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G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 04:11 AM (xhxe8) 2
G'day Skip
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 17, 2023 04:13 AM (BLOW1) 3
Hi Skip, What's cooking for breakfast today??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2023 04:13 AM (a4EWo) 4
Woke up at 1:30 and was up mostly since then.
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 04:14 AM (xhxe8) 5
I have blueberrys, so pancakes and sausages
Little bit late start today, so I'd better get moving Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 04:16 AM (xhxe8) 6
Mornin' all
A blustery 31 degrees here this morning after having 5 days or so in the 70s. Mother Nature hates us! Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 17, 2023 04:17 AM (TVanI) 7
Hi Debby and Skip!
Mommy blueberry pancakes. I'm doing the same old - egg sandwich. With ham instead of bacon Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 17, 2023 04:19 AM (TVanI) 8
BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2023 04:22 AM (MBGMJ) Posted by: Aunt Philadelphia Fed at April 17, 2023 04:23 AM (EJKJr) 10
OK, this new phone is making me crazy.
Not 'mommy' Mmmmm! Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 17, 2023 04:23 AM (TVanI) 11
Hi My LIfe, and Skip, I don't really like pancakes but sausage or bacon makes me happy, that and a good cup of coffee and I am good to go. Didn't sleep too much myself tonight, but I feel good. Wish that I could just get in my car and go for a nice long drive to nowhere in particular right now.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2023 04:23 AM (a4EWo) 12
Morning, all! I'm about to lunge out the door to work out. So far it's not a bad day. MeTV had the very first Mission: Impossible episode on just now. Classic stuff, an entire movie's worth of story in just 52 minutes. Amazing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 04:25 AM (omVj0) 13
Morning, all! I'm about to lunge out the door to work out. So far it's not a bad day. MeTV had the very first Mission: Impossible episode on just now. Classic stuff, an entire movie's worth of story in just 52 minutes. Amazing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I would like to apply for the job Aurelius wants to leave, down by the levee. Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 17, 2023 04:29 AM (EJKJr) 14
Hey Wolfus! I don't watch much TV but when I do, it's the classics. Usually as a wind down before bed. Tubi on my phone has a bunch of stuff from my early years in life
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 17, 2023 04:31 AM (TVanI) Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 17, 2023 04:33 AM (TVanI) Posted by: Retirement Community of Miklos du Monde at April 17, 2023 04:33 AM (EJKJr) 17
Been having a really rough go of it lately. Feeling trapped inside my head. Would not recommend.
Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 17, 2023 04:44 AM (X6Fiv) 18
Steve Hilton delivered a really retarded monologue last night about how Republicans need to stop federalizing issues like abortion and education. Apparently, murder should be completely illegal in some states and completely legal in other states.
Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 17, 2023 04:47 AM (X6Fiv) 19
Been having a really rough go of it lately. Maybe get in touch with your inner self? I hear one ply tp is good for that. Posted by: Public Service Announcement at April 17, 2023 04:48 AM (enJYY) 20
Up early, today the roofers arrive to install a new roof. I'm sure I'll be happy when they finish. I like it quiet.
Off with the old and on with the new. Big red dumpster in the drive way. See, neighbors, I do some things to keep this house in reasonable shape. Now to get the driveway resurfaced after the dumpster is gone. Houses around here seem to be selling. I have an old ranch surrounded by big new homes. Where does everyone get the money to buy such houses. Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 04:49 AM (8p0Zk) 21
Never had chicory coffee
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 04:51 AM (xhxe8) 22
Steve Hilton delivered a really retarded monologue last night about how Republicans need to stop federalizing issues like abortion and education. Apparently, murder should be completely illegal in some states and completely legal in other states.
Posted by: Michael Mann Fan at April 17, 2023 04:47 AM (X6Fiv) That's how we got Roe v. Wade in the first place. 'A patchwork quilt of abortion laws.' Now that quilt is one size smothers all. Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2023 04:58 AM (emlEe) 23
Never had chicory coffee
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 *** It's stronger than dark roast and weaker than espresso. It's not to everybody's taste. I brought some to work in Denver one Christmas, figuring to treat my co-workers. An hour later I heard somebody asking, "Is there something wrong with the coffeemaker?" I gave up after that. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 05:00 AM (omVj0) Posted by: m at April 17, 2023 05:00 AM (Ww1lp) 25
You never appreciate chicory coffee until you have a cup, with an order of beignets, at Cafe du Monde.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2023 05:07 AM (emlEe) 26
Breakfast was very good
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 05:13 AM (xhxe8) 27
Breakfast was very good
Posted by: Skip Baseball been berry, berry good to me. ...Chico Escuela... Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 05:21 AM (Zrzqo) 28
Good morning morons
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2023 05:25 AM (EZebt) 29
Germany's motto..
