Are the Long Woke Knives Finally Coming for Don LeMon? A Nasty, <i>Woman-Threatening</i> Texts Is Leaked

Are the Long Woke Knives Finally Coming for Don LeMon? A Nasty, Woman-Threatening Texts Is Leaked

Thanks to Anonosaurus Wrecks, Variety covers the turbulent and stupid history of Don LeMon.

Back in 2008, Don Lemon was co-anchoring CNN's "Live From" weekday show with Kyra Phillips, a gig that he landed after he arrived at the network two years prior from local news in Chicago. For months, tensions between the pair kept mounting. On more than one occasion, a "Live From" producer and a newsroom supervisor had to pull Lemon off the air during a commercial break because of the anchor's provocative antics, not unlike his recent declaration that the 51-year-old Nikki Haley isn't a viable presidential candidate because she "isn't in her prime." Amid the charged atmosphere, sources say Lemon disrespected colleague Nancy Grace on the air and Soledad O'Brien during an editorial meeting attended by roughly 30 staffers.

But his antipathy toward Phillips was particularly concerning and had many members of the close-knit Atlanta news team on edge. While Phillips was on assignment in Iraq -- a high-profile gig that Lemon coveted -- he vented his disappointment at being passed over by tearing up pictures and notes on top of and inside Phillips' desk in the news pod they shared, according to two sources who worked there at the time. When she returned from Iraq, things only got weirder. One night while dining with members of the news team, she received the first of two threatening text messages from an unknown number on her flip phone that warned, "Now you've crossed the line, and you're going to pay for it." Phillips was visibly rattled and quickly enlisted CNN's higher ups to identify the sender.
Remarkably, the texts were traced back to Lemon, according to those same sources. A human resources investigation was launched, and while the findings were never disclosed to the growing pool of staffers who were aware of the situation, Lemon was abruptly pulled from his co-anchor duties with Phillips and moved to the weekends. It was a demotion by any objective measure and understood to be some kind of disciplinary action. It appears to be the last time he was paired with a female anchor until his most recent assignment on "CNN This Morning With Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins."
Phillips, who joined ABC as a Washington-based correspondent in 2018, declined comment. A spokesperson for CNN said, "Don says the alleged incident never occurred and that he was never notified of any investigation. CNN cannot corroborate the alleged events from 15 years ago."

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Those who worked with him say he was a shameless name dropper and left behind hints that he socialized with important people, like a hand-written note from Stedman Graham that he had taped on his computer.

It's just sad that he thinks that a note from Oprah's Do-Nothing Beard is some kind of major status-conferrer.

Some were unnerved by his talk of his previous lawsuits, believing it signaled that he was litigious. He frequently let drop that he successfully sued Tower Records as well as the Chicago PD for racial profiling and didn't need to worry about money thanks to the settlements. (Variety can only find record of the former, which was settled in 2001 and appears to be sealed. Through a CNN spokesperson, Lemon says he never sued the Chicago PD). All the while, he began openly dating a fresh-out-of-college staffer despite a major age difference and power imbalance. (Lemon was 41, while the staffer was 22.) The ambitious anchor, who is gay, was not out of the closet at the time, but wasn't hiding it either. The pair would drive to work together in Lemon's car and began a long-term open relationship. Dating a junior employee was frowned upon at the time.
"As fast as you could make a rule, Don would bend it," says one senior executive at the time.
More troubling was his misogynistic behavior, multiple sources say. Lemon called one of his producers fat to her face. Not long before he was identified as sending threatening texts to Phillips, he mocked Grace on air by mimicking her, shocking fellow colleagues. Grace declined comment but a person close to her tells Variety that "she thinks he's an ass" and that he was always "rude, dismissive and really unfamiliar with the [news] content being discussed."
"That was the beginning of when you knew that Don was kind of volatile and didn't say good things about women," says a witness to the Grace incident.
If Lemon felt threatened by Grace, the biggest star at CNN/Headline News at the time, she wasn't the only one. He was upset that O'Brien landed the gig of hosting CNN's high-profile "Black in America" docuseries, which launched in 2008. During an editorial call attended by roughly 30 staffers, he suggested O'Brien isn't Black, according to two witnesses, who found the characterization wildly offensive. "Don always wanted to be front and center on anything high profile, especially anything involving race," says a colleague.

There's more, of varying levels of seriousness, but I've excerpted the biggest stuff. It reminds everyone that LeMon sent a text of emotional support to Juicy Smolliet, and then refused to recuse himself from the story, and also refused to turn over his texts to the cops.

The article refuses to make any mention at all of Don LeMon's alleged and nasty sexual assault on a bartender. Apparently, for some people's sexual improprieties, the moment you pay your victim off, it becomes officially a Non-Crime.

Posted by: Ace at 01:10 PM

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Posted by: GF at April 05, 2023 01:11 PM (mWnfv)

2 I'd give him a pass on the Grace stuff....can't stand her.

Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2023 01:11 PM (AwYPR)

3 FREEDOM!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:11 PM (yQpMk)

4 They are attacking during Black Pride century?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 01:12 PM (63Dwl)

5 Lemon needs to come out as tranny to save his job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

6 Meow... cat fight

Posted by: It's me donna at April 05, 2023 01:12 PM (bs+z0)

7 Im really shocked that a gay black midget would demonstrate such an unfathomable hatred towards women

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 01:12 PM (VTu1l)

8 While Phillips was on assignment in Iraq -- a high-profile gig that Lemon coveted -- he vented his disappointment at being passed over by tearing up pictures and notes on top of and inside Phillips' desk in the news pod they shared, according to two sources who worked there at the time.
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Now *that* is sensible, level-headed and adult behavior right there!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

9 So close to Pride Month? For shame....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 01:14 PM (XHLJ8)

10 Remarkably, the texts were traced back to Lemon, according to those same sources. A human resources investigation was launched, and while the findings were never disclosed to the growing pool of staffers who were aware of the situation, Lemon was abruptly pulled from his co-anchor duties with Phillips and moved to the weekends.
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I'd be fired immediately and likely sued if not referred for prosecution.

News. What a business.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:14 PM (t0OGg)

11 Who did Don LeMon sleep with to get HIS first CNN Job?

Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 01:14 PM (Z32m1)

12 8 While Phillips was on assignment in Iraq -- a high-profile gig that Lemon coveted -- he vented his disappointment at being passed over by tearing up pictures and notes on top of and inside Phillips' desk in the news pod they shared, according to two sources who worked there at the time.
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Now *that* is sensible, level-headed and adult behavior right there!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

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I'm so glad this man has a platform where he can reach hundreds of thousands of people, and I can't get anyone to buy my intricately crafted novels.

It's only fair. He's black, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

13 While Phillips was on assignment in Iraq -- a high-profile gig that Lemon coveted

Hey Lemon, what do muslim countries do to fags?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 01:15 PM (XdIKT)

14 like a hand-written note from Stedman Graham

I guess this is supposed to be someone important.

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:15 PM (h5TKJ)

15 Why would anyone be surprised at this?

He's a gay man. Gay men hate women. Gay men OPENLY display this behavior because that's part of being The Gay.

This is not a secret.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:15 PM (/F4Jb)

16 sources say Lemon disrespected colleague Nancy Grace on the air and Soledad O'Brien during an editorial meeting attended by roughly 30 staffers

HOW MANY staffers? Come again?

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 01:15 PM (786Ro)

17 Why, exactly, should I care?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 05, 2023 01:16 PM (7B5FA)

18 But his antipathy toward Phillips was particularly concerning and had many members of the close-knit Atlanta news team on edge.
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Is it wrong that I read "Atlanta" as "Antifa"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 01:16 PM (2hlEI)

19 Hmmm, I thought gay and black was higher on the pyramid of woke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

20 HOW MANY staffers? Come again?
Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 01:15 PM (786Ro)

That is a shitload of woke drones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)

21 Wow I'm shocked. A mentally-ill retard:

-- with serious self-esteem and insecurity issues,
-- who has no use for women,
-- who hates that real women get most of the desirable men and their beautiful juicy tasty swollen cocks,
-- and who looks and acts like a prissy, catty, spiteful, hateful primadonna drama-queen mega-bitch,

Actually IS a a prissy, catty, spiteful, hateful primadonna drama-queen mega-bitch!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

22 Don't care. Have never watched Don Lemon on anything...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 05, 2023 01:17 PM (XMwZJ)

23 18 But his antipathy toward Phillips was particularly concerning and had many members of the close-knit Atlanta news team on edge.
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Is it wrong that I read "Atlanta" as "Antifa"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 01:16 PM (2hlEI)

Nothing for 'antipathy'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)

24 Smell my finger!

Posted by: Lemon Pledge at April 05, 2023 01:17 PM (j+jCx)

25 Ahem: "María de la Soledad Teresa O'Brien"

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (MvF+J)

26 So, another example of 'Asshoe gotta asshoe'?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (qoGsy)

27 A murder of crows. A pod of dolphins. A whimper of wokes.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (vpm59)

28 There's a reason Teh Donald called LeMon the dumbest man in television.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (AW0uW)

29 the while, he began openly dating a fresh-out-of-college staffer despite a major age difference and power imbalance. (Lemon was 41, while the staffer was 22.) ...
"As fast as you could make a rule, Don would bend it," says one senior executive at the time.
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Oooooookay. I just checked his Wiki page and Don Lemon is 57. So this happened 16 *years* ago.

