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Transgender Man With Bison-Like Grace Graduates from Highly Prestigious Royal Ballet Academy, Despite Not Having Any Skill or Talent in Ballet

Clarification: I thought this Buffalo Guy just graduated, but in fact he was accepted into the school -- due to his obvious merit -- in 2017. So this isn't "new." It's just newly-"resurfaced." People annoyed by Dylan Mulvaney dug it up.

Update: Here's a #HotTake.

Tumisha(🤡's Stud Sheriff Boiwife
@disrupthehuman

transphobes trying to protect the "sanctity" of ballet from trans women while also scaremongering about nonexistent "dangerous, irreversible surgeries upon children!" when ballet literally alters the bodies of children in dangerous and permanent ways is so funny.

This guy decided he was a woman at age 31 and then decided he was also a ballerina at age 33.

And he was immediately admitted into one of the world's most selective ballet academies, despite being an ungainly, uncoordinated, block-footed spazz who dances worse than I do.

Don't believe me? Check out the transgender on the right, versus a girl who did not attend the Royal Ballet Academy on the left.

ballerino.jpg

This is literally a joke.

Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChen

"Professional" trans ballet dancer vs an actual ballerina.

This man only started dancing at 33 and has all the grace of a drunken goose, but has already received recognition and opportunities actually traines female dancers could only dream of.

Rebecca
@Rquietlyreading

A man w no technique, no natural ability or grace, has been accepted to the Royal Ballet Academy b/c he claims to be trans. I would have given anything for the opportunity that was so carelessly handed him. My daughter may one day have the same dream. He & RBA [Royal Ballet Academy] should be ashamed.


So men pretending to be women will be granted two huge advantages in competing with actual women:

1. If they are competing with women in activities in which men have a natural advantage, due to men's strength, size, and speed, they will be permitted to take full advantage of that.

2. If they are competing with women in activities in which women have a natural advantage, due to women's grace, the women's advantage will be stolen from them, and the transgender will be granted Affirmative Action for Trannies, and be made the winners over women by the justification "Muh Inclusivity."

LOL, I didn't notice that. But yes, when Gigantor takes his graceless hop and then thunders back on to the floor, the camera shakes and even fuzzes out.

Colin Wilson, an evolutionary biologist, recently explained that men and women have different sexes, provoking the "scientific" community into outrage over his heresies.


The transgender movement has left many intelligent Americans confused about sex. Asked to define the word "woman" during her Supreme Court confirmation hearings last year, Ketanji Brown Jackson demurred, saying "I'm not a biologist." I am a biologist, and I'm here to help.

Are sex categories in humans empirically real, immutable and binary, or are they mere "social constructs"? The question has public-policy implications related to sex-based legal protections and medicine, including whether males should be allowed in female sports, prisons and other spaces that have historically been segregated by sex for reasons of fairness and safety.

Chase Strangio of the American Civil Liberties Union frequently claims that the binary concept of sex is a recent invention "exclusively for the purposes of excluding trans people from legal protections." Scottish politician Maggie Chapman asserted in December that her rejection of the "binary and immutable" nature of sex was her motivation for pursuing "comprehensive gender recognition for nonbinary people in Scotland." ("Nonbinary" people are those who "identify" as neither male nor female.)

When biologists claim that sex is binary, we mean something straightforward: There are only two sexes. This is true throughout the plant and animal kingdoms. An organism's sex is defined by the type of gamete (sperm or ova) it has the function of producing. Males have the function of producing sperm, or small gametes; females, ova, or large ones. Because there is no third gamete type, there are only two sexes. Sex is binary.

Intersex people such as David French, whose genitalia appear ambiguous or mixed, don't undermine the sex binary. Many gender ideologues, however, falsely claim the existence of intersex conditions renders the categories "male" and "female" arbitrary and meaningless. In "Hermaphrodites and the Medical Invention of Sex" (199, the historian of science Alice Dreger writes: "Hermaphroditism causes a great deal of confusion, more than one might at first appreciate, because--as we will see again and again--the discovery of a 'hermaphroditic' body raises doubts not just about the particular body in question, but about all bodies. The questioned body forces us to ask what exactly it is--if anything--that makes the rest of us unquestionable."

I added to that first sentence of the last paragraph.


In reality, the existence of borderline cases no more raises questions about everyone else's sex than the existence of dawn and dusk casts doubt on day and night. For the vast majority of people, their sex is obvious. And our society isn't experiencing a sudden dramatic surge in people born with ambiguous genitalia. We are experiencing a surge in people who are unambiguously one sex claiming to "identify" as the opposite sex or as something other than male or female.

Gender ideology seeks to portray sex as so incomprehensibly complex and multivariable that our traditional practice of classifying people as simply either male or female is grossly outdated and should be abandoned for a revolutionary concept of "gender identity." This entails that males wouldn't be barred from female sports, women's prisons or any other space previously segregated according to our supposedly antiquated notions of "biological sex," so long as they "identify" as female.

But "intersex" and "transgender" mean entirely different things. Intersex people have rare developmental conditions that result in apparent sex ambiguity. Most transgender people aren't sexually ambiguous at all but merely "identify" as something other than their biological sex.

Once you're conscious of this distinction, you will begin to notice gender ideologues attempting to steer discussions away from whether men who identify as women should be allowed to compete in female sports toward prominent intersex athletes like South African runner Caster Semenya. Why? Because so long as they've got you on your heels making difficult judgment calls on a slew of complex intersex conditions, they've succeeded in drawing your attention away from easy calls on unquestionably male athletes like 2022 NCAA Division I women's swimming and diving champion Lia Thomas. They shift the focus to intersex to distract from transgender.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




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Posted by: GF at April 12, 2023 12:00 PM (mWnfv)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2023 12:01 PM (53oGX)

3 You will kiss the tutu.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:01 PM (WzJYQ)

4 Good morning Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:01 PM (Y+l9t)

5 ugh

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:01 PM (uQPen)

6 Men with mediocre ability are a major driver of demand for trans acceptance...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:02 PM (t0OGg)

7 I feel sorry for the dude who has to lift him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

8 "Professional" trans ballet dancer vs an actual ballerina.

This man only started dancing at 33 and has all the grace of a drunken goose, but has already received recognition and opportunities actually traines female dancers could only dream of.


He'll be on a box of Wheaties soon.

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:02 PM (uQPen)

9 Prayers for Jane

Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (d5Qya)

10 So men pretending to be women will be granted two huge advantages in competing with actual women:

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Trans-people are the most oppressed in the world.

Just ask them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (UVZX7)

11 Fuck that guy.

Posted by: drunken geese at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (llON8)

12 @Rquietlyreading
A man w no technique, no natural ability or grace, has been accepted to the Royal Ballet Academy b/c he claims to be trans. I would have given anything for the opportunity that was so carelessly handed him. My daughter may one day have the same dream. He & RBA [Royal Ballet Academy] should be ashamed.

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It wasn't carelessly handed to him, it was very carefully squandered on him.

Why? Because he is more valuable than you. Remember that when you choose who you support.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (t0OGg)

13 Getting very tired of the Marxist pushing Trannies on us.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (cK1tv)

14 I'm kind of ashamed, in "Camp of the Saints" western civ at least had a few defenders.

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (Lzpvj)

15 Brave. So, so brave.

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (ln5wD)

16 "block-footed spazz"

That thar's pure gold! Also: I love Gigantor, esp the theme song. They could write a ballet for that.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 12:03 PM (MvF+J)

17 It is amazing watching the female gender being destroyed and none of the "feminist" goon squads are coming to their defense. So many women staying silent. Dumb as rocks.

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (uQPen)

18 They got what the wanted. Right?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (5FVX6)

19 We live in an insane asylum, and the Womynz who celebrate this are retards.

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (Lzpvj)

20 Intersex people such as David French, whose genitalia appear ambiguous or mixed, ...
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Nicely done, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (t0OGg)

21 Looks like he can't even go en pointe which, isn't that a big part of being a ballet dancer?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (DRSnL)

22 He looks like a dancing hippo and has about as much grace as one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (ncXxy)

23 If he wanted to be all he can be he should've joined the army.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (FVME7)

24 you have to laugh, I guess

Posted by: the Spin Doctors at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (w0NJk)

25 When you pervert the rules of society, only perverts will be able to take advantage of them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (lTGtQ)

26 The lunatics are targeting everything good, beautiful, wholesome and natural. Everything they are not.

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (uQPen)

27 This seems to demand a comment from Leonard Pinth-Garnell. 'He danced very badly...'

Posted by: mrs. allardyce at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (H/3l8)

28 Intersex people such as David French, whose genitalia appear ambiguous or mixed

Is that bonus cruelty or in the original article?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)

29 Wheaties: Now with more twig and berries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (5FVX6)

30 >>> 21 Looks like he can't even go en pointe which, isn't that a big part of being a ballet dancer?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (DRSnL)

It identifies as being en pointe when it wants to, h8ter.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (llON8)

31 oh shoot stinky sock!

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (w0NJk)

32 I really wish we could find out how far this tranny stuff is being accepted by the wider culture in the face of the cultural institutions going whole-hog for about 5 years.

I don't trust any polling (especially on contentious issues), so I have no idea how to measure it, but I really suspect that the masses are not buying into this despite the larger push.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (UVZX7)

33 Someone on the twats was saying that these schools have paying programs for people who want to learn, but aren't going to ever be professional dancers. Basically, fancier versions of the adult ballet classes you might see in any moderately-sized city. Usually catering to suburban women who were never going to become expert dancers, but enjoyed dancing anyways.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (wmDcS)

34 22 He looks like a dancing hippo and has about as much grace as one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (ncXxy)

The local university dance program has obese people too, a deliberate attempt to make classics unwatchable?

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (Zzbjj)

35 Old and busted: Swan Lake

New and cool: Buffalo Herd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (FVME7)

36 Goody! Once I am done reading this thread, I should be primed up for a real good shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (tkR6S)

37 Never stop fighting.

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (uQPen)

38 I don't know how many people attend the ballet, but I imagine it will decrease as this insanity increases. He is Bud Lighting ballet.

Posted by: DJ at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (H5y4s)

39 Wait! So you're saying a member of a favored group is awarded something of value over more qualified people who are NOT members of that favored group?


Hey ladies, welcome to my world!

Posted by: Wally at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (Hkfn2)

40 All that duct tape is holding the sodomite back...it needs to let it all hang free! Be Free! Be Free!

Oh, and abolish ballet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (+iX/6)

41 6 Men with mediocre ability are a major driver of demand for trans acceptance...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:02 PM (t0OGg)

They may be the symbol, but there can't be that many of them. Need for a cause to signal about is probably mostly for college-educated women.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (eYoxG)

42 Old and busted: Swan Lake

New and cool: Buffalo Herd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (FVME7)



Buffalo Herd off a Cliff

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (uQPen)

43 They don't have to "include" more men in ballet, they're already there. This is just smashing up institutions.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (Zzbjj)

44 "Hermaphroditism causes a great deal of confusion, more than one might at first appreciate, because--as we will see again and again--the discovery of a 'hermaphroditic' body raises doubts not just about the particular body in question, but about all bodies. The questioned body forces us to ask what exactly it is--if anything--that makes the rest of us unquestionable."
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Nonsensical academic prattle.

The presence of deformities does not make the non-deformed cease to exist. Hermaphrodites are deformed. They have a genetic defect. This defect is easy to detect *because* it results in their deviation from the norm through no fault or choice of their own. This does not mean that intersex people should be shunned or destroyed, but it *also* does not mean that normal people should be stripped of their normality in the name of an unusual birth defect.

This kind of argument is *everywhere* in academia, and it is stupid everywhere it is used. "This rare exception shows that there is no such thing as normal and thus rules and conventions are impossible" is not intelligent or academically rigorous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (t0OGg)

45 "So men pretending to be women will be granted two huge advantages in competing with actual women..."


The Patriarchy Strikes Again!

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (AMIL/)

46 This trans shit only has legs because people in power and authority push it. If these weirdos were simply ignored it would all go away--because these are just attention seeking whores.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (XMwZJ)

47 38 I don't know how many people attend the ballet, but I imagine it will decrease as this insanity increases. He is Bud Lighting ballet.
Posted by: DJ at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (H5y4s)

=======

Ballet, serous ballet, is a thing of the rich. Not the travelling shows of The Nutcracker, but the stuff in dedicated auditoriums and stuff.

The rich like this, and they will applaud as their favorite arts all become the same as modern painting. Ugliness is beauty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (UVZX7)

48 >>> 42 Old and busted: Swan Lake

New and cool: Buffalo Herd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (FVME7)


Buffalo Herd off a Cliff
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (uQPen)

LOL


When does Lizzie Warren show up to use *all* the parts of the buffalo?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (llON8)

49 And remember, he will be in the dressing room with all of these young petite women.

Disgusting pigs.

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (uQPen)

50 Intersex people are analogous to the child whose poor muscular development leaves him unable to walk.

Transsexuals are analogous to the fat fucks who don't bother walking.

In many cases they ARE those fat fucks.

Posted by: Ken at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (IKZSW)

51 I don't know how many people attend the ballet, but I imagine it will decrease as this insanity increases. He is Bud Lighting ballet.
Posted by: DJ at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (H5y4s)


Twenty years ago, a dude pretending to be a ballarina would have been the punchline for a humorous Bud Light commercial.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (wmDcS)

52 Is Bison-Like Grace a buffalo gal?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (63Dwl)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

54 His heart was pining for being an exotic dancer, but the patrons would have beaten his ass.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (W2wbi)

55 Mark Milley is the first transgender Chair of the Joint Chiefs. Let's celebrate its accomplishment!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (awECa)

56 The Trudeau foundation imploding is a huge deal for Canada I think.

The reality is the foundations have been bought by China.

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (Lzpvj)

57 Get Trigglypuff in a tutu.

Insom can direct it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (5FVX6)

58 Still have yet to come in contact with a Trannie who is trying to be the opposite gender. Not at grocery store or at work.
So either it's not as a big percentage they claim or they all congregate in one area.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (cK1tv)

59 Mean people said 'ballet's for fags,' and now just look at what happened. I hope those mean people are happy now.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (MvF+J)

60
That guy has two in his tutu.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 12, 2023 12:09 PM (+oR7L)

61 Old and busted: Bolshoi

New and cool: Balls Ahoy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:09 PM (FVME7)

62 It's up to the women to take their world back. It's starting with the "you can't change your gender" thread posted on NotTheBee. It's fantastic.

