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Latest first ever?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 18, 2023 07:27 PM (CcoDx) 2
not many people rushing to the cafe
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 07:28 PM (iHBZj) Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2023 07:30 PM (iziT8) 4
It's weird. Bi-guy in NO shows up a couple of hours before the Dominion news, then disappears right after. And it happens every time Dominion is in the news, consistently.
It's almost like he's a paid shill or something. Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2023 07:31 PM (UfRqq) 5
Cruising.
I've seen it before here but it's always funny. It's like a Far Side cartoon come to life. Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2023 07:32 PM (5iTH5) Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2023 07:32 PM (iziT8) 7
Willowed 5 minutes into the future: Real athiesm has never been tried. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority ___________ Real atheism would make "The 120 Days of Sodom" look like "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2023 07:32 PM (MoZTd) 8
Willowed:
This belongs in the Sunday book thread. Larry Correia: A LETTER TO EPIC FANTASY READERS: I KNOW ROTHFUSS AND MARTIN HURT YOU, BUT IT’S TIME TO GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON. https://tinyurl.com/3t628npp Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 07:06 PM (0pCN5) --- Thanks for sharing this! I've saved it for a future Sunday Morning Book Thread as Larry Correia makes some excellent points. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2023 07:33 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2023 07:34 PM (BpYfr) 10
ola.
Posted by: Infidel at April 18, 2023 07:34 PM (/0+YE) 11
A baby "sings" Thunderstruck.
Posted by: Ace The baby might be this metal in a few years? https://youtu.be/NIyqBZr_6wM Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 07:35 PM (DgGvY) 12
THERE'S A BEE IN THE CAR
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2023 07:36 PM (X+Ku8) 13
2>> Watchin all the videos. Nice work ace!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2023 07:37 PM (YRsIm) 14
Doggies are too funny
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8) 15
There are parts of the trail to the Enchantments that look even more astonishing than any CGI.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 07:39 PM (uns/F) 16
Wonder if the 🦀 did something to the 🐕
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2023 07:39 PM (xhxe8) 17
Evening.
I will never understand Glenn Reynold's obsession with fecal transplants. Is it me or do highly intelligent people have that one fucking stupid idea that they hyper-focus on like it's the greatest fucking secret in the whole goddamn universe? Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 07:39 PM (ze+SG) 18
The baby elephant is adorable
Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2023 07:40 PM (gLRfa) 19
That bear was like “WTF?, This asshole is supposed to be at work”…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2023 07:41 PM (R/m4+) 20
Austria is such a pretty country. How did Nazis come from this place?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2023 07:41 PM (WEqNk) Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 07:42 PM (DgGvY) 22
Hallstatt. One of the roots of European civilization.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 18, 2023 07:42 PM (jf6Id) 23
Look at a doggie video under the sportsmanship link
I assume everyone gets same. Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8) 24
17>>> What the f.... Never mind. I dont even want to know.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2023 07:43 PM (YRsIm) Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 07:44 PM (iHBZj) 26
Austria is such a pretty country. How did Nazis come from this place?
They didn't. They originally came from Australia. Duh. Posted by: Barack O. at April 18, 2023 07:44 PM (eOEVl) 27
In Puppy Blender's defense, gut flora are fascinating.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2023 07:45 PM (UfRqq) 28
It seems that the Trump acolytes are rather quiet about his latest apostasy. Disney? Really?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 07:45 PM (eOEVl) 29
"Look at a doggie video under the sportsmanship link
I assume everyone gets same." Bless whoever helped that poor doggie. Beautiful dog now. Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2023 07:45 PM (gLRfa) 30
Real atheism would make "The 120 Days of Sodom" look like "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ________________ "What I am recounting is the history of the two centuries that are going to come, the advent of nihilism. It is possible to recount this history already today, for it is Necessity that one sees at work here in person. The future speaks to us already through innumerable signs; all that our eyes see foretells the inevitable decline; our ears have become sensitive enough to perceive this music of the future. Our whole European civilization is in a state of anguished anticipation; it is making its way, decade by decade toward catastrophe with a restless, irresistible movement, increasingly hastened by a river that runs to its end, that no longer reflects, that would be afraid to reflect." Nietzsche, before he went insane from atheism. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 18, 2023 07:46 PM (CcoDx) 31
oh Skip meant a video posted under the sportsmaship link.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 07:46 PM (iHBZj) 32
Every living thing wants to be loved.
........ Even my gophers. So every once in a while I clean their living room with a garden hose and give them a love tap with my shovel. Posted by: wth at April 18, 2023 07:47 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 07:47 PM (eOEVl) 34
i don't see the link to the dog video under the sportsmanship video. can you post the link, skip?
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 07:49 PM (iHBZj) 35
That baby elephant is everything. 🐘
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2023 07:50 PM (NpAcC) 36
https://tinyurl.com/27rpba82
Hard to believe it's same dog Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2023 07:52 PM (xhxe8) 37
thank you, Skip.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 07:52 PM (iHBZj) 38
Chuy, are you sure that's a fake? I think you got double faked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2023 07:53 PM (WEqNk) 39
Good evening, horde!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2023 07:53 PM (OX9vb) 40
James O'Keefe having some fun with Dylan Mulvaney. I don't know what Project Veritas is doing.
https://tinyurl.com/ys9uu8za Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 07:53 PM (eOEVl) 41
Nietzsche, before he went insane from atheism.
And syphilis. Don't forget the syphilis. Posted by: Archimedes "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife." "You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination." Syphilis is a symptom of atheism. Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY) 42
Austria is such a pretty country. How did Nazis come from this place?
----- They didn't. They originally came from Australia. Duh. Posted by: Barack O. at April 18, 2023 07:44 PM (eOEVl) And they talk funny too. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 18, 2023 07:55 PM (AiZBA) 43
The bear video cracks me up.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 07:56 PM (8OPUa) 44
How many Trump trading cards have you collected?
Do they have good gum in the pack or is it that stale gum that breaks and turns to slime when you try and chew it? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2023 07:57 PM (WEqNk) 45
"You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination."
Syphilis is a symptom of atheism. Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 07:55 PM (DgGvY) --- So is monkeypox. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2023 07:57 PM (BpYfr) 46
Good thing there's a bear and and elephant video. Otherwise, entirely too many dogs!
Posted by: Floyd the Cat at April 18, 2023 07:58 PM (Nn3xT) 47
Hey, All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2023 07:58 PM (atmen) 48
If Chuy doesn't like being fooled by video game views he's going to hate AI
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2023 07:59 PM (Uk8NJ) 49
If Chuy doesn't like being fooled by video game views he's going to hate AI
Posted by: Smell the Glove The people who still have 10 fingers, but spread among 3 hands, give those away. Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 08:00 PM (DgGvY) 50
I am sure it's seeing rescue animal videos here than I get lots of them on YouTube app
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2023 08:00 PM (xhxe8) 51
Heh. Babylon Bee still the world champion of snark.