So Don Lemon basically bends or breaks every rule, preys on his coworkers, threatens his coworkers, etc. for more than decade and all is well?

News. What a business.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

30 Also from the article, Goldie Taylor says:

"I'm never surprised when Don gets in trouble," she tells Variety. "It makes me neither happy nor sad to see him undermine his own success. There was a time when it appeared that Black people were most often the subject of his ire. Now, it seems to me that when he says something offensive, there's almost always a woman on the other side."

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (j2Xg6)

31 While Phillips was on assignment in Iraq -- a high-profile gig that Lemon coveted

I'm sure he was mostly upset because he'd already paid for a goat costume.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (Bd6X8)

32 -- with serious self-esteem and insecurity issues,
-- who has no use for women,
-- who hates that real women get most of the desirable men and their beautiful juicy tasty swollen cocks,
-- and who looks and acts like a prissy, catty, spiteful, hateful primadonna drama-queen mega-bitch,

Actually IS a a prissy, catty, spiteful, hateful primadonna drama-queen mega-bitch!
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

You just 'described' a few of the gay people I have known.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

33 "Lemon disrespected colleague Nancy Grace"

She's tough. She can take it. If she complained, I'd be surprised.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (MvF+J)

34 29 So Don Lemon basically bends or breaks every rule, preys on his coworkers, threatens his coworkers, etc. for more than decade and all is well?

Gay News. What a fabulous business.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

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Suggested addendums.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

35 The article refuses to make any mention at all of Don LeMon's alleged and nasty sexual assault on a bartender. Apparently, for some people's sexual improprieties, the moment you pay your victim off, it becomes officially a Non-Crime.
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He's special. Not because he's black or gay - though that helps - but because he's an official propagandist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

36 The is the face the Daily Daddario made when Don Lemon said something catty about her top:

https://tinyurl.com/yckrsmz9

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

37 28 There's a reason Teh Donald called LeMon the dumbest man in television.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (AW0uW)

That is possibly the highest career summit I have ever heard mentioned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (zZu0s)

38 Smell the glove.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (krQz2)

39 Ha. Gays hate *everyone*, so much so that Gay people write articles in Gay magazines about how petty and Gay their Gay bullsh*t is:

" Why Do So Many LGBTs Hate Each Other?

...And there's even animus within each of the LGBT letters! After all, I know muscle queens who can't stand twinks who detest bears who resent leather queens. "Straight acting" dudes look down on effeminate ones, I guess because they can't be bothered to "act" like anything but themselves. Let's also not forget that older gays commonly trash younger ones ("They don't know anything!") and the younger ones return the favor ("They're tired!") And then you have your gay Republicans..."

https://tinyurl.com/2yyx38do

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (/F4Jb)

40 "Lemon disrespected colleague Nancy Grace"

I'll alert the media.

No - wait. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (qoGsy)

41 Oprah's Do-Nothing Beard

lmao

also lmao at CNN corralling the hosts' desks into a "news pod"

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (786Ro)

42 A noose will appear.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (vpm59)

43 The is the face the Daily Daddario made when Don Lemon said something catty about her top:

https://tinyurl.com/yckrsmz9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
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She doesn't look revolted at all.

I declare this to be fake news.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

44 "his most recent assignment is "CNN This Morning With Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins.""

That seems like sufficient punishment for even the most icky twink cad.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (MvF+J)

45
News. What a ~~business~~ racket.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

FIFY

Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (Z32m1)

46 For a bunch of people who regularly solemnly shake their heads at over half the country, it's hard not to notice Our Network/Cable News Betters act like a bunch of animals.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (ei7q6)

47 36 The is the face the Daily Daddario made when Don Lemon said something catty about her top:

https://tinyurl.com/yckrsmz9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

She REALLY needs to smile more. Her default, resting face looks like the part of the horror movie when the hot chick you just picked up opens her needle filled mouth and starts snacking on your favorite face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (zZu0s)

48 A noose will appear.
Posted by: ZOD

Noose out from should have told you.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (qoGsy)

49 I understand that sodomites tend to hate women. And yet the gayest guy in my high school was always surrounded by girls and the gay in worked with seemed to be popular with the women on staff.
Just an observation.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:22 PM (eGTCV)

50 43 https://tinyurl.com/yckrsmz9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)
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She doesn't look revolted at all.

I declare this to be fake news.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

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It's more a dismissive, unimpressed look at the low quality shade he was trying to send her way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

51 Don LeMon is a splinter in The Fart Clams of the left, at some point they were going to remove that splinter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2023 01:22 PM (XFPre)

52 >>40 "Lemon disrespected colleague Nancy Grace"

It's a shame the two can't be sewn together at the mouth.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 01:22 PM (vpm59)

53 There's a reason Teh Donald called LeMon the dumbest man in television.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (AW0uW)
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Microcephalic melanistic hog-chugger.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 01:22 PM (2hlEI)

54 FIFY
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (Z32m1)
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A racket indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

55 So the gay Ron Burgundy.

Stay classy, Fatlanta.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (jzzG8)

56 And to think cable subscribers are still paying his salary.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (7LUjS)

57 Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:21 PM (/F4Jb)

Has this person ever met gay people?

Maybe the 'gay' designation does not have as much tribal solidarity as they think it does?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (zZu0s)

58 He's special. Not because he's black or gay - though that helps - but because he's an official propagandist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

You're right. And it does boil down to that one thing: He has the blessing of the Kalorama junta.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (BdMk6)

59 Don Lemon is not in his prime.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (1huWu)

60 @38 you rang?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (386ly)

61 TMJ said it better than I in 34.

Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (Z32m1)

62 Microcephalic melanistic hog-chugger.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 01:22 PM (2hlEI)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)

63 61 TMJ said it better than I in 34.
Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 01:23 PM (Z32m1)

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TMJ sounds like a cool guy.

With sincere affection,
TJM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

64 Surprised I am not.

Posted by: Yoda at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (AMIL/)

65 38 Smell the glove.
Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (krQz2)

'You should have seen what they WANTED her to be sniffing!!'
-Fran Drescher

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

66 "the face the Daily Daddario made when Don Lemon said something catty about her"

Looks to me like he hypnotized her. Good time to give her suggestions.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (MvF+J)

67 I hope CNN never gets rid of Don Lemon, because CNN and its employees deserve Don Lemon. Like Attila the Hun, Don Lemon is The Scourge of God. I'm sure my hopes will be disappointed in this case though. Because Don Lemon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (KFhLj)

68 TMJ sounds like a cool guy.

With sincere affection,
TJM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

Eh, he's kind of a retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

69 I'm so glad this man has a platform where he can reach hundreds of thousands of people, and I can't get anyone to buy my intricately crafted novels.

**fistbump**

Preach it, brother.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (AW0uW)

70 68 TMJ sounds like a cool guy.

With sincere affection,
TJM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

Eh, he's kind of a retard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

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Rumors are that he's dyslexic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

71
So Don got bitchy with the other bitches they put him on the air with. What a black hole.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 05, 2023 01:26 PM (P6qMv)

72 69 I'm so glad this man has a platform where he can reach hundreds of thousands of people, and I can't get anyone to buy my intricately crafted novels.

**fistbump**

Preach it, brother.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:25 PM (AW0uW)

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Now's always a good moment for a review instead of another episode of The King of Queens...

*cough*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

73
Has this person ever met gay people?

Maybe the 'gay' designation does not have as much tribal solidarity as they think it does?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

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The link goes to Out Magazine.

It's literally written and published in a magazine entirely about The Gay.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:26 PM (/F4Jb)

74 Rumors are that he's dyslexic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

His wife says that he has trouble keeping things straight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

75 Dating a junior employee was frowned upon at the time.

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I'm guessing now it's mandatory

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (yu8eA)

76 Hey CNN,

Want to give Don Lemon a message?

Assign him as sole anchor for a news show at 4AM Eastern.

Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (Z32m1)

77 73 The link goes to Out Magazine.

It's literally written and published in a magazine entirely about The Gay.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:26 PM (/F4Jb)

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Just like how USA Today is about the USA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

78 "like a hand-written note from Stedman Graham that he had taped on his computer."

It's just sad that he thinks that a note from Oprah's Do-Nothing Beard is some kind of major status-conferrer.

Thanks for saving me from having to DDG Stedman Graham, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (a3Q+t)

79 The link goes to Out Magazine.

It's literally written and published in a magazine entirely about The Gay.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:26 PM (/F4Jb)

Heh. My question stands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

80 69 I'm so glad this man has a platform where he can reach hundreds of thousands of people, and I can't get anyone to buy my intricately crafted novels.

If this is CNN we're talking about shouldn't that be hundreds of dozens of people?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

81 The only thing I know about Don is that he speculated that an airliner flew into a black hole and disappeared. That was all I have ever needed to know about Don. He's an idiot.

Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (dTFZY)

82 Why has Lemon not been fired ? 1) he's gay 2) he's African American 3) he's a leftist. Why is he about to be fired? 1) he's dumb as a stump 2) he's an obnoxious ahole 3) CNN is going broke and his ratings suck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (386ly)

83 Thanks for saving me from having to DDG Stedman Graham, Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (a3Q+t)
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They named a destroyer after him??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (2hlEI)

84 Dating a junior employee was frowned upon at the time.

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I'm guessing now it's ~~man~~they/themdatory
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Please.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (qoGsy)

85 OK, now we now Stedman Graham is gay. Before, we were pretty sure, but the LeMon thing seals it.

But is he the gayest Graham?

Posted by: Wally at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (FJYfm)

86 Don Lemon is tame in comparison to the out and out transgender weirdos. Yea, he's a prissy cock nibbler and an entitled shit, but nothing compares to some of the transgender sick fucks running free.

Still, I'd like to see a photo of him sucking dick for money at some Love's truck stop outside of Reno. Just for the LOL's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (Q4IgG)

87 People like Lon Demon will eventually take themselves out. Narcists can only get away with it for a while until people find out what a shitbird they are. Lemony hasn't been canned yet because he's black and ghey. If it were a white guy he'd have been canned a long time ago. His ratings suck and he's a complete douchebag. But the race/ghey card will eventually not be enough.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (GwxCX)

88 81 The only thing I know about Don is that he speculated that an airliner flew into a black hole and disappeared. That was all I have ever needed to know about Don. He's an idiot.
Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (dTFZY)

*throws coat over string board*

I dunno. I'd be willing to hear his argument.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (zZu0s)

89 You know it's going to be good when a fickle, passive aggressive, overly emotional poofter butts heads with a fickle, passive aggressive, overly emotional woman and her support group.

Posted by: Gordon Shumway loves Human fireworks at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (+eHVa)

90 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes. You never go full Howard Hughes.

https://tinyurl.com/app/

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

91 19 Hmmm, I thought gay and black was higher on the pyramid of woke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

He's old.

That destroys ALL woke points.

Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (UnA8+)

92 If this is CNN we're talking about shouldn't that be hundreds of dozens of people?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

I think one of the recent "awe moments" was when I heard that Joe Rogan has a bigger audience than the headline shows at CNN

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (xhaym)

93 Don LeMoan should chill out with a Butt Bud Light.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

94 85 OK, now we now Stedman Graham is gay. Before, we were pretty sure, but the LeMon thing seals it.

But is he the gayest Graham?
Posted by: Wally at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (FJYfm)

I have no idea who Stedman Graham is, so I searched.

I still have no idea who this person is.

I am closing the ticket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (zZu0s)

95 90 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes. You never go full Howard Hughes.

https://tinyurl.com/app/
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

=========

Unless I get pictures of Putin's unclipped toenails sticking out the end of tissue boxes, I won't believe it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

96 Read the content and the most surprising this is Solidad O'Brien is black.

What?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (DcKNO)

97 Has LeMon ever had a passive aggressive slap fight with Tater?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (eGTCV)

98 But is he the gayest Graham?
Posted by: Wally at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM

Gay Grahams, new from Nabisco!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (GwxCX)

99 his recent declaration that the 51-year-old Nikki Haley isn't a viable presidential candidate because she "isn't in her prime."

Come on, she has no cock. How nasty-looking and bigoted is that?!

Posted by: Don LeMon at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (Sv58p)

100 I'm guessing now it's manthey/themdatory
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Please.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 01:28 PM (qoGsy)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (zZu0s)

101 reach hundreds of thousands of people

***************

Is that what we're calling an audience of 2 dozen people these days?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (VTu1l)

102 I think one of the recent "awe moments" was when I heard that Joe Rogan has a bigger audience than the headline shows at CNN
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (xhaym)

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Rogan's audience is 10x CNN's.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (DcKNO)

103
Still, I'd like to see a photo of him sucking dick for money at some Love's truck stop outside of Reno. Just for the LOL's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

For the record, It was a Sheetz outside of SLC.

Posted by: Closeted Pierre Delecto at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (qoGsy)

104 97 Has LeMon ever had a passive aggressive slap fight with Tater?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (eGTCV)

I am sure there is someone somewhere with that sexual fantasy.

I've been on the internet since the beginning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (zZu0s)

105 97 Has LeMon ever had a passive aggressive slap fight with Tater?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (eGTCV)

Slap fights with Don are the BEST. I miss him. Sigh.

Posted by: Tater Stelter at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (P6qMv)

106
Unless I get pictures of Putin's unclipped toenails sticking out the end of tissue boxes, I won't believe it.

How about urine in jars? Where do you stand on urine in jars?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (eOEVl)

107 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes. You never go full Howard Hughes.
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Why is this storage room in the Kremlin full of urine bags, comrade?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 01:32 PM (2hlEI)

108 96 Her mom is 'Afro-Cuban.'

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at April 05, 2023 01:32 PM (MvF+J)

109 The only thing I know about Don is that he speculated that an airliner flew into a black hole and disappeared. That was all I have ever needed to know about Don. He's an idiot.
Posted by: huerfano

He saw a rerun of "Fringe" on HLN

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 01:32 PM (786Ro)

110 #DrunkDonLeMon was such a hit as a New Year's Eve host, at least one day he'll be able to replace Dick Clark when that guy dies ... so he's got that going for him.

I would say Learn to Blow, but I'm pretty sure he has a PHd in that already.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:32 PM (CE2Fi)

111 @98 you really don't want to know what the frosting in Gay Grahams is made of

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 01:32 PM (386ly)

112 > Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

Your link is broken.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 01:33 PM (j2Xg6)

113 I would say Learn to Blow, but I'm pretty sure he has a PHd in that already.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests

PhD - "Puffing Harder and Deeper"?

Posted by: Closeted Pierre Delecto at April 05, 2023 01:33 PM (qoGsy)

114 reach hundreds of thousands of people

**********

Also keep in mind CNN's numbers are being held up because thousands of airport bartenders are too lazy to change the channel

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 01:33 PM (VTu1l)

115
m-m-m-my uh ass, uh-it-uh, itches

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at April 05, 2023 01:33 PM (vwCZJ)

116 And boom goes the backfire

New Rasmussen poll taken *after* indictment has Trump w/biggest ever lead over Biden 47-40

Back in Feb, Trump was *losing* 45-42

Polling was Dem heavy too:

36% Dem
33% GOP

The more they indict, the higher Trump’s flight!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 01:33 PM (DMyTF)

117 88 81 The only thing I know about Don is that he speculated that an airliner flew into a black hole and disappeared.
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The guy is very knowledgeable about black holes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 01:33 PM (4vi12)

118 The is the face the Daily Daddario made when Don Lemon said something catty about her top:

https://tinyurl.com/yckrsmz9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

The other day I discovered the golf commentator Cara Banks. English and 6' 1". My dream girl.

https://tinyurl.com/2f9mn5ka

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (AW0uW)

119 LeMon is vile and stupid enough for The View but too feminine.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (eGTCV)

120 But is he the gayest Graham?
Posted by: Wally

Outside of South Carolina.

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (786Ro)

121 Off! Inadvertent, but hilarious sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (qoGsy)

122 Story at red State. The DOJ has agreed to a $144 M settlement with 75 plaintiffs in the Southerland Springs church shooting that killed 25. The AirForce has been found negligent in that they did not put the shooters felony record and dishonorable discharge in the Nics database which would have prevented him from purchasing a gun from a licensed FFL dealer.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (F0jcH)

123 That's some serious Gay Black Privilege right there.

Toxic homosexuality?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (CE2Fi)

124 Speaking of twats. Was there any more to the story that AOC was using some fake Twat account under, something Demon? Can't remember the name. Just wondering, need a good LOL today.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (GwxCX)

125 Of course they didn't fire this son-of-a-bitch. CNN always puts the narrative above the truth.

At least they're consistent assholes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 01:35 PM (wtvvX)

126 It's hard to imagine Lemon covering a serious story. Like, what would he do if he was assigned to Afghanistan? Probably just hang around in the bar until it was time to go on air.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 05, 2023 01:35 PM (p+1gI)

127 If it is it'll be self serving. Dems will use it to claim they police their own, and don't stand for such filth! Except that they ignore it for decades.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 05, 2023 01:35 PM (ssT9e)

128 124 zaza demon

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at April 05, 2023 01:35 PM (MvF+J)

129 Tucker Carlson told the story of someone who was at dinner with Lemon. The waiter told them the dessert selections, which included some flavor of sorbet. Lemon very loudly and condescendingly corrected the mans' pronunciation, insisting it was pronounced "sorbeT".

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 05, 2023 01:35 PM (ei7q6)

130 He's going to go live his life as an angry, hate-filled, ghey black man.

Posted by: Maybe Kevin Spacey can give pointers at April 05, 2023 01:35 PM (dMtzC)

131 Speaking of twats. Was there any more to the story that AOC was using some fake Twat account under, something Demon? Can't remember the name. Just wondering, need a good LOL today.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (GwxCX)

Zaza Demon. Who then claimed to not be AOC and deleted the account.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:36 PM (xhaym)

132 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

Putin's started a globe-spanning airline and is banging an endless string of Hollywood hotties?