C'mon ladies. Step up. Take it back. Before it's too late.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

63 >>> 57 Get Trigglypuff in a tutu.

Insom can direct it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (5FVX6)

... with a tire iron.

A really BIG tire iron.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 12:09 PM (llON8)

64 the guy has a tiny cock

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 12:09 PM (us2H3)

65 I just had the misfortune of sitting through a job interview for an SJW candidate...Not a pleasant experience.

To be fair, many of his responses did make sense on some level, but he insisted on wrapping them up in SJW-speak, so by that measure, it was just nonsense...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (YIVH2)

66 Don't stop applauding, comrade. The future is trans.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (cUYo/)

67 It is amazing watching the female gender being destroyed and none of the "feminist" goon squads are coming to their defense. So many women staying silent. Dumb as rocks.

Posted by: artisanal ette

Exactly what I was going to say. Unless these women are wiling to stand up for their rights, this will continue and actually get worse as mediocre men who have been unsuccessful in life continue to take opportunities away from women who have worked all their lives to get the rewards due their hard work.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (Y+l9t)

68 3 You will kiss the tutu.

You might. Not me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (qVln6)

69 Yeah, intersex people do exist, and their conditions do often produce genuine confusion (for themselves and others) about whether they should be considered male or female.

They also have a variety of physical, mental, and emotional health problems, such as sterility, depression, a greater risk for certain types of cancer, etc., and in many cases need lifelong medication to manage the various aspects of their condition.

It's almost like we are hard-wired to be male or female, and errors in that wiring screw everything else up. Almost.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (rcsB3)

70 He looks like a dancing hippo and has about as much grace as one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (ncXxy)

I seem to remember the dancing hippos in Fantasia were very graceful. And had nice smiles, too. Unlike Stacey Abrams, who has a bad case of resting Bitch Face.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (tkR6S)

71 46 This trans shit only has legs because people in power and authority push it. If these weirdos were simply ignored it would all go away--because these are just attention seeking whores.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (XMwZJ)

But people in power push it, and make it remain. They may be "attention seeking whores" but "people in power" are rewarding them despite their lack of talent in order to attract more people to cut off and sign up. I think Mulvaney is revolting, but the highly paid gigs he gets will attract many.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (Zzbjj)

72 Laughed heartily at the edited paragraph.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (SIRiz)

73 But "intersex" and "transgender" mean entirely different things. Intersex people have rare developmental conditions that result in apparent sex ambiguity. Most transgender people aren't sexually ambiguous at all but merely "identify" as something other than their biological sex.
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Which is why "gender" is used in the first place. Sex is biological, you see, but "gender" is socially-constructed and therefore mutable. They took linguistic terms and applied them elsewhere to achieve their corrosive goals. It's why those actually schooled in the ideology were aghast at Jackson's answer to the question. Defining a *female* can be made on biological terms, but defining a *woman* cannot be. Womaness is socially-constructed and transcends biology.

This is an impossible double-standard to maintain, which is why it is failing and biological sex is now the default position they have to argue. This leads to all kinds of absurdities - like objecting to classifying skeletons by sex because we can't know how the person identified when he or she was alive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (t0OGg)

74 You ever noticed how none of these tranny guys ever choose to live their lives as a woman their age? Its always younger, often substantially younger than their real age. Bruce Jenner is in his 70s and he dresses and tries to look like his 30s at the latest.

They aren't just wearing womanface, they are playing a child in some cases.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (0hOvj)

75 65 I just had the misfortune of sitting through a job interview for an SJW candidate...Not a pleasant experience.

To be fair, many of his responses did make sense on some level, but he insisted on wrapping them up in SJW-speak, so by that measure, it was just nonsense...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (YIVH2)

========

So, he'll be your dean in 6 months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (UVZX7)

76 >>In reality, the existence of borderline cases no more raises questions about everyone else's sex than the existence of dawn and dusk casts doubt on day and night.

There are no true borderline cases, a human will either have X-X or X-Y chromosomes which is hard coded in every cell of your body, there are cases where there may be the presence of vestigial sexual organs of both genders, but only one set will be functional, often times neither is functional.

What these people are, harsh as it may seem, are genetic defects.

You cannot be both sexes and you cannot change your sex.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (up/3i)

77 A really BIG tire iron.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 12:09 PM (llON

One in each hand.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (5FVX6)

78 This guy is a fucking disgrace! And so is the Royal Ballet Academy.

Posted by: In his tutu plain to see here's ball A and here's ball B at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (V6LRK)

79 He looks like a dancing hippo and has about as much grace as one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 12, 2023 12:04 PM (ncXxy)
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Didn't Disney's Fantasia have dancing hippos? Maybe he could try out for the live-action version.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (YIVH2)

80 Old and busted: Swan Lake

New and cool: Buffalo Herd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 )
*
Buffalo Herd off a Cliff
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023


***
Ya cain't roller-skate in a buffalo herd! An' that goes for ballet too.

Posted by: Roger Miller at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (J2vNu)

81 They don't have to "include" more men in ballet, they're already there. This is just smashing up institutions.
Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (Zzbjj)


That guy was NEVER going to make it as a male ballet dancer. This is the only way he could do it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (DRSnL)

82 Trans quotas met! Now, get off our backside.

--The Royal Ballet

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (5a2xV)

83 They may be the symbol, but there can't be that many of them. Need for a cause to signal about is probably mostly for college-educated women.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 12, 2023 12:06 PM (eYoxG)
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Yes. It was a joke. The main drivers of this nonsense are academic idiots and deliberate destroyers of culture.

The mediocre men are merely opportunists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

84 The Left is making a mockery of biological women.
May they feel the wrath of God.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (NpAcC)

85
Twenty years ago, a dude pretending to be a ballarina would have been the punchline for a humorous Bud Light commercial.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (wmDcS)


Remember SNL, the skit "He looka like-a man"

Well, He Looka Like-a Man

https://tinyurl.com/58n6397s

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (uQPen)

86 Just wait until trannies want to tart working in strip club and doing lap dances. Then it really gets ugly.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (cUYo/)

87 I think he looks fabulous, and will have an impressive, Alexander Godunov-esque career.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (VWp7G)

88 Steel toed ballet shoes?

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

89 I added to that first sentence.




How cruel of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

90 This isn't quite as funny as the Martin Short synchronized swimming skit on SNL, but it is up there.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (sX1BW)

91
What's next? Male figure skaters?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (+oR7L)

92 27
' Leonard Pinth-Garnell'

I loved Bad Art Playhouse.

At the time, I never expected it to become the only kind of art.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (qVln6)

93 Most good looking he-shes are doing porn channels.

Girls with dicks. The Kings singing Lola.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (KiBMU)

94 >>>Trans quotas met! Now, get off our backside.

--The Royal Ballet

Posted by: runner


I assume The Royal Ballet is a laughing stock right about now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (VWp7G)

95 So, he'll be your dean in 6 months?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (UVZX7)
---
Thankfully, no. It's for a non-tenure track assistant teaching professor gig. He's already had two failed attempts at tenure at other institutions, so I doubt he'll make it here. We are fairly conservative for a university, so I don't know that he would fit in well with the other faculty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (YIVH2)

96 That guy was NEVER going to make it as a male ballet dancer. This is the only way he could do it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:11 PM (DRSnL)

Just like Rachel Levine was never going to be an Admiral, Lia Thomas was never going to win an NCAA medal, and so on.

But this guy is so utterly bereft of ability that he's not there to swipe a medal or rank, but to smash up the institution.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (Zzbjj)

97 Just wait until trannies want to tart working in strip club and doing lap dances. Then it really gets ugly.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (cUYo/)

Betcha' it's already happening.

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

98 What's next? Male figure skaters?
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (+oR7L)


Don't you mean, "heterosexual male figure skaters?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (wmDcS)

99 The Nutsackcracker
Scrote Lake

Posted by: La Sylpeen at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (V6LRK)

100 RBA threw away its dignity.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (rJ48h)

101 That guy's a FAG!

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

102 This kind of argument is *everywhere* in academia, and it is stupid everywhere it is used. "This rare exception shows that there is no such thing as normal and thus rules and conventions are impossible" is not intelligent or academically rigorous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:07 PM (t0OGg)


I well remember 12-13 years ago in grad school, when I thought trannies were at the extreme end of the crazy spectrum, only to be told in our assigned readings that they were inherently bourgeois for conforming to the binary gender system, and we needed to start recognizing the existence of alternative genders.

Academia is a hot mess.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (rcsB3)

103 It's like, what was it, Finland, who put some 50 year old dude out as a national team women's figure skater?

Stupid Scandis.

Yeah. It's a hate crime to not recognize their brutalist approach to grace as awesome.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (pwExq)

104 This man only started dancing at 33 and has all the grace of a drunken goose,


WHO HAS BEEN WATCHING ME????

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (GPGR5)

105 Wasn't "Intersex" the name of the computer company Joe Mannix worked for in the first season?

Posted by: Joe's A Genius at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (Nn3xT)

106 Women pushed the trans movement.

Women should suffer the repercussions.

I see this as a win.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (EFMJK)

107 You know which ballet company will never in a million years entertain such follies ??

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (5a2xV)

108 >>> 85
Twenty years ago, a dude pretending to be a ballarina would have been the punchline for a humorous Bud Light commercial.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:08 PM (wmDcS)

Remember SNL, the skit "He looka like-a man"

Well, He Looka Like-a Man

https://tinyurl.com/58n6397s
Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (uQPen)

Miss Swan!!

Did you see the one with Mark Hammill as a guest star?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (llON8)

109 I feel sorry for the male dancer who will have to lift Mr. Ballerina Boy. That will be a sight worth seeing.

Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (gLRfa)

110 Lunchtime soon. Maybe in 15.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (J2vNu)

111 Feminista's hardest hit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (DMyTF)

112 In reality, the existence of borderline cases no more raises questions about everyone else's sex than the existence of dawn and dusk casts doubt on day and night. For the vast majority of people, their sex is obvious.

That is why they lie and call it a spectrum. As if males are 1 and females are 100, but there is an equal distribution of everything in between.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (WzJYQ)

113 I think this was an episode of Cheers, where Diane was inadvertently tricked into thinking her ballet teacher thought she was good, instead of the truth, hating her because she was delusional and horrible. So Diane took the stage at the Boston Ballet, only to have Sam and Frazier show up and haul her off stage.

Posted by: Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (MHzzH)

114 This isn't quite as funny as the Martin Short synchronized swimming skit on SNL, but it is up there.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (sX1BW)



"Hey. You. I know you! I know you!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

115 New Musical: Blokelahoma!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (5FVX6)

116 >>The Nutsackcracker
Scrote Lake


The Secret Flute

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (SIRiz)

117 Twenty years ago, a dude pretending to be a ballerina would have been the punchline for a humorous Bud Light commercial.

Posted by: Colorado Alex



I do believe there actually was one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (lTGtQ)

118 Wondering if peak stupid actually exists.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (pohLc)

119 100 RBA threw away its dignity.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (rJ48h)


The Queen is Dead.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (pwExq)

120 Hell, ply me with enough bourbon and I'll plie and glissade my ass across the room with abandon.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (NgqoH)

121 His pointe work leaves something to be desired.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (Fd5YO)

122 Start the day off in the wrong underwear.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (FhXTo)

123
Don't you mean, "heterosexual male figure skaters?"
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (wmDcS)

Oddly, Scott Hamilton has 4 kids. And he's not the only straight guy. Not everyone is SoiBoitano

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (Zzbjj)

124 Wondering if peak stupid actually exists.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (pohLc)


Nope, there's always stupider.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (wmDcS)

125 >>> 97 Just wait until trannies want to tart working in strip club and doing lap dances. Then it really gets ugly.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2023 12:12 PM (cUYo/)

Betcha' it's already happening.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

Uh oh.

Hey, uh, Dad?

I... I think I might be pregnant.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (llON8)

126 Men do everything better than women, including being a woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (WzJYQ)

127 Harrison Bergeron

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

128 The devil despises beauty because beauty is proof of God's existence.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (33AyX)

129 I really wish we could find out how far this tranny stuff is being accepted by the wider culture in the face of the cultural institutions going whole-hog for about 5 years.

I don't trust any polling (especially on contentious issues), so I have no idea how to measure it, but I really suspect that the masses are not buying into this despite the larger push.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (UVZX7)

If the masses really wanted this, they would drop gigantor toute de suite.

Posted by: Catherine at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (ZSsrh)

130 Diddler on the Roof.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (5FVX6)

131 Wasn't "Intersex" the name of the computer company Joe Mannix worked for in the first season?
Posted by: Joe's A Genius at April 12, 2023


***
I don't think CBS TV would have let the producers get away with that back then! "Intertect."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

132 The Trudeau foundation imploding is a huge deal for Canada I think.

The reality is the foundations have been bought by China.

Posted by: sven




Something that didn't happen here....

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (lTGtQ)

133 Ahaha.

The guy on the right wearing a women’s bathing suit looks like he lost a bet

Posted by: Redenzo at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (V/pbu)

134 I assume The Royal Ballet is a laughing stock right about now.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp a

Can't imagine this was a voluntary move.... but who knows..

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (5a2xV)

135 Thankfully, no. It's for a non-tenure track assistant teaching professor gig. He's already had two failed attempts at tenure at other institutions, so I doubt he'll make it here. We are fairly conservative for a university, so I don't know that he would fit in well with the other faculty.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM (YIVH2)


If I remember correctly, your school is pretty big on the hard sciences. So maybe that's a restraining factor on the craziness.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (rcsB3)

136 I well remember 12-13 years ago in grad school, when I thought trannies were at the extreme end of the crazy spectrum, only to be told in our assigned readings that they were inherently bourgeois for conforming to the binary gender system, and we needed to start recognizing the existence of alternative genders.

Academia is a hot mess.
Posted by: Dr. T


If you have EVER had the reason, need or ability to worry about prostate cancer, YOU. ARE. NOT. A. WOMAN. AND. YOU. NEVER. WILL. BE.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (GPGR5)

137 >>>121 His pointe work leaves something to be desired.

his dick was pointe-ing at garrett

no judgment

Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (iHBZj)

138 New movie: Brokesack Mountain

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (DMyTF)

139 Morning.

Well there's a dainty sugarplum.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (xwpsm)

140 Maybe this guy found something men are not better at then a woman.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (cK1tv)

141 Oddly, Scott Hamilton has 4 kids. And he's not the only straight guy. Not everyone is SoiBoitano
Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (Zzbjj)


LOL yup.