'Disney World forced to close after DeSantis builds an elementary within 1000 feet.' https://tinyurl.com/3yexwvbh Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2023 08:00 PM (WEqNk) 52
Hey, Hadrian VII. Where you been?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2023 08:00 PM (atmen) 53
Ciampino's Kittens
WE HAD 4 KITTENS FROM SCARLET, THE GRAY. 2 gray and 2 black. Unfortunately Mummy Scarlet abandoned her babies under the bed and went to sleep on the blanket, behind the blue tub, all night. We retrieved the babies and took them to the vet for the day so that they could stay warm and fed while we got supplies for bottle feeding, etc. Also my elder daughter who is the only physically fit person here, had to work. We spent a frustrating night trying to feed them with syringes but I don't know how well we managed. On a very sad note one of the two gray ones died during the night. This morning they are back at the vet for the day as we try and master the correct techniques. There are youtube videos ..... Sad and expensive day. If Biscuits, the pregnant black, has a small litter soon we could try and see if she'll act as a wet nurse. There's another photo update at link below with video. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT Posted by: Ciampino - Kitten update https://is.gd/WQ5JcT at April 18, 2023 08:01 PM (qfLjt) 54
I’ve been to Hallstadt!! One of the most photogenic places I’ve ever seen.
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 18, 2023 08:01 PM (rbKZ6) 55
When a baby elephant is wallowing you, you know you're being wallowed.
Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2023 08:01 PM (dTFZY) 56
>>>If Chuy doesn't like being fooled by video game views he's going to hate AI
Posted by: Smell the Glove I keep coming across "fat dog" or "fat bear" photorealistic AI pictures. I've caught myself before posting them, though. Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 08:01 PM (iHBZj) 57
>>>55 When a baby elephant is wallowing you, you know you're being wallowed.
I always say this while I'm making love. Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 08:02 PM (iHBZj) 58
Hockey talk incoming…
Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:02 PM (CCSxw) 59
I be proud to announce thats we be has another supportor of the Brattlebororo FART Tube Program. Todays we be received an E-mail from Senarer Fettermine from Pennsylvania will introduce a bill to Congriss to make this program a nationise program.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 18, 2023 08:02 PM (20SKS) 60
there are a lot of AI pictures being passed off as real now.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 08:02 PM (iHBZj) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:03 PM (CCSxw) 62
42 Austria is such a pretty country. How did Nazis come from this place?
----- They didn't. They originally came from Australia. Duh. Posted by: Barack O. at April 18, 2023 07:44 PM (eOEVl) And they talk funny too. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 18, 2023 07:55 PM (AiZBA) ---- So do Australians speak Austrian? Posted by: Ciampino -- Kitten update https://is.gd/WQ5JcT at April 18, 2023 08:04 PM (qfLjt) 63
60 there are a lot of AI pictures being passed off as real now.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2023 08:02 PM (iHBZj Will no one think of the porn actresses? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2023 08:04 PM (WEqNk) 64
Ciampino,
I've been sad all day about your kittens. Lucy is getting extra squishes when I get home. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 08:05 PM (aiBxL) 65
there are a lot of AI pictures being passed off as real now.
Posted by: ace Will no one think of the porn actresses? Posted by: AlaBAMA I'm thinking they're less real than the AI. Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 08:05 PM (DgGvY) 66
That kid's probably not so cute when he's crying. What kind of song could his dad make out of that?
Posted by: Ben Childress, looking for a real woman at April 18, 2023 08:07 PM (iayUP) 67
When a baby elephant is wallowing you, you know you're being wallowed.
I always say this while I'm making love. Posted by: ace There's smooth, and then there's ewok smooth. Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 08:07 PM (DgGvY) 68
44 How many Trump trading cards have you collected?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2023 07:57 PM (WEqNk) Are there Trump trading cards? I don't have any of those, but I have a wind-up Trump that walks and spits sparks. And a Trumpy bear. And a talking Trump action figure. I may have a problem. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2023 08:07 PM (OX9vb) 69
Ciampino,
I've been sad all day about your kittens. Lucy is getting extra squishes when I get home. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 08:05 PM (aiBxL) --- Gotta a kitty on my lap right now getting some extra love and snuggles... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2023 08:08 PM (BpYfr) 70
Heffalumps and Woozles
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 18, 2023 08:08 PM (BRHaw) 71
I may have a problem.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2023 08:07 PM (OX9vb That's the first step! Congrats! Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2023 08:09 PM (WEqNk) 72
Are there Trump trading cards? I don't have any of those, but I have a wind-up Trump that walks and spits sparks. And a Trumpy bear. And a talking Trump action figure.
I may have a problem. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2023 08:07 PM (OX9vb) There are Trumps Hos scratch and sniff cards! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 18, 2023 08:09 PM (BRHaw) 73
Variety is reporting Netflix is shutting down its DVD business.
TJM hardest hit. (Now if only TJM were here, then that would have been funny.) (Someone use that on one of the morning threads tomorrow when he's around.) Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 08:09 PM (8OPUa) 74
Posted by: Ciampino - Kitten update https://is.gd/WQ5JcT at April 18, 2023 08:01 PM (qfLjt)
****** So sorry for the loss of little Angel. Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2023 08:10 PM (NpAcC) 75
>>>This guy is like Tom Cruise in Cocktail except with ice cream.
Music is from The Godfather. Wedding reception scene. Or if not from it, the same as it. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 18, 2023 08:10 PM (gv7Yb) 76
Devil’s coming out a with a bit of a jump in their step
Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:11 PM (CCSxw) 77
Well Border Models is releasing in 1/35 armor scale a Focke Wulf Fw 190A-6. It has a full engine and full weapons details. Even has the 21cm WGr.21 mortars for under the wings to shoot down your HK Models 1/32 scale B-17G Flying Fortress.
Will I buy one? No. Because they are asleep at proofreading their instructions more than the New York Times is on making sure a Donald Trump article is accurate. How can I say this? Well in the instructions they called it a Messerschmitt Fw 190A6. Right... and then some of the markings are listed for a Messerschmitt Fw 190A8. Except all the parts you get in the kit are for an A-6. The four gun wing and pitot tube at mid distance just outboard of the outer 20mm are A-6 characteristics. The machine gun breech cover in front of the windscreen is for an A-6 and not the bulged one for the 13mm guns of the A-8. Also the canopy is not an A-8/F-8/G-8/Dora/Ta 152 blown canopy. So even without rivet counting, am going to pass. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2023 08:11 PM (gOewF) 78
From the previous post, "busty Jonah Goldberg" is my newest favorite Chuy-ism.
Posted by: a.moron at April 18, 2023 08:12 PM (F6Xpw) 79
PUPPEHZ!!!
Posted by: Diesel Jones at the engine shed at April 18, 2023 08:12 PM (Kz81x) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 18, 2023 08:13 PM (gv7Yb) 81
Wonder if the 🦀 did something to the 🐕
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2023 07:39 PM (xhxe ****** The dog probably played with him to death and rubbed all over the crab to get that eau de crab smell. The face on the dog is priceless. Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2023 08:14 PM (NpAcC) 82
I see Fox caved.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 08:14 PM (6dnDK) 83
I tried looking up Border Models but all I got back were busty hispanic girls.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 08:14 PM (8OPUa) 84
>>>Awwwwdorable A pack of precious!
