Zero-G Baskeball Cafe

Bailey, a "sheepadoodle" and a real-life Snoopy,
and also, allegedly, "the cutest pet on the internet"
This bold claim might be true.

Simulation of gravity on other planets.

The earth turning while the Milky Way stays fixed in the sky.

Would you like some illusions with your tea?

Almost as bad as Disney Marvel's special effects.

Mmm, fresh-baked fire!

We might experience a short weather-related delay...

Not gonna lie, this is basically my place every Friday night.

Teamwork makes the dream die.

Aggro alpaca.

Sea lions surfing in big waves.

Black Hole Sun.

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This dog is like all of Pawwwl's boyfriends: Unimpressed and unsatisfied.

Look at dog! 💕😂pic.twitter.com/Qge56UA1zE
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 12, 2023

Deep in the dark of Morrrrhdorrrghhhh, someone dropped another ring into the lava.

A volcanic lightning!pic.twitter.com/R0XVLwlpI3
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 12, 2023

Wooow pic.twitter.com/JHiv9QClaB
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 12, 2023

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1
Tucker running a "Eat Zee Bugs" special tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:08 PM (Mzdiz)

2 More seal lions! I love those things.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 14, 2023 08:10 PM (X+Ku8)

3 Falling asleep, was waiting

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2023 08:10 PM (xhxe8)

4 Ok, so now I have java conflicts with Forge and BiomesOPlenty.

Java 17 is the long term java build, Java 20 is the one they are deprecating in September, go figure.

G-d Damn Larry Ellison.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 08:11 PM (yk7js)

5 Sea lions link broken....

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:11 PM (V13WU)

6 Gravity video is interesting

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2023 08:12 PM (xhxe8)

7 sea lion video replaced with working link

(a lot of these vids get taken down because everyone is stealing other people's links and vids)

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2023 08:13 PM (iHBZj)

8 Evening.

That dog's face lacks personality.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:13 PM (1Yy3c)

9 The Snoopy dog is cute. But no beagle.

I was too late for the Bud Light thread below. Did they really "quietly" break up with Dylan? What is the point of that? If they did they should say so. I don't actually believe it.

Meanwhile I am waiting on some takeout and ESPN is on. professional fighting league which I guess they have because Trump does that other MMA thing. Anyway Bud Light is emblazoned on EVERYTHING on screen. Probably true of many other sports.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 08:14 PM (ab7bB)

10 HAHAHAH!! Alpaca is a kicker.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:14 PM (V13WU)

11 Sheepdoodle dog is creepy and weird.
Me no like.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2023 08:14 PM (ufFY8)

12 Bats are not penguins. Penguin guano is incredibly bad smelling.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2023 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

13 10 The Snoopy dog is cute. But no beagle.

...
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 08:14 PM (ab7bB)

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It's a trans-beagle

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 14, 2023 08:16 PM (uPgE/)

14 Bats are not penguins.

Citation needed.

Posted by: Snopes at April 14, 2023 08:16 PM (nfrXX)

15 Bats are not penguins. Penguin guano is incredibly bad smelling.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2023 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

you are so weird

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:16 PM (V13WU)

16 Ok, so now I have java conflicts with Forge and BiomesOPlenty.

Java 17 is the long term java build, Java 20 is the one they are deprecating in September, go figure.

G-d Damn Larry Ellison.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 08:11 PM

I tried to tell you waaaay back when. C#, baby!

Posted by: billg@microsoft.com at April 14, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

17 That dog's face lacks personality.
Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:13 PM (1Yy3c)

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/gMTPsumjfTA

Johnny Mercer

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2023 08:17 PM (ufFY8)

18 I went to some penguin nesting place in the Patagonia. Lots of people visit and penguins were mostly used to all the people milling about. Until you get too close. They turn their back on you at about 3 feet. At 2 feet they launch an explosive shart in a yellowy chartreuse mixture like someone squishing an old mustard squeeze bottle.

And yes it smells vile.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 08:18 PM (ab7bB)

19 Holy kombucha! That's a big ol' wave !

*wish I was there

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:18 PM (V13WU)

20 15 Bats are not penguins.

Citation needed.
Posted by: Snopes at April 14, 2023 08:16 PM (nfrXX)

-------------------------------------

Batman Returns

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103776/

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 14, 2023 08:18 PM (uPgE/)

21 I bet that dog's owner is Japanese

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 14, 2023 08:18 PM (xtKXh)

22 Based on the how long the sound of the explosion takes to get from the volcano to the viewers they're only about a mile away.
No way I'd be that close to an active volcano.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (HRgnk)

23 Getting the grill ready to cook a couple of rib eye steaks while the fetching Mrs Beartooth has to consume rubber chicken at her quilt conference dinner.

The menu includes mashed potatoes with brown gravy, corn, asparagus, and some ice cold Bayern brewery pilsners.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (89TYj)

24 Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:16 PM

In fairness, the Chiroptophile community here at the AoSHQ significantly outnumbers the Pigkouinophile community.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

25 Told a few times , was on a cruise ship coming from Sweden to England across the North Sea and I a storm like Tall Gray Sea and only another guy and me were unaffected by sea sickness.
Actually, I got quite drunk that night without I'll effect.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (xhxe8)

26 @17

>>I tried to tell you waaaay back when. C#, baby!

Actually Crestron BiAmp programming is all done in C# OOAPI.