I've known guys who were straight cheerleaders, and others who were ballet dancers. They cleaned up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (wmDcS)

142 Men are better at everything! What's next, sammiches?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (GwxCX)

143 "block-footed spazz"

I love the meter, and the novel combination of phonemes. A perfect epithet, also useful as a non-blue curse alternative for when you stub your toe.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (MvF+J)

144 All of the gender nonsense is just everything else the Left always does, dialed up to eleven. They trivialize the momentous and complicate the obvious, for the sake of causing confusion and discord, then claim that the traditional way of thinking is bad or obsolete and that theirs is the only answer.

In this case, they're trivializing the importance of biological sex, and complicating the obvious by trying to remove it from having any linkage to sex-based social roles (what they call misname as gender), in an effort to further disrupt social norms so that they can push their ideology as a replacement.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (MIb2C)

145 The Back Side Story.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (5FVX6)

146 Nope, there's always stupider.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (wmDcS)

I take exception to that.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (33AyX)

147 67 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:10 PM (Y+l9t)

Protecting female boundaries will require femynysts to cultivate traditional males as allies.

You see them doing that?

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (Lzpvj)

148 I well remember 12-13 years ago in grad school, when I thought trannies were at the extreme end of the crazy spectrum, only to be told in our assigned readings that they were inherently bourgeois for conforming to the binary gender system, and we needed to start recognizing the existence of alternative genders.

Academia is a hot mess.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (rcsB3)
---
I guarantee the job candidate we just talked to here would like to see more trannies teaching math because otherwise tranny students won't see people like them enjoying the subject.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (YIVH2)

149 I can't tell which is which! Such grace and beauty...

Posted by: The Left at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (Sv58p)

150 Just wait until trannies want to tart working in strip club and doing lap dances. Then it really gets ugly.

I remember when I would visit Seattle, we'd go by a strip club on the highway that advertised it had a bunch of hot girls and one ugly one. Maybe they had a dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (0hOvj)

151 I don't trust any polling (especially on contentious issues), so I have no idea how to measure it, but I really suspect that the masses are not buying into this despite the larger push.

As a data point, at my company, pronouns in your username are required for management and allowed for everyone else but literally nobody else except actual trannies use them.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (ZGrMX)

152 Transgender Man With Bison-Like Grace

All the grace of a giraffe on roller skates.

like he was some creature from Jurassic Park 😂 Trans Ballet

All this animal language dehumanizes trans persyns and folx! Especially problematic for trans folx of color, who historically were considered animals, and womyn, who were treated like cattle!!!

Posted by: SJW Commissar at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (ozf7E)

153
I added to that first sentence of the last paragraph.



Are you SURE about that? Because it's too plausible to be a joke.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (n+4am)

154 They are pretending to be a woman and now pretending to be a Dancer

I also want to point out that BUDLIGHT DRINKER now means that your gay and trans.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (OGH6w)

155 I feel sorry for the male dancer who will have to lift Mr. Ballerina Boy. That will be a sight worth seeing.
Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (gLRfa)


haha - crush under the weight and stink

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (uQPen)

156 The ultimate display of "equity" and misogyny.

Posted by: keena at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (RiTnx)

157 17 It is amazing watching the female gender being destroyed and none of the "feminist" goon squads are coming to their defense. So many women staying silent. Dumb as rocks.
Posted by: artisanal ette
---------------
Revolutionaries always eat their own via a purity spiral.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (bVz3B)

158 It's like, what was it, Finland, who put some 50 year old dude out as a national team women's figure skater?

Stupid Scandis.

Yeah. It's a hate crime to not recognize their brutalist approach to grace as awesome.
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (pwExq)


All the real men left with the Vikings.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (rcsB3)

159 Betcha' it's already happening.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

Probably, at clubs that cater to that sort of kink. Probably not, at clubs that cater to heterosexual male customers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (tkR6S)

160
his dick was pointe-ing at garrett

no judgment
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (iHBZj)



Harsh........I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Chris Hansen is thinning on top, but he's still reeling em in. He just bagged another doctor:
youtube.com/watch?v=mCHtYTwRqSY

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (MvF+J)

162 Hell, ply me with enough bourbon and I'll plie and glissade my ass across the room with abandon.
Posted by: Heavy Meta


And you'll look like a drunken wharf rat, not Mikail Baryshnikov.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (GPGR5)

163 I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (ZSK0i)

164 126 Men do everything better than women, including being a woman.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (WzJYQ)
I must disagree. When it comes to sleeping, I much prefer soft and silky to rough and hairy. No fukkin contest.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (pohLc)

165 Men do everything better than women, including being a woman.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM

Yea but sammiches?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:19 PM (GwxCX)

166 I've known guys who were straight cheerleaders, and others who were ballet dancers. They cleaned up.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (wmDcS)

Yep. One of my grandsons (only 10!) wondered if he should learn to dance because that's where the cute girls are!

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (Zzbjj)

167 I remember when I would visit Seattle, we'd go by a strip club on the highway that advertised it had a bunch of hot girls and one ugly one. Maybe they had a dude.

====

Consumer demand.

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (5a2xV)

168 Men do everything better than women, including being a woman.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:16 PM (WzJYQ)
*******
That would make a great billboard.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (NpAcC)

169 When the burning times come, the pregnant ladies can hop into their jet fighters, and the men can go dance in the ballet halls. That should work out well.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (NFaWv)

170 I'm reminded of this video from Youtube:
https://youtu.be/Jvz3F4HP170

Female gymnasts responding to videos of male gymnasts performing female routines.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (wmDcS)

171 Of course there are male ballet stars. Baryshnikov is a famous one.

What is the purpose of ballet training for women, other than to become a ballerina for pay, or at least a ballerina that performs for people who want to enjoy ballet perfomances.

What is this asshole's goal? What company would hire him, and if some fool company did, who would attend perfomances? Are are we already past that in that we simply must attend, and simply must enjoy, and be purged if we do not comply. Is that it? I think it is.

What a disgusting future the young today will grow old in. I cannot imagine it.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (KiBMU)

172 only to be told in our assigned readings that they were inherently bourgeois for conforming to the binary gender system, and we needed to start recognizing the existence of alternative genders.

Right, see there is no third gender for trannies. They either are dudes who think they are girls or girls who think they are dudes. None of those Heinz 57 other "genders". There's no guy getting chemicals and surgery to be a 2spirit or a genderqueer or whatever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (0hOvj)

173 If a tranny takes up ballroom dancing which of the two men leads?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (eGTCV)

174 Scats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (5FVX6)

175 LOL. Girl Scout troops are refusing to sell cookies, because the cookies use palm oil and the manufacture of palm oil exploits indigenous people for labor. It is a $100B industry, that these fuckers are trying to destroy because if the poors aren't forced to work on palm plantations, then they would go to college and learn to code.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (WzJYQ)

176 I'm pretty sure Mikhail Baryshnikov was drowning in poon.

Posted by: They're not all queer. Broadway, on the other hand... at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (V6LRK)

177 I'm clean out of outrage or exhaustion over this.
Let's face it: Women voted for this, women wanted this, women deserve this.
Let me know when they apologize for voting for and supporting Democrats.

I'm not sorry you daughter just found out she wasted her whole youth only to be bested by a mentally deranged man. I might be able to spare some sympathy if you can prove you've fought against this openly and vigorously for years.
But, I know with certainty you didn't. Know how I know? Cause your daughter would have not even passed tryouts if the leftists running the cabal got wind you were a conservative. You are complicit in that blacklisting system.

But do go on feeling good about yourself, smug in the knowledge that Republicans are bad people and you're good for being on Team Nice voting solid Democrat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (Jicyp)

178 Betcha' it's already happening.
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

Probably, at clubs that cater to that sort of kink. Probably not, at clubs that cater to heterosexual male customers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Can't wait until one wags his pecker in a drunken blue collar electrical lineman's face.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (GPGR5)

179 99 LOL

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM (MvF+J)

180 >>I must disagree. When it comes to sleeping, I much prefer soft and silky to rough and hairy. No fukkin contest.


The important thing is: You Tried.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:21 PM (SIRiz)

181 Buffalo gals won’t you come out tonight - Jimmy Stewart not referring to tranny ballet dancers

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 12, 2023 12:21 PM (fAMHd)

182 The Trudeau foundation imploding is a huge deal for Canada I think.

The reality is the foundations (GOVERNMENT) has been bought by China.

Posted by: FIFY at April 12, 2023 12:21 PM (+hc+l)

183 I feel sorry for the male dancer who will have to lift Mr. Ballerina Boy. That will be a sight worth seeing.
Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2023 12:15 PM (gLRfa)

The lead male dancer will be a skid-steer loader. They can pirouette real good, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 12:21 PM (tkR6S)

184 Libs worked their way through the list of 'victims,' and the 'victims' understood this was just a technique for grandstanding about compassion and such.

Then came Trans. Trans never saw the game, was just a game. Trans believes Libs care for them, and see them just the way they see their wonderful perfect and in no way mentally damaged selves. It would make for a great farce, but unfortunately it's where we are.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 12, 2023 12:21 PM (8AONa)

185 Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (MIb2C)

Sex is the basis of attraction. They want a weird sterile sexless society that puts NOTHING above the State.

Also by "disrupting sex norms" they can further blur the lines between adulthood and childhood, which helps normalize their perversion.

As in everything else they do and say, there is inherent conflict and confusion because that's where Satan does his best work.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 12, 2023 12:21 PM (d0d1W)

186 She seems nice.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 12, 2023 12:21 PM (NsE9F)

187 Exactly what I was going to say. Unless these women are wiling to stand up for their rights, this will continue and actually get worse as mediocre men who have been unsuccessful in life continue to take opportunities away from women who have worked all their lives to get the rewards due their hard work.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April

Nah. Men are expected to stand up for women so those women can critize the men for standing up for them. It's like a man spending a week painting the house in the hot sun only to have his woman point out he missed a spot on the back corner of a gable, 30 ft off the ground.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (SJLjq)

188 It moved, Pete.

Posted by: Chasten Bootyjuice at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (sWM8x)

189 All the screaming about "The Patriarchy" and then the invasion of transgendered men into female spaces. Oh, the irony...

Posted by: Halfhand at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (1FAXz)

190 Wyatt, I know you were making fun but I actually saw a Godunov performance. The Men of ballet are not girly men. they have masculin roles and beautiful male bodies. trans people make a mockery of both the male and female physique.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (Y+l9t)

191 Hilarious. "intelligent Americans" confused about sex? WTF? Or "complex" situations distracting from the ability to make "the call" in clear situations?

This guy's an idiot.

And the society in which his fallacious flabby thinking based on ridiculous premises is seen as brave and contrarian, or even just refreshingly sane .... well. Good luck!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (OTzUX)

192 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sVB91NTa4A

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (DMyTF)

193 Remember this groundbreaking Finnish Ice Skater?

"She" also decided she was a graceful swan late in life.

https://tinyurl.com/4pk3b4ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sszEv0c-Peo

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (Z32m1)

194 LOL. Girl Scout troops are refusing to sell cookies, because the cookies use palm oil and the manufacture of palm oil exploits indigenous people for labor. It is a $100B industry, that these fuckers are trying to destroy because if the poors aren't forced to work on palm plantations, then they would go to college and learn to code.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM

Well I quit buying them when they went woke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (GwxCX)

195 Dancing Queen!!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)

196 The insanity in our society has no limits at this point. I can't imagine much of anything that would surprise me going forward. It's only going to get worse exponentially until there is a real backlash.

Posted by: Biergood at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (FQWHA)

197 I guarantee the job candidate we just talked to here would like to see more trannies teaching math because otherwise tranny students won't see people like them enjoying the subject.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (YIVH2)


Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots? Something that requires a basic connection to reality?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (rcsB3)

198 There was an HBO series The Lady and the Dale about a car manufacturer in the 70s. They were going to make this 100 mpg car and save the world from its reliance on gas and save us from global warming and it was all going to be awesome. And even better, the person who started the company was a woman. Well, a dude in a pantsuit, but, you know, a woman.

But turns out the whole thing was destroyed by Tucker Carlson's homo/tranophobia because his dad did investigative reporting that revealed that the car manufacturer did not, you know, actually make cars and that the company was headed by a guy who was a felon and con-artist. Who also wore pantsuits.

Sorry. Spoilers.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (pwExq)

199 177 I'm clean out of outrage or exhaustion over this.
Let's face it: Women voted for this, women wanted this, women deserve this.
Let me know when they apologize for voting for and supporting Democrats.


I don't understand why women aren't shrieking about this. If they had petards (do they) they would be hoist by them.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (eGTCV)

200 The Men of ballet are not girly men.

---------------

Schoolyard taunts tend to differ.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (sX1BW)

201 Hold me closer tranny dancer...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (GwxCX)

202 32
'I don't trust any polling (especially on contentious issues), so I have no idea how to measure it'

All polling tells you anymore is what people believe they are 'supposed' to answer (or else).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (qVln6)

203 My guess is they'll use this guy to dance the giraffe role in the Carnival of the Animals, if they absolutely must cast him.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (Zzbjj)

204 I added to that first sentence of the last paragraph.

Thank you, the example you provided helped clarify the rest of the paragraph.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (Vu7A1)

205 Old and busted: Bolshoi

New and hot: Bullshit

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (LCT5p)

206 >>The Men of ballet are not girly men.


But they are gay.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (SIRiz)

207 I really suspect that the masses are not buying into this despite the larger push.

Even the most trans-friendly organizations doing polling find a huge majority oppose this crap. So while you cannot trust polling, you can see that even their attempts to massage the data are not good for their narrative.

But this is one of the most massively polarized cultural movements in history. There's a very tiny minority of elites in power pushing this and a huge majority of citizens going "ewww hell no"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (0hOvj)

208 I also want to point out that BUDLIGHT DRINKER now means that your gay and trans.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (OGH6w)


And in a lot of consumers' minds, that means "faggot" which for some reason is considered a pejorative.

Great job guys. Especially in a world with the underlying fear of intentional food contamination and being forced against your will to take things by being slipped them unknowingly.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (xhaym)

209 Mikhail Baryshnikov was nailing every piece of tight dancer trim he could during his career.

Sometimes guys get into dancing for that reason alone.


