the barrel. Could be a stuck slug in the barrel.
Or was it a sick joke? BAM! Haha...

He's guilty as hell of Voluntary Manslaughter.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2023 07:02 PM (r4+3z)

105 The bride in the wedding vows vid is pretty hot. The scold in clown makeup complaining about it, not so much.
Posted by: BurtTC

I assume she's looking for a necrophiliac. Probably soaks in ice water prior to doing the deed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 21, 2023 07:02 PM (FVME7)

106 In other words, they were looking for a reason to pull the charges, once they had made their 'SUPER BRAVE' law enforcing stance of charging him.
------------
And ignoring it was single-action and needed deliberate cocking before being able to fire.

And unless it comes up in the threatened civil trial, we'll never know if rumours of him either effing around practicing his cross-draw; or deliberately 'faked' shooting them because he was ticked off or even in a rage with her over something going on happened.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 07:02 PM (Vwz3I)

107 "So you go ahead. You 'protect' your kids from me using the bathroom--you've been warned."

This fat fuck has no idea of the hell that awaits him should he ever push himself away from the keyboard.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 21, 2023 07:03 PM (TU8Tj)

108 I think we need to go by the testes.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:03 PM (V13WU)

109 maybe poly lesbian means he likes to fcku parrots.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 21, 2023 07:04 PM (B1FKF)

110 Congrats, Teresa, that's awesome! How's Rebecca?

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 21, 2023 07:04 PM (UMNiP)

111 One of our NJ Democrat dolts no longer in Congress took his oath of office on a book by Sir Issac Newton, rather than swearing on the Bible, i guess because Newton was a scientist and the Democrat dolt was one of those "Scoencec is Reeeell!" Folks who didn't believe in the big daddy sky God, I guess Democrat dolt didn't realize that Newton was Christian. I laughed,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2023 07:04 PM (0kBFM)

112 Biology was long ago , but if you are producing sperm, you are probably a male ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:04 PM (V13WU)

113 Probably soaks in ice water prior to doing the deed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck

Oddly specific, do you have a blog?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2023 07:04 PM (t7I2G)

114 Most importantly, the last of my grands is being baptized tomorrow. The seal of Christ lowers my BP for,sure.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2023 07:05 PM (oWBc3)

115 Folks who didn't believe in the big daddy sky God, I guess Democrat dolt didn't realize that Newton was Christian. I laughed,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2023 07:04 PM (0kBFM)
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Many of the "natural philosophers" of the time were pretty devout Christians. They were exploring science in order to better understand God's design.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

116 110 Congrats, Teresa, that's awesome! How's Rebecca?
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 21, 2023 07:04 PM (UMNiP)

She is doing well, thanks for asking! She has also been taking Mounjaro (she is pre-diabetic) and has lost quite a bit of weight herself. It has definitely helped with her hip recovery 😊❤️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 21, 2023 07:07 PM (SRRAx)

117 Long past the "burning it down, scattering the ashes and salting" phase.

Just do it.

To coin a phrase.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2023 07:08 PM (Q4IgG)

118 Any Dem that swore by Newton should be asked about any fundamental of the Calculus. And failing that test, types, deletes.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2023 07:08 PM (oWBc3)

119 My overlords have blocked YTube videos from working, AT WORK!!! WTF?? What am I supposed to do now? My job? OUTRAGEOUS!!

21st Century problems. I will endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:09 PM (HTCOy)

120 I've been over that bridge many, many times. Never liked it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2023 07:09 PM (ZLI7S)

121 Biology was long ago , but if you are producing sperm, you are probably a male ?
Posted by: runner

Unless you're a proud member of the orchidectomy for lunch bunch.
In that case you're a eunuch and Italy would like you to join one of their choirs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2023 07:09 PM (t7I2G)

122 >>>33 " (Anyone remember what "Tower of Intellect" is from? Hint, it's nerdy.)"

