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Rube Goldberg Cafe

aiphotography.jpg
This is actually an AI-generated image.
But here's real video.

A man makes custom-built wheelchairs for handicapped dogs.

Precision hawk landing.

And that's how he became the Devil's Bounty Hunter. Ugh, I feel dirty making Marvel references.

No, dude. Just no.

Kids have perfect Transformers costumes, that really transform.

Speaking of transforming: a chair that becomes a stepladder. Neat.

Carpe diem.

The Karate Cat.

Illusions.

Parkour, Buster Kean style.

As above, so below.

Whee...!


Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 I suppose I should go back and call the others....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, follow me for more relationship tips! at April 10, 2023 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

2 Every time I see one of those tow trucks with a ramp, I think to myself, "yeah, I could make it" in defiance of all the laws of physics.

Evening, 'ettes and 'rons!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 10, 2023 07:35 PM (v23vE)

3 Top 1123!

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 10, 2023 07:39 PM (/kvYP)

4 That Rube Goldberg rig had to take days to set up. Great stuff, though, very creative.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:40 PM (0hOvj)

5 Hello, Sarah? Get me Barn’ down th’ courthouse.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 10, 2023 07:40 PM (glGDV)

6 Just jump both feet head long into local politics.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:41 PM (YZGzJ)

7 The Norway vid...I love the skid marks just before the road turns at the waterfall.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 07:42 PM (anj39)

8 Jumped, I hate phones

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:42 PM (YZGzJ)

9 Still scoreless in Tampa

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 10, 2023 07:43 PM (Eeb9P)

10 6 Just jumped both feet head long into local politics.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:41 PM (YZGzJ)


If it is on pay-per-view video, ma'am, sign me up! This I gotta see!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 10, 2023 07:43 PM (v23vE)

11
1.
>> As above, so below.
Did Ace just listen to the New Discourses podcast? The one I recommended last week?

2.
>> Like a movie.
Yeah Lamont, I think that is CGI. (not sure, but that is my assumption.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, tijm (AoS ONT Comment of the Week award winner) at April 10, 2023 07:43 PM (7VbA1)

12 Every time I see one of those tow trucks with a ramp, I think to myself, "yeah, I could make it" in defiance of all the laws of physics. Evening, 'ettes and 'rons! Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 10, 2023 07:35 PM (v23vE)

You will either have to shave your head, or paint your car orange with a big "01" on the door first.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2023 07:43 PM (xhaym)

13 Trollstigen, Norway


Troll Climb?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2023 07:44 PM (ncXxy)

14 Carpe Diem link is broken

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 10, 2023 07:44 PM (nRMeC)

15 The hawk landing.
Cool!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 07:44 PM (anj39)

16 Jeepers. What a day.

We have our annual Joint Commission audit tomorrow. Fml.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 07:45 PM (deIkU)

17 So the VP or Bud Light's marketing department was interviewed and she explained their Dylan strategy:

According to her, they think only old people drink Bud Lite and they need more young drinkers. So she decided they wanted to do something fresh and new to attract today's Modern Youth, something fun and surprising.

Instead, she tanked their sales and destroyed Bud's reputation and customer base. Which honestly wasn't hard because they charge more for their beer than other brands, and don't have a good product to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:45 PM (0hOvj)

18 Johnny Depp is back ! French film, will premier at Cannes in May. based on the life of madame du Barry, famous courtesan who became Louis XV mistress. JOhnny plays Louis.

Posted by: runner at April 10, 2023 07:46 PM (V13WU)

19 There was a attempted chomp in the groundhog video,

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

20 Hi S'puppy. Our local mayoral race has just gotten very important.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:46 PM (YZGzJ)

21 That road in Norway looks amazing. Just. Wow!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 07:47 PM (deIkU)

22 Johnny Depp is back ! French film, will premier at Cannes in May. based on the life of madame du Barry, famous courtesan who became Louis XV mistress. JOhnny plays Louis.

"They didn't cast a black woman?"
--BBC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

23 Hi Nurse R! I remember my mom going through those when she was a working nurse and the stress. Go get yourself an earned glass of wine for all the prep!

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

24 I hope you're all watching the WNBA draft (started 45 minutes ago).

I know I'm on the edge of my seat!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 10, 2023 07:48 PM (2tUFv)

25 @disclosetv · 1h
UPDATE - Nashville Metropolitan Council has reinstated Justin Jones (D) to the Tennessee House seat after expulsion.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 10, 2023 07:48 PM (Vwz3I)

26 destroying your brand and alienating your customers based on principle is tight.
I mean, isn't that what post modernism teaches us?


I never figured out why post modernism meant that reality is relative, so I have to give up my strongly held principles in favor of someone else's.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2023 07:48 PM (xhaym)

27
According to her, they think only old people drink Bud Lite and they need more young drinkers. So she decided they wanted to do something fresh and new to attract today's Modern Youth, something fun and surprising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:45 PM (0hOvj)

I thought the demo for Bud Light was college chicks who wanted to be drunk but not fat.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

28 My dog looked sooo sad when I left the house. Now I'm sad.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 07:50 PM (QDJ/1)

29 I thought the demo for Bud Light was college chicks who wanted to be drunk but not fat.

I thought it was a frat boy drink but I honestly don't know. I have no contact whatsoever with any college age people (any rumors this is by court order I can neither confirm nor deny)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:50 PM (0hOvj)

30 That Rube Goldberg video is a computer animation, so it probably actually took weeks to set up.

Also, I think Ace meant Buster Keaton, not Buster Kean.

Posted by: normal at April 10, 2023 07:51 PM (obo9H)

31 28; set up an iPad and face time him!

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

32 I thought the demo for Bud Light was college chicks who wanted to be drunk but not fat.

I thought it was a frat boy drink but I honestly don't know. I have no contact whatsoever with any college age people (any rumors this is by court order I can neither confirm nor deny)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:50 PM (0hOvj)

Frat boys is just Bud Bud.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

33 #25 I don't know if accurate but...

Darlene Ray @CDarleneRay · 1h Replying to @disclosetv
He is interim. They still have to have an election

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 10, 2023 07:51 PM (Vwz3I)

34 I've never had a Bud Light.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 07:51 PM (QDJ/1)

35 I wonder if that karate cat is good eats?

Posted by: Phuk Long at April 10, 2023 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

36 Buster Keaton

Posted by: Mutant beneath at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

37 Also, I think Ace meant Buster Keaton, not Buster Kean.

He's pretty keen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (0hOvj)

38 >The Norway vid...I love the skid marks just before the road turns at the waterfall.

Posted by: Diogenes


In America such a road would be closed, to protect the stupid

Posted by: DB - defying the ban at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (geLO8)

39 Bud Lite is what you used to drink when the promoter of a concert was too classy to stock PBR

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

40 Carpe diem link broke

Posted by: Mutant beneath at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

41 You all been here awhile

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (xhxe8)

42 My mom's sister and her husband are visiting from Massachusetts this week. Both have Android phones, and both do Facebook. Me, and my folks don't do Facebook.

We had a discussion over dinner and Archie Bunker came up, and one of us wondered aloud exactly how the final episode of All in the Family went. When. What happened, etc.

After dinner my aunt had a FB notification on her phone, all the way across the room. A link to the whole story about the final episode of All in the Family.

Fuck this whole damn Orwell panopticon.

Their phones, via FB, were listening to our entire day.