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)

133 Justice 4 Donnie!

Posted by: Not Jussie at April 05, 2023 01:36 PM (786Ro)

134 Just think of the emotional blackmail if The Le Don had a nuclear football.

Reminds me of someone i know.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (rb1J+)

135 Puhleazeeee, Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Angry Gay Men Everywhere at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (jeaYr)

136 If I did ANTHING near any single thing he's accused of doing and did, I'd be fired immediately, and deservedly so.

Then again I'm a straight, christian, brown man whose political beliefs are to the constitutional side of the spectrum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

137 103
Still, I'd like to see a photo of him sucking dick for money at some Love's truck stop outside of Reno. Just for the LOL's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

For the record, It was a Sheetz outside of SLC.

Posted by: Closeted Pierre Delecto at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (qoGsy)

It was a Buc-ee's outside of Plano.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

138 132 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

Putin's started a globe-spanning airline and is banging an endless string of Hollywood hotties?
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)

========

He's started selling experimental aircraft of his own design to the US military.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

139 ZaSu Pitts >>> Zaza Demon

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (2hlEI)

140 Lemon is of a protected class and knows it, which is why he's still employed. What Lemon doesn't realize is: "protected victim class" is only protected as long as corporate is willing to overlook indiscretions.

It appears HR is finally going after Lemon because corporate has had enough.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (2YtOq)

141 He's going to go live his life as an angry, hate-filled, ghey black man.
Posted by: Maybe Kevin Spacey

I wonder if LeMon might be induced to spend quality time with Ed Buck?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (XdIKT)

142 The link goes to Out Magazine.

It's literally written and published in a magazine entirely about The Gay.

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Just like how USA Today is about the USA.

--

I'm betting The Gay is a lot like what we're seeing with the groomers / cross-dresser sex cult. The men dressing as women are performers in a blackface equivalent.

I bet The Gay is the same. The stereotype is to be catty, bitchy, and horrible, and that's a cultural standard. Same as the lisp or other "gay" things to let people know you're The Gay. Because there is no reason for an adult to develop a lisp unless there was some medical emergency or problem involved.

They know what is expected of them, and they're doing their best to play the role.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (/F4Jb)

143 It appears HR is finally going after Lemon because corporate has had enough.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (2YtOq)
++++
And it only took at least 16 years!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)

144 135 Puhleazeeee, Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Angry Gay Men Everywhere at April 05, 2023 01:37 PM (jeaYr)

Which gay men find abhorrent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

145 132 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

He's banging Jane Russell in the Spruce Goose?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

146 Putin's started a globe-spanning airline and is banging an endless string of Hollywood hotties?
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)

He is travelling across the US by car with a guy named Melvin

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (xhaym)

147 What do mummies and gay men have in common?

They're both afraid of pussies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

148 This political situation is quite disturbing.
I mean, only ONE former president has been indicted?
We can do better.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (YUTmG)

149 Still, I'd like to see a photo of him sucking dick for money at some Love's truck stop outside of Reno. Just for the LOL's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

For the record, It was a Sheetz outside of SLC.

Posted by: Closeted Pierre Delecto at April 05, 2023 01:31 PM (qoGsy)

It was a Buc-ee's outside of Plano.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

♪♪
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everwhere
♪♪

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (786Ro)

150 Putin's started a globe-spanning airline and is banging an endless string of Hollywood hotties?
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:36 PM (h5TKJ)
++++
No, he's building an extremely innovative ship to go pluck an American submarine off the seabed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)

151 148 This political situation is quite disturbing.
I mean, only ONE former president has been indicted?
We can do better.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (YUTmG)

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Make it bipartisan. Indict W.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

152 But how did Lemon record the pay off? As long as it's not legal fees he's ok...

Posted by: Inogame at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (53oGX)

153
He's banging Jane Russell in the Spruce Goose?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

Isn't Spruce Goose a brand of vodka?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (eGTCV)

154 >>A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

Believe ALL propaganda.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (SIRiz)

155 Suggested alternate headline: The Night of the Long Fingernails

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (XHLJ8)

156 Sad Don has "The Way We Were" playing on a loop on Spotify while drinking wine coolers and drunk-dialing old boyfriends.

Posted by: Play Misty (Watercolor Memories) For Me at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (VsUo2)

157 Matt Walsh's arguments are getting sharper. Walsh talks about how women can get pregnant and men can't. The confused man he's talking to shoots back the standard talking point that not all women can get pregnant (menopause, medical issues). Does that mean they're not women?

Walsh then illustrates the idea that exceptions don't prove the rule with a simple analogy. It's perfectly reasonable to state that people have two legs. If a person has a number of legs other than two, you don't call that person a new species or claim the number of legs is a spectrum, you simply assume something went wrong. They were in war, a car accident, or suffered from some medical issue.

https://bit.ly/3Gjo9N0

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (j2Xg6)

158 154 >>A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

Believe ALL propaganda.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (SIRiz)

=======

Take the news as poorly written entertainment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

159 https://tinyurl.com/app/
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

That's not how you use Tinyurl. Although I have to say, Putin's various speeches are considerably more lucid than anything Joe Biden can possibly say.

Posted by: trev006 at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (DTm0P)

160 It's hard to imagine Lemon covering a serious story. Like, what would he do if he was assigned to Afghanistan? Probably just hang around in the bar until it was time to go on air.

Roland Hedley Jr is more of a journalist than LeMon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (AW0uW)

161 He is travelling across the US by car with a guy named Melvin

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (xhaym)

LOL. Melvin Dummar got shafted.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

162 145 132 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

He's banging Jane Russell in the Spruce Goose?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

Paying for movies to be filmed in radioactive test sites?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

163 This is our future. We won't be lined up against the wall or thrown in masses in prison. We'll live with a deteriorating, ever more corrupt country. Where nothing works as it used to. Soviet-style lines at the grocery store omly to buy tainted meat and drugs and auto parts, if you can get them. One GOP President followed by a "snap back" to.more Draconian measures. Oh Brave New World.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (450RH)

164 It's just sad that he thinks that a note from Oprah's Do-Nothing Beard is some kind of major status-conferrer.

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Man, that's funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (DcKNO)

165 Soledad O’Brien was a cutie back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (sjxgf)

166 You never go full Howard Hughes.

Shut your mouth!

Posted by: Howard Stern at April 05, 2023 01:41 PM (786Ro)

167
Roland Hedley Jr is more of a journalist than LeMon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (AW0uW)

Les Nessman was a better journalist.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:41 PM (eGTCV)

168 Story at red State. The DOJ has agreed to a $144 M settlement with 75 plaintiffs in the Southerland Springs church shooting that killed 25. The AirForce has been found negligent in that they did not put the shooters felony record and dishonorable discharge in the Nics database which would have prevented him from purchasing a gun from a licensed FFL dealer.

--

This is so irritating.

"The Air Force". No, a person in the Air Force, or a group of people, made that decision. And they will retire with benefits and go on to their next cushy job, with no problems because of this decision.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:41 PM (/F4Jb)

169 160 It's hard to imagine Lemon covering a serious story. Like, what would he do if he was assigned to Afghanistan? Probably just hang around in the bar until it was time to go on air.

Roland Hedley Jr is more of a journalist than LeMon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (AW0uW)

Was he the one that came up with the "Black Hole" disappearance of that flight? What's with him and black holes? Oh right, he's gay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

170 Your link is broken.

Sorry.

https://tinyurl.com/ynr6bc9z

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:41 PM (eOEVl)

171 He's going to go live his life as an angry, hate-filled, ghey black man.

Maybe he can star in "The Thurgood Marshall Story."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:42 PM (AW0uW)

172 I thought Lemon was a South African but Wiki says he's from Louisiana. I guess I am confusing him with that other hiyella homo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:42 PM (yQpMk)

173 "he was always "rude, dismissive and really unfamiliar with the [news] content being discussed."
_________

This, in many ways, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 01:42 PM (gf7Ez)

174 Bitchy misogynist queen is bitchy.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 05, 2023 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

175 The other day I discovered the golf commentator Cara Banks. English and 6' 1". My dream girl.

https://tinyurl.com/2f9mn5ka
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM

Those legs go all the way up, don't they?

Here, you can borrow my climbing gear.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 01:42 PM (XHLJ8)

176 "As fast as you could make a rule, Don would bend it," says one senior executive at the time.

A classic characteristic of a sociopath.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:43 PM (ZSK0i)

177 Your link is broken

Me too!

Posted by: Giselle Fetterman at April 05, 2023 01:43 PM (786Ro)

178 158 154 >>A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

Believe ALL propaganda.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (SIRiz)

=======

Take the news as poorly written entertainment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

Well the good news is it might be replaced by poorly written entertainment by AI.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2023 01:43 PM (eYoxG)

179 Me too!
Posted by: Giselle Fetterman at April 05, 2023 01:43 PM (786Ro)
++++
Not "broken," Giselle. The word you're looking for is "missing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg)

180 176 "As fast as you could make a rule, Don would bend it," says one senior executive at the time.

