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Christina Pushaw
@ChristinaPushaw

I don't hate Dylan Mulvaney. I do hate the fact that so many mega-corporations, in lockstep with the Biden Administration, have somehow decided that Dylan Mulvaney should be the most successful "woman" in social media marketing.

Mulvaney makes a mockery of female stereotypes. There are MANY actual women who work hard to build their platforms; why don't they get the same opportunities to work with all these huge brands?

Yesterday I noted that every Media/Democrat NPC was claiming that Trump's indictment was a "sad and somber" day for America, as they frenziedly masturbated themselves under their "news" desks.

You will not be surprised to see that this #fella blabbled the same approved NPC talking points from his #PrisonLips:

Adam Kinzinger #fella
@AdamKinzinger

Today is a somber day for our nation. Donald Trump committed many crimes, but this indictment should be a reminder that in America, NO ONE is above the law.

We must move forward and let justice prevail. The anti-democratic threat, however, hasn't diminished.

The National Institute of Science and Technology shows us why we're paying tens of millions of dollars per year to give them cushy sinecures.

The National Institute of Standards and Technology, a federal and science technology office, has made race and gender speech codes for its scientists a top priority.

The guidance, for example, tells federal employees not to use the words "blacklist" or "whitelist" because of the racial connotations and also cautions against "using terms that assign a gender to inanimate objects, such as male/female connectors."

The NIST is a little-known government agency tasked with helping the U.S., among other things, stay technologically ahead of rivals like China. Congress appropriated about $1.65 billion for the group for 2023.

Lawmakers recently hammered the Pentagon for investing heavily in critical race theory and gender ideology. The National Institutes of Health has done so as well, along with other agencies.

The NIST is one of many federal agencies putting its attention and taxpayer funds into these efforts as it struggles to keep pace with its key mission. The NIST sparked controversy for its "Inclusive Language Guidance," which tells scientists which words or phrases they can or cannot use in reports.

Swim England has ruled that biological males cannot race in the women's category. They are establishing three categories: Male, Female, and "Open," for people who want to claim they're something that they're not.

Women swimmers will not have to compete against transgender competitors in licensed events under new rules from Swim England.

The sport's governing body has introduced an 'open' category for those born male as well as trans or non-binary competitors, while a 'female' category will be restricted to those with a birth sex of female.

The policy comes into effect on September 1 and will apply to competitions under Swim England's auspices including those organised by member regions and clubs.

Swim England said hormonal therapy reduced performance advantage but was 'insufficient to negate it completely and trans females therefore likely retain an advantage over their cisgender peers'.

'As a result, Swim England believes the restriction of certain competition to birth sex females to be justified and proportionate in the pursuit of fair competition,' it added.

Note that this policy only applies to top races, like where you can win a medal or a prize. In "lower-level or recreational races," they'll still allow "self-identification" to dictate what sex someone is -- that is, they'll still allow men to compete against women, and, presumably, share the changing room and showers with them as well.

So... yay?


Indiana becomes the latest state to enact Literal Trans Genocide, by setting a minimum age for irreversible and dangerous transgender experimental "therapy."

Republican Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signed legislation Wednesday banning sex-change operations and hormone for minors.

The bill requires all minors undergoing medical transition to desist by the time the law takes effect July 1, according to ABC 7 Chicago. All individuals under the age of 18 will be prohibited from receiving cross-sex hormones and sex-change operations.

"Permanent gender-changing surgeries with lifelong impacts and medically prescribed preparation for such a transition should occur as an adult, not as a minor," Holcomb said in a statement.

Via Hot Air, Biden continues being a careful steward of the American fisc, just as NeverTrump promised us he would be.

The Biden administration is spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to translate the Homosaurus, a self-described "vocabulary of LGBTQ+ terms" that includes phrases such as "anal fisting" and "jizz," into Spanish, documents show.

President Joe Biden's National Endowment for the Humanities in January announced the $350,000 grant, which will see the University of Washington create a "Spanish-language version of the Homosaurus." The dictionary, which features a dinosaur standing under a rainbow as its logo, defines hundreds of terms and phrases "relating to bisexuality, trans, gender, and intersex concepts," according to its website. Examples include "anal fisting," which the Homosaurus defines as the "sexual practice of inserting a fist into an anus," "jizz," which it calls the "slang term for semen; primarily used in the United States," and "Indigiqueer," a "term used to describe the identity of people who are both Indigenous and queer and view those identities as inherently related and interconnected."

Coming to an elementary-school library near you.

I denounce this clip.


White House: Legislators shouldn't decide at what age little children can have surgical mutilations.

President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. announced his intent to run for president and take the nomination from the decrepit Chinese agent Joe Biden, and Regime propaganda network AP immediately began smearing him as an "anti-democratic" fascist.

His push against the COVID-19 vaccine has linked him at times with anti-democratic figures and groups. Kennedy has appeared at events pushing the lie that the 2020 presidential election was stolen and with people who cheered or downplayed the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

Regime catamite Jake Tapper also joined in on the Coordinated Two-Minute Hate:

Nick Arama:

"Healthcare menace?" I probably disagree with him on a lot of things. But seriously, the temerity of anyone on CNN talking about anyone else when they've pitched so much that isn't true on so many subjects, including on COVID. If they want to talk about "menace," they and some of their other media cronies should look in the mirror.

However, I don't think the anger is about vaccines. I think this is about liberal media/Democrats (excuse me for being redundant) thinking that he might have a more viable candidate than Marianne Williamson, who could truly draw people away from Biden or whoever they ultimately throw up there who will parrot the narrative. He could get a lot of the anti-Pharma and anti-establishment left, and perhaps even more. But he also would call out some of their sacred cows during a primary and a debate with Biden (if dared to have one and they were able to pull him out of the basement) might just do Joe in. That's what they fear.

More from andycanuck:

51 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
LATEST UPDATES:
- Israeli police raid Al-Aqsa mosque.
- Rockets fired from Gaza into Israel
- Israel launched air strikes into Gaza
- Dozens of rockets fired from Lebanon into Israel
- US says Israel has right to defend itself after rockets fired from Lebanon
- Israeli Foreign Ministry in message to embassies: Israel will respond to attack from Lebanon

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 58m
BREAKING Explosion heard in Gaza, where Israel army says carrying out strikes: AFP

Explosion heard in Gaza, where Israel army says carrying out strikes: AFP - Insider Paper
This is a breaking news story.. check back for updates

BREAKING Footage of Israeli airstrikes in Gaza
https://tinyurl.com/3t8xw9bj

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)

Posted by: Ace at 06:15 PM




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1 Tranarchy!

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 06, 2023 06:17 PM (A8jjG)

2 What's this #Fella shit stand for in the HomoCon sphere of Twitter?

Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 06, 2023 06:18 PM (zpt1t)

3 I'm still not trans.

Posted by: fd, still not trans at April 06, 2023 06:19 PM (iayUP)

4 Jeepers. The world is nucking futs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Ggr3u)

5 Remember when suggesting the possibility of something going where the sun don't shine was a threat or an inault?

Posted by: azjaeger at April 06, 2023 06:20 PM (ktivG)

6 I thought Homosaurus went extinct.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)

7 Summon the meteors.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

8 Homosaurus
-
This is the big bad in the next Jurassic World movie, right?

Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2023 06:20 PM (kOpft)

9 Insult

Posted by: azjaeger at April 06, 2023 06:21 PM (ktivG)

10 Did the rockets identify as transgender rockets? Cause that would be OK then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 06:22 PM (ncXxy)

11 RFK Jr. is also fighting the Feds introducing digital currency that can be shut off for wrongthink etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:22 PM (Vwz3I)

12 Note that this policy only applies to top races, like where you can win a medal or a prize. In "lower-level or recreational races," they'll still allow "self-identification" to dictate what sex someone is -- that is, they'll still allow men to compete against women, and, presumably, share the changing room and showers with them as well.