Jimmy Cagney could dance, nobody would dare call him a puff and dandy.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (up/3i)

210 "The lead male dancer will be a skid-steer loader. They can pirouette real good, too."

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (gLRfa)

211 Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots? Something that requires a basic connection to reality?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (rcsB3)


There was a dude in a skirt who was a flight attendant for United. They used this person for promotions, about how friendly the skies were. Well, up until the point the person committed suicide.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (pwExq)

212 you can buy basically Girl Scout cookie at Aldi

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (w0NJk)

213 Love to see the look on the male's ballet dancer who is given the Herculean task of lifting this ballerina.

Posted by: scruboak at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (jjH9L)

214 Hold me closer tranny dancer...
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM


Too ghey.

Posted by: Elton John at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (LCT5p)

215 has no one yet stated the obvious: "at least he has waxed his back"?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (xhaym)

216 Men are expected to stand up for women so those women can critize the men for standing up for them. It's like a man spending a week painting the house in the hot sun only to have his woman point out he missed a spot on the back corner of a gable, 30 ft off the ground.

Posted by: Beartooth

This sounds like an anecdote from personal experience. obviously you have never met an "ette.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (Y+l9t)

217 cue the ballet scene from Top Secret

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (OgrpQ)

218 The almost ironic thing is, this is actual white, male privilege.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (EFMJK)

219 I really suspect that the masses are not buying into this despite the larger shit push in.



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Balls tucked in a tight leotard...? I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: David French at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (lc5cP)

221 Let's be honest here. There are a lot of superb male ballerinas. If this dude went in and auditioned as a male ballerina, as he is biologically male, he would've been left out of there. This is such bullshit and women don't recognize what is being done to them.

Posted by: keena at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (RiTnx)

222 I guarantee the job candidate we just talked to here would like to see more trannies teaching math because otherwise tranny students won't see people like them enjoying the subject.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (YIVH2)


Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots? Something that requires a basic connection to reality?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (rcsB3)
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That is a good question. Unbeknownst to this candidate, there used to be a male-to-female tranny working in the department in which he's applying. Turned out he went crazy and got canned. To the surprise of no one, really.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (YIVH2)

223 I think she will star in the next live action remake of "Fantasia."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (Z32m1)

224 The Men of ballet are not girly men.

I have been reliably told by a dancer man that being a guy in that field is like having a huge harem of super toned flexible women (with gnarly feet)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (0hOvj)

225 Tran Lake.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (GwxCX)

226 In other news AmBev losing more revenue and market cap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (17s+e)

227 Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots?


===

God question.

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (5a2xV)

228 you can buy basically Girl Scout cookie at Aldi
Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (w0NJk)



So you can take that cookie and stuff it in your aaaaaaaa.......

Posted by: Limp Bizkit at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

229 The insanity in our society has no limits at this point.

My recent week in Poland was a breath of fresh air. No signs of mental illness anywhere, in any medium or sphere of society. I had forgotten what it was like.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (ptElO)

230 Can someone please point out the exit door so I can get off this f*cking crazy train

Posted by: Sock Monkey * invictus maneo at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (mDXyw)

231 This bullshit is getting out of hand, trannies as a protected species and woke folk going to the front of the line. Every time I see David Hogg I imagine him taking up a slot at Hahvahd that could have gone to the next Jonas Salk or J. Robert Oppenheimer (providing Hahvahd still teaches the stuff to make that level).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (lz5hY)

232 good, good question.

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (5a2xV)

233 I am watching the video of him dance, and I can only think of the plus sized (Fat Ass) dragon from the D&D movie roll down the hill and crush the bad guys.

Posted by: Picric at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (HzuMl)

234 My girls were in ballet. The male ballet dancers are mostly straight. And they got a lot of action.

Posted by: keena at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (RiTnx)

235 225 Tran Lake.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (GwxCX)

More like Swine Lake

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (Zzbjj)

236 Interesting typo , no?

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (5a2xV)

237 This busty brunette in a dress won't go to any performance with trans dancers because she likes to see lithe, talented people performing well - not woke flavors of the month spitting on her sex and demanding applause:
https://is.gd/SRo5MU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (t0OGg)

238 I had a tranny patient who was 6'8 and looked like Heat Miser in drag.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (WzJYQ)

239 106 Women pushed the trans movement.

Women should suffer the repercussions.

I see this as a win.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Broader society will suffer the repercussions. The end result is that poisonous relations between men and women will result in large population decline which is perhaps why it is permitted to continue. Think of this as our version of China's One Child policy and it will have similar results.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (bVz3B)

240 Laura Brannigan is female. And I'm glad about that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

241 My guess is they'll use this guy to dance the giraffe role in the Carnival of the Animals, if they absolutely must cast him.
Posted by: CN at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (Zzbjj)

He won't have to shave his ass, then.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (5FVX6)

242 >> I am watching the video of him dance, and I can only think of the plus sized (Fat Ass) dragon from the D&D movie roll down the hill and crush the bad guys.


The Landlord in Big Lebowski.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (SIRiz)

243 I am watching the video of him dance, and I can only think of the plus sized (Fat Ass) dragon from the D&D movie roll down the hill and crush the bad guys.
Posted by: Picric at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (HzuMl)



I harkened back to the fat kid and the light saber.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

244 A man dancing is not queer. A man dancing in a fukkin tutu is damn sure a queer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (pohLc)

245 Tim Scott Announces Exploratory Committee For Presidential Bid

Talk about out of touch.

S. Carolina you can do better than Lindsey and Tim.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (DMyTF)

246 Hold me closer tranny dancer...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (GwxCX)

possible thread winner

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (AwYPR)

247 I really suspect that the masses are not buying into this despite the larger push.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:05 PM (UVZX7)

Latest FNC poll says 60% of registered voters (85 D, 65 I, 30 R) would prefer to be shot by a tranny over a different person of oppression.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (rH9O0)

248 here's a Hot Take:

Tumisha's Stud Sheriff Boiwife
@disrupthehuman

transphobes trying to protect the "sanctity" of ballet from trans women while also scaremongering about nonexistent "dangerous, irreversible surgeries upon children!" when ballet literally alters the bodies of children in dangerous and permanent ways is so funny.

Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (iHBZj)

249 >>The Men of ballet are not girly men.


But they are gay.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (SIRiz)

Nah, they're fucking all the ballerinas.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (xwpsm)

250 Rahm Emmanuel was a dance major at Sarah Lawrence.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (rJ48h)

251 I feel sorry for the dude who has to lift him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

why am i picturing the ballet scene from Fantasia(?) with the crocodiles lifting the hippos....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (Mkvkw)

252 https://is.gd/SRo5MU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (t0OGg)



She looks happy to be a woman. As am I happy she's a woman and on the internets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

253 Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots? Something that requires a basic connection to reality?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM


There's one at my bank. Will never look like more than an effeminate dude made up to look like a woman.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (LCT5p)

254 I also had a lesbo couple who, between the two of them had every diagnosis in the DSM 5.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (WzJYQ)

255 NPR Throws Giant Tantrum, Quits Twitter

Remember when they interfered in the 2020 election by refusing to cover the Hunter Biden laptop scandal?

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

256 Royal Ballet Academy must have really really really lowered it's standards. The dude is as graceful and talented as shit spewing from ass of a hippo with IBS. But the actual girl on the left in the video ain't so good either.

Oh: and did you all catch that this dude was admitted back in 2017. Yes, 2017. As I have been screaming from the rooftops, this shit has been going on for a lot longer than we realized.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

257 @disrupthehuman
transphobes trying to protect the "sanctity" of ballet from trans women while also scaremongering about nonexistent "dangerous, irreversible surgeries upon children!" when ballet literally alters the bodies of children in dangerous and permanent ways is so funny.
Posted by: ace at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (iHBZj)
++++
I can't tell if this is satire.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (t0OGg)

258 @disrupthehuman

transphobes trying to protect the "sanctity" of ballet from trans women while also scaremongering about nonexistent "dangerous, irreversible surgeries upon children!" when ballet literally alters the bodies of children in dangerous and permanent ways is so funny.



You, sir, are a f*cking idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

259 255 NPR Throws Giant Tantrum, Quits Twitter

Remember when they interfered in the 2020 election by refusing to cover the Hunter Biden laptop scandal?
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2023 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

Long may they stay away...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (exHjb)

260
"What do we want?"
"TRANS REPARATIONS!"
"When do you want them?"
"TODAY, TOMORROW, FOREVER!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (Z7mTN)

261 Does some poor dude actually have to lift this dancer? Can he be picked up by the dick?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (eGTCV)

262 I remember when I would visit Seattle, we'd go by a strip club on the highway that advertised it had a bunch of hot girls and one ugly one. Maybe they had a dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023


***
One or two of the strip clubs on Bourbon Street years ago (and maybe now too) advertised their stellar lineup of female impersonators. The difference between then and now is that those guys admitted they were pretending, and everyone in the audience knew as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (J2vNu)

263 This guy decided he was a woman at age 31 and then decided he was also a ballerina at age 33.

And he was immediately admitted into one....


Well, Meghan Markle identified as a princess and look where she got admitted!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (anj39)

264 "Tim Scott Announces Exploratory Committee For Presidential Bid"

Which planet? Is NASA helping?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

265 Cramming feet into tiny shoes is literally the same thing as genital mutilation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (WzJYQ)

266 I saw Bison-like Grace open for Flock of Seagulls at Wolf Trap National Park back in the aughts...

Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (53oGX)

267 Wasn't there a cartoon with dancing elephants in tutus?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (lz5hY)

268 It's been just a little over two years now that the Joe Biden "Freak Show" has been in town.

Isn't time for them to go to Shelbyville yet ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (RHGPo)

269 Latest FNC poll says 60% of registered voters (85 D, 65 I, 30 R) would prefer to be shot by a tranny over a different person of oppression.
Posted by: ...
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Comedy gold.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (bVz3B)

270 That is a good question. Unbeknownst to this candidate, there used to be a male-to-female tranny working in the department in which he's applying. Turned out he went crazy and got canned. To the surprise of no one, really.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (YIVH2)


Too bad he couldn't have seen that!

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (pwExq)

271 Tim is gonna explore deep and hard.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (WzJYQ)

272 Note that the Left used women to piss off men first, before immediately turning on women themselves in favor of trans, ensuring that men wouldn't give a fuck about stepping in and protecting them.

Whether meticulously planned in a smoky backrooms or just the product of pushing hard for social destruction, it could only be the work of Satan.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (rH9O0)

273 https://is.gd/SRo5MU
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:26 PM (t0OGg)

*Slicks back hair*

Hey baby, are you an elementary school?

Cuz I wanna shoot some children inside you.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (xwpsm)

274 216 Men are expected to stand up for women so those women can critize the men for standing up for them. It's like a man spending a week painting the house in the hot sun only to have his woman point out he missed a spot on the back corner of a gable, 30 ft off the ground.

Posted by: Beartooth

This sounds like an anecdote from personal experience. obviously you have never met an "ette.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (Y+l9t)

Moronettes are, for the most part, not particularly representative of modern American women.

Posted by: You get enough anecdotes, they become data at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (V6LRK)

275 clown world

future generations will look back and laugh, assuming there are records left after the burning times

Posted by: brak at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (25k9m)

276 I guarantee the job candidate we just talked to here would like to see more trannies teaching math because otherwise tranny students won't see people like them enjoying the subject.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:18 PM (YIVH2)


Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots? Something that requires a basic connection to reality?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (rcsB3)
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That is a good question. Unbeknownst to this candidate, there used to be a male-to-female tranny working in the department in which he's applying. Turned out he went crazy and got canned. To the surprise of no one, really.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (YIVH2)


=====================

I think the Trans People that just want to live their lives in peace are very few in number, and about equal to the Transgender People that existed in the 1990's and early 2000's.

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (Z32m1)

277 I feel sorry for the dude who has to lift him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023
*
why am i picturing the ballet scene from Fantasia(?) with the crocodiles lifting the hippos....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 12, 2023


***
You ain't the only one

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

278 "My recent week in Poland was a breath of fresh air. No signs of mental illness anywhere, in any medium or sphere of society. I had forgotten what it was like."

I had the same reaction when I drove from Texas to Fayette County, Illinois. Sanity all over the place. Trump signs still up too!

Posted by: DanMan at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (DB6tu)

279 Don Surber is in top form today

The tranny war against J.K. Rowling produced the two best words she ever wrote. Protesting the ability of a rapist to transition his way into the women's prison, Rowling tweeted, "War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The Penised Individual Who Raped You Is a Woman."

https://tinyurl.com/379re6d9

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (PM3zh)

280 Latest FNC poll says 60% of registered voters (85 D, 65 I, 30 R) would prefer to be shot by a tranny over a different person of oppression.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (rH9O0)
++++
:: slow clap ::

Bravo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (t0OGg)

281 And let's look at how so many rock-ribbed "conservatives at election time" Republicans in congress won't speak out against this.

All of them more secure in home, wealth and health than 99% of us will ever be.

And yet there they sit, mute, deaf and dumb.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (Jicyp)

282 But this is one of the most massively polarized cultural movements in history. There's a very tiny minority of elites in power pushing this and a huge majority of citizens going "ewww hell no"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

======

Each Elite you mention is waiting patiently for another Elite to be the first to say, "this is insane! We can't support this!"

And when that halogens, that person will stand accused of entertaining Trumpian thoughts, and will be shunned.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (8AONa)

283 Cramming feet into tiny shoes is literally the same thing as genital mutilation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (WzJYQ)



Comparing muscular and bone damage caused by a voluntary career choice to the permanent altering of a child by cutting off it's genitals and infusing incorrect hormones shows you exactly how broken they are and why we'll never win that battle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

284 After a mother fucker of a dance workout, nothing taste better than a 12 pack of Bud Light.

A girl has to watch her figure you know.

Posted by: Sophia Rebbeca at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (17s+e)

285 Sometimes I feel like whig is the only person who truly gets me.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (rH9O0)

286 If an automobile dealership hired a tranny salesit, would prospective customers be legally required to buy?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (eGTCV)

287 Laura Brannigan is female. And I'm glad about that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


That woman had a set of pipes. I saw a documentary on her - she actually broke several microphones with her voice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (lTGtQ)

288 134 I assume The Royal Ballet is a laughing stock right about now.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp a

Can't imagine this was a voluntary move.... but who knows..