It appears that there is a shortage of avalanche victims buried in the snow. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 18, 2023 08:14 PM (gv7Yb) 85
Just saw the Fetterman video clip and the first thought that came to mind was "Pennsylvania must be so proud of that guy". Hoodie, shorts, and sneakers. Class act.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2023 08:15 PM (rj6Yv) 86
"Variety is reporting Netflix is shutting down its DVD business.
TJM hardest hit. (Now if only TJM were here, then that would have been funny.) (Someone use that on one of the morning threads tomorrow when he's around.) Posted by: Robert " I am on it! Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2023 08:15 PM (iayUP) 87
17 Evening.
I will never understand Glenn Reynold's obsession with fecal transplants. Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 07:39 PM (ze+SG) I've noticed that, too. He seems to want to live forever, and is willing to eat someone else's shit to accomplish that. Spoiler Alert : It won't work. Posted by: a.moron at April 18, 2023 08:16 PM (F6Xpw) 88
I tried looking up Border Models but all I got back were busty hispanic girls.
Knowing the Horde, probably better off... ^_-; Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2023 08:16 PM (gOewF) 89
You don't want to get cozy with a teenage elephant.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2023 08:17 PM (63Dwl) 90
Charles Frazier Stanley, the popular televangelist preacher, author and founder of In Touch Ministries who once served as president of the Southern Baptist Convention, died at age 90 on Tuesday morning.
I like him. RIP Posted by: rhennigantx at April 18, 2023 08:17 PM (BRHaw) 91
Variety is reporting Netflix is shutting down its DVD business.
-- Dang. Hard drive retailers are going to hate that. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 08:18 PM (QJpW8) 92
That bidet video had me seriously laughing.
Posted by: Bosk at April 18, 2023 08:18 PM (VMFAF) 93
I will never understand Glenn Reynold's obsession with fecal transplants. The enema of his enemy is his friend. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2023 08:18 PM (63Dwl) 94
What I am recounting is the history of the two centuries that are going to come, the advent of nihilism.
If there is nothing else and this is the only life, why would anybody want to live in deliberate state of deprivation? YOLO! Why save the Earth while being miserable? Live it up! Eat, Drink and be Merry for tomorrow we may die! Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 18, 2023 08:19 PM (YXHzG) 95
I will never understand Glenn Reynold's obsession with fecal transplants.
Is it me or do highly intelligent people have that one fucking stupid idea that they hyper-focus on like it's the greatest fucking secret in the whole goddamn universe? Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 07:39 PM (ze+SG) Take a couple of zpac courses that wipe out your gut biome and it will become important. Also, there are reports that the Vaxx also wipes out your gut biome. Pain and gut issues make you focus like a laser on possible solutions. Which is why there are so many mailers out about miracle cures for chronic health issues the MDs can't fix Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2023 08:20 PM (xhaym) 96
Star Trek is on. It's the one with Doctor Daystrom's latest greatest AI computer installed in one of the galaxy's most powerful space ships. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2023 08:20 PM (iayUP) 97
I missed the earlier about Trump v DeSantis. Ace and DeSantis boosters are wrong. DeSantis is in the process of assuring that whoever is the Republican candidate in 2024 will lose and that includes him.
Why couldn't he wait another four years? He is young and has an important state to run. If he kept on Trump's good side he could have even been chosen as the VP candidate. By doing as the NeverTrumpers want he is angering the majority of Republican voters. Would you trust someone with such poor sense of judgement with your vote? But it's all Trump's fault. Why do we admire a killer instinct in other politicians but not Trump? As for him championing Disney, that is another attack on DeSantis and not an ideological call. Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 18, 2023 08:20 PM (3JfbU) 98
I see Fox caved.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 08:14 PM (6dnDK) ******** Delaware jury. Biden Country. I think Fox thought they would get the max thrown at them. Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2023 08:21 PM (NpAcC) 99
Biden Mumbles Through Remarks in Rose Garden Speech, Kisses Nancy Pelosi on the Lips
he aint the Dali Posted by: rhennigantx at April 18, 2023 08:21 PM (BRHaw) 100
Momentum is all on the Devils side at the moment
Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:22 PM (CCSxw) 101
Oh for the sake of completeness, you do get as clear parts the canopy side armor for an A-8/R-8 Sturmbock but again no Mk 108 30mm cannons for the outboard wing positions.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2023 08:22 PM (gOewF) 102
Okay, found Border Models.
I see the problem. They're Chinese! The instructions are likely all in Engrish. Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 08:23 PM (Qxam9) 103
there are a lot of AI pictures being passed off as real now.
How much of that will be kiddie pr0n? Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 18, 2023 08:23 PM (YXHzG) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:23 PM (CCSxw) 105
I will never understand Glenn Reynold's obsession with fecal transplants.
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 07:39 PM (ze+SG) I've noticed that, too. He seems to want to live forever, and is willing to eat someone else's shit to accomplish that. Spoiler Alert : It won't work. Posted by: a.moron _________________ Yeah, he posted something last week about immortality via some kind of age inhibiting shit being only eight years away. But none of that stuff is going to save you from massive trauma, or getting nuked. Or maybe even a heart attack. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 18, 2023 08:23 PM (CcoDx) 106
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2023 08:20 PM (iayUP) You lose a redshirt before first commercial. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 18, 2023 08:23 PM (BRHaw) 107
I missed the earlier about Trump v DeSantis. Ace and DeSantis boosters are wrong. DeSantis is in the process of assuring that whoever is the Republican candidate in 2024 will lose and that includes him.
Wow. Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 08:24 PM (eOEVl) 108
So a condition that is *extremely* rare is now "the leading cause of death" in young athletes. Riiiiight...
"Commotio cordis is the leading cause of death in youth athletes across all sports. That's something that I personally will be taking a step in to make a change." #Bills S Damar Hamlin announces his comeback, details his condition & vows to help others: https://bit.ly/41yVpb6 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 18, 2023 08:24 PM (Do5/p) 109
Glenn Reynolds, though I generally agree with him politically, has this weird obsession with wanting to live forever. A bad idea, for everyone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2023 08:24 PM (atmen) 110
there are a lot of AI pictures being passed off as real now.
How much of that will be kiddie pr0n? Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 18, 2023 08:23 PM (YXHzG) --- Sadly, far too much of it. It will probably be deemed "socially acceptable" because it's not "real." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2023 08:24 PM (BpYfr) 111
I will never understand Glenn Reynold's obsession with fecal transplants.
- (lays $5 on table) He got some glimpse or heard something in passing about what D.C. high-ups have access to and is trying to figure out how to reproduce it without the fetuses. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 08:25 PM (QJpW8) 112
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Take a couple of zpac courses that wipe out your gut biome and it will become important. Pain and gut issues make you focus like a laser on possible solutions. Which is why there are so many mailers out about miracle cures for chronic health issues the MDs can't fix Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2023 08:20 PM (xhaym) Eat a couple of "meals" off the local Mexican food truck and your gut biome will be repopulated. With something. Posted by: a.moron at April 18, 2023 08:25 PM (F6Xpw) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2023 08:26 PM (jzzG8) 114
I will never understand Glenn Reynold's obsession with fecal transplants.