Better to freeze in the dark, then glow in the dark. How dare we do anything else? Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 05:26 AM (Zrzqo) 30
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 17, 2023 05:30 AM (ju2Fy) 31
Chic a boom ....chic a boom....chic a dee grind them lil birdies.
Posted by: safristi at April 17, 2023 05:32 AM (4Sm29) 32
Germany will be fine. Remember, no more snow and cold in winter now. gloBUlL wARmeriNg.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 17, 2023 05:38 AM (sAmhv) 33
gloBUlL wARmeriNg.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 17, 2023 05:38 AM (sAmhv) More like Global Warmongering. On The Little People, The Hoi Polloi, The Salt of the Earth. You know, Morons! Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2023 05:42 AM (emlEe) 34
Germany is fked, they have a Muslim invasion
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 05:42 AM (xhxe8) 35
25 You never appreciate chicory coffee until you have a cup, with an order of beignets, at Cafe du Monde.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2023 *** A coffee house on Central Avenue in Albuquerque had chicory coffee, and green chile bagels, back in '94 when I last visited. People here yap about "the food," as if this is the only place in America to get good chow. Well, part of the experience to go out to eat is the look of the place, the atmosphere, and the way you're treated. Miss Linda and I went to a small independent pizza place on Saturday evening. Decent prices, but the place looked dreary and dingy, our "waiter" was a fat fluty-voiced gay man, and as she put it, "I don't know what they put in my shrimp Alfredo, but it wasn't shrimp." When I think of the colorful and clean places with god food I ate in during the Denver time and my ABQ visits, I could weep. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 05:43 AM (omVj0) 36
Good morning, hordians!
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2023 05:43 AM (4I/2K) 37
Oops. My 35: "good" food.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 05:44 AM (omVj0) 38
When I think of the colorful and clean places with god food I ate in during the Denver time and my ABQ visits, I could weep.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Oh c'mon!! You're paying for the diversity! It's exxxxtra yummy Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 05:45 AM (Zrzqo) 39
Light rain here a bit ago, didn't know that was coming. Have drywall in back of truck
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 05:48 AM (xhxe8) 40
yo wut sup
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 05:48 AM (BRHaw) 41
People here yap about "the food," as if this is the only place in America to get good chow. Well, part of the experience to go out to eat is the look of the place, the atmosphere, and the way you're treated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 05:43 AM (omVj0) The best pizza I've ever had was in Buenos Aires. But I ain't orderin' take-out any time soon. John's, in The Village (wood burning oven), for thin crust or L & B Spumoni Gardens in Bensonhurst for Sicilian (and homemade Spumoni) will have to do. Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2023 05:48 AM (emlEe) 42
I managed to dodge traffic and delays with the French Quarter Fest this weekend -- yet another example of how this city is turning my old neighborhood into a cash cow and theme park. Next is the Zurich Golf Classic, which is located near me (!), and then the Jazz Fest. Jeez, these people are masochists. It's too hot and humid already to spend the entire day outdoors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2023 05:49 AM (omVj0) 43
Reminder - starship first launch scheduled for this morning 7am edt.