A classic characteristic of a sociopath.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:43 PM (ZSK0i)

Which makes for good businessmen and politicians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

181 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes.

--

He sat down for an interview with the Ghost of KEEEEV

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:44 PM (/F4Jb)

182 =========

Unless I get pictures of Putin's unclipped toenails sticking out the end of tissue boxes, I won't believe it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

It was just a couple weeks ago that he drove himself into Mariapol now annexed into Russia from Ukraine and visited a number of the projects there rebuilding. So if this is saying he's hiding away from all sight its wrong.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 01:44 PM (eoQWY)

183 179 Me too!
Posted by: Giselle Fetterman at April 05, 2023 01:43 PM (786Ro)
++++
Not "broken," Giselle. The word you're looking for is "missing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg)

He does seem to be "404" quite often.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

184
DOCTOR Jill is in Vermont today, shoring up support for the President in that vital toss-up state.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 01:45 PM (j4U/Z)

185
"CNN This Morning With Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins."

A sourpuss queer, a woman with a spoiled preppy brat name, and another woman with a stripper name from a Country/Western dive bar.

Yeah, that's gravitas. A lineup to take seriously.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 01:45 PM (n+4am)

186 >>It was just a couple weeks ago that he drove himself into Mariapol now annexed into Russia from Ukraine and visited a number of the projects there rebuilding. So if this is saying he's hiding away from all sight its wrong.

12 months ago he died of cancer in a bunker in Siberia.

For a Shut-In, this guy gets around.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (SIRiz)

187 We'll live with a deteriorating, ever more corrupt country. Where nothing works as it used to. Soviet-style lines at the grocery store omly to buy tainted meat and drugs and auto parts, if you can get them. One GOP President followed by a "snap back" to.more Draconian measures. Oh Brave New World.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (450RH)
---
We're "Under New Management".

We were a mess, but not a big enough mess for the new management--which can't do anything right, but they'll fix that by forcing you to do it anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (krQz2)

188 185
"CNN This Morning With Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins."

A sourpuss queer, a woman with a spoiled preppy brat name, and another woman with a stripper name from a Country/Western dive bar.

Yeah, that's gravitas. A lineup to take seriously.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 01:45 PM (n+4am)

Three women?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (ynpvh)

189 Soledad O’Brien was a cutie back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (sjxgf)

She's no Laurie Dhue

Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (iY8R7)

190 The other day I discovered the golf commentator Cara Banks. English and 6' 1". My dream girl.

https://tinyurl.com/2f9mn5ka
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM

Very pretty and I get it, she is 6' 1", but that picture makes her feet look ginormus!

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (gmo/4)

191 How many redeeming qualities are to be found, collectively, in the CNN on air staff?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (eGTCV)

192 >>The other day I discovered the golf commentator Cara Banks. English and 6' 1". My dream girl.

She's got legs!

Posted by: ZZ Top at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (SIRiz)

193 Very pretty and I get it, she is 6' 1", but that picture makes her feet look ginormus!
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (gmo/4)

You know what they say about big feet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

194 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

195 Which makes for good businessmen and politicians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

I dunno. The current state of our "elite class" would seem to argue otherwise.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (ZSK0i)

196 191 How many redeeming qualities are to be found, collectively, in the CNN on air staff?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (eGTCV)

No California Redemption Value either, I would assume, although I've not looked at it in a long time, so I don't know how much plastic is there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

197 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Oh my.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

198 Ah. I see the various cancers and running out of ammo and having mercenaries frontally assualt entrenched positions to take a strategically insignificant city and all die and losing all his tanks and watching his economy collapse has finally broken Putin.

I bet the uncontrolled bowels was the straw that broke the bear's back.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 01:48 PM (1ais2)

199 Soledad Villamil >>>>>>Soledad O'Brien

Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (xhaym)

200 Speaking of twats. Was there any more to the story that AOC was using some fake Twat account under, something Demon? Can't remember the name. Just wondering, need a good LOL today.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM (GwxCX)

Evidence seemed convincing - a tweet to AOC's account was responded to on the Fake account as if the original message was sent there, not like it was a third party comment. This is usually how sockpuppets are discovered, right?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (eoQWY)

201 She's no Laurie Dhue

Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (iY8R7)

Hmmmm. She' seems to be rather tall, too!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (wtvvX)

202 Well the good news is it might be replaced by poorly written entertainment by AI.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2023 01:43 PM (eYoxG)

--------

ChatKGB.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (lRD9v)

203 195 Which makes for good businessmen and politicians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

I dunno. The current state of our "elite class" would seem to argue otherwise.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (ZSK0i)

That's because the wrong incentives are in place. You need incentives to make bad people do the right thing, and the current set-up is run and policed by bad actors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

204 197 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Doesn't she know it's not polite to point?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

205 “The judge in this case knows this case needs to be dismissed. But he wants to inflict maximum damage on Trump and cause maximum turmoil in the party, so he scheduled the next hearing for December -- just a month before people start voting in the primaries in January.”

This is willowed, but I have a different theory: I don’t think this will ever be actually prosecuted or move beyond the bare indictments. Pushing the next hearing out nine fucking months is a “tell” that neither the DA nor the judge want this case to go forward. They want the specter of the indictments to hang over Trump’s head. As they say, the process is the punishment.

But as dumb and incompetent as the DA and judge are, they are not so dumb as to fail to see how unbelievable flimsy insufficient this “indictment” is. They don’t want any of this tested. They want to drag this out for as long as possible and then silently bury it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

206 You know what they say about big feet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

That the guy banging her has a big johnson?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (ZSK0i)

207 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (IXZGh)

208 Ah. I see the various cancers and running out of ammo and having mercenaries frontally assualt entrenched positions to take a strategically insignificant city and all die and losing all his tanks and watching his economy collapse has finally broken Putin.

I bet the uncontrolled bowels was the straw that broke the bear's back.

Posted by: Thesokorus

--

If they can just get $100,000,000,000 more they can finally put this thing away or at least have another two months of standing still before needing to admit they're losing again.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (/F4Jb)

209 189 Soledad O’Brien was a cutie back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (sjxgf)

She's no Laurie Dhue
Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2023 01:46 PM (iY8R7)

NAUERT. HEATHER NAUERT

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (1ais2)

210 That's because the wrong incentives are in place. You need incentives to make bad people do the right thing, and the current set-up is run and policed by bad actors.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

Ok, I'll bite. So how do you propose to put the necessary incentives in place?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (ZSK0i)

211 Still, I'd like to see a photo of him sucking dick for money at some Love's truck stop outside of Reno. Just for the LOL's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

For the record, It was a Sheetz outside of SLC.
Posted by: Closeted Pierre Delecto

It was a Buc-ee's outside of Plano.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

LeMon showed no interest in the Beaver Nuggets, and was disappointed at the Meat offerings.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (qoGsy)

212 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Not the first adjectives I might have chosen, but a good undersell ...

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)

213 >>This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0

I would like to gnaw on her anterior, superior iliac spine.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (SIRiz)

214 D'oh!

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (h5TKJ)

215 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM

Poor thing must be freezing. I'd be happy to donate some body heat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (XHLJ8)

216 sources say Lemon disrespected colleague Nancy Grace on the air and Soledad O'Brien during an editorial meeting attended by roughly 30 staffers.

Oh HELLS no. He ain't gettin away wit dat!!!

She KWEEN!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (IXZGh)

217 Ok, I'll bite. So how do you propose to put the necessary incentives in place?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (ZSK0i)

The stocks?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

218 ChatKGB.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (lRD9v)

TaSSGPT

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (xhaym)

219
Soledad O’Brien was a cutie back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

To look at, maybe. She's always been a sanctimonious, self-absorbed twat. When she was at CNN doing mornings with Bill Hemmer, he referred to her on-air as "Solie" as a friendly term of endearment. You could practically hear her teeth grinding as she fake-smiled and said "Solie.... I like it." And they immediately went to a commercial.

He NEVER used that name for her again on-air. She must have lit him up during the commercial break.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (n+4am)

220 Oh, spindrift...come to daddy...

Posted by: The Barrel at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (XHLJ8)

221 NAUERT. HEATHER NAUERT

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (1ais2)

Totally agree.

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

222 The other day I discovered the golf commentator Cara Banks. English and 6' 1". My dream girl.

https://tinyurl.com/2f9mn5ka
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 01:34 PM

Those legs go all the way up, don't they?

Here, you can borrow my climbing gear.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I'm having a sudden urge to take up spelunking...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 01:52 PM (n+4am)

223 > Doesn't she know it's not polite to point?

Don't you dare tell her.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 01:52 PM (j2Xg6)

224 Cuban girls are all cute when they are young, unless they cry, then they are the most amazing snot monsters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

225 >>I'm having a sudden urge to take up spelunking...

Careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (SIRiz)

226 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Oh my.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 01:48 PM (yQpMk)

----------

Almost unbelievable.