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:17 PM (5a2xV)


This insanity is fueled by Our Betters striving to get the highest-possible social credit score for their companies, to avoid negative press and the wrath of the Globalists, and so they will continue to be invited to the best parties. I am confident that in private, 99.9 percent of Our Betters have the same opinion of trannies as The Horde Members.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (AMIL/)

289 194 LOL. Girl Scout troops are refusing to sell cookies, because the cookies use palm oil and the manufacture of palm oil exploits indigenous people for labor. It is a $100B industry, that these fuckers are trying to destroy because if the poors aren't forced to work on palm plantations, then they would go to college and learn to code.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM

========

Now do mining for rare earth metals used in electric car manufacturing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (UVZX7)

290 Jimmy Cagney could dance, nobody would dare call him a puff and dandy.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (up/3i)
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Yankee Doodle Dandy, perhaps.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (2hlEI)

291 I can't tell if this is satire.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

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Modern society is in both a purity spiral and a correlated stupidity spiral at the same time. Just like a plane spiraling into the hard ground.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (bVz3B)

292 Mentioned this before;

Best friend's mom was a ballet instructor. If you were a straight male and attended class you would likely get some action. Skinny, chain smoking and filthy mouthed Eastern European girls who liked to fuck.

You know... if you were into that sort of thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (Q4IgG)

293 Hmm, an idea - remake "Dirty Dancing" but have a m-t-f tranny play the role of "Baby". I can see it now, a Patrick Swayze lookalike lifting (or trying to lift) up a 250lbs tranny Baby as "I've Had the Time of My Life" playing in the background...

Posted by: Thrawn at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

294 S. Carolina you can do better than Lindsey and Tim.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (DMyTF)


Here's the thing: no they can't.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (pwExq)

295 future generations will look back and laugh, assuming there are records left after the burning times
Posted by: brak at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (25k9m)
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There won't be many records, and that is actually pretty disappointing. So much is electronic and it won't survive. Paper holds up well. Bits and bytes and magnetic tape don't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (t0OGg)

296 Hey baby, are you an elementary school?

Cuz I wanna shoot some children inside you.
Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM


ShoeOnHead had that one in a recent bit on incel pickup lines. I laughed, then denounced myself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM (LCT5p)

297 Then came Trans. Trans never saw the game, was just a game. Trans believes Libs care for them, and see them just the way they see their wonderful perfect and in no way mentally damaged selves.
==
Foolish sorcerer's hungry for power worked spells and summoned something from the depths that they can not control.

Or you could go with the LHC. Doesn't matter really how it got out of Hell, but that rough beast is slouching its mangy ass down the road now.

Posted by: Poetry at April 12, 2023 12:33 PM (vnAhU)

298 NPR Throws Giant Tantrum, Quits Twitter

I mean, there's no definition of "government media source" that NPR does not fit. I don't know why they are so unhappy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:33 PM (0hOvj)

299 Jimmy Cagney could dance, nobody would dare call him a puff and dandy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (up/3i)

Christopher Walken

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:33 PM (AwYPR)

300
That woman had a set of pipes. I saw a documentary on her - she actually broke several microphones with her voice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (lTGtQ)



And may've caused nuts to bust in socks.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

301 ClownWorld is gonna need more rings for the circus -- at least nine, as in Dante's inferno.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 12, 2023 12:33 PM (jAZCo)

302 Just skimming through comments but I don't think anyone has given ace his proper due for that glorious bit of poetry about the intersex David French.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2023 12:33 PM (KbCG3)

303 Here's the bottom line about violent trannies:

They want to have the strength and build of a man, with the "you can't hit me" protection of a woman... to use against you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (0hOvj)

304 220 Balls tucked in a tight leotard...? I'll be in my bunk
Posted by: David French at April 12, 2023 12:25 PM (lc5cP)

In a post full of funny comments, this one made me laugh the most.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (/iWhV)

305 Tim Scott Announces Exploratory Committee For Presidential Bid

Talk about out of touch.

S. Carolina you can do better than Lindsey and Tim.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (DMyTF)


Why not just announce you're running for President? Who has ever formed an "exploratory committee" that concludes "no, we've explored the issue and you'd better not run"? Years ago, I would have said this was one of the more ridiculous forms of semantics....but, well, look where we are now.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (rcsB3)

306 I have a tough time feeling any empathy for Rowling. Bitch is woke as hell. Serves her right and more power to them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (pohLc)

307 The Men of ballet are not girly men.


But they are gay.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (SIRiz)

Nah, they're fucking all the ballerinas.
Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2023 12:27 PM (xwpsm)
***

Years ago I saw an magazine artilce that featured a pictorial of different athletes. One was Rudolf Nureyev (ballet) and Lynn Swann (Football) and some others I forget. Dang!!! Nureyev out leaped the others by an incredible margin.
I was impressed.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (anj39)

308 So stupid. The guy looks ridiculous.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (6gl+o)

309 Put these fucking freaks to sleep, one might be tempted to say.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (I72LB)

310 Broader society will suffer the repercussions. The end result is that poisonous relations between men and women will result in large population decline which is perhaps why it is permitted to continue. Think of this as our version of China's One Child policy and it will have similar results.
Posted by: whig


Divorce court did that. Long before and in greater numbers than trannies.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (GPGR5)

311 Tumisha(🤡's Stud Sheriff Boiwife
@disrupthehuman
transphobes trying to protect the "sanctity" of ballet from trans women while also scaremongering about nonexistent "dangerous, irreversible surgeries upon children!" when ballet literally alters the bodies of children in dangerous and permanent ways is so funny.

=========

So...does this person think that tranny surgeries don't affect the body? Is that it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (UVZX7)

312 Jimmy Cagney could dance, nobody would dare call him a puff and dandy.
They may not have called him a puff but he called himself a (Yankee Doodle) dandy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2023 12:35 PM (qVln6)

313 Why not just announce you're running for President? Who has ever formed an "exploratory committee" that concludes "no, we've explored the issue and you'd better not run"? Years ago, I would have said this was one of the more ridiculous forms of semantics....but, well, look where we are now.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (rcsB3)


Larry Hogan.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:35 PM (pwExq)

314 Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots? Something that requires a basic connection to reality?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (rcsB3)

We had the nuclear dog sniffer guy/girl right up until he/she/they got caught stealing luggage...

Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2023 12:35 PM (53oGX)

315 He can dance worth a crap so I'm sure someone will hire him to pitch beer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2023 12:35 PM (386ly)

316 I just showed the vidya to someone and she's like "ok, which male ballerina has to throw this whale"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at April 12, 2023 12:35 PM (MLrvz)

317 Wasn't there a cartoon with dancing elephants in tutus?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (lz5hY)
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Fantasia. Hippos.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2023 12:35 PM (2hlEI)

318 "Tim Scott Announces Exploratory Committee For Presidential Bid"

Which planet? Is NASA helping?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2023 12:29 PM (OTzUX)


===============

Alan Keyes won an Iowa Presidential Caucus one year.

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (Z32m1)

319 And let's look at how so many rock-ribbed "conservatives at election time" Republicans in congress won't speak out against this.
All of them more secure in home, wealth and health than 99% of us will ever be.
And yet there they sit, mute, deaf and dumb.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2023 12:31 PM (Jicyp)


Martin Seligman wrote an interesting paper on learned helplessness

https://tinyurl.com/seligman-learned-helplessness

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (xhaym)

320 "S. Carolina you can do better than Lindsey and Tim."

Yes!!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley! at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (DB6tu)

321 I saw a troupe of the Bolshoi Ballet on the lovely island of Saint Marten just 48 hours before hurricane Luis destroyed the theater. They were much better than this poor chap.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (RHGPo)

322 Here's a good question: how many trans people out there are engaged in real work? It seems like every single one you hear of is either an influencer, or an "advocate," or trying to become a women's athlete. How many of them are working as engineers, or urban planners, or airline pilots? Something that requires a basic connection to reality?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:23 PM (rcsB3)

We had the nuclear dog sniffer guy/girl right up until he/she/they got caught stealing luggage...
Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2023 12:35 PM (53oGX)

"Lots" of trannys in IT/Computer fields. Lots meaning maybe 5 to 10%. But I see them more there than any other industry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

323 The guy with a couple 8 balls of coke.
Also.

Fucking the ballerinas and the models.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (SIRiz)

324 The Bison-Grace Particle is what holds together all of ballet - this is known.

Posted by: Boswell at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (+Cgut)

325 Jimmy Cagney could dance, nobody would dare call him a puff and dandy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (up/3i)

Christopher Walken
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:33 PM (AwYPR)


Charles Durning. He was no wimp.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (anj39)

326 Jimmy Cagney could dance, nobody would dare call him a puff and dandy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2023


***
That's right, he was a hoofer before he started in movies.

It's been said that no one ever moved or spoke the way Cagney did on film. But every word he ever spoke in movies was true to life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

327 The Men of ballet are not girly men.


But they are gay.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:24 PM (SIRiz)

Nah, they're fucking all the ballerinas.
Posted by: Robert


That's like saying all the dancers in broadway musicals are straight.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (GPGR5)

328 Years ago I saw an magazine artilce that featured a pictorial of different athletes. One was Rudolf Nureyev (ballet) and Lynn Swann (Football) and some others I forget. Dang!!! Nureyev out leaped the others by an incredible margin.
I was impressed.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (anj39)
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Dancer's get laughed at a lot, but they really are incredibly athletic. It takes a lot of strength and stamina to perform those moves for long periods of time. Female ballerinas can kick like an ostrich if you piss them off.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (YIVH2)

329 310 Broader society will suffer the repercussions. The end result is that poisonous relations between men and women will result in large population decline which is perhaps why it is permitted to continue. Think of this as our version of China's One Child policy and it will have similar results.
Posted by: whig


Divorce court did that. Long before and in greater numbers than trannies.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (GPGR5)

Yuuuup. And tradcon indoctrination of men regarding marriage continued apace, leading to even more hapless victims blundering into financial, emotional, and spiritual ruin.

Posted by: Living in a bubble isn't good, even a religious one at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (V6LRK)

330 235
'More like Swine Lake'
Hahahaha!
I wish I'd said that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (qVln6)

331 Hit them where it hurts...their ticket department.

Posted by: sidney at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (Uy/WF)

332 Charles Durning. He was no wimp.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (anj39)


Too funny, my husband just did the Charles Durning Best Little Whorehouse in Texas dance for me this morning as I was leaving for work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (DRSnL)

333 322 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

Quite, they also tend to be disproportionately represented in the medical field and comic shop work.

I ran into trannys working at comic shops in 4 states in the last 15 years.

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (Lzpvj)

334 The Kids in the Hall did this.

Posted by: Jim Rose at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (VFl7m)

335 Bob Fosse was quite the ladies' man too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

336 BUT - the whole exploratory thing is a Dance of the Seven Veils created by stupid rules from the Federal Election Commission. Mainly, once you announce for President you have financial reporting and other rules you must follow. If you are just exploring, then you don't have to follow those same rules.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (pwExq)

337 I think the Trans People that just want to live their lives in peace are very few in number, and about equal to the Transgender People that existed in the 1990's and early 2000's.
Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:30 PM (Z32m1)


This is what I keep coming back to. If trans people were actually trying to live normal lives with a job and a mortgage and all that, and making serious efforts to pass as the opposite sex rather than throwing the truth of it in everyone's faces, no way would this have become such a lightning rod. Maybe it's a generational thing; millennials and Gen Z'ers have to "live their truth" in front of the camera at all times, and so we get this.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (rcsB3)

338 As I have been screaming from the rooftops, this shit has been going on for a lot longer than we realized.
---
Bruce Jenner Sportswoman of the year 2015.

Posted by: Time Flies at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (MHzzH)

339 This actually made me cry. My childhood dream was to be a ballerina, and I was a very good student of ballet. I quit at 13 because I was developing the “wrong build” (a chest, not permissible pre-Misty Copeland.) I’m, errrr, 29 now and I can still dance better than that man.
(spits)

Posted by: LadyS at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (VGiJY)

340 Best friend's mom was a ballet instructor. If you were a straight male and attended class you would likely get some action. Skinny, chain smoking and filthy mouthed Eastern European girls who liked to fuck.

You know... if you were into that sort of thing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 12, 2023 12:32 PM

So at 29 I still have a shot!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (GwxCX)

341 334 Posted by: Jim Rose at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (VFl7m)

Eh maybe they just saw what was coming, Scott Thompson is a raging conservative by modern standards.

He loves Canada and respected the Queen.

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (Lzpvj)

342 "Lots" of trannys in IT/Computer fields. Lots meaning maybe 5 to 10%. But I see them more there than any other industry.


it's either that or working at Sephora/Ulta apparently

Posted by: BlackCisOrchid at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (w0NJk)

343 High tech scumbaggery.

We now have a report of a scammer using AI to perfectly clone a child's voice and demand ransom money from a mother

https://bit.ly/3o1DUBP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (FVME7)

344 328 One of my Mom's favorite actors was Gene Kelly. She used to comment that in addition to being a dancer he was probably one of the best athletes in Hollywood.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (lz5hY)

345 Why not just announce you're running for President? Who has ever formed an "exploratory committee" that concludes "no, we've explored the issue and you'd better not run"? Years ago, I would have said this was one of the more ridiculous forms of semantics....but, well, look where we are now.
Posted by: Dr. T

Legal reasons--it allows a separate fundraising cmte to start raising funds separate from his congressional fundraising. Exploratory committees can spend money for travel, salaries for patronage jobs, and serve as a lucrative way to influence the Senator without the hard limits on Senate contributions.

Aka slush fund. They are not a recent development--informal slush funds for prezzie candidates have been used for years before formal campaign laws became a thing.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (bVz3B)

346 Humphrey Bogart could dance, John Wayne, etc. You couldn't get work in Hollywood unless you could sing and dance back then. Its just they didn't take roles like that once they could control their careers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)

347 311 Tumisha(🤡's Stud Sheriff Boiwife
@disrupthehuman
transphobes trying to protect the "sanctity" of ballet from trans women while also scaremongering about nonexistent "dangerous, irreversible surgeries upon children!" when ballet literally alters the bodies of children in dangerous and permanent ways is so funny.

=========

So...does this person think that tranny surgeries don't affect the body? Is that it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (UVZX7)
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I think he's referring to the lie that no such surgeries are performed on children.