Posted by: Slash Buzz at April 17, 2023 05:49 AM (qVs5k) 44
Launch link on sidebar
Posted by: Slash Buzz at April 17, 2023 05:50 AM (qVs5k) Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 17, 2023 05:51 AM (BLOW1) 46
'Don't demonize them': Chicago's new mayor-elect says it's 'not constructive' to vilify marauding gang of teens that torched cars in rampage organized on social media
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 05:51 AM (BRHaw) 47
twas 82 on saturday...there is now 2 inches of snow on my vehicle
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 17, 2023 05:51 AM (+I6Y/) 48
Leading AI companies are eager for onerous government regulation. (New York Times)
Because - though the article fails to grasp this obvious point because it is written by an idiot - that will crush smaller competitors. --- It's insane to realize we're past the event horizon on this and the best case scenario in regards to "AI" is EMP bursts that destroy modern civilization as we know it before "Oh, this new way of using search engines that is programmed to say we need to do X or Y says we need to do X or Y" becomes the norm. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 05:54 AM (9ULwW) 49
'Don't demonize them': Chicago's new mayor-elect says it's 'not constructive' to vilify marauding gang of teens that torched cars in rampage organized on social media
Posted by: rhennigantx I see a demand for Midnight Basketball in Chicagos future. Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 05:54 AM (Zrzqo) 50
twas 82 on saturday...there is now 2 inches of snow on my vehicle
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 17, 2023 05:51 AM (+I6Y/) Global Warmening, What can't it do? Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2023 05:54 AM (4I/2K) 51
'Don't demonize them': Chicago's new mayor-elect says it's 'not constructive' to vilify marauding gang of teens that torched cars in rampage organized on social media
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 05:51 AM (BRHaw) Society is to blame again I guess. Anyways . . . Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2023 05:56 AM (4I/2K) 52
It's insane to realize we're past the event horizon on this and the best case scenario in regards to "AI" is EMP bursts that destroy modern civilization as we know it before "Oh, this new way of using search engines that is programmed to say we need to do X or Y says we need to do X or Y" becomes the norm.
Fortunately for humanity, AI is mostly garbage programmed by idiots. Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 17, 2023 05:56 AM (BLOW1) 53
well duh
Twitter owner and CEO Elon Musk has claimed in a new interview how the U.S. government had complete access to users private messages on Twitter. Musk stated how he was surprised when he learned of the revelation. Musk then goes one step further and admits how government agencies had full access to everything that was happening on Twitter. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 05:58 AM (BRHaw) 54
Fortunately for humanity, AI is mostly garbage programmed by idiots.
-------------------- GIGO will save us from AI? Thank God for good old fashion stupidity. Posted by: Puddleglum at April 17, 2023 05:59 AM (sAmhv) 55
Miss Linda and I went to a small independent pizza place on Saturday evening.
-- We had a rare evening out as well. And had a stark reminder that we're living in Biden's America now. We were low on gas and nowhere near the city. Places that had been leaving the pumps active and able to be used with a credit card after hours are no longer doing it. We stopped at four different gas stations, one of which I know for a fact was doing it at Christmas and before because we stop by there to fill up before they open on all of our trips. Those days are gone. I assume because people are using stolen cards to steal gas, and it's not worth the hassle to review video footage. I'd make a comment about the slow decline of America, but I don't think it's accurate. I think the slow part is behind us. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 05:59 AM (9ULwW) 56
If it snows on 4th of July day you might have a global cooling problem
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 06:00 AM (xhxe8) 57
yeah, if there's one thing that says Bold Technological Innovation it's getting the government to crush your competition. /s
I swear, if I ever got hold of Ace's time machine I would go back and punch the f**k out of every dip**it m*f*k who ever said "there's no such thing as a slippery slope" or "oh, that's never gonna happen" to me. And then come back and do it again. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 17, 2023 06:01 AM (mIvbT) 58
Fortunately for humanity, AI is mostly garbage programmed by idiots.
---- I'll have to find it (although it might've even been you that linked it), but the people coding it are in 3rd world sh*tholes and they don't share the values of the people it will be used to lord over. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:03 AM (9ULwW) 59
and again. and again.
until I got it all out of my system. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 17, 2023 06:05 AM (mIvbT) 60
"Oh, this new way of using search engines that is programmed to say we need to do X or Y says we need to do X or Y" becomes the norm.