So... yay?

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Per Kings King Solomon, they're cutting the penis in two?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 06:22 PM (/Ahyr)

13 It’s A Madhouse! A Madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2023 06:22 PM (R/m4+)

14
President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday.

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They mustn't home-school them. Home-mutilation is fine, though.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2023 06:22 PM (4Aqsh)

15 NO ONE is above the law.
_____

Ha, haha, haHAHhAHHAHHahHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Clinton Crime Family at April 06, 2023 06:22 PM (fs1hN)

16 BTW, Ace:

[Real] Male confirmation made:

@Breaking911 · 47m
The District Attorney’s Office has charged 19-year-old William Whitworth with attempted murder for allegedly planning attacks on three Colorado Springs schools. Whitworth identifies as female and goes by “Lily,” officials said.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:23 PM (Vwz3I)

17 I'm excited about RFK actually

I would honestly support him

in the primary certainly!!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 06, 2023 06:23 PM (w0NJk)

18 How does "genocide" work in the case of deliberately sterile, non-reproducing population?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 06, 2023 06:23 PM (A8jjG)

19 Maybe Il eill register as Den *spit* and vote for RFKjr

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (yu8eA)

20 "No one is above the law...", is there a more abused phrase in the English language?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (jTmQV)

21 The Joe Biden who ran for Pres in 1987 would never approve of what he's doing now.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (KAi1n)

22 "I don't hate Dylan Mulvaney."

How can a person NOT hate that groomer?

Very sorry to hear about NIST going woke.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (MvF+J)

23 Kinzinger is a POS, no better than Cheney. Run to your little CNN masters, asshole.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (VWp7G)

24 How about Never for children to get a sex change operation, over 21 have at it because your life will be a disaster but your a adult so it's your choice.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (xhxe8)

25 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 28m
BREAKING: Rapper Coolio's Cause of Death Revealed

On Thursday, the coroner’s office in Los Angeles reported that Coolio, the rapper who gained global recognition with his Grammy-winning song “Gangsta’s Paradise” in the 1990s, died due to the...

theduke @magadukey Replying to @Breaking911
For those who don’t want to click:
fentanyl, heroin, and methamphetamine.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (Vwz3I)

26 Homosaurus
-
This is the big bad in the next Jurassic World movie, right?


If you thought being eaten alive by a prehistoric monster was the worst way to die, you ain't seen nothing yet!

Jurassic World: Anal Invasion

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 06:25 PM (Bd6X8)

27 Somehow this will be blamed on Frank White and Doug Flutie right after the never ending blame thrown at Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 06:25 PM (3byMq)

28 Chris Sale is done. The whole team sucks. I am thinking of rooting for the Birds this year.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 06, 2023 06:25 PM (Eeb9P)

29 >>>theduke @magadukey Replying to @Breaking911
For those who don’t want to click:
fentanyl, heroin, and methamphetamine.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I)


Shocked. Shocked, I say!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2023 06:25 PM (VWp7G)

30 I thought Homosaurus went extinct.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)


It is believed to have survived up until about 2000BCE on a small island in Java. A midget version anyway.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

31
Remind me again the age to legally buy cigarettes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 06:26 PM (YU4yD)

32 ...and also cautions against "using terms that assign a gender to inanimate objects, such as male/female connectors."

Aaah, so how am I supposed to tell the guy behind the counter which connector I need ?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 06, 2023 06:26 PM (nfrXX)

33 The Biden administration is spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to translate the Homosaurus, a self-described "vocabulary of LGBTQ+ terms" that includes phrases such as "anal fisting" and "jizz," into Spanish, documents show.

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Children's toys --

Out: Tyrannosaurus.
In: Tyrannosaurus.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 06:26 PM (/Ahyr)

34 The fentanyl thing has been mentioned recently concerning Prince, too.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 06:26 PM (3byMq)

35 ...and also cautions against "using terms that assign a gender to inanimate objects, such as male/female connectors."

The correct terms are "the connector with a penis" and "the connector that bleeds."

Posted by: Half Dozen at April 06, 2023 06:27 PM (eHovo)

36 How can a person NOT hate that groomer?

Very sorry to hear about NIST going woke.
Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket


One statement that deflects charges 'hAtE' isn't the basis of declaring someone 'woke.'

Calm your titties.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2023 06:27 PM (jzzG8)

37 Apparently.... dicks rule.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 06, 2023 06:27 PM (Q4IgG)

38 From the last thread:

Make an intelligent point, make us laugh, or go away.
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 05:56 PM (yUjc0)


If this is the rule, I'm in big trouble.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 06:27 PM (0KUO3)

39 Shit, damn auto cucumber.

In: Trannysaurus.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 06:27 PM (/Ahyr)

40 Homosaurus was displaced by Trannysaurus Rex.

Posted by: fd, still not trans at April 06, 2023 06:28 PM (iayUP)

41 If this is the rule, I'm in big trouble.
Posted by: Jordan61

You and me both.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2023 06:28 PM (Ggr3u)

42 19 Maybe Il eill register as Den *spit* and vote for RFKjr
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (yu8eA)

The only rational response to GOP working to imprison Trump and with the DEMs to thwart the populist DJT base is for that base to register as DEMs and run RFK jrs and Tulsi types.

Become Blue Dog Dems and then move the DEMs rightward over time.

The GOP want to be the social liberals anyway.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 06:28 PM (1ais2)

43 Aaah, so how am I supposed to tell the guy behind the counter which connector I need ?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 06, 2023 06:26 PM (nfrXX)



Inny or outy?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

44 I suspect Israel is about to kick major stinky ass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 06, 2023 06:29 PM (sWM8x)

45 I am writing a manifesto. Anything you guys want to add?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 06, 2023 06:29 PM (/UtnQ)

46 >>How can a person NOT hate that groomer?


I don't know about hate.

But if it ran through my garden I'd kill it with a rake and throw it in the chipper.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2023 06:29 PM (SIRiz)

47 So far they've kicked one TN Dem rep out and another
one barely missed by one vote. Working on the third and he is speaking now. He is ridiculous. Started off by singing power to the people.

Posted by: Big Alfredo at April 06, 2023 06:29 PM (Vdukr)

48 >>>2 What's this #Fella shit stand for in the HomoCon sphere of Twitter?

I don't know. I figure someone called him "fella" and now he's "wearing that like a badge of honor." But no idea.