As to his point about the physical risks of obsessive ballet on young female bodies, I actually agree with him. Gymnastics is even worse. The physical, dietary, and mental strain this puts on girls is often damaging. But such is the nature of the beast in all competitive sports. And of course if you don't see the difference between training very hard for sports and cutting off young girls' boobs, then there is no hope for you.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

348 245
'S. Carolina you can do better than Lindsey and Tim.'

Doesn't seem like they can.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (qVln6)

349 Quite, they also tend to be disproportionately represented in the medical field and comic shop work.

I ran into trannys working at comic shops in 4 states in the last 15 years.
Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (Lzpvj)
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Not surprising they are in the game/comic shop business. Many of them are into role-playing games because then they can embrace their "true" selves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (YIVH2)

350 318 Alan Keyes won an Iowa Presidential Caucus one year.
Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (Z32m1)

========

Buttigieg won it in 2020.

Cruz won it in 2016.

The Iowa Caucuses are worthless and meaningless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (UVZX7)

351 Don't expect a lot of women to fight this.

I teach folk dance, but the kind where there are specific steps for the men and specific steps for the women. There are cultural reasons for this and the dances are really parts of courtship rituals and how men and women relate to each other. They are beautiful!

and there is always, ALWAYS some FEMALE in the class who insists on learning the men's steps and dancing the mens' parts because her entire life she's been told that she's oppressed, anything a man can do she can do better, she's better than a man, she don't need no man...whatever.

PS. She does't have the skeletal structure to dance the men's parts and it just looks stupid and ugly.

See also: two guys dancing a tango or a guy belly dancing. .. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. ugly. ugly. ugly

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (l0Cy4)

352 >>>Did you see the one with Mark Hammill as a guest star?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


He really turned out to be a giant douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (VWp7G)

353 "Lots" of trannys in IT/Computer fields. Lots meaning maybe 5 to 10%. But I see them more there than any other industry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (xcxpd)



Been in the IT world for 30+ years, never saw one.

I've been locked in a datacenter for the past few years, tho.

Wife has worked in medical offices for the last few years and has run into a few.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

354 This happens because we let it happen. Nobody stands up, boos, and throws rotten eggs anymore.

We've become so polite (cowed) that calling out insanity is no longer "proper". It's why they're winning.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (BdMk6)

355 It reminded me of the Chris Farley Chippendales skit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (GwxCX)

356 Did you all hear about the tranny in Portland who hailed a cab, while wearing a tiara and dress, got in for the ride for a few minutes, then grabbed the cabbie's head with his left hand from behind, while he plunged a knife straight into the poor guy's throat in a complete sneak attack? He didn't have a chance. Then the tranny calmly exited the cab and went about his day. Apparently, there's video of this that exists and it's horrifying.

We need tranny control right now.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (BGlWj)

357 "the stars that hang high over Shanghai
Bring back the memory of a thrill"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (YjVTi)

358 Too funny, my husband just did the Charles Durning Best Little Whorehouse in Texas dance for me this morning as I was leaving for work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (DRSnL)


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (pwExq)

359
They want to have the strength and build of a man, with the "you can't hit me" protection of a woman... to use against you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM


Yup. But if they throw the first punch game is on, gloves come off, and dick punch is called for.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (enJYY)

360 Oh FFS...every time one of these clowns is put forward, someone should state that they aren't even gonna be considered as a serious whatever they are until they lose their penis. Commitment ain't the same as dedication. Lose the twigs-n-berries or your just a poser.

After that, you can be considered based on your X/Y chromosomes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (YRsIm)

361 booty scooter

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (us2H3)

362 Jed Clampett...dancer extraordinaire!

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

363 349 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (YIVH2)

I even wrote here the last time the family lived at Ft Jackson that we watched an owner implode his business by hiring a FLAMBOYANT tranny who alienated the most successful regional comic shop in the non-Florida southeast.

America lost its mind with Obama's election.

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (Lzpvj)

364 346 Also Clark Gable. See movie Idiot's Delight.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (lz5hY)

365 Dancer's get laughed at a lot, but they really are incredibly athletic. It takes a lot of strength and stamina to perform those moves for long periods of time. Female ballerinas can kick like an ostrich if you piss them off.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023


***
When Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 and I were first dating, I visited her at the dance studio where she was taking classes. If I'd ever doubted that she was in good shape, I dropped that doubt when I saw her in a leotard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

366 See also: two guys dancing a tango or a guy belly dancing. .. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. ugly. ugly. ugly

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (l0Cy4)
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Nope. Just nope. I'll gladly take your word on this...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (YIVH2)

367 I have a tough time feeling any empathy for Rowling. Bitch is woke as hell. Serves her right and more power to them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 12:34 PM (pohLc)


On the one hand....yes. On the other hand, the trannies seem to be more enraged by her than by most conservatives. I'll give a temporary pass to anyone who can cause these people to suffer aneurysms.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 12, 2023 12:42 PM (rcsB3)

368 As the biologist said, there is no such thing as transgender. The very word is a lie.
They want you to believe the lie.
Then they can get you to believe anything.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2023 12:42 PM (8GBH4)

369 'Member when all the sodomites wanted was for us to accept them getting married? I 'member...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 12, 2023 12:42 PM (flINI)

370 >>194 LOL. Girl Scout troops are refusing to sell cookies, because the cookies use palm oil and the manufacture of palm oil exploits indigenous people for labor.

I usually call the mothers with the GS's 'whores' when I pass them going into the grocery store. Maybe that's wrong.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:42 PM (DMyTF)

371 Ace, you didn't write the David French comment?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2023 12:42 PM (KAi1n)

372 344 328 One of my Mom's favorite actors was Gene Kelly. She used to comment that in addition to being a dancer he was probably one of the best athletes in Hollywood.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Gene grew up in the biz as his family ran a dancing studio I think. Think it was Syd Charisse that commented her hubbie could always tell when she danced with Fred Astaire versus Gene. Gene left bruises from his strong holds and athletic dance routines.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:42 PM (bVz3B)

373 The mental image of a man belly dancing made me stomach turn a little...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 12, 2023 12:42 PM (pohLc)

374 ... Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. ugly. ugly. ugly
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (l0Cy4)
++++
And with that, you just summed up progressivism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

375 Posted by: LadyS at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM

*waves to LadyS*

Two months to the NoVaMoMe!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM (LCT5p)

376 This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: The French Mistake at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM (17s+e)

377 So much having to pretend. The stress must be unbearable.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM (KbCG3)

378 "It's like a man spending a week painting the house in the hot sun only to have his woman point out he missed a spot on the back corner of a gable, 30 ft off the ground."

Sure, but if she didn't mention anything but instead climbed the ladder herself to fill in that spot, he'd get angry that she didn't trust him to a) dot the job right and b) fix the job he did wrong.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM (ou9hh)

379 He put the ball in ballet!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM (GwxCX)

380 375. Yes, I can’t wait!

Posted by: LadyS at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM (VGiJY)

381 John Wayne began his career as a dancer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM (FVME7)

382 Even Barney Franks is repulsed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM (DMyTF)

383 Somebody already cover Tiny Dancer by Elton John?

Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM (MF3yS)

384 I quit at 13 because I was developing the “wrong build” (a chest, not permissible pre-Misty Copeland.)
....

Posted by: LadyS at April 12, 2023 12:38 PM (VGiJY)


There. Are. Rules.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM (pwExq)

385 Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2023 12:41 PM (pwExq)


LOL. I told him if he fell doing that slide I wasn't picking his ass up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

386 Big write-up and video on the ballerina, I think in 2017, Rocky Mountain Ballet.

https://www.rmbt.org/sophie

Posted by: KT at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM (rrtZS)

387 Notice you hardly ever see the opposite, trans men, meaning women who pretend to be men. I think there is a completely different rationale.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (Y+l9t)

388 Maybe our fake vice president is an AI clone. It would explain so much.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (WLMkC)

389 Peter Boyle showed all men how to dance, even John Fetterman.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (lz5hY)

390 This happens because we let it happen. Nobody stands up, boos, and throws rotten eggs anymore.

We've become so polite (cowed) that calling out insanity is no longer "proper". It's why they're winning.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (BdMk6)


Well, who needs to keep their job and have their kids not assaulted. And the booking and being held for trial because violent people don't get released OR.
Go for it tiger.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (xhaym)

391 History stopped laughing and is very concerned about you now.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (LA3XS)

392 He put the ball in ballet!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM (GwxCX)

LOL

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (WLMkC)

393 I quit buying Girl Scout cookies years ago.
1. They got to be $5 for an ever shrinking box.
2. Girls never sold them to me only pushy mothers did.
3. The GS went woke way ahead of the curve.
4. I don't really like sweets.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 12, 2023 12:46 PM (17s+e)

394 Local tv nEwS had a video of an old couple swing dancing casually at a mall. I thought "that's wholesome" when the camera shifts to show two guys dancing. Which is the only reason it was on tv. The KTLA ghey agenda again.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 12:46 PM (YjVTi)

395
Even Barney Franks is repulsed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM


He's appearing on NewsMax a lot lately. Surprising to hear him as a reasonable leftist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2023 12:46 PM (enJYY)

396 LOL. Girl Scout troops are refusing to sell cookies, because the cookies use palm oil and the manufacture of palm oil exploits indigenous people for labor. It is a $100B industry, that these fuckers are trying to destroy because if the poors aren't forced to work on palm plantations, then they would go to college and learn to code.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM

Well I quit buying them when they went woke.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:22 PM (GwxCX)


I have not even priced them since they hit $5 a box.

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:46 PM (Z32m1)

397 Somebody already cover Tiny Dancer by Elton John?
Posted by: Eromero at April 12, 2023


***
"Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer"

Posted by: Russian Guy on WKRP, to Bailey at April 12, 2023 12:46 PM (J2vNu)

398 I don't think Timotheeeee Chalamet is a hermaphrodite, but I do think that he (and many other young people) might be asexual. Not in the psychological sense, but physically. No genitalia whatsoever, and just a urethra-hole. Maybe because of hormones in the food or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2023 12:47 PM (oINRc)

399 Peter Boyle showed all men how to dance, even John Fetterman.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (lz5hY)
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That was a great tap routine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2023 12:47 PM (2hlEI)

400 Fosse, Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly.

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2023 12:47 PM (5a2xV)

401 Supporting this is actual madness. I don't know what else to say.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 12, 2023 12:47 PM (s1wmz)

402 when the camera shifts to show two guys dancing. Which is the only reason it was on tv. The KTLA ghey agenda again.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions
==
Love is Love Hater!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at April 12, 2023 12:47 PM (pM740)

403 Reminder: The obstinate degeneracy and general breakdown of everything we are experiencing is what Obama and Company call "being on the right side of history".

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:47 PM (WLMkC)

404 blaster, I knew I should’ve have written that, lol

Posted by: LadyS at April 12, 2023 12:47 PM (VGiJY)

405 quit buying Girl Scout cookies years ago.

I'm still waiting for delivery of cookies bought in 2001.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 12:48 PM (YjVTi)

406 I feel sorry for the real male ballet guys who would have to lift him, repeatedly. I've never been to a ballet, but I'd probably buy a ticket to watch Gigantasauros star as Odette in Swan Lake.

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2023 12:48 PM (rj6Yv)

407 The evolutionary biologist is Colin Wright, not Colin Wilson.


tinyurl.com/mr3xa6e7

Posted by: KT at April 12, 2023 12:48 PM (rrtZS)

408 NOT Bolshoi Ballet quality, and 'they' say Putin doesn't look fondly upon the LGBTI+ communities.

>HRW: Dec 11, 2018, No Support
Russia’s “Gay Propaganda” Law Imperils LGBT Youth
>COE Statement, 17/05/22
LGBTI people affected by the war in Ukraine need protection
>Moscow Times, Nov 30, 22: Ukraine War Fuels ‘Fear and Anxiety’ for Russia’s Trans Community
>CNN, Dec 5, 22: ‘I wanted to resume my transition at all costs.’ Trans Ukrainians uprooted by war struggle to continue treatment
>Openlynews, 4 Mar 22: Trans and non-binary people trapped in war-torn Ukraine

Posted by: Lola- ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (GshMh)

409 "Obstinate degeneracy"

10/10

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (1ais2)

410 Fred Astaire's tap dance drum solo. The sound may have been added later, or maybe not.

https://tinyurl.com/c934h7vb

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (AMIL/)

411 Divorce court did that. Long before and in greater numbers than trannies.
Posted by: rickb223
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There are a whole host of reasons, but hormone therapy and castration/hysterectomies in yutes is a far more drastic step. Divorce maims psychically and societies have succeeded more or less in generating children under such issues. Neutering is quite another matter.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (bVz3B)

412 I'm still waiting for delivery of cookies bought in 2001.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 12:48 PM (YjVTi)
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They're probably pretty stale by now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (2hlEI)

413 Well, who needs to keep their job and have their kids not assaulted. And the booking and being held for trial because violent people don't get released OR.
Go for it tiger.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (xhaym)

You've just made my point.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (BdMk6)

414 The elephant in the tutu joke has been done before. I'm not buying a ticket to that.

Posted by: Common sense person at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (pM740)

415 Even Barney Franks is repulsed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:44 PM

He's appearing on NewsMax a lot lately. Surprising to hear him as a reasonable leftist.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2023 12:46 PM (enJYY)



With all the madness around us I receive to believe there is such a thing as a 'reasonable' leftist. I am all out of giving the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (s1wmz)

416 Dancer's get laughed at a lot, but they really are incredibly athletic. It takes a lot of strength and stamina to perform those moves for long periods of time. Female ballerinas can kick like an ostrich if you piss them off.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:37 PM (YIVH2)


Ahhh...so how big was the bruise?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:49 PM (anj39)

417 The mental image of a man belly dancing made me stomach turn a little...
Posted by: Xipe Totec

That is not a man. That is a pencil neck soy boy with spindly arms, neck beard, and bad ink.
And he's making hypnotizing eye contact with you...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (Ucq1/)

418 400 I read somewhere Astaire was so compulsive about getting just the shortest scene perfect he would rehearse for hours on end. Guy was on an 8K calorie diet and had trouble maintaining weight.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (lz5hY)

419 I'm still waiting for delivery of cookies bought in 2001.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 12:48 PM (YjVTi)



If your mail carrier is fat, I know what happened to them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

420 . Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. ugly. ugly. ugly
Posted by: RondinellaMamma

Precisely. And really, isn't that the story of e EVERY THING the left comes up with?

