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The article reports that when she ran for Congress, there was a "whispering campaign" about the allegations of physical abuse lodged against her, so she ran to the Huffington Post to claim "I'm the real victim, here," and of course the Huffington Post was all too eager to run her dubious allegations without any verification. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1) 2
Yikes!
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (uQPen) 3
got in early
Posted by: Nikki Haley! at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (DB6tu) 4
That pic looks like it should be sitting on an ottoman and posted in the Art Thread.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1) 5
well shit
Posted by: DanMan at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (DB6tu) 6
I identify as first.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:09 PM (386ly) 7
You posted that pic just to hurt us, you savage.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (ppBhU) 8
You posted that pic just to hurt us, you savage.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (ppBhU) I blame REDACTED. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1) 9
Scandals are only a matter for Republicans, and then they can be merely invented whole cloth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (UVZX7) 10
That pic looks like it should be sitting on an ottoman and posted in the Art Thread.
Posted by: Sponge Please don't give CBD any bright ideas! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (KWEqV) 11
Where is Joe Mannix with the eye bleach?
Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2023 02:10 PM (53oGX) 12
She is the leader the region deserves....
being a democrat means loving something enough to assault it verbally and by god if they make you physically.... it is just Johnson and this damned war.... Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (Lzpvj) 13
Katie Porter is nasty and gross.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (DcKNO) 15
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the democrats' candidate quality game is TIGHT
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (MLrvz) 17
Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7) 18
Speaking of people running for Senate, Sheriff Lamb is running in AZ. Not-crazy sister has a big crush on him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (UCNv1) 20
Allegations about Democrat Katie Porter's abusive marriage resurface as she launches Senate run and releases memoir
HOW DARE she release her memoir at the same time as Chasten Buttplug. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) 21
She seems nice.....
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (pohLc) 22
Not to defend her, but he does look like a potato.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX) 23
Bat Hurl
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (SIRiz) Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (iHBZj) 25
That picture is certified as a refutation of Rule 34. There is no porn of that.
///////// how long has Ace been holding on to that joke? Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (MLrvz) 26
I give you Fetterman as a reminder, plus Biden from his basement, and Katie Hobbs from her AZ closet.
All they gotta do is preach the new creed of DEI, tranny-love, and free shit, and they will be elected. Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (KiBMU) 27
You're all just afraid of an empowered woman.
Empowered with boiled potatoes. Well-behaved women rarely make history. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (lf83v) 28
She seems nice.
Posted by: EFG at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (Ae67h) 29
Eeeeww.
Posted by: Bosk at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (VMFAF) 30
>>>17 Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
no but in related news she IS a throuple Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (iHBZj) 31
Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7) ***** Katie Hill. Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (NpAcC) 32
She sounds like a monster.
From 2009 on, Porter was the sole breadwinner, and Hoffman stayed home with the kids. Hoffman insisted that Porter was prone to 'extreme anger' and had a 'history of snapping and screaming at [him] and the children,' and would 'claw and scratch her arms' while blaming him for the markings. Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (uQPen) 33
That picture is certified as a refutation of Rule 34. There is no porn of that.
--- Now that you've put this out on the Interwebs, someone, somewhere, is going to nod to themselves: "Challenge...accepted." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (YIVH2) 34
She looks like the before picture in a GOLO commercial.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (pohLc) 35
She sounds like exactly who the founders had in mind for the senate.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (lTGtQ) 36
What's Taters fat bat girl?
Posted by: Golem at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (SIRiz) 37
Bat Girl. She's hawt!
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (tiR3O) 38
She defines dumpy.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (eGTCV) 39
I saw something earlier about her today, jinx!, about how she wanted to do her job remotely. she doesn't like being around republicans.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (MLrvz) 40
Ah.....so THAT'S what they mean by "hangers."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1) 41
I'd have to say that living together "for the children" is NOT a good idea in this case.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (Mzdiz) 42
She looks like a fucking ballerina, what are you talking about.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 *** What kind of a ballerina? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (UCNv1) 44
>>> 32 She sounds like a monster.
From 2009 on, Porter was the sole breadwinner, and Hoffman stayed home with the kids. Hoffman insisted that Porter was prone to 'extreme anger' and had a 'history of snapping and screaming at [him] and the children,' and would 'claw and scratch her arms' while blaming him for the markings. Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (uQPen) Thanks, Duluth Model!!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (llON8) 45
...I'm sure the husband is what anyone would call a "stone-cold hottie."
*** There's a Daily Mail article with a picture of her and her son. I don't know what the husband looks like but her son has the kind of aerodynamic frame you normally associate with Tom Nichols. Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (wb1YC) 46
Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7) Good lord, I hope not. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (DcKNO) 48
She looks like a fucking ballerina, what are you talking about.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 *** No, she looks like she ate a ballerina. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (J2vNu) 49
Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM No that was another dem. Katie's idea of a throuple is another trip to the chocolate fountain. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX) 50
Man, that's some abuse!
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (krQz2) 51
But in another instance, Hoffman said that in 2012 Porter came home from work one day enraged that the house was not clean and slammed a glass coffee pot on the counter, causing glass shards to spray everywhere and cut him.
toxic democratulinity Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (uQPen) 52
well, like scott adams was saying in his coffee video today, it shows the dems don't even care, they know they're going to win (by cheating)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (MLrvz) 53
I want to park my Batmobile in her Bat Cave.
Posted by: Pudinhead at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (tiR3O) 54
She looks like a fucking ballerina, what are you talking about.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 *** What kind of a ballerina? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu) A good one. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (UCNv1) 55
You have to ask "who benefits?" from the release of these documents. Answer : Adam Schiff, who is also running for Feinsteins seat. This is the the same crap pulled in Chicago when Obama ran. The Republican was going to be Dan Ryan but his sealed divorce papers, from Seven of Nine, were magically produced. He dropped out and we got senator O.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (386ly) 56
"Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7) ***** Katie Hill. Posted by: redridinghood" With Katie Porter? What a coincidence. Posted by: Billie Idul at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (iayUP) 57
They tell the story of a messy and dramatic ending to the congresswoman's marriage that left her one of Capitol Hill's rare single moms raising school-age children.
Ahhh, yes. Divorce your husband, then claim single motherhood hardship. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (WzJYQ) 58
No that was another dem. Katie's idea of a throuple is another trip to the chocolate fountain.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX) --- And holding her husband's head under it. Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (krQz2) 59
The AWFL vote is built in. The husband assault is just a resume enhancer.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (wNDOJ) 60
Poor kids.
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (uQPen) 61
My thoughts and prayers are with her Bat Belt.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (lf83v) 62
Oh, I'm mistaken, that's her son. Apologies.
Wonder what her husband looks like. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM I thought that too. Yea, hubby must be a trophy as well. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX) 63
I do wonder about the appropriateness of using a democrat's divorce filings against them, that's only to be used against republicans.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (MLrvz) 64
52 well, like scott adams was saying in his coffee video today, it shows the dems don't even care, they know they're going to win (by cheating) Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (MLrvz) Look at California, there are no Republicans in office there. So yes, this is true. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (UCNv1) 65
If she were to dump boiling tater water on me, I'd ask her to aim for my eyes.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (sjdRT) 66
She looks like the before picture in a GOLO commercial.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:13 PM (pohLc) I'm fatter than she is, but this still made me LOL. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (DRSnL) 67
California deserves it good and hard. Hard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (WzJYQ) 68
She's a cosplay 1/2,
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (GwxCX) Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC) 70
She need a couple babydaddies. Yo.
Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (MF3yS) 71
Porter blasted the department for arresting a man she lived with after he allegedly assaulted a pro-Trump protester in July 2021.
Julian Willis spent only 'brief' time in custody for allegedly giving a pro-Trump protester a bloody nose, but Porter texted the mayor: 'I will never trust them again' and 'your police force is a disgrace,' reported Fox News. Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (uQPen) Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (iFTx/) 73
That is a strangely specific allegation. And yeah, women do abuse men and violently damage them. It happens far too often, and is almost never reported because it makes the guy feel like a pathetic loser. Who'd advertise that?
There's no big supportive movement, there's no series of shelters for men, there's no taxpayer-funded public service announcements or compulsory education in schools and businesses. There's no widespread societal shame against abuse of men -- if anything women are encouraged to do so, and men are ordered to never fight back. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (0hOvj) 74
ah yes, the mental state of TDS
In 2019 Porter made waves by wearing a 'Batgirl' costume to the House floor to vote for Donald Trump's first impeachment inquiry, and in 2023 she was pictured reading 'The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F***' during the heated speaker's vote. Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (uQPen) 75
I do wonder about the appropriateness of using a democrat's divorce filings against them, that's only to be used against republicans.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM There will be POUNCING! Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (GwxCX) 76
This too is the story of Michelle and Barack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1) 77
Somehow, I now regret having just eaten lunch....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (N3zMI) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (YjVTi) 79
That photo, lol. She definitely belongs in our esteemed Senate. I'm not joking either.
To think this country is a superpower... It beggars belief. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (oINRc) 80
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https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch ---- Even though there's just one sleeping kitty on one side of the room (I swear it's never moved since I've seen the kittenwatch), this is still some much needed brain bleach...Thanks! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (YIVH2) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (UCNv1) 82
She's a TCBY 0. Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) 83
"That bitch be crazy!"
-- Amanda Bynes "Hell yea!" -- Lindsey Lohan Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (iFTx/) She BEDSHIT cray. Posted by: Amber Heard at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1) 84
>>>17 Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
no but in related news she IS a throuple Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (iHBZj) Or at least she knows how to wolf down a bacon throuple-cheeseburger Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iY8R7) 85
Last year text messages came to light where an angry Porter told a staffer, Wounded Warrior fellow Sasha Georgiades 'You gave me Covid' and told her not to return to the office.
I really do not get people supporting losers like this. Even if they stay on their side of the aisle, there has to be a better choice, perhaps not. Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (uQPen) 86
longtime liberal heavyweights like Reps. Adam Schiff and Barbara Lee
____ Ah, definition of liberal heavyweight must be someone who can't think for themselves but can reliably debase themselves with whatever the latest liberal mind virus is in the most brazen, unethical way possible. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (fs1hN) 87
>>>Haven't seen a figure like that since the Fabulous Moolah was wrestling.
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel. Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (KWEqV) 89
I like that she's psychotic, but she's visually unappealing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (EFMJK) 90
The Porters didn't agree to live with each other for the kids' sake. They were fighting over who was going to keep the house. I lived through that scenario, and it was an epic battle to get my ex out of my house.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (wpJDK) 91
What do you suppose goes wrong in someone's life where they're like, "that person, that one there-- she best represents me and I want her in Washington DC."