AI-generated by a TitsGPT ImageBot?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (lRD9v)

227 210 That's because the wrong incentives are in place. You need incentives to make bad people do the right thing, and the current set-up is run and policed by bad actors.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

Ok, I'll bite. So how do you propose to put the necessary incentives in place?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (ZSK0i)

Dunno, to be honest. Founders thought the 2nd Amendment (e.g., the bastards getting strung up by We the People) was enough of an incentive, but we are post-constitutional now. The system is entirely corrupt and run by the corrupt and for the corrupt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

228 Hopefully, and Lefism is a head hunter game, clear out those ahead and take their place.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 01:54 PM (gBWSr)

229 189 Soledad O’Brien was a cutie back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 01:40 PM (sjxgf)

She's no Laurie Dhue
Posted by: Doof

and I could drink her under the table on a bad day.

Posted by: Laurie at April 05, 2023 01:54 PM (DMyTF)

230 AI-generated by a TitsGPT ImageBot?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (lRD9v)
++++
I sense a very strong market for TitsGPT.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

231 The Indiana Governor just signed the bill banning tranny operations for minors.

https://bit.ly/3ZLSmuS

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 01:54 PM (j2Xg6)

232 AI-generated by a TitsGPT ImageBot?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (lRD9v

THE WHO NOW WHAT EXPLAIN THIS

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 01:55 PM (1ais2)

233 TaSSGPT

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 01:51 PM (xhaym)

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Nice.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:55 PM (lRD9v)

234 210 Ok, I'll bite. So how do you propose to put the necessary incentives in place?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:50 PM (ZSK0i)

Hire a Heavyweight Boxer to punch them in the face every time they do the wrong thing.

Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 01:55 PM (UnA8+)

235 230 AI-generated by a TitsGPT ImageBot?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (lRD9v)
++++
I sense a very strong market for TitsGPT.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

I for one welcome our new AI overlords.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2023 01:55 PM (eYoxG)

236 Dunno, to be honest. Founders thought the 2nd Amendment (e.g., the bastards getting strung up by We the People) was enough of an incentive, but we are post-constitutional now. The system is entirely corrupt and run by the corrupt and for the corrupt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

I'm afraid I agree. We're in a world of hurt.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 01:55 PM (ZSK0i)

237 Dunno, to be honest. Founders thought the 2nd Amendment (e.g., the bastards getting strung up by We the People) was enough of an incentive, but we are post-constitutional now. The system is entirely corrupt and run by the corrupt and for the corrupt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

Founders also thought there wouldn't be much of a standing army, and these days we have not only a huge one, but every city and town has a military force it can use against the people as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 01:55 PM (eoQWY)

238 I'd give him a pass on the Grace stuff....can't stand her.
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2023 01:11 PM (AwYPR)

She DID cause the murder of a human once, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 01:55 PM (IXZGh)

239 What would Alexa say if you asked how big her boobs are?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:56 PM (eGTCV)

240
She's no Laurie Dhue
Posted by: Doof

and I could drink her under the table on a bad day.
Posted by: Laurie

Look up Laurie Dhue and stripper pole.

You're welcome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 01:56 PM (n+4am)

241 To look at, maybe. She's always been a sanctimonious, self-absorbed twat. When she was at CNN doing mornings with Bill Hemmer, he referred to her on-air as "Solie" as a friendly term of endearment. You could practically hear her teeth grinding as she fake-smiled and said "Solie.... I like it." And they immediately went to a commercial.

He NEVER used that name for her again on-air. She must have lit him up during the commercial break.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023

***
My local NBC outlet promos her fake-news show (I've forgotten its name) as being on at 11:30 on a Sunday night. That's pretty bad, but they also run it on MeTV at 3 am on Monday -- and the online TV schedule refuses to admit it, saying it's a Peter Gunn episode instead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 01:56 PM (J2vNu)

242 What would Alexa say if you asked how big her boobs are?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:56 PM (eGTCV)
++++
Probably some nonsense about not having boobs because she's a distributed computer system.

As if we don't know about Amazon's secret Fembots.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

243 226 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

She needs to eat a sammich.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 01:56 PM (Ihn6X)

244 ...and it is snowing. Again.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (SIRiz)

245 So soon before pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (FFW2d)

246 ...and it is snowing. Again.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (SIRiz)
++++
Bummer. 83 and clear here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)

247 Matter of Fact, that's the laughable name of O'Brien's "news" show. I don't know if it actually airs at 11:30 pm and then again at 3 am, or if it's nominally scheduled for 11:30 but they bump it to 3 am.

I'd rather watch Peter Gunn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (J2vNu)

248 So soon before pride month?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (FFW2d)
++++
Isn't every month some kind of pride month now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)

249 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Pretty. But tits are fake. I'd be willing to suffer through that.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (BdMk6)

250 >>239 What would Alexa say if you asked how big her boobs are? Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:56 PM (eGTCV)

"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you."

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (vpm59)

251 248 So soon before pride month?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (FFW2d)
++++
Isn't every month some kind of pride month now?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)

I worry when Pride month is behind me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

252
Hire a Heavyweight Boxer to punch them in the face every time they do the wrong thing.
Posted by: XTC

Can we also hire a Welterweight Boxer to punch them in the face every time they do the RIGHT thing? And a couple of Flyweights to cunt-punch them randomly, just for GP.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (n+4am)

253 Matter of Fact, that's the laughable name of O'Brien's "news" show. I don't know if it actually airs at 11:30 pm and then again at 3 am, or if it's nominally scheduled for 11:30 but they bump it to 3 am.

I'd rather watch Peter Gunn paint dry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (J2vNu)
++++
Or, you know, whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)

254 Do tranny women ever have nips that can cut glass? I hope not.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (eGTCV)

~~255~~

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)

256 Hrm. Strike.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

257 Well, see ya!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)

258 YASSS!

Posted by: The Barrel at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (SIRiz)

259 The "women and gays just love each other" trope was really popularized by Sex and The City, but it only applies to beta or extremely feminine gay men. There's a long history of homosexual misogyny among the more masculine breed of gay man.

Posted by: MBunge at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (2tWdQ)

260 Whew, early release from The Barrel!

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (h5TKJ)

261 Grapefruit. Bathing suit. Chew a little Juicy Fruit....

Posted by: Don Lemon Chitlen at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (3Or4S)

262 OOOh. Strikeout!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

263 LeMon: Who would miss him?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (FCbAQ)

264 Bummer. 83 and clear here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)
------

We're struggling with 40 and clear. Might hit 70 by next week.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (2YtOq)

265 226 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Poor dear looks like she's cold.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (DMyTF)

266 ++++
Isn't every month some kind of pride month now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)

I thought someone mentioned that today was 'International Bury a Cock in your Ass day' but I'm not seeing that on my desk calendar as real.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (IXZGh)

267 She needs to eat a sammich

She is looking longingly at a roach coach driving by

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 05, 2023 02:00 PM (FFW2d)

268 249 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Pretty. But tits are fake. I'd be willing to suffer through that.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (BdMk6)

I'd be willing to check to see if she is using some sort of support product to get that lift and separation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:00 PM (zZu0s)

269 Pretty. But tits are fake. I'd be willing to suffer through that.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023

***
Ask me if I care whether they are fake.

(Spoiler: Answer is no)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 02:00 PM (J2vNu)

270 63 and cloudy in NTX currently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:00 PM (IXZGh)

271 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

272 266 ++++
Isn't every month some kind of pride month now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)

I thought someone mentioned that today was 'International Bury a Cock in your Ass day' but I'm not seeing that on my desk calendar as real.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM (IXZGh)

That rooster don't crow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

273 GOP actually done anything in response yet?

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (1ais2)

274 Old and busted: Gay balck men
New hotness: Tranny white boys

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

275
There's a long history of homosexual misogyny among the more masculine breed of gay man.
Posted by: MBunge

I dunno. Every time the runway fashion season starts, the femme gays show us that they hate women too. They're just quieter about sticking the shiv in.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (n+4am)

276 Ask me if I care whether they are fake.

(Spoiler: Answer is no)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 02:00 PM (J2vNu)
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Harris: SanDeE*, your breast feel...weird.

SanDeE*: Oh, that's 'cause they're real.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (2hlEI)

277 11 Who did Don LeMon sleep with to get HIS first CNN Job?

Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 01:14 PM (Z32m1)
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Did you really mean how many simultaneous and consecutive dicks did he have to slurp?

Posted by: Ciampino - a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (qfLjt)

278 We're struggling with 40 and clear. Might hit 70 by next week.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 05, 2023

***
You lucky people with actual winter, fall, and spring. Here, those are all subsumed into one week in January, and if we're lucky, another in February. "Winter exits March the second on the dot!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (J2vNu)

279 >>SanDeE*: Oh, that's 'cause they're real.

F'n great movie.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (SIRiz)

280 Ask not for who the stinkfinger come, for it comes for LeMone

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (m9bzV)

281 Whew, early release from The Barrel!
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 01:59 PM

*nods knowingly*

Once you've gone Barrel...you'll be back.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (XHLJ8)

282 During the McCain Funeral Procession? For shame.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (4aU1n)

283 271 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

Sounds rather "final solution"ish.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

284 271 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

He couldn't even cleanse his wife's name from Chris Rock's mouth, so you and what army, Will?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (Rl7KJ)

285 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes. You never go full Howard Hughes.

https://tinyurl.com/app/
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

Everything you read about Russia/Ukraine is a lie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (uvymP)

286 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

How about we cleanse America of cuck bitches that let other dudes run train on their wife as some sort of acceptable practice to gain prominence on the world stage and screen, pansy f*ck.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:03 PM (IXZGh)

287 79. Sunny. Breezy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

288 >>Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".

Well. Your wife is a bald whore.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:03 PM (SIRiz)

289 226 This slender brunette thinks that Lemon is a creepy, catty, pervy little monster who should never have been protected for more than a decade:
https://is.gd/H8doQ0
Posted by: Joe Mannix
.........

I wonder what she's pointing at.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 02:03 PM (v0R5T)

290 What would happen if another celebrity tweeted something about cleansing the country of pedophile Democrats?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:03 PM (eGTCV)

291 I saw Don LeMon and Long Woke Knives open for The Lennon Sisters and Bongo the Wonder Chimp on The Lawrence Welk Show and Fruit Cake Outlet in 62'

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (bUQO2)

292 285 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes. You never go full Howard Hughes.

https://tinyurl.com/app/
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 01:29 PM (eOEVl)

Everything you read about Russia/Ukraine is a lie.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (uvymP)

Yeah, it is like yesterday or Monday when I linked to an insty item where it was talking about the complete imminent collapse of Russia and asked 'How many times have we heard this since the first two weeks of the 'conflict'?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

293 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".

Well. Your wife is a bald whore.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:03 PM (SIRiz)
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And your son is a nepotistic schauspieler.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (2hlEI)

294
I was wrong about dr jill; she's visiting an all-electric aircopter plane company in Vermont, whose product, if it ever flies, has a range of about 50 miles with a woman pilot of color.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (j4U/Z)

295 Everything you read about Russia/Ukraine is a lie.

===
As fake by as Stormy's tits.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (i4jdL)

296 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

OK "Fresh Prince" -- give back all of the money you made from Trump supporters over the years. Your ass would be back in that west Filthadelphia neighborhood with those kids who were up to no good.

Posted by: Doof at April 05, 2023 02:05 PM (iY8R7)

297 288 >>Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".

Well. Your wife is a bald whore.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:03 PM (SIRiz)

"The carpet matches the drapes"--Chris Rock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

298 "Are the Long Woke Knives Finally Coming for Don LeMon?"

No.

Lemon is protected by a thick coating of Black Faggotonium, the strongest substance known to man.

See, previously, Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2023 02:05 PM (PzTKo)

299 Here, those are all subsumed into one week in January, and if we're lucky, another in February. "Winter exits March the second on the dot!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 02:02 PM (J2vNu)
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I'm just trying to convince you the AZ high desert holds some attractions..

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 05, 2023 02:05 PM (2YtOq)

300 @unusual_whales

Google, $GOOGL, contractors say they don't have enough time to verify correct answers from the company's AI chatbot and end up guessing, per BI.

Apr 5, 2023

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 02:05 PM (786Ro)

301 297 288 >>Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
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Will Smith is a homo.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:06 PM (4vi12)

302 34 partly sunny and breezy. Sick of it.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 02:06 PM (/0+YE)

303 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

Someone with the twatter ask him if this makes it easier for him to stand the fact that his wife is full of other men. Or maybe he is in to that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:06 PM (zZu0s)

304 Lemon is protected by a thick coating of Black Faggotonium, the strongest substance known to man.

See, previously, Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2023

***
How does Black Democratium stack up against that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

305 Beetootiful calm day out thar.....

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 02:06 PM (T4tVD)

306 Twitter should ban Smith for his genocidal tweets.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2023 02:06 PM (i4jdL)

307 Beetootiful calm day out thar.....
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 02:06 PM

Birdbath status?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (XHLJ8)

308 Yeah, it is like yesterday or Monday when I linked to an insty item where it was talking about the complete imminent collapse of Russia and asked 'How many times have we heard this since the first two weeks of the 'conflict'?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

You know who else kept hearing about the imminent collapse of Russia right up to the point he put a bullet in his brain pan?

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

309 Someone with the twatter ask him if this makes it easier for him to stand the fact that his wife is full of other men. Or maybe he is in to that.
---------------
I think Will likes the taste of other men's cock.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (4vi12)

310 WTF?

Nikki Haley hauls in over $11 million in first six weeks of her 2024 GOP presidential campaign

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (WzJYQ)

311 All your jizz belong in Will Smith's wife's snizz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (IXZGh)

312 I was driving home last night and started laughing when I remembered Reggie Love, Barry's body-man.

It's all so absurd.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (1ais2)

313 Remarkably, the texts were traced back to Lemon, according to those same sources. A human resources investigation was launched
---
And the answer came back gay.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (krQz2)

314 Yeah, it is like yesterday or Monday when I linked to an insty item where it was talking about the complete imminent collapse of Russia and asked 'How many times have we heard this since the first two weeks of the 'conflict'?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)

Apparently a week or so ago some "expert" claimed Russians were using shovels because they had no ammo likely because Western deliveries of ammo to Ukraine have been short for a while (mostly in artillery). So now wags are claiming in comments that current advances are all being done by shovel-toting musicians from Wagner.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (eoQWY)

315 My barn now has a concrete floor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (WzJYQ)

316 A Sociopath doing sociopathic things. I'm shocked.

Posted by: polynikes at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (9se1c)

317 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".

Political cleansing > ethnic cleansing

Posted by: Naw bro, the cleansing needed is between your ears and your "wifes" legs at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (yiva7)

318 WTF?

Nikki Haley hauls in over $11 million in first six weeks of her 2024 GOP presidential campaign
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (WzJYQ)

This is a good thing. Someone should get rich on the GOPe's money.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

319 Soledad O'Brien is one of those creatures who's first words in the AM are "racism and sexism". A miserable thing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (386ly)

320 Will Smith is trying to act "authentic" I guess. Hope everyone that supported this piece of shit for years is happy - true colors and all.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (oWBc3)

321 27 A murder of crows. A pod of dolphins. A whimper of wokes.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (vpm59)
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A slime of LeMons.

Posted by: Ciampino -- a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (qfLjt)

322 274 New hotness: Tranny white boys
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

Been that way on Twitter for ages.

Almost every short-ish white dude born after 2003 is going for the "French maid dress, cat ears, makeup, and semi-automatic rifle" aesthetic.

Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (UnA8+)

323 In case all the LeMon jokes are all beaten to death, how about something a little different.

An ally of freedom from a minority party in Germany speaks truth to power in the Bundestag. Eventually mentions Trump favorably and the left-greenies object. 3mins subtitled.

https://youtu.be/B04e2mE8W0U

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (fs1hN)

324 303 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

Hmmm...who else in history called for "cleansing" their country of certain undesirables...i

Posted by: KEEP MY WIFE'S BULL'S COCK OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (dMtzC)

325 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)

Shut up, dick -- you'd be nothing without me!

Posted by: Jazzy Jeff at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (iY8R7)

326 Evidence seemed convincing - a tweet to AOC's account was responded to on the Fake account as if the original message was sent there, not like it was a third party comment. This is usually how sockpuppets are discovered, right?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 01:49 PM

Odd that our news media who usually trips over anything AOCee is silent.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

327 You KEEP my WIFE'S SNIZZ OUT YO' FUCKING MOUF!!!

Posted by: Will to Smith at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (krQz2)

328 This is a good thing. Someone should get rich on the GOPe's money.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

Liz Cheney: "What about me?!?!?!"

Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (Rl7KJ)

329 You know who else kept hearing about the imminent collapse of Russia right up to the point he put a bullet in his brain pan?
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

General Buck Turgidson?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

330 A lot of gays hate women - something that is politely ignored by the MSM.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (2tUFv)

331 So now wags are claiming in comments that current advances are all being done by shovel-toting musicians from Wagner.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (eoQWY)

Mercs frontally assaulting an entrenched position with shovels. And all dying.

For money.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (1ais2)

332 My barn now has a concrete floor.

I ordered a modernish front fork for my ancient scooter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

333 I wonder who Will means when he says 'we?'

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (4vi12)

334 Will Sniff, to find out who his wife's f*ckin' today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (IXZGh)

335 330 A lot of gays hate women - something that is politely ignored by the MSM.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (2tUFv)

All trannies hate women.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (eGTCV)

336 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".
OK, then.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:01 PM (jTmQV)
---
Do we even get a trial?