We do lots of things now that destroy the gut biome, and it seems like every other day I read something that ties gut bacteria to some sort of malady, e.g. Alzheimer's. It doesn't seem unreasonable to me that we should want to ensure our guts aren't killing us. Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 08:27 PM (eOEVl) 115
That's right. Death can come anytime.
Death makes an illegal U turn. No ibf nor search warrants. Just. Freeze. Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 18, 2023 08:27 PM (TssVs) 116
I've noticed that, too. He seems to want to live forever, and is willing to eat someone else's shit to accomplish that.
Spoiler Alert : It won't work. Posted by: a.moron _________________ Yeah, he posted something last week about immortality via some kind of age inhibiting shit being only eight years away. But none of that stuff is going to save you from massive trauma, or getting nuked. Or maybe even a heart attack. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 18, 2023 08:23 PM (CcoDx) --- Eating someone else's shit and injecting yourself with the blood of the young used to be taboo. For good reasons. Those behaviors were often used as a sign of being possessed by the Devil. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr) 117
Hallstatt, Austria
*hmm. that would make a fine redoubt* *gotta do something about this dog first...and then, there's Eva* Posted by: Hitler at April 18, 2023 08:28 PM (WMPkR) 118
damn
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 08:28 PM (ZLI7S) 119
Ace and DeSantis boosters are wrong. DeSantis is in the process of assuring that whoever is the Republican candidate in 2024 will lose and that includes him.
I predict this will be the excuse if Trump is the candidate, and he loses, which he will. It's all DeSantis' fault! Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 08:28 PM (eOEVl) 120
You want biomass? I'll show you biomass.
Posted by: Biden's Depends at April 18, 2023 08:28 PM (AiZBA) 121
Eating someone else's shit and injecting yourself with the blood of the young used to be taboo. For good reasons.
To the best of my knowledge, eating is not involved. It's all suppositorial. Why do you think aliens are so interested in probes? Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 08:29 PM (eOEVl) 122
I predict this will be the excuse if Trump is the candidate, and he loses, which he will. It's all DeSantis' fault!
Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 08:28 PM (eOEVl) Yup. Joe Biden is just that popular. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 18, 2023 08:30 PM (AiZBA) 123
Netflix announced Tuesday that it would be sending its last red envelope on Sept. 29, 2023, ending its DVD mailing service after 25 years.
Never had net flix Posted by: rhennigantx at April 18, 2023 08:30 PM (BRHaw) 124
109 Glenn Reynolds, though I generally agree with him politically, has this weird obsession with wanting to live forever. A bad idea, for everyone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2023 08:24 PM (atmen) Yeah, that would be the final nail in the coffin for Social Security, and any other pension plan. Work 40 years, draw benefits for 400 years. Social Security is already doomed, significantly increasing the average lifespan would kill it quicker. Posted by: a.moron at April 18, 2023 08:30 PM (F6Xpw) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:30 PM (CCSxw) 126
Delaware jury.
Biden Country. I think Fox thought they would get the max thrown at them. Posted by: redridinghood I thought the discovery was going to be worth it? Or is that why they settled. They wanted the discovery to remain hidden. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 08:31 PM (6dnDK) 127
I posted a couple nights ago this nice story about how Keeanu Reeves seems to be a genuinely nice, kind and down to earth person: https://bit.ly/3mJdULd
Last night, I had this 90-minute YouTube documentary pop up on my recommendations. Fascinating life he has lived. And very glad he was chosen for "The Matrix" instead of Johnny Depp. And I wish there were more people like him in Hollywood. The Difficult Fate Of Keanu Reeves | Full Biography https://bit.ly/43Wvn3V Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 18, 2023 08:31 PM (Do5/p) 128
aw, baby elephant
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2023 08:31 PM (V13WU) 129
Work 40 years, draw benefits for 400 years. Social Security is already doomed, significantly increasing the average lifespan would kill it quicker.
Living to 700 was the norm in Genesis times. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 08:32 PM (6dnDK) 130
The hills are alive
With the sound of musiiiiiiic With songs they have sung For a thousand yeeeeeears Posted by: runner at April 18, 2023 08:32 PM (V13WU) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 18, 2023 08:32 PM (BRHaw) 132
If you live on a mountainside like that, you probably learn not to drop things.
Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 08:32 PM (AwYPR) 133
That would be cool. Work until you are 65, then live on your pension for another 650 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 08:33 PM (6dnDK) 134
"Living to 700 was the norm in Genesis times.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy" That's because there was no climate change. Posted by: fd at April 18, 2023 08:33 PM (iayUP) 135
That's because there was no climate change.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2023 08:33 PM (iayUP) Well excepting that whole Noah and flood thing. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 18, 2023 08:34 PM (UEHZk) Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 18, 2023 08:35 PM (TssVs) 137
Nice to get a PP here, the ice has been tilted the other way so far this period
Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:35 PM (CCSxw) 138
Somebody needs to get out and give the thread a push.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 18, 2023 08:38 PM (CcoDx) 139
Yahoo/HuffPo: Florida Republican Compares Transgender People To 'X-Men' 'Mutants'
https://tinyurl.com/24ehxwkf Can you imagine some tranny trying to go all Wolverine? "I'm the best there is at what I do, bub. And what I do is cry like a little bitch." Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 08:38 PM (0pCN5) 140
I doubt rest homes are in our futures.
Maybe, rest camps. Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 18, 2023 08:35 PM (TssVs) I'm more into barrel rests in my defensive position. Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2023 08:39 PM (anj39) 141
the Dominion thing ? yeah, Fox screwed up somewhere.
Posted by: runner at April 18, 2023 08:39 PM (V13WU) 142
In a press release on Tuesday, the FDA has declared the monovalent Pfizer and Modena mRNA Covid-19 vaccines are no “longer authorized for use in the United States.”
The decision Posted by: Rhenigantx at April 18, 2023 08:39 PM (BRHaw) 143
Transgender mutants. Not so beautifully mutated.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2023 08:39 PM (iayUP) 144
There we go
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 08:40 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:40 PM (CCSxw) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:41 PM (CCSxw) 147
I love all the doggos in the cafe, tonight, boss!
Even tho' I'm a crazy cat person. Posted by: gourmand du jour, pensively at April 18, 2023 08:41 PM (jTmQV) 148
no goal
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 08:41 PM (ZLI7S) 149
Cat Experts:
"Biscuits' teets are very pronounced, very pointy and have a small crusted white spot on them." Does that mean anything? Posted by: Ciampino --- Kitten update https://is.gd/WQ5JcT at April 18, 2023 08:41 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:42 PM (CCSxw) 151
Somebody needs to get out and give the thread a push.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 18, 2023 08:38 PM (CcoDx) https://tinyurl.com/4wpby7hp Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2023 08:42 PM (0pCN5) Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2023 08:43 PM (eOEVl) 153
Biden releasing thousands of illegals that have polio or TB into our cities is interesting.
