Savage Nature Cafe

2 I don't get the "cats always knock things off shelves" thing, we have had cats all my life and never had one like that. Its like the "coffee makes you poop" thing zoomers are going on about all the time. Never had that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2023 07:23 PM (0hOvj)

3 There are people it seems who have wolves as pets but I wouldn't want to be around them.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 07:23 PM (xhxe8)

4 That rail car thingy looks like fun.

Posted by: Bosk at April 06, 2023 07:23 PM (VMFAF)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 06, 2023 07:23 PM (T4tVD)

6 That lizard waving is creepy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 07:25 PM (ncXxy)

7 That wolf picture is from a wolf conservation place in Westchester NY. I've been there.

Especially impressive critters up close and personal

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 06, 2023 07:25 PM (RqMSv)

8 Christopher our cats never did it on purpose and not often accidentally, but we see enough do it .

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 07:25 PM (xhxe8)

9 Good evening, horde.

My cat will knock pens off a desk so she can play with them, but doesn't make a habit of it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 06, 2023 07:25 PM (OX9vb)

10 PUPPEH!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 07:28 PM (yu8eA)

11 JT

Posted by: hiya at April 06, 2023 07:29 PM (3byMq)

12 The rail car guy just invented the track speeder. Again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 07:29 PM (tkR6S)

13 Pens and plastic bottle caps were often play toys for our cats.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 07:31 PM (xhxe8)

14 The dog looking at his leash then at his owner...
Doggeh will actually lick his leash where it hangs when he wants his walk.
So demanding!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 07:31 PM (yu8eA)

15 Railcar Guy looks like something we will see during the burning times.

Maybe place a skull on the front for effect…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2023 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

16 I don't get the "cats always knock things off shelves" thing, we have had cats all my life and never had one like that. Its like the "coffee makes you poop" thing zoomers are going on about all the time. Never had that.

Most cats don't, but some do. Some try to knock everything off every shelf, all at once:

https://youtu.be/054ihwjDDrQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 07:33 PM (Bd6X8)

17 2 I don't get the "cats always knock things off shelves" thing, we have had cats all my life and never had one like that. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

But there sure are a lot of video of cats doing just that, and I have never seen any other animal in a video knocking things off tables.

I have never seen an eel, or an aardvark, or an elephant sitting on a table knocking stuff off. There must be something to it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 06, 2023 07:34 PM (o/QC2)

18 Heh! Newton Kittuh investigating gravity in the bathroom.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 07:35 PM (uia9V)

19 I wonder if Ace was being double entrendre-ish when he said "Penguins seem to be very loving."

[Fred MacMurray: "I wonder if you wonder."]

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 06, 2023 07:37 PM (o/QC2)

20 Leeeeroooy OOOOXXXXEEEN!!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 06, 2023 07:37 PM (4enNW)

21 Evening.

Blabbermouth: District Of Columbia Attorneys Oppose Dismissal Motion In Connection With Civil Lawsuit Against ICED EARTH's JON SCHAFFER

https://tinyurl.com/mr47dpvp

Short version: They're trying to fuck him as hard as possible.

Posted by: Robert at April 06, 2023 07:37 PM (PIAw2)

22 Cats are like a Stephen Foster song. Some cats, some cats do. Some cats do, some cats do. Some cats, some cats do.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 07:38 PM (KAi1n)

23 Then the rhino is the king of the forest!

-
If you see me coming better step aside
A lotta lions didn't, a lotta of lions died

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 06, 2023 07:39 PM (FVME7)

24 Oh, and if coffee doesn't make you poop, Starbucks has just the thing for you:

https://bit.ly/3ZSlbWC

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 07:39 PM (Bd6X8)

25 My cat doesn't knock things.

But my old cat sure did. He was a gigantic Maine Coon that my dad rescued from a flooded runoff culvert. He gradually became more domesticated. Sort of. But if you left a vessel of fluid anywhere this feral little bastard could reach it, it was going down like a mafia-owned boxer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 07:40 PM (Bq7c/)

26 What is the problem between these two giants?

Why has not the governor of Africa got some big fences built around all of Mother Gaia's Trees to save them from trampling by Republithug maskots?????

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro VT at April 06, 2023 07:43 PM (AMIL/)

27 Kitteh massage looks relaxing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 06, 2023 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)

28 37 miles to job on Monday, rats.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

29 Let's try that again.
-

I don't get the "cats always knock things off shelves" thing, we have had cats all my life and never had one like that...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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I had read a long time ago that cats have very, VERY good eyesight for hunting, and can focus almost hawk-like on their prey at moderate distances. The middle of their vision is extremely sharp, and the edges is blurry.

But the trade off is that they have very poor up-close vision, and there's a hypothesis that it's why they have and use whiskers like they do.

The knocking-off might be cats not knowing what things are and not being able to see them very well, and checking to see if they are toys, food, etc.

Posted by: Biden: MAGA surrendered America to China at April 06, 2023 07:44 PM (HBEnm)

30 Oh, and if coffee doesn't make you poop, Starbucks has just the thing for you:

https://bit.ly/3ZSlbWC
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 06, 2023 07:39 PM (Bd6X

Butt of course. This was entirely predictable by anyone who has actually used either product to excess. Who thought this was a smart idea?

Millennial marketing execs, that's who

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 07:44 PM (Bq7c/)

31 "But the trade off is that they have very poor up-close vision, and there's a hypothesis that it's why they have and use whiskers like they do."

What? I've seen a cat study an ant and then squish it. Just a lucky shot I guess.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 07:46 PM (iayUP)

32 Boobs.

That is all.

Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2023 07:46 PM (oXNqT)

33 >>What is the problem between these two giants?

Musth.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

34 Musth.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Thend Mike Tython to mediate, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 07:48 PM (tkR6S)

35 The cat with the toilet decor is why you always shut the lid.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 06, 2023 07:48 PM (ou9hh)

36 My cat knocking stuff off the counter experiences were never mean. The tell is the relaxed haunches pose and the single curved front paw just touch, touch, touching.

Funniest part is when it falls they look over the edge giving their best Urkel look up at you. I'd give a little head scritch and say 'wow, you did good.'

Then they get bored and go scratch around in the litter box or something.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 07:49 PM (3byMq)

37 Oh, and if coffee doesn't make you poop, Starbucks has just the thing for you:
https://bit.ly/3ZSlbWC
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Why would anyone put olive oil into coffee?
Why would olive oil affect people this way?

People are all nuts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 06, 2023 07:50 PM (o/QC2)

38 In honor of Pixy, I bring you drop bears.

https://tinyurl.com/mp8u6r42

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 06, 2023 07:51 PM (1n+EO)

39 >>Thend Mike Tython to mediate, then.

Good idea since it involves puthy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)

40 52 and raining here in the Emerald City.

Boat is nice. Not crowded at all. Mostly regulars. Seas calm.

Ahhhhhhhhh

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2023 07:51 PM (Ggr3u)

41 Cape buffalo are supposed to not only be mean, they also have a long memory and hold a grudge.

Bos Auroch were supposed to have been worse.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 07:52 PM (xhaym)

42 https://twitter.com/buitengebieden is back on twitter. i guess a bunch of people went to bat for him.

Posted by: Gwenn at April 06, 2023 07:53 PM (9Gr7n)

43 One day in klown world soon we'll hear of cats getting their vision tested. All errant contacts and glasses will have been removed from countertops to minimize the vandalism inherent in the paw.