It's alright.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (yk7js)

27 I bet that dog's owner is Japanese
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 14, 2023 08:18 PM (xtKXh)

Ok, then this is what that dog is thinking:

https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww

The Vapors

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (ufFY8)

28 I brought my own bottle and just glad to be here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2023 08:22 PM (3s+ew)

29 Bailey is adorable.
At first I thought it might be some sort of CGI.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2023 08:22 PM (NpAcC)

30
Ok, then this is what that dog is thinking:

https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww

The Vapors

i'm literally playing that now, they just are in the bridge/middle 8

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2023 08:22 PM (iHBZj)

31 Read this evening right now a volcano in very eastern in Russia.

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2023 08:23 PM (xhxe8)

32 In fairness, the Chiroptophile community here at the AoSHQ significantly outnumbers the Pigkouinophile community.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Good taste is rare.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:23 PM (V13WU)

33 Wow. That car in Uranus really got crushed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:24 PM (s12c9)

34 kirstin dunst turning japanese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2023 08:25 PM (iHBZj)

35 I am watching the Jays and Rays to see if Tampa wins another one, number fourteen.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2023 08:25 PM (ufFY8)

36 Uranus :" The seventh planet from the Sun with the third largest diameter in our solar system, Uranus is very cold and windy. The ice giant is surrounded by 13 faint rings and 27 small moons as it rotates at a nearly 90-degree angle from the plane of its orbit. This unique tilt makes Uranus appear to spin sideways, orbiting the Sun like a rolling ball."

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:26 PM (V13WU)

37 I brought my own bottle and just glad to be here.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll toast you!

How did the meeting with the 'woke' mayor candidate go?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2023 08:26 PM (HRgnk)

38 Don't bother me man I'm looking at the content.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkavReH4LE0

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 08:26 PM (W+kMI)

39 kirstin dunst turning japanese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
Posted by: ace at April 14, 2023 08:25 PM (iHBZj)

Ha, I was going to mention that video.
I like it. It is intriguingly weird.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2023 08:27 PM (ufFY8)

40 "As an ice giant, Uranus doesn’t have a true surface. The planet is mostly swirling fluids. While a spacecraft would have nowhere to land on Uranus, it wouldn’t be able to fly through its atmosphere unscathed either. The extreme pressures and temperatures would destroy a metal spacecraft."

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:27 PM (V13WU)

41 Don't try to land on Uranus.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:27 PM (V13WU)

42 Pompeo is out? Pompeo is OUT?

https://tinyurl.com/refsym4j

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2023 08:28 PM (sWM8x)

43 Don't try to land on Uranus.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:27 PM (V13WU)

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The trick is to go for a quick penetration of the surface.

Posted by: Pete Buttglug at April 14, 2023 08:28 PM (s12c9)

44 Target: Uranus

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2023 08:29 PM (iHBZj)

45 It's best to avoid Uranus

Posted by: DB - facing the thing at April 14, 2023 08:29 PM (geLO8)

46 *pours ace 3 fingers of Watershed * ace awakes 12 hours later

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2023 08:29 PM (3s+ew)

47 Wow. That car in Uranus really got crushed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:24 PM (s12c9)

There is a Shep! joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2023 08:29 PM (ufFY8)

48 24 Getting the grill ready to cook a couple of rib eye steaks while the fetching Mrs Beartooth has to consume rubber chicken at her quilt conference dinner.

The menu includes mashed potatoes with brown gravy, corn, asparagus, and some ice cold Bayern brewery pilsners.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2023 08:21 PM (89TYj)

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Rubber chicken? Is Fozzie Bear catering?

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 14, 2023 08:30 PM (uPgE/)

49 Biden is proposing a space mission to lick Uranus.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:30 PM (MvF+J)

50 Okay, I like the dog in the attempted performance video who is all like, "I was forced to appear in this against my will."

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 08:30 PM (W+kMI)

51 48 Wow. That car in Uranus really got crushed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:24 PM (s12c9)

There is a Shep! joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2023 08:29 PM (ufFY

-----------------------------

Perhaps, but it might be best just to leave it in there.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 14, 2023 08:30 PM (uPgE/)

52 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:30 PM (+I2lh)

53 41 "As an ice giant, Uranus doesn’t have a true surface. The planet is mostly swirling fluids. While a spacecraft would have nowhere to land on Uranus, it wouldn’t be able to fly through its atmosphere unscathed either. The extreme pressures and temperatures would destroy a metal spacecraft."
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:27 PM (V13WU)

So, yer sayin if Astronauts went there, they would end up IN Uranus? Seems we have a large population in Hollywood who would be all over that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2023 08:30 PM (oHd/0)

54 Is this the buttstuff thread?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 14, 2023 08:31 PM (Xrfse)

55
Uranus has never looked better, thanks to new imaging from the James Webb space telescope.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:31 PM (Mzdiz)

56 43 Pompeo is out? Pompeo is OUT?

https://tinyurl.com/refsym4j
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 14, 2023 08:28 PM (sWM8x)

Trump VP.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2023 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

57 ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT URANUS.
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE.

Posted by: Gay aliens at April 14, 2023 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

58 I hated chasing the Klingons around Uranus.

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at April 14, 2023 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

59 >>Don't try to land on Uranus.