Do you suppose there is ever a moment where the left is like, "this is our team?" But then I know they are insane and conformist drones. So the question won't ever make sense. Like asking your dog to do algebra. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (Jicyp) 92
What is her claim to fame?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (eGTCV) 93
>62 Oh, I'm mistaken, that's her son. Apologies.
Wonder what her husband looks like. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM I thought that too. Yea, hubby must be a trophy as well. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX) Her kid's moobs are child abuse. Also a vitamin D deficiency. Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (NgqoH) 94
"That picture is a refutation of Rule 34. There is no porn of that.
Not even you horndogs could summon the inspiration to poke around in that shabby business." Given the proliferation of "fat unicorn" rule 34- far more literal than I would like- I wouldn't be so sure. Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (DTm0P) 95
And according to Hoffman's restraining order request, in November 2011, Porter decided she would have a C-Section to deliver their oldest daughter Elizabeth, named after Porter's law school mentor Warren. wth - psycho Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (uQPen) Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (SIRiz) Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (DcKNO) 98
Any truth to the rumor they had to burn that Batgirl costume in a pentagram after she was finished with it?
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (wb1YC) 99
The Rev Al Green (not the asshole Congress-schmuck) was naked in the tub when his ex poured hot grits on him. And she's no Al Green. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (x0n13) 100
I hope ace has a cafe thread of based hot women planned this evening to make up for the horror show of trannies and Karen threads today
Lamont would never subject us to this kind of abuse Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (VTu1l) 101
What. The Fuck. Is that?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (BGlWj) 102
She hit him with a pot of potatoes.
Not a bottle of Slim Fast. Not a bowl of salad. Not fresh fruit. Potatoes. It shows. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v) 103
She BEDSHIT cray.
Posted by: Amber Heard at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am doing a Muttley style laugh out loud at that!! Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (iY8R7) 104
Trump sues former attorney Michael Cohen for $500 million
https://tinyurl.com/3nzt2ab6 Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC) BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (us2H3) 106
>>>91 What do you suppose goes wrong in someone's life where they're like, "that person, that one there-- she best represents me and I want her in Washington DC."
megyn Kelly was going off about how "all" the leftwing protesters are "so unattractive," saying, "they ALL look like that," and adding that she didn't want to be mean but we have to talk about the elephant in the room. Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (iHBZj) 107
>>> 79 That photo, lol. She definitely belongs in our esteemed Senate. I'm not joking either.
To think this country is a superpower... It beggars belief. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:16 PM (oINRc) It takes a while for shit to fall apart. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (llON8) 108
Well if I was her and my gut extended well beyond my boobs I'd be bitchy too.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (pohLc) 109
A Joe Mannix girl would be helpful
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (eGTCV) 110
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am doing a Muttley style laugh out loud at that!! Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (iY8R7) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1) 111
Sadly, it's either going to be Katie Porter or Adam Schiff as the next senator from California.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (x0n13) 113
Chris Plante plays this Katie Porter clip a lot:
(Porter to Greta Thunberg) “I told my nine-year-old daughter that I was going to be speaking with you and I said, ‘what do you think about the climate change?’ And she said ‘the Earth is on fire and we’re all going to die soon,’ “And I asked her how that made her feel and she said it made her feel ‘angry.’” Posted by: fd at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (iayUP) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (mMC7/) 115
She's a TCBY 0.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) Hahaha, I haven't heard of TCBY in *years*. Are they still a thing? Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Pudinhead at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (tiR3O) 117
Typical Dem. Wasting perfectly good potatoes while just blocks away children are starving
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (386ly) 118
What is her claim to fame?
My question as well. Just sounds like a very sad and miserable case of domestic violence, but the relevancy? Her claim she will run for office? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (0hOvj) Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (GPGR5) Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (iHBZj) 121
111 Sadly, it's either going to be Katie Porter or Adam Schiff as the next senator from California.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (NpAcC) Who is owed more by the State? I say Schiff-for-Brains gets it. Just like Nadler got to oust Maloney in NYC. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (x0n13) 122
On March 20, 2013, Porter and then-husband Matthew Hoffman filed for divorce but decided they would continue to live in the same home for the sake of their three children.
-- Showcasing the excellent decision making that got them into this in the first place, I see. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (fKIdX) 123
I know five fat politicians and Katie Porter is four of them.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v) 124
The shocking part isn't that a leftist woman is violent. It's that she was trying to cook potatoes.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UcIKT) 125
She's a Golden Corral -6
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UnA8+) 126
1. You are not a single mom if you are actively co-parenting, getting child support, and sharing custody with the other parent / guardian. You are a single parent if the other one flew the coop and plays no role at all in the raising of the children.
2. Divorce documents can be filled with wild untruths. I felt if you were going to write something down in a court document, or even say it out loud, you should have some proof. Others do not subscribe to this theory and have zero qualms rewriting history, or making it up whole cloth. 3. This woman seems batshizzle (see what I did there?) crazy so maybe we use the credibility of the witness standard here. Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (ZdaMQ) 127
She's a Comic-con zero.
Posted by: fd at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (iayUP) 128
She shall now be known as Katie Potato.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (NpAcC) 129
She looks like a fucking ballerina, what are you talking about.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 Ah, beloved continuity, how I have missed you. Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (DTm0P) 130
she's a Sizzler Outlet Store -3. Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (iHBZj) 131
I'd like to unsee that.
Now I have to invent time travel so I can go back to a time before I saw that picture. Gimme a minute. Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (P7Iz+) 132
>>> 124 The shocking part isn't that a leftist woman is violent. It's that she was trying to cook
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UcIKT) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (llON8) 133
120 >>>Katie Porker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton haha... i bet you she's heard that a time or two Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (iHBZj) At least Lizzo carries her tonnage somewhat . . . oh never mind. There can be no rationalization here. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (x0n13) 134
Katie Porker.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton haha... i bet you she's heard that a time or two Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM Or Katie Portly. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX) 135
I know Fineswine....Katie, you're no Fineswine.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (AwYPR) 136
It's Batshit girl!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX) 137
She shall now be known as Katie Potato.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (NpAcC) So let it be written: so let it be done. Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (DTm0P) 138
I keep turning that picture to find her good side. Alas, to no avail.
By the way, that picture is a lot more Penguin then Batman. Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (8Voqu) 139
>> On March 20, 2013, Porter and then-husband Matthew Hoffman filed for divorce but decided they would continue to live in the same home for the sake of their three children.
This guy dumped 3 Loads in That!? 3!? Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SIRiz) 140
>>> 129 She looks like a fucking ballerina, what are you talking about.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 Ah, beloved continuity, how I have missed you. Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:21 PM (DTm0P) Is this about me? Posted by: Jar Jar Abrams at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (llON8) 141
125 She's a Golden Corral -6
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UnA8+) Truck stop absolute zero. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (x0n13) 142
Thank you for ensuring I never again have an erection
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (FZYNt) 143
Kelly is right, all the weird protesters/Antifa types are really ugly and most of it stems from mental illness. I've seen the collages of their mug shots and it's a who's who of insanity.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (DcKNO) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (UCNv1) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (0hOvj) 146
She is a Big Lots zero.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (pohLc) 147
One more thing regarding the Batman / girl costume. Okay, two.
1. A well fitting bra 2. Spanx / skims Alright,3 3. Crunches, planks and other core work. Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (ZdaMQ) 148
How long til the entire US Senate looks like 100 mentally ill street people in weird costumes, waving their genitals at each other and passers-by?
I'm saying 12 more years. Two full cycles, and we should be at total replacement. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (oINRc) 149
First of all, how does Batwoman find her bat-a-rang in that suitcase-sized purse among all the marital aids and such? Secondly, if she does find it how does she throw it without dropping her Frappuccino?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (ykeLU) 150
She should worship the ground of any man who wanted to be with her ugly fat ass
Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (d5Qya) 151
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel. Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) With a hint of Abdullah the Butcher. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1) 152
12 She is the leader the region deserves....
being a democrat means loving something enough to assault it verbally and by god if they make you physically.... it is just Johnson and this damned war.... Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (Lzpvj) ---- I thought we got rid of Johnson in the helicopter with Diehard. Posted by: Ciampino - do not pass GO at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (qfLjt) 153
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
What is the business theory here? Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj) 154
The shocking part isn't that a leftist woman is violent. It's that she was trying to cook potatoes.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (UcIKT) --- She didn't care about the glucose level of her husband! Posted by: Keto Zealot at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (krQz2) 155
Ace, you underestimate Rule 34. There is indeed a porn for that. Much worse even. Don't ask me how I know. Ok, now I have to say or else everyone might think I'm a sick perv. I did pro bono legal work that involved victims of sex crimes. Many were involved in sex work including porn. I've seen things that nobody should ever see. Suffice to say that Rule 34 is ABSOLUTE.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iFTx/) 156
Those poor kids
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (r4vfa) 157
That photo does ease the pain of celibacy. So I suppose I should thank Ace.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (eGTCV) 158
>>Haven't seen a figure like that since the Fabulous Moolah was wrestling.
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel. Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) This is why I come here. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (BGlWj) 159
Could be worse, could be Rose DiLauro in the Batgirl suit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (386ly) 160
155 Ace, you underestimate Rule 34. There is indeed a porn for that. Much worse even. Don't ask me how I know. Ok, now I have to say or else everyone might think I'm a sick perv. I did pro bono legal work that involved victims of sex crimes. Many were involved in sex work including porn. I've seen things that nobody should ever see. Suffice to say that Rule 34 is ABSOLUTE.
Posted by: Elric Blade any links? asking for a friend Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (FZYNt) 161
159 Could be worse, could be Rose DiLauro in the Batgirl suit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (386ly) Hideous vs Fat. Discuss! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (x0n13) 162
Yikes... I haven't eaten lunch yet
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0) 163
Truck stop absolute zero. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (x0n13) Woof. When she so ugly you gotta break out the degrees kelvin. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1) 164
>Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)
Hubby didn't know how to boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (BGlWj) 165
Every year, she goes to Boiling Man.
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (krQz2) 166
151 With a hint of Abdullah the Butcher.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1) I'd trust Abdullah with a fork before I'd trust Katie Portly. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (UnA8+) 167
Wow, not enough alcohol in the world to make it a 0 at 2.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Y2wSa) 168
Anyone else confused what she meant by "instructions" for mashed potatoes?
Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX) 169
If she was a smart, loving, respectful, supportive, Christian, submissive, and encouraging woman, I wouldn't care if she looked like that. But she's apparently a leftwing harridan who seems like she may have been abusive and awful to her husband, so she could look like peak Christie Brinkley and it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (0hOvj) 170
>She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) With a hint of Abdullah the Butcher. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1) Nah - Haystacks Callhoun Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (NgqoH) 171
Nasty as Mazie Hirono.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (rJ48h) 172
143 Kelly is right, all the weird protesters/Antifa types are really ugly and most of it stems from mental illness. I've seen the collages of their mug shots and it's a who's who of insanity.
honestly it makes one take a second look at phrenology, no? Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (w0NJk) 173
Katie Porter or Katie Perry?