- Fortunately for humanity, AI is mostly garbage programmed by idiots. -- BTW, this was kind of my entire point. It makes it even worse that we will be adhering to idiots ("AI" company and programmers) telling other idiots (government who sponsored the grant to achieve the "AI" goal) what to make us do. And that day is coming, probably in the next five to seven years. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:06 AM (9ULwW) 61
At the end of the day, everyone's static IP is 127.0.0.1.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:07 AM (9UlRk) 62
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2023 06:08 AM (ENBF0) 63
And that day is coming, probably in the next five to seven years.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:06 AM (9ULwW) We've anyways had idiots telling everybody else what they can and can't do with varying layers of obtuse theatrics to justify it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:09 AM (9UlRk) 64
Twitter owner and CEO Elon Musk has claimed in a new interview how the U.S. government had complete access to users private messages on Twitter. Musk stated how he was surprised when he learned of the revelation. Musk then goes one step further and admits how government agencies had full access to everything that was happening on Twitter. -- We've been living under fascism for quite some time and haven't known it. It's probably why it's popular to call people who believe in freedom and smaller, less intrusive government "fascists" recently. Everyone heard that the CEO of Anheiser-Busch is a CIA employee, right? Essentially went from ditch digger to CEO in seven years. I'm betting there are FBI and CIA employees at the top of every corporation that was allowed to remain open during COVID. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:10 AM (9ULwW) 65
And then come back and do it again.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 17, 2023 06:01 AM (mIvbT) Go back to three days after they said that and ask "Hey, remember that time i punched you in the dick for being an idiot?", and then go back three more days and punch them in the dick for being an idiot. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:10 AM (9UlRk) 66
61 At the end of the day, everyone's static IP is 127.0.0.1.
Posted by: Warai-otoko ------------------- Privacy, dude. What's wrong with you? Posted by: localhost at April 17, 2023 06:11 AM (sAmhv) 67
When AI comes along and tries to turn your ass into a plaything, you'll know what quality of developers you have writing this code. Beware.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 17, 2023 06:11 AM (V4X9X) 68
And that day is coming, probably in the next five to seven years.
-- Just noticed: Well I'll be. That lines up with 2030 pretty well, doesn't it? Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:11 AM (9ULwW) 69
Arresting and convicting a person who provably committed a crime is not "demonizing" them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:13 AM (9UlRk) 70
I'm betting there are FBI and CIA employees at the top of every corporation that was allowed to remain open during COVID.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:10 AM (9ULwW) Nothing Outside The State Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:14 AM (9UlRk) 71
Arresting and convicting a person who provably committed a crime is not "demonizing" them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko -- Sure, but it could severely hurt their chances of getting a full scholarship and filling the seat at college that your son was trying for. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:15 AM (9ULwW) 72
The neighborhood scuttlebutt is that someone is stalking homes on our street. They have the vehicle type, maybe even the plate. The person drove away with lights off for two miles at 3 am. That's not suspicious, not at all. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2023 06:15 AM (enJYY) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:16 AM (u82oZ) 74
Ready this am about Australia going green, green and more green. Shutting down power plants with no real plan to replace the power lost. Or if you believe in unicorns, everyone will be fine.
Biden isn't don't with making more announcements on his plan to go 100 percent green by 2035. I think gas powered generators is a good investment, assuming you can buy the fuel. Electric fire trucks with the water they have to pump, good luck. No chain saws with 2 cycle motors, just long extension cords out into the trees after a storm. Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 06:16 AM (8p0Zk) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:17 AM (u82oZ) 76
just long extension cords out into the trees after a storm.
Posted by: Colin at April 17, 2023 06:16 AM (8p0Zk) "You can't use gasoline as a fuel anymore so everything has to be electric and also we're shutting down all the power stations so no electric." It's almost like they *want* a slave labor based agrarian peasant society. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:19 AM (9UlRk) 77
Divide by Zero
I think modern barbarians go to the library and chose victims based on real estate tax records, lot analysis, and Street View. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:19 AM (u82oZ) 78
Warai-otoko
Do the Greens have a separate food chain they can use? Food scarcity makes for very scary crowd dynamics. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:21 AM (u82oZ) 79
AFP
· Follow VIDEO: Rice is to blame for around 10 percent of global emissions of methane, a gas that over two decades, traps about 80 times as much heat as carbon dioxide. Scientists say that if the world wants to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, rice cannot be ignored. Rice is a food staple for more than 3.5 billion people around the world, particularly in Asia, Latin America, and parts of Africa. Just cutting rice pollution back 1% could starve 350 million. Do you get the idea that global warming people love death? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:21 AM (BRHaw) 80
Do the Greens have a separate food chain they can use? Food scarcity makes for very scary crowd dynamics.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:21 AM (u82oZ) These people can't even figure out which side of them to wipe after they shit, so i highly doubt they've actually considered such a thing. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:22 AM (9UlRk) 81
What about the other 90% of methane emissions?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:24 AM (9UlRk) 82
Rice is a food staple for more than 3.5 billion people around the world, particularly in Asia, Latin America, and parts of Africa. Just cutting rice pollution back 1% could starve 350 million.