Or Europa. Attempt no landing there.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

60 Uranus is massive ! 8.68 x 1025 kg (or 2259 lbs)

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:32 PM (V13WU)

61 OT: Alex Jones fans can now find him on TimCast, with the worst audio production in streaming history.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:32 PM (MvF+J)

62 Uranus has never looked better

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Do you like the bleaching then?

Posted by: Pete Buttglug at April 14, 2023 08:33 PM (s12c9)

63 Is this the buttstuff thread?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 14, 2023 08:31 PM

Stay in your lane.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at April 14, 2023 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

64 Kirsten Dunst was really cute in that Spider-Man movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:33 PM (+I2lh)

65 40 kirstin dunst turning japanese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
Posted by: ace at April 14, 2023 08:25 PM (iHBZj)

Ha, I was going to mention that video.
I like it. It is intriguingly weird.
=======
Kirstin doing the full otaku dive in the Fanboy Capitol of the World is a mighty video. I always enjoy seeing it.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 08:33 PM (W+kMI)

66 Is Earth Month before or after Uranus Month?

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2023 08:34 PM (iayUP)

67 If an albino were to bleach their anus what color would it end up being?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 14, 2023 08:35 PM (YMQbv)

68 You always tie the rotor blades down when stationary offshore.

Posted by: Javems at April 14, 2023 08:35 PM (AmoqO)

69 Kirsten Dunst's rack looked magnificent in that Spiderman movie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2023 08:35 PM (XGZoL)

70 Kirsten Dunst was really cute in that Spider-Man movie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:33 PM (+I2lh)

The wet t-shirt helped a lot.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:35 PM (1Yy3c)

71 Hey, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:36 PM (+I2lh)

72 Kirsten Dunst has not been in a movie recently, ,has she ?

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:36 PM (V13WU)

73 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at April 14, 2023 08:36 PM (Q/6pY)

74 43 Pompeo is out? Pompeo is OUT?

https://tinyurl.com/refsym4j
=====
Pompeo is subtly signaling his willingness to be in the next Trump cabinet.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 08:37 PM (W+kMI)

75 74 ZOD IMPERIAL.
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Speaking of a brand name that will never have a tranny representing it, even as a joke....

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 08:38 PM (W+kMI)

76 "kirstin dunst turning japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU"

Thanks! Here's my KD tip: She's bare-assed naked in "Melancholia," one of the few von Trier movies I can stomach.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:38 PM (MvF+J)

77 More like DeSantis cabinet.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:38 PM (V13WU)

78
Uranus is between Venus and Mercury right now. You can't see with the nekkid eye, unfortunately.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:38 PM (Mzdiz)

79 Destination: Uranus

Posted by: ace at April 14, 2023 08:38 PM (iHBZj)

80 To whoever started the planet thread, kindly stick it in Uranus.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 08:39 PM (W+kMI)

81 Thanks! Here's my KD tip: She's bare-assed naked in "Melancholia," one of the few von Trier movies I can stomach.
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:38 PM (MvF+J)

I fell asleep. Only Von Trier could make Dunst's tits boring.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (1Yy3c)

82 Gwen Stacey or Mary Jane Watson?

And you can’t have’em both like Peter Parker did. One or the other,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (+I2lh)

83 @78

>>More like DeSantis cabinet.

DeSantis is not running for President.

He will one day, today is not his day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (yk7js)

84 Mission: Uranus

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (iayUP)

85 The wet t-shirt helped a lot.
Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:35 PM (1Yy3c)

Most obligatory

https://youtu.be/VxOzyr9aWGo

Bisset/The Deep (Espanol, LOL)

From sheepdoodles to bewbs in 77plus comments.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (ufFY8)

86 Think seen all the links
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (xhxe8)

87 sea lions are just seals with a net electrical charge, positive or negative.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (xhaym)

88 What would an alien from Uranus be called? A Uranican?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (s12c9)

89 >>Speaking of a brand name that will never have a tranny representing it, even as a joke....
Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 08:38 PM (W+kMI)

Repercussions would be timely and...decisive.

Posted by: ZOD at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (Q/6pY)

90 "I fell asleep."

I watched it twice.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (MvF+J)

91 One year on Uranus "is equivalent to 84 Earth years.. This means that a single year on Uranus lasts as long as 30,688.5 Earth days"

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (V13WU)

92 Uranus?

https://youtu.be/0czFnIvKOJY

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (1Yy3c)

93 89 What would an alien from Uranus be called? A Uranican?
Posted by: Cicero

Poop!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 14, 2023 08:42 PM (xtKXh)

94 "Would you like some illusions with your tea?"
Very cool. I wonder if they sell those?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2023 08:42 PM (NpAcC)

95 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

96 What would an alien from Uranus be called? A Uranican?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (s12c9)

Very good question , Cicero. An alien from Uranus would be called a Uranusian.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:43 PM (V13WU)

97 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 14, 2023 08:43 PM (qoGsy)

98 89 What would an alien from Uranus be called? A Uranican?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (s12c9)

Uranian ???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 14, 2023 08:43 PM (CCSxw)

99
The entire history of the United States since 1776 is a smidge less than one orbital period of Pluto.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:43 PM (Mzdiz)

100 DeSantis is not running for President.

He will one day, today is not his day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at Apr

He is selling a book right now though.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 14, 2023 08:44 PM (Xt8DX)

101 >>Bisset/The Deep

That movie has many memories for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2023 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)

102 89 Uranioid sounds scary. Uranite. Uranusian.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:44 PM (MvF+J)

103 What would an alien from Uranus be called?
Posted by: Cicero

A Urine, ain't that a pisser?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2023 08:44 PM (HRgnk)

104 @89

>>What would an alien from Uranus be called? A Uranican?