Well there is "Tower of Iron Will" being a D and D psionic defense.

well you're right but i bit off. I think it's "Tower of Intellect" and "FORTRESS of Iron Will." Defense modes in psionic combat at the end of the ADandD PHB.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:10 PM (iHBZj)

123 I predicted this the moment they dropped the charge they couldn't legally charge him with (although why let that stop them?) because it wasn't the law at the time of the incident. If I was a conspiracy theory guy, I'd say .....

Posted by: leber at April 21, 2023 07:10 PM (E7KPo)

124 Most importantly, the last of my grands is being baptized tomorrow. The seal of Christ lowers my BP for,sure.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Congratulations IV for another saved grand!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2023 07:10 PM (t7I2G)

125 Legendary scientist Sir Isaac Newton once predicted the world would end in 2060 – and people are terrified that he might be right.

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2060?!!! I don't want to wait until 2026!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 21, 2023 07:11 PM (FVME7)

126 well you're right but i bit off. I think it's "Tower of Intellect" and "FORTRESS of Iron Will." Defense modes in psionic combat at the end of the ADandD PHB.
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:10 PM (iHBZj)
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Nope. It's Intellect Fortress and Tower of Iron Will. Got it right here in front of me...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:12 PM (BpYfr)

127 Never liked it.
-----------
And I suppose you have an alibi for today, Mr Straw??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 07:12 PM (Vwz3I)

128 You guys still talking about Trump?

I despise Trump. He is a buffoon and a simpleton. A W.C Fields hukster with an inheritance, good looks (when he was young i guess,) and luck. Also sober.

But, any candidate that DC wants to lose so badly is my guy. I will support him if only because I want DC to know that WE hate their guts and would vote for Bozo the clown just so he can stand in the oval office with the digit held high while he tells them all to "climb it, clown."

I will support him because (a) I want DC to know this, (b) it does not matter who the hell we vote for - elections are over in the US.

But mostly I will vote from him for (c), the same reason I never asked the cute little redhaired girl for a date - I will not allow myself to imagine a better world since I already know the pain of loss and can not hope for a smart/efficient/fighter like DeSantis in the WH - that hope will only lead to more pain. Better to accept that my vote is nothing but a Fabrizio Quattrocchi inspired "This is how an American votes."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 21, 2023 07:12 PM (jfOkH)

129 114. Wishing you joy as your grandchild is baptized tomorrow.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 21, 2023 07:12 PM (GshMh)

130 talked to the ex, who used to be in the movie biz and she told me that the woman standing next to the girl that was killed by Baldwin is an old acquaitance that used to hang at parties we went to

if it's the same woman, she is a real nutter

Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2023 07:12 PM (us2H3)

131 or wait -- is it "Intellect Fortress" and "Tower of Iron Will"? Hmmm, darn, it might be that!

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:12 PM (iHBZj)

132 My overlords have blocked YTube videos from working, AT WORK!!! WTF?? What am I supposed to do now? My job? OUTRAGEOUS!!

21st Century problems. I will endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Puddleglum

In nursing we found utubes that described and gave solutions to medical problems that helped RNs... they opened utube back up when we gave them examples.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 21, 2023 07:13 PM (t7I2G)

133 >>>Nope. It's Intellect Fortress and Tower of Iron Will. Got it right here in front of me...

I just realized that in comment 131.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:13 PM (iHBZj)

134 118 Any Dem that swore by Newton should be asked about any fundamental of the Calculus. And failing that test, types, deletes.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2023 07:08 PM (oWBc3)

Stinking limey, gets all the credit mumble mumble....

Posted by: G.W. Leibniz at April 21, 2023 07:13 PM (PiwSw)

135 121 Biology was long ago , but if you are producing sperm, you are probably a male ?
Posted by: runner

always ?

Posted by: whale at April 21, 2023 07:13 PM (us2H3)

136 21 It must be fun to work at the "Babylon Bee".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yep, especially when much of their satire becomes reality. They had to create website 'Not The Bee' to cover that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:14 PM (HTCOy)

137 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 21, 2023 07:05 PM (oWBc3

Congratulations! God bless your grandchild and their parents. Isn't that wonderful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2023 07:14 PM (+3VJo)

138 Psionic Blast
Ego Whip
Id Insinuation

Mind Blank
Intellect Fortress
Tower of Iron Will

I can think of three attacks and three defenses, I know there are 5 and 5.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:14 PM (iHBZj)

139 >>And I suppose you have an alibi for today, Mr Straw??

