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GOP Mulls Stripping Prosecutors of Their Immunity to Lawsuit


GOP considers stripping prosecutors of legal immunity amid Trump indictment: Report

By Ryan King, Breaking Politics Reporter


House Republicans are reportedly setting their sights on countering "politicized" court cases by making prosecutors liable for misconduct.

Long vexed by what they describe as the "weaponization" of the justice system, House Republicans have been outraged by the vote to indict former President Donald Trump announced last week and have mulled countermeasures. Under the concept, the GOP would create a pathway to push back against unruly district attorneys.

"I think you're going to have to look at prosecutorial misconduct and whether or not prosecutors in this country should be exempt from liability," Rep. Austin Scott (R-GA) told Just the News.

Scott likened the idea to the push to end qualified immunity for police officers that many progressives clamored for in the wake of George Floyd's death. Qualified immunity shields police officers from liability unless they clearly breach constitutional rights.

"These left-wing, liberal prosecutors and George Soros prosecutors want to take away immunity from police officers, yet they want to maintain it for themselves," Scott added. "I guarantee you if this prosecutor did not have immunity for his actions, he would not have filed this against Donald Trump."

House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) has called on Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg to testify before his panel about his investigation of Trump.

"We have a lot of questions for the Manhattan district attorney. He doesn't have the luxury of whether or not to determine whether he didn't show up for a congressional inquiry. I think we're going to use whatever means necessary," Comer told Fox Business on Monday.

...

In response to the wave of House GOP criticisms, Bragg's office blasted Republicans for choosing to "collaborate with Mr. Trump's efforts to vilify and denigrate" the Manhattan office and make "unfounded allegations" the inquiry was "politically motivated."

Meanwhile, the NPC Propaganda Droids of the Democrat Media got their latest coding update: "It's a sad day for America," they literally all said.

It's incredible. They always just repeat each other. Like a string of ten thousand ants delivering a message through antenna-tap telegraphy.

Trump famously gave James Comey a pass because he was white.

A Real Prosecutor slivered a made-up crime into 34 separate components, which the rules of ethics for prosecutors forbids! But let's take him seriously! He has a Credential and it doesn't matter that the Credentialed People are now just acting like fucking stupid vicious animals, let's pretend that Credential still means something and defer to them!

Posted by: Ace at 03:12 PM




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1 Since the judiciary created it, wouldn't the judiciary just say, "nah, bro, we're the kings round these parts"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

2 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (Q4IgG)

3 Let our vengeance be the color of blood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

4 My God, it’s full of links.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

5 Let's start by extraditing Soros to Hungary or Burma. Let's see what their DAs have to say about him.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (4vi12)

6 Of course the GOPe proposes this when there is no way it becomes law, or even gets heard in the Senate.

Its the GOPe way. Useless gestures for the purposes of theater and theater alone.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (l7Kbv)

7 I'm so pissed I'm actually seeing red!!

Posted by: Weasel at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (RG6z4)

8 And who would sign this bill? Biden? LOL

Posted by: lorien1973 at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (Lavx8)

9 The media is nothing if not hypocritical and utterly predictable.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (eGTCV)

10 Andrea Mitchel is looking a little rough around the edges.

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 6 Of course the GOPe proposes this when there is no way it becomes law, or even gets heard in the Senate.

Its the GOPe way. Useless gestures for the purposes of theater and theater alone.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (l7Kbv)

========

The useless committee hearings ain't doing it for ya?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

12 No one is above the law! Rawk!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (yQpMk)

13 Pure persecution in lieu of prosecution.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (KATBx)

14 Needs to be done.

Will never be done because lawyers make the laws.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (JMAcK)

15 Empty threat, and they must know it would be turned against them.

Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2023 03:17 PM (SYTee)

16 a message through antenna-tap telegraphy.

Are we sure those are antennas?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 03:17 PM (DMyTF)

17 "These left-wing, liberal prosecutors and George Soros prosecutors want to take away immunity from police officers, yet they want to maintain it for themselves," Scott added. "I guarantee you if this prosecutor did not have immunity for his actions, he would not have filed this against Donald Trump."
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They don't care. In a place like NYC, there is 0% chance that Bragg could be convicted, while there is a greater than 0% chance his victim could be convicted.

That's easy math.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)

18 Yeah. Like that'll work

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at April 05, 2023 03:17 PM (sXPKk)

19 Innocent Until Proven Guilty, RIP.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:17 PM (SIRiz)

20 "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."
__________

So, what you're saying Andrea Mitchell is that a white man is the target of a racist black prosecutor and judge.

Thanks for pointing that racism out, Andrea.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 03:17 PM (lf83v)

21 It's incredible. They always just repeat each other. Like a string of ten thousand ants delivering a message through antenna-tap telegraphy.
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Why it's almost - *almost* - like they're all propagandists getting their talking points from the same place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:17 PM (t0OGg)

22 Holy shit, did Douglas Brinkley fall face first into an acid vat?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:18 PM (yQpMk)

23 Andrea Mitchell on Trump criticizing Alvin Bragg and Juan Merchan: "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."
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What a scrunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)

24 Are they stripping all funding for NY from all spending bills?

How do they not get--at this very, very late point-- we are sick and fucking tired of just talk?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2023 03:18 PM (m9bzV)

25 It entertains me how the law is deeply racist and that over-prosecution is a problem across America targeting black people in particular, but to get rid of prosecutorial protection from wrong doing would be racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

26 Long vexed by what they describe as the "weaponization" of the justice system, House Republicans
.......

are composing a strongly worded letter.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

27 All public officials should be personally liable for any abuse of authority or actions taken clearly outside of their authority. Along with that should be the requirement that no public funds can to expended to insure or finance those liabilities. You want power, gotta pay up.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (3vCGB)

28 10 Andrea Mitchel is looking a little rough around the edges.
Posted by: Piper
________

Irrational exuberance will do that to a gal.

Posted by: Alan Greenspan at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (gf7Ez)

29 Good. I like the idea of a DA like FatBoy Bragg getting taking to the cleaners by the likes of John Morgan, democrat Super Lawyer.

Even though through and through democrats, trial lawyers like him sense money like sharks sense blood in the water.

For The People!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (KaRdo)

30 Andrea Mitchel is looking a little rough around the edges.

Alan Greenspan must be giving her a hard time.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (5u1+1)

31 Andrea Mitchel is looking a little rough around the edges.

_____________

Decades of getting dick-whipped in the face by Alan Greenspan will do that to you.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (lf83v)

32 23 Andrea Mitchell on Trump criticizing Alvin Bragg and Juan Merchan: "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."
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What a scrunt


Yes. That she is.

But, isn't Trump a people of color too?

Posted by: Floridachick at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (+tfZ6)

33 Douglas Brinkley: "So-called Teflon Don, as people have called Donald Trump, isn't teflon anymore. He's an American citizen with 34 felony counts on him - In the end, our justice system has to prevail and hold him accountable."
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Absolutely, yes. The legal system *must* hold people like Trump accountable so that nobody will think that he or she is above the law!

Posted by: Clinton, Biden, Swallwell, et. al. - it's a really long list at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)

34 Better Red than...

Posted by: Inogame at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (53oGX)

35 Andrea Mitchell: "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."

It's not coincidental. Their parents were black, so they are black.

Resume your cat-petting.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:20 PM (8UsEr)

36 Anyone ask Douglas Brinkley why these charges are applicable to Trump and not Hillary and Joetato?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2023 03:20 PM (lc5cP)

37 They conveniently want more and more "people of color" to have high ranking jobs, and also make it so you can't criticize them since they're a minority. They'll do anything to twist that they just hate free speech.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 05, 2023 03:20 PM (SpYYD)

38 But, isn't Trump a people of color too?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (+tfZ6)
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Orange doesn't count. Nothing rhymes with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

39 It's not coincidental. Their parents were black, so they are black.

What if say...they weren't?