Well, it's a good start. Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 06:24 AM (Zrzqo) 83
I think modern barbarians go to the library and chose victims based on real estate tax records, lot analysis, and Street View. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:19 AM Lotta expensive homes on the street. I guess a 3 am drive-by looking for lights out might indicate an empty home. I saw some link somewhere about 40% of peeps needing financial help from parents nowadays. Stolen elections have consequences. Bail 'the kids' out who helped make 'the steal' achievable? Not me. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2023 06:24 AM (enJYY) Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 06:24 AM (Zrzqo) 85
What about the other 90% of methane emissions?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:24 AM (9UlRk) Shhh. Ixnay. Posted by: Termites at April 17, 2023 06:27 AM (4I/2K) 86
Got my Starlink internet set up yesterday. Awesome!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:27 AM (slgIg) Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 06:27 AM (Zrzqo) 88
They made some really stupid design choices, though.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:28 AM (slgIg) 89
Electric fire trucks with the water they have to pump, good luck.
-- It's sort of impressive to understand how trivially easy it will be to force 99% of people to move to cities, isn't it? Oh, you can live in the country. But your home won't be insured because fire trucks - if local rural VFDs still using perfectly good 1990s equipment can afford to buy them - can't meet response requirements. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (9ULwW) 90
rhennigantx
The Left is a Death Cult. But they want other to die first. They prefer normal, productive people, that are not mentally ill, to die. Not themselves. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (u82oZ) 91
Nearly a third of all shoplifting arrests in New York City last year involved just 327 people, the police said. Collectively, they were arrested and rearrested more than 6,000 times, Police Commissioner Keechant Sewell said. Some engage in shoplifting as a trade, while others are driven by addiction or mental illness; the police did not identify the 327 people in the analysis.
Property ownership is a core belief of free people. Notice that Woke has no issues with people stealing or destroying other peoples work. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (BRHaw) 92
They made some really stupid design choices, though.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Yeah, we admit the lace trimming is not to everyones liking. ... Design Engineers... Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (Zrzqo) 93
Got my Starlink internet set up yesterday. Awesome!
-- That unpacking and setup experience should be shown to everyone involved in that sort of thing at every company. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (9ULwW) Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2023 06:31 AM (enJYY) 95
Oh, you can live in the country. But your home won't be insured because fire trucks - if local rural VFDs still using perfectly good 1990s equipment can afford to buy them - can't meet response requirements.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (9ULwW) Ben Franklin started private fire companies 250 years ago. People will do it again. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:32 AM (BRHaw) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:32 AM (u82oZ) 97
If you can't insure your home you can't get a mortgage. Rent forever from someone with deep pockets is your only choice. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2023 06:33 AM (enJYY) 98
Spring / indiscriminate tree sex / pollen / is soon to arrive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 17, 2023 06:32 AM (u82oZ) Thoon? Posted by: Wadai-odogo (achoo) at April 17, 2023 06:34 AM (9UlRk) 99
Ben Franklin started private fire companies 250 years ago. People will do it again.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:32 AM (BRHaw) People are generally good at solving problems. Ban All The Things doesn't give the pasty nincompoops pretending they're a government more power, it actually gives them less by giving the lie to the mentality that anyone needs them for anything. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:37 AM (9UlRk) 100
They made some really stupid design choices, though.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Yeah, we admit the lace trimming is not to everyones liking. ... Design Engineers... Posted by: Bruce I am talking about no ethernet port on the gateway to connect it to your own router, when the built in WiFi is weak. Also, you necessarily have to route the cable through and in walls, but the plugs are fucking enormous, but the socket is miniUSB. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:37 AM (slgIg) 101
I'd make a comment about the slow decline of America, but I don't think it's accurate. I think the slow part is behind us.
Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 05:59 AM (9ULwW) - Simply visit the Clown World Twitter feed and scroll down every day to see the physical and mental destruction that is destroying what once was a wonderful country. https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_ Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2023 06:42 AM (MBGMJ) 102
"You can't build a house in town out of paraffin, wood shavings, and det cord" ... OK, that's fair, i get that.