Posted by: ace at April 06, 2023 06:29 PM (iHBZj)

49 32 They're going to ban negative numbers next year, because of the cultural stigma around negativity. Also to be abolished: transitivity, because all numbers are exactly equal; none are less, none are more.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 06:29 PM (MvF+J)

50 How many things can kids do or are done to kids today that are worse than cigarettes? Weed, trannyism, TikToc, mdma, CRT, veganism anything else?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 06, 2023 06:30 PM (Eeb9P)

51 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
LATEST UPDATES:
- Israeli police raid Al-Aqsa mosque.
- Rockets fired from Gaza into Israel
- Israel launched air strikes into Gaza
- Dozens of rockets fired from Lebanon into Israel
- US says Israel has right to defend itself after rockets fired from Lebanon
- Israeli Foreign Ministry in message to embassies: Israel will respond to attack from Lebanon

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 58m
BREAKING 🚨 Explosion heard in Gaza, where Israel army says carrying out strikes: AFP

Explosion heard in Gaza, where Israel army says carrying out strikes: AFP - Insider Paper
This is a breaking news story.. check back for updates

BREAKING 🚨 Footage of Israeli airstrikes in Gaza
https://tinyurl.com/3t8xw9bj

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:30 PM (Vwz3I)

52 Connector shaming/neutering.
What's next screwdrivers since it involves math? +/-

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 06:30 PM (3byMq)

53 42 19 Maybe Il eill register as Den *spit* and vote for RFKjr
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (yu8eA)

The only rational response to GOP working to imprison Trump and with the DEMs to thwart the populist DJT base is for that base to register as DEMs and run RFK jrs and Tulsi types.

Become Blue Dog Dems and then move the DEMs rightward over time.

The GOP want to be the social liberals anyway.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 06:28 PM (1ais2)

Dems tend to rig their primaries though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2023 06:30 PM (eYoxG)

54 >>>[Real] Male confirmation made:

@Breaking911 · 47m
The District Attorney's Office has charged 19-year-old William Whitworth with attempted murder for allegedly planning attacks on three Colorado Springs schools. Whitworth identifies as female and goes by "Lily," officials said.


Oh, thank you.


Posted by: ace at April 06, 2023 06:30 PM (iHBZj)

55 45 I am writing a manifesto. Anything you guys want to add?
---
Write it at night so the FBI won't find it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 06, 2023 06:30 PM (sWM8x)

56 The fentanyl was what killed Coolio. Prob cut into his other drugs. Doubt he knew.

China kills another American.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 06:31 PM (1ais2)

57 Adam Kinzinger has committed many, many cries, but he's not behind bars yet.

Posted by: Lacrimating Adam at April 06, 2023 06:31 PM (VsUo2)

58 Christina Pushaw
@ChristinaPushaw
I don't hate Dylan Mulvaney.

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That makes one of us, you pussy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 06:31 PM (Bq7c/)

59 @TheInsiderPaper · 1 minute
BREAKING UPDATES 🚨 Israel launched air strikes on the Gaza Strip late Thursday after vowing to retaliate over a barrage of cross-border rockets fired from Lebanon, which it blamed on Palestinian groups
https://tinyurl.com/4ps7rc4m

@TheInsiderPaper · 10m
JUST IN — Iron Dome intercept rockets fired from Gaza
https://tinyurl.com/53w8ajny [video]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:32 PM (Vwz3I)

60 Dems tend to rig their primaries though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2023 06:30 PM (eYoxG)

Both sides do.

But if there is only one effective party. You join that one.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 06:32 PM (1ais2)

61 How about despise? That's not quite hate.

Posted by: fd, still not trans at April 06, 2023 06:32 PM (iayUP)

62 If I have this right, prescribing off label use of Ivermectin a cheap and proven safe drug gets you attention from the medical boards to take your license away but prescribing off label use of hormones for the impossible task of changing a child's sex makes you a hero.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:32 PM (fs1hN)

63 FWP: I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

64 I am registered under Working Family Party

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 06, 2023 06:33 PM (Eeb9P)

65 Three words, IDF: Shock and awe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 06, 2023 06:33 PM (sWM8x)

66
fentanyl, heroin, and methamphetamine

See how shitty Chinese drugs are? You have to combine them in lethal doses to get high.

/ Don't try this at home.

God damn, the pusher
God damn, hey, I say the pusher
I said God damn
God damn the pusher man

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 06, 2023 06:33 PM (enJYY)

67 >>>I do hate the fact that so many mega-corporations, in lockstep with the Biden Administration, have somehow decided that Dylan Mulvaney should be the most successful "woman" in social media marketing.

>And in the end, isn't this really the story of the Biden Administration?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 06:33 PM (uAY3R)

68 The fentanyl thing has been mentioned recently concerning Prince, too.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 06:26 PM


They had to use the narcan pen to revive a student who had OD'ed at the Carrollton middle school in the DFW metroplex yesterday. The second case in a month.



This happened in a middle school during the school day. Pretty soon they are going to have to stock narcan pens in grade school.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 06:34 PM (ncXxy)

69 McMaster Carr has everything

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 06, 2023 06:34 PM (Eeb9P)

70 Mitch being incommunicado right now is surely coincidence.

He wouldn't have ok'd the legal hit on DJT.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 06:34 PM (1ais2)

71 Oh, thank you.

Posted by: ace
---------
That's what she said!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:34 PM (Vwz3I)

72 If I have this right, prescribing off label use of Ivermectin a cheap and proven safe drug gets you attention from the medical boards to take your license away but prescribing off label use of hormones for the impossible task of changing a child's sex makes you a hero.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:32 PM (fs1hN)


Also, giving a diabeetus drug to celebrities who want to lose weight but ran out of coke is totes okay.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (0KUO3)

73
I saw "A Kaleidoscope of Stinky Swill-Waters" as the opening short show for "Oklahoma!" in '77.

Posted by: DEFINITELY NOT Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (pNxlR)

74 Not just cigarettes, if a 6yo can decide on a sex change serve the kid whatever alcohol they need because they will need a few stiff drinks.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (xhxe8)

75 Why doesn't Kinzinger just get one with it and transition already?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (eGTCV)

76 Wah wah hate is bad.

Wrong.

It's good to hate Dylan Mulvaney. It doesn't mean you're going to fly into a rage and do something evil like trannies love doing.

It just means you hate Mulvaney and everyone like him, and everyone behind their elevation and glorification.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (Bq7c/)

77 >>>The guidance, for example, tells federal employees not to use the words "blacklist" or "whitelist" because of the racial connotations and also cautions against "using terms that assign a gender to inanimate objects, such as male/female connectors."

How about we call the connectors sodomizers and sodomizees. Would that work for you, sweet cheeks?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (gv7Yb)

78 >>@TheInsiderPaper · 10m
JUST IN — Iron Dome intercept rockets fired from Gaza
https://tinyurl.com/53w8ajny [video]

Damn. A good friend went to Israel for Passover.

Biden's weakness is going to get a lot of people killed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

79 If someone in the media uses the phrase "anti-science" you can pretty reliably understand that to mean the opposite of what the idiot talking head is speaking about.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:36 PM (fs1hN)

80 All the adderal is going to UKR to make Captagon for the cannon fodder.

Pervitin 2.0

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 06:36 PM (1ais2)

81 Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru · 1h
JUST IN: Twitter removes the Dogecoin $DOGE website logo.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:36 PM (Vwz3I)

82 Jake Tapper is a liar but I'm quite sure he knows nothing about the science behind the MrNA or vaccines or that flu epidemic.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 06:36 PM (eGTCV)

83 "Republican Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signed legislation Wednesday banning sex-change operations and hormone for minors."
Good thing Pence isn't governor or this would have been repealed already.