Posted by: Talcum X at April 05, 2023 03:20 PM (lc5cP)

40 Don't like "mulls".

If they would only go scorched earth just once.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (+tfZ6)

41 A lie is not the other side of a story. It is just a lie.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (+1I4b)

42 Republicans need to start looking for ways to destroy the Soros organization. Seriously. RICO?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (pohLc)

43 Orange doesn't count. Nothing rhymes with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

Mulva?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (yQpMk)

44 >>>He's an American citizen with 34 felony counts on him...


Alleging what specific crimes? What statute violations?

Oh, those aren't named, you say?

Then shut the f*ck up.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (rcsB3)

45 The key here is the intentional liberal lawfare that has been going on for decades and judges have been unable, unwilling to stop it, and in some cases make it happen.

Our justice system is a complete disgrace.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (CuXe/)

46 Wonder earlier why the Leftist Judge didn't ask or request the law exactly DJT supposedly broke to Bragg.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (xhxe8)

47 The solution to prosecutorial misconduct may end up being a state executive throwing a prosecutor in jail for misconduct in the face of the judiciary telling them not to.

The whole idea of qualified immunity for prosecutors was created by the judiciary.

Maybe we need to advance to a point where the executive can say, "This ruling is unconstitutional, and I refuse to follow it." Jefferson almost did this with the Sedition Act signed by John Adams. Instead, he just let it expire without enforcement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

48 Orange doesn't count. Nothing rhymes with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)
-----------
Door hinge.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (2hlEI)

49 I think we should pass a sternly worded letter law.
Then we could have the court rule on the letter of the law, sternly.

Posted by: Inogame at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (53oGX)

50 So...anything from the Arkansas AG and DAs as to why they haven't already filed charges against the Clinton?

Posted by: Talcum X at April 05, 2023 03:21 PM (lc5cP)

51 "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."


I thought they looked oddly familiar.

Posted by: guy who just got attacked on the subway at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

52 A "person of color" just suggested that America should be "cleansed of Trump voters", too.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (jTmQV)

53 These are the same Republican's that re-elected a three time lipo lipped fucking loser that's related to Mitt Romney. They all are a fucking joke.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (DMyTF)

54 I am consoling myself with as many little wins as possible: Indiana, Tennessee, and now North Carolina have Republican super majorities in a least one chamber of state congress.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (+tfZ6)

55
They really, really, really want a race war.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (j4U/Z)

56 "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."

Not coincidental. They were chosen to spearhead the attack because they have the, "Racism!!" shield.

Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (SYTee)

57 Republicans need to start looking for ways to destroy the Soros organization. Seriously. RICO?

Trump could have had him extradited to any of the countries where he's been convicted of felonies...

Posted by: Talcum X at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (lc5cP)

58 Instead of dwelling on the color of the people in these positions, how about we focus on their inability to properly carry out the charge of their positions?

Because both these guys are not helping the argument for the benefits of Affirmative Action.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (SIRiz)

59 It may or may not be a coincidence, but Andrea Mitchell is a person of sexlessness.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (8UsEr)

60 Unfounded allegations that this is politically motivated? Unfounded? He literally based his political campaign on being the one who would get Trump. Is this supposed to be completely ignored?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (fs1hN)

61 Just reading this makes me See red.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (xIkSP)

62 58 Instead of dwelling on the color of the people in these positions, how about we focus on their inability to properly carry out the charge of their positions?

Because both these guys are not helping the argument for the benefits of Affirmative Action.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (SIRiz)

========

You only say that because he's black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

63 "It may or may not be coincidental," that Andrea Mitchell is making yet another oblique statement.

Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2023 03:24 PM (2bFN5)

64 Everything is linked.
Everything is connected.

I see plots within plots.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 03:24 PM (wtvvX)

65 Trump could have had him extradited to any of the countries where he's been convicted of felonies...
___________

Right? I mean, the movies tell me that Interpol is this all-powerful global police. How could the movies get that so wrong?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 03:24 PM (lf83v)

66 They really, really, really want a race war.

I think there is an ongoing drift of black men to the right while black women keep going further left.

Before the Steal I think Trump was getting something over 20% of the black male vote. Of course since in The Steal 100% of inner city voters "voted" for Biden and most of them are black that skewed the numbers back down...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2023 03:24 PM (lc5cP)

67 A "person of color" just suggested that America should be "cleansed of Trump voters", too.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (jTmQV)
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It's code. He's calling for the "cleansing" of mainstream white people.
Calling for ethnic cleansing is dangerous.

Calling for ethnic cleansing of the majority population is exceedingly dangerous.

Down this road lies mountains of human corpses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

68 Unfounded allegations that this is politically motivated? Unfounded? He literally based his political campaign on being the one who would get Trump. Is this supposed to be completely ignored?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (fs1hN)
++++
Promises Kept.

Posted by: Committee to Re-Elect Alvin Bragg at April 05, 2023 03:25 PM (t0OGg)

69 Dems got rid of immunity for cops, so why not for prosecutors?

Posted by: Sauce for the Goosed at April 05, 2023 03:25 PM (VsUo2)

70 For The People!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 05, 2023 03:19 PM (KaRdo)

And 30 per cent!

Posted by: Fox2! at April 05, 2023 03:25 PM (kPLwB)

71 Good.

Posted by: Animitronics Mechanic at April 05, 2023 03:25 PM (ncXxy)

72 "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."
____

Idiot bobble heads nodding as Andrea Mitchell insinuates that criticism of these partisans is based on race and not on them being partisans.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:25 PM (fs1hN)

73 Who's the fugly chick in stripes that looks about to cry?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

74
Right? I mean, the movies tell me that Interpol is this all-powerful global police. How could the movies get that so wrong?

TBH I'm still not sure where the problem was.

We have an extradition treaty with Malaysia and Hungary. Under...Obama?...when those convictions occurred he refused to extradite Soros because...of course he did.

But once Trump was president did he...decide not to allow it? Let bureaucrats decide? Or did Hungary and Malaysia not ask again?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (lc5cP)

75 It's not a coincidence, they only got their jobs because of the color of their skin.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)

76 72 Idiot bobble heads nodding as Andrea Mitchell insinuates that criticism of these partisans is based on race and not on them being partisans.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:25 PM (fs1hN)

========

Democrat partisans cannot be partisan. They can only be non-partisan because reality is Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

77 Idiot bobble heads nodding as Andrea Mitchell insinuates that criticism of these partisans is based on race and not on them being partisans.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:25 PM (fs1hN)
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Everything is race - even (or perhaps especially) the things that are not race.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (t0OGg)

78

The slow fat march of Al Sharpton through the land.

That fat slug Bragg sounds just like Sharpton.

Wish Tom Wolfe were still around.

Morton Downey Jr as well.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (UCNv1)

79 Always loved El Rushbo's montages on the MFM talking point lockstep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (Xrfse)

80 It puzzles me, just slightly, that no member of the MFM is concerned about the fact they are all saying precisely the same thing. That makes 90 percent of them redundant.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

81 Say, if only there was precedent, that when you look at who and how often people of certain demographics are arrested and prosecuted, we might apply that here.

As in, how many black and/or Democrat former Presidents has this particular prosecutor prosecuted? If my math is correct, he has a 100% higher rate of prosecuting white Republican former Presidents.

Seems like all the proof we need this guy is both rayciss and politically biased, and therefore all his convictions and prosecutions must be thrown out.

That's the rule... right?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (3oWsZ)

82 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ANDREA MITCHELL IS SUGGESTING THAT TRUMP IS A RACIST BUT SHE WORKS FOR A NEWSPAPER THAT HAS 'DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS' WHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING THAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DESTROY AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND THAT IS MORE RACIST THAN DONALD TRUMP SAYING THAT HE LIKES TACO BOWLS

Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (8UsEr)

83 >>5 It's not a coincidence, they only got their jobs because of the color of their skin.


I resemble that remark!


Really. I do.