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 07:53 PM (3byMq)

44 Willowed:

Did you know federal law (18 USC 1) requires you to report your knowledge of any felony committed by anyone to Federal agents? Failure to do so makes you an indictable co-conspirator with that person. The FBI needs to be swamped with people reporting Biden family felonies, since everyone who has looked at Hunter's laptop has knowledge of those felonies. Anonymously write a letter to the FBI complaining about those specific felonies: lying on a 4473 etc. Keep a copy of your letter. In the letter say this is written to meet your reporting obligation under 18 USC 1.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 07:54 PM (CecP5)

45 That rail car thingy looks like fun.
Posted by: Bosk

No traffic in So Cal for the win!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 07:54 PM (CQg5Y)

46 Railcar Guy looks like something we will see during the burning times.

Maybe place a skull on the front for effect…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2023 07:33 PM (R/m4+)

"They call me Mad."
"Well. That's an interesting nick-name"
" . . . "
" . . . "
"'S not a nick-name"
"I think I'll get off just ahead . . . "

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 07:54 PM (xhaym)

47 It's a jungle out there!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2023 07:55 PM (jTmQV)

48 What? I've seen a cat study an ant and then squish it. Just a lucky shot I guess.

-

Or responding to movement.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 07:57 PM (vuQMF)

49
Headline of the day.

"Man gets stabbed by own cock"

https://tinyurl.com/p6br3x4c

Posted by: YIKES! at April 06, 2023 07:57 PM (t6XCL)

50 The knocking-off might be cats not knowing what things are and not being able to see them very well, and checking to see if they are toys, food, etc.
Posted by: Biden: MAGA surrendered America to China at April 06, 2023 07:44 PM (HBEnm)

Nah. I have a purebred floofy cat who does it for entertainment when I don't pay attention.
The other furry bandits don't bother.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 07:58 PM (xhaym)

51 "Keep a copy of your letter. In the letter say this is written to meet your reporting obligation under 18 USC 1.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president"

Yeah, that's like taunting a slothbear. Better wear gloves and DONT LICK THE ENVELOPE.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 07:58 PM (iayUP)

52 The FBI needs to be swamped with people reporting Biden family felonies, since everyone who has looked at Hunter's laptop has knowledge of those felonies. Anonymously write a letter to the FBI complaining about those specific felonies: lying on a 4473 etc. Keep a copy of your letter. In the letter say this is written to meet your reporting obligation under 18 USC 1.

-

I bet they'd spend $100k to track you down and ruin you using USC something else.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 07:59 PM (vuQMF)

53 This calls for an experiment. How do you test a cats close up vision?

🐈

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:00 PM (iayUP)

54 Try adding a teaspoon of mineral oil to your morning coffee. Floats on top, coats tongue and throat-SMOOOTH.

Posted by: Goin' My Way at April 06, 2023 08:00 PM (j+jCx)

55 Boat is nice. Not crowded at all. Mostly regulars. Seas calm.
Ahhhhhhhhh
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2023 07:51 PM (Ggr3u)

Finally it is a warm rain. We have gotten an inch so far. My garden is flooded again.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 08:01 PM (xhaym)

56
Why would anyone put olive oil into coffee?

That doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Popeye at April 06, 2023 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

57 Nah. I have a purebred floofy cat who does it for entertainment when I don't pay attention.
The other furry bandits don't bother.

-

Which could support the hypothesis. Hunter looking for prey (or entertainment), and other cats too domesticated to care.

The cat variable is always present.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 08:02 PM (vuQMF)

58 40 52 and raining here in the Emerald City.

Boat is nice. Not crowded at all. Mostly regulars. Seas calm.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Posted by: nurse ratched

We have the beginnings of a horror story here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 08:02 PM (uia9V)

59 Finally it is a warm rain. We have gotten an inch so far. My garden is flooded again.
Posted by: Kindltot
With two weeks of high winds, and most the rain missing us, we went from good soil moisture, to damned dry!
Right as everything is breaking..

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:03 PM (cPGH3)

60 "Why would anyone put olive oil into coffee?
That doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Popeye"

You like your coffee like you like your women, hot and oily?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

61 Try adding a teaspoon of mineral oil to your morning coffee. Floats on top, coats tongue and throat-SMOOOTH.
Posted by: Goin' My Way at April 06, 2023 08:00 PM (j+jCx)

I make hairball medicine for the cats, a tablespoon of lard, a tablespoon of petrolatum and a half teaspoon of molasses for color and flavor.

Two of the cats will lick it out of the bowl if I leave it on the table, the other two must be smeared to get it in them.
I don't suggest it for your coffee, coconut oil is better.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 08:04 PM (xhaym)

62 This calls for an experiment. How do you test a cats close up vision?

-

I think it involves cucumbers.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 08:04 PM (vuQMF)

63 Are gaur nasty or docile? Is a 1/3 acre lot enough room to keep one?

Posted by: Need a Friend at April 06, 2023 08:04 PM (j+jCx)

64
Wolves are unsuitable as pets. Their behavior is fundamentally not dog-like, and the difference is genetic. When dogs are bred with wolves, the bad behavior and danger is proportional to the percent of wolf genetics. Keeping wolves and wolf-dog interbreeds as pets is illegal just about everywhere.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2023 08:05 PM (+wi3K)

65 >>>Back-sleepers are said to be confident.

That guy wasn't even close to being asleep.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2023 08:06 PM (gv7Yb)

66 This calls for an experiment. How do you test a cats close up vision?

🐈
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:00 PM (iayUP)

M
EO
WME
OWME
OWMEOW

So, Mr Tabby, can you read me line three?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym)

67
52 and raining here in the Emerald City.
Boat is nice. Not crowded at all. Mostly regulars. Seas calm.
Ahhhhhhhhh
Posted by: nurse ratched

A three hour tour.

A three hour tour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

68 Could you imagine trying to get a cat to do the "better one, better two?" exchange?

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 08:09 PM (vuQMF)

69 The two bull elephants are establishing dominance for mating privileges. That video shows why lions leave bull elephants alone.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 08:09 PM (CecP5)

70 32 Boobs.

That is all.
Posted by: ballistic at April 06, 2023 07:46 PM (oXNqT)

This raises two great points.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2023 08:09 PM (5xURv)

71 A three hour tour.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

Gilligan's Island is not Adak, but it could be.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 08:10 PM (xhaym)

72
M
EO
WME
OWME
OWMEOW

So, Mr Tabby, can you read me line three?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym

Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2023 08:10 PM (5xURv)

73 Wolves are unsuitable as pets. Their behavior is fundamentally not dog-like, and the difference is genetic. When dogs are bred with wolves, the bad behavior and danger is proportional to the percent of wolf genetics. Keeping wolves and wolf-dog interbreeds as pets is illegal just about everywhere.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 06, 2023 08:05 PM

All dogs are descended from wolves. Our ancestors have been selectively breeding the wolf out of dogs for 10-12,000 years. Not sure how the first guys captured wild wolfs and made them hunt for them, but they were some tough hombres back then.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 08:10 PM (ncXxy)

74 Keeping wolves and wolf-dog interbreeds as pets is illegal just about everywhere.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I'll kill or at least harass (depending on the weapon at hand) any coyote I see. No way in HELL would I tolerate a wolf.
There's a reason they've been extirpated most everywhere possible.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:11 PM (cPGH3)

75 >>>Guy built a powered rail-car to ride the abandoned tracks in the desert.