I can't tell the difference! ---------------- I think that's Pâté Upton. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Vwz3I) 174
Yikes... I haven't eaten lunch yet
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0) Welcome to the Ace of Spades weight loss program. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1) 175
In the Spring of 2006, Hoffman said Porter came into the kitchen as he was making mashed potatoes for dinner. He was cooking. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (EFMJK) 176
>>>167 Wow, not enough alcohol in the world to make it a 0 at 2.
she's a 2 at 10 and also a 2 at 2 Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (iHBZj) 177
158 >>Haven't seen a figure like that since the Fabulous Moolah was wrestling.
She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel. Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) This is why I come here. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (BGlWj) Haystacks Calhoun just called to say "FEH!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (x0n13) 178
22 Not to defend her, but he does look like a potato.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX) ---- There's photos of masculine Porter? Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (qfLjt) 179
I haven't seen Lizzo in a BatGirl costume, so at least there is that.
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2) 180
129 She looks like a fucking ballerina, what are you talking about.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 Okay, I'll do it. In a previous thread, a tranny who decided to become a "schooled" ballerina magically got into a prestigious ballet school after practicing for 2 years and being a completely untalented oaf. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (DcKNO) 181
I've seen things that nobody should ever see.
"I have no idea what you are talking about!!" --Kurt Eichenwald Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (0hOvj) 182
EXCLUSIVE: Dumping boiling potatoes on her husband's head, saying he's 'too dumb' to have a cell phone and calling him a f***ing slob: Allegations about Democrat Katie Porter's abusive marriage resurface as she launches Senate run and releases memoir
++++ Wait a second. I have it on good authority that *all* domestic violence is violence against women perpetrated by men. As such, I know that these allegations are false. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg) 183
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj) ------ Target started out as the dumping ground for stuff Dayton's couldn't sell. I think outlet stores may work in a similar fashion. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (2YtOq) 184
Bat-Tater. Sheesh, she'd give Fetterman's Lump and even Patty Murray a run for their money in the Lowest-IQ, lowest-rent buffoons the Democrats will run for office. Maybe even Joe himself.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (aGGj6) Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (pohLc) 186
What is the business theory here?
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj) Usually out of season designs, dated designs, and factory seconds they don't want to throw in the dumpster but don't want eating up prime shelf space in regular storefronts. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (oINRc) 187
>>>Nasty Ferociously-Ugly Leftwing Extremist Katie Porter . . . .
Katie Porter looks like this . . . Thanks, Ace. You've killed me. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (7R+co) 188
Someone married that had children with it an hung around to be physically abused? I thought my life sucked.
Posted by: Usnkim deplorable me. at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (ZMPCu) 189
Trump sues former attorney Michael Cohen for $500 million
https://tinyurl.com/3nzt2ab6 Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC) does he even have it? Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (uQPen) 190
179 I haven't seen Lizzo in a BatGirl costume, so at least there is that.
Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2) Probably better than the nude photo she put up on the interwebs... {{{shudder}}} Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (bs+z0) 191
Look at those manhands, oof. Friggin the size of Robert Parrish's hands. Could probably palm a basketball with those hamhocks. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (UCNv1) 192
I think that's Pâté Upton.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (Vwz3I) Uptonne. Because you know this clown loves Metric sexually. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (9UlRk) 193
Dumping a pot of boiling potatoes on your partner's head is what we used to call an "Irish Sponge Bath".
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ykeLU) 194
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
What is the business theory here? Posted by: ace Originally started as a factory seconds store where they couldn't sell damaged as brand new. Broken buttons, mis-aligned stitching, etc. It was better to sell it for less than to trash it. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (GPGR5) 195
I wouldn't pork that with Ace's dick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc) 196
Kelly is right, all the weird protesters/Antifa types are really ugly and most of it stems from mental illness. I've seen the collages of their mug shots and it's a who's who of insanity.
Yeah they look like the Joker's henchmen. There's a whole textbook of psychological damage on display in Antifa. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj) 197
>>She has the thicc curves of a young George "The Animal" Steel.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:17 PM (iHBZj) This is almost as good as that famous Ace-ism: 'She has an ass like 14 year old Kiefer Sutherland' Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (SIRiz) 198
'This house is a mess! You f***ing slob! You're incompetent! What the f*** do you do all day!' Porter allegedly said while the three kids were nearby in the living room. Hoffman said Porter began picking up dishes and saying, 'Look how f***ing dirty this is.'
++++ What a charmer. This is the kind of level-headed, rational person you really want in a position of political power. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (t0OGg) 199
193 Dumping a pot of boiling potatoes on your partner's head is what we used to call an "Irish Sponge Bath".
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ykeLU) Mentioned earlier, Al Green and a pot of grits. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (x0n13) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (UCNv1) 201
Katie's nickname in high school was "Wham Biscuit."
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (wb1YC) Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4) 203
Hoffman?
Probably already caught by the horde but here it supposedly is: https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5) 204
Anyone else confused what she meant by "instructions" for mashed potatoes?
Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX) Crazy sister called me one year at Thanksgiving and asked me how to make mashed potatoes because she's only ever made the boxed stuff. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (DRSnL) 205
Y'know, wimmen politicians wearing superhero costumes in the halls of power just SCREAMS gravitas. I'll say this much for desiccated harridans like Dianne Feinstein, at least she understands how to dress appropriately. Of course, she's so senile that she doesn't understand much else... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (n+4am) 206
I've been drunk but not "I'd hit Katie Porter" drunk.
Her husband must really have a tough constitution. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (DcKNO) 207
megyn Kelly was going off about how "all" the leftwing protesters are "so unattractive," saying, "they ALL look like that," and adding that she didn't want to be mean but we have to talk about the elephant in the room.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:19 PM (iHBZj) the elephant man's in the room Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (uQPen) 208
You're welcome, assholes!
Posted by: CA Retard voter at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (5FVX6) 209
I wouldn't pork that with Ace's dick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc) --- That's my line. Posted by: ChatAOSHQ at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2) 210
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
What is the business theory here? Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj) Isn't it usually defective product sold at a discount? Meaning there was something wrong with the item causing it to fail QC? I thought that's how they started, anyway. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1) 211
does he even have it?
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (uQPen) ---- Not any more... Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (2YtOq) 212
Trump sues former attorney Michael Cohen for $500 million
https://tinyurl.com/3nzt2ab6 Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:15 PM (NpAcC) does he even have it? ____________ No, but when he loses, he will effectively be working for Donald Trump for the rest of his life. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v) 213
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
I think there's a lot of overstock as well, like cans of Bud Lite and Eternals action figures Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (0hOvj) 214
The article reports that when she ran for Congress, there was a "whispering campaign" about the allegations of physical abuse lodged against her, so she ran to the Huffington Post to claim "I'm the real victim, here," and of course the Huffington Post was all too eager to run her dubious allegations without any verification.
+++++ I'm sure the HuffPo just subscribes to the Duluth Model. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (UCNv1) 216
*Shakes head, sheds silent tear*
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee, Potato-Fancier at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (N3zMI) 217
Is this about me?
Posted by: Jar Jar Abrams at April 12, 2023 02:22 PM (llON Surprisingly, no. Your talent can be measured in negative numbers, but no Spielberg or Scott could be expected to completely rework the third film in a trilogy without practically destroying the overall themes. Then again, they would quit before mortgaging their dignity like that, so it might be about you. But more focused on your lack of masculinity than your directorial "skills." Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (DTm0P) 218
>>>201 Katie's nickname in high school was "Wham Biscuit."
haha Her face looks like a big toe with clown makeup Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (iHBZj) 219
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store?
________ They sell sizes most people can't wear, like Small, XXXL, etc. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (lf83v) 220
Could be worse, could be Rose DiLauro in the Batgirl suit
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (386ly) Rose is looking pretty good these days....comparatively. Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (AwYPR) 221
>203 Hoffman?
Probably already caught by the horde but here it supposedly is: https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5 That's a lot of soy... Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (NgqoH) 222
This brunette in a dress promises to never dump steaming potatoes on your head:
https://is.gd/v1ZF63 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (us2H3) 224
Crazy sister called me one year at Thanksgiving and asked me how to make mashed potatoes because she's only ever made the boxed stuff.
*shudder* The only thing that stuff is good for is a thickener in a pinch. There's a recipe for potato soup you can make that works okay with that, its all powdered and just add water, but its still nothing like as good as the real thing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (0hOvj) 225
https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5) ---- Huh, not what I was expecting. He's probably got some weird kinks or runs on soy. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (DcKNO) 226
153 does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
*** Some stores sell outlet intended stuff there - so the tag will actually say "X brand outlet" Or they sell previous seasons fashions, discontinued models, and factory seconds. Full disclosure, I totally shop at outlets. Also at TJ Maxx type places and always check the clearance racks at regular stores. i guess it's kind of a sport. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (r4vfa) 227
>>>I think there's a lot of overstock as well, like cans of Bud Lite and Eternals action figures
oh that could make sense Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (iHBZj) 228
19 She looks like a fucking ballerina, what are you talking about.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (UCNv1) ---- Do ballerinas copulate differently from, say, Go-Go Dancers? Pray explain in case I might, perchance. stumble over one in the process of coupling. Posted by: Ciampino - do not pass GO. Collect a rubber in passing. at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (gmo/4) 230
This brunette in a dress promises to never dump steaming potatoes on your head:
https://is.gd/v1ZF63 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg) I would wear her as a hat, however. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1) 231
Rose is looking pretty good these days....comparatively.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (AwYPR) She looks like a diseased skeksis. Posted by: CA Retard voter at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (5FVX6) 232
Her utility belt sags.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (LA3XS) 233
I bet she picks her nose and her ass. I bet she keeps her scabs in a jar.
Gross. Bet down under stinks like low tide. Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (2V+nN) 234
Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX) --- *raises hand quietly* Over the years, I've learned how to make great chili, but my first couple tries started from a cross-section of recipes. I need a recipe to make anything the first time. Posted by: Axeman at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (krQz2) 235
I suppose it could have worse.