Posted by: The Country shrugs? at April 18, 2023 08:43 PM (vKfX7) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:43 PM (CCSxw) 155
Now that's a goal
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 08:44 PM (ZLI7S) 156
Does that mean anything?
Posted by: Ciampino --- Kitten update https://is.gd/WQ5JcT at April 18, 2023 08:41 PM (qfLjt) Dunno...Ben Stiller character sez you can milk a cat. Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 08:44 PM (AwYPR) 157
"Biscuits' teets are very pronounced, very pointy and have a small crusted white spot on them."
Does that mean anything? Posted by: Ciampino" You probably want to avoid chestfeeding. Posted by: fd at April 18, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP) 158
The skill the guys have, it’s unreal..,
Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:44 PM (CCSxw) 159
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2023 08:44 PM (qoGsy) 160
Nice to get a PP here, the ice has been tilted the other way so far this period.
It happens. Filling the trays perfectly level is impossible. Posted by: Tailor at April 18, 2023 08:45 PM (zpt1t) 161
142 In a press release on Tuesday, the FDA has declared the monovalent Pfizer and Modena mRNA Covid-19 vaccines are no “longer authorized for use in the United States.”
Well, yeah. They are up to the bivalent or trivalent at this point. But how is there an EUA when there is no emergency anymore? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 08:45 PM (6dnDK) 162
In a press release on Tuesday, the FDA has declared the monovalent Pfizer and Modena mRNA Covid-19 vaccines are no “longer authorized for use in the United States.”
The decision Posted by: Rhenigantx ------------- In other news today: Former Ravens DL Chris Smith passes away at 31 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2023 08:45 PM (C0kHf) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:46 PM (CCSxw) 164
Nice to get a PP here, the ice has been tilted the other way so far this period.
It happens. Filling the trays perfectly level is impossible. Posted by: Tailor ----- This should be left to the professionals. Posted by: Zamboni at April 18, 2023 08:48 PM (C0kHf) 165
In other news today: Former Ravens DL Chris Smith passes away at 31
Posted by: Mike Hammer Wait! Lemme guess - 'from unknown causes'. RIP Chris. Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2023 08:48 PM (qoGsy) Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2023 08:48 PM (Xrfse) 167
Anyone know a way of sending a few bucks ace's way without using PayPal? Been trying but nothing has worked so far. The sidebar link only leads to PayPal.
Posted by: JmT at April 18, 2023 08:48 PM (lnUUQ) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:49 PM (CCSxw) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 08:51 PM (CCSxw) 170
Wait! Lemme guess - 'from unknown causes'. RIP Chris. Posted by: Tonypete unknown causes'. ----- Yahoo News: "It was unclear how he died. " Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2023 08:52 PM (LPLin) 171
The M-5 artificial intelligence computer would have been fine if it had not been imprinted by a loony.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2023 08:53 PM (iayUP) Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 08:53 PM (ZLI7S) 173
Yahoo News: "It was unclear how he died. "
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2023 08:52 PM (LPLin) PEDs? Lead poisoning? Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 08:54 PM (AwYPR) 174
Gaur and bison videos have been in short supply recently.
Posted by: Cattle Annie at April 18, 2023 08:55 PM (Nn3xT) 175
there are a lot of AI pictures being passed off as real now.
How much of that will be kiddie pr0n? Posted by: Reuben Hick Sadly, far too much of it. It will probably be deemed "socially acceptable" because it's not "real." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Legal, probably. "No child was harmed." Socially acceptable, hopefully not. It'll be like the groomer books in the school libraries. Acceptable until someone actually reads them..... when someone lifts up the rock at a school board meeting, the cockroaches scatter. .....and then try to have the rock-lifter arrested, of course. Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 08:56 PM (DgGvY) 176
Anyone know a way of sending a few bucks ace's way without using PayPal? Been trying but nothing has worked so far. The sidebar link only leads to PayPal.
Just send me a check made out to "Community of AOS Sending Help", or "CASH" if you don't want to write all that out. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 18, 2023 08:58 PM (Bd6X8) 177
In a press release on Tuesday, the FDA has declared the monovalent Pfizer and Modena mRNA Covid-19 vaccines are no “longer authorized for use in the United States.”
Well, yeah. They are up to the bivalent or trivalent at this point. But how is there an EUA when there is no emergency anymore? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy So they just banned a bunch of stuff that's expired, and no longer being made? And it can be an emergency as long as one Hawaiian judge still breathes. Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2023 08:58 PM (DgGvY) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 09:00 PM (CCSxw) 179
I realized something while the wife and I were out on a date the other night. There was a cross-dresser at the restaurant and he looked absurd, which was the point. They don't think they look like women. They're the geeky losers from high school and college that were awkward perverts that no one wanted to be around, and they've figured out how to exert power over others.
Regardless, something occurred to me. One of the things I hate the most about what they're doing is how harmful it is to ugly women. Bless their hearts, they're doing their best with what they've got already, and now people (and potential ugly men) are wondering "Is that a man?" and avoiding them. That sucks. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:01 PM (QJpW8) 180
'I Died On National TV!' Bills Damar Hamlin 'Fully Cleared' to Play - And 'Save Generations'
"Damar (Hamlin) is prepared to come back and play," Buffalo Bills general manager Brandon Beane said on Tuesday. https://tinyurl.com/67fczf79 Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2023 09:02 PM (NpAcC) 181
Got my CO refund
can't decide whether I want to blow it all on comic books or candy & gum Posted by: DB - shooting the breeze at April 18, 2023 09:04 PM (geLO8) 182
Hard to think of a better puck duo in recent years than Toews and Kane. Both left the Blackhawks this year. End of an era.
Posted by: JmT at April 18, 2023 09:05 PM (lnUUQ) 183
Also have you noticed that cross-dressers are exempt from dress code requirements? Apparently you can dress like a 1990s goth kid so long as you're a pervert and the bosses won't say sh*t.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:07 PM (QJpW8) 184
RIP Ahmad Jamal.
Posted by: gp's Faulty Terathrust at April 18, 2023 09:07 PM (MvF+J) 185
Got my CO refund
can't decide whether I want to blow it all on comic books or candy & gum I had to pay the feds and the state for the first time ever. Finally, a year I didn't give them an interest free loan. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 18, 2023 09:07 PM (Bd6X8) Posted by: browndog on his cell at April 18, 2023 09:09 PM (CCSxw) 187
Mailed off my taxes. Given the fiscal chaos perpetrated in DC, I increasingly question the point of doing so. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 18, 2023 09:09 PM (MoZTd) 188
Gaur and bison videos have been in short supply recently.
Posted by: Cattle Annie at April 18, 2023 08:55 PM And yak and Purple Martin and bat videos, as well. To be fair, there has been an overabundance of penguin videos, though. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2023 09:11 PM (a3Q+t) 189
there are a lot of AI pictures being passed off as real now.