The thing about abandoned RR tracks... Sometimes they aren't 100% abandoned.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2023 08:11 PM (gv7Yb)

76 "This raises two great points.
Posted by: AlaBAMA "

Allllright. Let's nip these boob puns in the bud.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:12 PM (iayUP)

77
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 06, 2023 08:12 PM (ENBF0)

78 Meow's the word.

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2023 08:12 PM (MF3yS)

79 69 The two bull elephants are establishing dominance for mating privileges. That video shows why lions leave bull elephants alone.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe

They smartly got out of the way of the Rhino's too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 08:13 PM (uia9V)

80 49
Headline of the day.

"Man gets stabbed by own cock"

https://tinyurl.com/p6br3x4c

Posted by: YIKES! at April 06, 2023 07:57 PM (t6XCL)
----
I like this phrasing:
"The rooster owner eventually managed to grab his cock, ....."

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't think BIPOC means what they think it means, nah at April 06, 2023 08:13 PM (qfLjt)

81 >>>Cat simulator.

Simulator? Looks like they attached a cam to a real cat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2023 08:14 PM (gv7Yb)

82 >>>What is the problem between these two giants?

I'm gonna go break that up. brb!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 06, 2023 08:15 PM (gv7Yb)

83 I thought it said "Cat Stimulator" and didn't watch it cause it might be dirty.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

84 I'll kill or at least harass (depending on the weapon at hand) any coyote I see. No way in HELL would I tolerate a wolf.
There's a reason they've been extirpated most everywhere possible
‐-----
We have coyowolves here in N Georgia, as they have interbred. Interestingly the state DNR still claims no wolves in the state...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 06, 2023 08:16 PM (+M04z)

85 OMG...

The dog making eyes at the leash.

Posted by: eleven at April 06, 2023 08:17 PM (t4fCu)

86
The thing about abandoned RR tracks... Sometimes they aren't 100% abandoned.

I found that out the hard way.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at April 06, 2023 08:19 PM (63Dwl)

87 >>The two bull elephants are establishing dominance for mating privileges.

Like I said, musth.

The impressive thing is they can keep that fight going for days.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

88 We have coyowolves here in N Georgia, as they have interbred. Interestingly the state DNR still claims no wolves in the state...
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs

What county? Surely not McDuffy, cause my kin would already be bragging about how good coyowolves taste with white lightning...

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:20 PM (cPGH3)

89 We have coyowolves here in N Georgia, as they have interbred. Interestingly the state DNR still claims no wolves in the state...

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 06, 2023 08:16 PM

This is most likely the start of the zombie apocalypse. You should probably tell someone.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 08:20 PM (ncXxy)

90 All dogs are descended from wolves. Our ancestors have been selectively breeding the wolf out of dogs for 10-12,000 years. Not sure how the first guys captured wild wolfs and made them hunt for them, but they were some tough hombres back then.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Think about how long it took to selectively breed house cats from lions and tigers. Now *those* were some tough hombres.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 06, 2023 08:21 PM (KAi1n)

91 An unexpected love!

The lion is missing! Oh my!

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

92 This is most likely the start of the zombie apocalypse. You should probably tell someone.
Posted by: Mister Scott

See88

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:22 PM (cPGH3)

93 "The two bull elephants are establishing dominance for mating privileges"

They are trying to decide who is the bottom.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't know how it works at April 06, 2023 08:22 PM (iayUP)

94 I thought it said "Cat Stimulator" and didn't watch it cause it might be dirty.
Posted by: fd

They probably would have used a different synonym for "cat".

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

95 Nonsense. Wolves make great pets. They’re not bullet proof though.

Posted by: JJ McQuade at April 06, 2023 08:23 PM (u73oe)

96 I bet they'd spend $100k to track you down and ruin you using USC something else.

Already made a bunch of these, and I included my name and address on them. Still walking around. Like all bullies the FBI wants you to be intimidated and afraid of them. They have nothing if you aren't, and if you are a law abiding citizen. If you do them anonymously - wear a mask and double latex gloves to keep from leaving DNA. Also apply the stamp with tweezers to keep from leaving finger prints in the glue on the back of the stamp. Moisten the envelope with a sponge and distilled water.

Besides if they start receiving a flood of these, they can't track down everyone.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 08:23 PM (CecP5)

97 I would love to see wolves encroach on urban areas ala coyotes. They are frikken huge and regardless what the documentaries say they are fearless and aggressive. They make coyotes look like Goldens. There would be no poodles or rat dogs or small children. in Santa Barbara.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 06, 2023 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

98 AnOb, what makes you think those letters don't go straight in the shredder?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)

99 Yes, coyotes are big pussies compared to wolves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 08:24 PM (Bq7c/)

100

This is most likely the start of the zombie apocalypse. You should probably tell someone
‐-------
About 5 yrs ago a guy in Gilmer County shot a wolf that was killing his chickens. He called the DNR, they charged him with transporting a dead wolf. Because the narrative cannot be challenged.

Shoot. Shovel. Shutup. (In Minecraft or something)

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 06, 2023 08:25 PM (+M04z)

101 Our modern day Zombies will rape, Kill, rape again.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 06, 2023 08:25 PM (S7agN)

102 Indignacio Vindacatorem

Right. But it's okay for the shepherds in big sky country.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:25 PM (cPGH3)

103 bet they'd spend $100k to track you down and ruin you using USC something else.

Already made a bunch of these, and I included my name and address on them. Still walking around...

-

Yeah, it's the three felonies a day issue all over again.

Everyone commits multiple serious crimes every single day. It's useful for when they need to arrest you. It's at their convenience, though, and depends on voter registration, political activity, skin color, etc.

But those three felonies every day are still sitting there if they need them.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 08:26 PM (vuQMF)

104 They have nothing if you aren't, and if you are a law abiding citizen.

-

Sorry, meant to include this in the three felonies a day post.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 08:27 PM (vuQMF)

105 What county? Surely not McDuffy, cause my kin would already be bragging about how good coyowolves taste with white lightning.
‐-------
Way north of there, nearly in NC. But brining recipies would be welcome.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 06, 2023 08:28 PM (+M04z)

106 Your cat has evaluated your bathroom decor, and he has Notes.

This is why "earthquake putty" aka "museum putty" should also be aka "cat owner's putty."

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 08:28 PM (DgGvY)

107 BTW, just saw 8 whitetail doe go east to west. About half those girls are getting fattish.
40 yards. Maybe 2 will raise their younguns within 100 yds of the house. Future decoys.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:28 PM (cPGH3)

108 Guy built a powered rail-car to ride the abandoned tracks in the desert.

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=Tu3ypuKq8WE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2023 08:28 PM (llON8)

109 @ 102 I often run afoul of the over literal around here, that is, the reading comprehension challenged. You make me a wolf supporter somehow. Amazing.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 06, 2023 08:28 PM (oWBc3)

110 I would love to see wolves encroach on urban areas ala coyotes. They are frikken huge and regardless what the documentaries say they are fearless and aggressive. They make coyotes look like Goldens. There would be no poodles or rat dogs or small children. in Santa Barbara.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 06, 2023 08:23 PM (oWBc3)

Hobos, methheads, crack daddies and the occasional stupid wildlife hand feeding Karen would also be on the menu.

Win win.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2023 08:29 PM (R/m4+)

111 I like that video of Oprah and Whoopie duking it out!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2023 08:29 PM (r46W7)

112 A wolf can make a fine pet for the family, but not for anyone who wants to come over for dinner, deliver mail, sell cookies for transboy scouts, etc.