I don't dislike it that much.

Just lots of big scary trucks and a weird traffic pattern with lots of local and long distance traffic mixing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2023 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

140 Psychic something is another attack

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:15 PM (iHBZj)

141 The Wreck of the SS Joey B

A dark and stormy night, a typhoon breaking after a brooding long and hard, and the doughty crew of the Joey B knew that the old tub was in real trouble. The aft mizzen mast was a tangle of ropes and the forward coal lockers were taking on water. An SOS went out. The closest ships were the old battleship USS Feinstein and her escort destroyer USS Fetterman. They heard the SOS but their antiquated radios malfunctioned and the cries for help were misinterpreted as a request for Captain Queeg's ball bearings. Another Yank ship, the USS Swalwell, was tied up at a fetid Shanghai drydock being keelhauled to remove banacles and other sensitive bits by a crew of nubile asian skin divers.

Please feel free to continue....

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 21, 2023 07:16 PM (r+GRe)

142 Alec Baldwin, Matthew Doloff, and BLM all go to show that with the right politics you really can get away with (alleged) murder in America.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 21, 2023 07:16 PM (Bd6X8)

143 If you back a wild animal into a corner
When that animal is rabid, you then put it down.
'Nough said, I think.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2023 07:16 PM (Qo5P5)

144 no comments on the dirty vows?

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:16 PM (iHBZj)

145 142 Alec Baldwin, Matthew Doloff, and BLM all go to show that with the right politics you really can get away with (alleged) murder in America.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 21, 2023 07:16 PM (Bd6X

Harrumpf!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at April 21, 2023 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

146 It must be fun to work at the "Babylon Bee".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yep, especially when much of their satire becomes reality.

-
And they make such a BIG DEAL out of Nostradamus!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 21, 2023 07:17 PM (FVME7)

147 Psionic Blast
Ego Whip
Id Insinuation

Mind Blank
Intellect Fortress
Tower of Iron Will

I can think of three attacks and three defenses, I know there are 5 and 5.
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Impressive recall...The missing attacks are Mind Thrust and Psychic Crush. The missing defenses are Thought Shield and Mental Barrier

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

148 It's not White Privilege, it's Leftist Privilege Alec got

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2023 07:17 PM (xhxe8)

149 My overlords have blocked YTube videos from working, AT WORK!!! WTF?? What am I supposed to do now? My job? OUTRAGEOUS!!

21st Century problems. I will endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:09 PM (HTCOy)

In gave my two week notice when they tried that shit with me. They backtracked really quick.
I use it for music in my office and occasionally Arkansas state trooper chases.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2023 07:17 PM (r4+3z)

150 perfesser, right, thank you!

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:18 PM (iHBZj)

151 We've turned the other cheek.
Unless you're talking bare a** cheek, that's an absolute lie.

Posted by: GWB at April 21, 2023 07:18 PM (Qo5P5)

152 In nursing we found utubes that described and gave solutions to medical problems that helped RNs... they opened utube back up when we gave them examples.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Thanks. Sadly, I am a Beltway Bandit and I work for the US FedGov who know no reason. In fact, they actively fight against it. Nice thought though. :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:19 PM (8Sqzu)

153 Stinking limey, gets all the credit mumble mumble....
Posted by: G.W. Leibniz at April 21, 2023 07:13 PM (PiwSw)

What the fluxion?

I am unable to differentiate between the two claims. Must be an integral problem.