Posted by: Colin Powell at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (SIRiz)

84 Next week will Ace be posting as Lancelot Link?

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (2DyrG)

85 I think there is an ongoing drift of black men to the right while black women keep going further left.
___

The women are hotter on the right. Have you seen leftist women lately? For the most part, complete uggos.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (fs1hN)

86 If anything, this GOP effort should target an end to prosecutors hiding exculpatory evidence. That's something everyone should agree on. There is no slippery slope toward DA intimidation to be wary of.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (Y0InX)

87 Alvin Bragg will be President Kamala Harris' Attorney General.

Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2023 03:28 PM (SYTee)

88 Do it!

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2023 03:28 PM (i4jdL)

89 "It may or may not be coincidental, but both the DA and the judge are people of color."

If you want people to stop voting for or supporting the appointment of people who don't look like them, making this kind of argument is a pretty good way to go about it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at April 05, 2023 03:28 PM (KFhLj)

90 55
They really, really, really want a race war.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (j4U/Z)


Of course. Divide and conquer. While the elites have us fighting and hating on each other we don't have time or energy to fight them.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 05, 2023 03:28 PM (+tfZ6)

91 Next week will Ace be posting as Lancelot Link?

I hope he's respectably hairy.

Posted by: Marta at April 05, 2023 03:28 PM (Xrfse)

92 DO IT!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (bUQO2)

93 I'll take "Things that the GOP has no intention of going thru with but will talk about because it's good for fundraising", for $1000, Alex

Posted by: Golria Johnson at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (786Ro)

94 "It's incredible. They always just repeat each other."

Yeah, they've been getting their early-morning talking points for at least two decades now. Grabien has proved it with several videos over the years. The lefties have excellent message discipline, and are resolutely loyal lying soldiers.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (MvF+J)

95 Here's how everything is race, by the way. Here's an academic definition of it I read recently:
Race is a social tool used to categorize people into distinct groups by heritable characteristics, geographic ancestry, culture, history, language, social status, ethnicity or physical appearance.

By such a definition, literally nothing *isn't* race. I am in at least four different "races" simultaneously, per this definition - and I didn't think about it for very long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

96 This sort of reminds me of the Obamacare crap.

"You only oppose socialized healthcare because a black president proposed it!"

Yeah...sure sugar tits. That's why.

Clearly Trump supporters only oppose, let's say "controversial" charges against Trump, because its a black guy bringing them. If it was Cyrus Vance we'd be applauding the guy...right? I mean seriously that's the logic here?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (lc5cP)

97 /off radical sock

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (786Ro)

98 Lots of dims mull about going to work but nuttin happens

the GOPe is no different

Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (us2H3)

99 The amount of saggy skin visible when Andrea Mitchell and Allen Greenspan are naked would put a Shar Pei to shame

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (386ly)

100 85 . . . The women are hotter on the right. Have you seen leftist women lately? For the most part, complete uggos.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
____________

Whatever, Chuck.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing a Bikini at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (gf7Ez)

101 They certainly want to use race and sex/gender as their street army.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (xhxe8)

102 95 By such a definition, literally nothing *isn't* race. I am in at least four different "races" simultaneously, per this definition - and I didn't think about it for very long.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

=========

That's just shuffling around on the bottom of the intersectionality stack, comrade.

You're just jealous that you aren't as oppressed as rich white women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

103 Democrats and Never Trumpers give parrots a bad name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (NDoI6)

104 The women are hotter on the right. Have you seen leftist women lately? For the most part, complete uggos.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

They let their hatred and nastiness shine through.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (xIkSP)

105 This sort of reminds me of the Obamacare crap.

"You only oppose socialized healthcare because a black president proposed it!" ...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (lc5cP)
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"To disagree with Barack Obama is to be a racist" was very effective for them. They assume it's portable. It might be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)

106 Andrea Mitchell is still alive?

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

107 "It's incredible. They always just repeat each other."

Many, many leftist talking heads have gotten disciplined or even cancelled for trying to express their own thoughts only to find out they are verboten.

If you are a leftist it is far safer to pull the talking points from Journolist and repeat that and then go home safe at night to help clean up after your wife's bull.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (lc5cP)

108
You've got red on you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (n+4am)

109
They let their hatred and nastiness shine through.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (xIkSP)

Yep.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (eGTCV)

110 "Everything in the Race, nothing outside the Race, nothing against the Race." to paraphrase Mussolini. Ironically, I think this was also La Raza's motto.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (fs1hN)

111 108
You've got red on you.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (n+4am)

========

As long as I get to kill Phillip.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

112 JournoList is dead.

Posted by: CabaList at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (yQpMk)

113 Whatever, Chuck.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing a Bikini at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (gf7Ez)

----------
Absolutely uncalled for!

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (qR69T)

114 Brain bleach, 55 gallons, for $100 for #100.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (NDoI6)

115 Thanks for quoting Andrea "Crypt-Keeper" Mitchell's latest dusty queef

Posted by: Out, damn queef! at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (VsUo2)

116 Whatever, Chuck.
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing a Bikini at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (gf7Ez)
++++
:: ructates ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

117 From Gumby' Alrighty then file:
Caitlyn Jenner has started a PAC opposing biological males competing in womens sports. I heard she turned lesbian...wink 😉

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (bUQO2)

118 A woman with a rifle has entered the Trump Tower in Chicago. SWAT team is responding.

Who could have predicted an increase in violence?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

119 No immunity for the DAs, no immunity for the DAs, cha-cha-cha

Now let’s see if the GOP has a set of boots to see this through.

Posted by: sidney at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (Uy/WF)

120 JournoList is dead.
Posted by: CabaList Twitter and Discord at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (yQpMk)
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Edited to improve accuracy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)

121 >>A woman with a rifle has entered the Trump Tower in Chicago.


$10 says she has a Lady Penis and Lady Ballz.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (SIRiz)

122 Has any MFM sports reporter expressed the slightest bit of support for the NHL players reluctant to be bullied into donning rainbow sweaters?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (eGTCV)

123 Who ID'd it as a womyn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (NDoI6)

124 >>101 They certainly want to use race and sex/gender as their street army.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (xhxe

(Turns from rabble of sexual eccentrics, homeless, genital mutants, pierced teenagers. Surveys vast field of 1st Heavy Bathsalt Gorilla Cavalry)

Zod likes his odds.

Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (8UsEr)

125 119 No immunity for the DAs, no immunity for the DAs, cha-cha-cha

Now let’s see if the GOP has a set of boots to see this through.
Posted by: sidney at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (Uy/WF)

========

Honestly, it's in the courts' hands. The courts created it, and this Congress is not going to actually pass anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

126 >>$10 says she has a Lady Penis and Lady Ballz.

My first thought as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Governor @RonDeSantisFL
has now been endorsed by two of the most consistent, conservative Republicans in Congress – @ChipRoyTX
and @RepThomasMassie
!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (DMyTF)

128
Andrea Mitchell is still alive?
Posted by: Lloyd Bridges


Nah, in her house at R'lyeh dead Andrea waits dreaming.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (n+4am)

129 121 >>A woman with a rifle has entered the Trump Tower in Chicago.


$10 says she has a Lady Penis and Lady Ballz.
--------------
This is gonna be GREAT!

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (4vi12)

130 Who could have predicted an increase in violence?

Tip of the iceberg. The crazies have been given their marching orders.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (Xrfse)

131 Me so linky

Posted by: 2 Live Crew at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (Vu7A1)

132 The women are hotter on the right. Have you seen leftist women lately? For the most part, complete uggos.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (fs1hN)
---
Even if they are conventionally attractive, the ugliness in the core of their being will shine through at some point.

However, a woman who is only moderately attractive can become downright stunning if she is innately good.

It's quite remarkable to see the contrast.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (YIVH2)

133 129 121 >>A woman with a rifle has entered the Trump Tower in Chicago.