Personally, I'd love to have a wolf. But my wife likes to be able to host company

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 08:29 PM (Bq7c/)

113 Revolver has more on Ray Epps travels around DC on Jan6 but I will have to save it until morning

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2023 08:30 PM (xhxe8)

114 Why would anyone put olive oil into coffee?
Why would olive oil affect people this way?

***

I put butter in my coffee.
Bit never thought to try olive oil. Bleh.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 06, 2023 08:30 PM (yu8eA)

115 Way north of there, nearly in NC. But brining recipies would be welcome.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs

Damn. Had to look at a map, and realized I didn't even spell it right.
Also don't know my geography. Figgered cause it nearly adjoined a Carolina, it had to be north, right?

Anyway, you don't brine dog, you gotta parboil it, like coon.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:32 PM (cPGH3)

116 So, Mr Tabby, can you read me line three?
Posted by: Kindltot

Cat: Meps

Posted by: micky at April 06, 2023 08:32 PM (3byMq)

117 Do wolves keep kosher?

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2023 08:32 PM (NJ9MR)

118 Do wolves keep kosher?
Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2023 08:32 PM (NJ9MR)

Not when they're eating nosy policemen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 08:33 PM (Bq7c/)

119 My pussy tries to knock things off the table all the time!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at April 06, 2023 08:33 PM (qoGsy)

120 Personally, I'd love to have a wolf. But my wife likes to be able to host company.

Same with a Pit or a Rott or whatever other big bad dog some folks love to have. I come home every day to two mutts rescued from the shelter. Combined weight ... 75 pounds. If they're particularly pissed off on any given day ? Then they have a problem.

Come home to a Pit or Rott or Cain Corso or whatever other "Look at how big it is" dog ? Then you've got a problem. It's literally like having a gun that can fire itself.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 08:34 PM (SF4EO)

121 Riding the abandoned rails would be fun until you find the arroyo where the bridge got washed out and nobody noticed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2023 08:35 PM (r46W7)

122 "Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe "

Mrs Slocumbe died?? What did they do with her pussy?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:35 PM (iayUP)

123 Anyway, you don't brine dog, you gotta parboil it, like coon
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I'll wait until Sunday and see if there are souse vide suggestions.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 06, 2023 08:36 PM (+M04z)

124 How does the coy-wolf thing work?
Does the male coyote look at the female wolf and say "that's for me!" or is it the other way around?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2023 08:37 PM (jTmQV)

125 I often run afoul of the over literal around here, that is, the reading comprehension challenged. You make me a wolf supporter somehow. Amazing.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Shirley, you jest.
I can read, and I can cipher. Lighten up, Karen.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:37 PM (cPGH3)

126 Ciampino's Rescue kitties:
I usually let my two daughters go in and visit the kitties, change the water, food, litter, love them, etc. Three of us in that room would spook them. Tonight I went in with my elder daughter while the other was asleep. Initially the only cat that greeted us was Biscuits, the black expectant mother. She was quite happy with me and very affectionate. Biscuits is a rather small cat and I hope her delivery will be smooth.
After a while out came this enormous black boy, Salem. Gorgeous. He didn't stay long out as he was unsure of my presence. I'll get daughter to post more pictures when she wakes up.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

Posted by: Ciampino - Laughter is still the best medicine at April 06, 2023 08:37 PM (qfLjt)

127 You make me a wolf supporter somehow. Amazing.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

I am a wolf supporter just because of this tweet.

https://tinyurl.com/5n727sk4

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

128 >>Already made a bunch of these, and I included my name and address on them. Still walking around. Like all bullies the FBI wants you to be intimidated and afraid of them. They have nothing if you aren't, and if you are a law abiding citizen. If you do them anonymously - wear a mask and double latex gloves to keep from leaving DNA. Also apply the stamp with tweezers to keep from leaving finger prints in the glue on the back of the stamp. Moisten the envelope with a sponge and distilled water.

Besides if they start receiving a flood of these, they can't track down everyone.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
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Don't overlook that some if not all printers leave a digital watermark on printed pages that can be tracked back.

Posted by: Aviator at April 06, 2023 08:37 PM (HQ9Sl)

129 124 How does the coy-wolf thing work?
Does the male coyote look at the female wolf and say "that's for me!" or is it the other way around
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Absolutely no idea.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 06, 2023 08:38 PM (+M04z)

130 How does the coy-wolf thing work?
Does the male coyote look at the female wolf and say "that's for me!" or is it the other way around?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Dunno. But I'd refer you to "Missouri mule".

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:38 PM (cPGH3)

131 find the arroyo where the bridge got washed out and nobody noticed.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Washed out rail lines?
It never rains in California...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 06, 2023 08:38 PM (CQg5Y)

132 It never rains in California...

But it pours, oh man it pours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2023 08:40 PM (r46W7)

133 122 "Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe "

Mrs Slocumbe died?? What did they do with her pussy?

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:35 PM (iayUP)
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Ambiguous answer: In a jar in the lab.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Laughter is still the best medicine at April 06, 2023 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

134 How does the coy-wolf thing work?
Does the male coyote look at the female wolf and say "that's for me!" or is it the other way around?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

You're talking about an animal that would chew his own leg off to get to a fertile female.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

135 How does the coy-wolf thing work?
Does the male coyote look at the female wolf and say "that's for me!" or is it the other way around?

Posted by: gourmand du jour

I've read all canid species can inter breed.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2023 08:41 PM (AwYPR)

136 You know I just learned that not all mules are Missouri mules?
Grew up in an isolated town, I guess

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:41 PM (cPGH3)

137 --------------------------------------
Don't overlook that some if not all printers leave a digital watermark on printed pages that can be tracked back.

Libraries, garage sales and pawn shops.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at April 06, 2023 08:42 PM (+M04z)

138 It would be pretty difficult to boycott everything that woke, LGBT tranny stuff has touched.

You'd have to boycott beer, liquor, watching sports, public schools, mega corporations, junk food and fast food, soda pops, social media, corporate music, television, movies, politicians, large national banks, the military.

Imagine how drab life would be. You'd spend all your time gardening, buying meat and dairy from local farmers, you'd be forced to homeschool or send your kids to a Christian school, you'd have to spend your free time exercising or playing sports or watching your kids play youth sports instead of watching professional athletes, you'd have to read books and play music on instruments and sing with the family, cook dinner for your family and eat at home every night, you'd have to fill your evenings with conversations, you'd have to shop with local folks at small farm stands, general stores, clothing shops or hardware stores, you'd be sober and healthy and probably happy.

Sounds horrible.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 06, 2023 08:42 PM (2Nxk5)

139 I never dreamed of putting butter in coffee, but I do like cream, so I guess it's not that different.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 06, 2023 08:43 PM (r46W7)

140 Sounds horrible.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Heh. Yeah, imagine that.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:43 PM (cPGH3)

141 Best just to paste up a letter from cut up magazines. That will get their attention.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP)

142 Best just to paste up a letter from cut up magazines. That will get their attention.
Posted by: fd

Do it at the local library That way you can vary the type.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:45 PM (cPGH3)

143 "I've read all canid species can inter breed."
Not a biologist but I think...
You're right, hence the endless hybrids.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2023 08:45 PM (jTmQV)

144 Hobos, methheads, crack daddies and the occasional stupid wildlife hand feeding Karen would also be on the menu.

Win win.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 06, 2023 08:29 PM (R/m4+)

This is pretty much the plot of Wolfen.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 06, 2023 08:46 PM (wBpKf)

145 >>> 138 It would be pretty difficult to boycott everything that woke, LGBT tranny stuff has touched.