Ours don't do that. Kindle, Android, iPad. We never, ever get ads or notifications about shit we talk about. But the minute someone comes over with Facebook on their phones we witness this creepy ass shit. Now I don't even want to talk about anything when they're in the room, and that's some East Germany mentality. What the fucking hell.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (iKBwy)

43 I liked dog who got adopted- good for you, pooch

Posted by: DB - defying the ban at April 10, 2023 07:53 PM (geLO8)

44 That Parkour guy watched too much Half Life 2.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, follow me for more relationship tips! at April 10, 2023 07:53 PM (PiwSw)

45 I've never had a Bud Light.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 07:51 PM (QDJ/1)

Pour out half your glass of Bud, replace with water.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 07:53 PM (eoQWY)

46 Nashville Metropolitan Council has reinstated Justin Jones (D) to the Tennessee House seat after expulsion.

My kingdom for my old supply of shocked faces. Alas, they are exhausted and never to be revived.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 07:53 PM (Xrfse)

47 C'mon, CRT, was Bud really supposed to anticipate that its customers, who all enjoy the taste of urine, wouldn't be cock curious?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 10, 2023 07:53 PM (KFhLj)

48 Reuben Garrett Lucius Goldberg (July 4, 1883 – December 7, 1970), known best as Rube Goldberg, was an American cartoonist, sculptor, author, engineer, and inventor.

Goldberg is best known for his popular cartoons depicting complicated gadgets performing simple tasks in indirect, convoluted ways.

Like Big Govt with guns, and hangings, and taxes, and shit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)

49 Parkour, just imagine living in that house and some jackass is running all over the roof and over your porch thudding around damaging the tin roof. He's one contractor's mistake from street pizza

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:54 PM (0hOvj)

50 Bud Lite is what you used to drink when the promoter of a concert was too classy to stock PBR
Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

I've drunk RWB, which is PBR that didn't measure up.

college and broke required field expedients.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)

51 You know the joke about leaving Uncle Joey Bidet in the attic?

That room where the ashamed parents/relatives stashed away those with disabilities has a name -

The Disappointment Room.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2023 07:55 PM (z1fUU)

52 was Bud really supposed to anticipate that its customers, who all enjoy the taste of urine, wouldn't be cock curious?

You have a point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:55 PM (0hOvj)

53 Hi Piper!

Thank you. It's tiresome, but we will do just fine.

I hope you are doing well. Peace be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 07:56 PM (deIkU)

54 >Nashville Metropolitan Council has reinstated Justin Jones (D) to the Tennessee House seat after expulsion.

ah, f*** the rules

Posted by: DB - defying the ban at April 10, 2023 07:56 PM (geLO8)

55 The Disappointment Room.

Mama told me that meant it was to keep me from being disappointed with company!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:56 PM (0hOvj)

56 Bud Light, drink one , piss in your glass and you'll never know the difference.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (YZGzJ)

57 42 Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled

In answer to your questions below, in case the FB spies aren’t about, are as follows:

1. You can adjust the pressure and temperature so that the cleaning is thorough.
2. Some fancy ones have blow driers.
3. You are normally by a potty so you can use some paper to dry if needed.
4. I suppose you could also use a towel. Bidets get you cleaner than regular TP.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

58 Nashville Metropolitan Council has reinstated Justin Jones (D) to the Tennessee House seat after expulsion.

... how?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (0hOvj)

59 49 Parkour, just imagine living in that house and some jackass is running all over the roof and over your porch thudding around damaging the tin roof. He's one contractor's mistake from street pizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:54 PM (0hOvj)

Swing thru shooting beats how much to lead every day

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (BRHaw)

60 You are normally by a potty so you can use some paper to dry if needed.

What a savings in paper!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (0hOvj)

61 8 Jumped, I hate phones
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:42 PM (YZGzJ)

Are you running for office, Ben Had?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

62 You all been here awhile

Four hour!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 10, 2023 07:58 PM (eOEVl)

63 20 Hi S'puppy. Our local mayoral race has just gotten very important.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:46 PM (YZGzJ)


The power of the Rancher Coalition will obviously be key in swinging the election in the correct direction.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 10, 2023 07:58 PM (v23vE)

64 I've drunk RWB, which is PBR that didn't measure up.

college and broke required field expedients.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 07:55 PM (eoQWY)[/i

Heh, I used to drink at a bar that had Falstaff on tap. I worked graveyard and it was the only place open at 7.30 am

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2023 07:58 PM (xhaym)

65 53 I am doing pretty well today. Just whiney no one ate my asparagus soup I made for dinner. Bunch of ingrates. 😀

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 ... how?

Come on...we all know the answer to that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 07:58 PM (Xrfse)

67 Ours don't do that. Kindle, Android, iPad. We never, ever get ads or notifications about shit we talk about. But the minute someone comes over with Facebook on their phones we witness this creepy ass shit. Now I don't even want to talk about anything when they're in the room, and that's some East Germany mentality. What the fucking hell.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM


Our iphones do that. We were in the car talking about the wife's sister one day and the wife's phone lit up with google maps and directions to her sisters house.


That has happened twice now and there are other things that have popped up that prove to me at least that both of our phones are always on and listening to every word we say.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2023 07:59 PM (ncXxy)

68 8 Jumped, I hate phones
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:42 PM (YZGzJ)

Are you running for office, Ben Had?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

Use the I Hate Phones as a campaign speech. Phone lovers will not be listening, so they won't care, while the others sweep you to victory.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 07:59 PM (eoQWY)

69 April, no but I'm going to drag the only viable candidate over the line.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 08:00 PM (YZGzJ)

70 Ours don't do that. Kindle, Android, iPad. We never, ever get ads or notifications about shit we talk about. But the minute someone comes over with Facebook on their phones we witness this creepy ass shit. Now I don't even want to talk about anything when they're in the room, and that's some East Germany mentality. What the fucking hell.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2023 07:52 PM (iKBwy)

Everybody who comes over to my place leaves their phones in the car. I've been noid about those things for years and everybody knows it.

Posted by: Reforger at April 10, 2023 08:00 PM (ENT01)

71 Come on...we all know the answer to that.

No, seriously, how does a town council overturn the rules of the legislature?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:00 PM (0hOvj)

72 67 @mister Scott. Turn off Siri in settings and this will stop.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

73 Just got back from the -

Dungeons and Dragons movie.

Great time at the movies. Very fun. Maybe most fun I've had at the movies in a while.

Some great laughs and good adventure/action scenes.

I know nothing about the D&D game but the movie did a great job of introducing that world as the movie went on while keeping the action moving. No info dumps.

Very well done. Go see it on the big screen as it's a big screen movie.

Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 10, 2023 08:01 PM (RJQ8g)

74 65 53 I am doing pretty well today. Just whiney no one ate my asparagus soup I made for dinner. Bunch of ingrates. 😀
Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

I saw asparagus pee soup open for bowling for soup at Texas State Fair in 1999.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2023 08:01 PM (BRHaw)

75 The guy who makes walking devices for disabled doggies is an angel.

Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2023 08:01 PM (gLRfa)

76 >No, seriously, how does a town council overturn the rules of the legislature?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Because, that's why

Posted by: DB - defying the ban at April 10, 2023 08:02 PM (geLO8)

77 69 April, no but I'm going to drag the only viable candidate over the line.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 08:00 PM (YZGzJ)

Right on!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2023 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

78 Our iphones do that. We were in the car talking about the wife's sister one day and the wife's phone lit up with google maps and directions to her sisters house.


That has happened twice now and there are other things that have popped up that prove to me at least that both of our phones are always on and listening to every word we say.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2023 07:59 PM (ncXxy)

I wish. I sleep often enough listening to an XBox channel from England tho I dont' have one. Through Youtube. Have never once gotten an add for a game or box.

Its like Orwell's Big Brother being missing from the poster.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 08:02 PM (eoQWY)

79 No, seriously, how does a town council overturn the rules of the legislature?

Ignore the rule of law. Easy, peasy. It's the hot new trend. Everyone's doing it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 08:02 PM (Xrfse)

80 @mister Scott. Turn off Siri in settings and this will stop.
Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

She will open up the Garage Door a few times on you though.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 08:03 PM (eoQWY)

81 Ignore the rule of law. Easy, peasy. It's the hot new trend.

Yeah but how do they enforce it? How does the legislature not just ignore them? Its like having your HOA decide he gets to have his seat back.

So?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:04 PM (0hOvj)

82 "Ignore the rule of law. Easy, peasy. It's the hot new trend. Everyone's doing it."

Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2023 08:04 PM (gLRfa)

83 A toxic fragility has settled in over America’s universities, and part of the problem may be the students’ profound lack of mentorship, confrontation, crayfish, and sassafras. For me, the iconic villains are Otto von Bismarck and Robert Moses. Bismarck and his ilk sought to restructure society intellectually. Moses and his ilk sought to restructure society physically. Both succeeded spectacularly, and in recent years, their visions combined like bleach and ammonia to form the suffocating toxic cloud that hangs over American
universities today.

wow

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2023 08:04 PM (BRHaw)

84 The Rube Goldberg device was neat to watch but it accomplished nothing, which I think is a requirement.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:04 PM (BSuSX)

85 Disappointment Room was the attic. Now for the Big Guy the Oval Office. What is it for Fetterman?

Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 08:05 PM (ojNBr)

86 Just jumped both feet head long into local politics.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:41 PM


It's time politics were brought back to the kitchen table.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

87 >No, seriously, how does a town council overturn the rules of the legislature?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Because, that's why

-

This looks like the way forward. Be ungovernable.

Didn't some town in Tennessee tell the ATF to get f*cked when they wanted zoning information on gun stores recently?

That.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:06 PM (BSuSX)

88 I'm going g to badger my Congressman and district state rep to get their asses over here and campaign for this guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 08:07 PM (YZGzJ)

89 67 @mister Scott. Turn off Siri in settings and this will stop.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:01 PM


She is off on both phones and my Ipad and it still happens.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2023 08:08 PM (ncXxy)

90 Yeah but how do they enforce it? How does the legislature not just ignore them?

I don't think that matters anymore, CRT. These pols are scared to death to be labeled with one of the standard scarlet letters - racist, homophobe, transphobe, bigot, ad nauseum. They will back down every time. There's not an ounce of courage in any of them. Very sad, indeed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 08:08 PM (Xrfse)

91 Evenin' Horde!

Missed the thread about the Super Mario Bros movie. My son and I went to see it on Wednesday. It was a lot of fun. It's especially good if you are familiar with the games. Lots of little easter eggs.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 10, 2023 08:08 PM (uPgE/)

92 80 hopefully she won’t close it on you.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 84 The Rube Goldberg device was neat to watch but it accomplished nothing, which I think is a requirement.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:04 PM (BSuSX)

yes
It is like a legislative body that contemplates nothing, debates the wind and the rain, calls for votes on the temperature, and then retire to collect denotations.

A prettier AOc with less cramps and bitching.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 10, 2023 08:08 PM (BRHaw)

94 I am doing pretty well today. Just whiney no one ate my asparagus soup I made for dinner. Bunch of ingrates. 😀
Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:58 PM


If you want The Horde at your door, Brussels Sprouts soup would be the way to go.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 10, 2023 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

95 Duncanthrax, I'm in the kicking asses stage at this moment. I

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 08:09 PM (YZGzJ)

96 She is off on both phones and my Ipad and it still happens.

-

It should be noted that the RESTRICT Act makes it a federal crime to put a piece of tape over your camera. I assume the microphones, too.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:09 PM (BSuSX)

97 89 that is creepy! Yikes.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 No, dude. Just no.

-
I don't get it. What are they doing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 10, 2023 08:11 PM (FVME7)

99 Evenin' Horde!

Missed the thread about the Super Mario Bros movie. My son and I went to see it on Wednesday. It was a lot of fun. It's especially good if you are familiar with the games. Lots of little easter eggs.
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at April 10, 2023 08:08 PM (uPgE/)

This is reportedly true of the DnD movie - if you know DnD there lots of inside references to the game and its tropes.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 08:11 PM (eoQWY)

100 Jeepers. What a day.

We have our annual Joint Commission audit tomorrow. Fml.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 07:45 PM (deIkU)
***

Just got a notice from the University where I don't teach anymore except for when I need beer money and yup...another round of consolidations and RIFs.
I think I may need to find an alternative beer money source.
They got them some top notch diversity though.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 08:11 PM (anj39)

101 Rube Goldberg's sons used the last name George, and were George George and Thomas George. Thomas was a painter, whose works make nice living room pieces.

Posted by: CN at April 10, 2023 08:11 PM (Zzbjj)

102 Have no expectation of privacy and you will never be disappointed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 08:11 PM (Xrfse)

103 She is off on both phones and my Ipad and it still happens.

You cannot really ever turn those things off. They are listening for their name no matter what setting you choose; the instant you say it, they light up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:12 PM (0hOvj)

104 Marble Maze is awesome, like to see it's setup

Posted by: Skip at April 10, 2023 08:12 PM (xhxe8)

105 "I said a Butt Light!!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 10, 2023 08:12 PM (qoGsy)

106 67 @mister Scott. Turn off Siri in settings and this will stop.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:01 PM


She is off on both phones and my Ipad and it still happens.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2023 08:08 PM (ncXxy)

Put the phones in a metal box with soundproofing foam. See what happens then.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 08:13 PM (eoQWY)

107 This is reportedly true of the DnD movie - if you know DnD there lots of inside references to the game and its tropes.

I wish that movie had done better, the trailer didn't look very appealing and the morons talking about emasculating men didn't help much, either. I want to see it and want that genre of fantasy to succeed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:13 PM (0hOvj)

108 >I don't get it. What are they doing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


looks like they're hanging drywall
it's somewhat controversial

Posted by: DB - defying the ban at April 10, 2023 08:13 PM (geLO8)

109 Just saw the tax paperwork for last year.

GRRRR. I don't owe but damn...

You're welcome Ukraine.

Don't ever tell me I don't pay enough.

Posted by: Reforger at April 10, 2023 08:14 PM (ENT01)

110 It should be noted that the RESTRICT Act makes it a federal crime to put a piece of tape over your camera. I assume the microphones, too.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:09 PM (BSuSX)


No tape?
So a small cloth then.
And Fu*k 'em!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 08:14 PM (anj39)

111 that precision hawk thing is cool, but I can tell you ... it is not always so. I was on a high point of my house in the woods, watching the birds chase each other, and there was a good deal of collision with the trees.

It was a cool experience ... maybe one bird struck a small branch just enough to make it a moving obstacle for his chaser, idk. Kinda seemed more like it was just forcing its way through in order to escape. (as we will all do to escape the FIB mafiosa, perhaps, in due time ... heh)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 10, 2023 08:15 PM (Cus5s)

112 "It should be noted that the RESTRICT Act makes it a federal crime to put a piece of tape over your camera"

How about peanut butter?

Posted by: fd at April 10, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

113 This is reportedly true of the DnD movie - if you know DnD there lots of inside references to the game and its tropes.

I wish that movie had done better, the trailer didn't look very appealing and the morons talking about emasculating men didn't help much, either. I want to see it and want that genre of fantasy to succeed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:13 PM (0hOvj)

Reports from the No-Woke-Tolerance reviewers like Critical Drinker and Shadversity says that it is better than the trailer and actually has a pro-father/family message.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

114 Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 07:41 PM (YZGzJ)

Whadya do?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 10, 2023 08:17 PM (YRsIm)

115 110 It should be noted that the RESTRICT Act makes it a federal crime to put a piece of tape over your camera.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again

What? That's not tape, FIBby, it's a post-it note with my PIN on it. So eff off.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2023 08:18 PM (OX9vb)

116 >>>Carpe diem.

https://unofficialbird.com/Enezator/
status/1642464137702776834

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 10, 2023 08:18 PM (gv7Yb)

117 RIP Al Jaffee.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2023 08:19 PM (CHHv1)

118 You could get a flip phone and a tablet to do internet on I suppose. Keep them airgapped.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2023 08:19 PM (xhaym)

119 Just jump both feet head long into local politics.
Posted by: Ben Had


You sound..... flexible.

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2023 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

120 The chair that converts to a step ladder was invented by Benjamin Franklin.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 10, 2023 08:21 PM (sWM8x)

121 COJ, committed to getting g the conservative elected rather than the community activist. In a county that votes 76^ R you can leave nothing to change based on my conversation with the head election official

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 08:22 PM (YZGzJ)

122 Sociopathic buffoon...seems to define our current political class. H/T Adam Corolla

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 10, 2023 08:23 PM (P9COB)

123 Ppl who know DC, a question:

Manute Bol had a restaurant, right?

Ethiopian? Or Sudanese?

Am I imagining this?

Back when Barry was Mayor.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 08:24 PM (1ais2)

124 Just jump both feet head long into local politics.
Posted by: Ben Had

Good for you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 10, 2023 08:24 PM (tR2fR)

125 ""I said a Butt Light!!""

reducing Budweiser brand by 60% in USA would be a very direct message to the Wokeness Religion. Never buy any Bud brand item. They went foreign after being "America's Team" sponsor in St. Louis, but now not just foreign, but Woke Queer Theory Evil.

I think this could be a successful boycott ... go Queer Theory, and die (economically in USA).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 10, 2023 08:25 PM (Cus5s)

126 So Bud Light is like a Radler but water instead of Ginger Ale?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 08:25 PM (QDJ/1)

127 Some type of weasel.

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2023 08:25 PM (MF3yS)

128 Reports from the No-Woke-Tolerance reviewers like Critical Drinker and Shadversity says that it is better than the trailer and actually has a pro-father/family message.

Yeah ACE liked it too, and I was hoping word of mouth would help but it doesn't seem to be helping any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:25 PM (0hOvj)

129 This Bud discussion reminds me of an old Christian pop song -- This Blood's for you by Carmen IIRC.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 08:27 PM (QDJ/1)

130 Chairman: OK, you all know why we're here. We are just starting a new Administration, and we need the best of the best for our new Cabinet. Today we're going to decide on the Transportation Secretary. This is a crucial position; Covid has been really disruptive to our country's infrastructure. Let me hear some nominations.

Stanky: How about Pete Buttigieg?

Chairman: Who are you, and how did you get in here?

Stanky: I live in a tent across the street. This room looked warm.

Chairman: (facepalm) OK, who is this Buttigieg?

Stanky: He was the mayor of South Bend, Indiana

Chairman: Did he do a good job?

Stanky: (laughs) No. He's gay, though.

Harris: Call for a vote...the ayes have it.

Chairman: I resign

Posted by: Splunge at April 10, 2023 08:27 PM (hQQLx)

131 Sociopathic buffoon...seems to define our current political class. H/T Adam Corolla

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 10, 2023 08:23 PM (P9COB)

Worthwhile media figures out there now; Carlson, Corolla and Whitlock. Would love to hear if there are others.

Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 08:28 PM (ojNBr)

132 think I bought my first antique metamorphic chair almost 50 years ago

paid like 50 bucks for it

I have had many examples

most expensive was a Regency table that converted into a library ladder

I think I got like 12K for it

I have always love antique library furniture, globes etal

Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 08:29 PM (us2H3)

133 110 It should be noted that the RESTRICT Act makes it a federal crime to put a piece of tape over your camera. I assume the microphones, too.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:09 PM (BSuSX)


No tape?
So a small cloth then.
And Fu*k 'em!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 08:14 PM
Hello Kitty.

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2023 08:30 PM (MF3yS)

134 Just whiney no one ate my asparagus soup I made for dinner. Bunch of ingrates. 😀
Posted by: Piper

So, you're mad at them for being smart?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 10, 2023 08:30 PM (tR2fR)

135 Just whiney no one ate my asparagus soup I made for dinner. Bunch of ingrates. 😀
Posted by: Piper

Prob shoulda made Bacon Soup.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 10, 2023 08:31 PM (1ais2)

136
This is reportedly true of the DnD movie - if you know DnD there lots of inside references to the game and its tropes.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 08:11 PM (eoQWY)

My kids went last weekend (we play DnD) and they loved, but said I would love it as well. They know my taste in movies and it's not woke. So this bodes well.

Posted by: Moki at April 10, 2023 08:31 PM (JrN/x)

137 It seems Justin Trudeau is the only head of state who doesn't hold Biden in scorn. But Joe is smarter than he is and has mastered the fine art of corruption.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 08:35 PM (QDJ/1)

138 UPDATE - Nashville Metropolitan Council has reinstated Justin Jones (D) to the Tennessee House seat after expulsion.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 10, 2023 07:48 PM (Vwz3I)

How can they possibly do that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 08:36 PM (tkR6S)

139 120 The chair that converts to a step ladder was invented by Benjamin Franklin.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 10, 2023 08:21 PM (sWM8x)

being a brilliant man, Franklin probably invented some sort of metamorphic chair

however, I have seen examples from the James I period

80-100 years before Franklin was born

Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 08:36 PM (us2H3)

140 Younger people have a huge benefit these days. When I was in school and college the only girls playing any RPGs were not the kind you wanted to date. Modern girls are much more likely to play and like gamer stuff. They even have their own dice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:37 PM (0hOvj)

141
RIP Al Jaffee.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


102 years old!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 08:39 PM (63Dwl)

142 It should be noted that the RESTRICT Act makes it a federal crime to put a piece of tape over your camera. I assume the microphones, too.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:09 PM (BSuSX)

Pressing X to doubt.
I'm not finding any references to that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at April 10, 2023 08:39 PM (xcxpd)

143 Don't want to be that guy, but, it's Buster Keaton, not Buster Kean.

Posted by: SteveF at April 10, 2023 08:39 PM (bbPGk)

144
This is reportedly true of the DnD movie - if you know DnD there lots of inside references to the game and its tropes.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 10, 2023 08:11 PM (eoQWY)

Speaking of, have you seen some of the sets at Dispel Dice? Pricey but very nice!!!!

Posted by: Moki at April 10, 2023 08:40 PM (JrN/x)

145 4. I suppose you could also use a towel. Bidets get you cleaner than regular TP.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

Why not just get a Democrat to lick your butthole clean?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 08:40 PM (tkR6S)

146 How can they possibly do that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


because progressive POC are never in the wrong

Posted by: DB - defying the ban at April 10, 2023 08:41 PM (geLO8)

147 Evening.

Note to self. Don't ever bother going to Mexican restaurants run by anglos. It's always disappointment and sadness.

Like...how do you fuck up chile relleno?

Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2023 08:41 PM (b2FRo)

148 Hey, All. Again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 08:41 PM (ffbyg)

149 That has happened twice now and there are other things that have popped up that prove to me at least that both of our phones are always on and listening to every word we say.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 10, 2023 07:59 PM (ncXxy)

And people wonder why I use a flip phone, LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 08:42 PM (tkR6S)

150 145 that sounds yucky and I would rather use a corncob.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

151 If your #2 is so messy that you need to squat over a porcelain lawn sprinkler when it's done, you have problems

Posted by: DB - defying the ban at April 10, 2023 08:42 PM (geLO8)

152 Buster? I hardly knew ‘er!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 08:43 PM (ffbyg)

153 How can they possibly do that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Wild guess..... there's nothing on the books saying his replacement can't be himself? Whose job is it to appoint his replacement?

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2023 08:43 PM (DgGvY)

154 Like...how do you fuck up chile relleno?

White people screw up Italian food all the time and its easy as hell to make. Olive Garden makes bank every night and its food is lousy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:43 PM (0hOvj)

155 Joe is smarter than he is and has mastered the fine art of corruption.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 10, 2023 08:35 PM (QDJ/1)

Joe is a piker compared to the Clinton's. Canucks don't do corruption like us in the lower 48.

Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 08:43 PM (ojNBr)

156 RIP Al Jaffee.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

102 years old!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 08:39 PM (63Dwl)

I wonder...if you fold his casket in half what crazy picture shows up?

Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2023 08:43 PM (b2FRo)

157 Robert, rellenos are an art. Most places fuck them jup.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 08:45 PM (YZGzJ)

158
Bidets get you cleaner than regular TP.

And wetter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

159 White people screw up Italian food all the time and its easy as hell to make. Olive Garden makes bank every night and its food is lousy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:43 PM (0hOvj)

*Speaking softly*

I like Olive Garden...

Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2023 08:45 PM (b2FRo)

160 134 it was good! It was creamy, the asparagus was roasted and everything! They missed out with their hamburgers from some greasy place.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 Like...how do you fuck up chile relleno?
Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2023 08:41 PM (b2FRo)

we got one in Great Barrington MA

their goto pepper is a canned jalapeno

sucks absolutely

Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 08:45 PM (us2H3)

162 Like...how do you fuck up chile relleno?
Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2023 08:41 PM (b2FRo)

I use that dish to judge any new mex restaurant I visit. If they can do that right, you can trust they'll do the rest well. If they screw that up, they're gonna screw everything up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2023 08:46 PM (r46W7)

163 If your #2 is so messy that you need to squat over a porcelain lawn sprinkler when it's done, you have problems

Or you take Metformin

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 10, 2023 08:46 PM (YRsIm)

164 157 Robert, rellenos are an art. Most places fuck them jup.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 10, 2023 08:45 PM (YZGzJ)

how hard can a stuffed bell pepper be ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 08:47 PM (us2H3)

165 149 I also use a flip phone. Turn it on in the morning, check for text or voicemail, turn it off. Repeat in the evening. Otherwise, only on when I have to make a call. Before my smart phone crapped out, I used to experience some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory stuff like people listening in.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 10, 2023 08:47 PM (lz5hY)

166 Eh, Mexican food is Mexican good. It’s good, don’t get me wrong, but it’s peasant food to begin with.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 08:48 PM (ffbyg)

167 I like Olive Garden...

That's fine, I like the Fillet-o-Fish sammich. But if you had real well-made Italian, you wouldn't believe how much better it is. For a fraction the price.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:48 PM (0hOvj)

168 RIP Al Jaffee.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

102 years old!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2023 08:39 PM (63Dwl)

I wonder...if you fold his casket in half what crazy picture shows up?
Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2023 08:43 PM (b2FRo)


The fold up and Spy vs Spy were my favorite parts of MAD.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 08:49 PM (anj39)

169 Redacted, not bell pepper. Mom made great chili rellenos.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at April 10, 2023 08:50 PM (/0+YE)

170 Why not just get a Democrat to lick your butthole clean?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 08:40 PM (tkR6S)

I'm youw hucklebewwy!

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 10, 2023 08:51 PM (Kd/GP)

171 it’s peasant food to begin with.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 08:48 PM (ffbyg)

I like peasant food. It is the best food.

*noms on cheese and crusty bread, washes down with wine

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2023 08:51 PM (OX9vb)

172 169 Redacted, not bell pepper. Mom made great chili rellenos.
Posted by: Ben Franklin at April 10, 2023 08:50 PM (/0+YE)

oh, thank you

woulda never known

*shakes head*

Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 08:52 PM (us2H3)

173 164>> chili rellenos are made with poblanos

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 10, 2023 08:52 PM (YRsIm)

174 171 Dash, I agree.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 08:52 PM (ffbyg)

175 I just saw a thing about Michael Learned in my FB feed, and people were kidding here yesterday about Michael Lerner vs. Learned. Not the first time my FB has picked up stuff from comments from this site.Never anything political, though.

Posted by: skywch at April 10, 2023 08:53 PM (uqhmb)

176 168 Mad Magazine parodies of other magazines were great. They did a Motor Trend parody and I remember a review of the Mitsubishi Miro Mini Midget V Zero. Great gas mileage because it's powered by a wind up key. Can't tell the top speed because the gauges are paper glued to the dash.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 10, 2023 08:53 PM (lz5hY)

177 >>White people screw up Italian food all the time and its easy as hell to make.

White people also invented Italian food cause Italians are pretty frigging white.

There are a lot of us white folk. Some can cook, some can't. Some Mexicans can't cook for shit either and Mexican food isn't all that difficult.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

178 That guy that just got reinstated to the Tennessee State House--Rep. Jones--he just called for the Speaker's resignation.

Brass.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2023 08:53 PM (3ImbR)

179 Just saw a new commercial about how to avoid a bear while drinking Bush Light. It uses the old "Head to the Mountains " of Bush slogan. Too little to effing late.

Posted by: Cosda at April 10, 2023 08:53 PM (69j/g)

180 171 *noms on cheese and crusty bread, washes down with wine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April

My favorite meal ever. 95% of my go for broke calories get spent on cheese.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

181 166 Eh, Mexican food is Mexican good. It’s good, don’t get me wrong, but it’s peasant food to begin with.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 08:48 PM (ffbyg)

well I'm descended from the 95% of the population that were peasants, so I guess that's why I like peasant food. It really isn't so bad if you're living in an anarcho-syndicalist commune, especially if everyone takes turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2023 08:54 PM (r46W7)

182 White people also invented Italian food cause Italians are pretty frigging white.

Yeah but you know what I mean pale white people like Germans and Norwegians vs Italians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:54 PM (0hOvj)

183 I made a Chicken Alfredo tonight for dinner.

Olive Garden would kill to have the ridiculously simple recipe, but I'll kill them right back to keep them from getting it.

Besides. They could never match the quality. Mine was fresh cooked chicken, pasta and sauce, and NOT from a "boil in a bag", pre-made commissary ration.

My seasonings, deceptively simple, too. Part of the magic of it. It sings like a simple Italian aria, you can taste every note.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2023 08:55 PM (e6UQI)

184 I like peasant food. It is the best food.

*noms on cheese and crusty bread, washes down with wine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Word. It annoys me to no end that peasant food has been hijacked by snobbish foodies and now it is priced way too high for what it is.

See pasta or polenta for example.

Posted by: Just the punchline at April 10, 2023 08:55 PM (qoGsy)

185 chili rellenos are made with poblanos
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 10, 2023 08:52 PM (YRsIm)

If they start making them from Peons, I'm outa here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 08:55 PM (tkR6S)

186 Hi all - I just got a text from Jane d'oh and her husband is in urgent need of prayers. He is in the ER in extremely critical condition, she says it is a repeat of what happened on Dec. 27 (when his lungs filled instantly with fluid and he almost died). He has never fully recovered from that episode. Please storm heaven on his behalf! Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 08:57 PM (pTb/Z)

187 On my tombstone it will say:

"I didn't eat enough Mexican food"

And the hawk vid is cool. Have you ever watched those little birds that can fly through trees and bushes like nothing?

Amazing.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2023 08:57 PM (iziT8)

188 I have a great recipe for rice krispie-turkey meatballs

Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 08:58 PM (us2H3)

189 182 White people also invented Italian food cause Italians are pretty frigging white.

Yeah but you know what I mean pale white people like Germans and Norwegians vs Italians.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 08:54 PM (0hOvj)

especially the Sicilians, they're eggplants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wax15NklZh4

Posted by: Dennis Hopper at April 10, 2023 08:58 PM (r46W7)

190 >>Yeah but you know what I mean pale white people like Germans and Norwegians vs Italians.

We pale white Germans make so pretty damn good stuff. Now if you are talking the Irish who think boiling a potato is haute cuisine I'm with you.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

191 it’s peasant food to begin with.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 08:48 PM (ffbyg)

I like peasant food. It is the best food.

*noms on cheese and crusty bread, washes down with wine
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2023 08:51 PM (OX9vb)
***

I was in Budapest where I met an old guy in the outside market. I forget what he was selling. But he was sitting there with a loaf of fresh bread, a big hunk of cheese, and a big link of salami. Washing it all down with a beer. Damn that looked good.
I went around and got all my own and sat next to some fountain and ate the whole thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 08:59 PM (anj39)

192 Bluebell, thank you for letting us know. Prayers ascending for the D'ohs.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 10, 2023 08:59 PM (OX9vb)

193 @186

Done

Posted by: Tuna at April 10, 2023 08:59 PM (gLRfa)

194 186. Oh no! Absolutely will I hit my knees right now.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 09:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

195 188 I have a great recipe for rice krispie-turkey meatballs
Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 08:58 PM (us2H3)

Snap-gobble-pop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 10, 2023 09:00 PM (Kd/GP)

196 Eh, Mexican food is Mexican food.

Most food is. All those wonderful meat pies like pasties and pirozhki and so on: peasant food. Most Italian food is peasant food. The fact is, hoity toity food is pretty disappointing or fiddly, too much work for what you get. Its tasty but usually small portions or even sometimes overrated (like caviar or lobster).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 09:00 PM (0hOvj)

197 Pressing X to doubt.
I'm not finding any references to that.


Same here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

198 Just got another text from Jane. It happened while they were at PT together. They performed CPR on him for 15 minutes while they waited for an ambulance. He was without oxygen for a long time, and had pink foam pouring from his nose and mouth. She is so devastated. I told her I was asking you all for prayers.

Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 09:00 PM (pTb/Z)

199 He has never fully recovered from that episode. Please storm heaven on his behalf! Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 08:57 PM (pTb/Z)

Well, crap!, bluebell, not good news at all. May he make a full recovery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 09:01 PM (tkR6S)

200 so sorry to hear that about Jane's husband, will be praying for both of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2023 09:01 PM (r46W7)

201 God bless that man for caring for those handicapped dogs. 😇

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2023 09:01 PM (NpAcC)

202 Hi all - I just got a text from Jane d'oh and her husband is in urgent need of prayers. He is in the ER in extremely critical condition, she says it is a repeat of what happened on Dec. 27 (when his lungs filled instantly with fluid and he almost died). He has never fully recovered from that episode. Please storm heaven on his behalf! Thank you.

Absolutely, positively. On the way.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 09:02 PM (Xrfse)

203 I just got a text from Jane d'oh and her husband is in urgent need of prayers. He is in the ER in extremely critical condition, she says it is a repeat of what happened on Dec. 27 (when his lungs filled instantly with fluid and he almost died). He has never fully recovered from that episode. Please storm heaven on his behalf! Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell

Oh no - prayers of course for Jane and her dear hubby.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 09:02 PM (qoGsy)

204 I just got here so I'll say it without reading the thread:

It's Buster Keaton you big dummy.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2023 09:02 PM (iziT8)

205 Just got another text from Jane. It happened while they were at PT together.

How awful God be with them all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 09:02 PM (0hOvj)

206 Most food is. All those wonderful meat pies like pasties and pirozhki and so on: peasant food. Most Italian food is peasant food. The fact is, hoity toity food is pretty disappointing or fiddly, too much work for what you get. Its tasty but usually small portions or even sometimes overrated (like caviar or lobster).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2023 09:00 PM (0hOvj)

Jamaican patties are real good, but very hard to find.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 09:03 PM (tkR6S)

207 Thanks bluebell. Did they ever figure out what happened to him?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)

208 Allmighty GOD, our Father, have mercy on the D'Oh family. Hold Jane in your arms, work a great healing in her husband. These we ask in the Christ Jesus name.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM (MF3yS)

209 Sending prayers for Jane's husband. This just awful.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM (NpAcC)

210 Came for Rube Goldberg then a food thread broke out.

Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM (ojNBr)

211 Thank you all for the prayers, she appreciates them so much. She is just in shock.

It's sudden double pneumonia again, not his heart, according to the cardiologist (who is also a friend). He says it's very bad.

I don't even know what to say to her, poor thing. I just keep telling her we are all praying, and to hang in there and keep breathing.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM (pTb/Z)

212 bluebell, opening communication line now...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM (PiwSw)

213 Bluebell, please tell Jane that we are praying for her and her husband.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM (ffbyg)

214 Ahhhhhh...

The Sabres are down 2-1 starting the 3rd period.

We're on life support in the playoff hunt. A loss pulls the plug...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 09:05 PM (CCSxw)

215 Thanks for the notice Bluebell.
Hitting my knees.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 09:05 PM (anj39)

216 Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM

Amen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 10, 2023 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

217 🙏🙏🙏

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2023 09:05 PM (NpAcC)

218 208 Amen. I was hoping you were around for prayer.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 09:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

219 you can make great meatballs with Sunday gravy, for 6, in 2 hours flat

if you are a decent cook

Posted by: REDACTED at April 10, 2023 09:06 PM (us2H3)

220 Yes, prayers.

Posted by: mikeski at April 10, 2023 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

221 Thank you for being there for Jane, Bluebell.

Posted by: eleven at April 10, 2023 09:08 PM (iziT8)

222 Thank you all, I've let her know you all are praying. She tells me this happened at 4:30 and she has had friends coming by to sit with her. Her son has been with her all along.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 09:09 PM (pTb/Z)

223 Prayers up for Jane D'oh's hubs, of course.

I'm really fixin' to hate on that double pneumonia thing. IIRC, that's what got WestministerDogShow, just recently.

Prayers up for Jane D'oh, herself, too. For strength to hold her up right now, with her Hubby's battle. And strength to carry on and persevere with her own.

In accord with Eromero's prayer.

Amen.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2023 09:09 PM (e6UQI)

224 Prayers for Jane and her hubs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 09:10 PM (9BeIJ)

225 Jamaican patties are real good, but very hard to find.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2023 09:03 PM (tkR6S)


I thought that was pronounced "patois"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 10, 2023 09:10 PM (xhaym)

226 Prayers up for the D'ohs, bluebell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2023 09:11 PM (Wnv9h)

227 186 Hi all - I just got a text from Jane d'oh and her husband is in urgent need of prayers. He is in the ER in extremely critical condition, she says it is a repeat of what happened on Dec. 27 (when his lungs filled instantly with fluid and he almost died). He has never fully recovered from that episode. Please storm heaven on his behalf! Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 08:57 PM (pTb/Z)

We are under siege...

Dear lord heal and protect your faithful.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 09:11 PM (CCSxw)

228 We pale white Germans make so pretty damn good stuff. Now if you are talking the Irish who think boiling a potato is haute cuisine I'm with you.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

And what, pray tell, is some pretty damn good German stuff?
Spaetzel--the non-descript, ambiguous, wanna-be pasta dumpling?
Saumagen--Germany's answer to haggis

Or perhaps the double entendre-d, SauerKraut? There's a reason so many German things begin with "sauer."

Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2023 09:12 PM (3ImbR)

229 Thank you all. I hope she can feel the prayers. On top of everything, their son is getting married in a month. They've been trying to get her husband into a Mayo clinic to see about the paralysis on his left leg. Now she is just hoping he will live. So much sadness.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 09:13 PM (pTb/Z)

230 Who left the door open?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

231 Oh my gosh, bluebell, many prayers for Jane and her husband. Thanks for letting us know.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 10, 2023 09:14 PM (a4EWo)

232 Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 08:57 PM (pTb/Z)

Please give Jane my prayers and love.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 10, 2023 09:14 PM (yu8eA)

233 Thank you for the update on Jane's husband, bluebell. I was just thinking about them yesterday and said a quick prayer, hoping that no news was good news.

So sorry to hear this latest event. Will keep them in my prayers.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2023 09:15 PM (3ImbR)

234 230 Who left the door open?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Scrappy goal by the Sabres...

2-2

Another nail biter eh Jack?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 09:15 PM (CCSxw)

235 It should be noted that the RESTRICT Act makes it a federal crime to put a piece of tape over your camera. I assume the microphones, too.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 10, 2023 08:09 PM (BSuSX)

Pressing X to doubt.
I'm not finding any references to that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

--

"(4) internet- or network-enabled sensors, webcams, end-point surveillance or monitoring devices, modems and home networking devices if greater than 1,000,000 units have been sold to persons in the United States at any point during the year period preceding the date on which the covered transaction is referred to the Secretary for review or the Secretary initiates review of the covered transaction;"

congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/
senate-bill/686/text?s=1&r=25


"covered transaction" means you visiting a website or typing "I don't think we should be involved in Ukraine."

And just wait until you see the penalty for using a VPN.

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:15 PM (rGOL6)

236 Good twitter post on RESTRICT

https://tinyurl.com/25tvtf6v

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:16 PM (rGOL6)

237 >>Another nail biter eh Jack?

Just what I needed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

238 The best part of the RESTRICT Act is it covers past comments, too.

Like things you've posted here. Or things the think you might post here in the future.

"(D) TIMING.—The term “covered transaction” includes a current, past, or potential future transaction."

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:18 PM (rGOL6)

239 Want to see something neat?

Put this in the Brave search engine. The direct quote, in quotes. Exactly like the legislation.

"current, past, or potential future transaction."

Press search.

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:20 PM (rGOL6)

240 Bluebell: Prayers UP!

Posted by: Iris at April 10, 2023 09:20 PM (foa6+)

241 I don't have Brave. so what comes up ?

Posted by: jeet at April 10, 2023 09:23 PM (E78bp)

242 "(D) TIMING.—The term “covered transaction” includes a current, past, or potential future transaction."

"Or potential future transaction?"

It's about time they codified thoughtcrime into law.

Posted by: Thinkpol at April 10, 2023 09:23 PM (DgGvY)

243 Prayers ascending for the D'oh family.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 10, 2023 09:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

244
Put this in the Brave search engine. The direct quote, in quotes. Exactly like the legislation.

"current, past, or potential future transaction."

Press search.
Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP?

Whoa!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 09:25 PM (qoGsy)

245 Another nail biter eh Jack?
----------
Just what I needed.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Instant karma!

Posted by: IrishEi at April 10, 2023 09:26 PM (3ImbR)

246 sock off



Prayers for the D'oh's.

Posted by: Infidel at April 10, 2023 09:26 PM (/0+YE)

247 Like things you've posted here. Or things the think you might post here in the future.

You are so right! Wait, wut?

Posted by: Zombie Jean Dixon at April 10, 2023 09:26 PM (Xrfse)

248 The Like a Movie tweet is a nice piece of CGI. Created back in 2020.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 10, 2023 09:27 PM (3AR13)

249 Dear Lord, give Jane strength, and hold her husband in Your arms. Prayers for his doctors as well, to guide them to the right treatment to heal him.

Thank you Bluebell for keeping us up to date

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at April 10, 2023 09:28 PM (YGWrB)

250
I don't have Brave. so what comes up ?
Posted by: jeet

--

Nothing.

Not a single result.

https://tinyurl.com/27aswq74

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:29 PM (rGOL6)

251 If your #2 is so messy that you need to squat over a porcelain lawn sprinkler when it's done, you have problems

Some people just like to be Paltrow clean. Been in hotels that had them. Wife spent a lot of time in the bathroom.

But you just did give me the visual of a lawn studded with bidets. Little more money and it'd be cute.

Our eldest dog puts out solid pellets that look like compressions of what went in. Could probably feed them back to him with a little pasta sauce.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2023 09:29 PM (8erNz)

252 Jane d'oh

Prayers ascending.

Bluebell, please tell her we are all pulling for him and her, and a wonderful wedding for their combat tested son. For his first and only marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 10, 2023 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

253 Sim, sim, salabim. I am posting here from the future.

Posted by: Zombie Jean Dixon at April 10, 2023 09:30 PM (Xrfse)

254 Chez d'oh added to the nightly prayer later.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2023 09:30 PM (8erNz)

255 Well, I'm back. Decided to say the evening prayer a bit early and ask for some help for Jane and her family. I also made up my mind I need a prie dieu or new knees and a hip.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 10, 2023 09:31 PM (lz5hY)

256 Like things you've posted here. Or things the think you might post here in the future.



Good thing I never mentioned that place .32 miles from shore straight out from the big rock where my canoe capsized.
I'll never talk about that.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2023 09:31 PM (anj39)

257 Oh, and did you read this part?

"(2) INAPPLICABILITY OF FOIA.—Any information submitted to the Federal Government by a party to a covered transaction in accordance with this Act, as well as any information the Federal Government may create relating to review of the covered transaction, is exempt from disclosure under section 552 of title 5, United States Code (commonly referred to as the “Freedom of Information Act”."