$10 says she has a Lady Penis and Lady Ballz.
--------------
This is gonna be GREAT!
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (4vi12)

=========

Pretty sure it's Lincoln's fault. He goaded her into it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

134 Everybody wants to get into the act! Hot Cha Cha Cha....

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (bUQO2)

135 123 Who ID'd it as a womyn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (NDoI6)

The local street Biologist.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (pohLc)

136 This is gonna be GREAT!
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (4vi12)
++++
I doubt it. The odds of a politically-motivated body count are sadly non-zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

137 Zod is on a roll today. Good stuff.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (gf7Ez)

138 Squeaky From behind every tree?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (NDoI6)

139 A woman with a rifle ...
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

But is it really?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (l7Kbv)

140 It's sad (So sad), so sad
It's a sad, sad situation...
--Reginald Kenneth Dwight

Posted by: Crocodile Tears for Fears at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (VsUo2)

141 If that's true about Jenner starting a PAC to stop the dickie wickies from ruining women's sports, I think I will have to give her an "atta boy"

Posted by: sidney at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (Uy/WF)

142 $10 says she has a Lady Penis and Lady Ballz.

---------
Schroedinger's shooting. It never happened, unless the shooter is a person of privilege.

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (qR69T)

143 I think the lefty pols and talking heads get their morning marching orders by email, since they've been doing it for so long. Maybe they use PGP too. Can't pager them, because pager protocols are insecure.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (MvF+J)

144 141 If that's true about Jenner starting a PAC to stop the dickie wickies from ruining women's sports, I think I will have to give her an "atta boy"
Posted by: sidney at April 05, 2023 03:35 PM (Uy/WF)

=======

"I just wanted some attention. I didn't think I was part of a movement."
-An idiot

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

145 Since every single MFM outlet says precisely the same thing why not rationalize the industry and cut back to just one news agency? It could be called Pravda.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (eGTCV)

146 No it's not veto proof.

Recall: House voted 166 times to repeal Obamacare when JEF was presidenting. As soon as Ryan was Speaker, no more repeal Obamacare nonsense. We remember. That's why we know McCarthy is poo.

Posted by: torabora at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (NaVNg)

147 Powder/Dry GOOGLE IT!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (bUQO2)

148 I think the lefty pols and talking heads get their morning marching orders by email, since they've been doing it for so long. Maybe they use PGP too. Can't pager them, because pager protocols are insecure.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (MvF+J)
++++
I doubt they much care about security. They do most of the coordination in plain language on public forums. Twitter is the biggest example.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (t0OGg)

149 Trump may have turned out to be a dud, but all the people I hate, hate him, and so I really want to make him their President again.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (vDj4Y)

150 >>A woman with a rifle has entered the Trump Tower in Chicago.

$10 says she has a Lady Penis and Lady Ballz.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:33 PM (SIRiz)
........


Only 10?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

151 116 Whatever, Chuck.
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing a Bikini at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (gf7Ez)
++++
:: ructates ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

Is that legal in Mississippi?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

152 Who is this Brinkley retard? No one ever called Donald Trump "Teflon Don". That was John Gotti - nicknamed "The Teflon Don" by the media.

Go kill yourself for climate change already, Brinkley.

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (h5TKJ)

153 Is that legal in Mississippi?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (zZu0s)
++++
How the hell should I know?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)

154 146 No it's not veto proof.

Recall: House voted 166 times to repeal Obamacare when JEF was presidenting. As soon as Ryan was Speaker, no more repeal Obamacare nonsense. We remember. That's why we know McCarthy is poo.
Posted by: torabora at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (NaVNg)

=========

"Well, there was one attempt that unfortunately failed, (gosh darn McCain! *shakes fist*). But, seriously, next time is for real."
-Mitch McConnell, winning his primary in KY by 50 points

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

155 Who is this Brinkley retard? No one ever called Donald Trump "Teflon Don". That was John Gotti - nicknamed "The Teflon Don" by the media.

Go kill yourself for climate change already, Brinkley.
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (h5TKJ)
++++
A fair number of folks on the Left call him that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)

156 Tranny Oakley visits Trump Tower

Posted by: Banana Nut Muffin at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (VsUo2)

157 Instead of dwelling on the color of the people in these positions, how about we focus on their inability to properly carry out the charge of their positions?

Because both these guys are not helping the argument for the benefits of Affirmative Action.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:23 PM (SIRiz)

You're right. We shouldn't focus on the skin color of these prosecutors. We should focus instead on the fact that Soros and the Great Reset crowd is hellbent on creating racial division by promoting prosecutors of a certain skin color who are hellbent on prosecuting on the basis of skin color.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (3oWsZ)

158 /off nic postscript

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

159 They should have shot it through the door.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (4vi12)

160 Forgive me if I don't believe for a moment anyone in the GOP will go for this. It's Kabuki theater, and they want to say they "did something."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (VWp7G)

161 Is that legal in Mississippi?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (zZu0s)

Only between cousins.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (yQpMk)

162 125> True, true. It was a nice thought for the time being.

Posted by: sidney at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (Uy/WF)

163 They will put up bronze statue to the Woman Who Tried

Posted by: torabora at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (NaVNg)

164 Tranny Oakley


Nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (yQpMk)

165 Alvin Bragg will be President Kamala Harris' Attorney General.
Posted by: davidt

You misspelled first Supreme Court nominee.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (w9Wax)

166 It's quite remarkable to see the contrast.
___

Let's see, Chaya Raichik and AOC in the same picture. I can definitely see the contrast. Sorry AOC, you're not as hot as you thought you were.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (fs1hN)

167 Forgive me if I don't believe for a moment anyone in the GOP will go for this. It's Kabuki theater, and they want to say they "did something."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (VWp7G)
++++
They might go for it in the House. Why not? It's free publicity and they know it can't be passed.

"Aw, shucks! With only 1/2 of 1/3 of the government, there's only so much we can do. Send money, and we'll do it for sure once we take the rest. For real. Swearsies."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (t0OGg)

168 What are the odds that the woman who entered Trump Tower in Chiraq is Lori Lightfoot?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (386ly)

169 >>149 Trump may have turned out to be a dud, but all the people I hate, hate him, and so I really want to make him their President again.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 05, 2023 03:36 PM (vDj4Y)

Yep. And if his speechwriter is on his game, the inaugural would have some Khan woven into it:

"...and so I say to those Americans who did not vote for me...I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you, and I wish to go on...hurting you."

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (8UsEr)

170 It's incredible. They always just repeat each other. Like a string of ten thousand ants delivering a message through antenna-tap telegraphy.

---------

Who could have guessed that Big Brother would turn out to be an amalgam of 10,000 useless idiot NPC droids?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (Bq9VW)

171 What are the odds that the woman who entered Trump Tower in Chiraq is Lori Lightfoot?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (386ly)


The reports were of a woman.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (yQpMk)

172 >>What are the odds that the woman who entered Trump Tower in Chiraq is Lori Lightfoot?


If someone inside the Tower said 'Beetlejuice' 3x, I see no way of keeping her out?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (SIRiz)

173 >>>They might go for it in the House. Why not? It's free publicity and they know it can't be passed.

"Aw, shucks! With only 1/2 of 1/3 of the government, there's only so much we can do. Send money, and we'll do it for sure once we take the rest. For real. Swearsies."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


If only there was a GOP Senate Leader who could have funneled more money to senate candidates instead of holding it all back and sticking it in his turtle shell.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (VWp7G)

174 Andrea Mitchell is still alive?
Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at April 05, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

Sort of.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (3oWsZ)

175 How the hell should I know?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)

Isn't it your JOB to know?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (zZu0s)

176 167 They might go for it in the House. Why not? It's free publicity and they know it can't be passed.

"Aw, shucks! With only 1/2 of 1/3 of the government, there's only so much we can do. Send money, and we'll do it for sure once we take the rest. For real. Swearsies."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (t0OGg)

=========

"Uh...excuse me, Mr. Leader McCarthy, could we pass a budget that zeroes out the DOJ's funding for next year and then refuse to budge no matter the astroturfed pushback?"

"Throw him in the Big Woo."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

177 What are the odds that the woman who entered Trump Tower in Chiraq is Lori Lightfoot?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (386ly)
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Nah. If it was LL, the description would have been "quasi-human".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 03:41 PM (2hlEI)

178 >>Andrea Mitchell is still alive?


And from the looks of her, suffering from Feminine Moisture Issues.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:41 PM (SIRiz)

179 Who ID'd it as a womyn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM (NDoI6)

The local street Biologist.

I'll be making the final call.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 05, 2023 03:41 PM (Vu7A1)

180 You're right. We shouldn't focus on the skin color of these prosecutors. We should focus instead on the fact that Soros and the Great Reset crowd is hellbent on creating racial division by promoting prosecutors of a certain skin color who are hellbent on prosecuting on the basis of skin color.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (3oWsZ)

+++++++++

You need to head over to The Root with that shit. We all know it's a dividing tactic, so what? Minorities are being offered everything you have, including your life, and a great number of them are more than happy with that deal. Instead of constantly brow beating Conservatives to keep their head down and take it you need to talk to minorities and get them to stop it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 05, 2023 03:42 PM (vDj4Y)

181 Has AOC decided to eat the rich for real?

Posted by: torabora at April 05, 2023 03:42 PM (NaVNg)

182 it may or may not be coincidental, but so are most criminals

Posted by: x at April 05, 2023 03:42 PM (ZBPE2)

183 Alvin Bragg will be President Kamala Harris' Attorney General.
Posted by: davidt

You misspelled first Supreme Court nominee.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (w9Wax)
.......

He's a tranny?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

184 151 . . . :: ructates ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)

Is that legal in Mississippi?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto
____________

Great, just great. Now Bragg will get a grand jury to indict Trump on 42 charges of ructating.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (gf7Ez)

185 BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign

https://is.gd/X2ycKQ

Posted by: Ciampino --- a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (qfLjt)

186 1. This is bullshit fanfic with the reps MarySuing themselves as the hero that save America.

2. The legal profession is the ultimate protected class. This will never happen.

3. I would support a regime where we took these prosecutors and stoned them. I call for a return of stoning.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (7RT/J)

187 Will the Dems and the media go into another round of mourning the death of a murderous tranny?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (eGTCV)

188 Now do vaxxine producers, too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (JKaF3)

189 183 You misspelled first Supreme Court nominee.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 05, 2023 03:39 PM (w9Wax)
.......

He's a tranny?
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

========

"He's a Democrat. Good enough for me."
-Lindsay Graham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

190 185 BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign

https://is.gd/X2ycKQ
Posted by: Ciampino --- a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (qfLjt)

=======

"Whoops! Whoopsie!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

191 I call for a return of stoning.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (7RT/J)
-----------
Everybody must get stoned!

Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 05, 2023 03:44 PM (2hlEI)

192 187 Will the Dems and the media go into another round of mourning the death of a murderous tranny?
--------------
Homicidal Pacifist for the win.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 03:44 PM (4vi12)

193 185 BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign

https://is.gd/X2ycKQ
Posted by: Ciampino

Buried the lede - how sad is DiCaprio's life that he partied on NY eve with that fat fuck? Good lord, he has money, looks, and fame and that is his life???

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 03:45 PM (7RT/J)

194 Great, just great. Now Bragg will get a grand jury to indict Trump on 42 charges of ructating.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (gf7Ez)
--------
"If you're famous, they just let you ructate 'em"

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2023 03:45 PM (2j34C)

195 141 Yas Caitlyn Jenner came out strongly against men in women's sports.
https://tinyurl.com/219wxvk3y

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 03:45 PM (bUQO2)

196 >>BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign

Leo done left the reservation.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

197 195 141 Yas Caitlyn Jenner came out strongly against men in women's sports.
https://tinyurl.com/219wxvk3y
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 03:45 PM (bUQO2)

=======

"I thought the train would stop where I got off."
-An idiot

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

198 They certainly want to use race and sex/gender as their street army.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (xhxe

(Turns from rabble of sexual eccentrics, homeless, genital mutants, pierced teenagers. Surveys vast field of 1st Heavy Bathsalt Gorilla Cavalry)

Zod likes his odds.
Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at April 05, 2023 03:34 PM

These people should know better than to piss off people who can end them from another ZIP code.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (XHLJ8)

199 So Tech Exec Bob Lee was murdered in San Fran. He may have been a "nice guy" but I'll bet he voted over and over again for the system that murdered him.
Just one of the more graphic cases if people getting what they vote for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (gkMhH)

200 185 BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign
___

I can't give that money back. I already spent it all on landscaping for one of my homes, Martha's Vineyard, I think.

Posted by: Barak Obama - don't look at me at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (fs1hN)

201 Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:38 PM (3oWsZ)

+++++++++

You need to head over to The Root with that shit. We all know it's a dividing tactic, so what? Minorities are being offered everything you have, including your life, and a great number of them are more than happy with that deal. Instead of constantly brow beating Conservatives to keep their head down and take it you need to talk to minorities and get them to stop it.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 05, 2023 03:42 PM (vDj4Y)

I need to?

I need a nap and a good healthy dump. Other than that, I don't need to do jack.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (3oWsZ)

202 "making prosecutors liable for misconduct."

I am not a lawyer. I foolishly thought that such prosecutorial liability already existed in some form or another.

I feel so silly thinking about "law" these days. It's like nailing jelly to a tree by the book, and both the jelly and the tree are fucking cheating the game. It'd be futile even if they weren't cheating. "Law" is whatever some advocate says it is, and the results are pure caprice.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (MvF+J)

203 REAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign

https://is.gd/X2ycKQ
Posted by: Ciampino --- a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner mint
.........

What does this have to do with Trump's crimes?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

204 195 141 Yas Caitlyn Jenner came out strongly against men in women's sports.
https://tinyurl.com/219wxvk3y
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 03:45 PM (bUQO2)

If you don't want to be the enemy, don't put on the enemy uniform.

Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 03:47 PM (UnA8+)

205 Yas Caitlyn Jenner came out strongly against men in women's sports.

He holds the Olympic Record in Women's Decathlon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:47 PM (yQpMk)

206 A Russian volunteer fundraiser ordered drones from AliExpress to use in the war effort. Ukrainians hacked into his account and changed the order to $25,000 worth of dildoes.

https://tinyurl.com/4mrfrhv5

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 03:48 PM (sWM8x)

207 >>Yas Caitlyn Jenner came out strongly against men in women's sports.
https://tinyurl.com/219wxvk3y


The guys at Untuck-It should offer Xhim an endorsement deal.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:48 PM (SIRiz)

208 It does not surprise me that men identifying as women are highly aggressive and angry.
They are men--with all that toxicity*--who have mutilated and tortured themselves. Of course they're angry.

*sarc >

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:48 PM (eGTCV)

209 I need a nap and a good healthy dump. Other than that, I don't need to do jack.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (3oWsZ)

+++++++

Which doesn't address my point. The "their just trying to divide us" argument is stupid and possibly evil when you're using to attempt to get the target to lay down and take it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 05, 2023 03:49 PM (vDj4Y)

210 180 Concur.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 03:49 PM (MvF+J)

211 Give those sad media personalities credit. It had to be hard to say that and not burst out laughing.

Posted by: Caliban at April 05, 2023 03:49 PM (iC8vi)

212 205 Yas Caitlyn Jenner came out strongly against men in women's sports.

He holds the Olympic Record in Women's Decathlon.
____

I thought she hold's the record in the Men's Decathlon. Hopefully a man will one day knock her off the top spot.

Posted by: Barak Obama - don't look at me at April 05, 2023 03:49 PM (fs1hN)

213 I had quick hands.

Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at April 05, 2023 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

214 196 >>BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign

Leo done left the reservation.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

It's gonna be really sad when Leo shoots himself five times in the chest, in both kneecaps, and three times in the head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

215 It does not surprise me that men identifying as women are highly aggressive and angry.
They are men--with all that toxicity*--who have mutilated and tortured themselves. Of course they're angry.
........

I thought they were all super happy, squirming around taking baths and drinking Bud Light.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

216 Yas Caitlyn Jenner came out strongly against men in women's sports.
https://tinyurl.com/219wxvk3y
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 03:45 PM (bUQO2)

If you don't want to be the enemy, don't put on the enemy uniform.
Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 03:47 PM (UnA8+)

I think there should be a legal definition of transgender, where it means you've actually gone ahead and had a designer vag installed and all that. 99% of the people now claiming to be transgender, including Dylan Mulvaney and all of the ones in women's sports, just put on some lipstick and a wig and call it a day. That's not transgender, that's cross-dressing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (ZGrMX)

217 A majority of Americans support Trump's indictment. He's gratefully done. DeSantis had to be next.

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (PFzEb)

218 Bruce Jenner is only saying men don't belong in women's sports because he as a man won a gold medal. Shitty athletes who are trannies want to compete with women so they can be winners.

Posted by: NCKate at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (d5Qya)

219 Bruce and Dwight Stones loved them fruity shorts

Posted by: x at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (ZBPE2)

220 Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (PFzEb)

=======

Do they know what the indictment is indicting him for?

What crime did DeSantis commit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

221 Men make the best women.

Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (YUTmG)

222
$30 Million is chump change. I think Sam Bankman-Fried was over 80 mill.

None dare call it money laundering.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (j4U/Z)

223 A Russian volunteer fundraiser ordered drones from AliExpress to use in the war effort. Ukrainians hacked into his account and changed the order to $25,000 worth of dildoes.

https://tinyurl.com/4mrfrhv5
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 03:48 PM

That's a big bag of dicks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (XHLJ8)

224 > He holds the Olympic Record in Women's Decathlon.

Funny thing is, the women don't get to compete in the decathlon. They do the heptathlon.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (j2Xg6)

225 196 >>BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio testifies that a CCP-linked Malaysian financier, now a fugitive, sent $30 million to Obama during 2012 campaign . . .
Posted by: JackStraw
______________

Obama didn't know it was an illegal campaign contribution. He thought it was an advance for his seventh autobiography.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (gf7Ez)

226 I need a nap and a good healthy dump.
........

I recommend taking the dump first.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

227 Sid sees all. Sid knows all.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 03:53 PM (sWM8x)

228 Buried the lede - how sad is DiCaprio's life that he partied on NY eve with that fat fuck? Good lord, he has money, looks, and fame and that is his life???
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 03:45 PM (7RT/J)

He doesn't have power, and CCP linked financiers have power and a hell of a spread for the classy high end entertainers they can attract.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (xhaym)

229 Shitty athletes who are trannies want to compete with women so they can be winners.

There was a funny story over the weekend about a weightlifter who claimed to be a woman and entered a tournament to beat up on the chicks. And then a better weightlifter also claimed to be a woman to beat up on him.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

230 209 Put it this way: conservatives should stop being as militantly 'anti-racist' as lefties are. It's playing their game. It legitimizes the lefty credo "Racism is the worst thing in the whole world, and 'anti-racism' activism takes priority over liberty itself."

If somebody calls you a racist, tell them 'fuck you.' If somebody calls somebody else a racist, tell them 'who the fuck cares?' Stop being an 'anti-racist.'

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (MvF+J)

231 226 I need a nap and a good healthy dump.
........

I recommend taking the dump first.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)\

I'm going to the dump, and then I'll take a nap.

Posted by: Caliban at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (iC8vi)

232 The Biden's are so petty, they invited the NCAA womens tournament losing team to visit the WH because LSU didn't want Jill to visit their locker room before the game.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (dK+81)

233 Which doesn't address my point. The "their just trying to divide us" argument is stupid and possibly evil when you're using to attempt to get the target to lay down and take it.
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 05, 2023 03:49 PM (vDj4Y)

Well, you missed my point, so I'm not inclined to address yours.

If that's another thing your think I need to do, I should tell you I often don't do what others tell me I need to do. Especially when they're being condescending and pointlessly provocative.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (3oWsZ)

234 227 Sid sees all. Sid knows all.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 03:53 PM (sWM8x)

How can he see that much with his head up his ass?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (eGTCV)

235 This busty blonde in a skimpy one-piece would like to see corrupt prosecutors get dismissed, but doubts the GOP is in any way serious:
https://is.gd/tZ1S8o

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

236 A Russian volunteer fundraiser ordered drones from AliExpress to use in the war effort. Ukrainians hacked into his account and changed the order to $25,000 worth of dildoes.

And then another hacker had the delivery address changed to Kalorama, where they were eagerly received by Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (ZGrMX)

237  put on some lipstick and a wig and call it a day. That's not transgender, that's cross-dressing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (ZGrMX)
-------
I'm convinced that a significant portion of them do it because they get off on the power trip of making everyone else "bake the cake"

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (KfqZO)

238 >>The Biden's are so petty, they invited the NCAA womens tournament losing team to visit the WH because LSU didn't want Jill to visit their locker room before the game.

And Iowa has already said no thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

239 Sid sees all. Sid knows all.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 03:53 PM (sWM8x)

Sid has been polling the suspicious stains in all his underwear

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (xhaym)

240 There is no "transgender".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (Xrfse)

241 >>I need a nap and a good healthy dump. Other than that, I don't need to do jack.
Posted by: BurtTC

All I need at loose shoes, a tight woman, and warm place to shit.

Posted by: Earl Butz's mythical colored person at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (7RT/J)

242 This is all about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Busty blonde in a skimpy one-piece at April 05, 2023 03:56 PM (YUTmG)

243 This busty blonde in a skimpy one-piece would like to see corrupt prosecutors get dismissed, but doubts the GOP is in any way serious:
https://is.gd/tZ1S8o
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)
........

Nice wedgie.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

244 More failure theater. F*ckers are spinless sh*tbags

Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 03:56 PM (VMFAF)

245

Obama didn't know it was an illegal campaign contribution. He thought it was an advance for his seventh autobiography.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 03:52 PM (gf7Ez)

That, and the lucrative community organizer gig made Reggie's boyfriend the thing he is today.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 03:56 PM (j4U/Z)

246 I'm convinced that a significant portion of them do it because they get off on the power trip of making everyone else "bake the cake"

100%. There was a quickly suppressed study that showed that bullies were *very* interested in claiming to be trans, because it's societally-endorsed bullying. (This is where the conservatives claiming "we need more bullying" get run off the road).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 03:56 PM (ZGrMX)

247 235 This busty blonde in a skimpy one-piece would like to see corrupt prosecutors get dismissed, but doubts the GOP is in any way serious:
https://is.gd/tZ1S8o

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)
-------
Sure wouldn't mind seeing those charges dropped!

Posted by: 496 at April 05, 2023 03:57 PM (ACv5e)

248 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 03:57 PM (T4tVD)

249 Another money laundering exercise.
And saving crap Media.

Posted by: artisanal ette at April 05, 2023 03:57 PM (uQPen)

250 231 226 I need a nap and a good healthy dump.

be the multitasker

Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 03:57 PM (us2H3)

251 >>Nice wedgie


Message: The chair is against the wall.

Response: The cat has been flossed.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:58 PM (SIRiz)

252 He doesn't have power, and CCP linked financiers have power and a hell of a spread for the classy high end entertainers they can attract.
Posted by: Kindltot

You may have nailed it.
I never wanted power - maybe that is my problem.
You gave me a new way to look at my life. (seriously)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 03:58 PM (7RT/J)

253 This busty blonde in a skimpy one-piece would like to see corrupt prosecutors get dismissed, but doubts the GOP is in any way serious:
https://is.gd/tZ1S8o

She could have a role in keeping morale up during the fight.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at April 05, 2023 03:58 PM (eGTCV)

254 216 I think there should be a legal definition of transgender, where it means you've actually gone ahead and had a designer vag installed and all that. 99% of the people now claiming to be transgender, including Dylan Mulvaney and all of the ones in women's sports, just put on some lipstick and a wig and call it a day. That's not transgender, that's cross-dressing.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (ZGrMX)

Mulvaney's just a grifter anyway. And I think possibly a Fed Asset considering the way EVERY. SINGLE. CORPO. is throwing money at him to make him the face of their brands.

Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 03:58 PM (UnA8+)

255 231 226 I need a nap and a good healthy dump.

be the multitasker

I'm the multitasker here jack!