You'd have to boycott beer, liquor, watching sports, public schools, mega corporations, junk food and fast food, soda pops, social media, corporate music, television, movies, politicians, large national banks, the military.

Imagine how drab life would be. You'd spend all your time gardening, buying meat and dairy from local farmers, you'd be forced to homeschool or send your kids to a Christian school, you'd have to spend your free time exercising or playing sports or watching your kids play youth sports instead of watching professional athletes, you'd have to read books and play music on instruments and sing with the family, cook dinner for your family and eat at home every night, you'd have to fill your evenings with conversations, you'd have to shop with local folks at small farm stands, general stores, clothing shops or hardware stores, you'd be sober and healthy and probably happy.

Sounds horrible.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 06, 2023 08:42 PM (2Nxk5)

Poor widdle Klaus Schwab is crying at the thought of you refusing to eet zee boogz.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 06, 2023 08:47 PM (llON8)

146 I am a wolf supporter just because of this tweet.

https://tinyurl.com/5n727sk4
Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

Heh...just bought a couple of his namesake guitars a few weeks back.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2023 08:50 PM (AwYPR)

147 Shirley, you jest.
I can read, and I can cipher. Lighten up, Karen.

That was a bit harsh.
I apologize. Just trying to have some fun.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:50 PM (cPGH3)

148 134 How does the coy-wolf thing work?
Does the male coyote look at the female wolf and say "that's for me!" or is it the other way around?
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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So a woyote or a colf (pronounced coolf)?

Posted by: Ciampino --- Laughter is still the best medicine at April 06, 2023 08:51 PM (qfLjt)

149 Come home to a Pit or Rott or Cain Corso or whatever other "Look at how big it is" dog ? Then you've got a problem. It's literally like having a gun that can fire itself.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 08:34 PM

Maggy (Yellow Dog Two) is a black mouth cur. Outside the wire she is a meek dog that is afraid of people. When she is in her house or yard she would literally tear apart any stranger if they came into her domain. There is a switch in her head that turns on when we are at home and turns off when we take her out of the house for walks and vet visits.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 08:51 PM (ncXxy)

150 What if I need to compose a ransom note. I will have to go to 7-11 and buy PentHouse Letters magazine.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 06, 2023 08:52 PM (S7agN)

151

No oil tonight in my coffee
No oil tonight in my tea
No oil to stand beside me
No oil to run with me

Posted by: Guess Who at April 06, 2023 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

152 Lizzie Warren is a hybrid. Coyote and running dog lackey of the proletariat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 06, 2023 08:54 PM (FVME7)

153 What if I need to compose a ransom note. I will have to go to 7-11 and buy PentHouse Letters magazine.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

Only if Hustler, Elle, or National Enquirer aren't available.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 08:54 PM (cPGH3)

154 I've read all canid species can inter breed.
Posted by: BignJames

Coyote-wolf, dog-coyote, dog-wolf, dog-dingo, and dog-jackal are proven. Maybe some others.

But not all members of canidae can interbreed. Foxes and tanuki and others that don't have 78 chromosomes can't interbreed with the big dog/wolf group that do.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

155 Only if Hustler, Elle, or National Enquirer aren't available

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No love for Biguns?

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 06, 2023 08:57 PM (+M04z)

156 150 What if I need to compose a ransom note. I will have to go to 7-11 and buy PentHouse Letters magazine.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 06, 2023 08:52 PM (S7agN)
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Make sure to read all the articles first.

Posted by: Ciampino - Medieval cathedrals were supported by flying buttocks at April 06, 2023 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

157 No love for Biguns?
Posted by: Al Bundy

Heh. Quik Trip don't have that one at the checkout. Behind the counter?

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:00 PM (cPGH3)

158 Here in upstate NY a guy shit what he thought was a coyote. You can shoot them as a nuisance animal. However when he got up close he realized it was different. Sent the sample of tissue to group that moniters animals and the DNA proved it was 99+% wolf. The DNA showed it came from groups from Michigan and northern Canada. The state DEC finally admitted it was a wolf. Same thing with mountain lions with prints found and numerous sightings

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:00 PM (386ly)

159 "Here in upstate NY a guy shit what he thought was a coyote."

Boy, I bet he was surprised!

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 09:02 PM (iayUP)

160
Here in upstate NY a guy shit what he thought was a coyote.

Did he drink oily coffee?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 09:02 PM (63Dwl)

161 The DNA showed it came from groups from Michigan and northern Canada. The state DEC finally admitted it was a wolf

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:00 PM (386ly)

so...awaiting Fed charges?

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2023 09:02 PM (AwYPR)

162 >>Here in upstate NY a guy shit what he thought was a coyote

That musta hurt.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2023 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)

163 That is just not something you see every day.

Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 09:03 PM (iayUP)

164 When she is in her house or yard she would literally tear apart any stranger if they came into her domain.

Dude, we got a shitload of mail for you that's being held here at the post office.

Posted by: The Mailman at April 06, 2023 09:03 PM (Xrfse)

165 A guy shit a coyote?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2023 09:04 PM (u73oe)

166 Shot not shit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:05 PM (386ly)

167 " A guy shit a coyote?
Posted by: Amy Schumer "

I don't want to talk about it.

Posted by: Wil E. at April 06, 2023 09:05 PM (iayUP)

168 whitty repartay

Posted by: vizzy at April 06, 2023 09:05 PM (R/9t3)

169 Here in upstate NY a guy shit what he thought was a coyote

That musta hurt.
Posted by: JackStraw

Good catch... I had to pass cause I've been ornery.
We have this same thing in Missouri. Someone posts a game cam pic of a mountain lion.. MDC responds, there are no mountain lions in Missouri. A vehicle kills a mountain lion... there are no breeding populations of mountain lions in Missouri.
Someone posts a pic of Mountain lion momma and cubs..."there are no significant populations of mountain lions in Missouri".

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:06 PM (cPGH3)

170 One stinking letter a you get a raft of shit. Yes I know mean shit. You guys are great

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:07 PM (386ly)

171 whitty repartay

Gesundheit.

Posted by: The Mailman at April 06, 2023 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

172 "Here in upstate NY a guy shit what he thought was a coyote."

Boy, I bet he was surprised!
Posted by: fd at April 06, 2023 09:02 PM (iayUP)

Frank Howard used to tell a story (per John Madden) about a football player so bad, he took a ball bat w/him to the john in case he shit a wildcat.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2023 09:07 PM (AwYPR)

173 The condition known as hot dog fingers is giving me fits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:08 PM (386ly)

174 A guy shit a coyote?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2023 09:04 PM

Pretty sure he would need a preparation H wipe or two after that feat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 09:09 PM (ncXxy)

175 CL pet section has become my goto humor site

Rehoming 3 rats!·Wales·4 hours ago pic

Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2023 09:10 PM (us2H3)

176 a guy shit what he thought was a coyote

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:00 PM (386ly)

Now that is a BIGUN!

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2023 09:10 PM (NJ9MR)

177 How does the coy-wolf thing work?
Does the male coyote look at the female wolf and say "that's for me!" or is it the other way around?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2023 08:37 PM (jTmQV)

There is a population in the southeast are called red wolves that are a stable crossing with wolves and coyotes, but with expansion of the coyotes into the area they are interbreeding and becoming coyotes.