Posted by: Pencive Platitudes at April 06, 2023 06:37 PM (VsUo2)

84 Place connector A in connector B, unless your connector A identifies as a connector C, in which case you will need a connector D adapter.

Posted by: The instructions at April 06, 2023 06:38 PM (iayUP)

85 @TheInsiderPaper · 5h
JUST IN - “The Wire” star Lance Reddick's cause of death has been revealed as heart disease - TMZ

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:38 PM (Vwz3I)

86 Grump 928,. Try tractor supply or ace or quality hardware stores.

Posted by: whig at April 06, 2023 06:38 PM (5I0sQ)

87 >>>Swim England has ruled that biological males cannot race in the women's category. They are establishing three categories: Male, Female, and "Open,"

I'd have gone with Whatever instead of Open, but that'll work.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2023 06:39 PM (gv7Yb)

88 Frank Thomas, that is.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 06:39 PM (3byMq)

89 20 "No one is above the law...", is there a more abused phrase in the English language?
Posted by: gourmand du jour



When I hear it, I just assume the user of the phrase means the complete opposite. Saves time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 06:39 PM (uia9V)

90 I want pictures when Adam cuts off his junk.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 06, 2023 06:40 PM (G0Ky/)

91 Dylan's hair smells great! That's a fact, no malarky! I mean it, no joke! Plus she still has a penis! She's a model woman, Jack!

Posted by: Joe at April 06, 2023 06:40 PM (fs1hN)

92 Homosaurus Fun Fact:

The Biden Administration has ruled that "Felch" is universal in every language!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 06:40 PM (uAY3R)

93
Want to LOL?

Back in 1979, this dood WASN'T a queer, just a guy in shorts:

https://youtu.be/KqP9Rk9kMGQ?t=34

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 06:40 PM (YU4yD)

94 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1643325697363161088

Hah. Good one, Elon.

Posted by: trev006 at April 06, 2023 06:41 PM (DTm0P)

95
JUST IN - “The Wire” star Lance Reddick's cause of death has been revealed as heart disease - TMZ

Ah, so suicide, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 06:41 PM (YU4yD)

96 >>>The Biden administration is spending hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to translate the Homosaurus, a self-described "vocabulary of LGBTQ+ terms" that includes phrases such as "anal fisting" and "jizz," into Spanish, documents show.

And to think, I used to stress about all the federal dollars being wasted on Cowboy Poetry.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2023 06:42 PM (gv7Yb)

97 If this is the rule, I'm in big trouble.
Posted by: Jordan61

You and me both.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Nonsense !

I think you're both great !

Posted by: JT at April 06, 2023 06:42 PM (T4tVD)

98 I'd prefer it if low IQ reporters would honestly say they're just saying what their handlers in the government have told them to say than pretending they actually know what they're talking about.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 06:43 PM (eGTCV)

99 85 @TheInsiderPaper · 5h
JUST IN - “The Wire” star Lance Reddick's cause of death has been revealed as heart disease - TMZ
Posted by: andycanuck



This is sad. He was a solid actor.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 06:43 PM (uia9V)

100 Mitch being incommunicado right now is surely coincidence.

*************

I’m hoping that’s because his brain is still leaking and he’ll soon be on the wrong side of the grass

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 06:43 PM (VTu1l)

101 "President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide when is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes."

Totally agree--as a parent I say it should be every Nevuary 32nd.

Posted by: Timing is everything at April 06, 2023 06:44 PM (VsUo2)

102 Homosaurus?! What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2023 06:44 PM (Wnv9h)

103 Ah, so suicide, then.

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Suicide by clot shot I reckon

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 06:44 PM (VTu1l)

104 Sooth I was thinking Fake Vax Clot

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 06:45 PM (xhxe8)

105 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/
1643325697363161088

Hah. Good one, Elon.
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There's a hilarious reply that gets an Elon response too!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:45 PM (Vwz3I)

106 98 I'd prefer it if low IQ reporters would honestly say they're just saying what their handlers in the government have told them to say than pretending they actually know what they're talking about.
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I propose the descriptive "State Media" replace "Mainstream Media".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:46 PM (fs1hN)

107
I don't how Lance Derrick died, but I do know it wasn't "heart disease." Why? Because that's what The Media told me, that's why.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 06:46 PM (YU4yD)

108 Jeepers. The world is nucking futs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Ggr3u)


Always has been. And yes, that is an Ohio flag on my space suit for some reason.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 06:46 PM (xhaym)

109 The National Institute of Science and Technology shows us why we're paying tens of millions of dollars per year to give them cushy sinecures.
_________
We must remember to thank McTurtle for ensuring that, for this year at least, their funding safe from the Republicans in the House.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2023 06:47 PM (TgBWG)

110
"You only see and hear what They want you to see and hear. We are in a War Of Information."
-- Soothsayer, 2021

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 06:47 PM (YU4yD)

111 President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday.

Anyone who thinks it's ever appropriate to administer toxic drugs and do mutilation surgery to children should be boiled in PCB oil, and then strapped to a pole and used as a Tiki Torch, upwind of DC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 06:47 PM (tkR6S)

112 Evening.

The Hard Times: Did Limp Bizkit Predict the Future? Because Everything Is Fucked and Everybody Sucks

https://tinyurl.com/mr2k54ea

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2023 06:48 PM (C6KQb)

113 106 98 I'd prefer it if low IQ reporters would honestly say they're just saying what their handlers in the government have told them to say than pretending they actually know what they're talking about.
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What was it Ace called a reporter the other day--"state stenographer," I think. I thought that was pretty good.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 06, 2023 06:48 PM (sWM8x)

114 "I'd prefer it if low IQ reporters would honestly say they're just saying what their handlers in the government have told them to say than pretending they actually know what they're talking about."

At least ditch the compound questions.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 06:48 PM (MvF+J)

115
stenographer, or hagiographer

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 06:49 PM (YU4yD)

116 Why? Because that's what The Media told me, that's why.

********

I always thought the death of Brittany Murphy was a bit… off

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 06:49 PM (VTu1l)

117 Justin Baragona looks like a penis-gulper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 06:49 PM (tkR6S)

118 44. From your lips to G-d's ears.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at April 06, 2023 06:49 PM (GshMh)

119 Muse nails it -
https://youtu.be/ac4E_UsmB1g

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

120 Robert Kennedy Jr., a Noted Vaccine Skeptic, Files to Run for President. This is a problem. I cannot believe the family or the party has not tried to talk him out of this. His name recognition alone will cause confusion and the uninformed will vote for him. Why the hell is he doing this?

I seriously don't think he will get much support in the primaries. He is a conspiracy vaccine nutcase

His last name is the most famous name in American politics, he's part of a dynasty and considered by some to be American royalty. He can raise money.