He's lucky it was a boiling bunny. Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (NpAcC) 236
Speaking of potatoes, I'm watching the Yankees v Guardian game and the second base ump took a relay throw off the face and went down like a sack of potatoes. Left the game seemed stunned but okay
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (386ly) 237
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
What is the business theory here? Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj) Used to be stuff that had some type of flaw / imperfection. Maybe something as simple as a logo out of alignment or a scratch/dent kind of thing. Clearance or outdated stuff. Now I think it's just another version of a strip mall. Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iY8R7) 238
Probably already caught by the horde but here it supposedly is: https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM (MkuC5 Ack. She has more of a manface than he does. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1) 239
No, but when he loses, he will effectively be working for Donald Trump for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM (lf83v) As a way to garnish whatever deep state payoffs Cohen gets, it's solid. Especially given the signed confessions Cohen has previously given. I don't know what this momzer thinks is going to happen once Trump starts Rectifying Names, but I imagine his name is at the top of the list. Posted by: trev006 at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (DTm0P) 240
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
What is the business theory here? Posted by: ace Selling overstocks and out of season items. Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (lTGtQ) 241
>Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX) Yes, some people should. I've eaten at dinners where people have fucked up mashed potatoes. They probably didn't use any salt, butter, cream, or even milk. Just literally smashed the boiled potatoes together. The most bland, gritty sludge imaginable. Even gravy doesn't help. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (BGlWj) 242
>>>Or they sell previous seasons fashions, discontinued models, and factory seconds.
Full disclosure, I totally shop at outlets. Also at TJ Maxx type places and always check the clearance racks at regular stores. i'm not judging, i'm just asking why a clothes brand would sell their stuff for cheap at an outlet store. makes you feel like a sucker buying it at a regular store Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iHBZj) 243
He's probably got some weird kinks or runs on soy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:29 PM (DcKNO) It's all in the eyes. That dood has the look of an abused dog. Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (MkuC5) 244
off sock
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (5FVX6) 245
153 @Ace my wheelhouse!
They serve a few purposes depending on the brand. One is to liquidate overstock, usually last years model, or to liquidate seconds, usually minor quality errors. Another is to sell lower quality, more cheaply manufactured versions of product than sold in regular priced stores to make the shopper believe they are getting a bargain. The profit margin remains. See Kate Spade and Coach. The items in their outlet stores are not the same as offered in their regular stores. Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (ZdaMQ) 246
This brunette in a dress promises to never dump steaming potatoes on your head:
https://is.gd/v1ZF63 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:28 PM (t0OGg) --- If she wanted to force feed me steamed broccoli, I might be OK with that...(I hate broccoli) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (YIVH2) 247
233 I bet she picks her nose and her ass. I bet she keeps her scabs in a jar.
50 bucks she eats it Posted by: carl at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (us2H3) 248
If was him I might have counted down 3 rounds and in Hell I'd be in good company
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (cK1tv) 249
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
I sell it to store A at $10. Store A sells it to you for $15. I sell it at my outlet store for $12. I make $2 more selling it myself, while still profiting by selling large amounts to Store As throughout the country. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (EFMJK) 250
Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes?
Everybody, the first time. Probably was freeze dried or something, though. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (0hOvj) 251
If party city sold a costume called diabolical narcissism, it would have that picture on the cover of the box.
Posted by: WHoOOOBOY that's special at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (d8u7q) 252
On the bright side, at least she appreciates the value of covering up her hideous face with a mask.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v) 253
Brings new imagery to the phrase, "Mister Potato Head". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (pNxlR) 254
@220 if you are comparing Rose to a wildebeest you're probably correct
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (386ly) 255
I do kind of think the potato story has to be a lie.... you'd need major reconstructive surgery if someone poured a pot of boiling water on your head.
Maybe they had been setting out a while until The Mrs. finally got back from Happy Hour at 10:45 PM. I don't know. I'm not a biologist. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (9UlRk) 256
>>>They serve a few purposes depending on the brand. One is to liquidate overstock, usually last years model, or to liquidate seconds, usually minor quality errors. Another is to sell lower quality, more cheaply manufactured versions of product than sold in regular priced stores to make the shopper believe they are getting a bargain. The profit margin remains. See Kate Spade and Coach. The items in their outlet stores are not the same as offered in their regular stores.
thanks piper! Oh I didn't know that the items sold weren't the same at regular stores Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (iHBZj) 257
What does Tater have to say about this? I ask because he is a leading spokestater for the tater community.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (eGTCV) 258
Why doesn't she claim that she is a transgender man? I mean that would lock up 99% of the California vote for her/him/it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ncXxy) 259
Outlets, now, have lower-quality production lines of goods with the same designers but not the quality of upscale retail.
I don't know what I'm saying. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (DcKNO) 260
You know, she is a perfect fit for a senator. I mean, it really doesn't matter. She'll vote straight communist anyway and she'll won't be running to the camera to upstage Schumer like Schiff would.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (SJLjq) 261
On the bright side, at least she appreciates the value of covering up her hideous face with a mask.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (lf83v) Too bad she didn't come to work as The Unknown Comic that day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1) 262
Jordan, there's a quick reply to you at the end of the previous thread. Update on Mr. D'oh was from last night's ONT.
Sorry for the confusion. Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (cTCuP) 263
Isn't it usually defective product sold at a discount? Meaning there was something wrong with the item causing it to fail QC?
I thought that's how they started, anyway. Posted by: Sponge They did. 50% off. Then they realized, "weeeeeellll, maybe 50% off is too much". Now it's closer to 5% off retail. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (GPGR5) 264
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought I'd be writing your, especially about my hot wife who spiced up our marriage with boiling potatoes. . . Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (lf83v) 265
258 Why doesn't she claim that she is a transgender man? I mean that would lock up 99% of the California vote for her/him/it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ncXxy) Please... Even we have standards Posted by: California Trans Community at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (bs+z0) 266
She was the one with nude pics, including some with either a bong or a crack pipe, right? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (pNxlR) 267
I do kind of think the potato story has to be a lie.... you'd need major reconstructive surgery if someone poured a pot of boiling water on your head. ...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (9UlRk) ++++ According to the later quote, it wasn't boiling water but hot potatoes: 'She then took the ceramic bowl of steaming hot potatoes and dumped it on my head, burning my scalp,' Hoffman said. That isn't nearly as bad as a pot of boiling water, but is still a great indication that she's a violent maniac and you should keep your distance. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (t0OGg) 268
31 Katie Porter -- is she the one who had the infamous "throuple"??
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (iY8R7) ***** Katie Hill. Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (NpAcC) ---- Too many friggin' Katies playing with their oomphas!!! Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO. Collect a rubber in passing. at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: DINOSAUR JR at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (SIRiz) 270
I almost want to pick someone to run for Senate just to see what I can get Dem voters to go for. Maybe that Brian Kohberger kid.
"He's a neurodivergent activist who doesn't believe white lives matter, and he's got the record to prove it!" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (oINRc) 271
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Brings new imagery to the phrase, "Mister Potato Head". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:31 PM (pNxlR) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE PROBABLY GETS HUMOROUSLY SHAPED PIECES OF PLASTIC SHOVED INTO HIS HOLES ON A REGULAR BASIS FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF OTHERS Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (9UlRk) 272
😳
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (5a2xV) 273
What the hell is that?!
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (5a2xV) 274
Does sound like she wears the figurative pants in the family. She goes out and earns the bread and he is supposed to cook and clean, but is not carrying out his duties to her expectations or demands.
While I do not actually have a problem with men being the ones taking care of the house and kids, it takes and unbelievably special woman to handle that well and an unusual man to do it well without both feeling he's a wretch. If a wife earns more than her husband 99% of the time she loses respect for him, he loses dignity and self esteem, and things go very downhill. When they argue the "loser you make no money" thing is coming up every time. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:34 PM (0hOvj) 275
I can stop pulling my hair out. Taxes filed.
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (/0+YE) 276
Oddly she may improve the class of the Democratic caucus.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (eGTCV) 277
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She was the one with nude pics, including some with either a bong or a crack pipe, right? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:33 PM (pNxlR) ----- Wasn't that Katie Hobbs? Isn't it incredible that we are confused about which democratic degenerate we are talking about? Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (DcKNO) 278
What do Congress people make in a year? About 170k or so?
I realize Party City probably didn't have a Batgirl costume in size Brian Dennehy but that is some seriously awful costuming. It looks like somebody raided a dumpster out behind Hobby Lobby or Michael's and sewed together whatever was in there. Also I don't recall Batgirl's utility belt being that instrumental in holding her breasts up. Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (wb1YC) 279
Sorry, but the amount of alcohol it would take would be fatal.
Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4) 280
Katie's nickname in high school was "Wham Biscuit."
Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 *** "A Wham Biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back . . ." [insert loony giggle here] ". . . you go hungry! Bow-bow-bow!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (J2vNu) 281
does he even have it?
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM (uQPen) ****** Maybe in the Cayman Islands. Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (NpAcC) 282
makes you feel like a sucker buying it at a regular store
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iHBZj) You get the latest styles at the regular store, and (supposedly) top quality the outlet item could be a factory second, etc. I agree that it dilutes the brand though. The real luxury brands will not be found in an outlet. You won't find Hermes, for example. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (r4vfa) Posted by: Czech Chick at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (6Tc2R) 284
She's a 2 bagger with zip lock ties around the neck to hold them secure. Law suites and insurance concerns.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (pohLc) 285
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store?
******* I thought it was some type of specialty electrical supply company. Many of them also sell switches and fuses and junction boxes as well. Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (ykeLU) 286
242 >>>Or they sell previous seasons fashions, discontinued models, and factory seconds.
Full disclosure, I totally shop at outlets. Also at TJ Maxx type places and always check the clearance racks at regular stores. i'm not judging, i'm just asking why a clothes brand would sell their stuff for cheap at an outlet store. makes you feel like a sucker buying it at a regular store Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (iHBZj) _________________ Ace, it's usually last season's or last year's stuff and often not in the most popular sizes. Plus, you don't get the dick-rubbing and schmoozing at the outlet stores that you get at at the "real" stores. There are some high-end brands like Saks and Nieman Marcus that actually have their own outlet stores that sell last season's stuff at significant discounts (Off 5th and Last Call, respectively). I used to get all my stuff there -- I don't care if it's off season -- before I went to all custom-made shit. Ahem. Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (iFTx/) 287
Now it's closer to 5% off retail.
Yeah the selection is really random and often poor, and the prices aren't THAT much better. Most of the time you can do as well or better at a place like Bi-Mart Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (0hOvj) 288
She looks like the Kathy Bates character in Misery would look like in reality.
--------- LOLOL! That's was exactly my thought when I saw the pic. BTW, that was the best rendition of a King novel ever made. Truly scary. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6) 289
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store? I know they sell stuff cheaper but why would they do that? Why are they undercutting the non-outlet stores?
What is the business theory here? Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 02:23 PM (iHBZj) At least in the '80s, it was a way to get something for the "irregulars," like three-legged pantyhose or something. In the '90s, it was fun shopping at a lower cost. I haven't seen any outlets for clothing since the bust in 2008. Posted by: Catherine at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (ZSsrh) 290
Probably already caught by the horde but here it supposedly is:
https://tinyurl.com/39cth24v Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 02:26 PM From that link. Copied/pasted without comment... "Katie Porter became one of the most successful freshmen in the United States Congress House of Representatives. Trump officials and CEOs from big Pharma, Oil, and tech have been no match for her tough line of questioning. " Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (iY8R7) 291
Isn't porter living in public subsidized housing because she is a single mom university professor barely scraping by on $350k?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (WzJYQ) 292
Did anyone else think for a second that it was Alicia Silverstone? Batgirl circa 95, yowza!