How much of that will be kiddie pr0n? Posted by: Reuben Hick Sadly, far too much of it. It will probably be deemed "socially acceptable" because it's not "real." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Legal, probably. "No child was harmed." There was a guy in Franklin County, OH a few years back who was convicted of child pron even though he only ever wrote pedo stories, shared them with no one, and never had any contract with a child. Sick yes. But a criminal? Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2023 09:11 PM (qoGsy) 190
You had me at ice cream.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2023 09:12 PM (pTb/Z) Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 18, 2023 09:12 PM (V4X9X) 192
"I had to pay the feds and the state for the first time ever. Finally, a year I didn't give them an interest free loan."
Owed the feds almost exactly what I got back from the state. Break even year. Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2023 09:13 PM (gLRfa) 193
182 Hard to think of a better puck duo in recent years than Toews and Kane. Both left the Blackhawks this year. End of an era.
Posted by: JmT at April 18, 2023 09:05 PM (lnUUQ) They were fun to watch. McDavid and Draisaitl are very bit as good...and in McDavid's case infinitely better. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:13 PM (CCSxw) 194
To be fair, there has been an overabundance of penguin videos, though. Posted by: Duncanthrax ----- A paucity of woodchuck vids. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2023 09:13 PM (ABY7r) 195
Hinderaker gives up on DJT (assuming Hinderaker was ever MAGA in the first place):
https://tinyurl.com/2v44u575 Posted by: gp's Faulty Terathrust at April 18, 2023 09:14 PM (MvF+J) 196
Spuds McKenzie tried to give me a blowjob and a beer.
I had to turn down the beer. Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 18, 2023 09:12 PM (V4X9X) Nobody raised hell when he was pushing Bud Light, did they? Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 09:14 PM (AwYPR) 197
We've been getting the stink-eye from neighborhood robins this week. They want to build nests on our veranda and we keep going outside to relax. How are they supposed to do their homemaking with humans around?
Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2023 09:15 PM (Emce2) 198
We've been getting the stink-eye from neighborhood robins this week. They want to build nests on our veranda and we keep going outside to relax. How are they supposed to do their homemaking with humans around?
Posted by: Emmie ----- I try to be considerate of the house wrens that have built nests in my porch structure. Try... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2023 09:17 PM (ABY7r) 199
We've been getting the stink-eye from neighborhood robins this week. They want to build nests on our veranda and we keep going outside to relax. How are they supposed to do their homemaking with humans around?
Just tell the little birdies, "Pay rent or get bent." Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 18, 2023 09:17 PM (Bd6X8) 200
Just tell the little birdies, "Pay rent or get bent."
Posted by: Blanco Basura ------- Sorry. After 30 days, we have squatters rights. Posted by: The birds at April 18, 2023 09:18 PM (Xh7X1) Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 09:18 PM (AwYPR) 202
A paucity of woodchuck vids.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2023 09:13 PM (ABY7r) I must say, though, that no gnus is good gnus. Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2023 09:19 PM (xhaym) 203
179 I realized something while the wife and I were out on a date the other night. There was a cross-dresser at the restaurant and he looked absurd, which was the point. They don't think they look like women. They're the geeky losers from high school and college that were awkward perverts that no one wanted to be around, and they've figured out how to exert power over others.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:01 PM (QJpW A tranny showed up at one of my husband's shows. One of our friends danced with him a bit. Then she tried to give him a few style tips. I overheard and just about choked trying not to laugh. Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2023 09:20 PM (Emce2) 204
There's a hummingbird nest around close. I haven't looked too hard as I don't want to disturb anyone and it's probably too small for me to find anyway. Plus, those little buggers will put your eye out if you get too close to their eggs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:20 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:21 PM (CCSxw) Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:21 PM (QJpW8) 207
Very nice cover of Someone Like You by Brooklyn Duo.
https://tinyurl.com/4n2b966a --- Love this. Mom & I are now binge listening to their YouTube channel. Posted by: screaming in digital at April 18, 2023 09:21 PM (aBJcM) 208
You had me at ice cream.
Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2023 09:12 PM (pTb/Z) ***** Blue Bell, that little creamery in Brenham, TX., makes the best ice cream. Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2023 09:21 PM (NpAcC) 209
McDavid and Draisaitl are very bit as good...and in McDavid's case infinitely better.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:13 PM (CCSxw) No doubt McDavid is better. But will the Cups follow? The shadow of the Great One looms large over the Oilers. Posted by: JmT at April 18, 2023 09:22 PM (lnUUQ) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:23 PM (CCSxw) 211
For awhile I would have finches building a nest in my hanging basket. I would check to see where the nest was so I wouldn't accidentally flood the nest when I watered the basket.
Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2023 09:23 PM (Emce2) 212
204 There's a hummingbird nest around close. I haven't looked too hard as I don't want to disturb anyone and it's probably too small for me to find anyway. Plus, those little buggers will put your eye out if you get too close to their eggs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:20 PM (U2p+3) *Ahem* Posted by: Big Ole Can O Mace at April 18, 2023 09:23 PM (0pCN5) 213
I bought an Egard watch last year and have been getting emails since. I was glad that they weighed in on the Current Thing, opposed to Nike et al:
https://tinyurl.com/5dz76hkk Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 18, 2023 09:24 PM (/+bwe) 214
No doubt McDavid is better. But will the Cups follow? The shadow of the Great One looms large over the Oilers.
Posted by: JmT at April 18, 2023 09:22 PM (lnUUQ) That's on the GM to solve... Team chemistry is a fickle beast. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:24 PM (CCSxw) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:26 PM (CCSxw) 216
213 I bought an Egard watch last year and have been getting emails since. I was glad that they weighed in on the Current Thing, opposed to Nike et al:
https://tinyurl.com/5dz76hkk Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 18, 2023 09:24 PM (/+bwe) Whoa. Well-done and brutally truthful. Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2023 09:28 PM (Emce2) 217
It's weird. Bi-guy in NO shows up a couple of hours before the Dominion news, then disappears right after. And it happens every time Dominion is in the news, consistently.
It's almost like he's a paid shill or something. Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 18, 2023 07:31 PM (UfRqq) Anyone who doesn't think there is a lot of terribly hinky shit with Dominion is living in a dream world. Their so-called "services" are simply not needed. Paper ballots, counted manually, by volunteers selected from lists provided by the candidates. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2023 09:28 PM (tkR6S) 218
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:20 PM (U2p+3)
You get 4-5 species out there, here in the east, we only get Ruby Throated. Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 09:28 PM (AwYPR) 219
For what it's worth, colostrum seems to help restore good gut bacteria. I use the goat kind.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 18, 2023 09:29 PM (u7leW) 220
I'm not really sure the Thunderstruck baby nails it, but it is a very fun and funny effort. And babies are almost always cute.
Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2023 09:30 PM (NJ9MR) 221
Devils deserved 2 penalties.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 09:30 PM (ZLI7S) 222
More of the Brooklyn Duo. Cover of Zombie by the Cranberries. Ridiculously good, IMHO.
https://tinyurl.com/3349xv8j Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2023 09:31 PM (Xrfse) 223
Justice
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 09:31 PM (ZLI7S) 224
6-2 end of the 2nd in Toronto
Lighting in control ****** Rags score 4-0 That's a winner winner chicken dinner Jack Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:31 PM (CCSxw) 225
As a young, impressionable lad I abandoned the piano for the guitar. I wish I had stayed with both.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2023 09:33 PM (Xrfse) 226
I've noticed that, too. He seems to want to live forever, and is willing to eat someone else's shit to accomplish that.
Spoiler Alert : It won't work. Posted by: a.moron at April 18, 2023 08:16 PM (F6Xpw) If fecal transplants were life enhancing, fags would live forever. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2023 09:34 PM (tkR6S) 227
bluebell, How is Jane doing? I was not around the blog much this weekend. Is there any way I could send condolences to her?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2023 09:34 PM (a4EWo) 228
I can't say I don't approve, but I can't say I hate it either. L.I.B.
@alanhenney 3h BANK ROBBERY at TD Bank at 8th St and Florida Ave NW DC. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2023 09:35 PM (jzzG8) 229
Good start, browndog.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 09:35 PM (ZLI7S) 230
Bidens’ tax returns show first couple made $579,514 in 2022
Posted by: DB - shooting the breeze at April 18, 2023 09:36 PM (geLO8) 231
I enjoy penguin videos. I know some folks don't like them because they smell terrible, but I can't smell them on my screen. So, they get a pass from me.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at April 18, 2023 09:37 PM (Nn3xT) 232
What is Doctor Doctor Jill's job
Posted by: DB - shooting the breeze at April 18, 2023 09:37 PM (geLO8) 233
22 Hallstatt. One of the roots of
Posted by: Fox2! at April 18, 2023 07:42 PM (jf6Id) FIFM Posted by: Fox 2! at April 18, 2023 09:37 PM (4GxJn) 234
Re the Everything Is An Op mindset: was the purpose of the Trump indictment to show Trump that the cartoon legal system WILL toss him in the slammer no matter what the legality issues are and the cartoon media will convince enough people that he is actually guilty that there wouldn't be enough popular anger to keep it from happening? So Don and Junior immediately come out in favor or Disney and AB to make themselves unpopular enough that Heavy D can get the nomination. I am very nervous about Heavy D being a shill, especially considering how many Conservative Heroes have turned out to be only playing that in wrestling.
Posted by: azjaeger at April 18, 2023 09:38 PM (3/XaG) 235
>I enjoy penguin videos.
I like dashcam fender-bender stuff. Watching idiots in cars fvck up is entertaining to me. Posted by: DB - shooting the breeze at April 18, 2023 09:39 PM (geLO8) 236
I am very nervous about Heavy D being a shill, especially considering how many Conservative Heroes have turned out to be only playing that in wrestling.
Posted by: azjaeger Possible but it's good to remember that one jab at Trump was not only was he a NewYork RINO but he was secretly a Hillary fan and ran to tank the GOP nom. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2023 09:41 PM (jzzG8) 237
There's a live feed from the Monterey Aquarium of the sea otters and one from the Vancouver Aquarium that I tune in to when I'm sad or stressed. I love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:41 PM (U2p+3) 238
@203 ,179 walked into my local convenient store (Stewart's) the other morning . A guy walks in about 65 with reddish -purple hair, a skirt over leggings boots and a halter top with his midriff showing . Not a pretty site .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2023 09:42 PM (Uk8NJ) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:42 PM (CCSxw) 240
Bidens’ tax returns show first couple made $579,514 in 2022
-- Donated it, right? Never accepted a salary? Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:45 PM (PW63N) 241
Is it fair that almost all penguins not in zoos live below the equator? Is there any good reason we can't help them expand their range? Wouldn't it be cute to see them in New York Harbor, Boston, Nantucket, riding the wave in Thunder Hole in Maine? Puget Sound, Portland, the possibilities are endless. Won't you help by sponsoring a foster penguin for only $19 a month? With your sponsorship, please choose our tote bag or this adorable blanket.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at April 18, 2023 09:46 PM (Nn3xT) 242
bluebell, How is Jane doing? I was not around the blog much this weekend. Is there any way I could send condolences to her?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2023 09:34 PM (a4EWo) --------- I haven't talked with her for a few days, but she did give me her address. Can you email me? If you don't know my address, you can email Weasel at the gun thread. Posted by: bluebell at April 18, 2023 09:46 PM (pTb/Z) 243
Lol please make your payments!:
"We have temporarily closed our dealerships and are working on a solution to re-open them as soon as possible. But don't worry. We aren't going anywhere! US Auto's affiliated loan servicing company (USASF Servicing LLC) is still open to accept your payments and assist in servicing your account. Please continue to make your payments as scheduled and reach out to us with any account questions," a statement posted on the homepage of subprime car dealership US Auto Sales. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 09:46 PM (6dnDK) 244
"Watching idiots in cars fvck up is entertaining to me."
My favorite is a dash cam vid of 2 Russians in a car on a skinny road adjacent to a river. Obviously going too fast. The 2 guys in the car are arguing. Suddenly the car goes off the road into the river. The windshield goes brown as the car sinks. One guy says "not good, not good..." Posted by: gourmand du jour, pensively at April 18, 2023 09:46 PM (jTmQV) 245
walked into my local convenient store (Stewart's) the other morning . A guy walks in about 65 with reddish -purple hair, a skirt over leggings boots and a halter top with his midriff showing . Not a pretty site .
Posted by: Smell the Glove - It's easy to understand once you think about the losers who sat in their moms basements eating snacks and isolating themselves even from the nerds. People who made the D&D crowd look like outgoing lady killers. Those are the cross-dressers. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:47 PM (PW63N) 246
AOP, since Bush Gore the D's decided they would never lose an election they cared about. 2016 caught them off balance. Since then ballot harvesting, mail-in.
Posted by: JmT at April 18, 2023 09:47 PM (lnUUQ) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 18, 2023 09:48 PM (CCSxw) 248
Awww, Ace, you did really well. Pups, a baby elephant, a few people living their best lives... a nice Cafe & a good close to this day. 🤗
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at April 18, 2023 09:49 PM (GshMh) 249
I haven't talked with her for a few days, but she did give me her address. Can you email me? If you don't know my address, you can email Weasel at the gun thread.
Posted by: bluebell --- I'd like to send something to Jane too - my email is in my nic Posted by: screaming in digital at April 18, 2023 09:49 PM (aBJcM) 250
Nite browndog.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S) 251
ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2023 09:51 PM (Q/6pY) 252
I have a patient who wears flannel lumberjack shirts and a red leather skirt with womens flats. He had a full beard. Has a nicer handbag collection than most women. He's a guy. Doesn't pretend he's a woman. He just likes to wear leather mini skirts and womens shoes and carry Coach handbags.
He's mid 60s. Nice guy. Kinda weird. But polite and comes to his appointments on time. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:51 PM (U2p+3) 253
Mr. D'oh, May his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2023 09:52 PM (EZebt) 254
Possible but it's good to remember that one jab at Trump was not only was he a NewYork RINO but he was secretly a Hillary fan and ran to tank the GOP nom.