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 21, 2023 07:20 PM (i9tuZ)

154 Working at the Bee... a fun sideline would be kicking around Joel Olsteen too!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2023 07:20 PM (PCK5/)

155 “no comments on the dirty vows?“

ace, was that in the “content” part people are always talking about?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 07:20 PM (gToVg)

156 always ?
Posted by: whale at April 21, 2023 07:13 PM (us2H3)

sperm vs spermaceti. get it straight.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (V13WU)

157 perfesser, right, thank you!
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:18 PM (iHBZj)
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No problem! Did anyone ever USE the Psionics in AD&D? I know my group never did...A large number of monsters had them, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (BpYfr)

158 UPI: Hair becomes gray with age as stem cells get stuck in hair follicles, study shows

https://tinyurl.com/3bawjezj

Via Insty who sez, "Lube 'em up, then."

Posted by: Robert at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (TWLRj)

159 There is an old-school megadungeon for D and D I bought on a whim. I bought it because I saw people raving about it and because the writer is apparently One of Us; the left tried to cancel him because in one kickstarter he promised something like "No woke content."

In the town connected to the Barrowmaze (that's the megadungeon), there's a tavern called "The Brazen Strumpet." That name kept sticking in my head until I realized it was one of the entries in the infamous "Harlot Encounter Table" in the DMG.

Before you go out to buy it, it's $70. Yes, seven-oh. For the physical copy. For just a pdf it's still like $35. Like I said, it was kind of mad impulse buy.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (iHBZj)

160 If the President has declined so much as to no longer have the mental capacity to engage in negotiations, he can send the vice president in his stead. I'm sure can make an arrangement that best serves the American people.

Plus I expect to get a beejer.

Posted by: Alternate Universe Kevin McCarthy at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (fs1hN)

161 Circa 1945, we settled on the Marshall Plan to rebuild (West) Germany as an advanced industrial civilization. Circa 2023, we (the eco-freaks) have supported the Morgenthau plan to turn Germany into a subsistance farming primitive land.

Posted by: Fenderbender at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (r72iY)

162 >>>Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:18 PM (iHBZj)
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No problem! Did anyone ever USE the Psionics in AD&D? I know my group never did...A large number of monsters had them, though.

i lied and said I rolled for them (and also rolled an 18/00 for strength) but then I didn't play with that DM so my lies were for nothing.

i don't even really understand psionics. It was kookoo

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:22 PM (iHBZj)

163 no comments on the dirty vows?
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:16 PM (iHBZj)

they couple is overdressed ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:23 PM (V13WU)

164 >>>they couple is overdressed ?

really?

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:24 PM (iHBZj)

165 161 Circa 1945, we settled on the Marshall Plan to rebuild (West) Germany as an advanced industrial civilization. Circa 2023, we (the eco-freaks) have supported the Morgenthau plan to turn Germany into a subsistance farming primitive land.
Posted by: Fenderbender at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (r72iY)

Indeed.

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 21, 2023 07:24 PM (i9tuZ)

166 Tower of Power > Tower of Iron Will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDksWTzZQ2c

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 21, 2023 07:25 PM (Q4IgG)

167 Oooh, budget cuts. How original.

McCarthy is a fool.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 21, 2023 07:26 PM (wmDcS)

168 really?
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:24 PM (iHBZj)

poseurs. they should have done it all nakked.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:26 PM (V13WU)

169 Krauts are taking this “post-industrial” concept a bit too far.

But really, astonishing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 07:26 PM (gToVg)

170 Axios - Kim Potter, officer who killed Daunte Wright, to be released from prison.

What a day.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 21, 2023 07:27 PM (GshMh)

171 In nursing we found utubes that described and gave solutions to medical problems that helped RNs... they opened utube back up when we gave them examples.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

It's kind of weird how we went from- only these schools can educate you, and only these organizations can certify you, and only these publishers and these texts contain acceptable knowledge, to "lets see what some 3rd world guy with an android phone says."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 21, 2023 07:27 PM (jfOkH)

172 fuck Ucrane

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2023 07:27 PM (BRHaw)

173 I do love hpw Toxic Male Female skinsuit thinks the little wo'en will tremble in his presence...until one of them unloads a Hellcat on him.
Toxic Male really wants he'll win a shoot out, well that's more delusional wish fulfilment

Posted by: Xaver Basora at April 21, 2023 07:28 PM (q1MgB)