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (tQL7r)

421 I once thought ballet was for fags and pussies and shitty athletes. I was talking shit about how anyone can do that. Then I went with a former ballerina to a show. Suffice to say she had the last laugh. The strength, agility, flexibility and stamina of these men and women are incredible.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

422 Well, who needs to keep their job and have their kids not assaulted. And the booking and being held for trial because violent people don't get released OR.
Go for it tiger.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 12:45 PM (xhaym)

You've just made my point.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
--
And we're all waiting . . . for you to make his point

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (pM740)

423 Colin Wright
@SwipeWright

Yes, people are literally claiming that "male" and "female" are arbitrary social constructs. Don't be gaslit into believing otherwise. These are the "scientists" universities are pumping out right now, and it's both tragic and horrifying.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

Professor at
@WestVirginiaU
says there’s no such thing as biological sex.

Imagine going into thousands of dollars of debt to study this

https://tinyurl.com/842vwbpd

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (NpAcC)

424 Modern society is in both a purity spiral and a correlated stupidity spiral at the same time. Just like a plane spiraling into the hard ground.
Posted by: whig

Seneca's curve

Posted by: Sock Monkey * invictus maneo at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (mDXyw)

425 Fred Astaire's tap dance drum solo. The sound may have been added later, or maybe not.
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The taps and other effects were added later in production, what we'd call "Foley" these days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (2hlEI)

426 La Ballets du Trockadera probably rejected this asshole.

Posted by: Glenn John at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (M3hSG)

427 I "refuse" to believe. Sheesh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (s1wmz)

428 I quit buying Girl Scout cookies years ago.

I agree with all those points. I don't even like cookies that much and they aren't all that great. Its just cute little girls are an effective selling point, you don't want to make them sad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (0hOvj)

429
I want to find Gloria Steinem and shove this in her sagging face.

Look what you and the Commies have done. You've sown the wind and you are reaping the giant 6,000MPH eye of Jupiter hurricane.

Enjoy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (x0n13)

430 Is the point absurdity?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (DcKNO)

431 Dances with Wolves.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (W2wbi)

432 Love is Love Hater!!!!

Don't think that they don't have plenty of segments on that shit too, gheys adopting chirrens is this season's fashion must have!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (YjVTi)

433 and there is always, ALWAYS some FEMALE in the class who insists on learning the men's steps and dancing the mens' parts because her entire life she's been told that she's oppressed, anything a man can do she can do better, she's better than a man, she don't need no man...whatever.

PS. She does't have the skeletal structure to dance the men's parts and it just looks stupid and ugly.

See also: two guys dancing a tango or a guy belly dancing. .. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. ugly. ugly. ugly

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (l0Cy4)


I disagree. I dance argentine tango and swing regularly and watching two men or women dance is interesting. It's not the same and a man and a woman, but done well it has a different vibe that can be good in its own right.

And learning both parts is very helpful, because it teaches you a lot of about what you should be looking for if you're a follow, or helps you improve your lead as a leader.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (wmDcS)

434 Precisely. And really, isn't that the story of e EVERY THING the left comes up with?
==
*cries and rushes off in a huff*

Posted by: Brutalist Architecture at April 12, 2023 12:52 PM (pM740)

435 I agree with all those points. I don't even like cookies that much and they aren't all that great. Its just cute little girls are an effective selling point, you don't want to make them sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (0hOvj)
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Thanks to the wokeness of the Girl Scouts, how many of those sad little girls are going to grow up to be sad, lonely women?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:53 PM (YIVH2)

436 418 400 I read somewhere Astaire was so compulsive about getting just the shortest scene perfect he would rehearse for hours on end. Guy was on an 8K calorie diet and had trouble maintaining weight.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
------------
Excellence in a field demands a high price. Beauty has its own price tag.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:53 PM (bVz3B)

437 I agree with all those points. I don't even like cookies that much and they aren't all that great. Its just cute little girls are an effective selling point, you don't want to make them sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM

As a former scout, it pains me what these orgs. have become. The GSA is woke. When the BSA allowed girls in I was done supporting them. Sorry kids.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:53 PM (GwxCX)

438 ---
Thanks to the wokeness of the Girl Scouts, how many of those sad little girls are going to grow up to be sad, lonely women?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2023 12:53 PM (YIVH2)



Raising herds of cats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

439 I once thought ballet was for fags and pussies and shitty athletes. I was talking shit about how anyone can do that. Then I went with a former ballerina to a show. Suffice to say she had the last laugh. The strength, agility, flexibility and stamina of these men and women are incredible.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)


Dad had stories about teammates in HS football who took ballet as a way to improve coordination and balance. Serious dancing requires a hell of a lot of strength and fine muscle control.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (wmDcS)

440 Apologies if this has been discussed...

But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)

441 It was distracting when he was constantly adjusting his junk during pirouettes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (GwxCX)

442 Oh FFS...every time one of these clowns is put forward, someone should state that they aren't even gonna be considered as a serious whatever they are until they lose their penis. Commitment ain't the same as dedication. Lose the twigs-n-berries or your just a poser.

And *none* of the famous trannies have had the surgery. Alex Jones insists Dylan Mulvaney is Andy Kaufmann-ing all the way to the bank, he's not actually trans.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (ZGrMX)

443 That is not a man. That is a pencil neck soy boy with spindly arms, neck beard, and bad ink.
And he's making hypnotizing eye contact with you...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Thank you. THAT is not a man. Or a woman.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (tQL7r)

444 They had no love for the binary truth so ELOHIM sent down a strong delusion so that they would believe the lie. See 2Thessalonians2:9-12.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (JNTt1)

445 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)


Global warming.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (DRSnL)

446 424 Modern society is in both a purity spiral and a correlated stupidity spiral at the same time. Just like a plane spiraling into the hard ground.
Posted by: whig

Seneca's curve
Posted by: Sock Monkey

------
Thanks for the reference, I had not come across that previous. Seems to jive with observations of the time we live in though. The downward trip is a lot faster than the upward one or chaos is easier to create than to build.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (bVz3B)

447 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida

-----

Interesting (and by interesting I mean frightening) how they are attacking our food supply and no one is "looking into it."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (DcKNO)

448 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
==
Cow farts. Cigarette. Daffy Duck as the farmer.

Posted by: Looney Tunes at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (x7f8q)

449 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)


C4? The ATFE were doing a sting?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (xhaym)

450 Dad had stories about teammates in HS football who took ballet as a way to improve coordination and balance. Serious dancing requires a hell of a lot of strength and fine muscle control.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (wmDcS)


Same here. Also a couple buddies in college.
They were all starters too.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (anj39)

451 Beauty has its own price tag.
Posted by: whig

$20, same as in town?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (FVME7)

452 379 He put the ball in ballet!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:43 PM

we’ve been pronouncing it wrong

Posted by: x at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (7RAhE)

453 350 318 Alan Keyes won an Iowa Presidential Caucus one year.
Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:36 PM (Z32m1)

========

Buttigieg won it in 2020.

Cruz won it in 2016.

The Iowa Caucuses are worthless and meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 12, 2023 12:40 PM (UVZX7)


=================

The Iowa Caucuses have always been worthless, up until the "Experts" decided that the caucuses were the reason toothy Jimmuh Carter won the Presidency about 50 years ago.

Although I think the 2020 Democrat Caucuses set the modern standard. We still do not know who won the 2020 Democrat Caucus, do we?

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (Z32m1)

454 I'm guessing that ballet dancers aren't rock-ribbed Republican voters or conservatives. So, having suly consulted my Fuck-o-Meter as requested, I detect no movement.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (ppBhU)

455 Can't ruin enough women's activities soon enough. You supported this bullshit, gals. Enjoy.

Posted by: Tailor at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (zpt1t)

456 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)



No idea.

Posted by: BLaMtifa at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

457 Frontier Girls is a good alternative to Girl Scouts.

Neighbors kids are FG. They love it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (DMyTF)

458 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM (x0n13)

The number of "feminists" that give a fuck about helping women as opposed to punishing men likely numbers in at least the single to double digits. They hate ALL humans which is what makes them natural leftists.

Steinem doesn't give a shit. Her hate has been unleashed on the world. I think she would come out for this in a heartbeat, unless she saw an angle to sell more books.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 12:57 PM (PQse5)

459 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)

Methane. Improper plumbing. A spark. Indurstrial dairy farming requires. vast number of cows enclosed in megabarns.

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2023 12:57 PM (rj6Yv)

460 Beauty has its own price tag.
Posted by: whig


Usually paid after Last Call.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 12:57 PM (anj39)

461 @453

>>Although I think the 2020 Democrat Caucuses set the modern standard. We still do not know who won the 2020 Democrat Caucus, do we?

Nope, and it largely doesn't matter at this point, to borrow a phrase.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 12, 2023 12:57 PM (up/3i)

462 I do not care how consenting adults have sex. i don;t care if they are homosexual,bisexual, binary, non binary. I don;t even care if they want to pretend they are a furry as long as the person they are doing with it is a consenting adult. I do not understand why they have to announce it to the world. i don;t care. leave me alone. Leave the children alone. Let them grow up and decide for themselves.
Leave me be.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:57 PM (Y+l9t)

463 *tries to imagine this 'ballerina' getting caught after a leap*

Bugs Bunny is better.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2023 12:57 PM (Vv7ni)

464 457 Frontier Girls is a good alternative to Girl Scouts.

Neighbors kids are FG. They love it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (DMyTF)

As is American Heritage Girls

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (N39Ws)

465
we’ve been pronouncing it wrong
Posted by: x at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (7RAhE)



Funny how they had to change the commercial for Haynes 'support' underwear where the guy said BALLance because he emphasized BALL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

466 437 I agree with all those points. I don't even like cookies that much and they aren't all that great. Its just cute little girls are an effective selling point, you don't want to make them sad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 12:51 PM

As a former scout, it pains me what these orgs. have become. The GSA is woke. When the BSA allowed girls in I was done supporting them. Sorry kids.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 12:53 PM (GwxCX)
_________________

Depends upon the troup. My niece is in GS and really likes it. No woke shit. Then again, she's in a troup from a suburban area that's mostly white and right of center. One black girl and another of mixed race in her troup.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

467 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)


==================

See!?!? Cowfarts are going to destroy the World

- Vegan Climate Activists

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (Z32m1)

468 Butcher Box sent out an email last week that they were lowering prices to help people who are struggling with the recession and all. Wonder how long that'll last, now that a bunch of cows got blowed up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

469 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)

That's one big-ass barn.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (BdMk6)

470 459 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)


Gaia's revenge.

Posted by: that autistic Swedish girl at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (eGTCV)

471 >>But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??


Methane.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (SIRiz)

472 Steinem doesn't give a shit.
==
Daddy did not love little Gloria, and she poured out her bitterness on all the world.

Posted by: eh, probably she's just crazy at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (dhnAN)

473 Funny how they had to change the commercial for Haynes 'support' underwear where the guy said BALLance because he emphasized BALL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)


Heh, I noticed that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (DRSnL)

474 i would love to buy a ticket to one of his performances just to see him leap into the arms of a male dancer or watch a male dancer lift him over his head. AND I'M NOT A BALLET FAN

Posted by: ontoiran at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (XyXp6)

475 Methane.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (SIRiz)


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So no methane ever existed before two years ago?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (DcKNO)

476
Heh, I noticed that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (DRSnL)




That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

477 $20, same as in town?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Nope, that buys you a clapped out ho like Hugh Grant got.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (bVz3B)

478 It's raining cats and cows.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 01:00 PM (GwxCX)

479 Someone put a cork in all the cows?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2023 01:00 PM (Vv7ni)

480 Domestic violence in Congress including pouring boiling potato water on spouse!

https://bit.ly/41pDUdc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 01:00 PM (FVME7)

481 Passion and the notion of fair competition are not leftard values. Picking and choosing, cheating and milking, fucking people over, that's leftard values. That's why so many corporations and billionaires are leftist, because those things are how they got there.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:00 PM (jhijN)

482 18,000 head of cattle is sufficient to achieve critical moos.

Posted by: The Moohattan Project at April 12, 2023 01:00 PM (+eHVa)

483 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??


Methane.
Posted by: garrett
==
He means cow farts, girls. That's methane.

Posted by: Kaboom at April 12, 2023 01:00 PM (dhnAN)

484 Final humiliation of the female ballerinas in the story at 386. The earlier climax of the dance seemed to be the other dancers putting flowers on the man bun of the trans dancer.

https://tinyurl.com/3t579zp8

Posted by: KT at April 12, 2023 01:00 PM (rrtZS)

485 And *none* of the famous trannies have had the surgery. Alex Jones insists Dylan Mulvaney is Andy Kaufmann-ing all the way to the bank, he's not actually trans.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (ZGrMX)
______________

I've been saying this. He's tranny-for-pay. If you google -- if you dare -- his older routines, his gimmick was a comically flaming homo. Not trans. Just ridiculously flamboyantly gay to the extent it was obviously an act. He didn't discovery the tranny gimmick until later. And damn did it pay off.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

486 442 Oh FFS...every time one of these clowns is put forward, someone should state that they aren't even gonna be considered as a serious whatever they are until they lose their penis. Commitment ain't the same as dedication. Lose the twigs-n-berries or your just a poser.

And *none* of the famous trannies have had the surgery. Alex Jones insists Dylan Mulvaney is Andy Kaufmann-ing all the way to the bank, he's not actually trans.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (ZGrMX)


They are transvestites. Cross-dressers. Drag Queens.

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2023 01:01 PM (AMIL/)

487 That's one big-ass barn.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (BdMk6)


dairies, egg production and pig producers have been consolidating because of the cost of complance with state and fed law . . . And the habit that the USDA has of inspecting small farms harder

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 01:01 PM (xhaym)

488 480 Domestic violence in Congress including pouring boiling potato water on spouse!

https://bit.ly/41pDUdc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Poached gimp.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM (DMyTF)

489 >>So no methane ever existed before two years ago?


You'd be impressed to see what methane does to grain / feed silos.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM (SIRiz)

490 cries and rushes off in a huff*
Posted by: Brutalist Architecture


Hah, that's actually the very thing I was thinking of.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM (tQL7r)

491 Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling...yea yea yea yea..Andy did you hear about this one..

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM (GwxCX)

492 Ahmad Rashad took ballet lessons to improve his football play.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM (SYTee)

493 440. But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??

Early speculation was methane may have been ignited by overheating electrical equipment & then smoke traveled through the buildings.