Trump has always been nothing more than a 1940s Democrat in reality, without the need to make a pile politically for him and his family. It's a sign of how corrupt and selfish and unthinking of their home nation the Uniparty has become that they were appalled by the direction Trump wanted to go. How dare he threaten the systematic looting of the country by the private and public leadership class? Posted by: azjaeger at April 18, 2023 09:52 PM (3/XaG) 255
He just likes to wear leather mini skirts and womens shoes and carry Coach handbags.
Kinda weird? Yikes. Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2023 09:53 PM (Xrfse) 256
I have a patient who wears flannel lumberjack shirts and a red leather skirt with womens flats. He had a full beard. Has a nicer handbag collection than most women. He's a guy. Doesn't pretend he's a woman. He just likes to wear leather mini skirts and womens shoes and carry Coach handbags.
He's mid 60s. Nice guy. Kinda weird. But polite and comes to his appointments on time. Posted by: nurse ratched -- You have a man who exhibits clear mental illness, and mental illness of a sexual nature, and gets off on making you play along pretending it's normal. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:54 PM (PW63N) Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 09:54 PM (AwYPR) 258
>>252 I have a patient who wears flannel lumberjack shirts and a red leather skirt with womens flats. But polite and comes to his appointments on time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:51 PM (U2p+3) His sacrifice is not worthy of Tclactlquesonacho. Instruct him to become a waiter at Chuck E. Cheese, forever. Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2023 09:54 PM (Q/6pY) 259
Hopefully that man is never left alone around any children or teenagers.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:55 PM (PW63N) 260
I hate the annoying game of whatever my opponent says or does, i believe the opposite.
Especially when your opponent is on the same ideological page as you. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2023 09:55 PM (6dnDK) Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Xrfse) 262
You have a man who exhibits clear mental illness, and mental illness of a sexual nature, and gets off on making you play along pretending it's normal.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals Blow it out your ass. I never said I pretend it's normal. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:56 PM (U2p+3) 263
I have a patient who wears flannel lumberjack shirts and a red leather skirt with womens flats. . . .
Posted by: nurse ratched "And that's okay!" -- Monty Python Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2023 09:56 PM (qoGsy) 264
I have a patient who wears flannel lumberjack shirts and a red leather skirt with womens flats. But polite and comes to his appointments on time.
Posted by: nurse ratched --- Not quite as weird, but I used to see a guy on the Iowa City bus every Friday evening, wearing a kilt and carrying a 12 pack of Mountain Dew. This guy is clearly living his best life. Posted by: screaming in digital at April 18, 2023 09:57 PM (aBJcM) 265
You have a man who exhibits clear mental illness, and mental illness of a sexual nature, and gets off on making you play along pretending it's normal.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals Blow it out your ass. I never said I pretend it's normal. Posted by: nurse ratched - No need to be defensive. I wasn't attacking you personally. I didn't say you thought he was normal. He is treated like a normal person. I assume if he's not you'd get in trouble with your bosses. That's the pretend part. And that's the part he gets off sexually on. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:58 PM (PW63N) 266
I didn't see one keg on those St. Bernards. You're killing me here!
It's a good thing I don't drink and ski. Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 18, 2023 09:59 PM (V4X9X) 267
Just because I don't lose my mind and freak out doesn't imply approval. What am I supposed to do? Even if I weren't in the workplace, I'd not be confrontational. I think its amusing. He's not going to schools. He's not stalking playgrounds. He's not insisting I call him anything other than Mr X.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2023 09:59 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2023 10:01 PM (AwYPR) 269
Just because I don't lose my mind and freak out doesn't imply approval. What am I supposed to do? Even if I weren't in the workplace, I'd not be confrontational. I think its amusing. He's not going to schools. He's not stalking playgrounds. He's not insisting I call him anything other than Mr X.
Posted by: nurse ratched -- Again, I'm not saying this about you. I'm saying this about him. "You have a man who exhibits clear mental illness, and mental illness of a sexual nature, and gets off on making you play along pretending it's normal. " He knows people won't be confrontational, too. That's what Heritage Americans do. We live and let live. That doesn't mean he doesn't get off on no one laughing at him or offering to help him with his sexually-derived mental illness. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 10:02 PM (PW63N) 270
>>You have a man who exhibits clear mental illness, and mental illness of a sexual nature, and gets off on making you play along pretending it's normal.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:54 PM (PW63N) I have a commenter who exhibits clear accusation without evidence, and unfamiliarity with the norms of evidentiary discovery (and conversational decorum), and gets off on asserting coarse conversational behavior. Try decaf. Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2023 10:03 PM (Q/6pY) 271
He's not going to schools. He's not stalking playgrounds.
--- Let's not go too far off of things we know for certain. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 10:03 PM (PW63N) 272
I have a commenter who exhibits clear accusation without evidence, and unfamiliarity with the norms of evidentiary discovery (and conversational decorum), and gets off on asserting coarse conversational behavior.
Try decaf. Posted by: ZOD --- Link? Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 10:04 PM (PW63N) 273
>>Again, I'm not saying this about you. I'm saying this about him.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 10:02 PM (PW63N) And I'm saying this about you. You're being a pushy, obnoxious asshole. Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2023 10:05 PM (Q/6pY) 274
For what it's worth, colostrum seems to help restore good gut bacteria. I use the goat kind.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 18, 2023 09:29 PM (u7leW) What do I do if I don't have a pregnant goat handy? Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2023 10:06 PM (xhaym) 275
Somebody killed the thread.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 18, 2023 10:09 PM (V4X9X) 276
Link?
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 10:04 PM (PW63N) https://tinyurl.com/mr4ckvct Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2023 10:11 PM (xhaym) 277
That's the pretend part. And that's the part he gets off sexually on.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 09:58 PM (PW63N) Did you want to hear about my mother too? Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2023 10:12 PM (xhaym) 278
Ah, Rangers prevail, puppies in the snow and the peaceful glory of Hallstatt without all the tourists. Great end to a Tuesday.
Ice cream? Best in the world is Movenpick. Those Swiss cows deserve a medal for that delicacy. Posted by: Grateful at April 18, 2023 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq) 279
And I'm saying this about you. You're being a pushy, obnoxious asshole.
- After repeatedly pointing out that I'm not directing anything at a fellow commenter and only discussing current events, mainly calling out actions by the mentally ill that we have watched destroy society as we sit by and not be pushy or obnoxious and keep them away from power. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 10:14 PM (PW63N) 280
Video killed the radio star.
Can't stand to see newbie shitheads come in and take the best beanbag chair in the 2ood-panel den. And bless out the reals. And take the clicker. And the popcorn bowl. Not ready for the new anarchy, still negotiating the last one. Posted by: ZOD at April 18, 2023 10:14 PM (Q/6pY) 281
https://tinyurl.com/mr4ckvct
Posted by: Kindltot - (please be a rick roll please be a rick roll please be a rick roll...) Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 18, 2023 10:14 PM (PW63N) 282
Sorry, I've been changing socks a lot lately with all the news stories.
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