174 looks up cares

U
nope
Uk
nope
Ukr
Nope

dont care

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2023 07:28 PM (BRHaw)

175 i don't even really understand psionics. It was kookoo
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2023 07:22 PM (iHBZj)
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It's not explained well at all. Gygax gives the various attack/defense modes, but doesn't provide any details about what they actually *do* in terms of game mechanics. How much psychic damage does Psychic Blast do? No idea.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:29 PM (BpYfr)

176 It's kind of weird how we went from- only these schools can educate you, and only these organizations can certify you, and only these publishers and these texts contain acceptable knowledge, to "lets see what some 3rd world guy with an android phone says."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 21, 2023 07:27 PM (jfOkH)
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The dirty little secret is that pretty much anything you want to know is available on the Internet. Higher Education doesn't add as much value as it used to other than a "degree" or "credential" claiming that you somehow possess arcane knowledge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:30 PM (BpYfr)

177 172 fuck Ucrane
Posted by: rhennigantx

Won't the crane be upset?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:31 PM (8Sqzu)

178 "A default is the only way to get these people moving toward reality."

My suggestion is Everybody Start Shoplifting Everything Now. Help yourself, don't be scared, and stop being a chump. TPTB are making us f'n chumps.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:31 PM (MvF+J)

179 Krauts are taking this “post-industrial” concept a bit too far.
But really, astonishing.
Posted by: rhomboid

Just this morning, on other sites, I noticed a lot of German Jingoism about their energy, scientists, engineering, etc. My propaganda farm suspicions were high. A lot of the internet just feels like the goop flowing out of the tubes in the Matrix lately.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 21, 2023 07:31 PM (jfOkH)

180 No problem! Did anyone ever USE the Psionics in AD&D? I know my group never did...A large number of monsters had them, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:21 PM (BpYfr)

I would force players to use it as a DM. Especially those useless until 13th level Magic Users they kept insisting on dragging along.

First time I DMed outside my group at home I had a bunch of pissed players having to dive back into books to learn it. I was stunned they had never gamed it. They eventually started really using it. Psionic attacking people in bars became real popular.

Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2023 07:31 PM (r4+3z)

181 US military prepares for possible Sudan embassy evacuation.

We can forget Ucrane for the weekend.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 21, 2023 07:32 PM (GshMh)

182 2019 561.2

GDP of Ukraine is Houston

The why Jackson Lee Heavy is the head that wear the crown want to be mayor.

The grift will by about 100 MILLION

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2023 07:32 PM (BRHaw)

183 178 Don't be violent. If you meet physical resistance, retreat and move on to the next store.

Nonviolent noncooperation with the crooked economic apparatus of a doomed, damned, empire.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:33 PM (MvF+J)

184 I would force players to use it as a DM. Especially those useless until 13th level Magic Users they kept insisting on dragging along.

First time I DMed outside my group at home I had a bunch of pissed players having to dive back into books to learn it. I was stunned they had never gamed it. They eventually started really using it. Psionic attacking people in bars became real popular.
Posted by: Reforger at April 21, 2023 07:31 PM (r4+3z)
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I know psionics was essential (and pretty much required) in the Dark Sun campaign world. EVERYTHING (even the plants) was psychic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:33 PM (BpYfr)

185 did we lose Sudan ?

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

186 At Drudge: "Hunter Biden lawyers meet with DOJ..."

Shit, I figured they shared offices.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

187 144 no comments on the dirty vows?
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I couldn't watch it. Stopped after the first few seconds.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2023 07:35 PM (sWM8x)

188 fuck Ucrane

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2023 07:27 PM (BRHaw)

You as well.

Posted by: Ichabod at April 21, 2023 07:35 PM (wBpKf)

189 >>US military prepares for possible Sudan embassy evacuation.

Khartoum is an African Civil War Zone.