"You can't do major electrical work on your own home because you might screw it up and burn half your block down" ... well, ok, i guess most people don't know how to do that stuff safely, i get it, even though it's an annoyance. "You can't have a fire truck that works and that your township can actually afford, which means you can't have a house at all because the bank won't let you" ... wait, what? No. Fuck all y'all in general. Go away. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:42 AM (9UlRk) 103
Ben Franklin started private fire companies 250 years ago. People will do it again.
--- Sure. I'm guessing they didn't have to meet zoning and permitting requirements, though. And were probably mostly for houses that were within a 30 minute walk to the neighbor's home. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:42 AM (9ULwW) 104
Most of the time a firetruck sits in the station. If it is used, it drives to a scene, then turns around and goes back without doing anything. But when needed on, oh, like, a fire, operations can last for hours and involve multiple trucks. Where are they going to plug in? Will firefighters have to lay thousands of feet of electric cords and commandeer peoples electricity? Will there be giant battery pack trucks to go with water tankers in rural areas?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:42 AM (slgIg) 105
Will there be giant battery pack trucks to go with water tankers in rural areas?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:42 AM (slgIg) Why not just pass some common sense fire control legislation? Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:44 AM (9UlRk) 106
Will there be giant battery pack trucks to go with water tankers in rural areas? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:42 AM don't be silly....they'll deploy a portable solar array to charge the trucks Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2023 06:46 AM (ENBF0) 107
Why not just pass some common sense fire control legislation?
Posted by: Warai-otoko Well, obviously! They used to lob flaming buckets of oil over city walls, so fire is a weapon of war! Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:46 AM (slgIg) 108
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:42 AM (slgIg)
-- If you intend to ever take it camping (and you will), go ahead and order the spare cable when you order the ethernet adapter and, if you haven't yet, the hard mount to the side of your house. They get backed up with orders pretty easily, so getting what you know you'll need ahead of time is the way to go. Posted by: They're lying, the bulk of EVs aren't being sold to private individuals at April 17, 2023 06:47 AM (VXTO0) 109
don't be silly....they'll deploy a portable solar array to charge the trucks
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2023 06:46 AM (ENBF0) Thankfully, all fires happen during the day. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 06:47 AM (zZu0s) 110
Thankfully, all fires happen during the day. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 06:47 AM and only on sunny days Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2023 06:48 AM (ENBF0) 111
don't be silly....they'll deploy a portable solar array to charge the trucks
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2023 06:46 AM (ENBF0) Them, in fire suits: "yeah so we're gonna go over to Starbucks then for a latte and a snack while the engine charges back up. You want anything?" Me, in my living room, burning: "nah, I'm good, thanks." Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:48 AM (9UlRk) 112
They used to lob flaming buckets of oil over city walls, so fire is a weapon of war!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 06:46 AM (slgIg) The original plasma weapon. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:49 AM (9UlRk) 113
and only on sunny days
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2023 06:48 AM (ENBF0) And when it's not too cold or too hot. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 17, 2023 06:49 AM (zZu0s) 114
Life is brutal because people are stupid and arrogant and nature doesn't give a crap.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:53 AM (9UlRk) 115
BREAKING: Another Chinese spy balloon flew over the U.S. carrier strike group Nimitz in the Pacific in a previously unreported incident in February, according to leaked military intelligence documents
fucking idiots in charge Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:54 AM (BRHaw) 116
I gave up on baseball, mostly the woke stuff like naming a team in Cleveland after some bridge statues. They were just showing some clips of weekend games, and I think they are enhancing the noise of the crowd like they did during Covid. One stadium looked about a third full but the crowd noise seemed a lot like a packed house.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 17, 2023 06:55 AM (lz5hY) 117
don't be silly....they'll deploy a portable solar array to charge the trucks
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 17, 2023 06:46 AM (ENBF0) Thankfully, all fires happen during the day. Posted by: Aetius451AD I decree that from this day forward, the sun shall shine 24 hours a day. So let it be written, so let it be done. ...Emp-error Joe... Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2023 06:55 AM (Zrzqo) 118
In an ideal world, we'd just let the Chinese fly their stupid balloons over so they could say "holy SHIT that's a lot of missile silos... maybe let's not mess with them, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 06:56 AM (9UlRk) 119
Marxists always have their foot on the gas pedal as soon as they are in the driver's seat.