Bob.

Everyone from Uranus is named Bob, this is known.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 08:44 PM (yk7js)

105 Gwen Stacey or Mary Jane Watson?

And you can’t have’em both like Peter Parker did. One or the other,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:40 PM (+I2lh)

Mary Jane.

During J. Michael Straczynski's (the Babylon 5guy) run it was revealed Gwen Stacy pity fucked Norman Osbourne and gave birth to a bastard. Or was it twins? Anyway, that's fucked up.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:45 PM (1Yy3c)

106 Uranusling

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2023 08:45 PM (iayUP)

107 A Uranino?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:45 PM (s12c9)

108 Identifies as Uranusite.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:46 PM (MvF+J)

109 100
The entire history of the United States since 1776 is a smidge less than one orbital period of Pluto.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Mile never make it.

We will never make it.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at April 14, 2023 08:46 PM (Xt8DX)

110
Do not assume gender. That UraniaX

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:46 PM (Mzdiz)

111 Sometimes Uranutian. But that is archaic spelling and we don't use it any longer.

Posted by: runner at April 14, 2023 08:46 PM (V13WU)

112 "Not gonna lie, this is basically my place every Friday night."

It's missing shelves.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 14, 2023 08:47 PM (NpAcC)

113 100
The entire history of the United States since 1776 is a smidge less than one orbital period of Pluto.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:43 PM (Mzdiz)

Now that could be a good bar bet right there...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 14, 2023 08:47 PM (CCSxw)

114 "The entire history of the United States since 1776 is a smidge less than one orbital period of Pluto."

#twoweeks

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:47 PM (MvF+J)

115 When you join a betting pool on the Planet Pissorius, they yell, “Yer in!”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:47 PM (+I2lh)

116 Probably no aliens will admit that they are from Uranus. Would you?

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2023 08:48 PM (iayUP)

117 Pronous: anus, anii, anae.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:48 PM (MvF+J)

118 Pluto isn't even a planet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:48 PM (s12c9)

119 119 Pluto isn't even a planet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:48 PM (s12c9)

Word...

Posted by: Neil DeAss Tyson at April 14, 2023 08:49 PM (CCSxw)

120 Pluto identifies as a planet

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 14, 2023 08:49 PM (xtKXh)

121 "Pluto isn't even a planet."

Might be an op for all we know.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:50 PM (MvF+J)

122
Pluto's orbital period is 248 years. So, July 4th, 2024.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:50 PM (Mzdiz)

123 "Hey, we don't allow non-planets in here. It'll have to wait outside."

Posted by: The Mos Eisley Cantina at April 14, 2023 08:51 PM (s12c9)

124 Pluto was murdered by Neil Disgrace Tyson.

Should stick to managing Planatarium Gift Shops and stay in his lane.

Bender: KEEP PLUTO'S NAME OUT YO MUTHAF**KIN MOUFF!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 08:52 PM (yk7js)

125 I feel like a planet.

Posted by: Pluto at April 14, 2023 08:53 PM (s12c9)

126 Pluto?

https://tinyurl.com/yz45hu57

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 08:53 PM (1Yy3c)

127 "Pluto's orbital period is 248 years. So, July 4th, 2024."

My 70th birthday. Pluto gives me something to celebrate.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:54 PM (MvF+J)

128 "Pluto identifies as a planet
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion "

Damn straight. If some tranny freak gets to define reality I've got some defining of my own to do.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2023 08:54 PM (iayUP)

129 I have also quietly "suspended" my partnership with Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: David French at April 14, 2023 08:55 PM (EJKJr)

130
Mike Brown (spit) was the one who pushed killing Pluto. He even wrote a book about it, "How I killed Pluto and Why It Had It Coming."

May he burn in hell.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:55 PM (Mzdiz)

131 I thought Pluto identified as the Dog Star.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:55 PM (+I2lh)

132 Would the world explode if I insisted that my pronoun is "Master?"

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 14, 2023 08:56 PM (pwExq)

133 I submit that Pluto is more of a planet than Neil DeDumbass is a scientist.

Posted by: fd at April 14, 2023 08:56 PM (iayUP)

134 133 Would the world explode if I insisted that my pronoun is "Master?"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 14, 2023 08:56 PM (pwExq)

This would be better with socks flipped.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 08:56 PM (pwExq)

135 She came from Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
Faster than the speed of light

Posted by: Miklos remembers the 80s, fondly at April 14, 2023 08:58 PM (EJKJr)

136 There is no diversity or equity on Pluto.

Posted by: Neil deTyson Chicken at April 14, 2023 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

137 The only good thing about Pluto is that it's chock full of sweet sweet plutonium. Enough energy there to ... maybe push it all the way back to Earth anyway.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 08:58 PM (MvF+J)

138 You know, now that the mask has been ripped off of "Science,' I have to wonder - what are they covering up with that Pluto demotion thing?

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 08:58 PM (pwExq)

139 Uranian

Posted by: DB - facing the thing at April 14, 2023 08:58 PM (geLO8)

140 "Would the world explode if I insisted that my pronoun is "Master?"
Posted by: Amy Schumer"

The Master will not be pleased.