It was one of the "great tragedies" of the 1990's I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:11 PM (xhaym)

178 It's good to be the king.

Posted by: Rhinos at April 06, 2023 09:11 PM (eOEVl)

179 There was a mountain lion up on the Washougal River, that attacked a local woman's goats. They sent the state trapper out for it. Kinda surprised they can't admit to mountain lions in your area.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 06, 2023 09:11 PM (u7leW)

180 174 A guy shit a coyote?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2023 09:04 PM

one must be careful about what one wolfs down

Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2023 09:12 PM (us2H3)

181 thanks you ring twice?

Posted by: vizzy at April 06, 2023 09:12 PM (R/9t3)

182 In China, shitting a coyote is considered good luck.

Posted by: eleven at April 06, 2023 09:12 PM (t4fCu)

183 A guy shit a coyote?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 06, 2023 09:04 PM

one must be careful about what one wolfs down
Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2023 09:12 PM (us2H3)

Winner.

Posted by: GWB at April 06, 2023 09:13 PM (NJ9MR)

184 There was a mountain lion up on the Washougal River, that attacked a local woman's goats. They sent the state trapper out for it. Kinda surprised they can't admit to mountain lions in your area.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 06, 2023 09:11 PM (u7leW)

I knew we had cougars outside of town here, we see them and a kid got a record one a few years ago. It was the trailcam pics of the black bear that surprised me.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:14 PM (xhaym)

185 Soda bread discovered on Mars!
https://tinyurl.com/3hysafc3

Posted by: In Case Of Glass, Break gp at April 06, 2023 09:14 PM (MvF+J)

186 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTmatjyd4KM

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 09:14 PM (ncXxy)

187 nothing more fun than hunting cougars

Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2023 09:15 PM (us2H3)

188 They sent the state trapper out for it. Kinda surprised they can't admit to mountain lions in your area.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

If you mean me (Missouri) I believe it's because they kinda hope for it... being wildlife biologists and all. But if the public knew they were encouraging it, or especially making it happen, there would be hell to pay. Dunno.
The black bear is making a comeback, and no one seems all that worried about it, except the people who didn't get drawn for the tag.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:15 PM (cPGH3)

189 There were small black bears in the area too. Old timer told us about taking a sturgeon home when he was a kid and having a cougar stalk him.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 06, 2023 09:16 PM (u7leW)

190 re: sidebar ad

Why is that lady holding a bottle of water to her head?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:16 PM (kGtj5)

191 Was it a live coyote?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 09:17 PM (1L3yn)

192 170 One stinking letter a you get a raft of shit. Yes I know mean shit. You guys are great
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:07 PM (386ly)

Some of the greatest AOSHQ threads came from typos. Buzzion is dead because of one. Wield them with caution

Posted by: Moki at April 06, 2023 09:17 PM (JrN/x)

193 Well...he thought he shit a coyote. But it wasn't.

Posted by: eleven at April 06, 2023 09:17 PM (t4fCu)

194 Scientists have discovered a link between gut bacteria, the immune system, and Alzheimer's.

https://tinyurl.com/574xckc4

The impact of these factors on coyote defecation is unknown at this time.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 06, 2023 09:18 PM (eOEVl)

195 I knew we had cougars outside of town here, we see them and a kid got a record one a few years ago.
Posted by: Kindltot

It's a hanging curve..... could be trouble.

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2023 09:18 PM (DgGvY)

196 Maggy (Yellow Dog Two) is a black mouth cur. Outside the wire she is a meek dog that is afraid of people. When she is in her house or yard she would literally tear apart any stranger if they came into her domain.

Yeah. Fuck that. Maggy sounds like exactly the kind of dog that gives LEOs the justification to shoot dogs through a fence. Or the kind that hammers a kid now and then.

I'll keep my two dogs, who together couldn't piss off a full grown man. But they're great alarm dogs. I'll take care of everything after that.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:20 PM (SF4EO)

197 My Pop was born in Cass County Mo, (just south of Jackson Co, of Independence and KC fame). He told of a wolf drive that happened in 1935 that killed the last of the Timber wolves in Missouri. Can't prove nor disprove that story, but it's what I grew up believing.
Also, he didn't see a whitetail deer until he went to Wyoming in the 30's to work.
So, at least in his little world, 90 years ago there were no deer, no bear, but there were still wolves in his neck of Missouri.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:20 PM (cPGH3)

198 He's got CHUNKS of coyote in his stool!

Posted by: The Sinatra Group at April 06, 2023 09:21 PM (SYTee)

199 DEC in NY should admit mountain lions are around and give a warning to hikers and hunters. A mountain lion was killed on an off ramp of I-84 in Connecticut a few years back. Apparently mountain lions roam. Besides wolves we've now got an increasing number of breeding pairs of moose in Adirondacks and maybe some in Catskills.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:22 PM (386ly)

200 Nothing wrong with having a big mean dog, if you keep it under control and train it to only kill interlopers. Wives look down on it, but, you know... Women.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 09:23 PM (1L3yn)

201 A mountain lion was killed on an off ramp of I-84 in Connecticut a few years back. Apparently mountain lions roam.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 06, 2023 09:22 PM (386ly)

I remember that...dna linked it to a population in No. Dak.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2023 09:24 PM (AwYPR)

202 Nothing wrong with having a big mean dog, if you keep it under control and train it to only kill interlopers.

Nope. Sounds exactly ... exactly ... like the Progressive argument against guns played backwards.

Because even if that big mean dog goes outside of your control, and against your training, only one time ? My guns, literally, can not do that. Your dog can.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:26 PM (SF4EO)

203 Nope. Sounds exactly ... exactly ... like the Progressive argument against guns played backwards.

Because even if that big mean dog goes outside of your control, and against your training, only one time ? My guns, literally, can not do that. Your dog can.

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cry moar

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 09:27 PM (1L3yn)

204 Kindltot

The cougars to really watch out for are in bars at. 1 AM. Trouble.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2023 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

205 Maggy (Yellow Dog Two) is a black mouth cur. Outside the wire she is a meek dog that is afraid of people. When she is in her house or yard she would literally tear apart any stranger if they came into her domain.

Yeah. Fuck that. Maggy sounds like exactly the kind of dog that gives LEOs the justification to shoot dogs through a fence. Or the kind that hammers a kid now and then.

I'll keep my two dogs, who together couldn't piss off a full grown man. But they're great alarm dogs. I'll take care of everything after that.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:20 PM

Why? She is never outside the house able to "kill a kid" like you implied. Maggy is always on a leash and 100% under control when she is outside the house. She is behind a locked 6 foot chain link fence or in the house when she is at home. What possible justification would anyone have to shoot her through the fence, or for you to imply she is going to kill a child?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 09:29 PM (ncXxy)

206 I've told the story before of a mountain lion on the other side of the porch railing when I went out the front door.

One look at me, and it made a beeline for the tree-filed gulch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 06, 2023 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

207 Why is that lady holding a bottle of water to her head?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:16 PM (kGtj5)

She clearly has a drinking problem

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:30 PM (xhaym)

208 then i got high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeT4WEEyiAA

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2023 09:30 PM (FhXTo)

209 I don't get the "cats always knock things off shelves" thing, we have had cats all my life and never had one like that. Its like the "coffee makes you poop" thing zoomers are going on about all the time. Never had that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2023 07:23 PM (0hOvj)

A lot of animals will let things fall to see if they bust open into food - eggs from a nest, turtles with birds/cats. I always figured that was the genesis for that habit, but like you I've never had a cat that went in for it very strongly.. most spills are the "asleep and let my butt knock them off".....