Checking the map...and, yeah. Sudan is lost.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at April 21, 2023 07:36 PM (P7IZS)

190 Significant accident at the Golden Star Bridge?

Drama queens. It'll buff out.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 21, 2023 07:36 PM (ZSK0i)

191 185 did we lose Sudan ?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:33 PM (V13WU)

yes

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2023 07:36 PM (BRHaw)

192 Ace The wedding video was hilarious, the woman commentary is fantastic

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2023 07:36 PM (xhxe8)

193 I listen to random lectures while doing tedious work.

I have noticed that the "elites" seem to be blaming Trump for the decline of US influence. How Europe, Global South, ME, etc. are all turning toward China since "what if another Trump is elected." (that is actually a phrase I heard.)

So I guess that is the play - Trump will be blamed for the US losing status, just as Hoover was blamed for the depression, or Reagan is blamed for the 2008 crash.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 21, 2023 07:37 PM (jfOkH)

194 Video of trucks burning in Dearborn highlights what makes electric vehicle fires so dangerous

Ah progress. Firemen are sounding the alarm about EV's burning. It takes a ton of water to even try and put out such a fire. So keep you new EV in your garage, and make sure you home owners fire insurance is up to date. (channel 4, Detroit)

Posted by: Colin at April 21, 2023 07:37 PM (FzIKg)

195 >>Significant accident at the Golden Star Bridge?

Looks like someone crashed a Nitro Burning Funny Car into a Space Shuttle.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2023 07:37 PM (P7IZS)

196 I think was in November but in the little town of Norfolk CT, just across the border from me, a tanker truck with 8500 gallons of gas flipped over in a residential area of Rte 44 , spilling the entire load

luckily, it did not catch fire but the clean up will take a year

Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2023 07:38 PM (us2H3)

197 First time I DMed outside my group at home I had a bunch of pissed players having to dive back into books to learn it. I was stunned they had never gamed it. They eventually started really using it. Psionic attacking people in bars became real popular.

Psionics were crazy powerful, but its the grappling and hand to hand combat rules that were crazy in the rules. Almost nobody even looked at them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2023 07:38 PM (0hOvj)

198 I've probably already talked too much shit about this Baldwin scumbag, I'm beginning to think we are being controlled by aliens. That includes Creepy Joe.

His whole family is fucking aliens.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2023 07:38 PM (V4X9X)

199 186 At Drudge: "Hunter Biden lawyers meet with DOJ..."

Shit, I figured they shared offices.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape

They meet over dinner, a little wine, some soft music. Then, the orgy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:38 PM (8Sqzu)

200 Cease fire for muslim holiday has been largely ignored. Heavy fighting; a US citizen was killed, and US Forces have been prepped in Djibouti.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 21, 2023 07:38 PM (GshMh)

201 Discontinue taking the Hot Pockets.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2023 07:38 PM (X+Ku8)

202 His whole family is fucking aliens.
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No yellow.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 07:39 PM (Vwz3I)

203 Unbelievable torrent of bullshit:
https://tinyurl.com/3ramzn6h

Scratch that. Totally believable.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

204 >>US Forces have been prepped in Djibouti.

There's a Butt Plug joke to be had here.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2023 07:39 PM (P7IZS)

205 How much psychic damage does Psychic Blast do? No idea.

There was a table, it didn't do dice of damage it had effects: it could kill but usually did mental damage to cause insanity, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2023 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

206 I'm fairly sure most of us don't give a flying F at a rolling donut if Ukraine dosen't get Any of our money.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 21, 2023 07:40 PM (ppU/K)

207 193 I listen to random lectures while doing tedious work.

I have noticed that the "elites" seem to be blaming Trump for the decline of US influence. How Europe, Global South, ME, etc. are all turning toward China since "what if another Trump is elected." (that is actually a phrase I heard.)