Posted by: Mishdog at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (LZL30) 293
When it comes to stylish togs, I'm a Dickies man.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (pohLc) 294
Ace, every response to what is the outlet store's business model is correct.
They originally started at 50% off selling factory seconds. That's how they advertised. That lasted about one year while they figured how to game the system. The system they built. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (GPGR5) 295
Katie Hill.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 ---- Too many friggin' Katies playing with their oomphas!!! Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO. Collect a rubber in passing. at April 12, 2023 *** There was always Mary Hill in Cherry Hill Park . . .! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (J2vNu) 296
BTW, that was the best rendition of a King novel ever made. Truly scary. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6) I screamed when they wrecked the '65 Mustang. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1) 297
Yeah the selection is really random and often poor, and the prices aren't THAT much better. Most of the time you can do as well or better at a place like Bi-Mart
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (0hOvj) Yay! BiMart. One of my favorite stores. Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (SJLjq) 298
Leftwing women are pretty much to a person all screeching harridans. Some hide it better than others.
They're also mostly all uglier than a dog's bollocks. Posted by: ballistic at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (oXNqT) 299
Yes, some people should. I've eaten at dinners where people have fucked up mashed potatoes. They probably didn't use any salt, butter, cream, or even milk. Just literally smashed the boiled potatoes together. The most bland, gritty sludge imaginable. Even gravy doesn't help.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (BGlWj) 1) Ungrateful harpy (a then-friend's then-GF) demands I make her food. 2) I give her boxed mashed potato flakes made with Vanilla Slim-Fast. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (UnA8+) 300
256 Oh I didn't know that the items sold weren't the same at regular stores
Most are not. Burberry is an exception for higher end brands. Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ) 301
You should look into the clothing subscription services, Ace.
They send you clothes and you keep the shit you want. Well reviewed. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (SIRiz) 302
The great thing about working to save all humanity is that it gives you license to treat individual humans like shit.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV) 303
does anyone know, what is the point of an outlet store?
******* I thought it was some type of specialty electrical supply company. Many of them also sell switches and fuses and junction boxes as well. Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (ykeLU) And conduit benders. Can't forget them! Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (iY8R7) 304
I wonder what AOC's taste in cosplay is.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV) 305
California Democrats will have to choose between Porter, a third-term congresswoman, and longtime liberal heavyweights like Reps. Adam Schiff and Barbara Lee in the Senate primary.
--------- Out: California Girls. In: California Ghouls. I wouldn't wish them on any other place save California. Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (hlsdr) 306
I wonder what AOC's taste in cosplay is.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV) Donkey. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (NtVYv) 308
When I saw a picture of the delicate flower that is Ms. Porter, I knew that I had seen a movie with a character just like her.
The 1950 film noir movie 'Caged' starring Eleanor Parker and Agnes Moorhead. It is a story inside a women's prison and Parker plays the naïve new convict and Moorehead is the firm but kind warden. The sadistic matron, Harper, who beats the women, steals from them, and sets them up for more charges is played by Hope Emerson who looks a lot like Porter. 6'2 and 230 lbs. of nastiness. Boiling pot of potatoes over a person's head is something that Harper would have gladly done. https://tinyurl.com/2p975568 Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (oiNtH) 309
Kuhl Ryder Pants and Record Label T-Shirts make up about 95% of my wardrobe, though.
I don't grok men's fashion at all. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz) 310
Donkey.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1) Likes to be fed carrots Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (NtVYv) 311
You should look into the clothing subscription services, Ace.
They send you clothes and you keep the shit you want. Well reviewed. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (SIRiz) My way is better Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (iY8R7) 312
304 I wonder what AOC's taste in cosplay is.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV) Every Donkey needs a Shrek. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (UnA8+) 313
When it comes to potato attacks, we should not Russett to judgment.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v) 314
She's a Dollar Store refund.
Posted by: Bosk at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (VMFAF) Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (2YtOq) 316
307 Believe all men
Matt Hoffman #metoo Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (NtVYv) ------ Holy shit, that's funny. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (DcKNO) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (+iX/6) 318
Or maybe they could run that Darrell Brooks guy in a lily-white, upscale district for the Guilty Karen vote.
"Here's a legal eagle with the chops to run down Trump once and for all!" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (oINRc) 319
At least in the '80s, it was a way to get something for the "irregulars," like three-legged pantyhose or something. In the '90s, it was fun shopping at a lower cost. I haven't seen any outlets for clothing since the bust in 2008.
Posted by: Catherine at April 12, 2023 *** There's an outlet mall with a Ralph Lauren store and a lot of other shops about 90 minutes drive from me. Haven't been there in a while. I hate to go in hot weather, as there is zero shade and the parking lot turns into a griddle by 10 am. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (J2vNu) 320
A Pep Boys 3.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (5FVX6) 321
I thought it was some type of specialty electrical supply company. Many of them also sell switches and fuses and junction boxes as well. Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (ykeLU) And conduit benders. Can't forget them! Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (iY8R7) My grandfather had some work in the Sears Tower in Chitcago. They require EVERY wire be in conduit. He got really good really fast. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (0hOvj) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (UCNv1) 325
304 I wonder what AOC's taste in cosplay is.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV) The one where she pretends she's not a retard and i pretend it's ok to fuck a retard. Whatever that one's called. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (9UlRk) 326
Not to defend her, but he does look like a potato.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX) ---- There's photos of masculine Porter? Posted by: Ciampino -- do not pass GO at April 12, 2023 02:25 PM Sorry, that was one of her offspring. Jr. Potato. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (GwxCX) 327
Ace, you underestimate Rule 34. There is indeed a porn for that. Much worse even. Don't ask me how I know. Ok, now I have to say or else everyone might think I'm a sick perv. I did pro bono legal work that involved victims of sex crimes. Many were involved in sex work including porn. I've seen things that nobody should ever see. Suffice to say that Rule 34 is ABSOLUTE.
-------------- Better call Saul! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2qOTKOWlY Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (Vwz3I) 328
Dumping a pot of boiling potatoes on someone's head sounds like serious assault.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (eGTCV) 329
A trailer park -3 after a tornado.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) 330
She's a Tractor Supply goose egg.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:40 PM (GwxCX) 331
When it comes to potato attacks, we should not Russett to judgment.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (lf83v) Well, idaho about that. Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (AwYPR) 332
whaddya mean a 1911 isn't an accessory?
Well what are we talking here, an old army surplus model, or a custom with etching and hand tooled grips? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj) 333
Dumping a pot of boiling potatoes on someone's head sounds like serious assault.
...and buttery. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (EFMJK) 334
Jordan, there's a quick reply to you at the end of the previous thread. Update on Mr. D'oh was from last night's ONT.
Posted by: creeper at April 12, 2023 02:32 PM (cTCuP) Thank you, just went and found it. Poor Jane, praying for them. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (DRSnL) 335
whaddya mean a 1911 isn't an accessory?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (2YtOq) Black goes with everything. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (9UlRk) 336
When the judge questioned her about the potato attack, she replied "I yam what I yam."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (lf83v) 337
Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA Democrats in CA have introduced SB94, which would give the state’s worst murderers, convicted of killings involving rape, torture, robbery & sentenced to death or LWOP, the chance to have their sentences invalidated & make them eligible for parole release. https://tinyurl.com/yc8hxkw9 Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC) 338
I don't grok men's fashion at all.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz) Footwear ? You grok crocks ? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (NtVYv) 339
Not even you horndogs could summon the inspiration to poke around in that shabby business.
Don't be so sure. Lizzo and I get PLENTY of action...hell, I'm even married! Posted by: Lena Dunham at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (ozf7E) 340
When it comes to potato attacks, we should not Russett to judgment. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot Tim Russett was on Meet the Spuds. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (63Dwl) 341
"she poured a pot of boiling hot potatoes over his head."
Coulda been worse. Coulda been brussels sprouts or some shit like that. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (MvF+J) 342
@266 Katie Hill was the throuple, naked bong haircutter. Katie Porter is the Batgirl potato dumper. Katie Hobbs is the scumbag governor of AZ
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (386ly) 343
I knew that, on the TV show Batman, Catwoman was played by Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, and Eartha Kitt.
I had no idea Bea Arthur did, too! Or is that Bella Abzug? Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (bVY52) 344
You know AOC goes HEE HAW at the point of orgasm.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (eGTCV) 345
She is sweet and a looker. She won't be single long.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (ytSiK) Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (zwDuR) 347
Mexican word of the day: Budweiser
"She says she's a girl, budweiser underwear have a burrito in them?" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1) 348
I wonder what AOC's taste in cosplay is.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 * The one where she pretends she's not a retard and i pretend it's ok to fuck a retard. Whatever that one's called. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 *** "How a Bill Becomes Law" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (J2vNu) 349
If anyone would have success playing semi-pro men's hoops, it would be this Paul Mokeski looking giant Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (UCNv1) 350
So, does this mean Porter is opting out of a Presidential run? Too bad. Checks most of the dem boxes.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (WpjNg) Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (SIRiz) 352
344 You know AOC goes HEE HAW at the point of orgasm.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (eGTCV) (Roy Clark not included.) Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (UnA8+) 353
1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato more, how many in the pot that I have to boil?
Won't be stealing Muldoon's spot any time soon Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (xhxe8) 354
Eartha Kitt was sizzling as Catwoman. Yowza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:43 PM (0hOvj) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (0hOvj) 356
347 LOL
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (MvF+J) 357
Well what are we talking here, an old army surplus model, or a custom with etching and hand tooled grips?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj ----- Heh. Somewhere in between. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (2YtOq) 358
I support Katie Porter. The alternative is Adam Schiff.
Honestly, it would be great if they could both lose, but it would take a miracle for Demofascist voters to come to their senses and vote for some other, and more responsible, candidate. Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (1DPXi) 359
@266 Katie Hill was the throuple, naked bong haircutter. Katie Porter is the Batgirl potato dumper. Katie Hobbs is the scumbag governor of AZ
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 *** I have a co-worker with the first name of Katie. She's smart and looks more like Zooey Deschanel, so I guess she doesn't count as part of this zoo. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (J2vNu) 360
I knew that, on the TV show Batman, Catwoman was played by Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, and Eartha Kitt.
I had no idea Bea Arthur did, too! Or is that Bella Abzug? *** Abe Vigoda Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:44 PM (wb1YC) 361
Boiling pot of potatoes over a person's head is something that Harper would have gladly done.