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 06:56 AM (jEt6X) 120
Sven hear that safety brief a comin' it is comin' around the bend...and playing with the All-Americans at the end....
Posted by: sven at April 17, 2023 06:56 AM (Lzpvj) 121
119 Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 06:56 AM (jEt6X)
The termite has no illusions about its role. Posted by: sven at April 17, 2023 06:56 AM (Lzpvj) 122
Idiots are not in charge, China has their lap dog in charge, bought and paid for
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 06:57 AM (jEt6X) 123
115 Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:54 AM (BRHaw)
1960s American having access to airborne carried laser weapons systems like we have would thank the Chinese for donating moving targets..... we are 1960s Americans. Posted by: sven at April 17, 2023 06:57 AM (Lzpvj) 124
The nice thing about the Goreon war on energy and running water is house building just got simplified.
Posted by: sven at April 17, 2023 06:59 AM (Lzpvj) 125
The Chinks are pretty good at ballooning if they could float one over a moving carrier group in the pacific.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 07:00 AM (lA5id) 126
Idiots are not in charge, China has their lap dog in charge, bought and paid for
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 06:57 AM (jEt6X) My read is that the junta is split between a pro China faction and an anti China faction, with Shitpants himself in the anti China camp. He has sort of been a thorn in China's ass, despite the best efforts of others. Our government is schizophrenic. It's still a Uniparty as far as the plebians are concerned, but there's still factional strife within the Uniparty meaning our national policies are generally a confused, directionless mess with the only common theme being "how can my camp get richer and more powerful?" Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 07:01 AM (9UlRk) 127
95%!of the electronics in a missile silo is made in China. They probably have complete control over all of our missiles anyway.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 07:01 AM (lA5id) 128
with Shitpants himself in the anti China camp.
Shitpants doesn't know which end of the spoon to eat his pudding with. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 07:03 AM (lA5id) 129
mornin yall. I was going to watch the launch but nothing seems to be happening.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:04 AM (iayUP) 130
Shitpants doesn't know which end of the spoon to eat his pudding with.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2023 07:03 AM (lA5id) The man is essentially a human synecdoche at this point, isn't he? Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 07:04 AM (9UlRk) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2023 07:06 AM (vwCZJ) 132
119 Marxists always have their foot on the gas pedal as soon as they are in the driver's seat.
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 06:56 AM (jEt6X) I just wish they did not always steer towards the cliff. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 07:07 AM (BRHaw) 133
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 17, 2023 07:07 AM (DhOHl) 134
The 394-foot Starship is expected to take off from the southern coast of Texas sometime after 7 a.m. CST in the 150-minute test window.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 07:08 AM (BRHaw) 135
I thought it was 7est. I guess I can go back to bed.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:09 AM (iayUP) 136
Property ownership is a core belief of free people. Notice that Woke has no issues with people stealing or destroying other peoples work.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (BRHaw) Ever since plagiarism became a public, political, academic non-crime, stealing is okay including a lefty 'comedienne' making a good buck stealing jokes. As long as you're part of the Lefty Political Tribe/Blue Team, theft by plagiarism is simply no big deal. We have a convicted plagiarist as president now who had to withdraw from the Presidential race in 1988 for for that very crime. How morals have changed/disappeared in 35 years. Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2023 07:10 AM (emlEe) 137
Finland just fired up a new nuclear reactor, the first in Europe in 18 years. (Reuters)
Right as Germany shut theirs down. One country will be snug and warm next winter. The other will get to freeze in the dark. ----------------- At least we don't have to worry about Germany being able to attack anyone in the near future or even in the foreseeable future. They have well and truly lobotomized themselves. Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 17, 2023 07:12 AM (3JfbU) 138
How morals have changed/disappeared in 35 years.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2023 07:10 AM (emlEe) If something is Yours, it can't be Theirs. Nothing Outside The State. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 07:12 AM (9UlRk) 139
The Suzuki Synecdoche never really caught on in the North American market underpowered and plagued with fit and finish issues.
Posted by: Just sayin' at April 17, 2023 07:12 AM (DhOHl) 140
I thought you couldn't roll back odometers anymore..