But it does happen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4

Posted by: Oldcat at April 06, 2023 09:31 PM (eoQWY)

210 Because even if that big mean dog goes outside of your control, and against your training, only one time ? My guns, literally, can not do that. Your dog can.

-----

cry moar
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Reminds me of the hunting forums... A roaming dog is fair game, vs. a roaming dog ain't the dog's fault, it's the owners fault.
I'm ambivalent. A mean dog on my land will be SSS'd.
A nice dog on my land will be shot in the ass with a pellet rifle. A mean dog IS a loaded weapon.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

211 Also,
See the "Trial of Old Drum"

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

212 cry moar

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 09:27 PM (1L3yn)

Had ... don't miss her ass, but had ... a mother in law that would rather suck a dick that have a gun in the house. And, as my father in law would attest - she was sucking no dick.

But she absolutely loved the two Dobermans that ran through that house, at all hours, like two solutions looking for problems.

I never doubted, for a second, that she would shoot one of those dogs after somebody - no different than I'd fire a bullet.

Except, in her head, it wasn't a bullet. Just one of her "babies".

If you want to mangle a man ... do it yourself. Don't send a dog.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:32 PM (SF4EO)

213 Is Good Friday a full [federal?] national holiday in the U.S.?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 09:32 PM (Vwz3I)

214 Or cry moar

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:33 PM (xhaym)

215 My dog is super nice. Still never leaves my control. If I have a mean dog? Same story.

People need to stop whining about shit that ain't their bidness. Too much wah wah wah these days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 09:34 PM (1L3yn)

216 Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:32 PM

Somebody has some issues they need to work through.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 09:35 PM (ncXxy)

217 FIB Manual...
When illegally entering a residence, first shoot the dog.
They can all be mean when you shouldn't be there...

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:36 PM (cPGH3)

218 She clearly has a drinking problem
Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:30 PM (xhaym)

Damn. Robert Hays, we hardly knew ye.

*lights candle*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:36 PM (kGtj5)

219 Why? She is never outside the house able to "kill a kid" like you implied. Maggy is always on a leash and 100% under control when she is outside the house.

Nobody enjoys their guns more than I. Trust me.

But part of that enjoyment, besides the pure lethality of them, is the way they just stay exactly where I leave them when I'm done with them. They don't move.

If my guns roamed around ? Even if they just rustled inside the cabinet, looking for an opening to get out and do whatever they wished ? I'd never trust the lock. I'd melt them all down.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:36 PM (SF4EO)

220 There is a population in the southeast are called red wolves that are a stable crossing with wolves and coyotes, but with expansion of the coyotes into the area they are interbreeding and becoming coyotes.

It was one of the "great tragedies" of the 1990's I think.
Posted by: Kindltot

--

Yep. Wolves keep trying to make themselves extinct because the know what's best for their offspring (mainly surviving), and humans, in our infinite selfish static environmental wisdom - insist on stopping them because we know what's best for them. Which is to go extinct without reproducing in sufficient numbers to continue their genetic line.

Yay Smart People!

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 09:37 PM (4lxb3)

221 Somebody has some issues they need to work through.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 06, 2023 09:35 PM (ncXxy)

I kind of agree on not trying to turn dogs into weapons though.

I am assuming it is a Mitt Romney tribute nic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:38 PM (kGtj5)

222 We have cougars and bobcats here. I've never seen either. I have seen bears, coyotes and fox.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:39 PM (YdMwc)

223 213 Is Good Friday a full [federal?] national holiday in the U.S.?
Posted by: andycanuck

No. Won't even acknowledge it.

Earf Day though... They won't pass up the opportunity of celebrating Lenin's Birthday.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 09:39 PM (ppL7t)

224 But what if something highly unlikely that serves as a metaphor or a parallel that proves I am right happens?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:39 PM (xhaym)

225 I am assuming it is a Mitt Romney tribute nic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:38 PM (kGtj5)

It's Scogg. Gotten trollish in his advancing senility, turning into Average Joe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 09:40 PM (tkR6S)

226 I think I've seen a wolf but people who are smarter than me say I couldn't have.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:40 PM (YdMwc)

227 But what if something highly unlikely that serves as a metaphor or a parallel that proves I am right happens?

Posted by: Kindltot

Then you change your nic to Kindltot, seer of things yet to be, knower of things yet to happen

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:41 PM (cPGH3)

228 ..If my guns roamed around ? Even if they just rustled inside the cabinet, looking for an opening to get out and do whatever they wished ? I'd never trust the lock. I'd melt them all down. Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:36 PM (SF4EO)

There's a reason the classic Cavalry revolvers, first-issue M-1911s and other .mil handguns had ~~lanyard loops~~ leash fittings on them.

Had to keep those guns from going crazy around all the horses, see.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 06, 2023 09:41 PM (e6UQI)

229 224 But what if something highly unlikely that serves as a metaphor or a parallel that proves I am right happens?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:39 PM (xhaym)

I am sorry, trying to tie what is currently going on to that old episode of Thundercats- while it may fit- is still wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:41 PM (kGtj5)

230 I am assuming it is a Mitt Romney tribute nic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:38 PM (kGtj5)

The Hustler. Work it backward.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:41 PM (SF4EO)

231 I've heard of dingoes eating babies.

Posted by: davidt at April 06, 2023 09:42 PM (SYTee)

232 226 I think I've seen a wolf but people who are smarter than me say I couldn't have.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:40 PM (YdMwc)

You live in Canada, the great untamed wilderness of the Hat- why couldn't you have seen a wolf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:42 PM (kGtj5)

233 In case it might interest you ....
Newsmax will have a 1/2 hour special w/Melania Trump on Sat night at 10:30. (I think ET)

Melania Trump: A Very Beautiful First Lady Special
An intimate look at Melania Trump's journey, from her childhood spent in a small Slovenian town to the White House. Learn how she first met "The Donald" and what the new first lady considers her most precious job.

Posted by: old chick at April 06, 2023 09:42 PM (sOete)

234 The Hustler. Work it backward.
Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:41 PM (SF4EO)

Was that Paul Newman and Jackie Gleeson? (I have not seen it.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:43 PM (kGtj5)

235
Is Good Friday a full [federal?] national holiday in the U.S.?
Posted by: andycanuck

It's not a postal holiday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 09:43 PM (63Dwl)

236 FINALLY TAKING OFF!!!

Later Chicago! I'm going back to to America!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2023 09:44 PM (1L3yn)

237 You live in Canada, the great untamed wilderness of the Hat- why couldn't you have seen a wolf?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April

A guy who seems to know what he's talking said we don't have the right environment. But I saw a big canid running across the road. It looked far too big to be a coyote.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:44 PM (YdMwc)

238 They all hate Christians and Christianity but don't you dare expect them to work on Christian holidays.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 06, 2023 09:44 PM (4lxb3)

239 Vaya con Dios, YD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:44 PM (kGtj5)

240 There's a reason the classic Cavalry revolvers, first-issue M-1911s and other .mil handguns had lanyard loops leash fittings on them.

Good to see you again. I joined the 20th century a bit ago. Finally got my first 1911. Gotta' say - it shoots so much better than the GP100. Not even close.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:44 PM (SF4EO)

241 You live in Canada, the great untamed wilderness of the Hat- why couldn't you have seen a wolf?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:42 PM (kGtj5)

Pretty sure I saw one loping along the highway near Rycroft, Alberta, one snowy winter evening. They are out there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)

242 A guy who seems to know what he's talking said we don't have the right environment. But I saw a big canid running across the road. It looked far too big to be a coyote.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:44 PM (YdMwc)

There are some big wolf hybrids. People love them for some reason. They are cool as hell looking, but the eyes are wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:46 PM (kGtj5)

243 I saw a picture of a wolf with a husky. The wolf towered over the dog.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:46 PM (YdMwc)

244 It's Scogg.

Is there nothing he can't do?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 06, 2023 09:46 PM (Xrfse)

245 A guy who seems to know what he's talking said we don't have the right environment. But I saw a big canid running across the road. It looked far too big to be a coyote.
Posted by: That Northern skulker

Bad argument. Those big dogs roam a WIDE range, and a young male looking for his own territory will go anywhere. No one gives them a map.
That's how a young big cat with NDak dna ends up in southern Mo, or eastern PA.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:47 PM (cPGH3)

246 I saw a wolf walking in SoHo with the Queen

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2023 09:47 PM (MF3yS)

247 It's not a postal holiday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
------------
Thank you.

And Toronto has coyotes. They're getting out of the river valleys into urban areas now.

No roadrunners though.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 06, 2023 09:48 PM (Vwz3I)

248 We have the occasional coyote. I know when one is around by all the missing pet posters. I've even seen a coyote road kill. So they're about.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 06, 2023 09:48 PM (jTmQV)

249 There are some dog breeds, often from the area of Turkey, which are said to be wolf killers. But I don't think the wolves they're killing are North American grey or timber wolves.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:49 PM (YdMwc)

250 Was that Paul Newman and Jackie Gleeson? (I have not seen it.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:43 PM (kGtj5)

Even better than Prometheus. You're one film away from the punchline.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:49 PM (SF4EO)

251 Saw a bobcat hunting while driving on the Blue Ridge Parkway. I stopped the car, took some pictures. Wish they came out better. I was using my camera phone and taking the pics through the car window. The big ole kittuh was in hunting mode, in the middle of the road. Eventually stopped, checked out the car stopped in the middle of the road, looked bored, kept hunting and slowly made its way off the road. Lovely looking big kittuh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 06, 2023 09:49 PM (ppL7t)

252 Coyotes are everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:50 PM (kGtj5)

253 Is there nothing he can't do?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 06, 2023 09:46 PM (Xrfse)

Not be a prat, for one.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (xhaym)

254 I saw a wolf walking in SoHo with the Queen

Posted by: Eromero at April 06, 2023 09:47 PM (MF3yS)

Saw one drinking a beverage of milk like consistency. His clothes were custom and excellent.

Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (SF4EO)

255
Was that Paul Newman and Jackie Gleeson?

Paul Newman played the skinny guy with the goofy hat who worked in the sewer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (63Dwl)

256 Bad argument. Those big dogs roam a WIDE range, and a young male looking for his own territory will go anywhere. No one gives them a map.

Posted by: MkY at April 06, 2023 09:47 PM (cPGH3)

Wolves are pack animals.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (AwYPR)

257 "Coyotes are everywhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD "

No shit!

Posted by: Guy who pooped a coyote at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (iayUP)

258 Even better than Prometheus. You're one film away from the punchline.
Posted by: Perfect Hair at April 06, 2023 09:49 PM (SF4EO)

I can barely contain my excitement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (kGtj5)

259 Paul Newman played the skinny guy with the goofy hat who worked in the sewer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (63Dwl)

HUD?

Or was that CHUDs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:52 PM (kGtj5)

260 Will the shitter of coyote be at a MoMe?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:53 PM (YdMwc)

261 "I can barely contain my excitement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Try some Coyopectate

Posted by: Guy who pooped a coyote at April 06, 2023 09:55 PM (iayUP)

262 260 Will the shitter of coyote be at a MoMe?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:53 PM (YdMwc)

Just it's ass?

I do not think Ben Had will consider that appropriate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2023 09:55 PM (kGtj5)

263 Wolves are pack animals.
Posted by: BignJames

Yeah... except young males.
Never heard of me?
Heh

Posted by: Lone Wolf at April 06, 2023 09:56 PM (cPGH3)

264 Try some Coyopectate
Posted by: Guy who pooped a coyote at April 06, 2023 09:55 PM (iayUP)

Heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2023 09:56 PM (tkR6S)

265 Paul Newman played the skinny guy with the goofy hat who worked in the sewer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2023 09:51 PM (63Dwl)

---------

When I got my first software engineering job at Computer Sciences Corporation out-of-college in the mid-80's, the Norton Utilities for DOS and Windows 3.1 was all the rage -- especially helpful for recovering accidentally deleted files.

Whenever any of us would mention "Norton" we'd say it like Ralph Kramden did -- cracked me up every time.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 09:57 PM (yVPr3)

266 Yeah... except young males.
Never heard of me?
Heh
Posted by: Lone Wolf at April 06, 2023 09:56 PM (cPGH3)

Here I go again on my own
going down the only road ive ever known
like a twister I was born to walk alone!

Posted by: Whitesnake (yes I know) at April 06, 2023 09:58 PM (kGtj5)

267 Will the shitter of coyote be at a MoMe?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 06, 2023 09:53 PM (YdMwc)

------------

Next to the Wooly Mammoth Meatballs.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 09:59 PM (yVPr3)

268 *Woolly Mammoth Meatballs

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 06, 2023 09:59 PM (yVPr3)

269 Next to the Wooly Mammoth Meatballs.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests

Maybe they'll keep more of the hair out this time, eh?

Posted by: Lone Wolf at April 06, 2023 10:00 PM (cPGH3)

270 ONT is nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 06, 2023 10:02 PM (u73oe)

271 The Russian Blue would paw stuff off of shelves. He also insisted on climbing the Christmas Tree.
He would jump up, sit, examine, and then deliberately shove objects off of shelves. Yes, some cats do it.
Then, he would examine his work and actually sigh.
Russians. Did not cure his existential ennui.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 06, 2023 10:15 PM (UKCk3)

272 The Russian Blue's littermate, a furry White and Black skinny little female (cats can mix like you would not believe), loved snow. Put her outside and she'd burrow into a snowdrift and you'd have to go dig her out, she'd just vanish. She dug like a mole.
They were inseparable, I may have told this story a year or so ago, The Russian Blue died instantly from some aneurysm.
Click! Lights out.
His sister couldn't live without him and pined away, skin and bones within 3 months. We had to put her down so she could be with her brother.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 06, 2023 10:21 PM (UKCk3)

273 I'd never before seen anyone or anything die of grief and loneliness before that.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 06, 2023 10:23 PM (UKCk3)

274 AnOb, what makes you think those letters don't go straight in the shredder?

1. Even if they do they are still work for the lazy clowns.
2. If you have ever worked in the government you would know that the one thing that one thing gov employees do is cover their own asses by dotting i's and crossing t's. Failure to follow established procedure gets you burned, and shitcanning official notice of crime is one of the things that would get an agent in trouble.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 06, 2023 10:41 PM (CecP5)

275 Where wolf?

Posted by: m at April 07, 2023 05:31 AM (kSmii)

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