Posted by: Torgo at April 14, 2023 08:58 PM (iayUP)

141 133 Are you Barbara Eden?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:59 PM (+I2lh)

142 The topics are Jaqueline Bisset in a wet t-shirt and you morons are talking about Pluto?

We are doomed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2023 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

143 5 Ok, so now I have java conflicts with Forge and BiomesOPlenty.

Java 17 is the long term java build, Java 20 is the one they are deprecating in September, go figure.

G-d Damn Larry Ellison.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 08:11 PM (yk7js)

You've got NoChatReports installed, right? I'd install it even if I were sticking to single-player out of principle because fuck Microjang.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2023 08:59 PM (DTX3h)

144 How far we've fallen. Back around 1970 it was quite common to have your own penguin on the telly.

I think you could reserve one when your paid your BBC license.

Posted by: The Good Ole Days at April 14, 2023 09:00 PM (Nn3xT)

145 We are doomed.

Embrace the suckage.

Posted by: Neil deTyson Chicken at April 14, 2023 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

146 Watching a feed from Cochella, don't know who these dudes are but Zappa would be proud.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 09:00 PM (yk7js)

147 Posted by: Miklos remembers the 80s, fondly at April 14, 2023 08:58 PM (EJKJr)

Planet Claire.
Has pink air.
All the trees are red.
Noone ever dies there.
Noone has a head.

The B52s came out of some spoken word project that Fred Schneider did in class at UGA.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 09:01 PM (pwExq)

148 Imagine your siblings all grew up in the same home. Then imagine that one night some guy climbs in through an upstairs window.

That guy is Pluto.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at April 14, 2023 09:01 PM (s12c9)

149 Are we now allowed to go back to drinking traditional Budweiser? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at April 14, 2023 09:01 PM (9X60i)

150 143 The topics are Jaqueline Bisset in a wet t-shirt and you morons are talking about Pluto?

We are doomed.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2023 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Pfft...

I'm watching the Sabres go up 3-1 on the Blue Jackets

Me doomed? Not hardly...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 14, 2023 09:01 PM (CCSxw)

151 Mars ain't no place to raise a kid.

Posted by: Sir EJ at April 14, 2023 09:02 PM (Nn3xT)

152 In fact, it's cold as hell.

Posted by: Neil deTyson Chicken at April 14, 2023 09:02 PM (Xrfse)

153 152 Rented a tent.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at April 14, 2023 09:03 PM (MvF+J)

154 My ex's cat, Maceo (aka Dogbear), is the cutest animal on the internet. I run his Instagram page.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 14, 2023 09:03 PM (KAi1n)

155 Mars ain't no place to raise a kid.
Posted by: Sir EJ

GrossenGLAREungs!

Posted by: Kenneth Mars as Inspector Kemp at April 14, 2023 09:03 PM (EJKJr)

156 155 My ex's cat, Maceo (aka Dogbear), is the cutest animal on the internet. I run his Instagram page.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 14, 2023 09:03 PM (KAi1n)

---------

Can he sell beer?

Posted by: Anheuser-Busch at April 14, 2023 09:04 PM (s12c9)

157 117 Probably no aliens will admit that they are from Uranus. Would you?
Posted by: fd at April 14, 2023 08:48 PM (iayUP)

--------------------------------------

That's why they renamed it Urectum

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 14, 2023 09:04 PM (uPgE/)

158 And they're British.

Drums, Synths and Sax.

I don't think I have ever seen that combo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 09:04 PM (yk7js)

159 Real drums sound so much better than programmed drums.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (yk7js)

160 130 I have also quietly "suspended" my partnership with Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: David French at April 14, 2023 08:55 PM (EJKJr)

-------------------------------

Bought a swing, did ya?

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (uPgE/)

161 I run my gerbil's Instagram page. His name is Biff.

Posted by: RG at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (Nn3xT)

162 That's why they renamed it Urectum
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 14, 2023 09:04 PM (uPgE/)

Urectum?

I hardly knew him!

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (pwExq)

163 143 Bisset looked great when she starred in her composition of Carmen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (+I2lh)

164 What would an alien from Uranus be called? A Uranican?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 08:41 PM (s12c9)

As Hesiod tells the story, Gaia "first bore starry Heaven [Uranus], equal to herself, to cover her on every side, and to be an ever-sure abiding-place for the blessed gods." Then, with Gaia, Uranus produced eighteen children: the twelve Titans, the three Cyclopes, and the three Hecatoncheires (Hundred-Handers)

So take your pick

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (xhaym)

165 Pompeo is out? Pompeo is OUT?

just so you all know, I'm not running either.

Posted by: free tibet at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (iNp3L)

166 Rented a tent.
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer

Barbara Eden-->--Pitch tent

Posted by: Miklos wanet get in Jeannies' "bottle" at April 14, 2023 09:06 PM (EJKJr)

167 145 How far we've fallen. Back around 1970 it was quite common to have your own penguin on the telly.

I think you could reserve one when your paid your BBC license.
Posted by: The Good Ole Days at April 14, 2023 09:00 PM (Nn3xT)

Do the telly penguins only explode when loicenses are in arrears?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2023 09:06 PM (DTX3h)

168 160 Real drums sound so much better than programmed drums.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 09:05 PM (yk7js)

Eff you, mate!