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (krQz2)

337 A murder of crows. A pod of dolphins. A whimper of wokes.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 01:18 PM (vpm59)
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A slime of LeMons.
Posted by: Ciampino -- a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM

A pucker of Lemons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (XHLJ8)

338 Ace missed the cruelest quote, from Soledad O'Brian: "Don has long had a habit of saying idiotic and inaccurate things, so it sounds pretty on brand for him".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (ZGrMX)

339 Someone with the twatter ask him if this makes it easier for him to stand the fact that his wife is full of other men. Or maybe he is in to that.
---------------
I think Will likes the taste of other men's cock.
==
Hiz dik harder than chinese arithmetic, when he's on clean up duty!!

Posted by: Chris Rock at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (LeLGU)

340 Takes all kinds of jizz to fill up Jada's snizz!

Posted by: Motel Hell indeed at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (dMtzC)

341 I wonder who Will means when he says 'we?'
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (4vi12)
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Him, his wife, and all her boyfriends.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (krQz2)

342 I think Will likes the taste of other men's cock.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (4vi12)

See, I was going to make a snizz eating joke, but held off because I figured ace's prudishness might kick in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

343 I was wrong about dr jill; she's visiting an all-electric aircopter plane company in Vermont, whose product, if it ever flies, has a range of about 50 miles with a woman pilot of color.
Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (j4U/Z)

How far can it go with a white man piloting?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (FCbAQ)

344 This is a good thing. Someone should get rich on the GOPe's money.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

The Lincoln Project guy used to talk about generational wealth a lot.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (1ais2)

345 BREAKING NEWS: Will Smith Calls for Genocide. Story at Never.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (IXZGh)

346 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".

--

Was anyone uncertain of the Pro-Cuck demographic?

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (/F4Jb)

347 336 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".

It seems Dems have no inner filter, or conscience, that limits their willingness to publicly call for murder.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (eGTCV)

348 Him, his wife, and all her boyfriends.
Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (krQz2)

So, the equivalent of the 82nd Airborne?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (zZu0s)

349 Someone with the twatter ask him if this makes it easier for him to stand the fact that his wife is full of other men. Or maybe he is in to that.
---------------
I think Will likes the taste of other men's cock.
==
Hiz dik harder than chinese arithmetic, when he's on clean up duty!!
==
That's not funny because its true.
*Nods head up and down*

Posted by: Jada Pinkett Smith at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (LeLGU)

350 nood - stripped Dems in TN

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (786Ro)

351 343 I was wrong about dr jill; she's visiting an all-electric aircopter plane company in Vermont, whose product, if it ever flies, has a range of about 50 miles with a woman pilot of color.
Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 02:04 PM (j4U/Z)

How far can it go with a white man piloting?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (FCbAQ)

Does it get off the ground if Tank Abrams trys to fly it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

352 A slime of LeMons.
Posted by: Ciampino -- a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM
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I could have sworn it was "a smelly knuckle of LeMons".

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (krQz2)

353 Has Will Smith cleansed the taste of other men's jizz out of his wife's mouth? If not, f off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (386ly)

354 31 While Phillips was on assignment in Iraq -- a high-profile gig that Lemon coveted

I'm sure he was mostly upset because he'd already paid for a goat costume.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 05, 2023 01:19 PM (Bd6X

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LOL

Posted by: Ciampino -- a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (qfLjt)

355 >>> 310 WTF?

Nikki Haley hauls in over $11 million in first six weeks of her 2024 GOP presidential campaign
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:07 PM (WzJYQ)

I'm sure it's totes legit.

Did she sign a book deal recently?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (llON8)

356 >>has a range of about 50 miles with a woman pilot of color.

The range drops to 0 miles with an enthusiastic but untrained male Labrador retriever of black.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (vpm59)

357 Mercs frontally assaulting an entrenched position with shovels. And all dying.

For money.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (1ais2)
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An old set of miniatures rules for the Renaissance Ere had a special morale rating for mercenaries. They typically had good combat stats, but tended to exhibit, shall we say, {i]shyness in certain situations.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (2hlEI)

358 Will Smith is on twitter saying we need to "cleanse America of Trump supporters".

--

Was anyone uncertain of the Pro-Cuck demographic?
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (/F4Jb)

Dude can't even cleanse his bedroom of other men.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (eoQWY)

359 Hey Will.

What's it like to douche the stank of another man's jizz from your wife's Vacancy sign snizz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (IXZGh)

360 Nood

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (/F4Jb)

361 It seems Dems have no inner filter, or conscience, that limits their willingness to publicly call for murder.
==
They are essentially a herd. They need to get on the same page before the pomgrom starts.

Posted by: Legion II electric boogaloo at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (LeLGU)

362 Shut up will, go watch you bald wife get fucked by the Paolo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (GwxCX)

363 A captain in Russian's federal guard service (basically their Secret Service) has defected and says Putin has gone full Howard Hughes. You never go full Howard Hughes.

The guy was working on secure communications networks - I doubt that he was ever in the same room as Putin.

That being said, there have already been a lot of reports on how Covid paranoid Putin is - that anyone coming in contact with Putin has to quarantine for two weeks beforehand.

I do think that this explains Putin's invasion of Ukraine, after two decades of being very cautious in his application of military force - there was no one around who could walk into Putin's office, close the door, and say: "Vladmir Vladmirovich, you are about to make a big mistake."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (2tUFv)

364 This is a good thing. Someone should get rich on the GOPe's money.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

The Lincoln Project guy used to talk about generational wealth a lot.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (1ais2)

Did he talk about taking cash handouts and saying what his owner wanted him to say much?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (eoQWY)

365 Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signed a bill banning all "gender-affirming care" for minors today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (63Dwl)

366 Mercs frontally assaulting an entrenched position with shovels. And all dying.

For money.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:09 PM (1ais2)

Maybe Wagner read one of the Death Korps of Kreig books from the W40k universe and thought the Korps using shovels in front line assaults is a good tactic IRL sans clonal tanks to replace their numbers?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (Rl7KJ)

367 I do think that this explains Putin's invasion of Ukraine, after two decades of being very cautious in his application of military force - there was no one around who could walk into Putin's office, close the door, and say: "Vladmir Vladmirovich, you are about to make a big mistake."

Alternatively, he found out that Fauci created Covid through some kind of tie-up with Ukraine.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (ZGrMX)

368 I do think that this explains Putin's invasion of Ukraine, after two decades of being very cautious in his application of military force - there was no one around who could walk into Putin's office, close the door, and say: "Vladmir Vladmirovich, you are about to make a big mistake."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (2tUFv)

I think the US purchased artillery pounding civilians in the Donbass in a time of "peace" might have had something more to do with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (eoQWY)

369 What a fagala.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (ufFY8)

370 It seems Dems have no inner filter, or conscience, that limits their willingness to publicly call for murder.
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They are essentially a herd. They need to get on the same page before the pomgrom starts.
Posted by: Legion II electric boogaloo at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (LeLGU)

Leftists are thinking of murder literally all the time. Its not a surprise that it slips out. Back in the 80s I used to have discussions at parties with them, and could make them call for deathcamps for opposition in literal minutes, without exception.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (eoQWY)

371 "2 I'd give him a pass on the Grace stuff....can't stand her."

Yeah. It's kind of like that old line about "salutary homicide."

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (gtXxm)

372 That being said, there have already been a lot of reports on how Covid paranoid Putin is - that anyone coming in contact with Putin has to quarantine for two weeks beforehand.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (2tUFv)

Again, Putin drove himself into the captured city of Mariapol just a few weeks ago to meet with people face to face and see the reconstruction projects. This doesn't sound like a Covid Paranoid behavior.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (eoQWY)

373 LeMon is a jealous, catty, bitchy POS against women and abusive towards others such as the guy whose shorts he shoved his hands in to and made disgusting comments. He craves power to abuse more and doesn't have the brains or skills to back it up. Pathetic. He was never in his prime.

Posted by: Cheri at April 05, 2023 02:25 PM (oiNtH)

374 Again, Putin drove himself into the captured city of Mariapol just a few weeks ago to meet with people face to face and see the reconstruction projects. This doesn't sound like a Covid Paranoid behavior.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (eoQWY)

He's justifiably assassination paranoid.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:25 PM (1ais2)

375 I do think that this explains Putin's invasion of Ukraine, after two decades of being very cautious in his application of military force - there was no one around who could walk into Putin's office, close the door, and say: "Vladmir Vladmirovich, you are about to make a big mistake."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (2tUFv)

Lmao. Putin sits enemies at the end of the long table. Friends he sits nearby. You think he commanded Xi and the CHN delegation to all quarantine etc etc? He shook abt 100 hands and mwt with Xi one on one for hours.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:29 PM (1ais2)

376 Tranny White Boys?

New song from Foreigner?

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

377 To be fair, given the opportunity, I would disrespect Nancy Grace, too.

Posted by: Whatsinaname at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (Eei8h)

378 Remember, the definition of a misogynist is a man who hates women as much as gay men hate women.

Posted by: David Gillies at April 05, 2023 03:56 PM (Czfxu)

379 Lemon as sour and can be

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 05, 2023 05:02 PM (wGqjj)

380 No surprise. Gay men display the real toxic masculinity the woke decry.they hate women and are contemptuous of them.
So the shock is disingenuous.

Posted by: Xavier Basora at April 05, 2023 09:59 PM (I6EMq)

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