Tell that to George P Bush....regardless of what YOU think of the Bush's, they're every bit as much a political dynasty

LOL he and Marianne Williamson can debate each other This run is another joke

I wish people on here would stop disparaging Marianne Williamson. She basically wants the same things most of us do. It's not a good look to keep bashing her.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 06, 2023 06:49 PM (NCgXW)

121 How does Kinzinger manage to remember to breathe? The guy is obviously an idiot, because neither party likes him enough to run interference if he's ever indicted. And I believe Kinzinger is implicated in some serious crimes.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 06, 2023 06:50 PM (2YtOq)

122 Regime catamite Jake Tapper also joined in on the Coordinated Two-Minute Hate:
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I find it hard to believe that Jake can last two minutes. Not even with Don Le Mon.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2023 06:50 PM (TgBWG)

123 President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday.


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And if your doctor tries to use a medicine during what is supposedly a pandemic without any treatment then that doctor should lose his license to practice.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 06:50 PM (wXOk6)

124 Suicide by clot shot I reckon
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

104 Sooth I was thinking Fake Vax Clot
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Maybe an old photo and black [men?] do have heart troubles but he looked fairly fit in 2022 and youngish -- 60.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:50 PM (Vwz3I)

125 Plus I think calling Tapper a State Media Spokesman would drive that wound up turd crazy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:50 PM (fs1hN)

126 Homosaurus
-
This is the big bad in the next Jurassic World movie, right?
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2023 06:20 PM (kOpft)

Had to go homo. Arms too short to fap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 06:50 PM (tkR6S)

127 110
"You only see and hear what They want you to see and hear. We are in a War Of Information."
-- Soothsayer, 2021
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 06:47 PM (YU4yD)

We are all forced to react to whatever information is dished out… unless we dig for other sources info. Needless to say, 90% of America does. not. do. that. Ever

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2023 06:51 PM (PCK5/)

128 We must remember to thank McTurtle for ensuring that, for this year at least, their funding safe from the Republicans in the House.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 06, 2023 06:47 PM (TgBWG)



IIRC, the Republicans didn't just agree with all the Democrat spending, they insisted that it be increased.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

129 The trajectory from “it’s not happening “ to “parents and doctors should decide” to “we will trans your kid in a blue state without parental consent” was — what? — under 6 months!!

Holy sh$t the apocalypse is coming soon.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2023 06:51 PM (e0N/v)

130 Mitch's demise can't come soon enough.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

131 Anyone who thinks it's ever appropriate to administer toxic drugs and do mutilation surgery to children should be boiled in PCB oil, and then strapped to a pole and used as a Tiki Torch, upwind of DC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 06:47 PM (tkR6S)

Hmm, thats a nice modification on my rows of the impaled. light'em up, let them be seen from space.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2023 06:51 PM (VwHCD)

132 France24: Man charged after taking platypus on train ride, shopping trip

https://tinyurl.com/52w28754

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2023 06:51 PM (C6KQb)

133 Reddick was great in “ Fringe”.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (PCK5/)

134 From the last thread:

Make an intelligent point, make us laugh, or go away.
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 05:56 PM (yUjc0)

If this is the rule, I'm in big trouble.


I can't seem to do any of these.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (Bd6X8)

135 I've never understood the love thy enemy thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (Bq7c/)

136 Tell that to George P Bush....regardless of what YOU think of the Bush's, they're every bit as much a political dynasty
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Please clap.

Posted by: !jeb bush! at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (Vwz3I)

137 The District Attorney’s Office has charged 19-year-old William Whitworth with attempted murder for allegedly planning attacks on three Colorado Springs schools. Whitworth identifies as female and goes by “Lily,” officials said.


Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:23 PM (Vwz3I)

If he "transitioned" into a hottie, would he be known as a Whitworth Wench?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (tkR6S)

138 Have you filled out a FOIA request from the 3 letter agency of your choice today? Remember government harassment can work both ways. Lazy, do nothing, swamp creatures need to be doing work to earn their outrageous salaries and pensions. Drown the Swamp in paper work.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (CecP5)

139 "Homosaurus Rex" was Gary Glitter's first glam-rock band

Posted by: Rock and Roll Parts 2+2=6 at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (VsUo2)

140 And I believe Kinzinger is implicated in some serious crimes.
Posted by: Blake



I would speculate that he was caught in bed with a dead girl AND a live boy but that would be celebrated now. Beautiful and brave, etc. So, I don't know.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (uia9V)

141 President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes
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So what if a parent says "no age"?

Ah so the freedom lovers aren't actually leaving it up to parents at all...

Posted by: ... at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (BXxcV)

142 From the last thread:

Make an intelligent point, make us laugh, or go away.
Posted by: Doof at April 06, 2023 05:56 PM (yUjc0)

If this is the rule, I'm in big trouble.

I can't seem to do any of these.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (Bd6X


Can you do the Chicken Dance?

Cuz, you know, in a pinch, we'll accept that.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (mm6iK)

143 The problem with RFK is he's like Bernie, an old (well sorta) fashioned soft socialist. He didn't get the memo that the whole Democrat party is officially Fascist now.

His commentary on Fauci, Gates, Pharma et al, is refreshing coming from the left. But his style of old fashioned liberalism isn't likely to play well with the New Democrat party.


But he can take some great shots at Biden along the way.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (AmpGx)

144 135 I've never understood the love thy enemy thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 06:52 PM (Bq7c/)

It's in imitation of God's divine love. Keep in mind love doesn't mean going along with whatever someone wants though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (eYoxG)

145 Mitch is on my Wish he would stroke out any day list

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (xhxe8)

146 FWP: I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Give your local Ace Hardware store a look. They have a very well stocked selection of that kind of stuff. You'll never use another location for that again.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (3CCua)

147 >>>"Republican Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signed legislation Wednesday banning sex-change operations and hormone for minors."
Good thing Pence isn't governor or this would have been repealed already.

Posted by: Pencive Platitudes

>Good thing that Mayor Pete transitioned to Michigan.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 06:54 PM (uAY3R)

148 Maybe an old photo and black [men?] do have heart troubles but he looked fairly fit in 2022

*********

It’s my belief that the clot shot exacerbates already pre-existing cardiac issues or those pre-disposed to a higher risk of cardiac disease

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 06:54 PM (VTu1l)

149 Can you do the Chicken Dance?

Cuz, you know, in a pinch, we'll accept that.


RUFKM? I can't even do the potty dance.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 06:54 PM (Bd6X8)

150 Oh crap, the latest potential shooter was in Colorado?

This state is broken, starting with Columbine…

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2023 06:54 PM (e0N/v)

151 Drown the Swamp in paper work.
Posted by: An Observation

And when they don't bother?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (KAi1n)

152 Drown the Swamp in paper work.
Posted by: An Observation

That's also called wrecking.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (KAi1n)

153 146 FWP: I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I thought all nuts had to be readily removable now.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (eGTCV)

154 France24: Man charged after taking platypus on train ride, shopping trip
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They couldn't decide whether to put it into the otter seating, duck, or lizard section.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)

155
And to think, I used to stress about all the federal dollars being wasted on Cowboy Poetry.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Remember, these are the good old days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (D9jtQ)

156 Give your local Ace Hardware store a look. They have a very well stocked selection of that kind of stuff. You'll never use another location for that again.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (3CCua)



I went there first. Mine has the M10-1.50 in stock, but not the 1.25.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

157 I propose the descriptive "State Media" replace "Mainstream Media".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:46 PM (fs1hN)

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One of the commenters here a few years ago came up with a good one that I often stole: Progda.