Posted by: Phil Collins at April 14, 2023 09:06 PM (pwExq)

169 Tucker Carlson is eating bugs on TV tonight. As rich as he must be, there HAVE to be pictures of him with a tranny, or they have his kids.

Posted by: Marooned at April 14, 2023 09:06 PM (kt8QE)

170 152 Mars ain't no place to raise a kid.
Posted by: Sir EJ at April 14, 2023 09:02 PM
It's cold as hell, too.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2023 09:06 PM (MF3yS)

171 Picked up some Yeungling Black & Tan for some minor, temporary GAINZZ reversal tomorrow. Haven't had that in a long long time.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2023 09:08 PM (DTX3h)

172 I thought Pluto identified as the Dog Star.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 08:55 PM (+I2lh)

You can't be Sirius

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2023 09:08 PM (xhaym)

173 I have to say, this house sh*t with the real drums, synth and sax is hypnotizing.

These guys are good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 14, 2023 09:08 PM (yk7js)

174 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 09:09 PM (+I2lh)

175 A ham and cheese sandwich in NYC now costs $31

https://tinyurl.com/4zu9dd7f

Posted by: DB - facing the thing at April 14, 2023 09:10 PM (geLO8)

176 172 Picked up some Yeungling Black & Tan for some minor, temporary GAINZZ reversal tomorrow. Haven't had that in a long long time.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2023 09:08 PM
You mean it comes as a black and tan? How do they do that?

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2023 09:11 PM (MF3yS)

177 173 LOL, Kindltot. You’re such a wag.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 09:11 PM (+I2lh)

178 176 A ham and cheese sandwich in NYC now costs $31

https://tinyurl.com/4zu9dd7f
Posted by: DB - facing the thing at April 14, 2023 09:10 PM (geLO

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Convoke the Grand Jury!

Posted by: Alvin Bragg at April 14, 2023 09:12 PM (s12c9)

179 178 With all that entails.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 09:12 PM (+I2lh)

180 Not gonna lie, this is basically my place every Friday night.

"Age restricted content"

Crap.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 14, 2023 09:13 PM (ZSK0i)

181 You mean it comes as a black and tan? How do they do that?
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2023 09:11 PM (MF3yS)

It doesn't, it is just that the hangover makes you think your front door was kicked in and you were dragged into the street and kicked for a while for suspicion of being ~~rebellious~~ Irish.

And you bought the case knowing this ahead of time.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2023 09:14 PM (xhaym)

182 LOL, Kindltot. You’re such a wag.

178 With all that entails.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT

Posted by: Dog Drill Instructor at April 14, 2023 09:15 PM (EJKJr)

183 Whatever happened to The Gorilla Channel?

If Trump promises to turn PBS into The Gorilla Channel, I will vote for him like a precinct in inner-city Philly.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 09:15 PM (pwExq)

184 Anybody use my nick, I'll slap a subjunctive on his ass.

Posted by: The Real Alvin Bragg at April 14, 2023 09:16 PM (sWM8x)

185 The Yuengling PR team is asleep at the wheel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2023 09:17 PM (n1JsZ)

186 182 You mean it comes as a black and tan? How do they do that?
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2023 09:11 PM (MF3yS)

It's a mix of beers not layered.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 14, 2023 09:13 PM
Well alright then. I'm in.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2023 09:17 PM (MF3yS)

187 176 A ham and cheese sandwich in NYC now costs $31

https://tinyurl.com/4zu9dd7f
========
I may be a hayseed from SW Ohio, but I never paid $29 + tax for a ham and cheese sandwich in my life, nor do I plan to! Those city slicker folks aren't as smart as they let on if they are willing to pay five times SW Ohio prices for such a sandwich. (And even then I feel ripped off.)

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 09:17 PM (W+kMI)

188 A ham and cheese sandwich in NYC now costs $31

They're doomed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

189 Nite morons.

https://tinyurl.com/3x4y45yu

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2023 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

190 Can he sell beer?
Posted by: Anheuser-Busch

He probably could. I have an imaginary brand of scotch (for a play i'm writing) and he's on the label. Very dignified-looking fellow.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 14, 2023 09:18 PM (KAi1n)

191 Anybody use my nick, I'll slap a subjunctive on his ass.
Posted by: The Real Alvin Bragg at April 14, 2023 09:16 PM (sWM8x)

If you were to slap an subjunctive on me, I should respond rapidly in accordance to my concern.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2023 09:19 PM (xhaym)

192 172 Picked up some Yeungling Black & Tan for some minor, temporary GAINZZ reversal tomorrow. Haven't had that in a long long time.
========
Yuengling Black and Tan, for when you want to fight that drunk loud-mouthed Mick like a man.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 09:19 PM (W+kMI)

193 You can get a truly excellent sandwich for $13 from Jersey Mike's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 09:20 PM (s12c9)

194 Lol: Splash Mountain is rayciss and will close to be "re-imagined" into another forced African American virtue signal theme:

The move comes amid accusations in recent years that the ride contains racially insensitive undertones. Its current theme, “Song of The South,” originates from Disney’s 1946 film featuring “Br’er Rabbit” and his adventures in the South.

The film, set on a plantation, features an elderly black man known as “Uncle Remus” who tells traditional African-American folktales to white children cared for by Black servants.