"Kentucky dealership owner, salesman rolled back mileage on cars before reselling them, police say" They must have been selling cars 20+ years old then. Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:12 AM (iayUP) 141
Never had chicory coffee
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2023 04:51 AM (xhxe ![]() ------------------ I did, it's OK but nothing to write home about. As you can work out from my nick I can't have coffee so have tried a lot of substitutes. Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 17, 2023 07:15 AM (3JfbU) 142
Hoo boy, Chicago is going to be in the best of hands. The new mayor says about the feral yutes this weekend:
"it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities" Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:17 AM (iayUP) 143
What I meant by chicory coffee is just chicory, no coffee. As a substitute.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 17, 2023 07:17 AM (3JfbU) 144
"You Didn't Build That" was such a watershed moment in dropping the veil of the insane collectivists. The stammering jackass really managed to perfectly articulate the core evil of Collectivism, that your achievements are not yours, your successes are not yours, that everything you produce, everything you build, everything you are, belongs to The State.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 07:17 AM (9UlRk) 145
Our mayor has this problem with the kids today all figured out and things will be a lot better once the world class Pickleball courts are finished.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:19 AM (iayUP) 146
140 I thought you couldn't roll back odometers anymore..
"Kentucky dealership owner, salesman rolled back mileage on cars before reselling them, police say" They must have been selling cars 20+ years old then. Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:12 AM (iayUP) they have been able to hack VINs for about 20 years. Ferraris odos have been hacked forever. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 07:20 AM (BRHaw) 147
I was reading about a Civil War POW camp and the prisoners were given rye to make coffee.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:20 AM (iayUP) 148
"You Didn't Build That" was such a watershed moment in dropping the veil of the insane collectivists. The stammering jackass really managed to perfectly articulate the core evil of Collectivism, that your achievements are not yours, your successes are not yours, that everything you produce, everything you build, everything you are, belongs to The State.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 07:17 AM (9UlRk) Agreed. We made you. Posted by: Teachers' Unions at April 17, 2023 07:21 AM (emlEe) 149
I used to be a thing.
Posted by: Sassafras root at April 17, 2023 07:21 AM (DhOHl) 150
Collectivism, that your achievements are not yours, your successes are not yours, that everything you produce, everything you build, everything you are, belongs to The State.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 07:17 AM (9UlRk) Including your CHILDREN They finally admitted that recently Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 07:21 AM (BRHaw) 151
I can see your house from up here.
Posted by: Chinese Balloon at April 17, 2023 07:21 AM (SYTee) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 07:21 AM (BRHaw) 153
Property ownership is a core belief of free people. Notice that Woke has no issues with people stealing or destroying other peoples work.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2023 06:30 AM (BRHaw) ------------------ The woke are rich enough not to care and besides, a lot of them live in the Hamptons where it's not a problem. Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 17, 2023 07:22 AM (3JfbU) 154
I know they can hack VINs, but I didn't know there was a way to reset digital odometers. If there is, that's pretty dumb.
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:22 AM (iayUP) 155
"it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities"
Posted by: fd at April 17, 2023 07:17 AM (iayUP) They keep saying this. Who is doing the "starving"? Me, in a completely different zip code, living my life and doing my job and paying my bills? Or the roving gangs of sociopaths destroying everything and subjugating everyone and "running their block", straight into the fucking ground, while the police do sweet fuck all about anything except not getting their cut from the local drug traffic? Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2023 07:22 AM (9UlRk) 156
@91
>>Nearly a third of all shoplifting arrests in New York City last year involved just 327 people, the police said. Collectively, they were arrested and rearrested more than 6,000 times, Police Commissioner Keechant Sewell said. But they are going to get Trump on bullsh*t records keep violations, so you see, they are totally serious about law and order. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2023 07:22 AM (jd8hg) 157
NOOD J.J. with the Morning Report
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 17, 2023 07:23 AM (nRMeC) 158
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 17, 2023 07:23 AM (2hlEI) 159
"Because that will crush smaller competitors."
Well, that, and it will let them try and get federal legal protection from being sued WHEN they get caught using it for shady things. Much like the vax makers and the clot shots. Posted by: SDN at April 17, 2023 07:26 AM (KdP4Y) 160
Good mourning, and fvck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Marooned at April 17, 2023 07:32 AM (kt8QE) 161
105 Will there be giant battery pack trucks to go with water tankers in rural areas?
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