One worker was also injured.

Posted by: Lola- ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (GshMh)

494 Why do single moms always have to tell you they are single moms?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (DMyTF)

495 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 12:54 PM (MkuC5)

That's one big-ass barn.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 12, 2023 12:58 PM (BdMk6)


That's one big-ass BBQ!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (anj39)

496 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida

I don't know but it's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (FVME7)

497 cries and rushes off in a huff*
Posted by: Brutalist Architecture


Hah, that's actually the very thing I was thinking of.
==
Don't think we didn't know! You witch!

Posted by: Brutalist Architecture at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (dhnAN)

498 He's an actual actor. This is the role of his life. Was on Broadway before this.

The Mul-whoever twink.

It's so fake and gay.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (1ais2)

499 Leave me be.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 12, 2023 12:57 PM (Y+l9t)

Where is the fun in leaving you be? They have no intention of leaving you be for even a moment.

IIRC a famous tranny once said you were never going back to live your life the way you did. Uninformed and uninvolved. That they won't let you.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (x9P31)

500 All of this is because of suburban white women. If they started punishing Democrats at the ballot box over this, you'd see a quick 180.

I never dreamed they would go along with this, especially since they are going to be the one with these dangerous freaks.

Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (cOFom)

501 462 I do not care how consenting adults have sex. i don;t care if they are homosexual,bisexual, binary, non binary. I don;t even care if they want to pretend they are a furry as long as the person they are doing with it is a consenting adult. I do not understand why they have to announce it to the world. i don;t care. leave me alone. Leave the children alone. Let them grow up and decide for themselves.
Leave me be.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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The activists can't and won't because it is part of their identity and their source of political power and money. The move to identity politics means that you must affirm their choices and support them vociferously. And give them your children to indoctrinate.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (bVz3B)

502 So no methane ever existed before two years ago?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (DcKNO)

You have no idea as to what it takes to put that gallon of moo juice on your table. Go over to YT and see for yourself. Acres and acres of cow barns stuffed to the gills with half-ton Holsteins.

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (rj6Yv)

503 >> Ahmad Rashad took ballet lessons to improve his football play.


I used to deliver pizza to Ahmad. He was a douche and a shitty tipper.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (SIRiz)

504 489 >>So no methane ever existed before two years ago?


You'd be impressed to see what methane does to grain / feed silos.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM (SIRiz)

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I just meant that a lot of chicken, beef, silos, farms, and processing plants have been blown up, attacked or had horrible bad luck in the last 2 years.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 01:04 PM (DcKNO)

505 I've been in the martial arts now for three decades and ran a dojo and taught for two of those up until I retired a few years ago from teaching.

Over the years I've had several students who were ballet dancers, all of them female, and all between the ages of 17 and 23. I can't tell you how many times one of them dropped out in class because they were basically living off of 800 calories a day. You can't do that s*** and train in the martial arts. The diet they put these girls through, especially when they're in a troupe and performing somewhere, is ridiculous. I mean you couldn't even keep a pet dog on those rations.

I'm pretty sure this dude making a fool of himself probably eats more calories than that in one meal. The girls used to complain that they had to stay under a hundred pounds because the ballet guys would complain if they got over 100 lb because it made them very heavy to pick up while they were dancing.

So hey, best of luck there, Mongo.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 12, 2023 01:04 PM (wb1YC)

506 Passion and the notion of fair competition are not leftard values. Picking and choosing, cheating and milking, fucking people over, that's leftard values. That's why so many corporations and billionaires are leftist, because those things are how they got there.


Good observation.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at April 12, 2023 01:04 PM (s1wmz)

507 481 Passion and the notion of fair competition are not leftard values. Picking and choosing, cheating and milking, fucking people over, that's leftard values. That's why so many corporations and billionaires are leftist, because those things are how they got there.
Posted by: ...
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True dat.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 01:05 PM (bVz3B)

508 Just watched the news from the explosion area in TX. Dairy cows awaiting to be herded into the milking parlors.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 12, 2023 01:05 PM (lz5hY)

509 Why do single moms always have to tell you they are single moms?
==
You can't troll if you don't have a hook in the water.

They got a kid(s) in tow, it creates an impression they may be taken, they wanna disperse that impression so as to encourage anyone potential buyers or buyers agents.

Posted by: Its pretty simple at April 12, 2023 01:05 PM (oCWqS)

510 494 Why do single moms always have to tell you they are single moms?
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To chase off the smart guys.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 12, 2023 01:05 PM (DmtxH)

511 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 12:56 PM (ppBhU)

You may not be interested in the fight but the fight is interested in you.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:05 PM (x9P31)

512 499 Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (x9P31)

They may find attention carries cost.

Posted by: sven at April 12, 2023 01:06 PM (Lzpvj)

513 IIRC a famous tranny once said you were never going back to live your life the way you did. Uninformed and uninvolved. That they won't let you.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (x9P31)


So much modern politics is modeled around the dynamics of domestic abuse.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 01:06 PM (xhaym)

514 Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 01:01 PM

There's also the possibility that the big organizations pushing corporations to do trans advertising recognize that Dylan is not particularly mentally stable, and that when he is no longer a hot property sought out by business after business, the right can be blamed for his suicide.

"Trans-Floyd"

Posted by: KT at April 12, 2023 01:06 PM (rrtZS)

515 So this man, who is too big to be a male dancer let alone a female one, passed RAD (intermediate foundation) exams to be qualified to teach ballet to others. Yes, this tutued clodhopper passed exams to certify to teach foundations of ballet. To others. For those dancers out there, do you remember your ballet instructor demoing for you? Say, grand battement à la seconde with a grace you were to emulate? Ya, this guy doesn’t have that.

Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 01:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

516
I never dreamed they would go along with this, especially since they are going to be the one with these dangerous freaks.



Familicide will become a very popular word I'm afraid.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2023 01:06 PM (DMyTF)

517 503 >> Ahmad Rashad took ballet lessons to improve his football play.


I used to deliver pizza to Ahmad. He was a douche and a shitty tipper.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (SIRiz)

________________

His real name was Robert Moore. He converted to Islam in the 1970s when it was so very trendy to do, and changed his name. I'm not surprised he's a douche.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

518 Ahmad Rashad took ballet lessons to improve his football play.
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2023 01:07 PM (GwxCX)

519
You may not be interested in the fight but the fight is interested in you.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:05 PM (x9P31)


------

This is true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 01:07 PM (DcKNO)

520 Leave the children alone. Let them grow up and decide for themselves.


Yeah, that's a big, ugly NO from the left. It's the children they want. We're just standing in the way.

Posted by: Prime Sister at April 12, 2023 01:07 PM (tQL7r)

521 I do not care how consenting adults have sex.

I don't often do the this-is-why-we-lose thing here. But it's hard not to be amazed at this kind of talk in 2023. You don't have the option of not caring; the left has made this very clear. So, you can either stand up for the principles you want to be normative and prevail, or you can live in the world the other side is building. "Do your own thing, just do it away from me" isn't on the menu any longer. And it hasn't been for quite some time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 01:08 PM (ppBhU)

522 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

523 513 IIRC a famous tranny once said you were never going back to live your life the way you did. Uninformed and uninvolved. That they won't let you.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:03 PM (x9P31)


-----

His visit to the Ellen show was enlightening. When he danced his dong would swing back and forth in his pants. Not sure what else it could have been.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 01:09 PM (DcKNO)

524 Dust would more likely be involved in a silo fire or explosion.

Methane, more likely in mining.

Posted by: Lola- ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 12, 2023 01:09 PM (GshMh)

525 By the way, golfers, a barre based work out can truly help your game. You should try it.

Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2023 01:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

526 I think it has the makings of a "Black Swan" sequel. Certainly, the Aronofsky-style nightmares would figure in large!

Posted by: Isophorone at April 12, 2023 01:10 PM (biHDK)

527 So no methane ever existed before two years ago?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (DcKNO)

Speculation alert: 18000 cows is a lot of cows. That's a lot of cow shit. Cow shit exudes methane as it decays. I would expect there was some sort of shit collection system, and very possibly a methane digester system to break down the cow shit, recover useful methane, yield a semi-liquid residue more useful for fertilizer than raw cow shit.

Something went wrong, or was made to go wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2023 01:10 PM (tkR6S)

528 You may not be interested in the fight but the fight is interested in you.

That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying the only way to win the tranny fight is to make women fight that fight. If they won't, then they'll have to live with the trannies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 12, 2023 01:10 PM (ppBhU)

529 Psst. Yonder comes some Frenches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 12, 2023 01:10 PM (J2vNu)

530 500 All of this is because of suburban white women. If they started punishing Democrats at the ballot box over this, you'd see a quick 180.

I never dreamed they would go along with this, especially since they are going to be the one with these dangerous freaks.
Posted by: Blago
---------
They are not the drivers of it--single females are because of their education and consumption of social media. Identity politics is at the heart of the Dem party and

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2023 01:11 PM (bVz3B)

531 i would love to buy a ticket to one of his performances just to see him leap into the arms of a male dancer or watch a male dancer lift him over his head. AND I'M NOT A BALLET FAN
Posted by: ontoiran at April 12, 2023 12:59 PM (XyXp6)

INCOMING!

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2023 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)

532 Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2023 01:06 PM (xhaym)

I've been studying Narcissistic Personality Disorder of late - they regularly abuse their spouses but usually, it turns out, in ways that don't even get perceived by the victim for years, decades even. They tend to offload the blame for their treatment onto themselves, but there are no bruises or cuts or broken bones. Just a string of confusion and mess they can't even begin to identify until years later when they see it all for what it really was, and are at that point a broken ground down mess. The narcissist on the other hand is fine.

This isnt woke victim bumping shit. This is the truth. It comes naturally to narcissists. It's what they do to those close to them. There is even a sadistic profile to about a third of them.

I haven't been able to help but noticd how the Left behaves EXACTLY like them. Like the sadistic ones.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2023 01:12 PM (N3BTF)

533 I never comment but I have to now because the line about David French was so hysterical... Ace, please don't ever change!

Posted by: KatK-FL at April 12, 2023 01:12 PM (vb+jP)

534 Methane can cause explosions like this. They're rare but not unknown, and usually because an area is not properly ventilated. Grain silos are usually the bombs on a farm, though. Those things go up every year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2023 01:13 PM (0hOvj)

535

Remember when there was a big push by women for equality, well, this is equality.

They had to expect it all would get shoved up their ass at some point.

That Rapino idiot, she should enjoy this, and when a moose comes and stomps on her face, smile and ask for another.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 12, 2023 01:14 PM (UCNv1)

536 >>> 448 But how does a dairy barn just up and explode out of the clear blue and kill 18,000 cows??
==
Cow farts. Cigarette. Daffy Duck as the farmer.
Posted by: Looney Tunes at April 12, 2023 12:55 PM (x7f8q)

I TOLD you that!!!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at April 12, 2023 01:15 PM (llON8)

537 One dairy farm explosion occurred when a rubber mat that covered the manure digester expanded and allowed methane to escape.

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2023 01:19 PM (rj6Yv)

538 Brings new meaning to, "portly ballerina".

Posted by: Sixiron at April 12, 2023 01:27 PM (c4Wfm)

539 You'd be impressed to see what methane does to grain / feed silos.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2023 01:02 PM (SIRiz)

I'm from the panhandle and in a prior career sold steam-methane reforming equipment, used primarily for producing hydrogen.

And I've seen many busted up elevators from dust explosions.

The barn in question was a new facility and I'm quite certain it was engineered to manage methane and ammonia concentrations in the barn area.

The notion that methane concentration from the cows was able to build up to the point it reached exceeded lower explosive limits is without some other intervention is highly doubtful.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 12, 2023 01:28 PM (MkuC5)

540 I never comment but I have to now because the line about David French was so hysterical... Ace, please don't ever change!
Posted by: KatK-FL

(He's gotta do laundry once in awhile.....)

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2023 01:31 PM (T4tVD)

541 Looks like the Royal Ballet Academy is building a helluva football team!

Posted by: The_Hoser at April 12, 2023 01:36 PM (N66D6)

542 So that old SNL Chris Farley Chippendale's sketch wasn't a comedy bit.... it was a warning?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 12, 2023 02:06 PM (hwQUl)

543 Watching that ballet comparison video reminded me of that Groucho Marx "mirror image" clip. Instead of doing a full spin he went "ta-daa!"

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2023 02:12 PM (nakGR)

544 Who are all these judges around the world that honor trannies above more capable women? Are they, dare I say it, AWFLs? Can't be men. I thought men were ceremonially dragged out of those positions kicking and screaming. Mostly kicking. Kick, turn, two, three!

Posted by: Corona at April 12, 2023 02:20 PM (nakGR)

545 What's next? Male figure skaters?

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 12, 2023 12:13 PM

Already done.

Behold the figure skating pair of Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy.

http://bit.ly/43q00hM

Posted by: Blades of Glory at April 12, 2023 03:33 PM (Do5/p)

546 I literally thought that dude was old video of Ozzy Osbourne at Glastonbury, at the height of his brainfog due to massive drug and alcohol consumption

I only guessed it wasn't Ozzy cuz he never pissed himself, but dang, so weird!

Somebody set that video to "Iron Man"

Posted by: FredtheVeryGruntled at April 12, 2023 03:52 PM (WjQ7p)

547 LOL. Girl Scout troops are refusing to sell cookies, because the cookies use palm oil and the manufacture of palm oil exploits indigenous people for labor. It is a $100B industry, that these fuckers are trying to destroy because if the poors aren't forced to work on palm plantations, then they would go to college and learn to code.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2023 12:20 PM

Awesome. So when do the Girl Scouts start a similar activist movement against Nike for using slave labor? Or against every auto manufacturer in the world which builds EVs with rare earth metals mined by child slave labor?

I will not be holding my breath waiting on that.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 12, 2023 04:44 PM (Do5/p)

548 See him in a Tutu like the Hippo from Fantasia

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 12, 2023 05:41 PM (wGqjj)

549 I had an ex who was turned down by the royal ballet for being 'too tall and heavy'. She was 5'9" and 129 lbs.
She actually went on to have a very good career in Vienna where she danced for years and even did the new years concert interludes you see on TV. She still runs a ballet school out there.
BTW, ever seen a ballet dancers feet? Google it on an empty stomach.

Posted by: stv at April 12, 2023 09:59 PM (/dqoc)

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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat