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Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:15 PM (ncXxy) 2
A white supremacists dog whistle....
Gonna have to work that little gem into the conversation at the VFW tomorrow. It's dollar off beer day. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:17 PM (ncXxy) 3
Bastid
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2023 06:18 PM (e+csY) 4
WTF?......am I in here by myself?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:18 PM (ncXxy) 5
Whew......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:18 PM (ncXxy) 6
NPR is, and has always been, National Proletariat Radio
Posted by: Stalin's Ghost at April 05, 2023 06:21 PM (VsUo2) 7
Here in NC we actually have a (non-NPR) public radio station which is what NPR was supposed to be: 24/7 classical music.
I've started listening again. In Va, I stopped when the Marx to Mozart ratio got too high. Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2023 06:22 PM (TgBWG) 8
Leftist white women will be the death of the West.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 06:22 PM (ZPjyc) 9
So Sgt. C*nt. Are you gonna hike up your panties and commin fer me and my guns?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 06:22 PM (pohLc) 10
I used to run into Nina Totenberg when I lived on the Hill. She is totes full of shit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 06:23 PM (/UtnQ) 11
NPR is, and has always been, National Proletariat Radio
Posted by: Stalin's Ghost at April 05, 2023 06:21 PM (VsUo2) I like to call it National Pinko Radio Posted by: Mark1971 at April 05, 2023 06:23 PM (xPl2J) 12
What caliber would Jesus use to murder little children?
(question for that insane pastor) Can't wait to see that manifesto ... did she think she was like Jesus? I think it was more hate motivated. Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2023 06:24 PM (Cus5s) 13
Sgt. Slaughter there will lead us to famous victory with her keen sarcasm and biting wit.
Posted by: Say it ain't so, Beetle Bailey at April 05, 2023 06:25 PM (VsUo2) 14
Is it wrong that I watched the 2+2 video only because she was cute?
Posted by: That black intern on that TV show. at April 05, 2023 06:25 PM (7RT/J) 15
ECLA Lutherans.
Mitch Berg describes the typical AWFL White Middle and Senior Aged ECLA Harridan as having an ECLA Haircut. He is correct. Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:25 PM (Z32m1) 16
Canada is mere months away from having a sizeable fraction of its population literally scooping feces out of their undergarments and eating it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2023 06:25 PM (pNxlR) 17
Incredibly, no one in the congregation protested. Of course, the crowd could've been struck dumb by the blatant heresy of what they heard.
_______ Not incredibly. As with the Episcopalians, all the actual Christians have left. I had two close Lutheran friends in college. One is not Catholic, the other is Missouri Synod. Both detest ELCA. Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2023 06:25 PM (TgBWG) 18
NPR is literally State Media.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 06:27 PM (yQpMk) 19
Sgt. Slaughter there will lead us to famous victory with her keen sarcasm and biting wit.
Posted by: Say it ain't so, Beetle Bailey I do see the resemblance. Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 06:27 PM (KAi1n) 20
Jesus killed the little children
All the children of he world red yellow black and white they were all in him her its they thems sights Satans great horned cock is waiting for all of you!! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:27 PM (BRHaw) 21
Many tolerated gay. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here.
I still will not. Nothing Conservative about this deviancy. Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 06:27 PM (fjPRN) Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 05, 2023 06:27 PM (JXnBD) 23
What caliber would Jesus use to murder little children?
(question for that insane pastor) ===================== Any sane member of that church congregation abandoned it long ago. This is Exhibit 10,366 of why Mainline Protestant Churches are DYING. Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:28 PM (Z32m1) 24
National Philistine Radio
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:28 PM (BRHaw) 25
6 NPR is, and has always been, National Proletariat Radio
Posted by: Stalin's Ghost It was middling until they got the Kroc widow money. Then it went full on socialist. Posted by: That black intern on that TV show. at April 05, 2023 06:28 PM (7RT/J) 26
It's interesting that they forced the cochlear implant onto the gay library patron.
Always pushing. Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 06:28 PM (kIrFD) 27
“The statement of facts [Manhattan District Attorney Alvin] Bragg filed along with the indictment makes a surprising claim,” and when Gerstein describes it as “surprising,” what I took away from it was “gob-smackingly stupid.” The problem, you see, is “that Trump and his associates engaged in deception by paying New York state more in taxes than it was owed.”
Trump cheated on his taxes by paying too much in taxes? Posted by: SMOD at April 05, 2023 06:28 PM (RovqD) 28
Geez Louise.. we really do live in clown world.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at April 05, 2023 06:29 PM (wagHN) 29
Is it asking too much to have that lackwit instructor be tied in front of the boxcar that will strike the wall? And I mean a full sized railway boxcar, not some HO-gauge wannabe. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2023 06:29 PM (pNxlR) 30
I stopped when the Marx to Mozart ratio got too high.
Posted by: Eeyore He had some good stuff with Kenny Loggins. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 05, 2023 06:29 PM (iKBwy) 31
Libraries are for everyone?
Are you going to start stocking copies of the Book of Mormon in the school library? Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:29 PM (j2Xg6) 32
The mentally ill must be involuntarily committed.
Or society will collapse. It's imminent. ? Posted by: I've got bad news for you ====================== Didn't Kurt Russell star in those movies? Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:29 PM (Z32m1) 33
The scary thing about all this is that we’re only two months away from donut puncher groomer month
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:29 PM (VTu1l) 34
22 The mentally ill must be involuntarily committed.
Or society will collapse. It's imminent. ? Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 05, 2023 06:27 PM (JXnBD) Society survives at about 4% crazy sociopathic people. We are approaching 8 or 9%. It shall be interesting. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (BRHaw) 35
Jason Two?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (ufFY8) 36
Any sane member of that church congregation abandoned it long ago.
This is Exhibit 10,366 of why Mainline Protestant Churches are DYING. Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:28 PM It's happening in the Baptist and Methodist religions too. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (BdMk6) Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (jTmQV) 38
Is this also the Lutheran pastor's Imitation of Christ?
Officials say a man armed with a hatchet killed four children and wounded three others at a daycare in southern Brazil. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 06:31 PM (Vwz3I) 39
I see that Jesus preferred the even lower recoil of the PCC to the already nonexistent recoil of the AR pistol.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 06:31 PM (yQpMk) 40
Do they make the kids watch while they dilate their fugazi tilapia vaginas and flush the maggots out?
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 06:31 PM (SIRiz) 41
Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.
- Theodore Dalrymple Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv) 42
>>In the Netherlands, transgenders strip down to their underwear (chopped off breasts are exposed, so that children can admire their horrifying scars) in front of kids so that they can indoctrinate the kids about how glorious their mutilated bodies are. And this is a... TV show.
As has been noted, we are not voting this sh*t out of existence, it seems to be accelerating. Once a culture reaches the chopping off healthy body parts of children phase of the downward spiral, that culture is too far gone and ain't coming back. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (up/3i) 43
Paul Joseph Watson is right, people just say outrageous things to get a normie backlash.
The key is to not give them the attention they seek. We acknowledge this in the comments (don't quote the trolls) and yet somehow still fall for it in the digital world. For instance. I have no idea who Micah Louwagie or John Lansing is, but here I am having to discuss them as if they produced some literary work or were some kind of consequential thinker, and then getting myself bunged up over it. If some dude comes up to me at the bar and says "Say there fellow, the Nashville tranny is like Jesus" it's understandable if I flatten the motherfucker like a pancake and kick him until his ribs splinter and puncture his lungs and he is drowning as his lungs fill up with liquid. But getting worked up because some nobody somewhere said something retarded is retarded in my part. If you talk with retards, expect to discuss retarded things. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (JKaF3) 44
That must be an old video of the girl in the army. That camo pattern is old.
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (gmo/4) 45
Society survives at about 4% crazy sociopathic people. We are approaching 8 or 9%.
It shall be interesting. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (BRHaw) I think it's much more now, like close to 30%. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (BdMk6) Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (SIRiz) 47
The world according to Sgt. Slaughter: "This a rifle, this is a gun, sorry to tell you, I have neither one."
Posted by: It's called "winning," folks! at April 05, 2023 06:33 PM (VsUo2) 48
>That must be an old video of the girl in the army. That camo pattern is old.
Posted by: Archer My E6 platoon sergeant looked somewhat different Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (geLO8) 49
That must be an old video of the girl in the army. That camo pattern is old.
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (gmo/4) Either an old video or she's an imposter. I'll go with imposter. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BdMk6) 50
I think it's much more now, like close to 30%
********* Every lefty is a sociopath so more like 50% Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (VTu1l) 51
Is it wrong that I watched the 2+2 video only because she was cute?
Posted by: That black intern on that TV show. at April 05, 2023 06:25 PM (7RT/J) No. I think she would be fun in the sack, as long as no math was involved. 2+2=10, baby. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (ufFY8) 52
To assent to obvious lies is in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.
- Theodore Dalrymple Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv) Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.” ― George Orwell, 1984 Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BRHaw) 53
Many tolerated gay. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here.
Posted by: Golfman Many tolerated straight people having sex out of wedlock. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here. Will you still? Nothing Conservative about this deviancy. Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (KAi1n) 54
Who goes to the library anyhow? Shit, I need info, even technical info, I got a damn phone. I have a laptop.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (pohLc) 55
2 + 2 = 4 is a dog whistle?
These lib fucktards must sit around thinking up ways to sound even more idiotic. It must be a game for them. Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (anj39) 56
"Libraries are for everyone"
They left out the drunks and tweakers masturbating to Internet porn at the public computers, and junkies firing up (and sometimes dying) in the bathrooms. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (bW8dp) 57
34 22 The mentally ill must be involuntarily committed.
Or society will collapse. It's imminent. ? Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 05, 2023 06:27 PM (JXnBD) Society survives at about 4% crazy sociopathic people. We are approaching 8 or 9%. It shall be interesting. Posted by: rhennigantx Allahu Akbar! Wait until we reach 10% of the population! We will solve your problem. Posted by: Islam Uber Alles! at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (Z32m1) 58
Was thinking the other day about how bold the church was in the '80's combating Dungeons and Dragons. Entire sermons and in some cases entire "revival week" were dedicated to combating the evils of D&D.
Granted I do not attend church like I did back then, but I am not seeing the church as outraged about this tranny satantic garbage as they were about nerds reading and doing math and rolling dice. Posted by: Fool Otto at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (DB16e) 59
E-6 in 8 years?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (a3Q+t) 60
Which came first, the boxcar collision or the egg?
Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (786Ro) 61
We are approaching 8 or 9%.
It shall be interesting. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (BRHaw) It's more than just the %. They are the ones in power. Who wants to tell army girl that the citizens in North Korea and Cuba don't have access to guns. It's very safe there. Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (JXnBD) 62
libraries are for tranny story time these days.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (pohLc) 63
Megyn Kelly doesn't look like Nicole Simpson at all, other than coloring.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (sVtYq) 64
The problem, you see, is “that Trump and his associates engaged in deception by paying New York state more in taxes than it was owed.” Like "Never get off the boat" is good strategy, "Always overpay a little" is equally valid. It completely fvcks with their computers. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (enJYY) 65
Libraries are for everyone?
Are you going to start stocking the Army Improvised Munition Handbook for the little budding Anarchists? Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (j2Xg6) 66
No dummy, libraries are for homeless dudes to look at porn on public computers and do meth in the bathrooms.
Posted by: Xander Crews at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (MpOGS) 67
Once a culture reaches the chopping off healthy body parts of children phase of the downward spiral, that culture is too far gone and ain't coming back.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (up/3i) tats piercings Defiling ones body to be a new person. Who can change his stature by thinking or wishing. We were told about this. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (BRHaw) 68
No math!
Posted by: Ontario Mathematics Coordinators Ass at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (786Ro) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (gv7Yb) 70
That 2 + 2 video blond really hit the spot.
Posted by: marcus gravey at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (516e+) 71
Can I get a refund on college since they taughts me wrongs?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (5xURv) 72
When will the Gallaudet University lackwits get their undies in the wringer over that libraries' poster? Remember how they were up in arms a decade or more back because cochlear implants destroyed the authentic hearing impaired experience? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (pNxlR) 73
63 Megyn Kelly doesn't look like Nicole Simpson at all, other than coloring.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (sVtYq) Megyn is much hotter. Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 06:38 PM (pohLc) 74
Making math be whatever Canadians say it is might be the only way Montreal ever wins the Stanley Cup again.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S) 75
I am not seeing the church as outraged about this tranny satantic garbage as they were about nerds reading and doing math and rolling dice.
Posted by: Fool Otto Probably outraged because clerics were prevented from using edged weapons. It's not like a cleric with a 16 strength and a +3 mace can't bash an orc's brains out. Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 06:38 PM (KAi1n) 76
> E-6 in 8 years?
That seems awfully fast. My dad was E-8 at 20 and he had a pretty remarkable career. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:38 PM (j2Xg6) Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2023 06:39 PM (YDrlH) 78
2+2=10, baby.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (ufFY ![]() I thought it was 2 + 2 = 100? Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:39 PM (Z32m1) 79
No one with tits allowed in the library!
Posted by: lorien1973 at April 05, 2023 06:39 PM (Lavx8) 80
Defiling ones body to be a new person. Who can change his stature by thinking or wishing. We were told about this.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:37 PM (BRHaw) About all this and more. We can all see where this is going. I'd have preferred to not be a witness but here I am. Posted by: weirdflunky at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (cknjq) 81
> Are you going to start stocking copies of the Book of Mormon in the school library?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:29 PM (j2Xg6) Looks like the the school library system here has a couple of dozen copies across the district. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (bW8dp) 82
"who is the pastor of the 100-member St. Mark's Lutheran Church " in Fargo.
This Lutheran church only has 100 members? That's well under the number that a Lutheran church should have in that region of the country. Heck, when I attended the Christmas mass with my Lutheran uncle and aunt's family back in the late 80s, their church easily had over 200 in attendance for that one single event. Sounds like it has a lot of former members. Posted by: The Volcanoes at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (xxG/v) 83
@76
>>That seems awfully fast. My dad was E-8 at 20 and he had a pretty remarkable career. Did your dad have tits and a vagina? Well if he did, he too could have had a fast tracked career. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (up/3i) 84
Girls. Big eye glasses were ugly in the 1980s. Please stop wearing them. They don't make you look smart or sophisticated.
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (gmo/4) 85
That must be an old video of the girl in the army. That camo pattern is old.
Posted by: Archer Might could be National Guard or Reserve but yes that uniform pattern has been obsolete for over a decade. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (ncXxy) 86
Many tolerated straight people having sex out of wedlock. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here.
Will you still? Nothing Conservative about this deviancy. Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (KAi1n) I think it was illegitimate kids. You cant have kids without a family. Sure that story about my momma riased 5 kids with no dad is a good story but it never ever happens. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (BRHaw) 87
Sadly, the ELCA's Bishop Eaton and her seminaries have lost the plot. Many solid ministers remain, but the seminaries are stamping woketards by the dozen.
Posted by: Thus Wept Luther at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (VsUo2) 88
Often, lava-belching sock!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 05, 2023 06:40 PM (xxG/v) 89
Dylan is purposely making fun of women and daring us to call him out.
He's repulsive. A cock in a frock. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 06:41 PM (/di7g) 90
> Looks like the the school library system here has a couple of dozen copies across the district.
Huh. I didn't think that would be the case. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:41 PM (j2Xg6) 91
The pastor goes on to deride "allies" who abandon and "betray" transgender persons, like Jesus's disciples who fled when he was arrested.
All it takes for "allies" to "betray" trannies is for them to play a certain recently released wizard game. That insufferable video game reviewing twat turned revolting tranny sex pest Jim Sterling just that. I'm hoping that the mass troon freakout over Hogwarts Legacy has had at least *some* impact on the normies who'd normally wish to kowtow in an effort to be polite and yet just want to play a fucking video game despite being accused of genocide for doing so. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 05, 2023 06:41 PM (DTX3h) 92
Michael Loueagie is so completely lost, would not want to be with him at the pearly gates IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (YDrlH) 93
It's hard to know what's going on behind the scenes of the congregation of the non binary pastor at the Lutheran Church,because the story of the heresy has been reported everywhere. and even if people accepted non binary pastors-well comparing a murderous transgender to Jesus is reprehensible. There was a.non binary Lutheran Bishop- from somewhere in the Midwest, I thought who was removed as Bishop because of accusations of their being racist towards Latinos. Maybe this is the same person now in the local church?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (FUVRY) 94
My G-d, that is too much! It's like creating caberets, zoos, freakshows for & of children!
Colosseums, again, soon. Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (GshMh) 95
> I think it was illegitimate kids.
I have it on good papal authority (i.e., mine) that this has been going on for quite a while. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (bW8dp) 96
He's repulsive.
A cock in a frock. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 06:41 PM (/di7g) A dick on a chick? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (5xURv) 97
Karine Jean-Pierre declared that "there is no doubt about the independence of NPR's 'journalists.'"
Have to admit, she told the truth here. Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (amJF4) 98
If I'm ever in trouble in the hood I'm going to hide in the nearest library. That's the one place they never go.
No, libraries aren't for everyone. Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (ZLI7S) 99
> Did your dad have tits and a vagina?
Until recently, this would have been a silly question. No, he did not. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (j2Xg6) 100
Sadly, the ELCA's Bishop Eaton and her seminaries have lost the plot. Many solid ministers remain
Remain in the ELCA? I don't think so. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (yQpMk) 101
Big eye glasses were ugly in the 1980s
********* I dunno, Zooey Deschanel made it work, but then again she could make a potato sack look as sexy as an 80s pageant run by Trump Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (VTu1l) 102
Girls. Big eye glasses were ugly in the 1980s. Please stop wearing them. They don't make you look smart or sophisticated.
*** "This is about my tits, isn't it?" - S.E. Cupp Posted by: Azathoth at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (wb1YC) 103
99 > Did your dad have tits and a vagina?
Until recently, this would have been a silly question. No, he did not. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:42 PM (j2Xg6) To make matters worse, phrasing it in the past tense still leaves possible questions! Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (eYoxG) 104
That must be an old video of the girl in the army. That camo pattern is old.
Posted by: Archer Like someone said above - an impostor. Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (gmo/4) 105
Used to be fairly common to reach E6, PO1 in 8 years in Navy if you were in the right rate. Don't know about today.
Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (MF3yS) 106
Many tolerated gay. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here.
--- "I just want the right to visit my dying partner in the hospital!" "Oh that is so sad and wrong. We must give them marriage!" "And wag my erect penis in your child's face!" "Well, I'm not a homophobe, so this is fine." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (m9bzV) 107
Just as a side note, is there ANYONE on TokTic who understands that you can reverse the image on your phone when you do selfies/videos so that you don't look like an idiot looking in the mirror? The next person who tells me that the current Generation Whatever is totes tech-savvy is gonna get cunt-punched for being dumber than a stump. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (n+4am) 108
Sometime in the early 90s:
“Honey, I’m home! Whatcha doing?” “Oh, having a glass of wine and watching Oprah.” All downhill from there. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (u73oe) 109
I’ve only known a few Lutherans in my life, and they were all batshit insane
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (VTu1l) 110
Allahu Akbar! Wait until we reach 10% of the population!
We will solve your problem. Posted by: Islam Uber Alles! at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (Z32m1) my point Afghanistan and Iran have maybe 10% in control. China around 5%. And they are all fucking nutz. Cal NY MN IL and a few other states are reaching that tipping point. In WW Z a few places built a wall. It shall be interesting. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:44 PM (BRHaw) 111
The antidote to Michael Loueagie is Calvin Robinson. A happy warrior who understands the scriptures.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2023 06:44 PM (YDrlH) 112
Leftist white women will be the death of the West.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 06:22 PM (ZPjyc) I always said I would like to go back in time to 700AD to see what made the muslims lose their shit. I'm thinking I don't think I need to take that trip anymore. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 05, 2023 06:44 PM (VwHCD) 113
E-6 in 8 years?
That seems awfully fast. My dad was E-8 at 20 and he had a pretty remarkable career. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:38 PM Depends on the MOS (Army/Marines) or rate in the Navy. Nukes in the Navy make E6 in about 6 years. The wife made E7 (Chief Petty Officer) in the Navy in 8 years but she was in a new rating (Legalman) had outstanding evals and hit the zones exactly right. It happens. It took me 14 years in the Navy to make Chief, I was a slow learner. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:44 PM (ncXxy) 114
Hey, pull my finger!
Posted by: Don Lemon at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (VTu1l) 116
Libraries are for homeless people OD’ing in the bathroom!!
Add that to the poster background… Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2023 06:39 PM (YDrlH) Shaving and shitting on the floor, too. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (yLzn3) 117
Hey remember when the worst thing produced by our popular culture was Beavis & Butthead ?
good times, good times Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO8) 118
I’ve only known a few Lutherans in my life, and they were all batshit insane
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:43 PM (VTu1l) They're the ones who put carrots in jello, right? Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4) 119
Evening.
I clicked that Dylan Mulwhatshisnuts video and...holy shit. That guy, clearly, has something wrong with him. I'd seriously entertain the notion that he's got a bunch of women tied up in his basement to skin them alive. As for the Mil-chick video? Stolen valor. Come on, she doesn't even speak like she's Army. Total fake. Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (Jwxzz) 120
89 Dylan is purposely making fun of women and daring us to call him out.
He's repulsive. A cock in a frock. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 06:41 PM (/di7g) thank you It is black face. It is calling Ni**er over and over and we take it. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (BRHaw) 121
They're the ones who put carrots in jello, right?
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4) They also give out raisins at Halloween. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (5xURv) 122
73 63 Megyn Kelly doesn't look like Nicole Simpson at all, other than coloring.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2023 06:36 PM (sVtYq) Megyn is much hotter. Posted by: Xipe Totec Nicole is more room temperature now. Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (Z32m1) Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO8) 124
Hey, All. Happy Friday Eve Eve.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (ffbyg) 125
The military is now filled with and led by women who have opinions.
The next major conflict will result in massive US casualties. You have been warned.pic.twitter.com/L0IZ40tPnt - BowTiedRanger "If you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask for the terms of my surrender. Stop trying to fix everything!" Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (786Ro) 126
This is hilarious - monkey first aid.
https://9gag.com/gag/avQe115 The monkey bites the eye, beats, drowns, pummels,.... A lot like DC trying to fix the economy. Posted by: That black intern on that TV show. at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (7RT/J) 127
and they eat rotten fish
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO ![]() It's not rotten, it's jellied. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 06:47 PM (yQpMk) 128
There has to be a joke there somewhere. Let's see Boxcar, off the rails, East Palestine, Boxcar Willie, nope! Won't add up.
Posted by: Failed Comedy Writer at April 05, 2023 06:47 PM (j+jCx) 129
> I’ve only known a few Lutherans in my life, and they were all batshit insane
Well, they're crazy enough to worship a comic book villain. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:47 PM (j2Xg6) 130
good times, good times
******* My teen self used to complain about how crude vulgar and stupid South Park was I was oblivious to the darkness that would soon come Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:48 PM (VTu1l) 131
When I served, my MOS was saturated (91-A -B, which was medic in the olden times). I was an E-4. I could have re-classed as 91-C to make E-5 and so forth, but by then I was sick of the Army.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Totes Intelleckshul and Stuff at April 05, 2023 06:48 PM (UQUAY) 132
"Jesus did not die so violence could be perpetuated in God's name. Jesus did not die for access to guns," Louwagie says.
Not only does Luigi's theology suck, he doesn't know the difference between "perpetuated" and "perpetrated." Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 06:48 PM (gf7Ez) 133
Hey, FenSpoke.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 06:48 PM (ffbyg) 134
It's happening in the Baptist and Methodist religions too.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (BdMk6) ******* Presbyterian, too. One of my co-workers is a practicing Presbyterian, and when I went to her mother's funeral five or so years ago, there weren't more than three children - all in their teenage years - in attendance. Not one baby, which is about the exact opposite of the conservative churches. They'll be joining the Shakers soon. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 05, 2023 06:48 PM (xxG/v) Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (Z32m1) 136
117 Hey remember when the worst thing produced by our popular culture was Beavis & Butthead ?
good times, good times Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (geLO ![]() It was the cornholio of times It was the TP of times Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (BRHaw) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (kGtj5) 138
My local kids library has started displaying books about prog womyns of color ever since they got a new kids librarian.
Bios of Tank Abrams, those other 2 Squadies (not AOC) etc. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (yu8eA) 139
I'm finished being flabbergasted. I'm flabberxhausted.
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (iayUP) 140
The more I think about the girl playing army, I think it's just that, play acting.
The old uniform camo pattern, the apparent age vs rank. It's all fake. Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (gmo/4) 141
My Dad met his second wife at a Lutheran church. She was not Lutheran. Nor was my Dad. She was as crazy as a loon. He was just as crazy for marrying her. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 06:50 PM (enJYY) 142
@43 well said. I don't think America has learned how to deal with the speed of communication that technology gives us. In the past we talked to our friends and locals and we knew immediately who was an idiot or a pervert or criminal. Now there are no filters that local communities provided. The entire nation is in each other's faces. I'm not calling for censorship, just for people to realize how many idiots , perverts and criminals are out there and treat them accordingly
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 06:50 PM (ZPjyc) 143
> I’ve only known a few Lutherans in my life, and they were all batshit insane
Well, they're crazy enough to worship a comic book villain. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:47 PM (j2Xg6) One day we will have our ocean front property in Nevada, you just wait. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 06:50 PM (yQpMk) 144
My local kids library has started displaying books about prog womyns of color ever since they got a new kids librarian.
Bios of Tank Abrams, those other 2 Squadies (not AOC) etc. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (yu8eA) Start hiding the books. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2023 06:50 PM (yLzn3) 145
The wife made E7 (Chief Petty Officer) in the Navy in 8 years
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:44 PM So you washed her coffee cup? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 06:50 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: MkY at April 05, 2023 06:51 PM (cPGH3) 147
E-6 in 8 years? That seems awfully fast. My dad was E-8 at 20 and he had a pretty remarkable career. Posted by: bonhomme I dunno. I did E-5 in about 4 1/2 years, in the peacetime Army of the late 80s, and that was with getting stuck in the E-4 Mafia for an extra year while the Army kept points high due to the Desert Shield/Storm stop-loss. And I wasn't exactly high speed/low drag. With the deployments and combat tours over the last 20 years, I suspect that Army promotions are going a lot faster than in my time. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 06:51 PM (n+4am) 148
Micah Louwagie, pronouns they/them, is a "married" (spouse's profile is "[ They/Them/Theirs ] / ELCA Seminarian / Writer & Artist / Nonbinary Queer) trans-man who is the pastor of the 100-member St. Mark's Lutheran Church (ELCA, of course, not Wisconsin or Missouri Synods) in Fargo.
--- Show of hands. In 2000 how many of you would have even understood the semantic content of this sentence? Posted by: Professor Farnsworth at April 05, 2023 06:51 PM (fKIdX) 149
She was as crazy as a loon. He was just as crazy for marrying her.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 06:50 PM (enJYY) Crazy is compelling as long as it is not over the line into Madonna. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 06:51 PM (kGtj5) 150
2"+2"=8" when she's quoting Orwell like that
Posted by: eight inches per mile squared at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (VsUo2) 151
and they eat rotten fish
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO ![]() ********** Lutefisk couldn't possibly be rotten if bacteria won't eat it, and bacteria *won't* eat it, too. But Norwegians, OTOH... Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (xxG/v) Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (Z32m1) 153
Holy shit. Drinker had an interview with Russell Crowe!
********** Drinker you magnificent connoisseur of linguistic spirits and inebriation, you made it Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (VTu1l) 154
The old uniform camo pattern, the apparent age vs rank. It's all fake.
___ It's not fake. That uniform is the pattern that came out a few years ago, that replaced the ACUs (check out the pockets and the velcro rank on the chest). Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (eZw+I) 155
74 Making math be whatever Canadians say it is might be the only way Montreal ever wins the Stanley Cup again.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 06:38 PM (ZLI7S) Heh... *** readies program and beer in support of the Rags in 2023 *** (offer not valid in 2024, aka The Year of The Sabres) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (CCSxw) 156
In her sermon on Palm Sunday, Louwagie compared the Nashville shooter to Jesus Christ.
Yeah I'm not super religious these days but I'm pretty sure this he/she/it Loogie creature is going straight to hell. Posted by: Seriously, what the actual fuck? at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (dMtzC) 157
No one with tits allowed in the library!
Posted by: lorien1973 at April 05, 2023 06:39 PM Can we have an exception for hot librarians? We need more of those. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h) 158
Girls don't want to play Army. They end up putting up curtains and having a tea party in the fort. You can't deny human nature. Well unless you are a psycho weirdo leftist.
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (iayUP) 159
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Or for some Holy or Maundy Thursday Eve, or the beginning of the three day cycle in the RCC- the Triduum which consists of Holy Thursday, Good Friday and Easter. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (r2ys/) 160
The wife made E7 (Chief Petty Officer) in the Navy in 8 years Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:44 PM So you washed her coffee cup? Posted by: Duncanthrax Impossible. He's still breathing. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (n+4am) 161
Some folks have tried to focus on eradicating trans people as a solution, because they have been waiting, just waiting for an opportunity such as this. They've been waiting for a reason, any reason to stoke their hatred," Louwagie said.
Um, no. No one thinks about the .00047 percent of Americans who are "trans"(...gender? ...sexual? ...vestites?) until they are shooting at us or grooming our kids. Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd) 162
Drinker you magnificent connoisseur of linguistic spirits and inebriation, you made it
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (VTu1l) Russel Crowe looks like he ate Dom Deluise. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (kGtj5) 163
Erev Tov Patriots
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (EVR4i) 164
There's another Canadian tranny story making its way through the U.S. conservo-sphere today. [See my next comment about it.] But there's alot of misinformation in the reports.
First, it's not a federal Canadian or civil service member making the statement/holding the twisted presser. It's a member of the Opposition [the New Democrats] in Ontario's provincial parliament. She has no power; and Ontario's RINOish Conservative party has a huge majority in the legislature. So her grandstanding twisted presser promoting her private members bill isn't government policy and isn't going to pass into law in Ontario. It also has no effect on federal politics. So don't go ape-shit over it -- it's like a N.C. state Dem making the same statement, especially with the new GOP supermajority in the state House. SFA. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (Vwz3I) 165
Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, poor NPR!
Posted by: Synova at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (BD/yx) 166
I dunno. I did E-5 in about 4 1/2 years, in the peacetime Army of the late 80s, and that was with getting stuck in the E-4 Mafia for an extra year while the Army kept points high due to the Desert Shield/Storm stop-loss. And I wasn't exactly high speed/low drag.
With the deployments and combat tours over the last 20 years, I suspect that Army promotions are going a lot faster than in my time. Yeah, I should stop extrapolating my limited experience. My dad was Air Force, a much smaller service, which meant there were fewer slots at promotion time and all that jazz. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (j2Xg6) 167
Show of hands. In 2000 how many of you would have even understood the semantic content of this sentence?
***** I don’t even fucking understand what that diuretic stream of word salad is in 2023 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (VTu1l) 168
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo
A nonbinary, a wizard, a witch, two drag queens, two maskers, an AWFL, a child, a disabled minority, and a cis white male just introduced legislation to make "offensive remarks" near drag shows a violation of Canadian law. They're using diversity as a mask for tyranny. Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline NDP MPP Kristyn Wong-Tam, they/them, introduces a private member's bill which would place restrictions on protests around drag events, including controversial 'Story Hour' children's events. https://tinyurl.com/8h5nud6x Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (Vwz3I) 169
I bet that girl E6 is in whatever they call HR in the Army
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (geLO8) 170
That tic tok women is dressing up as an American for halloween, I think .
Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (Ed8Zd) 171
The wife made E7 (Chief Petty Officer) in the Navy in 8 years
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:44 PM So you washed her coffee cup? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 06:50 PM You do not wash a coffee cup in the Chiefs mess, it simply isn't done. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (ncXxy) 172
If a six turned out to be a nine, I don't mind.
Posted by: Hoser math at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (63Dwl) 173
Girls don't want to play Army. They end up putting up curtains and having a tea party in the fort. You can't deny human nature. Well unless you are a psycho weirdo leftist.
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (iayUP) ___ I didn't "play" Army. That said, I pity those that join now. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (eZw+I) 174
"Jesus did not die so violence could be perpetuated in God's name. Jesus did not die for access to guns," Louwagie says.
*** Who can forget those stirring Bible passages about sword confiscation. Posted by: Azathoth at April 05, 2023 06:55 PM (wb1YC) 175
My theory is with Marxists Puplic school pushing Tran sexual onto kids the percentage of Trannies will go from fraction of a fraction to low percentage.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 06:55 PM (xhxe8) 176
Russel Crowe looks like he ate Dom Deluise.
*********** Russell Crowe could actually BE Dom Deluise Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (VTu1l) 177
I bet that girl E6 is in whatever they call HR in the Army
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM (geLO ![]() ___ Noticed the Drill Sergeant patch? Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (eZw+I) 178
The wife made E7 (Chief Petty Officer) in the Navy in 8 years
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) So you washed her coffee cup? Posted by: Duncanthrax Clearly not. He is still able to write and communicate. Posted by: De rigueur Monty Python reference at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (qoGsy) 179
Well, you can add Jack Daniels to the woke/drag queen club. They'll be sponsoring Drag Queen Summer Camp:
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/ status/1643747185627107329 Posted by: IrishEi at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (3ImbR) Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (j2Xg6) 181
Ugh
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (qoGsy) 182
So what is real?
ballots 19 printed to 20 Or no ballots Indictments with no charges of law Voter that do not exist 2% deaths well 0.2% deaths well les than the cold From a market From a pangolin From a bat From a coon dog Peace and prosperity Secure borders Inflation Reduction Rule of Law Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (BRHaw) 183
In 2000 how many of you would have even understood the semantic content of this sentence?
Hell, I don't now. Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (VMFAF) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 06:57 PM (eZw+I) 185
Well, you can add Jack Daniels to the woke/drag queen club. They'll be sponsoring Drag Queen Summer Camp:
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/ status/1643747185627107329 It's getting so you can't even day drink anymore. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 05, 2023 06:57 PM (Bd6X8) 186
Certainly NPR is willing to refuse all federal and state funds to prove that they are not state media. And certainly the GOP leadership is sharp enough to take steps to make it so. I'm sure that was somewhere in the Contract with America.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 05, 2023 06:57 PM (3vCGB) 187
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo
A nonbinary, a wizard, a witch, two drag queens, two maskers, an AWFL, a child, a disabled minority, and a cis white male ... Posted by: andycanuck ...walk into a bar.... Posted by: Ba Dump Bump at April 05, 2023 06:57 PM (VsUo2) 188
A nonbinary, a wizard, a witch, two drag queens, two maskers, an AWFL, a child, a disabled minority, and a cis white male walked into a bar... Posted by: ONT joke at April 05, 2023 06:57 PM (63Dwl) 189
Can we have an exception for hot librarians? We need more of those.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h) I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't WANT to know anything about her private life. She didn't HAVE a private life. Posted by: lorien1973 at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (Lavx8) 190
You do not wash a coffee cup in the Chiefs mess, it simply isn't done.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 06:54 PM Well, not until some PO 2s & 3s convince a Seaman that the Chiefs would *really* appreciate him stepping up one night and doing it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (a3Q+t) 191
also I don't understand the phenomena of people in their cars making speeches into their phones and posting it online
Who gives a f***, you narcissists Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO8) 192
> Girls don't want to play Army. They end up putting up curtains and having a tea party in the fort. You can't deny human nature. Well unless you are a psycho weirdo leftist.
Ladies in or near combat roles have a ripcord they can pull any time they want out. Just turn up preggers and you get a free ride home. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (j2Xg6) 193
Louwagie?
Loogie needs a good swirly. And the pear of agony. Apostate. Heretic. Sodomite. What other adjectives apply? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (X8h+s) 194
"I didn't "play" Army.
That said, I pity those that join now. Posted by: SMH at what's coming'" I meant little girls, not growed up girls. Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (iayUP) 195
They end up putting up curtains and having a tea party in the fort. You can't deny human nature. Well unless you are a psycho weirdo leftist.
******* In fairness being a dude I did play with Barbie dolls all the time And by that I mean I mostly used Ken as the villain whose head I ripped off using one of my good guy transformers Mom had to buy me a lot of ken dolls Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (VTu1l) 196
>>Heh...
>>*** readies program and beer in support of the Rags in 2023 *** >>(offer not valid in 2024, aka The Year of The Sabres) The Sabres always seem to give the Rangers trouble. They were really playing well for about 10 days and then just looked like crap against the Sabres. It's got to be a mental thing. Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (ZLI7S) 197
>You do not wash a coffee cup in the Chiefs mess, it simply isn't done.
Posted by: Mister Scott ok- what is the origin of this custom? Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:59 PM (geLO8) 198
Noticed the Drill Sergeant patch?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 06:56 PM (eZw+I) I wonder what Grandpa would say. I know what Pappaw would have said. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 06:59 PM (kGtj5) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 06:59 PM (eZw+I) 200
Well, you can add Jack Daniels to the woke/drag queen club. They'll be sponsoring Drag Queen Summer Camp
Evan Williams wept with joy. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 06:59 PM (yQpMk) 201
120 89 Dylan is purposely making fun of women and daring us to call him out.
He's repulsive. A cock in a frock. Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 06:41 PM (/di7g) thank you It is black face. It is calling Ni**er over and over and we take it. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:45 PM (BRHaw) ======================== Our "Betters" all say the Best Women are Crazy Men that cut their privates off. Posted by: rd at April 05, 2023 06:59 PM (Z32m1) 202
It's happening in the Baptist and Methodist religions too.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 06:30 PM (BdMk6) ******* Presbyterian, too. One of my co-workers is a practicing Presbyterian, and when I went to her mother's funeral five or so years ago, there weren't more than three children - all in their teenage years - in attendance. Not one baby, which is about the exact opposite of the conservative churches. They'll be joining the Shakers soon. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 05, 2023 06:48 PM (xxG/v) In my old Lutheran church, I was the spring chicken, by many, many years. In my new Catholic Church at the Latin mass, I am the oldster by a similar margin. Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (Ed8Zd) 203
Great minds, ONT joke. Great minds
Posted by: Ba Dump Bump at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (VsUo2) 204
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo
A nonbinary, a wizard, a witch, two drag queens, two maskers, an AWFL, a child, a disabled minority, and a cis white male ... Posted by: andycanuck ...walk into a bar.... Posted by: Ba Dump Bump at April 05, 2023 06:57 PM (VsUo2) And the bartender says...get the f*ck out of here. Posted by: Walt Kowalski at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (3vCGB) 205
Hey, SMH.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (XR5XV) 206
My theory is with Marxists Puplic school pushing Tran sexual onto kids the percentage of Trannies will go from fraction of a fraction to low percentage. Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 06:55 PM Confuse the hell out of kids about sexuality and the gay contingent is ready to 'help them'. Brothers from a different mother. A few, too few... gays are pushing back. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (enJYY) 207
Holy shit. Drinker had an interview with Russell Crowe!
https://is.gd/9JidqC Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 06:49 PM (kGtj5) Very cool! Gonna listen to this tomorrow. Thanks! Think celebs would do pretty well to understand that the YouTube critics hold a lot of sway and that it's probably worth their while to promote their projects with them. Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (+qzZR) 208
When I was a kid I liked the library. My mom would drop me off there whenever she went shopping, then she'd pick me up on her way home. The librarian and staff were always kind to me and no one ever, ever presented any sort of danger to me.
I still go to the library occasionally. Any parent would be nuts to leave a child there unattended. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (sWM8x) 209
Hi Bulg.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (eZw+I) 210
Totally uninterested in the welfare of muslims since 9-11 and that's not going to change
Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2023 07:00 PM (KATBx) 211
Oh no! Ed Driscoll says we have to abandon Trump!
Well, that's real bad news. If we've lost Ed, we've lost ... only Ed. Gosh, how we ever going to win if the people that have supported Democrats for the last 8 years are not joining Team Trump? All these folks pushing DeSantis remind me of the upper-middle class white women I overheard as she was sipping her wine, saying, "Kasich is the type of Republican I could vote for." Mind you not actually vote for, not when there is a Democrat in the ticket, oh gods no. But she "could" vote for him. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2023 07:01 PM (m9bzV) 212
...walk into a bar....
Posted by: Ba Dump Bump A nonbinary, a wizard, a witch, two drag queens, two maskers, an AWFL, a child, a disabled minority, and a cis white male walked into a bar... Posted by: ONT joke ---------- Horde mind! Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 07:01 PM (Vwz3I) 213
also I don't understand the phenomena of people in their cars making speeches into their phones and posting it online
Who gives a f***, you narcissists Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO ![]() This!!! X 1000!!! Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2023 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:02 PM (kGtj5) 215
Mister Scott, no one is expected to wash their coffee mugs in the Navy, not even lowly Seamen and Petty Officers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 07:02 PM (XR5XV) 216
Oh no! Ed Driscoll says we have to abandon Trump!
******** Seriously, why is that pudgy little faggot soygot still on instapundit? Is he one of Glenn Reynolds lesbian lovers? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l) 217
188 A nonbinary, a wizard, a witch, two drag queens, two maskers, an AWFL, a child, a disabled minority, and a cis white male walked into a bar...
Posted by: ONT joke Punch line: "Rectum? It practically killed 'em!" Posted by: Ba Dump Bump at April 05, 2023 07:03 PM (VsUo2) 218
E-6 in 8 years?
Posted by: Duncanthrax way, waaay back in the dark ages when trannys and gays would get their guts stomped out of them during the 80s, I was able to go from e1 to e5 in about 2.5 years, spent a year as an e5, went to the e6 board and was about to be pinned (points for my shitty duty sucks MOS were 450 and 550)when I was selected and appointed to the rank of warrant officer candidate (woc). So e1 to e5(p) in about 3 years, then maybe another 20 months in fuck you sir attitude school (basic warrant officer training, the advanced training in my new missile system) I pinned on wo1. Not high school to flight school rotor head pilot fast, but pdq because the duty sucked moose cock and the Army couldn't get or keep us. Hell i dropped trow and resigned my commision as a cw2 before I reached 11years of active duty. Never. Again. ADA is a killer branch with shitty leaders and suck ass duty. I'd rather have been a scout, mortarman, or field arty. Posted by: BifBewalski at April 05, 2023 07:03 PM (3CCua) 219
This military will need another Battle of Savo Sound meets Kasserine Pass to winnow out all the trimmers and wastrels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:04 PM (X8h+s) 220
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't WANT to know anything about her private life. She didn't HAVE a private life. Posted by: lorien1973 at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM Much better if you socked Mr. Bookman from Seinfeld. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 07:04 PM (enJYY) 221
213 also I don't understand the phenomena of people in their cars making speeches into their phones and posting it online
Who gives a f***, you narcissists Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM (geLO This!!! X 1000!!! Posted by: LASue at April 05, 2023 07:01 PM (Ed8Zd) I honestly kind of feel the same way about this as I do people filming themselves having sex. Have some self respect, you idiots. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:04 PM (kGtj5) 222
Isn't Ed a friend of the blog? He posts ace's stuff daily at insty. Everyone hates him.
Posted by: NCKate at April 05, 2023 07:04 PM (d5Qya) 223
This world is upside down.
Sometimes I don't know whether or not to laugh or cry. All I've got is to pray more. Posted by: redridinghood at April 05, 2023 07:04 PM (NpAcC) 224
I was promoted to Sgt in just under three years, and there I remained until I got out four years later. My name finally came up on the staff list but I was intent on going anyway. My detachment only had a couple junior enlisted and a lot of E5 and above. I eventually became senior Sgt in the outfit and the SgtMaj gave me a little slack and some additional responsibility. Towards the end my duty assignments were normally for SSgt and above.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2023 07:04 PM (lz5hY) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:05 PM (X8h+s) 226
An eager young recent Ivy League grad whose parents are big donors is being sent to the archives, to dust off the old files. "Find out how we did this is '63 and '68. Very c!ose hold."
Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 05, 2023 07:05 PM (4fYsM) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 07:05 PM (XR5XV) 228
I blame Pearl Jam for all the school shootings.
Frickin Jeremy... he spoke in class today. Prolly a Troon. Frickin grunge and alt rock of the late 80's and early 90's. Hey let's chop of dicks and tits and call it cool or we shoot people and kids. Enjoy the MDMA to rewire your brain to have way too much empathy and sympathy for these Weimar Guys and Dolls. Posted by: Out of the Loop at April 05, 2023 07:05 PM (zpt1t) 229
That must be an old video of the girl in the army. That camo pattern is old.
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (gmo/4) Either an old video or she's an imposter. I'll go with imposter. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BdMk6) Looks like a funky color due to the phone, but those are OCPs. What is worse is she is wearing a recruiter patch on her left pocket. THATS what is recruiting? No wonder they are missing recruiting goals. Staff Sergeant Know-It-All (except for the Constitution) isn't doing her freaking job. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 05, 2023 07:05 PM (l7Kbv) 230
I got a twitter suspension for tweeting that trans is a mental illness
I sent an appeal. 30 seconds later I get an email "After careful consideration, your suspension is permanent" Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 07:05 PM (R8uWY) 231
Active shooter at Trump Tower seems to be a big nothing burger.
Just someone exercising her 2nd Amendment rights. But yes, those modern sporting rifles/assault rifles can frighten people causing panic Posted by: Paul at April 05, 2023 07:05 PM (LhrDc) 232
216 Oh no! Ed Driscoll says we have to abandon Trump!
******** Seriously, why is that pudgy little faggot soygot still on instapundit? Is he one of Glenn Reynolds lesbian lovers? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:03 PM (VTu1l) Insty is weird and his people have a stone ear for the audience. The douchebag David Bernstein who opined after the election was stolen that obviusly Trump was not fit to be president burns for not just the content, but the supercilious disdain it shows for any of the 'wrong kind' of people daring to have a say in their governance. Go fuck yourself with a fucking Caber, you cock sucking hosebeast. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:06 PM (kGtj5) 233
Girls don't want to play Army. They end up putting up curtains and having a tea party in the fort. You can't deny human nature. Well unless you are a psycho weirdo leftist.
Ladies in or near combat roles have a ripcord they can pull any time they want out. Just turn up preggers and you get a free ride home. Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 06:58 PM That happened on the Truman when they were making a deployment to the Persian Gulf back in the day. 12 women in the Nuke department got pregnant during the deployment and had to be sent off the ship during deployment, 6 of them on one COD flight. The ships paper had a cartoon on the front page the next day that showed a C2 being catapulted off the ship with a "baby on board" sticker on the back. the CO lost his $hit...... Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:06 PM (ncXxy) 234
Professor: Donald Trump is to blame for Alvin Bragg’s ‘legal embarrassment’ of an indictment
https://bit.ly/3UfcuVh - Selfish sumbitch wouldn't even commit a real crime for us! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 07:06 PM (FVME7) 235
How’s the weather in your AO, SMH?
___ T-storms this morning. Sunny now, in the 50s, after 80s yesterday. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:07 PM (eZw+I) 236
1993
Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 07:07 PM (/0+YE) 237
I had no idea Human Lutherans worshipped Satan, or as we call him on Melmac, Fred.
Posted by: Gordon Shumway at April 05, 2023 07:07 PM (+eHVa) 238
Make that a Drill Sergeant patch, not a recruiter patch. Been too many decades...
Point still stands. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 05, 2023 07:08 PM (l7Kbv) 239
Made E-5 in 2 1/2 years. (pinned E-5 in Tikrit, Iraq in '03).
Only did ten years, got out as an E-5. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:08 PM (eZw+I) 240
Still confused how Afghan cavemen kicked the ass of the US.Army?
Posted by: Regular joe at April 05, 2023 07:08 PM (nnp+f) 241
Nike has hired Dylan Mulvaney to model and promote women’s sportswear and sports bras.Story at legal insurrection.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2023 07:09 PM (F0jcH) 242
You do not wash a coffee cup in the Chiefs mess, it simply isn't done.
Posted by: Mister Scott ok- what is the origin of this custom? Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:59 PM No idea but it was tradition when I went into the Navy in 78. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:09 PM (ncXxy) 243
IF the womyn active shooter at Trump Tower Chicago is being Memory Holed already, they voted for Bernie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:09 PM (X8h+s) 244
I got a twitter suspension for tweeting that trans is a mental illness
I sent an appeal. 30 seconds later I get an email "After careful consideration, your suspension is permanent" Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Also, 2 + 2 does not equal 4, hater! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 07:09 PM (FVME7) 245
Still confused how Afghan cavemen kicked the ass of the US.Army?
Posted by: Regular joe ___ Lawyers and politicians. Same as always. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:10 PM (eZw+I) 246
>Nike has hired Dylan Mulvaney to model and promote women’s sportswear and sports bras.
but he has no tits Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 07:10 PM (geLO8) 247
241 Nike has hired Dylan Mulvaney to model and promote women’s sportswear and sports bras.Story at legal insurrection.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2023 07:09 PM (F0jcH) Is there only one tranny in the fricking world? Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:10 PM (kGtj5) 248
the CO lost his $hit......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:06 PM Over the cartoon or the unauthorized fraternization? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 07:10 PM (a3Q+t) 249
Many tolerated straight people having sex out of wedlock. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here.
Will you still? Nothing Conservative about this deviancy. Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (KAi1n) Thanks. You made my point. Nothing to conserve. *spit. Insert Allen G > Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM (fjPRN) 250
I got a twitter suspension for tweeting that trans is a mental illness I sent an appeal. 30 seconds later I get an email "After careful consideration, your suspension is permanent" Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy So much for Elon Musk. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM (63Dwl) 251
That's a heartfelt harrumph from the NPR guy but I'm not buying it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM (s12c9) 252
I'm a Presbyterian (PCA), and my church is loaded with children, mostly home-schooled.
Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM (MF3yS) 253
I am not seeing the church as outraged about this tranny satantic garbage as they were about nerds reading and doing math and rolling dice.
Posted by: Fool Otto Depends on the church. The ones that do speak out are dutifully ignored by the press. https://tinyurl.com/69hjrrss My pastors response to the tranny issue. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM (KY22T) 254
I know a lady who served for four years in the Air Force. She was thinking about the Army or the Corps, and her brother, Army grunt, mansplained to her that the ladies room is sometimes an E tool and barely usable toilet paper. The Army or Corps idea vanished from her mind. She said she enjoyed The Azores.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM (lz5hY) 255
JAGoffs are the worse FOBBITs ever.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM (X8h+s) 256
Nike has hired Dylan Mulvaney to model and promote women’s sportswear and sports bras.Story at legal insurrection
************** Behold the oppressed class: a douchebag wearing dick suppressing underwear making millions as a spokesman for brands with a fetish for committing corporate suicide Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (VTu1l) 257
but he has no tits
Posted by: DB ___ He doesn't menstruate either, but he's a spokesman for Tampax. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (eZw+I) 258
30 seconds later I get an email "After careful consideration, your suspension is permanent"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Seems like Elon is on the tranny train Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (yu8eA) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (63Dwl) 260
And people wonder why these girls are killing themselves.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (eZw+I) 261
240 Because Brandon let them. Egged them on, even. F**king satanic retard.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 07:13 PM (XR5XV) 262
.Still confused how Afghan cavemen kicked the ass of the US.Army?
Posted by: Regular joe coupla reasons- the one I think of is, we don't commit to war like we used to Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 07:13 PM (geLO8) 263
Depends on the church. The ones that do speak out are dutifully ignored by the press.
https://tinyurl.com/69hjrrss My pastors response to the tranny issue. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 07:11 PM My bishop was on fire against this crap last month. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 07:13 PM (Wnv9h) 264
Still confused how Afghan cavemen kicked the ass of the US.Army?
Posted by: Regular joe We weren't allowed to exercise roe that would let us win. This is why the left believes the bs they spout all the time about civil war. If they truly are that fucking dumb, Katy bar the door, there are a ton of that have no rev limiter and no morals what so ever about handling those whom are determined to be enemy combatants, traitors, conspirists, and/or provide aid and comfort to the enemy. It will be extremely violent, and that's what makes me pray they may be smart enough to see it without provoking it. Jury is still out on that room temperature iq assessment though. Posted by: BifBewalski at April 05, 2023 07:13 PM (3CCua) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:13 PM (eZw+I) 266
30 seconds later I get an email "After careful consideration, your suspension is permanent"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Seems like Elon is on the tranny train Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (yu8eA) No. Still moles in the rooms. Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 07:14 PM (fjPRN) 267
The nice thing about the weather in Pennsylvania is that there are four days every year when you have to neither heat or cool your home. Two in the spring and two in the fall. Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 07:14 PM (enJYY) 268
Nike has hired Dylan Mulvaney to model and promote women’s sportswear and sports bras.Story at legal insurrection.
Posted by: Jen the original Didja see that a fauxwoman won the women's golf tournament in Oz? Fauxwomen, like real women except better. https://bit.ly/3nUlvGY Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 07:14 PM (FVME7) 269
Happy Passover!
Holy Thursday, celebrating the Last Supper, is tomorrow. Ramadan continues. Peace be with you. Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too at April 05, 2023 07:14 PM (GshMh) 270
And people wonder why these girls are killing themselves.
******* They’re realizing the only way to be a perfect woman is to be a man Enjoy the result of your rabid support of third wave feminism, sugar tits Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:15 PM (VTu1l) 271
He doesn't menstruate either, but he's a spokesman for Tampax.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (eZw+I) --------- I have to believe that's just good old fashioned protection money that Tampax is shoving at him. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:15 PM (s12c9) 272
the CO lost his $hit......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:06 PM Over the cartoon or the unauthorized fraternization? Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 07:10 PM Both, he was down 12 Nukes going into a 9 month deployment. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:15 PM (ncXxy) 273
30 seconds later I get an email "After careful consideration, your suspension is permanent"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy ---------- Seems like Elon is on the tranny train Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (yu8eA) ~~~~~ I think one of his kids is trans. Or maybe gay. I dunno anymore. Posted by: IrishEi at April 05, 2023 07:15 PM (3ImbR) 274
>>Nike has hired Dylan Mulvaney to model and promote women’s sportswear and sports bras.Story at legal insurrection.
This might be one case where it backfires on them. This fruit loop couldn't beat a 6 year old girl in checkers let alone an adult female athlete in anything. Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 07:16 PM (ZLI7S) 275
Aetius
Who blew up who and for what reason in Leningrad... *shakes Magic Eight Ball*... "Results murky try again later." Seems to be holding true https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=139615 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:16 PM (X8h+s) 276
Still confused how Afghan cavemen kicked the ass of the US.Army?
********* Quickly winning wars arent a profitable endeavor 20 year quagmires however will ensure all your mansions and Lamborghinis are fully paid for Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:17 PM (VTu1l) 277
Seems like Elon is on the tranny train
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (yu8eA) -------- Bring back Yoel Roth and that psycho Indian bint. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:18 PM (s12c9) 278
think one of his kids is trans. Or maybe gay. I dunno anymore
******** He’s got so many kids that one of them was bound to have their cheese slide off the cracker Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:18 PM (VTu1l) 279
It's a real puzzler why Bud Light Nd Nike are hiring this freak
are these companies really 'down with the struggle', or are they simply giving in to (hopefully) be left alone by the tranny mob? I think the latter Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 07:18 PM (geLO8) 280
Visit any TRADOC post these days after seeing SSG Libtard and you'll not be shocked to find that the recruits/AIT students are utterly incapable of doing basic tasks like marching in step or maintaining interval and distance.
Posted by: Bert G at April 05, 2023 07:19 PM (fF0pk) 281
20 year quagmires however will ensure all your mansions and Lamborghinis are fully paid for
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:17 PM 20 year quagmires? Giggity! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 07:19 PM (Wnv9h) 282
Many tolerated straight people having sex out of wedlock. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here.
Will you still? Nothing Conservative about this deviancy. Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (KAi1n) AND those straight people having sex out of wedlock weren't waving flags in our faces. AND I don't have much tolerance for one that cheats on their spouse. Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 07:19 PM (xd0dE) 283
This Dylan Mulvaney dude is a creepy weirdo. Every time I see a video of him it's creepier and weirder than the last one.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 05, 2023 07:19 PM (VNwRd) 284
Tonight is the April full moon, known as the Pink Moon in the Injun lore (which the colonists culturally appropriated shamelessly). However, it is a quite significant full Moon in Christendom. It is the Paschal Full Moon, which starts Passover. The old Jewish calendar was a luni-solar calendar that was quite complex to say the least. There have been reforms since. Anyway, Passover begins at sundown the day before the Paschal Moon. The moment of syzygy is 04:24 Zulu, or 12:34AM EDT April 6. Thus begins the commemoration of the passion of Christ. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:20 PM (Mzdiz) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:20 PM (X8h+s) 286
151 and they eat rotten fish
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO ********** Lutefisk couldn't possibly be rotten if bacteria won't eat it, and bacteria *won't* eat it, too. But Norwegians, OTOH... Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at April 05, 2023 06:52 PM (xxG/v) ---- You know, it bothers me when I see cat kibble left untouched by ants. I wonder what am I feeding the cats. Posted by: Ciampino - Fat Anyone - The Crisco Kid at April 05, 2023 07:20 PM (qfLjt) 287
282 Many tolerated straight people having sex out of wedlock. We were told it would be OK. That's how this started. Now we are here.
Will you still? Nothing Conservative about this deviancy. Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 06:35 PM (KAi1n) AND those straight people having sex out of wedlock weren't waving flags in our faces. AND I don't have much tolerance for one that cheats on their spouse. Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 07:19 PM (xd0dE) Hippies and free love ring a bell? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2023 07:20 PM (eYoxG) 288
283 This Dylan Mulvaney dude is a creepy weirdo. Every time I see a video of him it's creepier and weirder than the last one.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 05, 2023 07:19 PM (VNwRd) ---------- You want a laugh? Imagine him coming ashore at Omaha Beach. We used to have real men. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:21 PM (s12c9) 289
Ed Driscoll is the kind of friend who phones to inform you that he's fallen on a Buzz Lightyear action figure and needs you to drive him to the ER. The whole way there, he's laying on his tummy across the backseat assuring you that no matter how statistically improbable, these things happen. Rather than be disgusted, you're just happy that he's finally shut the fuck up about The Beatles.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 05, 2023 07:21 PM (KFhLj) 290
Every time I see a video of him it's creepier and weirder than the last one.
********* It’s even creepier when he makes no attempt to hide his male voice either Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:21 PM (VTu1l) 291
Hippies and free love ring a bell?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 05, 2023 07:20 PM (eYoxG) San Fran 2023 says hi! Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 07:22 PM (fjPRN) 292
Notice the media no longer contacts Junior.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:20 PM (X8h+s) ------------ Poor Cindy Sheehan's phone hasn't rung in ages. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:22 PM (s12c9) 293
Jon Nicosia@NewsPolitics
.@CNN responded to the Don Lemon disaster: "The Variety story provides no actual proof, and instead relies on anonymous sources and unsubstantiated claims from 10 to 15 years ago. CNN is unable to corroborate the alleged accounts." -- WAIT. I thought we 'Believe all Women' ?? - CNN does not truck with anonomous sources and unsubstantiated claims! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 07:23 PM (FVME7) 294
You want a laugh? Imagine him
We used to have real men. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:21 PM Fixed for accuracy. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 07:24 PM (Wnv9h) 295
275 Aetius
Who blew up who and for what reason in Leningrad... *shakes Magic Eight Ball*... "Results murky try again later." Seems to be holding true https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=139615 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:16 PM (X8h+s) Huh. I like the guncotton and acid injected into rail bearings anecdotes. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:24 PM (kGtj5) 296
NOOOOOOD.
Posted by: The Nood Announcer at April 05, 2023 07:24 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:25 PM (X8h+s) 298
256 Nike has hired Dylan Mulvaney to model and promote women’s sportswear and sports bras.Story at legal insurrection
************** Behold the oppressed class: a douchebag wearing dick suppressing underwear making millions as a spokesman for brands with a fetish for committing corporate suicide Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 07:12 PM (VTu1l) ---- I brought this up yesterday but still relevant: Seafolly's non-binary ambassador says they were abused in 'queer Melbourne suburb' while wearing a Trans Lives Matter T-shirt: 'They demanded to know what's between my legs' https://mol.im/a/11939693 Posted by: Ciampino -- Fat Anyone - The Crisco Kid at April 05, 2023 07:25 PM (qfLjt) 299
293 Jon Nicosia@NewsPolitics
.@CNN responded to the Don Lemon disaster: "The Variety story provides no actual proof, and instead relies on anonymous sources and unsubstantiated claims from 10 to 15 years ago. CNN is unable to corroborate the alleged accounts." -- WAIT. I thought we 'Believe all Women' ?? - CNN does not truck with anonomous sources and unsubstantiated claims! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, So you're saying CNN is abandoning their entire modus operandi? Huh. What changed? Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 07:26 PM (KY22T) 300
@Breaking911 · 2h
REPORTER: "Former VP Pence said that if the shooter who killed 6 people in that Christian school in Tennessee, was motivated by a hatred towards Christians, that the crime should be categorized as a hate crime..." KJP: "It's not for us to decide." Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 07:27 PM (Vwz3I) 301
You want a laugh? Imagine him coming ashore at Omaha Beach.
We used to have real men. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:21 PM (s12c9) Imagine him in a men's penitentiary . There isn't enough string in the world to sew his behind up. Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 07:27 PM (xd0dE) 302
294 You want a laugh? Imagine him coming mincing ashore at Omaha Beach.
We used to have real men. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:21 PM Fixed for accuracy. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 07:24 PM (Wnv9h) ---- Imagine it wading/waddling through the surf and it is menstruating ...... LOL Posted by: Ciampino --- Fat Anyone - The Crisco Kid at April 05, 2023 07:29 PM (qfLjt) 303
"242 You do not wash a coffee cup in the Chiefs mess, it simply isn't done.
Posted by: Mister Scott ok- what is the origin of this custom? Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:59 PM No idea but it was tradition when I went into the Navy in 78. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:09 PM (ncXxy)" my theory is that it arose back in ww2 times or before, when fresh water (as one might use to rinse a coffee cup) was scarce and/or rationed aboard ships. not Navy, not a vet, just my 0.02 ... worked with several ex-chiefs, though, and they all did it (or didn't) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:36 PM (KGlll) 304
"Women, in other words.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming" Yeah, like you, who served and have my eternal respect and gratitude. Little girls should have tea parties and tutus and then they can grow up. Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:36 PM (iayUP) 305
"I’ve only known a few Lutherans in my life, and they were all batshit insane."
Hmmm, okay then. Sitting in a church pew doesn't make me a Christian anymore than sitting in a garage makes you a car. I come from an Atheist background, and can say from experience and with authority: "Batshit" doesn't do justice to just how insane most leftists and all atheists are. The word, "Reprobate" describes them; people who are *actually* unable to determine black/white, up/down, in/out, or left/right. People of the Lie. Or, to put it in "Batshit" terms for those wildly grinning and butt twerking, selfie taking, eye-strained smarty phoned, gaming, TV addled, late night porn-ing, drugged up, boozed out, weed smokin', having sex with 'anybody who'll lay still' 'militantly despising and mocking Christianity' rock band and celebrity worshipping groupies: Romans: Chapter 1 Posted by: Ju at April 05, 2023 07:39 PM (aTmM/) 306
49 That must be an old video of the girl in the army. That camo pattern is old.
Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 06:32 PM (gmo/4) Either an old video or she's an imposter. I'll go with imposter. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 06:34 PM (BdMk6) ---- Army Surplus Store. Posted by: Ciampino - I better not ask about Logic at April 05, 2023 07:47 PM (qfLjt) 307
As a proud veteran, watching this female wearing her uniform posting anti-American anti-second amendment BS disgusts me. She is the embodiment of the cancer in the current US military and why the armed services are freaking out about the historic low levels of current recruitment. Young men (the real war fighters, not token woke females) look at her and what's going in the military and are sayin' nah bro. She's a POS toxic female and is a disgrace to the uniform. If I had a young son of military age, I would discourage him to not join any of the services with the exception of maybe the Marine Corps. For now, they haven't bought into the woke BS.
Posted by: Legioinvictus at April 05, 2023 08:11 PM (U2jpi) 308
174 "Jesus did not die so violence could be perpetuated in God's name. Jesus did not die for access to guns," Louwagie says.
*** Who can forget those stirring Bible passages about sword confiscation. Posted by: Azathoth at April 05, 2023 06:55 PM (wb1YC) I-a donna know my brudda anymore! Leaving plumbing was-sa badda for him. Posted by: Mario at April 05, 2023 08:17 PM (ynpvh) 309
spectator.org:
I have never heard an incumbent Republican politician make so many references not to “liberals” or “progressives” but to “the Left.” That is indeed who they are. They are not liberals. They are leftists. DeSantis gets it, and he made numerous references to “the Left.” It was refreshing to hear. Posted by: SMOD at April 05, 2023 09:07 PM (RovqD) 310
Take this from an Army NCO: Buckteeth Staff Sargent has never been laid.
Posted by: Danimal28 at April 05, 2023 10:32 PM (ryUqI) 311
I was asked, "What exactly Makes Marines Special?" I said, "Not really much, but what is most significant is that we are war fighters. We don' run around in circles and patrol for security, we are war fighters. What makes us special, or at least people like me who are true believers is, I will never serve as a Marine again. I and me and Mine, we have been betrayed."
Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 06, 2023 12:38 AM (uYcrO) 312
If anyone had known me 25 years ago, you would know how much it hurts for me to admit that.
Fuck, when I was 10, my best friend answered a question we were asked from our teacher. "What do you want to be when you grow up?" My best friend And we were ten years old, said, "Oh Doug(that's my name) He's military, everyone should know that." I was DESTINED for service since the day I was born, and at about the day I was born the service did everything it could to make me dislike it. Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 06, 2023 12:41 AM (uYcrO) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0602 seconds. |
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