I originally started calling him the Sycophantic LSM Whores, and now use MDM-MSM. But State Media is a good one as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (iDDF7)

158 I've never understood the love thy enemy thing.

You remember clobbering your annoying brother who kept poking you, and complaining to Mom to bail him out? You did that out of love. Do you understand now?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 06:56 PM (CecP5)

159 I would speculate that he was caught in bed with a dead girl AND a live boy but that would be celebrated now. Beautiful and brave, etc. So, I don't know.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (uia9V)


Isn't it a rumor that it was an underage boy who had an OD? And it took some specialists to clean it up?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 06:56 PM (xhaym)

160 Seattle's KOMO 4 News reported that an organized crime gang breached the wall of an Apple store via a neighboring espresso machine shop at Alderwood Mall in Lynnwood, Seattle.

"Our front door was locked. They pried our front door open.

"[It was a] 24 by 18 hole cut in the wall into what appears to be the back room of the Apple store. I'm surprised we were the conduit for them to get to the Apple store. I had no clue we were so close or adjacent to them," Seattle Coffee Gear Regional Manager Eric Marks explained.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2023 06:56 PM (WzJYQ)

161 I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Good hardware store

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 06:56 PM (cPGH3)

162 FWP: I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

You mean the ones with the slight crimp/squash to them that blow ass because you need to ratchet them off the entire length of the bolt?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2023 06:57 PM (VwHCD)

163 They couldn't decide whether to put it into the otter seating, duck, or lizard section.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 06:55 PM (Vwz3I)


He should have taken the Mono-treme

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 06:57 PM (xhaym)

164 FWP: I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Could be worse, could be LH thread.

But I know what you mean, I've had trouble finding locking flange nuts also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2023 06:57 PM (D9jtQ)

165 organized crime gang breached the wall of an Apple store

**********

That’s a lot of trouble to heist worthless Chinese shit

Have they never watched the Italian Job?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 06:58 PM (VTu1l)

166 "President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday."
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So, should parents also determine the appropriate age of consent for sexual relations for their child?

Posted by: Javems at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (xgBZ9)

167 FWP: I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I had the same problem trying to find a flux capacitor for an 71 Oldsmobile Delta 88.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (ncXxy)

168 Grump what are you looking for?

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (xhxe8)

169 161 I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.

Try NAPA. They are only open 30 minutes per day, and are closed for lunch for 30 minutes of that, though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (WzJYQ)

170 There seems to be something wrong with Kinzinger--beyond the grifting I mean.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (eGTCV)

171 Why doesn't Kinzinger just get one with it and transition already?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 06:35 PM (eGTCV)

He needs to transition to "compost".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (tkR6S)

172 Apropos of nothing, the old Ace Hardware here was more or less the mafia cabstand for the guy that owned most of downtown. Hardly anyone ever actually bought anything there but he needed to be somewhere, so he kept the store open as a place for him to hang out.

If they happened to have what you needed, you were paying 1970s prices, since nothing had ever been retagged.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

173 Give your local Ace Hardware store a look

*******

I didn’t know ace had a hardware store

Is that where he got the idea to build his shelves?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (VTu1l)

174 {22}... Very sorry to hear about NIST going woke.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 06:24 PM (MvF+J)


Likewise. They're my go-to for reliable internet time servers, and they run the WWVB radio station that broadcasts the time signal on 60KHz that pretty much any clock or clock-radio that has an "atomic clock automatic time set" feature uses for nightly synchronization.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (nRMeC)

175 "I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety."

One word: welding.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (MvF+J)

176
You mean the ones with the slight crimp/squash to them that blow ass because you need to ratchet them off the entire length of the bolt?
Posted by: Berserker
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Heh. My problem is finding self-threading trilobular bolts

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2023 07:00 PM (D9jtQ)

177 "I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety."

Can you fashion a crude forge and lathe?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 07:00 PM (iayUP)

178 Grump what are you looking for?
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (xhxe


A locking M10x1.25 flange bolt to hold the exhaust hanger onto the little scooter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

179 I propose the descriptive "State Media" replace "Mainstream Media".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 06, 2023 06:46 PM

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The media has very homogeneous views / opinions. Call them homo media.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (mUyW/)

180 Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, egg-layin' monotreme
What'd I say?

Monotreme
What's it called?
Monotreme
That's right! Monotreme

Monotreme!
Monotreme!!
Monotreme!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (mm6iK)

181 >> I've never understood the love thy enemy thing.


We are more of a Love Thy Self crowd around here.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (SIRiz)

182
You mean the ones with the slight crimp/squash to them that blow ass because you need to ratchet them off the entire length of the bolt?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Yeah, Harley Davidson fasteners.

*ducks and zigzags away off*

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (3CCua)

183 Around these here parts, the Ace Hardware stores have the best shelves full of things with threads...

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (cPGH3)

184 Classified documents detailing secret American and NATO plans have appeared on Twitter and Telegram.

Ukraine War Plans Leak Prompts Pentagon Investigation - The New York Times

Posted by: Neo at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (RovqD)

185 "I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety."

One word: welding.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 06:59 PM (MvF+J)

two words: Loc-tite.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (VwHCD)

186 We are more of a Love Thy Self crowd around here.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (SIRiz)



*hides hairy palm*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

187 I've always been more of an "eye for an eye" guy. You hate me and want to destroy my way of life?

Fine. There's room for two in that gutter, fuckface. Let's see who climbs out of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (Bq7c/)

188 Kinzinger comes across as a wee fey wanker.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (eGTCV)

189
Amazon has that Nut.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (YU4yD)

190 Yeah, Harley Davidson fasteners.

*ducks and zigzags away off*

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (3CCua)

This dude knows...he knows..he fucking knows.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (VwHCD)

191 174 Yes, they do all kinds of cool stuff at NIST. Arguable whether we need a govt agency to do that stuff, but they had my respect.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (MvF+J)

192 Amazon has that Nut.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 07:02 PM (YU4yD)



In a 10 pack.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

193 Can you fashion a crude forge and lathe?
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 07:00 PM (iayUP)


For those who have Amazon Prime, "Never Surrender" is a great documentary on the making of Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 07:03 PM (PiwSw)

194 Scooters. The reminds me. I saw a parade of Vespas today. A bunch of different kinds. I didn't see all of them but saw at least 20 go by.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 07:03 PM (iayUP)

195 always been more of an "eye for an eye" guy.

*******

I draw the line at dick for a dick

Now boobs for boobs, I might be able to work with that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 06, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l)

196 I haven't seen any write ups about but is Mulvaney gay or a freakish incel ? Don't really care but nobody has said anything about it. I actually am looking forward to this freak having it cut off and then seeing if he's so happy. "I can't do a commercial right now I have an infection in my faux vagina from anal leakage"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 07:03 PM (386ly)

197 Oli London @OliLondonTV
Let’s talk about Nike…a brand that treats men like Dylan Mulvaney that pretend to be women better than it treats women.

In 2018, Nike Brand Ambassador and Model + 10 x Olympic Medalist 🥇Allyson Felix got pregnant.

Nike then offered her 70% less pay than her original contract with the brand and gave her no guarantees of paying her if her performance as a brand ambassador declined during her pregnancy and gave her no maternity protections.

Instead of being treated so unfairly, Allyson left Nike and 2 years later launched her own incredibly successful women’s brand, Athleta 👚

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 07:04 PM (Vwz3I)

198 "“I am not referring to all of you; I know those I have chosen. But this is to fulfill this passage of Scripture: ‘He who shared my bread has turned against me.’