- Jimmy Cagney used a grapefruit in Public Enemy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (FVME7) Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (QOU0Y) 363
What I am hearing here is that Berkeley's own Barbara Lee may be the best of the bad Dim lot running for "I'm not dead yet!" Diane's Senate seat. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (pNxlR) 364
There is a Nordstrom outlet here that is a total shitshow. I'd rather go to Walmart.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (DRSnL) 365
She's also a psychopath. Who the hell does that?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (QOU0Y) ++++ An American politician. I suspect she's actually pretty typical. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg) 366
On second thought, she and Fetterman would make a good team. He likes potatoes.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (WpjNg) 367
Mexican word of the day: Budweiser
"She says she's a girl, budweiser underwear have a burrito in them?" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1) hahaha Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (NtVYv) 368
I'm feeling better!
Posted by: Die Fye at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (5JYNS) 369
I'm sure the HuffPo just subscribes to the Duluth Model.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:27 PM Which is what? Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (GwxCX) 370
Imagine this woman in her Batman getup, next to Fetterman and Bernie Sanders with his gouty armpits at a committee hearing.
USA! USA! USA! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (oINRc) 371
She's also a psychopath. Who the hell does that?
I can tell you the names of 3 or 4 women that are that crazy. Strange, they all seem so normal when I start dating them. I have no idea what changes them. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (EFMJK) 372
>>> 241 >Has anyone in history needed to look up instructions for how to make mashed potatoes?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:24 PM (fKIdX) Yes, some people should. I've eaten at dinners where people have fucked up mashed potatoes. They probably didn't use any salt, butter, cream, or even milk. Just literally smashed the boiled potatoes together. The most bland, gritty sludge imaginable. Even gravy doesn't help. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:30 PM (BGlWj) "couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel" Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (llON8) Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (+FOYs) 374
I work for a Katie.
Irish Catholic matriarch who looks thirty years younger than she is and can scare the shoes off anyone who owes her money. These raunchy chitted out tubers don't deserve the name Katie. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (9UlRk) Posted by: carl at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (us2H3) 376
Ace, every response to what is the outlet store's business model is correct.
They originally started at 50% off selling factory seconds. That's how they advertised. That lasted about one year while they figured how to game the system. The system they built. Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (GPGR5) I started my IT career at a regional department store chain which was owned by May company, who owned a number of regional chains. One of the systems I supported was mark up. You could track the price of a suit from the maker through the various price changes as it eventually make it to the sales floor. For example, a suit cost $50 to be made, by the time it reached us we paid $100 and sold it for $650 for a month. A month later it would go on sale for 30% off and eventually 50% off until sold. If not sold, employees could buy the suit for $150 when employee discount factored in. Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (SJLjq) 377
@359 Katie Holmes was cute
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (386ly) 378
Figured we'd hear Paolo's take on this by now.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (wb1YC) 380
true story
as young married we struggled to put decent food on the table...hamburger helper was a typical fare I finally had enough and said no more casseroles and hamburger helper! DanMa'am calls my mom to find out how to make mashed potatoes (her mom always used the kind from a box). My dad answers and says mommas out of pocket what do you need? "Dad, how do you make mashed potatoes?" 'uh....um you need a pan and some water...' That was all he knew. My mom cooked for 8 every night and my dad had no clue how it worked. That there is bliss! Posted by: DanMan at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (DB6tu) 381
The outlet stores in Primm, NV are very nice. Bought my leather jackets and a bunch of nice Tommy Bahama shirts there T decent prices.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (BdMk6) 382
There is a Nordstrom outlet here that is a total shitshow. I'd rather go to Walmart.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 *** When I lived in Denver in the late '90s, Nordstrom was, and probably is, so overpriced that an outlet store with items at, say, 45% off would not be a big improvement. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Cavernous hole at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (nFVwo) 384
Spudweiser. Best served at 100degC.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (MvF+J) 385
>The great thing about working to save all humanity is that it gives you license to treat individual humans like shit.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV) That's such a common pathology. Funny that more people don't see it. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj) 386
I owe 23 bucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (+FOYs) shoulda moved to town Posted by: carl at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (us2H3) Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (AwYPR) 388
She needs an AOSHQ code name. Allow me to propose: "Punty Cooter".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (tkR6S) 389
I'm sure the HuffPo just subscribes to the Duluth Model.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 * Which is what? Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 *** Rule 1: Men are always to blame. Rule 2: If a woman does something wrong? See Rule 1. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (J2vNu) 390
Demofascist voters to come to their senses
___ Dem voters and sense are as far apart as the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies. Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (fs1hN) 391
That picture is a refutation of Rule 34. There is no porn of that.
------- I always liked saying "the exception to Rule 34". Refutation is an interesting direction, I can't figure if I like it better or not. Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (R6SEF) 392
The great thing about working to save all humanity is that it gives you license to treat individual humans like shit.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV) That's such a common pathology. Funny that more people don't see it. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj) --- For those who survive? Paradise! -- The Left Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (YIVH2) 393
Boiling sweet potatoes. Makes a nice crust.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:50 PM (MvF+J) 394
She needs an AOSHQ code name. Allow me to propose: "Punty Cooter".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 02:49 PM (tkR6S) *hand goes up* Second. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (9UlRk) 395
Ugly and corrupt shitlords.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (5FVX6) 396
Katie Porter is the congressperson the dems deserve, but not the one they need right now.
So we'll make fun of her. Because she can take it. Because she's not our hero. Our silent guardian, a watchful protector. Our dark knight. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (fKIdX) 397
Katie Holmes was cute
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 02:47 PM (386ly) Let's replace Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Posted by: blind casting director hired by Christopher Nolan at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (2u++B) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (oINRc) 399
385 >The great thing about working to save all humanity is that it gives you license to treat individual humans like shit.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV) That's such a common pathology. Funny that more people don't see it. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM (BGlWj) I actually used to know someone (one of a former roommate's friends) who flat out admitted it. He said, straight up, "I do charitable things so that I can treat anyone I want to like shit, whenever I want." Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (UnA8+) 400
If a wife earns more than her husband 99% of the time she loses respect for him, he loses dignity and self esteem, and things go very downhill.
=== This is true. It is also true that 99% of the time, even if the husband makes more than the wife, over time, she loses respect for him. Familiarity breeding contempt and such. Look, a woman, will find a reason to despise you. It just a super convenient reason if she makes more money than you. Sometimes that contempt goes away, sometimes it lasts for a long time, sometimes they don't come to their senses before they self destruct and try to take you with them. TBF, there's a similar dilemma as to men. Being married is a lot of hard work. Posted by: Its a truism because it reflects human nature truly at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (oCWqS) 401
The #1 problem facing the electoral process is the party identification label on ballots. #2 is the incumbent label.
Remove these, and you'll find that people actually care about the people they elect. Because they won't have another way to pick them. The binary R or D choice encourages rank tribalism. Posted by: lorien1973 at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (Lavx8) 402
Having the pic of that hideous cow above the fold on the main page will:
[ _ ] Increase site traffic. [ _ ] Decrease site traffic. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1) 403
Boiling durian soup.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (MvF+J) 404
The great thing about working to save all humanity is that it gives you license to treat individual humans like shit.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (BJKQV) I always liked to think that the worst humans gravitate toward the saving humanity stuff because it gives them cover rather than license. Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (R6SEF) 405
University of Greenwich gives students trigger warning for "insects," "misogyny," and "the supernatural" in Dracula novel
- I don't remember any particularly offensive insect section. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (FVME7) 406
Which is what?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 02:46 PM (GwxCX) ++++ The Duluth Model of domestic violence response. It's based on feminist theory. It asserts that domestic violence is a male problem, and intervention and reeducation (excuse me, "training") curricula should apply to men. When responding to a DV call, an arrest should be made, and the arrestee should be the male in the relationship because "women and children are vulnerable to violence because of their unequal social, economic, and political status in society" and because "men’s violence against women does not stem from individual pathology, but rather from a socially reinforced sense of entitlement." It basically rejects the notion of female-on-male violence or the extremely common condition of mutual combat. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg) 407
Let's replace Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Posted by: blind casting director hired by Christopher Nolan at April 12, 2023 *** Maggie is an attractive woman, no kidding. Nice hind paws too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: lorien1973 at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (Lavx8) 409
If your conduit is bent, please visit bentcarrot.com for info and treatment.
Posted by: PSA at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (Nn3xT) 410
I think dumping a pot of boiling potatoes on your husband's head is just a smidge beyond stochastic abuse.
(shall we start a game of lefty buzzword bingo?) Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (ssESX) Posted by: lorien1973 at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (Lavx8) 412
Not even with Kurts dick. Am I not merciful?!?
Posted by: Commodus at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (dRxzV) 413
This creature will fit right in at the Senate
Posted by: Rick554 at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (FmOIw) 414
Someone married her?? And she has the stones to be a Big ol B? Yeeeeshh.
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (MvF+J) 416
That brings a whole new meaning to "It will be perfect... when it fits a woman".
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (R6SEF) 417
288 She looks like the Kathy Bates character in Misery would look like in reality.
--------- ... BTW, that was the best rendition of a King novel ever made. Truly scary. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 02:36 PM (BdMk6) Shawshank Redemption has that honor locked up... And I hate Steven King. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (CCSxw) 418
>>> 299
== 1) Ungrateful harpy (a then-friend's then-GF) demands I make her food. 2) I give her boxed mashed potato flakes made with Vanilla Slim-Fast. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:37 PM (UnA8+) Ok, this makes me curious. WTF was happening that she thought to *demand* you feed her? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (llON8) 419
She must have an enormous schwanstucker...
Posted by: Cavernous hole at April 12, 2023 02:48 PM That goes without saying. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (LCT5p) 420
Not even with Kurts dick. Am I not merciful?!?
Posted by: Commodus at April 12, 2023 02:53 PM (dRxzV) ++++ He doesn't have a dick. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (VCR3k) 422
"saying he's 'too dumb' to have a cell phone and calling him a f***ing slob: "
I'm right here you know Posted by: David French's African Children's Bazaar at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (8Voqu) 423
I just watched a youtube video by an attorney that is going over the motion to dismiss on one of the proud boy cases because they found out that over 50 informants and undercover agents were involved. The one of the feds was caught on video yelling "Stop the steal" and "Whose house, our house."
https://tinyurl.com/s9tb7hd8 Posted by: ryukyu at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (4n6fw) 424
407
Maggie is an attractive woman, no kidding. Nice hind paws too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu) ---- I dunno. She also looked like a grown-up Cabbage Patch Kid, IMHO. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (ssESX) 425
It basically rejects the notion of female-on-male violence or the extremely common condition of mutual combat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 *** Ask any working cop. He will tell you the woman in the couple may start the fight, but the man (because of superior body strength) will usually finish it. As for starting, where do they think the stereotype arose of the battleaxe wife with the rolling pin waiting for her husband to come home from the bar? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu) 426
>He said, straight up, "I do charitable things so that I can treat anyone I want to like shit, whenever I want."
Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:51 PM (UnA8+) Um, wow. I hope you stayed far away from that one after hearing it. Amazes me that some people unironically do the villain monologue thing. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (BGlWj) 427
He doesn't have a dick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg) Dang. Point: Mannix Posted by: Commodus at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (dRxzV) 428
I don't remember any particularly offensive insect section.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM Renfield ate flies and spiders. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (LCT5p) 429
>>>Well, given that Katie Porter looks like this...
Huge belly fat. Breasts proportionally small for her BMI. Generally out of shape, with below average looks otherwise. She's like a poster child for a new Marvel character. Her very presence negates "male gaze" Posted by: mikethemoose at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (9FeWk) Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (zwDuR) 431
University of Greenwich gives students trigger warning for "insects," "misogyny," and "the supernatural" in Dracula novel
- I don't remember any particularly offensive insect section. == Me neither. Posted by: Renfield at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (pM740) 432
"Maggie is an attractive woman, no kidding. Nice hind paws too."
* She looks easy. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 *** Well, yeah! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (J2vNu) 433
Katie Holmes was cute
Except she was ruined by Tom Cruise. Let's replace Katie Holmes with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Posted by: blind casting director hired by Christopher Nolan I got what they were going for: Katie was too cheerleader cute to be taken seriously as the hard-hitting prosecutor. It was the Christmas Jones effect. But Maggie Gyllenhaal who had a very small window of fairly attractive and was way past it was a huge source of bafflement in the second movie, its biggest weak point. How on earth did this harsh looking used up woman who has very little personality in the movie was the object of obsession of the two richest, most powerful, most handsome men in Gotham? It just didn't work. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj) 434
As for starting, where do they think the stereotype arose of the battleaxe wife with the rolling pin waiting for her husband to come home from the bar? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu) __________ Oh, but that's cute and funny, right? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (VCR3k) 435
I'm the victim here! I have painful memories of my childhood, dammit! Anything that anyone says or writes about me that is not total praise is a h8teful micro-aggression that makes me want to kill myself. After I kill you and your children!
Posted by: Katie Porter and every Leftist woman in the country at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (AMIL/) Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (AwYPR) 437
347
*laughs in Mexican* Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (r4vfa) 438
Think of the sheer hubris it takes for THAT to show that much thigh.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (wzwuR) 439
I would do her .................
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (0vFtj) 440
Oh, but that's cute and funny, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (VCR3k) ++++ Yup. Just like how slapping a guy in the face is cute and funny, but not the other way around - then it becomes systemic abuse. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg) 441
male gaze"
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (9FeWk) I don't think female gays want any of that either. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (9UlRk) 442
430 Do not google Lena Dunham.
She's actually gotten uglier, if that's possible. Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (zwDuR) ----- Well, now I have to. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (DcKNO) 443
He said, straight up, "I do charitable things so that I can treat anyone I want to like shit, whenever I want."
Posted by: XTC And get laid. Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH) 444
I know I have to say this, so I'll say it... Once all the good people get out, I hope God sends californica into the ocean.
However He chooses to do it, erfquake, meteor, massive lightning strike, I don't care. Just, as they used to say, do it. Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (elXnz) 445
@430
I dare you to create an AI artwork that includes Lena Dunham. Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (ssESX) 446
418 Ok, this makes me curious. WTF was happening that she thought to *demand* you feed her?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 02:54 PM (llON General sense of entitlement. The guy she was with had an unfortunate history of dating domineering girls/women that treated everyone around them like crap. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (UnA8+) 447
No reason she can't win
It's California- any f***wit can get elected Posted by: DB - attempting the impossible at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (geLO8) 448
Do not google Lena Dunham.
She's actually gotten uglier, if that's possible. Posted by: MJ at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (zwDuR) Don't google anything. Google is the Devil and wants you dead. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) 449
443 And get laid.
Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH) Not with his looks, he wasn't. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (UnA8+) 450
I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say that if you're triggered by the word "supernatural" then perhaps reading Bram Stoker's Dracula is not for you.
Also, you're an idiot. Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (wb1YC) 451
I dare you to create an AI artwork that includes Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (ssESX) ++++ Make it of Lena Dunham pegging David French and you can at least laugh in the brief moment that you retain the capacity for sight. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg) 452
As for starting, where do they think the stereotype arose of the battleaxe wife with the rolling pin waiting for her husband to come home from the bar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu) ------ She was standing at the front door When I came home last night A good book in her left hand And a rollin' pin in the right She said you've come home for the last time With whiskey on your breath If you don't listen to my preachin' boy I'm goin' to have to beat you half to death Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (N3zMI) 453
Trump's Breath still stinks and he should be jailed for this !
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (LrYuZ) 454
Why are we taking about Maggie Gyllenhaal when we could be talking about Michelle Monaghan, who once played someone named Maggie.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (wzwuR) 455
She's like a poster child for a new Marvel character. Her very presence negates "male gaze"
Posted by: mikethemoose at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (9FeWk) Hahaha....correct. She looks like the kinda broad who can smell up a crapper worse than Ed Asner. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2023 02:59 PM (+iX/6) Posted by: Dantes at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (fVKtH) 457
I always liked to think that the worst humans gravitate toward the saving humanity stuff because it gives them cover rather than license.
== *shifty eyes* Posted by: Bill Gates at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ENR5I) 458
That is some Oberscharführer level Karen right there.
Posted by: HR Dept Dibersity Hire at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (GXA41) 459
Katie's biography says she's developed a reputation for her use of visual aids. Dumping boiling potatoes on ex-hubby's head might qualify.
Posted by: Lola- ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (GshMh) Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (wzwuR) 461
I used to like the names Katie or Kate.
Posted by: N, L. at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (eGTCV) 462
Yup. Just like how slapping a guy in the face is cute and funny, but not the other way around - then it becomes systemic abuse.
I take a grim, dark satisfaction watching videos where a woman hits a guy and he hits her back. I don't like violence against women, I don't hit women back; I don't hit smaller and weaker men back. But seeing a stupid, aggressive, awful bitch get laid out like a Tyson opponent has a certain satisfaction to it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj) 463
459 Katie's biography says she's developed a reputation for her use of visual aids. Dumping boiling potatoes on ex-hubby's head might qualify.
Posted by: Lola- ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (GshMh) Her appearance gives most non-mentally-ill humans Visual AIDS. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (UnA8+) 464
Katie's biography says she's developed a reputation for her use of visual aids
------- Yes. Visual AIDS is exactly how I would describe her. Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (wzwuR) 465
@disclosetv · 49m
JUST IN - Trump sues ex-attorney Michael Cohen for $500 million. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I) 466
Katie's biography says she's developed a reputation for her use of visual aids.
*** Someone should tell her that another visual aid is a mirror. Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (wb1YC) 467
But seeing a stupid, aggressive, awful bitch get laid out like a Tyson opponent has a certain satisfaction to it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj) Right? Posted by: Ray Rice at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1) 468
>How on earth did this harsh looking used up woman who has very little personality in the movie was the object of obsession of the two richest, most powerful, most handsome men in Gotham? It just didn't work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj) Why was Popeye and Bluto fighting over Olive Oyl? She was built like a 2x4. Maybe she was a hell of a cook or really put out or something like that. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (BGlWj) 469
Gahh, i took to long to craft my Visual AIDS joke.... dammit!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (9UlRk) 470
As for starting, where do they think the stereotype arose of the battleaxe wife with the rolling pin waiting for her husband to come home from the bar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 02:55 PM (J2vNu) __________ Oh, but that's cute and funny, right? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2023 *** If the wife looks like Reese Witherspoon, maybe you could sell it that way. If she looks like this Katie creature, well, there's another "Katie" expression: "Katie, bar the door!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (J2vNu) 471
Damn you XTC
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (wzwuR) 472
Hi my name is Saloth Sâr and I am running for Diane Finesteins Senate seat in Califirnia. I hope i can count on your support .....
Posted by: Saloth Sār at April 12, 2023 03:01 PM (X++p7) 473
She looks like the Kathy Bates character in Misery would look like in reality. - Ace
I come here for the comments but stay for vicious, but true, cultural observations. Or is it the other way around? Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (RustQ) 474
>> I just watched a youtube video by an attorney that is going over the motion to dismiss on one of the proud boy cases
Robert Gouveia esq / Watching the Watchers Great feed. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (SIRiz) 475
Hi my name is Saloth Sar and I am running for Diane Finesteins Senate seat in Califirnia. I hope i can count on your support .....
Posted by: Saloth Sār at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (R+nZe) 476
We had a poor guy killed here decades ago at a potato chip factory when somehow he got a couple tons of uncooked potatoes dumped on him. No word on if they were peeled *shudder*.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (MvF+J) 477
Hi my name is Saloth Sar and I am running for Diane Finesteins Senate seat in Califirnia. I hope I can count on your support .....
Posted by: Saloth Sar at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (R+nZe) 478
375 347 Mexican word of the day: Budweiser
buttwiper the king of piss Posted by: carl at April 12, This is so racist and I apologize in advance, when I was a kid and started waitressing, we had Filipino field workers that used to come in. They had wads of cash. The older bartender told me that if I couldn't understand them just put a bud light and 7 and 7 on my tray and they would drink it. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (QOU0Y) 479
I come here for the comments but stay for vicious, but true, cultural observations. Or is it the other way around?
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (RustQ) Because the loser got stuck with Eugene the Jeep. Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (9UlRk) 480
>> Katie's biography says she's developed a reputation for her use of visual aids.
Visual AIDS about sums up that BatGirl photo. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (SIRiz) 481
344 You know AOC goes HEE HAW at the point of orgasm.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 12, 2023 02:42 PM Does she have an OF account? Posted by: Mr. Ed at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (ozf7E) 482
#465 addendum:
@Breaking911 · 35m JUST IN: Trump sues former attorney Michael Cohen for $500M, alleging breach of attorney-client relationship, unjust enrichment, and more - FNC Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Vwz3I) 483
You guys are going to scare Victor Davis Hanson away.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (LA3XS) 484
this is Adam Schiff taking Katie Porter out of the running for Dianne Feinstein's Senate seat early.
I was rather hoping for a prolonged circular firing squad of a democrat selection process, as that's the only thing that matters. Whomever the Democrats finally decide on is automatically going to replace DiFi. Posted by: Monica at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Ztr3O) 485
Why are we taking about Maggie Gyllenhaal when we could be talking about Michelle Monaghan, who once played someone named Maggie.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 *** True. While attractive, Maggie G. is in no way in the same looks class as Michelle Monaghan. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (J2vNu) 486
The older bartender told me that if I couldn't understand them just put a bud light and 7 and 7 on my tray and they would drink it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 03:02 PM (QOU0Y) Lol, that's not racist, that's efficient Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (9UlRk) 487
As for starting, where do they think the stereotype arose of the battleaxe wife with the rolling pin waiting for her husband to come home from the bar?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreami Ireland! Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (5a2xV) 488
Slapping a guy used to be a woman's way of saying "F- no" to a guy creeping on her.
Like anything less than that could be construed as coyness. But we're at least a hundred years past that. Thanks, feminists. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (r4vfa) Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (ssz2a) Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (2u++B) 491
Hi my name is Saloth Sar and I am running for Diane Finesteins Senate seat in Califirnia. I hope i can count on your support
------- Sure, as long as you promise to liquidate at least a quarter of the populace. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (oINRc) 492
I don't remember any particularly offensive insect section.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 02:52 PM Renfield ate flies and spiders. Posted by: RedMindBlueState I thought we were all supposed to eat bugs. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (FVME7) 493
Underboob on that thing would be a physical impossibility.
Posted by: Zek at April 12, 2023 03:04 PM (5FPX4) 494
"Andy Capp"....Andy's old lady used to wait for him coming home from the pub with a rolling pin if I remember right.
Old Battleaxe... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (+iX/6) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (UCNv1) 496
Dumping boiling potatoes on her husband's head, saying he's 'too dumb' to have a cell phone and calling him a f***ing slob.
Damn. Just damn. That is epic. How is she still alive? Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (RustQ) 497
Radio conditions are so good right now that LotW is running a day behind and QRZ logbook is down. They can't keep up with all the logged traffic. Solar cycle 25, due to peak in two years.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (MvF+J) 498
@Breaking911 · 1h
Biden at historic Castle in Ireland: “Don’t jump!” Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I) 499
She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night A good book in her left hand And a rollin' pin in the right She said you've come home for the last time With whiskey on your breath If you don't listen to my preachin' boy I'm goin' to have to beat you half to death Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 12, 2023 *** Exactly. They were called "battleaxes" for a reason. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (J2vNu) 500
Showcasing the excellent decision making that got them into this in the first place, I see.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (fKIdX) Maybe she was hot, once, and her husband fucked her brains right out. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (tkR6S) 501
Yes. Visual AIDS is exactly how I would describe her.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (dRxzV) 502
Why was Popeye and Bluto fighting over Olive Oyl?
first girl they saw when they got off the ship after 3 years of only men Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:05 PM (0hOvj) 503
Yo, VDH! Fartclam, bro.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (MvF+J) 504
@Breaking911 · 1h
Biden at historic Castle in Ireland: “Don’t jump! *** Is that honestly the only sort of joke this concussed village idiot knows? Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (wb1YC) 505
making fun of someone's looks is not gonna get our country back
it is, in fact, counterproductive Jerry was right 5% are date worthy Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3) 506
"making fun of someone's looks is not gonna get our country back"
Real Mockery has never been tried. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:07 PM (MvF+J) 507
Eartha Kitt was sizzling as Catwoman. Yowza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor She did the purrrr better than anyone. Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 03:07 PM (oiNtH) 508
Well at least she's not a Republican!
Posted by: Karen CheChe, Wine Mom at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (PiwSw) 509
376. paid $100 and sold it for $650
That is a heck of a mark up. I own a clothing boutique attached to my fitness studio. Retail mark up is typically 100% of the item cost you buy direct from the brand. If I pay $50 for a pair of Brand X leggings, I sell them for $100. If you go through a 3rd party distributor, it averages at 80% mark up. The reason to go with the 3rd party is you need to set up a vendor relationship with each brand and it is a pain in the rear, especially for smaller volume. I also pay a portion of my proceeds to the franchise. discounting beyond 35% means I am not making much, if anything, off that product Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (ZdaMQ) 510
She's like a poster child for a new Marvel character. Her very presence negates "male gaze"
Posted by: mikethemoose Fatenugly. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (FVME7) 511
Oh you mean suicide isn't generally a well accepted topic for humor? Nor, for that matter, the Special Olympics?
Well that's news to our Managerial Class who are always on the "right side of history". Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (wzwuR) 512
Lol, that's not racist, that's efficient Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (9UlRk) Well I'm remembering her saying it with an accent and the long cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She was old school, wave the bottle of vermouth over the martini glass for an extra dry martini kinda gal. Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (QOU0Y) 513
Slapping a guy used to be a woman's way of saying "F- no" to a guy creeping on her.
Which I wholly support and want to see more of. That should be not just accepted but encouraged and taught. Don't scream stranger danger or some nonsense, belt him one. Most guys will be shocked out of what they are doing and especially in public, it gets noticed. EVERY GUY THERE will figure he's a cad and turn on him. But then there are violent women who have been raised to think they can do no wrong, demand worship and obedience which they define as respect, and get violent to guys because they are certain nobody fights back. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj) 514
making fun of someone's looks is not gonna get our country back
------ Nothing can do that. Might as well rip into this uggo while it's still legal. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 03:08 PM (oINRc) 515
She's like a poster child for never printing any posters ever again and burning all the ones that exist.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:09 PM (wzwuR) 516
No need to ask what's wrong with government. That something like this sack of shit might even come .within 500 miles of an elected position says it all.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2023 03:09 PM (HAga6) Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 03:10 PM (wzwuR) 518
@Breaking911 · 1h
Biden at historic Castle in Ireland: “Don’t jump! *** Is that honestly the only sort of joke this concussed village idiot knows? Posted by: Azathoth That's what she said! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (FVME7) 519
"Real Mockery has never been tried."
There is real truth to this. We are in an information war, and having a plurality of the country see the woke left as ridiculous will be a significant part of rolling back this nonsense. There's a reason why the Ayatollah said "there are no jokes in Islam." Posted by: Zek at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (5FPX4) 520
"making fun of someone's looks is not gonna get our country back"
Maybe it'll get the Catskills back. Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (H3AP2) 523
Nood.
Posted by: Karen CheChe, Wine Mom at April 12, 2023 03:11 PM (PiwSw) 524
Watch out, this potato dumpling is protected. She has been chosen by the hidden forces that rule our world.
I lived in her district. We were a purplish/red district in OC in 2018. Our rep was Mimi Walters (RINO) and Potato Porter the Pear-shaped cat-woman was the democratic challenger. It was close, but Mimi had a comfortable lead on election day, and the day after, and the day after that, and after that... It took "the machine" ten days to find enough late arriving mail-in-ballots to flip the results. You could say 2018 CA-45 was a proof on concept for 2020 USA. That made me spitting mad, and I could wait to get another crack at her, but they redistricted her out of my area for 2022. They created a gerrymandered district connecting red Mission Viejo with red Anaheim Hills connected by uninhabited mountains to skip over Porter's purple Irvine. She would have been out of a job if they hadn't devised a win-able district for her. So, the eternally blue Senate seat seems to be the next logical destination. Once in, she will be dumping hot potatoes on the loser RINOs in the Senate for another 30-40 years. Posted by: tommylotto at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (6QQM8) 525
maybe cuz I'm so physically unattractive that i fnd this abhorrent
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (us2H3) 526
505 making fun of someone's looks is not gonna get our country back
Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3) It's already long gone. Might as well roast this pig while we're still allowed. Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (UnA8+) 527
$10.00 says Katie Porter stores, on purpose, in her fat folds potato dumplings in case Trump gets reelected.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (RustQ) 528
Out: California Girls. In: California Ghouls. --------- Out: California Dreamin'. In: California Screamin'. Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 12, 2023 03:12 PM (lCP9Y) 529
Noodus clevelandica
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 03:13 PM (J2vNu) 530
JUST IN - Trump sues ex-attorney Michael Cohen for $500 million
.... Go Trump I guess. I understand this is the language he speaks. And maybe you have to do this, go on the offensive because playing defense doesn't work. But I genuinely get tired of the Jerry Springer show he creates by his own hiring decisions. Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2023 03:13 PM (mBP5s) 531
Oh, a meme I just saw about trans rights
https://twitter.com/psibtd6/status/ 1645976684288507905 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 12, 2023 03:14 PM (r4vfa) 532
530 Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2023 03:13 PM (mBP5s)
I never watched the apprentice, but my understanding is that his managerial decisions are "interesting." Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 03:15 PM (Lzpvj) 533
She needs an AOSHQ code name. Allow me to propose: "Punty Cooter". Great. We've just pissed off 127,000 Chileans who just voted to changed the name of Punta Arenas to ... you guessed it ... "Punty Cooter". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2023 03:16 PM (pNxlR) 534
this is Adam Schiff taking Katie Porter out of the running for Dianne Feinstein's Senate seat early.
I was rather hoping for a prolonged circular firing squad of a democrat selection process, as that's the only thing that matters. Whomever the Democrats finally decide on is automatically going to replace DiFi. Posted by: Monica at April 12, 2023 03:03 PM (Ztr3O) Here's hoping she has photos of Adam and Ed Buck in a hotel room with a dead male black hooker. Because he has been. We just don't know if the photographic evidence exists. Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2023 03:19 PM (elXnz) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 03:19 PM (UCNv1) 536
Isn't it incredible that we are confused about which democratic degenerate we are talking about?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 02:35 PM (DcKNO) There should be an Audubon Guide or something. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 03:20 PM (tkR6S) 537
Porter to Greta Thunberg)
“I told my nine-year-old daughter that I was going to be speaking with you and I said, ‘what do you think about the climate change?’ And she said ‘the Earth is on fire and we’re all going to die soon,’ “And I asked her how that made her feel and she said it made her feel ‘angry.’” Posted by: fd What a load of crap. What her daughter most likely said was "Living with you in the house feels like hell, we're on fire, and we're all going to die soon". Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2023 03:25 PM (oiNtH) 538
Renfield ate flies and spiders.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 02:56 PM (LCT5p) What's offensive about that? Posted by: Klaus Schwab at April 12, 2023 03:32 PM (tkR6S) 539
"Porter dumped a bowl of steaming hot boiled potatoes on his head"
No way. She would never give up a bowl of potatoes. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2023 03:40 PM (Ndje9) 540
Well she musta left her broom at home--but in that costume she looks "bat something crazy".
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at April 12, 2023 05:34 PM (cB7nX) 541
Fat Woman
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 12, 2023 05:39 PM (wGqjj) 542
Hello mu.nu owner, Your posts are always well-structured and logical.
Posted by: Jordan Homer at April 13, 2023 02:04 PM (WMDNk) 543
"'She then took the ceramic bowl of steaming hot potatoes and dumped it on my head, burning my scalp,' Hoffman said."
and you didn't knock the cunt out; did you? Posted by: ontoiran at April 13, 2023 02:10 PM (XyXp6) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0982 seconds. |
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