Posted by: Prez Bribem at April 05, 2023 03:59 PM (VMFAF)

256 It's gonna be really sad when Leo shoots himself five times in the chest, in both kneecaps, and three times in the head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

-----------

"Leo Didn't Kill Himself. Coroner Rules that His Hyoid was Crushed by Cocaine Bear."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 03:59 PM (HmobY)

257 I loved Alvin Bragg in "Fat Alvin and the Cosby Kids," a groundbreaking comedic TV cartoon series of the 1980s.

Posted by: Hey, Hey, Hey! It's Fat Alvin! at April 05, 2023 03:59 PM (VsUo2)

258 238 >>The Biden's are so petty, they invited the NCAA womens tournament losing team to visit the WH because LSU didn't want Jill to visit their locker room before the game.


also they hate Kim Mulkey for not going along with the fiction that Britney Griner dindu nuffin

Posted by: x at April 05, 2023 04:00 PM (ZBPE2)

259 Mulvaney's just a grifter anyway. And I think possibly a Fed Asset considering the way EVERY. SINGLE. CORPO. is throwing money at him to make him the face of their brands.

He does have that "straight outta Quantico" look.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

260 Who will prosecute the prosecutors?

Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2023 04:00 PM (SYTee)

261 And Iowa has already said no thanks.
___

Hey, you've seen how Biden acts, we don't to be sniffed and pawed at by that creep.

Posted by: Iowa Womens Bball Team at April 05, 2023 04:00 PM (fs1hN)

262 254 he was a broadway actor so he has charm and charisma versus this

https://www.flickr.com/photos/rohudson/3797507489

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 04:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

263 I need a nap and a good healthy dump. Other than that, I don't need to do jack.

Same here. zzzznk *shart*

Posted by: Joe Smirkypants at April 05, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

264 A Russian volunteer fundraiser ordered drones from AliExpress to use in the war effort. Ukrainians hacked into his account and changed the order to $25,000 worth of dildoes.

Don LeMon sweating & booking a flight to Russia

Posted by: scampydog at April 05, 2023 04:00 PM (2bFN5)

265 Floss The Cat played way off Broadway for only a few weeks in like, 1975.

Posted by: Just sayin' at April 05, 2023 04:01 PM (YUTmG)

266 "I loved Alvin Bragg in "Fat Alvin and the Cosby Kids," a groundbreaking comedic TV cartoon series of the 1980s."

IIRC, that cartoon was part of the coursework for Cosby's EdD degree. Not kidding.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 04:01 PM (MvF+J)

267 216 I think there should be a legal definition of transgender, where it means you've actually gone ahead and had a designer vag installed and all tha...
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 03:51 PM (ZGrMX)


six of one, half dozen of the other. Both versions are crazy.
OK, I think the surgery should be illegal. Period.
But if you get it done overseas, you should be institutionalized. If you just cross dress, well that is still nuts but maybe harmless. So just close supervision.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 04:01 PM (7RT/J)

268 DON'T JUMP!

Man, I kill myself sometimes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 04:01 PM (sWM8x)

269 "Leo Didn't Kill Himself. Coroner Rules that His Hyoid was Crushed by Cocaine Bear."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests

What's a hyoid ?

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 04:01 PM (T4tVD)

270 Too nice out not to grill a hamburger, but it's frozen so defrost in microwave?

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe8)

271 232 The Biden's are so petty, they invited the NCAA womens tournament losing team to visit the WH because LSU didn't want Jill to visit their locker room before the game.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
_________________

LSU already had a team physician.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 04:02 PM (gf7Ez)

272 "Leo Didn't Kill Himself. Coroner Rules that His Hyoid was Crushed by Cocaine Bear."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests

What's a hyoid ?
Posted by: JT

About fifty bucks.

Posted by: Anatomical Accounting at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (VsUo2)

273 six of one, half dozen of the other. Both versions are crazy.
OK, I think the surgery should be illegal. Period.
But if you get it done overseas, you should be institutionalized. If you just cross dress, well that is still nuts but maybe harmless. So just close supervision.

See, I think the entire media-industrial complex built around this stuff would collapse the second they had to actually chop their dicks off. These activists are all play acting for clout, the same way Talcum X did. So they should be forced to either admit to the grift or lose their nuts.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)

274 They have no shame.
I think we really can't shame them.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (CQE5S)

275 Skip you can grill them from frozen.
https://tinyurl.com/yyrjx2af

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

276 > What's a hyoid ?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (j2Xg6)

277 272 About fifty bucks.
Posted by: Anatomical Accounting at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (VsUo2)

But that's $30 more expensive than in town.

Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (UnA8+)

278 >>Too nice out not to grill a hamburger, but it's frozen so defrost in microwave?


Slip it in a Ziploc bag and remove air, seal, put in a bowl and lightly run cold water over the bag for 30-40 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (SIRiz)

279 Just theater. If this had any chance in hell of ever passing they'd never propose it.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (PWI4f)

280 Douglas Brinkley is one of the bottom feeders of the media world. He will spout any garbage as long as he is paid. Potty mouth in fact.

He started off at Fox News and is now at whatever corporation pays him to malign other people. He is a specialist at othering.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (3JfbU)

281 You may have nailed it.
I never wanted power - maybe that is my problem.
You gave me a new way to look at my life. (seriously)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 03:58 PM (7RT/J)

There is a sort of barter economy between the famous in the arts and the powerful. Think of, say, some Medillin cartel captain or connected banker who wants some sort of legitimacy in the world. He can throw all the parties he wants but pretty much the only people he will draw are people as mired down (or mire sniffing) as he is. If he wants flashy and exciting members of society he needs to get some star power in that all the clean people want to be near. So you invite deCaprio, or Cher or Sean Penn. It is like hanging that porkchop around your neck so the dogs will play with you.
The stars get exposure to a different set of possible employers, and folks like Sean Penn get actual leftist dictators as BFFs so it is considered a win-win

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (xhaym)

282 Nice headline GOP.

*twiddling thumbs*

#wastf

Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (fjPRN)

283 "What's a hyoid?"

Pocket-sized hyperboloid.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (MvF+J)

284 277 272 About fifty bucks.
Posted by: Anatomical Accounting at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (VsUo2)

But that's $30 more expensive than in town.
Posted by: XTC

But with 2, you get egg-loll

Posted by: Wanton Willy at April 05, 2023 04:05 PM (VsUo2)

285 >> "What's a hyoid?"


I think it is a type of Decepticon.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 04:05 PM (SIRiz)

286 > What's a hyoid ?

a johnny carson punchline

Posted by: x at April 05, 2023 04:05 PM (ZBPE2)

287 It might take to long if I use charcoal, maybe if use gas grill.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 04:05 PM (xhxe8)

288 This busty blonde in a skimpy one-piece would like to see corrupt prosecutors get dismissed, but doubts the GOP is in any way serious:
https://is.gd/tZ1S8o
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

Rockin' bod, but botoxed lips.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 04:05 PM (BdMk6)

289 Let's start by extraditing Soros to Hungary or Burma. Let's see what their DAs have to say about him.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (4vi12)

-----------------

And then confiscate all his property like he assisted the Nazis to do to Jews.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 05, 2023 04:06 PM (3JfbU)

290 286 Brilliant!

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 04:06 PM (MvF+J)

291 About fifty bucks.
Posted by: Anatomical Accounting at April 05, 2023 04:03 PM (VsUo2)

But that's $30 more expensive than in town.
Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 04:04 PM (UnA8+)
.......

But you're saving on gas.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

292 "What's a hyoid?"
---
One of those Toyota trucks that they never sold in the US.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 04:06 PM (sWM8x)

293 It might take to long if I use charcoal, maybe if use gas grill.
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 04:05 PM (xhxe

Cast iron is your friend.

Posted by: Golfman at April 05, 2023 04:07 PM (fjPRN)

294
The reports were of a woman.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:40 PM (yQpMk)

Are you assuming xer's gender!?!?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2023 04:07 PM (Rl7KJ)

295 "What's a hyoid?"