John 13:18

Posted by: Marcus T at April 06, 2023 07:04 PM (IpdaE)

199 "Can you fashion a crude forge and lathe?"

Metric forge is surprisingly difficult to fabricate.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 07:04 PM (MvF+J)

200 I hate that you need to buy a bunch when you need 1

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 07:04 PM (xhxe8)

201 And when they don't bother?

They still have to read the agency mail, even if they don't do what they're supposed to do, and getting millions of pieces of mail every day can get really annoying for government sloths.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 07:05 PM (CecP5)

202 Kari Lake @KariLake · 20h
I have to share something hilarious with you guys.

I’m in Iowa with hundreds of voters tonight for a rally. There was an open bar that RAN OUT of beer…

Except for one brand… @budlight

Go woke, go BROKE. Sad!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 07:05 PM (Vwz3I)

203 Athleta had hot chicks in their catalogs back in the day.

I had a thing for Allyson Felix too.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 07:06 PM (1ais2)

204 Donald Trump committed many crimes,

-
Just not any non-imaginary ones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 06, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7)

205 "Whitworth identifies as female and goes by "Lily," officials said."

I got that wrong with Hale, because the black cop said (when asked how she identifies) that she identifies as female. I guess he was confused on the lingo or something. But this time it was a male, identifying as female? I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2023 07:06 PM (Cus5s)

206 I hate that you need to buy a bunch when you need 1
Posted by: Skip
------
*today*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2023 07:06 PM (miw4b)

207 The government really needs to understand at a gut level how many of us there are, and how few of them exist.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (CecP5)

208 I don't like women with 5'oclock shadows and testicles.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

209 Those rockets paid for in part with Obama's massive cash dump on Iran no doubt.

Posted by: Material support something state sponsor of terrorism something at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (V6LRK)

210 "Can you fashion a crude forge and lathe?"
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Out of stone knives and bearskins??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (Vwz3I)

211 "I hate that you need to buy a bunch when you need 1"

Our hardware store has a Hillman display with individual parts. You have to check your picks carefully, because people never put parts back in the correct bins.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

212
This dude knows...he knows..he fucking knows.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Sorry. I learned the hard way never to trust the friction nuts with the neoprene insert on my '83 Shovel. I resorted to taking a punch and dimpleing the nut AND using lc-tite. I swear that thing was as bad as a 13 year old boy discovering girls for getting its parts out and loose.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (3CCua)

213 I hate that you need to buy a bunch when you need 1
Posted by: Skip

My local hardware likes to joke that after I leave they can shut off the lights and go home, cause they've made their day.
Usually under $1, almost always under $10.00.
Bolts, nuts, washers. About all I buy there.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (cPGH3)

214 "Whitworth identifies as female and goes by "Lily,"
---

For just a moment, I thought this was about fasteners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (miw4b)

215 All you have to do is mill a nut and tap it.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (iayUP)

216 I have a shit ton of flange nuts at the shop. Two kinds actually. One kind with the teeth on the bottom that bite in, and ones with the plain bottoms. The ones with the teeth are great, but you got to be selective where you use them. No metric ones though, they are forbidden. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2023 07:08 PM (VwHCD)

217 Give your local Ace Hardware store a look. They have a very well stocked selection of that kind of stuff. You'll never use another location for that again.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 06:53 PM (3CCua)

Plus, you'll be able to buy just one, and not a package of ten.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 06, 2023 07:08 PM (OX9vb)

218 204 Donald Trump committed many crimes,

-
Just not any non-imaginary ones.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 06, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7)

His crimes exist!

Existence "in conceptu" is still existence.

If they had existence "in re" it would be better but still.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 07:09 PM (1ais2)

219 >>There seems to be something wrong with Kinzinger--beyond the grifting I mean.

Kinzinger was given access to the Steele dossier at the same time as McCain. He was part of the effort to take Trump down. He lost.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 07:09 PM (ZLI7S)

220
Notice how kingler doesn't even bother to use "allegedly."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 06, 2023 07:10 PM (YU4yD)

221 Homosaurus

One of four gay dinosaurs, the others being:

Megasaurass
Lickalottapuss
Barney

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 06, 2023 07:10 PM (JxBIy)

222 Hmm.

Diana Glebova @DianaGlebova · 6h
An ambulance shows up at the White House

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 07:11 PM (Vwz3I)

223 When does the provocation of trannies like the Bud Light guy get to women on the left? It's like the old days with Mike the Tiger at LSU, how many times can you poke before there is a reaction? Any reaction? I don't start the dishwasher and I'm fucked as an example.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 06, 2023 07:11 PM (oWBc3)

224 I do hope Bud Light feels a major hit in sales.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 07:11 PM (xhxe8)

225 Also, write reasoned requests to the IGs of the different agencies. For example: write the IG of the JustUs department asking why federal prosecutors are ignoring civil rights laws or federal immigration laws.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 07:11 PM (CecP5)

226 Mr. Kinzinger, are Mr. Trump's crimes in the room with us right now?

Posted by: Possible paranoid schizophrenia, florid visual hallucinations, rule out psychosis at April 06, 2023 07:11 PM (V6LRK)

227 184 Classified documents detailing secret American and NATO plans have appeared on Twitter and Telegram.

Ukraine War Plans Leak Prompts Pentagon Investigation - The New York Times
Posted by: Neo



Giggity!

Posted by: ChiCom Balloon at April 06, 2023 07:12 PM (uia9V)

228 Actually, Anselm proved DJTs crimes exist. Just think of a crime nothing greater than which can be conceived. DJT clearly did whatever that is. And a crime existing "in re" is greater than a crume merely existing "in conceptu" therefore DJTs crimes must exist in reality. Case closed! Lock him up. Next case!

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 07:12 PM (1ais2)

229 Sorry. I learned the hard way never to trust the friction nuts with the neoprene insert on my '83 Shovel. I resorted to taking a punch and dimpleing the nut AND using lc-tite. I swear that thing was as bad as a 13 year old boy discovering girls for getting its parts out and loose.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 07:07 PM (3CCua)

You're talking Nylocs. They work great, but "technically" shouldn't be reused. I had a chucklehead come in the shop with a bike I had to work on. Chrome bolts, chrome Nylocs, and he dipped the bolts in red loc-tite. I wanted to burn the bike where it sat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 06, 2023 07:12 PM (VwHCD)

230 I'm in Chicago today. I took some shots with some Serbs at a bar. They're traveling around America doing a film about our musical history. It was fun and interesting talking to them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 07:12 PM (Bq7c/)

231 At some point we are going to learn how involved Kinzinger was with Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

232 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · Apr 5
NYC Murderer Finally Thrown In Prison After Falsifying Business Records

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 07:13 PM (Vwz3I)

233 "Can you do the Chicken Dance? Cuz, you know, in a pinch, we'll accept that." Posted by: naturalfake

just this afternoon I was out by the chickens and I swear I heard one do the first couple bars of the chicken dance, the part before the first pause. ... I mean, it was perfect, and I wondered, "did the song from real chickens?" ... ha

Posted by: illiniwek at April 06, 2023 07:13 PM (Cus5s)

234 Ace hardware is the bomb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 07:14 PM (Bq7c/)

235 And to the whack jobs who destroyed the Bible as an "event". 1) God will not be mocked and 2) do it with the fake god's koran, double dog dare you.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 06, 2023 07:14 PM (oWBc3)

236 Diana Glebova @DianaGlebova · 6h
An ambulance shows up at the White House
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 07:11 PM (Vwz3I)

Joe called Uber Eats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 07:14 PM (tkR6S)

237 >>>"I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety."

