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Disclaimer: Press X to doubt.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:35 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 04:36 AM (omVj0)

2 First.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 05, 2023 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

3 I ran across Youtube-dl a couple of years ago, and have used it for private downloads of YT vids and others. It used to be able to grab almost everything, but either they've changed it or the websites have altered something, so that sometimes it doesn't recognize the URL I'm trying to download from. Is there another open-source downloader out there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 04:38 AM (omVj0)

4 BOING!

Passover preps almost done!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 05, 2023 04:39 AM (+EodL)

5 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 04:40 AM (xhxe8)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 04:40 AM (T4tVD)

7 I still have the blank page up when Ace was playing 3 card Monty with the threads, tempted to see what happens

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 04:42 AM (xhxe8)

8 Morning all!

Well, Amazon told me yesterday that the sound bar that was to be delivered on Saturday...

Saturday, April 1
6:00 PM
Package delayed in transit
5:00 PM
Package delayed in transit

Tuesday, April 4
8:50 AM
Package is being re-labeled and forwarded with a different tracking ID.
Carrier picked up the package.

And they were telling me that it would be delivered on Tuesday April 4.

They lied.

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 04:49 AM (vd8XM)

9 (taps screen)
This thing on?

Looking for DJT opinions, nothing much yet

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 04:50 AM (xhxe8)

10 They did tell me that if I prefer not to wait for the package I could request a refund....

You mean like the one I did on Sunday and you said, no can do?

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 04:50 AM (vd8XM)

11 Time for a shower; no shave today. I've found that 48 hours between shaves is optimal for me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 04:52 AM (omVj0)

12 Hitler was only accused of 33 felonies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 04:53 AM (R8uWY)

13 Time for a shower; no shave today. I've found that 48 hours between shaves is optimal for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Same on the shaving. If I shave every day I lose too much blood.

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 04:55 AM (vd8XM)

14 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2023 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

15 I have always put my lack of shaving daily to being forced at 17 to and not needing it.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 04:56 AM (xhxe8)

16 >>>• I saw a movie where only the police and military had guns; it was called Schindler’s List.

Just came across that in the ONT. Love it.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:57 AM (CQE5S)

17 >>>Disclaimer: Press X to doubt.

This sounds like it would give the X-key a big workout.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:58 AM (CQE5S)

18 2 First.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 05, 2023 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

LIES!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:59 AM (CQE5S)

19 I see another crazy day is in store for us.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 04:59 AM (/0+YE)

20 Kevin Downey Jr. at PJ media is fired up

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 05:00 AM (xhxe8)

21 19 I see another crazy day is in store for us.
Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 04:59 AM (/0+YE)

AKA
This is the day the Lord has made; We will rejoice and be glad in it.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:01 AM (CQE5S)

22 The Red Sox must be really bad this year. The Bucco's have beaten them twice and can sweep the series tonight. Ah, just jinxed them. You're welcome Red Sox.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2023 05:02 AM (sAmhv)

23 correct, m. Another day in the life the Lord has given us.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 05:03 AM (/0+YE)

24 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Sirens going off. Tornado warning until 4:30a here.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2023 05:05 AM (ju2Fy)

25 23 correct, m. Another day in the life the Lord has given us.
Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 05:03 AM (/0+YE)

Sometimes that's the first thing I think when I wake up, and it always helps. Sometimes I wait until the first Stupid Thing I do!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:06 AM (CQE5S)

26 https://www.powerlineblog.com/trump indictment as bad as we thought
https://tinyurl.com/bddpe449

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 05:06 AM (xhxe8)

27 Years from now, the expression "trumped up" will be thought to have its origin in the current charges against PDT.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:08 AM (CQE5S)

28 Can't say a big baseball fan, but has always seemed to me if where your team in first two months sits in standing it's not going to move much after that.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 05:08 AM (xhxe8)

29 Sirens going off. Tornado warning until 4:30a here.
Posted by: olddog

I hope you have a safe place to go.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 05:08 AM (/0+YE)

30 Bragg is playing Lavrentiy Beria and not seeing he can pull it off

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 05:09 AM (xhxe8)

31 24 Sirens going off. Tornado warning until 4:30a here.
Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2023 05:05 AM (ju2Fy)

You in good shape for all that?

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:10 AM (CQE5S)

32 This is a day that I need extra amounts of coffee; I can see that already.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:11 AM (CQE5S)

33 Same on the shaving. If I shave every day I lose too much blood.
Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023


***
I use an old-fashioned, usually vintage, safety razor, double-edged blades, a brush, and soap or cream. Rarely do I irritate my skin, let alone nick myself. It's been 10 years or more since I gave up on the multi-blade cartridge things, which like my Norelco electric never gave me a good close shave, and cost far too much as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 05:18 AM (omVj0)

34 You in good shape for all that?
Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:10

Am now. Coffee's ready.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 05, 2023 05:20 AM (ju2Fy)

35 I use an old-fashioned, usually vintage, safety razor, double-edged blades, a brush, and soap or cream. Rarely do I irritate my skin, let alone nick myself. It's been 10 years or more since I gave up on the multi-blade cartridge things, which like my Norelco electric never gave me a good close shave, and cost far too much as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I've never used a double edge. What I was using worked fine until the past 6 years. Then it's been nick city.

I tried the 5 blades one and it seemed to work well. Until it didn't.

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 05:22 AM (vd8XM)

36 Good morning morons

Local TV news reports armed 12-16 year-olds attacked and robbed elders on Monday in Berkeley. Police say elders should go out in groups and not to carry valuables.

Good plan, police.

Posted by: Charlton Heston at April 05, 2023 05:28 AM (EZebt)

37 Stars are out, full moon setting and slightly cloud covered but nice

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 05:29 AM (xhxe8)

38 /prying this sock off my cold, dead hand

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 05:31 AM (EZebt)

39 Ready yourself for the 2024 storms article at American Thinker is good

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 05:31 AM (xhxe8)

40 Local TV news reports armed 12-16 year-olds attacked and robbed elders on Monday in Berkeley. Police say elders should go out in groups and not to carry valuables.

Good plan, police.
Posted by: Charlton Heston

Can the elderly go out it they too are armed?

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 05:32 AM (vd8XM)

41 I'm looking forward to shaving less when I retire. I hate shaving but I hate stubble too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 05:32 AM (EZebt)

42 Stars are out, full moon setting and slightly cloud covered but nice
Posted by: Skip

You're just trying to trick me into going outside

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 05:32 AM (T4tVD)

43 Can the elderly go out it they too are armed?
Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 05:32 AM (vd8XM)
===
Or don't go outside. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 05:33 AM (EZebt)

44 Or don't go outside. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

See, they were only protecting us during the lockdown.

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 05:34 AM (vd8XM)

45 Neighbors interviewed say they're "shocked" that attackers would be so young.

Don' t be shocked, mister. You voted for this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 05:41 AM (EZebt)

46 Or don't go outside. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

One thing I emphatically don't miss after leaving Denver is the "head on a swivel" thing. I mean, I still do it... Once you've sharpened that instinct, it stays with you. But I'm keenly aware that, in my new locale, I don't *need* to. It feels great, every time I go to a store or whatever.

And Denver is only medium-America. If I lived in full-America, like on the coasts or Chicago or Detroit, etc... I would only leave the house when absolutely necessary. Fuck all of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2023 05:42 AM (XKFL0)

47 Good morning! Signed the paperwork to sell the house in CO yesterday evening. Did everything over the computer, including a video conference with the Notary. How crazy is that? I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 05:44 AM (YRsIm)

48 Biden's Dog enjoy a זיסן פסח

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 05:44 AM (EZebt)

49 I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Great!

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 05:45 AM (vd8XM)

50 Mazel tov CoJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 05:45 AM (EZebt)

51 Good morning! Signed the paperwork to sell the house in CO yesterday evening. Did everything over the computer, including a video conference with the Notary. How crazy is that? I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 05:45 AM (T4tVD)

52 I did see that a gang of 12- and 13-year-olds in Denver was doing carjackings. In """"nice"""" areas where the upscale Californian colonists live and have fancy rides, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2023 05:45 AM (XKFL0)

53 Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2023 05:46 AM (4I/2K)

54 47 Good morning! Signed the paperwork to sell the house in CO yesterday evening. Did everything over the computer, including a video conference with the Notary. How crazy is that? I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 05:44 AM (YRsIm)

Many happy returns! This is so great.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:47 AM (CQE5S)

55 I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 05:44 AM (YRsIm)

Are you selling because you're moving? If so, congratulations!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2023 05:47 AM (XKFL0)

56 Good on ya, coj.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 05:47 AM (/0+YE)

57 I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Because that's where the money is (now)

...Willie Sutton...

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

58 I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 05:44 AM (YRsIm)


As the man sang, Go on, take the money and run.

Congrats!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2023 05:49 AM (4I/2K)

59 46 One thing I emphatically don't miss after leaving Denver is the "head on a swivel" thing. I mean, I still do it... Once you've sharpened that instinct, it stays with you. But I'm keenly aware that, in my new locale, I don't *need* to. It feels great, every time I go to a store or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 05, 2023 05:42 AM (XKFL0)

I developed that at one point, out of necessity, and it took me years to stop it. Now I look at the ground when I'm walking.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:50 AM (CQE5S)

60 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 05:50 AM (BRHaw)

61 Looking for DJT opinions, nothing much yet Posted by: Skip

PDJT is only above the law because our opponents are trying to bury him underneath it.

The Democrat party cease to exist some years ago and has become a Marxist insurgency that was well on its way to taking over the nation when PDJT emerged and under relentless attack stalled their progress. Our American culture has the odd ability to bring forth the right people at the right time be that the founding fathers, Lincoln, or Reagan. I think it wise to ask if Trump is one of those men who because of his quirks by all political calculus should have disappeared long ago. I also think it wise to ask if any of the other candidates are up to the task of being on that list. I have made my choice and I cast my lot with the man I think should be on that list. Why? I cannot support administrators when a warrior is called for. We saw Trump's warface yesterday something I have never seen in the others that vie with him for the nomination. God's speed PDJT.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 05, 2023 05:50 AM (9hasw)

62 I wonder what the musicians and artists think of the takedown of YT-dl?

Posted by: just saying at April 05, 2023 05:50 AM (hGlnS)

63 Thanks, errebuddy! Property taxes, health insurance and monthly expenses are all that's left.... and greens fees...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 05:52 AM (YRsIm)

64 Outside is fine, " just don't leave the boat"

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 05:52 AM (Sg9sH)

65 More than 300 undercover Los Angeles police officers filed legal claims against the city and police department Tuesday after their names and photographs were released to a technology watchdog group that posted them online.

The watchdog group Stop LAPD Spying Coalition posted more than 9,300 officers' information and photographs last month in a searchable online database called 'Watch the Watchers' following a public records request by a reporter for progressive news outlet Knock LA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 05:54 AM (BRHaw)

66
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2023 05:55 AM (ENBF0)

67 Monday 4 teens, the oldest 15, youngest 12 tried to grab cars at the local Kia dealership. Tried to run down a police officer and got away with a couple of cars which they crashed.
Police did all they could, but the law says they are underage and to be sent home. Poor underprivileged children. So the were given a disappearance ticket.
Children that age are so harmless, you know.
The cops say until some high profile politician has his car stolen nothing will be done.

Posted by: Colin at April 05, 2023 05:56 AM (AbToq)

68 G'mornin' everyone!

@27, probably right, m.

shaving with a Norelco since forever, like Papa Eez before me.

I dunno, YD, I feel like out here among the cows & corn is full-America, smaller cities are half, big cities are some effed-up foreign country I want nothing to do with. meh, my 0.02 ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 05:56 AM (KGlll)

69 Congratulations, COJ! that rocks!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 05:58 AM (KGlll)

70 It appears Wisconsin has gone full blue, if they weren't already with the court race being a blowout. Abortion being cited. Imagine going to vote with the deciding issue being killing babies. Hard road to Babylon.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 05:58 AM (oWBc3)

71 youtu.be/hJzotJUlQws

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2023 05:59 AM (o0Fxd)

72 Hard road to Babylon.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 05:58 AM (oWBc3)

That whore! I hear tales told of her imminent destruction. Portents, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2023 06:01 AM (4I/2K)

73 I suspect that as gangs have done for years a new crop of Fagin types representing all manners of crimes, mental disorders or societal ops will employ "yutes" as vessels of evil. Kill them in the womb or use them up by the time they are 15.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 06:01 AM (oWBc3)

74 I am now literally a day away from being 100% debt free.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
---------------

Sweet! Congratulations!

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2023 06:02 AM (o0Fxd)

75 @61, truth. Amen!
right with ya on that.

Lincoln said it about Grant, and I've been saying it since 2016;
"I can't spare this man, he fights."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 06:02 AM (KGlll)

76 America's Broken Windows article at American Thinker is a companion to Colin's comment

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 06:03 AM (Sg9sH)

77 And I see that Chicago elected the "defund the police and prosecute less" mayor.

Where have you gone Lori Lightfoot?

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

78 I don't know Wisconsin, maybe the state has swung over to Marxism or its vote fraud.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 06:05 AM (Sg9sH)

79 oh, puh - leeze, they have been ramping up the steal for months in Wisconsin. no way they could let Kelly win.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 06:06 AM (KGlll)

80 For decades drug gangs have used underage kids as drug runners. If caught, the are released. They might loose a few kilos of whatever, but that's about it.

Posted by: Colin at April 05, 2023 06:06 AM (AbToq)

81 How long do you think the news can keep talking about Trump and ignoring anything that is bad news for the dems?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 05, 2023 06:06 AM (hoGSj)

82 "elected", LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 06:07 AM (KGlll)

83 How long do you think the news can keep talking about Trump and ignoring anything that is bad news for the dems?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Any idea how many days are left in the universe? Figure that out and you have your answer.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 05, 2023 06:08 AM (9hasw)

84 How long do you think the news can keep talking about Trump and ignoring anything that is bad news for the dems?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

As long as people watch.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 06:09 AM (/0+YE)

85 Shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 05, 2023 05:46 AM (4


When i was in France in the Army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 05, 2023 06:09 AM (e+csY)

86 63 Thanks, errebuddy! Property taxes, health insurance and monthly expenses are all that's left.... and greens fees...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 05:52 AM (YRsIm)

Little piece of heaven.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:09 AM (CQE5S)

87 Does it make it better or worse when they shift a state or the country through a steal or just plain pandering to a quasi-socialist electorate? Are there degrees of getting punched in the mouth? Too melancholy today, I suppose I am always this way leading up to Maundy Thursday. Adios.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 06:11 AM (oWBc3)

88 I keep hearing PDTS talk about rigged elections and voter fraud, but I really want to hear PDTS say on national TV, for the entire world to hear, that Biden is an illegitimate president and call for him to step down.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 06:11 AM (YRsIm)

89 Woke Columbia law students have slammed a meeting between a conservative group and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh as normalizing 'white supremacist, patriarchal violence'.

Members of the Columbia Federalist Society posed for a photo with Justice Kavanaugh at the US Supreme Court in February.

This is primitive thinking from a supposedly liberal western culture. How can an image that depicts no violence, no war, no political statements cause rational, thinking people to say such things? I am old enough to know what the Democrats of the South supported. These people are on the edge of crazy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:14 AM (BRHaw)

90 Good early morning Horde. I'm a tech dolt but I do have tech news. The NY Post reports that a tech titan by the name of Bob Lee (Crazy Bob) was stabbed to death last night in San Francisco. Do you think we will hear about common sense knife control?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 06:17 AM (386ly)

91 This world is totally fugazi

youtu.be/qVGHQxWWCyg

Posted by: JQ at April 05, 2023 06:19 AM (o0Fxd)

92 90 Good early morning Horde. I'm a tech dolt but I do have tech news. The NY Post reports that a tech titan by the name of Bob Lee (Crazy Bob) was stabbed to death last night in San Francisco. Do you think we will hear about common sense knife control?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 06:17 AM (386ly)

https://tinyurl.com/ycxctwpn
(Fox News)

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:20 AM (CQE5S)

93 Wisconsin is full of Scandis. They got socialism in their genes. Same with Minnesota.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 05, 2023 06:20 AM (5u1+1)

94 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

95 LOL. I am spending $$ on green fees about the same as food.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 05, 2023 06:21 AM (5u1+1)

96 Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.

By the way, is everybody up to date on their boosters?

Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (A0/af)

97 Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
14h
They are never going to get over Hillary ignoring Wisconsin for 100+ days. Ever.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (CQE5S)

98 And that's only because golf is relatively cheap here.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (5u1+1)

99 96 Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.

By the way, is everybody up to date on their boosters?
Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (A0/af)

omitted snark tag?

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (CQE5S)

100 100

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (CQE5S)

101 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog

Top of the morning to you and that magnificent Great Seal of Kansas.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (9hasw)

102 ; )

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:22 AM (CQE5S)

103 By the way, is everybody up to date on their boosters?

Thanks for the reminder. Time for another teaspoon of Ivermectin.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 05, 2023 06:23 AM (5u1+1)

104 Chatterbox Mouse

25% of Sweden emigrated to the US to get away from their failed government. The initial populations did well. But now -- alas.

How are the Finnish based populations doing in the Upper Peninsula?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

105 Lost In Space

LOL. We were the first loser in that flag video.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

106 How can an image that depicts no violence, no war, no political statements cause rational, thinking people to say such things?

I think I see the issue with your question. If Columbia were a real institution of higher learning, they'd just dismiss those kids and refund their tuition because they're not really ready for college.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 06:24 AM (YRsIm)

107 LOL

A_Man_In_Yellow
@A_MAN_IN_YELL0W
7h
Replying to @redsteeze
"WhY aReNt I fIfTy PoInTs aHeAd" - Wine Mom Candidate

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:24 AM (CQE5S)

108 m

Good work!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

109 This is primitive thinking from a supposedly liberal western culture. How can an image that depicts no violence, no war, no political statements cause rational, thinking people to say such things? I am old enough to know what the Democrats of the South supported. These people are on the edge of crazy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:14 AM (BRHaw)
===
What color were the people in the picture?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 06:25 AM (EZebt)

110 Boker Tov Patriots

When is a conservative county DA gonna indict a democrat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2023 06:25 AM (+sEsI)

111 So if you pay an extortionist through your lawyer who is acting on behalf of the extortionist, it's illegal. Being an extortionist is fine. Screwing over your client as a lawyer is fine. Good to know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 06:25 AM (9UlRk)

112 What color were the people in the picture?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

White Hispanic? The worst of the worst

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

113 89 Woke Columbia law students have slammed a meeting between a conservative group and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh as normalizing 'white supremacist, patriarchal violence'.

Members of the Columbia Federalist Society posed for a photo with Justice Kavanaugh at the US Supreme Court in February.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:14 AM (BRHaw)

The Wokesters should be assigned coursework on the Constitution.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:27 AM (CQE5S)

114 Alvin Bragg was able to elevate the 34 counts to the level of a felony by saying they were to “conceal another crime” but didn’t include the crime he claims was being covered up in the indictment because “the law does not so require”

interesting

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:27 AM (BRHaw)

115 omitted snark tag?

I'm hoping it wasn't necessary.

Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2023 06:27 AM (e2onP)

116 So if you pay an extortionist through your lawyer who is acting on behalf of the extortionist, it's illegal. Being an extortionist is fine. Screwing over your client as a lawyer is fine. Good to know.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

So, if a company settles out of court for X amount to avoid court costs and bad publicity, can the payee be charged with extortion? Or the payer be charged with...?

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

117 the law does not so require”

interesting
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:27 AM (BRHaw)

Being Orange is a crime in this country.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 06:28 AM (9UlRk)

118 109 This is primitive thinking from a supposedly liberal western culture.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:14 AM (BRHaw)
===
What color were the people in the picture?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 06:25 AM (EZebt)

What color is the sky in the world of the people in the picture?

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 06:28 AM (CQE5S)

119 8 Morning all!

Tuesday, April 4
8:50 AM
Package is being re-labeled and forwarded with a different tracking ID.
Carrier picked up the package.

And they were telling me that it would be delivered on Tuesday April 4.

They lied.

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 04:49 AM (vd8XM)
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Did they managge to destroy the box?

Posted by: Ciampino --- see a Mobius strip naked at April 05, 2023 06:29 AM (qfLjt)

120 81 How long do you think the news can keep talking about Trump and ignoring anything that is bad news for the dems?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



https://youtu.be/g4XiKChyK7A

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2023 06:29 AM (sAmhv)

121 117 the law does not so require”

interesting
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:27 AM (BRHaw)

Being Orange is a crime in this country.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 06:28 AM (9UlRk)


Oh poopy.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at April 05, 2023 06:29 AM (PiwSw)

122 What color is the sky in the world of the people in the picture?
Posted by: m

Kinda brown and it looks a lot like a starfish...

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

123 rhennigantx

It is like we lost the Cold War.

Commies, KGB, and five year plans, while the environment is despoiled by the inner party.
Hey Gaia, clean up the inner cities.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

124 Nancy Pelosi: "Do you know some...wonderful, well-educated people...then BOOM, they're way on the other side of our democracy...Why, because they don't wanna pay more taxes?"

Democracy: We, the 50.1%, can vote to take away what you, the 49.9% have.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:31 AM (BRHaw)

125 And they were telling me that it would be delivered on Tuesday April 4.

They lied.

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 04:49 AM (vd8XM)
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Did they managge to destroy the box?
Posted by: Ciampino

They did tell me that if it wasn't delivered yesterday, I could cancel it. Well no shit. I tried to do that on Sunday and Amazon told me NOOOOO!!! The package is ready to ship! You must wait for it to be delivered and THEN, and only then, may you return it.

Because I like to go to the UPS store so much. On my time and dime

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

126 Ciampino's Rescue kitties:

Scarlet finally has come out of hiding.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates"
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

Posted by: Ciampino - The kittens are going to be beautiful at April 05, 2023 06:33 AM (qfLjt)

127 rhennigantx

When your world foundation is built on fatally flawed premisses, no level of taxation will be enough. It would be like clear-cutting all the redwoods using a herring as a saw.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

128 I did cancel it today and, supposedly, they accepted that.

I guess I should have insisted it was still to ship, tore the box open when it arrived, and then returned it.

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

129 25% of Sweden emigrated to the US to get away from their failed government. The initial populations did well. But now -- alas.

How are the Finnish based populations doing in the Upper Peninsula? Posted by: NaCly Dog

83% of my Swedish ancestor immigrated during the great migration. IIRC correctly in the early 1900s the Swedes sorted out that everything needed to change and they did and became a free and wealthy nation. Today, 100 years later, they seem hell bent to bring back the good old days.

As for the Finnish, I have it on good authority that the summer supplies of crocs, speedos, Finlandia Vodka, and ammo that only shoots towards Russia are abundant.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 06:36 AM (9e/0I)

130 When your world foundation is built on fatally flawed premisses, no level of taxation will be enough. It would be like clear-cutting all the redwoods using a herring as a saw.

All of that unpleasantness could be avoided if they'd just bring a damn shrubbery.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 06:37 AM (YRsIm)

131 Have a great day, everyone,

May you be blessed with sunshine, calm weather, and packages that arrive on your porch, unmolested.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

132 Good news. The Chevy Silverado qualifies for the $7500 rebate from the gubbmint if you buy one.

Of course, it costs $80,000.

For a pickup....that doesn't include a beer tap....and doesn't fly

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2023 06:37 AM (vd8XM)

133
The Wisconsin election was decided by the citizens of one county ( I assume Madison) who voted 83% (83%!) for the (D) giving that person a quarter million votes, which was the margin of victory.

One fvcking city anymore decides elections. One fvcking city with an unbelievably high ratio of (D) to (R). I'm not saying it's fraud. But it's something. Figure that out, someone... please.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 06:39 AM (enJYY)

134 WI.
Even figuring tons of absentee in Madison (a famously Leftist shithole), and Milwaukee (a known cesspool of corruption), the statewide turnout for registered voters was a record... 36%.
In the non-urban areas the voting is, believe it or not, remarkably clean. Those votes were counted. 36%.
That's apathy on a mass level. I went out to vote more against P-Face Killa than support Dan Kelly, but even with my own difficulty being enthused, the local school referendum attempted money grab failed miserably. People care about what's directly in front of their faces and, I genuinely think, don't know or care about anything greater than that. Just do not give a shit.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 05, 2023 06:39 AM (UKCk3)

135 I missed the ONT once again. Very tired so slept and missed the birthday dinner. I also didn't want the whole DJT farce to mess with my BP.
Yesterday (4th) was my elder daughter's birthday so she took the day off. She's the one that went to feed the strays every day, then caught them, etc.

Currently here (S IL) we have a thunderstorm going, are under a tornado watch until 9AM and when this storm went past St. Louis sometime between 12 and 2AM it knocked out Charter's Internet. However they fixed it withing 30 minutes. I have been happy with their service, if not their prices, and have been with them since 1998 or so. They are quick to respond.

Posted by: Ciampino -- The kittens are going to be beautiful at April 05, 2023 06:40 AM (qfLjt)

136 Chicago is well and truly f'ed. Brandon Johnson elected mayor. I find it funny that when the meme "let's go Brandon" is popular, Chiraq actually elects a guy named Brandon.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 06:40 AM (386ly)

137 Alvin Bragg was able to elevate the 34 counts to the level of a felony by saying they were to “conceal another crime” but didn’t include the crime he claims was being covered up in the indictment because “the law does not so require”

interesting
Posted by: rhennigantx

I think he will go down in history as the first person who managed to plagiarize himself 33 times in 1 document. That is some pro level shit, there.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 06:41 AM (9e/0I)

138 130 When your world foundation is built on fatally flawed premisses, no level of taxation will be enough. It would be like clear-cutting all the redwoods using a herring as a saw.

All of that unpleasantness could be avoided if they'd just bring a damn shrubbery.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead



It

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 05, 2023 06:42 AM (sAmhv)

139 133
The Wisconsin election was decided by the citizens of one county ( I assume Madison) who voted 83% (83%!) for the (D) giving that person a quarter million votes, which was the margin of victory.

One fvcking city anymore decides elections. One fvcking city with an unbelievably high ratio of (D) to (R). I'm not saying it's fraud. But it's something. Figure that out, someone... please.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 06:39 AM (enJYY)
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We need an Electoral College system for each State. Say on erep per county. The Ds would never win again.

Posted by: Ciampino --- The kittens are going to be beautiful at April 05, 2023 06:43 AM (qfLjt)

140 2. From August 2015 to December 2017, the Defendant orchestrated a scheme with others to influence the 2016 presidential election by identifying and purchasing negative information about him to suppress its publication and benefit the Defendant’s electoral prospects.
In order to execute the unlawful scheme, the participants violated election laws and made and
caused false entries in the business records of various entities in New York. The participants also took steps that mischaracterized, for tax purposes, the true nature of the payments made in furtherance of the scheme.

Interesting that reimbursement of expenses is more favorable to a business that is payment of services. Depending on how this was recorded 1 would reduce gross proceeds while the other would be a deduction to reduce profits.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:43 AM (BRHaw)

141 Chicago is beyond repair

And so will America be soon if the insane left is not stopped

Anyone up for a bud light?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2023 06:45 AM (+sEsI)

142 It's not who votes that counts. It's who counts the votes. - Joe Biteme.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 05, 2023 06:45 AM (5u1+1)

143 What a purely Trumpian move. Writing off your blackmail payments.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 06:46 AM (9UlRk)

144 We need an Electoral College system for each State. Say on erep per county. The Ds would never win again.
Posted by: Ciampino

I lean towards moving all the big ball cites to the West coast and then block all the mountain passes and where needed build an eternal moat of flaming oil.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 06:46 AM (9e/0I)

145 Anyone up for a bud light?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2023 06:45 AM (+sEsI)


Put it right there on the table.

Posted by: Kid Rock, locking and loading at April 05, 2023 06:47 AM (PiwSw)

146 the participants violated election laws

ok what laws

Search for ELECTION 0/0

So ZERO election laws are called by number in the
THE GRAND JURY OF THE COUNTY OF NEW YORK, by this indictment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 06:47 AM (BRHaw)

147 2. From August 2015 to December 2017, the Defendant orchestrated a scheme with others to influence the 2016 presidential election by identifying and purchasing negative information about him to suppress its publication and benefit the Defendant’s electoral prospects.
In order to execute the unlawful scheme, the participants violated election laws and made and
caused false entries in the business records of various entities in New York. The participants also took steps that mischaracterized, for tax purposes, the true nature of the payments made in furtherance of the scheme.

Interesting that reimbursement of expenses is more favorable to a business that is payment of services. Depending on how this was recorded 1 would reduce gross proceeds while the other would be a deduction to reduce profits.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I like the part where he was still stealing the election after he was living in the White House.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 06:48 AM (9e/0I)

148 130 When your world foundation is built on fatally flawed premisses, no level of taxation will be enough. It would be like clear-cutting all the redwoods using a herring as a saw.

All of that unpleasantness could be avoided if they'd just bring a damn shrubbery.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 05, 2023 06:37 AM (YRsIm)
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Before I got to the shrubbery I had already formed a mental image of two Monty Pythons, one at each end of a gigantic herring (a kipper actually), sawing away. When I did see the last line I completely lost it and my daughters were wondering what I was reading.

Posted by: Ciampino - Nict Nict at April 05, 2023 06:48 AM (qfLjt)

149
We need an Electoral College system for each State. Say on erep per county. The Ds would never win again.

Posted by: Ciampino --- The kittens are going to be beautiful at April 05, 2023 06:43 AM


Works for me. Give Philly 3 Electoral votes, the rest of the state 16.
I also think unless you favor baby killing you're gonna lose the city voters. Some politicians take the most strident position on that possible and pay at the polls. City folks want to bop out the door, spread em, and be done. Rural folks don't care. They also don't seem to care if they vote or not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 06:49 AM (enJYY)

150 145 Anyone up for a bud light?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2023 06:45 AM (+sEsI)

Put it right there on the table.

Posted by: Kid Rock, locking and loading at April 05, 2023 06:47 AM (PiwSw)
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Well there's a pile or two of Coors strewn along a road somewhere. It may include Bud Light.

Posted by: Ciampino - Nict Nict Nict at April 05, 2023 06:52 AM (qfLjt)

151 Wisc supreme court has been flipped. 4-3, Dem.

$10 says they try to keep Trump off the '24 ballot.

Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 06:53 AM (geLO8)

152 Wisc supreme court has been flipped. 4-3, Dem.

$10 says they try to keep Trump off the '24 ballot.
Posted by: DB

But, but, but, the law is impartial. JJ must be thinking he is living in a Terry Gilliam movie about now.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 06:56 AM (9e/0I)

153 The major record labels don’t want the public to download music from YouTube, which is common practice for millions of people.
--

Youtube - 2 billion users

People who go to the trouble of ripping music from youtube - 2 million users

Yeah, I see where that's a problem.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 06:57 AM (XSoJN)

154 129
As for the Finnish, I have it on good authority that the summer supplies of crocs, speedos, Finlandia Vodka, and ammo that only shoots towards Russia are abundant.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 06:36 AM (9e/0I)
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Can we licence that technology to make ammo that only shoots towards incredibly cretinous lobotomized leftists?

Posted by: Ciampino - a nictating French Knight somewhere at April 05, 2023 07:00 AM (qfLjt)

155 Anyone up for a bud light?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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got anything stronger?

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 05, 2023 07:01 AM (aBJcM)

156 What a purely Trumpian move. Writing off your blackmail payments.

--

He's going to lose the black vote!!!

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 07:03 AM (XSoJN)

157 Sid, vodka, margarita, wine or brandy?

Let me know when the glass is under the usb port.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 07:05 AM (/0+YE)

158 Imma go back to sleep but before I go want to wish all the MOT morons a sweet Passover.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 05, 2023 07:05 AM (EZebt)

159 Sid, vodka, margarita, wine or brandy?

Let me know when the glass is under the usb port.
Posted by: Infidel
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I think this is a time to embrace the power of "and"...

Thanks Infidel! :-)

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 05, 2023 07:06 AM (aBJcM)

160 Just after the Trump indictment the 9th circuit told the porn star that she owes Trump $120K more. Guess she will have to sell more used panties to her "fans".

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 05, 2023 07:06 AM (hoGSj)

161 What is "Passover" in Hebrew? I'm guessing it's "Pasch" in Yiddish or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:07 AM (9UlRk)

162 We did lose the Cold War, in the end; the dead hand of KGB memetic warfare has just about killed America decades later.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:07 AM (KGlll)

163 141 remember the joke about the proctologist doing a procedure when his nurse hands him a can of beer. Proctologist responds " I said butt light" . Thank you I'll be here all week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 07:08 AM (386ly)

164 Happy Spy Wednesday everyone! In case you didn't know, the Wednesday of Holy Week is known as Spy Wednesday because it's believed that was the day Judas arranged the betrayal of Jesus to the Jewish authorities. I suppose we could observe Spy Wednesday by taking a Fibbie to lunch, or saying hi to Bob at the NSA, or giving a good old fashioned Bronx cheer to Alvin Bragg...

Posted by: Secret Square at April 05, 2023 07:08 AM (9WuX0)

165 Sid, bottoms up!

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 07:08 AM (/0+YE)

166 134 That's apathy on a mass level. I went out to vote more against P-Face Killa than support Dan Kelly, but even with my own difficulty being enthused, the local school referendum attempted money grab failed miserably. People care about what's directly in front of their faces
Posted by: LenNeal at April 05, 2023 06:39 AM (UKCk3)

And, more and more, what's directly in front of their faces is their phone.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:08 AM (CQE5S)

167 And, more and more, what's directly in front of their faces is their phone.
Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:08 AM (CQE5S)

I'm waiting for the Ministry Of Rightthink to finally mandate "news" crawls on every mobile device app.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:10 AM (9UlRk)

168

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 05, 2023 07:11 AM (vwCZJ)

169 141 Anyone up for a bud light?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2023 06:45 AM (+sEsI)

You mean a spot of illumination focused on unopened blossoms?

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:11 AM (CQE5S)

170 145 Anyone up for a bud light?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 05, 2023 06:45 AM (+sEsI)

Put it right there on the table.
Posted by: Kid Rock, locking and loading at April 05, 2023 06:47 AM (PiwSw)

LOL

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:12 AM (CQE5S)

171 155 Anyone up for a bud light?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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got anything stronger?

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 05, 2023 07:01 AM (aBJcM)
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You mean like water? (gasp!)

Posted by: Ciampino -- a nictating French Knight somewhere at April 05, 2023 07:12 AM (qfLjt)

172 So, WI decided to go with violent criminals roaming their streets? Okay, good job people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2023 07:13 AM (sVtYq)

173
Maybe there needs to be a concerted effort to drive rural voters to the polls. Some local referendum which would drive the normies to the polls in droves. Midnight pickleball courts with heating and air conditioning costly enough to raise taxes by 100%.

Lather, rinse, repeat in every locality.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 07:14 AM (enJYY)

174 What is "Passover" in Hebrew? I'm guessing it's "Pasch" in Yiddish or something like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:07 AM (9UlRk)
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Pesach.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 07:15 AM (2hlEI)

175 164 Happy Spy Wednesday everyone! In case you didn't know, the Wednesday of Holy Week is known as Spy Wednesday because it's believed that was the day Judas arranged the betrayal of Jesus to the Jewish authorities. I suppose we could observe Spy Wednesday by taking a Fibbie to lunch, or saying hi to Bob at the NSA, or giving a good old fashioned Bronx cheer to Alvin Bragg...
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See, you do learn something on the AoS.

Posted by: Ciampino --- a nictating French Knight somewhere at April 05, 2023 07:17 AM (qfLjt)

176 Russian Collusion talk went over 4 years

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 07:18 AM (Sg9sH)

177
A 'poison pill' voting issue.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 07:19 AM (enJYY)

178 177
A 'poison pill' voting issue.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2023 07:19 AM (enJYY)

It's a pill now? I thought it was an injection.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:19 AM (9UlRk)

179 157 Sid, vodka, margarita, wine or brandy?

Let me know when the glass is under the usb port.

Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 07:05 AM (/0+YE)
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You know I've noticed (yeah) that with USB port speeds going up, the booze doesn't last as long ... hmmm!

Posted by: Ciampino - a hyphen is not the same as a hymen at April 05, 2023 07:22 AM (qfLjt)

180 Pesach.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Gesundheit !

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 07:22 AM (T4tVD)

181 164 Happy Spy Wednesday everyone! In case you didn't know, the Wednesday of Holy Week is known as Spy Wednesday because it's believed that was the day Judas arranged the betrayal of Jesus to the Jewish authorities. I suppose we could observe Spy Wednesday by taking a Fibbie to lunch, or saying hi to Bob at the NSA, or giving a good old fashioned Bronx cheer to Alvin Bragg...
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See, you do learn something on the AoS.
Posted by: Ciampino --- a nictating French Knight somewhere

Yeah; its not all singing and dancing and takin shits !

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 07:23 AM (T4tVD)

182 Hah! a new Larry Correia dropped today!
"Tower of Silence"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:23 AM (KGlll)

183 The City of Toronto has released its sweeping plan to decriminalize all hard drugs, including fentanyl and crack cocaine for any age.

Toronto’s request is even more lenient than the decriminalization order granted to the entire province of British Columbia by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau earlier this year.

One way to cut school and childrens healthcare cost!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 07:24 AM (BRHaw)

184 Piglosi not popular

https://tinyurl.com/w97r7ypd

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 07:25 AM (BRHaw)

185 Just had my oneplus android phone install an update to the operating system when I wasn't paying attention. What a clusterfuck. My phone wouldn't charge until I figured out how to change the USB from data to charge mode - which is a bit more complicated since the change sequence is more opaque. Almost had the battery die so the phone would be bricked. Now to figure out how to roll back to the previous version like everyone else on the planet who has this affliction and can follow on-line instructions.

Posted by: noman at April 05, 2023 07:27 AM (c8xsU)

186 Voting season is the death knell of fair elections

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 05, 2023 07:27 AM (/6GbT)

187 One way to cut school and childrens healthcare cost!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 07:24 AM (BRHaw)

I think it's monstrous that Canada didn't recognized the universal human right to free barbiturates.

How could they be so racist towards the disadvantaged. Poor mothers ground down by White Power Structures into not being able to afford to keep themselves and their children high as F every hour of the day.

It's Uncanadian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:27 AM (9UlRk)

188 Crap. Buttigieg is coming to Las Cruces today to "highlight progress on how the historic infrastructure law is making safety investments in communities across the country to reduce traffic fatalities." My butthole is puckered and ringed with razors. SOS. SOS. SOS. SOS.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 07:29 AM (9e/0I)

189 Russian Collusion talk went over 4 years
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 07:18 AM (Sg9sH)
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No one is above the law, so Hillary paid $135K for her shenanigans.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 07:32 AM (krQz2)

190 188 Crap. Buttigieg is coming to Las Cruces today to "highlight progress on how the historic infrastructure law is making safety investments in communities across the country to reduce traffic fatalities." My butthole is puckered and ringed with razors. SOS. SOS. SOS. SOS.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 07:29 AM (9e/0I)

STAY AWAY FROM THE TRAIN TRACKS

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:33 AM (CQE5S)

191 187
It's Uncanadian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:27 AM (9UlRk)
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You left out the Eh!

Posted by: Ciampino -- a hyphen is not the same as a hymen at April 05, 2023 07:34 AM (qfLjt)

192 This political situation is quite disturbing. I mean, only ONE former president has been indicted? We can do better.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 05, 2023 07:35 AM (DhOHl)

193 I'm Canadian, pass the fentys

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at April 05, 2023 07:35 AM (MJywS)

194 You left out the Eh!
Posted by: Ciampino -- a hyphen is not the same as a hymen at April 05, 2023 07:34 AM (qfLjt)
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Ya hoser!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 07:35 AM (2hlEI)

195 19 I see another crazy day is in store for us.
Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 04:59 AM (/0+YE)

AKA
This is the day the Lord has made; We will rejoice and be glad in it.
Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:01 AM (CQE5S)

Would make a nice change if god gave us a day that wasn't insane, miserable and shitty.

Posted by: Maybe someday. Then again maybe not. at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (dMtzC)

196 Pass the fenty's, eh?

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (MJywS)

197 Pesach.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 07:15 AM (2hlEI)
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If you eat frog on Passover, that's Frog and Pesach.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (krQz2)

198
No reasonable persecutor would fail to incarcerate Donald Trump in Rikers Island for jaywalking.

Posted by: James Comey, Boy Scout at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (enJYY)

199 You left out the Eh!
Posted by: Ciampino -- a hyphen is not the same as a hymen at April 05, 2023 07:34 AM (qfLjt)

Trudeau stole it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (9UlRk)

200 his political situation is quite disturbing. I mean, only ONE former president has been indicted? We can do better.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Equity demands it.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (9e/0I)

201 You don't get your OWN lawyer to make the blackmail payments. You hire a consulting firm to do it for you! Duh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:38 AM (9UlRk)

202
his political situation is quite disturbing. I mean, only ONE former president has been indicted? We can do better.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Equity demands it.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM


Diversity nets the Kenyan.

Posted by: James Comey, Boy Scout at April 05, 2023 07:38 AM (enJYY)

203 194 You left out the Eh!
Posted by: Ciampino -- a hyphen is not the same as a hymen at April 05, 2023 07:34 AM (qfLjt)
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Ya hoser!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 07:35 AM (2hlEI)

Ha!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:39 AM (CQE5S)

204 If you're Trump, you just dig some pocket change that fell between the seat cushions and give them that as a payoff.

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at April 05, 2023 07:39 AM (MJywS)

205 187
I think it's monstrous that Canada didn't recognized the universal human right to free barbiturates.

How could they be so racist towards the disadvantaged. Poor mothers ground down ......

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:27 AM (9UlRk)
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Purple Hearts are much, much better than straight Barbiturates, just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino --- a hyphen is not the same as a hymen at April 05, 2023 07:41 AM (qfLjt)

206 Purple Hearts are much, much better than straight Barbiturates, just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino --- a hyphen is not the same as a hymen at April 05, 2023 07:41 AM (qfLjt)
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Don't ask about the purple nurples.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 07:42 AM (2hlEI)

207 ha

Whether it’s a country music drag act, a trans-identified light beer, or a march for willing subjugation and a surrender of natural rights to the State, the memetics of cultural Marxism are performative — phony Maoist struggle sessions delivered in swarms to project strength and to dispirit opponents by displaying the inevitability of the mob and its power.

It’s a cultural troll.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 07:46 AM (BRHaw)

208 187 I think it's monstrous that Canada didn't recognized the universal human right to free barbiturates.

How could they be so racist towards the disadvantaged. Poor mothers ground down by White Power Structures into not being able to afford to keep themselves and their children high as F every hour of the day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:27 AM (9UlRk)

I hope you write for a living.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:47 AM (CQE5S)

209 I guess when your voluntary euthanasia program isn't killing enough people, you go to plan B and legalize drugs. Way to go Canada.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 05, 2023 07:48 AM (hoGSj)

210 I think Cultural Trolls opened for Fine Young Cannibals. Can't remember when, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 07:48 AM (2hlEI)

211 209 I guess when your voluntary euthanasia program isn't killing enough people, you go to plan B and legalize drugs. Way to go Canada.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 05, 2023 07:48 AM (hoGSj)

And what's that big stretch of land located between Mexico, where the drugs are coming from, and Canada, where the drugs are going to?

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:49 AM (CQE5S)

212 And what's that big stretch of land located between Mexico, where the drugs are coming from, and Canada, where the drugs are going to?
Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:49 AM (CQE5S)

The outer boroughs.

Posted by: The staff of the New York Times at April 05, 2023 07:50 AM (9UlRk)

213 They found grip strength—a good indicator of overall strength—had dropped by up to 22 percent in men, proving that millennials are, in fact, weaker than their parents. Gen Z is likely even weaker.

Plus, many millennials prefer a buffet approach, sampling lots of different workouts rather than following a structured program, which is the proven way to build strength.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 07:51 AM (BRHaw)

214 195
Would make a nice change if god gave us a day that wasn't insane, miserable and shitty.

Posted by: Maybe someday. Then again maybe not. at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (dMtzC)
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That FABULOUS DAY when you ascend to Heaven. That IS THE DAY.
Not many of us will make it up the stairway, as most of us will necessarily make use of the chasm that materializes beneath our feet (this assumes gravity is still prevailing at Death's Door).

Posted by: Ciampino - no Led Zeppelin for chorale at April 05, 2023 07:51 AM (qfLjt)

215 195 19 I see another crazy day is in store for us.
Posted by: Infidel at April 05, 2023 04:59 AM (/0+YE)

AKA
This is the day the Lord has made; We will rejoice and be glad in it.
Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 05:01 AM (CQE5S)

Would make a nice change if god gave us a day that wasn't insane, miserable and shitty.
Posted by: Maybe someday. Then again maybe not. at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (dMtzC)

It could get much worse!

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:51 AM (CQE5S)

216 It was in Berlin at the KitKatClub in 1996. I was there in Fritz Lang drag.

I think Cultural Trolls opened for Fine Young Cannibals. Can't remember when, though. Posted by: Captain Obvious

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 07:52 AM (9e/0I)

217 JJ probably has a barn burner coming

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 07:53 AM (Sg9sH)

218
J
and
J

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 07:53 AM (BRHaw)

219 The Lord gives us every day. And then humans go and fill it up with asinine bullshit and blame Him for His efforts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2023 07:53 AM (9UlRk)

220 JJ NOOD.

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 05, 2023 07:54 AM (9e/0I)

221 Would make a nice change if god gave us a day that wasn't insane, miserable and shitty.
Posted by: Maybe someday. Then again maybe not. at April 05, 2023 07:36 AM (dMtzC)

It could get much worse!
Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 07:51 AM (CQE5S)


It will always get worse. That's my motto.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 07:54 AM (AW0uW)

222 Pixy Misa
BTW thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule and giving us this opportunity every day of confirming that most of us are silly but funny.

Posted by: Ciampino -- no Led Zeppelin for chorale at April 05, 2023 07:58 AM (qfLjt)

223 Yes, thanks for the thread Pixy...I read your tech news every day!

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at April 05, 2023 08:12 AM (MJywS)

224 >>>Disclaimer: Press X to doubt.

X

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 08:14 AM (CQE5S)

225 3 I ran across Youtube-dl a couple of years ago, and have used it for private downloads of YT vids and others. It used to be able to grab almost everything, but either they've changed it or the websites have altered something, so that sometimes it doesn't recognize the URL I'm trying to download from. Is there another open-source downloader out there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 04:38 AM (omVj0)


youtube-dl has sucked for a while as it's not been updated to handle the roadblocks Goolag has thrown in its way. "yt-dlp" was forked from and is a drop-in replacement for youtube-dl and is now the go-to video downloader of choice. So, that'll be the next target for lawsuits from Monster Tech.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 05, 2023 09:11 AM (DTX3h)

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