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:31 PM (rGOL6)

258 Oh, the anxiety from the roof jumping and bungee swing (?)!!

A neighbor has a large German Shepard that is unable to walk. He built a platform for a wagon & pulls the dog around the neighborhood daily. Yesterday, he also took the dog for a ride in the sidecar of his bike which was also specially outfitted. The dog rides attired in goggles & jacket & couldn't be happier. It's sweet how the owner & dog adore one another. ❤

Fun cafe! Thanks.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at April 10, 2023 09:31 PM (GshMh)

259 Bluebell, Thank you for letting us know. Prayers are sent for the D'Oh family.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at April 10, 2023 09:32 PM (7EjX1)

260 Our eldest dog puts out solid pellets that look like compressions of what went in. Could probably feed them back to him with a little pasta sauce.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2023 09:29 PM (8erNz)

If he gets hungry enough you can forgo the sauce.

Posted by: JmT at April 10, 2023 09:33 PM (ojNBr)

261 I find this obsession with BRICS quite overdone. But that's just me.

Posted by: Zombie Jean Dixon at April 10, 2023 09:34 PM (Xrfse)

262 Not used to playing back to the wall hockey jack...

Feel like I'm gonna barf.

OT for the 3rd time this year.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 09:35 PM (CCSxw)

263 Here's an article on the RESTRICT Act.

https://tinyurl.com/25a6u6pw

the best time to contact your representatives is right now, although I suspect it's a done deal already. All of my supposedly conservative (R) representatives said they have to pass it because China is bad, and besides (paraphrased) "if it infringes on your rights you can always take it to the Supreme Court and they'll strike it down."

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:36 PM (rGOL6)

264 That wood and marble setup reminds me of the game Oxyd. Still very cool, in a nerdy way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 10, 2023 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

265 253 Eeny meanie chili beany, the spirits are about to speak.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 10, 2023 09:36 PM (lz5hY)

266 Ohhhhh.... this is a crazy OT...

Penalty on the Rags

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 09:37 PM (CCSxw)

267 Eeny meanie chili beany, the spirits are about to speak.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Are they friendly spirits?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2023 09:37 PM (qoGsy)

268 >>> 160 134 it was good! It was creamy, the asparagus was roasted and everything! They missed out with their hamburgers from some greasy place.
Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 08:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

Ignore them!

I'll take some asparagus soup (probably with steak, but still).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 10, 2023 09:38 PM (llON8)

269 268 Helena! 💕💕💕
And nothing wrong with a good steak.

Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 09:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

270 Posted by: Piper at April 10, 2023 07:57 PM

LOL thanks for putting me some bidet knowledge! I didn't mean to post and run but am visiting with the relatives.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2023 09:40 PM (iKBwy)

271 I'm mad, and that's a fact
I found out animals don't help

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 10, 2023 09:41 PM (X+Ku8)

272 Our 12yo 45lb lab/beagle? got into it with a raccoon in the yard and ended up with coonhound paralysis. Carried him everywhere for four months this time last year. He's now back up doing 5mi walks.

Few years ago my in-laws had a little something that gradually lost the use of his hind legs, vet said it was something spinal. Came to live with our pack, saw them running around, decided 'i wanna be a dog'. In about six weeks he was walking, little bit later he was running with everyone.

Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2023 09:41 PM (8erNz)

273 Prayers up for Jane and all of the D'oh s.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 10, 2023 09:43 PM (llON8)

274 Oh, and I see that if you post "I don't think we should be in Ukraine" then there's a really broad reference to your webcams (your everything, frankly):

(1) information and communications technology products or services used by a party to a covered transaction...

"(2) software, hardware, or any other product or service integral to telecommunications products and services, including—"

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:43 PM (rGOL6)

275 The season hangs on a shootout...

And against Shesterkin no less.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 09:45 PM (CCSxw)

276 A prayer of complete and immediate healing for Jane's husband

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 10, 2023 09:46 PM (EZebt)

277 Yay! Mariners tie the Cubbies!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2023 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

278 I just texted Jane a list of all of you who have said you are praying - and I know (and she knows) there are so many more! I'm hoping that seeing all these crazy names typed into a text will at least make her smile. I know she is so grateful for the prayers. She just keeps saying "it's bad, it's really bad." My heart is breaking for her.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 09:46 PM (pTb/Z)

279 He is in the ER in extremely critical condition, she says it is a repeat of what happened on Dec. 27 (when his lungs filled instantly with fluid and he almost died). He has never fully recovered from that episode. Please storm heaven on his behalf! Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 08:57 PM (pTb/Z)

Praying.
God, in your mercy, give healing to Jane's husband. Allow her more time with her beloved, more time to hold his hand, smile, love and laugh. Please give strength and wisdom to the doctors, and comfort to Jane. In Christ's name, Amen.

Posted by: Moki at April 10, 2023 09:46 PM (JrN/x)

280 Beautiful prayer, Moki. Amen. Thanks also for the prayers above from Eromero and others. You all always come through.

Posted by: bluebell at April 10, 2023 09:48 PM (pTb/Z)

281 Thank you, Moki. I prayed yours as well.

Posted by: Did you hear BRICS has overtaken G7 in GDP? at April 10, 2023 09:48 PM (rGOL6)

282 1984, they read the book and used it as their sacred writings. We just read it and went to sleep.

Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2023 09:48 PM (MF3yS)

283 So sorry to learn Mr. D'oh is so terribly ill again. Prayers for him, Jane, and their son.

Thank you, bluebell.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at April 10, 2023 09:49 PM (GshMh)

284 OMG

Sabres put three behind Shesterkin and win in the shoot out.

We live to fight again tomorrow night.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 09:51 PM (CCSxw)

285 Prayers for Jane and hubby.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 10, 2023 09:51 PM (iKBwy)

286 Congratulation browndog.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)

287 thanks for letting us know, bluebell. I hope you and yours are well!

Posted by: Moki at April 10, 2023 09:51 PM (JrN/x)

288 208 Posted by: Eromero at April 10, 2023 09:04 PM (MF3yS)

Big, Big ditto.......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 10, 2023 09:56 PM (0TAPG)

289 Prayers up from all of the clan RMBS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 10, 2023 09:58 PM (Wnv9h)

290 Hear ye Hear ye

THE ONT IS UP

That is all.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornia at April 10, 2023 10:02 PM (0TAPG)

291 Prayers for Jane D’Oh, her husband and you too Bluebell. Such an awful situation.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 10, 2023 10:06 PM (F0jcH)

292 286 Congratulation browndog.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Thank you Jack...on to Jersey tomorrow night.

Hope Lindgren is OK, that looked nasty.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 10, 2023 10:09 PM (CCSxw)

293 Нi there! I realize this is kind of off-topic hоwever
I needed to ask. Does buіlding a well-established blog suсh as yours require a large amount
of work? I am сompletely neԝ to οperating a blog but I do write in my joᥙrnal daily.
I'd like to start a blⲟg so I can easily share my experience and feelings ⲟnline.
Please let me know if you have any suggestiօns or tiρs for brand new
aspіring blog owners. Tһankyou!

Posted by: pulls at April 10, 2023 11:56 PM (oEtCj)

294 I could be wrong, but I think that chair-to-stepladder design originated with the Amish or the Shakers

Posted by: Linda S Fox at April 11, 2023 06:29 AM (PS49u)

295 Shared with Treacher just now. The links in these posts act the same way. I use Brave and gmail:

1 min ago
I've been seeing these non-working links recently. You provide: "https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1645559978281914369", but, when clicked, it comes up with this appendage "?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email". I've learned to kill everything from the "?" right. And it's not just substack. Ace of Spades links open this same way. (Congrats on getting some of your writings picked up by Ace!)

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