So I guess that is the play - Trump will be blamed for the US losing status, just as Hoover was blamed for the depression, or Reagan is blamed for the 2008 crash.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Think in Animal Farm terms. 2 legs good=Democrat, 4 legs bad=not Democrat. Ok, not quite that but close.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:40 PM (8Sqzu)

208 Gygax gives the various attack/defense modes, but doesn't provide any details about what they actually *do* in terms of game mechanics. How much psychic damage does Psychic Blast do? No idea.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2023 07:29 PM (BpYfr)
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no blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 21, 2023 07:40 PM (X+Ku8)

209 Sudan always housed fanatics.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:40 PM (V13WU)

210 Sheik Djibouti
Sheik! Sheik! Sheik!
Sheik Djibouti!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 21, 2023 07:40 PM (Vwz3I)

211 199 186 At Drudge: "Hunter Biden lawyers meet with DOJ..."
Shit, I figured they shared offices.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape

They meet over dinner, a little wine, some soft music. Then, the orgy.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Spitroasting the US public.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 21, 2023 07:41 PM (jfOkH)

212 Gay sex romp night

I lost my dildo

in Djibouti

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2023 07:41 PM (BRHaw)

213 Darfur. Fanatics.

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:41 PM (V13WU)

214 I've probably already talked too much shit about this Baldwin scumbag, I'm beginning to think we are being controlled by aliens.

He's a prick. No doubt.

Anybody think Keanu Reeves meticulously checks every blank, every time, issued to every actor, in every scene ? You know, before they assume they're acting with guns that don't kill people ? I doubt he does.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 21, 2023 07:41 PM (5tJAN)

215 "US Forces have been prepped in Djibouti."

France lets us stage in Djibouti? We're stronger militarily than I thought, if we can push France around.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:41 PM (MvF+J)

216 They meet over dinner, a little wine, some soft music. Then, the orgy.
_______

Wait'll you see how many M&Ms Merrick Garland can deep throat. The pics will be on the next laptop I lose. Wild.

Posted by: Hunter at April 21, 2023 07:42 PM (fs1hN)

217
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2023 07:42 PM (ENBF0)

218 Flight Beer, by Yuengling ... found it in Hannibal, MO ... $20 for 12 pints. Not bad, 2.6 grams carbs which is nice. First beer I've had in over a year. ... cheers ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 21, 2023 07:42 PM (Cus5s)

219 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:42 PM (MvF+J)

220 Anybody think Keanu Reeves meticulously checks every blank, every time, issued to every actor, in every scene

First off he isn't the director or producer so he's not responsible for the set. Second, he's not using cut rate replacement people and his buddy's cousin's best friend to prep the guns. Third, he practices very careful trigger discipline not pointing the gun at anybody he does not mean to kill.

So... not exactly the same.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2023 07:43 PM (0hOvj)

221 >>>Gay sex romp night

I lost my dildo

in Djibouti

Posted by: rhennigantx

>I'm glad I didn't have to see this in the book thread. Still, very informative!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2023 07:44 PM (V4X9X)

222 Don't everyone rush so fast upstairs or anything

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

223 No pushing France around, we’ve been using Camp Lemonade (Lemonier) there for many years. As noted here before, France can be among the hardest-ass actors in selected areas/scrapes where their interests or preferences are engaged.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 07:45 PM (gToVg)

224 220 I think Reeves has very good weapons training, and I believe he would clear any firearm he's handed, before he does anything else. Like we all should.

I assume some of his guns and shots are CGI. The delicious spurting gouts of brains and blood might be real.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:45 PM (MvF+J)

225 First off he isn't the director or producer so he's not responsible for the set.

Think Spielberg or Cameron checks every round, in every mag, issued to every actor, in every scene ?

Baldwin is a dick. And I'm surprised this doesn't happen more.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 21, 2023 07:45 PM (5tJAN)

226 223 How do we hold it?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 21, 2023 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

227 I had to think about the Toaster Strudel vs Twinkie remark. Guess it's a matter of where the icing ends up.

Posted by: Grouchy Dino at April 21, 2023 07:50 PM (CHt+W)

228 Third, he practices very careful trigger discipline not pointing the gun at anybody he does not mean to kill.

And bullshit. Straight up bullshit. Watch any John Wick movie ... the point of the entire genre is to watch Gun Fu - in which he most definitely pulls the trigger while holding the prop gun at very close range to the other actor.

This is the comment from others than came up the first time that is just so damn dumb. You absolutely have to point a prop gun at somebody you don't mean to kill, and pull the trigger, to make a movie.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 21, 2023 07:52 PM (5tJAN)

229
they couple is overdressed ?
Posted by: runner at April 21, 2023 07:23 PM (V13WU)

They are for a traditional BetaZed wedding.

Posted by: I shall be in the gym at April 21, 2023 07:54 PM (4GxJn)

230 Hairy Handed Gent you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Posted by: No one of importance at April 21, 2023 07:59 PM (MNhXM)

231 Thanks. Sadly, I am a Beltway Bandit and I work for the US FedGov who know no reason. In fact, they actively fight against it. Nice thought though. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 21, 2023 07:19 PM (8Sqzu)

Try linking to UoyTube through Invidious:

https://redirect.invidious.io/

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2023 08:02 PM (xhaym)

232 Krauts are taking this “post-industrial” concept a bit too far.

But really, astonishing.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2023 07:26 PM (gToVg)

They are shutting down their last nuke plants. This means they will be buying their electricity from France who generates it by nuke plants

Yay! Winning!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2023 08:05 PM (xhaym)

233 Sometimes I point my gun a little when I Jazzercise.

Posted by: Little Petey Buttplug at April 21, 2023 08:08 PM (4fgq+)

234 Hairy Handed Gent you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

You can, literally, watch any John Wick movie. And watch him pull the trigger, the gun cycle, as its within a foot of the other actors head. This is the stupidity of the argument - and absolutes like "always" and "never".

Yes - the blessed warrior Keanu Reeves pulls the trigger, with a gun pointed at somebody he does not intend to kill. Its not debatable. Just watch John Wick.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 21, 2023 08:10 PM (5tJAN)

235 220 Anybody think Keanu Reeves meticulously checks every blank, every time, issued to every actor, in every scene

First off he isn't the director or producer so he's not responsible for the set. Second, he's not using cut rate replacement people and his buddy's cousin's best friend to prep the guns. Third, he practices very careful trigger discipline not pointing the gun at anybody he does not mean to kill.

So... not exactly the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Keenu is the rare gun guy in Hollywood that actually shoots for recreation. Hollywood used to have a lot more of them in its golden years and Weatherby's Sporting Shop in LA was where you could see a lot of Hollywood stars picking up one of his Weatherby's beauties. Even Sammy Davis Jr. had mad skilz as a very fast gunslinger of Single Action Colts and a large collection of them.

And people like Jimmy Stewart and others were no stranger to firearms. At the time, most of those firearms were real or converted in Westerns and war movies because obtaining them was cheaper than buying replicas.

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2023 08:12 PM (oqoj8)

236
So... not exactly the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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You are arguing with latest iteration of Scoggs

Posted by: whig at April 21, 2023 08:13 PM (oqoj8)

237 Keenu is the rare gun guy in Hollywood that actually shoots for recreation.

This is where it gets dumb. I don't care if Reeves shoots 1000 rounds a day. Its literally not the point.

He points a prop gun, pulls the trigger, expects it to cycle ... and nobody dies. Because its Hollywood. They have an expectation that they can aim guns at each other, fire them, then go to the next scene. Because its make believe.

Posted by: Hairy Handed Gent at April 21, 2023 08:31 PM (5tJAN)

238 Canes score shorthanded

1-1

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 21, 2023 08:40 PM (CCSxw)

239 77 The bride in the wedding vows vid is pretty hot. The scold in clown makeup complaining about it, not so much.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2023 06:53 PM (eAguo)

Be careful, that there is Deuce’s scold in clown makeup. Only reason for that video to be on this site, to throw the scold a bone.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at April 22, 2023 03:32 AM (FkMTW)

240 144 no comments on the dirty vows?

It can’t be the only video you where the poster didn’t speak over the vows. There had to be another.

The lecturing shrew in the clown makeup ruined it.

A mentally ill witch looking creature lecturing a man on how he should behave and lecturing his girlfriend of 10 years (now wife) that she deserves better? Nah. Hard pass.

I would understand posting it if you have a thing for the creature (to each they’re own and all).

Posted by: Dummy #43 at April 22, 2023 03:59 AM (FkMTW)

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