Disney Imagineers will begin re-theming the ride into its new layout based on Disney’s 2009 film, “The Princess and The Frog,” featuring Princess Tiana’s Bayou Adventure opening at both Disneyland Park and Magic Kingdom Park in Walt Disney World Resort in 2024.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2023 09:20 PM (WzJYQ)

195 187 Whatever happened to The Gorilla Channel?

If Trump promises to turn PBS into The Gorilla Channel, I will vote for him like a precinct in inner-city Philly.
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 09:15 PM (pwExq)

Abaolutely should be on billboards everywhere.
===========
Absolutely!

Posted by: exdem13 at April 14, 2023 09:20 PM (W+kMI)

196 The Yuengling PR team is asleep at the wheel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Three panel ad-

GIRL (pic of nice chick)

BOY (pic of handsome hunk)

BEER (bottle of Yuengling)

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at April 14, 2023 09:20 PM (EJKJr)

197 The Gorilla Channel never really existed. It was a faywray tale.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (+I2lh)

198 After Disney finishes spending $1B rebuilding Splash Mountain to a Princess and Frog theme, we should start a movement to label that movie as problematic and racist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (WzJYQ)

199 Imagine the havoc Black and Tan with a tequila shot back could create.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (3s+ew)

200 As a business owner, I can't believe that you wouldn't be thoroughly embarrassed to charge that for a freaking sammich. Eh, its New Yawk.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:22 PM (Xrfse)

201 199 Lol: Splash Mountain is rayciss and will close to be "re-imagined" into another forced African American virtue signal theme:

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The move is designed to address the concerns of as many as 6 AWFLs on Twitter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 14, 2023 09:22 PM (s12c9)

202 The Gorilla Channel never really existed. It was a faywray tale.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No way! I used to watch it while I sat on my back porch looking at Russia!

-Sarah Palin

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2023 09:22 PM (WzJYQ)

203 Sea Lions = Asshole fish stealers

Posted by: Halfhand at April 14, 2023 09:23 PM (SrjVD)

204 After Disney finishes spending $1B rebuilding Splash Mountain to a Princess and Frog theme, we should start a movement to label that movie as problematic and racist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Indeed

Posted by: Miklkos, for the Estate of Frogman Henry at April 14, 2023 09:23 PM (EJKJr)

205 After Disney finishes spending $1B rebuilding Splash Mountain to a Princess and Frog theme, we should start a movement to label that movie as problematic and racist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (WzJYQ)

Oh, yes. Sexual exploitation through compulsion to recover that "golden ball"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 14, 2023 09:24 PM (xhaym)

206 The best Black & Tans I drank were at the Commonwealth brewery near North Station in Boston. I'd have about 3 pints on a Friday night and then stagger to the train station to catch my ride to Lowell, MA.

Haven't found a good Black & Tan in the PNW yet.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 14, 2023 09:24 PM (89TYj)

207 Imagine the havoc Black and Tan with a tequila shot back could create.
Posted by: Ben Had

In that suggestive, yet dangerous Lauren Bacall voice of Ben Hads

Posted by: Miklos would be an Extra in that movie at April 14, 2023 09:25 PM (EJKJr)

208 204 After Disney finishes spending $1B rebuilding Splash Mountain to a Princess and Frog theme, we should start a movement to label that movie as problematic and racist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (WzJYQ)

Is this the one where a princess kisses a frog and he turns back into a dude? Clearly it's an allegory for Western imperialism uplifting the "ugly" natives, and is therefore racist and should be suppressed.

If the movie is about something else that's fine, I'm sure we can cast the oppressor and oppressed appropriately.

Posted by: CppThis at April 14, 2023 09:27 PM (PZvjL)

209 The last time I paid any attention to Disney was when I was a kid, watching the Wonderful World of Color on Sunday evenings with sis and my folks. Good times. It means absolutely nothing to me anymore.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:29 PM (Xrfse)

210 As an aside, I went to Disneyland once and Pirates Of The Caribbean was easily my favorite ride. Why? Simple. Summer in the California desert, it's like 6,000 degrees outside and POTC is a mostly underground water ride that doesn't go very fast. 65 degrees tops on the lower level. Oh gawd it was refreshing.

Posted by: CppThis at April 14, 2023 09:30 PM (PZvjL)

211 204 After Disney finishes spending $1B rebuilding Splash Mountain to a Princess and Frog theme, we should start a movement to label that movie as problematic and racist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (WzJYQ)

/pol/ could totally pull this off.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2023 09:30 PM (DTX3h)

212 205 Imagine the havoc Black and Tan with a tequila shot back could create.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (3s+ew)

That sounds like a dare, Harry.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2023 09:31 PM (DTX3h)

213 >>> 1
Tucker running a "Eat Zee Bugs" special tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 08:08 PM (Mzdiz)

Shouldn't that be "eet zee boogz"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 14, 2023 09:32 PM (llON8)

214 >>Equivalent of farting as you walk out the elevator.

I wouldn't give yourself that much credit.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2023 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

215 219 204 After Disney finishes spending $1B rebuilding Splash Mountain to a Princess and Frog theme, we should start a movement to label that movie as problematic and racist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 14, 2023 09:21 PM (WzJYQ)

/pol/ could totally pull this off.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2023 09:30 PM (DTX3h)

Also cisheteronormative, the frog could have been a girl or whatever after kissing.

Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2023 09:33 PM (pwExq)

216 >>Equivalent of farting as you walk out the elevator.

I wouldn't give yourself that much credit.
Posted by: JackStraw

You haven't lived until you wait for the elevator doors to close, then fart.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 14, 2023 09:36 PM (3CCua)

217 My mom took us to Disney World when I was nine years old. I got to ride Splash Mountain when it was new. Or at least I'm pretty sure it was new.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2023 09:39 PM (1Yy3c)

218 Was in an elevator once and a dude farted, complete with impressive sonic accompaniment. It was a long ride up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:39 PM (Xrfse)

219 Quick poll.

Rocketeer or the 90s Gamera movie, Guardian Of The Universe?

Posted by: Robert, in the mood for an cinematographe at April 14, 2023 09:43 PM (1Yy3c)

220 Pic. I'm betting that keeping Bailey's eyes clean is a task.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2023 09:44 PM (miw4b)

221 Shouldn't that be "eet zee boogz"?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

$20 says the Biden kid eats it

Posted by: Miklos was almost an extra in Caddyshack at April 14, 2023 09:44 PM (EJKJr)

222 Was in an elevator once and a dude farted, complete with impressive sonic accompaniment. It was a long ride up.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:39 PM (Xrfse)

https://youtu.be/57Ul0qSQgeA

Posted by: Robert, in the mood for an cinematographe at April 14, 2023 09:45 PM (1Yy3c)

223 @51
Posted by: exdem13

Poor doggo is the opposite of the hangers-on types that 'play' tamborine and are part of the band. Halp! Someone throw a ball so I can have an excuse to 'exit stage left'.

Posted by: micky at April 14, 2023 09:46 PM (3byMq)

224 Didn’t Rocketeer have Jennifer Conolly ini it, before her breast reduction? That gets my vote.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 14, 2023 09:46 PM (+I2lh)

225 Posted by: Robert, in the mood for an cinematographe at April 14, 2023 09:45 PM

Hah. Similar but no confession from the perp.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

226 My stepdaughter kicks ass. I bought her a Spyderco lockblade awhile back. We went into a gas station tonight for some candy for her and some scratchies for her mom. The place was off. It felt shady. I obviously didn't say anything to her, but when we got in the car, she said " I want to work on my wrist so I can draw the knife better."

That's muh girl

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2023 09:47 PM (oINRc)

227 Are we now allowed to go back to drinking traditional Budweiser? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner

No one is going to stop you from drinking Tranny Fluid.
Your drinking buddies might look at you a little oddly and move further away though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 14, 2023 09:48 PM (MdR3x)

228 You can go back to drinking all the Bud you like, so long as you have monkeypox. Or want it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2023 09:50 PM (oINRc)

229 That's muh girl

Good for her and good on you. We must never discourage strength and resolve. It will be in short supply here in the coming months and years.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

230 We must never discourage strength and resolve. It will be in short supply here in the coming months and years.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 14, 2023 09:5

That too. But I'm just proud of her situational awareness. She knew that vibe was bad. I didn't have to tell her. Smart kid, for twelve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2023 09:53 PM (oINRc)

231 Never fart on the landing before you know if anybody's on the next flight of stairs.

Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2023 09:56 PM (MF3yS)

232
They've apparently discovered a magnetic field around an earth-sized exoplanet, dubbed YZ Ceti b.

The planet is too close to its start to be in the habitable zone, but this confirms an earth size exo rocky world with a magnetic field

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 14, 2023 09:58 PM (Mzdiz)

233 *Puts a fork in the ONT*

Posted by: Robert, in the mood for an cinematographe at April 14, 2023 10:21 PM (1Yy3c)

234 About 10 years ago my Ex and I were looking to gas up my car. she was using an app that gave us best prices, and it guided us to grant and 15 in gary indiana. we were on fumes, and she said "maybe we should go to the jay." I said "too late" and I fuled up, as she locked the doors to the car. I was followed into the station by some brothers and followed out, and I couldn't get into my car because my ex was scared by the situation she put us in.

I said. "I'm not scared, you shouldn't be, let me in." I pulled my knife, held it under my wrist, and got in the car and locked the doors and got the fuck out of there.

there is an attitude you have to have. My Ex didn't have it.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 15, 2023 02:50 AM (uYcrO)

235 Your app might take you to terrible places if you don't already know them.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 15, 2023 02:51 AM (uYcrO)

236 Another story. We were in LA, staying on Century, about 2 blocks from crenshaw. Wife, Australian and an absolute sweetheart of a woman made the booking. After a long tour of the line and then to santa monica, the bus missed our stop, so at about 11pm we called the service and said, "You missed our stop." the bus driver came back and picked us up and said "Oh the other guy just missed the stop I'm so sorry guys." A complete sweetheart of a person. But she was only talking to my wife, with her accent. My wife said where we were staying, and the bus driver said, "Oh! I know you ain't staying in the hood, you wanna go somewhere else honey."

My wife said again where we were staying and I said, "We're good it's only for the night besides, it's not that bad."

the bus driver stared at me for a minute and said, "Chicago right?" I said "Yeah." The busdriver who is from Detroit said to my wife, "Okay, in that case you guys are okay. . ..I think he knows the rules."

For the next almost 10 minutes on the drive, as the busdriver and I talked my wife got a master class on what its like to live in shitty places.

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