Even worse than a hemmorrhoid.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 04:07 PM (MvF+J)

296 If that's another thing your think I need to do, I should tell you I often don't do what others tell me I need to do. Especially when they're being condescending and pointlessly provocative.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 05, 2023 03:54 PM (3oWsZ)

+++++++++

Whenever people like you trot out the "They're just trying to divide us" bullshit to White people, who are the target of this aggression, then you need to be told to STFU, and you need to STFU with that. Wait, wait, wait I'm doing this wrong. I need to put it in terms that normie cons on AoSHQ understand.

Don't blame the Jews for NAZI aggression. It's not a perfect analogy but it's close enough that you might be able to figure it out. I guess we need to put everything into a 20th century context for it to be relevant to boomercons.

Posted by: DFCtomm at April 05, 2023 04:07 PM (vDj4Y)

297 Breaking: they have increased the charges against trump to 1200.
He walked into his office
Pulled out his chair
Sat down
Scooted the chair in
Opened his desk drawer
Pulled out a pen
Closed the desk drawer
Uncapped the pen
Pulled out the check
Signed the check
Wrote it in the ledger
Took a sip of diet coke
Each action was covering up a felony.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 04:08 PM (WzJYQ)

298 Cool sign spotted in Princeton of all places.

Political Indictment of Trump? Shame on You America!

This 'hood is overwhelmingly lefty

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2023 04:08 PM (Zzbjj)

299 238 >>The Biden's are so petty, they invited the NCAA womens tournament losing team to visit the WH because LSU didn't want Jill to visit their locker room before the game.

And Iowa has already said no thanks.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

Yay, them!
Iowa women's basketball coach Lisa Bluder says team won't go to White House if invited
To the victor, and only the victor, goes the spoils.
https://tinyurl.com/59prbwuv

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:08 PM (CQE5S)

300 Too nice out not to grill a hamburger, but it's frozen so defrost in microwave?
Posted by: Skip

Its WINDY out thar !

Ya might get hit by a hyoid.

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 04:09 PM (T4tVD)

301 The Biden's are so petty, they invited the NCAA womens tournament losing team to visit the WH because LSU didn't want Jill to visit their locker room before the game.

Oh, is *that* why? I heard they'd invited the loser, but I couldn't work out why they thought it was a good idea.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 04:09 PM (ZGrMX)

302 301 The Biden's are so petty, they invited the NCAA womens tournament losing team to visit the WH because LSU didn't want Jill to visit their locker room before the game.

Oh, is *that* why? I heard they'd invited the loser, but I couldn't work out why they thought it was a good idea.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 04:09 PM (ZGrMX)

Equity.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:11 PM (CQE5S)

303 nood

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at April 05, 2023 04:11 PM (MvF+J)

304 248
hiya
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 03:57 PM (T4tVD)
.......

Hyoid!

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

305 "I know we’ll have the champions come to the White House, we always do. So, we'll have LSU come,” she said. “But, you know, I’m going to tell Joe I think Iowa should come, too, because they played such a good game.”

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:11 PM (CQE5S)

306 Caitlyn Jenner coming out against men completing in women's sports is confusing and funny to me. WTF make up yer mind. It's cool with me cause I'm thinking many lefty heads will implode

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at April 05, 2023 04:12 PM (bUQO2)

307 Nood, Trump Tower shooter

Posted by: Rex B at April 05, 2023 04:12 PM (1fLE7)

308 a johnny carson punchline

"Hyoooooooid!"

Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 05, 2023 04:12 PM (nfrXX)

309 Get your barfbag ready:

"The First Lady loved watching the NCAA women's basketball championship game alongside young student-athletes and admires how far women have advanced in sports since the passing of Title IX. Her comments in Colorado were intended to applaud the historic game and all women athletes. She looks forward to celebrating the LSU Tigers on their championship win at the White House."

Posted by: m at April 05, 2023 04:13 PM (CQE5S)

310 238 >>The Biden's are so petty...
Posted by: JackStraw

"How petty are they??"

Posted by: I Am Curious (Mellow) at April 05, 2023 04:13 PM (VsUo2)

311 /sidekick sock

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2023 04:15 PM (nfrXX)

312 238 >>The Biden's are so petty...
Posted by: JackStraw

"How petty are they??"
Posted by: I Am Curious (Mellow)

They're so petty that Dr. Jill wears an amazing technicolor petticoat.

Posted by: Ready with the Petty at April 05, 2023 04:16 PM (VsUo2)

313 A "person of color" just suggested that America should be "cleansed of Trump voters", too.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 03:22 PM (jTmQV)
++++
It's code. He's calling for the "cleansing" of mainstream white people.
Calling for ethnic cleansing is dangerous.

Calling for ethnic cleansing of the majority population is exceedingly dangerous.

Down this road lies mountains of human corpses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

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It is almost impossible to warn people without sense that there is evil among them.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 05, 2023 04:16 PM (3JfbU)

314 Trump is no less a person of color than Bragg.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 05, 2023 04:17 PM (KATBx)

315 It's not a coincidence, they only got their jobs because of the color of their skin.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)

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The sad part is that they are not even aware of it, they imagine that they are actually competent.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 05, 2023 04:19 PM (3JfbU)

316 310 238 >>The Biden's are so petty...
Posted by: JackStraw

"How petty are they??"
Posted by: I Am Curious (Mellow)

They're so petty that Joe Biden crushes Petit Fours on his chocolate chip ice cream cones.

Posted by: Peter Pettigrew's Principle at April 05, 2023 04:20 PM (VsUo2)

317 It puzzles me, just slightly, that no member of the MFM is concerned about the fact they are all saying precisely the same thing. That makes 90 percent of them redundant.
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

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It just shows that the billionaires are kind to their lapdogs but I suspect that they would have no compunction in putting them down if/when they become inconvenient.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 05, 2023 04:21 PM (3JfbU)

318 191 I call for a return of stoning.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 05, 2023 03:43 PM (7RT/J)
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Everybody must get stoned!

Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 05, 2023 03:44 PM (2hlEI)
----
Well I remember one of the first ever computer viruses saying "Your computer is now stoned."

Posted by: Ciampino - a black, queer midget is not comparable to an after dinner choc at April 05, 2023 04:23 PM (qfLjt)

319 Too nice out not to grill a hamburger, but it's frozen so defrost in microwave?
Posted by: Skip

Its WINDY out thar !

Ya might get hit by a hyoid.
Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 04:09 PM (T4tVD)

Or attacked by a hyrax.

Posted by: mrp at April 05, 2023 04:24 PM (rj6Yv)

320 I have come to the conclusion that Kamala will be the next president simply because the junta have decided so. They want to shove it in our faces that there is nothing we can do about it no matter how many votes we cast against them. They have it all in the bag now.

Besides, Kamala is too stupid to give them trouble, like Biden she will make speeches, shake hands and laugh inappropriately.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at April 05, 2023 04:28 PM (3JfbU)

321 I understand the reason for qualified immunity, so that every arrest and every street encounter with a criminal doesn’t result in a counter-suit against the police or prosecutors. That said, the immunity is very clearly not sufficiently qualified. I’ve seen far too many instances of clear misconduct be dismissed (cough Wisconsin john doe cough).

This is a case where if the government wants actual misconduct to be tried in the courtroom, they need to ensure there’s a path to the court.

Posted by: Advo at April 05, 2023 04:34 PM (VHN21)

322 I am so sick of the RINOs and their crap.

'House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) has called on Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg to testify before his panel about his investigation of Trump.'

Stop 'calling' and start subpoenaing, you gutless RINO monkey.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 05, 2023 04:39 PM (AjL/0)

323 "Hold him accountable"

For what, exactly? I mean the 34 counts were misdemeanor elevated to a felony based on a related felony not named by the prosecutor. Which is...nonsense.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at April 05, 2023 05:46 PM (+DS2f)

324 Stop considering it and do it. Be decisive for a change

Posted by: Xavier Basora at April 05, 2023 09:53 PM (I6EMq)

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