Thread distortion with a punch and hammer, or Loctite Red.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 07:14 PM (uAY3R)

238 Right after they ban more lightbulbs look for the banning of drinking water and water used for agriculture to be replaced by Gatorade.

This will offer us as true a timestamp for klown world. We're getting so close.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 07:15 PM (3byMq)

239 Watching Jeopardy and the two time champ looks like Hitler. He actually wiped all his of his social media accounts because of harassment. Lose the mustache Adolf

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 07:16 PM (386ly)

240 235 And to the whack jobs who destroyed the Bible as an "event". 1) God will not be mocked and 2) do it with the fake god's koran, double dog dare you.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 06, 2023 07:14 PM (oWBc3)

Did you just do a what-about-ism?

Note: I have never been able to ynderstand what a what-about-ism is. I just answer yes I am doing that when accused.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 06, 2023 07:16 PM (1ais2)

241 Thread distortion with a punch and hammer, or Loctite Blue Redo/s].
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Fixed it.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 07:16 PM (3CCua)

242 238 Right after they ban more lightbulbs look for the banning of drinking water and water used for agriculture to be replaced by Gatorade.

This will offer us as true a timestamp for klown world. We're getting so close.
Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 07:15 PM (3byMq)

It's what plants crave!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

243 Close tag for the win!

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2023 07:17 PM (3CCua)

244 I don't like women with 5'oclock shadows and testicles.
Posted by: wth

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 06, 2023 07:17 PM (FVME7)

245 Great.

How much are we gonna send Israel now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 06, 2023 07:18 PM (2Nxk5)

246 "they run the WWVB radio station that broadcasts the time signal on 60KHz that pretty much any clock or clock-radio that has an "atomic clock automatic time set""

I grab those little 'atomic clocks' at garage sales when I see them selling for a quarter. I like to see how well they agree with each other.

On WWV's HF stations (5MHz, 10MHz, etc) the signal contains a 100Hz pulse-encoded message that carries some of the same info that WWVB does. The appliance clocks wouldn't sell if they needed an HF antenna, but WWVB at 60KHz is perfect for a small ferrite-rod loopstick.

For time sync now, I use net time, or GPS if mobile. The little GPS dongles cost around $10.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at April 06, 2023 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

247 >>>Close tag for the win!

Posted by: BifBewalski

>The other half of your tag is in the barrel next to the gloryhole.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 06, 2023 07:19 PM (uAY3R)

248 63 FWP: I've been to three autopart stores to get a locking M10-1.25 flange nut and no one has one. Plenty of the non-locking variety.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 06, 2023 06:32 PM (yQpMk)


You're talking the kind with serrations cut on the flange mating surface?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at April 06, 2023 07:20 PM (8C7+r)

249 Indiana becomes the latest state to enact Literal Trans Genocide

I'll report to AOSHQ if any addadicktome parlors open next to the cross border gambling shack. I doubt they'll match the fireworks or gas traffic.

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2023 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

250 Holy shit. Nancy had a bad public appearance. Thanks, Jesse. Truly an lolgf moment.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 07:20 PM (3byMq)

251 The CAFE IS OPEN

Nood

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 07:22 PM (xhxe8)

252 Nood. Upstairs y'all.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 06, 2023 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

253 President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday.

Congrats, Modern Progressives. Seriously. Because I am way, way to the Left of this board when it comes to things like this, in my own way. I'd like schools to stay out of religion entirely - stick to the Three Rs. I insist that, regardless of your religion - which I don't subscribe to - your religious beliefs will not pertain in the slightest as I drink a beer on Sunday or watch porn or anything else I wish to do. As a free man that can pay the freight.

Which is why I am this close to puking in my own mouth when I say ... at some point, it really is OK to step in if parents abuse a child to a certain point. And that point just might be physical mutilation.

This wouldn't even be a debate, if the mutilation was cutting off an arm or a leg.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 07:23 PM (SF4EO)

254 France24: Man charged after taking platypus on train ride, shopping trip

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You let them get by with platapuses, next they'll be smuggling elephants and buffalo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 06, 2023 07:24 PM (FVME7)

255 The government really needs to understand at a gut level how many of us there are, and how few of them exist.

They know, hence mRNA jabs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 07:29 PM (Bd6X8)

256 Did you know federal law (18 USC 1) requires you to report your knowledge of any felony committed by anyone to Federal agents? Failure to do so makes you an indictable co-conspirator with that person. The FBI needs to be swamped with people reporting Biden family felonies, since everyone who has looked at Hunter's laptop has knowledge of those felonies. Anonymously write a letter to the FBI complaining about those specific felonies: lying on a 4473 etc. Keep a copy of your letter. In the letter say this is written to meet your reporting obligation under 18 USC 1.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 07:35 PM (CecP5)

257 Atomic Wedgie>Atomic Clock

Posted by: Ninth Grader at April 06, 2023 07:40 PM (j+jCx)

258 {184} Classified documents detailing secret American and NATO plans have appeared on Twitter and Telegram.

Ukraine War Plans Leak Prompts Pentagon Investigation - The New York Times

Posted by: Neo at April 06, 2023 07:01 PM (RovqD)


Dad, can you buy me another laptop?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 06, 2023 08:05 PM (nRMeC)

259 Lotza locking flange nuts are available from McMaster-Carr -- mcmaster dot com -- and lotza local businesses (besides auto parts stores) have accounts with quick delivery ... Suggest checking with friends and family ... My BIL has graciously ordered lotza hard-to-find stuff for me over the years (he owns a millwork biz).

Posted by: Kathy at April 06, 2023 08:06 PM (JklXp)

260 Another peaceful week under resident Brandon

Posted by: Summer at April 06, 2023 08:06 PM (w+gEL)

261 Robert Kennedy Jr once at in a restaurant in which mafioso also once ate. And his socks are the same color Hitler wore.

Posted by: Zek at April 06, 2023 08:10 PM (lcQJG)

262 "President Joe Biden believes that lawmakers should leave it up to parents and children to decide what age is "appropriate" for a child to undergo sex changes, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Wednesday."

I was ahead of my time, dammit.

Posted by: David Koresh at April 06, 2023 08:11 PM (lcQJG)

263 also cautions against "using terms that assign a gender to inanimate objects, such as male/female connectors."

Unless you have a hermaphroditic connector or something else odd like that, you will have outies going into innies. Plugs into Jacks.
I guess Wikipedia will have to update its page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_connector

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 06, 2023 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

264 Christina Pushaw
@ChristinaPushaw
I don't hate Dylan Mulvaney. I do hate the fact that so many mega-corporations, in lockstep with the Biden Administration, have somehow decided that Dylan Mulvaney should be the most successful "woman" in social media marketing.
Mulvaney makes a mockery of female stereotypes. There are MANY actual women who work hard to build their platforms; why don't they get the same opportunities to work with all these huge brands?

Christina Pushaw is a treasure.

Posted by: m at April 07, 2023 05:01 AM (kSmii)

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